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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. Sam Harley's mum lives

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Speaker 1: in New Zealand and she's in her nineties, and Harley

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Speaker 1: introduced her to the notion of FaceTime. She does struggle

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Speaker 1: with technology, and fair enough, she's in her nineties. He

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Speaker 1: struggled with technology. I know it's true where to zoom

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Speaker 1: meeting last week with you and it's probably the most

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Speaker 1: frustrating thing I've ever been a part of, next to

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Speaker 1: showing you how to repost something on Instagram. It's not

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Speaker 1: my thing. It really isn't. A couple of weeks ago, actually,

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Speaker 1: Harley's mom decided that she thought people were getting too

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Speaker 1: much information about her, so she she just deleted all

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Speaker 1: her Internet account so Harley couldn't even email, I couldn't

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Speaker 1: do anything. So then she decided no, she didn't need it,

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Speaker 1: So then he had to try and find her passwords

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Speaker 1: and be exhausting. So she's on FaceTime and she quite

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Speaker 1: likes that, so inexplicably she'll phone Harley and suddenly, face

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Speaker 1: to face, there we are. And yesterday she called and

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Speaker 1: she said, are you already on the line to me?

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Speaker 1: And he said, what do you mean? She said, or

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Speaker 1: is Amanda calling me. He said, no, she said, because

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Speaker 1: this woman keeps talking to me and asking me if

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Speaker 1: everything's all right right? And she said it's really worrying

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Speaker 1: me because she said to me, is there anything I

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Speaker 1: can do for you? And I said, And so Harley's

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Speaker 1: mom said, I'm tired. And she said, I can't help

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Speaker 1: you with that. That sounds like you and I can't

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Speaker 1: help you with that. And then she said to Harley,

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Speaker 1: look she's still here, she's still talking. I've got a

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Speaker 1: cross line. What she'd done somehow, she'd activated Siri ah,

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Speaker 1: who said, you know, yeah, how can I help you? No,

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Speaker 1: I can't help you with that CAUSERI will just go off,

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Speaker 1: yeah and keep going and keep going, keep going. You know,

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Speaker 1: you can just say anything, and suddenly Siri pipes in.

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Speaker 1: So there's been a number of like, as you said,

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Speaker 1: we've tried to have a few zoom meetings in our

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Speaker 1: holidays and bits and pieces. Technology is a pain in

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Speaker 1: the neck. Did you hear about this woman? She's a

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Speaker 1: California news reporter and she was trying to show people

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Speaker 1: how she's cutting her own hair in her bathroom at home.

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Speaker 1: Unbeknown to her, her husband is in a reflection in

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Speaker 1: the nude in the shower. That's what you do in

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Speaker 1: a shower. Yeah, well she she can't see that because

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Speaker 1: she thinks she's filming. She's filming herself, or she's filming

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Speaker 1: you know. Ye. The mirrors reflect the mirrors reflecting everything.

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Speaker 1: And then I read this other story about a baby

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Speaker 1: in England who accidentally ordered forty dollars delivery onion on

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Speaker 1: the dad's phone. He just said, you don't shut her up.

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Speaker 1: He's on my phone. She just pressed the number of

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Speaker 1: buttons and suddenly she'd ordered an onion. But because it

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Speaker 1: was a minimum order, there was a tax on that,

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Speaker 1: and then there's a delivery f and blah blah, forty

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Speaker 1: bucks for an onion for one onion. Yes, she tony

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Speaker 1: abbits salivating. Now that's my entray, my main. Kevin rud

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Speaker 1: can come over for the ear wax. Remember when the

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Speaker 1: biggest news we had was at our prime minister bid

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Speaker 1: into an onion. Weren't they the good old days days?

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Speaker 1: Weren't they great? Weren't they innocent times? It's all we

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Speaker 1: had to talk about. But now we've got heaps to

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Speaker 1: talk about. Well, how about this technology? Let me down.

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Speaker 1: I love it tribal drama beat for that. Tribal drama

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Speaker 1: is beating for that where a lot of us are

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Speaker 1: starting to use new technologies in this lockdown era. How's

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Speaker 1: it going. I'm a big fan of the FaceTime. I

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Speaker 1: know that you don't like face time. You never want

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Speaker 1: to FaceTime. No, well I don't like it. I don't

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Speaker 1: care that you're walking around your woodpile. If you wanted

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Speaker 1: to Facetimey on the weekend, I was show you how

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Speaker 1: I've moved my wood. I don't care, but I've moved

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Speaker 1: my wood so I can get new wood for winter.

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Speaker 1: See this is an inane conversation. I don't need to

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Speaker 1: hear it and see it. Why are you doing this

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Speaker 1: radio show? Well, I don't know. You're fool Jonesy and

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Speaker 1: Amanda in the Morning seven tell you