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Speaker 2: Yesterday we're talking about bizarre injuries and we want more
Speaker 2: of these stories. After the show yesterday Paul Andrea Jane
Speaker 2: AJ snapped attend and wiping the laundry bench and actually
Speaker 2: where I spent for six weeks.
Speaker 1: Bizarre injuries, ryl.
Speaker 2: I ripped my bicep from my shoulder going to the toilet.
Speaker 2: Which heart do you reckon?
Speaker 1: Well? A backside right?
Speaker 2: Abby Schlink dessiccated her knee getting out of the shower. Ah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And then we had this one yesterday from Anna.
Speaker 3: So I displicated my knee sneezing. I had sneeze so
Speaker 3: I did like a half body turn so I wouldn't
Speaker 3: sneeze on food, and my knee displicated and I just
Speaker 3: went down like on the ground. And then my toddler
Speaker 3: daughter comes around the corner.
Speaker 4: She says, Mummy, why are you on the floor.
Speaker 1: So your stories are bizarre injuries.
Speaker 2: Give us a call O four seven five three one
Speaker 2: oh four three, and I really hope we get stories
Speaker 2: for this next one today. Yesterday I get a message
Speaker 2: from a ten year old boy telling us that when
Speaker 2: he was fined, do you remember he's going so quickly
Speaker 2: on his bike, somehow came off the bike and got
Speaker 2: he got wedged in his own bike. It's a handlebar,
Speaker 2: handle bar and the wheel and that's what he got wedged.
Speaker 2: So today in memory of the Great and he's fine,
Speaker 2: by the way, he's not saying memory like he's no
Speaker 2: longer with.
Speaker 1: Us, Harry mclauchy. He's now tens. He's living his best.
Speaker 2: Ever life the back his five agonyving wedged for quite
Speaker 2: some time. He said, I want more stories about people
Speaker 2: being wedged.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 2: Are you a wegend? That's a wedge legend. We're looking
Speaker 2: for wedgends today on the show, Oh four seventy five
Speaker 2: three one oh four three. In fact, I say this,
Speaker 2: first person who calls him with a great wedgend story,
Speaker 2: I'll give one thousand dollars to. I'm only going to
Speaker 2: give that our one thousand dollars call this week for
Speaker 2: a wedge story to a wedgend Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much to Carolyn Davis. Christian hearing these
Speaker 2: amazing stories about dogs who go wandering off somewhere Google
Speaker 2: the store, about Max, the Great Pyrenees dog who escaped
Speaker 2: his home to walk five miles to a store that
Speaker 2: once served him a great breakfast burrito. Now you give
Speaker 2: me a hot lead like that, I have just printed
Speaker 2: off this story the team of Busy taking your course.
Speaker 2: I've just gone to the printer and already highlighted this
Speaker 2: incredible story. Now I've never known the John the Pyrenees
Speaker 2: beautiful looking.
Speaker 1: Yeah Americans call him a rima Yeah, beautiful looking door headline.
Speaker 2: Then I found dog travels five miles alone in the
Speaker 2: dark to get burrito.
Speaker 1: Max, a five year.
Speaker 2: Old Great Pyrenees from South Gota, was once given a
Speaker 2: burrito so good it sparked an epic return journey.
Speaker 1: We've all done this.
Speaker 2: Later night, Monchi set in Whether You're Human or Canine?
Speaker 2: Max left his home seemingly in search of a free
Speaker 2: burrito he'd previously been given weeks before from a nearby
Speaker 2: convenience store. I say nearby, it's five miles away. Wow,
Speaker 2: So then look at his GPS tracker. He walks across
Speaker 2: fields for five miles. Ten k They open up the
Speaker 2: garage door. Max are gone and in barks on a
Speaker 2: two hour journey into town where he went to this
Speaker 2: convenience place where he once got a breakfast burrito.
Speaker 1: It was shucked because for the time he got there
Speaker 1: it was four am. He waited for five.
Speaker 4: Hours there parac to open.
Speaker 2: This is our new patron saint of the show. Max
Speaker 2: the Great Pyrenees waiting for hours for a burrito legend.
Speaker 2: And if you've had a great burrito, you remember where
Speaker 2: you got it from.
Speaker 1: You often fantasize about going crossing fields together. It one
Speaker 1: of Max.
Speaker 2: That's a great photo of Max there Now, I don't
Speaker 2: know is that a photo. Max is looking happy? In
Speaker 2: my mind, that's just after he's had that burrito.
Speaker 1: That's the happiest dog I've ever.
Speaker 2: He's got a tummy full of Brita right now, I
Speaker 2: can't stop thinking about getting a burrito. No, that's why
Speaker 2: Mexican places open twenty four to seven. Max Uber eats
Speaker 2: my friend. It's there for all of us, all right.
Speaker 2: So we're looking for your stories of bizarre injuries and
Speaker 2: have you ever been wedged? Christian? The injury itself wasn't bizarre,
Speaker 2: but the aftermath was. I desiccated my eyeboy falling down
Speaker 2: the stairs a high sense arena at a church conference.
Speaker 1: My mum made me go to.
Speaker 2: They have parents there, paramedics there who wanted to take
Speaker 2: me to a hospital, but my mum wouldn't let me
Speaker 2: to get a put back in plaints because she said
Speaker 2: God will sort this out. Oh no, you got this one.
Speaker 1: God, hurry, g Man's got this off.
Speaker 2: You go.
Speaker 1: Flapping around, mom, God's testing You ended up popping it
Speaker 1: back in myself?
Speaker 2: Did you Mekaida or did God do that?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 2: The great physio in the sky. This is amazing from
Speaker 2: knowing bizarre injuries. I boke my humorous burying the goldfish.
Speaker 2: It was pouring down in rain and the goldfish had
Speaker 2: to be buried.
Speaker 1: After the funeral. I slipped down in the moment and
Speaker 1: felt really hot.
Speaker 2: I had to later in the rain until the amposts
Speaker 2: are right forty minutes later.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's terrible book. Kind of.
Speaker 2: We got to talk this week about pet funerals, about
Speaker 2: a goldfish one when the kids were a lot younger.
Speaker 2: Christian my friends got their leg wedged in between two
Speaker 2: planks on my balcony. I never laughed so hard in
Speaker 2: my entire life. Christian, I got wedged in a plastic
Speaker 2: high chair in a pub. My best to you other
Speaker 2: thirty years after listen to this, My best year after
Speaker 2: a few after my best year of other thirty years
Speaker 2: after a few.
Speaker 1: Drinks, challenged me to get into a high chair we
Speaker 1: saw in the corner.
Speaker 2: Yes, not like a kid's high chair, Christian, I got in.
Speaker 1: I could not get out.
Speaker 2: Three strangers how to how unwedged me from a child?
Speaker 2: I was forty three? We hoisted out. The whole pub
Speaker 2: was staring and filming it.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can never go back. There must be photos
Speaker 1: of video. That is amazing.
Speaker 2: Carry that's great, Sue, Good morning, good morning, Good morning, Sue.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. So you're our first wegend to
Speaker 2: call the show. You've got a store about being wedged sue.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 5: Oh well, years ago when I was at primary school,
Speaker 5: a boy called Brian, which you don't hear of that
Speaker 5: name very often now through my press scene on the
Speaker 5: floor and they had Uni six or not AY six,
Speaker 5: but Uni desktops, which is one desktop for two people,
Speaker 5: and I couldn't get down.
Speaker 4: To pick it up.
Speaker 5: So I sort of witged myself in and I couldn't
Speaker 5: get out, and always worried about Brian and throwing my
Speaker 5: plastic scene on the floor, and the head master had
Speaker 5: to come and get an axe. About twenty minutes later
Speaker 5: he shocked me out.
Speaker 2: None of us had an our Bingo show card today axe.
Speaker 5: And I was so scared because I was five years
Speaker 5: of age, scared, scared.
Speaker 2: Now someone takes an axe to something I'm trapped in
Speaker 2: and he.
Speaker 5: Had the name of Brian, which was even worse.
Speaker 1: What are the odds?
Speaker 2: So Brian threw the past scene on the phone. Then
Speaker 2: the head master is of Brian as well?
Speaker 5: No, no, well we had to move Brian away from me.
Speaker 1: There's anyone.
Speaker 5: He chopped the seat away so that I could unwish
Speaker 5: myself there.
Speaker 1: Well do head masterses have axes?
Speaker 2: It? What a country only in Australia.
Speaker 1: This is an axe problem.
Speaker 2: It's just swinging it through the playground on his way there.
Speaker 1: So the boss has an axe, yes, she says, hanging above.
Speaker 2: And that's how you actually get axed.
Speaker 1: It's actually physically acted.
Speaker 5: I think I took him so long. You had to
Speaker 5: go down to the fire department. What you had to
Speaker 5: go to the fire department, bring them up and get
Speaker 5: them to come around with an ax.
Speaker 1: Go somewhere where you're going to go backwards to go forward.
Speaker 1: But if he calls the fire department, surely let the
Speaker 1: fire people. The fireman, yes, cut it. Not the headmaster.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 5: That was when they were sitting back in there, the
Speaker 5: little officers, I think, And they didn't. It wasn't really
Speaker 5: a big.
Speaker 1: Just pencil pushes exactly.
Speaker 2: All right, So lovely story. Thank you very much to calling.
Speaker 4: Okay, bye to my rear.
Speaker 1: Make a note down your stories involving axes. We got Chris.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Chris. Always a joy to hear from. I
Speaker 1: hope you well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks man. Morning guys. I've got a wedging please.
Speaker 4: It was a night before my first wedding and we
Speaker 4: were getting married up in the bush at a campsite
Speaker 4: that had bungalows and stuff like that for people stay at.
Speaker 4: So the night before the wedding, bridal party, families, or
Speaker 4: four o'clock in the morning, all the groomsmen decided, let's
Speaker 4: go and play hide and feet.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that well known and well known part of
Speaker 2: any kind of wedding, the group hide and seek. I've
Speaker 2: known a couple of guys that are still hiding right now.
Speaker 4: It's the journey from boy command. Basically, everyone's off hiding
Speaker 4: and then we just start hearing someone yelling for help.
Speaker 4: So sort of converge and realize that my brother has
Speaker 4: tried to sneak underneath one of the bungalows through the
Speaker 4: little middle steps that went up up to the door,
Speaker 4: but he got his head through, couldn't get his shoulders through.
Speaker 4: Then the head was in, couldn't pull the head out. Basically,
Speaker 4: after the you know, five minutes of just killing yourself laughing, Yeah,
Speaker 4: a couple of us had to climb up above his
Speaker 4: head without actually standing on that step obviously, and just
Speaker 4: sort of wedge flecked the steps just enough so you
Speaker 4: could squeeze his head out.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he had a nice little cut on his ear
Speaker 4: for the wedding photos.
Speaker 1: That was very It's a good look for a guy.
Speaker 1: How did you get that? You know?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Chris, great story. Thanks very much for corn the
Speaker 2: show mate. Take care all right, all of your stories
Speaker 2: bizarre injuries and wedged stories.
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Speaker 2: Look and Feel Stories of bizarre injuries and also have
Speaker 2: you ever been wedged? Storm Hicks has been wedged? Head
Speaker 2: of a name there, Stormy Wicks. Christ When I was wedge,
Speaker 2: I had a Baltic pine four post bed. Sounds lovely. Yeah,
Speaker 2: get that pine details right as well. Don't just say pine.
Speaker 2: Let me know whether it's Baltic or not. I had
Speaker 2: a Baltic pine four post bed that was like three
Speaker 2: feet from the mattress to the floor. Very heavy. That's
Speaker 2: the Baltic clear lass. It's got to be heavy. I
Speaker 2: was cleaning my room and spotted a CRISP twenty dollar
Speaker 2: note under the bed, near the window underneath the bed,
Speaker 2: so I got on the mattress and start to slide
Speaker 2: my hand down. I slipped and got hold of the
Speaker 2: twenty dollar note. But then when I was oh, I'm stuck.
Speaker 2: I'd also just have breast implants put in and I
Speaker 2: have a round button. So I was stuck hanging there
Speaker 2: for about forty minutes, not feeling good, so I tried
Speaker 2: to turn end up hanging like a fish shook until
Speaker 2: my son popped in for a visit. Both fortunate, I guess,
Speaker 2: and unfortunate. Wow, what a sight for his mind?
Speaker 1: No, I have such a clean Yeah, we'll flush it
Speaker 1: for your mind.
Speaker 2: It's not for you to take those images home with
Speaker 2: you real to your private bedroom. After he finished laughing
Speaker 2: at me, he pushed a bed from the wall and
Speaker 2: I dropped to the floor. Storm, did you get the money?
Speaker 2: Great story, Storm Hicks, It's got to Lisa Now. Morning Lisa,
Speaker 2: Morning Lisa, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Thank you, thank you. So my story is I was
Speaker 6: looking at a bank back in the eighties and I
Speaker 6: was on the old landline and I kicked my shoe
Speaker 6: off and I got my big toast stuck in the
Speaker 6: filing cabinet handle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they go up, don't they They go up?
Speaker 6: And then in yeah, correct, And yeah I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I couldn't get it off, like.
Speaker 6: I just had to end up calling the fiery to
Speaker 6: cut it with them.
Speaker 3: A little saw, yeah.
Speaker 2: Like a child's one. Now file should get you out.
Speaker 2: I'm going to have you on your way, madam. Wow, Lisa,
Speaker 2: what a moment in your life that is? And what
Speaker 2: do you say when you call triple zero? I mean
Speaker 2: its you do need help, but it's kind of like
Speaker 2: it's not urgent, but I am stuck yet.
Speaker 1: It's kind of urgent, isn't it? You know?
Speaker 2: Lisa, thank you very much, the story mate, have a
Speaker 2: good day, you buy Hey, Jody, Hello Jody, Jody, Jody,
Speaker 2: and understanding there's some problems kind of call in. I
Speaker 2: don't know whether you're using our old number, but I
Speaker 2: got to get your story. You have to share your
Speaker 2: story today about being wedged.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm not only a wegend Christian, I am
Speaker 3: a forty wegend. So I'm at the Tigers game. I'm
Speaker 3: watching the footies. In between first quarter and second quarter break,
Speaker 3: I think off to the canteen. I come back. I
Speaker 3: climb over the seat. Now. I don't know if you
Speaker 3: know the seats flip up.
Speaker 1: Yes, so do I've done that many times? That move?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I have hit the seat right in a sweet spot.
Speaker 3: It slipped up, bought my ankle in the seat. I'm
Speaker 3: sitting there literally crouching tiger hidden dragons.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yes, I.
Speaker 3: Cannot get my foot out of this seat. Everyone around
Speaker 3: me laughing, not realizing I'm actually stuck. I said to
Speaker 3: my husband, you need to get First Day down here.
Speaker 3: I can't get out.
Speaker 1: Yes, a Venus flight track sea.
Speaker 3: Nothing. I couldn't even manipulate my ankle to sort of
Speaker 3: get it out. I'm stuck. So I'm sitting there twenty
Speaker 3: minutes to half an hour waiting for First Day, watching,
Speaker 3: watching the footy in stuck in the seat. Everyone around
Speaker 3: me like, what is she doing? They come, they get
Speaker 3: me out of this seat. I'm I'm stuck sitting there
Speaker 3: watching the footy for the rest of the day with
Speaker 3: my foot up on the seat in front of me
Speaker 3: with a knife pack. It gets better, Christian. We park
Speaker 3: at Crown Casino, three kilometer.
Speaker 1: Water that's ahead of at a good day.
Speaker 3: Two hours to get back to Crown Casino with my
Speaker 3: hobbling foot, my husband trying to carry me through the crowd.
Speaker 3: Getting back to Crown cac You know, oh my, I
Speaker 3: mean you are.
Speaker 2: I wanted a wedge legend. We found one, Jody, But
Speaker 2: you're a footy legend.
Speaker 3: I am the footy legend. That is me.
Speaker 1: Well listen, I said it.
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Speaker 2: Jody, that's year with this story. Well done, funny legends.
Speaker 1: It's a new thing started.
Speaker 2: It's trending now, Jody, great story, very very funny, very
Speaker 2: well told.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much. You guys are awesome. Might listen
Speaker 3: to your show every morning.
Speaker 2: Bless you, Thank you very much. And Jody, what are
Speaker 2: you going to do with you one thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: A party mate, I'm gonna past.
Speaker 1: Love it.
Speaker 2: Can we all come? Let's party with Jody.
Speaker 3: You're welcome. I may share it with my husband. Cincy
Speaker 3: helped me back to Crown Casina.
Speaker 2: Didn't when you have you that much?
Speaker 1: I mean, go get the car and bring it up here.
Speaker 1: Drive that car.
Speaker 3: That's that's a very yeah.
Speaker 2: Give him nothing, he gets nothing donuts only, Jody, thanks
Speaker 2: so much for sharing the story.
Speaker 3: Welcome. Thank you so much, triician every.
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