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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's get into today three topic Tuesday. You

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<v Speaker 1>Of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday we're talking about bizarre injuries and we want more

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<v Speaker 2>of these stories. After the show yesterday Paul Andrea Jane

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<v Speaker 2>AJ snapped attend and wiping the laundry bench and actually

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<v Speaker 2>where I spent for six weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Bizarre injuries, ryl.

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<v Speaker 2>I ripped my bicep from my shoulder going to the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>Which heart do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? A backside right?

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<v Speaker 2>Abby Schlink dessiccated her knee getting out of the shower. Ah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And then we had this one yesterday from Anna.

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<v Speaker 3>So I displicated my knee sneezing. I had sneeze so

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<v Speaker 3>I did like a half body turn so I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>sneeze on food, and my knee displicated and I just

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<v Speaker 3>went down like on the ground. And then my toddler

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<v Speaker 3>daughter comes around the corner.

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<v Speaker 4>She says, Mummy, why are you on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>So your stories are bizarre injuries.

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<v Speaker 2>Give us a call O four seven five three one

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<v Speaker 2>oh four three, and I really hope we get stories

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<v Speaker 2>for this next one today. Yesterday I get a message

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<v Speaker 2>from a ten year old boy telling us that when

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<v Speaker 2>he was fined, do you remember he's going so quickly

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<v Speaker 2>on his bike, somehow came off the bike and got

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<v Speaker 2>he got wedged in his own bike. It's a handlebar,

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<v Speaker 2>handle bar and the wheel and that's what he got wedged.

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<v Speaker 2>So today in memory of the Great and he's fine,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, he's not saying memory like he's no

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<v Speaker 2>longer with.

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<v Speaker 1>Us, Harry mclauchy. He's now tens. He's living his best.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever life the back his five agonyving wedged for quite

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<v Speaker 2>some time. He said, I want more stories about people

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<v Speaker 2>being wedged.

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<v Speaker 1>Please.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you a wegend? That's a wedge legend. We're looking

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<v Speaker 2>for wedgends today on the show, Oh four seventy five

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<v Speaker 2>three one oh four three. In fact, I say this,

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<v Speaker 2>first person who calls him with a great wedgend story,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give one thousand dollars to. I'm only going to

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<v Speaker 2>give that our one thousand dollars call this week for

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<v Speaker 2>a wedge story to a wedgend Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much to Carolyn Davis. Christian hearing these

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<v Speaker 2>amazing stories about dogs who go wandering off somewhere Google

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<v Speaker 2>the store, about Max, the Great Pyrenees dog who escaped

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<v Speaker 2>his home to walk five miles to a store that

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<v Speaker 2>once served him a great breakfast burrito. Now you give

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<v Speaker 2>me a hot lead like that, I have just printed

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<v Speaker 2>off this story the team of Busy taking your course.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just gone to the printer and already highlighted this

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<v Speaker 2>incredible story. Now I've never known the John the Pyrenees

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful looking.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah Americans call him a rima Yeah, beautiful looking door headline.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I found dog travels five miles alone in the

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<v Speaker 2>dark to get burrito.

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<v Speaker 1>Max, a five year.

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<v Speaker 2>Old Great Pyrenees from South Gota, was once given a

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<v Speaker 2>burrito so good it sparked an epic return journey.

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<v Speaker 1>We've all done this.

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<v Speaker 2>Later night, Monchi set in Whether You're Human or Canine?

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<v Speaker 2>Max left his home seemingly in search of a free

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<v Speaker 2>burrito he'd previously been given weeks before from a nearby

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<v Speaker 2>convenience store. I say nearby, it's five miles away. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>So then look at his GPS tracker. He walks across

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<v Speaker 2>fields for five miles. Ten k They open up the

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<v Speaker 2>garage door. Max are gone and in barks on a

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<v Speaker 2>two hour journey into town where he went to this

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<v Speaker 2>convenience place where he once got a breakfast burrito.

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<v Speaker 1>It was shucked because for the time he got there

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<v Speaker 1>it was four am. He waited for five.

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<v Speaker 4>Hours there parac to open.

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<v Speaker 2>This is our new patron saint of the show. Max

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<v Speaker 2>the Great Pyrenees waiting for hours for a burrito legend.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you've had a great burrito, you remember where

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<v Speaker 2>you got it from.

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<v Speaker 1>You often fantasize about going crossing fields together. It one

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<v Speaker 1>of Max.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great photo of Max there Now, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know is that a photo. Max is looking happy? In

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<v Speaker 2>my mind, that's just after he's had that burrito.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the happiest dog I've ever.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a tummy full of Brita right now, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't stop thinking about getting a burrito. No, that's why

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<v Speaker 2>Mexican places open twenty four to seven. Max Uber eats

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<v Speaker 2>my friend. It's there for all of us, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're looking for your stories of bizarre injuries and

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<v Speaker 2>have you ever been wedged? Christian? The injury itself wasn't bizarre,

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<v Speaker 2>but the aftermath was. I desiccated my eyeboy falling down

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<v Speaker 2>the stairs a high sense arena at a church conference.

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<v Speaker 1>My mum made me go to.

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<v Speaker 2>They have parents there, paramedics there who wanted to take

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<v Speaker 2>me to a hospital, but my mum wouldn't let me

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<v Speaker 2>to get a put back in plaints because she said

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<v Speaker 2>God will sort this out. Oh no, you got this one.

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<v Speaker 1>God, hurry, g Man's got this off.

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<v Speaker 2>You go.

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<v Speaker 1>Flapping around, mom, God's testing You ended up popping it

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<v Speaker 1>back in myself?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you Mekaida or did God do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>The great physio in the sky. This is amazing from

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<v Speaker 2>knowing bizarre injuries. I boke my humorous burying the goldfish.

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<v Speaker 2>It was pouring down in rain and the goldfish had

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<v Speaker 2>to be buried.

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<v Speaker 1>After the funeral. I slipped down in the moment and

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<v Speaker 1>felt really hot.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to later in the rain until the amposts

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<v Speaker 2>are right forty minutes later.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's terrible book. Kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to talk this week about pet funerals, about

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<v Speaker 2>a goldfish one when the kids were a lot younger.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian my friends got their leg wedged in between two

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<v Speaker 2>planks on my balcony. I never laughed so hard in

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<v Speaker 2>my entire life. Christian, I got wedged in a plastic

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<v Speaker 2>high chair in a pub. My best to you other

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<v Speaker 2>thirty years after listen to this, My best year after

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<v Speaker 2>a few after my best year of other thirty years

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<v Speaker 2>after a few.

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<v Speaker 1>Drinks, challenged me to get into a high chair we

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<v Speaker 1>saw in the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, not like a kid's high chair, Christian, I got in.

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<v Speaker 1>I could not get out.

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<v Speaker 2>Three strangers how to how unwedged me from a child?

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<v Speaker 2>I was forty three? We hoisted out. The whole pub

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<v Speaker 2>was staring and filming it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you can never go back. There must be photos

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<v Speaker 1>of video. That is amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Carry that's great, Sue, Good morning, good morning, Good morning, Sue.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the show. So you're our first wegend to

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<v Speaker 2>call the show. You've got a store about being wedged sue.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh well, years ago when I was at primary school,

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<v Speaker 5>a boy called Brian, which you don't hear of that

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<v Speaker 5>name very often now through my press scene on the

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<v Speaker 5>floor and they had Uni six or not AY six,

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<v Speaker 5>but Uni desktops, which is one desktop for two people,

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<v Speaker 5>and I couldn't get down.

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<v Speaker 4>To pick it up.

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<v Speaker 5>So I sort of witged myself in and I couldn't

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<v Speaker 5>get out, and always worried about Brian and throwing my

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<v Speaker 5>plastic scene on the floor, and the head master had

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<v Speaker 5>to come and get an axe. About twenty minutes later

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<v Speaker 5>he shocked me out.

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<v Speaker 2>None of us had an our Bingo show card today axe.

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<v Speaker 5>And I was so scared because I was five years

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<v Speaker 5>of age, scared, scared.

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<v Speaker 2>Now someone takes an axe to something I'm trapped in

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<v Speaker 2>and he.

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<v Speaker 5>Had the name of Brian, which was even worse.

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<v Speaker 1>What are the odds?

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<v Speaker 2>So Brian threw the past scene on the phone. Then

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<v Speaker 2>the head master is of Brian as well?

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, well we had to move Brian away from me.

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<v Speaker 1>There's anyone.

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<v Speaker 5>He chopped the seat away so that I could unwish

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<v Speaker 5>myself there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well do head masterses have axes?

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<v Speaker 2>It? What a country only in Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>This is an axe problem.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just swinging it through the playground on his way there.

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<v Speaker 1>So the boss has an axe, yes, she says, hanging above.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's how you actually get axed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually physically acted.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I took him so long. You had to

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<v Speaker 5>go down to the fire department. What you had to

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<v Speaker 5>go to the fire department, bring them up and get

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<v Speaker 5>them to come around with an ax.

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<v Speaker 1>Go somewhere where you're going to go backwards to go forward.

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<v Speaker 1>But if he calls the fire department, surely let the

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<v Speaker 1>fire people. The fireman, yes, cut it. Not the headmaster.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 5>That was when they were sitting back in there, the

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<v Speaker 5>little officers, I think, And they didn't. It wasn't really

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<v Speaker 5>a big.

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<v Speaker 1>Just pencil pushes exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So lovely story. Thank you very much to calling.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, bye to my rear.

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<v Speaker 1>Make a note down your stories involving axes. We got Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Chris. Always a joy to hear from. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you well.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, thanks man. Morning guys. I've got a wedging please.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a night before my first wedding and we

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<v Speaker 4>were getting married up in the bush at a campsite

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<v Speaker 4>that had bungalows and stuff like that for people stay at.

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<v Speaker 4>So the night before the wedding, bridal party, families, or

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<v Speaker 4>four o'clock in the morning, all the groomsmen decided, let's

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<v Speaker 4>go and play hide and feet.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that well known and well known part of

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<v Speaker 2>any kind of wedding, the group hide and seek. I've

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<v Speaker 2>known a couple of guys that are still hiding right now.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the journey from boy command. Basically, everyone's off hiding

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<v Speaker 4>and then we just start hearing someone yelling for help.

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<v Speaker 4>So sort of converge and realize that my brother has

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<v Speaker 4>tried to sneak underneath one of the bungalows through the

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<v Speaker 4>little middle steps that went up up to the door,

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<v Speaker 4>but he got his head through, couldn't get his shoulders through.

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<v Speaker 4>Then the head was in, couldn't pull the head out. Basically,

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<v Speaker 4>after the you know, five minutes of just killing yourself laughing, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>a couple of us had to climb up above his

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<v Speaker 4>head without actually standing on that step obviously, and just

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<v Speaker 4>sort of wedge flecked the steps just enough so you

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<v Speaker 4>could squeeze his head out.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he had a nice little cut on his ear

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<v Speaker 4>for the wedding photos.

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<v Speaker 1>That was very It's a good look for a guy.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you get that? You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, Chris, great story. Thanks very much for corn the

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<v Speaker 2>show mate. Take care all right, all of your stories

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<v Speaker 2>bizarre injuries and wedged stories.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Look and Feel Stories of bizarre injuries and also have

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<v Speaker 2>you ever been wedged? Storm Hicks has been wedged? Head

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<v Speaker 2>of a name there, Stormy Wicks. Christ When I was wedge,

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<v Speaker 2>I had a Baltic pine four post bed. Sounds lovely. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>get that pine details right as well. Don't just say pine.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me know whether it's Baltic or not. I had

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<v Speaker 2>a Baltic pine four post bed that was like three

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<v Speaker 2>feet from the mattress to the floor. Very heavy. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the Baltic clear lass. It's got to be heavy. I

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<v Speaker 2>was cleaning my room and spotted a CRISP twenty dollar

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<v Speaker 2>note under the bed, near the window underneath the bed,

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<v Speaker 2>so I got on the mattress and start to slide

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<v Speaker 2>my hand down. I slipped and got hold of the

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<v Speaker 2>twenty dollar note. But then when I was oh, I'm stuck.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd also just have breast implants put in and I

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<v Speaker 2>have a round button. So I was stuck hanging there

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<v Speaker 2>for about forty minutes, not feeling good, so I tried

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<v Speaker 2>to turn end up hanging like a fish shook until

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<v Speaker 2>my son popped in for a visit. Both fortunate, I guess,

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<v Speaker 2>and unfortunate. Wow, what a sight for his mind?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I have such a clean Yeah, we'll flush it

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<v Speaker 1>for your mind.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not for you to take those images home with

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<v Speaker 2>you real to your private bedroom. After he finished laughing

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<v Speaker 2>at me, he pushed a bed from the wall and

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<v Speaker 2>I dropped to the floor. Storm, did you get the money?

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<v Speaker 2>Great story, Storm Hicks, It's got to Lisa Now. Morning Lisa,

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Lisa, Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you, thank you. So my story is I was

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<v Speaker 6>looking at a bank back in the eighties and I

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<v Speaker 6>was on the old landline and I kicked my shoe

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<v Speaker 6>off and I got my big toast stuck in the

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<v Speaker 6>filing cabinet handle.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because they go up, don't they They go up?

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<v Speaker 6>And then in yeah, correct, And yeah I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't get it off, like.

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<v Speaker 6>I just had to end up calling the fiery to

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<v Speaker 6>cut it with them.

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<v Speaker 3>A little saw, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a child's one. Now file should get you out.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to have you on your way, madam. Wow, Lisa,

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<v Speaker 2>what a moment in your life that is? And what

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<v Speaker 2>do you say when you call triple zero? I mean

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<v Speaker 2>its you do need help, but it's kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>it's not urgent, but I am stuck yet.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of urgent, isn't it? You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Lisa, thank you very much, the story mate, have a

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<v Speaker 2>good day, you buy Hey, Jody, Hello Jody, Jody, Jody,

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<v Speaker 2>and understanding there's some problems kind of call in. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know whether you're using our old number, but I

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<v Speaker 2>got to get your story. You have to share your

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<v Speaker 2>story today about being wedged.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So I'm not only a wegend Christian, I am

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<v Speaker 3>a forty wegend. So I'm at the Tigers game. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>watching the footies. In between first quarter and second quarter break,

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<v Speaker 3>I think off to the canteen. I come back. I

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<v Speaker 3>climb over the seat. Now. I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 3>know the seats flip up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so do I've done that many times? That move?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I have hit the seat right in a sweet spot.

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<v Speaker 3>It slipped up, bought my ankle in the seat. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sitting there literally crouching tiger hidden dragons.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, Yes, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Cannot get my foot out of this seat. Everyone around

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<v Speaker 3>me laughing, not realizing I'm actually stuck. I said to

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<v Speaker 3>my husband, you need to get First Day down here.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't get out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, a Venus flight track sea.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing. I couldn't even manipulate my ankle to sort of

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<v Speaker 3>get it out. I'm stuck. So I'm sitting there twenty

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<v Speaker 3>minutes to half an hour waiting for First Day, watching,

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<v Speaker 3>watching the footy in stuck in the seat. Everyone around

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<v Speaker 3>me like, what is she doing? They come, they get

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<v Speaker 3>me out of this seat. I'm I'm stuck sitting there

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<v Speaker 3>watching the footy for the rest of the day with

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<v Speaker 3>my foot up on the seat in front of me

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<v Speaker 3>with a knife pack. It gets better, Christian. We park

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<v Speaker 3>at Crown Casino, three kilometer.

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<v Speaker 1>Water that's ahead of at a good day.

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<v Speaker 3>Two hours to get back to Crown Casino with my

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<v Speaker 3>hobbling foot, my husband trying to carry me through the crowd.

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<v Speaker 3>Getting back to Crown cac You know, oh my, I

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<v Speaker 3>mean you are.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted a wedge legend. We found one, Jody, But

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<v Speaker 2>you're a footy legend.

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<v Speaker 3>I am the footy legend. That is me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well listen, I said it.

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<v Speaker 2>Whenever we hear a great story, we always give away

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<v Speaker 2>one thousand dollars instantly for our Call.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Jody, that's year with this story. Well done, funny legends.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a new thing started.

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<v Speaker 2>It's trending now, Jody, great story, very very funny, very

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<v Speaker 2>well told.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you so much. You guys are awesome. Might listen

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<v Speaker 3>to your show every morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Bless you, Thank you very much. And Jody, what are

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<v Speaker 2>you going to do with you one thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>A party mate, I'm gonna past.

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<v Speaker 1>Love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we all come? Let's party with Jody.

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<v Speaker 3>You're welcome. I may share it with my husband. Cincy

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<v Speaker 3>helped me back to Crown Casina.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't when you have you that much?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, go get the car and bring it up here.

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<v Speaker 1>Drive that car.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's a very yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Give him nothing, he gets nothing donuts only, Jody, thanks

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<v Speaker 2>so much for sharing the story.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome. Thank you so much, triician every.

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<v Speaker 2>Week one thousand dollars for our Call of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>We love your story, so we love giving you one

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars. Like Jody there for that classic story. All

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