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Speaker 2: Yesterday we're talking about bizarre injuries and we want more

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Speaker 2: of these stories. After the show yesterday Paul Andrea Jane

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Speaker 2: AJ snapped attend and wiping the laundry bench and actually

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Speaker 2: where I spent for six weeks.

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Speaker 1: Bizarre injuries, ryl.

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Speaker 2: I ripped my bicep from my shoulder going to the toilet.

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Speaker 2: Which heart do you reckon?

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Speaker 1: Well? A backside right?

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Speaker 2: Abby Schlink dessiccated her knee getting out of the shower. Ah. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And then we had this one yesterday from Anna.

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Speaker 3: So I displicated my knee sneezing. I had sneeze so

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Speaker 4: She says, Mummy, why are you on the floor.

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Speaker 1: So your stories are bizarre injuries.

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Speaker 2: he got wedged in his own bike. It's a handlebar,

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Speaker 2: So today in memory of the Great and he's fine,

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Speaker 1: Us, Harry mclauchy. He's now tens. He's living his best.

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Speaker 2: Ever life the back his five agonyving wedged for quite

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Speaker 2: some time. He said, I want more stories about people

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Speaker 2: being wedged.

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Speaker 1: Please.

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Speaker 2: Are you a wegend? That's a wedge legend. We're looking

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Speaker 2: give that our one thousand dollars call this week for

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Speaker 2: a wedge story to a wedgend Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much to Carolyn Davis. Christian hearing these

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Speaker 2: amazing stories about dogs who go wandering off somewhere Google

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Speaker 2: the store, about Max, the Great Pyrenees dog who escaped

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Speaker 2: his home to walk five miles to a store that

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Speaker 2: once served him a great breakfast burrito. Now you give

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Speaker 2: me a hot lead like that, I have just printed

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Speaker 2: off this story the team of Busy taking your course.

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Speaker 2: I've just gone to the printer and already highlighted this

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Speaker 2: incredible story. Now I've never known the John the Pyrenees

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Speaker 1: Yeah Americans call him a rima Yeah, beautiful looking door headline.

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Speaker 2: So we're looking for your stories of bizarre injuries and

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Speaker 2: Christian my friends got their leg wedged in between two

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Speaker 2: Three strangers how to how unwedged me from a child?

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Speaker 2: Carry that's great, Sue, Good morning, good morning, Good morning, Sue.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. So you're our first wegend to

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Speaker 5: So I sort of witged myself in and I couldn't

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Speaker 2: None of us had an our Bingo show card today axe.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Chris. Always a joy to hear from. I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks man. Morning guys. I've got a wedging please.

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Speaker 4: It was a night before my first wedding and we

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he had a nice little cut on his ear

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Speaker 1: That was very It's a good look for a guy.

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Speaker 1: No, I have such a clean Yeah, we'll flush it

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Speaker 2: It's not for you to take those images home with

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Speaker 2: Great story, Storm Hicks, It's got to Lisa Now. Morning Lisa,

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Speaker 2: Morning Lisa, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 6: Thank you, thank you. So my story is I was

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because they go up, don't they They go up?

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Speaker 6: And then in yeah, correct, And yeah I couldn't.

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Speaker 6: I just had to end up calling the fiery to

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Speaker 3: A little saw, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Like a child's one. Now file should get you out.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to have you on your way, madam. Wow, Lisa,

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Speaker 2: what a moment in your life that is? And what

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Speaker 2: its you do need help, but it's kind of like

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Speaker 1: It's kind of urgent, isn't it? You know?

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Speaker 2: Lisa, thank you very much, the story mate, have a

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Speaker 2: good day, you buy Hey, Jody, Hello Jody, Jody, Jody,

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Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm not only a wegend Christian, I am

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Speaker 1: Yes, so do I've done that many times? That move?

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Speaker 3: I have hit the seat right in a sweet spot.

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Speaker 3: I can't get out.

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Speaker 1: Yes, a Venus flight track sea.

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Speaker 3: Nothing. I couldn't even manipulate my ankle to sort of

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Speaker 3: with a knife pack. It gets better, Christian. We park

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Speaker 1: Water that's ahead of at a good day.

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Speaker 3: Two hours to get back to Crown Casino with my

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Speaker 3: Getting back to Crown cac You know, oh my, I

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Speaker 3: mean you are.

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Speaker 2: I wanted a wedge legend. We found one, Jody, But

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Speaker 2: you're a footy legend.

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Speaker 3: I am the footy legend. That is me.

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Speaker 1: Well listen, I said it.

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Speaker 2: It's trending now, Jody, great story, very very funny, very

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Speaker 2: well told.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much. You guys are awesome. Might listen

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Speaker 2: Bless you, Thank you very much. And Jody, what are

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Speaker 3: A party mate, I'm gonna past.

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Speaker 1: Love it.

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Speaker 2: Can we all come? Let's party with Jody.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome. I may share it with my husband. Cincy

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Speaker 3: helped me back to Crown Casina.

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Speaker 2: Didn't when you have you that much?

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Speaker 1: I mean, go get the car and bring it up here.

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Speaker 1: Drive that car.

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Speaker 2: so much for sharing the story.

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Speaker 3: Welcome. Thank you so much, triician every.

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