WEBVTT - Child labour & glory hole books 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:02.400 Actually speaking of that Bluey thing. 0:00:03.360 --> 0:00:04.480 Yeah, obviously they have. 0:00:04.519 --> 0:00:08.479 The big bluey characters. Did you not see when we 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:10.799 were leaving them carry them out in big body bags, 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:16.119 so the kids get to see Bluey and Bingo, the 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:19.720 big Bluey and Bingo. Yeah, and then as we will exit, 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:26.640 they're carrying both costumes and legitimate body bags. Like what's that? 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:34.320 I was like, that's a dead dog. 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:45.199 It's good to be back in. 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:47.920 Don't talk every rolling place. 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:49.879 It's good to be It's good to be back. 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:51.440 In the Northern Beaches of Sydney. 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:53.239 Good to be back in the Northern Beaches. 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:53.959 It is. 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:56.480 It's a fucking drive and a half out here. 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:59.880 It's like twenty three k's though, but it's like sit 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:01.960 your traffic and you've got to go through like a 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:05.279 couple of real shitty spots like north Bridge or whatever 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:07.320 way you go, Like either way, anyway you go over 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:09.240 the spirit it's a fucking not man. 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:11.680 North Bridge is quite a nice, like it's like a 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:12.600 castle bridge. 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:17.000 Yeah, just knock that shit down, like, get over, get 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:19.800 over it. Man. Do you know how I living in 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:20.320 the past? 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:24.280 Do you know how I know you live really far away? Obviously, 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:26.160 besides the fact that it takes me an hour and 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:26.840 a bit to get here. 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:27.880 That's you're a slow driver. 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:32.840 I saw four roadkill for k Parkway. Yeah. 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:37.640 Do you know Wakers Parkway is allegedly haunted. There's a 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:39.240 whole TikTok series about it. 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:41.200 Excuse me, bang haunted from what? 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:43.960 I don't know. I didn't listen because I don't believe. 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:44.960 It is a bit of an eerie drive. 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:49.320 Keeps people doing on that straight really yeah, not mysteriously, 0:01:49.320 --> 0:01:53.920 they just drive drunk down there. So what sort of 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:57.600 road kill? Because look, I'm hungry bottom two. 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:01.720 I wouldn't say kangaroos expert. Could have been a wallabie. 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:04.920 Well, you can't tell when they're splattered across the bitchy 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:07.680 how big they were to begin with. Could have been 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:09.480 a mouse and just been spread out across. 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:11.919 It's always nice to go for a drive and see 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:15.280 some of our unnatural fauna dead dead on the side 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:15.720 of the road. 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:17.800 Yeah, some of the things that are on the flag dead. 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:19.360 Welcome for a dead. 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:21.520 Em Welcome to ashes neck of the Woods. 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:25.480 Yeah, look we're roughing it up here, absolutely, but welcome back. 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:28.680 Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie Jay 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:31.520 and I'm ash. This is a podcast that happens to 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:34.920 be all about parenting, the good, the bad, and the 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:39.160 relatable and as always, advice not here. 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:42.680 Yep, not today, clear my child, as we say today, 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:45.079 no advice. Well, you never know, there's all somehow we 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:48.160 seem to do it. Someone always says I took your advice. 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:50.720 I was like, don't blame me for that shit. 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:55.760 The next generation coming through, God help them, I will say. 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:58.359 And this is the biggest surprising thing I think about 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:00.960 the podcast is the fact that people go to the 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:04.920 gym and listen to us at the gym. I find 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:06.720 it absolutely buck wild. Yeah. 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:08.359 I had someone that did a run and listened to 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:12.800 two episodes. What I know, Shit, it's not that good. 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:17.240 I'm like, surely you'd want to listen to like, who's 0:03:17.280 --> 0:03:20.919 that Robin's guys. He's like Anthony Robins, Anthony Robins, you 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:22.160 want a bit him in your ear. 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:23.680 But like his voice is so annoying. 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:27.760 Yeah, we're not much better. But one lady was saying 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:29.680 that she had to stop listening to us because she 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:31.600 was giggling as she was trying to, you know, do 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:32.080 a squad. 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:35.160 So for anyone too aroused me. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:38.840 Apologies for that, but if anyone at the gym right now, 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:41.800 one more deeper put it hard? 0:03:42.600 --> 0:03:44.800 Do you know what? I hate that? Over? Like people 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:48.160 are just like way too enthusiastic about the gym, Like I, look, 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:50.480 I get it, I trained too, I just don't get 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:53.880 like over enthusiastic about it like you and you're running anyway. 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:56.960 As always, we would like to thank better be as 0:03:57.000 --> 0:04:00.200 this episode would not be possible without you, and we've 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:04.640 gone back to the original, which is the zero carb, low. 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:05.760 Cow, zero sugar as well. 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:14.360 Oh beautiful, hash beautiful And look, I'm normally a can guy. 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:16.520 Why do you like cans? Oh? 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:19.120 You know, there's nothing more manly than crushing the can 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:23.280 on your head afterwards. But I quite like this out 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:25.320 of a bottle because it's crisp. It's one of those 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:28.000 day drinkers. You know, it's only like eight am in 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:30.120 the morning, so perfect dream. 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:33.040 If anyone at the gym right now, you can work 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:34.400 out and have a better beer. 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:37.160 They're pre workouts, I mean, it's that's what I use 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:37.480 them for. 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:41.640 It's refreshing, it'll give you a little energy boost. Approved 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:47.080 by Matt Nash absolutely and also also Ash. Yes we're 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:50.320 going to run a competition, a little competition, And the 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:52.000 way it's going to work is that we're giving out 0:04:52.160 --> 0:04:55.719 a little merch voucher worth two hundred bucks, so a 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:56.520 couple of shirts. 0:04:56.680 --> 0:05:00.279 Your hat you actually, I forgot I had this bad boy? 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:00.839 What do you think? 0:05:00.960 --> 0:05:03.240 I like it? It's comfortable, it's actually these ones are 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:04.080 really good for sweating. 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:07.200 Would you run in that? Would you know? It looks 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:07.960 it's too nice. 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:11.159 It's just good, too easy wash. I find that when 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:14.400 you wash these ones the shape gets better. Reckon for 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:15.800 my head, your head looks funny. 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:18.600 My head's tiny. It's such a little pin head. You 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:21.640 have a great head for hats. Interesting that you're wearing 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:22.880 a hat when you've just got a haircut. 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:25.720 I didn't want to wear I don't know. I just 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:27.560 I just thought i'd wear a better be a hat. 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:31.479 Because this episode is practical, and of course we're going 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:33.800 to give away some merch. So Matt, please again tell 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:34.360 us how it works. 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:36.640 Okay, So it's two in it all about you better 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:38.479 be a merch. If you would like to be in 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:40.200 the running to win it, all you have to do 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.760 is just share a story on your socials of you 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:45.359 listening to the podcast. So it could just be a 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:48.120 selfie you on your phone, your headphones in, could be 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:50.760 you know, on the car and like the little dashboard 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:51.680 and you know you're listening to it. 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:53.760 Don't do it while you're driving, Definitely, don't do it 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:57.680 while you're driving. If you drink driving, yes, don't drink drive, 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:00.960 But if you're driving, pull over. Take a tag to 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:01.760 doting dads. 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:03.560 So we have to do it all like a screenshot 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:05.760 on your mobile phone or listening to the podcast. It 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:10.039 is that simple. We will pick someone when is a competition? 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:10.520 Got to run? 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:11.480 Good question. 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:15.400 I'm glad you are the twenty first is the day, correct, 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:21.040 and I'm glad you need me. You need me. So look, 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:23.440 we're gonna pick one twenty four hours from that from 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:27.200 the release of this episode random on the Thursday, Thursday 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:30.200 close of business, we're going to announce the winner, and 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.680 then we'll also announce the winner on the next. 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:36.640 Podcast, twout You thanks to Better Beer. Let's get into 0:06:36.680 --> 0:06:37.160 the episode. 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:45.440 Let's get into it. 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:48.600 It's weird to see you so fresh. What do you 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:52.800 mean considering like shit? Well, you gave it a bit 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:57.360 of a nudge. Normally we record midweek. Last episode we 0:06:57.440 --> 0:07:03.400 did a Friday record. I think I underestimated how dangerous 0:07:03.440 --> 0:07:07.080 it would be on a Friday. And also because you 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:09.080 like we finished the record and then you kind of 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:15.080 like jobs done, not to bring it back up ash unemployed. Yeah, 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:21.880 we went to the pub afterwards. I don't really drink pints. 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:25.880 I was just smashing pints. It was one of my 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:27.360 favorite things to do. 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:28.640 You made me feel pathetic. 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:31.680 You are pathetic, but I remind you of that. 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.920 You would drink. You would drink a pint in like 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:38.400 the same time I drink like a schooner and a half, 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:39.560 and you were just. 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:41.480 There like my pine is like a scoon and a half. 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:43.560 Oh, actually, that does make sense. 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:46.040 I was slowing down for you pretty much, so I 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.280 would finish a pint when you were like nearly finishing 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:51.440 the scooter, like come on, yeah, and you just read 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:53.920 ready to rock and roll man, And like I got 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:54.880 home with God knows what. 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:57.200 Did you get in trouble? You know you didn't get 0:07:57.200 --> 0:07:57.559 in trouble. 0:07:57.720 --> 0:07:59.880 No, not really, because that's the thing I got home. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:03.280 And then the thing that I do is that doesn't 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:04.760 get me in trouble is as soon as one of 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:06.680 the kids makes a peep. But like five five point 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:10.040 thirty form I'm up, How I'm a fucking machine? 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:12.960 How does that happen? Are you not? Does it take 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:15.120 a moment of you going I can do this? 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:18.040 A wise man once told me that I used to 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:21.360 work with Just get up and get it done, That's 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.280 what he was like. He was like, very much like that. 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:25.520 And he told me that before I had kids, and 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:27.520 he had three kids, and I remember I was like, 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:28.880 how do you do it? Like you are to me, 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:31.720 how do you do it? And he's like, look, it's 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:35.000 only temporary, just get up, get it done. 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:37.520 And I I'm not that strong. 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:39.960 Look there has been days where I've been like I 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:42.360 can't do it. Like, don't get me wrong, okay, but 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.719 if I want to live this sort of lifestyle where 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:47.320 Pep was like, you drink too much, but you know 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:49.679 what you got up? Let me go to the gym 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:50.839 and you had the kids for like an hour and 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:52.679 a half, all on your own here and with a 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:54.960 belting headache. You got to give us something back. 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:58.840 Yes, Yeah, it can't just be like yeah, being a 0:08:58.840 --> 0:08:59.800 sack of shit on the couch. 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:04.559 Look, I've aged because of it. I know that. 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:06.120 Don't be so hard on yourself. 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:07.600 No, no, no, that's the truth. 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:11.040 It is crazy. And then we could do with a 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:12.000 botox sponsor. 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:19.040 I'm more natural, but you need it, you know. So yeah, 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:19.760 it look big night. 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.040 But I hate when people are like, you just got 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:23.840 to tell yourself to get it done, because. 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.520 Because I'm not, I'm not. I'm usually that chipper, did 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:29.960 you know me? I'm not like that. I'm usually like 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:32.000 if someone said that to me, I'd be like, oh, 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:35.720 shut the voc up. But in this instance, you have to. 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:38.800 Otherwise it's just a fight or she'll got anything that 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:42.600 I say or anything I do. If I go oh yawn, 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:46.280 even she's like, because you hung over, it's not worth 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:50.560 the conversation. So I just avoid the fight. It was 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:51.120 a big night. 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:53.800 It was also I don't know if you you heard 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:55.200 back the episode from last week. 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:56.520 I haven't listened yet. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:59.280 No, it's it's very sweary. 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:02.439 Oh is that what you were talking about? It is? 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:05.960 It is chock full of swear words from the get go. 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:09.680 And I blame you as well, because you started swearing 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:13.199 as a Friday will relaxed and every second word you know, 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:16.120 I was listening. We got a little bit of it out, 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:18.040 but it was like the swear words were just so 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:21.680 like thoroughly blended through all the sentences that it would 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:24.360 have been impossible to cut it out. Well, and you 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:26.360 hear the word fuck, and in my head, I'm thinking, 0:10:26.400 --> 0:10:29.280 hopefully it's like five minutes before the next fuck. So 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:32.360 it's just like it's just like every fourth word you 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:35.920 were mere like shit fuck. So people have have listened 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:38.120 to that. I just want to say sorry, Ash and 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:39.960 I had a couple of drinks on a Friday. We've 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:40.720 got a bit sweary. 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:44.280 Classic it happens. Honestly, I never really think about it 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:46.559 that I'm swearing too much. It's just how I talk. 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:48.760 If you don't like it, fuck off. 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:51.839 And your listeners welcome and. 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:55.600 Listen you no no, no, no no no yeah. 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.520 You're like I feel like you are. You're the bad 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:01.320 cop on the good copy. I welcome my listeners with 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:02.520 open arms, and I'm like. 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:04.240 Please, I'm just giving them ship. 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:06.800 Let me get some crackers, makes it comfortable, and gett 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:08.280 a drink and ashes. 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:09.760 Like swearing like a sailor. 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:11.000 No shirt, your fucking loser. 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:15.080 I shouldn't be so judgy anyway. 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:16.360 How do you go with your friends? 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:18.880 It's just like that they're the same. 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:21.160 Have you had to like bump out any friends or 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:24.040 like cut down your friend time with other people because 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.240 obviously there's a new person in the mix. 0:11:28.240 --> 0:11:30.640 He's got two thongs and in the middle of this guy, 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:33.320 is anyone any got the chop? 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:33.679 No? 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:36.760 No, no, Because like we do things in business hours, mainly. 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:38.360 Oh, we saw each other on a Saturday. 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:44.920 Yeah you saw me? Yeah we did. I did see 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:46.640 you on the Saturday, and I made it a point 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.680 on the Sunday not to call you. So I've seen 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:50.600 too much of this guy? 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:53.200 Okay, yeah, I did notice you were playing hard to get. 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:56.760 I was just like, but on the Sunday, I was 0:11:57.080 --> 0:11:58.079 going a slow death. 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:00.679 You're not gonna talk about your running again. 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:04.520 What's you go to? Hang on a second? You talk 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:07.400 about your fucking running in Tokyo? And I sat there 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:09.600 with a big, beady smile. I was into every word 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:12.400 because and I was I was like, what else did 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:12.600 you do? 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:12.960 Ash? 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:15.199 And then I'm like, hey, I went for a run 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:18.520 on the weekend, And You're like, oh, wouldn't you just 0:12:18.640 --> 0:12:19.600 shut up. 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:21.480 Unless you run with both kids strapped to you? No 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:22.960 one listening wants to hear it. 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:26.360 I'm not bragg get it out, get it over with. 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:26.840 Let's go. 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:30.520 Can you just pretend to be excited for okay, around 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:37.000 a half marathon? Obviously the one because off the calf 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:38.640 it was going to be a long run. You just 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:41.080 went for it, and I just I thought, fuck it, 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:43.800 that's just that's strange. I ran with my brother in law, 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:45.360 the one who I did the race with. 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:47.680 Who just walk in the park for the ultra athlete. 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:49.680 Yeah, so he was like, let's do a half marathon 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:53.200 and I was like, half marathon whatever, I'm not even scared. 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:54.120 I was nervous. 0:12:54.160 --> 0:12:55.720 You did a good time, too, so that makes it 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:56.320 even I gave it. 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:59.520 Yeah, I was dying from the third kilometer in. I 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:01.359 was like, in a lot of pain. 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:02.760 Because you did eleven the day before. 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:06.080 Yeah, twelve, thank you very much. And halfway through I 0:13:06.080 --> 0:13:07.440 was like, I really want to stop, and he was 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:09.920 like keep going, and I don't want to be weak 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:12.000 in front of the brother in law, so I kept on. 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:14.040 You can't do it. Yeah. I got to be at 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:16.480 the strongest you could possibly be in front of that 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:17.280 alpha male. 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:21.400 But it was painful. The last thirty minutes. Every step 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:22.360 my feet hurt. 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:24.600 The hammies were like, do your feet go like pins 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:25.000 and needles? 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:25.360 Yeah? 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:27.080 How do you get rid of that? Just like, I 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:29.160 just kept going Is it just me being a fat fuck? 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:30.960 Or yeah? Yeah? Your feet like hell? 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:33.000 And I stopped stepping on us. 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:37.880 But we finished and I didn't feel too bad. Afterwards, 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:40.079 went for a quick jump in the water at Bondi Beach, 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:48.520 got home. I got home, I stupidly forgot to tell 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:50.240 Laura that I was doing a really long run. 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:51.760 So I got in trouble for doing the long run. 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:52.760 How do you get that phone call? 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:55.720 Yeah? Afterwards, I left my phone in the car around 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:57.760 with the garments, so you can't. You don't get any. 0:13:58.440 --> 0:13:59.959 That's not a plug, is it? 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:00.040 No? 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:05.520 No, you've got a garment sponsor. I'm actually wearing a garment. 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:09.560 So I got home. I had like miss calls because 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:11.880 I was going for fucking ages. And then I just 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:16.480 started feeling like shit, really weird and queazy, and I 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:20.760 started getting these hot flushesopause. 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:22.080 And I was going through menopause. 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:25.680 It's just weird because I'm a thirty five year. 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:27.880 Old man and you look every year. 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:32.280 But I was getting you know, when you get really 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:35.320 sensitive to hot and cold and so I was like shivering, 0:14:35.320 --> 0:14:37.120 and then all of a sudden, I was like so 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:40.040 hot that I was taking layers off. And then I 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:42.040 was like, I think I've got to go light down. 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:43.480 You just wanted to get your kid out again. 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:48.160 There's a few occasions where you can go to your 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:51.040 partner and you say, I got to throw on the towel. 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:54.920 I've gotta lay down. I can't do this anymore. Yeah, 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:57.360 it was a shame to waste it on that Sunday, 0:14:57.440 --> 0:15:00.160 because like, if you want to do that, you're to 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.640 do it. I'm like, you know, a good night out. 0:15:02.760 --> 0:15:04.160 You don't want to do that off the back of 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:06.680 just a long run. Like what a waste? 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:08.440 Yeah, yeah, you want to do it off the back 0:15:08.480 --> 0:15:10.240 of a big night. But I had some fun. 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:13.040 Yeah, just run for an hour and forty minutes. But 0:15:13.080 --> 0:15:14.720 I couldn't do it. I had to lay down. I 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:15.800 slept two hours. 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:18.200 WHOA, I was in bed from. 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:21.680 About two o'clock till eight o'clock. Laura went to her 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.200 sister's house with the in laws, and that was in 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:24.680 the diary. 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:26.600 I did see some footage of that. I thought you 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:28.240 were going out, That's why no I did. 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:31.080 I was in bed. I was asleep and I never 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.560 sleep during the day. Yeah, And Laura came home and 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:35.160 she was calling me as well because she was like, 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:37.280 I wanted to help with the kids. Laura got home 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:40.920 just you know, just on bedtime. Couldn't even help it 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:42.720 with the kids, getting them out of the car, couldn't 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:44.520 get out, oh my, getting them back into bed. 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:47.520 I was like, old man, I thought I had COVID. 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:48.680 I did a COVID test. 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:50.440 We did a COVID test too. 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:52.720 I was like, it's got to be COVID. It's got 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:56.720 to be COVID. Nah, I'm just weak and pathetic. What 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:00.000 flattened me? Just running? Running? 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:03.080 And did you get carved up? 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:05.840 Well, you know, I had like a small bowl of cereal, 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:07.720 but like it was only. 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:11.000 Yeah, we're running out of steam, mate, I am you are. 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:14.440 Kids are running your ragged Let's play the kids. Don't 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:18.440 blame the running, just all the activities with the children 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:20.960 in between the running. So you bitched out on bath 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:23.920 in bedtime? Yeah, yeah, I think she owes your couple. 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:25.760 No, she's forgotten. 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.880 She's forgotten about forgotten the whole dancing with the start. 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:31.800 Literally it's now we're raised from my memory the fact 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:33.720 that I've had the kids pretty much solid. 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:36.080 That was like eight weeks of like solid. It was 0:16:36.120 --> 0:16:37.040 eight weeks, wasn't it. 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:39.000 I swear it was eight weeks. When I tell Laura, 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:40.280 she's like, it was three weeks. 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:44.360 Three days, mate, I am your witness. That was a 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:48.240 long time. It was because I do you know why? 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:49.720 I know it was so long because I was like 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:52.480 I would hate that. Every week I was like, I 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:55.440 hate that, and it was that long that I, okay, 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:56.160 I would hate that. 0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:58.920 So I've gone through eight weeks of solo parenting. I 0:16:59.040 --> 0:17:01.160 had one afternoon where I couldn't get out of bed. 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:07.159 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. You even had to leave the 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:08.520 pub the other night because she wants to go out 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:12.040 to dinner. So made it's over. Yeah, what a waste, 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:15.600 What a fucking fun Sunday? But do you know what 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:16.480 I did on Sunday? 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:17.520 Where were you? 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:20.720 Well, it's Oscar's birthday week, but he's not having any parties. 0:17:20.960 --> 0:17:24.560 Just tell him that he's having like family parties. But 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:29.040 my parents were here. We went down to a park 0:17:29.160 --> 0:17:31.040 and there was something I wanted to show you that 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:36.840 my mum had given Oscar for his birthday. So I 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:41.280 just quickly get it please, it's just here. It's just 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:43.960 a book. Have you ever heard of superworm before? 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:44.520 Never heard? 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:53.040