WEBVTT - Lets get kinky 👌🦶🏻💦 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:23.200 Hi guys, and welcome back to the final episode. Actually, 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:26.079 janor it it's not so dramatic, Laura, it's the last 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:27.040 episode we're ever doing. 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:29.880 Ever, it's been fun. Goodbye. No, we've got to continue 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:31.760 that Daily Mail. We'll take that. No one's gonna listen again. 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:34.080 Okay, it's not the last episode, but we're coming very 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:36.479 close to the end of the year. It's the last 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:39.200 structured episode that we're doing. We've got a few bonus 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:41.960 episodes up our sleeve, but this is it twenty twenty one. 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:42.760 Can go eat a dick? 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:46.080 Hellow tell us what you really think. That is the 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:49.600 end of the episode. Thanks for coming. It is almost Christmas. 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:51.960 We actually, in our head said that we were going 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:55.280 to have four to five weeks off. That's what we 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:57.560 originally planned because we didn't really take any time off 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:59.040 this year, Low. 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:01.120 And Behold, and we've ended up with about two weeks. 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:03.120 Brittany Hockley did go over season four and a half months, 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:04.040 but let's not talk about that. 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:05.280 Well, let's pretend like it didn't happen. 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:08.000 Yes, that doesn't take anything off the podcast. I still 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:10.160 had to get up at three am to a podcast 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:10.440 with you. 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:11.120 This is true. 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:13.240 Unfortunately, when you're on the other side of the world 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:15.720 actually does it. It's not conducive for having a holiday. 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:17.720 When Britt was traveling, what she then had to do 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:20.360 was record on our schedule, which meant she was up 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:21.119 in the middle of the night. 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:23.679 Love that for you, but you know what, I'm here 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:26.880 for the people. Christmas is around the corner. Guys. 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:28.679 We're super excited to take a few weeks off, but 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:31.160 we are going to be sprinkling in a few bonus episodes. 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:34.200 Sophiar not we will never ever leave you completely high 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:37.600 and drive. But Laura, you are literally in two hours 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:38.720 about to take off. 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:41.760 For your Christmas Vaca forty five minutes. I'm supposed to 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:44.160 be hard out at eleven am. We're about to get 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:48.160 into like, guys, pray for me. When this episode comes out, 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:51.920 I'll be halfway through a twelve hour drive. 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:54.880 Is it to Brison? I don't know. We're breaking up. 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:57.160 We're doing six hours today, going to end up in 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:58.800 Coffs Harbor, and then we're going to do the rest 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:01.160 of the drive tomorrow. But not only are we taking 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:03.760 the two kids in the car, we're also taking the dog. 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:07.240 It's gonna be a whole family affair. Matt is so angry, 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:09.280 like we got up this morning to pack the car, 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:12.400 and you know when he was already irritated, he was 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:15.760 already angry for no reason. He's anticipating what the next 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:17.800 two days or I should say two weeks are gonna 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:18.880 be totally. 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:19.680 So Bust is going with you. 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:22.080 Yeah, we had to pay. It's just too long, and 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:24.040 he's part of the family. We can't do Christmas with 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:24.880 our buster. 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:27.080 No, you can't, Okay, So pray for Laura. She's got 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:29.239 a hecta trip. What do you think is gonna happen 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:31.280 once you hit the border? Do you think it's gonna 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:33.079 be a lineup of hours to cross? 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:35.960 Are they actually asking for vaccinations? What's going on? 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:38.880 I don't want to anticipate it being any worse than 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:40.720 what I already think it's gonna be. I don't think 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:42.720 anybody wants to listen to the start of this episode 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:44.800 of me being like, yeah, I'm gonna sit in the 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:47.200 line for two hours? What are you guys doing for 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:48.200 your Christmas break? 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:50.720 Would? Do you know what the scary thing is? I'm 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:51.600 flying to the Gold Coast. 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:53.360 So I'm going up to the Gold Coast with my family, 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:56.200 And it's so strict up there that if anyone on 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:59.400 your plane has COVID, they put you as a close 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:00.919 contact and if you were at the other end of 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:02.480 the plane, and that means you have to quarantine for 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:04.960 seven days. So that is I mean, that is a 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:07.639 huge risk with how many people having COVID every single day. 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:09.680 Now, I know, it's kind of like COVID roulette. It 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:10.399 is roulette. 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.079 It's like, do I sacrifice my fly? This is where 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:15.040 I am today. I've only got a day to decide. 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:18.040 Do I sacrifice my flight and just do the ten 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:19.160 hour drive up as well. 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:21.160 Well, that's one of the reasons why we're doing the drive. 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:22.600 Just do it. You can take one of the kids 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:25.040 and then we can Okay, I'm flying, you take a moola. 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:28.720 Why do I get the little one? Why do I 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:29.560 get the crying one? 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:31.679 There's more dependent to be honest, She's a bit of 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:34.360 a handful. But anyway, guys, we have a great episode 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:36.400 for you today. We are coming in hot right to 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:39.160 the finish line, and just to really spice things up, 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:41.760 you know, like a spice Christmas pudding, We're giving you 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:45.600 a whole episode on kinks and fetishes and fetishers. 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:46.800 Yeah, anything sexy. 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:51.560 We have Australia's most famous psycho sex sologists rejoining us 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.360 today because Chantelle has actually done an episode with us 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:57.600 in the past. It's Chantalotten and she is answering all 0:03:57.600 --> 0:04:00.320 of the questions that you guys had that we had 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:03.800 around kinks and fetishes. We also have one of our own, 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:06.600 a member of the lifelun Cut community. Her name is Nicky, 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:08.920 and she likes to get down and get a bit 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:12.400 kinky and was so open in sharing her stories around it. 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:14.640 It's gonna be a great episode, so stay tuned. 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:15.760 She has one. 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:18.680 Very very specific kink which I'm not going to tell 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:22.400 you about now, but I was so interested and I 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:25.200 haven't heard anyone speak so freely about it. 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:28.479 We ask all the hard questions and Nicky honestly does 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:31.040 not hold back. But Britt, I have something I want 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.039 to ask you because a bit of a weird time 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:35.600 for us now, because Marley is almost three's two and 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.880 a half, she's old enough to understand the concept of 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:41.359 Christmas like she understands Santa. I don't know if she 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:44.440 fully understands that Santa's coming on one night. 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:44.719 Of the year. 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:47.600 Guys, just a little editor's note on this one, I 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:51.320 am about to talk about some things around Santa Claus 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:53.719 that maybe aren't appropriate for little ears. And I know 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:55.719 that some of you listen to this in the car 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:57.640 with your kids, so if you want to skip ahead, 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:00.320 I'll just skip ahead a few minutes. But also just 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:02.839 a reminder, this episode is about kink, so it might 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:04.159 not be the episode that you want to listen to 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:04.359 in the. 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:05.040 Car with the kids. 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:07.040 But the more that we kind of sat down and 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:08.800 talked about in Matt and I and we were like, 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:11.080 how do we want to frame Christmas for our kids? 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:12.560 Like what do we want the kids to grow up 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:14.680 thinking and believing? And what do you want them to 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:15.599 remember when they're older. 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:17.400 Yes, that's what you talk about when you're grown up. 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:20.239 And obviously, like we all grew up believing in Santa Claus. 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:22.400 Like we all grew up thinking, yeah, Santa was real, 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:25.240 and then one day, maybe when we were seven, eight, nine, ten, 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:26.640 we had our little hearts crushed. 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:28.919 When we were four years old, we had our heart crushed. 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.479 Do you remember when you found out that Santa wasn't real? 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:34.479 I don't remember the exact moment, but I remember like 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:37.200 there was no significant moment for me. But I remember 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:40.000 I was probably about ten eleven. I think I was 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:42.920 quite young. But we because I had my younger sister, 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:44.960 there's four of us, you have to keep going. So 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:46.719 my poor brothers were teenagers and they were still like 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:47.400 Santa's coming. 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:50.920 Do you know, I will never forget. I was like 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:53.680 maybe seven or eight. I was at my cousin's house 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:55.800 and it was my step cousin who my mum was 0:05:55.800 --> 0:05:58.440 married at the time, and her name was Veronica. And 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:01.159 I remember Veronica and my coming to me and saying, 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:04.080 Santa isn't real, Like you're an idiot if you believe 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:06.440 in Santa? And I just remember my whole world just 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:09.080 being like who am I? And it ran to my 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:10.719 mom and I was like, Mum, tell me the truth. 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:12.360 Is Santa not real? And she was like, yeah, nah, 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:14.160 He's not real. Just traumatized. 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:16.520 Do you know I have two older brothers. This is 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:18.920 so funny. If they hear me tell his story, they're 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:22.160 gonna die. My second oldest brother, Dane, he nearly got 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:26.440 suspended from school because he got into a big punch 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:28.760 up and my oldest brother had to tell him the truth. 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:30.719 He got into a punch up at school because another 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:32.360 kid told him that Santa wasn't. 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:35.240 Real mate going on the fucking NAUGHTI list with that behavior, and. 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:36.560 I was like, here, he is real. They've gone to 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:38.640 a fight and they had a forum punch up for Dane. 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:41.480 He's so loyal. He was defending Santa, and my brother 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:42.640 had to be like, bro, like. 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:45.039 I got I can't let you get into these school fights. Like, 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:46.680 so that's how he found out. 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:48.920 But I think that everybody, well no, I shouldn't say everybody. 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.320 I think so many of us listening to this can 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:54.320 remember the time that we found out that Santa wasn't real. 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:56.880 Like it's a real pivotal part in your childhood. But 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:59.160 something that I have a question for. So we've been okay, 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:02.360 we've been doing the the groundwork on Sander's coming. He's 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:05.000 bringing presents. Don't be naughty or you won't get anything. 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:09.320 Why did Santa in every single movie that you've ever watched, 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:11.760 in every single cartoon, in every single book, why does 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:14.720 Sander go to the house drop off presents, then get 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:16.960 on his slegh and fly away. Why doesn't he just 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.240 delivered to the house next door, Like why does he 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:21.280 go somewhere? So it seems very inefficient. 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:21.960 I would like to. 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:23.520 Ask the same thing about Australia Post. 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:29.440 They throw it and they run. God knows where they 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:32.080 go next. I actually wanted to. 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:33.840 Ask you a question. It's probably not as deep and 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:34.800 serious as your question. 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:36.640 Yeah, look, I really do bring the hard hitting ones. 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:38.760 It's too close to Christmas. I've done nothing serious going 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:39.400 into my life. 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:43.800 How do you feel about Christmas pudding? Great? I detest it. 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:47.440 I detest the look, the texture, the smell, the taste. 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:52.360 I don't understand why Christmas pudding has to be our 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:54.560 national Christmas dessert. 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:56.720 Look, I mean it's a bit of an ugly darkling. 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:58.400 Like you don't you don't put it on the table 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:00.480 and be like, look at the masterpiece that is boiled 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:03.679 Christmas pudding. It's very nostalgic for me. My grandma always 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:06.080 cooked it as a kid. She'd spend six hours cooking 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:08.040 a Christmas pudding, which sounds like it would be dry 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:09.520 as fuck, but she would boil it. 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:11.680 But people also make them like a year in advance, 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:13.480 put them in the cupboard and let them fester, and 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:14.800 I'm like, it's like a cheese. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:16.600 I was like, you don't do the same thing. As cheese. 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:18.520 No, I'm glad that we think the opposite on this, 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:20.840 but a bit of custard on there, I'm here for it. 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:22.600 Do you want to know what happened on Christmas? I'd 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:25.360 love to hear if anybody else has these kind of stories. 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:27.560 But just like a Christmas, I guess a Christmas is 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:29.680 accidentally unfiltered. That's what I would like to hear from 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:31.200 you guys, just out of interest. 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:32.680 One year, I have. 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:36.120 A really, really good friend that's Muslim. He does not 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:38.640 drink alcohol. He has never drunk alcohol in his whole 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:41.080 life because it's just not what they believe in. I'm 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:44.120 talking not even a sip. He spent Christmas with my 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:46.960 family one year and we knew what he could eat. 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:50.280 We catered for him for drinking, food and everything. The 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:52.960 desserts come out and I has said to my mom 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:54.440 and Mom, I'm throwing you onto the bus. I had 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:57.320 said to my mom, Mom, like, there's no alcohol in anything, 0:08:57.400 --> 0:08:57.720 is there? 0:08:57.920 --> 0:08:58.120 You know? 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.400 And She's like absolutely not. You know I know what 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:01.680 it was, Yep. 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:05.880 Anyway she puts she soaks the You know when you 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:08.720 make a trifle and you have that like the bread 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:10.160 at the bottom, what's it called it. 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:12.640 Well, yeah, it's like a strange case. And you put 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:17.080 like you we caught sucking the words. Yes, you put 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:18.840 porn or you put sherry or something. 0:09:19.040 --> 0:09:22.480 He has soaked it in alcohol and just didn't even 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:24.880 think for days and she puts it in. He eats it, 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:27.760 he's like, this is delicious. Halfway through, I'm like, mom. 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:30.760 This tastes like alcohol. He looks up. She looks at him. 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:31.400 I look at him. 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:33.440 There's a ten whye look across the table and he's like, 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:35.360 did you just accidentally make me. 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:37.520 Drink alcop for the first time in my life. He 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:39.680 was thirty three years old and my mum ruined it 0:09:39.679 --> 0:09:40.600 for him. She was besides her. 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:42.800 That was our Christmas accidentally unfiltered. 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:47.080 That's a good she ruined all his beliefs. Anyway, if 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:48.839 you guys have I just thought it was funny. I 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:49.920 hadn't been thought of that until now. 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:52.240 If you guys have any Christmas accidental filters, we'd love 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:52.800 to hear them. 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:55.439 Well, we wanted to keep this intro lighthearted. We were like, 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:57.360 if we're coming into the end of the year, coming 0:09:57.360 --> 0:09:59.760 in hot for Christmas, nobody wants to hear about all 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:02.280 the big bad and horrible things happening in the world. 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:04.280 There's been a few, but one thing we did want 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:06.120 to tell you, because this is a time of real 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:09.320 change coming into the new year twenty twenty two, maybe 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:11.680 we'll do a whole episode on New Year's resolutions that 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:13.920 we never ever keep, but one because we do do 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:16.199 that every year. Yes, we absolutely do, and we have 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:18.000 never kept any of them. Do as we say, not 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:18.480 as we do. 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:19.040 Now. 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:20.880 One thing I do want to talk to you guys 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:23.720 about that is the iOS update on Apple. If you 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:25.960 are an Apple user, you will be familiar with the 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.719 fact that just recently, Apple has rolled out a new 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:34.160 update and one of the weirdest, most unnecessary changes that 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:37.319 they have made is moving the search bar on Safari 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:38.800 to the bottom of the page. 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:42.760 Apple needs to be put in the bin. Goodbye Apple. 0:10:42.880 --> 0:10:44.240 You are a little rotten fruit. 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:45.800 I hope they don't ever want to sponsor the podcast. 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:47.240 You are rotten fruit. You need to go in the bin. 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:49.560 Why would you do this? I have a theory. 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:54.120 They want people to feel like they're constantly doing things 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:56.080 for improvement. They want people to feel like, oh, but 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:57.640 look what we did this year. We did this, this 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.120 and this and then because they. 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:00.640 Charge extraortion rates. 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:02.760 I think they're just trying to make people think that 0:11:02.800 --> 0:11:05.200 they are making improvements when all it's doing is sending 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:06.000 people insane. 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:07.640 Well also, like, I mean, I think that this is 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:10.079 a true testament to the fact that we hate change. 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:12.120 Like we talk about how we like change. We talk 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:14.880 about that we like, you know, the exciting things that 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:16.600 come with being able to have new opportunities and do 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:18.200 new things. But at the end of the day, we 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:20.760 all hate change. Any single time Instagram rolls out of 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:23.920 change whatever it is, everyone hates it. Facebook hates it. 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:26.040 These are free platforms that we don't pay anything for, 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:28.960 but we get really angry whenever they change something about it. 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:33.640 Controversial opinion. I love change. I love change. Do I 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:34.280 like the update? 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:34.440 No? 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.520 But change is like a whole I froth it. 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:38.160 I've been the person that's like, I could move to 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:40.319 another country tomorrow one hundred percent. You don't need to 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.920 give me any warm up, lead up, you don't need 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:44.000 to tell me any details. 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:45.520 I could just turn up and roll with it. 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:47.400 But if you move my search bar to the bottom 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:51.120 of the apple. Okay, so this is my hot tip, 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.200 and we put this up on our Instagram up on 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:56.160 life on cut podcast. If you're not following, guys, it's 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:58.640 full of gray life advice. Here is my hot tip. 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:00.880 If you want to move your search bar from the 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:03.240 iOS at the bottom of the phone back up to 0:12:03.280 --> 0:12:06.080 where it belongs in its rightful, glorious place at the top, 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:09.160 all you have to do is go into Safari, hit 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:11.080 the AA, and do it. Let's do with this in 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:14.439 real time everyone. I actually have to open your phone. 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:15.400 I'm in Safari. 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:18.800 Open Safari, click the AA, which is next to the 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:19.280 search bar. 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:22.240 I don't even have that. Yeah, see the little A 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:23.880 and then the game. I was looking at the top. 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:26.240 Okay, Like at the very very bottom left, there's two 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:29.720 capital letter as, one smaller one's big yeah. Press the 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:33.839 very top one which says show top address bar. Press 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:36.200 that and you are welcome. 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:39.800 Oh my god, you've just given it back to me. 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:42.640 And it is just update. 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:44.840 I hope we've changed some of your lives like you've 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:46.040 just changed mine, Laura. 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:46.920 You are very welcome. 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:49.720 Okay, guys, and we're going to bring you some accidentally 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:53.160 unfiltered We love this section, but I am actually going 0:12:53.320 --> 0:12:55.559 a little bit rogue and I am bringing you a confessional. 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:55.839 Now. 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:58.080 The reason I'm bringing you a confessional today is because 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:01.040 it ties in very nicely with the conversation we had 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:04.360 last week on Ask Guncut. If you listened, you will 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:08.360 remember we spoke about a trade that absolutely destroyed Laura's toilet. 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:11.520 Then we went to speak about pooping in rentals in 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.120 terms of when you're viewing rentals. 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:15.120 So we're going to an inspection. 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:16.920 Like, is it okay to go and do a house 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:19.320 inspection and use the toilet at the same time, and 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:21.679 thinks it is, and we still will never agree on this. 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:23.920 I had no, I don't think it is, but I'd 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:25.480 rather do that than shat my pants. 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:27.000 I have ready, Laura. 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:29.840 I had so many people write to me saying, Laura 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:32.360 has obviously never been in a position. So many people 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:34.080 are saying, when you need to go, you need to go. 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:36.480 Laura obviously has not experienced that. Otherwise you'd be like, 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:37.840 you are exploiting. 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:38.000 In that toilet. 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:41.560 But this confessional has to do with that. When I 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:43.880 was in my early twenties, my ex and I inspected 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:46.880 an apartment by ourselves, the ones where the real estate 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.920 gives you the keys and trusts you to be responsible adults. 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.679 Well, we decided to be really. 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:54.800 Responsible and have sex in the apartment. 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:58.719 On all the floors and beds. We innocently returned to 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:01.040 the keys and said the place looked really nice, but 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:04.640 then we didn't even apply for it. Upon reflection, what 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:05.880 the hell? Who does that? 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:07.680 There is a time and a place, and I really 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:10.400 don't think that was it anyway. Moral of the story, 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:13.120 wipe all surfaces when moving into a rental because you 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:15.800 don't know what or who has been getting it on. 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:19.880 Also related to your story, I've noticed that while inspecting rentals, 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.160 most of them don't have toilet paper anymore. 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:23.440 I think pooping during. 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:26.000 Inspection is far more common than you think that, or 0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:28.000 the previous tenants have locked on the toilet paper away 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:28.640 because of COVID. 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.000 Oh thank you god. 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:36.240 I think that what I have done previously is very innocent. 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:38.600 I like that you've made this whole episode about you 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:39.880 and absolving your sins. 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:42.720 Well, it makes me realize that I don't get off 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:44.560 on going to rental infections and pooping. 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:46.960 No, what things you do, it is not my kink lora, 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:49.760 it is not my feti. But if it was, there's 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:50.440 no shame here. 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:52.800 But I'm sure that people have had sex at a 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:54.120 rental inspections. 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:54.360 You know. 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:57.520 I received another confessional this week and one of our 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:01.240 lovely listeners went to a Christmas party and had sex 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:04.840 with a coworker on her boss's desk. And to that, 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:08.760 I say, your sins are absolved to that ice solution. 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:12.480 All right, I have a very funny accidentally unfiltered. 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:15.920 Unfortunately they're always to do with toilets, but luckily this 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:17.480 one has nothing to do with the human, more so 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:18.000 with a dog. 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:19.880 All right, ladies, boy, do I have a doozy. 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:23.120 My dog has been a bit unwealthy past couple of weeks, 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:25.280 and yes, this is a little bit gross, but he 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:27.920 keeps having accidents during the day, like only a little bit, 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:31.920 but holy hell, it smells unbelievably bad. So he took 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:33.440 him to the vet the other day to have him 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:35.600 checked out. And the vet is down in the business 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:40.280 end inspecting my dog's backside. When the vet says, ah, yes, 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:42.120 the issue is anal sex. 0:15:42.560 --> 0:15:43.400 I was shocked. 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:47.280 I was like, what the hell? In my mind, I 0:15:47.360 --> 0:15:49.120