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Speaker 2: That's right. Steven Soderberg gave her a call from the

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Speaker 1: We get her in an amazing area that's really shortly.

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Speaker 2: So Plus you won't believe that what Karen tells. I

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was actually really shortly that was,

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Speaker 3: Podcasting now, yes, and where is bar?

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Speaker 4: Nobody doesn't care?

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Speaker 1: I can listen, listen, listen, Jeez, Victorians, I've been gone

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Speaker 1: off to a flyer yesterday. Was a bloke thought he

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Speaker 1: listen to this a snippet, so don't make you not

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Speaker 1: missing today's If you can't be in the car at

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Speaker 1: flaunting flogs in other states showing you how much fun

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Speaker 1: they're having, cheers in wine glasses, Instagram posts or works.

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Speaker 1: and we'll stitch them up for your live on the show.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, William, pretty good deal.

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Speaker 1: Right up next, one of the most respectable people in

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Speaker 1: to hear from some other people. Thirteen one I six '

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Speaker 2: No, I mean I'm interested by who the European swallow

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Speaker 7: It was so fabulous on the Mast Singer. Yeah, do

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Speaker 8: Happened, you Sayary release and I've done a.

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Speaker 2: You can't teach you, grandma how to suck eggs. As

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Speaker 13: I got hit and then the car like hit me

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Speaker 1: You're in a serving competition in Bayside Melbourne. I must

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Speaker 15: There was about four of us in the water and

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Speaker 2: There are sharks also.

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Speaker 1: With great whites, so wat she said, maybe they've canceled

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lesson of everyone. If you're going to

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Speaker 16: Hey, guys, yep, that certainly is. When I was eighteen

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Speaker 1: Right now, when I go on holiday and I go

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Speaker 16: Well, it does make a difference in how they handle.

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Speaker 2: You were in a monster truck and you went over

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Speaker 16: No, that one was doing the wrong thing. I was

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Speaker 2: Really she rolled a car into a timbia and didn't

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Speaker 1: Noo, I'm not going to have to. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to get around you there, mate. That's not impressive in

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Speaker 1: the slightest Cindy, don't drink and drive bad.

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Speaker 2: Message that part of it anyway. The most impressive one there.

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Speaker 3: Podcasting now, Yeah, says who's got.

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Speaker 4: And where is Bondboddy doesn't care.

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Speaker 3: What I care.

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Speaker 1: Listen, listen, listen, good afternoon.

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Speaker 4: Everyone a thrilling money on a Wednesday, and Victorians are bits.

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Speaker 1: People in other states are flaunting their freedoms while everyone

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Speaker 1: down south is struggling. Sir Woods and I getting revenge

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Speaker 1: on behalf of the freedom staff of Victorians with an

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Speaker 1: admissible range of prank calls. The next one is in

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Speaker 1: about five minutes time, So if you can't get it,

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Speaker 1: gears so far, some great stitch ups in there. We've

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Speaker 1: We'll do it after the.

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Speaker 3: Quiz esuous.

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Speaker 2: Plain Today we have got Liz. Liz, there are thirty

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Speaker 2: You can pass on any question and we have to

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Speaker 5: Liz, oh my god, I'm nervous, but I'm ready.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's do it. Let's been five hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: Liz, okay, Liz, all right? Are you ready to go?

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Speaker 1: We've got thirty seconds on the clock.

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Speaker 5: You better all right?

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Speaker 1: What's your dentist's name?

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Speaker 3: Angeloe?

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Speaker 1: We're with the twenty twelve Olympics held.

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Speaker 11: Asia?

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Speaker 1: What country Jason Derulo from America? What sound does a

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Speaker 1: salmon make? Who's your favorite Ossie actor? What's four times seven?

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Speaker 1: What's the capital of Australia? What's what would you associate

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Speaker 1: Lebron with? What girl band? Was Melby a part of

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Speaker 1: What's your Favorite Radio show?

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Speaker 2: What was that last one?

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Speaker 7: Likely?

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Speaker 2: Well done? I like to has said something that would

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Speaker 2: you haven't quite got there? Unfortunately a great quiz though,

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Speaker 2: I was just go, well, you know she got some right?

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, sorry, got a question seven? Sure I

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Speaker 1: wrong question? Now you asked the right question. The question

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Speaker 1: seven was what is the capital of Australia? You know,

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Speaker 1: Lizzie said, New South Wales.

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Speaker 2: It's close, it is camera, it is camera of course

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Speaker 2: another way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're joking.

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Speaker 9: I'm so bad at geography.

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Speaker 11: It's a joke.

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Speaker 1: It's what's the capital of your country?

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Speaker 4: Christ?

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Speaker 13: What else.

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Speaker 2: You also live?

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Speaker 17: Liza also said that the twenty twelve Olympics were held

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Speaker 1: I like that in mind that though the old shotgun approaches,

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Speaker 2: The right answer was, of course London and everything else.

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Speaker 2: You got right, Liz, so you know it wasn't too bad.

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Speaker 1: Well give me some money bad like Liz, we don't

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Speaker 1: give money to people who don't know things. The three

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Speaker 1: Victorians are absolutely livid at the moment.

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Speaker 2: They are currently.

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Speaker 1: Under some of the toughest isolation restrictions in the world. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: the other states of Australia bathed in bar mitzvahs and beers.

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Speaker 1: So on behalf of Victorians. We are stitching up the

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Speaker 12: While Victorians are stuck in stage four restrictions, the rest.

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Speaker 1: Of Australia is free.

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Speaker 12: So let's put a smile on those Victorians' faces and

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Speaker 1: Because Victorians ah bitter.

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Speaker 2: Today, Will we have Taylor on the phone, Taylor, lolonging.

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Speaker 1: To the show.

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Speaker 2: You're currently say thank you, You're so welcome. You're currently

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Speaker 2: stuck in Victoria, Taylor, Yes, I am okay, who we

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Speaker 2: wanting to stitch up? Who's interstate flaunting their freedom?

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Speaker 14: Well, my whole family is in South Australia, but in

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Speaker 2: Okay, what she been doing to flaunt the freedom Taylor?

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Speaker 14: So anytime I do talk to her, she's always throwing

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Speaker 14: the mask situation in my face. And then to top

445
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Speaker 14: it us, I spoke to her this morning and she's like, oh, Saturday,

446
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:03,360
Speaker 14: I've got a choice between A you're going to the football.

447
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,840
Speaker 2: She gave you the choices.

448
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:05,840
Speaker 1: Yes.

449
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:07,640
Speaker 2: The worst part about what's what's her name?

450
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Speaker 5: Taylor Jody and.

451
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 1: She calls herself a mother.

452
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 2: Right, So, Taylor, do you have any ideas on how

453
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,480
Speaker 2: you'd want us to help out stitching her?

454
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Speaker 14: Well, I had an idea. Yesterday she went and got

455
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:24,320
Speaker 14: some anti wrinkle injections done. So I'm thinking we call

456
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Speaker 14: her and tell her that they injected her with the

457
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 14: wrong stuff. And now it's kind of stag or do

458
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 14: something wrong.

459
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,679
Speaker 1: Like damaging you might have to be on the phone

460
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 1: when we reveal that that's a stitch up, because women

461
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,399
Speaker 1: in their skin can get a little bit well, I

462
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,359
Speaker 1: don't want to be in between it.

463
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,919
Speaker 2: So is that cool, Taylor?

464
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine, Okay, amazing, We've got We'll get it.

465
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,439
Speaker 1: We need to get a couple of details off you.

466
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 1: We've got all song for anyone else if you want to.

467
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 1: If you are a Victorian and you want to stitch

468
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 1: up and mate another state who is enjoying their freendoms

469
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 1: and they're flaunting them, please get in touch with the Instagram, Facebook,

470
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 1: with and money. But right up next Woods, you and

471
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,880
Speaker 1: I have got a South Australian mum to absolutely torch

472
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 1: and tell her face is melting off, which sounds vicious.

473
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 1: That's very necessary. I hope put to smile. You do,

474
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,360
Speaker 1: Taylor and the rest of Victoria. It's up next to podcasting.

475
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: Now we are supporting Victorians in their jealousy of the

476
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Speaker 1: rest of the country. Obviously, Victorians suffering Stage four restrictions

477
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 1: still for like another three weeks or so. It's shocking stuff.

478
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 1: And all their mates in the other states are rubbing

479
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:26,160
Speaker 1: it in their face with Instagram posts about going out

480
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,960
Speaker 1: going to the beach, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

481
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Speaker 1: So on behalf of all of those Victorians. We're getting

482
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Speaker 1: your back because Victorians are bitter.

483
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:41,360
Speaker 12: While Victorians are stuck and Stage four restrictions, the rest

484
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Speaker 12: of Australia is free.

485
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Speaker 2: So let's put a smile.

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Speaker 12: On those victorians faces and stitch up those freedom flaunting

487
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 12: flocks because victorians ah bitter today.

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Speaker 2: Will We've got Taylor, the Victorian who wants to stitch

489
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Speaker 2: up her. Welcome back, Taylor, thank you. Now, your mum

490
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 2: had some anti wrinkle injections yesterday in Adelaide, so we

491
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Speaker 2: just want to stitch her up by saying that maybe

492
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 2: there were some complications with the treatment and hopefully stitch

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Speaker 2: her right up, Taylor.

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Speaker 14: That would be amazing.

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Speaker 1: She deserves all right, Taylor, well image, what are smiling you, darling?

496
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 1: I everybone across the country. I know it's a tough time,

497
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,439
Speaker 1: so hopefully this is a bit of a laugh, but

498
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: particularly for Victorians out there, bathe in the dish of

499
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 1: revenge best served cold and over the phone in the

500
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Speaker 1: form of a mum feeling like her face is about

501
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Speaker 1: to melt off. So it Woods, We've got your mum's number.

502
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 1: What's it? What's her mum's name.

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Speaker 2: Her mum's name is Jody.

504
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:43,439
Speaker 1: Jody A sorry, that's my voice for switching to treatment.

505
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, So Woods is going to

506
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 1: call Jody now, Taylor can hear it?

507
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 2: Steven Soderberg take it away, Steven. Hello, Hi, is that

508
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 2: miss so speaking speak?

509
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 12: Ah?

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00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 2: Hi, listen, my name is Steven Soderberg. I'm calling from

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Speaker 2: Laser Clinic, Australia. How are you today?

512
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:06,960
Speaker 5: Good yourself?

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00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 2: I'm really well, I'm really well. Unfortunately, my reason for

514
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 2: the call isn't amazing news. It's not terrible, so don't

515
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 2: panic at all. But I'm just calling you about the

516
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 2: anti wrinkled treatment you had with us. Yes, yeah, so listen,

517
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Speaker 2: I'm basically the chief health advisor for the clinic and

518
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,480
Speaker 2: unfortunately it's been brought to my attention that you've actually

519
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 2: been injected with the wrong serum.

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Speaker 1: Oh great, We're really.

521
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,439
Speaker 2: Sorry about this. It never happens. It's not the end

522
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 2: of the world as well, But basically I'm a little

523
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 2: bit concerned that you might you might have some loss

524
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Speaker 2: of motor function within your labim superior sorus.

525
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Speaker 1: Or your lips okay.

526
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. So basically the way for us to get an

527
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,719
Speaker 2: indication of if that is going to happen is basically

528
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 2: through some mouth exercises. Right, do you have a moment

529
00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,120
Speaker 2: now is to go through them real quick?

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Speaker 6: Sure?

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Speaker 2: Okay, first one here, if you can just say eleven

532
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 2: benelovant elephants.

533
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 18: Eleven elephant elephants.

534
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,879
Speaker 2: Clothes, I'll give you a new one.

535
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 1: She sees cheese.

536
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 6: She sees cheese, really good, that's great.

537
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 2: Six slick swans swam swiftly southwards.

538
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 11: Oh god, six swaplisfly swan sweat.

539
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 5: Off six anyway, so what's going to happen?

540
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Speaker 2: Then I'll quickly whip through this last these last few.

541
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Speaker 2: Missus Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

542
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 15: Oh god, missus Puggy Wuggy has a square.

543
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 2: M m yeah, good job. Also, this is Will and

544
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Speaker 2: Woody speaking Jody.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Oh my god, we got your mum. Oh my,

546
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 5: do you know what I'm trying to wring the lady

547
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 5: that I saw yesterday? You freaking idiot.

548
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 2: Sorry. The good news is, oh.

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00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: My god, you're rubbing it in your daughter's face that

550
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 1: you could get a beauty treatment. She's stuck in Melbourne.

551
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 1: She can't go outside, so she wanted to get a

552
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 1: bit of revenge and we.

553
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 5: Thought in Melbourne, that's all.

554
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 19: I just give it it back.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Tyler, right job man, victorianssting.

556
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 2: Wow, eighteen year old woman will almost brought down the

557
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 2: entire AFL season. So, if you haven't heard, NRL and

558
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 2: AFL clubs are currently in hubs all around Australia to

559
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 2: try and minimize the spread of COVID obviously.

560
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: Quarantined areas where they live with their families and everything.

561
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, and outsiders outside of family and the players and

562
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 2: anyone in the can't come into that hub. Into Sydney

563
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 2: Swan's football Elijah Taylor's girlfriend Lakhanie Pius. So Elijah was

564
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: in the hub obviously, but that wasn't going to stop

565
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 2: Lakhanie Piers will I.

566
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 6: Just walked through, went to Israel. That's how easy it was.

567
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 8: Shrouded in darkness, It's alleged her nineteen year old boyfriend,

568
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 8: Swan's youngster Elijah Taylor, helped sneak her in. She says

569
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Speaker 8: she stayed for about eight hours before a coach caught

570
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Speaker 8: her and raised the alarm.

571
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Speaker 1: Eight hours eight hours is a long time, like have

572
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Speaker 1: that listen to this.

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Speaker 8: She says she stayed for about eight hours before a

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Speaker 8: coach caught her and raised the alarm.

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Speaker 2: Ohday eighteen and nineteen.

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Speaker 1: I believe Will and they were at it for eight hours.

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00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. The rad that you or I go. They

578
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: probably thought we were in a nuber delivery driver just

579
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: fitted out that quickly.

580
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Speaker 2: We are in our thirties now, and it is quick, Will,

581
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 2: It's very quick. But now, I don't want to condone

582
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 2: Will Lacarney Pierce's behavior at all. She's snuck into a

583
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 2: into a hub there.

584
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Speaker 1: But we also not I don't think we should be

585
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: fully blaming Lakhani necessarily. I think that you know, it's

586
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: both of them. He's obviously he's obviously asked her to

587
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: come over as well. They can't just brand her with

588
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:22,520
Speaker 1: it all right.

589
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 2: Takes to the tango Elijah and Lakhani there. But here's

590
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 2: the thing away from condoning the behavior sobvious, another wrong thing.

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00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 2: It's pretty impressive that she was able to sneak into

592
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Speaker 2: the hub like these things. There are security guards at

593
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 2: these hubs now, there are fences up like it's a

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Speaker 2: real because because if someone gets in there, if someone

595
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 2: sneaks in it, it brings down the if there is.

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Speaker 1: Any security, did you listen to the audio that you blamed? No, no, no,

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00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 1: I know the first thing she said. To hear that again,

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Speaker 1: I think the first thing she says, there's actually no security.

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00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 6: I just walked through, went to israom.

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Speaker 1: That's how easy it was, crowded in darkness.

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Speaker 2: Cut the audio. I think Lacannie is just I think

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00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 2: Lacarane is just trying to say that, you know, I

603
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 2: wasn't doing anything that naughty, there was no security. I

604
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 2: think Lacarannie's telling the porcupie. Let's get back on how

605
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 2: impressive it is will that Lacaranne Piers snuck into a hub,

606
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 2: because I would love to hear other people's stories of

607
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 2: impressive things that they have snuck into. Okay, thirteen one

608
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 2: oh six five is our number. I mean, William, we

609
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 2: want snuck into the arias Australian medigs Night of Nights.

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00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 2: We dressed up as Texan country singers to get onto

611
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Speaker 2: the red carpet and we actually ended up sitting down

612
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Speaker 2: with George Ezra and chatting to him as the country singers.

613
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Speaker 1: When interview I had the pleasure sitting down with Elton

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Speaker 1: John Or he's actually eight cousin.

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00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 2: I did on the piano here, you know, I said

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Speaker 2: to him, I start playing over here, play in the

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Speaker 2: middle of the piano.

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Speaker 1: He said, when playing the piano, you must play in

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Speaker 1: the middle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty impressive.

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Speaker 1: That is an outrageous interview. You couldn't see that. That's

622
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Speaker 1: on our Instagram.

623
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Speaker 2: That is wild.

624
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Speaker 1: That's one of the weirdest things we've ever done. But

625
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Speaker 1: it all came about because we snuck into the Arias.

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Speaker 2: So we've snuck into the arias Lacannie Peers has snuck

627
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 2: into when I.

628
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: Was stuck into the Logis.

629
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Speaker 2: I've snuck into the Logis before that.

630
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Speaker 1: The bond I Rescue Boys stuck you in, Jesse, Jesse

631
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: shouldn't saying that, No, Jesse, what we probably shouldn't say that.

632
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 2: No, Jesse and Maxie they snuck me in Good Boys

633
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 2: and I sat next to I was on the Channel

634
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 2: Channel ten table. I had a photo with Limo. Anyway,

635
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 2: it's true story. Anyway, another a bad us. We've obviously

636
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 2: snuck into some impressive things. But thirty one O six

637
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Speaker 2: y five, what have you snuck into before?

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00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 3: Podcast?

639
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: Have you ever broken in to somewhere? What have you

640
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Speaker 1: broken into?

641
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 2: Well, snuck into? You don't have to have, you know, illegally?

642
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: Brother, Sorry, that does imply this fourth entry no fourth

643
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: entry necessary?

644
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 2: Well would would?

645
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Speaker 1: It's not really a sneak in though. I mean as

646
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 1: soon as you're breaking in, you're not sneaking in. We

647
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: were sneaking.

648
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 2: We were snuck into the areas. We'll have snuck into

649
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 2: the logis before. And also Lacarnie Peers has snuck into

650
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 2: an AFL hub to spend eight hours with her boyfriend

651
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 2: Elijah Taylor hell of.

652
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Speaker 1: A Sesuan and then one of the what are you

653
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: laughing about that?

654
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 18: My laugh?

655
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Speaker 2: I had something stuck in my.

656
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Speaker 1: Throat eight hours she was in there for okay, sorry sorry,

657
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 1: But then one of the assistant coaches finds them. What

658
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 1: does he just walk in there? Or like is it

659
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Speaker 1: because they watched a whole season of Game of Thrones

660
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Speaker 1: together or I.

661
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Speaker 2: Think they were trying to sneak Lacanie out.

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Speaker 1: There in the middle of getting Lacani through the fence,

663
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Speaker 1: through the fence, that's.

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Speaker 2: Right, And the assistant coach came in and was like,

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Speaker 2: what the hell's going imagine you're the coach.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a shocking thing. Nap brought back.

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Speaker 5: No wow.

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Speaker 2: How we got Maddie here on thurday and one I

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Speaker 2: six five Maddie, this was your mate who's snuck in somewhere.

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Speaker 6: Yeah mate, So you boys, first of all, love you, thanks,

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Speaker 6: thanks mate.

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Speaker 11: I actually I.

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Speaker 6: Went to a quite a private, very strict all boys

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Speaker 6: school in Sydney, and I actually got one of my

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Speaker 6: mates who didn't go to the school, dressed up in

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Speaker 6: a full uniform and actually snuck him in for the

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Speaker 6: full day and he attended all of my classes. I

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Speaker 6: approached all my teachers at the beginning of each lesson

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Speaker 6: and actually explained to them the fact that his parents

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Speaker 6: were thinking about sending him here and they've done a

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Speaker 6: deal with the school test day. And it just shows

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Speaker 6: how little the teachers talk to each other, because we

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Speaker 6: made it all the way through the day, every single period.

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Speaker 6: They started a clue on as the day went through,

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Speaker 6: but no one was willing to pull the trigger on it,

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Speaker 6: and so we got.

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Speaker 4: Away with it.

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Speaker 6: The next day was Footy Day was.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, and all of the and all of.

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Speaker 6: The teachers were laughing batally loved it. We didn't even

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Speaker 6: get in trouble.

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Speaker 2: Great stuff, Maddie. Something that we used to do for

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Speaker 2: ships and gigs were was when we were at Uni.

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Speaker 1: Do you think he had a punch of his sleep

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Speaker 1: because I was.

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Speaker 2: I thought foy Day was going to be more impressive,

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Speaker 2: but no, do you remember, well, yeah, I thought that.

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Speaker 2: I did think that was gonna lead time.

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Speaker 1: But of course I love that.

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Speaker 2: It's a phenomenal story. Didn't they hear about footy Day?

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Speaker 2: But it's a phenomenal story. Do you remember when we

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Speaker 2: were at Union we used to sneak into lectures and

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Speaker 2: pretend we're the lecturer.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we should do that again.

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Speaker 3: We could probably cool.

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Speaker 2: Probably.

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Speaker 19: So excited about it, probably coman let's kind of professor,

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Speaker 19: let's kind of Royce on thirty one six five? Roy

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Speaker 19: See what just sneak into mate?

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Speaker 11: We're snucky were wedding great stuffs?

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Speaker 2: Did you get away with it?

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Speaker 18: Yeah, well, we were just sneaking up. We didn't know

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Speaker 18: how close we would get. And one of the guys

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Speaker 18: with Lasiel arm and we actually ended up pretending more security.

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Speaker 2: Oh smart, right, wow, that's yeah.

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Speaker 18: We ended up getting right into the back room with

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Speaker 18: the bride and bridesman having selfies.

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Speaker 2: Dear Hell.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, when you a back room, you mean like the

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Speaker 1: dining room or was there like a green room? Is

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Speaker 1: a celebrity style wedding?

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Speaker 18: Yeah, it's like the green room.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, that doesn't make any sense to me, but

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Speaker 1: Roy Royce. So so you got a selfie with the bride? Oh,

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Speaker 1: because she thought you were security at this stage?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and Stanny, that's that's huge. I how do we

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Speaker 2: sound like I'm topping stories here? But do you remember

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Speaker 2: when we were having a day on a boat, you

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Speaker 2: and me pumping music on a speedbud and we'd had

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Speaker 2: a couple of a couple of little we weren't driving though.

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Speaker 2: Now we were driving the boat and we got dropped

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Speaker 2: off at next to a lake, next to a river.

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Speaker 1: We dropped off at the pier of a wedding venue,

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Speaker 1: and we.

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Speaker 2: Were pumping music and we happened to just coincide when

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Speaker 2: the bride was walking down the aisle.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and then we had to run through the

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Speaker 1: wedding in our speeders.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I might have been nude. Let's go

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Speaker 2: to Andy here on thirty one O six five Andy, Andy, Mate,

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Speaker 2: what do you sneak into?

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Speaker 11: And mate? Snuck into a bus party.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so.

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Speaker 11: At a pub and there was a huge Buck party

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Speaker 11: with twenty five plus guys absolutely gone, and we here

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Speaker 11: that they were going to the strippers next door and

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Speaker 11: they had a private room book. Oh so we kind

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Speaker 11: of snuck in. Everyone was having drinks, dances, were kind

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Speaker 11: of hanging out in the background, and then I tried

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Speaker 11: to get a dance and then the Buck noticed me.

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Speaker 11: Oh God, freaked out, but he was pretty cool with

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Speaker 11: it and just said stay enjoy and just pay for

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Speaker 11: the next drinks.

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Speaker 2: So work Andy. I would have stripping the self, would

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Speaker 2: have taken the kid off Will and been like, I'm

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Speaker 2: part of the act.

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Speaker 1: Made Yeah, I reckon. Probably would have ended the phone

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Speaker 1: topic at wedding. I mean he was in trouble when

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Speaker 1: we went from wedding to barks party, wasn't he.

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Speaker 20: He was in We had a selfie with the bride

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Speaker 20: and he's like, well, if he was on the phone

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Speaker 20: going please don't go to me, see what you're hearing.

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