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Speaker 2: Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Tuesday Morning.
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Speaker 2: number ten this morning. Also, we've got five topic Tuesday
Speaker 2: as well, which I'll be kicking off in about half.
Speaker 3: An hour's time.
Speaker 2: Edison Patch, Yes, is everything right at work? Are you
Speaker 2: struggling at the moment or huh?
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, are you talking about what Tommy Bananas
Speaker 4: is just done on Twitter?
Speaker 5: I'm going to kill him when I get out there.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, the first step to actually wine is admitting
Speaker 2: that you have a problem. I mean, why have you
Speaker 2: got a wineglass that looks half drunk on your desk?
Speaker 4: There were no wine, There were no water glasses in
Speaker 4: the kitchen yesterday, So I got no, no, no.
Speaker 2: It's my special water, and then to water is it?
Speaker 4: And then a coffee cup excuse mely with dirty water so.
Speaker 5: It looks like it's shine water security cameras.
Speaker 4: And then brings it to their Deskiny check the security cameras.
Speaker 2: Well, we will, It's just that we see. It's like
Speaker 2: ten to six. I said to Tommy going film, there's
Speaker 2: a half drunk.
Speaker 5: You were an instigator?
Speaker 2: Were you on the old desktop shrine? Definitely photos if
Speaker 2: your husband and your daughter, in case you forget who
Speaker 2: any of them are, I'd just like to have photos
Speaker 2: to remind me of them.
Speaker 3: It's like Memento.
Speaker 4: There's none of Chris, the all of Audrey on my dad,
Speaker 4: and there's one of the dog, but not my husband.
Speaker 2: Your husband, he doesn't get it. I'm going to print
Speaker 2: one off of Chris and put them on your homemade shrine.
Speaker 2: All right, So listen, guys, I think do you know
Speaker 2: what to get us in the right frame of mode
Speaker 2: and performance mode? For today's Breakfast show. We're going to
Speaker 2: play a game that my daughter told me about yesterday.
Speaker 2: She's getting ready for the end of year's school play,
Speaker 2: and every Sunday after drop her off she has to
Speaker 2: do a go and rehearse for three hours. Get this,
Speaker 2: obviously Sunday very important thing. It was the one minute
Speaker 2: silence remembering Sunday drama teacher. I think she's actually been
Speaker 2: taught by mister g there's the drama. She goes, Okay, kids,
Speaker 2: very busy day. Showtime is in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: We need to get ready now. Today is remembering Sunday
Speaker 2: very important children? You know why? Do you know why? Good?
Speaker 3: So I saw one minute silence.
Speaker 2: However, we're probably only going to have time to do
Speaker 2: a little bit of it because we've got a lot
Speaker 2: of rehearsing to do. You can't even carve out.
Speaker 6: A minute, especially once you've started.
Speaker 2: Anyway, She then sounds about this game they played to
Speaker 2: get into the right performance mode for the rehearsals, and
Speaker 2: what is called.
Speaker 3: The alphabet game?
Speaker 2: And I have you ever heard of this? No, we
Speaker 2: are going to play it next. We are going to struggle.
Speaker 2: I started to play it with her yesterday and I
Speaker 2: started to break down. All right, so we're going to
Speaker 2: play the alphabet game next. This is how it's meant
Speaker 2: to work, you know, the alphabet. Yes, we would say
Speaker 2: take a topic, all right, like boys games. I would
Speaker 2: say pick one, beginning with A, I'd go Andrew. You
Speaker 2: would then continue with the next letter.
Speaker 7: Jack, then uh, Carl C.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you could have Coulder D.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 2: They would come back to me D, Dennis E, Eric
Speaker 2: Fred Graham.
Speaker 6: What comes after that? H?
Speaker 3: Harry?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What app you killed the game?
Speaker 1: The game the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
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Speaker 3: You just writ down the alphabet. I had to do
Speaker 3: it earlier as well.
Speaker 6: I don't want to I don't want to have an
Speaker 6: embarrassing moment halfway.
Speaker 2: No, I had to write it down and I had
Speaker 2: to consult the internet to check that because I always
Speaker 2: I did. I'm not proud to say this, but I
Speaker 2: always I've always gotten confused about halfway through the alphabet.
Speaker 2: I know I'm an adult. I should know the alphabet.
Speaker 2: It's not this basic things, but I always get confused
Speaker 2: around the once it gets past p q R. I
Speaker 2: always put them the other way around.
Speaker 5: Are you dislikeing?
Speaker 6: Did you sing this song?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: What song?
Speaker 9: CD?
Speaker 2: I must have been off school for that one. I
Speaker 2: remember that.
Speaker 6: How does it go?
Speaker 5: Ab C? Come on?
Speaker 10: Jackson A B C D E F g h j K,
Speaker 10: n op qrus, t u v w x Y and
Speaker 10: z or z.
Speaker 2: I do remember.
Speaker 3: I just want to hear you.
Speaker 2: All right. We got a busy show today. Please please
Speaker 2: please dominatet me leave the studio at ten am without
Speaker 2: telling you a story. A couple of a friend of
Speaker 2: mine who has split up from his wife and he's
Speaker 2: gone to find himself by traveling in America. And he
Speaker 2: called me yesterday drunk from a bar to tell me
Speaker 2: what had happened. It seemed during the day in Chicago.
Speaker 2: He I'm not going to give the whole story now,
Speaker 2: but please nudge me any moment today chat when we
Speaker 2: have a moment to tell you. Clown Wake, say clown Wake.
Speaker 3: And it would it would.
Speaker 2: I need to get this story outing. Clown Wake. Even
Speaker 2: the name alone send shivers down. It sounds like a
Speaker 2: horror movie clown Wake. It's also my porn name clown Wait. Anyway,
Speaker 2: all right, are we ready to play the alphabet game?
Speaker 2: All right? This is game. My eleven year old daughter
Speaker 2: told me that a drama teacher makes them play to
Speaker 2: get them warmed up. We're going to go through the alphabet.
Speaker 2: We have to keep it moving and continue the alphabet.
Speaker 2: So I thought we'd kick off this morning. Then girls' names,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 11: Audrey, Becky, Carla, did, Denise, Aaron, fran Gertrude, Harriet.
Speaker 12: Ingrid, Channis, Kim, Laura, Michelle, Nina, Olivia, he.
Speaker 6: Quinn what Quinn?
Speaker 2: Quinn?
Speaker 6: There was a character on Daria the Yeah cartoons the Quinn? Okay,
Speaker 6: what am I?
Speaker 5: Ramona?
Speaker 7: Uh, Shirley, Tristina, Ursula, Ah Veronica, Wilhelmina.
Speaker 6: Oh wait, I stole did you do me?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Sorry, you're now.
Speaker 2: Your ex Yeah, y i y yea, yeah, yeah, yasmin,
Speaker 2: yesmine your zo. Well everyone, well, Tom, we did.
Speaker 6: I think we were all too worried about our own
Speaker 6: what was coming up that we didn't mark anybody else's
Speaker 6: because I said, Christina, I don't think that's a.
Speaker 2: I've never heard that as a girl name. What is it, Christina?
Speaker 2: I've never heard. I've never heard that name. One. You are, okay,
Speaker 2: you're ready for another ground now we played, okay, all right,
Speaker 2: let's just try places in Australia.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, okay, Adelaide, Bendy.
Speaker 4: Go kick Copraam who Copraham Darlington, Eric Phil Finlay.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're making up because the old Pommy's not going
Speaker 2: to go pause the game. Eric phil is that basis
Speaker 2: named of the guy called Eric. He's the only guy
Speaker 2: lives there in the outback. Welcome to Ericsville, population one
Speaker 2: me Eric, Eric mill isn't a place here. I meant
Speaker 2: to say, Emerald, get out of it.
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Speaker 2: Three clown Wake. So this friend of mine, right, get
Speaker 2: this poor guy. He's splun from his wife. She had
Speaker 2: been having an affair with her tennis coach.
Speaker 6: That old story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so they're obviously getting a divorce. The tennis coach.
Speaker 2: He's a lot younger than my mate. You know, we
Speaker 2: all know that he knows it. It's like this the
Speaker 2: elephant in the room. And I've seen photo of some
Speaker 2: him because I heard about this guy, and I couldn't
Speaker 2: help but just go on Facebook, you know, only have
Speaker 2: a look.
Speaker 5: And oh god, Facebook stalked him.
Speaker 2: I just had a look. It's a young, fit looking guy.
Speaker 2: You know, everything's the muscles are like shine. It's kind
Speaker 2: of shiny and juttery. And I was like, oh god,
Speaker 2: that's got a so my white mate has taken him
Speaker 2: off to go and travel America, you know, to try
Speaker 2: and deal with it or whatever. And anyway, so he
Speaker 2: called me yesterday and he clearly had a couple to
Speaker 2: drink right and get this right. It was about sort
Speaker 2: of midday and he went to go and have lunch
Speaker 2: and have a beer. And he goes into this pub
Speaker 2: and he said, it's like something out of a movie.
Speaker 2: There's two tables, right. The pub is empty apart from
Speaker 2: two full sort of long banquet tables of clowns, like
Speaker 2: a whole load of clowns. It's my worst night, me, yeah,
Speaker 2: and he just froze. It was like an empty pub
Speaker 2: apart from all the towns. They all looked at him.
Speaker 2: He looked at them, and he didn't He didn't even
Speaker 2: know what to do.
Speaker 6: You sure you turn and walk out the door.
Speaker 2: You know, you know the doors are sort of swinging
Speaker 2: behind you in the movie, isn't it. And he literally
Speaker 2: said he actually almost saw himself. He was, so please
Speaker 2: don't kill me. Maybe a tough time. My wife's serve
Speaker 2: me turnis coach. Anyway, he shovels over the bar and
Speaker 2: he goes, mo, man, have you noticed hell he's gone
Speaker 2: on over there. The guy this goes is I still
Speaker 2: have a movie? This is right. He's just polishing the glasses,
Speaker 2: you know, cleaning out the dishwashing, and he goes, clown wake,
Speaker 2: clown wake. A clown had died and all the other
Speaker 2: sad faced clowns. They obviously you know you do after
Speaker 2: the funeral service. They're having a clown weight.
Speaker 6: So do they paint on smiles or friends?
Speaker 2: Well, he said, all it looked like there were no
Speaker 2: There were no. There were lots of they have Do
Speaker 2: you know this, By the way, each clown's face is different.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's like a fingerprint, you're alike.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he said, but a lot of them. What
Speaker 2: they had done?
Speaker 3: Is there?
Speaker 2: That all the faces he saw? Because I'm chatting them
Speaker 2: later on? Right, he said, he couldn't hang in there
Speaker 2: very long. It was terrifying. They'd all painted on one
Speaker 2: single tear drop on their cheeks. Oh yeah, but.
Speaker 6: They've killed somebody in prison.
Speaker 2: What a clown? When's a clown killing someone in prison?
Speaker 6: I think that's what a tear drop under the eyemy?
Speaker 3: Where did you get that from?
Speaker 5: You guys haven't heard that theory?
Speaker 13: Jack?
Speaker 2: A single tear on a clown's face means they killed
Speaker 2: another clown in prison or just killed someone in prison.
Speaker 2: Is it a clown on clown crime? It sounds like
Speaker 2: one of Patsy's headlines. I don't think you have to
Speaker 2: be a crazy gentleman of clown persuasion.
Speaker 3: I don't think is that do you mean in gang crimes?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't have to be a clan.
Speaker 3: That could drive by clowning.
Speaker 6: I've heard the tear under the eye meant you've killed somebody.
Speaker 2: Impressive, But for clowns it to signify sadness. It's not
Speaker 2: a signified that they've killed someone.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but they just better be careful, I think, which will.
Speaker 3: Be on the safe side.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that was that was a clown. Wait, so
Speaker 2: if you ever see a lot of clowns in the pub.
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Speaker 2: It's time for this week's five Topic Tuesdays. Let me
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Speaker 2: because otherwise your brains can't handle it. We say you can,
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Speaker 3: It's as simple as that.
Speaker 2: I'm not expecting you to be making notes on all
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Speaker 2: week for five till bit Tuesday nine four one four
Speaker 2: one four three. Here are the five this morning, in
Speaker 2: the honor of my friend walking into a clown wake
Speaker 2: in above yesterday clowns who just buried one of their
Speaker 2: clown colleagues.
Speaker 5: Would you call it a clown comrade?
Speaker 2: Comrade? A clown comrade again? It sounds like it sounds
Speaker 2: like another horror movie.
Speaker 6: It's actually funny that clowns are all friends like that,
Speaker 6: because each circus only has one clam maybe two max.
Speaker 6: So it's funny that they're all friends, I guess outside
Speaker 6: their own circus.
Speaker 2: Do you think they're all part of a union, unionize
Speaker 2: the clowns with rights, clown rights. Yes.
Speaker 3: Also, I mean terrifying.
Speaker 2: You walk into a pub and there's about twenty clowns
Speaker 2: sat on a table at a clown weight, sad clowns. However,
Speaker 2: what is more terrifying is if I was driving around,
Speaker 2: driving down a road, and I looked into a graveyard
Speaker 2: and I saw twenty clowns just in a graveyard. I'd
Speaker 2: crashed the.
Speaker 14: Car like, oh god, terrified, all crowded around a tombstone,
Speaker 14: chinning another mourners that might be laying down some flowers somewhere,
Speaker 14: are the clowns over there?
Speaker 2: So in honor of the clown wait that my friends
Speaker 2: seen the last twenty four hours, what is the single
Speaker 2: most terrifying thing you've ever seen? The other top of
Speaker 2: this morning? On five to bit Tuesday. Spillages, accidental spillages.
Speaker 2: You might have spilt a drink on somebody yesterday, I
Speaker 2: accidentally sneeze. That's funny, got the Melbourne hay fever here
Speaker 2: and it has just gripped me.
Speaker 3: And when I go, it's just that there's no warning.
Speaker 2: I just go go, like a really violent sneeze, But
Speaker 2: unfortunately context is everything in life. Where I was when
Speaker 2: I just had another one, big sneezing attack. It's in
Speaker 2: a boxing ring, have my boxing lesson yesterday and was
Speaker 2: opposite guy big Kiwi man is my coach Leo, and
Speaker 2: he's got the pads. He's about two foot in front
Speaker 2: of me. And some of it went on his chin. Ah,
Speaker 2: it's a big guy. It's a big guy to suddenly
Speaker 2: just put some fluids on his chin.
Speaker 6: Is it against the rules if you did that in
Speaker 6: a real bout, would.
Speaker 2: You get deducting the point? Go back to your corner,
Speaker 2: clean him up, Clean him up, guys snott it on me? Refree.
Speaker 2: All right, So accidental spillages most terrifying thing you've ever seen.
Speaker 2: That's two so far before they were famous. If you've
Speaker 2: got any stories about seeing people before they really made
Speaker 2: it big, you might have seen a sports star playing
Speaker 2: back in the day before they really broke big. Same
Speaker 2: with a band as well, So look at for stories
Speaker 2: about who you saw before they made it big, before
Speaker 2: they were famous. Next up is breaking your parents' stuff.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you would blame it on a younger brother or sister,
Speaker 2: or just try and keep it quiet for a very
Speaker 2: long time. It made me that you're an adult and
Speaker 2: even never fully confess to breaking something of mom and dad.
Speaker 2: One of my kids, theyn't only want to let me
Speaker 2: know which one it is. They've got a pact of silence.
Speaker 2: I think I've got this. I used to have a
Speaker 2: Seinfeld mug. I've had it for nineteen years and I
Speaker 2: got sent it when Seinfeld get this this how old
Speaker 2: it is?
Speaker 3: It might be twenty years old.
Speaker 2: When Seinfeld Season one first got released on DVD, they
Speaker 2: sent me a copy because I used to go on
Speaker 2: about it a lot on British radio. And it's like
Speaker 2: a promotional mug. And I absolutely love Seinfeld. Nothing better
Speaker 2: than when you catch it. Oh it's another episode on TV.
Speaker 2: And so I've had this mug for like nineteen years.
Speaker 2: It made it the other side of the world. But
Speaker 2: my kids have broken over the.
Speaker 6: Weekend, completely ruined or just a chance.
Speaker 2: Mate. It's in pieces. I'm in pieces. My heart is
Speaker 2: in pieces. So break in your parents' stuff and then
Speaker 2: final this morning on five tip of Tuesday, unusual presence
Speaker 2: you've received or you've had to buy for somebody. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you a story about this in five minutes time
Speaker 2: that I had to get for my wife last week
Speaker 2: of really really unusual birthday present for her.
Speaker 3: All right, those are five topics.
Speaker 2: Then the most terrifying thing you've ever seen, accidental spillages,
Speaker 2: who have you seen before that were famous, break in
Speaker 2: your parents' stuff, an unusual presence either you've had to
Speaker 2: buy for somebody or that you've received.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three were just kicked off this week's five to Bit Tuesday,
Speaker 2: where every single Tuesday we run five phone in topics
Speaker 2: for you at the same time, and you're the stars
Speaker 2: of this with your story.
Speaker 3: So if you've got.
Speaker 2: Anything for any of these, give us a call on
Speaker 2: nine one o four three. Most terrifying thing you've ever
Speaker 2: seen after a friend of mine in the last twenty
Speaker 2: four hours walks into a pub where about twenty clowns
Speaker 2: were having a clown wake after one of their clown
Speaker 2: mates that sadly passed away. Accidental spinaches, story about that
Speaker 2: anything you've got about seeing someone before they really broke big,
Speaker 2: before they were famous, might be a band or a
Speaker 2: sports star, breaking stuff of your parents and unusual gifts,
Speaker 2: you've either had to buy for somebody that they requested
Speaker 2: or that you received.
Speaker 3: Nine one o four three. Good morning, Maddie Hury.
Speaker 2: Maddie, have you well?
Speaker 3: Thanks for calling five Top Bit Tuesday, which one are calling.
Speaker 15: It about breaking your parents' stuff. My mom has these
Speaker 15: four clowns that are made out of like porcelain or
Speaker 15: ceramic or some of that, and my brothers and I
Speaker 15: have broken them so badly and my dad's had to
Speaker 15: supergrout every single time that you can see all the
Speaker 15: cracks and they're pretty mangled, and for some reason she
Speaker 15: still doesn't know.
Speaker 2: This is amazing. There's a theme in the last hour
Speaker 2: on today's show now of clown so broken. Antique clown
Speaker 2: sounds like a great indie band name as well. By
Speaker 2: the way, nothing more terrifying than a clown in pieces,
Speaker 2: a porcelain clown in pieces on the floor as well.
Speaker 2: Just maybe that one eye or something like that. Why
Speaker 2: would someone have antique clown dolls?
Speaker 15: I have no idea, but she absolutely adores them.
Speaker 6: Are they speaky looking, Maddie.
Speaker 15: Yeah, like they're kind I don't know, they're like nice looking,
Speaker 15: and they've got their aunts hanging out.
Speaker 2: And like none of this nice looking, I mean, each
Speaker 2: their own, Maddie, but it sounds flipping terrifying us. Maddie.
Speaker 2: Aren't you a bit scared that by breaking a porcelain
Speaker 2: clown you've now got some kind of clown curse on
Speaker 2: from the clown goes.
Speaker 15: Most definitely there's some case in my family. My brothers
Speaker 15: and I are now.
Speaker 2: Do Yeah, you know you need to go and see
Speaker 2: a priest to get it exercised. All right, Maddie, great,
Speaker 2: want to kick us off this morning.
Speaker 3: Have a good day.
Speaker 2: Thank you you too, Michael.
Speaker 8: Are you going pretty good?
Speaker 2: Michael? Thanks to calling five topic Tuesday? Which one you're
Speaker 2: calling it about?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have you spilled?
Speaker 8: My nace and her husband took my wife and myself
Speaker 8: and and their kids. We went out to lunch. Her
Speaker 8: husband bought me a beer and I went to grab
Speaker 8: the beer to have a drink, and I knocked the
Speaker 8: glass and we're all over her, all over her Gucci
Speaker 8: bagci bag.
Speaker 16: Oh dear, so my husband when I bought me a beer.
Speaker 2: What it looks like you've got an issue with them,
Speaker 2: doesn't it? That's what I think It'll be, a flipping
Speaker 2: Gucci bag. Have another one, came draft or down here.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I said I didn't said no, I'll just have water.
Speaker 2: Thanks all right, Michael, thank you very much your cool No,
Speaker 2: thank you, Michael.
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Speaker 2: All right, let's get into this week's five to It Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Early on this show, do we believe that you are
Speaker 2: smart people? You can handle five topics at the same
Speaker 2: time rather than most breakfast shows only give you one
Speaker 2: thing at a time because that's the way they are trained.
Speaker 2: So you prove that you can handle us every single week,
Speaker 2: Melbourne with all your amazing stories on five topic Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Here they are today. Then have you got anything for
Speaker 2: any of these? The most terrifying thing you've ever seen?
Speaker 2: Now since I got here, all I hear is terrifying
Speaker 2: animal stories. Someone must have a shark story to really
Speaker 2: terrify this pony today. The number one thing I'm terrified
Speaker 2: of is the sharks around here. So has anyone come
Speaker 2: face to face with a great wike? So the mage
Speaker 2: terrifying thing you've ever seen during this one off the
Speaker 2: back of a friend of mine who's traveling America at
Speaker 2: the moment, who walked into a bar to a clown wake.
Speaker 2: They're obviously just burying one of their clown mates. We
Speaker 2: can't stop putting this apart. What's a clown hers like?
Speaker 2: Is it like a tiny car, you know, with the
Speaker 2: coffin sort of on the top or trapped to the top,
Speaker 2: or is the body sort of folded up in the boot?
Speaker 2: Are they clouning around at the funeral? I don't know. Also,
Speaker 2: so most terrifying thing you've ever seen other than the
Speaker 2: clown wake accidental spinaches? What are you spilt before they
Speaker 2: were famous? Your stories about seeing might be a band
Speaker 2: or a musician or a sports star before they really
Speaker 2: broke big, breaking your mum and dad's stuff?
Speaker 3: What did you break of your parents?
Speaker 2: An unusual presence that you've either received or you've had
Speaker 2: to buy for somebody you ont to borughte phone number
Speaker 2: is nine four one four one four three. You've got
Speaker 2: spinar Just story.
Speaker 4: Pats Chris and I went on our first day in
Speaker 4: the early nineties and I accidentally spilt my glass of
Speaker 4: red wine all over his lap.
Speaker 3: And he was come on that old tricks.
Speaker 2: You brushed off the inner thigh, naughty naught waiting to
Speaker 2: the fourth date, Patsy.
Speaker 5: Come on, he was wearing Moleskin trousers.
Speaker 2: You couldn't resist list until I was wearing moleskin trousers.
Speaker 2: What was he? Some kind of cowboy?
Speaker 13: Moleskin trousers.
Speaker 5: Needed to to bring me into line.
Speaker 6: T M And now, out of respect for that day,
Speaker 6: you drink a glass of wine every morning quarter to seat,
Speaker 6: quarter to six.
Speaker 5: Not wine, it's duty.
Speaker 2: Where's a pair of chaps? The reminder of the good
Speaker 2: old days?
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Speaker 2: How we're doing this week's five topic Tuesday. Let's get
Speaker 2: straight into it, Kerry, good morning, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 16: Here you got I'm reready.
Speaker 2: Good hope you are as well. See calling in about
Speaker 2: accidental spinaches.
Speaker 16: Yes, we're right at the airport waiting to catch a
Speaker 16: plying and my brother on Lord's side of they have
Speaker 16: a hot breakfast and were sitting at this table, and
Speaker 16: so he orders baking and eggs, and he picks up
Speaker 16: the tomato sauce tube, just squaze on his on his meal,
Speaker 16: and my wife sitting up a scene in it. You've
Speaker 16: got a brand new white top on he squeezes a tomato,
Speaker 16: eping a garage all over.
Speaker 2: You can picture that scene happening in so much in
Speaker 2: the moment you said white top on brand new white top,
Speaker 2: and you could see it where it was all going wow.
Speaker 16: Everyone everyone sitting around was laughing their heads top. And
Speaker 16: my wife was sitting there and she's threatening in at
Speaker 16: the other end room we got when we got to
Speaker 16: their destination, he had to fire a new top.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I get so nervous when I
Speaker 2: put on a white shirt or anything. It's that the
Speaker 2: universe is somehow going to make something spell on me terrifying.
Speaker 2: It just a gamble whenever you wear something of that kerry.
Speaker 2: Thanks your story mate, that's good.
Speaker 16: I love the show. Listen every morning, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You every good week. Uh shilling, Hello, good morning, Welcome
Speaker 2: to Golden Fire's a bit Tuesday.
Speaker 3: What so which one are you calling in about?
Speaker 2: Mate? Hello? Hello, hello, hello, Yeah, you're live on gold
Speaker 2: one of four point three.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 17: I used to work at a shopping center called Cryo
Speaker 17: Village and every Friday night they had ac DC there
Speaker 17: and no matter where you were in that shopping center,
Speaker 17: all you could hear was then banging out their loud
Speaker 17: music and I absolutely hated it.
Speaker 2: So hang on. So this would have been early ac
Speaker 2: DC with like Bond Scott.
Speaker 17: It was when they very first started. I just come
Speaker 17: there every Friday night on the center stage and though
Speaker 17: we could hear, I hated their music and I hate
Speaker 17: it now.
Speaker 16: So where whereabouts was this crime Village in Geelong?
Speaker 2: Geelong? So every Friday night ac DC would rock up
Speaker 2: to Geelong.
Speaker 17: Yeah, at the cry Village and the shopping center on
Speaker 17: the center stage and get up there and play their
Speaker 17: music and bang their heads.
Speaker 3: And you hated it.
Speaker 17: I hated it. You couldn't concentrate. That's all you could
Speaker 17: hear was their music banging away, and no matter where
Speaker 17: you were in the shopping center you could hear. Yeah,
Speaker 17: so loud.
Speaker 2: Now and what years do you think this would have been?
Speaker 3: Like seventy four, seventy five?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 17: Probably, yeah, yeah, maybe even a little bit. Yeah, probably
Speaker 17: in the seventy fourth, seventy five.
Speaker 3: That's amazing.
Speaker 2: Do you know what, though, you're lucky to have seen it.
Speaker 2: You're lucky to have seen it. That's history in the making. Well.
Speaker 17: I never stopped and watched them, mostly just walked straight
Speaker 17: past them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and I was addressed as a schoolboy
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 17: And they never had a crowd of people there then neither.
Speaker 17: You could just sort of walk straight through and it
Speaker 17: was yeah, so yeah, right back in their very days
Speaker 17: before up before they even started touring or anything like that,
Speaker 17: that's where they used.
Speaker 3: To go all hight, brilliant. Thank you very much, your
Speaker 3: story mate. Have a good day, No, I thank Russell.
Speaker 18: Oh here going, Christian.
Speaker 2: I'm good Russell. So you've got one about the most
Speaker 2: terrifying thing you ever saw.
Speaker 19: Yeah, I got a couple of shark stories.
Speaker 18: My first time was poured Philip Bay. I was windsurfing
Speaker 18: and my sister and her boyfriend were on a catamaran
Speaker 18: next to me, and I had a bit of a laugh.
Speaker 18: It was a massive black shadow going underneath the catamaran
Speaker 18: checking them out, and it was about four and a
Speaker 18: half to five meters long, and we were hoping for
Speaker 18: a bit of win because it was we're just cruising
Speaker 18: a little bit too slow, and then it came straight
Speaker 18: for me.
Speaker 19: I'm on the windsurfer and.
Speaker 18: Yeah, so it went under me. But yeah, it was
Speaker 18: massive thing and it was checking me out and wondering
Speaker 18: what I'd bobbly.
Speaker 2: Taste, like Russell, How can you be so relaxed telling
Speaker 2: the story? I'm getting frightened to just listen to it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'd be terrified. Weren't you scared for your life?
Speaker 2: That is going to bite the board in half and
Speaker 2: then start on you.
Speaker 18: At the time, I think, yeah, you are, and you
Speaker 18: just take it in. It's a bit surreal when you
Speaker 18: think about it. Yeah, But the probably the scariest one
Speaker 18: was when I was diving off the point of Sorrento
Speaker 18: and it was murky water and I was under there
Speaker 18: diving for cattlefish and flounder with a just a Hawaiian sling.
Speaker 18: You know what a Hawaiian sling is?
Speaker 3: No, what's that like a sult fit?
Speaker 18: I mean, yeah, it's a spear with an elastic bit
Speaker 18: at the other end, and it's really murky water. Was
Speaker 18: down then all of a sudden, this shark was straight
Speaker 18: there in my face, and it was probably as shocked
Speaker 18: as I was, and I leant back let go of
Speaker 18: the sling, and I actually accidentally hit it and got
Speaker 18: stuck in its right right there at the base of
Speaker 18: its dorsal fin, and so it took off with my
Speaker 18: Hawaiian thing with may still attached to it.
Speaker 2: That's somebody. I love the fact that you think you
Speaker 2: started a shark. Oh, how are you human? Down there?
Speaker 2: You found Australia's only nervous shark. Terrifying Russell. Thanks your
Speaker 2: story mate, all right? Then five to bit Tuesday. They're
Speaker 2: the most terrifying thing you ever saw. Accidental spillages. Who
Speaker 2: have you seen before? They were famous breaking stuff of
Speaker 2: your parents and unusual presence you've brought for somebody or
Speaker 2: received yourself.
Speaker 3: Got anything on that? Nine four one one four three.
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Speaker 2: good morning, good morning, he are we We're all good Peter.
Speaker 2: And we're doing five to a bit Tuesday. So you've
Speaker 2: got something about an unusual gift.
Speaker 19: Yes, Christmas was coming in surreal plot from my parents.
Speaker 3: So you bought they brought you a burial plot or.
Speaker 19: You no it was coming up for Christmas? They had
Speaker 19: bought themselves a double plot were buried. Yep, there was
Speaker 19: a plot remaining in the small country cemetery and of
Speaker 19: Christmas pres which I agree to.
Speaker 2: I've asked, this is incredible. So they got you a
Speaker 2: burial plot?
Speaker 19: No, they asked me Christmas present, but other family members
Speaker 19: said it was not the right thing to purchase.
Speaker 2: They were right.
Speaker 6: I'm really scary about that note that says, hey, this
Speaker 6: is the location of your burial plot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very treasure where you will be buried. All right, Peter,
Speaker 2: thank you very much and cool. I tell you what
Speaker 2: we are struggling to get a call today about a
Speaker 2: more unusual gift than your parents giving you a burial plot.
Speaker 2: Someone's not there trying to send you a message, all right, Marion.
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Speaker 2: It's like really like I was trying to swing one
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Speaker 2: on this morning producer versus newsreader, Pats versus producer becks.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Pats first of all on the wine
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Speaker 2: Pats is like on the subjects of Greek gods. Five
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Speaker 4: Zeus, Zeus and Zeus.
Speaker 2: One, yeah, easy, Artemus, Poseidon.
Speaker 13: Yeah, Hercules of course, of course, tongue All right, producer, Yes,
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Speaker 6: I can beat Pats definitely, Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Trying to play panic. We put you under pressure for
Speaker 2: five seconds. I'll give you the category of the topic.
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Speaker 2: in that topic. Winning Maroon five tickets this week on
Speaker 2: ten weeks of tickets carries up first and Geelong Coome morning, Kerry,
Speaker 2: good morning, How are you pretty good?
Speaker 16: Kerry?
Speaker 2: Are you ready? I am okay, I'm looking at today's
Speaker 2: topics and I'm going to give you this five seconds
Speaker 2: to name as many kids TV shows as possible.
Speaker 15: Go, mister Maker, tippy by fool?
Speaker 2: Was that two?
Speaker 12: Great?
Speaker 14: Is it?
Speaker 3: Mister Maker?
Speaker 5: Yeah he's on the ib s. No, he's a British guy.
Speaker 2: I know me is I remember hours of being forced
Speaker 2: to watch Mister Makers Sunday morning?
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's make it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I don't care.
Speaker 6: You got three. It was a light start. For a second,
Speaker 6: I thought you didn't know.
Speaker 10: I couldn't think.
Speaker 2: That's right? Three? Three is good. Let's never get Pats
Speaker 2: really stubbed up early, but just one on a really
Speaker 2: easy topic of Greek God. FRANKI Rabin, Good morning, Frankie.
Speaker 16: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 18: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good, Frank, thanks for asking her?
Speaker 18: You will I'm happy?
Speaker 2: Good, okay, good stuff? Frank. All right, then, Frank, let's
Speaker 2: see what you like on nineties action movies.
Speaker 8: Turning out of one, two, three, four Oceans eleven? Though Jaws,
Speaker 8: would you.
Speaker 2: Call Oceans eleven an action movie?
Speaker 10: Or more.
Speaker 2: I'll give it to you. What are we then? Four? Yeah?
Speaker 6: And Jaws I think you put at the end, which.
Speaker 3: Is seventies two. So I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: You were happy a minute ago and now you're unhappy
Speaker 2: we pulled all your nineties movies apart. I'm really sorry,
Speaker 2: Frank gonna wish you never called the show. Now, all right, Kerry,
Speaker 2: you win the tickets, Go and see Maroon five.
Speaker 15: Wonderful, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: That's all right, pleasure. I have a good time talking
Speaker 2: about kids TV shows. I don't even know how we
Speaker 2: got onto this, but me and Jack in the studio
Speaker 2: just now, we were talking about TV theme tunes that
Speaker 2: you remember, right, and I was just wondering if any
Speaker 2: of you could actually call in and to sing, don't
Speaker 2: even have a look online a TV theme tune that
Speaker 2: you remember. I remember a kids TV show I used
Speaker 2: to love, right called Dog Tannan and the Three muster Hounds.
Speaker 2: What is it? Dog Tannan and the Three musker Hounds
Speaker 2: four dogs together like the Three Musketeers story, but told
Speaker 2: the kids about three dogs, the Muskehounds, and the leader,
Speaker 2: the brave and selfless d'Artagnan. And theme tune was this
Speaker 2: one for an all for one must gohounds are always
Speaker 2: ready helping every one for one forgotten.
Speaker 6: You got that falsetto voice after it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I need to get into, Adam Levine.
Speaker 2: That didn't sound right, h Can you call us up
Speaker 2: this morning and sing a TV theme tune off by heart?
Speaker 2: Can you do one? I can do? Cat Dog?
Speaker 3: What the hell is cat dog?
Speaker 6: Cat Dog was a Nickelodeon cartoon. Yeah, with cat at
Speaker 6: one ind and a dog at the genius.
Speaker 3: And how was the theme tune?
Speaker 2: How did it go?
Speaker 6: One fine day when a wolf meta purk? Guess it
Speaker 6: was because the little sir no blue buzzer, no for
Speaker 6: three out frogg it's kanan pen and little cat dog
Speaker 6: cat dog cat dow.
Speaker 2: I've never been poundered. You're gonna do that like that?
Speaker 2: All right? Can you sing a TV theme tune off
Speaker 2: by heart?
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Speaker 2: We did have stuff that we were going to get
Speaker 2: to here, but that has been throwing out the window.
Speaker 2: We've stumbled into this new thing called us up this morning?
Speaker 2: And can you sing a TV theme tune off by heart?
Speaker 2: Simply because Brian, our producer on the show here in
Speaker 2: a studio with me and Jack every morning has got
Speaker 2: a ThunderCats t shot on and I started mumbling the
Speaker 2: words to this.
Speaker 3: Didn't even know I still had it.
Speaker 2: I get confused, giving my children's my beloved children's date
Speaker 2: of birth, How do I know this theme tune off
Speaker 2: by heart?
Speaker 3: Why is this in my head? ThunderCats is with.
Speaker 2: Great The roaring of the cats starts A minute, Honda Cats,
Speaker 2: what a thing? Tune joining everyone. I don't know, Pat,
Speaker 2: come on, you're saying it.
Speaker 5: Just me, don't remember it.
Speaker 2: Rainie didn't have a TV in the trailer park. This
Speaker 2: is the one I was trying to sing earlier. Dog
Speaker 2: Tannan and the three musker Hounds, welcome to you on
Speaker 2: you ewa Melbourne hats. Do you know this.
Speaker 5: Awful one?
Speaker 2: Not paying everybody? Or for one? It's a pretty story.
Speaker 2: Why is still in my head after all these years?
Speaker 2: Get out?
Speaker 3: All right then, so let's go to the lines.
Speaker 2: Now see what what TV theme tune you can sing
Speaker 2: off by heart? Kylie?
Speaker 18: Hello, Christian? How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: So what do you reckon?
Speaker 3: You can do off by heart? What song is still
Speaker 3: lodged in your brain?
Speaker 2: Flintstones? All right?
Speaker 3: Flinstone is a classic.
Speaker 2: Off you go Flintstones.
Speaker 21: Meet the Flintstones. They're the modern stone Age family from
Speaker 21: the town of Bedrock.
Speaker 2: They're a patriot out of his story.
Speaker 21: Let's ride with the family down the street through the
Speaker 21: courtesy of Frit's two feet. When you're with the Flintstones,
Speaker 21: have a yeaber dabbadoo time, a dabba doo time. We'll
Speaker 21: have a gale time.
Speaker 2: Shut the show down? Now, all right, let's play back
Speaker 2: the actual one, Karlie. Let's ever listened to this together?
Speaker 2: Word for word TV theme tune?
Speaker 3: Karaoke? We started a new feature this morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is it? This is it? You know it
Speaker 2: isn't that amazing? Carli? How that is still in.
Speaker 18: There is unbelievable.
Speaker 21: And I never really watched cut Ins as the kids
Speaker 21: in the house my head.
Speaker 2: She absorbed it by osmosis somehow over the years exactly.
Speaker 2: And when was the last time we ever even needed
Speaker 2: to sing it like that?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 16: Never?
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then one day some loon on the radio says,
Speaker 2: call in and sing a TV thing. I've got it
Speaker 2: still in there, all right, CARDI, thanks for giving us
Speaker 2: a call. Thanks Christian, Victoria, Hi Christian and of Victoria.
Speaker 3: So what's the the TV theme tune that you can
Speaker 3: just do?
Speaker 16: I grew up with this is this, I said, I
Speaker 16: can do the Adams Family all right.
Speaker 20: Off you go, Okay, the creepy and the kooky, mysterious,
Speaker 20: the Zookie, they all together.
Speaker 16: LOOKI the family.
Speaker 20: The house is a museum where people come to see him.
Speaker 16: They really are. Its bream the family quick.
Speaker 3: It's very good.
Speaker 2: I love the way that the script you have been
Speaker 2: singing to script to mow.
Speaker 3: Let's have a blay bagger. That was very very good, Victoria.
Speaker 8: Thank you, Urius.
Speaker 2: They're all together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Victoria, you smashed it, mate, well done.
Speaker 6: Yup with people come to see yump.
Speaker 2: They really are of scree yump click clean, Yeah, all right, Victoria,
Speaker 2: thanks you calling mate, well done, Thanks all right, Let's
Speaker 2: go to all right call in now then if you
Speaker 2: can do a TV theme tune off by heart, don't
Speaker 2: look up Google nine four one four one o four
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Speaker 2: Three rasking this morning? Can you call us up this morning?
Speaker 2: Just do a TV theme tune, Just sing a TV
Speaker 2: theme tune. Don't even go online trying to remind yourself
Speaker 2: of the lyrics. So far too from two amazing renditions.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Georgina now, Good morning, Georgina, Georgia, Georgia,
Speaker 2: Cooman Georgia. Get it a right idiot Georgia. Okay, and
Speaker 2: what can you do for us?
Speaker 17: Hi?
Speaker 3: Golden Girl, Golden Girls, Okay, Off you go.
Speaker 20: Thank you for being a friend, travel down the road
Speaker 20: back against your hearty is true, you're repel and comfing
Speaker 20: on and here get through a party. He invitied everyone
Speaker 20: you knew you would see the biggest gift for a
Speaker 20: bit from me and the cardtach Wood Sex. Thank you
Speaker 20: for being Frey, George.
Speaker 2: I can listen to you sing that all morning. I
Speaker 2: love that song, so Andrew gold Song did Lonely Boy
Speaker 2: as well. It was the second to last song I
Speaker 2: played on my last breakfast show in Britain. Was this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it actually gets me a little bit teary hearing that.
Speaker 2: Now, I love this song. You did a beautiful verse
Speaker 2: of this.
Speaker 22: I prefer yours your hartest.
Speaker 2: So were you a big fan of the show.
Speaker 20: I think I used to watch it after school or something.
Speaker 8: I did used to watch the lot.
Speaker 20: I totally appreciate the humor a lot more now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a marah just seeing it on TV.
Speaker 3: My mum was a big fan of it.
Speaker 2: I just started to develop a bit of a crush
Speaker 2: on b Arthur. Some of the older older lady sister
Speaker 2: way B used to carry herself, What do you appeal
Speaker 2: to me, Georgia? Thanks for you cool when you're singing?
Speaker 2: All right? So we go from Golden Girls to Damium,
Speaker 2: Good morning?
Speaker 8: How are you all right?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 2: What's TV theme tune? Can you sing off by heart?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 8: I traded that I got the one that's got no words.
Speaker 8: I dream of Jeanie.
Speaker 23: All right, give it a go, dude, dude, dude, dude, mate,
Speaker 23: it's faultless.
Speaker 2: I mean it's like a master forger. You know when
Speaker 2: they do a rembrant, you can't tell the difference. It's this.
Speaker 2: Thank he's up again. Well done, Damien, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Let's get a young Felix, who's twelve, is on the
Speaker 2: line right now. Good morning, Felix, Good morning, Hello mate,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Are you on the school run right now?
Speaker 24: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And which school do you go to?
Speaker 2: You want to sell her to your mates? Yeah? All right,
Speaker 2: posh one, all right and mom and dad rich here
Speaker 2: they loaded. You have been skiing for the last twelve months.
Speaker 2: Can you let me come and down, lend me some
Speaker 2: money and lettle it strap them over Christmas? Alright, Phoenix, Phoenix,
Speaker 2: my friend, Felix. What TV things you can you do
Speaker 2: for us?
Speaker 9: The Pokemon scene?
Speaker 8: All right, okay, if you go, I want to be the.
Speaker 9: Very best, but no woman ever was. To catch them
Speaker 9: is the real test. To train the miss my cars,
Speaker 9: I will travel across the land searching for and wide.
Speaker 17: It's Pokemon.
Speaker 9: To understand the pony that's inside Pokemon, Pokemon. It will
Speaker 9: be most descend Pokemon our courage, and I'll.
Speaker 25: Teach you talk him good to catch up, Felix, you
Speaker 25: absolutely smashed that you are a superstar, Young Feolix.
Speaker 3: That was a brilliant version of this.
Speaker 2: The Pokemon theme tune we're playing at now Phoenix is
Speaker 2: not as good as your one. Say something about Glee now,
Speaker 2: doesn't it. It's a big on theme tune that Felix,
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, you cool have a good day
Speaker 2: at school.
Speaker 9: Thank you you too.
Speaker 2: I mean that's where those fees go training. Well, you
Speaker 2: know that season working a whole school year. The Pokemon thing,
Speaker 2: that'll be twenty thousand bucks now.
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Speaker 2: Green Here. We are then getting nearer and nearer to
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Speaker 2: asking you if you fancy reuniting the old band you
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Speaker 6: I'll go on stage in twelve days, three hours, seventeen
Speaker 6: minutes and eight seconds.
Speaker 3: We really do need to find a winner, all right.
Speaker 2: So you pictured top three last week from all the
Speaker 2: bands that entered.
Speaker 3: Some great bands. Let's go through the decades.
Speaker 2: Got eighty sound in Hot Property. Not enough for these
Speaker 2: guys from the nineties. We've got March in Moscow. Like
Speaker 2: I said, the standards high and have we got to
Speaker 2: a little bit more recent? Were still on that recent
Speaker 2: to the two thousands and Bungalows the three great bands
Speaker 2: all enjoying the ride. So far, it's all about Thursday night. Now.
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Speaker 2: been there buying you fancy keeping live music in Melbourne
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Speaker 2: We are going to be there Thursday night. Those three bands,
Speaker 2: they're all going to play live. You each are doing
Speaker 2: two songs, one of their original songs and the cover version.
Speaker 2: We've all given one song Faith by George Michael. That's
Speaker 2: what they're trying to nail at the moment, three very
Speaker 2: different versions of Faith by George Michael. So if you
Speaker 2: fancy coming along seeing the band and please give us
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Speaker 2: all going to be They're passially coming out Thursday night.
Speaker 5: It's too right. I can't wait.
Speaker 6: I'll be there in two days, ten hours, three minutes
Speaker 6: and twenty six seconds.
Speaker 2: Now he's got that tab up finally, So if you
Speaker 2: want to come down have a beer with us and
Speaker 2: support one last dream and chair the bands on Gimmickle.
Speaker 2: We will see there Thursday night at Fortunate Meeting. Some
Speaker 2: of you are having a beer nine four one four
Speaker 2: one four to three now. Yesterday Dal from Bungalow was
Speaker 2: an urgent need of a guitarist.
Speaker 24: Hey, Christian, my name is Mark.
Speaker 2: I have to keep it people. Oh well that's not
Speaker 2: the one.
Speaker 3: It's this guy.
Speaker 2: You're not Dale. This is Dale. Hey, this is Dale
Speaker 2: from Bungalow. I'm really looking forward to Thursday.
Speaker 3: It's going to be a.
Speaker 2: Huge night down at the Labor in Vain.
Speaker 26: I'm a little bit apprehensive about the fact that at
Speaker 26: this point we don't have a guitar player, a lead guitarist, anyway,
Speaker 26: I'm hoping that Gold can put something together for us there.
Speaker 26: But yeah, really looking forward to a great night and
Speaker 26: I think the place is going to be absolutely packed
Speaker 26: to the rafters.
Speaker 6: See you there, he.
Speaker 2: Will, Dore.
Speaker 3: We got some good news coming.
Speaker 1: Up next, the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
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Speaker 23: O'Connell's One Last Dream.
Speaker 2: All right, all the tickets that we're going to give
Speaker 2: away today have gone to come and join us for
Speaker 2: the big live show Thursday night the Labor and Vain
Speaker 2: in Fitzroy. The three bands picked by you for One
Speaker 2: Last Dream playing for your pleasure and ask first time
Speaker 2: we'll actually see what they're like live in front of
Speaker 2: an intimate crowd. They do their two songs each more
Speaker 2: tickets tomorrow to come and have a beer with us
Speaker 2: and see the bands play live. So Dell from Bungalow
Speaker 2: left us this message. He's urgently needs a guitarist. He
Speaker 2: called us yesterday, had a great story about his guitarist,
Speaker 2: who's a baggage hander, lives over in Hobart and he
Speaker 2: was going to be able to fly over to play
Speaker 2: with the boys.
Speaker 3: All reunited.
Speaker 2: Haven't played together for a long time, but he had
Speaker 2: a shift starting Friday morning. It looked like the flight,
Speaker 2: the last flight he could get out of Melbourne to
Speaker 2: go to hobot On. He might be the Bank of
Speaker 2: Chandler for the same flight. He's just flowing on. But
Speaker 2: we can't make it work. So this is why Dale
Speaker 2: was getting worried that we were going to kick it
Speaker 2: out on the competition, which is no where we're going.
Speaker 3: To do that.
Speaker 26: Hey, this is Dale from Bungalow.
Speaker 2: I'm really looking forward to Thursday.
Speaker 3: It's going to be a huge.
Speaker 2: Night down at the Labor in Vain.
Speaker 26: I'm a little bit apprehensive about the fact that at
Speaker 26: this point we don't have a guitar player aist anyway,
Speaker 26: I'm hoping that Gold can put something together for us there.
Speaker 26: But yeah, really looking forward to a great night and
Speaker 26: I think the place is going to be absolutely packed
Speaker 26: to the rafters.
Speaker 2: See you there, Oh we will, Buddy Wadis, And we've
Speaker 2: got some good news having listen to this.
Speaker 24: Hey, Christian, my name's Mark. I have to keep it
Speaker 24: pretty quiet because the kids are asleep at the moment.
Speaker 24: I would have tried to call tomorrow to get on
Speaker 24: the show, but I'm going to be stuck at work
Speaker 24: at a concrete pol which is about as exciting as
Speaker 24: it sounds. Anyway, I did hear the Bungalore looking for
Speaker 24: a guitarist in one last stream competition, and yeah, I'd
Speaker 24: love to be able to help out. I remember seeing
Speaker 24: Bungalow when they were playing around the traps years ago
Speaker 24: and I was a big fan. Told her to give
Speaker 24: me a call if he hasn't got any other better offers.
Speaker 2: Thanks much about keeping it down for your son asleep.
Speaker 2: Sounds great, Thank you very much. The awesome Mark doing
Speaker 2: a concrete pour right now somewhere in Melbourne, Dore. We
Speaker 2: got your guitarists. The show we'll go on this Thursday night.
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Speaker 2: Nicely done about the sad parson of a proper genius there,
Speaker 2: Pats Stanley. That's a great clip from him as well. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was a big comic book fan. I've always found
Speaker 2: it odd that there's a strange kind of cultural snobbery
Speaker 2: about comic books and graphic novels that I just do
Speaker 2: not understand. They're just as worthy as any great works
Speaker 2: of art, movies, or literature they do for young people.
Speaker 2: Chris Evans, Captain America, just put it a great tweet
Speaker 2: an hour ago about Stanley. There will be no never
Speaker 2: be another stan Lee. For decades he provided both young
Speaker 2: and old with adventure, escape, comfort, confidence, inspiration, strength, friendship
Speaker 2: and joy. All these amazing stories him and the other
Speaker 2: artists he worked with as well. So I hope you
Speaker 2: get to be appreciate the way he deserves to be.
Speaker 2: So today, what do we do for this? Then? And
Speaker 2: are at work? Time waste? Put yourself in a superhero movie, Rip,
Speaker 2: stan I think you'd enjoy this. Just put your own
Speaker 2: name in a superhero movie. I've actually, I've actually done
Speaker 2: a couple four team members. So I've got Spider Jack, Yep,
Speaker 2: the Incredible Pats Hulk because why that's true, because I
Speaker 2: tell you what, the Hulk. This is a great thing.
Speaker 2: What stan Lee? He had a layered character. The wholt
Speaker 2: he didn't. And that's what you are led and also.
Speaker 5: Likely to snap at any moment.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I proved my point, Pat. So if there's
Speaker 2: any cartoonists listening, can someone draw that character for me?
Speaker 3: Please? And Aunt Huggy.
Speaker 2: I hope I'm not going to distract people now to
Speaker 2: just putting Huggy in a superhero movie. I may regret
Speaker 2: chucking Aunt and Huggy at the end. There might be
Speaker 2: just too tempting for some of you. Jack, what have
Speaker 2: you got them? But put yourself in a superhero movie?
Speaker 6: Well, now mine seems self centered because I put myself
Speaker 6: into three. I thought that was the idea.
Speaker 3: No, it is gone.
Speaker 6: The first one is Jacquaman, the new Aquaman movie coming
Speaker 6: out this year. The Jack Panther.
Speaker 3: These sound like sort of wishful thinking to me.
Speaker 6: You know, well, I wouldn't wish this one. You know,
Speaker 6: the superhero film Kickers becomes Jackass.
Speaker 3: That's perfect, and I do.
Speaker 6: I put Pat in one as well, Pat Woman.
Speaker 5: Oh I like that one all right.
Speaker 2: Then, So the best one we get to in the
Speaker 2: next ten minutes. We've got another Vinage, a village cinema,
Speaker 2: old class past to be one. So put yourself in
Speaker 2: a superhero movie. Text them in now.
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Speaker 2: Tell me someone, did you struggle with focus as a
Speaker 2: child at school?
Speaker 6: I did get bored during class?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this isn't class. This is radio all right?
Speaker 5: Be growing up now?
Speaker 2: Today's that work time wasted with a sad basting of
Speaker 2: a true genius. An overviews word these days, but stan
Speaker 2: Lee deserves that title. We're asking you to put yourself
Speaker 2: in a superhero movie? You ready to Mark? Yep?
Speaker 3: Huggy Woman?
Speaker 2: All you? That's the only one I've let through.
Speaker 6: It's the only one I've let through.
Speaker 2: I had to weed out a lot. It's my fault.
Speaker 3: What don't do instead of Iron Man?
Speaker 2: Iron? Sorry?
Speaker 3: Ian Man?
Speaker 6: That's a gold class Iana where I be well done?
Speaker 2: Avengers, The Age of Ethan Aquamanda.
Speaker 6: It's from Amanda, better than my Aquaman.
Speaker 2: Gold The Jackanata Silva Uh, listener called Ron here the
Speaker 2: Dirty Ron Sing Again Dirty Dancing isn't a superhero movie
Speaker 2: to some women. Patrick Stacey might be, but it is
Speaker 2: not a superhero movie. The Dirty Ron Sing Bronze Nancy League.
Speaker 2: What's the film Justice League? But it's a league of Nancy's.
Speaker 2: I like it. I'd like to watch it. I'd like
Speaker 2: to see it by myself. Uh too much. The Dark
Speaker 2: Kelly Rises, Fantastic Kelly, Guardians of the Kelexy all from
Speaker 2: Listener Kelly.
Speaker 6: Guardians of the Gold, Yes, all right, The.
Speaker 2: Power Pat Girls, Silva, the Incredile Lukes. That's from Luke
Speaker 2: and NUSA listening illegally every morning, Silva. The Mark Knight
Speaker 2: rises from listen Mark, that's great, Mark, he's from Anthony,
Speaker 2: The Black Panthony.
Speaker 6: That's gonna win the Village bad show.
Speaker 3: He must have hobvered over that.
Speaker 2: I'm really gonna send this.
Speaker 3: I mean it's okay?
Speaker 2: Is that the wrong with it? But you don't want
Speaker 2: to send that to the wrong person and go excuse me?
Speaker 2: The Black Panthony, what do you say? All right, that's
Speaker 2: the winner? Yeah, Black Panthony. Hath me in Grease bro
Speaker 2: You're the winner. Well done, great work.
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Speaker 2: One of the worst moments in your life sometimes when
Speaker 2: you come home and you find that the bed sheets
Speaker 2: have been stripped and you just don't have the energy
Speaker 2: in you to put it all back together again. You just,
Speaker 2: oh God, no, why have you done this to me? Now?
Speaker 6: It is the hardest of the household chores, isn't it.
Speaker 6: The they put the bed linens back on and bankle
Speaker 6: do the same thing. She claims that she can't. Her excuses,
Speaker 6: I'm not tall enough to get into either corner of
Speaker 6: the dounic cover. We will there you walk round, No,
Speaker 6: but she no. You know how you put your hands
Speaker 6: in the douner cover, You grab the corners of the
Speaker 6: donner and then you flip it and shake it out.
Speaker 2: So you do you do what I do? Well, you
Speaker 2: turn it inside out and then you pinch and you
Speaker 2: just shake it down. You inch the corners. But she
Speaker 2: thinks she can't reach the corner. So that's her excuse. Anyway,
Speaker 2: with you two are the perfect couple. Now under this
Speaker 2: renovation is taking nigh on twenty years, we'll be living
Speaker 2: on Mars.
Speaker 3: This renovation is done the shack.
Speaker 6: So it's always buy a job to put them back on.
Speaker 6: But she'll strip them at any time. I could walk
Speaker 6: into the room in this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife does this right, because I'd be quite
Speaker 2: happy just to have bed sheets and never ever change. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just have bedsawsbutely. But my wife there is no warning.
Speaker 2: It's like you know in prisons when the room the
Speaker 2: cell gets raided and they tossed the mattress. That's what
Speaker 2: it feels like. It's a romisfaction. What's under this?
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