Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: I've actually got a couple of I've got two inventions
Speaker 2: right that I do believe are good ideas.
Speaker 3: Okay, first and remember the Australian who invented Google Maps.
Speaker 3: All you have to do is write the idea on
Speaker 3: a whiteboard and then that's an invention. And that's all
Speaker 3: we're doing the.
Speaker 2: Nerds to the rest you nerds sort out the rest
Speaker 2: of it with some science and come back to me.
Speaker 2: It's a pain shaving. Okay, you've got stubborn a beard,
Speaker 2: so it'll just be for the rest of us that
Speaker 2: like to look a bit smarter.
Speaker 3: You still have to shave with the beard. You shave
Speaker 3: around the edges.
Speaker 2: But it's a it's a it's a pain. But you
Speaker 2: get this on Crisp because he's a he's a smart
Speaker 2: man as well.
Speaker 3: As he very sensitive skin too.
Speaker 2: He can't We don't need to know that anyway. This
Speaker 2: idea is basically it's a time saving device. It's called
Speaker 2: trademark coming pillow shave mate. What it is is it's
Speaker 2: small safe blade in the pillow case. As your man
Speaker 2: turns his face during the night, he gets.
Speaker 1: A trim face.
Speaker 2: How incredible. Now you're asleep. You're asleep, it's very mild blades.
Speaker 2: What if you're.
Speaker 1: Sleeping you get like part of your hair and you
Speaker 1: know a man's hair is.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, because this will this will have AI face
Speaker 2: or mapping technology. You know they do not you know
Speaker 2: you go to the airport and it scans your face
Speaker 2: and he goes, oh, hello Christian, welcome back.
Speaker 1: How's Fiji?
Speaker 2: What it's saying with a pillow will go oh hi,
Speaker 2: Master O'Connor is sleeping. I know how to shave, and
Speaker 2: it will just use electric ones like the electric razors.
Speaker 1: They're not too sharp.
Speaker 3: I can't think of anything more terrifying. And going to
Speaker 3: sleep on Sunday that should be comfortable.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not going to give you the voice of
Speaker 2: the contract. I'll just use your AI anyway and do it.
Speaker 2: Pillow shave mate and noisy too, no no no. Also,
Speaker 2: so I didn't mention this uses whisper science technology invented
Speaker 2: right here, invented right here. And the other one is
Speaker 2: called freeze dat poop. It's for us dog walkers where
Speaker 2: instead of having to pick up the warm stuff, this
Speaker 2: freezes it immediately.
Speaker 1: And hardens it. What are you size you're going then
Speaker 1: you're going to pick it.
Speaker 3: Up, But what's the implement like a handgun?
Speaker 1: Looking now, it's a spray, like an aerosoult.
Speaker 2: You just go the dog goes out and it just
Speaker 2: goes and it freezes it to a solid form, sterilizing it,
Speaker 2: and each can is a different fragrance.
Speaker 3: I actually don't mind. That's not so stupid trademark coming.
Speaker 1: Freeze that poop. It's like you know when you go
Speaker 1: to get a warp frozen off you. Yeah, yeah, isn't it?
Speaker 3: And when there's squishy, I hate picking.
Speaker 1: It's the warmth. It's the warmth.
Speaker 2: It feels horribly intimate. It's like a hug, but it's
Speaker 2: not a hug. It's squish.
Speaker 1: Squishy.
Speaker 3: Could come with some kind of holster to put the
Speaker 3: can on your belt walking around?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: The other morning I was out walking my dogs and
Speaker 2: they did the big one. The German shepherd dog does
Speaker 2: quite obviously a big job, and there was steam coming
Speaker 2: off it, and I still had to get down and
Speaker 2: sort that out. And that's when it came to me.
Speaker 1: Freeze that poop. It's actually a good idea.
Speaker 3: Much better than the pillow.
Speaker 2: It's not the better It's called pillow shave mate copyright coming.
Speaker 1: Okay, Rio, what's your idea?
Speaker 4: Aren't you guys sick of going to the shops and
Speaker 4: then you don't know what you have in the fridge.
Speaker 4: You say you want to get a jar of capers,
Speaker 4: but you're not sure. Do I already have a jar
Speaker 4: of capers in the fridge?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Or when your partner goes to the shops and keeps
Speaker 3: calling you every three minutes ago, can you check the
Speaker 3: cupboard for the X y Z Nice?
Speaker 2: It feels like you've walked into a very great radio effort,
Speaker 2: actually chillingly good.
Speaker 1: We'll worry no more.
Speaker 4: Help us on the way exactly with the new fridge
Speaker 4: cam five thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh wow?
Speaker 4: Which is a fridge a camera in your fridge that
Speaker 4: live streams your fridge twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2: Doesn't need to be twenty four seven. Sure, you just
Speaker 2: need to be activated when you're down the shops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not.
Speaker 2: Ko Sports twenty four seven. But the world doesn't care.
Speaker 1: But what's in my fridge?
Speaker 4: Well, you never know, You never know when you might
Speaker 4: get caught out, So always better to play it safe
Speaker 4: with a twenty four to seven three sixty five fridge
Speaker 4: cam five found?
Speaker 2: How was it three sixty five? Because obvious you've got
Speaker 2: multiple shelves and compartments. How's it going to get into
Speaker 2: a vege straw? I don't know whether they've got any
Speaker 2: costs or iceberg.
Speaker 4: It must be multi camp, multi caam and maybe one
Speaker 4: of those like round cameras that go.
Speaker 1: Fish islands, yish fish I.
Speaker 3: AI, isn't any kind of fridges like that.
Speaker 1: I've not seen that. Oh yes, like really expensive ones
Speaker 1: where it will tell you what you're out of if.
Speaker 2: It's really expensive. In my mind, it's like a butler.
Speaker 2: I'm so sort of you you are out of Manchi.
Speaker 2: I've taken liberty of ordering.
Speaker 1: Damn it, I'm coming up with too many today.
Speaker 3: There was a period of time where people were selling
Speaker 3: fridges with the Internet built into the face that did
Speaker 3: go away.
Speaker 2: It could scan the objects there and then you had
Speaker 2: the option to order it to you.
Speaker 1: When people just start to do online.
Speaker 4: Shopping, so you know, still a good idea, very good idea.
Speaker 3: Let's make one for the pantry.
Speaker 2: Just going to registered domain name for my fridge butler, Jack,
Speaker 2: have you got any.
Speaker 3: I my mum earnestly at one stage, asked me if
Speaker 3: I knew any app developers because she wanted to. She
Speaker 3: had an invention idea for an app where you track
Speaker 3: who you've bought Christmas presents for.
Speaker 1: Oh, that is a very good idea. I mean you
Speaker 1: could you could use.
Speaker 3: No, I said, you can just write it down somewhere.
Speaker 1: All right, have you got any inventions? The Christian O'Connell
Speaker 1: show podcast.
Speaker 2: Do you have an idea for an invention? I've just
Speaker 2: dropped a couple of big ones. The pillow shave mates
Speaker 2: a pillow that, whilst you're sleeping, saves you valuable time
Speaker 2: from awake shaving chemy can't do more stuff? Ry AI
Speaker 2: do stuff while asleep? To us, just shave us. And
Speaker 2: then the other one is freeze da poop. It's some
Speaker 2: kind of air asole that didn't flavors. And when your
Speaker 2: dog does its business, you get out your air a
Speaker 2: soul and you spray and it freezes it immediately in
Speaker 2: a refreshing tangy odor that's actually very desirable to.
Speaker 3: Pick up, hopefully not too desirable.
Speaker 2: Freeze and eat dut poop. It turns into a camera
Speaker 2: snack dog poop crumble.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: But anyway, at the moment is just it freezes it
Speaker 2: so then you can pick it up. It's not warm,
Speaker 2: it's not mesty.
Speaker 3: The worst part is picking up a warm especially gooey one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can just put it in a nice little
Speaker 1: side bag.
Speaker 2: And the anyone is is the fridge butler as well.
Speaker 2: That's an English gentleman who tells you when you low stuff,
Speaker 2: but he's.
Speaker 1: Already ordered it for you. He's a hologram in my mind.
Speaker 2: It just materializes by your kitchen island. All right, So
Speaker 2: wether inventions so real? What was your one?
Speaker 4: Why the fridge cam five thousand, which is a little
Speaker 4: camera in your fridge, very similar to the fridge butler.
Speaker 3: Yep, also have another one.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: The worst part of my day, without fail, twice a
Speaker 4: day is drying myself off.
Speaker 3: I hate it.
Speaker 4: After getting in the shower, it's just such.
Speaker 2: Pain.
Speaker 3: I hate drying. It's the worst part of a shower.
Speaker 1: Paints so true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now you'll really start to notice it because you
Speaker 4: do your back, you do your hair like the legs
Speaker 4: you're going to do my ass. It's so annoying.
Speaker 3: The hair is dripping.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, but what about some sort of human sized
Speaker 4: like hair dry.
Speaker 2: They exist, No, no, no, they actually exist in England.
Speaker 1: You stand in them right.
Speaker 2: You have to pay for them at swimming pools and
Speaker 2: they're massive, about four or five people in them.
Speaker 1: This is and it's.
Speaker 2: Like like a turbine basically.
Speaker 3: Like a public pool or where is it a public pool?
Speaker 4: Four englishmen stand nude out of the show.
Speaker 1: As you come out of the pool, you can dry
Speaker 1: off quickly on them. I did not believe you. They're orange.
Speaker 1: I've been in them with the kids. Google them.
Speaker 2: With your car. They've got them at a place called
Speaker 2: Center Parks. Center Park's hot air drying pool. Google that
Speaker 2: you'll see the photos of them.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's not coming up immediately now I've been in one.
Speaker 3: I would love any expats. They've got them multi person
Speaker 3: next to the pool.
Speaker 1: Several people in there. They are amazing. We got here, Gary.
Speaker 1: Good morning Gary, Yeah, good morning Christian team.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Gary, what's your invention? Well, listen to my mate's invention. Actually,
Speaker 1: and it's from many many years ago. But like is
Speaker 1: that free zsky where you get home from work. You've
Speaker 1: got a couple of warm beers and you pop them
Speaker 1: in a thing like a microwave, beep them up from
Speaker 1: minute and get them out chili and tear into one.
Speaker 1: That is actually a good idea.
Speaker 2: A friend of mine has this fancy fridge where you
Speaker 2: can put a wine bottle in it in the freezer.
Speaker 2: You press the button on the inside of the fridge
Speaker 2: and within ten minutes it's instantly chilled an entire bottle
Speaker 2: of wine.
Speaker 3: Okay, but that's still Gary, we need, we need.
Speaker 2: You're talking quicker thirty seconds. Why you can't invent beer
Speaker 2: cans that keep it cold? Well, it never I know
Speaker 2: you've got the stubby holders. But and a beer can
Speaker 2: that can hang on to the temperature makes chill.
Speaker 3: Why it's seeing in the shop for a week it's
Speaker 3: still cold.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, like an eternal beer can. Eternal froth. That's
Speaker 2: what it needs to be cool. Thank you, Gary, Gary,
Speaker 2: Thanks you comte. Have a good day, Claire, Good morning, Claire.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, hey Claire, welcome to show. You've got an
Speaker 1: idea for an invention?
Speaker 3: Well, none idea, but just saying that those hairy body
Speaker 3: dryers they actually had them at Bamba.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: Right right here, yeah, Claire, Yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Don't even have to go all the way to England
Speaker 1: and then multi person or just single.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there much so it's a family of four.
Speaker 1: I can fit in them.
Speaker 4: So once you've I've done the rides are done by
Speaker 4: a world, then you can dry yourself off.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: How long does it take to dry you?
Speaker 2: You don't get long in it because you have to
Speaker 2: pay for it as well. You have to have coins
Speaker 2: and stuff like that to pain.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's like a minute. Yeah, you get out a minute.
Speaker 3: And does it dry you quite? Like with my swim
Speaker 3: shorts be dry by the.
Speaker 1: Day you're wearing them, you're not naked in them.
Speaker 3: It's pretty incredible.
Speaker 1: It's a good idea. Yeah, yeah, Claire, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Thank you, have a great day, all right.
Speaker 2: If you've got an idea for an invention nine four
Speaker 2: one four one oh four three. Also, are you an
Speaker 2: angel investor the wants to invest in any of my
Speaker 2: great ideas?
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