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Speaker 1: And Amanda jamna, No, it's dumber than windsurfing.

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Speaker 2: Tell me sailing and you do them all.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I do this. I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I do this.

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Speaker 2: You call it swearing on the water.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, I used to sail when I was

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Speaker 1: a kid, and I was never any good at sporiler.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't catch a ball. I couldn't. I could kick

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Speaker 1: a ball, but just couldn't catch it. I was terrible

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Speaker 1: Ossie rules is terrible. Rugby and one sport I could

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Speaker 1: kind of do with sailing.

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Speaker 3: I haven't done it for a thousand million years, and

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Speaker 3: then for some reason, I have now ended up sailing

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Speaker 3: in these eighteen foot sailing boats.

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Speaker 4: How beautiful though you get in the water at Kira Billy,

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Speaker 4: it's beautiful, it's great, But predominantly all the people that

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Speaker 4: sail these boats because the boats are ancient.

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Speaker 1: And the only thing that's more ancient is the crew,

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Speaker 1: and they're just cranky old blokes who are all captains

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Speaker 1: of industry and will not be told.

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Speaker 2: So it's just and you're someone who won't be told either.

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Speaker 3: I just sit there and listen. It's just them all

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Speaker 3: yelling at each other, and it takes you three hours

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Speaker 3: to set these stupid baits up and then twenty seconds to.

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Speaker 2: Sink, and how long to do the cleanup.

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Speaker 3: And then it takes three hours to unpack to the

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Speaker 3: other people that can do it, because young guys can't

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Speaker 3: do it because they've.

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Speaker 1: Got kids and stuff, little kids.

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Speaker 3: The only people that can do it at Old Blacks

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Speaker 3: is their wives want them out of the house, So

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Speaker 3: get your leave. And Jerry, sailor Jerry, who got me

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Speaker 3: into this. He picks me up from my house because

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Speaker 3: I said, Mat, I'll just rub my bike in there,

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Speaker 3: and he said, no, I pick up the crew.

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Speaker 1: He picks up the crew. You know why, because we're

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Speaker 1: all being Shanghai.

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Speaker 3: We all get abducted by sailor Jerry to be picked

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Speaker 3: up to set this bait up and the off chance

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Speaker 3: that doesn't sink within the first twenty seconds.

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Speaker 2: Do you enjoy the sailing bit?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I honestly, you're like

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Speaker 1: a captive. You're like a captive.

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Speaker 4: Is it like if someone just like when Jack went

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Speaker 4: to Greece with all his mates recently, they go to

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Speaker 4: this bar where you pay money, you drink a shot.

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Speaker 4: You put a helmet on and they hit you with

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Speaker 4: a mallet on the head. You don't You don't get

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Speaker 4: a free shot. If you get hit on the head

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Speaker 4: with a mallet. You pay to be hit on the

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Speaker 4: head with a mallet. And he had a football concussion

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Speaker 4: the year before, so he asked them to hit him lightly,

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Speaker 4: and he.

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Speaker 2: Said they understood. Okay, is it a bit like that.

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Speaker 3: It's exactly like that, except I'd rather get whacked in

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Speaker 3: the nuts. Although I will say this, some of the

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Speaker 3: conversations you listening to these from these guys because it's

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Speaker 3: from another time, and you just you leave your sensitive.

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Speaker 2: Do you mean misogynistic, racist or everything?

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Speaker 1: It's just the whole gamut. And I was starving.

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Speaker 3: I was so hungry. There was nothing to eat. Well,

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Speaker 3: there was food there, but you had to wait five

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Speaker 3: hours for it. So I got this like birch amusely thing.

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Speaker 3: Usually I wouldn't eat it, but I'm going to kill

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Speaker 3: over if I don't need something. So I'm just sitting

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Speaker 3: there while the guys are sort of chatting, and one

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Speaker 3: guy's chatting on and he says, if my uncle was here,

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Speaker 3: he'd tell you blokes how to set this bait up

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Speaker 3: and I said, mate, this no, there's no shortage of

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Speaker 3: blokes around here.

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Speaker 1: They'll can tell you how to set something up anyway.

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Speaker 1: There's another guy that's say with Bob. He's a bit

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Speaker 1: of a character. And this guy gets my uncle taught

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Speaker 1: me everything I know about myself, and Bob just goes, what,

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Speaker 1: you're an asshole?

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Speaker 2: Are they old mates?

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Speaker 1: I thought they were. I said, as we were, you

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Speaker 1: guys going jays, let's go and get the bait already.

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Speaker 1: And I said, no, I've never met him before, but

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Speaker 1: you know so much so that it's just you know,

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Speaker 1: it's just a great that's a great.

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Speaker 3: A few drinks after always like I had six beers

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Speaker 3: because Jerry drives six beers. But it's like the six

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Speaker 3: o'clock swell. You get back and you're just grateful you

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Speaker 3: haven't sunk in the harbor again, and you while you're

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Speaker 3: de rigging the bait, you have a few.

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Speaker 2: Beers and then not off in the car on the

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Speaker 2: way like a kid in the back and.

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Speaker 1: Listen to two GB they're quiz on the way home.

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Speaker 3: Although I've had a few drinks and Jerry were listening

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Speaker 3: to the quiz night on Saturday and I said, geez,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have a go at this. And Jerry said

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Speaker 3: you won't get through, and I said it's Saturday night.

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Speaker 3: He's probably got no calls, low Ball.

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Speaker 2: How'd you get on?

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Speaker 1: I got on?

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Speaker 2: How'd you go?

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Speaker 1: I can't remember?

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Speaker 2: Really, only we could hear it.

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Speaker 1: Brendan from Cronulla. Brendan, Hello, brend how are you mate?

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Speaker 1: Might I'm well?

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Speaker 4: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: I'm well Now I abandoned this show mate. You've changed radio.

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Speaker 1: You're a revolutionary.

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Speaker 3: Oh please please, I really forget Lawsy, forget Fordham, forget

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Speaker 3: all those guys that you.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely terrific. I picked him up.

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Speaker 2: You had a few drinks and you blame people on

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Speaker 2: the mag seven for sounding unusual.