WEBVTT - This may be the loosest episode ever!!

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<v Speaker 1>If you think about a mad woman just throwing pasta

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<v Speaker 1>around the room that is Michelle's brain.

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<v Speaker 2>Today, you're welcome Michelle the Witch of Moon's Lane and

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<v Speaker 2>Moira Major, How the Witch Bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to another episode of How the Witch Bitch. Michelle

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<v Speaker 1>the Witch of Moon's Name.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hello darling, how are you very good?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? We're coming into Easter. Obviously we're Easter.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy Easter, but also a happy birthday to you. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you the Sunday, the fifth East of Sunday. Yep, what's

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<v Speaker 1>your gift you're giving everybody?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to give everyone chocolate. Everyone have chocolate. I

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<v Speaker 3>can be the goddess for the day. Yes, and the

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<v Speaker 3>goddess of chocolate is what I'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Be, the Goddess of chocolate. That sounds fantastic, cuckoo goddess.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get into today's episode, we've got lots of

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<v Speaker 1>comments and feedback to run through. We need to say

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<v Speaker 1>hello to Yuki Chan Dye, Wicked Witch of Western Sydney

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<v Speaker 1>on On on Instagram as well Cat seventy News, slash Kids,

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<v Speaker 1>Schari Everett and Maney Fuller as well. We do have

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<v Speaker 1>a very cool comment from all the way from England

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<v Speaker 1>which is very very cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Michelle and Moira. I'm a witch and mortician from

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<v Speaker 2>the UK.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been to your entire podcast series over the last

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks with fabulous. I'm hoping Michelle might be

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<v Speaker 1>able to help me with something.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Throughout my years of practice, I've learned that menstruation. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't expect that. I should have read ahead. Menstruation

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<v Speaker 1>is meant to be a powerful time, and menstrual blood

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<v Speaker 1>is plowerful and blah blah blah. Yeah, but the problem is,

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't feel it during my time of the month.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel completely out of sorts, out of all the

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<v Speaker 1>usual pms over sensitivity and pain that goes along with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Are there any spells of rituals you could recommend to

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<v Speaker 1>help balance emotions, soothe pain, or otherwise just calm the

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<v Speaker 1>raging banchie which Burt's out of her cage every month.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd really appreciate it, and I think my husband would too.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, you are normal, Carla, Thank you. Carluss.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think a great thing is to go and

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<v Speaker 3>get rocks and just you know how you skip rocks

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<v Speaker 3>along the pond and you just scream or you scream

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<v Speaker 3>at the rock and you throw it like you just

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<v Speaker 3>just I don't know, just get it, get it out

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<v Speaker 3>in nature where no one can sort of hear it.

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<v Speaker 3>Screaming is brilliant. It works for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I think she was looking for like more of

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<v Speaker 1>a stells something.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we did do.

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<v Speaker 3>That in the menopause. We were talking about all the

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<v Speaker 3>sorts of things that you can take with that sick thing.

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<v Speaker 3>But getting back to the blood, we've also spoken about

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<v Speaker 3>how powerful their blood is. Now they're even talking about it,

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<v Speaker 3>how great it's got more of the stem cells and

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<v Speaker 3>they've actually done things with it with it's got so

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<v Speaker 3>much good nutrients in it compared to anything else on

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<v Speaker 3>the planet. And here we are just letting them go

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<v Speaker 3>down the toilet. You know, we are amazing creatures. And

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's what we said before when when we

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<v Speaker 3>start laughing, but it is okay, okay, So we've been

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<v Speaker 3>in Maybourne. What should we be appreciative for? Appreciative of

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<v Speaker 3>the fact that what does that do for a while.

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<v Speaker 3>It allows us to give birth to our children. It

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<v Speaker 3>loves us to have this cycle of life. It allows

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<v Speaker 3>us and yes, we don't feel great for those seven days.

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<v Speaker 3>But I feel like if you can just not sort

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<v Speaker 3>of put too much pressure on yourself that you have

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<v Speaker 3>to feel a certain way or you have to act

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<v Speaker 3>a certain way. I think if if you'd let people

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<v Speaker 3>know around you that it's coming up to the screaming

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<v Speaker 3>banshee time, that you know, hey, if you can, you

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<v Speaker 3>can go in, put your big girls panties on, go

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<v Speaker 3>out and do the day, come home, take them off,

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<v Speaker 3>put on your you know, your sloss, put on your

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<v Speaker 3>favorite TV and scream and cry and you know whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that duck commercial. I cry every time I see

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<v Speaker 3>that duck commercial when I'm on my period.

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<v Speaker 2>What duck commercial?

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<v Speaker 3>The duck commercial with the tissues tes, that's du commercial?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, yes, it's like yesk yeah, yeah, yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Little things and they're just someone that someone says something

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<v Speaker 3>nice on TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolute mess. Yeah, but that's being a woman.

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<v Speaker 3>I just feel like you've got a zip in the

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<v Speaker 3>back of you and young zip the old suit and

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<v Speaker 3>it falls off and then that's you. So you put

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<v Speaker 3>your big girl pants on to go out and deal

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<v Speaker 3>with life. And I think that's what makes us so resilient,

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<v Speaker 3>because we do have to work through the pain. We

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<v Speaker 3>do have to work through feeling not great. We do

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<v Speaker 3>have to you know, when we want to scream and

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<v Speaker 3>have a tantrum and coals, which happens quite regularly, and

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<v Speaker 3>then you just catch yourself about to get on the

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<v Speaker 3>floor and do it, and then you go, I can't

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<v Speaker 3>do that. I'm lay Yeah, people will think I'm you know, well,

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<v Speaker 3>that's why I can do it, because most people think

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<v Speaker 3>I am insane.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's okay, Okay, So rituals and spells for p

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<v Speaker 1>miss and.

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<v Speaker 3>For listen, go and drink some really nice tea camera

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<v Speaker 3>mal tea. I just remember that it.

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<v Speaker 2>Too shelp us. Yes, antidepressants also worked to you. I

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<v Speaker 2>might just mention.

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<v Speaker 3>Anti anxiety messine.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely. Melissa has said love you ladies. Have been listening.

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<v Speaker 2>Binge listened Binge listened to you for a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 3>Just wants to do kitchen magic. Yeah, so cooking you

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<v Speaker 3>can do. Cooking. Kitchen magic's about, you know, how you

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<v Speaker 3>make and create food. So you know, if you're really

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<v Speaker 3>annoyed with everybody, can you imagine all that going into

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<v Speaker 3>your into your pastor and into your food and things

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<v Speaker 3>like that, So you know, well a lot of nonnas

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<v Speaker 3>as where a lot of the Italians to go where

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<v Speaker 3>they're making their their food and then they're throwing the

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<v Speaker 3>salt over the shoulder and it's just like it just

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<v Speaker 3>feels so much better when Nana makes it or your

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<v Speaker 3>mum makes it, because they're making for their family and

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<v Speaker 3>making it with love.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, We've got another one saying I'd love to see

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<v Speaker 1>more of other witches, wizards and wickeds to join you

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<v Speaker 1>in this podcast. All right, then that sounds like that

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<v Speaker 1>if you're connected to a tree that is located in

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<v Speaker 1>a cemetery, this is Bluebee. I keep feeling like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>being called back to this tree. Can this be the

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<v Speaker 1>tree or a spirit trying to trick me? I strongly

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<v Speaker 1>also feel this tree will strongly probably.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually micro dot chocolate's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>For trauma and for if you can fall?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry if you can.

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<v Speaker 3>Go off, Carl Now, I just thinking about trauma, but

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<v Speaker 3>micro doc and chocolate, well, just thinking about chocolate and problems.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, we'd like to interrupt this broadcast with

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<v Speaker 1>an apology for Michelle's brain.

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<v Speaker 2>We currently don't know where it is. On chocolate.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember I said everyone can have chocolate.

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<v Speaker 2>That was like actually five ten minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but then I was thinking about the menopause and

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<v Speaker 3>the fact that people are feeling terrible. I'm saying, if

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<v Speaker 3>you micro dot chocolate, which people can do, and you

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<v Speaker 3>can do it, there is an actual new thing about

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<v Speaker 3>this being I have read about it. I'm not going, great, Gray,

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<v Speaker 3>that actually helps with really a bad trauma.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what is micro dot chocolate?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's a little bit of LSD in chocolate. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, but it's not LSD. It's another word for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Ben's laughing his head off, which makes me think that

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<v Speaker 3>he's done it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we need it sometimes. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I'm talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>Ben? Do you mean mushrooms in chocolates?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's similar to that, but it's actually it's doctors

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<v Speaker 3>have been using it as a therapy. I'm I'm not going,

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<v Speaker 3>Craig great, Okay, do you know extra? See right, just

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<v Speaker 3>to go off a whole thing. If you know where

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<v Speaker 3>that came about. I mean, I'm not advertising for doing

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<v Speaker 3>it because it's nutty, but it actually came in in

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<v Speaker 3>the eighties because it was it was prescribed by doctors

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<v Speaker 3>with people that were going through marriage or problems, and

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<v Speaker 3>so I guess what happened. They went on, got on it,

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<v Speaker 3>got onto it, and then while Niini we have fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I know so much.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just funny because I used to live he used

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<v Speaker 3>to live with the guitars with.

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<v Speaker 1>I know someone who was actually prescribed smoking for their asthma,

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<v Speaker 1>really back in the sixties. Yeah, this will mean it's

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<v Speaker 1>what and coca cola?

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, what used to have cocaine? Yes, exactly, you

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<v Speaker 3>can actually buy cocaine in the in the chemist. Did

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<v Speaker 3>you know that?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was like becks go in.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just crazy to me. You know what is crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>Figs that were out are suddenly in. It's like potatoes.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't eat potatoes now everything's potatoes, said saying, it's

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<v Speaker 3>really good for you, you know what I mean? Like

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<v Speaker 3>everything that I think that the French have it right,

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<v Speaker 3>everything in moderation except for one sugar free preferably.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, sorry stage left. I'll just pick panther it

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<v Speaker 2>out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>When I walked just giving you a background, when I

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<v Speaker 1>walked into this room today.

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<v Speaker 3>It's your fault. It's always More's fault. She sets me up.

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<v Speaker 2>The bee all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I could tell that there was a lot going on

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<v Speaker 1>with Michelle, so before we started this podcast, this episode,

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<v Speaker 1>we actually debrief for about twenty five minutes because I

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<v Speaker 1>could feel the energy coming from Michelle was chaotic.

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<v Speaker 2>Ben who's also in the room, he has.

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<v Speaker 1>The calmest energy of anyone I've ever met, hence why

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<v Speaker 1>I work so much with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle not so much at all.

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<v Speaker 1>If you think about a mad woman just throwing pasta

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<v Speaker 1>around the room, that is Michelle's brain.

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<v Speaker 2>Today. You're welcome, happy birthday. Maybe that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Brandy birthday. Do you go a little bit a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit more, a little bit kookie? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Why because there's another year on, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's a positive.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a positive and all of all the things

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<v Speaker 1>you've achieved.

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<v Speaker 3>Alas where I get funny because I'm an area's I

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<v Speaker 3>think all the shit I said I was going.

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<v Speaker 2>To do last year, I have a fucking mate.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got three days to complete twenty kalers. I'm stressing a.

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<v Speaker 2>Bit of stress.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, exactly, micro chocolate here, I come, just I should Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I do not promote this.

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle is not any form of a medical practitioner or

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<v Speaker 1>has any and we do not support.

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<v Speaker 2>Drugs are bad, very bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Sharie the hero says that we should have longer episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>Not today, Chari, not today, not.

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<v Speaker 3>Today's God knows where we're going.

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<v Speaker 2>Today, Chari.

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<v Speaker 3>We love cherry.

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<v Speaker 2>We do love chery. When growing plants, we just said

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<v Speaker 2>we did some food drips.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh godlam, this is another comment.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, okay from Tucker. See you tuck a DJ.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a very cool. See you tuck a DJ.

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<v Speaker 1>With growing plants, I try to plant stuff out always

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<v Speaker 1>forgets and then when the plant dies and also have

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<v Speaker 1>ADHD so plants alive, I think they speak you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Okay, all right, you get your ship together.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, today we're looking we're doing something with eggs,

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<v Speaker 1>not chocolate ones.

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<v Speaker 3>We go to the menstrual. We just have to make

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<v Speaker 3>sure they're the real eggs, the eggs that.

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<v Speaker 2>Come from a chicken. Okay, all so we go to come,

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<v Speaker 2>what are we going to do with this too? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>So we're going to do is because it is easter,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to get a get an egg, and from

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<v Speaker 3>the egg, I'm going to teach you how that you

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<v Speaker 3>can actually put all because we're also going into the

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<v Speaker 3>month where we're letting go of the past because we're

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<v Speaker 3>going into winter and things like that. So I want

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<v Speaker 3>you to I'm going to get you to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to give you an egg, and what you're

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<v Speaker 3>going to do is you're going to hold the egg

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<v Speaker 3>and you're going to think about all the things that

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<v Speaker 3>you want to release from the last year or two, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and then you're going to put the egg. I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to put the egg all over you and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then in some way crack it on me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just going to roll the egg or put it

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<v Speaker 3>around your energy field and we'll see. And if I

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<v Speaker 3>stop anywhere and we feel like, okay, do we have

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<v Speaker 3>a problem with shoulder or maybe you're holding stress in

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<v Speaker 3>certain places, roll the egg over that a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 3>And then what we do is we get a glass

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<v Speaker 3>of water and I'll get you to have a little

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<v Speaker 3>sip of it, and then you pop it down and

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<v Speaker 3>then crack the egg. Depending on how the egg falls

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<v Speaker 3>and depending on what the water is, you know, if

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<v Speaker 3>you've got lines coming up, if it's murky, things like that,

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<v Speaker 3>we can read it as to what's going on now.

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<v Speaker 3>We want to hopefully see as much stuff going in there,

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<v Speaker 3>because that means a lot of the stuff that you

0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:18.079
<v Speaker 3>were carrying is taken away. Once you've done that, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want you to drink it or anything. Oh good,

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<v Speaker 3>then what we do is we just go and put

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<v Speaker 3>it under a tree or you can. I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>you to put it down the water where anything. I'd

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<v Speaker 3>prefer to put it under a tree or bury it

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<v Speaker 3>or something like that. But yeah, so that's really good

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<v Speaker 3>at sort of like a fresh start sort of spell.

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<v Speaker 3>So I want to show people how to do that

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<v Speaker 3>because it also represents the egg. The egg is also

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<v Speaker 3>about Easter, so's something we can do. The other thing

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<v Speaker 3>too about being Easter. And I don't want because we're

0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:48.040
<v Speaker 3>Southern Sisters, a lot of the Northern Sisters, because we're

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<v Speaker 3>not following the same wheel of the year, a lot

0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:52.360
<v Speaker 3>of us think the Southern Witches we're doing it all

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<v Speaker 3>wrong because we're back to front. We're not doing it wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>We're just doing If you follow the podcast, you have

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<v Speaker 3>different ways of doing things, but they're not wrong. They're

0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:02.600
<v Speaker 3>just a different way of doing it. So, for example,

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<v Speaker 3>and Uthern Sisters are celebrating Ostaria, but they're also celebrating

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<v Speaker 3>the fact that it's a new beginning, fresh freshness, you know,

0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:13.760
<v Speaker 3>blooming season, so to think. And we're going into autumn,

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<v Speaker 3>so we're going into sort of how things are starting

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<v Speaker 3>to sort of decay and die. But that's great because

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<v Speaker 3>it allows us to sort of let go of everything

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<v Speaker 3>that we don't want to hold about ourselves. And I

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<v Speaker 3>think a lot of that is going back into a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of episodes ago we did shadow work, So I

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<v Speaker 3>think this is sort of like bringing that back in

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<v Speaker 3>of letting things go, and we're putting it into the egg,

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<v Speaker 3>taking that out of the body and giving us time

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<v Speaker 3>to take some rest. So on the holidays, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>if you can have a couple of days just to

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<v Speaker 3>rest and to lay light broccoli and do nothing, can

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<v Speaker 3>vege out a bit. It's not a bad thing. And

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<v Speaker 3>also too with the altar, bring in things from the outside, so,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, bring in the leaves so you can make

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<v Speaker 3>a little alter, Bring in the leaves, bring in some

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<v Speaker 3>you know, some dying shrubbery and things like that to

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<v Speaker 3>honor it as well. Sounds good and pumpkin pie pumpkins

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<v Speaker 3>are good. Pumpkin pie, pumpkin soup, things like that. Moving

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<v Speaker 3>into all that type of stuff as well.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's go get that egg. Let's get the egg. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So what I want you to do is to take

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<v Speaker 3>the egg, okay, and just pop it up to your heart. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>And I just want you to start. You have to

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<v Speaker 3>tell me you just want to put down all the

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<v Speaker 3>things that you'll just say into the egg quietly, all

0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.760
<v Speaker 3>the things that you want to release. It could be

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<v Speaker 3>shadow work, it could be situations, people, places, whoever it is,

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<v Speaker 3>whatever that you want to let go of so that

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<v Speaker 3>you can have a fresh start.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, so I can I wish for things,

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<v Speaker 2>not yet. I just want to let go of go,

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<v Speaker 2>want to let go. We will do that. I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to let go of everything I can.

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<v Speaker 1>Let go of, things like being completely disorganized and always

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<v Speaker 1>running late.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and alments and maybe trauma you've had that you

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<v Speaker 3>need to let go of between people, even though you

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<v Speaker 3>might have forgiven them. Just let it go, let it

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<v Speaker 3>all go into the egg. I think. All right, And

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<v Speaker 3>then what we're going to do now I'm going to start.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to crack it on my head. I seriously

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<v Speaker 1>thought you're going to crack it. Yeah, yeah, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're just going to go around and then if

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<v Speaker 3>you feel any sort of warmth anywhere, normally we need

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<v Speaker 3>to stop because it means there's.

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<v Speaker 2>Something going on. I haven't shaved my legs for a

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<v Speaker 2>well bend, so I don't have that there. Yeah that's warm.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's my that's my injured knee. Yeah yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>where I ran myself over with a car. I was

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<v Speaker 2>the only one that cried out. I know you were

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<v Speaker 2>everyone else last I was so upset when I had Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's warm until we get that up through. So that's

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<v Speaker 2>how it works.

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<v Speaker 3>It picks up on all that. So now what we

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<v Speaker 3>do is we take it over here. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>get you to do a quick sip the wanner so

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<v Speaker 3>you connect the water in with you, the molecules in

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<v Speaker 3>with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Just laughing at us, and now what we're doing, like,

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<v Speaker 2>how did we end up? Well, that's what you're thinking

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Haven't we going to stuff this up with it? With it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Wow, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And then we just let it. Did you know that

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<v Speaker 3>this is really good with all your old egg stuff

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<v Speaker 3>to let up and put on your window sills. It

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<v Speaker 3>keeps out done negativity ship. There you go, there, you go,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, let's have a look at them.

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<v Speaker 2>Well there's a lot in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay. The good thing is that the egg has

0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:46.880
<v Speaker 3>egg yolk is not broken, so that means it's contained everything.

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<v Speaker 3>You have got some strands here, so when you have

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<v Speaker 3>a strand coming up, all those sorts of things there,

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<v Speaker 3>they are symbolizing attachments, so attachments to old ideas, people,

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<v Speaker 3>places and situations. So we have one, two three, four.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got bubbles down here, which means you are being

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<v Speaker 3>highly protected, which is really good. So guys, if you

0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:06.680
<v Speaker 3>get bubbles in there, don't freak out. It means you've

0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:10.600
<v Speaker 3>been protected by the universe. You've also got this other

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<v Speaker 3>thing coming here, which is your children. So it talks

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<v Speaker 3>about the children coming forth and they're connected to you,

0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:18.600
<v Speaker 3>and that's fine, but it's talking about see that you

0:17:18.600 --> 0:17:21.159
<v Speaker 3>can see one coming up, all right, So what that

0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:24.919
<v Speaker 3>is is that's talking about any type of trauma that

0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:28.280
<v Speaker 3>you've had. You've actually managed to release one two three things,

0:17:29.280 --> 0:17:32.760
<v Speaker 3>so that's good. And the bubbles are protection. So you

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<v Speaker 3>know what some people have got, they've got a lot

0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:36.520
<v Speaker 3>of trauma and had that they've got a lot of

0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:39.040
<v Speaker 3>things in here, but you've obviously done a lot of

0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:41.920
<v Speaker 3>work on yourself as well, but it still has removed

0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:44.920
<v Speaker 3>things for you. And so I think that the fact

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<v Speaker 3>that we're going into a renewal season, we're going into

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<v Speaker 3>winter season, this is a good time to start looking

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<v Speaker 3>after yourself, you know, taking care of your mental and

0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:57.479
<v Speaker 3>physical health, which I think both of us are naturally

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<v Speaker 3>doing anyway, so that when the news start comes with

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<v Speaker 3>the blooming spring, we can sort of then say, right,

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<v Speaker 3>spring into step, let's start, let's start going. But this

0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:09.359
<v Speaker 3>is great in the fact that you have actually let

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<v Speaker 3>go of some things.

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<v Speaker 2>Yay, perfect, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>There's one strong, really strong cord there.

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<v Speaker 2>So what's that. That's something I've let go of.

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<v Speaker 3>It's someone you just the egg you just put into

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<v Speaker 3>the egg.

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<v Speaker 2>So what it means is you've tried.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's transference. So it's taken that and that's my yep. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So it may not be late to the next podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see, we'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll see. Well there you go. That is what what

0:18:34.920 --> 0:18:38.960
<v Speaker 2>do we call that? Egg? Eggs? Eggs?

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<v Speaker 3>Happy Easter, Happy Easter, happy letting go.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy letting go. I like that, all right, are you

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<v Speaker 2>ready to check the stars. Yeah, okay, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, stars for the week, so Istra or Easter, these

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<v Speaker 3>are your stars for Istra or Easter aries this week.

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<v Speaker 3>Slow your fire down. You don't need to be chasing

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<v Speaker 3>the next beginning. Sit with what you've already ignited. Easter

0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:13.760
<v Speaker 3>asks you to honor your energy by resting it, not

0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:17.280
<v Speaker 3>rushing it. Taurus, your magic is in your body and

0:19:17.320 --> 0:19:20.400
<v Speaker 3>in your senses. So light a candle, eat something slowly,

0:19:20.520 --> 0:19:23.600
<v Speaker 3>and touch the earth. Easter moves through you when you

0:19:23.760 --> 0:19:28.320
<v Speaker 3>remember the presence is something you feel, not think Gemini.

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<v Speaker 3>Your mind may want to scatter, but your power is

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<v Speaker 3>in coming back to the center. Pause before speaking, Breathe

0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:39.680
<v Speaker 3>before reacting. Easter invites you to listen, not just to others,

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<v Speaker 3>but to yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Cancer.

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<v Speaker 3>This week is about emotional truth. Don't hide from what

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<v Speaker 3>you feel. Sit with it, hold it, honor it. Easter

0:19:48.680 --> 0:19:53.040
<v Speaker 3>is with you in quiet moments where healing begins. Leo,

0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:56.200
<v Speaker 3>you don't need to shine for anyone right now. Your

0:19:56.200 --> 0:20:00.920
<v Speaker 3>presence is in your authenticity, not performance. So Easter reminds

0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:03.800
<v Speaker 3>you that even the sun sets, and that it is

0:20:03.880 --> 0:20:09.400
<v Speaker 3>part of your power. Virgo, release the need to fix everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Presence for you is acceptance. Easter whispers you are allowed

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<v Speaker 3>to be in the process, not perfection.

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<v Speaker 2>Libra.

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<v Speaker 3>Balance isn't about keeping everyone happy. It's about coming back

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<v Speaker 3>to yourself. This week, choose what feels true to you

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<v Speaker 3>and not necessarily what feels easy. Easter stands with you

0:20:28.800 --> 0:20:33.480
<v Speaker 3>in that quiet inner alignment. Scorpio. This is your alignment,

0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:39.200
<v Speaker 3>it's transformation. Lean into it, let something shed. Easter meets

0:20:39.240 --> 0:20:42.360
<v Speaker 3>you in the dark, reminding you that endings are always sacred,

0:20:42.440 --> 0:20:46.160
<v Speaker 3>as they are the gateway for a new beginning. Sagittarius,

0:20:46.520 --> 0:20:49.639
<v Speaker 3>you don't need to run towards the next horizon, just

0:20:49.760 --> 0:20:52.080
<v Speaker 3>stay where you are and put your feet firmly on

0:20:52.119 --> 0:20:54.879
<v Speaker 3>the ground. Easter asks you to find meaning in the

0:20:54.920 --> 0:20:59.320
<v Speaker 3>moment and try not to escape. Capricorn, lay down all

0:20:59.320 --> 0:21:01.040
<v Speaker 3>the weight that you have at the moment. You are

0:21:01.080 --> 0:21:03.959
<v Speaker 3>allowed to pause, and you're allowed to take your time.

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<v Speaker 3>Easter honors you, and you can trust if you rest

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<v Speaker 3>right now, you will find your path shortly, Aquarius, come

0:21:11.840 --> 0:21:18.520
<v Speaker 3>back into your body. These are ideas of powerful thinking, presence, feeling.

0:21:19.240 --> 0:21:22.439
<v Speaker 3>Easter grounds you so go outside and touch the earth,

0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:26.119
<v Speaker 3>feel alive, and feel that you have lived Pisces. You

0:21:26.160 --> 0:21:28.960
<v Speaker 3>are deeply connected already, so this week it's about setting

0:21:29.040 --> 0:21:33.080
<v Speaker 3>boundaries that also keep you connected, stay present without dissolving.

0:21:33.359 --> 0:21:36.639
<v Speaker 3>Easter reminds you that you can feel everything and still

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<v Speaker 3>belong to yourself. Happy Easter or if day everybody?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that is it for today. Thank you for joining us.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a very interesting episode, and be sure to

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<v Speaker 1>share this podcast with your friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel free to rate it fusta yes please.

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<v Speaker 1>Next week, next episode, we are going to be talking

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<v Speaker 1>to your daughters, Yeah, about what it's like being the

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<v Speaker 1>children of a witch, having a mum as a witch.

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<v Speaker 2>And then also for you, what it's like being a

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<v Speaker 2>witch and a mum. Yeah, all right, this could go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's hope next week my brain's a bit more centered.

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<v Speaker 3>Who knows which personality will.

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<v Speaker 2>Come out next week?

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<v Speaker 3>We need a disclaimer on that one.

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<v Speaker 2>We actually need a lot of disclaimer.

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<v Speaker 3>Ding ding, even my phone went.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree, we went ding ding. A couple of dislamers

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<v Speaker 3>Would work podcasts.