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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Jonesy and Demander podcast.

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Speaker 2: Are you gearing up for the speech?

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Speaker 1: You sounded turning into the I want to make a

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Speaker 1: good speech.

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Speaker 2: Well, your daughter is getting married. So your daughter's wedding

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Speaker 2: father of the bride speech, it's a big deal. It's

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Speaker 2: a big deal one that you should be handling.

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Speaker 3: On your a son's wedding. You were there and make

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Speaker 3: a speech. I did make a speech. And the problem

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Speaker 3: was at the time, the Matilda's were in the World

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Speaker 3: Cup FI so that was bad.

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Speaker 2: That's right where everyone was watching their phones. Yeah, so

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Speaker 2: I knew, and you've got big cheers realizing afterwards nothing to.

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Speaker 3: Do with the other problem with who my son and

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Speaker 3: his wife's wedding was.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't a formal speech situation. You know.

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Speaker 3: There wasn't like a lecturn or a stage or anything.

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Speaker 3: It was sort of like we're just standing there with.

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Speaker 1: The microphone and this time.

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Speaker 3: So that's I'll say this to people that make speeches,

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Speaker 3: and I've seen a lot of people do this. They

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Speaker 3: win the crowd, they're behind a lecturn and they win

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Speaker 3: the crowd. But then there's always one guy, the guys.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm not really good with microphones and gets

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Speaker 3: off the microphone, and instantly you've lost the crowd.

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Speaker 2: You're going to work that much, You're going to because.

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Speaker 1: People can't hear what you're saying. So this guy in particularly,

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Speaker 1: he was doing a eulogy at a friend of mine's

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Speaker 1: funeral and he started so well, and I'm just up

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Speaker 1: the back watching him, and he said, I'm not good

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Speaker 1: with microphone. So he goes over here.

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Speaker 3: Thus he's left his notes on the left turn, so

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Speaker 3: he goes off peace and then.

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Speaker 1: He freewieled it and then dogged.

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Speaker 3: It worse and worse, and I started to think, man,

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Speaker 3: this thing's going to go.

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Speaker 1: It's going nowhere. So that's a very important part of

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Speaker 1: the speech. So okay, I'm doing spe yourself. It's a

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Speaker 1: formal one and I will lecture myself. But thanks to.

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Speaker 2: You, thanks to all of us. I mean, talk about

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Speaker 2: you telling how to make a speech. You've asked us

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Speaker 2: to write it.

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Speaker 1: I know we're all pals here. Let's spit ball the speech.

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Speaker 2: Here's a couple of more ideas that have come through you.

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Speaker 2: From Jenny. I've prepared a hilarious wedding speech. My wife

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Speaker 2: is making me read this one. Instead, that's not bad.

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Speaker 1: That was the other problem my son and my daughter

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Speaker 1: in law's wedding. My wife was standing next to me

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Speaker 1: and while I was doing it, she goes, this isn't funny.

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Speaker 1: So she's saying in my ear so that that didn't

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Speaker 1: help either.

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Speaker 2: Will she be doing that this?

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Speaker 3: No, No, I'll send her outside, go and ever smoke.

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Speaker 2: This one's from Tanya. Your engagement has been your warranty period.

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Speaker 2: The warranty is over, no returns or refunds. Okay, that's

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Speaker 2: old schoolers if you're owning the bride.

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Speaker 1: So let's put it all together.

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Speaker 2: So we've had a whole lot of suggestions throughout the show.

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Speaker 2: Ye stand up and deliver it? Can I be MC?

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Speaker 1: I can't adjust my microphone? We are you gonna be

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Speaker 1: the MC? What's this going to cost me?

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Speaker 2: Are you get back from the duney? Okay, father of

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Speaker 2: the father of the bride. Actually, I'm stealing your thunder

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Speaker 2: because this is how you're going to do it.

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Speaker 1: Has a couple of little words he like to say.

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Speaker 2: He says, don't wander off mike because you lose them.

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Speaker 1: Okay, your teen Thank you, sir John, you had funny

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Speaker 1: Thank you sir John, I want to thank you all

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Speaker 1: for coming. A lot of you have come a long way.

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Speaker 2: That was my line.

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Speaker 1: Thank goodness she got her mother's looks. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: Jones Klan. I've never seen you look more beautiful when

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Speaker 1: you think you're right.

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Speaker 2: You're always wrong now that you ought to say that

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Speaker 2: to your son.

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Speaker 3: In law, even when you think you're right. But I

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Speaker 3: think two people gave you me that. Yes, you do

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Speaker 3: have a mission to marry my daughter. She's your problem now.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 3: I'm prepared, prepared, hilarious wedding speech, but my wife who

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Speaker 3: was making me.

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Speaker 1: Read this one instead.

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Speaker 3: And your engagement has been your worriedy period worried he

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Speaker 3: is over no returns to refunds.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you've read it beautifully.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's get back to the dancing.

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Speaker 1: Everybody nut bush, everybody.

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Speaker 2: Right at you two.

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Speaker 1: That's enough.