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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian Non Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Jackie Boy, what's going on with you?

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Speaker 3: How much do you guys spend on your tubes of toothpaste?

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Speaker 2: Oh? My god, I got me honest?

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Speaker 4: When you go down that oh now is it means

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Speaker 4: this has? It just got bigger and big. It's like

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Speaker 4: its own aisle.

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Speaker 3: There's way too many often give be walking.

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Speaker 4: For five minutes. I'm pretty sure it used to be

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Speaker 4: two options. It was a straight one, and they're just

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Speaker 4: a plain white one.

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Speaker 3: And the variance in price is getting ridiculous. So you

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Speaker 3: can get the I get the on sale one whatever

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Speaker 3: that is, for two dollars three dollars max. There's toothpaste

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Speaker 3: now up to twelve dollars. I've seen that and everything

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Speaker 3: in between.

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Speaker 2: This one. There's twelve ninety nine.

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Speaker 4: I saw with a golden sort of packaging.

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Speaker 2: Well take that off. I might wipe three bucks away.

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Speaker 2: It's gold.

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Speaker 4: We think it must be really good. It's a golden toothpaste,

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Speaker 4: and I often look at it thinking maybe I should

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Speaker 4: get that. Maybe it's like the ultimate toothpaste.

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Speaker 2: That's my question.

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Speaker 3: Am I missing out on some ingredient that's in the

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Speaker 3: expensive toothpaste? I'm not getting in the two dollars.

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Speaker 2: Tooth You know what, you asked the person.

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Speaker 4: I've never I've met lots of famous bit of those

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Speaker 4: veneers and very white teeth, but robed from inns, I

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Speaker 4: swear to god right, I don't even know. Like a

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Speaker 4: paint color chart, there must be white white and then

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Speaker 4: rock from s. Those are what's he I bet you

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Speaker 4: use that golden toothpaste.

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Speaker 3: So does the whitening toothpaste?

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Speaker 2: They actually work. I thought there was more of a

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Speaker 2: gimmick thing. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: And then there's the other one I see sometimes if

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Speaker 4: you've seen the one pantsy it's got charcoal in.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's terrible that stuff.

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Speaker 2: So I said I should get this. She went, it

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Speaker 2: will wreck the sink. Put it back. Yeah, it's like

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Speaker 2: chewing charcoalar out of the fireplaces. I don't think. I

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Speaker 2: don't think.

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Speaker 4: You rub it in your gums, straight outs, blended low

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Speaker 4: in the midst the fireplace with black and charcoal teeth.

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Speaker 3: I think charcoal's meant to be good for whitening. I

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Speaker 3: don't know how that works, but you know that you're saying,

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Speaker 3: is the whitening one any good?

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Speaker 2: It is? We use the colgate in it's got like

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Speaker 2: a stripe of gold, but that too.

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Speaker 3: Cold to come up if you wait at Woolies once

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Speaker 3: a month, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And then I buy it for the year.

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Speaker 4: We get like three six I just get Coldgate because

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Speaker 4: that's what I had as a kid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But there's even varying levels of Coalgat. There's the

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Speaker 3: two dollar Colgate, there's the eight dollar Coldgate.

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Speaker 4: There's there's a Coldgate that's in a silver package. Then

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Speaker 4: there's one that's got red and like a giant sort

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Speaker 4: of explosion at the end.

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Speaker 2: What is that going to do to my mouth?

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Speaker 3: But they all claim to have expertise in different areas.

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Speaker 3: You know, this is pluck, this one's widening, This one's

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Speaker 3: twenty four hours.

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Speaker 4: About the ones at the bottom, other ones that use

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Speaker 4: natural ingredients.

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Speaker 3: We had that, we had the one.

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Speaker 4: I don't know whether it's just your mind and it's

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Speaker 4: just a trick they put in the other ones. But

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Speaker 4: I always got the thing, this ain't doing anything. My

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Speaker 4: wife went through a phase of getting some environmentally friendly

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Speaker 4: and we should all do this environment fally washing liquid.

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Speaker 2: That was so thin and runny. The moment you squirted it,

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Speaker 2: the bottle has gone. It was, which is just water.

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Speaker 2: It was just water enter you're buying.

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Speaker 3: We've still got the Alvira toothpaste from maybe two years

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Speaker 3: ago because no one wants to use it because the

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Speaker 3: taste is disgusting.

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Speaker 4: It's almost like the supermarkets put stock it, but it's

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Speaker 4: right down the bottom, like you've got to bend down

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Speaker 4: if you want to get that stuff. Let's find out then,

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Speaker 4: does anyone use that mega charcoal like there is? It's

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Speaker 4: the thirteens on a golden packet toothpaste? Does the tooth

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Speaker 4: whitening ones do they actually work?

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Speaker 3: And I always picked them at random? Does anybody swear

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Speaker 3: by their toothpaste and always go for the same one?

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Speaker 2: About? I tell you what though?

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Speaker 4: About people who are very very loyal to one thing

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Speaker 4: and that whatever you wash your clothes in, do you

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Speaker 4: always use the same thing?

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Speaker 3: We just change? Actually, oh, do we have time for it?

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Speaker 2: Don't go into it next? What tease? Can't wait to

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Speaker 2: find out more?

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Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast was.

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Speaker 4: In the supermarket yesterday and so, like we all do

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Speaker 4: these days, the ridiculous amount what do you reckon? There

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Speaker 4: is fifty different choices now in toothpaste.

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Speaker 3: Way too much choice of toothpaste and such a crazy

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Speaker 3: variance in price as well. I always go for the

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Speaker 3: discount of whatever it's on sale.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to feel if you're doing the shop and

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Speaker 4: you're doing that with every single item, and.

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Speaker 3: I am questioning whether you get paying the twelve dollars

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Speaker 3: is the most expensive toothpaste if you're actually getting anything.

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Speaker 4: I love it when people go like here in Melbourne,

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Speaker 4: I can't believe it's tom Doors. You're happy to pay

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Speaker 4: nine dollars or eight dollars for an overpriced cup of

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Speaker 4: coffee which you believe is the world's greatest coffee, right,

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Speaker 4: which you'll drink in about two minutes then require another one.

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Speaker 4: All right, let's go in to lines find out who's

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Speaker 4: using these expensive top of the range toothpaste. Simone Hella, nice,

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Speaker 4: good morning someone, Welcome to the show. So we're also

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Speaker 4: talking about charcoal toothpaste.

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Speaker 2: What do you know about that?

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Speaker 1: Maybe remind reminded me of my grandmo, my Italian grandmom

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Speaker 1: and Norna.

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Speaker 3: Cheese to take it out of a fire, barbecue a

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Speaker 3: charcoal and rush your teeth.

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Speaker 2: We were joking earlier, not at all. Wow, thanks for

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Speaker 2: being a gentle nurse and I've tried every toothpaste and

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Speaker 2: now I'm the Colgate run with charcoal in Italy. We've

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Speaker 2: been vindicated.

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Speaker 1: I don't like the taste of it, though, the curgate

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Speaker 1: one's not bad because it's got the mean.

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Speaker 3: Wait, so someone was your nana mixing it with toothpaste.

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Speaker 2: Or say, was your nona like a crazy or she was.

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Speaker 3: Just putting charcoal on the toothbrush of ove and tooth just.

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Speaker 2: Rubbing it in the mouth the barbecue and straight into

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Speaker 2: the mouth. So your nona would come up to the barbecue.

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Speaker 2: Do you want chicken or snacks? Just want a barbecue?

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Speaker 3: Get that Hollywood smile.

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Speaker 2: Around a barbecue before I leave her? Can I just

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Speaker 2: have some of that barbecue? Just brush my teeth all out?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she has some weird things. I could tell you

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Speaker 4: some more.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean, what just give us one more?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean the newspaper to shave her legs

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Speaker 3: so she'd sinks her hair.

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Speaker 4: I like explaining torch, she's lighting newspaper.

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Speaker 2: Then what wave over a hairy old legs? Yes, like

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Speaker 2: that little farmers do that with the field. I think

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Speaker 2: they called it burning the stubble legs. Yeah, well she's Italian.

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Speaker 3: Do we go for one more?

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Speaker 2: Have you got another? One? One for the the last one.

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Speaker 1: My mom still uses this today, vinegar in the hair

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Speaker 1: for conditional.

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Speaker 2: It's like a fish and chip shop. Yeah yeah, what

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Speaker 2: a no, it's a hell of it.

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Speaker 4: The old blackened chargo barbecue teeth, stinking a vinegar and

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Speaker 4: then burning their hairy legs.

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Speaker 2: I love it, all of it. So send me one

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