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Speaker 2: Hello podcasters, Christian O'Connor here we're into February now. Just
Speaker 2: a little note to say it's great seed back on
Speaker 2: the show. Thank you very much to you continue to
Speaker 2: port off my adventures down Under. As always my email
Speaker 2: address if you want to email about anything to the show,
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Speaker 2: Hello, Oh, well that didn't start like it should have done. Sorry,
Speaker 2: we got some technical thoughts. Hip. Come on, it's to
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show or Gold one o four point three.
Speaker 2: So feb Fast starts today for me.
Speaker 4: Why didn't you do the weekend?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: I told you that I had to pass for Saturday night. Okay,
Speaker 2: I was going out Satura night with some friends. It's
Speaker 2: a birthday dinner and so I had that's one of
Speaker 2: my passes.
Speaker 4: Did you use Friday in the end as well.
Speaker 2: Did you fed fast? Welcome to feed Fast. It's the
Speaker 2: first of February. Today fed Fast begins to actually began yesterday.
Speaker 2: I didn't have anything yesterday. I'm day two on fed
Speaker 2: fast and I am hashtag winning. Don't look better.
Speaker 4: Usually drink.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, the month has money begun? Credd. A tough
Speaker 2: week last week. Friday wasn't the nights have started? Saturday
Speaker 2: night was out for a birthday dinner.
Speaker 6: I'm hearing excuses, not at all.
Speaker 2: It started yesterday, smash day one. I'm actually finding it
Speaker 2: really easy not to drink.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I'm pure since we started, but true pure Friday, Saturday,
Speaker 4: no alcohol, Sunday, no alcohol this Friday.
Speaker 2: I've got past as well, because I've got the dads
Speaker 2: and I've got the Dad's Not Out. That's my second past.
Speaker 2: We said Friday that there were going to be two passes. Okay,
Speaker 2: so I've used one of them for Saturday and another
Speaker 2: one this Friday for the Dad's Night out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're burning them up pretty quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah No, then that's it every general rest of the month.
Speaker 2: That's it. I'm going to be clean and lean and
Speaker 2: no booze whatsoever. But I just need to get Friday
Speaker 2: out of the way and then I am done. So
Speaker 2: you've been no booze all weekend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that's what we promised to do.
Speaker 2: I thought no, I said Saturday. I said Saturday. I
Speaker 2: need it and I need to pass as well. I
Speaker 2: must have say hello to Rick and Pam, the lovely
Speaker 2: Winners that I took on the backstage tour to go
Speaker 2: and see Phil Collins the backstage Tour on Friday, which
Speaker 2: was amazing. I've got some I learned a hell of
Speaker 2: a lot. How many people do you think work on
Speaker 2: that show? Those big stadium shows? Hundreds, one hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty two and fifty two? Wow, I was your sucking
Speaker 2: aunt colony Anny of us would know, would know you
Speaker 2: shouldn't when you go and see a big stadium show,
Speaker 2: and bear in mind the Phil Colins show is a
Speaker 2: is a big stadium show, but it's not like you too.
Speaker 2: Imagine when you two when they really have these shoes,
Speaker 2: light shows and even more moving parts. There must be
Speaker 2: even more people, but it was. It was incredible. Everyone
Speaker 2: knows what they're doing and there was a load of
Speaker 2: people right that just hands like freescent jackets and on
Speaker 2: the back of it. It just said pusher. Their job
Speaker 2: is to be at the bottom of a ramp pushing
Speaker 2: the big flight cases when they're downloading and uploading. Just
Speaker 2: to push the flight case up the ramp. Someone else
Speaker 2: will then be at the top of the ramp to
Speaker 2: put it in the back of the truck.
Speaker 4: I honestly, at first thought you meant they push.
Speaker 2: His chair.
Speaker 4: Because he's on an office chair. That means they push
Speaker 4: him out on stage.
Speaker 2: It's like Davross. If any of you remember the terrifying guy,
Speaker 2: that's who he is. Now he's a dav Ross on
Speaker 2: today's show, then busy show. Paying off your bills again,
Speaker 2: h seven o'clock, I could be calling why are you?
Speaker 2: It will be definitely one of you, only if you've
Speaker 2: gone to our website gold one, I four three dot
Speaker 2: com dot au. Thanks to Tintacar, I now have less
Speaker 2: than fifty thousand dollars to pay your bills. But I've
Speaker 2: still got a lot and we are d down with
Speaker 2: amazing tickets to come and see some of the most famous,
Speaker 2: some of the biggest acts in the world. I mean
Speaker 2: that this week, every day this week pair of tickets.
Speaker 2: It was announced yesterday Elton John Final Australia New Zealand tour.
Speaker 2: This is big news. I've lucky enough to see out before.
Speaker 2: I urge you to do everything you can to ore
Speaker 2: the win. Tickets with us have gone buy the tickets,
Speaker 2: got details this morning. He can buy tickets. He is
Speaker 2: something else live. This is going to be his last
Speaker 2: ever tour, but he is still brilliant and people I
Speaker 2: know friends of mine who've seen this, there's an amazing
Speaker 2: way it ends, the way he leaves the stage, and
Speaker 2: they said that everyone is in tears.
Speaker 4: Five to the piano.
Speaker 2: Kicks it into the front row. So I got a
Speaker 2: pair of tickets for outing John and Fleetwood Mac every
Speaker 2: single show this week coming up next Then we're gonna
Speaker 2: tell you something different We're gonna do if you only
Speaker 2: hear this part of the show between six and seven
Speaker 2: o'clock the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: We've worked out what the technical problem was. At the
Speaker 2: start of the show. One of the producers came in
Speaker 2: and admitted to forgetting to turn half the studio on.
Speaker 2: It's entirely understandable because as a producer you only really
Speaker 2: have one job in the morning, turn the studio on.
Speaker 2: It's a bit life. You run a restaurant and someone
Speaker 2: has forgot to turn the opans on. But apparently all
Speaker 2: the buttons are now on, so I can bye, we
Speaker 2: have blacks and what our producers get in in the way?
Speaker 2: Put her name down the book. Ah, now I'm in Pats.
Speaker 2: Her name lives in the book. All right, then this
Speaker 2: is what we're gonna do. Then A lot of you
Speaker 2: only ever hear this part of the show the start
Speaker 2: of the show, as you start, even from that bit
Speaker 2: kicking us off, it doesn't always go to plan, you know.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like the bit between six and seven
Speaker 2: the boss isn't listening. A lot of you are up,
Speaker 2: hard working people. You get to work way before anybody else.
Speaker 2: Some of you have already been at work while we've
Speaker 2: been asleep, and you're heading home. I always think this
Speaker 2: is a very unique part of the show, the first
Speaker 2: hour show. It's my favorite hour of the show. We're
Speaker 2: a lot more juicy, lucy and relaxed. No one's watching it, yes,
Speaker 2: no one's listening. Rules don't apply, don't apply. That's right.
Speaker 4: Maybe our listening as my friend who's a trading just
Speaker 4: texted and say, hey, fix that dead air. You're ruining
Speaker 4: the production on site.
Speaker 2: Wow, give him projuice bets and I'm not going to
Speaker 2: mention no names, won't throw any one of the best.
Speaker 2: But it's producer bet all right. So this is what
Speaker 2: we're going to do. We're going to call this hour
Speaker 2: from now on the Golden Hour. Often when radio shows
Speaker 2: give their name to an hour, it's one of their
Speaker 2: big primetime hours. It's never this part of the show.
Speaker 2: Let's not bear in mind at least we are on
Speaker 2: air at six scott There are certain other people on
Speaker 2: breakfast shows up and down the darnel I don't care
Speaker 2: to get out of bed this early.
Speaker 4: They're still a sleep problem.
Speaker 2: Pay he's still in bed right now, So we own
Speaker 2: any of this. Eddie's a hologram this time of the
Speaker 2: morning as well. He's talking, but he's not there. He's
Speaker 2: beamed in. It's recorded from years ago. So we're going
Speaker 2: to call the Colder now and if if you can us,
Speaker 2: you can become one of the Goldies. So if you
Speaker 2: regularly listen to this part of the show from between
Speaker 2: six and seven, we're going to start referring to you
Speaker 2: as the Goldies, the lot, the tuning after seven o'clock
Speaker 2: and eight o'clock and nine. They're all great too, but
Speaker 2: then never get to be you the Goldies. So if
Speaker 2: you want to be one of the Goldies, you need
Speaker 2: to call me now to us why we should let
Speaker 2: you become one of the legendary and early adopters the Goldies.
Speaker 2: Give us a call now. Nine four one four one
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Speaker 2: single morning. It might be that you always up this early,
Speaker 2: might be the real work. You're a hard working person
Speaker 2: in Melbourne. You want to be a Goldie, then give
Speaker 2: us a call nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 2: We'll take your calls next. Any cases as to why
Speaker 2: we should let you become one of the Goldies. Nine
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Speaker 2: to be selective as well, because I have met some
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Speaker 2: So we're going to call this out of the first
Speaker 2: hour of power on this show. There's not already hour
Speaker 2: of power, but anyway, if we just say that, maybe
Speaker 2: it become an hour of Power.
Speaker 4: I think you have something an hour of Pair on Friday.
Speaker 2: But it's what do you call it's a selflfilling prophecy.
Speaker 2: It's not. It's not going to motivate any of it.
Speaker 2: So we go. This is the hour of music and ads,
Speaker 2: and it's a bit of travel and news stuff like that.
Speaker 2: It's the Hour of Power, Jack. It's going to be
Speaker 2: called the Golden Hour. Therefore, you could become a Goldie.
Speaker 2: If you want to become a Goldie, you call us
Speaker 2: up to us why you should become one of the
Speaker 2: soon to be legendary Goldies. Nine four one four one
Speaker 2: oh four three. Let's go to lines chat to some
Speaker 2: of you. Let's go. Deborah, good morning. Oh, I know
Speaker 2: what's happened now. It's not the Hour of Power. There's
Speaker 2: nothing about this is power. The systems jammed again. What's
Speaker 2: happened to the studio? There? No, it's what's happening, Jack,
Speaker 2: it's what's happening.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to I'm trying to help you life. Pull
Speaker 4: the calls in all right.
Speaker 2: I'll try again. Welcome to the Hour of Power. On
Speaker 2: the line now on the Hour of Power. Yeah, Deborah, Deborah, Hello, yay,
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Hour of Power. Hey, Debra, good morning mate.
Speaker 7: Good morning to you guys.
Speaker 2: How was your weekend, Deborah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, not great, but alright, thank you.
Speaker 2: Parking All yeah, I have to plead my case with you.
Speaker 2: So I am a pathology.
Speaker 5: Collector takes bloods at.
Speaker 7: Baux Field Hospital in the prior hospital.
Speaker 5: I live in Jerick Lynn.
Speaker 9: I leave home at eight, sorry five booty in the morning,
Speaker 9: so I'm already waiting for you to come on at six.
Speaker 7: It takes me about fifty.
Speaker 9: Minutes, so I have to allow another half an out
Speaker 9: of time parking and then walk to work.
Speaker 7: Because there is nothing.
Speaker 2: That's an extreme. That's how you start your day every day.
Speaker 7: Yes, and I'm also now at three steen, three and
Speaker 7: four because I have to.
Speaker 8: I like my face, my hair.
Speaker 7: I'm nearly fifty nine and I'm getting on of this.
Speaker 5: We all laugh, and the light's not bored and I'm
Speaker 5: perspiring in the farm. I'm trying to get ready that.
Speaker 7: I just loved your show.
Speaker 5: And yeah, the age matches seven.
Speaker 7: I'm a gold and oldie.
Speaker 2: Great, Okay, well look you got I think Debra, you're
Speaker 2: reingly our first ever Goldie. Okay, so we're putting this together.
Speaker 2: I haven't got any kind of production it all of
Speaker 2: all of the matage to get so far is no,
Speaker 2: that's not it.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you won an award.
Speaker 2: Dep Yeah, it doesn't sound right though. Welcome you are
Speaker 2: a Goldie. Yeah, think again at the end of a
Speaker 2: Star Wars movie where they do and now the Confederation
Speaker 2: want to thank and solo. All right, Deborah, you're the
Speaker 2: first ever Goldie. Okay, Oh, it's fantastic.
Speaker 8: Do I get a no.
Speaker 2: Push, Deborah? All you get is this.
Speaker 4: You get the music.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the certificate. It's a radio certificate. It's as
Speaker 2: good as.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, have a good day, good luck. Hopefully
Speaker 2: you can find a parking bay within half an half
Speaker 2: an hour looking for a parking bay every day I
Speaker 2: reckon another great competition. Nobody did the Golden Ticket last week,
Speaker 2: the Golden Bay giveaway parking base. Do you know a
Speaker 2: friend of mine, right, it's one of these where they
Speaker 2: called hedge fund managers absolutely loaded. I mean a multi
Speaker 2: multi millionaire. And he used to have a nightmare every
Speaker 2: morning dropping his kids off at school. And he said
Speaker 2: to school they were like trying to bring his money
Speaker 2: for a new sports hal he said, I'll give you
Speaker 2: a quarter of a million. This guy was loaded quarter
Speaker 2: a million towards the sports all thank you so much.
Speaker 2: We're named it after you went, oh, I don't want
Speaker 2: to name it after give me my own bait.
Speaker 6: It's brilliant.
Speaker 2: They gave him his own parking spot because he chipped
Speaker 2: in quarter of a million dollars.
Speaker 4: But if there's ever a way, remember how embarrassed you
Speaker 4: were when your mum and dad came to pick you
Speaker 4: up from school. If your dad had his own parking day.
Speaker 2: We're getting there early, wait for school to finish and
Speaker 2: stuff like that as well.
Speaker 4: That used to be our cricket pitch where we play
Speaker 4: every morning. Now that's your dad's personal parking spot.
Speaker 2: Dare we try another caller? All right, let's go to
Speaker 2: Scott and Warribee good money. Scott has been literally one
Speaker 2: of the first people that ever called the show when
Speaker 2: I stumbled on air about seven or seven odd months ago,
Speaker 2: so you have to be one of the goldie Scott
Speaker 2: and Wearabee definitely, thank.
Speaker 10: You very much for MS appreciate.
Speaker 2: It needs to be short of that as well, because
Speaker 2: we will have to sort of sit here for five
Speaker 2: seconds and it's going to slow the whole procedure down.
Speaker 2: All right, Scott, I have a good day. He didn't
Speaker 2: even need to make a case. Let's go to Sue.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Sue.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: Hey, good morning Sue. Welcome to not quite the Hora Power,
Speaker 2: but the gold Now, why do you want to become
Speaker 2: one of the Goldies?
Speaker 7: I just I while listening to you guys in the morning,
Speaker 7: I head off to Jim Jim at Pakenham so I
Speaker 7: have a commute memory.
Speaker 2: Through the paclom Sorry did you say do you mean
Speaker 2: Jim like he's a partner or a love interest? Because
Speaker 2: people no meal to go, I head off to the gym.
Speaker 2: They don't go. I'm going to Jim. I'm going to
Speaker 2: I'm going to be I'm gonna be with Jim for
Speaker 2: an hour and I always put through my paces. I'm
Speaker 2: always sweating at the end of it. I have to
Speaker 2: have a shower afterwards. Actually for an hour at Jim.
Speaker 7: Oh yes, yeah, no, my husband.
Speaker 2: No idea. Graduations. Congratulations, So welcome, You're a Goldie.
Speaker 5: Yay, thanks guy?
Speaker 2: All right? Kit Nicolls going nine four one four one
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: So we're going to start calling this out of the
Speaker 2: Golden Hour between now and seven am, and you can
Speaker 2: become one of our Goldies if you are listening to
Speaker 2: this part of the show, the first hour of the show.
Speaker 2: Like Ian the Garbo has been doing since very early days,
Speaker 2: show number rut. I don't even know what show number
Speaker 2: are today. I think it's one hundred and thirty one
Speaker 2: or thirty two. Hey, good morning in Christian.
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good to you on the road already collecting garbage?
Speaker 8: Yes for him?
Speaker 2: Get in and where's your rounds this morning? Where are
Speaker 2: you going to be appearing if people want to line
Speaker 2: the streets.
Speaker 6: I'm in Beerfield at oh.
Speaker 2: Very nice and I guess with the hot weather as well.
Speaker 2: The bins are extra stinky at the moment.
Speaker 8: The under the.
Speaker 6: Food waste cinema.
Speaker 2: All right, in the garb you're definitely going to be
Speaker 2: one of our goldies.
Speaker 10: Welcome, okay, Christian, I am a question for a quick Christian.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do we get all the help in the gold
Speaker 4: you look helping so we can wear Apparently.
Speaker 2: That's a good question. It's a very good yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we'd all right, all right. One last one, James the Baker.
Speaker 2: What are you baking, James, Good morning.
Speaker 10: Top with chick cookies?
Speaker 11: Man, about six hundred of them, So I reckon.
Speaker 2: Ie to be a golden oldie six hundred and why
Speaker 2: are you making six hundred cookies?
Speaker 7: We do?
Speaker 2: We do a order for school lunchers, all right.
Speaker 10: We got cheese and baking rolls.
Speaker 2: And then people who want to cover all the major
Speaker 2: food groups. You have just have a chocolate chip cookie,
Speaker 2: can't you? Yeah? All right, James, James the Baker, definitely,
Speaker 2: if there any leftover, send them into us.
Speaker 10: Okay, let's talk for the boss about that bank.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much, James.
Speaker 1: All the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: Well, if you want to know when do the Elton
Speaker 2: John tickets go and sell? You can win them every
Speaker 2: day with us this week you can buy them February
Speaker 2: the fourteenth. All you've got to remember is Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: Then Valentine's Day, Elton John tickets go on sell this
Speaker 2: morning show. Give you all the details where he's going
Speaker 2: to be and when the amazing thing is he's here
Speaker 2: for a bit. He does Brisbane, he does Sydney, he
Speaker 2: does Melbourne, two nights at rod Labor. He's doing Hanging
Speaker 2: Rock as well. Goes back home to walk the garden,
Speaker 2: then comes back in the new year to do the green.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. I've never known anyone to.
Speaker 4: I know, once you make the effort to come all
Speaker 4: the way out here. Just day they talk.
Speaker 2: They blasted all like Saturday night last night, and Phil
Speaker 2: Connors as well, Tort he's not nipping back home for
Speaker 2: a bit, you know, clean the oven, then coming back
Speaker 2: all the way. I think it's astonishing. All right, then
Speaker 2: it's time for this is this day mystery on this
Speaker 2: day all right, Jack is in charge of it. This
Speaker 2: morning February the fourth officially the start of fed fast.
Speaker 2: Everyone always knows that you start fed fast on the
Speaker 2: fourth because the Gregorian calendar. Actually February the first is today.
Speaker 2: So just to side note, if you're don't fed fast,
Speaker 2: you wasted your time over the weekend. It starts now.
Speaker 4: And then when you're thrown you by the time you
Speaker 4: throw in your hall passes and that early finish that
Speaker 4: you won.
Speaker 2: This week all right, then, So February fourth Jack, so.
Speaker 4: Notable mentions before I get to today's clue. The first
Speaker 4: one is one of the main reasons that Puts is
Speaker 4: distracted for ninety percent of the show. In two thousand
Speaker 4: and four, February four, social MiGs are invented.
Speaker 2: Top It, Facebook, poppers, wizzards down as siders. She's on
Speaker 2: them all ready. Oh come on, you're always on it
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 12: You have not.
Speaker 6: Touched it since we've been back this year.
Speaker 2: Thanks, she's doing fed FoST.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Jack, that's all right. The second one, I've never
Speaker 4: heard of this. In nineteen ninety three, Russian scientists scientists
Speaker 4: unfilled a giant mirror in orbit that flashed a beam
Speaker 4: of sunlight across Europe during the night.
Speaker 2: Why does this right.
Speaker 4: Ring a bell to either of you? So they were
Speaker 4: trying to invent a way to have longer daylight hours.
Speaker 2: Using a mirror.
Speaker 4: It's a massive mirror, so they wanted they threw the
Speaker 4: mirror up into into space. It shines light back onto
Speaker 4: the Soviet space.
Speaker 2: I mean, you've got enil muscus car that is just
Speaker 2: pumps on mass and there's a mirror to floating around.
Speaker 2: Is it going to come crashing down to Earth? Think
Speaker 2: you've plannetar seven years bad luck.
Speaker 4: So they thought by giving themselves more daylight hours, farms
Speaker 4: would prosper more, crops would grow more, and they would
Speaker 4: be the superior country. But it burnt up coming back
Speaker 4: into the atmosphere, and then they never raised enough money
Speaker 4: to send it back up again. But it did work.
Speaker 4: Little bit it shine, It's shone a bit of light
Speaker 4: back onto earth. But today's clue. In nineteen ninety eight,
Speaker 4: someone threw something at Bill Gates. Have a listen to
Speaker 4: this audio clip and then I'm going to ask you
Speaker 4: what was thrown at Bill Gates?
Speaker 12: Police and security guards in Belgium were caught flat footed
Speaker 12: today by a cowardly sneak attack on one of the
Speaker 12: world's wealthiest men. The targets was Microsoft chairman Bill Gates.
Speaker 12: Are raving for a meeting with community leaders.
Speaker 4: On this day in history. What was thrown at Bill Gates?
Speaker 6: Keyboard?
Speaker 2: A mouse?
Speaker 13: It's not lacking an Apple computer by a big macfan
Speaker 13: jobsy at the back, heckling him nine four one four one,
Speaker 13: not shoe nine four one four one oh four to three.
Speaker 2: Give us cycle. We'll take your guesses. Next.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: On this day, mystery on this day, All right, February four,
Speaker 2: Back in the day each morning to take you back
Speaker 2: in time, give you a clue to something happened on
Speaker 2: this day in mystery. Jack is in charge of it.
Speaker 2: This morning.
Speaker 4: In nineteen ninety eight, Bill Gates was hit with something.
Speaker 4: This is the news clip from the day.
Speaker 12: At Lease and security guards in Belgium were caught flat
Speaker 12: footed today by cowardly sneak attack on one of the
Speaker 12: world's wealthiest men. The target was Microsoft chairman Bill Gates,
Speaker 12: arriving for a meeting with community leaders.
Speaker 4: What was he hit with?
Speaker 2: Cowardly sneak attack? What's the guy? Manago, I'm coming Bill,
Speaker 2: still walking to get your Bill with a surprise. Glenn,
Speaker 2: good morning. There you go mate, I'm good Glenn. Good weekend,
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. What's your guess?
Speaker 10: Yeah, look, I think it was a shoe that he
Speaker 10: was targuled with a shoe.
Speaker 2: Nothing worse than a sneaky attack with a left or
Speaker 2: right shoe is the get out of.
Speaker 4: It with the shoe, Glen, It wasn't a shoe, thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh it's come on and Kirsten, good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning.
Speaker 2: How are you pretty good? Kirsten, got a nice weekend
Speaker 2: as well, Coast and welcome to the show. What's your guess?
Speaker 2: I think it was an apple? An apple it's got
Speaker 2: worm in it? Or what's a cowardly sneak attack with
Speaker 2: an apple? No, it's not that Kerston. Thanks you cool.
Speaker 2: It's got a one last one. Neil, good morning, Good morning, Christian, Neil.
Speaker 2: What do you think it is? He got absolutely splitted
Speaker 2: with a cream pie?
Speaker 4: You've got it. He was here with a cream pie.
Speaker 2: This is great. You know, it's good enough for Lauren
Speaker 2: Hardy and those over the slapstick comedy in Bustin keating
Speaker 2: the cream pie in the face.
Speaker 4: So the news and goes under saying nobody knows why
Speaker 4: he was here with the cream pile, what the motivation was?
Speaker 4: Until I read the comments of the YouTube clip and
Speaker 4: get this. The pie thrower is Noel Godin, a famous
Speaker 4: European well known for professional cream pie throwing.
Speaker 2: There is an annual cream by throwing competition.
Speaker 4: Well, but this guy is famous for having cream pied
Speaker 4: European ministers of government, some European CEOs, journalist writers, even
Speaker 4: the French President Wow. And then this commenter goes on
Speaker 4: to say, you can check out other videos of YouTube
Speaker 4: of nol godin Pieee.
Speaker 2: The Hall of Fame of who is cream pined.
Speaker 4: He's always doing this with absolutely no physical violence and
Speaker 4: premium quality cream Wow.
Speaker 2: At least if you're going to touch the French Romans.
Speaker 2: Otherwise this guy and he should have been a better
Speaker 2: quality Lima merangue. I remember there's a guy who smashed
Speaker 2: an egg on the head of John Prescott when he
Speaker 2: was the deputy Prime Minister in the UK a couple
Speaker 2: of years ago. It's quite a few years ago, about
Speaker 2: ten fifteen years ago. John Prescott, big guy, right, tough
Speaker 2: northern guy. Normally when these people get egged, they don't
Speaker 2: know what to do in the security guards like swarm them,
Speaker 2: don't get him out there, John Prescott, Right, you're going
Speaker 2: to go on the internet, you go on Google them
Speaker 2: to see this John Prescott. Guess this idiot just smash
Speaker 2: is an egg? Said John Prescott, turns around bag just
Speaker 2: punches him in the face. Does he even think about it,
Speaker 2: just hits him square in the face. It's a man,
Speaker 2: I guess Gates He's not going to do that.
Speaker 4: Is he a political suicide for him or fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2: No, he was a hero. Honestly, the popularity that the
Speaker 2: party they're in power went through the roof because he
Speaker 2: punched so and who egged him? All Right, we got
Speaker 2: the newsless work coming up next to I will be
Speaker 2: calling one of you to pay your bill.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: I hope you were in a great weekend. Beautiful weather
Speaker 2: here again it always I'm used to having summers in
Speaker 2: back in pommy Land, where it's even during the so
Speaker 2: called summer it's very, very very unpredictable, which is why
Speaker 2: we always head over to Europe because you can rely
Speaker 2: on sunshine. Then you can't in the UK and it's a shame.
Speaker 2: So here every day I see the sun. I still
Speaker 2: find myself here that there's chant in Australian. Yesterday one
Speaker 2: of my neighbors no, I can't believe it. Another sunny
Speaker 2: day and he looks like is he taking the mickey
Speaker 2: or winding me up? Why is he? It's the summertime. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be sunny for another couple of weeks. But
Speaker 2: it was stunning of the weekend. On today's show, Them
Speaker 2: Gone Monday, miss her lyrics not one, not two, but
Speaker 2: two musical legends you'd go and see live. You could
Speaker 2: be winning tickets to go and see Elton John got
Speaker 2: a big announcement about where he's gonna be playing when
Speaker 2: you can get your tickets, and some exciting news as well.
Speaker 2: But extra shows for Fleetwood Map. We've got tickets for
Speaker 2: both of those. But right now, I'm going to pay
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Speaker 2: easies out. There's no quiz, there's no phrase that pays
Speaker 2: this hopefully will be Amy. Hello, that was quick. Hey,
Speaker 2: good morning, Good morning, Christian, Good morning, Amy common.
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 7: How are you really good here in your place on
Speaker 7: my phone this morning?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet because you need one thousand and twenty
Speaker 2: seven and eighty five cents paid off.
Speaker 11: That is correct.
Speaker 2: We are doing that for you. Amy. Okay, well done.
Speaker 7: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 11: He held out so much. You've got no.
Speaker 2: Idea what has happened? I see on your entry. Why
Speaker 2: don't you tell us what happened about the wedding and
Speaker 2: the car?
Speaker 11: Yeah, so we were coming home, my husband and I
Speaker 11: were coming home from a wedding and we were both
Speaker 11: probably a little bit tired and a little bit stressed
Speaker 11: because we were going away the next day. And my
Speaker 11: husband slightly misjudged the garage door and scratched the side
Speaker 11: of his car across two panels on the brickwork.
Speaker 2: You've only got a scratch of car, you know, two
Speaker 2: or three inches. They've got a new panel door. They've
Speaker 2: got to respray the entire thing. Sue's an absolute nightmare.
Speaker 2: So two panel doors, he must have throw away the
Speaker 2: car or where they charge you.
Speaker 11: Oh, he wouldn't let me do that. His car is
Speaker 11: his baby, so a devastating moment for him.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: There are these guys, right, they're called like a dent
Speaker 2: and paint magicians that can come round and try and
Speaker 2: get out. But when it's over two doors, you've got
Speaker 2: no hope. Is all the bills for no.
Speaker 11: So the bill's actually from my car insurance because we
Speaker 11: just had to pay his after making the claim on
Speaker 11: the insurance. You just got ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Then the premium goes to the roof because you've made
Speaker 2: a claim on it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so it's just snowball. We paid his off and
Speaker 11: then about a week later, mine turned.
Speaker 2: Up, William, wasn't it?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Two at once? Not not great, especially when one's already
Speaker 11: for a high powered vehicle.
Speaker 2: So Amy, be honest with me. Aren't you just believed
Speaker 2: that you didn't crash it and cause the damage?
Speaker 8: Totally?
Speaker 11: Totally?
Speaker 2: It would be the same, you know, if that happened
Speaker 2: to my wife. I going, it's not me hit on
Speaker 2: the money. But yes, this won't be held over me.
Speaker 2: There was someone else, but it's not going to be this.
Speaker 11: Thank your That means said I did back my car
Speaker 11: and he's toe bar once and he was really.
Speaker 2: About it, so right, Okay, you've got to be good
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 11: Yeah, when it was himself, he was just devastated.
Speaker 5: So good.
Speaker 2: But how do you slightly misjudge the garage door though?
Speaker 2: They mean that's pretty.
Speaker 11: Big, very small opening and it's a very big what
Speaker 11: is it reversity into pretty much? Pretty much? It was
Speaker 11: a terrorist?
Speaker 2: All right, I get it, all right, Well, listen, we
Speaker 2: wipe off that bill one and twenty seven dollars and
Speaker 2: the all important eighty five cents that's on us.
Speaker 11: Okay, fantastic, thanks so much.
Speaker 2: Hey, pleasure, Okay, have a good week. Thanks for entering
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Speaker 1: U The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: So beautiful weather of the weekend and midday on Saturday,
Speaker 2: when you know I'm starting to have golf lessons, Yeah,
Speaker 2: with your one club learning from scratch. So me and
Speaker 2: my mate he's also learning from scratch as well, and
Speaker 2: we thought we'd go out and have our first ever
Speaker 2: nine holes on eighteen. We're nowhere near ready for that.
Speaker 4: Oh this was unsupervised. This wasn't with your coach.
Speaker 2: Yeah. When I told him during Friday's lesson, he literally
Speaker 2: went what I said, Yeah, we're gonna I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: out and play.
Speaker 4: You're not ready.
Speaker 2: You look at me though, and then he terrified. He goes,
Speaker 2: Wat's only playing because it can be really hot. I
Speaker 2: went midday, I went, wh are you going to learn?
Speaker 2: All right? There's a phrase, isn't there, mad dogs englishman?
Speaker 2: Go at the midday sun, midday three hours in that
Speaker 2: baking heat.
Speaker 4: You know on TV we have this show called Bondai Rescue.
Speaker 4: So many tourists come to Bondai Beach and try and
Speaker 4: go swimming, and they're not used to the rips. They
Speaker 4: should do one about baside rescue.
Speaker 2: You it's just pommies like me. I had no idea.
Speaker 4: I didn't know it'd be so fun today.
Speaker 2: But don't worry. Where I was trying to find the
Speaker 2: ball very shady, very shady in the rough, which is
Speaker 2: where I spent my most of my time. But anyway,
Speaker 2: I didn't realize, right, So me and mate, we book
Speaker 2: a tea time. Okay, go online, We're going to tee
Speaker 2: off at mid midday and you're paired up with two
Speaker 2: other people. Oh yeah, I keep the flow and it's
Speaker 2: at mid downer Saturday. So we get there.
Speaker 4: Well, they'll be thrilled to get you.
Speaker 2: Poor this poor mate heat. So we get there and
Speaker 2: we go, oh, we're here for at the TIF. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's somebody else with you, and I'm like, oh god,
Speaker 2: So I see this guy is like warming up. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's like Tiger Woods, right, it's warming up. He's in
Speaker 2: practice shots, right, Ben in mind, I don't even own
Speaker 2: a set of clubs. I had to drive to my
Speaker 2: instructor's house for him to lend me a set of clubs,
Speaker 2: and he told me these aren't my good ones and
Speaker 2: brought out some antique set of clubs that are basically
Speaker 2: wooden sticks for of dust and a couple of red
Speaker 2: back spiders in the I'm like really old looking things.
Speaker 2: So I go up to and go hi, I'm Christian.
Speaker 2: By the way, he goes, oh, I'm just listen mate,
Speaker 2: we've never played before, and he goes, oh, cool, right
Speaker 2: here at this course, it's a really nice cause the
Speaker 2: backlers were no, no, no, we've never played golf before. You
Speaker 2: know in cartoons where someone's face hits the debt and
Speaker 2: makes a big god gong. That was his face. He
Speaker 2: didn't even say anything for a couple of seconds, as
Speaker 2: I just saw all the sums is said saying, that's
Speaker 2: this afternoon written off. He'd obviously been looking forward to
Speaker 2: a round of golf and there's two clowns.
Speaker 4: And he can't run away from Ukenny because he can't
Speaker 4: go forward.
Speaker 2: The group ahead of us. The group behind us was
Speaker 2: three more mature ladies as well, who were having a
Speaker 2: good afternoon of it. So he's stuck with us. This
Speaker 2: poor guy justin he was very very patient with us.
Speaker 2: He was very very patient. Forget this. His day got
Speaker 2: even worse. For the first hole, he whax it. You know,
Speaker 2: he hits it perfectly, and we're like, mate and I
Speaker 2: are look at each other like, who's going to go?
Speaker 4: So nervous, right step up to the ball and please?
Speaker 2: Absolutely I was. I was terrified. What made it worse?
Speaker 10: And is?
Speaker 2: He then stands by the side staring at the tee.
Speaker 2: So I decide, I'm gonna do this. I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna rip the band aid off. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be the set. I'm gonna be the next person to
Speaker 2: tell there's a there's like a clubhouse where people can
Speaker 2: have drinks. So there must be twenty old boys that
Speaker 2: sat there and I look round for some reason, they're
Speaker 2: all staring at me. I nod to them, like you
Speaker 2: you are going to see this.
Speaker 14: I've never been so, I've never been under more pressure
Speaker 14: in my life. Is like losing my virginity. I was like,
Speaker 14: I was literally trying to control my breathing. I thought, one,
Speaker 14: but I'm going to faint so heat. I'm so scared anyway.
Speaker 14: The best, the best hit I had in the whole
Speaker 14: next three hours was that one shot I hit it,
Speaker 14: and this Australian guy justin went shut like that.
Speaker 2: It kept doing that when anyone hit a good shot.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a golfing thing. I somehow
Speaker 2: on the first hole beat him by one, one by
Speaker 2: one hit I got. I got it in five as
Speaker 2: a four part and he was too over. He then
Speaker 2: now is fuming. So the next hole, if you win
Speaker 2: the hole and you're playing, you know, with somebody else,
Speaker 2: it's whoever wins the whole they tee off next. Now
Speaker 2: there's even more pressure on me. I'm the first person
Speaker 2: teeing off, and I was starting to think, you know
Speaker 2: what this is it? This is not meant to be
Speaker 2: a golfer. You know, maybe breakfast shows that would be
Speaker 2: something to do. But I'm actually maybe one of those
Speaker 2: guys that found what is really meant to be doing
Speaker 2: late in life. So I'm now limbering up thinking I'm
Speaker 2: going to muller this again. In golf, it's quite an
Speaker 2: antiquated sport and some of the practice are a little
Speaker 2: bit behind the times. There's the tea area, where you
Speaker 2: have to tee off if you're a man in front
Speaker 2: of that is the it's the ladies bit. Now, I
Speaker 2: I try to hit the bulljack, but I'm now even
Speaker 2: more nervous for the second one because I'm now thinking
Speaker 2: I'm a prone I'm really there's too much pressure now,
Speaker 2: way more pressure than the first one. It does make contact,
Speaker 2: but there's an awful noise like a fart. Basic it
Speaker 2: just goes and it doesn't go past. It didn't go
Speaker 2: past the ladies area to teeing off. It went about
Speaker 2: six meters yep. And that's it. I mean, that's that.
Speaker 2: That's your your round on that whole starting now.
Speaker 4: The all you can hope for is that your friend
Speaker 4: is off worse than you.
Speaker 2: He hid it into the trees, and normally in the UK,
Speaker 2: if you hit into the rough, you'll go and start
Speaker 2: looking for it. In Australia, he's the problem. He's been
Speaker 2: living in fifteen years. Both of us are terrified about
Speaker 2: what's in the hedges. He just goes, I'll scratched out,
Speaker 2: I'll play with the brand new ball and drops it down.
Speaker 2: So if you ever out bayside at the weekend and
Speaker 2: you've see me, please try and pick someone else to
Speaker 2: play golf with.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three, Great News out and John bringing his farewell tour
Speaker 2: to Melbourne. Two nights of Rod Labor Outdoors are Hanging
Speaker 2: Rock goes back home Christmas in is big mansion in
Speaker 2: Windsor and the Queen's place out there, and then he
Speaker 2: comes back in the new year Ruschard wines down the Green,
Speaker 2: which is fantastic. Hanging Rock though, I'm going to go
Speaker 2: and see him a couple of times. I'm big out John fan,
Speaker 2: and he is amazing live and it actually makes you
Speaker 2: quite feel quite sad. You feel that if he's getting older,
Speaker 2: ways he lives to tour, He's been touring for years
Speaker 2: and years and years. Lives to play live. That is
Speaker 2: so much of his life has been around still the
Speaker 2: joy of playing his hits, and some artists must get
Speaker 2: so fed up doing the hits, but he never phones
Speaker 2: it in. I arge you try and get the tickets
Speaker 2: when they go and sell. Next week, you go and
Speaker 2: see out live when he's over Hanging Rock though, I'm
Speaker 2: fascinated by his place. Slightly scared obviously because Picnick at
Speaker 2: Hanging Rock.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a great place. I've never been to a
Speaker 4: concert there, but I would love to see a live
Speaker 4: show up better incredible.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been out there, to saynything live? Pats?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 6: Actually, who did you see Springsteen? It was awesome?
Speaker 2: Oh you went to that show and we went there.
Speaker 6: I think in primary school for an excursion, way way
Speaker 6: back at Hanging Rock.
Speaker 4: Isn't that what happened to the girls in the middle?
Speaker 2: That wasn't true.
Speaker 6: It's just yeah, it wasn't true. That didn't really happen.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if you read online. I used
Speaker 2: to made the mistake yesterday reading online again myself night mess.
Speaker 2: And what do you do? Because it lives like just
Speaker 2: one road, it's about seventy ks from here. How do
Speaker 2: you do people sleep out there?
Speaker 6: Or do you just I don't know if you can
Speaker 6: camp out there, I'm not sure, but there's heaps of
Speaker 6: places to stay around there.
Speaker 4: Did you stay out there, Pats for Springsteen?
Speaker 6: I know, just did a day trip. But it's such
Speaker 6: a pretty spot. They have New Year's Day. I think
Speaker 6: it is horse racing out there. It's brilliant, right, Okay.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, we've got bad tickets. It's the first chance
Speaker 2: to actually get out on John tickets. Weaken up before
Speaker 2: they go and sale. We've got a pair every single
Speaker 2: day this week. We're going to put it on this
Speaker 2: pats was telling me earlier about an amazing thing that
Speaker 2: happened yesterday at Bunnings with her and her husband Chris.
Speaker 6: So he was m I A, So we go to Bunnings.
Speaker 6: He's in the market for a new ladder. So we
Speaker 6: go to Bunnings.
Speaker 2: That's exciting time in any guy's life, isn't it on
Speaker 2: a Sunday when you think I'm in a new ladder,
Speaker 2: you know Upgrave weekend.
Speaker 6: Well it's busted. So we go there and we lost
Speaker 6: him for about half an hour.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, he finally it's his Rockel welch post and
Speaker 2: short sharp redemption the ladder at Bunnings. He's had it all.
Speaker 2: Why does he even need a ladder to escape from Patsy?
Speaker 4: How many husbands have gone out of the back door
Speaker 4: of Bunnings and done.
Speaker 2: I was just going to go and get the ladders
Speaker 2: and never seen again.
Speaker 6: That's what I thought had happened. Audrey got distracted by.
Speaker 2: The your Netflix series like that one was that one
Speaker 2: at the moment, but the people that disappeared.
Speaker 6: She was distracted. She wanted a sausage. So as I'm
Speaker 6: getting her a sausage, he's just like racked.
Speaker 2: Off yea rev the car and he's practicing no inside.
Speaker 6: The store and I thought, oh, that's really weird. He
Speaker 6: must be in a hurry.
Speaker 2: So I go.
Speaker 6: We go to the ladder section. Nowhere to be seen.
Speaker 6: You know how big those places are, ridiculous cavnous. We've
Speaker 6: gone every single aisle, no sign of him, and like
Speaker 6: twenty minutes, I thought, this is ridiculous where this Maybe
Speaker 6: something's happened to him, he's fallen ill or something.
Speaker 4: And you can be in the public toilet. Maybe well
Speaker 4: that's what I thought.
Speaker 6: I thought, maybe he's got.
Speaker 2: Normally, if that was me, you'd send a text.
Speaker 6: We didn't have our phones, right. We had a bone
Speaker 6: free day yesterday in so I said to already, look,
Speaker 6: we'll just sit in the outdoor settings. Daddy will find
Speaker 6: us eventually. So we're sitting there and she was starting
Speaker 6: to get concerned and she said, Mummy, what if Daddy's
Speaker 6: left without us?
Speaker 2: What if he's And you were checking all details on
Speaker 2: the insurance policy again. So when when if he goes
Speaker 2: comes back, you know, he's.
Speaker 6: Finally cash, finally met someone online and they've written off
Speaker 6: in the sunset.
Speaker 4: Together or in their ladder aisle.
Speaker 6: So anyway, I thought, you know what, I'll go to
Speaker 6: the front dis and I'll get them to do an announcement.
Speaker 2: Brilliant.
Speaker 6: I was really concerned. I thought this is really out
Speaker 6: of character for Chris. It's like half an hour later.
Speaker 6: So anyway, I go up to the counter. I said
Speaker 6: to the lady, look, we've got someone lost. I'm wondering
Speaker 6: if you wouldn't mind doing an announcement. And she looked
Speaker 6: very concerned. She goes, oh goodness, yes, So she gets
Speaker 6: her pen and paper and she said, oh, what's their name?
Speaker 6: And I said, oh, his name is Chris. She goes, okay,
Speaker 6: and how old is your little boy? And I said
Speaker 6: he's forty six.
Speaker 2: We're still little boys. We're still a little boys. And
Speaker 2: so did they do the tan of announcement? Yes, Chris.
Speaker 2: Did you come to the information day?
Speaker 6: Did you come to the information please, Chris, there's.
Speaker 2: A moody looking woman here sort of scare the customers.
Speaker 6: Please get out of her, and he said, I was
Speaker 6: just looking around.
Speaker 2: But that's the thing with Bunnings. It's an Aladdin's cave,
Speaker 2: all right. So this morning, when did you hear your
Speaker 2: name being called out and the tannoy system on the
Speaker 2: PA system, give us a called best call we get
Speaker 2: we'll give your pair out on John tickets nine four
Speaker 2: one oh four three. Suddenly the lines were going ten
Speaker 2: to the dozen. Right then there were free out of
Speaker 2: John tickets. When you hear you go actually put some
Speaker 2: effort into it. You don't want the tickets, No gigpig
Speaker 2: off you go to Fox, Bye bye, gay pigs. We
Speaker 2: don't want your listening, lazy listeners. Off you go, bye bye,
Speaker 2: go along. Fox are giving away some free shoes or
Speaker 2: a hack out whatever corner now.
Speaker 4: Have you've had radio competition actually giving away haircuts.
Speaker 2: Give us a call then when you heard your name
Speaker 2: read out called out over the PA interannel system nine
Speaker 2: four one four one o four three The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four Elton
Speaker 1: John tickets where before they go and sold next week?
Speaker 2: You can win them every day with us, which is
Speaker 2: an amazing chance. You go and see a living icon
Speaker 2: the end of this year is coming over doing a
Speaker 2: whole lot of great shows. Tickets gone sound next week
Speaker 2: on Valentine's Day, February fourteenth. So we'll ask you this onrning.
Speaker 2: When did you hear your name read out over the
Speaker 2: PA system? Were they what were they trying to call
Speaker 2: you out? Let's go to the lines now, let's go
Speaker 2: to Miley. Yes, hullo, Miley, good morning.
Speaker 10: How are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good ie. You had a great weekend? And
Speaker 2: tell us about the time your name was called out
Speaker 2: over the PA system.
Speaker 8: Well, I was.
Speaker 7: I worked for a school, so we tacking a small
Speaker 7: group of.
Speaker 9: Kids too cold to do some shopping for some cooking,
Speaker 9: and I got separated from the group and say, my colleague,
Speaker 9: who was a very good friend of mine, decided to
Speaker 9: get my name called out. And when they said Miley,
Speaker 9: could you come to the counter, there was a delay
Speaker 9: in my response because I thought what a stupid name
Speaker 9: that was that they called out the speaker, So I
Speaker 9: didn't respond for a few seconds.
Speaker 2: Now, I remember when we had to do cooking at school.
Speaker 2: I don't remember the teacher's actually been that lazy that
Speaker 2: they made us go and get the ange food well,
Speaker 2: we actually.
Speaker 7: I worked for a school for kids with autism, an
Speaker 7: important part of their program.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel really bad. Sorry, Mighty, it's okay, all right,
Speaker 2: thanks you cool, thank you. Everyone's now stand at the
Speaker 2: speaker's going he did a bad thing. Ray, good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Christian, Good morning Ray and Ray. Well what's
Speaker 2: your story for us?
Speaker 7: Well, it actually wasn't me who was called out over
Speaker 7: loud speaker. I just happened to be a local shopping
Speaker 7: center and just wandering around during my business and I
Speaker 7: heard my daughter's name being called out, and that kind
Speaker 7: of surprised me because she was fifteen and should have
Speaker 7: been at school.
Speaker 2: No way, what are the chances of that's unbelieved? What
Speaker 2: did you do?
Speaker 7: It kind of caught me off guard for a moment,
Speaker 7: and because it's not a common sort of name. So
Speaker 7: I wandered up to center management and inquiet and they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: we've been calling her name. Somebody handed in her purse.
Speaker 7: I'm like, oh okay, So I thought I'll just sit
Speaker 7: and wait for a while, and then in comes my
Speaker 7: daughter and two of her friends who were meant.
Speaker 8: To be at school.
Speaker 2: Great, incredible, absolutely incredible. I love every element of this
Speaker 2: story her face. I can picture it now, that look
Speaker 2: of horror, isn't it when they've been caught out?
Speaker 4: Ray, What did you go for? Because there's a few
Speaker 4: things you can take on. You could be smug, smiling,
Speaker 4: furious straight away. What did you go for?
Speaker 7: H Well, it was sort of surprised and it was like,
Speaker 7: what does and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so hey, that's a great one.
Speaker 7: Right, No teenagers, what do you do?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Exactly, I'm with you there. Ray, All right, Ray,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. You're cool. Thank you. Pick up
Speaker 2: the phone and you've got a story as good as that,
Speaker 2: because that is a great story from Ray. These are
Speaker 2: Elton John tickets, the first pair of tickets to be
Speaker 2: ever given away for his shows at the end of
Speaker 2: this year. When did you hear your name called out
Speaker 2: over the PA System nine four one four one o
Speaker 2: four three, The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: I've got Elton John tickets up for grabs week and
Speaker 2: a half before they officially go on south February the fourteenth.
Speaker 2: You can have them every single day this week. Fleetwood
Speaker 2: Mac tickets also be wandering about an hour's time, but
Speaker 2: right now, it's not about Elton John and all looking
Speaker 2: for is a good stories. Then about hearing your name
Speaker 2: being called out over a PA system on ninety four
Speaker 2: one four one o four three. Good morning, Fiona, Hi,
Speaker 2: how are you going, Christian? I'm pretty good, Fiona. I
Speaker 2: hope you had a great weekend. And tell us about
Speaker 2: your name being called out.
Speaker 9: I was at nine and at Chadstone with my mom
Speaker 9: and my sister and I got completely lost, so I
Speaker 9: thought it'd be a good idea just to go to
Speaker 9: the movie. But in the meantime she'd been having my
Speaker 9: name called out over the paghysm.
Speaker 2: At nine, you had enough sense about you are a cool
Speaker 2: nine year old just to go lost? Rives go to cinema.
Speaker 9: Then, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 4: Well do you have your own pocket money or how
Speaker 4: do you buy it?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 9: I do have a little wallet, a little bit of
Speaker 9: pocket money about popcorn. Myself off to see Casper the
Speaker 9: Friendly Girls.
Speaker 2: Of course in the cinema, there's no PA system. You
Speaker 2: watch a movie heaven. Yeah, but what your mom might
Speaker 2: be terrified. Even just missing one of the kids for
Speaker 2: a couple of minutes feels like a couple of hours to.
Speaker 9: Say, she was furious. The look on her face was
Speaker 9: just white hot.
Speaker 2: Anger, just as like a search party for you and
Speaker 2: everything police out.
Speaker 9: Oh I was in so much trouble. I was so
Speaker 9: ground that it wasn't even funny.
Speaker 4: It never crossed your mind for you, only that hey,
Speaker 4: mom might be looking for me.
Speaker 9: No, not really, I just thought they'd be off shopping.
Speaker 9: And yeah, I didn't even think.
Speaker 4: And you were saying grossed in caspar I mean, it's
Speaker 4: the story of.
Speaker 2: A ghost, that's brilliant. You own a great story. Okay,
Speaker 2: might be enough to get the Elton tickets. But thank
Speaker 2: you for now.
Speaker 9: Okay, thanks Kristin Chish.
Speaker 2: I have a good week, Narrow, Good morning.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Christian, Hello Nourrelle.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. And just let your name being
Speaker 2: called out of a PA system.
Speaker 8: Okay. We're a group of friends, a few couples. All
Speaker 8: were up at day and the green up at All
Speaker 8: Saints Winerie. Incredibly hot. Day was in the mid forties.
Speaker 8: We were absolutely exhausted by the time we got back
Speaker 8: to our tents at the local caravan park, which happened
Speaker 8: to adjoin a public swimming pool, so in the pitch
Speaker 8: black of the night, we decided to scale the fence
Speaker 8: into the public pool. Pew, bit of banter between everyone.
Speaker 8: The boys were walking around, you know, turned out my
Speaker 8: husband under who's got ripped off him? It was pretty
Speaker 8: much you know, we were but we were we were quiet.
Speaker 8: We were quiet. Unfortunately, some others from the caravan park,
Speaker 8: also staying there, decided to also join in and bring
Speaker 8: drinks and things in.
Speaker 2: Anyway, fell on roman logy, now, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 8: It was incredibly hot, so it was it was our
Speaker 8: best way to cool down and Jesse, we knew we
Speaker 8: shouldn't have been in there. But the next morning, my friend,
Speaker 8: our friend Mary's name was called over the PA. The
Speaker 8: PA Mary went her surname. Please come to the wool
Speaker 8: office and get.
Speaker 2: Your license, was throwing off like some sort of reality show.
Speaker 2: Afraid you must leave the caravan park. You have five
Speaker 2: minutes to collect your belongings.
Speaker 8: Pretty much.
Speaker 2: Just have a look at your time in the caravan
Speaker 2: part now in your journey. Ah, that's that's amazing, being
Speaker 2: thrown out of a caravan park.
Speaker 8: And they tried to say that the torn unders were
Speaker 8: hers and yeah she needed to clean up the pool
Speaker 8: with her punishment.
Speaker 2: What you got out there's nobe go there, Jack. If
Speaker 2: they dirtied the ball, it's not a good story we
Speaker 2: need to hear about. Okay, whatever whatever part of the
Speaker 2: body co brown co brown, cal, let's go to Grant.
Speaker 2: Good morning. Hello, Yes, yes, good Grant. I hope you're
Speaker 2: well as well. Mate. Okay, that's great news, all right, Grant,
Speaker 2: off you go, buddy.
Speaker 10: Yes, well, every time I go to the airport, you
Speaker 10: have to being frisked and gog tested and all that
Speaker 10: sort of stuff. I almost get paid for my flight
Speaker 10: because I refuse to queue up in a queue to
Speaker 10: get on a plane.
Speaker 2: Oh no, one of those you always see that guy.
Speaker 2: I'm too cool for this.
Speaker 4: I'm sort of with you because I don't understand why
Speaker 4: people line up straight away. You're just gonna go and
Speaker 4: sit on the plane and way.
Speaker 2: No, no, you're not right anywhere. Because but Grant, what
Speaker 2: about the in a different time, I was the same
Speaker 2: as you. I did. But now you've got no hope
Speaker 2: of getting in the overhead room because people bring they
Speaker 2: bring like they bring use cases on now then ram
Speaker 2: them in the overhead locker. So if you're on the
Speaker 2: last ones coming in, you're anything you've got to put
Speaker 2: they have to shove it near the back, don't they
Speaker 2: ll go, We're gonna have to put that in hold.
Speaker 10: Oh that's that's the down side of it. But then
Speaker 10: you walk in and you go in a plane and
Speaker 10: you go, there's only one saint left that must be mine.
Speaker 10: You go straight there. You don't have to line up
Speaker 10: at anything. But if you're up for twenty minutes, half
Speaker 10: in there and you're gonna be on there for ten hours, No.
Speaker 2: I love being on that trying out the front of
Speaker 2: the queue. You get on the plane, stood there trying
Speaker 2: to come through, and you're like, I got I'm sat down,
Speaker 2: I'm winning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But Grant, you know you don't have to line up,
Speaker 4: and then you can just join the end of the
Speaker 4: queue as you say it, getting to the front. You
Speaker 4: don't have to wait until they call your name over
Speaker 4: the PA system.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pushing it.
Speaker 10: Don't going to the drink or something with two minutes
Speaker 10: to go.
Speaker 2: Or I love that. Grant all right, cold hand, Grant,
Speaker 2: thanks you called. Let's let's go. Rosa.
Speaker 5: Hi, good morning, good mind, the morning. Decades are going.
Speaker 2: But we're all good. Rosa. Thank you for asking and
Speaker 2: tell us about your name being called out of a
Speaker 2: PA system.
Speaker 5: Well it wasn't actually my name, it was my carriage.
Speaker 8: Tho.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, what is it? Did you book somebody
Speaker 2: in or part in a bad spot?
Speaker 5: No? I was actually like a supermarket waiting. He wanted
Speaker 5: to part from my groceries and he I comes on
Speaker 5: and my car road. I get called out and I'm thinking,
Speaker 5: what's going on. I got to the front disk and
Speaker 5: I said, your car's walked into the car park. I've
Speaker 5: gotten to take that to the handback on my main
Speaker 5: walk car.
Speaker 2: It rolled into the car park.
Speaker 5: What well, it rolled out of my car spot into
Speaker 5: the middle of the car park.
Speaker 2: I get paranoid every time I leave the car that
Speaker 2: I've got that handbrake on. It's one of those now
Speaker 2: where it's not the handbrake, it's got a little thing
Speaker 2: on the floor pedal that you got pushed down. It doesn't.
Speaker 2: It gives me no confidence.
Speaker 4: My dad's done that before. Rosa and we got back
Speaker 4: to the car and he thought the car had been stolen.
Speaker 4: And then we look one hundred meters down the streets
Speaker 4: those suburb.
Speaker 2: It was making its way over the west gate to Williamstown.
Speaker 2: Oh the show, all right, Rose, Thanks to calling great story,
Speaker 2: no problem. All right, after there's a Marine five then
Speaker 2: we'll giveaway the Elton John tickets.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: They can be getting ready for halftime show, the big
Speaker 2: show today, super Bowl. Yeah, this isn't it?
Speaker 4: Ten thirty Local time?
Speaker 2: Eight? I'm confused because normally Super Bowl. As a kid,
Speaker 2: I was a massive teenage fan of the super Bowl
Speaker 2: and watching all the Girls, a big La Raiders fan.
Speaker 2: So now I'm trying to get my head around the
Speaker 2: fact it's on a because the time of it's here,
Speaker 2: it's it's Monday morning. Yeah, it's the super Bowl.
Speaker 4: For us, it's always been the kind of event you
Speaker 4: watch crowded around the water cooler and at work.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's amazing. If you're a big fan of
Speaker 2: the watch that. Yeah, Maroon five during the halftime show.
Speaker 2: All right, So Elton John, that's this earlier bringing his
Speaker 2: farewell tour to Melbourne three very special venues rod Laver
Speaker 2: Arena in December. Then he's doing outdoors at Hanging Rock
Speaker 2: and down the Green at Roachard Wines in January next year.
Speaker 2: Tickets go on sale for all those shows next Thursday,
Speaker 2: a week Thursday, that's on February fourteenth, easier to remember it.
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day. Going to give away the first ever pair
Speaker 2: of tickets for any of the shows right now, Fiona, Hello,
Speaker 2: that was a great story. We absolutely love that story
Speaker 2: about your name being called out the BA system whilst
Speaker 2: you just were missing at Chadstone and decided to try
Speaker 2: and find you. Mum. Just take yourself at the age
Speaker 2: of nine to the cinema see Casper the Friendly Ghost.
Speaker 2: You're off to see. You're the first person to ever
Speaker 2: get tickets to go and see Elton John live in
Speaker 2: this farewell at all. That's pretty amazing.
Speaker 9: That's awesome. That makes all the grounding worth it. Thank you?
Speaker 2: Are you a big fan of Elton?
Speaker 9: I think he's fantastic and he's like an icon, so yeah,
Speaker 9: it'll be amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh well you'll love the shows. Okay, we'll probably
Speaker 2: end up seeing you there.
Speaker 9: Oh, thank you so much. You gots fantastic.
Speaker 2: Girst have a lovely week.
Speaker 8: Cheeresy too, bye.
Speaker 2: More just when tomorrow morning the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show
Speaker 2: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three. All right, so
Speaker 2: Tony now for Monday's misheard lyrics before I get into
Speaker 2: the ones you've sent to me. As always, we've got
Speaker 2: a top five from Big John that makes the top
Speaker 2: fives this week. He's gone for special one. It's a
Speaker 2: Phil Colin special. I know a lot of you were
Speaker 2: at the show's Friday and Saturday because a lot of
Speaker 2: you we give you a lot of tickets of the
Speaker 2: last couple of months ago to the shows, and a
Speaker 2: quite a few of you have taken time in me
Speaker 2: to do this to actually email us say much. She
Speaker 2: loved it and were intrigued. As someone described it by
Speaker 2: Huggy's warm up act, it was powerful, powerful, powerful, Yep, Huggy.
Speaker 2: Huggy got that crowd ready for Phil Collins, and Phil
Speaker 2: heard it. Obviously didn't know who Huggy was, but I
Speaker 2: heard him what he did on the Friday night yep,
Speaker 2: and came out fifteen minutes earlier on the Saturday night. Okay,
Speaker 2: so it's a Phil Collin. I'm joking. He did a
Speaker 2: great job. It's a PHILM Colin special. We all know
Speaker 2: this lyric from in the Yet tonight and I've been
Speaker 2: waiting for this moment all my life? Or is it
Speaker 2: Now I've been waiting for the snowman all my life. Snowman,
Speaker 2: isn't it is? Though? Snowman? Yep, we'll give him that one.
Speaker 2: What about this groovy kind of love? Wouldn't you agree?
Speaker 2: Or is it wooden shoe of green? Yes? It is,
Speaker 2: wouldn't shoe of green has gone? Now to Uh? This
Speaker 2: is a great one. One more night, give me one
Speaker 2: more night? Or is it give me one walnuts? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's bang on the money? Three from three? What about
Speaker 2: this then? From the studio? All right, so it's got
Speaker 2: a long line, this one. Let me break it down
Speaker 2: for you. So we're at the moment we're hearing I've
Speaker 2: got to have her have her now. I've got to
Speaker 2: get closer, but I don't know how. Or is it
Speaker 2: I've got to have her have her now. I've got
Speaker 2: to get kosher, but I don't know how. Is there
Speaker 2: is that? Four out?
Speaker 1: Four?
Speaker 2: All right? We're going into the last one from Big John,
Speaker 2: This one from Invisible Touch. Hopefully, Yeah, kids are all
Speaker 2: at school by now, so we can we can do
Speaker 2: this one. She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah,
Speaker 2: or is it she seems to have an invisible Todger?
Speaker 2: We could have found a new favorite one, Phil warning
Speaker 2: us of the Invisible Todger five out of five. I
Speaker 2: think I'm not sure we'll find a better of contender
Speaker 2: for the title of today's show than Invisible Todger. All right,
Speaker 2: those are the top five.
Speaker 1: Up next your ones, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three now Monday feature misheard lyrics, So we're just earned
Speaker 2: the big top five. Now it's time for some of yours.
Speaker 2: First up, this is Mike. We are family. He's got
Speaker 2: this one. Just let me state for the record or
Speaker 2: is it just let me stap all the vicar? I
Speaker 2: think we're a recorded a copy of that of someone's
Speaker 2: mixtape from nineteen eighty seven? Is it me? Or is
Speaker 2: that Muffy? It's really bad? But yes, Mike, it is
Speaker 2: Staple the vicar. What about this one? This classic from
Speaker 2: the Pretenders bringing some on brass in pocket, the line
Speaker 2: that we've all been here and has got you skank.
Speaker 2: It's so rip he's hearing got moose cake so sweet
Speaker 2: you skin these years, Stacy's there thinking that Chrissy Hines
Speaker 2: has been singing about dessert skink. Thank you, Stacy and
Speaker 2: this one to end on Depeche Mode. Enjoy the silence.
Speaker 2: This comes from Matt works out at Telmarine Airport. Listens
Speaker 2: to show. Thank you, Matt, Christian. I don't think it
Speaker 2: sounds like it's here in my arms. Sounds like somewhere
Speaker 2: much more painful, doesn't it. Mats bask again take two
Speaker 2: f oh whatever needed is here in my ass. Matt
Speaker 2: at at Tellar, Thank you very much for those. If
Speaker 2: you got any for next week, email me Christian at
Speaker 2: Gold one four three dot com dot a U The.
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Speaker 4: I wish I was your mother.
Speaker 2: That's a great one.
Speaker 4: All I want for Christmas is poo.
Speaker 2: A guy said, baby shot, how deep is your wallet?
Speaker 4: Instead of how deep is your love? And my final
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Speaker 2: Size you've written out in giant letters. I mean I
Speaker 2: have to do with that because I can't read.
Speaker 4: I want to show it to you so that you
Speaker 4: can read it and tell me if I can say that.
Speaker 2: But you can, I mean you you can, But I
Speaker 2: think it's you can't do that should be really upset.
Speaker 4: I'll let it stay.
Speaker 2: No, No, you can't say that. Okay, should be really upset.
Speaker 6: No doubt about me say it.
Speaker 2: I'm actually surprised at you.
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Speaker 2: Pats came into the studio asked Jack what I censored?
Speaker 2: Jack told her, and now now you understand why did
Speaker 2: want that on the show.
Speaker 6: Very awkward now, so it's not nice and.
Speaker 2: It's actually correct. The horrible tension that Jack just child
Speaker 2: is trying to diffuse by saying picking up a rubic
Speaker 2: scube and going on look at this rubik scube doesn't
Speaker 2: cut it.
Speaker 4: It is a cool rubiscu.
Speaker 2: It's got grip on the Yeah, all right, then today's
Speaker 2: that word time wasted, don't forget. Someone gets to go
Speaker 2: and see Fleetwood.
Speaker 4: Mac gotta take this seriously.
Speaker 2: It is at hard because I've had to do a
Speaker 2: lot of editing. These were the filthiest and rudest ones ever,
Speaker 2: one of them. I think we actually mean. I had
Speaker 2: to get my head cut off by the Queen of England.
Speaker 2: Dares someone say that instead of God save the Queen? Yeah,
Speaker 2: filth like that. I want to give you that tickets. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, because I's someone that with you today.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're in good form today.
Speaker 2: All right then, So change a word ruin a song
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Speaker 4: It's so simple. Gold.
Speaker 2: We have to do curry songs the other day. That
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Speaker 2: Mary walk on the mild side.
Speaker 4: I love that gold.
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Speaker 4: It would look strange. That's a gold.
Speaker 2: Plus take my meth away Silver. This is instead of
Speaker 2: Billy Ocean's Lovely Hurts without you lovely Hurts with the broom.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: I mean you created something today and they're picking up
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Earlier on this morning, we were talking about when you've
Speaker 2: suddenly heard your name being called out over a PA system,
Speaker 2: you had to go and get your husband's name right out.
Speaker 6: Yesterday, I lost him for half an hour.
Speaker 2: That's great. When you're an adult and you're lost to
Speaker 2: me and he's getting your name read out, men, you'll drift
Speaker 2: off I did two years ago at a garden center. Yeah,
Speaker 2: normally I just want to go and end my life
Speaker 2: whenever I get taken to a garden center. But anyway,
Speaker 2: I just wandered off from my wife and the kid.
Speaker 2: And then suddenly I hear name and at first I thought,
Speaker 2: are they listening to the radio station I work for?
Speaker 2: It's a promo, that's the station, that's my name, And
Speaker 2: then I suddenly saw the information. There's my furious looking
Speaker 2: wife doing one of these old arms up in the
Speaker 2: air like some sort of Italian mamma at a funeral.
Speaker 2: The emotion and stuff like that, and I realized. And
Speaker 2: then Patsy tells us a story. We've got to do
Speaker 2: more on this tomorrow. Okay. So we were talking and
Speaker 2: we got all these great calls. But when you heard
Speaker 2: your name being read out, and there's one who heard her,
Speaker 2: Red Joe being read out. The car had rolled in
Speaker 2: a car park Rosa. She was called, and you've got
Speaker 2: a story about your you.
Speaker 6: I accidentally can I say Chris used to work in supermarkets?
Speaker 6: Dropped him off for nights.
Speaker 2: Didn't you meet him? He was collecting, he was a
Speaker 2: trolley collector.
Speaker 6: No, I didn't meet him.
Speaker 2: He works on the deli counter and he always gave
Speaker 2: you an extra bit of his cheese. No, that guy
Speaker 2: isn't He's done so well. And the messie Tom and
Speaker 2: L five was Pats. She peed usself for you.
Speaker 6: Do you want me to on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm happy.
Speaker 6: I dropped him off at work one night and I accident.
Speaker 6: I was half asleep. It was like eleven at night.
Speaker 6: I accidentally backed into his boss's car twice twice.
Speaker 2: You didn't hear a crash, And I felt.
Speaker 6: A bump and I thought, oh that's all right, and
Speaker 6: so then I put it back into neutral and drove
Speaker 6: forward and then gave it another go. Bit missed and
Speaker 6: banged into the back of his felt game.
Speaker 2: And it's his boss. I didn't just drive off. You're
Speaker 2: not one of those. I didn't you put your details down?
Speaker 2: Come on and karma, someone's going to smash it. Did
Speaker 2: you know?
Speaker 6: The worst thing I was in the station news car
Speaker 6: was anonymous plays in three w M news all down the.
Speaker 2: Side you're kidding. That's incredibly serious.
Speaker 4: Anyway, anyone who sees when you were a hit and
Speaker 4: run doesn't just have to get the number player. He go,
Speaker 4: it's the Blacks.
Speaker 2: Any way to win a Bricee if you see Pats
Speaker 2: lashing into a car.
Speaker 6: I made the news the next morning. But the boss
Speaker 6: saw it outside the window, and so he said to Chris, oh, look,
Speaker 6: could you just tell Petrina? Did she realize? He's backed
Speaker 6: into my car? And I left it? Dam But he
Speaker 6: was very gracious about it. He was laughing about it.
Speaker 2: This is incredible. Do you know we're saved this for
Speaker 2: another time? A friend of mine got caught having an
Speaker 2: affair here because he had one of those station cars
Speaker 2: who was the sales manager of a radio station.
Speaker 4: How stupid do you have to be there?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I know, parked outside his mistress's house three or
Speaker 2: four times a week on of lunchtime and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: And that his wife found out. She followed him one day.
Speaker 2: Easy to follow the guy in the station car. What
Speaker 2: an idiot he has? He pops around four but a
Speaker 2: lunch star afternoon to light. She knocks on the door.
Speaker 2: An hour later, woman answers, they start having this big
Speaker 2: ding Dong and it all comes out anyway. Tomorrow's show
Speaker 2: that we have to do who you back into? I
Speaker 2: really hope there are calls out there about hearses, police cars, ambulances,
Speaker 2: that the worst car to reverse into to back into.
Speaker 2: Maybe tomorrow on five tyb of Tuesday, that'd be one
Speaker 2: of the topics. If you've got a story for me,
Speaker 2: you want to email it today, get ahead of the curve,
Speaker 2: then email me Christian at Gold one four to three
Speaker 2: dot com dot AU.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: All right, we are back tomorrow morning. Armed again. Were
Speaker 2: only more money, I could be calling you in a
Speaker 2: couple of minutes time, just at the start of Huggy
Speaker 2: Show and again at one and four. But also we
Speaker 2: got Flickwood, Mac and Elton John tickets every single day
Speaker 2: this week. Title of today's show is Invisible Todger. We're
Speaker 2: back tomorrow morning. We got five top Tuosa as well.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, Have a great day.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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