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Speaker 1: I go like twice, I prostate checked? Is that normal? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're in your forties. Sorry, I saw an opportunity and

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Speaker 1: I took it. Your wheezy laugh.

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Speaker 2: Like I just smoke a pack of sinkers in the

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Speaker 1: I have been You need to get checked once, but

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Speaker 1: also to check it for you. Yes, I panic because

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Speaker 1: I drink no water during the day before I go

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Speaker 1: to bed. I'm like, ah, better sculler. This is so weird.

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Speaker 1: Telepathy is weird. Go on.

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Speaker 2: I was literally in the car on the way here

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Speaker 2: drinking water, spiled it on myself and I thought to myself,

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Speaker 2: I never see matt drinking water and.

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Speaker 1: It's waste time? Is it during the day? And then

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Speaker 1: you've just gone and telling me that you don't. This

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Speaker 1: is weird. Welcome back to two Dotting Dads. I am

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Speaker 1: Mattie Jay and I'm as. This is a podcast all

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Speaker 1: about parenting. It is the good, it is the bad

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Speaker 1: and the relatable. And if you've come wanting any advice, Nah, Nah,

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Speaker 1: you're silly goose. What are you doing? Nah? You've come

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Speaker 1: to the wrong place, Ashton, you hobbled in.

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Speaker 2: I am so glad you asked me about that, because

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Speaker 2: I thought I wanted to tell you.

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Speaker 1: First of all, life's relentless. I'm just gonna start with that.

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Speaker 1: Life is relentless, especially especially this time of the year.

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Speaker 1: It's been a long, corduous journey to get to December.

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Speaker 1: I've got the back of your fatigue. What has layered

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Speaker 1: into your situation that has pushed you over the edge.

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Speaker 2: I went home the other day after being I think

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Speaker 2: I was here with you, and I had to stop

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Speaker 2: in at Bunnings and get a tarp for mine. You

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Speaker 2: skate ramp that I haven't say that again, A new

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Speaker 2: skate ramp that I haven't home.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's very relatable. It's just a two foot

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Speaker 1: half part, okay, just relying my helicopter pad. It's not

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Speaker 1: yet water for it. It's not.

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Speaker 2: I saw a storm rolling in from the west. I

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Speaker 2: thought I better go and anyway.

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Speaker 1: So let's listen to yourself. Listen to talking about getting

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Speaker 1: the cheapest tart for a piece of timber I have

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Speaker 1: at the back of my rental property in Buddings. You're like,

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Speaker 1: give it a gold tar. I noticed that this one's silver.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for the gold one.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I was under the house looking for a hammer,

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Speaker 2: and under the house is just a big concrete slab,

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Speaker 2: and there happened to be a concrete nail sticking about

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Speaker 2: see it, and I walked full stride into it with

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Speaker 2: my left foot and it didn't stub my toe. It

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Speaker 2: missed my toes and hit the ball of my foot,

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Speaker 2: which then removed the layer of skin that is a callous?

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Speaker 1: Really is that what we call it? That's under your

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Speaker 1: foot there, because you're walking on all the time.

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Speaker 3: Quite a thick piece of skin callousy. Removed it instantly

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Speaker 3: like peeled, peeled. It heeled like it scalped me like

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Speaker 3: an apple? Yes, like it scalped, not like an orange.

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Speaker 1: Was it one of those pains where you almost enter

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Speaker 2: I saw it was dark ish, I looked down, saw

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Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, I need to fix this. No

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Speaker 1: one's home. Can I ask you something when you injure

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Speaker 2: No, I'm like, fuck, if it's a toy and I

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I ask her.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So, no one's home, just me. I'm under the house.

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Speaker 1: in the foot? Yes, under the foot, under the foot

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Speaker 2: Of your foot attached to that piece of skin that's

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Speaker 1: Loose back on the bottom of the concrete nail. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I can't find any first aid in my house whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: My wife has.

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Speaker 2: Hidden everything we own because she thinks we live in

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Speaker 2: a fucking museum. Anyway, I'm on the kitchen floor like clawing, like.

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Speaker 1: Dragging yourself around.

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Speaker 2: Like Lieutenant Dan, and I come across. I come across

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Speaker 2: a roll of duct tape.

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Speaker 1: I put the skin up and duct tape the skin

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Speaker 1: Thank you. First of all, very brave. You've a bread boy,

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Speaker 1: very brave boy. Credit where credits due? Duct tape is

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Speaker 2: Look, honestly, I just needed to stop the bleeding. It

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, by any means necessary in an emergency.

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Speaker 2: I've come to the table with whatever. If you were

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Speaker 1: It would be real shame if they were like April,

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Speaker 1: We're so sorry he didn't make it. If only I

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Speaker 1: and you finished the job.

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Speaker 2: I went back, finished the job, and then I had

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Speaker 2: about eight to ten beers ripped off the duct tape.

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Speaker 1: I needed the beers to rip up a duct tape?

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Speaker 1: Did I was? I going to drink eight to ten

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Speaker 2: And then I got the alcohol wipes out, tried to

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Speaker 2: look in the first one, to be fair, I was crawling,

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Speaker 2: So I was just like whatever.

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Speaker 1: Drawer I could reach. Did you get angry at all?

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Speaker 1: Of April and she came home? No, because I guessed

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Speaker 1: the skateboard ramp, that's what you want? She not a fan?

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Speaker 1: Was she on board with a purchase of the skateboard ramp?

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Speaker 1: Pun on board? On board the skateboard ramp? Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Was she only imagine right now now that people listening

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Speaker 1: his own parts. They're so common. Look, she wasn't. She

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Speaker 2: And now that I have the skateboard ramp, I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I really didn't need it.

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Speaker 1: I literally rolled up and down once or twice month.

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Speaker 2: The kids love it because they could push their cars

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Speaker 2: and ship down to Oscar gets on the skateboard and

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Speaker 2: rocks up on his knees and we'll get there.

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Speaker 1: We'll get there. We need to record at your house

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Speaker 1: because I really want to try. We should record on

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Speaker 1: the ramp. Yes. Actually, one thing that I've asked for

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Speaker 1: from Laura for Christmas. Often, like the last few Christmases,

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Speaker 1: I've said, don't get me anything. I don't need anything.

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Speaker 1: I've got everything that I could ever want for in life,

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Speaker 1: but get me a skateboard. That's what I've seen. You skate.

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Speaker 1: You're good on the wheels. Yeah, yeah, bring it over.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. A couple of silly boys on a ramp.

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Speaker 1: Couple of silly I'm going to definitely injure myself. Yeah. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I also just just really quickly, I also have and

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Speaker 1: this is weird. I'm injured the underneath of my left

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Speaker 2: Bullshit, Before you do, tell me what happened. One other

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Speaker 1: It's like everest. Yeah, and when it gets a bit wet,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everything, And I just laid there in the rain

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Speaker 2: thinking about my life, just wailing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I was. Remember, I was like, you came it

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Speaker 1: they're not very red. If I was you just flashed

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Speaker 1: your hands anyway. I just I also mitted myself. And

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Speaker 1: not to make it about me, because it's about you.

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Speaker 1: But the cat escaped, fucking Ellie, my mom, who lives

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Speaker 1: with us, by the way, left the door open and

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Speaker 1: the cat, it's now almost one. The cat is just

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Speaker 1: chomping to be outside, hates being inside. But it's a

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Speaker 1: wild animal, bro, it's a wild animal. It's a wild

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Speaker 1: domestic animal. And so when that door, the sliding door

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Speaker 2: And also the cat's quite fluffy, so you're got to

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Speaker 1: It's probably really skinned, dude, literally as wide as your finger.

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Speaker 1: And you know, my mom's very slow. Love her, but

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Speaker 1: now that she's seventy three, she's like a fucking sloth.

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Speaker 1: She moves very, very hot.

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Speaker 4: She's like.

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Speaker 1: I was like Ellie the door and she's like, huh,

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Speaker 1: what the fucking cat's out there? I try and get

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Speaker 1: the cat as I run up this stairs. I kick

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Speaker 1: the stair on the soft part of your the same bitch, yes,

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Speaker 1: the same part, Yes, like twins. It's weird. It's really

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Speaker 1: an inconvenience. We're here. Could be worse, could be a lot,

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Speaker 1: a lot, a lot worse. Anyway, what's going on with you?

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Speaker 1: The house run I was firing is doing very well.

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Speaker 1: That's enough about that. We're very close. We're very close.

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Speaker 1: It's it's towards the point end right now. It's been

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Speaker 1: a long process, but we're going to miss the deadline

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Speaker 1: of Christmas. We won't be in before.

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Speaker 2: Oh you won't be in the holiday house before Christmas.

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Speaker 1: So rich coming from you after your life. I was

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Speaker 1: trying to waterproof the skate ramp, which, as you know,

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Speaker 1: is difficult when you're walking acres across the paddock, so

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Speaker 1: the house. We're down there pretty frequently at the moment.

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Speaker 1: The last few weeks we've been down almost every single weekend. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a long way too, but exciting news. Flooring has

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Speaker 1: gone down the kitchen as we speak. Ashton is being

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Speaker 1: installed as we speak. I'm getting messages from the builder

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Speaker 1: updates by the minute, and blessed cotton socks. Laura is like,

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Speaker 1: is that the right thing we ordered? Is that? Veneer?

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Speaker 1: Straight a very love it. But she's very she's very good,

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Speaker 1: she's very particular. She's got a great eye attention to detail.

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Speaker 1: This poor I'm at the stage where like, yes, we

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Speaker 1: wanted we wanted like white and maron check floor tiles.

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Speaker 1: If they were yellow, I'd be like, that's fine, we'll

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Speaker 1: I just Laura said my side drenched. Laura's side Sahara, Yeah, fine,

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Speaker 2: No, he changes himself a good boy, Oh, good lad,

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Speaker 2: It's like when we when we went to the Central Coach,

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Speaker 1: It's not my house. I don't know where anything is.

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Speaker 2: I don't know where any spare linen is, if they've

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Speaker 2: They're like little, Yeah, they spin like a spin top,

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Speaker 2: The door was shut in the room and I was like,

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Speaker 2: She went up to the Central Coast with the Mother's group,

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Speaker 2: The Mom's lovely. Yes, it's had a very humble not

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Speaker 1: I bet you they were like empty man cocaine fight

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Speaker 1: a guy, What a guy? What a guy to meet

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Speaker 2: They're getting them there and they're getting them home. It's

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Speaker 2: North Arabian.

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Speaker 1: On Earth, thank you in the milky way. Anyway, I

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Speaker 1: you feel the sea breeze? Oh? Yeah, lovely.

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Speaker 2: Oscar and I were collecting shells and the ones that

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Speaker 1: I bring them home. Sorry what? Sorry? And excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Sorry I stooped to your level for a second because

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Speaker 1: I know, I know what you mean. It was sucked

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Speaker 1: your peanut sucks at the end of your paint. I

432
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 1: was like, why are the fifty shells cracked in half

433
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 1: in the shower?

434
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 4: Why are they coming in? Carma, let's get back on track.

435
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,040
Speaker 4: And the poor listeners are like, fuck.

436
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:27,720
Speaker 1: Me, what these two half about today? Anyway we went,

437
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm just going to cut this story to where it

438
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 1: needs to be. We were looking for shells or whatever,

439
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,920
Speaker 1: crabs whatever or.

440
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 2: Bloodsuckers as Oscar calls, and where you put your finger

441
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,680
Speaker 2: in it, and they took.

442
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 1: I needed that. Did you mean to go there? No?

443
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 1: But they're like they look like they look like Harry

444
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 1: Arsehole's sweating. Okay, Uh.

445
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 2: Anyway, we're we're hunting through like the shelves of the

446
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Speaker 2: rocks or whatever, and asked. He was like, spotted a shell,

447
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,880
Speaker 2: a shell what he thought was a shell, and.

448
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 1: He goes, Daddy, come over and look at this one.

449
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:37,639
Speaker 2: And he turns around and he's holding a turd. What

450
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 2: And it was a human tur because I had a

451
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:43,959
Speaker 2: little nut in it and I was like it and

452
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 2: kicked it away and he was like, what is it?

453
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,199
Speaker 2: I was like, that was a ship. He was just

454
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:52,239
Speaker 2: like and then within two seconds he was just like, oh,

455
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 2: there's another shell, Like just completely moved.

456
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Speaker 1: If I had picked up a.

457
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Speaker 2: Human poof traumatized for weeks, I would be so traumatized eyes.

458
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 1: But I was like it was a combination of this.

459
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 2: Is actually quite wholesome from me, this this little expedition.

460
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 1: Lovely core memories. Yeah, core memories were Hunt. Macey's in it.

461
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: She's carrying around.

462
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Speaker 2: I lie when I say we had a bucket, because

463
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 2: I couldn't find the sand buckets. So we're actually walking

464
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,439
Speaker 2: around with their plastic plates and they're plastic bowls that

465
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 2: they usually eat out of. Mace's walking around with a

466
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Speaker 2: plate and she's got like a bunch of different shells.

467
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Speaker 2: It was lovely ruined by Oscar picking up a turn.

468
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 1: Nothing ruins the family day out, like human shit from

469
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Speaker 1: someone else? Oh, like a random human shit. Oh yeah,

470
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Speaker 1: it must have been a dog shit. Sure it was

471
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Speaker 1: the consistency of a human pood washed up? Do you

472
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Speaker 1: think washed up?

473
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Speaker 5: No?

474
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Speaker 2: I reckon someone's not long before us has gone and

475
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 2: just on the rocks, done a quick squat and.

476
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Speaker 1: Shame on them. Yeah, that's like, that's terrible behavior. Maybe

477
00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 1: they were hoping the tiger come in a bit quicker. Actually, yeah,

478
00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: they're probably like it turns around and sees like a

479
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,439
Speaker 1: bunch of kids foraging. Oh shit, what are the odds? Really? Like?

480
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: I was in the ocean pool once and there was

481
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Speaker 1: a floating turd, you know, in a rock pool it's

482
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Speaker 1: a good place for a ship. It was an ocean pool.

483
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 1: People doing laps and said that's not good like a

484
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 1: rock pool. And I couldn't get away from it, yeah,

485
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 1: because it was following me. It followed me all the

486
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 1: way in, and then people thought it was me. That's yeah,

487
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 1: how did you get around that one? I just picked

488
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Speaker 1: it up and took with it. I just was like, stop,

489
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 1: wasn't the ruined by poop? Hey, I've got a story.

490
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 1: If it's going to be about Santa Claus. Okay, So

491
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Speaker 1: if there's any kids in the car with you right

492
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Speaker 1: now and you're listening, get rid of them. Stop the car,

493
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,159
Speaker 1: don't stop the podcast for God. Put the kids out

494
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 1: of the car and then listening, and you pick them

495
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Speaker 1: up when the story is finished. We decided that we

496
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Speaker 1: would get the kids bikes for Christmas. I'm listening what

497
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 1: sort of bike? Like a push bike? So I'm going

498
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 1: to get the motorbikes up until now Maley. We got

499
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:01,159
Speaker 1: Maley like the cheapest, like yeah you like out of them,

500
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 1: and it was do you know what? The one from Kmart.

501
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: They're great, they're cute, they're pink. They've got like streamers

502
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 1: on the handlebars, like a little thing at the basket

503
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 1: the front, a little a little seat for your dolly

504
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 1: at the back. But they weigh a ton. They're not

505
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: very functional really, they're so hard. The gears are so stiff. Well,

506
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 1: the story of the chain, the single like you go

507
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:21,919
Speaker 1: backwards in.

508
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 2: A break, yes, the old chain and cog yeah you

509
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 2: know what you know that's that's technical bike terms.

510
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: But Maley, because she's very she's very skinny, she's very weak.

511
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: She could do like three rotations and even if it

512
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 1: was dead flat. She could do three rotations and she'd

513
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 1: be like, I can't go any further. So it was

514
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: a night there for her to learn on. She's never

515
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,199
Speaker 1: learned how to ride a bike. Yeah, it's like April,

516
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 1: it came up bikes. That's the problem. That's the problem.

517
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: That's a problem. We should definitely have a time in

518
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 1: the park where April's learning, and so is Marley and

519
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: Oscar and Oscar all three of us. So I was like,

520
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 1: we'll get we'll get a proper bike like still kids bike.

521
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 1: We got a proper bike still, yeah, like lightweight, carbon fiber.

522
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: And can I just say a bit of advice for

523
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: anyone out there who's got younger kids that aren't yet toddlers.

524
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: Don't ever mention something that will get the kids excited

525
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: if it's further than two days away, like two days

526
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: a one day is really your limit. Kids perception of

527
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,360
Speaker 1: time is just terrible.

528
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 2: Becus like how many sleeps? Yeah, I'm six six hundred sleeps?

529
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: Bro, And then five minutes later is like is it

530
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: time yet? Yeah? Or every morning they're like how many

531
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 1: sleeps was that? Okay?

532
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 5: How many times did you fall asleep last night? He's like, Michael, well,

533
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 5: there's your answer. Your answer genius, idiots, these kids tell

534
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 5: you what. So I thought that the trouble is I

535
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,200
Speaker 5: wasn't sure what's I mean. In hindsight, I should have

536
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 5: just got a tape measure and just measure the kids.

537
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 5: But but I thought it would be nice to go

538
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 5: into a bike shop to try to, you know, to

539
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 5: see the sizes, like sit on it with Marley, with

540
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 5: Marley and Lola Oule. Jesus got the double kids on

541
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 5: a Thursday. It's such a you are a very good father.

542
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: Thank you.

543
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 2: It is such a gaslight to taking them in to

544
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 2: look at something and not actually getting it because they

545
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 2: don't understand that content so stupid.

546
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: It's a nice teaching lesson if they're like I get

547
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: if they understand I get it, We're just here to

548
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 1: look and then go away and get it later. But

549
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: I was saying to the kids, obviously I was trying

550
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 1: to weave in the story of Santa as well, and

551
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: I was saying, we're going to try the bikes, figure

552
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: which one we want, and then we'll ride to Santa

553
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: and let him know which bike that we want him

554
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 1: to make it, because he's going to make them and

555
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 1: they were like okay, yeah, yeah, we get that. We're

556
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: on board. Good with his hands, this go very good

557
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 1: with his hands claws, we as please we tried the

558
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: bike sign. Lola's got her bike, little pink one also

559
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: has streamers that she loves it, loves it. She's riding

560
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: around the store. She's like this is this is good.

561
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 1: I'm on board. Marla's got her bike. Not as keen

562
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: as Lola, but still got her bike. She's like, picked it,

563
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: sorded and I'm like, great, we'll get these two. Wink

564
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: to the guy behind the counter. Make sure you tell

565
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: Santa which one's we want. He was like yeah, gotcha.

566
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: And then Lola was like still fixed on her bike

567
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: and I'm like, come on, how we go and she's

568
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 1: like no yeah. She's like I'm going to ride this

569
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,239
Speaker 1: home and I'm like, no, you can't. You can't ride home.

570
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: We have to keep this one. This one is for

571
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: the store only. And she's like, I don't care what

572
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: that this this is a display model. What's what's that?

573
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: My three year old's like, what the fun are you

574
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 1: talking about? What the hell is a display model? And

575
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: I was like, come on, we're going home now, both kids.

576
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 2: Just funny if she just started like haggling with guy,

577
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 2: is the display model cheaper?

578
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 4: Take this one?

579
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: Can you throw on the training wheels? Yeah, get a helmet,

580
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: we'll get it right now. But yeah, I had to

581
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: I had to explain to the kids it's like nowhere,

582
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: like just such a shit situation that I put myself.

583
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,719
Speaker 2: In, I know, and like you try and use Santa

584
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 2: to be like gott to be good up until this time.

585
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 2: Because Sanna's coming soon. I think you need to just

586
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 2: really harp on about soon.

587
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: It's But then they were like, well, when is Christmas?

588
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: And I was like, it's like less than a month.

589
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: And then the kids are like, what, I've got a

590
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: hack for you?

591
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 2: Please you tell them every time they ask when it is,

592
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 2: you tell me it gets a day further away.

593
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,080
Speaker 1: Very good. Thank you just to come up with that

594
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: on stay good. I just made that up. I like it.

595
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 1: Thank you a lot. You can use it a lot.

596
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 1: Trademark Can I trademark an idea? Please do on the phone.

597
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: Let's go on the phone, Matthew. Yes, there was a debacle.

598
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: I'll call it at KINDI during well at the start

599
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: of this week, on.

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Speaker 2: The Monday morning, which is never good on a Monday morning.

601
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 2: You want you want your week to smooth sailing. Yeah,

602
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 2: and look, people, it's the tone for the rest of

603
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 2: the week. Our Australian listeners are going to think about this,

604
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 2: but our internationals.

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00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 5: I think we have any international listener, listener, I said, listener, yes,

606
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 5: just the one.

607
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 2: Now, Monday morning comes around, Okay, Oscar goes to a

608
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 2: India that's in quite a bushy area and I get there.

609
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: To drop Oscar off and the school's in lockdown. Shit,

610
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: no one's allowed in over the weekend. A brown snake

611
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: has found its way into the sand pit. Fuck, but

612
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: that's there. What are they? They're they're like the top

613
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: ten dollars.

614
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 2: They're like one of a lot of the deadly snakes

615
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 2: in the world. And so they've gone into lockdown. This

616
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 2: is what happened before I've got there, right, Like I

617
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 2: sort of got there at the back end, and I

618
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 2: have heard, like I could see that there was like

619
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 2: a bit of a congregation of people. A lot of

620
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 2: people were like, look, we haven't we're not telling the kids,

621
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 2: like the adult snow the snake has been removed.

622
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: Do you think that's a good idea? Like to not

623
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: tell the kids. Obviously you don't want to panic them.

624
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: But don't you think anythink you should say, like, kids,

625
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: snakes are dangerous. Yeah, but they did.

626
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 2: I think, like the education around snake is fine, but

627
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,719
Speaker 2: to be like, there was snake here, because they'll all

628
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 2: be like, maybe there's more, you know, my scare them.

629
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: Okay.

630
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 2: I don't know if they had told them about that

631
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 2: down the track. Evidently it turns out that they didn't.

632
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 2: I got there and one of the other parents here,

633
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 2: they're like, just they there was a brown snake in

634
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 2: the sampit and I was like, I dropped oscar spotted

635
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 2: who was the teachers? They do a morning look around

636
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 2: like it's quite a.

637
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: Shout out to the earlier Yeah, shout out. I also

638
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: just got to pay rise this week. Fifteen percent. Must

639
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 1: be nice. Sorry, it must be nice to be able

640
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 1: to feed your family. Fucking Lord, hang on a sex

641
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: Sorry one sec God, Laura. Yes, okay, we're in the

642
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: middle of a record. Thanks for the update. No, we

643
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: faf a lot. Ten minutes. Ten minutes, Okay, I apologize today.

644
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 1: Sorry everyone, I just want to say I'm sorry. I'll

645
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: wrap this up. Snake story. Snakes, we haven't.

646
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 2: They haven't told the kids, all right, And then I've

647
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 2: come back and April they've obviously posted it to the

648
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 2: parents can see as well.

649
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: And I didn't know they didn't tell the kids. And

650
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 1: I was later on that day Oscharo was home. He

651
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: was sitting there, were drawing, and he go and I said, oh,

652
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: how's the snake at school today?

653
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 2: And he's lit up. What I was like, there was

654
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 2: a snake at school today? And he's like, and you

655
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 2: didn't tell me. I was like, no, he goes, you

656
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 2: didn't tell me, You didn't take a photo of it.

657
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 2: You can take a phot I was like, I wasn't there,

658
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 2: and he started to.

659
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: Cry because he wanted to see the snake. He wanted

660
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: to see the snake. No, I said, that's the problem.

661
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: That's the problem right now. You're going to make these

662
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: kids scared of snakes.

663
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 2: Yes, but I was like, look if I'm like, if

664
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 2: you do see a snake, just don't touch it. We

665
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 2: have seen a snake.

666
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: But I April was like ash.

667
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, they're like they don't know. I

668
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 2: was like, oh fuck, So he's probably gone the next

669
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 2: day and told all these kids. So I've let it leak,

670
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 2: but there was a snake, but he was so upset

671
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 2: about it. But the reason I wanted to tell the

672
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 2: story is because, first of all, I've never heard of

673
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 2: this happening before. The second before, I wanted to shout

674
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 2: out to the Kenny for their rapid response. Apparently they

675
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 2: spotted the snake right, spotted the snake, had someone in collect.

676
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: It, and were able to open the gates at eight am.

677
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,800
Speaker 1: No wonder they're getting a pay Rice, absolutely, girl deserves

678
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: also will take the opportunity right now to give a

679
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,359
Speaker 1: shout out to the snake catches of this country. They

680
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: are the unsung heroes. They put their lives on the line.

681
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 1: There's no fucking chance you could pay me any amount

682
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: of money. I'm not going near one of those deadly

683
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: snakes one wrong move. I mean, you and me, we're

684
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: so accident prone. We would last less than a week

685
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: catching snakes. Could you imagine? Oh? I could not, not

686
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: not for me. We would shout out to the early educators. Yes,

687
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 1: and the snake catches also deserving a pay Rice.

688
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 2: Yes, and I apologies to all of the kids that

689
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 2: were not told about snake until Oscar told you at

690
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 2: Kingdon The next day.

691
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Speaker 1: Ash, we have some listener questions before we wrap up,

692
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,439
Speaker 1: and Laura's about to come through any second. Ash each

693
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 1: week that we ask the good people of this country, parents, nonparents,

694
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: and to Greg. I want to listener over in the UK,

695
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 1: they can ask us anything, anything that's on their mind,

696
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 1: burning questions. They need our advice or opinion of You

697
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: have a question ask that you want to start off with.

698
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 2: Ah, yes, I do have something I want to ask you.

699
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 2: This one's from Louisa. But I also want to know

700
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 2: the answer to this because I am curious. Do you

701
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 2: think grandparents have a favorite grandchild?

702
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 4: Oh?

703
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Well I am living with Nana, my mother.

704
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 1: We have two children, Maley and Lola. Really and I

705
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: don't know a favorite, okay. Lola hates anyone that is

706
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 1: not Laura. So in the mornings, Nana will wake up

707
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: and if she says to the girls, good morning Marley,

708
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: she gets good morning, Nana, I love you. To Lola,

709
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 1: she goes good morning Lola, fuck off. She's like, don't

710
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: touch me. Yeah, doesn't want a bar of her at all.

711
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,720
Speaker 1: So like because of that, Nana gravitates towards Marley.

712
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 2: What about with your sister's kids though, which out of

713
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 2: all I'm talking about all of the grand kids.

714
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: I feel like Nana gets along with George, a bunch

715
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: of troublemakers. I reckon. I think I think they have.

716
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: There's the ones that are easier, there's the bond. Is

717
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: the bond there though?

718
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 2: Like where it's like, I think the bonds there with

719
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 2: all the kids, Like, is there one that they're like?

720
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 2: And I'm going to tell you and this is probably

721
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 2: gonna get me in trouble. I hardly have one sibling,

722
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 2: unlike you have like twelve fifth, thirteen sibling sixteen.

723
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: Mum's a breeder, yeah she was. She was like a pig,

724
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: just litter after litter after litter. Nice. You could have

725
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: gone with a lot of other animals there, but you

726
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: went with a pig, thank you. She was like she

727
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: lived on a puppy farm. Yeah, she's a puppy.

728
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 2: I've got a sister who has one child, only child.

729
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 2: Her name is Winnie.

730
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: That's my name, gorgeous Winny, Winnie, Love Winnie. She got

731
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 1: some really cute glasses. She looks like a minion, yes,

732
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: but with two eyes.

733
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 2: And Winnie just happens to be my mom's favorite and

734
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 2: it's so obvious that I make so many jokes about

735
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 2: it with the family.

736
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: What are the signs of her being the favorite? She

737
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 1: pretty much would do anything for her.

738
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 2: I went to New Zealand with my sister, my brother

739
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 2: in law, my niece, and my mom went for a

740
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 2: wedding a couple of days.

741
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 1: April stayed home with the other two.

742
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 2: As my mum professed, and my mom carries around my

743
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 2: knees like she's a trophy. The family had never met

744
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 2: Winnie yet in New Zealand, the New Zealand family.

745
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,320
Speaker 1: So we drove all the way.

746
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 2: Down and Mom's you know, giddy in the car and

747
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, you can't wait to get down there

748
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 2: and walk around with your trophy.

749
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: Show her off, show her off. Like this is like

750
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: just like little things like don't get me wrong, my

751
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 1: mum loves my kids too. I think.

752
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 2: She's like like since since since they've been down here

753
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 2: a lot this year because of dad's health, they've bonded

754
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 2: a lot more. But prior to that, my sister.

755
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: Can go to my mom, hey, can you fly down

756
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: and babysit?

757
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:08,959
Speaker 2: And she was like, oh, oh, we're on the next flight.

758
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 2: And then I said to my mom like, hey, can

759
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,399
Speaker 2: you come down and babysit? She was like, I'll send

760
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 2: you the invoice.

761
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: Do you think this is because who would you say

762
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 1: was the favorite out of yourself and your sister with

763
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: your mom? I thought, I thought, I thought I did

764
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: you thought wrong? I'm sorry to tell you you're like,

765
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: give me your answer wrong.

766
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 2: But like, look, I'm not offended by it.

767
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: I love to make jokes about it to make my

768
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,720
Speaker 1: mom feel a little bit bad. Is it a case

769
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: of your kids going no, we have a story and

770
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: she's like, don't touch me. No, it's more like freaks.

771
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 2: It's more like if we're out and mom's talking about

772
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 2: her grandkids, she'll talk about Winnie.

773
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 1: She'd be like, Winnie is so cute.

774
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 2: This name is Winny Major anyway a little and I'm like,

775
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 2: for fox sake, yesterday I had my kids in the car,

776
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 2: had my mum in the car.

777
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm in the car because I'm driving. Obviously that would

778
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: be dangerous if I wasn't. And we went past the

779
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 1: street that was called Winnie Street, and Mum nearly jumped

780
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: out of the fucking cars. Look it's Winny Street. I

781
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: was like, you know, I've got Oscar and Macy in

782
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 1: the bat you know their names. Yeah, and she was

783
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: like the other two, I think for sure. Okay, I'll

784
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: put my hand up. I will not say who it is,

785
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: but of my nieces and nephews, I definitely have a favorite.

786
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,320
Speaker 1: You have a favorite. I have a favorite. I have

787
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,960
Speaker 1: a favorite niece. You only have one so by default,

788
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 1: But like I get it, some people are more likeable

789
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: than others. I have a question for you. Okay, how

790
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: did you actually get punished as a child when you

791
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: were a young lad? A young lad many moons ago,

792
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: because I was thinking about this, Actually, this is a

793
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:01,280
Speaker 1: question that I have been pondering since we last spoke.

794
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 2: Where both of the age where we were born and

795
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 2: raised in the back end of the corporal punishment era.

796
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: Yes, I feel like after us, everyone got soft. I

797
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: hate to say it back back in our day, but exactly,

798
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: I used to get how we've ended up being normal,

799
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:23,280
Speaker 1: and I do. I love my mother. She's a saint,

800
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: disclaimer God. She loved to beat us.

801
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 2: Oh man, my so my the wooden spoon was that

802
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,959
Speaker 2: it was definitely prominent in my house as a child,

803
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 2: and I wasn't.

804
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: A good kid.

805
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 2: My sister never ever even got threatened with her. Actually,

806
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 2: now i'm thinking about it, my sister was definitely the favorite.

807
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 2: My sister was like very she was just such a

808
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 2: good kid, and I was such a fucking pain in

809
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 2: the art.

810
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: And they used to threaten me and and hit me

811
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 1: with the wooden.

812
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 2: Spoon at any opportunity they could, essentially and once again

813
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 2: disclaimed I love my parents.

814
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 1: Whenever I hear the cutlery drawer open, Laura can be

815
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 1: going to get a spoon, and I'm like, oh, hiding

816
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: under the day. It was like my dog when the

817
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: storm's coming over. That's me. There's rattling of the forks

818
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: and eyes and I'm like, it's coming.

819
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 2: I made the mistake of hiding the wooden spoon. Big mistake,

820
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 2: my friend. It will go down as one of the

821
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 2: biggest mistakes of my life doing that because I hit

822
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 2: the wooden spoon. The repercussions of hiding the wooden spoon.

823
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 2: Let me introduce you to the hard plastic spoon. Holy

824
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 2: it's the chainsaws of fucking She got it out of

825
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 2: the drawer and it had a soundtrack, and I was like,

826
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 2: I felt the wrath of that heard plastic spoon.

827
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: If it makes you feel any better. She's not alone.

828
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: We are not alone. I put the question out there

829
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 1: on socials, and I will say, hey, just out of curiosity.

830
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 1: The majority of people who follow us are of a

831
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: similar age. We're in our thirties. Some of us are

832
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 1: closer to forty. Me awful. I don't want to And

833
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 1: I said, how did you get punished as a child?

834
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: And the answers that I got were astounding. Okay, and

835
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 1: these ones, like they are a little bit dark at times,

836
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 1: but people all kind of caveat it and said, but

837
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: I love my parents and I turned out fine, So

838
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 1: this is not, in fact child abuse. Okay, disclaim on

839
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: some of these answers made me feel a little bit

840
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 1: better about my childhood. Actually take it away. Okay.

841
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 2: The first one, and again not a lot of information,

842
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 2: so I don't know what they did with it. The

843
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 2: first one is whyre hangar.

844
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 1: What that person said? They just said, but I love

845
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: my mom.

846
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 2: It's funny though, because all of them said I love

847
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:53,919
Speaker 2: my parents. Wire hanger, Matt, I'm assuming that they got

848
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 2: hit with.

849
00:42:54,480 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: A wire ham. Yeah, holy shit. This is kind of

850
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: similar to the wooden spoon ash of the fly swatter

851
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: that's minor league. My grandfather used to hit me with

852
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: a fly swatter if I was going to get hit

853
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 1: with anything. Pillow.

854
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 2: This one is and again I can't quite I'm trying

855
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 2: to picture this in my head.

856
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 1: I got hit with a sprinkler. Go on.

857
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 2: It even makes a whipping sound when it's on the

858
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 2: way to your house.

859
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: What. I've got a few people saying hose and I

860
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 1: could imagine. I could imagine that would be a great whipper.

861
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Speaker 1: Never had those myself, but I never had this ash

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Speaker 1: as well. A lot of people they would have a

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Speaker 1: type of punishment for swearing where you would get something

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Speaker 1: put in your mouth. Soap okay, so people would say

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00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: raw onion sandwiches or a mouthful of soap is one

866
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:59,359
Speaker 1: that we hurt a lot, pepper in the mouth, hot

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Speaker 1: mustard clothes. Oh, for God's sake, buster to everyone listening,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry for all of the stuff up today that happens.

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Speaker 1: Do you reckon these parents like it's generational right. They

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Speaker 1: would have gotten that and passed it down Like I

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00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,439
Speaker 1: swear my mum would have been the wooden spoon. Yeah, yeah,

872
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,720
Speaker 1: I think that that. You've got to learn it from somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Imagine being one of those families where one of the

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Speaker 1: mustard families, they're the mustard people.

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Speaker 2: This one as well, like curry powder in the mouth,

876
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 2: or ye soap in the mouth, tabasco in it, that's fucked.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like that old thing where it's like

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Speaker 2: if you've got caught smoking, they're like, now smoke this.

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Speaker 1: Whole packet of cigarettes in front of me. Son, Like,

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Speaker 1: what how about this? I shouldn't laugh, this person said,

881
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 1: they said, and look I can laugh about it. But

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00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,439
Speaker 1: they used to get the cord of the electric fry pan.

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Speaker 1: Oh I feel sick. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: A few wooden spoon ones my mum knew was fuck

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Speaker 2: when it snapped, it had nothing left. My mum had

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Speaker 2: a different one for each child.

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Speaker 1: Larry the ladle once I made this mistake of saying

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Speaker 1: that didn't hurt. Oh my god. Finally we have the

889
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: metal whisk. I actually think I met a whisk would

890
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: be fine. I med a whisk mostly by my friend's parents.

891
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:32,359
Speaker 1: Ha ha ha, what okay, we'll look, we should call

892
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 1: the police. I'm just saying, you know you were in

893
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 1: for it when you had a vein popping out for it.

894
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Speaker 1: I do like when people gave names to someone said,

895
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: there was Bernie the belt.

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Speaker 2: Larry the ladle is very good anyway, keeping coming in actually,

897
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Speaker 2: and yet look at us, we're all fine driving, we're

898
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Speaker 2: all fine.

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Speaker 1: Deep trauma. Yes, I don't need specifics, but but was

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Speaker 1: there any punishment in your household?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: That's yes, what did you get hit with? That's the

903
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 1: segment should be what did you get hit with with? Ah,

904
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,280
Speaker 1: the old band that's vintage.

905
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's nice. That's og stuff. When it's like,

906
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 2: I'm not even going to find something to hit you,

907
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 2: I'm just going to hit you. And also like so

908
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 2: quick and quick and swift.

909
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 1: Like sometimes it was. It was worse when you did

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00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 1: something wrong and then there was that pause. There was

911
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: that moment of dead space where you were waiting for

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00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 1: your parents to go to the area where the item

913
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Speaker 1: was held for me, the wooden spoon, hear the cutlery

914
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 1: drawer open and then walk back over. You know, when

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00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,240
Speaker 1: you're and you're waiting for it to happen, bracing yourself.

916
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Speaker 2: The parents then loved making a ruckus in the drawer,

917
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,800
Speaker 2: like the anticipation oh yeah, and thinking they were dramatic,

918
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 2: this is me giving you a head start, and the

919
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Speaker 2: hunt was on.

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Speaker 1: Kids are kids don't know how lucky they are. You know,

921
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Speaker 1: I'm going to do it. I'm going to go home.

922
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 2: We're going to hit Oscar with a utensil. I've been

923
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 2: I just hit him with a pillow, little pillow. Fight

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Speaker 2: ain't bad?

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Speaker 1: Is it? As I put soap in that pillow? People

926
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Speaker 1: don't know that you're joking. I'm joking. This is a joke,

927
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Speaker 1: full joke people. It's hard as your oscar. It's not

928
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Speaker 1: a joke. Ash. You need to get out of here?

929
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Speaker 1: Do I need to get out of here? The listeners

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Speaker 1: need to think about the trauma that I've been through

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Speaker 1: in their lives. If You've enjoyed this episode, any episode

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Speaker 1: of Two Doting Dads, we would love it if you

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00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:35,960
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934
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: us a review of Follow us on social media, TikTok, Facebook,

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Speaker 1: all that everywhere you know? Yeah, you know what we

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Speaker 1: call something else math. Yes, you can have us in

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Speaker 1: your house. Wow, what a treat? How you might ask

938
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Speaker 1: how we have raunchy ranch. Yes, twenty twenty five we

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Speaker 1: have gone one step further, made a calendar that's even sexier.

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Speaker 1: Than chorre play last year. I don't know how that's possible,

941
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Speaker 1: but we made it with the help of Farm Animals

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Speaker 1: ash It's just shire thirty bucks. It is from the

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Speaker 1: Budget smokel website and one hundred percent of proceeds of

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Speaker 1: the sale of the calendar are going to a really

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Speaker 1: amazing charity called Rise Up. They work with victims of

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Speaker 1: domestic violence, so it's a great, great cause. So if

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Speaker 1: it wasn't enticing enough the fact that Ashni are semi

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Speaker 1: naked in your house, the fact that the money raise

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00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,839
Speaker 1: is going to such an awesome charity should be enough.

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Speaker 1: Surely do want to make you purchase, but there's only

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Speaker 1: a few hundred available to buy them before they sell out.

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Speaker 1: We don't want to hear disappointed listeners who missed out

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Speaker 1: because there were a few last year. Yes, so that's

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Speaker 1: Budget smoker dot com dot a hue the linkers in

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Speaker 1: the show notes, we will get out of here. Let's

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Speaker 1: go goodbye. Two Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians

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00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 1: of country throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea

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Speaker 1: and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

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Speaker 2: peoples today.

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Speaker 1: This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land.