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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Hey it after that in Australia. I hope you're having

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Speaker 2: a wonderful Monday. You've got a chance to win something

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Speaker 2: we've stolen off beg. Judd's Desk with Australia's Easy as

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Speaker 2: Quiz a little bit later on this our wards, not

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Speaker 2: to mention, we're kicking off the awards of the decade

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Speaker 2: this show, which I'm bloody excited about.

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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 2: We are literally going to be finding the best thing

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Speaker 2: within a particular category. And these aren't like you know,

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Speaker 2: who wore the best dress to an awards ceremony. We

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Speaker 2: wouldn't do that, not on this show.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mind it as guttager. Actually it's a great aquat.

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Speaker 2: You weren't part of the planning meeting. These are more like,

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Speaker 2: you know, what's been the most scandalous hookup of the

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Speaker 2: last decade. And these don't just have to be celebrities.

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Speaker 2: These can be like you found out that your best

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Speaker 2: mate ended up hooking up with your other best mates

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Speaker 2: mum juicy. Seriously, that'd be a great non nations. So look,

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Speaker 2: we're going to be knocking off the categories every single

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Speaker 2: day this week. The awards will be given next week,

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Speaker 2: So I'm really looking forward to that happening at five o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Best crocodile survival story so specifically crocodile survival stories for

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Speaker 1: the last ten years. I mean, that could be one.

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Speaker 2: That could be one. Not I don't think it will be,

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Speaker 2: but it goes on the board though. It goes on

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Speaker 2: the board with there's a survey today which is list

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Speaker 2: of the best suburbs in Australia all the way through

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Speaker 2: to the worst suburbs in terms of livability. Sure, and

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Speaker 2: there are all sorts of statistics that will you know,

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Speaker 2: put one ahead of the other.

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Speaker 1: And they're quite boring. We don't want to get into that,

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Speaker 1: do we.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's like traffic, congestion, theft, etcetera, etcetera. Yeah, but

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Speaker 2: not surprisingly, the ritzy suburbs are at the top, not.

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Speaker 1: So ritzy at the bottom. Sure.

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Speaker 2: Now, my question for you and for everyone else is

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Speaker 2: do you think that we can tell where someone is

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Speaker 2: from what suburbs they're from based on their.

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Speaker 1: Voice one hundred percent percent?

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Speaker 2: Maybe not the specific suburb. About what about if we

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Speaker 2: because that would have been very impressive, like a circus freak.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But as we've learned on this show a number

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Speaker 1: of times. I'm a bit of a circus freak, and

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Speaker 1: we have in a number of.

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Speaker 2: Realms we have learned that what about it we make

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Speaker 2: it a little bit easier for ourselves. What about if

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Speaker 2: we did, like top five suburbs, we can pick it

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Speaker 2: with you from the top five suburbs of the bottom

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Speaker 2: five suburbs.

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Speaker 1: Because you're comparing both ends of the scale. I think

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Speaker 1: we will definitely if someone calls, we'll definitely be able

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Speaker 1: to tell they're in the top five or where they're

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought, But I've changed the producers before this

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Speaker 2: and they're not not so sure it's going to be

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Speaker 2: that easy. Really, Like, what's a characteristic of somebody living

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Speaker 2: I'll give you. I'll give you on a Lavender Bay

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Speaker 1: It's hard to put a characteristic to it. Will it's

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Speaker 1: I've got a sixth sense in this stuff. It's a twang.

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Speaker 1: It's a certain twang.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 1: It's it's it's a grammatical thing.

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Speaker 2: You your talking gabba.

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Speaker 1: It's I'm telling you what I can tell. I can tell.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to putting words how I can tell, but

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Speaker 2: Tell sounds like the words of a liar. So what

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Speaker 2: we can I do is thirteen six fives phone number.

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Speaker 2: I want you guys to call if you're from the

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Speaker 2: five best suburbs in Australia per this survey, or the

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Speaker 2: fires worse suburbs, and then we have to pick whether

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Speaker 2: you're from the top five or the bottom five. Easy, okay,

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Speaker 2: So these are the people that can call from the

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Speaker 2: top five. Top five are Milsen's Point, Lavender Bay, South Yarra,

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Speaker 2: East Melbourne and Deloitte. I think that's an accounting firm,

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Speaker 1: Must be great to live there at Deloitte.

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Speaker 2: It might be it must be wonderful at the at

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Speaker 2: the accounting firm. The bottom the bottom five. Sorry, that's

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Speaker 2: meant to see elderly. That's meant to say elderly.

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Speaker 1: Go on, Brisbane, give us bottom five.

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Speaker 2: The bottom five are Warner, Narry, Warren, South Narry, Warren,

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Speaker 1: All right, great, So if you if you're from any

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Speaker 1: of those suburbs thirteen one oh sixty five. Give us

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Speaker 1: a call maybe to say a fun.

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Speaker 2: Fact, just something about yourself. Yeah, and then we have

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Speaker 2: to pick if your top five or bottom five suburbs

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Speaker 2: in Australia walk in the park. Will It'll be interesting though,

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Speaker 2: won't it.

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Speaker 1: And you can try and put on a voice if

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Speaker 1: you want, because I'll be able to sniff it out.

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Speaker 2: Well okay, beautiful, Well yeah, we'll hear it out anyway wards,

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Speaker 2: We've got a little bit of a battle of the

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Speaker 2: suburbs happening at the suburbs, all right. So here what

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Speaker 2: we're going to do here is there's been a list

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Speaker 2: released today best to worst Australia's suburbs. Okay, and it's

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Speaker 2: based on a whole bunch of boring criterion. I'm not

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Speaker 2: going to go into it. Woods. You and I think

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Speaker 2: that we think we can pick if somebody is from

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Speaker 2: the top five suburbs or the bottom five suburbs just

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Speaker 2: by the way they sound on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Yep, easy, And.

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Speaker 2: I'll read out the suburbs again just so run. You

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Speaker 2: can call from these suburbs Top five, Milson's Point, Lavender Bay,

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Speaker 2: South Yarra, East Melbourne, elderly, worst suburbs Warner, Narry, Warren

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Speaker 2: South in North hingein brook West, Hoxton. The top five

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Speaker 2: bottom five based on the survey. Let's see if we

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Speaker 2: can figure it out.

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Speaker 1: Got Michelle here on thirty one sixty five. Michelle, just

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Speaker 1: crack into your fun fact.

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Speaker 3: Hi, I like horse riding.

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Speaker 4: Mmm?

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Speaker 1: Top five, Michelle, Ye, you're in there, in the top five.

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Speaker 5: Nope?

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Speaker 1: Oh will you shot from the hip? Where you shot

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Speaker 1: from the hip? He's clearly in the bottom five.

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Speaker 2: Are you're from?

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Speaker 1: Michelle?

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Speaker 2: Narry nor Beauti Narry South? Copt it as well, Michelle,

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Speaker 2: But I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why it's in the bottom five.

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Speaker 1: We didn't make the list. We didn't make the list.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Michelle. Michelle, will so, if you're going to

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Speaker 4: What what?

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Speaker 2: What hint in her? Gave me that she was from

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Speaker 2: from a nice sum.

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Speaker 1: To a to a young here maybe William, we've got

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Speaker 1: we've got taydum here, now, Titan, go for a watch.

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Speaker 1: Fun fact?

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Speaker 6: I like fishing, mate, Yeah, now I.

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Speaker 1: Almost shot from the hip. You like it? The fish?

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Speaker 1: Watch your favorite fish? What's your favorite.

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Speaker 2: Fish come on his bottom.

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Speaker 1: Five fresh water always mate, fresh bottom five, bottom five?

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Speaker 7: Beautiful?

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Speaker 1: What are you so?

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Speaker 2: Did Nary South deserve the bottom five?

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Speaker 6: Definitely?

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Speaker 2: People in Narry North aren't happy about that much.

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Speaker 1: I've got Laura now, Laura, cracking into your fun fact.

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Speaker 7: I'm an actor.

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Speaker 1: You're an actor? Okay, have you been anything? We'd know?

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Speaker 7: I've been on the Home and Away for one episode.

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Speaker 1: Oh there we go. Okay, what are you feeling?

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Speaker 2: Okay, now we don't know who.

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Speaker 1: You're an ex girl?

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Speaker 2: Gray's girlfriend is what do you He's.

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Speaker 1: With neighbors, he might a jump ship, who knows. I'm

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Speaker 1: feeling Look now, I'm feeling top I'm feeling top five.

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling top five. I think I think there's a

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Speaker 1: the acting thing and the parents have a supportive of that.

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Speaker 1: Right now, Laura, we're going in top five?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, top five?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, where you're from, Laura.

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Speaker 4: From?

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Speaker 2: We're gonna have a shaddy about the botanical gardens. We've

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Speaker 2: got Michael on thirty one six five. Mike, talk to us.

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Speaker 2: What's your fun fact?

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Speaker 8: Hi?

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Speaker 5: Hello, mate?

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Speaker 3: Look a lot to work from non per three every morning.

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Speaker 6: You like to.

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Speaker 1: Now, here's the thing. There's a bit of a voice

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Speaker 1: being put on. Here, there's a little bit of a voice.

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Speaker 9: Five.

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Speaker 1: I think Michael's the top five. You can go with

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Speaker 2: He's a bit of a wolf in sheep's clothing.

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Speaker 1: I think the stink of the wolf was top in

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, Michael, we reckon your top five?

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Speaker 5: Oh no, my not top four, bottom four?

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Speaker 6: Mote where are you from? Michael Warren step?

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Speaker 1: Of the listeners in Narry Warren don't.

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Speaker 2: That's why they're probably in the bottom five.

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Speaker 1: Look, I'm thinking about becoming an escort. Now, before you

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Speaker 1: think that's completely ludicrous and outrageous, let me explain myself.

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Speaker 1: Last week we were raising funds for Red Cross their

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Speaker 1: bushfire relief fund, and we auctioned off a date with me.

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Speaker 1: It went for a huge amount of cash.

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Speaker 2: Your date went for six three hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. It was a wonderful thing we did there. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: of course, one opportunity of charity. And can I just

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Speaker 2: remind you it was for a in the date. So

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Speaker 2: you do realize the connotations of the word escort carries

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Speaker 1: I do, and let me explain that now or clarify that.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of becoming a non physical escort. So basically,

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Speaker 1: people can hire me, not for a game of cards.

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Speaker 1: It could be a game of cards. Maybe you've got

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Speaker 1: an event coming up and you don't want to go

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Speaker 1: and go alone. I come. Maybe you've got a weekend away. Again,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to do it alone. I come.

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Speaker 2: But do they do? They definitely don't do it alone,

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Speaker 2: if you know what I mean as well, Sorry, well

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Speaker 2: they're not doing it alone, or they are doing it alone.

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Speaker 1: Well, they're not doing it with you. No, there's no physicality.

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Speaker 1: We can negotiate maybe a kissing, a hug maybe, but

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Speaker 1: that would be slope.

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Speaker 2: I think. I think you're either in your out.

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Speaker 3: I no know.

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Speaker 1: I was not going to go.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. I've got a second base, but

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Speaker 2: don't take rid no home.

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Speaker 1: No, we would would be, but it would be it

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Speaker 1: would be a contract.

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Speaker 2: I think it's no physicality, or its physicality, but you're

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Speaker 2: not just going around just doing chicken twists.

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Speaker 1: I think there's a negotiable area, and I think it

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Speaker 1: would be good to have a right hand man, my

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Speaker 1: pimp to be there. And I was wondering, no, if

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Speaker 1: you know, really, yes, really you will get ten percent

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Speaker 7: Woh?

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Speaker 1: You look good, you look great. If you want to

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Speaker 2: I've got a cane.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ten thousand dollars up front feet ahime would have

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Speaker 1: Well, we can talk about that off here right now.

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Speaker 2: You can take take him for a play, play in

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Speaker 1: You can take me for a player in the park.

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Speaker 2: You might go and to hit the swings.

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Speaker 2: Well, and there's no speaking as your official pim. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Know no, but no, none of that. That's completely off

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Speaker 2: Now we'll have a little special offer of fifty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Defeats the purpose of escort.

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Speaker 1: In a lot of ways. Now, see I completely disagree.

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Speaker 1: what would that name be?

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, but just like date buddy or

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Speaker 2: just hang buddy, okaying like that because you're not because

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Speaker 2: as soon as they escort, yes, people are starting to

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Speaker 2: just don't think anybody in their right mind would pay

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Speaker 2: for But Michelle's called I'm thirty one oh sixty five, Michelle.

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Speaker 2: Is there a future for auder in this line of work?

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Speaker 7: I think there would be a high amount for older women,

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Speaker 7: I mean my sixties, but my fix sties. But I

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Speaker 7: because you get you wanted to dinner and the odd

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Speaker 2: Okay, I think, Michelle, I mean like I just I

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Speaker 2: sort of a figure would you be out? Would you

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Speaker 7: Well, I suppose it depends on the event.

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Speaker 1: Yes, what if it was dinner. What if it was

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Speaker 1: a dinner Michelle, if you wanted me to come to

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Speaker 1: a dinner tonight, let's do three or four hours with you,

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Speaker 1: how much would you be looking at paying them? Michelle?

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Speaker 1: What do you think reasonable?

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Speaker 7: I think you know, if it's you paying for your

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Speaker 6: But the dinner a figure.

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Speaker 2: Michelle just hit us with a figure.

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Speaker 7: Three hundred.

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Speaker 9: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: That's good. Bank will for three out, that's really good.

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Speaker 1: That's huge out right, Thank you, Michelle, Thank you, Michelle.

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Speaker 1: Are you believing me.

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Speaker 2: Now, well, I'm interested.

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Speaker 1: That's some sweet bank. It's gonna bet.

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Speaker 2: We're not going to call it sweet bank, and we

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, but we could make some moneywards. Okay, we

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Speaker 1: got here, Joe. You're an actual former p I MP Joe.

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Speaker 6: Guys, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Do you think that?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Going, Joe?

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Speaker 6: I was going to say not former currently in the position? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Great?

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Speaker 1: Great? Is there is there a market? Is there a

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Speaker 1: market here? Joe?

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Speaker 6: Definitely? Mate, there is definitely a market. And the caller

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Speaker 6: that just called before, it's not gonna's not going to

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Speaker 6: cut it. We need to be we need to be

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Speaker 6: at least at the gorilla.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 6: Okay for you to escort, and you can, by the way,

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Speaker 6: you can call it escorting. Escorting doesn't necessarily mean, thank you, Joe,

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Speaker 6: that you provide a can I say sexual yeah? Service?

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Speaker 7: Okay.

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Speaker 6: It doesn't necessarily mean that you provide it a sexual servious.

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Speaker 6: It just means that you are accompanying someone else for

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Speaker 6: whatever the term is that you've agreed.

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Speaker 1: You might have taken Will's job. There. I think I

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Speaker 1: got a new pip. Thank you, Joe. We'll be in touch.

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Speaker 6: Look Will nothing against you. Will, You've taken.

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Speaker 2: Everybody says, who does he think is? I just told

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Speaker 2: tremendously wept.

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Speaker 7: And they asked the things to.

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody's awards is the decades, ten years of stories.

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Speaker 2: Wood's got to pull up some good stuff to you guys.

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Speaker 2: And as I said just before, this isn't just about

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Speaker 2: the celebris. This is about your lives. So yes, you

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Speaker 2: can nominate a celebrity story or a story you've heard

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Speaker 2: or whatever, but this might be something happened to you

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Speaker 2: for an award of the decade. And as you said,

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Speaker 2: we've spent our last sixty to eighty dollars on some

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Speaker 2: medallions which you can win exclusive Awards of the Decade dallions.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, limited edition medallions, Awards of the Decade medallions. You

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Speaker 1: won't be able to find these anywhere in the world

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Speaker 1: and you could be hanging one of those bad boys

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Speaker 1: from I mean, who knows a hook in your house.

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Speaker 1: So what we're doing now is Will and I have

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Speaker 1: both got a category that we specifically like, we specifically like,

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Speaker 1: and you guys are juicing which category you prefer. I

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Speaker 1: will I brought up this category rather flippantly about an

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Speaker 1: Here is the category best crocodile survival story, so specifically

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Speaker 1: crocodile survival stories for the last ten years. I mean

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Speaker 1: that could be one.

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Speaker 2: That could be one. I don't think it will be.

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Speaker 7: How dare you.

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Speaker 1: Specific big said you don't think it will be. I

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Speaker 1: five call us now, because that's one category option.

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, so that's crocodile. What is nomination for the

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Speaker 2: So if you've got one of them, give us a

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Speaker 2: quality stories will lead to the category being nominated next week.

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Speaker 2: The second option this afternoon is thirteen one oh six five.

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Speaker 2: I want people to call us with sauciest hookup of

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Speaker 2: the decade. The hookup which is particularly controversial. Yeah, that

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Speaker 2: you're willing to put forward to nominate again, it might

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Speaker 2: be from you, it might be someone that you've known

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Speaker 2: the most amount of stories. Will decide whether or not

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Speaker 2: that category is the the category go for for the

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Speaker 2: War of decade. So two categories there, guys. Thirty one

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Speaker 2: and six Best crocodile survival story still laughing thirty one

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Speaker 2: six five sauciest hookup of the decade, Katie.

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Speaker 1: Here, you imagine if the saucy hookup involved a crocodile? Will?

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Speaker 1: I mean, as you've got that gee.

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Speaker 3: Whiz, it doesn't have a crocodile anyway.

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Speaker 2: K do you think next week we should be doing

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Speaker 3: Absolutely hook up way more scandalous than crocodile bit juice.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I can't see too many crocodile stories getting through, Katie.

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Speaker 2: Have you got an example of a saucy hookup?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I reckon that's the sauciest hookup of this decade. I

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Speaker 3: reckon it's going to be happened black only a couple

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Speaker 3: of weeks ago between Miley Cyrus and Caitlyn Carter.

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Speaker 2: We have to be out there. Yeah, it's a good one.

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Speaker 1: It happened pretty fresh after the divorce of Limb and Miley. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was in the news headlines. Not bad, that's a

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Speaker 1: pretty good.

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Speaker 2: We haven't even we haven't even thrown it open to

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Speaker 1: Is definitely nothing popping to mind right now. That's mainly

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Speaker 2: Well, as it was a you and a Laura from

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Speaker 2: The Bachelor in had to be on there, wouldn't it.

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Speaker 2: That was absolutely long. That was wild. That was absolutely wild.

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Speaker 1: We had one dinner with.

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Speaker 2: It was totally wild. But you've got a tattoo of

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Speaker 2: her in your foot. You went out for a drink

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's most hotel room. I dropped her

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Speaker 1: I'll lingered in the lobby for a little bit. But

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Speaker 2: We've got Jake here choosing between two topics for awards

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Speaker 2: of the decade, would you're either the best crocodile survival

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Speaker 4: Jake?

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Speaker 2: What have you got?

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Speaker 5: I got a scandalous hook up for you boys.

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Speaker 2: So you're a scandal's hookup guy? Beautiful?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 9: Talk all right?

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Speaker 2: So I'm good made of mine hooked up with another

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Speaker 1: Mum oh yeah pretty? So what was the what was

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Speaker 1: the wash of that one? Jake? How did it come out?

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Speaker 2: Actually that he actually doesn't know.

446
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Speaker 6: So if you're listening, mate, sorry, wow, we yah.

447
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Speaker 1: Maybe don't put that on on are it's the best

448
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Speaker 1: way to break into the big film. But that is

449
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Speaker 1: super saucy.

450
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Speaker 2: Geez. That is that is very very very saucy. Thanks

451
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Speaker 2: so much for the call, Jake.

452
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Speaker 1: Jakie.

453
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Speaker 2: So, Jake, you obviously wouldn't want to hear best crocodile

454
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Speaker 2: survival stories.

455
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Speaker 1: Ah oh, there's there's a little bit of light in it.

456
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Speaker 2: Yet. Well, we're getting loads of people that are calling

457
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Speaker 2: up with best survivals road do not go to Kathy.

458
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Speaker 2: I want to hear from Kathy. He's got more. We

459
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Speaker 2: can take one croc survival story if she's getting to talk,

460
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,280
Speaker 2: come on, because the rest because given it the rest

461
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Speaker 2: is scandalous. If it's the rest of scandalous.

462
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Speaker 1: Train you and me right now, gentlemen's agreement. If it's

463
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Speaker 1: a Palthy's story is elite. If it's a belter, then

464
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Speaker 1: we go with best crocodile stories of the decade next week.

465
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Speaker 1: If it's not good, we go to the Sorciers.

466
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Speaker 6: Talk.

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Speaker 1: Got fine, Kathy, dazzlus Bye.

468
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Speaker 9: Okay, My captain Ronnie was in his whole tinker bot

469
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Speaker 9: on the waters about playing aland knocking quite play yeah,

470
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Speaker 9: and he's fishing to the friend and crocodile come up

471
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Speaker 9: and stated trying to hip the boat over. He quite

472
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Speaker 9: shouted and got him right.

473
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Speaker 8: That the first part of it all was the lady

474
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Speaker 8: that he was fishing had been a tax file crocodile

475
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Speaker 8: hitting into the car the copper and tried to drag

476
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Speaker 8: her out of the car and take.

477
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Speaker 9: Her into the river.

478
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Speaker 2: That pretty good, Pretty good, Katy, No bad cat.

479
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Speaker 1: Thanks for sharing, Kathy, Thank you very much. Look, I'm

480
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Speaker 1: amazing story from Kathy. We're going in scah I mean

481
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Speaker 1: not nothing again.

482
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Speaker 2: Crossed it up with the top fox door, which sounded like.

483
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Speaker 1: A lie and it wasn't a lot. Don't you dig

484
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Speaker 1: a lot of woods.

485
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Speaker 2: The Veronicas, they've got a brand new MTV shows called

486
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Speaker 2: Blood Is for Life, and they've discussed the fact that

487
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,679
Speaker 2: before they go out and do a gig, they need

488
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 2: to lube up their whole bodies. They cover themselves in

489
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Speaker 2: loube to get into their outfits before they go and

490
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Speaker 2: do a gig. Oh my god, these pants are tight.

491
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Speaker 2: Grab Mex and bottles of let's produce a Joel very

492
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Speaker 2: good stuff now, so they need to go in by

493
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Speaker 2: ten bottles of this stuff. Here's Lisa, she literally this

494
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Speaker 2: is her talking for She's about to go into the

495
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Speaker 2: pharmacy and no, she hasn't got a pa to do it.

496
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Speaker 2: She said, her very famous woman walking into a pharmacist

497
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Speaker 2: buying ten bottles of Loop.

498
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Speaker 4: A lot of people don't realize that being an international

499
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Speaker 4: pop sensation is basically having to get to the pharmacy

500
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Speaker 4: and buy loube like everyone else is standing in line,

501
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Speaker 4: so you can lother yourself up and get on stage.

502
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Speaker 7: It's all part of it.

503
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Speaker 1: They do wear very tight outfits, the Veronicas.

504
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Speaker 2: What I don't care if you can't tell the difference

505
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Speaker 2: between their skin and the outfit in terms of how

506
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Speaker 2: tight it is. If I bump into Lisa and she's

507
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Speaker 2: got ten bottles of loob on her and we're in

508
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Speaker 2: a pharmacy and she says to me, Oh, I'm sorry,

509
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Speaker 2: I just I have to cover myself in this stuff

510
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Speaker 2: so I can fit in my outfit before a show.

511
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Speaker 1: Smells a bit fishy, doesn't It Absolutely reeks, absolutely reeks

512
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Speaker 1: of a lie. Yeah, But I feel sorry for.

513
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Speaker 2: It, because sometimes, very occasionally, you end up in a

514
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Speaker 2: situation where it just it looks so bad that even

515
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 2: if you've got a real justification for the story, people

516
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 2: don't believe you. Yeah, people genuinely don't believe you. Because

517
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Speaker 2: I've got your red handed There's nothing you can tell

518
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Speaker 2: me right now which is going to me believe otherwise. Yeah,

519
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Speaker 2: And I'd love to hear from some people if they've

520
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 2: got these, Yeah, thirty one or six five. Make it

521
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Speaker 2: a bit of a competition. Has anybody got a better

522
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Speaker 2: This isn't what it looks like.

523
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Speaker 1: I almost going into a physical fight on Saturday night

524
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Speaker 1: because of because of this, really yeah, yeah, yeah, what

525
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 1: what happened? So I was out of dinner with a

526
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Speaker 1: few friends and we decided that we needed one more

527
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: bottle of wine, just to just to finish things off.

528
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,679
Speaker 1: It was quite loud in us, but it's probably one

529
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Speaker 1: or two in the morning. So I went over to

530
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Speaker 1: another friend's house who lived around the corner. So he

531
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Speaker 1: went into his house to go and get the bottle

532
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Speaker 1: of wine. Yeah, and I decided I needed to take

533
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Speaker 1: a little whek. Now, keep in mind he actually he

534
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 1: has a little baby as well. He's got a baby,

535
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Speaker 1: he's got a long term girlfriend, and I live in

536
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Speaker 1: a very quiet street. I'm at the front and I'm

537
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Speaker 1: also I've got some headwear on myself. It makesically looks

538
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Speaker 1: like a shake, like you know, like shakes where that

539
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: that headwear that like a turban? Yeah, it was not

540
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 1: a turban. But I've got headwear on, which is which is?

541
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Speaker 1: It makes me look it was not a hit job,

542
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,880
Speaker 1: but it makes me look like I'm trying to I'm

543
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Speaker 1: not going to ask why it makes me look like

544
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Speaker 1: I'm trying to conceal my identity. Look, but that's all

545
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Speaker 1: you need to know for the story. I feel like

546
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 1: I need to take a week. So I go into

547
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 1: his front yard and I'm facing his front window and

548
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: taking a week while I've got headwear on, this guy

549
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: comes out of his house. Oh, oh, might I realize

550
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 1: I want to turn around to tell him that, no, no,

551
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,160
Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm Tom's mate. I'm Tom's mate, but I can't.

552
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 1: I'm taking a whet. Yeah, so this guy thinks that

553
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Speaker 1: I'm just ignoring him, and then I'm looking into the

554
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: front window. So he keeps my God last him, he

555
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: berated me, and I'm mid, I'm mid, wow, I can't

556
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 1: turn around and anyway, really luckily Tom walks back out

557
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 1: of the house. Who's the owner of the house and dead? Mate? Mate, mate,

558
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,400
Speaker 1: It's okay, he's a friend of mine. He's a friend

559
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Speaker 1: of him.

560
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 2: Because you can't say to him at that point, this

561
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,119
Speaker 2: isn't what it looks like. What like, what are you

562
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 2: going to say? Mate? I'm so sorry. I've just been

563
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 2: in a costume party and I'm friends with a guy

564
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 2: that lives here, so I feel comfortable, and I've taken

565
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 2: a weet in his front yard. He's like, get out

566
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 2: of here. You're clearly burgling me exactly. That is exactly

567
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 2: what I'm after. Yeah, thirty one oh sixty five is

568
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 2: the phone number if you like Lisa and the Veronicas

569
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,880
Speaker 2: you bought ten tubes alob for something and your mate

570
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Speaker 2: found you. Or if you're like Woods, you're in a

571
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 2: weird costume and you're wearing your mate's front yard, it

572
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 2: looks like you're about to rob him. Someone busts you.

573
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Speaker 2: You say, this isn't what it looks like. Has anybody

574
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 2: else been in that situation? Like, what's the hardest thing

575
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 2: You've had to try and explain whether this isn't what

576
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 2: it looks like?

577
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Speaker 1: Dylan, I'm thirteen, one oh six five. You got an

578
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Speaker 1: example of.

579
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Speaker 5: This, Yes, I have. So I accidentally locked my keys

580
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 5: in my cave. I was outside my home, and so

581
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 5: I ended up having to break into my car, which

582
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 5: unfortunately caught the neighbors attention, and they said, wait, what

583
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 5: are you doing? I said, it doesn't look it doesn't

584
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 5: not what it looks like, which they didn't believe me,

585
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 5: and end up having to call a cop, and then

586
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Speaker 5: the cops came, and then I had to explain myself

587
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 5: and I said, it's not what it looks like. He's

588
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 5: actually my car. I know what exactly is in my car?

589
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 2: Dylan, Spot there mate, shocking explanations.

590
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Speaker 1: Really, you know, there was a UNI film that was

591
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 1: filmed once, which involved they wanted for a shot some

592
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:02,399
Speaker 1: graves being done in a backyard. A neighbors saw that

593
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 1: and there was a full swat like the property because

594
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: they thought they were burying people. Wow, yeah that's true.

595
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 2: This isn't what it looks like. Yeah, first thing they

596
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 2: would have said, we've got Chloe on thirty and one

597
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 2: of six five. Chloe, you can relate to the veronicas.

598
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 2: You're buying ten tubes of lube, mate.

599
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, well not ten tips alube, but ten tubes of

600
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 3: baby oil. Bottles of baby oil.

601
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

602
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Speaker 3: I think of myself as a fairly attractive female. I've

603
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 3: got long born pair and you know, the big boots

604
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 3: and stuff like that. And here I am with my boss.

605
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 3: We are in cold buying ten bottles of baby oil.

606
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Speaker 3: He's an older man, he's he's late Tex.

607
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 6: Yeah.

608
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 3: We use the baby oil for we work as race horses.

609
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 3: We use it for their legs, purely innocent. And we've

610
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 3: got an older lady serving it, so she just gives

611
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 3: us the look. My boss turns around a wing satter.

612
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 3: I like, my face went so rad, and I was like,

613
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Speaker 3: I can tell my face is rad, which does not

614
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 3: make this any better we pay for what we're getting.

615
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Speaker 3: We walk away here, have a good evening here.

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Speaker 6: Two.

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Speaker 3: This is absolutely terrible. And we got back to the

618
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 3: car and I was like, thanks, boss. He's like, oh,

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Speaker 3: you love it. You know you.

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Speaker 2: Don't forget. We are still doing the Awards of the

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Speaker 2: Decade all this week and next week you guys are

622
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Speaker 2: deciding what the categories will be though, so tomorrow we'll

623
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Speaker 2: have another two topics going up against each other head

624
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Speaker 2: to head. Today's survive Crocodile Survival Stories lost narrowly to

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Speaker 2: most Scandalous hook cups.

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Speaker 1: We lost a good category there, which will be one.

627
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Speaker 2: Of the categories next week. If you put forward hippo

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Speaker 2: survival stories.

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Speaker 1: Next time, be ridiculous. IM doing shark survival stories tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: You are better from survival story category.

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Speaker 1: That's not fair.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow at five o'clock you guys have another chance to

633
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Speaker 2: vote which one of the two will be our category

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Speaker 2: next week for the Awards of the decor. And there's

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Speaker 2: still like a wonderful price to go ho with. We're

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Speaker 2: doing medallions for everyone. Yep, you can nominate you you're

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Speaker 2: friend if you head it onto our Instagram and Facebook

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Speaker 2: will and when you click on the link in the

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Speaker 2: bio that'll take you to the place where you can

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Speaker 2: start nominating people for these awards.

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Speaker 1: Guys, best Body Transformation of the Decade, Bill, how about

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Speaker 1: that one that could be right? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Who are you thinking? Has there been one that's really

644
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 2: captured you? Yeah?

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00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 1: I reckon Christian Bale becoming Dick Cheney a cheezy put

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Speaker 1: on a lot of weight.

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Speaker 2: What movie was it, Dick?

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Vice see what you're hearing.

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