1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,680 Speaker 1: Jersey and Amanda jam Nation to mean. Moore has a 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: new movie out. It's called The Substance, and the storyline 3 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 1: is about a woman trying to reclaim her youth and 4 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:16,279 Speaker 1: kind of doing a deal with the devil, but through 5 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:19,919 Speaker 1: a drug that will take her back and anti age her. 6 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:23,240 Speaker 1: So she shares this role with Margaret Quali, whose mum 7 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 1: is Andy McDowell. So Margaret Quality, who's twenty nine, plays 8 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,640 Speaker 1: the young de me more. It's a body horror film. 9 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,960 Speaker 1: I was even aware that there's a genre called body horror. 10 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 1: Here's the trailer. 11 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:39,440 Speaker 2: Have you ever dreamed of a better version of yourself? Younger, 12 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:47,000 Speaker 2: more beautiful, more perfect? One single injection unlocks your DNA 13 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 2: and will release another version of yourself. This is the substance. Well, 14 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 2: let's go a perfect balance of seven days. 15 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 1: Each there's been a slate misuse of the substance. 16 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 2: You have to start. 17 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:08,399 Speaker 1: I'm fine, So the balance of seven days? What is 18 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: this like a fly and fly I don't know, Yeah, 19 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:14,120 Speaker 1: a five FO drug. The girls that we work with 20 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:15,759 Speaker 1: here are going to go and see this on Thursday night, 21 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,319 Speaker 1: so we'll hear more later in the week. But what 22 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,119 Speaker 1: it is is, I think you can take this drug 23 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: for seven days, and of course someone abuses it and 24 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:29,039 Speaker 1: it all goes very manky. Apparently the final scene, her 25 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 1: character injects the substance directly into her veins. This isn't 26 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,680 Speaker 1: a giveaway, because what the movie is not meant to 27 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: inject it into your veins? I don't know. Is it 28 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,119 Speaker 1: like an oil of you lath put it on your face? 29 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 1: Maybe it? Maybe they say for external use only, see 30 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,520 Speaker 1: your doctor of pain persists. Moments later, she's writhing on 31 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 1: the bathroom floor, choking for air, her body stiff with 32 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: horrible pain. Her back splits open like a raw coconut, 33 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: her flesh flapping, oozing blood from her new orifors. Sorry everyone, 34 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: she's working from home. She's got new orifice. But apparently 35 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: cinema goers are quite traumatized. One cinemagoer told an English 36 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:09,799 Speaker 1: newspaper that twenty people walked out of the screening in 37 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,680 Speaker 1: less to square where they were. Most people watched it 38 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,639 Speaker 1: through their hands. They said it's the most graphic film 39 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 1: they've ever seen, which is will intrigue people to go 40 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: and see it. Someone else here said her date refused 41 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 1: to let her drive him home after the film because 42 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: he didn't want to vomit in front of her. She said, 43 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,400 Speaker 1: my date wouldn't let me drive him home because we 44 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: haven't been seeing each other for long and he didn't 45 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,240 Speaker 1: want to throw up in front of me. He literally 46 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,919 Speaker 1: walked home in the rain to vomit with dignity. Someone 47 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 1: else said, I've just watched The Substance, one of the 48 00:02:36,639 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: most horrifying, disturbing, and disgusting movie experiences I've had in 49 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,560 Speaker 1: my life. I don't know if I can return as 50 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:45,080 Speaker 1: a functional member of society after this. Other people are 51 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: saying it's brilliant, but that's it. I love the premise 52 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,119 Speaker 1: of it. If you see something that's too awful, too far, 53 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 1: too scary, you can never dial your brain back and 54 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 1: unsee it. That's why Slash of Film's body horror films, 55 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 1: as I now know they made, I find old terrifying. 56 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,679 Speaker 2: I don't need to watch that. You just watch the 57 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 2: horror movie right there on the TV, which is the 58 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 2: six thirty news. 59 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:08,920 Speaker 1: But you know I miss, I miss what about forget 60 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: body horror? What about the Buddy movie? 61 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,519 Speaker 2: Remember the Buddy movie? 62 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 1: Body Horror film? Go through Buddy Horror. We have like 63 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: Tango and Cash and Turn around one of his backs 64 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,799 Speaker 1: splits open when he's trying to find the fountain of view. 65 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 2: I get body horror in the morning when I look 66 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,520 Speaker 2: at myself naked in the mirror. 67 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: Oh no, I will too. You can't undersee that you're not. 68 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 2: It's supposed to join in.