WEBVTT - MINI: Jack's Button Down

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell, Christian O'Connell show, What happened to Me, Chuck

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<v Speaker 1>and Patsy over the weekend? And a song that sums

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<v Speaker 1>it up, Jack Post, What's it for you?

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<v Speaker 2>I got dressed up on Friday night. This is my

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<v Speaker 2>song for the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy about Where did he go?

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<v Speaker 2>A sharp dressed man was on his way to my

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<v Speaker 2>wife's work function. Biancher had a big party with her

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<v Speaker 2>work on Friday night and she was there early helping

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<v Speaker 2>to set it up and run the event.

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<v Speaker 1>Give the charity a plug. Your wife works for an

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<v Speaker 1>amazing charity.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Free to Feed. It's called they help refugees and

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<v Speaker 2>asylum seekers get employment in Australia as well as do

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<v Speaker 2>cooking classes and experiences for the community that can go

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<v Speaker 2>and do the experiences. And they're moving from North get

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<v Speaker 2>into North fitz Roy at this new building. So they

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<v Speaker 2>had like a what they called a housewarming party for

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<v Speaker 2>the new building.

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<v Speaker 1>Out very north what they called a woman I Love.

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<v Speaker 2>It in the old Mosquito Bar by the Clifton Hill

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<v Speaker 2>macas if anyone's looking for her or knows that building.

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<v Speaker 2>So Biank is up sitting up the event and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>at home getting dressed by myself, something i'd usually do

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<v Speaker 2>with Bianker and ask her how I look.

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<v Speaker 1>She needs to dress you. She doesn't need to.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't need to dress me, but I like to

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes asking does this match?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like an outfit check, isn't it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, just to give me the thumbs up. So I

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<v Speaker 2>was left on my own for this getting dressed on

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<v Speaker 2>Friday night, and I decided that in the mirror I

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<v Speaker 2>looked good with a few buttons on my button up

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<v Speaker 2>shirt undone and a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Two is two is as low as you can go

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<v Speaker 1>for a gentleman. As she's Simon cow who goes down

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<v Speaker 1>to three.

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<v Speaker 2>I went for three undone three, so a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>chest was exposed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lot. I mean that is your nipple line? Really,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't you at three? You're right there? Something that's low.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you even have hair on your chest?

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<v Speaker 1>Check?

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<v Speaker 2>I've only got a few little sprouts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Did you comb them so like a ball man?

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<v Speaker 1>Like a comb over, like a Kevin Bartlett.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you would have noticed on Friday night paths because

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<v Speaker 2>I left the house with the three buttons undone.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Good wow.

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<v Speaker 1>John Travolta Friday Night Fever for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, big mistake. I may have well been wearing a

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<v Speaker 2>big flashing red light on my head that said calling

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<v Speaker 2>attention to myself, that said, look at me, look at me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a statements three undone.

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<v Speaker 2>I did realize every person I met commented on the

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<v Speaker 2>three buttons. Bianca started making a big fuss when she

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<v Speaker 2>saw me. The word she used actually was brave.

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<v Speaker 1>Right statue to you over this?

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<v Speaker 2>And now I don't know. I know a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>people from Banker's work, but largely I didn't know a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of the guests at the function.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all going to be talking about something on today

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<v Speaker 1>at work light Did you see Jack post arrive? Three buttons? Undone?

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<v Speaker 2>So in the first ten minutes, I'm already in this

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<v Speaker 2>difficult position where I have to decide do I one

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<v Speaker 2>who Obviously I should button back up.

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<v Speaker 1>But I felt you saying go down to four. You

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<v Speaker 1>just have the shirt open.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I should buckle back up. But I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want people to think they've peer pressured me into like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>he thought he could pull off three and now he's

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<v Speaker 2>gone and done it back up. Or I could leave

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<v Speaker 2>it open and just feel the self consciousness of everybody

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<v Speaker 2>mentioning it everywhere I go. So I spent ten minutes

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<v Speaker 2>trying to keep the button undone. And you know what

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<v Speaker 2>it's like anyway, when you're meeting a new group of people, and.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hard work. That's small tool when you don't so

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<v Speaker 1>were you left by yourself to try and mingle?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Byank is doing things like running food around because

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<v Speaker 2>she's running the event.

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<v Speaker 1>That is my idea of how and I bore that. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>where do you guys live the is it nice living there? Industry?

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<v Speaker 2>Job?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do? Do you like your the compute to that?

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, the reason you go to the bar so much

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<v Speaker 2>at events I gap when you don't know people is

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<v Speaker 2>because it's something to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Check off two minutes, then you go to the toilet again. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I've gone for sit down. I don't even need one,

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<v Speaker 1>just have a look at my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, Sometimes I started walking and I thinking, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know where I'm walking. I don't know where I'm walking.

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<v Speaker 2>I just got to keep walking because I don't know anybody,

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<v Speaker 2>so I might as well go back to the bar again.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you got three buttons under then you're getting drunk, So.

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<v Speaker 2>One of my trips to the toilet to hide. I

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<v Speaker 2>looked in the mirror and I thought, all right, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Buttons are going back up and I just have to

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<v Speaker 2>suck it up.

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<v Speaker 1>And then did you have a better night? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm still doing that thing where I'm walking around

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<v Speaker 2>just awkward talking.

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<v Speaker 1>So what have you learned from it? Are you now

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<v Speaker 1>going to commit to the three buttons undone?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm going out actually with that collar button pretty

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<v Speaker 2>much gone out.

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<v Speaker 1>On the other ways.

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