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Speaker 5: Good morning, Jackie boy, Hi, Christian, goome mine in Pats morning.
Speaker 6: I have a daughter who is now a graduate. Everybody, Yeah,
Speaker 6: it was an amazing it was a lovely thing.
Speaker 4: Yes, say it was a really really nice. The whole
Speaker 4: thing was great.
Speaker 6: So just when you guys find yourself in this position,
Speaker 6: some tips pace yourself with the clapping because obviously, when
Speaker 6: you've got like two hundred and fifty kids being graduated
Speaker 6: and you expected to clap every single one that walks
Speaker 6: up on stage. I noticed a couple of months and
Speaker 6: dance went too big, too soon, a lot of this,
Speaker 6: and I'm thinking we've got another two hundred togo other
Speaker 6: time you get to where your later daughter is in
Speaker 6: the alphabet, that hand's going sting and I'm thinking, we're
Speaker 6: oh O'Connell. So I just started like this, So I'm
Speaker 6: ready for a search. When it gets to oh, Ruby
Speaker 6: was like, do not cheer, I do not share. We've
Speaker 6: been told to tell all the parents not to cheer.
Speaker 4: I'm like, by you, why can't we be celebrating.
Speaker 6: It's a massive thing to get you through this year,
Speaker 6: the last couple of years.
Speaker 7: It's huge autumups of anti climax. For a second, who's graduating.
Speaker 7: We have a piece of paper, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 6: I want to start a Mexican way. I cheered, We're cheered.
Speaker 6: The O'Connell here, we're like knows I could see it.
Speaker 4: Look at me. I got daggers. Doesn't matter. Money I
Speaker 4: plowed into this over the years. I chare all over.
Speaker 4: I should be up in that stage. Get my own certificate.
Speaker 6: Okay, I sacrifice my sanity, time, money. Later on the evening,
Speaker 6: at the dinner, the principle goes, I think it would
Speaker 6: be very nice now for all the graduating class of
Speaker 6: twenty two to stay and and toasts their parents. And
Speaker 6: then I noticed my daughter. She stands up right, her
Speaker 6: glass is empty. She grabs mine, chugs that. It's an
Speaker 6: empty toast.
Speaker 4: That is a metaphor, right, that is a metaphor. Right there?
Speaker 6: What the relationship has been like get this though, What
Speaker 6: is it about slow moving video? Slow mo video with
Speaker 6: a sad song. You put those two things together, it
Speaker 6: is heartbreaking. So I knew at some point there was
Speaker 6: going to be some song, right, and it was emotional left.
Speaker 6: There was a lot of emotions there from the kids,
Speaker 6: the moms, the dads, my wife and I and my
Speaker 6: mother in law was there as well, my youngest daughter.
Speaker 4: You know, there's a lot of families.
Speaker 6: There were so emotions already high, and then suddenly I
Speaker 6: seen an acoustic guitar come out right and three girls.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh god, they're going to go acoustic on us,
Speaker 4: my wife.
Speaker 6: My wife grips my hands right and her mom's the
Speaker 6: other side like she's bracing for impact, and like we
Speaker 6: are headed for impact. Then the video start. I'm like,
Speaker 6: they're not mucking around. Slow motion video that was filmed
Speaker 6: last week of all the kids walking out of the
Speaker 6: room we're in, waving at the camera. The song they
Speaker 6: go to, Three Girls, a beautiful acoustic version of the
Speaker 6: Longer Winding Road by Paul McCarney, A very sad song.
Speaker 6: You put that on an acoustic guitar, it is heartbreaking.
Speaker 6: All you can see is people shaking and sobbing all
Speaker 6: around the thinking is this a joyous moment? What it's
Speaker 6: already heartbreaking up without the Long and Winding Road. Have
Speaker 6: you seen the lyrics to the Longer Winding Road? You
Speaker 6: kind of know the melody of it. It's about the
Speaker 6: longer winding road that always leads back to your door,
Speaker 6: to the dawning.
Speaker 4: I got the door to the house.
Speaker 6: People were actually clutching their hearts as I was looking
Speaker 6: down the roads. It's all kind of explodes. You can
Speaker 6: actually do damage to a mum or dad or an
Speaker 6: elderly person. What they should have done to cheer him
Speaker 6: but up is they should have sped up that footage
Speaker 6: and then gone with this song efratuating its great rather
Speaker 6: than the longer.
Speaker 4: Winding Road too much.
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Speaker 6: Do you guys remember your graduating song? So yesterday for
Speaker 6: Ruby Klass of twenty two they went with this absolute jock.
Speaker 4: It's already it's already heavy enough in there. Why go
Speaker 4: for this lo.
Speaker 6: Wendy though, when you got three girls singing it acoustically,
Speaker 6: it was just with a that slow motion video.
Speaker 4: It's simply too much. What was yours, Jackie boy.
Speaker 7: We had vitamin C graduation song. It says it in
Speaker 7: the title. Yeah, and then this segue from vitamin C
Speaker 7: into boys don't cry by the cure.
Speaker 4: That's a bit of a mixed message for young lance,
Speaker 4: isn't it. Hey?
Speaker 6: Guys, listen, toxic masculinity is going to get a bad
Speaker 6: word in twenty years from now, but right now, push
Speaker 6: it all down. Okay, listen to the words. Boys don't Okay,
Speaker 6: boys do not cry.
Speaker 7: The other thing is it was not made by a
Speaker 7: professional videographer. It was made by one of the girls
Speaker 7: in the media class. She was the teacher's pet of
Speaker 7: the year, so she just went around the school feeling
Speaker 7: pretty much all her friends, and then it was she
Speaker 7: was obliged to put at least one each student in
Speaker 7: one scene. So there's like one second scene from me
Speaker 7: and my buddies and all her friends who got like
Speaker 7: close ups and slow mo and crying and hugging.
Speaker 4: Patsy, did you have a graduation song?
Speaker 3: No, we didn't do a song.
Speaker 1: We didn't do that.
Speaker 3: We did the dinner with the parents in a presentation,
Speaker 3: but no song, no video, nothing fancy like that.
Speaker 1: CHORL Patsy well, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 6: Loads more great stories about your toy injuries have come
Speaker 6: in since yesterday's show.
Speaker 4: Three one from Spain. Christian love the show.
Speaker 6: Well, listen to you guys every day at work here
Speaker 6: in Spain. Oh that's lovely beer garrado. Oh the commas stats.
Speaker 6: To all my Spanish listeners. Wherever you are, start listening
Speaker 6: to your work for show. And I used to live
Speaker 6: in under them, moved over to Australia. Brackets, you moved
Speaker 6: over to Australia. I stayed in Spain. Just to make
Speaker 6: that clear, got it, it's early in the morning.
Speaker 4: Thanks for clarity. I thought you did actually stalk me
Speaker 4: out here.
Speaker 7: It's you at the bottom of the guard and every
Speaker 7: night it is in this communications. Being English, I thought
Speaker 7: maybe there would be a translation.
Speaker 6: Christian, I'm a little bit late to the party. Blame
Speaker 6: the kind offer. So I've listened to you guys talking
Speaker 6: about being injured by toys. I've got a great story
Speaker 6: when as a child I was having fun in one
Speaker 6: of those portable swimming pools.
Speaker 4: With a friend. Brackets, a lot of brackets, just where
Speaker 4: the Spanish do it.
Speaker 6: One of those friends you don't really want to hang
Speaker 6: out with. But your mother makes you because they lived
Speaker 6: at your house and you.
Speaker 4: Have to put up with them.
Speaker 7: Do you remember that with me?
Speaker 6: Yes, you always fear eight. Sometimes in an adult life you go, wait,
Speaker 6: was I that kid to somebody else?
Speaker 4: Anyway?
Speaker 6: She stole my floaty, my little flotation device, and ran away,
Speaker 6: yelling she was going home and going to keep it.
Speaker 6: I saw a crying brackets are back, obviously, worry about
Speaker 6: my safety without the floaty in the pool. When the
Speaker 6: water got up to beyond my waist and the brackets,
Speaker 6: I started running after her. I was crying so hard.
Speaker 6: I did not see my house until I smashed my
Speaker 6: head into it. Yes, I run straight towards it. In
Speaker 6: my defense, I should have missed a corner, but I forgot.
Speaker 4: It was there.
Speaker 6: Long story short, It can be done, Patsy. Long story short.
Speaker 6: I opened my forehead.
Speaker 4: Oh terrible.
Speaker 6: When you can just open your own forehead, get in
Speaker 6: there and rearrange your brain. Got a handful of stitches,
Speaker 6: now have a scar like Harry Potter. Thank you, Bangs.
Speaker 4: Good thing. Though my mom did not make me hang
Speaker 4: out with that girl anymore. That's from beer in Spain.
Speaker 4: That's great.
Speaker 6: Thank you, very very much nine four one four one
Speaker 6: o four three. If you've got a story about being
Speaker 6: injured by a toy, Malcolm, good one in Malcolm.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Christian, how are you again?
Speaker 6: I'm good Malcolm, welcome to the show. Maybe been a
Speaker 6: good week so far. What was the toy and what
Speaker 6: was the injury?
Speaker 4: Malcolm?
Speaker 8: There was a pushbike, of course of us disordered to
Speaker 8: make some jumps and went down and jump and got airborne,
Speaker 8: hit the think the handle by spun back and hit
Speaker 8: me in the chest cause the depressed fecture. Oh god,
Speaker 8: doctor goes another two inches and I want to pierce
Speaker 8: your heart. So yeah with paper.
Speaker 6: But an amazing jump, great childhood and life in a way.
Speaker 6: It's great for a couple of seconds, then.
Speaker 7: Terrifying pain, like about the anticipation about that.
Speaker 6: Yes, Malcolm, thank you very much, you call me.
Speaker 8: Thanks Twist.
Speaker 6: Barry, good morning morning.
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 4: We're good Barry? And what's your toy injury story?
Speaker 9: When I was in an altercation with my older brother
Speaker 9: back a long time ago.
Speaker 6: Alication is that we'll we get On Patsy's News, the
Speaker 6: police are reporting instance of an altercation between two neighbors
Speaker 6: over a fence line.
Speaker 4: An altercation with your brother.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think we've just been watching World Championship Wrestling,
Speaker 9: so we were practicing on each other. But anyway, he
Speaker 9: decided to finish it that he would pick up a
Speaker 9: small dolls or child's chair and throw Vince in this
Speaker 9: story and anyway, so knocked out my two front teeths.
Speaker 9: I had a metal leg. Of course, they were well
Speaker 9: made back then, not the plastic of today. And I
Speaker 9: ended up having to end up in the Royal Dneal
Speaker 9: Hospital and an address and it after good old doctor
Speaker 9: Bora from Sunshine decided to do some work that didn't
Speaker 9: work out too well. And then yeah, every so often
Speaker 9: I have to get those teeth with places. I have
Speaker 9: a full time bridge across the front now yeah, yeah,
Speaker 9: so it has to get done every time the gum chambers.
Speaker 4: Yes, you poor thing. That is literally a lifetime of
Speaker 4: paying for you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, money and feeling as well.
Speaker 4: And how are things with you and your brother?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's fifty years ago, so we're slowly getting out.
Speaker 7: In professional wrestling, it's usually a horrible chairs follow and
Speaker 7: they go across the back.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no one is losing teeth requiring a full time bridge.
Speaker 6: I don't know what a full time bridge is. Have
Speaker 6: you got someone living in there, like actual construction workers
Speaker 6: in your mouth as a full time job the bridge bridge?
Speaker 9: It's actually cool. But anyway, that's another story. So yeah,
Speaker 9: and that was it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're right though, Barry. I do remember those old
Speaker 6: metal chairs we had them at school. They'd be whacked
Speaker 6: in your head. It's only ever going to result in destruction,
Speaker 6: isn't it. What a terrible idea, Barry. I'm sorry about
Speaker 6: the pain, but thanks for sharing the story.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian I graduated in nineteen eighty six. Our graduation song
Speaker 6: was That's what Friends Are for el and John, Dion
Speaker 6: Warrick and Stevie Wonder Christian Assis.
Speaker 4: In nineteen ninety.
Speaker 6: A group of us sang at our graduation dinner We
Speaker 6: Go Together from the Grease soundtrack as our graduations song. Christian,
Speaker 6: we had simply the Best by Tina Turner. That school
Speaker 6: had way too high hopes for us. All right, let's
Speaker 6: get some more stories that about your toy injuries. On
Speaker 6: nine four one four three, Joe, good morning, Hi guys,
Speaker 6: here are we all?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good, Joe, So what was the toy injury.
Speaker 10: So me and mum were down in the shops when
Speaker 10: I was about five years old and we got paged
Speaker 10: over the PA and two of my older brothers were
Speaker 10: at home and playing cricket with the poor queue as
Speaker 10: you do. And one of them, my oldest brother Chris,
Speaker 10: he hit the ball for six and as he went
Speaker 10: to make his runs, the rubber stopper hit their carpet
Speaker 10: and the pointy end of the poor queue went straight
Speaker 10: through his sack and I think it involved ended up
Speaker 10: in six stitches and the.
Speaker 11: Trip to the hospital.
Speaker 7: So there's only one sack.
Speaker 4: There's only one sack.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, there's only one.
Speaker 6: Giving it a both every young lawyers and it's a
Speaker 6: gift for life, and you're meant to look after it.
Speaker 4: You're going to look after that.
Speaker 6: It's a very thin membrane. It's not designed to keep
Speaker 6: Paul Cubes out, that's for sure.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he still has the scar to this day that
Speaker 10: he will pull out of the party.
Speaker 7: Just for medical enthusiasms.
Speaker 6: Yeah, medical conventions, those kind of parties as well.
Speaker 4: What a non party trick that is? What's that guy doing?
Speaker 4: Is that egg? Oh god, Paul Cube? Oh my word,
Speaker 4: the screenlink and you were paged in the in the shop.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so I was about I think I was about
Speaker 10: five or six years old. And as soon as mum
Speaker 10: has heard her name come over the PA, she knew
Speaker 10: it wasn't good.
Speaker 7: So called the supermarket.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: So one of them called an ambulance, and he called
Speaker 10: the supermarket.
Speaker 4: And very well organized, aren't they.
Speaker 6: It's his brothers pleading from his sack, and he's like,
Speaker 6: it's my mom there, she's.
Speaker 4: Near the deli.
Speaker 6: If Joe's mom is Joe's mum here, please in the store.
Speaker 6: Your son has rupted his nutsack. Please return home as
Speaker 6: soon as possible. Oh Joe, what a story. I'm going
Speaker 6: to give you a pair of Robbie Williams tickets because
Speaker 6: that is some story joke. All right, Yes, tell him
Speaker 6: to keep his balls in though. Okay, I'm one of
Speaker 6: our listeners thrown out. Let's put Robbi Williams off angels.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Kyle's Show podcast.
Speaker 6: After that, like last great call, we should definitely do
Speaker 6: your stories. Why were they calling your name out on
Speaker 6: the PA. If you're being paged, something's happened and we
Speaker 6: want to know more, all right, toy stories. Now not
Speaker 6: toy stories, toy injuries. Great movies, great movies. It's called
Speaker 6: remember about those.
Speaker 7: Great number three for me?
Speaker 6: Yes, four one four one o four three your toy injuries, Billy.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, God, good morning, Betty. What's your
Speaker 4: toy injury, sir? For a spinning.
Speaker 12: When I was thirteen, I was doing fire remote control
Speaker 12: cars in the whole way, and my dad came to
Speaker 12: tell me it was Tom stepped rather than my control car.
Speaker 12: Full splits and toy's hamstring off the bone.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, it's like something at a home alone.
Speaker 12: It is ambulance and everything. He was on the green
Speaker 12: whistle by about seven o'clock.
Speaker 4: Ye, not for you would do.
Speaker 6: There is so much going on that full splits, right,
Speaker 6: being forced into the fits by your remote control car
Speaker 6: and then hamstring off the bone. You sound like you
Speaker 6: cart in the Christmas turkey or something, you know, off
Speaker 6: the bone.
Speaker 4: The agony for the guy.
Speaker 12: Yeah, no, I wasn't. I thought he was joking. Start
Speaker 12: because he started moaning. He was like, oh, I thought
Speaker 12: he was joking.
Speaker 11: I started laughing.
Speaker 4: Old kids always laugh if one their parents certain sound.
Speaker 6: So I remember when my girls absidentally hit me in
Speaker 6: the downstairs region.
Speaker 4: I fell to the.
Speaker 6: Ground like that because you know what, you only got
Speaker 6: a tap of man there and you just cast just
Speaker 6: laugh for five minutes. While I was still laughing there
Speaker 6: trying to stay conscious. I was in so much pain.
Speaker 6: So how long was he in hospital for, Billy? How
Speaker 6: long was he in hospital for with his torn hands?
Speaker 4: He was in.
Speaker 12: Hospital for He's in hospital for two days and then
Speaker 12: he went back for surgery.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Wow, Billy, that is some story. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much for sharing it with us. Have a
Speaker 4: good day, mate, Yeah you too, Jessica, Good morning, morning guys. Okay,
Speaker 4: what's your toy injury story?
Speaker 13: So I was about six, and we'd just been to
Speaker 13: the circus, and so I got home and I was
Speaker 13: playing this toy. Now I don't know what it's called,
Speaker 13: but it's like a fairy on a stick, and it
Speaker 13: has a ripcord. You pull the ripcord and shoots up
Speaker 13: into the sky, starts spinning slowly as it comes back down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, rotates up like a helicopter blade.
Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, but the wings are like the blades. And
Speaker 13: so I'm watching this come down and as it comes down,
Speaker 13: it actually slices me in the eyeball.
Speaker 7: Oh no, no, no, no high ones so closely? Did
Speaker 7: you want to watch it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Well that was the studying it very closely, so we
Speaker 13: had to go to the er. I had to do
Speaker 13: all this testing, got these like eye drops in my
Speaker 13: eye to see obviously where the damage was turned out
Speaker 13: It was just the white part of the eye. But
Speaker 13: I still had to wear an eye patch and have
Speaker 13: eye drops until it healed.
Speaker 6: How long do you have that eye patch? And I
Speaker 6: had to do three days, So show this yesterday with
Speaker 6: an eye patch. It was hell at school that a week.
Speaker 4: Oh an eye patches.
Speaker 6: The kid's tough, isn't it any Other kids are so
Speaker 6: not very compassionate?
Speaker 9: No, not really, all.
Speaker 4: Right, Jess, thank you very much your story about have
Speaker 4: a good day.
Speaker 14: No you two guys, thank you.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Sue, Good morning morning. Toy injury story. What
Speaker 4: have you got for us?
Speaker 15: Well, I broke my sister's nose with the whoopie cushions,
Speaker 15: So she was under the bed pushing the whoopie cushion
Speaker 15: and I jumped on the bed and smacked her head
Speaker 15: into the floorboards.
Speaker 6: That is some body stand there's a lot of WWE style.
Speaker 4: Is going on. Today with these toy injuries.
Speaker 16: Only little not a big kid.
Speaker 17: There wasn't a big kid.
Speaker 6: But there's just a lot of downward force coming on
Speaker 6: a long woopy cushion.
Speaker 15: And she was just screaming, Oh, well, my nose craked
Speaker 15: and my nose craked, and we were laughing at her.
Speaker 15: So and sort of you know, she slid out from
Speaker 15: under the bed and yeah, her nose was crooked.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 6: I don't remember how much funny you to have with
Speaker 6: whoopy cushions. Just a name whoopee cushion was funny. That
Speaker 6: sort of flowery stuff they had on them as well,
Speaker 6: you don't at some age you just stopped using a
Speaker 6: woody cushion.
Speaker 4: Bring them back from growing up, I say.
Speaker 6: Yeah, a new planet, Plank, send us a video of
Speaker 6: you using a whoope cushion or another crowder.
Speaker 15: Years later, she actually had surgery to fix her notes.
Speaker 15: So she hated me all our lives for that give
Speaker 15: her nose being she was like, you know, in her
Speaker 15: late teens, I think, or you know, maybe in her
Speaker 15: early twenties, and.
Speaker 14: She had, yeah, went in it had surgery.
Speaker 15: So yeah, so she had to go through all the
Speaker 15: pain again.
Speaker 6: And then years later she had here about her sister
Speaker 6: calling up a radio show and it can old laugh.
Speaker 15: About it absolutely.
Speaker 4: So thank you very much, your story mate.
Speaker 1: Thanks you calling the Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: It's Wednesday, it's the middle of the week. How's your
Speaker 4: week going so far?
Speaker 18: And then you texted six onds right from your phone AA,
Speaker 18: tell us just how your week has gone? Did you
Speaker 18: watch the Dog or watch Game of Thrones?
Speaker 4: Text us now by only you six.
Speaker 18: Words in your message.
Speaker 4: Jack, what is your six word? Weeks so far?
Speaker 7: Great life hack, but wakes baby.
Speaker 4: Oh dear, what is this? Love a good life pack?
Speaker 7: The live pack actually worked brilliantly. I got a new
Speaker 7: T shirt and it came in the post, but it
Speaker 7: was all creased and wrinkley.
Speaker 4: Oh it's got that sort of the crisscross.
Speaker 7: And we talked about how annoying it is to get
Speaker 7: the dining board out and wait for it to warm
Speaker 7: on the table. So I googled how to essentially get
Speaker 7: wrinkles out of clothes without using it. So this worked brilliantly.
Speaker 7: You chuck your dry T shirt or piece of clothing
Speaker 7: that you want wrinkle free into the dryer, put six
Speaker 7: ice cubes in there with it and what happens over
Speaker 7: time is the ice cubes will turn to steam and
Speaker 7: it steams your shirt and it comes out wrinkle free.
Speaker 7: And it worked.
Speaker 4: Is genius, so good.
Speaker 7: The only problem yesterday is I did it right in
Speaker 7: the middle, bang in the middle of Gordy's afternoon nap,
Speaker 7: which is the long one, and it woke him up
Speaker 7: because the ice cubes were very cleany.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's when you put trainers in there.
Speaker 6: Took a good, good good took a good little pellets
Speaker 6: of golf balls.
Speaker 7: In there, bouncing off the metal inside the dryer with
Speaker 7: very loud.
Speaker 6: And how cranky was seven month old Gordon. You wake
Speaker 6: them from the afternoon nap, it's.
Speaker 7: It's not even the crankiness of just waking him. Then
Speaker 7: then they're cranky for the rest of the day. The
Speaker 7: whole routine is thrown out.
Speaker 4: It's a little old person, isn't it.
Speaker 7: And then last night, because he's his whole routine is
Speaker 7: You'll be paying the price at two o'clock in the morning, enjoy.
Speaker 4: That freshly none iron t shirt. I hope it was
Speaker 4: worth it.
Speaker 7: Two am last I was honestly thinking, was it worth
Speaker 7: it to be.
Speaker 4: Your Your wife must have been furious. Would it have
Speaker 4: killed you to iron the damn thing? Patsy? What's your
Speaker 4: six World weeks so far?
Speaker 3: Saw Emma Thompson's doppelganger in Target?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 6: I mean imagine if it was actually Oscar winning actress
Speaker 6: Emma Thompson, Nanny McPhee and Target.
Speaker 7: It was incredible.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I had to go to Target at Point Cook
Speaker 3: to pick up a click and collect. By the way,
Speaker 3: I was getting two packs of Christmas lights.
Speaker 4: So can we just say, what is the day today? October?
Speaker 3: Do you have to get in quick because the lights go.
Speaker 4: They never go. They've got endless supplies, They're not going
Speaker 4: to run out.
Speaker 7: And you guys already have a Christmas display that rivals,
Speaker 7: like major shopping downs.
Speaker 3: Have a different theme, meets Yer Jack. This year's Christmas, No,
Speaker 3: it's colors. So this year I'm doing white, silvers and pinks,
Speaker 3: and we didn't have any pinkish lights. So and then
Speaker 3: like next year, I might go back to traditional of red,
Speaker 3: green and gold. Anyway, Emma Thompson. So this woman, it
Speaker 3: was phenomenal. Let's pick up the light at the lights
Speaker 3: at the counter. And this woman went past with her trolley,
Speaker 3: her kids, in a trolley and I couldn't stop staring
Speaker 3: at her. I thought, oh my god, you are like
Speaker 3: the spit out of her mouth and she was so
Speaker 3: much like I never.
Speaker 4: Heard that phrase, this spit out of her mouth.
Speaker 3: So much so I felt like stopping her and saying,
Speaker 3: has anyone told you you were a dead ringer? For
Speaker 3: Emma Thompson the actress, it was phenomenal. She had the
Speaker 3: same hair everything. I couldn't stop looking at her.
Speaker 4: But then didn't you also reckon key?
Speaker 6: For Will Ferrell having a coffee back to the were
Speaker 6: you drunk yesterday?
Speaker 4: He stars with you.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm having a coffee at the coffee Will Ferrell, Well,
Speaker 6: Amma Thompson's is getting a Christmas la.
Speaker 3: He was shoving a toasty into his mouth, classic far
Speaker 3: curly hair and everything. I thought, I've got to get
Speaker 3: out of here. I'm star spotting too much out at point?
Speaker 4: What is it about that chain? Coffee Club? As well?
Speaker 6: When I read what Passed had there's always that intense
Speaker 6: family reunions people love. There are so many great cafes
Speaker 6: all over the city. At Coffee Club, there's that people
Speaker 6: like They're always heaving in there, aren't they? People having
Speaker 6: like family meetings in there. It's all going on at
Speaker 6: coffee club.
Speaker 1: Christian know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 6: Well looking for you all week so far? How do
Speaker 6: you would you describe it in just six words? I'm
Speaker 6: trying to increase my cooking repertoire at the moment. You're
Speaker 6: trying to make yourself do a new recipe. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: just try try and stretch yourself. My six words is.
Speaker 4: Going to make homemade calzone tonight?
Speaker 3: Oh yum?
Speaker 6: Yeah, then young when you have them out and about.
Speaker 6: But it's quite complicated to get that. You've got to
Speaker 6: make the dough or and then get the fold right
Speaker 6: and then put it in the oven.
Speaker 4: I've never tried it before.
Speaker 7: Essentially a calzone. Isn't it a pizza just folded in half?
Speaker 7: Or is it more complicated?
Speaker 4: It's a little bit more as cow Zoni fans know
Speaker 4: about this, right guys.
Speaker 6: It's a lot more complicated than bless folded pizza. Yes, okay,
Speaker 6: I guess you could say it was if you were
Speaker 6: a child had folded Peter.
Speaker 4: But it's it's high level actually.
Speaker 5: So you're making the dough, you're not buying the dome,
Speaker 5: making the dough, scratch never made dough from scratch. I
Speaker 5: don't know why I'm taking this on, but I made
Speaker 5: a big show about it yesterday to the kid, so
Speaker 5: I'm like, you know.
Speaker 4: We love Calzones. I'm gonna make it so night yay.
Speaker 4: And then my wife goes, if you didn't googled how
Speaker 4: hard that is? And then I went, oh god, I'm.
Speaker 6: Just probably going to get a Domino's actually just four
Speaker 6: pieces and just put my thumb and around the edges
Speaker 6: and look like that. Let's have a look at some
Speaker 6: of their six word week so far. Tim, How bloody
Speaker 6: good is Ned Brockman?
Speaker 4: Yeah? That is australiing of the year right, there, isn't it.
Speaker 6: I mean, if you don't know this story, it's an
Speaker 6: unbelievable story of a twenty three year old Sparky who
Speaker 6: literally ran from Perth to Bondi in forty six days,
Speaker 6: running an average of eighty k's a day. I think
Speaker 6: I saw the other d He's the equivalent of him
Speaker 6: doing two hundred and seventy serf to cities.
Speaker 7: Wow, he won three eight hundred kilometers total. Yeah, And
Speaker 7: I remember I was watching him on Instagram during his
Speaker 7: journey and he'd do an update each night, and one
Speaker 7: night he was spenting guys. Guys, I'm really sorry, but
Speaker 7: only manage seventy kilometers today.
Speaker 6: I actually don't know how this lad did it. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and then I felt sorry from at the end of it.
Speaker 6: What does Australia make him do? A shoey out of
Speaker 6: the stinking train?
Speaker 4: He just ran across Australia, that's what.
Speaker 6: That's how you celebrate this guy. Plus he had to
Speaker 6: walk up a load of steps to talk to the
Speaker 6: crowds and his legs were like look at the hardest
Speaker 6: part of the journey.
Speaker 4: But anyway, Ned Rockman really is a hero.
Speaker 6: He's raised something like one point five million and going
Speaker 6: as well. I hope he gets to two million as well.
Speaker 6: But yeah, Tim, thanks reminder to to shes.
Speaker 4: Another with what Ned Brockman did. It's incredible, Christian.
Speaker 6: I've already smashed out a pebe in the gym this morning.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 6: We that's pretty good at twenty post seven. Well done, Georgie.
Speaker 6: This one, I don't know if this is for real,
Speaker 6: had to go.
Speaker 4: Into a witness protection Oh wow.
Speaker 6: Now, if you have had to go into witness protection
Speaker 6: for obviously very serious reasons, don't be texting.
Speaker 4: Melbourn's biggest radio station. I would say that I'm no
Speaker 4: expert in witness protection. I had to say. The golden
Speaker 4: roll is you don't.
Speaker 6: Tell anyone you're in witness protection. You certainly don't tell
Speaker 6: a radio show you're in witness protection.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Maurice just texted in her six word weeks so far
Speaker 6: hospital in hospital brought a caravan. I messed about us
Speaker 6: in more details her in hospital from his hospital bed,
Speaker 6: from his phone.
Speaker 4: As poor caravan.
Speaker 7: I guess you've got a lot of time on you,
Speaker 7: too much.
Speaker 4: Time in your hands.
Speaker 6: Jack was out with someone yesterday who is a lovely guy,
Speaker 6: but did something odd when you were out dying. So
Speaker 6: you're out with James Corden?
Speaker 4: Is that with?
Speaker 7: I guess the opposite of James Cordyes, very lovely man
Speaker 7: named Hugh Van Kylenberg hosts the brilliant podcast called The Imperfect.
Speaker 7: You're on an episode of it. You've met him. He's
Speaker 7: a general.
Speaker 6: And that book every mom and dad should read, all
Speaker 6: of us should read. The Resilience Project. What him and
Speaker 6: his brother and everyone works for them have set up
Speaker 6: is incredible. So yeah, He is the LOVELIESTMLL of the world.
Speaker 7: Right, Yes, And I'm trying to become friends with him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because You're going to be neighbors, aren't you.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be neighbors with him soon. So I'm sitting
Speaker 7: at breakfast with him and getting along swimmingly and loving
Speaker 7: the stories he has to tell. And then he does
Speaker 7: something unsettling. Towards the end of the meal. We finished breakfast,
Speaker 7: he orders a second coffee. Then as they bring the
Speaker 7: coffee over, he pops a stick of chewing in his mouth,
Speaker 7: starts chewing and drinking the coffee while he's chewing.
Speaker 4: So he's deliberately preparing those two things to.
Speaker 7: Hearing them together. He's continued telling stories.
Speaker 4: Nothing odd has happened, Nothing is happening.
Speaker 7: I can't even concentrate on your words anymore.
Speaker 6: And it was going swimmingly earlier. Now the swimming has stopped,
Speaker 6: its drowning.
Speaker 7: I'm sinking food freak.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is very strange. Do you think he's worried
Speaker 4: about his breath?
Speaker 7: Well, then how come you do in the coffee at
Speaker 7: the same time.
Speaker 6: Don't have that second have a truth brush, have the
Speaker 6: coffee at the coffee first.
Speaker 7: Then have the sticky here.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's what people do sometimes it poper mint afters.
Speaker 6: But two at the same time says he's a serial offender.
Speaker 7: It seemed like something he did regularly.
Speaker 4: And does it now put your budding friendship in down?
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm not in the hurry, Patsy.
Speaker 4: Do you know any food freaks?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: One of my girlfriends is weird. She's done it since school.
Speaker 3: She likes to eat a Granny Smith apple along with
Speaker 3: like a packet of potato chips crisps, and she likes
Speaker 3: to do like a bite of the apple and then
Speaker 3: she'll have like a handful of chips and munches it
Speaker 3: all together.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is so hectic in the mouth. Yes,
Speaker 4: you've got so many contrasting flavors, the sharpness of the
Speaker 4: apple and then the chips.
Speaker 3: And the saltiness of the chip.
Speaker 7: Is she trying to do one healthy thing one not healthy?
Speaker 4: Working out whilst eating a burger?
Speaker 6: I might try that to date, the chip actually on
Speaker 6: the treadmill and chomping into a great big mark.
Speaker 4: All right, rio you know food freak?
Speaker 19: Yeah, I've got a mate who when he eats a
Speaker 19: bacon and egg burger that you get from like a cafe.
Speaker 19: He flips the top bun upside down and eats it
Speaker 19: like that because he thinks it has a better structural integrity.
Speaker 7: For his words, what rubbish.
Speaker 19: It would just spill out if you were in frustrated.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a lot of messiness as well. It
Speaker 4: must be just terrible. It's like a dog eating some
Speaker 4: a bowl of pasta or something like that. Mess down.
Speaker 7: You're putting the round edge against all the exactly.
Speaker 19: I can't explain it, Like, if you have any follow
Speaker 19: up questions, I can't answer.
Speaker 4: No, No, it's not. You're listening to the question, you know.
Speaker 1: Kyl's show pod.
Speaker 6: Asked Christian and my food freak, I put vegemite on
Speaker 6: my French toast, Tim.
Speaker 3: Yes you are, Tim.
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure Jamie Oliver recommends that. I think he actually,
Speaker 6: I think I've read one of his progressively books, like
Speaker 6: you know, all those super quick twenty minute meals where
Speaker 6: that's all it was. I'm like, this is filler, this
Speaker 6: is toast. It's post toast. You know, it's a bit
Speaker 6: what was it beaten in milk and sugar? Is eggie bread?
Speaker 6: It's or something, and it's French toast. But it is
Speaker 6: basically putting vegemite on toast. Jamie, Well, come on, recipe
Speaker 6: harder Jamie onliver. But yeah, I think that's weird.
Speaker 7: Where do you sit now that you've lived here for
Speaker 7: four years? On vegimite versus marmite.
Speaker 4: I feel bad saying this because they got family there
Speaker 4: and friends vegmin Yeah it.
Speaker 6: Is ah nothing beast jam and vegemite sandwich.
Speaker 4: Do not knock it until you've tried it.
Speaker 6: That comes from Daniel. All right, let's go to lines
Speaker 6: and get some of these who we got here?
Speaker 4: Text?
Speaker 11: Good morning, goody, here are you going?
Speaker 4: I'm good? Text? So what is the food possible crime?
Speaker 20: I like to eat raw potato?
Speaker 4: Oh no, what are you with? The Russia Revolution? A
Speaker 4: trench or something? A raw at home?
Speaker 20: I think.
Speaker 7: Raw potato bellying.
Speaker 20: I don't know why I've since The Little Boy, I've
Speaker 20: always liked to know where it started.
Speaker 21: And Kenji in with Charlester Kenji on the twist in
Speaker 21: a workhouse chimney is but how often are you doing this?
Speaker 20: Every time we're cooking it? I cut it up to
Speaker 20: cooking and I've always had a few slice.
Speaker 7: One for the stew.
Speaker 12: For me.
Speaker 14: Wow.
Speaker 4: Text, that is incredible. Text, Thank you very much. Sure
Speaker 4: you cool me. Have a good day, jan good morning, Good.
Speaker 14: Morning fellows and lady. Yeah, mine is one of those
Speaker 14: don't knock it till you tried it. Because I was
Speaker 14: a convert. I had a brother in law who always
Speaker 14: used to put butter on the top of his meat pie.
Speaker 14: So not where everyone used to put sauce, he put butter.
Speaker 14: And I used to rim about him mercilessly, and then
Speaker 14: of course he said, well, challenge me, he said, just
Speaker 14: taste it.
Speaker 4: Just this is how they get you, this is how
Speaker 4: they try and turn you. It's a food free you
Speaker 4: don't put it.
Speaker 14: Well again, Christian, don't knock it till you try it.
Speaker 8: Try it, don't.
Speaker 14: I actually put the tomato sauce still inside the pie,
Speaker 14: but I do put the butter on top of the pie,
Speaker 14: and it just takes really yummy. I've also got to
Speaker 14: say I'm with the guy before you. I've also eaten
Speaker 14: and do eat sometimes your potato.
Speaker 4: Now we have to avoid your recommendation. If you're part
Speaker 4: of the raw potato.
Speaker 14: Crewmon lemons with salt.
Speaker 6: So tell me this. Then the butter on top of
Speaker 6: the pie. What do you think it's giving you that
Speaker 6: the pie isn't already giving you in abundance?
Speaker 14: I wonder if it's kind of making the slaky pastry
Speaker 14: a little bit more well buttery buttery, so a little
Speaker 14: bit like when you do toasted sandwiches. Some people put
Speaker 14: batter on the outside of the toasted sandwiches and it's
Speaker 14: soaks in and it just tastes Maybe it's a bit
Speaker 14: more country, I don't know, but it just tastes yummy.
Speaker 4: And that ruling.
Speaker 6: You could apply that to a lot of unpleasant foods.
Speaker 6: It's lather on the butter, couldn't you?
Speaker 4: Well you could.
Speaker 14: Hey, listen, this is from a country that you know,
Speaker 14: when you buy fish and chips you have to get
Speaker 14: the pickled onion, so you know true?
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, thank you very much for you. I
Speaker 4: have a good day, lea good morning.
Speaker 9: Good Christian.
Speaker 8: How's gone?
Speaker 4: I'm good lie? And are you a food free What
Speaker 4: do you do, buddy?
Speaker 22: I'm not a food freg but I used to work
Speaker 22: with a big stewie who would take a body of
Speaker 22: you to go off and then he paused chocolate pig
Speaker 22: in there. And then every time you take another bike,
Speaker 22: he would refill the.
Speaker 20: Chicken a roll with chocolate bigin this is.
Speaker 22: It was disgusting.
Speaker 6: That is the sort of thing you do when you're five,
Speaker 6: don't you. You know you break into your mom and
Speaker 6: dad's pantry when there's no one home.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 8: He thought he was killing two birds with one stone.
Speaker 4: Busy guy.
Speaker 7: To have a sip after the bike.
Speaker 4: That is the best one of the show so far.
Speaker 22: Lee.
Speaker 4: That is unbelievable. Lee, thank you very much for calling us. Mate.
Speaker 4: Have a good day you too, Jason. Good morning. There
Speaker 4: we go, Jason. So what's your food crime?
Speaker 23: So I just want to start off. I say, I'm
Speaker 23: not proud of it, but it's just a psychological habit.
Speaker 16: Now.
Speaker 23: So you know the red red frogslies, Yeah.
Speaker 6: The old Alan Alan's Red Frogs, isn't you I've seen
Speaker 6: the packet.
Speaker 23: Can't go to go to Dolly, can't beat it anyway.
Speaker 23: So I used the top of the red frog where
Speaker 23: it's got like the indents, to make out that as
Speaker 23: a frog, and I rubbed the top of the red
Speaker 23: frog on my top lip before I eat it.
Speaker 7: What do you mean, I'm.
Speaker 6: Pretty sure that's episode one of DAMA. That's how it ended.
Speaker 6: He just started to get a taste for it like that.
Speaker 23: What so, I just I just like the feeling of
Speaker 23: it on the on the top of it. I don't
Speaker 23: like you.
Speaker 4: You're like the Robbie or the or.
Speaker 23: The Yeah yeah, I know, it's just I don't know
Speaker 23: since I was a.
Speaker 7: Kid, so so like a lick massage.
Speaker 23: Yeah yeah, I like that. It's just feel good. I mean,
Speaker 23: don't not to try it.
Speaker 4: When I got home today.
Speaker 6: I mean raw potatoes and rubbing myself with red frogs,
Speaker 6: chicker rolls at the big a minute, so many things
Speaker 6: I'm going to try today. Jay said, thanks you cool.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Just popped out the studio to our little kitchen. What
Speaker 6: passed this sort of bullpit where the producers sit. You
Speaker 6: ever go out there during the show. It's like a
Speaker 6: sort of Teddy Bear's picnic.
Speaker 4: Out there's like.
Speaker 6: A pick It's like a Yogi bear out there. There's
Speaker 6: like four carts of tupperware open right now, Tom or
Speaker 6: Seni producer, it's got some nice Aaron Sini on the go.
Speaker 4: I was gonna pull up a chair. We're going to
Speaker 4: help the show.
Speaker 7: Have you noticed that Caitlin brings a ziploc bag of popcorn,
Speaker 7: eats popcorn like she's watching a show.
Speaker 3: Turn in here and it distincts.
Speaker 4: She's got front road seats at the zoo.
Speaker 6: Don't tap on the glass, do not feed the animals,
Speaker 6: and tell you what you can have front road seats
Speaker 6: actually at the zoo next Thursday. We're giving the zoo away.
Speaker 6: The zoo can come to yours. Me, Jack and Patsy
Speaker 6: life in yours next Thursday. This is actually happening. We're
Speaker 6: taking the show on the road. We're bringing sou Udo
Speaker 6: Echo as well. Have played live from yours and on
Speaker 6: the on Gold and you get sixteen thousand dollars kitchen
Speaker 6: makeover thanks to Ian s.
Speaker 4: There's a show win m kitchen.
Speaker 7: What am am I gonna do?
Speaker 4: There's a band in my kitchen?
Speaker 7: What are they gonna do?
Speaker 19: Pseudo Waco's gonna play.
Speaker 7: That's what they're gonna do.
Speaker 4: They might use my lu.
Speaker 6: Grab a babba popcorn, get that Aaron Seni on the go,
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Speaker 4: Yours, it's more, that's what it is.
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Speaker 6: and to be the winning winning home. Really, because do
Speaker 6: this tonight. You got until uh midnight tonight is when
Speaker 6: it officially ends. All right, let's go to Gina and Steve.
Speaker 6: Now before we play you this century caffeinated, hyper caffeinated.
Speaker 4: It's like a children's TV show.
Speaker 6: Steve, Hey, kids want to enter a grass sounds like
Speaker 6: he's hosting a TV show.
Speaker 24: Hey kids, Hey, kids want to enter a grass competition
Speaker 24: where pseudo echo and the radio station come to our house.
Speaker 25: Yeah, I'm Steve, I'm gay, and.
Speaker 24: This is ten month old Alexander and we are from
Speaker 24: Sunbury Town.
Speaker 1: Get in and do you know what.
Speaker 24: If they play here, it would echo right across Sunbury
Speaker 24: because we live in a valley and it's like a
Speaker 24: huge airpitheater. So come and party at our eighties kitchen
Speaker 24: and we'll dress up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, those poor kids hostages.
Speaker 7: That was like when you get speed wobbles going down here,
Speaker 7: get faster and faster, and they couldn't control.
Speaker 4: Their legs were going to give away.
Speaker 6: All right there, let's go from Sunbury to Bentley and Tanya.
Speaker 25: Tanya, Well, I'm living in Bentley, which is becoming quite
Speaker 25: a funky town. We've got a very unique house and
Speaker 25: household members this my daughter Isabelle, and my son William.
Speaker 25: Then there's Robert, my husband, and it's me who loves cooking.
Speaker 25: I'd love to be able to cook you all breakfast
Speaker 25: at the show. But the problem is I have the
Speaker 25: Bermuda Triangle also known as the pantry in my kitchen.
Speaker 25: There's a risk if I open that door that pseudo
Speaker 25: echo will be sucked into the vortex and all we'll
Speaker 25: have in the room is the echo, echo, echo, echo, turn.
Speaker 4: It sounds great.
Speaker 6: A daughter is an artist in residence and her son,
Speaker 6: William is an up and coming games designer. Christian, my
Speaker 6: husband have every piece of music ever recorded on vinyl
Speaker 6: or CD.
Speaker 4: That's great.
Speaker 6: All right, Now, let's go to Matt don Valley. Matt,
Speaker 6: his wife doesn't know that he's entered.
Speaker 7: This rock around there with all the equipment.
Speaker 4: Wants to surprise her. It's impossible.
Speaker 26: Hey, Christian, ha going it's Matt. I'm from Don Valley.
Speaker 26: I'd like to introduce my family. We've got a ten
Speaker 26: year old son named Jack.
Speaker 16: Hi.
Speaker 24: There going go want more poison A couple Karlsky.
Speaker 4: I'd like to introduce you to my wife, Claire.
Speaker 26: But unfortunately it's a bit of a surprise for actually
Speaker 26: hates to be ringing radio stations and doing competitions.
Speaker 4: Music because we're on two acres.
Speaker 26: And even if the neighbors do complain or call cops,
Speaker 26: my brother's a local copper.
Speaker 4: So everything coming. I love Matt and Don Vaddy.
Speaker 6: Uh, it's got quite a ray of animals around there.
Speaker 6: They've got an indoor pony.
Speaker 3: An indoor pony.
Speaker 6: It lives indoors. It doesn't stop there. Rabbit and dog
Speaker 6: are taste testers and we'll bring the breakfast out for you.
Speaker 6: Got a Wonderlands vibes and sorry Matt and the Don Faddy.
Speaker 6: All right, let's go to Clinton and Cranball.
Speaker 4: Hello people. Here's our kitchen that we did on the cheeks,
Speaker 4: the old energy. I love it to get a wiggle on.
Speaker 8: Hello people.
Speaker 27: Here's our kitchen that we did on the cheek twelve
Speaker 27: years ago where I did the tailing. Anyway, we've got
Speaker 27: a lovely outdoor bigolla area that the pseudo we can complain.
Speaker 27: And we have the brick featurebol of an open fireplace
Speaker 27: that use gods can set up there if you really
Speaker 27: want to. Now Here we have eight year old son,
Speaker 27: he's the one to watch. Here's your fall over zone
Speaker 27: two feet. He's got a record in this house. It's
Speaker 27: actually nine windows. And here we have our ten year
Speaker 27: old daughter going on fifteen.
Speaker 4: Now Here we come down to our hallway. Here you'll
Speaker 4: see the magical pile.
Speaker 7: Of clos that's got to be pulled away.
Speaker 4: How people all the glee when you're getting here? Who knows?
Speaker 6: We were just talking about that yesterday. Really lot them,
Speaker 6: Thank you Clinton. And we've got Shaza and Dawsa.
Speaker 22: So we've got the music going.
Speaker 4: Oh, I've got my bum tain here in the background. Oh,
Speaker 4: you just need to listen out for it. Okay.
Speaker 6: Obviously the band we bring around is Pseudo Echo right
Speaker 6: Funky Town. For some reason, Shadow and Dazza have got
Speaker 6: playing in the background, the Traveling Wheelberries.
Speaker 4: We ain't bringing bomb to Robinson's debt anyway. Shatter and Dazza,
Speaker 4: the choices you make are always fascinating.
Speaker 27: So we've got the music going oh, I've got my
Speaker 27: mom tain here in the background far in the washing,
Speaker 27: so here you go.
Speaker 25: We've got our Halloween decorations set up in the kitchen.
Speaker 4: And then we've got the wrong room, so that's where
Speaker 4: I'm going to have you guys.
Speaker 11: Set up, go outside entertaining, and so I would look
Speaker 11: forward to meeting your next week.
Speaker 7: Hopefully we will because it.
Speaker 11: Will be a way of celebrating our lives together.
Speaker 1: Every day is precious. Thanks guys, love.
Speaker 4: Chases, chas and dancers.
Speaker 6: They started a house party. I want to I want
Speaker 6: to start a new game of the show once a week.
Speaker 6: What are Chazow and Daza listening to? Traveling will be
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Speaker 6: Call us up and share your weakest claim to fame
Speaker 6: and no claim to fame is too weak for us.
Speaker 4: This business like show business by.
Speaker 22: Head launch which fam I was able to guard Nicholas
Speaker 22: Cage and his bodyguard while they had a sleep and
Speaker 22: now leave.
Speaker 12: In the house which you know, Echo grew up.
Speaker 27: Russell Gilbert grabbed my hat.
Speaker 1: Question O'Connell's weakest claim to face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, where we were you last week?
Speaker 6: That's what we at this time last week of facing
Speaker 6: calls like that. Who knows what we're going to go
Speaker 6: to this morning on nine four one four one o
Speaker 6: four three.
Speaker 4: What is your weakest clean to fame? Leanne?
Speaker 10: Good morning, Good morning to send Patsy and Jack.
Speaker 16: How are you good?
Speaker 4: Going great? Leanne? And I hope you're well. Are you well?
Speaker 16: I'm very well? Thank you very well?
Speaker 4: Great? Okay, And what's your story for us this morning, Leanne?
Speaker 16: Well, my father was a handy man, and he was
Speaker 16: Rick Springfield's mother's handy man Springfield's mother's house and do
Speaker 16: odd jobs.
Speaker 4: This is brilliant.
Speaker 7: Did you ever bump in Yeah, no, I.
Speaker 27: Never bumped into Rick.
Speaker 16: But her name was Eileen, and she was lovely and
Speaker 16: on school holidays, I was twelve and I used to
Speaker 16: go around there and help my dad and help Eileen.
Speaker 16: And one day I sat her down and said, I'm
Speaker 16: going to marry your son, because he was my poster
Speaker 16: boy when I was growing up. Rick Springfield. I bat beautiful,
Speaker 16: oh gorgeous, And I said to Eileen, I'm going to
Speaker 16: marry your son. And she was very, very gracious. Then
Speaker 16: she said that's lovely, dear, and hey, he rang she
Speaker 16: rang him up and he sent over to me a poster,
Speaker 16: a T shirt and a record, and I thought that
Speaker 16: was an engagements.
Speaker 7: Betrothal's interested.
Speaker 4: Telling me there's a chance.
Speaker 16: I could be in.
Speaker 6: Oh that's so great, Leanne, that's a brilliant one. We'll
Speaker 6: send your prize that's already made as well.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Leanne, thank you so much.
Speaker 16: Can I say a quick cheerio to Mark, Oliver and
Speaker 16: my Joshua. My Joshua is twenty two and he's a
Speaker 16: plumber and he listens every day.
Speaker 4: Of course she can a cheerio. We don't never have
Speaker 4: a cheerio.
Speaker 6: Shout out cheerio, cheerio. So who is it you're saying
Speaker 6: cheerio too? Are that your sons?
Speaker 16: My son Joshua, when of my sons and my fourth
Speaker 16: son Oliver, and my husband Mart, they're all listening.
Speaker 4: Brilliant.
Speaker 6: Well you're a treat you call the show any time.
Speaker 6: We love chatting to you to daily and take care.
Speaker 16: Thank you too. Bye bye, cheery.
Speaker 4: Oh Joshua, And let's go to what's is she of blast?
Speaker 4: I love you, Jannis Coome Oning Hi, how are you
Speaker 4: all good?
Speaker 6: Jannis? Thanks doing the show. And what is your weakest
Speaker 6: claim to fame?
Speaker 28: My weakest claim to fame is the Von Traps. In
Speaker 28: the sound of music, we're my great great grandparents.
Speaker 4: Come on, steady on here, No, it's the truth, the
Speaker 4: Von Traps. Yeah, well your great great grandparents.
Speaker 28: My grandmother used to tell me the stories. And yeah,
Speaker 28: and when they come over from Austria to change their
Speaker 28: names to the Traps because of in the war, you
Speaker 28: drop the Von and yeah.
Speaker 6: I have to say, you throw Hitler and his team
Speaker 6: off the set that we're looking for the traps.
Speaker 4: We have got someone in Traps. They can't be them anyway.
Speaker 4: Let's go back to Nana's story.
Speaker 6: So they dropped the Von rebranded not the bureau from
Speaker 6: bomb Von.
Speaker 4: To the Traps. And and then so they lived here.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, there you go.
Speaker 6: Story hands that is. Yeah, and if you even try
Speaker 6: to look into it or do the family tree or
Speaker 6: genealogy or anything like that.
Speaker 28: Yeah, I've got a cousin looking into it at the moment,
Speaker 28: so that'll be interesting.
Speaker 4: Woesting.
Speaker 6: Yeah, very good, Jannets, thank you very much for really
Speaker 6: made us love Jane, so send you.
Speaker 4: A price as well.
Speaker 16: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: We address it to Janice trap.
Speaker 1: Well Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Your weakest claim to fame. Let's go to Carleen.
Speaker 17: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 1: How are you.
Speaker 4: I'm good, Carleen, welcome to the show. What is your
Speaker 4: weakest claim to fame?
Speaker 17: Oh well, my weakest claim to fame is my mother
Speaker 17: actually worked for the current queen in England turning her rosents.
Speaker 4: Oh so she was like one of the royal gardeners.
Speaker 17: Well, I don't know if you called it the royal gardeness.
Speaker 17: There was a they needed a lot of help in
Speaker 17: the gardens. At one stage that went across to you've always.
Speaker 6: Those huge gardens. Half of London is the Royal gardens, and.
Speaker 17: They offered all the girls that were living at the
Speaker 17: y would you like to work in the Royal gardens.
Speaker 17: Then my mum was one of them, and she used
Speaker 17: to trim the roses.
Speaker 6: That is some clan to fame. That's great, Coleen, Thank
Speaker 6: you very much. She colla have a good day.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Pats morning. I'm a good Pat. So
Speaker 4: your weakest clean to fame.
Speaker 29: I watched a movie made by Chuck Norris with Chuck Norris.
Speaker 6: Now, I love Chuck Norris movies. I've seen all of
Speaker 6: his movies. What do you mean, I bet the man.
Speaker 6: When I was a teenager and I was doing karate,
Speaker 6: my Karate magazine, there were these geens. They were called
Speaker 6: Chuck Norris action jeans, don't laugh right, And these were
Speaker 6: jeans you could wear out in the street. That is,
Speaker 6: suddenly you were attacked, you could kick someone in the head.
Speaker 4: Action jeans, And I'm saved up.
Speaker 6: Set my postal order off because it was America and
Speaker 6: they sold out. They wrote back to me returning it,
Speaker 6: and I was heart. I never got to have those
Speaker 6: Chuck Norris action gep.
Speaker 7: All those fights he got in all those alleyways.
Speaker 6: How many times did I get chat with the second
Speaker 6: our roundhouse because my leve ice they were too tight?
Speaker 6: Have you seen that they were actually called Chuck Norris
Speaker 6: action jeans would have to get Let's put that up
Speaker 6: on our socials, that that advertise saved up there.
Speaker 4: So anyway, I'm always with this Chuck story. I'm very jealous.
Speaker 4: He's probably wearing his own action jeans.
Speaker 29: No it wasn't.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 29: He may have been, I can't remember, but it was
Speaker 29: probably late seventies, seventy nine. He was touring Australia promoting
Speaker 29: his new movie Good Guys Wear Black.
Speaker 4: So yeah, that's why I came out with seventy eight.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 29: Yeah, he came to our training because I did chuck
Speaker 29: one though. He came to a training center and he
Speaker 29: knew our senior instructor and he asked us that he
Speaker 29: met us all and he said, would you like to
Speaker 29: come to the premiere And that's a private premiere and
Speaker 29: you're all invited to this movie tonight. It was in Adelaide,
Speaker 29: so we all went to the movie and watched it
Speaker 29: with him.
Speaker 6: That is also what a great story. I had a
Speaker 6: good guy to in that. In my mind, he's in
Speaker 6: his karate gee, you're all in your gee's the whole
Speaker 6: taekwondo school. Get up there together, bow to say Norris
Speaker 6: and watch his movie.
Speaker 29: No, we were at the training center. We were We
Speaker 29: did a bit of a demonstration for him, how how
Speaker 29: amazing we were, and he introduced himself, came up and
Speaker 29: shook her hands individually and said would you like to
Speaker 29: come and see her movie? Or I said sure, So
Speaker 29: we all about thirty of us went down there with
Speaker 29: our senior instructure and sat there and.
Speaker 17: Watched it win.
Speaker 6: I feel like my life has actually just been rubbish
Speaker 6: compared to that moment though you maybe you're thrown shade
Speaker 6: of my whole life. That ah, that's a great one.
Speaker 4: But I'll send your prize, thank you.
Speaker 13: Thank you.
Speaker 6: And if your listeners thinking Christian, where would I start
Speaker 6: without the many movies of Chuck nor I start with
Speaker 6: silent Rage, then go to Bells of innocence.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Today today is Sesame Street Day.
Speaker 4: We all love Sesame Street.
Speaker 3: I love Sesame Street Kid.
Speaker 4: Just already watching now to the young Count never watched it,
Speaker 4: really nice.
Speaker 7: I never watched it now.
Speaker 3: She was into ABC Kids with like the Wiggles. It
Speaker 3: was all about the Wiggles.
Speaker 6: You wait, Jack, You've had just got on YouTube seeing
Speaker 6: how many megastars back in the day.
Speaker 4: Appeared as a guest up, even John Cleese.
Speaker 6: John Clees did three episodes with him, like so many
Speaker 6: big stars Sesame Street Today, Count vong Count did you
Speaker 6: know this is producer Rio has done some research.
Speaker 4: All this research is around their sexual orientation. Count vong
Speaker 4: Count is polyamorous.
Speaker 6: I asked about his partners, He explains, I have one, two,
Speaker 6: three lady friends, Countess Darling von Darling, Lady two.
Speaker 4: And Countess von Backwoods. See what he did there.
Speaker 6: However, the makers of Sesame Stree had to release an
Speaker 6: official statement to clarify where there were a lot of rivers
Speaker 6: where only were a gay couple. The official statement burn
Speaker 6: Ernie aren't getting married and they don't have any sexual
Speaker 6: irritation because they're puppies.
Speaker 4: Just shut that one down, all right.
Speaker 6: So we're looking for your Sesame Street movies. Let's head
Speaker 6: down to Sesame Street. What are they watching on the
Speaker 6: Sesame Street channel? The burt Locker. Ye, he's diffusing bombs.
Speaker 6: We kend at Burton Ernie's. That's the last birt one.
Speaker 6: By the way, I was struggling with these weekend drag
Speaker 6: me to Elmo, Drag me to Helmo Gold Big Bird
Speaker 6: of Alcatraz always spin a naughty big burden in Alcatraz Prison?
Speaker 4: How does he escape? Brom I spit on your grover.
Speaker 4: I found it. My god jacket off your Sesame Street
Speaker 4: movies vertical limit you hear the side? I was shocked, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: or yeah. Bronze minus one.
Speaker 7: Flew over the Quirk's nest.
Speaker 6: Gold, but the impression fifth l moment, it's also gobbled.
Speaker 4: That's very good.
Speaker 7: Bill and Ted's bogus Ernie.
Speaker 6: Again sound of shock at all Bronze minus fintro.
Speaker 7: Of course the frog is our favorite character in terms
Speaker 7: of endearment.
Speaker 4: Was groaning in the studio? Yes it was.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'carl's show podcast.
Speaker 6: Time now for Jack to mark your time? Waste is
Speaker 6: Sesame Street Movies beston show. You have to see Robbie
Speaker 6: Williams live next year at Amy Park. All right, you're
Speaker 6: ready to mark I am coma. Piggy Hands Bronze sounds
Speaker 6: so rude, shame on you, Kevin Cookie, Monster's.
Speaker 4: Ball Silver and Lee Piggy Piggy Bang Bang Gold fail
Speaker 4: nice one Gonzo in sixty.
Speaker 6: Seconds Gold, Tony with an eye, Dirty Ernie Gold, Me
Speaker 6: myself and mister Sniffer Upper Gus brom Yeah, throw Miss
Speaker 6: Piggy from the train Silver, When Kermit met Piggy Silver
Speaker 6: plus Hunt for the.
Speaker 4: Red Grover Gold, that's very smart. Who is that? Rachel?
Speaker 4: Well done?
Speaker 6: When Bert met Ernie Silver, Yeah, driving Miss Piggy Gold.
Speaker 4: The Wolf of Sesame.
Speaker 6: Street, dude, where's my oscar?
Speaker 16: Oh?
Speaker 7: Gold?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 6: And Tim the cerminator? Yes, Gold that is from ten
Speaker 6: year old Finn.
Speaker 4: Great name and a great time waste. They're Finn.
Speaker 6: Well done, Bertie dancing Gold, Simon, that's great.
Speaker 4: When Harry met Abbi Kabaddi, No, I.
Speaker 7: Don't know the character Amid Debby Yeah, and.
Speaker 4: Begin an impression is for anyone? I pad too. That's
Speaker 4: from Andrew and the hang Grover, The hang Grover.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's gold as well.
Speaker 4: All right, who's off to cea Robbie Williams next week?
Speaker 4: Who's the winner?
Speaker 7: I think I've got to give it to Finn. Maybe
Speaker 7: his parents kid, Maybe he hold enough. Eleven year old
Speaker 7: Finn with the cerminator.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well done, Finn. You're the winner of this morning
Speaker 4: investing show. Last song for us.
Speaker 6: If you would love to win the prize of this
Speaker 6: breakfast show run at yours next Thursday with Sila Eco
Speaker 6: playing live in your home, and you also win a
Speaker 6: sixty thousand dollar kitchen makeover.
Speaker 4: Jack Post has got three tips to help you smash
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Speaker 6: Before we get into tomorrow's show, today, some unfinished business
Speaker 6: from today's show. Earlier this morning, we're asking you to
Speaker 6: call us. Are you a food freak? This all came
Speaker 6: about Jack was out for breakfast yesterday with a lovely guy,
Speaker 6: Huvan Cooler. If you are looking for a great podcast,
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Speaker 6: here in Australia, in the world. And their book The
Speaker 6: Resilience Project is an amazing read. That's a really easy,
Speaker 6: common sense approach to better, stronger, more resilient mental health.
Speaker 7: He's an impressive guy in many ways, but at the
Speaker 7: end of the breakfast he's stuck a piece of chewy
Speaker 7: in his mouth while drinking a coffee and it put
Speaker 7: me off. I couldn't hear him anymore from the unsettling
Speaker 7: behavior that I saw in front of me.
Speaker 6: Now Hugh listens to the show, He's heard all of this.
Speaker 6: He's had a lot of reaction on his phone. Sometimes
Speaker 6: this show creates ripples in our personal life, doesn't it.
Speaker 6: This is a guy you're hoping to foster.
Speaker 7: A new friendship, is going to be my neighbor in future.
Speaker 4: He sent me a text.
Speaker 6: Message, well going, were you guys talking about me on
Speaker 6: the show? I've got people messaging me calling me a freak.
Speaker 6: Bear in mind this guy for a living. This is
Speaker 6: what he does in what he puts, nothing but empathy,
Speaker 6: connection and compassionate world.
Speaker 4: What do we do? Point him and go freak?
Speaker 7: Everybody is floored, the best of us.
Speaker 4: Right, here's his right to.
Speaker 11: Reply, Hey, Christian had Jack hu Van Carlin Burkey, my
Speaker 11: phone is just exploded. Everyone's colony to told me call
Speaker 11: me a food freak. I don't remember putting him mint in.
Speaker 11: I'mus say I didn't have it, but I don't remember
Speaker 11: doing that. My biggest fear is that my new friend
Speaker 11: Ben Surry, the headset of Attica, has heard that and
Speaker 11: he's going to want to no longer be friends anyway.
Speaker 11: Ben Surry for listening.
Speaker 20: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 11: And Jack, I can't lay he out of me.
Speaker 6: Well wait, burning bridges there, Jack, he knew what he did.
Speaker 6: He knew to deny it, same as James Cordon. All right,
Speaker 6: all right, fifteen hours to go to invite us around
Speaker 6: to yours next Thursday. That's where the Breakfast Show is
Speaker 6: going to be live around at yours. Sinu Eko, we're
Speaker 6: bringing to play live with us round in your home,
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Speaker 4: You win all of that? How do you win it?
Speaker 6: You go to today, You've got fifteen hours the Christian
Speaker 6: o'connells show dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: You make a video.
Speaker 6: That's where we meet you your home. Who's going to
Speaker 6: be there doing the show with us? Jack's got three
Speaker 6: tips out You smash that video today. You can make
Speaker 6: it tonight. We haven't made any big decisions yet. There's
Speaker 6: no short list yet. We're waiting until midnight tonight. We're
Speaker 6: actually staying up late tonight and then going through all
Speaker 6: your entries.
Speaker 7: How are you going to stand out from the other entries?
Speaker 7: Just simply remember v IP? What does that stand for?
Speaker 7: The visually stimulating? We had people loud.
Speaker 4: What do you think they've been doing?
Speaker 7: We've had people dressing up in wigs.
Speaker 4: Smashing classes, smashing boards.
Speaker 7: Smashing boards karate style, and that really got our interest.
Speaker 7: What is visually interesting about your video?
Speaker 4: Sounds like some sort of supply teachers turned up.
Speaker 7: OI stands for interest.
Speaker 6: When I'm losing mine, you shouldn't applied it to this
Speaker 6: bit interesting fact.
Speaker 7: What's interesting about your family? Tell us why should we
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Speaker 7: shine through. Don't be a robot on there, be yourself.
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