WEBVTT - FULL: We Ain't Bringing Bob Dylan 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:00.840 Question. 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:05.600 Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:09.920 Everyone's gonna think it was for your. 0:00:11.240 --> 0:00:15.120 F stands for fun, chuck it over the hedge. 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:16.680 You have Mike forpitch. 0:00:16.960 --> 0:00:20.400 The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four Pine three. 0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:23.000 Hey, good morning Wednesday morning. It's to Christian O'Connor show 0:00:23.079 --> 0:00:23.480 on Goal. 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.840 Good morning, Jackie boy, Hi, Christian, goome mine in Pats morning. 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:32.880 I have a daughter who is now a graduate. Everybody, Yeah, 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:35.199 it was an amazing it was a lovely thing. 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:37.000 Yes, say it was a really really nice. The whole 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:37.600 thing was great. 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:40.360 So just when you guys find yourself in this position, 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:44.239 some tips pace yourself with the clapping because obviously, when 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:47.159 you've got like two hundred and fifty kids being graduated 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:49.920 and you expected to clap every single one that walks 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:52.199 up on stage. I noticed a couple of months and 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:54.080 dance went too big, too soon, a lot of this, 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:56.639 and I'm thinking we've got another two hundred togo other 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:59.320 time you get to where your later daughter is in 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:01.720 the alphabet, that hand's going sting and I'm thinking, we're 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:06.240 oh O'Connell. So I just started like this, So I'm 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:10.920 ready for a search. When it gets to oh, Ruby 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:13.600 was like, do not cheer, I do not share. We've 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:15.960 been told to tell all the parents not to cheer. 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:19.400 I'm like, by you, why can't we be celebrating. 0:01:19.560 --> 0:01:22.360 It's a massive thing to get you through this year, 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:23.360 the last couple of years. 0:01:23.360 --> 0:01:26.760 It's huge autumups of anti climax. For a second, who's graduating. 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:30.240 We have a piece of paper, nothing, nothing. 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:34.280 I want to start a Mexican way. I cheered, We're cheered. 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:37.800 The O'Connell here, we're like knows I could see it. 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:42.280 Look at me. I got daggers. Doesn't matter. Money I 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:44.600 plowed into this over the years. I chare all over. 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:46.760 I should be up in that stage. Get my own certificate. 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:53.160 Okay, I sacrifice my sanity, time, money. Later on the evening, 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:55.960 at the dinner, the principle goes, I think it would 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:59.080 be very nice now for all the graduating class of 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:05.040 twenty two to stay and and toasts their parents. And 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:07.440 then I noticed my daughter. She stands up right, her 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:10.880 glass is empty. She grabs mine, chugs that. It's an 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:11.760 empty toast. 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:15.520 That is a metaphor, right, that is a metaphor. Right there? 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.960 What the relationship has been like get this though, What 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:23.200 is it about slow moving video? Slow mo video with 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:26.320 a sad song. You put those two things together, it 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:29.120 is heartbreaking. So I knew at some point there was 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:31.200 going to be some song, right, and it was emotional left. 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:32.960 There was a lot of emotions there from the kids, 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:35.840 the moms, the dads, my wife and I and my 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:37.960 mother in law was there as well, my youngest daughter. 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:39.320 You know, there's a lot of families. 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:42.480 There were so emotions already high, and then suddenly I 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:45.160 seen an acoustic guitar come out right and three girls. 0:02:45.160 --> 0:02:47.120 I'm like, oh god, they're going to go acoustic on us, 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:49.360 my wife. 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:53.640 My wife grips my hands right and her mom's the 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:56.760 other side like she's bracing for impact, and like we 0:02:56.880 --> 0:03:00.440 are headed for impact. Then the video start. I'm like, 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:03.360 they're not mucking around. Slow motion video that was filmed 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:05.560 last week of all the kids walking out of the 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:08.760 room we're in, waving at the camera. The song they 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.880 go to, Three Girls, a beautiful acoustic version of the 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:15.880 Longer Winding Road by Paul McCarney, A very sad song. 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:18.959 You put that on an acoustic guitar, it is heartbreaking. 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:21.800 All you can see is people shaking and sobbing all 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:25.639 around the thinking is this a joyous moment? What it's 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:28.760 already heartbreaking up without the Long and Winding Road. Have 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:31.400 you seen the lyrics to the Longer Winding Road? You 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:33.200 kind of know the melody of it. It's about the 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.640 longer winding road that always leads back to your door, 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:36.720 to the dawning. 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:39.080 I got the door to the house. 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:42.440 People were actually clutching their hearts as I was looking 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:45.680 down the roads. It's all kind of explodes. You can 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:47.640 actually do damage to a mum or dad or an 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:50.160 elderly person. What they should have done to cheer him 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.400 but up is they should have sped up that footage 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:58.200 and then gone with this song efratuating its great rather 0:03:58.240 --> 0:03:59.200 than the longer. 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:00.560 Winding Road too much. 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:03.920 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:07.320 Do you guys remember your graduating song? So yesterday for 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:11.320 Ruby Klass of twenty two they went with this absolute jock. 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.920 It's already it's already heavy enough in there. Why go 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:15.040 for this lo. 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:27.840 Wendy though, when you got three girls singing it acoustically, 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:30.680 it was just with a that slow motion video. 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.880 It's simply too much. What was yours, Jackie boy. 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:41.880 We had vitamin C graduation song. It says it in 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:46.039 the title. Yeah, and then this segue from vitamin C 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:48.400 into boys don't cry by the cure. 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:50.640 That's a bit of a mixed message for young lance, 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:51.680 isn't it. Hey? 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:54.039 Guys, listen, toxic masculinity is going to get a bad 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:56.279 word in twenty years from now, but right now, push 0:04:56.279 --> 0:05:00.839 it all down. Okay, listen to the words. Boys don't Okay, 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:01.839 boys do not cry. 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.920 The other thing is it was not made by a 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:07.960 professional videographer. It was made by one of the girls 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:10.120 in the media class. She was the teacher's pet of 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:14.279 the year, so she just went around the school feeling 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:17.039 pretty much all her friends, and then it was she 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:20.159 was obliged to put at least one each student in 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:22.839 one scene. So there's like one second scene from me 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:25.839 and my buddies and all her friends who got like 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:28.839 close ups and slow mo and crying and hugging. 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:32.520 Patsy, did you have a graduation song? 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:33.960 No, we didn't do a song. 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:34.599 We didn't do that. 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.120 We did the dinner with the parents in a presentation, 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:40.520 but no song, no video, nothing fancy like that. 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:47.080 CHORL Patsy well, Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:50.320 Loads more great stories about your toy injuries have come 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:51.760 in since yesterday's show. 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:56.920 Three one from Spain. Christian love the show. 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:58.839 Well, listen to you guys every day at work here 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:03.200 in Spain. Oh that's lovely beer garrado. Oh the commas stats. 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:06.680 To all my Spanish listeners. Wherever you are, start listening 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:07.760 to your work for show. And I used to live 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:10.760 in under them, moved over to Australia. Brackets, you moved 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:12.840 over to Australia. I stayed in Spain. Just to make 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:15.120 that clear, got it, it's early in the morning. 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:17.479 Thanks for clarity. I thought you did actually stalk me 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:17.880 out here. 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:19.640 It's you at the bottom of the guard and every 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:23.400 night it is in this communications. Being English, I thought 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:24.640 maybe there would be a translation. 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:27.279 Christian, I'm a little bit late to the party. Blame 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:28.760 the kind offer. So I've listened to you guys talking 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:30.640 about being injured by toys. I've got a great story 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:33.360 when as a child I was having fun in one 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:35.400 of those portable swimming pools. 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:37.800 With a friend. Brackets, a lot of brackets, just where 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:38.560 the Spanish do it. 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:40.800 One of those friends you don't really want to hang 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:43.320 out with. But your mother makes you because they lived 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:45.600 at your house and you. 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:47.000 Have to put up with them. 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:48.839 Do you remember that with me? 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:52.800 Yes, you always fear eight. Sometimes in an adult life you go, wait, 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:55.320 was I that kid to somebody else? 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:56.560 Anyway? 0:06:56.640 --> 0:07:00.160 She stole my floaty, my little flotation device, and ran away, 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:02.840 yelling she was going home and going to keep it. 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:05.839 I saw a crying brackets are back, obviously, worry about 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:07.919 my safety without the floaty in the pool. When the 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:10.120 water got up to beyond my waist and the brackets, 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:12.520 I started running after her. I was crying so hard. 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:14.640 I did not see my house until I smashed my 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:18.080 head into it. Yes, I run straight towards it. In 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:20.640 my defense, I should have missed a corner, but I forgot. 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:20.800 It was there. 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:24.760 Long story short, It can be done, Patsy. Long story short. 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:26.800 I opened my forehead. 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:28.720 Oh terrible. 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:30.520 When you can just open your own forehead, get in 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:32.840 there and rearrange your brain. Got a handful of stitches, 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.880 now have a scar like Harry Potter. Thank you, Bangs. 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:38.600 Good thing. Though my mom did not make me hang 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:41.400 out with that girl anymore. That's from beer in Spain. 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:42.080 That's great. 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:45.000 Thank you, very very much nine four one four one 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:46.960 o four three. If you've got a story about being 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:50.280 injured by a toy, Malcolm, good one in Malcolm. 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:52.320 Good morning, Christian, how are you again? 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:54.400 I'm good Malcolm, welcome to the show. Maybe been a 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:56.520 good week so far. What was the toy and what 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:57.160 was the injury? 0:07:57.200 --> 0:07:58.920 Malcolm? 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:02.200 There was a pushbike, of course of us disordered to 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:07.080 make some jumps and went down and jump and got airborne, 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:11.440 hit the think the handle by spun back and hit 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:15.000 me in the chest cause the depressed fecture. Oh god, 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:18.360 doctor goes another two inches and I want to pierce 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:22.960 your heart. So yeah with paper. 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:27.440 But an amazing jump, great childhood and life in a way. 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:29.040 It's great for a couple of seconds, then. 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:33.679 Terrifying pain, like about the anticipation about that. 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:37.920 Yes, Malcolm, thank you very much, you call me. 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:39.520 Thanks Twist. 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:42.319 Barry, good morning morning. 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:42.760 How are you? 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:45.360 We're good Barry? And what's your toy injury story? 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:48.120 When I was in an altercation with my older brother 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:49.120 back a long time ago. 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:52.160 Alication is that we'll we get On Patsy's News, the 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:55.800 police are reporting instance of an altercation between two neighbors 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:57.640 over a fence line. 0:08:57.720 --> 0:08:59.199 An altercation with your brother. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.440 Yeah, I think we've just been watching World Championship Wrestling, 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:05.160 so we were practicing on each other. But anyway, he 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:07.760 decided to finish it that he would pick up a 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:12.240 small dolls or child's chair and throw Vince in this 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:18.440 story and anyway, so knocked out my two front teeths. 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:20.760 I had a metal leg. Of course, they were well 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:23.839 made back then, not the plastic of today. And I 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:26.320 ended up having to end up in the Royal Dneal 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.640 Hospital and an address and it after good old doctor 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:31.120 Bora from Sunshine decided to do some work that didn't 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:35.360 work out too well. And then yeah, every so often 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:37.000 I have to get those teeth with places. I have 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:41.080 a full time bridge across the front now yeah, yeah, 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:42.920 so it has to get done every time the gum chambers. 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:47.120 Yes, you poor thing. That is literally a lifetime of 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:47.720 paying for you. 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:51.040 Yeah, money and feeling as well. 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:54.880 And how are things with you and your brother? 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:59.079 Yeah, it's fifty years ago, so we're slowly getting out. 0:10:03.480 --> 0:10:07.040 In professional wrestling, it's usually a horrible chairs follow and 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:08.080 they go across the back. 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:12.760 Yeah, no one is losing teeth requiring a full time bridge. 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:14.880 I don't know what a full time bridge is. Have 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:18.439 you got someone living in there, like actual construction workers 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:22.880 in your mouth as a full time job the bridge bridge? 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:26.720 It's actually cool. But anyway, that's another story. So yeah, 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:27.400 and that was it. 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:29.880 Yeah, you're right though, Barry. I do remember those old 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:32.320 metal chairs we had them at school. They'd be whacked 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:35.400 in your head. It's only ever going to result in destruction, 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:38.400 isn't it. What a terrible idea, Barry. I'm sorry about 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:40.000 the pain, but thanks for sharing the story. 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:41.040 Thank you. 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:45.599 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:49.160 Christian I graduated in nineteen eighty six. Our graduation song 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.760 was That's what Friends Are for el and John, Dion 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:55.160 Warrick and Stevie Wonder Christian Assis. 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:56.439 In nineteen ninety. 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:58.600 A group of us sang at our graduation dinner We 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:04.000 Go Together from the Grease soundtrack as our graduations song. Christian, 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:06.880 we had simply the Best by Tina Turner. That school 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:12.600 had way too high hopes for us. All right, let's 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:15.880 get some more stories that about your toy injuries. On 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:20.520 nine four one four three, Joe, good morning, Hi guys, 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:21.160 here are we all? 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:23.240 Yeah, we're good, Joe, So what was the toy injury. 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:26.199 So me and mum were down in the shops when 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:28.240 I was about five years old and we got paged 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:31.800 over the PA and two of my older brothers were 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:34.760 at home and playing cricket with the poor queue as 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:38.199 you do. And one of them, my oldest brother Chris, 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:40.559 he hit the ball for six and as he went 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:43.680 to make his runs, the rubber stopper hit their carpet 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:46.800 and the pointy end of the poor queue went straight 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:52.000 through his sack and I think it involved ended up 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.160 in six stitches and the. 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:54.920 Trip to the hospital. 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:58.200 So there's only one sack. 0:11:58.240 --> 0:11:59.240 There's only one sack. 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:01.760 Yeah, yeah, there's only one. 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:03.920 Giving it a both every young lawyers and it's a 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:06.320 gift for life, and you're meant to look after it. 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:07.520 You're going to look after that. 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:11.360 It's a very thin membrane. It's not designed to keep 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:12.840 Paul Cubes out, that's for sure. 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:18.920 Yeah, he still has the scar to this day that 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:20.600 he will pull out of the party. 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:27.200 Just for medical enthusiasms. 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:32.720 Yeah, medical conventions, those kind of parties as well. 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:35.880 What a non party trick that is? What's that guy doing? 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:42.280 Is that egg? Oh god, Paul Cube? Oh my word, 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:45.440 the screenlink and you were paged in the in the shop. 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:48.520 Yeah, so I was about I think I was about 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:51.160 five or six years old. And as soon as mum 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:53.880 has heard her name come over the PA, she knew 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:54.480 it wasn't good. 0:12:54.840 --> 0:12:56.880 So called the supermarket. 0:12:57.720 --> 0:12:57.960 Yeah. 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:00.280 So one of them called an ambulance, and he called 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:01.040 the supermarket. 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:05.199 And very well organized, aren't they. 0:13:05.400 --> 0:13:08.120 It's his brothers pleading from his sack, and he's like, 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:10.760 it's my mom there, she's. 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:11.320 Near the deli. 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:15.679 If Joe's mom is Joe's mum here, please in the store. 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:19.040 Your son has rupted his nutsack. Please return home as 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:24.680 soon as possible. Oh Joe, what a story. I'm going 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:26.560 to give you a pair of Robbie Williams tickets because 0:13:26.600 --> 0:13:32.400 that is some story joke. All right, Yes, tell him 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:35.400 to keep his balls in though. Okay, I'm one of 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:38.439 our listeners thrown out. Let's put Robbi Williams off angels. 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:46.200 You're listening to the Christian Kyle's Show podcast. 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:48.960 After that, like last great call, we should definitely do 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:51.880 your stories. Why were they calling your name out on 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:56.240 the PA. If you're being paged, something's happened and we 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:59.160 want to know more, all right, toy stories. Now not 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:03.280 toy stories, toy injuries. Great movies, great movies. It's called 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:04.400 remember about those. 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:06.080 Great number three for me? 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:12.800 Yes, four one four one o four three your toy injuries, Billy. 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:16.040 Good morning, Good morning, God, good morning, Betty. What's your 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:17.640 toy injury, sir? For a spinning. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:21.120 When I was thirteen, I was doing fire remote control 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:23.600 cars in the whole way, and my dad came to 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:26.960 tell me it was Tom stepped rather than my control car. 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:29.840 Full splits and toy's hamstring off the bone. 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:34.080 Oh my god, it's like something at a home alone. 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:37.800 It is ambulance and everything. He was on the green 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:39.320 whistle by about seven o'clock. 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:41.880 Ye, not for you would do. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:45.440 There is so much going on that full splits, right, 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:48.960 being forced into the fits by your remote control car 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:51.680 and then hamstring off the bone. You sound like you 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:54.240 cart in the Christmas turkey or something, you know, off 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:55.080 the bone. 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:56.960 The agony for the guy. 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:00.360 Yeah, no, I wasn't. I thought he was joking. Start 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:03.320 because he started moaning. He was like, oh, I thought 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:03.920 he was joking. 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:05.040 I started laughing. 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:09.120 Old kids always laugh if one their parents certain sound. 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:11.120 So I remember when my girls absidentally hit me in 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:12.560 the downstairs region. 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:13.840 I fell to the. 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:16.800 Ground like that because you know what, you only got 0:15:16.800 --> 0:15:19.760 a tap of man there and you just cast just 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:22.440 laugh for five minutes. While I was still laughing there 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:24.840 trying to stay conscious. I was in so much pain. 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:29.200 So how long was he in hospital for, Billy? How 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:31.160 long was he in hospital for with his torn hands? 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:31.680 He was in. 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:34.440 Hospital for He's in hospital for two days and then 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:35.560 he went back for surgery. 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:39.360 Oh my god, Wow, Billy, that is some story. Thank 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:40.720 you very much for sharing it with us. Have a 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:46.320 good day, mate, Yeah you too, Jessica, Good morning, morning guys. Okay, 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:47.520 what's your toy injury story? 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:50.240 So I was about six, and we'd just been to 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:52.520 the circus, and so I got home and I was 0:15:52.520 --> 0:15:54.840 playing this toy. Now I don't know what it's called, 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:57.600 but it's like a fairy on a stick, and it 0:15:57.640 --> 0:16:00.600 has a ripcord. You pull the ripcord and shoots up 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:03.720 into the sky, starts spinning slowly as it comes back down. 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:06.840 Yeah, rotates up like a helicopter blade. 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:10.120 Yeah yeah, but the wings are like the blades. And 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:12.960 so I'm watching this come down and as it comes down, 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:14.880 it actually slices me in the eyeball. 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:19.240 Oh no, no, no, no high ones so closely? Did 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:19.920 you want to watch it? 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:21.040 Yeah? 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:24.840 Well that was the studying it very closely, so we 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:26.840 had to go to the er. I had to do 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:28.880 all this testing, got these like eye drops in my 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:31.920 eye to see obviously where the damage was turned out 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:33.760 It was just the white part of the eye. But 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:35.400 I still had to wear an eye patch and have 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:36.760 eye drops until it healed. 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:38.440 How long do you have that eye patch? And I 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:40.320 had to do three days, So show this yesterday with 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:43.600 an eye patch. It was hell at school that a week. 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:45.520 Oh an eye patches. 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:48.040 The kid's tough, isn't it any Other kids are so 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:49.280 not very compassionate? 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:52.360 No, not really, all. 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:54.120 Right, Jess, thank you very much your story about have 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:54.600 a good day. 0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:56.320 No you two guys, thank you. 0:16:56.360 --> 0:17:01.320 Good morning, Sue, Good morning morning. Toy injury story. What 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:02.080 have you got for us? 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:07.040 Well, I broke my sister's nose with the whoopie cushions, 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:10.679 So she was under the bed pushing the whoopie cushion 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:13.760 and I jumped on the bed and smacked her head 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:14.720 into the floorboards. 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:20.640 That is some body stand there's a lot of WWE style. 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:23.200 Is going on. Today with these toy injuries. 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:24.880 Only little not a big kid. 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:27.960 There wasn't a big kid. 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:30.560 But there's just a lot of downward force coming on 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:31.679 a long woopy cushion. 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:34.760 And she was just screaming, Oh, well, my nose craked 0:17:34.760 --> 0:17:36.760 and my nose craked, and we were laughing at her. 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:38.720 So and sort of you know, she slid out from 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:41.800 under the bed and yeah, her nose was crooked. 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:42.800 Wow. 0:17:43.160 --> 0:17:44.639 I don't remember how much funny you to have with 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:49.159 whoopy cushions. Just a name whoopee cushion was funny. That 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:51.560 sort of flowery stuff they had on them as well, 0:17:51.920 --> 0:17:54.560 you don't at some age you just stopped using a 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:55.240 woody cushion. 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:57.080 Bring them back from growing up, I say. 0:17:57.240 --> 0:18:01.080 Yeah, a new planet, Plank, send us a video of 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:03.000 you using a whoope cushion or another crowder. 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:08.200 Years later, she actually had surgery to fix her notes. 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:10.360 So she hated me all our lives for that give 0:18:10.480 --> 0:18:15.320 her nose being she was like, you know, in her 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:17.439 late teens, I think, or you know, maybe in her 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:18.360 early twenties, and. 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:20.280 She had, yeah, went in it had surgery. 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:22.960 So yeah, so she had to go through all the 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:23.480 pain again. 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:26.520 And then years later she had here about her sister 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:28.880 calling up a radio show and it can old laugh. 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:34.640 About it absolutely. 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:36.520 So thank you very much, your story mate. 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:39.879 Thanks you calling the Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:42.320 It's Wednesday, it's the middle of the week. How's your 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:43.120 week going so far? 0:18:46.280 --> 0:18:50.679 And then you texted six onds right from your phone AA, 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:54.439 tell us just how your week has gone? Did you 0:18:54.520 --> 0:18:56.840