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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: That bite sized good.

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Speaker 3: After then everyone, I think I'm out.

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Speaker 1: You're getting colde.

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Speaker 3: Hope you're having a wonderful drive home if you're wondering

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Speaker 3: what Woody is getting cold feet. About twenty years ago,

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Speaker 3: he stole his dad's Naughty Mad collection. Somebody took them

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Speaker 3: back off him, and we're trying to find out who.

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Speaker 4: Later of the water Gate revolutions.

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Speaker 1: I took my dad's porno mags.

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Speaker 5: A few weeks later, those magazines just disappeared.

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Speaker 6: I think Tom is a person of interest.

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Speaker 5: Got your younger sister Sarah.

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Speaker 1: My brother, Tom joins us on the phone. I suspect

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Speaker 1: it's naughty man gag. All roads are leading to mom.

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Speaker 7: Yep, and let's and if we're being totally honest from

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Speaker 7: the start, she was your prime suspect, but you you've

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Speaker 7: essentially gone through every other member of your family.

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Speaker 5: I was wishfully hoping it was someone else. Yeah, because

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Speaker 5: if you're new to this show, my mum's an intimidating woman.

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Speaker 5: She's just on a PhD. She's a doctor, she's she's

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Speaker 5: incredibly powerful. Has this show is awful.

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Speaker 2: But he's always busy when we call it so even

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Speaker 2: if she's not busy.

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Speaker 5: She will hate that I'm airing this dirty laundry of

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Speaker 5: Dad's naughty mags on radio.

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Speaker 1: Hate this.

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Speaker 7: It hasn't got to it yet. By the way, if

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Speaker 7: you do know Melissa, please don't tell her.

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Speaker 1: And especially don't talk about what we're about to do.

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Speaker 5: Because at the end of when we spoke to my

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Speaker 5: in the trap to try and get my mum.

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Speaker 1: Your dad brought her up, Sarah brought her up, and

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Speaker 1: you brought her up. What he's just avoided calling her?

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Speaker 5: Could we do a bit of a sting, Tom, where

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Speaker 5: you call her and we just record the phone call.

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Speaker 1: Tom?

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Speaker 7: That was incredible, But how is she going to feel

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Speaker 7: if Tom calls and then we're on the other end

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Speaker 7: being like.

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Speaker 5: We listened to the whole thing and recorded it.

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Speaker 1: She will hate it. But we've got the beer in

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Speaker 1: the trap. Okay.

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Speaker 5: So hopefully, hopefully my brother hasn't got cold feet, because

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Speaker 5: the whole family is a little bit scared of Mum.

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Speaker 1: She very much is the what's.

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Speaker 7: The worst that can happen here? Though you and I

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Speaker 7: are going to be into state soon, We're filming a

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Speaker 1: Now, it's the best time to get her. It's a

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Speaker 7: You're not getting her eye there.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't even know that she's been got exactly. It's

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Speaker 1: my brother. He is the one who's going to have

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Speaker 1: to copy it.

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Speaker 3: So is he doing this?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea.

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Speaker 5: Obviously loves a bit of punishment. All right, we've got

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Speaker 5: my brother's number. Now hopefully he hasn't fled the state

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Speaker 7: Imagine if she's with him when he calls, but he

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Speaker 7: could imagine if he's entrapping us.

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Speaker 1: What I'm speaking Tom, it's Woody. Are you still keen

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Speaker 1: to do this sting on mum?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know how we're going to do it.

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Speaker 1: But okay, what do you mean you don't know how

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Speaker 7: It's going to be easy.

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Speaker 6: She is the most suspicious woman.

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Speaker 5: But you're calling her, so she won't think anything to

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Speaker 6: It's true.

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Speaker 1: So we had a little bit of a chat about this.

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Speaker 1: Have you got a lead?

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Speaker 7: You need two things, Tom, You need a lead in

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Speaker 1: What are you thinking?

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Speaker 6: So I need a leading question? She called me before

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Speaker 6: actually asking whether I need any food because I'm in

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Speaker 1: Oh nice, perfect that that dream?

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Speaker 5: So say yes and then maybe go, oh so if

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Speaker 1: And speaking of that, perfect.

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Speaker 6: Can you pick me up some strepsaels? And while you're there,

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Speaker 6: can you pick me up some porn mags?

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Speaker 1: A hustler will do?

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Speaker 7: Oh god, let's get down to it all right, So

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Speaker 7: I think that's actually pretty good though.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, right, and then you just need to get like,

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Speaker 5: ask her, did you did you take them? Did you

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Speaker 5: take the naughty mags from Underwood's bed? And the moment

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Speaker 5: she says, yes, we've bloody got her.

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Speaker 7: Right, we can do we can do a bit of

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Speaker 7: role play. So what are you playing this? So you

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Speaker 7: play your mum, Tom, you you call what you call

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Speaker 7: your mum.

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Speaker 1: Let's kick it.

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Speaker 6: Off being mean. Hello, Hey, I'm high.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, really good. I just tried to call you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I know you know how I said don't need

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Speaker 6: any food? I was actually thinking, do you mind just

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Speaker 6: popping in a seven or eleven? And grabbing me some strepsules.

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Speaker 6: My throat is killing me.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, I'll get the antibacterial ones. They're the best. You

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Speaker 6: Yeah, fantastic, Yeah, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Anything else?

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Speaker 2: No, all right, we're gonna have to work on this

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Speaker 2: a song. It's all over in the air, right. I'm

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Speaker 2: not in a good position. I'll tell you right now.

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Speaker 1: If you're just joining us.

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Speaker 7: Woods reckons that someone stole the Naughty Mags from under

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Speaker 7: his bed twenty years ago. The mags that he stole

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Speaker 7: off his dad. Naughty mag gag.

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Speaker 4: Wait, it'll be Wondergate Revolution.

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Speaker 1: I took my dad's porno mags.

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Speaker 5: A few weeks later, those magazines just disappeared.

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Speaker 1: I think is a person of being got your younger.

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Speaker 5: Sister, Sarah, My brother, Tom joins us on the phone.

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Speaker 6: I suspect, mum, it's.

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Speaker 7: Not mad now, Tom joins us back on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back, Tom.

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Speaker 7: You're the only way that we're going to be able

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Speaker 6: I'm sweating. That's the thought of doing this.

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Speaker 1: This is bad for you.

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Speaker 6: She's a scary woman.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about Terrory. We all agree on that. We

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Speaker 7: Why are you doing this like, I'm still trying to

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Speaker 6: I'm in lockdown and fair enough.

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Speaker 1: Perfect, it's all about timing. When you're in lockdown, she

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Speaker 7: You're in lockdown.

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Speaker 1: You're safe, you're safe.

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Speaker 5: Got perfect protection. And I'm getting out of the state tonight.

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Speaker 5: So we're both we're both in the clear.

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Speaker 1: Thought for your father, he's going to cop the brunt.

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Speaker 1: So Tom, okay.

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Speaker 5: So the way we want this to work is so

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Speaker 5: you're going to call mum now off your mobile phone,

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Speaker 5: and then we should be able to hear your conversation

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Speaker 1: Are you good to go?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, good luck?

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Speaker 4: No? Yeah, good Sorry. I Jenny's sister's shop and I

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Speaker 6: That's right, you're not still on the road by say, no,

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Speaker 6: what do you name? I was gonna sud need some

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Speaker 6: strips my throats killing it, that's right, that's right? Or good?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you could easily have done it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you're right. Have you heard that seven on the

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Speaker 6: radio at the moment? But dad's porno magazines.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I've heard about it. I'm surprised that funny.

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Speaker 6: I'm surprised they haven't told you about it yet.

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Speaker 4: It's not even try what but there were porno magazines

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Speaker 6: No, would he put dad's porno magazines under the bed?

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I assume that was you who took them.

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Speaker 6: Though that's not even true. It's really much No, I

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Speaker 6: mean it must have been you it took them, wasn't it.

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Speaker 4: This whole story is made up.

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Speaker 6: No, it's not. Woody and I were independently looking at them.

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Speaker 4: Well, maybe someone gave them to him as a jug

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Speaker 6: You don't remember taking them though, from what he's bed, No,

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Speaker 1: Weld Hey, mom, it's what do you mom?

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Speaker 6: Josh, she's good, she's good.

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Speaker 1: Did you know this was a sting? Mom?

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Speaker 4: Well, the whole thing's made up.

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Speaker 1: It's not made up. Did you take the magazines?

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Speaker 4: I don't even remember. Dad does not know I have

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Speaker 4: corn magazine's no sort.

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Speaker 5: So your stance has already changed from no to I

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Speaker 1: You're cracking, mum.

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Speaker 4: He wouldn't even had them it's just a made up

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Speaker 1: It's not mum.

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Speaker 5: Me and Tom both were looking at the magazines and

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Speaker 5: I put them out of my bed.

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Speaker 4: Well, probably Tom bought them.

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Speaker 1: So it's back on Tom Tom Cross.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that might have been.

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Speaker 1: The finger pointing continues in the White lay house.

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Speaker 4: Definitely not.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, well, okay, let's let's take Dad out of it.

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Speaker 5: Just but there were magazines under my bed at one stage.

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Speaker 5: Did you happen to.

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Speaker 4: You bought them?

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Speaker 5: Okay, well, let's say I did. Let's say I bought

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Speaker 5: the porno magazines. There was a world where porn magazines

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Speaker 5: were under my bed.

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Speaker 1: Did you clear them out?

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Speaker 6: Not?

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. The plot thickens. Would you be happy to

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Speaker 1: take a lot to take to test?

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Speaker 4: Wow, that'll be one of your friends for them?

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Speaker 5: And well, Dad actually thought it was Will, So we

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Speaker 5: need to interrogate Will a bit more.

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Speaker 4: Come to think about.

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Speaker 1: It, Yes, I think it was you Will. Well, I

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Speaker 1: think we need to interrogate Will.

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Speaker 3: Tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: No one expected.

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Speaker 5: Shut up?

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Speaker 1: Okay, and tomorrow we interrogate Will. Give more of the

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Speaker 1: boys on the full show podcast. You know you want

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Speaker 1: to