Speaker 1: Hey, it's the pickup with Britt, Laura and Mitch here
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Speaker 1: to your beautiful Maddie Jay.
Speaker 2: Yes, as is a statement of moment concur.
Speaker 3: I'm just going through my tick, Liss.
Speaker 1: Correct, married, Britt, you are happily incoupled with your beautiful,
Speaker 1: gorgeous boyfriend Benjamin.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: Definitely no marriage yet if he's listening. Not opposed to it,
Speaker 4: but yes, that's correct.
Speaker 1: I'm nearly single after your tumultuous breakup and just tick
Speaker 1: that I almost forgot and now I've reminded myself. The
Speaker 1: reason I'm asking is because there's this trend going viral
Speaker 1: online and it is people talking about lies that they
Speaker 1: keep or little secrets that they share they don't share
Speaker 1: with their partner, that are wholesome, that are small, they're
Speaker 1: not big enough, They're not cheating. It's not infidelity, just.
Speaker 5: Little white lies like the lies you tell your children
Speaker 5: are the same ones that you tell your partner.
Speaker 3: Exactly. We all have those lies that you just go
Speaker 3: they don't need to know.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you have to do that.
Speaker 5: Also, not all lies are created equal. I think it's
Speaker 5: so kay to have some secrets from your partner.
Speaker 3: Well, here are some examples.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: One girlfriend says, my husband gets excited about bag fries
Speaker 1: when we get fast food. So when I pass out
Speaker 1: the food in the bag, I always take a few
Speaker 1: of my fries out and sprinkle them into the bottom
Speaker 1: of the bag.
Speaker 2: Oh it's cute. Yeah, like she thinks that there's extra ones.
Speaker 3: He just thinks that.
Speaker 1: They've fallen out, and he gets so excited bag fries
Speaker 1: bag fries, But she does so he gets excited.
Speaker 4: Done that in reverse, like I would have quickly taken
Speaker 4: the bag fries and eaten them so he couldn't get them.
Speaker 3: What about this?
Speaker 1: Whenever someone else says, whenever he's having a really bad day,
Speaker 1: I'll reach out to his mum and say that he
Speaker 1: misses her. She'll usually call him that day or the next,
Speaker 1: but it always makes him feel a lot better. He
Speaker 1: thinks that his mum has a special mum sense and
Speaker 1: knows when to call him when he's feeling bad.
Speaker 3: It's really cute.
Speaker 2: Oh, these are so nice. I mean, I'm cute, he's.
Speaker 5: A lovely I mean, I lied to my beautiful husband, Matt,
Speaker 5: and it was a white lie. But it was because
Speaker 5: I scratched the tires on his car, and then I
Speaker 5: said that they was already like that when I over
Speaker 5: drove the car.
Speaker 2: I just denied it and gas led him into believing
Speaker 2: maybe he did it.
Speaker 3: That's just gaslighting.
Speaker 5: So is that just bad line? Where's the line between
Speaker 5: what's a bad line a good life?
Speaker 3: I was hoping for some like more salacious white lies
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: Maybe aren't.
Speaker 4: So, you know, like I ate the last block of
Speaker 4: chocolate quickly and then I went and had to buy
Speaker 4: another one to replace it, so that they would never know.
Speaker 2: I've got one.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I often tell Matt that I'm really tired and I'm
Speaker 5: going to bed, but really.
Speaker 2: I lay in bed on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Oh we all do that for forty five We've all
Speaker 3: been there.
Speaker 5: And then I quickly turned it off when I hear
Speaker 5: him coming and pretend I'm asleep so we won't have
Speaker 5: sex with me. Just see when you're on line sometime
Speaker 5: Because I am tired and I wanted to go to sleep,
Speaker 5: but I got distracted.
Speaker 2: He's in the lounde room on Instagram looking at you're online. No,
Speaker 2: I do in cognito mode. That's not a Instagram.
Speaker 3: Just have sex with your husband.
Speaker 2: No, don't make me.
Speaker 3: I'm tiredous.
Speaker 2: You know what happened last time. I have two children
Speaker 2: to prove it.
Speaker 3: He's a beautiful man.
Speaker 2: I I know, poor guy.
Speaker 3: But I might put a wig on and put on
Speaker 3: some and line in your bed one night. So I'm ready.
Speaker 3: Something happened to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just thinking if I share it or not?
Speaker 2: Because Ben, listen.
Speaker 4: I I'm a really bad cook and I'm really bad
Speaker 4: in the kitchen and I hate it.
Speaker 3: I live alone.
Speaker 4: I never want to do it, so I usually eat
Speaker 4: pretty badly and I have a really bad habit of
Speaker 4: just having cocoa pops or a bowl of cereal for Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know the brit special is. She has
Speaker 5: chicken and nugget dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: My partner, Ben is an athlete, a professional athlete. He's
Speaker 4: very healthy, very to his finish soccer.
Speaker 2: He plays football. Yeah, he always worries about me, and
Speaker 2: he doesn't live here.
Speaker 4: He lives over in Scotland, so he can't watch what
Speaker 4: I'm eating or cook for me. So he always hassles
Speaker 4: me and he's like, what are you having for dinner?
Speaker 4: Or what if you had for dinner? Let me know,
Speaker 4: talk with your send me a picture. So I often
Speaker 4: will just like sit down with my bowl of Coca
Speaker 4: Pops and I'll just find like a picture online of
Speaker 4: hallow Fresh off a meal and that someone else has
Speaker 4: taken and I'm to send it to him and I'll
Speaker 4: just pretend that I've cooked a Hallow Fresh wait.
Speaker 3: You're googling Hollow Fresh finished meals.
Speaker 4: Or I'll go back through like my phone as if
Speaker 4: I've ever taken a photo of a meal, and then
Speaker 4: I just send it to him and I just pretend.
Speaker 2: Brit what did you send a double?
Speaker 5: And he's like, this is a recycled food pick that
Speaker 5: you sent me two months ago.
Speaker 3: I literally picture this.
Speaker 4: I'm sitting on the on the lounge and in my
Speaker 4: Coca Pops and I'm just like pressed in on a
Speaker 4: generic Hollow Fresh meal and that's here and he's like, oh,
Speaker 4: that looks really good.
Speaker 3: Lots of veggies. I was like, well that's a veggies,
Speaker 3: that's gold that's cold.
Speaker 6: Oh oh well, if you want to have another laugh,
Speaker 6: I had to talk my knees, my twelve year old
Speaker 6: niece through the Birds and the Bees on the weekend.
Speaker 6: Somehow these got dumped on me and I found myself
Speaker 6: talking birds and the bees, talking science, talking embryos, talking
Speaker 6: egg freezing, how things are made a lab.
Speaker 2: It didn't go down that well.
Speaker 3: All right, I can't wait to hear that went out.
Speaker 3: I'll do an eggs on the pickup