Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, Kate, you're allowed to swear on
Speaker 1: our podcast, so please fee.
Speaker 2: I never swear. I never swear. That would make me
Speaker 2: such a cat.
Speaker 3: I want you the opener.
Speaker 4: I just don't have to play the opening. Let's just start.
Speaker 2: I want to hear the opener.
Speaker 4: I'm going to sell if you don't.
Speaker 2: I love an opener.
Speaker 3: How close are you with carry Anne Kenneley?
Speaker 2: No one's close to carry Ane Kenley?
Speaker 3: Then you gotta love this. People do some weird shit.
Speaker 5: Television legend carry Anne Kenneley sell several meters from a
Speaker 5: trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.
Speaker 3: Make more sense than others.
Speaker 6: Bring Pikes, Nurseries, Mercury Pikes, p y k e.
Speaker 2: Sky, Why I kay as in kill Hey? Why okay?
Speaker 3: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 7: Food life so expensive, I'm not even having a good time.
Speaker 3: Thissus just by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 8: What about me?
Speaker 3: Don't forget gin of is mature?
Speaker 1: And hello, Okay, guys, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: We are one man down our usual third wheel. Prize
Speaker 4: keeper Jenna.
Speaker 1: She's not here in studio with us, but we will
Speaker 1: be checking in with her later in the show.
Speaker 4: Mitchell, I know where she is.
Speaker 3: You do not.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait for you to find out where she's
Speaker 1: going to be checking in with us from today on
Speaker 1: the show. But we have a much more highly qualified
Speaker 1: and experienced third wheel filling the void in the meantime,
Speaker 1: don't we?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we do. This is so exciting. Aussie
Speaker 3: TV legend, Aussie radio legend. Guys, please welcome our Kiss
Speaker 3: fam A colleague and host of the free PM pick up,
Speaker 3: Kate Legros. How are you?
Speaker 9: Do?
Speaker 2: You know what? I'm so sated just from the opener,
Speaker 2: You're so what now? Sated?
Speaker 4: Sated?
Speaker 2: I'm full, I'm satisfied. Oh what.
Speaker 1: The reason I've actually dragged you in here, Kate is
Speaker 1: to talk about your vocabulary. So the fact that you've
Speaker 1: already taught me and you were within the first few
Speaker 1: seconds of joining us, is actually incredible.
Speaker 3: This is very exciting because every day, driving into work,
Speaker 3: because I do nights here at Kiss, Kate does the
Speaker 3: three pm pick up, which is the pick up the
Speaker 3: school pickup time three to four pm. I hear your
Speaker 3: show every day and it's the one show that I
Speaker 3: truly listen to every single day because it's sort, it's punching,
Speaker 3: it's just an hour. It's so much fun. I love it.
Speaker 3: And you're back this year, which is great.
Speaker 2: Yes, I am back.
Speaker 4: I do enjoy it too.
Speaker 2: Sure you don't enjoy it? No, I seriously, you can't
Speaker 2: just chip in on them and hitch your wagon to
Speaker 2: Mitch's horse.
Speaker 1: On me, I would not. I'm not hitching myself to
Speaker 1: that thing. And no, in any way am I the
Speaker 1: horse in this medal?
Speaker 2: You know, I call the show. They call the show
Speaker 2: Mitch Mitch hitch, or we could go Mitch Mitch bitch.
Speaker 4: That's us.
Speaker 3: It's great to have you here, Kate. So the show
Speaker 3: off the same way every week. The show is Is
Speaker 3: it just me? With two igems? As we call them,
Speaker 3: which is a new word we've coined, iijmlachrony.
Speaker 1: And mine actually does relate to something that I heard
Speaker 1: on the three PM pick up. That's that's why I
Speaker 1: brought you in here. Actually, I was like, I've got
Speaker 1: to bring this up with Kate. I did already mention it.
Speaker 1: I've blome alow. But hey, let's get into.
Speaker 3: It all right firstgim let's go.
Speaker 10: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Does Kate Langrook have the most wonderful vocabulary in the world.
Speaker 4: It's stunning. I learn a new word every day listening
Speaker 4: to Kate. I'm like, got to pull over my car
Speaker 4: and write that down. Don't even know what it means.
Speaker 3: Is this a compliment for you, Kate?
Speaker 1: Or no?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I do you know what? I don't think that people
Speaker 2: who invented commercial radio invented it to be like the
Speaker 2: Shakespeare of our time? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Vanilla most popular flavor. Nobody likes the fucking wordy lady
Speaker 2: in the corner with the thesaurus. No one likes that.
Speaker 2: I don't think any of our bosses. Would you sitting
Speaker 2: there going, oh, she uses words people don't know.
Speaker 7: Oh, that'll get the ten plus flowing in?
Speaker 4: Have they ever said anything about it?
Speaker 2: No? Do you think they probably will? After this?
Speaker 3: They'll sit you down and I go, Kate, I take
Speaker 3: a seat Betty in Penrith, which is the analogy I
Speaker 3: always get Betty and Penrith doesn't understand the word analogy.
Speaker 2: But I think Betty does, because I do think that
Speaker 2: Australians speak quite colorfully and beautifully, like do you know what?
Speaker 2: We love our You know a bit of rhyming slang
Speaker 2: or a bit of a clever expression or a you.
Speaker 3: Know we do?
Speaker 2: What didn't you understand?
Speaker 1: Well, I've got the audio here, So this is what
Speaker 1: I heard the other day, Betty.
Speaker 2: I'm going to call you, Betty. Why didn't you understand? Betty?
Speaker 3: I'll roll the audio.
Speaker 2: Betty, you do it for yourself. Because my legs look
Speaker 2: so beautiful and smooth, and they're offset by the stunning
Speaker 2: vista behind them. Let me share this with the world.
Speaker 2: Who otherwise heaps derision upon me and my body? Wow?
Speaker 4: That's deep much.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know what that means, but
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting around waiting for the opportunity to accuse
Speaker 1: someone of heaping derision upon me and my body.
Speaker 2: Betty, nobody would heap derision upon you?
Speaker 4: What could mean?
Speaker 2: You are the archetype. It means they mock me.
Speaker 4: Really, that just means mock. Heap derision means.
Speaker 2: They mock me. But but well, derision means like in
Speaker 2: a more negative way.
Speaker 4: Right, Okay, I literally I'm not even kidding. I wrote
Speaker 4: it down. I was like, heap's derision, heaps derision.
Speaker 1: Funnily enough, it hasn't come up once, but I'm waiting
Speaker 1: for the day you and waiting.
Speaker 3: For the day you face some derision. Division.
Speaker 2: Mitch heaps derision on you all the time, and vice versa,
Speaker 2: that's Latin. Have you heard that.
Speaker 4: It's mostly the other way around?
Speaker 3: Have you heard vice versa?
Speaker 4: Yes, I know what you.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Betty, I don't know how your Latin
Speaker 2: studies went?
Speaker 4: No, not good.
Speaker 1: Did you also have a good vocabulary when you were
Speaker 1: living in Italy for two years?
Speaker 10: Like?
Speaker 4: How was your vocal there?
Speaker 2: You would have loved me there because I spoke so simply,
Speaker 2: like a toddler, like.
Speaker 3: Give food me barata, salami, tummy.
Speaker 2: Exactly, that's all I needed, siesta. I was like a
Speaker 2: two year old.
Speaker 4: Oh that would have killed you, not knowing all the
Speaker 4: words you know here?
Speaker 2: Do you know what? That is? So true? Even though
Speaker 2: I think you're slightly heaping derision on Banti's a big anyway,
Speaker 2: because I'm so used to opening my mental drawers and
Speaker 2: the elves when they wake up and they opened the
Speaker 2: there's heaps of words, so many words. And when my
Speaker 2: mental elves opened the drawers in Italy, there was nothing.
Speaker 3: Like, oh that's beautiful, that's that sounds great. You know what,
Speaker 3: that's so funny. I watched the Joan Rivers document a
Speaker 3: long time ago, and the one thing that stuck with
Speaker 3: me was that she said her jokes in her brain
Speaker 3: works in the same way as like a rollerdex. Like
Speaker 3: she will be in a situation she will just open
Speaker 3: the roller decks and her brain will go to flick through,
Speaker 3: pull out a joke, and then she can just you know,
Speaker 3: slam it out there by road. And I think that's
Speaker 3: such a skill to have.
Speaker 2: Well, that happens to me with words. But isn't that everyone,
Speaker 2: that's how talking.
Speaker 1: Was gonna say that, isn't That's just a really fancy
Speaker 1: way of saying she has a memory?
Speaker 3: All right? To lay off with a derivedon, I can't
Speaker 3: even fucking say it. Lay off with the division, derision.
Speaker 2: The derision division.
Speaker 3: I like bitch show. Now this poor Jed is going
Speaker 3: to have the fright of her life when she returns
Speaker 3: to the show rebranded as the Mitch, Mitch and Pitch.
Speaker 3: What did I do?
Speaker 2: That's like Will and Woody when I came back, asked
Speaker 2: if I'd come back to take their job. But I'm like,
Speaker 2: I had your job. If I wanted your job, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't have left your job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had that job and you couldn't stand it.
Speaker 2: All right, we've done derision. What's next on our learning
Speaker 2: at our learning academy?
Speaker 4: Or was that eat?
Speaker 1: That was just the one that I needed clarity on
Speaker 1: because I heard it the other day. But I have
Speaker 1: taken quite a few from you. I remember you use
Speaker 1: the word repast to refer to just like a meal,
Speaker 1: and I was like.
Speaker 2: Sumptuous repasts.
Speaker 4: Here there you go. And I was like, I was like, Mum,
Speaker 4: when's our repast ready? She's like, where the fuck did
Speaker 4: you get that?
Speaker 2: Mama? Look Betty, because this is the thing about words.
Speaker 2: There's a different one for everything and a repast. And
Speaker 2: I'm sure I would have said a sumptuous repast because
Speaker 2: there are two words that always go together. Yes, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like Mitch and mitch, they're inseparable. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's more stunning than just a meal?
Speaker 4: Ye, dinner?
Speaker 2: Where's me plate?
Speaker 10: Mum?
Speaker 2: No, why can't we be Why can't we elevate ourselves?
Speaker 2: That means lift up, Betty? Why can't we endure being
Speaker 2: the best versions of ourselves? Why do we always have
Speaker 2: to be so basic?
Speaker 4: I agree that why bloody write down all the big words.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: I tend to agree. I've got it. I've got a
Speaker 3: Kate related iGEM two now that we think of it,
Speaker 3: and it's something that I feel like I do too.
Speaker 3: Are you ready to hear mine kine?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: I can't wait. I'm adoring this.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is it totally fine to laugh at the jokes that
Speaker 3: you make? Oh? Yes, next ye at the end of
Speaker 3: the shows we get out of here. I completely agree, Kate.
Speaker 3: It's something that I've noticed that you do, is something
Speaker 3: that I do. Mitch pulls me up on it. Sorry,
Speaker 3: Betty pulls me up on it all the time.
Speaker 4: I don't pull you up on it.
Speaker 1: But I just remember at an early age Dad saying, oh,
Speaker 1: it's rude to laugh at your own jokes.
Speaker 2: And you know what, you know what he was doing,
Speaker 2: clipping your wings? Yes, like Icarus, google it, you would
Speaker 2: have flown so close to the sun save for your father.
Speaker 2: I did have to say to my husband once when
Speaker 2: we started dating, there's enough people in this world that
Speaker 2: don't want the best for you. It's a very I
Speaker 2: have to say, prevailing Australian attitude as well. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I've only lived in one other country I diseased, But
Speaker 2: people are always.
Speaker 7: Like, back in your barksh you got chickets on yourself?
Speaker 7: Oh you love yourself as though that's an insult anyway, true,
Speaker 7: But I just think that's a wing clipper.
Speaker 4: It is a bit.
Speaker 2: I think, why wouldn't you laugh at your own jokes?
Speaker 2: And this, of course you're not funny.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's not. I'm fully aware of my being hilarious.
Speaker 1: But the thing is that I think that it's fine
Speaker 1: to laugh at your own jokes if your laugh in
Speaker 1: of itself is hilarious, like you and Mitch have very
Speaker 1: iconic laughs, Like I just laugh because you're laughing sometimes.
Speaker 2: Well, because I've got a cackle, you.
Speaker 1: Do, and I'm fully in support of it. So whether
Speaker 1: you're laughing at your own jokes anyone else's, I don't care.
Speaker 3: I think I have an example. So this is when
Speaker 3: your co host Monty called through to the show the
Speaker 3: three pm pick up to announce that she had had
Speaker 3: her own little baby, and this was your This was
Speaker 3: your reaction.
Speaker 10: Cake.
Speaker 4: I've seen photos. He looks like his brothers.
Speaker 2: It's amazing because they don't have the same father. Can
Speaker 2: you even believe that I have a daughter who's about
Speaker 2: to turn nineteen. Yes, yeah, I remember I was pregnant.
Speaker 2: On Channel V she was breastfeeding the makeup chair. Wow,
Speaker 2: who was Bruce feeding her?
Speaker 3: That's very funny anyway.
Speaker 4: So I like how she's the first to laugh at
Speaker 4: her own joke. It's the best, totally.
Speaker 2: Your dad wouldn't like it, Betty, I like it.
Speaker 4: No, it must be a city thing.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you have to, yes, because you might be talking
Speaker 2: to people who are dead in song. Yeah, true, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just really you've got to be in control of
Speaker 2: your own emotional state, and that includes enjoyment.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it also lends a hand to the other people
Speaker 3: to say, hey, it's okay to laugh too. Here's an
Speaker 3: invitation to laugh. It's all right if a joke was
Speaker 3: a little bit inappropriate or on the nose. Then if
Speaker 3: you laugh and they go.
Speaker 2: Not particularly funny, yes, they miss.
Speaker 3: They miss.
Speaker 1: Very true fake laugh, Kate, Or is it always genuine?
Speaker 1: Because Mitch has actually nailed a fake laugh, and so I.
Speaker 4: Never know whether to believe him. It is he pitying
Speaker 4: me and just fake laughing, or is he actually laughing?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I say that without having heard the joke. No one
Speaker 2: wants to be mean to Betty.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. I haven't differentiated the two. So
Speaker 3: my genuine laugh is identical to my fake laugh, and
Speaker 3: that's where I've gone wrong. So there's no one can
Speaker 3: ever tell the difference.
Speaker 2: Really so I sometimes, in fact, in that last one,
Speaker 2: I did do a fake laugh, but it's a funny
Speaker 2: fake laugh.
Speaker 3: O the that was go, Yeah, that's different. That's that's
Speaker 3: high comedy in itself. You're allowed to thank you.
Speaker 2: I noticed you're not laughing at it.
Speaker 4: That's fake, fake fake.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I love it because it's got that weed.
Speaker 3: That's the wheez our listeners compared it to a little duckling.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it has a little it's in a minute a week.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, do you smoke.
Speaker 3: No, I've had one Marlborough read in my life, had
Speaker 3: an instant nosebleed.
Speaker 2: Never that you're a chronic vapor. I mean something's going
Speaker 2: on there.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 3: I was born three months premature. The neuroformax in the lung,
Speaker 3: and thanks for bringing up but it's a lung issues.
Speaker 2: Well, I know Mitchell's frequently premature, but he doesn't.
Speaker 3: We very deg kate that is. So that is so
Speaker 3: apt We do a segment on this show called We
Speaker 3: Do O Kate. Kate might have some advice.
Speaker 1: She doesn't have to deal with the rectile disfunction on
Speaker 1: account of her any.
Speaker 2: You don't know that. I don't thank you.
Speaker 4: Your own Maybe someone else, I don't know.
Speaker 3: True, And who's.
Speaker 2: Got the bigger problem? It would be me. It would
Speaker 2: because at least you know what's going on with the
Speaker 2: flaccid Latin Google it, Betty.
Speaker 1: Mitch likes to mock me because at age twenty four,
Speaker 1: they prescribe me if I to counteract to the antidepressants
Speaker 1: being a bony killing antidepressants.
Speaker 2: So shocking for that. But haven't they improved them?
Speaker 4: Nah? Not the ones I'm taking, clearly not not the strength.
Speaker 2: How hurtful for the people you're with. Let's just let's
Speaker 2: just have a moment to acknowledge them.
Speaker 1: I know, because it's not like I can fake it
Speaker 1: as like a woman can just be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm really into it now, you know?
Speaker 2: For god, that's right. It don't mean a thing if
Speaker 2: it ain't got that swing.
Speaker 1: Yes, Betty, the problem.
Speaker 3: Down, how do you google? Got an iPad? Going to?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 3: The problem was is that he couldn't work out the timings,
Speaker 3: so he pop appeal two minutes before, you know, sort
Speaker 3: of copulation. No, two minutes takes a couple hour. Well,
Speaker 3: they go home and then he get a buddy, you know,
Speaker 3: Stiffy halfway through Friends. So it's not good, but he's
Speaker 3: worked it out.
Speaker 4: This is all embellish. Don't believe you go home to
Speaker 4: watch Free No, no, you do.
Speaker 2: You're sure, Betty? I think Friends is a very Betty.
Speaker 4: Shy, isn't it. You know what I do? I go
Speaker 4: home and listen to the three pm pickup.
Speaker 3: Oh he's good. You know what.
Speaker 2: We are very Betty. We're totally there for Betty. I
Speaker 2: adore Betty. The unsung heroes of the world are the Betties,
Speaker 2: I can cur You know, no one's checking out to
Speaker 2: see what she's wearing on instuff. But let me tell you,
Speaker 2: if you want a passion fruit sponge, you're going straight
Speaker 2: to Beshy. No instant models ever provided comfort at a funeral.
Speaker 2: Betties sandwiches, dunning.
Speaker 3: You know what, I think there's a hole. There's a
Speaker 3: hole in the market there for influencers are actually influencing
Speaker 3: the right shit. Have you ever been sold anything via
Speaker 3: influencing Kane. You buying the bb oil that carry Big
Speaker 3: Mare's sprooking.
Speaker 2: Or what's Bby oil?
Speaker 3: Clearly not it's clearly not working.
Speaker 2: The Bebe cream, Yeah, I bought Beby cream. That's quite good.
Speaker 3: There you go, all right, So yeah, but I.
Speaker 2: Didn't know Carrie was on to it, not putting me
Speaker 2: off it.
Speaker 3: No, you and I had the same We were doing
Speaker 3: the same instant stories for every plate, which is brilliant
Speaker 3: and family friendly.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you know what's happened with my
Speaker 2: every plate that I've just realized I've lost weight? Really yes,
Speaker 2: because I'm not shopping as much right and so I'm
Speaker 2: not there for the milky bar, the King of the bar,
Speaker 2: king of the white chocolate. You can jam your Cadbury
Speaker 2: whatever it's called, nat Nah Bebby, don't come at me
Speaker 2: with it anyway. Yeah, I lost weight from every plate.
Speaker 1: Mitch was very tough to be able to to be
Speaker 1: able to brag, Oh, I've got the same brand deal
Speaker 1: as Kate lang Rog. We're both flogging the same thing
Speaker 1: on Instagram. And I'm like, yeah, but you're probably doing
Speaker 1: it for a fraction of the.
Speaker 3: Fee I was.
Speaker 2: He was just happy for the.
Speaker 3: I was now, what the hell happened? We need to
Speaker 3: talk about this. It's the TV show that you did
Speaker 3: on Channel ten a couple of weeks back. It was
Speaker 3: all about reflecting on the year that was with COVID
Speaker 3: nineteen Life in Lockdown on Zoom Interviews and U narrated
Speaker 3: a great year.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm the voiceover person.
Speaker 4: I missed it.
Speaker 1: It's up on ten play to watchbag of a minute
Speaker 1: to do that. But did you throw in any of
Speaker 1: your own stories about Lockdown in Italy which was far
Speaker 1: worse than it was here?
Speaker 2: There was no time. Unlike you guys, it was no
Speaker 2: time for Katie. I just had to keep the story
Speaker 2: rattling along because there was a lot to fit in.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was a hell of a year.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you noticed.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: I was thriving. Has a great ye for us.
Speaker 2: Well, can I just say I really enjoyed Lockdown?
Speaker 4: Oh that's good. Are you an introvert?
Speaker 2: No? But you know what I am. I was tired.
Speaker 2: I got four kids, I was living on the other
Speaker 2: side of the world. That's a lot of work, even
Speaker 2: though I was technically not working. It was just nice
Speaker 2: to have the breather.
Speaker 4: There was a.
Speaker 1: Brief period right when you were actually working out of Italy.
Speaker 4: Didn't you have your own little home.
Speaker 2: Story for the first six months?
Speaker 4: Yeah right, I was so tired. Did that little home
Speaker 4: studio just end up gathering dust?
Speaker 2: Like what happened?
Speaker 3: It wasn't at home.
Speaker 2: It was like two kilometers from my house, but still
Speaker 2: in the city, or as we called it, CenTra.
Speaker 4: Oh google it.
Speaker 2: Betty Chantro not c H is with the C but
Speaker 2: it's pronounced because it's in another language.
Speaker 4: Added to the list.
Speaker 9: The list.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it was about two kilometers from my place and
Speaker 2: it was in a filmmaker's office because they used to
Speaker 2: move big files. And Sasha, our producer, found it because
Speaker 2: they had the best internet in blood.
Speaker 1: Now you're back in Australia and you're like, I can't
Speaker 1: even watch fucking friends.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, you are sport on.
Speaker 4: Isn't it just garbage?
Speaker 2: What has gone on?
Speaker 3: Wait? What is this? The internet?
Speaker 4: In general?
Speaker 2: Third world countries that have got better WiFi than Australia.
Speaker 4: Oh right, I would definitely agree, Like it's I feel
Speaker 4: like it's gotten worse.
Speaker 2: It has got more since I was away.
Speaker 3: There you go. Well you should. For you to listen
Speaker 3: to the three pm pick up podcast cap, we'll have
Speaker 3: to get your back.
Speaker 2: Five G anytime, Mitch, Mitch and me.
Speaker 3: We loved you. That was fun. God, you're a good
Speaker 3: fit for this show, I feel. Do you go on
Speaker 3: show sometime you talk about business plans? You have to
Speaker 3: go on and talk about climate crisis? Is this your vibe?
Speaker 3: Sort of just shit talk?
Speaker 2: Do I strike you as someone who's invited on any
Speaker 2: show to talk about business plan?
Speaker 3: Very intelligent. I'd listen to your talk about business.
Speaker 2: Plans, but that's because you know nothing. I mean so
Speaker 2: relative to that, yes, relative to that, of course, I
Speaker 2: seem smart, beautiful.
Speaker 3: Note to end, we've just been absolutely ripped for the
Speaker 3: last me too, Bettie.
Speaker 2: I adore you.
Speaker 4: Oh likewise, Darling, it's been a pleasure. Thanks for coming on.
Speaker 2: We love you.
Speaker 8: It's just me. You should follow these idiots online search
Speaker 8: a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Yep, give us a search. You're wondering what this song is?
Speaker 3: How good is I? I love this song?
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 3: It's Sydney based drag queen Michelle Mayhem.
Speaker 4: This is t It's got like t e a he
Speaker 4: like A Yeah, tea like spill the t bitch. I
Speaker 4: love this hot on Michelle.
Speaker 12: Oh sorry, I was just sacking my Instagram at Michelle
Speaker 12: Mayhem d kill follow it?
Speaker 10: No, follow it.
Speaker 4: Have you met Michelle?
Speaker 3: I haven't met Michelle now on Instagram yet but not
Speaker 3: in real life.
Speaker 1: I've met her a few times out and about at
Speaker 1: the clubs, and she's a hoot. And then I thought
Speaker 1: that she'd released the song. I was like, oh, you've
Speaker 1: gone all legit.
Speaker 3: Have ya auto tune on that song at all?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't thought so one completely her voice.
Speaker 3: All right, let's do some Red Rooster reviews. You can
Speaker 3: leave us five stars on the Apple podcast app, or
Speaker 3: head over to our Facebook page. You can leave them there.
Speaker 4: Yes, don't just leave five stars.
Speaker 1: You've got to write something and then we'll read it
Speaker 1: out on the show, and that's how you get your pride.
Speaker 3: We have a whole pool of reviews that we haven't
Speaker 3: even touched. We didn't realize we could access them. Then
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, we can scroll through. It's like
Speaker 3: the body Bible in there.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 1: So people do often ask if I don't use Apple podcasts,
Speaker 1: how can I leave a review? The answer is our
Speaker 1: Facebook page. A couple of mitches and we've just found
Speaker 1: a whole bunch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Leah Weaver recommends a couple of mitches. Oh that's nice,
Speaker 3: recommends Leah. She says, so after a lockdown a month ago,
Speaker 3: I was looking for podcasts to listen to on my
Speaker 3: six hour journey to see my sister and came across
Speaker 3: the couple of Mitch's pod. I downloaded it all and
Speaker 3: listened to the whole way. Listen to it the whole
Speaker 3: way there. I don't even remember the drive and I
Speaker 3: was so into the podcast. I loved the whole way.
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Speaker 3: keeper Jenna Hold on the road again.
Speaker 1: It's been a while since Jenna's been out on the road.
Speaker 1: I know where she is, you don't. I can't wait
Speaker 1: for you to find out where.
Speaker 3: I've got no idea. She's made him can to me,
Speaker 3: could be anywhere in the world.
Speaker 1: We've got her up on zoom. We we're trying to
Speaker 1: get her up on zoom. I should say, I don't
Speaker 1: know if she's there yet?
Speaker 4: How do you tell?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 3: I've got the screen in front of me.
Speaker 1: Are we ready to You would think after all this
Speaker 1: pandemic and thing, I would know how to use zoom.
Speaker 4: I still have no idea.
Speaker 3: Ye, no, no, And my backdrop is still set to
Speaker 3: a Palm Beach location.
Speaker 4: So there she is in the waiting room.
Speaker 3: Admit, Jenna B.
Speaker 4: She admitted.
Speaker 3: We've got the cog turning loading, Jenna. Jenna B is
Speaker 3: connecting to audio. Can't hear you yet?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: There she is, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Would you like to tell Mitchell why you were missing
Speaker 1: in action from the show today.
Speaker 10: I'm reporting to you live from court. I'm at the
Speaker 10: Sydney Court House.
Speaker 4: Yep, Jenna went to court today. What yes for Arson?
Speaker 3: Those twelve hundred murders finally caught up to you. What
Speaker 3: the fuck are you in court for?
Speaker 10: It's over a rental bond. To be honest, I want
Speaker 10: my money back and the landlord wants my money and
Speaker 10: I'm not giving him my money.
Speaker 3: Well whoa, but why are you in court yourself? Get
Speaker 3: a lawyer to do it for you and sit at home.
Speaker 11: Yes, but a lawyer costs a lot of money. So
Speaker 11: I'm representing myself and I've got a script here.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, the whole page.
Speaker 3: Oh my looks like the Magna carta. Hold on, you're
Speaker 3: representing yourself?
Speaker 10: Yes, so it starts off with wait wait wait.
Speaker 3: Well I'll give you an official lead in. You've got
Speaker 3: the script for what you're going to say to the court. Yes, yes, okay,
Speaker 3: when you're ready to genera give us the plea you're
Speaker 3: going to make to the High Court.
Speaker 10: Excuse me, remember, I'd like to respond.
Speaker 11: The respondents claim that the property I rented for eighteen
Speaker 11: months requires four hundred and fifty six dollars worth of pairs.
Speaker 4: What did you do it?
Speaker 11: JENNI liability for as they predate my tendency. This can
Speaker 11: be evidence in the five pages of evidence I've supplied
Speaker 11: the member.
Speaker 4: What's the evidence?
Speaker 11: Five pages of photos which I got printed at the
Speaker 11: Double Library for ten dollars. Had to send it through
Speaker 11: Express Posts, which cost another ten dollars.
Speaker 4: No, hang on, can we just backtrack a little bit?
Speaker 1: What did you do to your How did you fuck
Speaker 1: your apartment up so spectacularly that they're charging you that much?
Speaker 10: I didn't. That's the thing. It was done by the
Speaker 10: previous tenants. Loser. He's claiming that I put scratches on
Speaker 10: the wall.
Speaker 4: I mean, we're aware of your claw issue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fact that you don't have human fingernails, you
Speaker 1: have cat claws.
Speaker 4: I mean, hello, Jenny, you do the math.
Speaker 3: Dylan, have you disclosed your predisposition for having cartlage fingers?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 10: And the thing is, you know why I was born
Speaker 10: with this and I can't help it. But I did
Speaker 10: not scratch the walls.
Speaker 4: Hopefully the jury don't listen.
Speaker 1: They would have been persuaded they oh, that's that cat
Speaker 1: between she would have been using in.
Speaker 4: A discratching post. This whole apartment, The.
Speaker 11: Paint damage, and scratches that respondent claim I cause can
Speaker 11: also be evidence from pages one to five of the
Speaker 11: images I supplied, which showed photos from the twenty nineteen
Speaker 11: condition report proving that they will cause my past tenants
Speaker 11: because they were taken before in capitals.
Speaker 10: I moved in.
Speaker 3: Pass forward to all that shit.
Speaker 4: I want to know what your conclusion.
Speaker 3: Wrap up, wrap up, skipt the bibliography. We don't care
Speaker 3: all the references.
Speaker 10: Just get to the end, okay.
Speaker 11: I dispute liability for claims that the property was left
Speaker 11: in conditioned like that, as they predate my tenancy.
Speaker 10: Thank you objection.
Speaker 4: Overall, I've always wanted to do that.
Speaker 3: That was odd, Jenna. Maybe chuck into your honor every
Speaker 3: now and again, but other than that, that was that
Speaker 3: was impassioned.
Speaker 10: Well.
Speaker 11: I got some help from some volunteer lawyers, and they
Speaker 11: said I have to I have to call the member,
Speaker 11: not your honor.
Speaker 10: I was going to say your honor, but I had
Speaker 10: to change it to member.
Speaker 3: Right right right? Have you done this yet or are
Speaker 3: you preparing? When's your court session?
Speaker 10: It is?
Speaker 11: It's today, it's been postponed to when tell like half
Speaker 11: an hour or something.
Speaker 10: I did half of it and then the thing is,
Speaker 10: I think I think we've it's not going further.
Speaker 4: To be honest, what do you mean?
Speaker 10: This is what happened.
Speaker 11: I was called by the tribunal, who then called the landlord,
Speaker 11: and we were put in a meeting to a council like.
Speaker 10: Counseling session to think of what how we can move
Speaker 10: forward like mediation.
Speaker 1: Even the judge was like, fucking get over it, like nothing,
Speaker 1: this is such a non issue, that's.
Speaker 10: What he said.
Speaker 11: He said, do you realize it's only four hundred and
Speaker 11: fifty six dollars worth of repairs when we have issues
Speaker 11: that are worth like tens of thousands.
Speaker 10: And I said yes.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to say anything, Jenna, but it does
Speaker 4: seem very petty.
Speaker 11: Anyway, we have decided both of us, the landlord and
Speaker 11: I very mean to me today, very mean almost caused
Speaker 11: me crying, but I didn't. I will pay fifty percent
Speaker 11: of the four hundred and fifty six dollars worth of repairs.
Speaker 4: Oh, Jenna, why are you representing yourself?
Speaker 1: I would have absolutely fucking torn them, you arethhole in
Speaker 1: that counseling session.
Speaker 11: You seriously no, no, Because then the member guy right,
Speaker 11: he said, if you want to take it further.
Speaker 10: You have to pay more money, and it's going to
Speaker 10: be more not worth one dollar?
Speaker 3: Yeah, cut your losses, it's not worth it. Yeah, just
Speaker 3: give up while you're ahead, Joe.
Speaker 10: I thought it was free.
Speaker 2: What was That's not?
Speaker 10: I could continue the next tribunal, the next court date.
Speaker 3: Were you sitting there alone, Jenna, while your landlord was
Speaker 3: across the table from you, all lawyered up with men
Speaker 3: in suits, and you're sitting there. I can just picture
Speaker 3: your hands crossed, your fingers interlocked. Were you quivering? Were
Speaker 3: you nervous?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I did, And I had my monologue and I got
Speaker 11: mixed up with the paragraphs and I read one instead
Speaker 11: of the other, and I was very confused.
Speaker 1: Well, I hope you feel it was worth your time.
Speaker 1: We've had a wonderful episode. Kate Langbrook was on.
Speaker 4: She was she was a hoot.
Speaker 3: Oh no, she was great. To be honest, you adored her.
Speaker 2: Hmmmm.
Speaker 4: Anyway, No, I really like her playing.
Speaker 2: Why did I do this?
Speaker 10: I what a waste of time?
Speaker 4: I feel like it's a valuable question.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 4: Lead me to dinner.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Jenny, good luck.
Speaker 10: I'm not happy.
Speaker 4: Scene change.
Speaker 3: The Merriati and apartments, the twelfth of the fourth twenty one.
Speaker 3: You're not so many floors in your argument, by the way.
Speaker 4: I meant scene changes and cut her off.
Speaker 3: Oh over see you, Jenna, Bye. Yeah, what are you
Speaker 3: doing now?
Speaker 4: I don't know our talkback things? Oh are we Yes,
Speaker 4: we are, We're doing it. I don't know if I
Speaker 4: told you, yes, we are doing it.
Speaker 1: One of our favorite segments where we listen to things
Speaker 1: that go down and talkback radio.
Speaker 4: I've got some stuff for you.
Speaker 3: All right, let's roll out.
Speaker 1: So while we were on our Easter break, we missed
Speaker 1: some rather major world news when Prince Philip passed away.
Speaker 4: Oh Phil, can you believe it's been like a month now.
Speaker 3: Since he died?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that flew by.
Speaker 3: That really did poor bus. He was ninety nine. Just
Speaker 3: shove behind.
Speaker 4: I know, I know that's a bit of a shame,
Speaker 4: but it's rough. But now that we're.
Speaker 1: Back, I was curious as to how some of the
Speaker 1: big news talkback radio stations covered the breaking news when
Speaker 1: Philip died. It was nine pm our time, and you know,
Speaker 1: we like to keep an eye out all what's happening
Speaker 1: on talkback radio. So I've gone and pulled the audio
Speaker 1: from that very night.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, this is a big thing in the UK,
Speaker 3: Like I've seen tiktoks and YouTube videos that are like
Speaker 3: this is exactly what happens when the Quick of England
Speaker 3: will die. And there's like code words and secret languages,
Speaker 3: and apparently a lot of the news stations have packages
Speaker 3: already recorded. Amaze.
Speaker 1: One of my friends works for one of the TV
Speaker 1: news stations here in Sydney, and he told me ages
Speaker 1: ago that he'd pre prepared Prince.
Speaker 4: Phillip's you what is it?
Speaker 3: Oh, obituary? Obituary, Yes, obituary.
Speaker 1: He pre prepared the obituary and so as soon as
Speaker 1: he carcked it, I message my a friend.
Speaker 4: It was like, babe, I saw the obituary.
Speaker 3: Loved it. It's so well news dot com dot I
Speaker 3: you released theirs and they clearly didn't prove read it
Speaker 3: because it said Prince Philip has died at the age
Speaker 3: of ninety nine of xxx, and they didn't fill it in.
Speaker 3: It just looked like he died of drinking a beer.
Speaker 1: I think that happened a few months ago when someone
Speaker 1: accidentally published their template.
Speaker 4: He hadn't died yet. Think it was Sidney Morning Herald.
Speaker 3: Oh like what they had like a skeleton.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, filling the blanks. They accidentally published it
Speaker 1: before he died. But anyway, this is how talkback covered it.
Speaker 1: So it happened around nine pm. The press release came
Speaker 1: out and I'll kick off with ABC News.
Speaker 4: This is how they covered it nationally.
Speaker 9: And on Yeah, ABC News with Glen Laughter, Federal Health Authorities, egent.
Speaker 1: This would have been like the nine pm on the Dot.
Speaker 1: The press release wouldn't have even come out yet. So
Speaker 1: credit to this news reader. He would have had to
Speaker 1: have read it live as it came up on his
Speaker 1: desktop because he wouldn't have gotten.
Speaker 4: The news yet.
Speaker 9: The fires of COVID nineteen vaccines now the preferred option
Speaker 9: for younger Australians after the astrodet image JAB was linked
Speaker 9: to a small number of rare blood clotting cases around
Speaker 9: the world. In breaking news, Buckingham Palace has just announced
Speaker 9: that his Royal Highness Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh,
Speaker 9: died earlier today. The ninety nine year old had been
Speaker 9: married to Queen Elizabeth since nineteen forty seven and officially
Speaker 9: became her consort when she ascended the throne in nineteen
Speaker 9: fifty two.
Speaker 4: So there you go.
Speaker 1: He just kind of had to throw out all the
Speaker 1: other shit he preprepared for that news bulletin that's heard.
Speaker 3: When you're doing live radio, you've got to be on it.
Speaker 3: You've got to be looking out for things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I think they nailed it. Meanwhile, over to GB.
Speaker 3: Oh, we love a bit of two GB.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the big news station in Sydney. I was quite
Speaker 1: surprised by their.
Speaker 3: Coverage in the negatively or positively.
Speaker 1: Negatively, because they're meant to be like your news leader
Speaker 1: to GB Yeah, and obviously they didn't know that this
Speaker 1: was happening, so it was unfortunate that it came out
Speaker 1: during a football match that they were covering, and so
Speaker 1: the footy commentators had to break the news mid match.
Speaker 3: So not the news readers.
Speaker 4: They didn't even interrupted.
Speaker 1: They were just like, oh quick, you guys, ignore the
Speaker 1: game for a sec, read this cheat out. I would
Speaker 1: have thought that the news room would comet in we
Speaker 1: interrupted this program. They've cut it off.
Speaker 4: They just got the commentators to do it all.
Speaker 3: Here we go. I think's done very well and I
Speaker 3: was George Williams. I think the halfback has been pretty
Speaker 3: good for the Raiders boys.
Speaker 13: Raiders out on the field for the start of the
Speaker 13: second half. Sadly, I've got some breaking news that's coming
Speaker 13: in from the UK. Prince Philip has passed away at
Speaker 13: the age of ninety nine. Now he was due to
Speaker 13: turn one hundred on June tenth this year. But a
Speaker 13: statement from the Royal family is with deep sorrow that
Speaker 13: her Majesty for Queen has announced the death of her
Speaker 13: beloved husband, His Royal Highness, the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip.
Speaker 13: He's passed away this morning and wins the castle. So
Speaker 13: that is a terrible story. He was a legend, Prince Philip.
Speaker 13: The second half coming up here the Raiders to kick off.
Speaker 13: Let's take you to the call team David Morrow, Dwell
Speaker 13: Browman and Mark Pete Riddell on the sideline. It's the
Speaker 13: people with the Raiders by twelve points.
Speaker 3: Yeah, skip a beat.
Speaker 1: I know they just kind of read the stab it
Speaker 1: and then go, I mean, what else do you say?
Speaker 4: Move on?
Speaker 3: It's almost as if no one was even acknowledging what
Speaker 3: he was saying. No one gave them any banter.
Speaker 4: I know, it was very weird, but bag moment, Yeah,
Speaker 4: they do.
Speaker 1: Obviously didn't have an obituary to play.
Speaker 4: Well, there's the news, you.
Speaker 3: Got it, move on, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: The Raiders, and then obviously I had to check in
Speaker 1: on our favorite station, Sam and our mate Graham Gilbert.
Speaker 3: Oh we love Graham Gilbert. Yeah, Graham Gilbert does the
Speaker 3: game that I play the I'm still trying to get
Speaker 3: the fridge magnet.
Speaker 4: No, that's not him, that's on ABC, is it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, to can't even keep up.
Speaker 4: Ryan Gilbert is the one. Remember back in episode fifteen
Speaker 4: you prank called him.
Speaker 3: Of course live O Lary. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: that's I'm getting confused.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Grahame's the one that we don't I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't have anything against him, but god, we like
Speaker 1: to mock him on this show, that's for sure. And
Speaker 1: so he was on air at night, and I did
Speaker 1: keep tabs on the actual time codes. ABC News at
Speaker 1: nine oh two got the news two GB at nine
Speaker 1: oh four, and then ten minutes later two SM didn't
Speaker 1: even break the news. One of Graham's callers had to
Speaker 1: tell him. So he's not the most reliable news source.
Speaker 1: He has to get his listeners to fill him in.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So this is what happened on two SM.
Speaker 4: Talk tonight on thirteen twelve sixty nine.
Speaker 3: Michael Good evening.
Speaker 12: Oh, oh, Graham, I just said some very sad news
Speaker 12: when Philips died.
Speaker 3: Who has.
Speaker 12: I met the gentleman quite a few times? I never
Speaker 12: telling you, And yep, just when it came over and
Speaker 12: news flashed from me on the television.
Speaker 3: That is dreadful news.
Speaker 12: I'd like to let you know I didn't know your already.
Speaker 3: Meal Now I'm glad you told us, Michael, And God
Speaker 3: bless your soul. Thank you, mate, thank you, Good on you,
Speaker 3: God bless you, Michael, and please emails your resume. We
Speaker 3: need a new newsreader. Quite clearly.
Speaker 4: I was just like, whoa, how did you not get
Speaker 4: on top of that? You had ten minutes?
Speaker 1: Presumably as a talk back station, you'd be kind of
Speaker 1: keeping an eye on the sights.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeahlough, could you hear like the vintage Baker like phone
Speaker 3: ringing in the background? I just hand like a batphone
Speaker 3: going off the hook. Had no idea.
Speaker 1: He also didn't sound that face, did he. He's like,
Speaker 1: who died Prince Philip?
Speaker 4: Ah, Oh, that's a shame.
Speaker 3: It's like when a great uncle dies. That you don't
Speaker 3: really know. No, that's that's awful. And he was sick,
Speaker 3: though he lived a good life. Yeah.
Speaker 4: When did I last see him? When I was four? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's a shame.
Speaker 3: He was at my christening. Oh, poor hope he wasn't
Speaker 3: in pain.
Speaker 4: Doctor Night Graham covers all of his breaking news.
Speaker 1: He waits for the listener to tell him, and then
Speaker 1: feign some sort of pity. Graham, you wouldn't believe a
Speaker 1: plane has just crashed into one of the world trade centers. Ah, dear,
Speaker 1: oh dear, thanks for your call, Richard.
Speaker 3: Ten minutes later, Graham, another one's hit. Ah, it was
Speaker 3: so beautiful. Oh, Graham, Yes, this is Dott here, Darling.
Speaker 1: What is it you like to say, Dot, Just this
Speaker 1: is Graham. Yes, yes, Dot you're on the air, and
Speaker 1: say that.
Speaker 3: There's a car crash on them. One three are dead.
Speaker 3: I knew the pity. I knew them very well, all
Speaker 3: too well, of course, of course.
Speaker 4: Ah, thanks for letting me know.
Speaker 3: Tom. That's horrific.
Speaker 2: Oh it's pjunia.
Speaker 1: Steve Irwin's been stabbed in the heart by a sting ray.
Speaker 3: Oh dear, hoping he really would make it through that ocean. Swim.
Speaker 4: Oh, well, what can you do? Talk tonight?
Speaker 3: Tonight? I don't know what I would have done if
Speaker 3: that news was given to me on my show. Where
Speaker 3: was I was off fair? I don't think I was.
Speaker 3: I was on holidays.
Speaker 1: I woke from a nap, yeah, like ten pm, and
Speaker 1: I was like, no, that's a shame.
Speaker 3: You really hoping you would have made it to one
Speaker 3: hundred Dog to Night. Oh the memes were very harsh, though.
Speaker 4: I know that was too same, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: It were tiktoks and I made one and I got
Speaker 3: hate for it and then I deleted it.
Speaker 4: What did you make? What was your meme?
Speaker 3: I spent three dollars on it. I bought it. I
Speaker 3: bought an app to make it.
Speaker 4: Why did you need an app to make.
Speaker 3: The idea of maths has been brought on that holiday
Speaker 3: because it was late at night, or we were in
Speaker 3: an uber on the way to a restaurant or a
Speaker 3: bar something. And I bought a fake Tinder profile making
Speaker 3: app because I can't photoshop, oh shit, and I wanted to.
Speaker 3: I made it, Liz. I think I still have it.
Speaker 3: I'll find it for you, all right. Single interest of
Speaker 3: walking my corkies and governing the Commonwealth.
Speaker 4: Was that you, I swear I saw that memes, I
Speaker 4: put it.
Speaker 3: Up and then the octopus legs you listen to this podcast,
Speaker 3: Oh god, people are quick and so cruel. This is
Speaker 3: disgusting or something like that.
Speaker 4: I deleted I realized that you made it.
Speaker 10: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Do you know that TikToker Hannah West.
Speaker 3: Does she do the school video?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, so she does all sorts of funny videos.
Speaker 1: She's hilarious, so she A lot of her videos in
Speaker 1: the past have been making fun of Prince Philip and
Speaker 1: being like, why won't.
Speaker 4: He just die?
Speaker 1: And as soon as I heard the news, I was
Speaker 1: waiting for her two cents because I knew she was
Speaker 1: going to post something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, turn the music off.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play your Hannah's reaction to Prince Philip's death.
Speaker 1: It's so funny.
Speaker 3: A part of me.
Speaker 6: Actually die, you know what I mean. I just sort
Speaker 6: of wasn't expecting it.
Speaker 3: I was expecting him.
Speaker 6: To get a learned from his wife, who's also his
Speaker 6: second cousin, but we're not gonna I think he watched
Speaker 6: some of my tik toks and went right, that's it.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 6: Also aside, may rest and he's dead. You know you
Speaker 6: can't take although I'm pretty sure he's been dead for
Speaker 6: a few months and.
Speaker 3: He's been Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Anyway, let's get out of here.
Speaker 3: Prest in peace. There's my name mech Elizabeth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very good, very good.
Speaker 3: All right back next week sixty five five.
Speaker 1: Wow, thank you for Kate Langbrook for coming on. Yep,
Speaker 1: well done General on your court settlement.
Speaker 3: She's all right. She sounded very frazzle.
Speaker 4: Yeah she did. That would have been that would have
Speaker 4: been very nerve wracking for her.
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Speaker 1: You are a glawd to talk about the Facebook group.
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Speaker 1: even people mentioning in our reviews, excuse me. We make
Speaker 1: it very clear you have to keep this segment of secret.
Speaker 1: We don't want people to hear it because it's not
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Speaker 3: And we know you guys love it. But this isn't
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Speaker 1: At the end, also we advertise that the podcast comes
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Speaker 1: But all the you know, the Facebook pages and all
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Speaker 10: What is that?
Speaker 3: Actually?
Speaker 4: Is it actually that?
Speaker 14: O B.
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Speaker 4: All right, give this clinical.
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Speaker 4: Oh, you're still calling?
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Speaker 4: I feel that doctor Obie fucking might not be open
Speaker 4: for business.
Speaker 3: You can also WhatsApp him.
Speaker 4: Don't now have your number?
Speaker 3: Also, love potion.
Speaker 4: That's that's something I didn't even hear that part.
Speaker 3: He said, me and my boyfriend were having issues, So
Speaker 3: I approached doctor Obie fucking and imagine if that was
Speaker 3: your doctor, doctor Obie, doctor Abie.
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Speaker 3: Intensive carry room three. Oh you know, I was thinking
Speaker 3: how Doctor Phil and Doctor Oz those daytime shows drecking there?
Speaker 3: Anyone's gp surely not.
Speaker 1: I couldn't just get into Doctor Phil. And then he's
Speaker 1: like he has to knock off at midday to go
Speaker 1: film a show.
Speaker 3: Nobody would have had to have started as a doctor.
Speaker 1: But maybe they mean doctor is in like a doctor
Speaker 1: of psychology. Although doctor Oz is an actual doctor. Doctor
Speaker 1: Phil is not fucking you know, taking your temperature?
Speaker 3: Or someone's calling?
Speaker 4: Is it the Nigerian doctor? Fucking let's see?
Speaker 3: M Hello is this the doctor?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 3: Sorry? Who are you calling for?
Speaker 14: I'm calling about that?
Speaker 2: It just said on me and I might have misheard
Speaker 2: about who famous you've worked for?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, who have you worked for? I haven't actually
Speaker 3: I worked at a strip club, but I kind of
Speaker 3: traveled and Justin Bieber post.
Speaker 10: Maloni and Jaden Smith, what do same? Bolt?
Speaker 4: Yeah, have all come to your strip club? Well?
Speaker 2: We can't.
Speaker 14: Yes, justin bieber a New Fame bubble did.
Speaker 7: And then I just because I was in that, just
Speaker 7: because I was in that.
Speaker 2: Kind of working environment, like the.
Speaker 12: When the managers and stuff really felt highly a move
Speaker 12: and they're taking you to the before and after parties
Speaker 12: and like babers and Postmas clubs.
Speaker 4: Oh oh my god, are you working on those nights
Speaker 4: or no? Were you working on those nights or no?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Where so you've met all these people?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah completely, so the baxt to their hotels
Speaker 1: and things for you've got to give, like your life
Speaker 1: and saying you thrown in and everything before you go
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 4: With a gentleman.
Speaker 14: I you're saying Gold and Jaden Smith.
Speaker 1: Were woll okay, interesting, Yeah, but the others weren't so
Speaker 1: much or you didn't really deal with them much?
Speaker 6: Oh no, no I did.
Speaker 14: I did.
Speaker 4: But were they pigs?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: I definitely couldn't say what they were doing that wasn't
Speaker 1: genially fair enough.
Speaker 4: Okay, interesting?
Speaker 3: What was your name again?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 14: Uh, I don't know if i'd wanted on the.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you can use a fake name.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll go Glare because that was my stuper name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, nice, nice, right, Okay, So your name's Blair?
Speaker 3: Yes this, yeah, yeah, yeah, blah Blair. Yes, you've liked
Speaker 3: the p.
Speaker 1: I've wanted what did I?
Speaker 2: We well done? What did I?
Speaker 10: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Turtle, we had nothing for her?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 1: I was fascinated by that? How dare you get rid
Speaker 1: of Blair? That was the most interesting interview we've ever done?
Speaker 3: Better than Kate.
Speaker 4: Well, I do have a soft spot.
Speaker 10: Do you know that?
Speaker 3: That was so dramatic. No, we're not going to give her.
Speaker 3: Oh she's calling back close the line. Did we give
Speaker 3: her some red Rooster? I'll text you a number. You
Speaker 3: give it to off, it'll text I'll answer it because
Speaker 3: we have to explain it. I will, I will. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, you were so funny. That's a joke we
Speaker 3: do on the show where we go Sorry, title, we
Speaker 3: just get rid of people. You were great? Oh sorry,
Speaker 3: you've won a prize. We're going to give you some
Speaker 3: We're gonna give you some free red Rooster. Yes, I'm
Speaker 3: going to send you.
Speaker 4: I'm going to send you a text now and then
Speaker 4: you just send me you're in fro and we'll send
Speaker 4: it out to you.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, all right, okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Well that was fun.
Speaker 3: God, the things that you do for love. Thank you
Speaker 3: doctor overfucking he let us there.
Speaker 5: Where?
Speaker 4: Isn't this nice?
Speaker 10: You know what?
Speaker 1: As much as I love our contraceptive Diaphram Sam and
Speaker 1: price keeper Jeneral, isn't it nice if the.
Speaker 3: Two of us for once, back to where, back to
Speaker 3: where we came from?
Speaker 1: Yes, out of those clowns were part of the original
Speaker 1: concept when we came up with the idea of the podcast.
Speaker 3: No, this was eventually well, I liked the name Mitch Please.
Speaker 3: Remember when we were thinking about doing a podcast and
Speaker 3: I was like, let's call it Mitch Please.
Speaker 4: And I said, okay, can you expand on the idea?
Speaker 4: And he goes, no, just a name. I like, cry,
Speaker 4: just what do we do on it?
Speaker 3: This kind of feels like a very classic American movie.
Speaker 3: Two parents, the kids have just gone to college, and
Speaker 3: then they're like, ah, no.
Speaker 4: We're like Dave and Julia Rafter and all everyone's left
Speaker 4: the Yes.
Speaker 3: That's what I mean, and the kids left. It's just
Speaker 3: now and they have a glass of wine and they're
Speaker 3: on the porch and they go, well, it's just us again.
Speaker 3: Where is contraceptive Diaphram Sam.
Speaker 1: He's vacation Queensland, Ah, but not for vacationing. He's doing
Speaker 1: some shoot for the radio station.
Speaker 4: He never stopped in a video shoot. He's not got
Speaker 4: a gun. You know, it's got to clarify this current climate.
Speaker 3: Hey, you did your TikTok thing this week?
Speaker 14: Yes?
Speaker 3: I did? Did you pose? We should post that for
Speaker 3: a rounder stites?
Speaker 4: It's on my Instagram.
Speaker 1: My first ever attempt at stand up turns out because
Speaker 1: they said you have to do like a five minute
Speaker 1: set and if you get to five minutes, they start
Speaker 1: flashing a torch at the back, which is your wrap up.
Speaker 1: I was the only one that didn't get the wrap up.
Speaker 1: I got like four minutes something but didn't quite get
Speaker 1: to five. And turns out that five minutes is quite
Speaker 1: easy to fill. I was really shooting myself.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, what am I going
Speaker 4: to talk about?
Speaker 3: How do I feel?
Speaker 4: Five minutes?
Speaker 1: I literally told one story, which you've already heard on
Speaker 1: this podcast. So it was a Shrek grinded date, yes exactly,
Speaker 1: And so yeah, I told that one and it was
Speaker 1: to a room of only around ten people, but it
Speaker 1: was going out two thousands on TikTok life and yeah,
Speaker 1: first of a time doing stand up.
Speaker 4: I didn't hate it. Actually I quite like it.
Speaker 3: You got the most laughs, did I?
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: Now I was scream recording it, so I had to
Speaker 3: send to you afterwards.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: What I forgot was that about two minutes in that
Speaker 3: I was scream recording and then I had started to
Speaker 3: attack people in the comments.
Speaker 4: What were you attacking them for?
Speaker 3: They were attacking you.
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't want to know. I don't want to
Speaker 4: I don't want to know.
Speaker 1: No, there were kids, but they gave us advice, they said,
Speaker 1: they said to us, we've done this once before in Melbourne,
Speaker 1: and some of the comics had their phone with them
Speaker 1: and they were reading the comments and reacting to it,
Speaker 1: where our advice is leave your phone off stage and
Speaker 1: don't think about it. So I was like, if they
Speaker 1: have to tell us, then people must be a bit
Speaker 1: brutal on those things, because it wasn't like on my
Speaker 1: TikTok where it's my followers who know me. It was
Speaker 1: going out to all these strangers. So yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: want to know what they said. But what were you
Speaker 1: saying back?
Speaker 3: Oh? Someone someone said, oh I'm gay, and that's all
Speaker 3: my sense of humor is blad blad, laugh about you.
Speaker 3: So I replied, going congrats because it sounded like they
Speaker 3: were announcing it and it's smart ass. And then I
Speaker 3: said tragic and then I and then people were then
Speaker 3: mocking me, and then it was a whole thing and
Speaker 3: then someone said Mitch from Kisses there. I was coolly recognized,
Speaker 3: and I said, Hi, how are you? The comments that
Speaker 3: just go so quickly you can't see them?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the version I was sent didn't have comments. I don't, thankfully,
Speaker 4: So what I don't know. Why't hurt? But they're kids
Speaker 4: what we need to remember actually, like Jenny said, yeah.
Speaker 3: They're babies. Anyway, you did very well.
Speaker 1: I was very proud, and you know what, I had
Speaker 1: a great night with your boyfriend. Hayden was my plus
Speaker 1: one to that TikTok comedy event. About that, and I
Speaker 1: don't is that the first time I've hung out one
Speaker 1: on one with Hayden?
Speaker 3: Probably?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a hoot.
Speaker 1: We're going to hang out again. We said that we're
Speaker 1: going to go clubbing and stuff. It's been very fond
Speaker 1: of Hayden's. That was nice to not have you there, Geez, thanks,
Speaker 1: I could come Oh, no.
Speaker 4: We wouldn't want to put you in that position. We
Speaker 4: know you don't like clubbing. It's fine, we'll just go
Speaker 4: to you.
Speaker 3: You guys, you had a lot to do. You were
Speaker 3: the start of the night, so I doubt you spent
Speaker 3: there was much FaceTime.
Speaker 4: There was plenty.
Speaker 3: What did you talk about?
Speaker 4: None of your business? What did you talk about girl
Speaker 4: stuff with me? I'm sure you came up at some point.
Speaker 3: That's very nice.
Speaker 4: I can't remember why, but no, it wasn't much about
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 3: Well great. He also didn't reply to me for an
Speaker 3: hour and I messaged you to say you did so well.
Speaker 3: And I said, oh, you're still there with Hayden having
Speaker 3: a drink. You went, no, I've been home for an hour.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he stayed.
Speaker 1: I had to go home because I had to come
Speaker 1: into fucking work at four am, and so I had
Speaker 1: to leave early. And when I say earlier, I mean
Speaker 1: ten pm, so it was hardly an early night. But yeah,
Speaker 1: Hayden stayed there.
Speaker 3: What was he doing?
Speaker 4: I wasn't there. I couldn't tell you, it, replied to me.
Speaker 3: He said there was no phone service like they streamed
Speaker 3: a TikTok live.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. The phone service was quite fu I
Speaker 1: had to walk out the front to get a new bar.
Speaker 4: I couldn't get it. From the insight, I.
Speaker 3: Sound like a toxic boyfriend. I wasn't. I was not
Speaker 3: on fine my friends looking at him. I've got you
Speaker 3: on there since when I do?
Speaker 4: Can you track me on a bloody GPS?
Speaker 3: I do it often.
Speaker 4: I remember giving you that maybe entitlement good for you
Speaker 4: and Nane? Yeah, no, it was great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can get him on the podcast when I'm sick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could do that.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't need to be You wouldn't would want to. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm jealous.
Speaker 4: Well, I also did invite you, I know, but.
Speaker 3: I've got the radio show. I've got commitments.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Chuck is sticky. Do the migraine thing. You know
Speaker 4: that you've got that up your sleeve.
Speaker 3: I have never used it. I don't know. I don't exactly.
Speaker 4: If I had it, i'd fucking nuse it all the time.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I realized? I qualify for medicinal
Speaker 3: cannabis cannabinoids. I was doing all the rea.
Speaker 4: Canob we have to do it.
Speaker 3: I did the research. It's not the flower, it's the oil.
Speaker 3: What's the fun.
Speaker 4: I don't know. You'll have to find out and get
Speaker 4: back to me.
Speaker 3: I could get some oil, yeah, bring it to us.
Speaker 3: But I don't think there's any high in it. I
Speaker 3: think it's purely to medicate.
Speaker 4: Well, I feel like that wouldn't go astray either. I've
Speaker 4: got you can do with chilling out.
Speaker 3: I've got dog over fucking on the line, doctor Obi.
Speaker 3: We need to get doctor Obie fucking on the air.
Speaker 1: I firmly believe that doctor Obie fucking doesn't actually exist.
Speaker 1: It's a scam.
Speaker 3: I'm ringing one more time. I just want to see
Speaker 3: if it rings. Oh that's different to last time. That's different.
Speaker 3: Maybe this is a microphone feed to his operating theater
Speaker 3: that he's in. That's someone's heartbeat.
Speaker 4: I've got the wires cross. That's actually a heart one.
Speaker 3: Or they're really unwell.
Speaker 4: Oh they pick an hang and harmonized.
Speaker 3: No, it's higher.
Speaker 4: That was you just did the same note. That's not
Speaker 4: a harmony.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 4: Harmony is when two different notes compliment each other.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hey, who's speaking?
Speaker 14: Hello?
Speaker 3: Hello? Is this the doctor?
Speaker 10: Hi?
Speaker 3: Doctor Obie? What was your name? Sorry?
Speaker 14: Talk over fucking that's a breath. Yeah, that's so grateful.
Speaker 3: Talk overfucking I. Someone sent me your number to call
Speaker 3: about a love potion?
Speaker 14: Okay, okay, are you a weap up?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 14: Are you as up? I?
Speaker 3: I don't have what's opp No, but I can get
Speaker 3: I prefer to talk on the phone.
Speaker 14: Yes, okay, you know what you do. Jud wapp? Okay,
Speaker 14: chat on rough apple kids?
Speaker 3: But uh, with a love potion? Work on me? Because
Speaker 3: I'm gay? You said was I'm I'm gay? So I'm homosexual.
Speaker 3: I just want to make sure. Sorry, is that an
Speaker 3: infant in the background?
Speaker 14: Yeah? You phone?
Speaker 3: Which iPhone do I have?
Speaker 14: Yeah? Wish goat? Are you from wish? Oh?
Speaker 3: Sorry? Sorry, I'm from Australia, Australia.
Speaker 14: Okay, that is good. You know what you do jall
Speaker 14: dot com so you can let's send you what's up chapter?
Speaker 14: What's up? Okay?
Speaker 3: Hold on, I'll just put my grandmother on right there.
Speaker 14: She needs Yeah, Hello, that's okay. Are you hear me?
Speaker 10: Here?
Speaker 3: Is he in here? Doctor? This sacon?
Speaker 14: Hello?
Speaker 3: This is hello darling. This is DoD Wigan's calling.
Speaker 14: Yeah, George, I'll say you okay, Jorge, try chat on
Speaker 14: wors up?
Speaker 3: Okay, what's what's app?
Speaker 14: What's up?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 14: You can spell your problems to me.
Speaker 3: This is what's the app?
Speaker 14: He said? Words?
Speaker 4: Who?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 14: What you said?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 3: What is the app? Dolling, you're saying what app? Tell
Speaker 3: me the name is the apps Wagon? Download the app?
Speaker 14: Yeah, you're going to go to the place store, Joe, okay.
Speaker 3: Green is it green?
Speaker 11: Darling?
Speaker 14: Just going to your place store and download the worst
Speaker 14: app so you can message me on worsp test me
Speaker 14: and works up?
Speaker 3: Oh the ay the ab is called hot app.
Speaker 14: Yeah, worp up?
Speaker 3: What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? You findy doctor?
Speaker 3: Overfucking tell me?
Speaker 14: If you study, don't you work up? Just let me?
Speaker 14: You just message me on what's up? O kid?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna put my grandson back on, Darling Golden.
Speaker 14: Yeah, got to not to use what up? Don't worked
Speaker 14: up on your food.
Speaker 3: The bathroom noriesk? Hi mate? Sorry, that was my grand
Speaker 3: She's like ninety three.
Speaker 14: Your guy did no about to call me? Your gud
Speaker 14: did aber to call me? That's direction about to call me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so zero zero, one, one, two three, noble kid? Okay,
Speaker 3: And I just want you to tell me now will
Speaker 3: the love potion work on me? I am gay.
Speaker 14: Yeah, anything's good to work that for you. You're work home. Okay,
Speaker 14: you're weak on gallo, so it works for gay men.
Speaker 14: My name is dogged overfucking yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay doctor oberfucking Ober Ober fucking yeah, Josh, all right,
Speaker 3: thank you, buddy, this is a pleasure. Oh he's hung up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he really had enough of you after that.
Speaker 3: Wow, we found doctor Oberfucking guys, we've just found fuck
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Speaker 4: That's how new medical.
Speaker 1: If you head along to our Facebook page, look at
Speaker 1: the reviews section. That's where you can get his number.
Speaker 1: If you would also like to inquire to get an
Speaker 1: appointment with doctor oberfucking.
Speaker 3: He is open to gay couples.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're really at to fucking pan for that game.
Speaker 3: Not say it. I wasn't given that out for free.
Speaker 4: What do you think love potion is no Carothene?
Speaker 3: Oh god, all right, thanks to doctor overfucking pleasure. That
Speaker 3: was I can't believe he answered.
Speaker 1: I really didn't think it was going to I thought
Speaker 1: it was gonna be a scammer. I still believe he is,
Speaker 1: but he just happens to answer the phone.
Speaker 3: There was a child there.
Speaker 4: I know that poor child, little Madison overfucking.
Speaker 3: Madison. Oh the fucking you know that radio show and
Speaker 3: kiss I adore it. It's got that Kyle and Jackie
Speaker 3: Overfucking I bought a armar because I was fed up.
Speaker 3: I'm in a rental property, but you know how much
Speaker 3: grass through is out in front of mine? You've been over.
Speaker 3: I really need a mo.
Speaker 4: Overfucking Oh god, I can't think of anything.
Speaker 3: You got that ingrown Toba fucking fix.
Speaker 4: I don't even know the fucking.
Speaker 3: Classic classic Christmas phrase from Santa Oh ho hoperfucking.
Speaker 4: Oh god, how do you make bread? You need the dover?
Speaker 3: Fucking What did the supernanny say to the catchphrase was no, no, noverfucking.
Speaker 4: Just go with the flovera fucking I hate as were
Speaker 4: so fucked go with the floverfucking what's George Chloe Clover?
Speaker 1: Fucking what have you been doing to your skin? It's
Speaker 1: got such a natural healthy gloverer Fucking.
Speaker 3: What was j Loo's career before she was an actress?
Speaker 3: So she was a hoberfucking hey j Lover fucking brilliant.
Speaker 1: I was really perplexed because I've booked this beautiful summer
Speaker 1: getaway to Parish. I didn't realize there's no snowba fucking
Speaker 1: in December.
Speaker 3: Ah, we better goover fucking.
Speaker 4: We've really should should embarrassing.
Speaker 3: That's hilarious, Thank you, doctor oberfucking We need to call
Speaker 3: him again at some point. I want to see what
Speaker 3: that love potion looks like.
Speaker 4: Totally.
Speaker 3: He could send it to us. What's the harm in WhatsApp?
Speaker 3: You can't be hacked on WhatsApp?
Speaker 4: Yeah, surely not.
Speaker 3: We'll get producer grounds Kip Agenda to do it.
Speaker 1: Prize keep you Jenna now right, Okay, back next week
Speaker 1: for sixty five.
Speaker 3: It was a pleasure. Don't forget Endurant Idiots sixty fifth.
Speaker 4: Shober fucking.
Speaker 3: Oh really said an all time will overfucking next week
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Speaker 3: is like a little family and there isn't a mintion.
Speaker 3: It's people. They post, not only you know, quips or
Speaker 3: little funny memes or things they've noticed on the show.
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Speaker 4: I thought you were going to do another overfucker No,
Speaker 4: I was the.
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Speaker 1: Whatever happened to you learning the band Joba? Fuck genuinely,
Speaker 1: whatever happened to that?
Speaker 3: It collects dust.
Speaker 4: It's still not in June.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 3: I did a couple of hours of training, right, But
Speaker 3: I just don't have the brain power. I'm not. I
Speaker 3: am not smart enough as a I cannot do my
Speaker 3: brain cannot physically because you've got to do two hands
Speaker 3: at once and multiple fingers at once.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so I.
Speaker 3: Could never be straight. Can't finger any girls. It's just
Speaker 3: too hard.
Speaker 4: You just have to let it go. But fucking yeah,
Speaker 4: just go with the flowb fucking yeah, I think you've
Speaker 4: out Grober. Fucking No, that doesn't work.
Speaker 3: You can't just put any o.
Speaker 1: It's got to just be the Oh, I don't want
Speaker 1: mama to to know what're up. Make sure you tip
Speaker 1: tober fucking.
Speaker 3: Yep, sober fucking.
Speaker 2: Head along to our instagram at a couple of miches.
Speaker 2: We've got lots of videos and faux Toba fuckings.
Speaker 3: Did you end up going to the Easter show?
Speaker 4: Fucking No, for fucking no, fucking.
Speaker 3: That's the best. Just nover. Fucking let's bring it up
Speaker 3: with a country receptive diaphram from Sam and produce a
Speaker 3: gen fuck price Keeper Jenna next week. Yeah, that's gonna
Speaker 3: be hard to remember, I know, right, Todd Prize Keeper Jenna. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's been great. I've had a lot of messages of
Speaker 3: people going, we received it.
Speaker 4: I know you're actually doing a job. Unlike you, you're
Speaker 4: a bit too slow for fucking.
Speaker 3: Let's go fucking. That's not even his name. He did
Speaker 3: try to correct me.
Speaker 1: You didn't answer to it for the first few times,
Speaker 1: and he's like, now I'm gonna have to fucking step in.
Speaker 4: Here and let you know that that's not my name.
Speaker 3: His eyes light up and figuratively speaking when when there
Speaker 3: was an old lady to pray on.
Speaker 4: I know, although, fucking.
Speaker 3: Let's go for fucking all right, back next week sixty five.
Speaker 3: We love you all, thank you for listening, and we'll
Speaker 3: see you in.
Speaker 4: A worry about this show. It was fuck Thank you
Speaker 4: for listening, guys. Good Bye.
Speaker 3: A septic pat on the sentinal dificult st