WEBVTT - #64: Jenna In Court

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, by the way, Kate, you're allowed to swear on

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<v Speaker 1>our podcast, so please fee.

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<v Speaker 2>I never swear. I never swear. That would make me

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<v Speaker 2>such a cat.

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<v Speaker 3>I want you the opener.

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<v Speaker 4>I just don't have to play the opening. Let's just start.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to hear the opener.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to sell if you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I love an opener.

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<v Speaker 3>How close are you with carry Anne Kenneley?

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<v Speaker 2>No one's close to carry Ane Kenley?

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<v Speaker 3>Then you gotta love this. People do some weird shit.

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<v Speaker 5>Television legend carry Anne Kenneley sell several meters from a

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<v Speaker 5>trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.

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<v Speaker 3>Make more sense than others.

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<v Speaker 6>Bring Pikes, Nurseries, Mercury Pikes, p y k e.

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<v Speaker 2>Sky, Why I kay as in kill Hey? Why okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.

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<v Speaker 7>Food life so expensive, I'm not even having a good time.

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<v Speaker 3>Thissus just by a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 8>What about me?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't forget gin of is mature?

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<v Speaker 1>And hello, Okay, guys, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>We are one man down our usual third wheel. Prize

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<v Speaker 4>keeper Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not here in studio with us, but we will

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<v Speaker 1>be checking in with her later in the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitchell, I know where she is.

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<v Speaker 3>You do not.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot wait for you to find out where she's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be checking in with us from today on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. But we have a much more highly qualified

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<v Speaker 1>and experienced third wheel filling the void in the meantime,

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<v Speaker 1>don't we?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, we do. This is so exciting. Aussie

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<v Speaker 3>TV legend, Aussie radio legend. Guys, please welcome our Kiss

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<v Speaker 3>fam A colleague and host of the free PM pick up,

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<v Speaker 3>Kate Legros. How are you?

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<v Speaker 9>Do?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? I'm so sated just from the opener,

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<v Speaker 2>You're so what now? Sated?

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<v Speaker 4>Sated?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm full, I'm satisfied. Oh what.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason I've actually dragged you in here, Kate is

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about your vocabulary. So the fact that you've

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<v Speaker 1>already taught me and you were within the first few

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<v Speaker 1>seconds of joining us, is actually incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>This is very exciting because every day, driving into work,

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<v Speaker 3>because I do nights here at Kiss, Kate does the

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<v Speaker 3>three pm pick up, which is the pick up the

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<v Speaker 3>school pickup time three to four pm. I hear your

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<v Speaker 3>show every day and it's the one show that I

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<v Speaker 3>truly listen to every single day because it's sort, it's punching,

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<v Speaker 3>it's just an hour. It's so much fun. I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're back this year, which is great.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I am back.

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<v Speaker 4>I do enjoy it too.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure you don't enjoy it? No, I seriously, you can't

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<v Speaker 2>just chip in on them and hitch your wagon to

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch's horse.

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<v Speaker 1>On me, I would not. I'm not hitching myself to

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<v Speaker 1>that thing. And no, in any way am I the

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<v Speaker 1>horse in this medal?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I call the show. They call the show

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch Mitch hitch, or we could go Mitch Mitch bitch.

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<v Speaker 4>That's us.

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<v Speaker 3>It's great to have you here, Kate. So the show

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<v Speaker 3>off the same way every week. The show is Is

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<v Speaker 3>it just me? With two igems? As we call them,

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<v Speaker 3>which is a new word we've coined, iijmlachrony.

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<v Speaker 1>And mine actually does relate to something that I heard

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<v Speaker 1>on the three PM pick up. That's that's why I

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<v Speaker 1>brought you in here. Actually, I was like, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>to bring this up with Kate. I did already mention it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've blome alow. But hey, let's get into.

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<v Speaker 3>It all right firstgim let's go.

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<v Speaker 10>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>Does Kate Langrook have the most wonderful vocabulary in the world.

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<v Speaker 4>It's stunning. I learn a new word every day listening

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<v Speaker 4>to Kate. I'm like, got to pull over my car

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<v Speaker 4>and write that down. Don't even know what it means.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this a compliment for you, Kate?

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<v Speaker 1>Or no?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I do you know what? I don't think that people

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<v Speaker 2>who invented commercial radio invented it to be like the

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<v Speaker 2>Shakespeare of our time? Do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Vanilla most popular flavor. Nobody likes the fucking wordy lady

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<v Speaker 2>in the corner with the thesaurus. No one likes that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think any of our bosses. Would you sitting

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<v Speaker 2>there going, oh, she uses words people don't know.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, that'll get the ten plus flowing in?

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<v Speaker 4>Have they ever said anything about it?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Do you think they probably will? After this?

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<v Speaker 3>They'll sit you down and I go, Kate, I take

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<v Speaker 3>a seat Betty in Penrith, which is the analogy I

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<v Speaker 3>always get Betty and Penrith doesn't understand the word analogy.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think Betty does, because I do think that

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<v Speaker 2>Australians speak quite colorfully and beautifully, like do you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>We love our You know a bit of rhyming slang

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<v Speaker 2>or a bit of a clever expression or a you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know we do?

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<v Speaker 2>What didn't you understand?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I've got the audio here, So this is what

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<v Speaker 1>I heard the other day, Betty.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to call you, Betty. Why didn't you understand? Betty?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll roll the audio.

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<v Speaker 2>Betty, you do it for yourself. Because my legs look

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<v Speaker 2>so beautiful and smooth, and they're offset by the stunning

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<v Speaker 2>vista behind them. Let me share this with the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Who otherwise heaps derision upon me and my body? Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>That's deep much.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't know what that means, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just sitting around waiting for the opportunity to accuse

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<v Speaker 1>someone of heaping derision upon me and my body.

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<v Speaker 2>Betty, nobody would heap derision upon you?

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<v Speaker 4>What could mean?

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<v Speaker 2>You are the archetype. It means they mock me.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, that just means mock. Heap derision means.

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<v Speaker 2>They mock me. But but well, derision means like in

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<v Speaker 2>a more negative way.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Okay, I literally I'm not even kidding. I wrote

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<v Speaker 4>it down. I was like, heap's derision, heaps derision.

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<v Speaker 1>Funnily enough, it hasn't come up once, but I'm waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for the day you and waiting.

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<v Speaker 3>For the day you face some derision. Division.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch heaps derision on you all the time, and vice versa,

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<v Speaker 2>that's Latin. Have you heard that.

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<v Speaker 4>It's mostly the other way around?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you heard vice versa?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I know what you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Betty, I don't know how your Latin

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<v Speaker 2>studies went?

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<v Speaker 4>No, not good.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you also have a good vocabulary when you were

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<v Speaker 1>living in Italy for two years?

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<v Speaker 10>Like?

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<v Speaker 4>How was your vocal there?

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<v Speaker 2>You would have loved me there because I spoke so simply,

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<v Speaker 2>like a toddler, like.

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<v Speaker 3>Give food me barata, salami, tummy.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, that's all I needed, siesta. I was like a

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<v Speaker 2>two year old.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that would have killed you, not knowing all the

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<v Speaker 4>words you know here?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? That is? So true? Even though

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're slightly heaping derision on Banti's a big anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm so used to opening my mental drawers and

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<v Speaker 2>the elves when they wake up and they opened the

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<v Speaker 2>there's heaps of words, so many words. And when my

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<v Speaker 2>mental elves opened the drawers in Italy, there was nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, oh that's beautiful, that's that sounds great. You know what,

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<v Speaker 3>that's so funny. I watched the Joan Rivers document a

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<v Speaker 3>long time ago, and the one thing that stuck with

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<v Speaker 3>me was that she said her jokes in her brain

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<v Speaker 3>works in the same way as like a rollerdex. Like

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<v Speaker 3>she will be in a situation she will just open

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<v Speaker 3>the roller decks and her brain will go to flick through,

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<v Speaker 3>pull out a joke, and then she can just you know,

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<v Speaker 3>slam it out there by road. And I think that's

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<v Speaker 3>such a skill to have.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that happens to me with words. But isn't that everyone,

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<v Speaker 2>that's how talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Was gonna say that, isn't That's just a really fancy

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<v Speaker 1>way of saying she has a memory?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? To lay off with a derivedon, I can't

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<v Speaker 3>even fucking say it. Lay off with the division, derision.

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<v Speaker 2>The derision division.

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<v Speaker 3>I like bitch show. Now this poor Jed is going

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<v Speaker 3>to have the fright of her life when she returns

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<v Speaker 3>to the show rebranded as the Mitch, Mitch and Pitch.

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<v Speaker 3>What did I do?

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<v Speaker 2>That's like Will and Woody when I came back, asked

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<v Speaker 2>if I'd come back to take their job. But I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I had your job. If I wanted your job, I

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't have left your job.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you had that job and you couldn't stand it.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we've done derision. What's next on our learning

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<v Speaker 2>at our learning academy?

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<v Speaker 4>Or was that eat?

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<v Speaker 1>That was just the one that I needed clarity on

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<v Speaker 1>because I heard it the other day. But I have

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<v Speaker 1>taken quite a few from you. I remember you use

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<v Speaker 1>the word repast to refer to just like a meal,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Sumptuous repasts.

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<v Speaker 4>Here there you go. And I was like, I was like, Mum,

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<v Speaker 4>when's our repast ready? She's like, where the fuck did

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<v Speaker 4>you get that?

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<v Speaker 2>Mama? Look Betty, because this is the thing about words.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a different one for everything and a repast. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure I would have said a sumptuous repast because

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<v Speaker 2>there are two words that always go together. Yes, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, Like Mitch and mitch, they're inseparable. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's more stunning than just a meal?

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<v Speaker 4>Ye, dinner?

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<v Speaker 2>Where's me plate?

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<v Speaker 10>Mum?

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<v Speaker 2>No, why can't we be Why can't we elevate ourselves?

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<v Speaker 2>That means lift up, Betty? Why can't we endure being

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<v Speaker 2>the best versions of ourselves? Why do we always have

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<v Speaker 2>to be so basic?

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<v Speaker 4>I agree that why bloody write down all the big words.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>I tend to agree. I've got it. I've got a

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<v Speaker 3>Kate related iGEM two now that we think of it,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's something that I feel like I do too.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you ready to hear mine kine?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait. I'm adoring this.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it totally fine to laugh at the jokes that

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<v Speaker 3>you make? Oh? Yes, next ye at the end of

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<v Speaker 3>the shows we get out of here. I completely agree, Kate.

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<v Speaker 3>It's something that I've noticed that you do, is something

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<v Speaker 3>that I do. Mitch pulls me up on it. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>Betty pulls me up on it all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't pull you up on it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just remember at an early age Dad saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's rude to laugh at your own jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what, you know what he was doing,

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<v Speaker 2>clipping your wings? Yes, like Icarus, google it, you would

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<v Speaker 2>have flown so close to the sun save for your father.

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<v Speaker 2>I did have to say to my husband once when

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<v Speaker 2>we started dating, there's enough people in this world that

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<v Speaker 2>don't want the best for you. It's a very I

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<v Speaker 2>have to say, prevailing Australian attitude as well. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I've only lived in one other country I diseased, But

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<v Speaker 2>people are always.

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<v Speaker 7>Like, back in your barksh you got chickets on yourself?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh you love yourself as though that's an insult anyway, true,

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<v Speaker 7>But I just think that's a wing clipper.

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<v Speaker 4>It is a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, why wouldn't you laugh at your own jokes?

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<v Speaker 2>And this, of course you're not funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, it's not. I'm fully aware of my being hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing is that I think that it's fine

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<v Speaker 1>to laugh at your own jokes if your laugh in

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<v Speaker 1>of itself is hilarious, like you and Mitch have very

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<v Speaker 1>iconic laughs, Like I just laugh because you're laughing sometimes.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, because I've got a cackle, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do, and I'm fully in support of it. So whether

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<v Speaker 1>you're laughing at your own jokes anyone else's, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I have an example. So this is when

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<v Speaker 3>your co host Monty called through to the show the

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<v Speaker 3>three pm pick up to announce that she had had

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<v Speaker 3>her own little baby, and this was your This was

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<v Speaker 3>your reaction.

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<v Speaker 10>Cake.

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<v Speaker 4>I've seen photos. He looks like his brothers.

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<v Speaker 2>It's amazing because they don't have the same father. Can

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<v Speaker 2>you even believe that I have a daughter who's about

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<v Speaker 2>to turn nineteen. Yes, yeah, I remember I was pregnant.

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<v Speaker 2>On Channel V she was breastfeeding the makeup chair. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>who was Bruce feeding her?

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<v Speaker 3>That's very funny anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>So I like how she's the first to laugh at

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<v Speaker 4>her own joke. It's the best, totally.

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<v Speaker 2>Your dad wouldn't like it, Betty, I like it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it must be a city thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you have to, yes, because you might be talking

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<v Speaker 2>to people who are dead in song. Yeah, true, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I just really you've got to be in control of

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<v Speaker 2>your own emotional state, and that includes enjoyment.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes it also lends a hand to the other people

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<v Speaker 3>to say, hey, it's okay to laugh too. Here's an

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<v Speaker 3>invitation to laugh. It's all right if a joke was

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit inappropriate or on the nose. Then if

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<v Speaker 3>you laugh and they go.

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<v Speaker 2>Not particularly funny, yes, they miss.

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<v Speaker 3>They miss.

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<v Speaker 1>Very true fake laugh, Kate, Or is it always genuine?

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<v Speaker 1>Because Mitch has actually nailed a fake laugh, and so I.

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<v Speaker 4>Never know whether to believe him. It is he pitying

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<v Speaker 4>me and just fake laughing, or is he actually laughing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I say that without having heard the joke. No one

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<v Speaker 2>wants to be mean to Betty.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no. I haven't differentiated the two. So

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<v Speaker 3>my genuine laugh is identical to my fake laugh, and

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<v Speaker 3>that's where I've gone wrong. So there's no one can

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<v Speaker 3>ever tell the difference.

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<v Speaker 2>Really so I sometimes, in fact, in that last one,

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<v Speaker 2>I did do a fake laugh, but it's a funny

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<v Speaker 2>fake laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>O the that was go, Yeah, that's different. That's that's

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<v Speaker 3>high comedy in itself. You're allowed to thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I noticed you're not laughing at it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's fake, fake fake.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it because it's got that weed.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the wheez our listeners compared it to a little duckling.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes it has a little it's in a minute a week.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, do you smoke.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I've had one Marlborough read in my life, had

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<v Speaker 3>an instant nosebleed.

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<v Speaker 2>Never that you're a chronic vapor. I mean something's going

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<v Speaker 2>on there.

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<v Speaker 9>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I was born three months premature. The neuroformax in the lung,

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<v Speaker 3>and thanks for bringing up but it's a lung issues.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I know Mitchell's frequently premature, but he doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>We very deg kate that is. So that is so

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<v Speaker 3>apt We do a segment on this show called We

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<v Speaker 3>Do O Kate. Kate might have some advice.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't have to deal with the rectile disfunction on

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<v Speaker 1>account of her any.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know that. I don't thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Your own Maybe someone else, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>True, And who's.

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<v Speaker 2>Got the bigger problem? It would be me. It would

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<v Speaker 2>because at least you know what's going on with the

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<v Speaker 2>flaccid Latin Google it, Betty.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch likes to mock me because at age twenty four,

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<v Speaker 1>they prescribe me if I to counteract to the antidepressants

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<v Speaker 1>being a bony killing antidepressants.

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<v Speaker 2>So shocking for that. But haven't they improved them?

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<v Speaker 4>Nah? Not the ones I'm taking, clearly not not the strength.

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<v Speaker 2>How hurtful for the people you're with. Let's just let's

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<v Speaker 2>just have a moment to acknowledge them.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, because it's not like I can fake it

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<v Speaker 1>as like a woman can just be like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really into it now, you know?

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<v Speaker 2>For god, that's right. It don't mean a thing if

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<v Speaker 2>it ain't got that swing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Betty, the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Down, how do you google? Got an iPad? Going to?

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<v Speaker 11>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>The problem was is that he couldn't work out the timings,

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<v Speaker 3>so he pop appeal two minutes before, you know, sort

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<v Speaker 3>of copulation. No, two minutes takes a couple hour. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>they go home and then he get a buddy, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>Stiffy halfway through Friends. So it's not good, but he's

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<v Speaker 3>worked it out.

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<v Speaker 4>This is all embellish. Don't believe you go home to

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<v Speaker 4>watch Free No, no, you do.

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<v Speaker 2>You're sure, Betty? I think Friends is a very Betty.

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<v Speaker 4>Shy, isn't it. You know what I do? I go

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<v Speaker 4>home and listen to the three pm pickup.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh he's good. You know what.

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<v Speaker 2>We are very Betty. We're totally there for Betty. I

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<v Speaker 2>adore Betty. The unsung heroes of the world are the Betties,

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<v Speaker 2>I can cur You know, no one's checking out to

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<v Speaker 2>see what she's wearing on instuff. But let me tell you,

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<v Speaker 2>if you want a passion fruit sponge, you're going straight

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<v Speaker 2>to Beshy. No instant models ever provided comfort at a funeral.

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<v Speaker 2>Betties sandwiches, dunning.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, I think there's a hole. There's a

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<v Speaker 3>hole in the market there for influencers are actually influencing

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<v Speaker 3>the right shit. Have you ever been sold anything via

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<v Speaker 3>influencing Kane. You buying the bb oil that carry Big

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<v Speaker 3>Mare's sprooking.

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<v Speaker 2>Or what's Bby oil?

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<v Speaker 3>Clearly not it's clearly not working.

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<v Speaker 2>The Bebe cream, Yeah, I bought Beby cream. That's quite good.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go, all right, So yeah, but I.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't know Carrie was on to it, not putting me

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<v Speaker 2>off it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you and I had the same We were doing

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<v Speaker 3>the same instant stories for every plate, which is brilliant

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<v Speaker 3>and family friendly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, do you know what's happened with my

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<v Speaker 2>every plate that I've just realized I've lost weight? Really yes,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm not shopping as much right and so I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not there for the milky bar, the King of the bar,

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<v Speaker 2>king of the white chocolate. You can jam your Cadbury

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<v Speaker 2>whatever it's called, nat Nah Bebby, don't come at me

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<v Speaker 2>with it anyway. Yeah, I lost weight from every plate.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch was very tough to be able to to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to brag, Oh, I've got the same brand deal

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<v Speaker 1>as Kate lang Rog. We're both flogging the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>on Instagram. And I'm like, yeah, but you're probably doing

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<v Speaker 1>it for a fraction of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Fee I was.

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<v Speaker 2>He was just happy for the.

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<v Speaker 3>I was now, what the hell happened? We need to

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<v Speaker 3>talk about this. It's the TV show that you did

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<v Speaker 3>on Channel ten a couple of weeks back. It was

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<v Speaker 3>all about reflecting on the year that was with COVID

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<v Speaker 3>nineteen Life in Lockdown on Zoom Interviews and U narrated

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<v Speaker 3>a great year.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm the voiceover person.

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<v Speaker 4>I missed it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's up on ten play to watchbag of a minute

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<v Speaker 1>to do that. But did you throw in any of

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<v Speaker 1>your own stories about Lockdown in Italy which was far

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<v Speaker 1>worse than it was here?

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<v Speaker 2>There was no time. Unlike you guys, it was no

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<v Speaker 2>time for Katie. I just had to keep the story

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<v Speaker 2>rattling along because there was a lot to fit in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it was a hell of a year.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you noticed.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>I was thriving. Has a great ye for us.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, can I just say I really enjoyed Lockdown?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's good. Are you an introvert?

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<v Speaker 2>No? But you know what I am. I was tired.

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<v Speaker 2>I got four kids, I was living on the other

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<v Speaker 2>side of the world. That's a lot of work, even

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<v Speaker 2>though I was technically not working. It was just nice

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<v Speaker 2>to have the breather.

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<v Speaker 4>There was a.

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<v Speaker 1>Brief period right when you were actually working out of Italy.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't you have your own little home.

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<v Speaker 2>Story for the first six months?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah right, I was so tired. Did that little home

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<v Speaker 4>studio just end up gathering dust?

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<v Speaker 2>Like what happened?

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<v Speaker 3>It wasn't at home.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like two kilometers from my house, but still

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<v Speaker 2>in the city, or as we called it, CenTra.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh google it.

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<v Speaker 2>Betty Chantro not c H is with the C but

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<v Speaker 2>it's pronounced because it's in another language.

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<v Speaker 4>Added to the list.

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<v Speaker 9>The list.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, it was about two kilometers from my place and

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<v Speaker 2>it was in a filmmaker's office because they used to

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<v Speaker 2>move big files. And Sasha, our producer, found it because

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<v Speaker 2>they had the best internet in blood.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're back in Australia and you're like, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>even watch fucking friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, you are sport on.

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't it just garbage?

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<v Speaker 2>What has gone on?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait? What is this? The internet?

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<v Speaker 4>In general?

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<v Speaker 2>Third world countries that have got better WiFi than Australia.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh right, I would definitely agree, Like it's I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like it's gotten worse.

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<v Speaker 2>It has got more since I was away.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go. Well you should. For you to listen

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<v Speaker 3>to the three pm pick up podcast cap, we'll have

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<v Speaker 3>to get your back.

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<v Speaker 2>Five G anytime, Mitch, Mitch and me.

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<v Speaker 3>We loved you. That was fun. God, you're a good

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<v Speaker 3>fit for this show, I feel. Do you go on

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<v Speaker 3>show sometime you talk about business plans? You have to

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<v Speaker 3>go on and talk about climate crisis? Is this your vibe?

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<v Speaker 3>Sort of just shit talk?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I strike you as someone who's invited on any

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<v Speaker 2>show to talk about business plan?

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<v Speaker 3>Very intelligent. I'd listen to your talk about business.

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<v Speaker 2>Plans, but that's because you know nothing. I mean so

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<v Speaker 2>relative to that, yes, relative to that, of course, I

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<v Speaker 2>seem smart, beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>Note to end, we've just been absolutely ripped for the

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<v Speaker 3>last me too, Bettie.

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<v Speaker 2>I adore you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh likewise, Darling, it's been a pleasure. Thanks for coming on.

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<v Speaker 2>We love you.

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<v Speaker 8>It's just me. You should follow these idiots online search

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<v Speaker 8>a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, give us a search. You're wondering what this song is?

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<v Speaker 3>How good is I? I love this song?

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<v Speaker 4>I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Sydney based drag queen Michelle Mayhem.

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<v Speaker 4>This is t It's got like t e a he

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<v Speaker 4>like A Yeah, tea like spill the t bitch. I

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<v Speaker 4>love this hot on Michelle.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh sorry, I was just sacking my Instagram at Michelle

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<v Speaker 12>Mayhem d kill follow it?

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<v Speaker 10>No, follow it.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you met Michelle?

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't met Michelle now on Instagram yet but not

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<v Speaker 3>in real life.

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<v Speaker 1>I've met her a few times out and about at

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<v Speaker 1>the clubs, and she's a hoot. And then I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that she'd released the song. I was like, oh, you've

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<v Speaker 1>gone all legit.

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<v Speaker 3>Have ya auto tune on that song at all?

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<v Speaker 10>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I wouldn't thought so one completely her voice.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's do some Red Rooster reviews. You can

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, don't just leave five stars.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a whole pool of reviews that we haven't

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<v Speaker 3>even touched. We didn't realize we could access them. Then

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<v Speaker 3>all of a sudden, we can scroll through. It's like

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<v Speaker 3>the body Bible in there.

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<v Speaker 10>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>So people do often ask if I don't use Apple podcasts,

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<v Speaker 1>how can I leave a review? The answer is our

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook page. A couple of mitches and we've just found

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<v Speaker 1>a whole bunch.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Leah Weaver recommends a couple of mitches. Oh that's nice,

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<v Speaker 3>recommends Leah. She says, so after a lockdown a month ago,

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<v Speaker 3>I was looking for podcasts to listen to on my

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<v Speaker 3>six hour journey to see my sister and came across

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<v Speaker 3>the couple of Mitch's pod. I downloaded it all and

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<v Speaker 3>listened to the whole way. Listen to it the whole

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<v Speaker 3>way there. I don't even remember the drive and I

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<v Speaker 3>was so into the podcast. I loved the whole way.

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<v Speaker 3>That's awful, That's cute. Now I live for it. I

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<v Speaker 3>love you guys. I especially have a soft spot for

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch Kumbsa. And she just stopped typing from that Love

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<v Speaker 3>Love Love Red Rooster, just saying in your face, absolutely

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<v Speaker 3>five stars, guys, you're one of the most entertaining podcasts.

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<v Speaker 3>And love the fact you're friends with jen A. Love

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<v Speaker 3>Love Love add Brief is a spectacular what's that? An addition?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what she's talking about. She really lost

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<v Speaker 3>me towards the end. But can you get some free

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<v Speaker 3>Red Rooster price ceper general?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Leah.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that feeling when you're doing a long road

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<v Speaker 1>trip and a podcast makes it go quicker.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So proud that we're responsible for feeling.

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<v Speaker 3>I had that feeling last night. I actually went around

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<v Speaker 3>the block a couple of extra times when I got

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<v Speaker 3>home at midnight because I wanted to finish the podcast

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<v Speaker 3>I was listening to. Yeah, how crazy that we have

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<v Speaker 3>that effect. Modu Dunga gash Kakar recommends a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 3>They say best way to save your relationship and get

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<v Speaker 3>your ex lover back fast. My boyfriend broke up with

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<v Speaker 3>me two months ago because he felt I was cheating

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<v Speaker 3>on him with a male friend online.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think it has anything to do with our podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't preread it. Sorry, just don't straight in what else.

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<v Speaker 3>I tried to contact him and told him my problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Fifteen hours later, my boyfriend came back to me and

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<v Speaker 3>to apologize.

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<v Speaker 4>We're just skimming over it.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing to do with us, that's got nothing to do

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<v Speaker 1>with the podcast. Oh well, you've read it out now,

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<v Speaker 1>so we still love Modu Dungar.

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<v Speaker 3>Technically we owe you a red rooster if you're listening

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<v Speaker 3>DMS Buddy.

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<v Speaker 4>Message Price keeper Jenner.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, by the way, if you head along to our

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook group during idiots, I will give you all the

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<v Speaker 1>details on selling our faulty merch. I don't know if everyone,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you're all up to speed on

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<v Speaker 1>this story. But we've been doing our merch march jumpers, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and we made over two hundred jumpers, and the printer

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<v Speaker 1>accidentally printed a misprint on one of the words.

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<v Speaker 4>No, there wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>We did alert them and give them the correct one,

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<v Speaker 1>but they accidentally printed the faulty one. So we've got

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<v Speaker 1>all these jumpers and weirdly enough, people have been asking

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<v Speaker 1>us are you going to sell them?

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<v Speaker 4>There will be a big discount.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously they won't be the full price, so head along

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<v Speaker 1>to our Facebook group and during idiots there might even

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<v Speaker 1>be a little discount code for you in there, so

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<v Speaker 1>there'll be discount on top of the discount.

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<v Speaker 3>It's billions, isn't it, instead of bliands.

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<v Speaker 1>That's correct, So yeah, we're going to do something with

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<v Speaker 1>all these fucking jumpers. If you want a faulty jump

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<v Speaker 1>ahead to our Facebook group.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and if you want some red rooster, leave a

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<v Speaker 3>red Rooster review. Don't forget five stars on the Apple

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<v Speaker 3>podcast app. Get the new Crunchy Fried Chicken. It's available

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<v Speaker 3>at Red Rooster. Now, hey should be checking with price

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<v Speaker 3>keeper Jenna Hold on the road again.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been a while since Jenna's been out on the road.

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<v Speaker 1>I know where she is, you don't. I can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>for you to find out where.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got no idea. She's made him can to me,

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<v Speaker 3>could be anywhere in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got her up on zoom. We we're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get her up on zoom. I should say, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if she's there yet?

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<v Speaker 4>How do you tell?

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<v Speaker 2>So?

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<v Speaker 3>I've got the screen in front of me.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we ready to You would think after all this

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<v Speaker 1>pandemic and thing, I would know how to use zoom.

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<v Speaker 4>I still have no idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye, no, no, And my backdrop is still set to

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<v Speaker 3>a Palm Beach location.

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<v Speaker 4>So there she is in the waiting room.

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<v Speaker 3>Admit, Jenna B.

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<v Speaker 4>She admitted.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got the cog turning loading, Jenna. Jenna B is

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<v Speaker 3>connecting to audio. Can't hear you yet?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>There she is, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like to tell Mitchell why you were missing

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<v Speaker 1>in action from the show today.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm reporting to you live from court. I'm at the

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<v Speaker 10>Sydney Court House.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, Jenna went to court today. What yes for Arson?

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<v Speaker 3>Those twelve hundred murders finally caught up to you. What

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<v Speaker 3>the fuck are you in court for?

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<v Speaker 10>It's over a rental bond. To be honest, I want

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<v Speaker 10>my money back and the landlord wants my money and

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<v Speaker 10>I'm not giving him my money.

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<v Speaker 3>Well whoa, but why are you in court yourself? Get

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<v Speaker 3>a lawyer to do it for you and sit at home.

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<v Speaker 11>Yes, but a lawyer costs a lot of money. So

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<v Speaker 11>I'm representing myself and I've got a script here.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, the whole page.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my looks like the Magna carta. Hold on, you're

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<v Speaker 3>representing yourself?

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<v Speaker 10>Yes, so it starts off with wait wait wait.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I'll give you an official lead in. You've got

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<v Speaker 3>the script for what you're going to say to the court. Yes, yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>when you're ready to genera give us the plea you're

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<v Speaker 3>going to make to the High Court.

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<v Speaker 10>Excuse me, remember, I'd like to respond.

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<v Speaker 11>The respondents claim that the property I rented for eighteen

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<v Speaker 11>months requires four hundred and fifty six dollars worth of pairs.

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<v Speaker 4>What did you do it?

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<v Speaker 11>JENNI liability for as they predate my tendency. This can

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<v Speaker 11>be evidence in the five pages of evidence I've supplied

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<v Speaker 11>the member.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the evidence?

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<v Speaker 11>Five pages of photos which I got printed at the

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<v Speaker 11>Double Library for ten dollars. Had to send it through

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<v Speaker 11>Express Posts, which cost another ten dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>No, hang on, can we just backtrack a little bit?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you do to your How did you fuck

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<v Speaker 1>your apartment up so spectacularly that they're charging you that much?

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<v Speaker 10>I didn't. That's the thing. It was done by the

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<v Speaker 10>previous tenants. Loser. He's claiming that I put scratches on

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<v Speaker 10>the wall.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, we're aware of your claw issue.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the fact that you don't have human fingernails, you

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<v Speaker 1>have cat claws.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, hello, Jenny, you do the math.

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<v Speaker 3>Dylan, have you disclosed your predisposition for having cartlage fingers?

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<v Speaker 11>No?

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<v Speaker 10>And the thing is, you know why I was born

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<v Speaker 10>with this and I can't help it. But I did

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<v Speaker 10>not scratch the walls.

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<v Speaker 4>Hopefully the jury don't listen.

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<v Speaker 1>They would have been persuaded they oh, that's that cat

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<v Speaker 1>between she would have been using in.

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<v Speaker 4>A discratching post. This whole apartment, The.

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<v Speaker 11>Paint damage, and scratches that respondent claim I cause can

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<v Speaker 11>also be evidence from pages one to five of the

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<v Speaker 11>images I supplied, which showed photos from the twenty nineteen

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<v Speaker 11>condition report proving that they will cause my past tenants

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<v Speaker 11>because they were taken before in capitals.

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<v Speaker 10>I moved in.

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<v Speaker 3>Pass forward to all that shit.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to know what your conclusion.

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<v Speaker 3>Wrap up, wrap up, skipt the bibliography. We don't care

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<v Speaker 3>all the references.

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<v Speaker 10>Just get to the end, okay.

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<v Speaker 11>I dispute liability for claims that the property was left

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<v Speaker 11>in conditioned like that, as they predate my tenancy.

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<v Speaker 10>Thank you objection.

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<v Speaker 4>Overall, I've always wanted to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>That was odd, Jenna. Maybe chuck into your honor every

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<v Speaker 3>now and again, but other than that, that was that

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<v Speaker 3>was impassioned.

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<v Speaker 10>Well.

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<v Speaker 11>I got some help from some volunteer lawyers, and they

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<v Speaker 11>said I have to I have to call the member,

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<v Speaker 11>not your honor.

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<v Speaker 10>I was going to say your honor, but I had

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<v Speaker 10>to change it to member.

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<v Speaker 3>Right right right? Have you done this yet or are

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<v Speaker 3>you preparing? When's your court session?

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<v Speaker 10>It is?

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<v Speaker 11>It's today, it's been postponed to when tell like half

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<v Speaker 11>an hour or something.

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<v Speaker 10>I did half of it and then the thing is,

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<v Speaker 10>I think I think we've it's not going further.

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<v Speaker 4>To be honest, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 10>This is what happened.

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<v Speaker 11>I was called by the tribunal, who then called the landlord,

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<v Speaker 11>and we were put in a meeting to a council like.

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<v Speaker 10>Counseling session to think of what how we can move

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<v Speaker 10>forward like mediation.

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<v Speaker 1>Even the judge was like, fucking get over it, like nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>this is such a non issue, that's.

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<v Speaker 10>What he said.

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<v Speaker 11>He said, do you realize it's only four hundred and

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<v Speaker 11>fifty six dollars worth of repairs when we have issues

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<v Speaker 11>that are worth like tens of thousands.

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<v Speaker 10>And I said yes.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't want to say anything, Jenna, but it does

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<v Speaker 4>seem very petty.

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<v Speaker 11>Anyway, we have decided both of us, the landlord and

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<v Speaker 11>I very mean to me today, very mean almost caused

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<v Speaker 11>me crying, but I didn't. I will pay fifty percent

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<v Speaker 11>of the four hundred and fifty six dollars worth of repairs.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, Jenna, why are you representing yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>I would have absolutely fucking torn them, you arethhole in

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<v Speaker 1>that counseling session.

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<v Speaker 11>You seriously no, no, Because then the member guy right,

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<v Speaker 11>he said, if you want to take it further.

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<v Speaker 10>You have to pay more money, and it's going to

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<v Speaker 10>be more not worth one dollar?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, cut your losses, it's not worth it. Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 3>give up while you're ahead, Joe.

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<v Speaker 10>I thought it was free.

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<v Speaker 2>What was That's not?

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<v Speaker 10>I could continue the next tribunal, the next court date.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you sitting there alone, Jenna, while your landlord was

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<v Speaker 3>across the table from you, all lawyered up with men

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<v Speaker 3>in suits, and you're sitting there. I can just picture

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<v Speaker 3>your hands crossed, your fingers interlocked. Were you quivering? Were

0:30:02.880 --> 0:30:03.480
<v Speaker 3>you nervous?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 11>I did, And I had my monologue and I got

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<v Speaker 11>mixed up with the paragraphs and I read one instead

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<v Speaker 11>of the other, and I was very confused.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I hope you feel it was worth your time.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had a wonderful episode. Kate Langbrook was on.

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<v Speaker 4>She was she was a hoot.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, she was great. To be honest, you adored her.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmmmm.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, No, I really like her playing.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did I do this?

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<v Speaker 10>I what a waste of time?

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like it's a valuable question.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree.

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<v Speaker 4>Lead me to dinner.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, Jenny, good luck.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm not happy.

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<v Speaker 4>Scene change.

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<v Speaker 3>The Merriati and apartments, the twelfth of the fourth twenty one.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not so many floors in your argument, by the way.

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<v Speaker 4>I meant scene changes and cut her off.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh over see you, Jenna, Bye. Yeah, what are you

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<v Speaker 3>doing now?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know our talkback things? Oh are we Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>we are, We're doing it. I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 4>told you, yes, we are doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>One of our favorite segments where we listen to things

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<v Speaker 1>that go down and talkback radio.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got some stuff for you.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's roll out.

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<v Speaker 1>So while we were on our Easter break, we missed

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<v Speaker 1>some rather major world news when Prince Philip passed away.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh Phil, can you believe it's been like a month now.

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<v Speaker 3>Since he died?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that flew by.

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<v Speaker 3>That really did poor bus. He was ninety nine. Just

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<v Speaker 3>shove behind.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, I know that's a bit of a shame,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's rough. But now that we're.

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<v Speaker 1>Back, I was curious as to how some of the

0:31:40.920 --> 0:31:45.400
<v Speaker 1>big news talkback radio stations covered the breaking news when

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<v Speaker 1>Philip died. It was nine pm our time, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we like to keep an eye out all what's happening

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<v Speaker 1>on talkback radio. So I've gone and pulled the audio

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<v Speaker 1>from that very night.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know, this is a big thing in the UK,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I've seen tiktoks and YouTube videos that are like

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<v Speaker 3>this is exactly what happens when the Quick of England

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<v Speaker 3>will die. And there's like code words and secret languages,

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<v Speaker 3>and apparently a lot of the news stations have packages

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<v Speaker 3>already recorded. Amaze.

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<v Speaker 1>One of my friends works for one of the TV

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<v Speaker 1>news stations here in Sydney, and he told me ages

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<v Speaker 1>ago that he'd pre prepared Prince.

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<v Speaker 4>Phillip's you what is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, obituary? Obituary, Yes, obituary.

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<v Speaker 1>He pre prepared the obituary and so as soon as

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<v Speaker 1>he carcked it, I message my a friend.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like, babe, I saw the obituary.

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<v Speaker 3>Loved it. It's so well news dot com dot I

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<v Speaker 3>you released theirs and they clearly didn't prove read it

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<v Speaker 3>because it said Prince Philip has died at the age

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<v Speaker 3>of ninety nine of xxx, and they didn't fill it in.

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<v Speaker 3>It just looked like he died of drinking a beer.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that happened a few months ago when someone

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<v Speaker 1>accidentally published their template.

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<v Speaker 4>He hadn't died yet. Think it was Sidney Morning Herald.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh like what they had like a skeleton.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, no, filling the blanks. They accidentally published it

0:32:47.000 --> 0:32:49.800
<v Speaker 1>before he died. But anyway, this is how talkback covered it.

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<v Speaker 1>So it happened around nine pm. The press release came

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<v Speaker 1>out and I'll kick off with ABC News.

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<v Speaker 4>This is how they covered it nationally.

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<v Speaker 9>And on Yeah, ABC News with Glen Laughter, Federal Health Authorities, egent.

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<v Speaker 1>This would have been like the nine pm on the Dot.

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<v Speaker 1>The press release wouldn't have even come out yet. So

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<v Speaker 1>credit to this news reader. He would have had to

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<v Speaker 1>have read it live as it came up on his

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<v Speaker 1>desktop because he wouldn't have gotten.

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<v Speaker 4>The news yet.

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<v Speaker 9>The fires of COVID nineteen vaccines now the preferred option

0:33:23.440 --> 0:33:27.120
<v Speaker 9>for younger Australians after the astrodet image JAB was linked

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<v Speaker 9>to a small number of rare blood clotting cases around

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<v Speaker 9>the world. In breaking news, Buckingham Palace has just announced

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<v Speaker 9>that his Royal Highness Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh,

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<v Speaker 9>died earlier today. The ninety nine year old had been

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<v Speaker 9>married to Queen Elizabeth since nineteen forty seven and officially

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<v Speaker 9>became her consort when she ascended the throne in nineteen

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<v Speaker 9>fifty two.

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<v Speaker 4>So there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>He just kind of had to throw out all the

0:33:52.120 --> 0:33:54.760
<v Speaker 1>other shit he preprepared for that news bulletin that's heard.

0:33:54.760 --> 0:33:56.800
<v Speaker 3>When you're doing live radio, you've got to be on it.

0:33:56.840 --> 0:33:57.920
<v Speaker 3>You've got to be looking out for things.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I think they nailed it. Meanwhile, over to GB.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, we love a bit of two GB.

0:34:03.000 --> 0:34:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the big news station in Sydney. I was quite

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<v Speaker 1>surprised by their.

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<v Speaker 3>Coverage in the negatively or positively.

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<v Speaker 1>Negatively, because they're meant to be like your news leader

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<v Speaker 1>to GB Yeah, and obviously they didn't know that this

0:34:17.200 --> 0:34:20.000
<v Speaker 1>was happening, so it was unfortunate that it came out

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<v Speaker 1>during a football match that they were covering, and so

0:34:23.239 --> 0:34:26.080
<v Speaker 1>the footy commentators had to break the news mid match.

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<v Speaker 3>So not the news readers.

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<v Speaker 4>They didn't even interrupted.

0:34:28.360 --> 0:34:30.759
<v Speaker 1>They were just like, oh quick, you guys, ignore the

0:34:30.800 --> 0:34:32.799
<v Speaker 1>game for a sec, read this cheat out. I would

0:34:32.800 --> 0:34:34.600
<v Speaker 1>have thought that the news room would comet in we

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<v Speaker 1>interrupted this program. They've cut it off.

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<v Speaker 4>They just got the commentators to do it all.

0:34:38.320 --> 0:34:40.520
<v Speaker 3>Here we go. I think's done very well and I

0:34:40.560 --> 0:34:42.520
<v Speaker 3>was George Williams. I think the halfback has been pretty

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<v Speaker 3>good for the Raiders boys.

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<v Speaker 13>Raiders out on the field for the start of the

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<v Speaker 13>second half. Sadly, I've got some breaking news that's coming

0:34:49.400 --> 0:34:53.920
<v Speaker 13>in from the UK. Prince Philip has passed away at

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<v Speaker 13>the age of ninety nine. Now he was due to

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<v Speaker 13>turn one hundred on June tenth this year. But a

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<v Speaker 13>statement from the Royal family is with deep sorrow that

0:35:03.280 --> 0:35:05.960
<v Speaker 13>her Majesty for Queen has announced the death of her

0:35:05.960 --> 0:35:10.160
<v Speaker 13>beloved husband, His Royal Highness, the Duke of Edinburgh, Prince Philip.

0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:13.080
<v Speaker 13>He's passed away this morning and wins the castle. So

0:35:13.320 --> 0:35:17.040
<v Speaker 13>that is a terrible story. He was a legend, Prince Philip.

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<v Speaker 13>The second half coming up here the Raiders to kick off.

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<v Speaker 13>Let's take you to the call team David Morrow, Dwell

0:35:22.560 --> 0:35:25.319
<v Speaker 13>Browman and Mark Pete Riddell on the sideline. It's the

0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:28.239
<v Speaker 13>people with the Raiders by twelve points.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, skip a beat.

0:35:30.600 --> 0:35:32.400
<v Speaker 1>I know they just kind of read the stab it

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<v Speaker 1>and then go, I mean, what else do you say?

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<v Speaker 4>Move on?

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<v Speaker 3>It's almost as if no one was even acknowledging what

0:35:37.320 --> 0:35:39.120
<v Speaker 3>he was saying. No one gave them any banter.

0:35:39.400 --> 0:35:41.720
<v Speaker 4>I know, it was very weird, but bag moment, Yeah,

0:35:41.800 --> 0:35:42.040
<v Speaker 4>they do.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously didn't have an obituary to play.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, there's the news, you.

0:35:46.040 --> 0:35:48.040
<v Speaker 3>Got it, move on, that's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>The Raiders, and then obviously I had to check in

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<v Speaker 1>on our favorite station, Sam and our mate Graham Gilbert.

0:35:58.600 --> 0:36:01.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh we love Graham Gilbert. Yeah, Graham Gilbert does the

0:36:01.600 --> 0:36:03.440
<v Speaker 3>game that I play the I'm still trying to get

0:36:03.440 --> 0:36:04.000
<v Speaker 3>the fridge magnet.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's not him, that's on ABC, is it?

0:36:05.920 --> 0:36:07.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, to can't even keep up.

0:36:07.400 --> 0:36:09.680
<v Speaker 4>Ryan Gilbert is the one. Remember back in episode fifteen

0:36:09.719 --> 0:36:10.800
<v Speaker 4>you prank called him.

0:36:10.880 --> 0:36:13.359
<v Speaker 3>Of course live O Lary. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes,

0:36:13.400 --> 0:36:14.480
<v Speaker 3>that's I'm getting confused.

0:36:14.560 --> 0:36:17.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So Grahame's the one that we don't I mean,

0:36:17.320 --> 0:36:18.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't have anything against him, but god, we like

0:36:19.000 --> 0:36:21.080
<v Speaker 1>to mock him on this show, that's for sure. And

0:36:21.160 --> 0:36:24.799
<v Speaker 1>so he was on air at night, and I did

0:36:24.880 --> 0:36:27.520
<v Speaker 1>keep tabs on the actual time codes. ABC News at

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<v Speaker 1>nine oh two got the news two GB at nine

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<v Speaker 1>oh four, and then ten minutes later two SM didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even break the news. One of Graham's callers had to

0:36:36.360 --> 0:36:40.439
<v Speaker 1>tell him. So he's not the most reliable news source.

0:36:40.480 --> 0:36:42.239
<v Speaker 1>He has to get his listeners to fill him in.

0:36:42.360 --> 0:36:45.959
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, So this is what happened on two SM.

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<v Speaker 4>Talk tonight on thirteen twelve sixty nine.

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<v Speaker 3>Michael Good evening.

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<v Speaker 12>Oh, oh, Graham, I just said some very sad news

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<v Speaker 12>when Philips died.

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<v Speaker 3>Who has.

0:37:00.040 --> 0:37:02.200
<v Speaker 12>I met the gentleman quite a few times? I never

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<v Speaker 12>telling you, And yep, just when it came over and

0:37:04.680 --> 0:37:07.000
<v Speaker 12>news flashed from me on the television.

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<v Speaker 3>That is dreadful news.

0:37:10.200 --> 0:37:12.120
<v Speaker 12>I'd like to let you know I didn't know your already.

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<v Speaker 3>Meal Now I'm glad you told us, Michael, And God

0:37:14.800 --> 0:37:18.200
<v Speaker 3>bless your soul. Thank you, mate, thank you, Good on you,

0:37:20.000 --> 0:37:22.520
<v Speaker 3>God bless you, Michael, and please emails your resume. We

0:37:22.640 --> 0:37:24.200
<v Speaker 3>need a new newsreader. Quite clearly.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just like, whoa, how did you not get

0:37:27.280 --> 0:37:28.640
<v Speaker 4>on top of that? You had ten minutes?

0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:31.400
<v Speaker 1>Presumably as a talk back station, you'd be kind of

0:37:31.440 --> 0:37:32.319
<v Speaker 1>keeping an eye on the sights.

0:37:32.360 --> 0:37:32.680
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:37:32.760 --> 0:37:35.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeahlough, could you hear like the vintage Baker like phone

0:37:35.520 --> 0:37:37.320
<v Speaker 3>ringing in the background? I just hand like a batphone

0:37:38.880 --> 0:37:41.280
<v Speaker 3>going off the hook. Had no idea.

0:37:41.440 --> 0:37:44.200
<v Speaker 1>He also didn't sound that face, did he. He's like,

0:37:44.600 --> 0:37:46.320
<v Speaker 1>who died Prince Philip?

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, Oh, that's a shame.

0:37:49.000 --> 0:37:50.759
<v Speaker 3>It's like when a great uncle dies. That you don't

0:37:50.800 --> 0:37:53.359
<v Speaker 3>really know. No, that's that's awful. And he was sick,

0:37:53.400 --> 0:37:54.480
<v Speaker 3>though he lived a good life. Yeah.

0:37:54.480 --> 0:37:56.399
<v Speaker 4>When did I last see him? When I was four? Yeah, yeah,

0:37:56.520 --> 0:37:57.240
<v Speaker 4>that's a shame.

0:37:57.360 --> 0:38:00.799
<v Speaker 3>He was at my christening. Oh, poor hope he wasn't

0:38:00.840 --> 0:38:01.160
<v Speaker 3>in pain.

0:38:01.280 --> 0:38:04.960
<v Speaker 4>Doctor Night Graham covers all of his breaking news.

0:38:05.000 --> 0:38:06.839
<v Speaker 1>He waits for the listener to tell him, and then

0:38:06.880 --> 0:38:11.600
<v Speaker 1>feign some sort of pity. Graham, you wouldn't believe a

0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:17.760
<v Speaker 1>plane has just crashed into one of the world trade centers. Ah, dear,

0:38:17.840 --> 0:38:19.880
<v Speaker 1>oh dear, thanks for your call, Richard.

0:38:20.440 --> 0:38:26.279
<v Speaker 3>Ten minutes later, Graham, another one's hit. Ah, it was

0:38:26.320 --> 0:38:33.040
<v Speaker 3>so beautiful. Oh, Graham, Yes, this is Dott here, Darling.

0:38:34.480 --> 0:38:36.680
<v Speaker 1>What is it you like to say, Dot, Just this

0:38:36.719 --> 0:38:39.480
<v Speaker 1>is Graham. Yes, yes, Dot you're on the air, and

0:38:39.600 --> 0:38:40.200
<v Speaker 1>say that.

0:38:43.280 --> 0:38:49.160
<v Speaker 3>There's a car crash on them. One three are dead.

0:38:49.160 --> 0:38:51.359
<v Speaker 3>I knew the pity. I knew them very well, all

0:38:51.400 --> 0:38:53.520
<v Speaker 3>too well, of course, of course.

0:38:55.000 --> 0:38:56.759
<v Speaker 4>Ah, thanks for letting me know.

0:38:56.960 --> 0:38:59.000
<v Speaker 3>Tom. That's horrific.

0:39:00.120 --> 0:39:02.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's pjunia.

0:39:03.040 --> 0:39:06.719
<v Speaker 1>Steve Irwin's been stabbed in the heart by a sting ray.

0:39:08.160 --> 0:39:14.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh dear, hoping he really would make it through that ocean. Swim.

0:39:14.880 --> 0:39:16.560
<v Speaker 4>Oh, well, what can you do? Talk tonight?

0:39:16.800 --> 0:39:18.920
<v Speaker 3>Tonight? I don't know what I would have done if

0:39:18.920 --> 0:39:20.600
<v Speaker 3>that news was given to me on my show. Where

0:39:20.640 --> 0:39:21.920
<v Speaker 3>was I was off fair? I don't think I was.

0:39:21.960 --> 0:39:22.840
<v Speaker 3>I was on holidays.

0:39:23.000 --> 0:39:25.360
<v Speaker 1>I woke from a nap, yeah, like ten pm, and

0:39:25.400 --> 0:39:29.280
<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, that's a shame.

0:39:29.360 --> 0:39:31.840
<v Speaker 3>You really hoping you would have made it to one

0:39:31.920 --> 0:39:37.960
<v Speaker 3>hundred Dog to Night. Oh the memes were very harsh, though.

0:39:38.080 --> 0:39:39.839
<v Speaker 4>I know that was too same, wasn't it.

0:39:39.840 --> 0:39:43.040
<v Speaker 3>It were tiktoks and I made one and I got

0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:44.600
<v Speaker 3>hate for it and then I deleted it.

0:39:44.920 --> 0:39:46.319
<v Speaker 4>What did you make? What was your meme?

0:39:46.400 --> 0:39:48.920
<v Speaker 3>I spent three dollars on it. I bought it. I

0:39:48.960 --> 0:39:50.239
<v Speaker 3>bought an app to make it.

0:39:50.560 --> 0:39:51.880
<v Speaker 4>Why did you need an app to make.

0:39:53.280 --> 0:39:55.160
<v Speaker 3>The idea of maths has been brought on that holiday

0:39:55.760 --> 0:39:57.319
<v Speaker 3>because it was late at night, or we were in

0:39:57.360 --> 0:39:58.880
<v Speaker 3>an uber on the way to a restaurant or a

0:39:58.880 --> 0:40:01.919
<v Speaker 3>bar something. And I bought a fake Tinder profile making

0:40:01.960 --> 0:40:04.440
<v Speaker 3>app because I can't photoshop, oh shit, and I wanted to.

0:40:04.600 --> 0:40:06.360
<v Speaker 3>I made it, Liz. I think I still have it.

0:40:06.400 --> 0:40:10.520
<v Speaker 3>I'll find it for you, all right. Single interest of

0:40:10.560 --> 0:40:13.279
<v Speaker 3>walking my corkies and governing the Commonwealth.

0:40:13.440 --> 0:40:15.160
<v Speaker 4>Was that you, I swear I saw that memes, I

0:40:15.200 --> 0:40:15.440
<v Speaker 4>put it.

0:40:15.480 --> 0:40:17.560
<v Speaker 3>Up and then the octopus legs you listen to this podcast,

0:40:17.719 --> 0:40:20.440
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, people are quick and so cruel. This is

0:40:20.480 --> 0:40:21.480
<v Speaker 3>disgusting or something like that.

0:40:21.560 --> 0:40:23.239
<v Speaker 4>I deleted I realized that you made it.

0:40:24.280 --> 0:40:24.959
<v Speaker 10>Oh my god.

0:40:25.440 --> 0:40:27.680
<v Speaker 4>Do you know that TikToker Hannah West.

0:40:28.080 --> 0:40:29.520
<v Speaker 3>Does she do the school video?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, no, so she does all sorts of funny videos.

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<v Speaker 1>She's hilarious, so she A lot of her videos in

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<v Speaker 1>the past have been making fun of Prince Philip and

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<v Speaker 1>being like, why won't.

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<v Speaker 4>He just die?

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<v Speaker 1>And as soon as I heard the news, I was

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for her two cents because I knew she was

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<v Speaker 1>going to post something.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, turn the music off.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna play your Hannah's reaction to Prince Philip's death.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so funny.

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<v Speaker 3>A part of me.

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<v Speaker 6>Actually die, you know what I mean. I just sort

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<v Speaker 6>of wasn't expecting it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was expecting him.

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<v Speaker 6>To get a learned from his wife, who's also his

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<v Speaker 6>second cousin, but we're not gonna I think he watched

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<v Speaker 6>some of my tik toks and went right, that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck.

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<v Speaker 6>Also aside, may rest and he's dead. You know you

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<v Speaker 6>can't take although I'm pretty sure he's been dead for

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<v Speaker 6>a few months and.

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<v Speaker 3>He's been Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, let's get out of here.

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<v Speaker 3>Prest in peace. There's my name mech Elizabeth.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, very good, very good.

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<v Speaker 3>All right back next week sixty five five.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, thank you for Kate Langbrook for coming on. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>well done General on your court settlement.

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<v Speaker 3>She's all right. She sounded very frazzle.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah she did. That would have been that would have

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<v Speaker 4>been very nerve wracking for her.

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<v Speaker 3>You would have mustered up a lot of courage. We'll

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<v Speaker 3>see you next week. In the meantime, leave us a

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<v Speaker 4>faulty merche. That's what an incentive. Then, I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll see you then, mapp but up, we'll see you

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<v Speaker 3>to talk about that in the main show.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're not meant to You're not meant to know.

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<v Speaker 1>You are a glawd to talk about the Facebook group.

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<v Speaker 1>But you just need to know the secret code word

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<v Speaker 1>to get in. But yeah, this is a secret. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>even people mentioning in our reviews, excuse me. We make

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<v Speaker 1>it very clear you have to keep this segment of secret.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't want people to hear it because it's not

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<v Speaker 1>our best work. We're not proud of it. We just

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<v Speaker 1>talk shit aimlessly.

0:43:00.000 --> 0:43:02.439
<v Speaker 3>And we know you guys love it. But this isn't

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<v Speaker 3>the part we advertise. No, Commonwealth aren't buying into our

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<v Speaker 3>show for the drivel.

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<v Speaker 1>At the end, also we advertise that the podcast comes

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<v Speaker 1>out Monday, so the Sunday night release is technically secret

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<v Speaker 1>for like the loyal listeners want to get in early.

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<v Speaker 1>But all the you know, the Facebook pages and all

0:43:17.800 --> 0:43:20.600
<v Speaker 1>the descriptions and stuff on the podcast, I all say

0:43:20.719 --> 0:43:23.920
<v Speaker 1>new episodes every Monday, but you guys get it early.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe moder Dungar gash Kaka. Is he a bart?

0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:28.840
<v Speaker 3>Surely he is a bot.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta pre read this shit. Is there any other

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook reviews? I've got something next week, whether if there's

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<v Speaker 1>a number from me?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, you're not gonna let's come. So it's who's

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<v Speaker 4>is it his ex boyfriend?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'll read it. So I read the whole thing

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<v Speaker 3>out quickly?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, make it like you're on one point five

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<v Speaker 1>speed on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>It better be fucking quick.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. Best way to save your relationship in neetgrets all

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<v Speaker 3>the back fast. My boyfriend broke up with me two

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<v Speaker 3>months ago because he thought I was sitting on him

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<v Speaker 3>with the mail friend of mine. I tried to, like

0:43:55.000 --> 0:43:56.440
<v Speaker 3>could to explain to him, but playing to death is

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<v Speaker 3>I was emotionally devastated because I really really really loved

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<v Speaker 3>him and became very worried and need and help, help help.

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<v Speaker 3>As I was browsing through the internet, I came up

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<v Speaker 3>across a website that suggested doctor ober funcan can get

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<v Speaker 3>help X back fast and stop a divorce or break up.

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<v Speaker 3>Sent so one, so I felt I should give him

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<v Speaker 3>a try. I contacted him and told him my problems

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<v Speaker 3>and told him what he needed to do and what

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<v Speaker 3>I needed to do, and he did it and a

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<v Speaker 3>love spell for me. He made it. Fifteen hours later,

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<v Speaker 3>my boyfriend came back to me and apologized for the

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<v Speaker 3>wrongs and he promised to never do it again. Ever

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<v Speaker 3>since then, everything has turned back to normal. Me and

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<v Speaker 3>my boyfriend are loving, happy together, happily ever after. Thank

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<v Speaker 3>you doctor ober gunfan for saving my broken relationship and

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<v Speaker 3>brought my boyfriend back to me. If you have a problem,

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<v Speaker 3>contact him and I guarantee it will help you. He's

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<v Speaker 3>his contact.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you want to call it dtor oberfucking whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm to overfucking.

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<v Speaker 3>You're overfucking, aren't you at the moment? Oh god, ya,

0:44:36.640 --> 0:44:39.320
<v Speaker 3>don't get me sat on overfuck I had and I

0:44:39.360 --> 0:44:42.040
<v Speaker 3>were overfucking the other. Not he with it? Doctor oberfucking

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna call him?

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<v Speaker 10>What is that?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it actually that?

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<v Speaker 14>O B.

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<v Speaker 4>O D G B I E hang on, go again.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna do a background check.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, doctor og b E Yeah, I f U N.

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<v Speaker 3>I was really very quick.

0:44:59.719 --> 0:45:00.880
<v Speaker 4>I fucking I was close.

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<v Speaker 3>Obie fucking Kenobi. That's my dad, But I ask him

0:45:05.080 --> 0:45:08.040
<v Speaker 3>who his favorite? Oh, mate, I haven't seen it in years.

0:45:08.080 --> 0:45:10.440
<v Speaker 3>It's i'bi fucking Canobi.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, give this clinical.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't find much information about him on the internet,

0:45:16.680 --> 0:45:18.120
<v Speaker 1>so I feel like it might be a load of shit.

0:45:18.280 --> 0:45:20.200
<v Speaker 3>Okay, we're doing it on the on the in the

0:45:20.280 --> 0:45:23.799
<v Speaker 3>podcast studios, so we won't have to pay. Please. Two

0:45:23.960 --> 0:45:25.160
<v Speaker 3>what's plus two three four?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:45:27.040 --> 0:45:30.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, do that to a check zero one.

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<v Speaker 4>Plus two three four yeah, Nigeria.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh he's a prince.

0:45:36.400 --> 0:45:37.399
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if this is good.

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<v Speaker 3>Three nine a lot of nine.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, you're still calling?

0:45:41.160 --> 0:45:44.480
<v Speaker 3>Okay? Five nine three nine six eight seven nine.

0:45:44.560 --> 0:45:46.800
<v Speaker 1>I'll imagine if we get Channel nine at this studio,

0:45:46.840 --> 0:45:49.520
<v Speaker 1>you somehow expose us to hackers.

0:45:51.120 --> 0:45:52.000
<v Speaker 3>Please ring.

0:45:53.520 --> 0:45:56.640
<v Speaker 5>The number you called could not be reached. Please try

0:45:56.680 --> 0:45:57.800
<v Speaker 5>again in a few minutes.

0:45:58.200 --> 0:45:58.520
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:45:58.560 --> 0:46:01.520
<v Speaker 5>If after a number of attempts she was still unsuccessful,

0:46:02.000 --> 0:46:05.000
<v Speaker 5>please call one two two one for assistance.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel that doctor Obie fucking might not be open

0:46:08.600 --> 0:46:09.560
<v Speaker 4>for business.

0:46:11.920 --> 0:46:14.440
<v Speaker 3>You can also WhatsApp him.

0:46:14.680 --> 0:46:16.200
<v Speaker 4>Don't now have your number?

0:46:16.280 --> 0:46:17.400
<v Speaker 3>Also, love potion.

0:46:17.880 --> 0:46:20.399
<v Speaker 4>That's that's something I didn't even hear that part.

0:46:20.840 --> 0:46:22.880
<v Speaker 3>He said, me and my boyfriend were having issues, So

0:46:22.920 --> 0:46:29.319
<v Speaker 3>I approached doctor Obie fucking and imagine if that was

0:46:29.320 --> 0:46:31.800
<v Speaker 3>your doctor, doctor Obie, doctor Abie.

0:46:31.800 --> 0:46:35.320
<v Speaker 4>Fuckon, doctor Obie fucking we have a code rad.

0:46:35.280 --> 0:46:39.839
<v Speaker 3>Intensive carry room three. Oh you know, I was thinking

0:46:39.880 --> 0:46:43.680
<v Speaker 3>how Doctor Phil and Doctor Oz those daytime shows drecking there?

0:46:43.719 --> 0:46:46.040
<v Speaker 3>Anyone's gp surely not.

0:46:47.120 --> 0:46:49.279
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't just get into Doctor Phil. And then he's

0:46:49.320 --> 0:46:50.719
<v Speaker 1>like he has to knock off at midday to go

0:46:50.760 --> 0:46:51.400
<v Speaker 1>film a show.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody would have had to have started as a doctor.

0:46:55.040 --> 0:46:56.680
<v Speaker 1>But maybe they mean doctor is in like a doctor

0:46:56.680 --> 0:46:59.200
<v Speaker 1>of psychology. Although doctor Oz is an actual doctor. Doctor

0:46:59.200 --> 0:47:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Phil is not fucking you know, taking your temperature?

0:47:01.120 --> 0:47:01.840
<v Speaker 3>Or someone's calling?

0:47:02.400 --> 0:47:04.440
<v Speaker 4>Is it the Nigerian doctor? Fucking let's see?

0:47:05.840 --> 0:47:08.840
<v Speaker 3>M Hello is this the doctor?

0:47:10.440 --> 0:47:10.720
<v Speaker 5>Hello?

0:47:10.960 --> 0:47:12.160
<v Speaker 3>Sorry? Who are you calling for?

0:47:13.520 --> 0:47:14.759
<v Speaker 14>I'm calling about that?

0:47:15.320 --> 0:47:18.200
<v Speaker 2>It just said on me and I might have misheard

0:47:18.320 --> 0:47:20.359
<v Speaker 2>about who famous you've worked for?

0:47:20.640 --> 0:47:24.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, who have you worked for? I haven't actually

0:47:24.520 --> 0:47:27.239
<v Speaker 3>I worked at a strip club, but I kind of

0:47:27.360 --> 0:47:29.920
<v Speaker 3>traveled and Justin Bieber post.

0:47:29.640 --> 0:47:32.480
<v Speaker 10>Maloni and Jaden Smith, what do same? Bolt?

0:47:32.880 --> 0:47:37.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, have all come to your strip club? Well?

0:47:37.320 --> 0:47:37.839
<v Speaker 2>We can't.

0:47:38.000 --> 0:47:40.640
<v Speaker 14>Yes, justin bieber a New Fame bubble did.

0:47:40.760 --> 0:47:45.719
<v Speaker 7>And then I just because I was in that, just

0:47:45.719 --> 0:47:46.680
<v Speaker 7>because I was in that.

0:47:47.719 --> 0:47:50.160
<v Speaker 2>Kind of working environment, like the.

0:47:52.040 --> 0:47:54.480
<v Speaker 12>When the managers and stuff really felt highly a move

0:47:54.560 --> 0:47:57.160
<v Speaker 12>and they're taking you to the before and after parties

0:47:57.239 --> 0:47:59.840
<v Speaker 12>and like babers and Postmas clubs.

0:48:01.360 --> 0:48:04.160
<v Speaker 4>Oh oh my god, are you working on those nights

0:48:04.200 --> 0:48:08.000
<v Speaker 4>or no? Were you working on those nights or no?

0:48:08.960 --> 0:48:09.160
<v Speaker 14>Yeah?

0:48:09.200 --> 0:48:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah.

0:48:10.040 --> 0:48:11.440
<v Speaker 4>Where so you've met all these people?

0:48:12.239 --> 0:48:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah completely, so the baxt to their hotels

0:48:15.040 --> 0:48:16.880
<v Speaker 1>and things for you've got to give, like your life

0:48:17.080 --> 0:48:20.800
<v Speaker 1>and saying you thrown in and everything before you go

0:48:20.960 --> 0:48:21.440
<v Speaker 1>in there.

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<v Speaker 4>With a gentleman.

0:48:25.719 --> 0:48:29.279
<v Speaker 14>I you're saying Gold and Jaden Smith.

0:48:29.080 --> 0:48:33.239
<v Speaker 1>Were woll okay, interesting, Yeah, but the others weren't so

0:48:33.360 --> 0:48:34.680
<v Speaker 1>much or you didn't really deal with them much?

0:48:35.600 --> 0:48:36.480
<v Speaker 6>Oh no, no I did.

0:48:36.800 --> 0:48:37.200
<v Speaker 14>I did.

0:48:37.400 --> 0:48:38.680
<v Speaker 4>But were they pigs?

0:48:38.920 --> 0:48:39.080
<v Speaker 10>Oh?

0:48:39.520 --> 0:48:43.239
<v Speaker 1>I definitely couldn't say what they were doing that wasn't

0:48:43.360 --> 0:48:45.000
<v Speaker 1>genially fair enough.

0:48:45.239 --> 0:48:46.200
<v Speaker 4>Okay, interesting?

0:48:46.400 --> 0:48:47.200
<v Speaker 3>What was your name again?

0:48:47.239 --> 0:48:47.520
<v Speaker 4>Sorry?

0:48:48.680 --> 0:48:51.960
<v Speaker 14>Uh, I don't know if i'd wanted on the.

0:48:52.600 --> 0:48:54.319
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you can use a fake name.

0:48:55.360 --> 0:48:58.160
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'll go Glare because that was my stuper name.

0:48:58.200 --> 0:49:01.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, nice, nice, right, Okay, So your name's Blair?

0:49:03.680 --> 0:49:08.359
<v Speaker 3>Yes this, yeah, yeah, yeah, blah Blair. Yes, you've liked

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<v Speaker 3>the p.

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<v Speaker 1>I've wanted what did I?

0:49:13.560 --> 0:49:16.279
<v Speaker 2>We well done? What did I?

0:49:16.800 --> 0:49:17.120
<v Speaker 10>Sorry?

0:49:17.239 --> 0:49:20.040
<v Speaker 3>Turtle, we had nothing for her?

0:49:21.120 --> 0:49:21.160
<v Speaker 10>What?

0:49:21.440 --> 0:49:23.920
<v Speaker 1>I was fascinated by that? How dare you get rid

0:49:23.960 --> 0:49:26.200
<v Speaker 1>of Blair? That was the most interesting interview we've ever done?

0:49:27.120 --> 0:49:27.759
<v Speaker 3>Better than Kate.

0:49:28.800 --> 0:49:30.080
<v Speaker 4>Well, I do have a soft spot.

0:49:30.480 --> 0:49:30.960
<v Speaker 10>Do you know that?

0:49:31.239 --> 0:49:33.600
<v Speaker 3>That was so dramatic. No, we're not going to give her.

0:49:34.000 --> 0:49:36.359
<v Speaker 3>Oh she's calling back close the line. Did we give

0:49:36.360 --> 0:49:38.600
<v Speaker 3>her some red Rooster? I'll text you a number. You

0:49:38.640 --> 0:49:40.480
<v Speaker 3>give it to off, it'll text I'll answer it because

0:49:40.480 --> 0:49:43.560
<v Speaker 3>we have to explain it. I will, I will. Oh

0:49:43.640 --> 0:49:45.120
<v Speaker 3>my god, you were so funny. That's a joke we

0:49:45.160 --> 0:49:46.920
<v Speaker 3>do on the show where we go Sorry, title, we

0:49:47.160 --> 0:49:51.160
<v Speaker 3>just get rid of people. You were great? Oh sorry,

0:49:51.840 --> 0:49:53.920
<v Speaker 3>you've won a prize. We're going to give you some

0:49:54.080 --> 0:49:57.960
<v Speaker 3>We're gonna give you some free red Rooster. Yes, I'm

0:49:58.000 --> 0:49:58.520
<v Speaker 3>going to send you.

0:49:58.640 --> 0:49:59.880
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to send you a text now and then

0:49:59.880 --> 0:50:01.080
<v Speaker 4>you just send me you're in fro and we'll send

0:50:01.120 --> 0:50:01.400
<v Speaker 4>it out to you.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, okay, all right, okay, thank you so much.

0:50:09.200 --> 0:50:09.879
<v Speaker 4>Well that was fun.

0:50:10.880 --> 0:50:13.080
<v Speaker 3>God, the things that you do for love. Thank you

0:50:13.120 --> 0:50:14.720
<v Speaker 3>doctor overfucking he let us there.

0:50:16.800 --> 0:50:16.960
<v Speaker 5>Where?

0:50:17.000 --> 0:50:17.640
<v Speaker 4>Isn't this nice?

0:50:18.360 --> 0:50:18.640
<v Speaker 10>You know what?

0:50:18.880 --> 0:50:23.239
<v Speaker 1>As much as I love our contraceptive Diaphram Sam and

0:50:23.800 --> 0:50:25.440
<v Speaker 1>price keeper Jeneral, isn't it nice if the.

0:50:25.480 --> 0:50:27.600
<v Speaker 3>Two of us for once, back to where, back to

0:50:27.640 --> 0:50:28.279
<v Speaker 3>where we came from?

0:50:28.400 --> 0:50:30.320
<v Speaker 1>Yes, out of those clowns were part of the original

0:50:30.360 --> 0:50:32.320
<v Speaker 1>concept when we came up with the idea of the podcast.

0:50:32.480 --> 0:50:35.440
<v Speaker 3>No, this was eventually well, I liked the name Mitch Please.

0:50:35.640 --> 0:50:37.640
<v Speaker 3>Remember when we were thinking about doing a podcast and

0:50:37.680 --> 0:50:39.120
<v Speaker 3>I was like, let's call it Mitch Please.

0:50:39.280 --> 0:50:41.319
<v Speaker 4>And I said, okay, can you expand on the idea?

0:50:41.360 --> 0:50:43.680
<v Speaker 4>And he goes, no, just a name. I like, cry,

0:50:44.000 --> 0:50:44.800
<v Speaker 4>just what do we do on it?

0:50:46.360 --> 0:50:49.520
<v Speaker 3>This kind of feels like a very classic American movie.

0:50:50.000 --> 0:50:52.640
<v Speaker 3>Two parents, the kids have just gone to college, and

0:50:52.719 --> 0:50:55.040
<v Speaker 3>then they're like, ah, no.

0:50:55.160 --> 0:50:57.640
<v Speaker 4>We're like Dave and Julia Rafter and all everyone's left

0:50:57.680 --> 0:50:58.279
<v Speaker 4>the Yes.

0:50:58.200 --> 0:50:59.719
<v Speaker 3>That's what I mean, and the kids left. It's just

0:50:59.800 --> 0:51:01.160
<v Speaker 3>now and they have a glass of wine and they're

0:51:01.200 --> 0:51:04.439
<v Speaker 3>on the porch and they go, well, it's just us again.

0:51:05.239 --> 0:51:06.879
<v Speaker 3>Where is contraceptive Diaphram Sam.

0:51:06.960 --> 0:51:10.560
<v Speaker 1>He's vacation Queensland, Ah, but not for vacationing. He's doing

0:51:10.640 --> 0:51:11.759
<v Speaker 1>some shoot for the radio station.

0:51:12.080 --> 0:51:14.279
<v Speaker 4>He never stopped in a video shoot. He's not got

0:51:14.320 --> 0:51:18.880
<v Speaker 4>a gun. You know, it's got to clarify this current climate.

0:51:18.960 --> 0:51:20.359
<v Speaker 3>Hey, you did your TikTok thing this week?

0:51:21.000 --> 0:51:21.200
<v Speaker 14>Yes?

0:51:21.320 --> 0:51:23.040
<v Speaker 3>I did? Did you pose? We should post that for

0:51:23.280 --> 0:51:23.879
<v Speaker 3>a rounder stites?

0:51:23.880 --> 0:51:24.600
<v Speaker 4>It's on my Instagram.

0:51:24.680 --> 0:51:27.319
<v Speaker 1>My first ever attempt at stand up turns out because

0:51:27.320 --> 0:51:28.719
<v Speaker 1>they said you have to do like a five minute

0:51:28.760 --> 0:51:30.600
<v Speaker 1>set and if you get to five minutes, they start

0:51:30.640 --> 0:51:32.520
<v Speaker 1>flashing a torch at the back, which is your wrap up.

0:51:32.760 --> 0:51:34.560
<v Speaker 1>I was the only one that didn't get the wrap up.

0:51:34.600 --> 0:51:36.960
<v Speaker 1>I got like four minutes something but didn't quite get

0:51:37.000 --> 0:51:39.560
<v Speaker 1>to five. And turns out that five minutes is quite

0:51:39.600 --> 0:51:41.880
<v Speaker 1>easy to fill. I was really shooting myself.

0:51:41.880 --> 0:51:42.799
<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh my god, what am I going

0:51:42.840 --> 0:51:43.279
<v Speaker 4>to talk about?

0:51:43.280 --> 0:51:43.719
<v Speaker 3>How do I feel?

0:51:43.760 --> 0:51:44.240
<v Speaker 4>Five minutes?

0:51:44.560 --> 0:51:46.880
<v Speaker 1>I literally told one story, which you've already heard on

0:51:46.920 --> 0:51:50.720
<v Speaker 1>this podcast. So it was a Shrek grinded date, yes exactly,

0:51:52.000 --> 0:51:54.480
<v Speaker 1>And so yeah, I told that one and it was

0:51:55.520 --> 0:51:57.680
<v Speaker 1>to a room of only around ten people, but it

0:51:57.760 --> 0:52:00.359
<v Speaker 1>was going out two thousands on TikTok life and yeah,

0:52:00.360 --> 0:52:01.480
<v Speaker 1>first of a time doing stand up.

0:52:01.520 --> 0:52:03.040
<v Speaker 4>I didn't hate it. Actually I quite like it.

0:52:03.239 --> 0:52:05.400
<v Speaker 3>You got the most laughs, did I?

0:52:05.880 --> 0:52:07.120
<v Speaker 4>Yes, Oh that's good.

0:52:07.239 --> 0:52:09.120
<v Speaker 3>Now I was scream recording it, so I had to

0:52:09.160 --> 0:52:10.000
<v Speaker 3>send to you afterwards.

0:52:10.120 --> 0:52:10.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:52:10.320 --> 0:52:12.080
<v Speaker 3>What I forgot was that about two minutes in that

0:52:12.160 --> 0:52:14.360
<v Speaker 3>I was scream recording and then I had started to

0:52:14.400 --> 0:52:15.560
<v Speaker 3>attack people in the comments.

0:52:15.960 --> 0:52:16.920
<v Speaker 4>What were you attacking them for?

0:52:17.120 --> 0:52:17.840
<v Speaker 3>They were attacking you.

0:52:18.520 --> 0:52:19.680
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I don't want to know. I don't want to

0:52:19.680 --> 0:52:20.160
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to know.

0:52:20.320 --> 0:52:23.080
<v Speaker 1>No, there were kids, but they gave us advice, they said,

0:52:23.120 --> 0:52:25.520
<v Speaker 1>they said to us, we've done this once before in Melbourne,

0:52:25.520 --> 0:52:27.080
<v Speaker 1>and some of the comics had their phone with them

0:52:27.120 --> 0:52:28.680
<v Speaker 1>and they were reading the comments and reacting to it,

0:52:28.680 --> 0:52:30.360
<v Speaker 1>where our advice is leave your phone off stage and

0:52:30.400 --> 0:52:32.279
<v Speaker 1>don't think about it. So I was like, if they

0:52:32.320 --> 0:52:34.520
<v Speaker 1>have to tell us, then people must be a bit

0:52:34.600 --> 0:52:37.400
<v Speaker 1>brutal on those things, because it wasn't like on my

0:52:37.719 --> 0:52:40.080
<v Speaker 1>TikTok where it's my followers who know me. It was

0:52:40.120 --> 0:52:42.600
<v Speaker 1>going out to all these strangers. So yeah, I don't

0:52:42.640 --> 0:52:43.680
<v Speaker 1>want to know what they said. But what were you

0:52:43.760 --> 0:52:44.319
<v Speaker 1>saying back?

0:52:44.480 --> 0:52:47.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh? Someone someone said, oh I'm gay, and that's all

0:52:47.760 --> 0:52:50.160
<v Speaker 3>my sense of humor is blad blad, laugh about you.

0:52:50.280 --> 0:52:53.680
<v Speaker 3>So I replied, going congrats because it sounded like they

0:52:53.760 --> 0:52:56.239
<v Speaker 3>were announcing it and it's smart ass. And then I

0:52:56.719 --> 0:52:58.799
<v Speaker 3>said tragic and then I and then people were then

0:52:58.880 --> 0:53:00.360
<v Speaker 3>mocking me, and then it was a whole thing and

0:53:00.400 --> 0:53:02.680
<v Speaker 3>then someone said Mitch from Kisses there. I was coolly recognized,

0:53:03.000 --> 0:53:05.840
<v Speaker 3>and I said, Hi, how are you? The comments that

0:53:05.960 --> 0:53:07.560
<v Speaker 3>just go so quickly you can't see them?

0:53:07.640 --> 0:53:10.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the version I was sent didn't have comments. I don't, thankfully,

0:53:10.120 --> 0:53:12.520
<v Speaker 4>So what I don't know. Why't hurt? But they're kids

0:53:12.640 --> 0:53:15.080
<v Speaker 4>what we need to remember actually, like Jenny said, yeah.

0:53:14.880 --> 0:53:17.560
<v Speaker 3>They're babies. Anyway, you did very well.

0:53:17.600 --> 0:53:19.480
<v Speaker 1>I was very proud, and you know what, I had

0:53:19.520 --> 0:53:23.040
<v Speaker 1>a great night with your boyfriend. Hayden was my plus

0:53:23.160 --> 0:53:26.880
<v Speaker 1>one to that TikTok comedy event. About that, and I

0:53:27.000 --> 0:53:29.000
<v Speaker 1>don't is that the first time I've hung out one

0:53:29.040 --> 0:53:29.800
<v Speaker 1>on one with Hayden?

0:53:30.360 --> 0:53:30.800
<v Speaker 3>Probably?

0:53:30.920 --> 0:53:31.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's a hoot.

0:53:32.000 --> 0:53:33.680
<v Speaker 1>We're going to hang out again. We said that we're

0:53:33.680 --> 0:53:36.040
<v Speaker 1>going to go clubbing and stuff. It's been very fond

0:53:36.080 --> 0:53:39.720
<v Speaker 1>of Hayden's. That was nice to not have you there, Geez, thanks,

0:53:40.520 --> 0:53:42.560
<v Speaker 1>I could come Oh, no.

0:53:42.640 --> 0:53:44.400
<v Speaker 4>We wouldn't want to put you in that position. We

0:53:44.520 --> 0:53:46.440
<v Speaker 4>know you don't like clubbing. It's fine, we'll just go

0:53:46.560 --> 0:53:46.759
<v Speaker 4>to you.

0:53:47.640 --> 0:53:49.040
<v Speaker 3>You guys, you had a lot to do. You were

0:53:49.040 --> 0:53:50.399
<v Speaker 3>the start of the night, so I doubt you spent

0:53:50.480 --> 0:53:51.840
<v Speaker 3>there was much FaceTime.

0:53:51.960 --> 0:53:52.480
<v Speaker 4>There was plenty.

0:53:53.040 --> 0:53:53.799
<v Speaker 3>What did you talk about?

0:53:54.960 --> 0:53:57.879
<v Speaker 4>None of your business? What did you talk about girl

0:53:57.920 --> 0:54:01.600
<v Speaker 4>stuff with me? I'm sure you came up at some point.

0:54:02.560 --> 0:54:03.279
<v Speaker 3>That's very nice.

0:54:04.239 --> 0:54:06.799
<v Speaker 4>I can't remember why, but no, it wasn't much about

0:54:06.840 --> 0:54:07.080
<v Speaker 4>you know.

0:54:07.680 --> 0:54:07.960
<v Speaker 10>All right?

0:54:08.000 --> 0:54:10.680
<v Speaker 3>Well great. He also didn't reply to me for an

0:54:10.719 --> 0:54:12.759
<v Speaker 3>hour and I messaged you to say you did so well.

0:54:12.800 --> 0:54:14.319
<v Speaker 3>And I said, oh, you're still there with Hayden having

0:54:14.320 --> 0:54:15.719
<v Speaker 3>a drink. You went, no, I've been home for an hour.

0:54:15.880 --> 0:54:16.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he stayed.

0:54:16.840 --> 0:54:18.000
<v Speaker 1>I had to go home because I had to come

0:54:18.040 --> 0:54:20.960
<v Speaker 1>into fucking work at four am, and so I had

0:54:21.000 --> 0:54:22.680
<v Speaker 1>to leave early. And when I say earlier, I mean

0:54:22.880 --> 0:54:25.640
<v Speaker 1>ten pm, so it was hardly an early night. But yeah,

0:54:25.680 --> 0:54:26.560
<v Speaker 1>Hayden stayed there.

0:54:26.800 --> 0:54:27.480
<v Speaker 3>What was he doing?

0:54:29.000 --> 0:54:31.360
<v Speaker 4>I wasn't there. I couldn't tell you, it, replied to me.

0:54:31.600 --> 0:54:33.840
<v Speaker 3>He said there was no phone service like they streamed

0:54:33.880 --> 0:54:34.759
<v Speaker 3>a TikTok live.

0:54:35.000 --> 0:54:37.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. The phone service was quite fu I

0:54:37.400 --> 0:54:38.680
<v Speaker 1>had to walk out the front to get a new bar.

0:54:38.719 --> 0:54:39.840
<v Speaker 4>I couldn't get it. From the insight, I.

0:54:39.840 --> 0:54:42.120
<v Speaker 3>Sound like a toxic boyfriend. I wasn't. I was not

0:54:42.280 --> 0:54:45.920
<v Speaker 3>on fine my friends looking at him. I've got you

0:54:46.000 --> 0:54:48.200
<v Speaker 3>on there since when I do?

0:54:49.000 --> 0:54:50.800
<v Speaker 4>Can you track me on a bloody GPS?

0:54:51.840 --> 0:54:52.439
<v Speaker 3>I do it often.

0:54:52.560 --> 0:54:55.360
<v Speaker 4>I remember giving you that maybe entitlement good for you

0:54:55.480 --> 0:54:57.359
<v Speaker 4>and Nane? Yeah, no, it was great.

0:54:57.440 --> 0:54:59.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can get him on the podcast when I'm sick.

0:55:00.120 --> 0:55:00.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I could do that.

0:55:01.040 --> 0:55:05.279
<v Speaker 3>You wouldn't need to be You wouldn't would want to. Yeah,

0:55:05.640 --> 0:55:06.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm jealous.

0:55:07.440 --> 0:55:09.880
<v Speaker 4>Well, I also did invite you, I know, but.

0:55:09.880 --> 0:55:11.920
<v Speaker 3>I've got the radio show. I've got commitments.

0:55:12.360 --> 0:55:15.320
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Chuck is sticky. Do the migraine thing. You know

0:55:15.360 --> 0:55:16.480
<v Speaker 4>that you've got that up your sleeve.

0:55:16.680 --> 0:55:18.960
<v Speaker 3>I have never used it. I don't know. I don't exactly.

0:55:19.120 --> 0:55:22.000
<v Speaker 4>If I had it, i'd fucking nuse it all the time.

0:55:22.160 --> 0:55:25.200
<v Speaker 3>Do you know what I realized? I qualify for medicinal

0:55:25.520 --> 0:55:30.400
<v Speaker 3>cannabis cannabinoids. I was doing all the rea.

0:55:32.000 --> 0:55:33.480
<v Speaker 4>Canob we have to do it.

0:55:35.160 --> 0:55:38.520
<v Speaker 3>I did the research. It's not the flower, it's the oil.

0:55:39.200 --> 0:55:39.960
<v Speaker 3>What's the fun.

0:55:41.120 --> 0:55:42.640
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. You'll have to find out and get

0:55:42.640 --> 0:55:43.000
<v Speaker 4>back to me.

0:55:43.320 --> 0:55:45.600
<v Speaker 3>I could get some oil, yeah, bring it to us.

0:55:45.640 --> 0:55:47.160
<v Speaker 3>But I don't think there's any high in it. I

0:55:47.200 --> 0:55:48.800
<v Speaker 3>think it's purely to medicate.

0:55:49.040 --> 0:55:51.520
<v Speaker 4>Well, I feel like that wouldn't go astray either. I've

0:55:51.520 --> 0:55:53.359
<v Speaker 4>got you can do with chilling out.

0:55:53.480 --> 0:55:56.919
<v Speaker 3>I've got dog over fucking on the line, doctor Obi.

0:55:57.400 --> 0:55:59.520
<v Speaker 3>We need to get doctor Obie fucking on the air.

0:55:59.920 --> 0:56:03.280
<v Speaker 1>I firmly believe that doctor Obie fucking doesn't actually exist.

0:56:03.320 --> 0:56:03.920
<v Speaker 1>It's a scam.

0:56:04.200 --> 0:56:06.279
<v Speaker 3>I'm ringing one more time. I just want to see

0:56:06.280 --> 0:56:15.040
<v Speaker 3>if it rings. Oh that's different to last time. That's different.

0:56:19.600 --> 0:56:21.960
<v Speaker 3>Maybe this is a microphone feed to his operating theater

0:56:22.040 --> 0:56:24.840
<v Speaker 3>that he's in. That's someone's heartbeat.

0:56:25.680 --> 0:56:27.480
<v Speaker 4>I've got the wires cross. That's actually a heart one.

0:56:27.640 --> 0:56:30.400
<v Speaker 3>Or they're really unwell.

0:56:31.960 --> 0:56:33.520
<v Speaker 4>Oh they pick an hang and harmonized.

0:56:37.160 --> 0:56:38.239
<v Speaker 3>No, it's higher.

0:56:42.360 --> 0:56:44.600
<v Speaker 4>That was you just did the same note. That's not

0:56:44.640 --> 0:56:45.080
<v Speaker 4>a harmony.

0:56:47.440 --> 0:56:47.480
<v Speaker 10>No.

0:56:47.760 --> 0:56:50.120
<v Speaker 4>Harmony is when two different notes compliment each other.

0:56:50.920 --> 0:56:53.760
<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hello, Hey, who's speaking?

0:56:54.360 --> 0:56:54.600
<v Speaker 14>Hello?

0:56:55.320 --> 0:56:56.360
<v Speaker 3>Hello? Is this the doctor?

0:56:58.120 --> 0:56:58.239
<v Speaker 10>Hi?

0:56:58.320 --> 0:57:00.880
<v Speaker 3>Doctor Obie? What was your name? Sorry?

0:57:01.200 --> 0:57:04.839
<v Speaker 14>Talk over fucking that's a breath. Yeah, that's so grateful.

0:57:04.640 --> 0:57:08.000
<v Speaker 3>Talk overfucking I. Someone sent me your number to call

0:57:08.560 --> 0:57:09.439
<v Speaker 3>about a love potion?

0:57:11.920 --> 0:57:13.680
<v Speaker 14>Okay, okay, are you a weap up?

0:57:14.600 --> 0:57:14.880
<v Speaker 3>Sorry?

0:57:16.760 --> 0:57:18.520
<v Speaker 14>Are you as up? I?

0:57:18.760 --> 0:57:21.200
<v Speaker 3>I don't have what's opp No, but I can get

0:57:21.240 --> 0:57:22.480
<v Speaker 3>I prefer to talk on the phone.

0:57:24.160 --> 0:57:27.200
<v Speaker 14>Yes, okay, you know what you do. Jud wapp? Okay,

0:57:27.680 --> 0:57:28.720
<v Speaker 14>chat on rough apple kids?

0:57:29.480 --> 0:57:32.000
<v Speaker 3>But uh, with a love potion? Work on me? Because

0:57:32.040 --> 0:57:39.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm gay? You said was I'm I'm gay? So I'm homosexual.

0:57:39.160 --> 0:57:41.000
<v Speaker 3>I just want to make sure. Sorry, is that an

0:57:41.040 --> 0:57:41.880
<v Speaker 3>infant in the background?

0:57:43.640 --> 0:57:45.520
<v Speaker 14>Yeah? You phone?

0:57:46.600 --> 0:57:47.560
<v Speaker 3>Which iPhone do I have?

0:57:49.440 --> 0:57:51.520
<v Speaker 14>Yeah? Wish goat? Are you from wish? Oh?

0:57:51.720 --> 0:57:56.480
<v Speaker 3>Sorry? Sorry, I'm from Australia, Australia.

0:57:56.760 --> 0:57:59.400
<v Speaker 14>Okay, that is good. You know what you do jall

0:57:59.560 --> 0:58:01.720
<v Speaker 14>dot com so you can let's send you what's up chapter?

0:58:01.800 --> 0:58:02.400
<v Speaker 14>What's up? Okay?

0:58:02.640 --> 0:58:04.520
<v Speaker 3>Hold on, I'll just put my grandmother on right there.

0:58:05.440 --> 0:58:09.960
<v Speaker 14>She needs Yeah, Hello, that's okay. Are you hear me?

0:58:12.000 --> 0:58:12.120
<v Speaker 10>Here?

0:58:12.240 --> 0:58:15.000
<v Speaker 3>Is he in here? Doctor? This sacon?

0:58:16.360 --> 0:58:16.600
<v Speaker 14>Hello?

0:58:18.080 --> 0:58:20.960
<v Speaker 3>This is hello darling. This is DoD Wigan's calling.

0:58:22.000 --> 0:58:26.600
<v Speaker 14>Yeah, George, I'll say you okay, Jorge, try chat on

0:58:26.680 --> 0:58:27.080
<v Speaker 14>wors up?

0:58:27.080 --> 0:58:29.800
<v Speaker 3>Okay, what's what's app?

0:58:30.440 --> 0:58:30.920
<v Speaker 14>What's up?

0:58:31.040 --> 0:58:31.080
<v Speaker 10>What?

0:58:31.640 --> 0:58:31.800
<v Speaker 14>Yeah?

0:58:31.880 --> 0:58:32.360
<v Speaker 3>What's up?

0:58:32.600 --> 0:58:33.880
<v Speaker 14>You can spell your problems to me.

0:58:34.440 --> 0:58:35.479
<v Speaker 3>This is what's the app?

0:58:37.640 --> 0:58:38.280
<v Speaker 14>He said? Words?

0:58:38.640 --> 0:58:38.800
<v Speaker 4>Who?

0:58:40.960 --> 0:58:41.400
<v Speaker 3>What do you mean?

0:58:41.440 --> 0:58:42.240
<v Speaker 14>What you said?

0:58:42.280 --> 0:58:42.320
<v Speaker 10>What?

0:58:42.800 --> 0:58:45.040
<v Speaker 3>What is the app? Dolling, you're saying what app? Tell

0:58:45.080 --> 0:58:47.040
<v Speaker 3>me the name is the apps Wagon? Download the app?

0:58:49.360 --> 0:58:52.760
<v Speaker 14>Yeah, you're going to go to the place store, Joe, okay.

0:58:52.920 --> 0:58:54.000
<v Speaker 3>Green is it green?

0:58:54.080 --> 0:58:54.400
<v Speaker 11>Darling?

0:58:56.880 --> 0:58:59.080
<v Speaker 14>Just going to your place store and download the worst

0:58:59.160 --> 0:59:01.840
<v Speaker 14>app so you can message me on worsp test me

0:59:01.920 --> 0:59:02.440
<v Speaker 14>and works up?

0:59:02.720 --> 0:59:06.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh the ay the ab is called hot app.

0:59:08.160 --> 0:59:08.960
<v Speaker 14>Yeah, worp up?

0:59:09.000 --> 0:59:13.480
<v Speaker 3>What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? You findy doctor?

0:59:13.520 --> 0:59:15.680
<v Speaker 3>Overfucking tell me?

0:59:16.080 --> 0:59:18.520
<v Speaker 14>If you study, don't you work up? Just let me?

0:59:18.640 --> 0:59:20.800
<v Speaker 14>You just message me on what's up? O kid?

0:59:20.880 --> 0:59:23.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna put my grandson back on, Darling Golden.

0:59:23.800 --> 0:59:26.919
<v Speaker 14>Yeah, got to not to use what up? Don't worked

0:59:27.000 --> 0:59:27.880
<v Speaker 14>up on your food.

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<v Speaker 3>The bathroom noriesk? Hi mate? Sorry, that was my grand

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<v Speaker 3>She's like ninety three.

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<v Speaker 14>Your guy did no about to call me? Your gud

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<v Speaker 14>did aber to call me? That's direction about to call me?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so zero zero, one, one, two three, noble kid? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>And I just want you to tell me now will

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<v Speaker 3>the love potion work on me? I am gay.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, anything's good to work that for you. You're work home. Okay,

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<v Speaker 14>you're weak on gallo, so it works for gay men.

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<v Speaker 14>My name is dogged overfucking yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay doctor oberfucking Ober Ober fucking yeah, Josh, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you, buddy, this is a pleasure. Oh he's hung up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he really had enough of you after that.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, we found doctor Oberfucking guys, we've just found fuck

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<v Speaker 3>doctor gay. We got doctor Oberfuck.

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<v Speaker 4>That's how new medical.

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<v Speaker 1>If you head along to our Facebook page, look at

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<v Speaker 1>the reviews section. That's where you can get his number.

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<v Speaker 1>If you would also like to inquire to get an

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<v Speaker 1>appointment with doctor oberfucking.

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<v Speaker 3>He is open to gay couples.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're really at to fucking pan for that game.

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<v Speaker 3>Not say it. I wasn't given that out for free.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you think love potion is no Carothene?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, all right, thanks to doctor overfucking pleasure. That

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<v Speaker 3>was I can't believe he answered.

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<v Speaker 1>I really didn't think it was going to I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was gonna be a scammer. I still believe he is,

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<v Speaker 1>but he just happens to answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a child there.

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<v Speaker 4>I know that poor child, little Madison overfucking.

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<v Speaker 3>Madison. Oh the fucking you know that radio show and

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<v Speaker 3>kiss I adore it. It's got that Kyle and Jackie

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<v Speaker 3>Overfucking I bought a armar because I was fed up.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in a rental property, but you know how much

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<v Speaker 3>grass through is out in front of mine? You've been over.

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<v Speaker 3>I really need a mo.

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<v Speaker 4>Overfucking Oh god, I can't think of anything.

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<v Speaker 3>You got that ingrown Toba fucking fix.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even know the fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>Classic classic Christmas phrase from Santa Oh ho hoperfucking.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, how do you make bread? You need the dover?

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<v Speaker 3>Fucking What did the supernanny say to the catchphrase was no, no, noverfucking.

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<v Speaker 4>Just go with the flovera fucking I hate as were

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<v Speaker 4>so fucked go with the floverfucking what's George Chloe Clover?

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking what have you been doing to your skin? It's

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<v Speaker 1>got such a natural healthy gloverer Fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>What was j Loo's career before she was an actress?

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<v Speaker 3>So she was a hoberfucking hey j Lover fucking brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>I was really perplexed because I've booked this beautiful summer

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<v Speaker 1>getaway to Parish. I didn't realize there's no snowba fucking

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<v Speaker 1>in December.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, we better goover fucking.

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<v Speaker 4>We've really should should embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 3>That's hilarious, Thank you, doctor oberfucking We need to call

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<v Speaker 3>him again at some point. I want to see what

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<v Speaker 3>that love potion looks like.

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<v Speaker 4>Totally.

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<v Speaker 3>He could send it to us. What's the harm in WhatsApp?

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<v Speaker 3>You can't be hacked on WhatsApp?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, surely not.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll get producer grounds Kip Agenda to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Prize keep you Jenna now right, Okay, back next week

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<v Speaker 1>for sixty five.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a pleasure. Don't forget Endurant Idiots sixty fifth.

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<v Speaker 4>Shober fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh really said an all time will overfucking next week

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<v Speaker 3>sixty five. Endurant Idiots is the Facebook group, guys. It

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<v Speaker 3>is like a little family and there isn't a mintion.

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<v Speaker 3>It's people. They post, not only you know, quips or

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<v Speaker 3>little funny memes or things they've noticed on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>They post life problems and things that are happening in

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<v Speaker 3>their lives and with their relationships and their family. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>join it, Duran idiots. Search it on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought you were going to do another overfucker No,

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<v Speaker 4>I was the.

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<v Speaker 3>King, but I couldn't. And also I was talking about

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<v Speaker 3>people's family. Where did you ever that would be blober fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever happened to you learning the band Joba? Fuck genuinely,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever happened to that?

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<v Speaker 3>It collects dust.

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<v Speaker 4>It's still not in June.

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<v Speaker 9>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I did a couple of hours of training, right, But

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't have the brain power. I'm not. I

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<v Speaker 3>am not smart enough as a I cannot do my

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<v Speaker 3>brain cannot physically because you've got to do two hands

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<v Speaker 3>at once and multiple fingers at once.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's so I.

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<v Speaker 3>Could never be straight. Can't finger any girls. It's just

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<v Speaker 3>too hard.

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<v Speaker 4>You just have to let it go. But fucking yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>just go with the flowb fucking yeah, I think you've

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<v Speaker 4>out Grober. Fucking No, that doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't just put any o.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got to just be the Oh, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>mama to to know what're up. Make sure you tip

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<v Speaker 1>tober fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, sober fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Head along to our instagram at a couple of miches.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got lots of videos and faux Toba fuckings.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you end up going to the Easter show?

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<v Speaker 4>Fucking No, for fucking no, fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the best. Just nover. Fucking let's bring it up

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<v Speaker 3>with a country receptive diaphram from Sam and produce a

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<v Speaker 3>gen fuck price Keeper Jenna next week. Yeah, that's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be hard to remember, I know, right, Todd Prize Keeper Jenna. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>she's been great. I've had a lot of messages of

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<v Speaker 3>people going, we received it.

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<v Speaker 4>I know you're actually doing a job. Unlike you, you're

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<v Speaker 4>a bit too slow for fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go fucking. That's not even his name. He did

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<v Speaker 3>try to correct me.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't answer to it for the first few times,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, now I'm gonna have to fucking step in.

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<v Speaker 4>Here and let you know that that's not my name.

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<v Speaker 3>His eyes light up and figuratively speaking when when there

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<v Speaker 3>was an old lady to pray on.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, although, fucking.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go for fucking all right, back next week sixty five.

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<v Speaker 3>We love you all, thank you for listening, and we'll

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<v Speaker 3>see you in.

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<v Speaker 4>A worry about this show. It was fuck Thank you

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<v Speaker 4>for listening, guys. Good Bye.

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<v Speaker 3>A septic pat on the sentinal dificult st