WEBVTT - MINI: What LIE did you tell your kids? 🍿

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<v Speaker 1>So I discovered a new way. Actually it's not really

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<v Speaker 1>a new way. I don't know how I would describe this,

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<v Speaker 1>but basically I lied to my children on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to describe this.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm alive a new thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a liar.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is is, I think most parents have told

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<v Speaker 1>their kids a white lie to either get out of

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<v Speaker 1>doing something that they don't want to do, or to

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<v Speaker 1>try and just like soften the arguments or the debating

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<v Speaker 1>that happens when you've got little kids. If you have

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<v Speaker 1>lied to your children about something, give us call, let

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<v Speaker 1>us know what it is, because I need the affirmation

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm not a terrible parent. So on the weekend

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<v Speaker 1>where we are, it was torrential rain on Saturday, like

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<v Speaker 1>it was, it was absolutely bucketing down. And now the

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<v Speaker 1>kids have been desperate to go and see Majana Too

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<v Speaker 1>at the cinema.

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<v Speaker 2>Looks very good.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, great, Okay, Sunday, that's what is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be our rainy day activity. I'll take them

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<v Speaker 1>to the cinemas. So we booked in. We bought tickets

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<v Speaker 1>to Juana Too, had the time slot locked in. The

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<v Speaker 1>kids were so excited like they were absolutely pumped for it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Sunday rolled around and we woke up and

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<v Speaker 1>I opened the blinds and it was a beautiful day here,

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<v Speaker 1>one day, like it was absolutely pristine. The sun was out.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so hot, and Matt and I we had

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<v Speaker 1>this moment where we were like, the last thing I

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<v Speaker 1>want to do is go and sit in a cinema

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<v Speaker 1>on the only hot day that.

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<v Speaker 2>We've had in so long.

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<v Speaker 1>So we went downstairs and we told the kids, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>we're so sorry, but we can't go to the cinema today.

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<v Speaker 1>Emali and Laula obviously devastated, and we were like, the

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<v Speaker 1>cinemas are only open when it's raining, and they're closed

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<v Speaker 1>on hot days, so you have to do an outside

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<v Speaker 1>activity on a hot day. And tears gone instantly. They

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<v Speaker 1>were like, okay, mom, we get back and we went

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<v Speaker 1>to the beach. I spent the whole day at the beach,

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<v Speaker 1>and now I need to at some point tell my

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<v Speaker 1>kids that actually, the cinemas are open even when it's raining,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean sunny.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's an okay lie for now.

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<v Speaker 4>The problem is they're going to go to school and

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<v Speaker 4>they're gonna tell their friends that and their friends are

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<v Speaker 4>going to go. I'm calling bs. I go to the

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<v Speaker 4>cinema all the time when it's sunny, and I'll just

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<v Speaker 4>tell them. And you've got to double down, right, friends.

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<v Speaker 5>Wrong, It's all right, don't stress it. You've got to

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<v Speaker 5>make it through adulthood somehow. Why do you kids?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I mean there's got to be a benchmark

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<v Speaker 1>to it, right, There's a limit to how much you

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<v Speaker 1>can lie. We did have a few people right into

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<v Speaker 1>the text line. This one mom said that she told

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<v Speaker 1>her children that the eject button on the CD player

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<v Speaker 1>in the car was actually to eject.

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<v Speaker 2>Their seat if they were misbehaving.

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<v Speaker 5>Who put used to CDs? I don't believe that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that a CD. They probably don't anymore. They might

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<v Speaker 2>be older and the kids have grown up. But it

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<v Speaker 2>was like what they use.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, like that button if you're misbehaving, that eject

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<v Speaker 1>is not for the CD, it's for you.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going out of the car window.

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<v Speaker 4>You used to have cars that had the CD player

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<v Speaker 4>like under the seat and you could have like five

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<v Speaker 4>stuckers under.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, or Mitch's too young, Yeah, you're too young.

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<v Speaker 1>My mum always used to tell me that if you

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<v Speaker 1>put the car lights on when you were driving and

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<v Speaker 1>drove for any distance with the internal car lights on

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<v Speaker 1>at night time, it was illegal and we were get

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<v Speaker 1>pulled over by the police.

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<v Speaker 5>Georgie says, when the kids want to watch TV and

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want them to, a convince them that the

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<v Speaker 5>Wiggles are asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Fair, that's good. The Wiggles are is alive. I

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<v Speaker 2>think this is good.

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<v Speaker 4>Lottie Lotty said, I gas lit my kids into believing

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<v Speaker 4>their noses turned red every time they lie, but only

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<v Speaker 4>the adults can see it.

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<v Speaker 3>When you we the pool and it turns.

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<v Speaker 5>Back, it's fake.

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<v Speaker 2>Ren Sais.

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<v Speaker 5>I told my kid that there were ants that come

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<v Speaker 5>out from under his bed when it's dark, so he

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<v Speaker 5>doesn't get out of bed.

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<v Speaker 4>Nohow me, because you've got to be able to get

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<v Speaker 4>out of bed if you're scared or need to.

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<v Speaker 2>We Yeah, and you also can't like traumatize your children.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, Amy's given us a call. Hey, Amy, what do

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<v Speaker 5>you tell your kids?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi?

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<v Speaker 2>There.

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<v Speaker 4>I tell my kids that if they eat boggers will

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<v Speaker 4>take them to the hospital and the doctor will have

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<v Speaker 4>to take their.

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<v Speaker 2>Boogers out by surgery. That's also traumatizing.

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<v Speaker 4>There's something disgusting about thinking about someone eating boggers, isn't

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<v Speaker 4>there No, it's a little bit of a snatch, like

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<v Speaker 4>they don't They also think it tastes good, like it's

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<v Speaker 4>just what kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Some kids do. They're like, it's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what what My oldest has just started doing.

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<v Speaker 1>She she came into the bedroom the other morning and

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, hey, Mommy, I just put this in

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<v Speaker 1>the glass.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a glass cup next to sink. She's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just putting this in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Glass cup and I was like, what is it? And

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<v Speaker 1>she goes, Oh, it's my scab. I've been collecting that.

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<v Speaker 1>She got four scabs. There was four scabs in the

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<v Speaker 1>glasscar next to the sink.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes kids a gross.

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<v Speaker 5>She needs to see someone because that's that. Jeffrey Dahmer

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<v Speaker 5>started doing it, and he starts collecting scabs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think roadkill.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, very different?

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<v Speaker 2>Is fine?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>Next on the show, Yeah, next on the show. Speaking

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<v Speaker 3>of disgusting, my fiance and Ben.

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<v Speaker 4>Has been encouraged to do a pretty wild thing to

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<v Speaker 4>help treat an injury. I have not heard of this

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<v Speaker 4>before in my life, and I think you're going to

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<v Speaker 4>be just as shocked all right after

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<v Speaker 1>This on the pickup