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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so proxy dumping something that you'll hear a little

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Speaker 2: bit more about it in the podcast, which is when

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Speaker 2: as a kid you used to send somebody to go

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Speaker 2: and do the dumping on your behalf.

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Speaker 3: We've all done it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah interrupt, He's look, he's got a bit of ground

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Speaker 4: to cover here because he proxy dumped and it was

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Speaker 4: Savage came.

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Speaker 3: For me live on the show. You're here it in

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Speaker 3: this podcast.

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Speaker 5: I was just telling a story of a young thirteen

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Speaker 5: year old boy and love who is his heart broken

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Speaker 5: and got his sweet sweet revenge.

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Speaker 3: But you, you know.

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Speaker 5: You've then figured out that this is actually a pretty

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Speaker 5: normal thing a lot of people go through in high

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Speaker 5: school or primary school.

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Speaker 6: To be proxy dumped.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I feel like the problem was Joel that,

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Speaker 2: as we've discussed, she didn't proxy dump you, so she

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Speaker 2: just goes up to you the tape, will hear that

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Speaker 2: she just walked up to you on the basketball court.

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Speaker 2: She dumped you, kurd Is responsibly morally and then you

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Speaker 2: and then you.

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Speaker 6: Just dumped her on behalf of a guy called Brendan.

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Speaker 5: Two weeks later, Well, no, hang on, because on air,

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Speaker 5: I didn't tell the story properly because.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you.

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Speaker 5: She proxy dumped me first. That's the reason I did it.

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Speaker 5: Delse l Wang met me on the basketball courts. Wang Wang,

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Speaker 5: she exists a friend of mine.

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Speaker 3: From high school.

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Speaker 7: But if we knew all the facts of the story,

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Speaker 7: we wouldn't have come for you on air. But the

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Speaker 7: story you told made it seem like she did the

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Speaker 7: earnest thing of dumping you in person, and then you

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Speaker 7: dumped her on behalf of Brandon, which made you look

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Speaker 7: like a dog.

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Speaker 5: She went out with my best mate like, it's pretty evil. Yeah, yeah, look,

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Speaker 5: not that evil, I suppose, but that's pretty evil.

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Speaker 2: Look, I think we all agree proxy dumpings are a thing.

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Speaker 2: You don't need to defend it.

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Speaker 6: Do you?

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Speaker 3: Guys? Ever get proxy dumped? I think I did.

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Speaker 7: I got was probably dump. I got proxy asked out

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Speaker 7: and then proxy dumped. My girlfriend's best friend asked me,

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Speaker 7: I everyone to join her on the walk home, which

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Speaker 7: is always a worry when the best friend is saying, hey,

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Speaker 7: can we go for what got something to talk to

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Speaker 7: you about?

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Speaker 3: And then yeah, that was a dumping.

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Speaker 2: That was a dumping, particularly when you don't talk to

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Speaker 2: them like often you don't talk to the best friend

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Speaker 2: at all, You've got nothing to do with them, and

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Speaker 2: all of a sudden, like, hey, can I just can

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Speaker 2: I talk to you?

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Speaker 7: For a day, I saw it coming. I got too

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Speaker 7: nervous to talk to my girlfriends. So we got along

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Speaker 3: This is cat. So we got we were like.

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Speaker 7: Really good friends. And then because we got along, Sowell,

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Speaker 7: we went out together. And then as soon as we

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Speaker 3: Like why won't you.

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Speaker 6: Talk to The reason I liked you is because yes.

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Speaker 7: And I was got too nervous and I couldn't. I

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Speaker 5: Later, proxy dumping has to kind of do everything for

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Speaker 3: I know I was too.

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Speaker 5: Woulds like, You're at the cinema and you're dating this girl, yeah, thirteen,

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Speaker 5: it's just literally going to the movies. Yeah, and the

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Speaker 5: you guys hold hands, yes, your hands together, and you're like.

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Speaker 3: Holy cramp, this is wild yees.

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Speaker 7: Totally sweaty palms and really sweaty hands.

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Speaker 3: Be worried about your sweaty hands.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh god, there like he wasn't nervous that you smoke, bastard.

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, one hundred percent. I'm just reliving it right now.

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Speaker 2: It was just a really strange setup that you're right,

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Speaker 2: you've got You're sitting there. Everyone knows that you haven't

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Speaker 6: They're getting, they're getting. That's what used to go getting

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Speaker 3: Like, it's just so strange.

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Speaker 7: Used kisses for ages as well. Yeah, like we just kissed.

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Speaker 7: Literally Titanics.

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Speaker 2: You draw bread and you'll be like, god, that was good,

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Speaker 3: You're so tired, your matth try.

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Speaker 2: That was an extraordinary said, and then you just leave

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Speaker 6: You're walking, you're walking.

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Speaker 2: Five centimeters to all I can float home. Yeah, well

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Speaker 2: you could definitely float home. Yeah, absolutely, given that you

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Speaker 2: needed to take a piss so badly. Yeah, you never

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Speaker 6: Yes, we have.

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Speaker 3: A concern that you're getting it.

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Speaker 7: I don't want to get dirty here, but we have

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Speaker 7: a concern that you got a little bit excited as well.

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Speaker 7: Obviously you're not going to that area when you're doing

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Speaker 7: a bit of movement downstairs as well, won't you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we start the podcast.

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Speaker 3: To get dirty there movement there and you were like,

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Speaker 3: blood is in your experience.

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Speaker 6: I think we're I think.

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Speaker 3: God Broxie Dumpty the Proxy erection.

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Speaker 6: Woods Gee Whiz.

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Speaker 2: Tonight is the big night as the Bachelorette returns and

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Speaker 2: we have got the lady in waiting, joins us on

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Speaker 2: the phone right now in brook Burton on next test.

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Speaker 1: Is probably the most sought after woman.

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Speaker 2: In Australia today and that's because she's our newest bachelorette

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Speaker 2: and my.

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Speaker 1: Goodness, what a choice.

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Speaker 8: She is breaking the mold of what we've come to

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Speaker 8: expect on the famous dating show.

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Speaker 2: She's the first indigenous bachelorette ever, and she's the first

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Speaker 2: openly bisexual bachelorette too.

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Speaker 7: So lineup, guys and girls, this gorgeous woman is looking

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Speaker 7: for love. Please welcome to the show the new bachelorette,

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Speaker 7: Rock Burton.

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Speaker 1: Welcome, Broke.

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Speaker 9: Hello guys, afternoon's pleasure to have you on the show, mate.

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Speaker 6: How are you feeling about tonight? Are you nervous? Are

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Speaker 6: you gonna watch it?

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Speaker 9: I'm so excited. I actually just can't work. We're a

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Speaker 9: bit behind here in pers but yeah, I'll definitely be

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Speaker 9: trying to stream in Sydney time.

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Speaker 3: Huge.

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Speaker 7: Well, there's no spoilers for you, though, Brook, because obviously

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Speaker 7: you know who you don't give a roaster.

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Speaker 3: And you know who wins. But it turns out Brook,

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Speaker 3: but so does the tab uh sexy landscaper David. David

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Speaker 3: is a dollar fifty favorite. Wow, Brook, what's the story there?

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Speaker 9: I don't know how accurate?

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Speaker 10: Is sports there?

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Speaker 3: Interesting? So I'll move on to the next question.

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Speaker 7: Then, yes, because obviously you're in a hard position there,

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Speaker 7: but someone out there is very confident that David does win.

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Speaker 2: Are you going to be watching with I was gonna

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Speaker 2: say David, but we don't know whether it's David or not.

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Speaker 2: Are you gonna be Are you going to be watching

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Speaker 2: with your your chosen squeeze there Brook?

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Speaker 6: Are you guys still in.

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Speaker 2: Double Agent style lock down where you can't see each

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Speaker 2: other apart from when you walk past each other anonymously

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Speaker 6: Other a hand.

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Speaker 9: We're all sort of lockdown at the moment with regardless

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Speaker 9: like who I've chosen at them, obviously, I wouldn't be

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Speaker 9: generally even at finale. It's just too risky.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 9: So I am watching with good friends at my local

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Speaker 9: rugby club, my family as well, so they're really excited

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Speaker 3: That is nice.

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Speaker 7: Have you spoken to again the person that you've chosen

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Speaker 7: about some of the things that they're going to see

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Speaker 7: on this season? Like obviously you're going to hook up

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Speaker 7: with other people. Have you given them a warning?

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Speaker 3: Like have you said to him like jis, don't watch

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Speaker 7: I really give it to Conrad the carpenter from Victoria

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Speaker 7: Conrad the car.

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Speaker 11: Oh good, I guess.

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Speaker 9: I'm sure they've already know what's happened, and I guess

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Speaker 9: what's unfolded. I feel like, you know, everyone talks with

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Speaker 3: Just not what we wanted to hear.

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Speaker 6: But we wanted to drama. We wanted a bit of drama.

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Speaker 2: And of course, I mean this, this season of The

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Speaker 2: Bachelorette is the first season which is going to be bisexual,

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Speaker 2: so both sex is going to be involved in the

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Speaker 6: Your Heart, Brooks. So it's going to be interesting.

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Speaker 2: Because I actually read that you've chosen the code name

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Speaker 2: for the winner as John in your phone.

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Speaker 9: It was like such a joke because I was on

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Speaker 9: carl and Jackie O and like, what's the what's the

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Speaker 9: name of the person? Honestly, that's the only thing that

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Speaker 9: like a little note. Okay, okay, yeah, you guys got

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Speaker 2: Damn it, Carlin Jack's sloppy seconds there and even then

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Speaker 2: you're going to have fun with the code name. Surely

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Speaker 2: you're going to have fun with the code name, and

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Speaker 2: you know, call them the speca legal or something like that.

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Speaker 2: You know that's better than John or even just something

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Speaker 2: a bit sexy or it was obviously just a very

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Speaker 2: scent that it might be a woman as well.

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Speaker 6: I mean, jeez, speculation is rife.

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Speaker 2: I've actually got a bloody interesting question for you, Brook

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Speaker 2: right up next, actually about the fact there are guys

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Speaker 2: and girls in the house, so please stay with us

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Speaker 2: if you can, and got more with Brook Blurton right

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Speaker 2: up next to The Bachelorette premieres tonight seven thirty on

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Speaker 2: Channel ten.

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Speaker 6: You let's did it well the money?

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Speaker 2: We've got Brooke Blurton, the Bachelorette who joins us right now.

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Speaker 2: The Bachelor obviously premierres tonight seven thirty on Channel ten.

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Speaker 2: Brook Woods and I were talking before, so guys and

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Speaker 2: girls in the house this season, given that you're bisexual,

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Speaker 2: is there any concern from you that the contestants themselves

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Speaker 2: might might hook up along the way.

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Speaker 9: I think that's everyone's question right now.

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Speaker 9: Look, I'm just going to give you, like a very

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Speaker 2: I know you're sitting there with Shaney from General ten,

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Speaker 6: But what surely there's something going on.

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Speaker 9: Look honestly feel like of everyone's assumption, and I think,

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Speaker 10: You know, I don't just walk down the.

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Speaker 2: I don't I don't think we're over sexualizing bisexuals necessarily.

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Speaker 7: Because males and females are there so naturally and they're

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Speaker 3: Straight, all the conditions straight Brook.

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Speaker 9: Well, all the guys obviously were straight.

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Speaker 7: Yes, sorry, of course, of course you wouldn't throw a

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Speaker 7: difficult for you. Right, I've got to turn Steve from

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Speaker 9: I don't know what happens on these futty trips.

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Speaker 3: For Yeah, that's very true. Way it turned on us.

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Speaker 9: I don't think honestly, like I it wasn't actually a

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: I thought that's because that's where the confusion was for me.

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Speaker 3: You know, I had some.

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Speaker 2: Drama and then you know, they're like, all right, George,

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Speaker 2: it's your turn to have a date with Brooke and

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Speaker 6: Just shacked up with Sarah last night. I'm off. But

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Speaker 9: No, No, like you and I think I didn't see,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, at the end of the day, they are into you.

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Speaker 3: Contestants and not just getting rid of all the dudes

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Speaker 9: First, Yeah, I look I went off connection.

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Speaker 2: Really, Oh geez, Brook, you're playing you are playing the

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Speaker 6: Here, which is totally fine. That's what this is all about.

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Speaker 6: She's well put together, Brooke Blurton.

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Speaker 2: She's hard to get one passed, although eventually there is

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Speaker 2: someone who sneaks past her defenses and grabs her heart.

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Speaker 2: You are with the person, I assume Brook at the

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Speaker 2: end of the day, still happily.

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Speaker 9: Yes, yeah, I'm very happy, guys.

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Speaker 6: Okay, great, so yeah, you hit me up.

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Speaker 9: At finale and I'll tell you, guys at all, thank you.

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Speaker 6: So much after we've seen it. Very good of you.

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Speaker 3: Very good.

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Speaker 2: Premiere tonight seven thirty on Channel ten. Brook, thank you

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Speaker 2: so much for joining us.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember the moment you had your heart broken

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Speaker 2: at school? I'd love to hear from you guys right

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Speaker 2: now on Willing Woody. And look what the reason we're

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Speaker 2: asking this is because yesterday we had my primary school crush,

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Speaker 2: Arleen on the show, and like it was just a

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Speaker 6: But still so we were discussing the fact.

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Speaker 2: That you know, she and I never really you know,

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Speaker 2: You've still always got a level of affection for the

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Speaker 3: On you remember those just initial emotions that you had.

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Speaker 2: It's the first bit of war that you have. And

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Speaker 2: on Instagram, Will and Woody. You can see me like,

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Speaker 2: I take my jumper off instantly. Yeah, it's just totally

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Speaker 2: And then I was reminded of the fact that any

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Speaker 2: communication between the two of us was silenced after we

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Speaker 2: left school because you did a music video with her.

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Speaker 6: She's a singer. Her name's Arleen's Elena. She had a

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Speaker 2: She did this cover of Drake Going Home.

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Speaker 3: I have an amazing voice. Go and look her up

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Speaker 3: actually Arlen's land dot com.

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Speaker 6: Absolutely so you played the love interest in the video clip.

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Speaker 7: You suggested to her that I should play the love interest.

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Speaker 7: And I just say, because you were still communicating with her, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: and you said, I've got to make Woody, who'd be

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Speaker 7: great to be in your music video?

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Speaker 3: Yes, you don't know what the role was though.

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Speaker 2: No, I wasn't fully across what the role was. And

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Speaker 2: certainly when I sent you in to go and do

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Speaker 2: the music video. I didn't expect that you'd be making

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Speaker 6: Here's how that moment played out on it.

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Speaker 12: Oh, I.

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Speaker 2: Go and do a cover of a Drake song and

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Speaker 2: I see Woody like the day after, and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 6: The music video woods And he just said, oh, no, man,

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Speaker 6: it was really good. Actually we just made out vigorously

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Speaker 2: And if you go and watch the video on Will

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Speaker 2: and Woody, if you go and watch the video on

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody, you'll see that Woodi's come straight from

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Speaker 2: stereo sonic.

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Speaker 13: You know.

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Speaker 6: You said there's a.

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Speaker 2: Leg grab in there, which you know, I don't think

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Speaker 3: Camera zoomed in and it was it was a move.

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Speaker 3: It was a take. This is the thigh grab. And

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Speaker 3: then I think we didn't do one take. I think

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Speaker 3: it was only one take.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, one take kiss at one take kiss.

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Speaker 2: But I felt a little bit like Ralph from The

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Speaker 2: least it doesn't like him anymore. And Bart replays the

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Speaker 1: You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips

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Speaker 2: Now, ah god, I mean, it's just it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 6: It's ridiculous, and.

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Speaker 2: It's so funny to think that, you know, however old

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Speaker 2: we are. Now she's my primary school crush, like I

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Speaker 7: Totally, that was the girl, because the child and you

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Speaker 2: Yes, but we're transporting people back to high school to

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Speaker 3: Kell, Hey, what happened to you in school? What was

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Speaker 14: So this was my.

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Speaker 15: First year of high school, so cool aperal queens unctually

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Speaker 9: We actually have like these organizers in school where it's

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Speaker 9: like you've just put it what you're gonna do throughout

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Speaker 9: the week, and he's like, oh, do you want.

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Speaker 8: To read mine?

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Speaker 9: And he wrote on the day today, I'm gonna dub Kelly.

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Speaker 7: Oh no, oh my god, you wouldn't forget that one.

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Speaker 2: All right, we're going to take more of these up next.

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Speaker 2: Anyone who six five? Do you remember the moment you

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Speaker 2: had your heart broken in school? Don't everyone who six

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Speaker 2: fives and phone number? I love to hear from you guys.

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Speaker 2: Up next, Willards. Yes, so on the show was revealed

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Speaker 2: that you made out with my primary school crushing the

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Speaker 2: music video. Yes, going to see that. Headl on to

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Speaker 2: will and wood in an interesting kit. You're either cooking

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Speaker 2: damper or selling illegal handbags. Yeah, that Flenny you've got

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a mixed look, isn't it. It's a country

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Speaker 7: look with speed dealer sunglasses.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I was confused at that stage of mama, very confused.

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Speaker 7: If you want to see that, Yeah, go to our

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Speaker 7: instagram William Woody green arm signs of Sonnies. That was

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Speaker 7: never in, but I thought it was.

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Speaker 6: But you still got a kiss.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're still broke my little primary school heart.

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Speaker 6: And that's all we're talking about right now. Thirty one

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Speaker 2: Do you remember that you had your the day that

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Speaker 6: We've got Alisha's called Alisha, talk to the boys.

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Speaker 13: What's up, hey, guys here going good night?

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Speaker 6: You're in year four?

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Speaker 3: Is that right?

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Speaker 13: I was in here four. I've been going out with

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Speaker 6: The morning of the dance party was huge.

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Speaker 13: Broke up with me and I ran to the toilet's crying. Oh,

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Speaker 13: and he got some of my girlfriends to come up

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Speaker 13: to me into the toilet and say, if you come out,

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Speaker 13: Tom like he'll go back up with you for the

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Speaker 6: So went there.

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Speaker 13: He was standing there with like twenty guys and was like,

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Speaker 6: Oh that God, Alisha.

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Speaker 13: I know we're Facebook friends now as well.

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Speaker 6: What are your face friends?

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Speaker 2: Give us that details, give us his details.

449
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Speaker 6: We've got to We've got to chase him down. I

450
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Speaker 6: love for evident justice on the show That is wild.

451
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Speaker 7: Let's go to Jack God as if it gets worse

452
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Speaker 7: than that, We've got Jack here. Jack, this happened to

453
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Speaker 7: you in year six, good man, jacko tell us tell

454
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Speaker 7: us that year six.

455
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Speaker 16: Yeah, so I had a girl named Natalie bong line. Natalie,

456
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Speaker 16: we dated?

457
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Speaker 6: Sorry, was that bon eyed or or blonde eyed?

458
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Speaker 16: A bon eye bon eyes eyes?

459
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Speaker 6: Oh right right?

460
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Speaker 16: Half way? For a year six we dated and on

461
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Speaker 16: the last day of school she broke up with me

462
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Speaker 16: at the dance party.

463
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Speaker 7: Probably because you were calling a bung eye Susan or

464
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Speaker 7: whatever you said before, Jack, I mean you probably deserved

465
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Speaker 7: that one.

466
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Speaker 3: Let's go to jazz here, jazz one of six five jazz.

467
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Speaker 3: What happened to you in year seven?

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Speaker 10: Hello, guys, love the show.

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Speaker 6: Thank you jazz, Thanks jazz.

470
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Speaker 2: Not ordinarily it's all above board here, but occasionally.

471
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Speaker 6: To another.

472
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Speaker 3: Did not expect.

473
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Speaker 6: Non he saw about coming carry on jazz? Getting your

474
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Speaker 6: heart broken? Its cool?

475
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Speaker 2: Yes.

476
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Speaker 10: So when I was in New seven, me and my

477
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,879
Speaker 10: friend were together for about two years and his best

478
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Speaker 10: mate told him, I'm going to dare you to break

479
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 10: up with your girlfriend, and he did it, and I

480
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Speaker 10: was devastated.

481
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Speaker 3: Oh for a day, he got dared.

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Speaker 7: How can I just say that, I mean, das had

483
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Speaker 7: a pretty high currency in primary school. I didn't want

484
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Speaker 7: to be the one to back down to the day.

485
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Speaker 3: Yeah, just the same that. Yeah, go on, Jess.

486
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Speaker 10: Actually we're actually together.

487
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Speaker 7: Now I wonder what happened if we got him and

488
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,959
Speaker 7: dared him to break up with you anything.

489
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Speaker 6: For now, I actually love to get him on the

490
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Speaker 6: as well. Jesus Good, I'd love to.

491
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Speaker 2: Day to break up with your girlfriend, Jazz. Now I

492
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Speaker 2: know a button bush and Joel's got one of those.

493
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Speaker 2: Here we go piped up before.

494
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Speaker 5: Yeah, Joel boys back in the summer.

495
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Speaker 6: I know.

496
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,359
Speaker 5: It was the winter of two thousand and one. I

497
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 5: remember it like it was yesterday. I was dating my

498
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 5: dream girl at the time, and name was the Linkeryislavin.

499
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,439
Speaker 5: She was the best looking girl at school and she

500
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Speaker 5: decided to date me for two whole months, and then

501
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 5: she dumped me on the basketball courts in front of

502
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Speaker 5: all of my friends and started to date my best mates.

503
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Speaker 7: Oh can I ask Joel, at this stage of your life,

504
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 7: did you have the frosted tips and the book a

505
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 7: pooka shells around your egg?

506
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Speaker 5: Of course I did. It was the two thousands. It

507
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,120
Speaker 5: was a crazy time, but I got it. I got

508
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Speaker 5: my revenge.

509
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Speaker 12: Oh.

510
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Speaker 5: She started to date Brendan, and then Brendan had enough

511
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Speaker 5: and said I think I'll dump her, and then he

512
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,400
Speaker 5: let me dump her.

513
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Speaker 3: For him, So it came full circle.

514
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Speaker 7: That is bizarrely voyeuristic that you dumped her on behalf

515
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Speaker 7: of Brendan.

516
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Speaker 3: She dumped me first, so.

517
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Speaker 2: You dumped her on behalf of another guy?

518
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Speaker 3: You freak?

519
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Speaker 6: What do you mean? So you went out? What did

520
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Speaker 6: you say?

521
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Speaker 13: My heart?

522
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 6: What did you say to her?

523
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,679
Speaker 5: I said, Brendan doesn't want to date you anymore?

524
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,120
Speaker 3: Sucked in?

525
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 6: Dog? God?

526
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:09,880
Speaker 2: Children?

527
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Speaker 6: You have got children? Yea?

528
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 2: At the time, yea, she is. I mean kids are savage.

529
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Speaker 2: That's all we're learning here. It's a dog eat dog.

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Speaker 7: Well, we got justin here and now justin you got dumped.

531
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Speaker 7: Oh you had your heart broken? Tell us about it, justin.

532
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Speaker 17: Yeah, I got dumped by my mother and brother, which

533
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:31,719
Speaker 17: was fantastic.

534
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Speaker 3: What do you mean.

535
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 17: I was in year seven or just going into year seven,

536
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Speaker 17: and my girlfriend at the time was in grade six.

537
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Speaker 17: We've been in contact all through the holiday period and

538
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:47,200
Speaker 17: we started back at school. Unbeknownst to me, she dumped

539
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 17: me via my brother, and instead of telling me, he

540
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Speaker 17: told my mother. Ah, we get to Valentine's Day and

541
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Speaker 17: I do a nice little card and and leave the

542
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,399
Speaker 17: front door step. And then you get home and my

543
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 17: mother tells me you're actually dumped a week ago.

544
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,160
Speaker 6: What's with these foxy dumpings? I left it for a week?

545
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 6: What mother leaves it for a week till Valentine's Day?

546
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 7: Wait till he writes the car and then goes, now

547
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 7: it's a good time to tell him she doesn't go

548
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:20,680
Speaker 7: out with you.

549
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Speaker 2: I just can't believe all these people are getting the

550
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:24,880
Speaker 2: other people.

551
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 6: To do their journey work for him. He gets, Oh

552
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 6: my god, Joel, I thought you were bad. You did

553
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 6: the dumping for Brendan. That guy got his mom to

554
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 6: do it for him.

555
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 1: It's the Will Woody podcast.

556
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 2: All you gotta do is convinced as you're in the

557
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,680
Speaker 2: car with somebody else, it's fine alone.

558
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:47,479
Speaker 3: Wool and Woodies, fine alone. All right, Well, let's crack in.

559
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Speaker 7: We decide if someone else is actually there or if

560
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,640
Speaker 7: they're putting on a voice.

561
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Speaker 3: We've got Oscar here high, Oscar, Hey, Hey, hey, who

562
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 3: are you in the car with Oscar?

563
00:24:58,960 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 9: My mom?

564
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 3: You're in the car with your mum? Okay, can you

565
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 3: throw your mom on the phone, sorrow? What's her name?

566
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 14: Liz?

567
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 6: Liz? Liz?

568
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 3: Can you throw Liz on the phone? Oscar?

569
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 16: Sure?

570
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 2: A mom?

571
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 3: Hey guys, hi, Liz? Uh you just picked up Oscar

572
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Speaker 3: from somewhere.

573
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 9: Yeah, we were just going shopping.

574
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, what did you?

575
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 3: What did you buy?

576
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 14: Orios?

577
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Speaker 3: I think you may have shown your hand there. We

578
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 3: think it might just be you Oscar.

579
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Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm lucky.

580
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Speaker 6: Love the voice. My body loved the voice.

581
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Speaker 16: Mate.

582
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Speaker 6: I'll tell you what, Oscar.

583
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 2: You can give yourself a two hundred dollars Appliances online

584
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 2: voucher to spend it their birthday sail.

585
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 6: How about that, mate? That's for you? Yeah? How's that?

586
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 14: Yeah?

587
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 2: Right?

588
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 6: Not bad? Oos?

589
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,400
Speaker 2: Hey you appliance is online legendary birthdays sailing now want

590
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 2: enjoyed great savings on thousands of products?

591
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Speaker 6: Ago one more year? What's it got? Bob's called? Could

592
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 6: I Bob? You good?

593
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 3: Mine? Who're in the car with?

594
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm just with my cousin. He is from England.

595
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Speaker 6: He's from England?

596
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Speaker 2: Is he?

597
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 3: What's his name?

598
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 6: Bob?

599
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Speaker 14: His name is Ryan?

600
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 3: All right? Thry Ryan on the phone.

601
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Speaker 17: Yeah, mate, jesus how ajah.

602
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're pretty good. Thank you Ryan.

603
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 16: For the past few You two are cracking.

604
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,679
Speaker 3: Oh I really appreciate that.

605
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 6: Appreciate that.

606
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Speaker 3: Crazy. So where have you been?

607
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Speaker 15: Me and Bob just cruised Mark sudn't be doing a

608
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Speaker 15: bit of a cash work, you know what I.

609
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Speaker 3: Mean, doing a bit of doing a bit of casual work.

610
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Speaker 6: No, I don't know what you mean.

611
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Speaker 3: But can I can? I can the fone having to

612
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 3: Bob again?

613
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 16: Yeah you go, Bob, Oh I might jee.

614
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 3: Buddy, So Bob, what's casual work mean?

615
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 16: Oh? We do a bit of fence in here and there.

616
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 16: He just helped me build some that.

617
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 3: Could be too, that could be and you dig some holes.

618
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 16: He just carrio. He just carries the shovel most of

619
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Speaker 16: the day. Looks like a bit of a plunk.

620
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 3: Looks like a bit of a plunk.

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Speaker 7: I mean, they just sound like two lovely characters, don't they. Actually,

622
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 7: I think there's two different blocks there. Okay, Bob, we

623
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 7: think wink Ryan's real damn good voice, Bob good. Ryan

624
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 7: was a lot higher.

625
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, he just pitched it up, didn't he?

626
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, break it down. He just pitched it up.

627
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 6: A damn I feel like we've lost there.

628
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 3: We leave on a high hang that's got a big

629
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Speaker 3: big Hello.

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Speaker 13: Hey guys, how are you going?

631
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Speaker 6: Who are you with?

632
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 14: I got my really Marcumi mates hera in the cow.

633
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Speaker 6: Chack, Like, how you going?

634
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, perfect, We've got redemption wing is right up negs

635
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 2: and with a win.

636
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 6: I like it.

637
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

638
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 7: Here's the question, Australia. What happened at the sleepover?

639
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh nice?

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00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 3: Here we can nothing.

641
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 7: Well, that went for way too long for me. If

642
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 7: I got I'd play it again, but in trouble. So yeah,

643
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 7: what happened at the sleepover?

644
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Speaker 3: We'll remember no.

645
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 7: No, no no no no no no no no, I'll

646
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 7: get in so much trouble, but buy that again. But

647
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 7: I just feel like wild things happened at sleepovers. You know,

648
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 7: did you sneak into the older brother's room? That was

649
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 7: always a bit saucy and we're talking about sleepers.

650
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 6: Sleep into the older brother's room, sneak.

651
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 3: Did you sneak into the older brother?

652
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 2: But the way I thought we were talking about, like

653
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 2: midnight snap and all of a sudden, you've taken it

654
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 2: into a sneak into the older brother's room.

655
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 3: I mean, we want some good stories.

656
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Speaker 6: She where's right in?

657
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 3: One of my partner's.

658
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 7: Good friend, Mimmy's good friend used to sneak into her

659
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 7: older brother's room.

660
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 2: Affair bit just went so she go for a sleeper

661
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 2: with Mimi and then the middle of the night she

662
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 2: got into a brother's room.

663
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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she'd sneak in there. Yeah. So if you've

665
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Speaker 3: experienced that, thirteen one o six five, Oh, that is

666
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 3: so naughty. Yeah, give us a call.

667
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 2: When I was on friends Exchange, I had a bit

668
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Speaker 2: of an incident with my change students cousin.

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Speaker 3: Here we go, Yeah, there's going to.

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Speaker 6: These stories into yeah, into my room.

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Speaker 16: Yeah.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't that a bunk room.

674
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Speaker 6: It was a group bunk room. Yeah it was yeah.

675
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

676
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 7: And so her brother was in there as well, her cousin.

677
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 7: Her cousin was exchange student, yea Pierre. But didn't stop

678
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 7: her from sneaking under your sheets.

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Speaker 2: She wasn't under my sheets. Oh, I was sixteen. She

680
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Speaker 2: came in for a kiss, she.

681
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Speaker 3: Came for a little kissy.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, oh he'd will my god, if you guys would

683
00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 7: know him, he was some stallion. Anyway, we are talking

684
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Speaker 7: about it because there was this Reddit thread that went

685
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Speaker 7: bunch today, effectively.

686
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 6: A couple of bunch of threads.

687
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Speaker 3: Mate personal.

688
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Speaker 7: I think the story is a bit boring, but I'm

689
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Speaker 7: going to talk about it really quickly. A woman was

690
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 7: slammed for confessing that she feeds her daughter's vegan.

691
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 3: Friend dairy and meat deliberately.

692
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, she knows that the kid is only for

693
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 7: dairy crooked well, so the mom thought. She was like, nah,

694
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Speaker 7: she looks malnourished. She looks healthier when she has choice

695
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 7: and meat.

696
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Speaker 3: Yeah, And most people have slammed her online for that.

697
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Speaker 3: But I heard this and I was like, that's a

698
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Speaker 3: boring sleepover story. The sleepover stories I remember well.

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Speaker 16: While.

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Speaker 7: I remember when I had four of me best mates

701
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Speaker 7: over and one of us had the great idea of

702
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 7: putting on that hair removal cream and we just put

703
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Speaker 7: it all over our bodies, but unfortunately in the bottom

704
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 7: region it started really burning. So I'll never forget my

705
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 7: mum running down the front of the house because she

706
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 7: heard a bit of a racket going on, and all

707
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 7: four of us were standing or squatting over the pool,

708
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 7: dunking our bums in squatting over the pool, dunking our

709
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 7: bums in the pool, and she.

710
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 6: Was like, what am I looking at?

711
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 3: Poor men dunking their bums in the pool.

712
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 7: And then when you explain to her, oh, we've put

713
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 7: NAT's hair removal cream on our own and they're really

714
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 7: burning and Mom's just like cool, Oh, so I'm going

715
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 7: to go back to bar.

716
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,959
Speaker 3: Thanks for waking me up. So if you have a

717
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Speaker 3: story like that in the pool, yeah, in the pool pool,

718
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 3: I don't know. We panicked, we were doing it out doors.

719
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 7: We didn't want to make amends anyway, if you've got

720
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Speaker 7: a story like that, if you're the parents or of

721
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Speaker 7: you the kid, what happened at the sleepover?

722
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 2: Taking wild sleepover stories? Right now, I'm thirteen, one oh

723
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Speaker 2: six five.

724
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Speaker 7: Like I've got some childish funds, but at the end

725
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Speaker 7: of the day, you were a kid, So you know,

726
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Speaker 7: we share this as of stories.

727
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Speaker 3: But I remember how around was.

728
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Speaker 2: If you're just joining us, would you just told the

729
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 2: story about having four guys over and after dinner they

730
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 2: de scarted to.

731
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 3: Put near hair removal cream on their ass?

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Speaker 6: First of all, how old were you and how here

733
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 6: he was your house?

734
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 3: Honestly, we were too old.

735
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 7: We were doing fifteen or sixteen, and we were getting

736
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 7: pumped about the start of football season, so it wasn't

737
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Speaker 7: only our bums. It was just like pretty much waist

738
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Speaker 7: down and we were like, we just want to be.

739
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 3: Hairlers like the AFL players. The whole thing, but it

740
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 3: really burns.

741
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 2: But if you pumped about footy, go and kicked the

742
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 2: football mate, I mean, like, I don't know who was

743
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 2: in that chat, you.

744
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 6: Were obviously the person that spiked the broth there.

745
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 3: I bought the noise.

746
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,959
Speaker 6: Who's pumped? What you're all thinking?

747
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 3: I waxed our.

748
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 2: Asses trags enough sense, there's no logical leap there.

749
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Speaker 6: Do not try and cover it up.

750
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 7: Another one where we ran like four mates over and

751
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 7: I was like, boys, all right, let's all band together here,

752
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 7: group Dutch oven and we put this huge and I

753
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 7: bought you know those fart bombs, you know the bombs.

754
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 7: We put that under a tent. We were like last

755
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 7: one standing wins. So it was like first one to

756
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 7: go to it is all four of us just started

757
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 7: yacking o boys, just.

758
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 6: Chewing the.

759
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Speaker 3: What happened?

760
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 6: What did a group U.

761
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Speaker 16: From?

762
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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to go because your stories are outrageous. Nicole, Nicole,

763
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Speaker 2: you're you're still having sleepovers your twenty three?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

765
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Speaker 1: Cool?

766
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 3: Nice love that. I love that.

767
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Speaker 6: That is a vibe. So what happened?

768
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 2: What's something wild that happened to just sleep over.

769
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Speaker 15: Yours and go, Look, we get up to some sort

770
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Speaker 15: of things. But I'm not sure if you're familiar with

771
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Speaker 15: the website.

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Speaker 6: Amagle not amagal Am.

773
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Speaker 15: You know, like the afterw you know, your live stream on,

774
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Speaker 15: especially like an adult content one like.

775
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 3: Chat Roulette sort of thing.

776
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, okay, bras on our knees and they look like,

777
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 15: you know, we've got boobs on the camera.

778
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Speaker 14: That's excited.

779
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 7: That is that is hilarious, is so funny, so good.

780
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Speaker 3: These are like, oh, Jack Park, let's get a coming on, Natasha,

781
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 3: what happened to your sleeve? Over?

782
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 17: Yeah?

783
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 9: So I've got three big older brothers, and my friends

784
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 9: were notorious for dating them. I was over it and

785
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 9: I got a new friend, and I said, promise me

786
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,919
Speaker 9: one thing. If you're coming over, don't have a crash

787
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 9: or don't date one of my older brothers.

788
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 3: Sure.

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Speaker 15: And I went up in.

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Speaker 9: The middle night and she was missing from my room.

791
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 9: I went for a walk in the house and I

792
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 9: found them making on in the hallway. I escorted her

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Speaker 9: back to my room.

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Speaker 3: She got the job done in the hallway, but technically

795
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,720
Speaker 3: Natasha said, don't go to his room, so she's taken

796
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Speaker 3: it to.

797
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Speaker 6: The hall way to do the hall way.

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00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 2: Natasha right now, how it feels that Natasha, she's gone,

799
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 2: She's still shouted, she's gone, And I can really empathize

800
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 2: though if anyone missed it. Yesterday I found out that

801
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 2: what he made out with my primary school crush. It's

802
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 2: on our Instagram if you want to see it.

803
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair, that's fair. Not in the hallway, though,

804
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 3: not in the hallway. Let's got to Nadine here.

805
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 7: Nadine, you got into do a bit of into a

806
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 7: bit of trouble on a sleepover.

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Speaker 11: Yeah. Look, look I'm twenty nine, so I'm putting this

808
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Speaker 11: in perspective. It was when I was fifteen, It was

809
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 11: a long time ago. Yeah, so I had a sleepover

810
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 11: with my cousins during school holidays, getting up to no good.

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00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:40,720
Speaker 11: Of course, we called Triple ZEROA to say my sister

812
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Speaker 11: was stuck in the washing machine and we couldn't get

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Speaker 11: her out, and that was home alone. Oh and we

814
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Speaker 11: hung up probably within about twenty or thirty seconds, like

815
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 11: we said it really quickly and then hung up, thought

816
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 11: nothing of it, And about twenty minutes later the ambulance

817
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 11: dropped up.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, and what did you say?

819
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 11: So my uncle Ronnie to the door and they're like, no,

820
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Speaker 11: we haven't called Triple zero, and they were like, we've

821
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 11: gotten a call that said someone stuck in a washing machine,

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00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 11: but they terminated, so we traced the call and then

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00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 11: next minute we're all getting screened out to come outside

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Speaker 11: and then having to face up for the fact that, yeah,

825
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 11: we we did steal the house phone and make the call.

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00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 3: Oh dear hell, that's random.

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Speaker 11: Letter and take it to the ambulance station the next day.

828
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Speaker 3: I bet you that's a bit of a town shift.

829
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 3: Note you're not trying and bring the mood back up

830
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Speaker 3: if I can.

831
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Speaker 7: One of the sleepovers at my house and the boys

832
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Speaker 7: managed to figure out we cracked the code on the

833
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Speaker 7: porn channel.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and it.

835
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 3: Was like it was it was my fourteenth birthday or something,

836
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 3: so we.

837
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Speaker 6: Cracked dad's code.

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Speaker 3: By the way, it was Dad's code. Get this though, because.

839
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Speaker 7: We so we're just sitting there in our own sleeping bags,

840
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 7: like this is the wildest thing that's ever happened.

841
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 3: We've never seen porn before. To crack the coat. Now,

842
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 3: it was one, two and three four good.

843
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 7: But then there was this moment where Dad came out

844
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 7: and Dad like obviously realized we're watching the porn channel,

845
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 7: but he realizes he can't get angry at us because

846
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 7: he's clearly got the porn channel, so he can't explain

847
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 7: it to mum, so he just sort of nodded as

848
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 7: as your word, boys, I went back.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

850
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Speaker 2: Bloody big news for everyone down in Melbourne as of Friday,

851
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Speaker 2: Woods as they hit that seventy percent magic double vax mark,

852
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853
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Speaker 2: been through turmoil, which honestly no one deserves to go

854
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Speaker 2: through two hundred and fifty days in lockdown. You're I

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856
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857
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Speaker 2: friends and family, everyone's just gasping for air.

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Speaker 3: The world record didn't it for time in lockdown?

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Speaker 6: Absolutelycoria it is.

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Speaker 2: It's a fate that no one on this planet deserves,

861
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862
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863
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Speaker 2: really it doesn't need any explanation for the fact that

864
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Speaker 2: they are obviously all going to be getting on the beers.

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Speaker 2: Especially we can tell the dinner party started with one

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Speaker 2: case body end.

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Speaker 6: Of the dinner party. Almost everybody at the dinner party

868
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Speaker 6: had a case of beers. He is, he is, he

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Speaker 6: this book.

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Speaker 16: Simply pake seriously rapped, get on the fears.

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Speaker 14: That's your duty.

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Speaker 6: That's what's much important, and that's what must be done.

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Speaker 14: Years years, years.

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Speaker 6: Years, great stuff.

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Speaker 2: And the man Andros releases this roadmap and unfortunately cooked it.

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Speaker 2: I mean like he's his final.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he'd had a few beers before.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I think that's what happened. I think

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00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 6: he saw the finish line insight.

880
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 2: He writes this email, releases Victoria's roadmap, which, to be

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00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 2: perfectly honest with you, looks like instructions to an Obama

882
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 2: body from the Book of the Dead, rather than a

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00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 2: roadmap as to how to get I mean like it

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00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 2: is nearly impossible to follow. And really his almost enemy there.

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Speaker 2: There's like sixty thousand dot points here as to how

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Speaker 2: we're going.

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Speaker 3: To get out of the simple your wish they'd keep it.

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Speaker 2: And he's he's had a bit of a slip up,

889
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 2: and he's used that. He said at seventy percent that

890
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 2: people in entertainment venues are going to be able to open.

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00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 2: That's incorrect, that's at eighty percent and as a result,

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Speaker 2: it's actually really sad. There's a whole bunch of people

893
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 2: in Melbourne who have been opening up and said they

894
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Speaker 2: can book comedy.

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Speaker 3: Gigs, et cetera.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 2: Karen Wheatley who runs the Comedy Comedy Republic down there.

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Speaker 2: He's opened up, tried to book a whole bunch of

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Speaker 2: shows and then you know, reread it and found out

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Speaker 2: that he didn't mean to say that at all. But

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Speaker 2: it's a shocking moment. I think we can all empathize

902
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Speaker 2: with Dan, whether or not he was drunk when he

903
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 2: sent that.

904
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 16: Or not.

905
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 2: Hitting send and then realizing that you sent it to

906
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 2: the wrong person, that you said the wrong thing that

907
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 2: and there's nothing someone's nerd in the background.

908
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 7: Oh you see that green line going as it's sending

909
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 7: and there's nothing you can do to you hear that?

910
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 3: You know the email send? Got No, I don't know

911
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 3: the Gmail.

912
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 6: No, No, I don't no, stop stop doing that.

913
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 2: Nobody nobody has somebody breathing in their ear after they

914
00:39:58,760 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 2: send an email.

915
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 6: One of six five did you die after hitting sins

916
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 6: from you? Guys?

917
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 1: I just died after h.

918
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 6: Joanna, You died after hitting send.

919
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,879
Speaker 14: Hey, yeah, how are you doing?

920
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 6: Goes good?

921
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 3: Thanks?

922
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:16,919
Speaker 16: Good.

923
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 9: So basically I've been talking to this guy for a

924
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 9: few weeks and then.

925
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 8: I was trying to He was like, oh, I'm I've

926
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 8: been seeing.

927
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 11: Something of them.

928
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 8: I was like okay. Naturally tried to guilt him and

929
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 8: be like, look, I was just trying to hang out

930
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 8: with you because my bubble buddy is being really shit.

931
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 8: And then I screenshot of the messages and I sent

932
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 8: them to my bubble buddy without me. No, wow, I

933
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 8: think that was in there.

934
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's a shock up. We've got Josie here

935
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 2: on thirty and one, I six five. Is your bubble

936
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 2: buddy like a single bubble buddy?

937
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, single bubble buddy. Yeah yeah yeah.

938
00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 6: So they're not going over there to blow bubbles. No, no,

939
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 6: my go there to blow something else.

940
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:11,959
Speaker 3: Come on, Josie using the message of the wrong Actually, yeah,

941
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 3: what happens.

942
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 14: I actually just had a baby, and obviously i'm myrish sorry.

943
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 14: Was based a family parents and my in law came

944
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 14: to help.

945
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 16: Yeah, and then.

946
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 14: I had migraines, I had bad, I had everything, and

947
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 14: then I sent a I was best to send a

948
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,959
Speaker 14: text to my husband said oh my god, I've had.

949
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 11: Enough of your parents.

950
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 17: Oh no.

951
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,399
Speaker 14: In the phone, my husband's called Brad and my father

952
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 14: was called Briant. And I heard the.

953
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,959
Speaker 9: Thing at the other end of the couch. Oh my god.

954
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 14: And then he said this meant for me, and I went, no,

955
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 14: it's not so. I thought it was okay, and I

956
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 14: went the kitchen, but he showed him and showed them

957
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 14: my mother in law and she went elastic.

958
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 6: Wow. No, I'm an honest Josie. I didn't understand a

959
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 6: word you said there, but it.

960
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 2: Sounds hectic, she effectively said, she a who cares?

961
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 6: Six five.

962
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 3: We have a pretty good story. It's pretty good story.

963
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 6: We'll get it in the podcast.

964
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 2: Did you die after hitting sand it's Wheler Woody right

965
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 2: now we're asking if you died after.

966
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,280
Speaker 6: Your hits ends.

967
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: I just died after.

968
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 2: Brought you my mountain goat Thesava wards. Nothing worse than that, feeling,

969
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 2: absolutely not.

970
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 3: We've got Anna here, Anna, what happened with you?

971
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:37,399
Speaker 13: Oh?

972
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 11: Basically, I was writing an email to my client and

973
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 11: her name was Virginia.

974
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 9: And I don't know how, but I said high Vagina.

975
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 3: Oh, yep, yep, I just diva.

976
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 7: It's not so bad though, like, surely Virginia Vagina understands that.

977
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 3: You know, there's one letter there you've slipped.

978
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,959
Speaker 6: She wasn't one letter, mate, there's at least two.

979
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 3: It's close though, Like she wasn't that offended. Why she.

980
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 11: Took him pretty well.

981
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 15: So it must have happened again before that.

982
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, it happened all the times.

983
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 7: You get it on a coffee in the morning, long

984
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 7: black for Vagina knows about it.

985
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 3: Let's go to Nick. Nick.

986
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 2: You can't claim, you can't claim, and you can't claim

987
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 2: audible type.

988
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 3: That's Nick, Nick, What did you accidentally send?

989
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:24,959
Speaker 16: Are you? Mate?

990
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:25,760
Speaker 7: Madam?

991
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 16: We had just the usual Christmas dinner for one of

992
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 16: the jobs I used to work at. And before the job,

993
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 16: I was texting my mate, you see obviously what time

994
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 16: we're getting there? And my boss also text me at

995
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 16: the same time, saying how far are you from from

996
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 16: the place? And we got to the dinner. Long story

997
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 16: show we're eating and it took us to a real

998
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 16: bad place, Like the food was pretty bad. It was

999
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 16: a pretty cheap place. And he goes to me, I'm

1000
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 16: looking at my mate and my boss is sitting right

1001
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 16: across me as well, and I was I went to

1002
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 16: message my own mate. Man, this place is shocking, like,

1003
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 16: what a what a fight? Arms you know what I mean?

1004
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 16: What a bad place. I accidentally sent it to my

1005
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 16: boss and he's sitting right across me. And as soon

1006
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 16: as I sense this I saw his name, I'm like, no.

1007
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 3: Oh no, I just done.

1008
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 16: Saying and he was obviously we're on the table dinner table,

1009
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 16: is mid convo with a couple of the colleagues. He

1010
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 16: sees his phone light up. He pulled us for a second.

1011
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 16: He excuse me this look man. I was like, oh no.

1012
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 16: Everyone goes and he pulls me aside. He goes, man,

1013
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 16: he goes, come here, and he goes, look, if you

1014
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 16: don't like the place, because I don't appreciate you saying that.

1015
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 16: He goes. On Monday, he goes, come into my office

1016
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:39,919
Speaker 16: and he goes, we'll have a chat.

1017
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 6: Went into the office on Monday.

1018
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 16: Yeah, he goes. Look, he goes, I don't like I

1019
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 16: don't appreciate the way you think about me. If you're

1020
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 16: not happy and you're not happy with where I'm taking it.

1021
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 16: He goes, just handing your new uniform and today is

1022
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 16: your last day. So I got by it.

1023
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 6: After that, Wow, there you go act for Where do

1024
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 6: we go to after that? What was your next job?

1025
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 13: Nick?

1026
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 6: Take us to it? What happened? Worked on a yap

1027
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 6: for a few years in the Caribbean.

1028
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 3: That next go on? There was not an act for

1029
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 3: the boss? Can I say the bosses? Clearly?

1030
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 2: It died us probably into work, set me down. I mean,

1031
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 2: gee whiz. That was a TV script. She pitched that

1032
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 2: to Netflix.

1033
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:20,959
Speaker 6: Leah, would you watch that? Jo Leah? You died after

1034
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 6: hitting zend Yeah, dude.

1035
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 12: When I was about twenty one, the first time I

1036
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 12: fell in love, I reckon my friend. My best friend

1037
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 12: was overseas, and she messaged me during the night, and

1038
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 12: you know when you're messaging someone and the last person

1039
00:45:35,239 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 12: you're sending a message to but then.

1040
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, And I was.

1041
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 12: Sending her a photo of the guy that I was

1042
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,399
Speaker 12: just infatuated with. And when I you know, when you're

1043
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 12: half swinking and open your eyes and I'm like, oh

1044
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 12: my god, I sent it to him.

1045
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:54,760
Speaker 6: Oh my god, what was the photo? What was the photo?

1046
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 12: It was just a photo of him.

1047
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, the photo of him.

1048
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 12: I've come back and I've gone, oh my god, I'm

1049
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 12: so sorry. I was my drunk best friend.

1050
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 2: Drunk best Friend. Not a bad cover, not a bad

1051
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 2: cover at all. Actually that's actually a good gear. Did

1052
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 2: you end up hooking up with the guy?

1053
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, there you did give the old drunk best friend.

1054
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1055
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 3: Funny.

1056
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,240
Speaker 7: It was like going for the album you're an MSN

1057
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 7: messager saying that when you said that, I really like you. Yeah,

1058
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,879
Speaker 7: And then the person was like, oh, what, I don't

1059
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 7: like you And they're like, oh, my brother took.

1060
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 3: Control of the keyboard.

1061
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:28,879
Speaker 6: That's a move.

1062
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 7: And then I used to bash the keyboard to make like, oh,

1063
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 7: we had a fire a keyboard. It was filled with

1064
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 7: my brother, I don't like you.