Speaker 1: It's a Christian colors show.
Speaker 2: Hey, good morning, Monday morning. What has happened to you
Speaker 2: over the weekend? Your hair is? I say this with affection. Right,
Speaker 2: you are not in a good way this morning.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: You turned up late, you come in here and you
Speaker 2: went At one point we were talking to you and
Speaker 2: you went, bro, Oh is a wake up? And I
Speaker 2: looked around and you know what you were looking around for?
Speaker 2: What has happened? If I was going to.
Speaker 3: Find a bucket of ice cold water, can you just
Speaker 3: throw that bucket on my face? What's gone on?
Speaker 2: The hair is all skew. Normally you're all your shape
Speaker 2: to sculpture. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's Saturday night, Saturday night. I was hosting my friends
Speaker 3: at my house for the draft night, Fantasy Draft night.
Speaker 2: This is how you know you're getting older. It's not
Speaker 2: the next day, jack, it's the day after. Actually, it's
Speaker 2: the day after the day after you've got a fear.
Speaker 2: That's when it comes to get you.
Speaker 3: Man, I didn't actually feel too bad.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you actually have semi productive today. And then
Speaker 2: it's waiting on the Monday. Actual you know you're getting older.
Speaker 2: It's a day after the day after.
Speaker 3: There was just I tried to shut the depth party
Speaker 3: down early. There was just so much pressure on it
Speaker 3: to be a fun night.
Speaker 2: And I was so worried that all you're hosting it,
Speaker 2: I know you can't host it and shut it down.
Speaker 3: And then about eleven o'clock I decided I had enough
Speaker 3: fun and I started trying to kick everybody out. But
Speaker 3: it's easier said than done.
Speaker 2: And how many guys were on there? There was fourteen
Speaker 2: of verse includ I can't control that. There's too many
Speaker 2: big dogs in that room. And so was it? God,
Speaker 2: was it success?
Speaker 3: It was a huge success. Everybody's got their fantasy teams.
Speaker 3: I can't wait for the start of football on Thursday.
Speaker 2: And who have you got? Did you get some good picks? I?
Speaker 3: Honestly, I think I was too focused on making sure
Speaker 3: that everyone was having a good time, that snacks were
Speaker 3: being put out. I'm not happy with my team whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Who have you gone? If you've got some stinkers?
Speaker 3: My first I'll tell you that he's not even a star.
Speaker 3: My first pick is a guy called Rory Lad of
Speaker 3: the Adelaide Football Club, not even one of.
Speaker 2: The first of all the Warden Spoon last year exactly now,
Speaker 2: wonder is it today? Used to hang over you real
Speaker 2: the crappy team for you got this season?
Speaker 1: Rory.
Speaker 2: It's all on Rory from the cross. Patsy, how was
Speaker 2: your weekend?
Speaker 4: We had a great weekend, thanks boys.
Speaker 2: My wife and I decided to go away for the weekend.
Speaker 2: We had a last minute We just managed to get
Speaker 2: a last minute place on stays. We just went away,
Speaker 2: the two of us and we went to Blair Cowery. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's very nice down there. Do you know what we
Speaker 2: sudden wind us when we went away? I think it
Speaker 2: was the first weekend we've been away, just a pair
Speaker 2: of us for over a year. And when we when
Speaker 2: we sat down in the evening to eat something and
Speaker 2: have a drink, it was like we were like, hey,
Speaker 2: how are you? I haven't seen you in fifteen months?
Speaker 2: How are you? Yeahs last fifteen months. It was like
Speaker 2: that the weekend it was lovely. We had a really
Speaker 2: nice weekend.
Speaker 3: Then, can I ask why were you so active on text?
Speaker 3: On all weeke here? I feel like a weekend.
Speaker 2: Because you know why if you go away for the weekend, Patsy,
Speaker 2: you'll get this right? What does the one want to do?
Speaker 2: She wants she wants to live in the bath. My
Speaker 2: wife spent about ninety percent of the weekend because normally
Speaker 2: when she has a bath at home, the kids will
Speaker 2: still walk in and go and bother her with stuff
Speaker 2: going question is there right? If can I buy this?
Speaker 2: Can you order that? Or have you emailed the teacher
Speaker 2: about this? So my wife her weekend was really as
Speaker 2: much it was nice hanging out with me. It was
Speaker 2: nice hanging out with her south in the barth The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: How did the pizzas go down? With the guys by
Speaker 2: the way for your fantasy draft night?
Speaker 3: I over ordered massively. There was something on the so
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, get a bunch of large pizzas.
Speaker 3: Then I saw they had family pizzas, and then above
Speaker 3: family they had party pizza. How big is a party
Speaker 3: of party pizza?
Speaker 2: The box was I think rolling it in sideways actually
Speaker 2: like a giant wheel, like a penny farthing of pizza
Speaker 2: and not chee.
Speaker 3: So for to give you an idea. There was so
Speaker 3: much left over, but I couldn't even fit the boxes
Speaker 3: in the fridge to save it for the next hole. Wow,
Speaker 3: party pizza is way too big.
Speaker 2: Trying a different pizza. While we're away for the weekend.
Speaker 2: Done in Blair, Gary, I went to water or pick
Speaker 2: up some pizzas in Serrensa. There's a pizza place there
Speaker 2: called Back Beach Pizza that is lovely would find pizzas,
Speaker 2: and because we were went for the week I thought
Speaker 2: I won't get the pizza I normally get, right, I
Speaker 2: think different.
Speaker 3: I never think when I or a pizza, always get pepperoni.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, this is the one I went for. Okay.
Speaker 2: My wife said, oh, you regret that shredded chicken and
Speaker 2: hot chips.
Speaker 3: The novelty will wear off after the first bite. I
Speaker 3: was going to say the first slice, first bite.
Speaker 2: When I went to pick it up, the lady went, oh,
Speaker 2: you're having this one with the hot chips. I went, yeah,
Speaker 2: is that nice? Went, there's a story with that pizza.
Speaker 2: I don't know, right, okay. When I opened it up,
Speaker 2: the chips the chips did not the chips look like
Speaker 2: they don't belong on a pizza.
Speaker 3: Well, their shoestring, thin fries or chips like.
Speaker 2: But it looked like that. You know that the pizza
Speaker 2: and some separate chips are just sort of mixed around
Speaker 2: in the car and it looked like it's spilt on them.
Speaker 2: And you know when you know when you first one
Speaker 2: or two bite lunch, sh they're just gone from an
Speaker 2: old pepperoni. Why be smart of the weekend? This pizza
Speaker 2: is everything. My wife goes, why don't you just go
Speaker 2: and order another one? And why I went, I can't.
Speaker 2: I need to eat now when you're hunger, and I
Speaker 2: was really really hungry. I had eat it for a
Speaker 2: couple of hours. You know when you're really hungry. Couple.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast Time.
Speaker 2: If your emails that have coming over the weekend and
Speaker 2: late to the party late, thank you very much all
Speaker 2: the Miss Said lyrics that came in over the weekend.
Speaker 2: You can hear the brand new Miss Said lyrics at
Speaker 2: eight o'clock this morning. First one comes from a listener
Speaker 2: called Larry. He'saly signed it off here, Larry Bracket's not
Speaker 2: your cat. Thanks, because often on a Monday I do
Speaker 2: confuse so many correspondence to the show for being my
Speaker 2: various pets. So many times ago, my dog's calling me,
Speaker 2: so it's it's Larry Brackett's not your cat. Hi, Christian, No,
Speaker 2: you give me a chuckle on the podcast over the weekend.
Speaker 2: I was catching up with the show when you played
Speaker 2: the song Norman, hang on is this me now? Three
Speaker 2: shows on the bounce for Let's get it back to
Speaker 2: Sue Thompson from nineteen sixty three Norman, how long are
Speaker 2: they do? We have to play for PRS so she
Speaker 2: actually gets some money on this state of Sue soon
Speaker 2: still with us? She alive, Sue Thompson. That was a
Speaker 2: cute fea of the common Google rather is smiling at me.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, long old show today.
Speaker 3: Sue Thompson give me good news. Is with us at
Speaker 3: ninety five years old, So well done, breaking hues of true.
Speaker 2: Sue still with us.
Speaker 3: Best known for the two songs Sad Movies and Norman
Speaker 3: Sad Movies.
Speaker 2: Oh wonderf that goes roughly this day. All of our
Speaker 2: songs are really upbeig movies. He's waking up everyone, He's
Speaker 2: waking up. Where were we? Oh? Yes, playing the song Norman.
Speaker 2: My dad is called Norman. He was a rock and
Speaker 2: roll drummer with an uncool name. Now I think Norman
Speaker 2: is a cool name. I haven't heard the song about
Speaker 2: fifty years. It was only about one of the two
Speaker 2: singles that were in my house, I used to play well,
Speaker 2: everyone else was listening to the Beatles and the Stones.
Speaker 2: My dad would play over and over again.
Speaker 3: That's my son, anyone.
Speaker 2: The reason why we were talking about this last week
Speaker 2: was I found it done a YouTube wormhole, and I
Speaker 2: was actually wondering whether we did have any listeners called Norman,
Speaker 2: because I actually think Norman's one of those old school names,
Speaker 2: isn't it. You know? I wonder if we do have
Speaker 2: any listeners with actually what I would call great or
Speaker 2: unusual names. Remember, towards the end of last year, I
Speaker 2: think we'd actually finished, got a lovely email from a
Speaker 2: listener and I still remember his name, Daniel van Boom.
Speaker 2: I first I had to read it a couple of
Speaker 2: times because it felt like a movie character name for
Speaker 2: something like a Liam Neeson movie Gerard Butler. You know,
Speaker 2: is van Boom is a detective? Isn't he know? He's
Speaker 2: thrown off the force because justice couldn't be doubt properly,
Speaker 2: So it became a vigilanity. You need call van Boom,
Speaker 2: Van Boom, get in here. The DA wants your badge,
Speaker 2: Van Boom. If you do have an interesting, unusual name,
Speaker 2: please let me know mine four one four one O
Speaker 2: four three. This email here is from Angelo good On
Speaker 2: in Christian I'm writing to you today, not begging for
Speaker 2: a handout, but wondering if you could help me out
Speaker 2: with your connections to any of your lovely listeners. I'm
Speaker 2: a nurse at the Royal Children's Hospital in Melbourne. Drive
Speaker 2: to and from work every day. Listen to you guys
Speaker 2: when I'm at worker or can two different wards, the
Speaker 2: adolescent ward, and I also visit patients in their own
Speaker 2: homes who have physically left the hospital but still require care.
Speaker 2: While my car was parked last week, someone hit my car.
Speaker 2: They had a ute they're reversed into my part. Can't
Speaker 2: when they realized they hit my cart while their tray
Speaker 2: was still on top of my bonnet. They got out,
Speaker 2: had to look at the accident, looked around to see
Speaker 2: if anyone was there, and then took off. No note
Speaker 2: was left, no number, nothing. Sorry, I'm not asking if
Speaker 2: someone all rend it for free. This is my access
Speaker 2: is seven hundred dollars. We're not paid that much money
Speaker 2: as a nurse. I was just one. If someone would
Speaker 2: give me mates rates or a discount, this sucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate that the injustice of a hit and
Speaker 3: run like that.
Speaker 2: It's not great anywhere, whether it's in a supermarket or
Speaker 2: anything like that, but when it's someone who is working
Speaker 2: on the front line at the hospital, that is pretty
Speaker 2: low rent. So if there is anyone out who can
Speaker 2: help Angela out, please give us a call nine four
Speaker 2: four one four to three. Happy to plug your business,
Speaker 2: but this is someone that we need some help. You
Speaker 2: should not be paying any money for that. We'll see
Speaker 2: what we can do. Angela, thank you very much for email.
Speaker 2: She's got a little Volkswagen Polo twenty fourteen black. Angela
Speaker 2: also sent me pictures of the damage. Someone must have
Speaker 2: really versed into that speed for some reason. There's also
Speaker 2: some pictures of just the interior seats. It's a spotless car. Angelo,
Speaker 2: Okay about eighteen photos.
Speaker 3: How heavily did the reverse?
Speaker 2: If you're taking photos of the EIA, if I showed
Speaker 2: you the inside of my car right now, you think
Speaker 2: someone actually rolled the car several times? Also the ps
Speaker 2: here Angela, I keep having a lookout this morning. It says,
Speaker 2: keep up the great work making people snails or is
Speaker 2: it a new thing like Netflix and chill? I'm not
Speaker 2: aware of what the real. Is that a new thing
Speaker 2: like making people snails? I've consumers snarl smiles, but I
Speaker 2: wait to be corrected.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian I connel Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Now I brought something else in doing this every Monday. Recently,
Speaker 2: I had a big garrish clearance loads of crap in
Speaker 2: my garage, and I've been bringing someone every Monday morning
Speaker 2: to give to you guys. Recently dogbeds, not one, not two,
Speaker 2: but three wicker uncomfortable dogbeds.
Speaker 3: And we saw a photo of the happy dog.
Speaker 2: It's been failing out on that really uncomfortable, prickly wicker,
Speaker 2: poor dog. All right, So what have I brought in
Speaker 2: this morning? Jackie boy has the two items.
Speaker 3: Today I hold in my hands, not one, but two lacks.
Speaker 3: The lack is the ikea name for floating shelf.
Speaker 2: Yes, what's the matter.
Speaker 4: No, sorry, I've got a terrible experience with showing terrible
Speaker 4: shelves from.
Speaker 2: The weekend.
Speaker 4: Trauma from it. Actually, we've got floating shelves for the
Speaker 4: nine year olds.
Speaker 2: Them handle.
Speaker 4: We've got a professional handyman because we're useless, and he
Speaker 4: came and put them up, but they wouldn't sit flush
Speaker 4: to the wall. So he left. They're useless anyway. Stuff
Speaker 4: kept sliding off them.
Speaker 2: Jack Boast.
Speaker 4: Took them back at the weekend, and now we've got
Speaker 4: four massive gouge.
Speaker 2: Faction not guarantee. That's my kind of repair.
Speaker 3: When guy couldn't do it properly, what did he say
Speaker 3: before he left?
Speaker 4: He blamed the shelves, He said, with these expensive shelves.
Speaker 4: And I said, yes, they wear and he said, because
Speaker 4: they look a bit shape and you've got to get
Speaker 4: the dearer ones.
Speaker 2: And yeah, Patsy, reason why I've got two of these
Speaker 2: chat hold them up. They're not even We didn't even
Speaker 2: unwrap them. There's a third one right that we put
Speaker 2: I put I put up myself. I don't think you
Speaker 2: need a handy man. It's simply two screwed. However, like
Speaker 2: you said, Pats, soon as it I screwed it all
Speaker 2: the way in the shelf just goes like this. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: I think that's why it's called the lack. It's a
Speaker 2: lack of a shelf. You put anything on that's more
Speaker 2: than a fly on there that it starts to whirl.
Speaker 2: So we had a third, longer one. The other one
Speaker 2: I didn't even unwrap.
Speaker 3: Yes on the on the website. The photo they've used
Speaker 3: to promote the leaf A guy's reading glasses.
Speaker 2: If only I had a floating shelf for my glasses.
Speaker 2: So it's a it's a spectacle shelf.
Speaker 3: Yes, if you want not one but two spectacled shells.
Speaker 3: Are we giving these to the same person or too lucky.
Speaker 2: One who knows? Depends who calls.
Speaker 3: Him thirty centimeters by twenty six.
Speaker 2: If it's a married couple, oh, a new couple of
Speaker 2: embarking on your relationship, he's her spectacle shelves. I'll put
Speaker 2: your slippers on them, not shoes, because that you will
Speaker 2: break it.
Speaker 1: Christian Hell Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So see, I did a big garage clear out, long overdue.
Speaker 2: Jack will verify my garage is a it's just a it's.
Speaker 3: Like something you see in Indiana Jones when he's got
Speaker 3: a tiptoe through.
Speaker 2: You know, he didn't have to tip through, you know,
Speaker 2: like a rowing machine and exercise by some half full
Speaker 2: paintings Modern Indiana Jones. Did you see a highly dodgy
Speaker 2: pirated copy. Every Monday, I'm bringing in some junk that
Speaker 2: I didn't throw in hard rubbish. Today These are brand new.
Speaker 2: They're actually still sealed. The the Ikea lack.
Speaker 3: Now these are shells. I don't want to I think
Speaker 3: we probably undersold them because you guys said that they're
Speaker 3: falling off your walls and stuff. If installed correctly, these
Speaker 3: great floating you'll say undersold.
Speaker 2: Patsy said she had a terrible experience. If you were
Speaker 2: looking at online reviews, which is what we all did
Speaker 2: before going anywhere these days of by anything, and you
Speaker 2: saw zero out of fire, which is what that review was,
Speaker 2: and said, then it just said, you know, the heady,
Speaker 2: terrible experience. Would you call up and want brand new
Speaker 2: two of these.
Speaker 3: Pats Were you talking about the Ikea shelves?
Speaker 2: Were you O?
Speaker 4: I wasn't there a different brand, much cheaper and not
Speaker 4: as good brand.
Speaker 3: Well, you can't get much cheaper than I care. I
Speaker 3: thought that was the.
Speaker 2: Someone called in earlier saying they want them, and because
Speaker 2: they want to get rid of their TV unit, bought
Speaker 2: the knees. There's no way we can give the huge
Speaker 2: you'd be calling in a couple of days time deminding
Speaker 2: a brand new TV, holding off the wall on your
Speaker 2: pet or just smash.
Speaker 3: Imagine this a floating shelf. The size of a small
Speaker 3: pizza box. So unless your TV is really really small,
Speaker 3: it's not holding it up.
Speaker 2: This is fake, mate, give up. I appreciate. I've never
Speaker 2: seen a lean into anything harder than this. They don't
Speaker 2: want Patsy killed them. You gotta let it go.
Speaker 3: I'm taking these home and I'm going to enjoy them.
Speaker 3: I'm going to put the moment not an experiment. I'm
Speaker 3: going to actually use that. They'll work. I don't know
Speaker 3: why on them socks, very soft toy.
Speaker 2: That flimsy house. You did the renovation that could bring
Speaker 2: down that house half an a pasta shell.
Speaker 3: For all my tools.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Patsy, when we were talking to you Friday and doing
Speaker 2: a knock off Friday, it talk us that bathroom shopping
Speaker 2: was ahead of you over the weekend with you and
Speaker 2: the love God, Chris.
Speaker 4: You know what it's done. All it's done is to
Speaker 4: serve and drive a big fat wedge in between us.
Speaker 4: My marriage is hanging on by a very fine tread.
Speaker 2: I'm sad to hear this. So had a big disagreement
Speaker 2: about which way.
Speaker 4: To go or what we to side. So we spent
Speaker 4: three hours at the beautiful Big Reece showroom at Essendon
Speaker 4: on Saturday. Brilliant staff who were very helpful, but we're
Speaker 4: not we're further away from a new bar.
Speaker 2: Had three hours is the length of the show, right?
Speaker 2: Three hours in a showroom? Now, wonder you're thanking the staff.
Speaker 2: I mean some of them are sort of beginning and
Speaker 2: ending shifts and relationships in that three hours. Three hours
Speaker 2: living in there for half the day.
Speaker 4: Chris did threaten to order some uber eats for lunch.
Speaker 2: I wonder if some guys done that before I could
Speaker 2: imagine toilet would say to me, you're clearly getting a
Speaker 2: bit hungry, why don't you order some uberies and then
Speaker 2: once it's gone through your system, we can flush it
Speaker 2: away and on the fate loopse You know, when.
Speaker 4: You go in with a clear picture of what you
Speaker 4: think you want.
Speaker 2: No, No, I've never had that in my life. I've
Speaker 2: gone along being tragged in there and told my wife
Speaker 2: will tell us what we want.
Speaker 4: A toilet is A toilet is, but it's not, Jack,
Speaker 4: it's not. There's a million different options and this is
Speaker 4: the problem now in life. There's too many options to
Speaker 4: choose from. If you gave me like three to five
Speaker 4: options and say choose.
Speaker 3: One to five.
Speaker 2: You need three to five different box That one flushes
Speaker 2: like that? That one, yeah, the first one, and you
Speaker 2: sold it to me? How can you do three hours
Speaker 2: in there?
Speaker 4: Come on easily? I could have done another three and.
Speaker 2: The stamina, and I still didn't.
Speaker 4: Come out with a clearer picture of what we're going
Speaker 4: to get. You left with nothing, precisely.
Speaker 2: This is why the marriage is on the rocks today,
Speaker 2: poor Chris.
Speaker 4: We're further away from this renovation than ever before.
Speaker 2: So how did you leave it? Then? I don't understand
Speaker 2: how did you leave the store lot?
Speaker 4: You were going to come back frustrated and he was
Speaker 4: over it. And the nine year old was just beside herself.
Speaker 4: She'd been on me.
Speaker 3: She was there for three hours with you.
Speaker 4: We couldn't buy a babysitter, so you know what we
Speaker 4: all left in a half.
Speaker 2: Well, you don't book a babysitter to go to a
Speaker 2: fo Where are you going too? We've got a table
Speaker 2: for two week, Reese's reservations for one pm.
Speaker 4: It was just diabolical. So in future I will take
Speaker 4: myself and I will be the one to decide what
Speaker 4: we get. And if I get a pink tile and
Speaker 4: he doesn't like it. It's not my problem.
Speaker 1: Christ Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jackie Boy, How was your big Saturday night? Four team
Speaker 2: mates all coming round?
Speaker 3: It felt like this really big, like lots of pressure
Speaker 3: on me to have the draft night at my house
Speaker 3: on Saturday night. I didn't get that pre party sleep
Speaker 3: that I was hoping for on Saturday because there was
Speaker 3: just so much to do in preparation. I was cleaning
Speaker 3: the house, vacuum in the floors. I even take.
Speaker 2: Kind you know, I mean that's ten minutes ivan.
Speaker 3: You know how I set up the projector last week
Speaker 3: so that I had that all set up in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: It was the projector off. So what was what was
Speaker 2: being watched while they do in your draft picks?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: No, that's where you put up everybody's name, so.
Speaker 2: It's like a slide show like a sales presentation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they can see the website and see right.
Speaker 2: Music, turn the projector wrong guys, Yeah, hang over five
Speaker 2: the projector, WHOA, turn the lights out. Let's really get this.
Speaker 3: They can see our names. That day, I even went
Speaker 3: to the extra effort of taking down the bed sheet
Speaker 3: I had put up for the projector and ironing the bed.
Speaker 2: Sheet down to around here. Oh ambassador, you're smiling us
Speaker 2: with this iron bed sheep.
Speaker 3: Which is harder. I've never Terror.
Speaker 2: Squad didn't come round. It've got sleep for sale.
Speaker 3: Very hard to iron a bed sheets small, Yeah.
Speaker 2: They make bed sheets, come on, Davy Jones.
Speaker 3: So with the preparation was immaculate, and everybody loved the hoover.
Speaker 2: She's her iron everything you need for great house box.
Speaker 3: Well, it was a huge success. Must must I say?
Speaker 3: The draft went beautifully, The Royal rumble to pick our
Speaker 3: draft order went perfectly. Everybody loved that. I had made
Speaker 3: that video that didn't land as well on the mind
Speaker 3: of the video. Okay, I made a video where I
Speaker 3: played Bruce McAvaney, who's the retiring commentator.
Speaker 2: Landing well here, it's not Saturday night. It sounds a
Speaker 2: sad waste of time when people just looking around all.
Speaker 3: I was introducing the draft night as Bruce mccavanny. The
Speaker 3: problem was it was the first thing in the night
Speaker 3: and he's retired.
Speaker 2: By the way, I think Bruce knew this was coming
Speaker 2: and wanted to sort of step away from everything going
Speaker 2: If this is what I've created, Bruce is sorry.
Speaker 3: My dog was really excited to have so many people
Speaker 3: in the house, so she kept like barking at people
Speaker 3: and actually barking over my jokes, so they weren't landing.
Speaker 2: Don't blame spots the way I would have count.
Speaker 3: I actually I was tempted to run the video again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've all had shows like that joke.
Speaker 3: I almost ran the video again so that people put
Speaker 3: the dog out and people can watch it.
Speaker 2: On the show tomorrow. Tell you what, we have complete
Speaker 2: silence here. I guarantee that the silence to hear these
Speaker 2: Chappelle esque jokes.
Speaker 3: You you won't get all the nuances of the jokes
Speaker 3: about the people in.
Speaker 2: The Who wants to hear pantcy when you hear it?
Speaker 4: Definitely?
Speaker 2: You know to hear it? Yes, yes, yes, producers out
Speaker 2: in the gallery tom and collect would you not to
Speaker 2: hear it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I feel might have been able to come in tomorrow
Speaker 3: the rest of the year because I don't need.
Speaker 2: Take his laptop.
Speaker 3: But the thing was, everybody had great fun at the
Speaker 3: draft night. I was getting a little tired, as I
Speaker 3: tend to do, by eleven o'clock early hours. The front
Speaker 3: of the two days, they catch up with me on
Speaker 3: the weekend, I wasn't able to have my nap, so
Speaker 3: by the end of the draft.
Speaker 2: That just sounds like you eat one as in front
Speaker 2: of your stick, your joke set.
Speaker 3: The end of the draft is really boring because all
Speaker 3: the star players are gone, so people are picking, you know,
Speaker 3: these smoky characters.
Speaker 2: It's a kid control of a night of guys or girls.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: Well, everyone breaks down to like little mini kingdom.
Speaker 3: So no one's everyone's drinking now and young guys so
Speaker 3: they're not concentrating. So I'm killing I'm trying. I'm trying
Speaker 3: to get the draft moving faster, so we just pick
Speaker 3: all our players. So I'm yelling out things like, guys,
Speaker 3: make sure you think about who you want to take
Speaker 3: for your pig car.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 3: Guys, don't don't go outside or go to the toilet
Speaker 3: if your pick is if your peak is coming up.
Speaker 2: To your pants, guys, let's all do it. I've got
Speaker 2: an appy on.
Speaker 3: Finally, the draft finishes at eleven o'clock and I start
Speaker 3: tidying up beer bottles and packing.
Speaker 2: Out Tadek actually going hoovering up.
Speaker 3: What time the last person leave at eleven? Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1: Hard out there for Jack the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So you invited all your four teammates around on Saturday night,
Speaker 2: you're laid on the whole night. You went to a
Speaker 2: lot of effort. Did any of them thank you the
Speaker 2: next day?
Speaker 3: They didn't?
Speaker 2: The ungrateful What is it about guys? The lack of crititude?
Speaker 2: I speak as myself as a guy as well. It's like,
Speaker 2: what do I organize something like that? Thanks you the
Speaker 2: next day? And then you do that really sort of
Speaker 2: pathetic thinging WhatsApp Hey, it's really nice to see everyone, guy,
Speaker 2: how's it coming? And just leave it and they leave
Speaker 2: you hanging. You might get one night, seven long hours
Speaker 2: later going yeah, I see everyone. That's it.
Speaker 3: Nothing else. She got no thank you, no thank you.
Speaker 3: The only thank you I got is I thanked the
Speaker 3: guy who set up the Royal Rumble. I said thank
Speaker 3: you for going to all that effort to bring you
Speaker 3: PlayStation over and he said thanks for having us after
Speaker 3: I prompted it. The rest of them cricket is to
Speaker 3: nudge thank you. I'm afraid all right, son. That sums
Speaker 3: up my weekends. Over the weekend and my wife and
Speaker 3: I actually had a decision to go away for the weekend.
Speaker 3: Our oldest daughter Ruby was at some big growing.
Speaker 2: Battle. The way she was describing it, right, two boats
Speaker 2: go in one row for your life. She it was
Speaker 2: the largest all girl rowing battle in the Southern Hemisphere.
Speaker 2: It was huge by the out of Barwin. And we said, well,
Speaker 2: we'll come and watch. She was like, now when he
Speaker 2: watched Downheny watched down and watch. So we went, we'll
Speaker 2: go away for the weekends. So she said, but you
Speaker 2: can watch online.
Speaker 3: Oh, you can strain the battle? Good old?
Speaker 2: Did I see online? I found out. I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: You there's a thing when your phone. I googled it.
Speaker 2: You can record like whatever.
Speaker 3: You're watching, like a screen capture of your phone.
Speaker 2: Yes, video. So I've recorded it because on her wedding
Speaker 2: day I will play about what I saw. Wowie, well
Speaker 2: the jokers to the raid here. Yesterday's she does really well. Okay,
Speaker 2: she comes second. She's in double skulls okay two with
Speaker 2: the one that that means she does she does really well. Yesterday,
Speaker 2: the day before, is when it all happened. So I'm
Speaker 2: logging in and it's incredible. I can't believe we're actually
Speaker 2: watching and the quality was amazing, like various cameras and stuff.
Speaker 2: This they got one of this. One of the teachers
Speaker 2: there is like commentating and then I see, you know,
Speaker 2: there's like four different skulls, and I see, you know,
Speaker 2: Ruby's and a little Roman mate their names called out
Speaker 2: in the school they go to. I'm thinking this would
Speaker 2: be great. They got graphics and everything for the Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's amazing. It's like Fox Footie. It's like, you know,
Speaker 2: it's the largest meetup rumble in the Southern hemisphere. Girl,
Speaker 2: this is shoe.
Speaker 3: I went to nationals for volleyball. We never had anything
Speaker 3: like that, so.
Speaker 2: I can't believe it. And it's like amazing quantity. So well,
Speaker 2: if and I'm watching it, we see them all as
Speaker 2: like the start pistol.
Speaker 1: Goes off very quickly.
Speaker 2: It's very clear that there's some very quick girls bowing
Speaker 2: at this, and there's there's a lack but you know,
Speaker 2: and then what I was starting to see is my
Speaker 2: daughter's canoe. I don't think it's called a canoe. Skull
Speaker 2: boat thing right veering off, right, veering so badly off,
Speaker 2: and they're going backwards, you know, they're going backwards. Okay,
Speaker 2: so they can't really see, but the other boats can
Speaker 2: see where they're going. Somehow they hit black an eye
Speaker 2: and they hit a tree so badly they get wedged
Speaker 2: in there for five minutes. So much so two other
Speaker 2: races to finish. Right, Ruby's rowing mate starts to cry
Speaker 2: because there's humiliation of it, all right, And I'm watching it,
Speaker 2: you know, we just want to be there to get
Speaker 2: that flipping boat out, and I'm yelling at it. Someone
Speaker 2: teachers do so and get that little boat out. They
Speaker 2: made them finish the whole race, then finish it. So
Speaker 2: I'm watching all this. It's heartbreaking seeing that on your
Speaker 2: phone from saying what a right? So this morning, I
Speaker 2: want to know your stories are being stuck seeing that
Speaker 2: little skull canoe boat thing whatever it's called, right wedged
Speaker 2: in there. It looked like someone had fired it. It
Speaker 2: was like a dark just stuck in there. I guess
Speaker 2: two girls at speed, you know that big old rumble
Speaker 2: there and just one the southern hemisphere and Langes in
Speaker 2: the sub of the hemisphere. I guess you've got up
Speaker 2: against Antarctica. They must faint for their big old gold.
Speaker 3: All the Brazilians there continue.
Speaker 1: Rotta Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Right now, look for your stories. You've been stuck or
Speaker 2: wedged nine four one four one O four three.
Speaker 6: Rob him good morning. Hell are you Christian?
Speaker 2: I'm good. Rob taks on the show and I hope
Speaker 2: you well, mate. Touch your story all right.
Speaker 6: Quite a few years ago, barbecue down at the brow
Speaker 6: and law's place. The whole family was there. I managed
Speaker 6: to get a mini bte going, which hadn't been running
Speaker 6: for years, so we put a bit of petrol in it.
Speaker 6: I went off on that and another brother in law, Chris,
Speaker 6: he jumped on the motor bike.
Speaker 1: Which is a lot quicker.
Speaker 6: We've got about a k or so along the dirt road.
Speaker 6: There was one tight or ninety degree bend in it.
Speaker 6: We've gone around that, turned around, come back. I was leading.
Speaker 6: I go around the ninety degree bend, get to the
Speaker 6: driveway and there's no Chris, and I thought, Loo, what's
Speaker 6: going on? So I go back to the ninety degree bend.
Speaker 6: I stopped, turned it off, listening and all I can.
Speaker 2: Hear is.
Speaker 6: So I look over the edge of the bank and
Speaker 6: here's Chris with the motorbike lane beside him, wedged in
Speaker 6: a patch of blackberries, and he couldn't.
Speaker 2: Move horns and oh that's agony.
Speaker 6: And the funniest part of that. I crawled down or
Speaker 6: walked down, got him out. We staggered back to the
Speaker 6: house and he spent the next half an hour forty
Speaker 6: five minutes to spend across the kitchen table with my
Speaker 6: wife and his wife fucking black flatberry storms out of
Speaker 6: your thumb.
Speaker 2: It's a fun night for everyone, you know. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: you're gonna thrown out. You win a prize, all right, Rob,
Speaker 2: great story, You have a good week. Thanks Colling. There
Speaker 2: you goes bye by now Janel Janelle? Yes, yes, uh Janew,
Speaker 2: what's your story for us? Mate? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I used to work in Age Keener about probably about
Speaker 7: twelve fifteen years ago now, and one of my dear
Speaker 7: staff members had locked the keys in one of the
Speaker 7: thrower drills, and yeah, I ended up having to pull
Speaker 7: the grade off at the bottom of the door and
Speaker 7: try and wiggle my way in, and I got stuck.
Speaker 2: Stuck in a door. I got stuck with you teen
Speaker 2: you know it's come down on you.
Speaker 7: I tried shoving me and that didn't work. I ended
Speaker 7: up having to get a story up.
Speaker 2: I saw out like a strange magician acts has gone
Speaker 2: very wrong. Oh, Janelle, that's brilliant, very very funny. Janelle,
Speaker 2: thanks your story.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Loretta. Good morning.
Speaker 5: Hi, how are you today?
Speaker 2: I'm good, Loretta. You're a nice weekend. The cast pulled over.
Speaker 2: We can hear the hazard lights.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 5: When I was about eight years old, also put my
Speaker 5: dad's farm in Castle, Maine, and I actually fell down
Speaker 5: a well.
Speaker 6: So I was.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was there for about four hours by myself.
Speaker 5: He actually gone into town and when he came home. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I was in the well and the only thing I
Speaker 5: had to keep my head above wad was I was
Speaker 5: able to hang on to about a one inch pipe
Speaker 5: and that was the only thing in the actual well
Speaker 5: until they were able to get me out, which was
Speaker 5: with a four wheel drive. They had to tie rope
Speaker 5: around my waist and pull me out.
Speaker 2: This is incredible. I mean, did you not have you
Speaker 2: must have nightmares or like PTSD from something like that.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't.
Speaker 5: Actually, I was sorry. Maybe now and again I think
Speaker 5: about it and I go, hmmm, yeah, scary, but you
Speaker 5: know I didn't. I got into a lot of trouble.
Speaker 2: But when you got into trouble for falling down a.
Speaker 5: When you know it was one of those don't go
Speaker 5: near the well things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was at the start of every third episode
Speaker 2: of Lassie or Hey, I just don't go there that well.
Speaker 2: Remember thinking to myself that well is going to come
Speaker 2: back well again. I don't think they're going to listen
Speaker 2: to those words.
Speaker 5: Vitally, Lassie wasn't there all skippy, No.
Speaker 3: Nobody to tell me.
Speaker 2: It sounds I know you're laughing about it, but it
Speaker 2: sounds terrifying to be stuck in a well and then
Speaker 2: you're struggling to keep yourself up afloating water. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 5: Actually I sort of had to bounce, if you know
Speaker 5: what I mean, to sort of kick myself up. So yeah,
Speaker 5: I think my mom I got into more trouble from
Speaker 5: my mom than my dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's something I have to do in that say,
Speaker 2: sr you're tough enough show you know it still that Theretta,
Speaker 2: I'm going to have to give you the gold class
Speaker 2: tickets because this is incredible. Yeah, well done. See it
Speaker 2: was worth it. You know, that's just how hard you've
Speaker 2: got to, you know, survive in a well for four
Speaker 2: hours to win these gold class tickets. We demand a lot.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Loretta, Thank you very much the story.
Speaker 3: Thanks a lot, Thanks by Christian.
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast time.
Speaker 2: Now for the Monday misheard lyrics. This way you email
Speaker 2: in the mishard lyrics. We go through them every Monday.
Speaker 8: It's just another missharday, Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.
Speaker 2: All right, as we play back, you'll miss her lyrics.
Speaker 2: If we agree with what you think you're miss hearing,
Speaker 2: you'll hear this. Dear, oh dear, wizard Play has stopped working.
Speaker 3: Wizard Play.
Speaker 2: That's literally a warning system has come out. I've never
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Speaker 8: It's just the miss heard Monday Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.
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Speaker 2: All right, Monday's miss her lyrics. We play back your
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Speaker 2: My heart will go on, Selene Dion, I believe that
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Speaker 2: Mishurts this week. We've got some great ones to get through.
Speaker 2: First of all, thank you very much, Sean Blake. We
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Speaker 3: Shut her?
Speaker 2: Or is it life's too short to eat a carrot hole.
Speaker 3: To shut her?
Speaker 2: Yes? Also, he's given us two fascinate alphabet good song
Speaker 2: on this couple years ago. The word is on your lips,
Speaker 2: say the word fascination or is it a topical one?
Speaker 2: The word is on your lips say the word vaccination. Wow,
Speaker 2: that's right on the nose. Why did then use that
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Speaker 2: It's going to ruin this classic song for so many
Speaker 2: people too, Shy Cat's p I'm hearing too, shy Cat's pee,
Speaker 2: the Escape song, Peina Colada song Rupert Holmes. If you
Speaker 2: like Pina Colada's if you like? Or is it a
Speaker 2: if you like being a Koala? If you like? No,
Speaker 2: almost but not quite, my friends, Chris Preston t LC
Speaker 2: waterfalls don't go chasing waterfalls or is it don't go
Speaker 2: Jason Waterfalls first name, Jason surname Waterfalls. Yes, Yes, Jason
Speaker 2: water Hall of favor last this morning. Then Joshua Doolan,
Speaker 2: Thank you, mister Dolan. Confidence ocean, Allie, it's all about confidence, baby.
Speaker 2: She was a confident lady.
Speaker 8: Can.
Speaker 2: It's all about cabinets, baby, she was covered in gravy
Speaker 2: that can. Yeah, I'm here in cabinet, so that we
Speaker 2: missed off the other bit on that. We'll give you that.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Joshua Doolan and everybody else has
Speaker 2: been emailing as well. If you hear any miss her lyrics,
Speaker 2: email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: That's this week's thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So on Friday show, Jack was telling us about his
Speaker 2: car to be filmed by the ABC.
Speaker 3: It will be in a news story. It's a Tesla
Speaker 3: and it'll be in this story about Tesla's.
Speaker 2: Any Timmy says, Tesla. You know it's like sirih gets
Speaker 2: activated Amazon, you know Southern Now, Yes, Master.
Speaker 3: There is a story about scammers, very evil scammers. Evil
Speaker 3: telling people you're doing the.
Speaker 2: Voice over for it tonight on ABC. Evil scammers on teslas,
Speaker 2: who would do such a thing?
Speaker 3: Rockers tricking people to think they're buying a Tesla when
Speaker 3: they're not. I don't know the real details of the story.
Speaker 2: Back a biscuits turns up like these are not Tesla's.
Speaker 3: What I do know is that they need to film
Speaker 3: a Tesla for overlay footage called b ROLL.
Speaker 2: There we go again. He's peering about the curtain. He's
Speaker 2: peaking about the curtain, letting us know about b roll.
Speaker 3: For So when the news story says something like, oh,
Speaker 3: the evil scamer, scammers told people they would get a Tesla,
Speaker 3: you'll see shot.
Speaker 2: That's what they're talking about.
Speaker 3: What they're talking about.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's great, they've done that for us because I
Speaker 2: couldn't imagine what one was.
Speaker 3: It won't look like So the news producer Amy and
Speaker 3: the cameraman I forget his name, coupled.
Speaker 2: Man of people Friday Dave called one of those two names.
Speaker 3: They were on their way out on Friday afternoon to
Speaker 3: come and film the tesla. Then Bianca reminded me that
Speaker 3: we had remember I had a couple's massage book for
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day weekend and then Valentine's we went into that
Speaker 3: swift lockdown. Everything got postponed. The couple's massage was moved
Speaker 3: to Friday afternoon. I completely forgot about it, so I
Speaker 3: had to be at two places at once. I didn't
Speaker 3: want to let down the ABC.
Speaker 2: They need that b roll.
Speaker 3: They were already on their way out. Last thing I
Speaker 3: want to do is tell them they can't come. But
Speaker 3: also I've got to go to the couple's massage.
Speaker 2: Don't want that to go to wait stuck between a
Speaker 2: rock and a hard place, an the love of your
Speaker 2: life and also getting on TV.
Speaker 3: So what I did was when they the producer from
Speaker 3: the ABC got there, I taught her how to drive
Speaker 3: the car, and I said.
Speaker 2: I have to go how to drive a car how
Speaker 2: to d car. But it's all right post.
Speaker 3: It's a future. It's a future.
Speaker 2: It's a futuristic.
Speaker 3: Amy, I challenge you to get in the Tesla and
Speaker 3: drive it. First time.
Speaker 2: I've had a look in there. Jack opened up the
Speaker 2: door once. I could just peer in there, you know,
Speaker 2: And it's got no controls exactly.
Speaker 3: It's it's daunting the first time you get in. So
Speaker 3: I left Amy and the cameraman with the cameraman again,
Speaker 3: get his name. He's a gentleman, though, And I said, well,
Speaker 3: I'll go to the couple's massage. You guys just drive
Speaker 3: the car and film it.
Speaker 2: Do what you need to do. Already they're thinking, what
Speaker 2: the hell, it's just a Friday afternoon. What do you
Speaker 2: mean about slipping couple's massage something they did to get
Speaker 2: it on every Friday afternoon.
Speaker 3: Then you call me when you finished with the car,
Speaker 3: Call me and I can lock it from the app.
Speaker 3: Put the keys inside the car. Well, the keys actually
Speaker 3: a little credit card thing. Futuristic again. Put that in
Speaker 3: the glove box. Call me, I'll lock the car from
Speaker 3: the app. Will all be good? Yeah, only problem is
Speaker 3: while they're filming, I'm waiting in the foyer. Of the
Speaker 3: wellness center for the couple's massage. Times ticking. I'm about
Speaker 3: to go into my massage. I don't I can't have
Speaker 3: my phone on me to lock the car while I'm
Speaker 3: face down in that thing. So I had to call
Speaker 3: them and tell them that the time was up for
Speaker 3: filming the ABC story.
Speaker 2: Bold Doug the name is came out.
Speaker 3: Just set it up action, you know, I said, times
Speaker 3: up runs?
Speaker 2: Why can't we? Doesn't really bother you? And I'm I'm
Speaker 2: a massage facing that little thing. You know, it's a
Speaker 2: couple's massage. For this the ABC your just too much
Speaker 2: drama going on.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to do the favor to the A
Speaker 3: b C. I get no incentive for me to do
Speaker 3: that except a footage for their story.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sad thing is the story is not on for a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks because they have to wait for a
Speaker 3: judge to give them permission to run the story. Okay,
Speaker 3: something to do with the scammers.
Speaker 2: And the documentary at the making office be roll footage.
Speaker 2: How did the couple's mass on scut because I don't
Speaker 2: think they ever really work. If you had one with
Speaker 2: Chris Patsy, yeah.
Speaker 4: I have, and he always goes to sleep in snows.
Speaker 3: Fell asleep straight away, and then Pianka told me when
Speaker 3: I woke up, I was the car was safe.
Speaker 2: You can have a nice big snooze.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Today, My friends, it is Thank a Baker Day. Do
Speaker 2: you guys have a local baker that you can stop
Speaker 2: in after the show today and please thank them for baking?
Speaker 3: I will?
Speaker 2: Who is that? Then? Oh?
Speaker 3: I guess the Baker's Delight near my house.
Speaker 2: Is the one I go to. I'm going to the bakery.
Speaker 2: What would you like?
Speaker 3: I'll have a cheesy might scroll.
Speaker 4: Oh, Patsy, I'll have a high team, but it's going
Speaker 4: to be burnt on the top. You know the old
Speaker 4: heighting bridge.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I love? An Claire? Yes? Proper cream? Ohay.
Speaker 2: The French Revolution was started over bread. Did you know that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I did not? Yes. A wave of diviner riots over
Speaker 2: bread prices, known as the Flower War, gripped the country
Speaker 2: in seventeen seventy five and snowboard into a movement that
Speaker 2: became the French Revolution. Staying with France, Rio Siste obviously
Speaker 2: found some facts about French baking. Nice to have today,
Speaker 2: in Australia. In France by Laura, bakery has to make
Speaker 2: all the bread itsells from scratch in order to have
Speaker 2: the right to be called that Bacai.
Speaker 3: Did you add that last bird of flick?
Speaker 2: Maybe? All right? So how do we thank a baker
Speaker 2: by making Baker movies? All right? Baker movies? You say
Speaker 2: on thank you Baker Day. Harry Potter, Harry Potter and
Speaker 2: the Deathly Hollow Jam donut silver forget it, slice pans
Speaker 2: labyrinth mm silver for catsire me if you can. Plus, dude,
Speaker 2: where's my crust?
Speaker 3: Bronze?
Speaker 2: Forget him? To the Greek gold dow we go, not
Speaker 2: a digging to get that gold? Jackie boy, what have
Speaker 2: you got for Baker movies?
Speaker 3: Loafi's choice?
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: Gold, my own private sour dough.
Speaker 2: That's good. Also gold, gluten.
Speaker 3: Free, Willy gluten free, Willy the big Whale. He don'tike
Speaker 3: the gluten. It gives his tummy rumble. Bronze weekend at Brumbies.
Speaker 2: Oh very good. Now I know where you ask Hi
Speaker 2: about Brumbies earlier.
Speaker 3: Yeah, gold and savoring private rye bread.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Too many types of bread here, too many types
Speaker 2: of bread now.
Speaker 3: Gluten free, but he's savoring it.
Speaker 2: Bron Plonde un Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast Morning on
Speaker 2: thank of Baker Day. We're looking for your bakery movies.
Speaker 3: You guys need a lot of toast.
Speaker 2: What is it about the simple joy of toast?
Speaker 3: I think it's my most eating food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love t I even have some moreful going
Speaker 2: to ben to help me go to sleep a little.
Speaker 2: Tommy had some last night with some jam. What sort
Speaker 2: I had? Strawberry and apple. The neighbor next door made it. Really,
Speaker 2: it's actually very very good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, crunched his own apples and everything, like, how do
Speaker 3: you how do you.
Speaker 2: Shoo them them jam? That's so cute. All these years
Speaker 2: ahead of the jam years and went into the old
Speaker 2: jam hes You ever made homemade jam?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Never, Oh so moment in a man's life to make jam?
Speaker 2: All right, what do we do?
Speaker 3: Bakery movies?
Speaker 2: Such a alright weekend at Baker's. It's okay, Silver, It's okay,
Speaker 2: it's okay. Emma Beauty in the East and Nikola Buns
Speaker 2: with Dick and Jane. Plus. Yeah, that's very good. Chris,
Speaker 2: well done, Rocket Flan, Silver Men who stare at loaves silver,
Speaker 2: men who stare at it's becoming the new Armageddon. It's
Speaker 2: very busy, glazed and confused silver plus spilly Jean, I'm
Speaker 2: a bread and gold, very good, Emma. Scrolls on a
Speaker 2: plane silver, lockstock and smoking baguettes.
Speaker 3: Bronze top bun silver, risky biscuits gold.
Speaker 2: I love that. I hope there's a business somewhere called
Speaker 2: risky biscuits thin, red line gold. Michael, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Dough pre good attempt silver, No name on that, Please
Speaker 2: put your name on them when you text them. But
Speaker 2: well done, six oh seven, shitty chitty bun bun silver,
Speaker 2: We brought a strudle gold and Daniel shorn of the
Speaker 2: bread silver, white men can't pumpernickel silver plus to sour
Speaker 2: dough with love silver grain, Terrino go Clint Eastwood having
Speaker 2: a roll at the front of that house. Nung's on
Speaker 2: the bun gold, dances with loaves gold plus Leroy, well done,
Speaker 2: very good dancers with loaves. That's brilliant. The scroll nine
Speaker 2: yards silver. The devil wears Pavlova fronz and we should
Speaker 2: have ended with dances with lows from Leroy. Why do
Speaker 2: they go back in for any more. All Right, title
Speaker 2: of today's show is Making People Snails Team. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much. We see you tomorrow morning.
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