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Speaker 1: Posting birthday surprise Ricky Gervais.

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Speaker 2: He's my thirty second birthday today, so it gets around

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Speaker 2: me and very exciting.

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Speaker 1: Anyway you can podcast community. I'm in the middle of

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Speaker 1: talking about what's coming up on the show.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, well, you know it's my birthday show. So I

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Speaker 2: think that's a big cell for the show that can

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Speaker 2: get you know.

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Speaker 1: It's your birthday, guys, it's my birthday. Keep listening.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's a real spirit in the air. You know,

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Speaker 2: you don't you want to get those shows once a

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Speaker 2: year anything.

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Speaker 1: It's in the air right now is the smell of

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Speaker 1: your fart after your girlfriend gave you a juice that

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Speaker 1: I thought we banned you from. Yesterday.

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Speaker 2: She did a lot of juicing and she keeps saying,

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Speaker 2: do you want some.

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Speaker 1: Of the juice? And I don't want any of the

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Speaker 1: juice and we're sick of the juice and theo. But

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Speaker 1: she's juicing for hours. Boy, she's up there, she's juicing.

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Speaker 2: People might find sort of humor funny, but they have

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Speaker 2: to realize we are in a air tight trapped page

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Speaker 2: with that man's buttocks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, it's wild, and it's like it is

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Speaker 1: air tight. It is air tight. And if anyone seen

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Speaker 1: the movie The Rock, and that's with those green balls

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Speaker 1: break and those guys are stuck by that glass griss

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Speaker 1: screen and their faces melt off. That's Joel and I.

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Speaker 1: Every day, I've had multiple facial transplants to save mugs. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: tell your new girlfriend you can't eat onion and all

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Speaker 1: the other.

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Speaker 2: She knows about that. We've been trying to sneak back

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Speaker 2: in a few tell you. She also has the theory

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Speaker 2: that if you duice it, it doesn't have the impacint.

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Speaker 1: She gets the theory. She's also not the other one

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Speaker 1: who has to eat ship while they're doing radio. So like,

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Speaker 1: so let's just let's you know, she's probably walking through

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Speaker 1: Van's got a theory. Call me, we'll have a chat

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Speaker 1: about it, and then I'll let her know whether or

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Speaker 1: not it's okay to try, because right now she's just

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Speaker 1: like how the boys go today? Really suffocate? Did they

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Speaker 1: swinging to miss? For another theory, you need to road

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Speaker 1: test it at least on animals or something.

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Speaker 3: First.

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Speaker 1: We humans are subjects. You're too nice to say. Ningwood

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Speaker 1: will say it for you fair enough.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't say it to her, No, No, because

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Speaker 2: then you're talking about my fat and it's too soon

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Speaker 1: She knows your fat. Yeah, I know. I'm still sneaking

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Speaker 1: to the corners of the house. You farted in the

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Speaker 1: front cabin, in the front room. I told her that.

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Speaker 2: But we're all was But it's all like jokes, joke jokes.

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Speaker 2: She doesn't think it's a real deal yet. And I've

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Speaker 2: still got a few spots in the house that i

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Speaker 2: can get to. My brother's upstairs. Someone's knock on his

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Speaker 2: doone go. Can't come in fast anyway, I was. We

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Speaker 2: get some foreigners coming on, people from overseas, saying, what's

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Speaker 2: weird about it? That's always bloody good gear. Effie comes

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Speaker 2: and joins us. Yes, if you know Ifie, she's a

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Speaker 2: bloody right and she was a right with us.

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Speaker 4: Guys.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy yeah, yeah, who God?

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Speaker 5: And where is farn? Buddy? Doesn't care?

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Speaker 1: O ca listen, listen learn everyone news hylin what on

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Speaker 1: a Wednesday? We have an absolute star of the Australian screen.

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Speaker 1: She's been making people laugh in Australia for thirty years

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Speaker 1: just about now. Her name is Mary Coustus, or you'd

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Speaker 1: better know her as Efie you know how much she

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Speaker 1: with a fishop overhead. Yeah, I was shaking shad you

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Speaker 1: fall for it every time.

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Speaker 2: She's in Melbourne in lockdown Effie. So I'm looking forward

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Speaker 2: to hearing what Effie does when she's lockdown.

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Speaker 1: Will I'm terrified of what Effie does when she's in lockdown,

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Speaker 1: but I'm very excited to have on the show. It's

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Speaker 1: also your birthday, woulds that's huge get around me thirty eight.

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Speaker 1: I mean, who would have thought, Yeah, don't look.

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Speaker 2: At day over thirty six, I'd say, I meking good,

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Speaker 2: thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: At the end of your final, I've got a partner

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Speaker 1: as well, which is wild. It got a partner. As

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Speaker 1: much would have been I think it would have been

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Speaker 1: a little bit like there would have been a lot

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Speaker 1: of chat behind your back if you didn't have a

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Speaker 1: partner and you're in the age you are. That's true.

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Speaker 1: People worse than asked questions.

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Speaker 2: A few rumors coming out, and obviously homosexuality and whatnot.

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Speaker 1: Away glad to put them somewhat to bed. I will

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Speaker 1: talk about that in about ten or fifteen minutes time. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I've got a few news articles I need to read

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Speaker 2: Have there been articles about my sexuality has been I

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Speaker 2: mean I'm not surprised really because everyone was wondering, like,

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Speaker 2: why is he not getting the partner?

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Speaker 1: Anyway? Got one?

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Speaker 2: Now stuff your dailymail. You can stop writing your rumors.

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Speaker 2: And I'm looking up with Todd mckennie.

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Speaker 1: I was over it. We had one night true podcasting. Wow,

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Speaker 1: what did you get in the paper for? If you've

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Speaker 1: been in the paper and I don't want this to

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Speaker 1: one of the big papers in Australia. It just has

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Speaker 1: to be could it could be a local paper. I mean,

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Speaker 1: we had a guy that we were talking about earlier

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he tried to cure his constipation with an eel.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it didn't work everyone. And by the way, if

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So anyway, so's drinks and prune juice. So it

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Speaker 1: might be your local paper. I got in the local

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Speaker 1: paper when I was five years old. Drinking from a

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Speaker 1: Why did they pick you? Will because I was cute?

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Speaker 1: I was cute as a button. I'm wearing an umbrella hat. God,

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Speaker 1: what happened to you? You can see that adorable time

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Speaker 1: a thicket of head, so cute your trim those little mits. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: anyway on Instagram? Will you radiated at all? Just a

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Speaker 1: is Dan Andrews, obviously the premier of Victoria, has made

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Speaker 1: what we've actually been through. One hundred and fifteen days

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Speaker 1: we've been in lockdown while in Melbourne, which is longer

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Speaker 1: that's right, he's done. It calls him dictator Dan, and

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Speaker 1: stormed through the other day to put down the lockdown protesters. Yes. Yes,

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Speaker 1: And then at the same time it goes out the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hopefully gets a bit of a smile on his face,

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Speaker 2: because he does really cop it, doesn't he does well.

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Speaker 1: I think the only thing we're really hoping for is

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Speaker 1: that he gets a new jacket. Yeah, we know, like

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Speaker 1: Shelly had to deal with. His wife was like numbers

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Speaker 1: the TV? You can?

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Speaker 2: Can't you get a nude? Look my mum made I

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Speaker 2: don't think this was this. I think this was a

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Speaker 2: basically there was a hula hoop record that was broken,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And the newspaper did a big apology and said, actually,

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Speaker 2: Melissa Whitelaw is that Oh no, I've used her full

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Speaker 1: Well nice, yeah, in the paps of fire. Your mum

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Speaker 1: now hot hips for days podcasting. Now, what did you

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Speaker 1: Washington Post. The big fel is probably pretty toughed. So

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Speaker 6: Princess Margaret came to Bondi Beach in nineteen seventy five.

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Speaker 8: So we did.

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Speaker 1: she was apparently a little bit well, she was a

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Speaker 1: of them. Yeah yeah they didn't really people died, but yep, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the bank job, true story of that movie. Don't know.

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Speaker 1: Don't know whether those photos are true, whether those photos

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Speaker 2: Geez wild, Let's go to lockey be a bit of

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Speaker 2: fun and then some great information in our show. How

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Speaker 2: about that, Let's go to lockey here, locky? What did

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Speaker 2: you make the paper for good?

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Speaker 4: A fellows happy birthday? Would he?

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Speaker 1: Thanks lucky that man?

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Speaker 4: I was actually the newspaper, different newspapers, one in Bellart

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Speaker 4: in Victoria, yep, the Herald Son, the Ah and the

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Speaker 4: New York Times. Wow, I got bitten by a snake

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Speaker 4: when I was in the U nine. Yeah, I st

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Speaker 1: And you made the New York Times for that? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: pr person? Seriously please? Antoinette's called Antoinette? What do you

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Speaker 1: Yeah? And who to you? It was actually no Cleil's toe.

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Speaker 8: Well, we we went into town and they just invented

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Speaker 8: Oh gee, I can remember. This is eighteen years ago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you have gone with their woods. Oh no,

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Speaker 2: Have you experienced a situation that you didn't see coming.

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Speaker 2: The reason we're talking about it is because Kelly Clarkson

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Speaker 1: Definitely didn't see anything coming that came. But what I'm

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Speaker 2: Lot of little heart.

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Speaker 1: You know, we have four kids, and divorce is never easy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look at me, now, look at me. Now, let's

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Speaker 2: got Danny here on Thurday one or six y five. Danny,

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Speaker 2: this was your daughter. What didn't she say coming?

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Speaker 6: Banks.

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Speaker 12: She had athletics kind of when she was always coming first.

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Speaker 12: so well. She was coming first and sot choky and

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Speaker 7: She everyone Petter.

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Speaker 12: I was like, what is she doing?

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Speaker 1: Didn't see them fly coming? You think you could choke

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Speaker 1: Not your I want to move it off because it

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Speaker 1: just can't stop thinking about this? You know, you just

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Speaker 2: I could definitely see Kelly banging out her own song

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Speaker 2: in the shower post divorce You Reckon. I think it'd

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Speaker 1: And finally she's like, you know what, I actually I

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Speaker 2: Now I will re release this puppy, put a new

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Speaker 2: mix on it. Here we go, let's go to Rose.

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Speaker 2: I'm thirty one, six five.

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Speaker 6: Rowse Yeah, Hi, Happy birthday.

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Speaker 1: Oh thanks Rose?

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Speaker 8: Right on Saturday, no one really cares.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll get on your road. Happy birthday for Saturday.

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Speaker 2: That was will and needs a dickhead.

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Speaker 1: You didn't see that coming. What's your story? Rose?

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Speaker 9: When I was a kid, I was about seven years old,

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Speaker 9: we used to play this game called Fly. You know

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Speaker 7: Flew in the air yea and really high.

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Speaker 9: And the little girl that was with me tall home

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Speaker 9: luckily I landed on my you know, the old suitcases

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Speaker 1: I never took a suitcase to school, you know. And

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Speaker 1: She was flying. You got in the camera. There was

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Speaker 1: the game flying?

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Speaker 13: Not again?

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Speaker 1: What is the game flow? Who knows. Let's go to

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Speaker 2: No, I believe it didn't mind this time and she

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Speaker 1: Ca bhie, Belinda, finally one, we're taking stories. You didn't

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Speaker 10: My name is Glinda. I do deliveries throughout the odd ways.

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Speaker 11: And I did not see that coming.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Blinda, you've escaped death, are Belinda?

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Speaker 1: I mean the girl was completely.

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Speaker 2: Great Stufflinda, lighting doors, Blinda, I mean two seconds later

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Speaker 2: who's called as You're not happy with the stories.

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Speaker 1: You think your girlfriend's got a great exam. Now that's

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Speaker 2: The Yes, you think you're going into a great example

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Speaker 1: We're going to go to a song. You know she's

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Speaker 2: Well, you're going to call a cold caller right up

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Speaker 2: next and we hear her story of I didn't see

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Speaker 2: The reason we're talking about is because Kelly Clarkson's didn't

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Speaker 1: I was having a ride of a time in here.

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Speaker 2: You were sitting a back going, Oh, hang on a second,

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't say that. I said she's got a

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Speaker 1: It's not a great story. You're just annoying. Your phone

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Speaker 2: You were saying during the song, this is way better

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Speaker 1: Well, now hang on, just whoa just wait? Okay, he

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Speaker 1: on listens to the show. You know that she doesn't

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Speaker 1: a long I'm just gonna plug this thing in here, yeah,

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Speaker 1: got a great story, but their fry when it's not

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't have had to go to this public What

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Speaker 1: So it's not going to sue you, though, is she Well,

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Speaker 1: need to tell her immediately that she's on air. If

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Speaker 1: I do that, she'll hang out. So I need to

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Speaker 1: If she doesn't, we're cooked. Cool. This is this Okay,

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Speaker 1: a shocking story. I told you it's not good. Hello, Hello, Sam.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about not being able to see things coming.

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Speaker 1: I've said that badly. What didn't you see coming? And

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Speaker 1: Aldi recently with the air fryers.

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Speaker 12: No, but you can't get them at Aldi.

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Speaker 1: What's the issue there? You have to carry in with

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Speaker 1: two people and you're not allowed to shop with two people,

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Speaker 1: only allowed to shop with one person. Oh, so annoying.

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Speaker 11: Will we have been air frowing the house down?

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Speaker 14: It wasn't employee two people.

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Speaker 1: So you're saying you're saying that we couldn't buy an

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Speaker 1: air fryer.

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Speaker 11: They didn't even stock them in Melbourne.

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Speaker 1: That's just wit sad. Yeah, didn't see it coming.

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Speaker 6: No, it was the one thing in weeks that I

448
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Speaker 6: was very excited about.

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Speaker 1: Now, would you mind if I use that audio view

450
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Speaker 1: on the radio just talking about the air fry.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that was the worst story I have ever heard.

452
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Speaker 1: So many things. That gets a triple loss for me. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like and everyone listening, everyone list everyone. Well, look I've

454
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Speaker 1: got a bad bit of audio. But you know, no

455
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Speaker 1: sex forer a month. There's no doubt that will happen.

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Speaker 1: You've done it before. Bring a home an air fryer.

457
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Speaker 1: I can't because I need two people to collect it.

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Speaker 1: And that's what I coming full circle.

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Speaker 15: Podcasting Now, I'll tell you what any massive sex anyone,

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Speaker 15: But not saying that the day is a.

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Speaker 2: Good o guys, It's time for a bit of wilm

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Speaker 2: wrdies Foreigner fair dincom look like look.

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Speaker 4: Like, look like.

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Speaker 2: We're asking people who were born overseas, what is something

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Speaker 2: Australians do that shocks you.

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Speaker 1: We got Carol here, Carol, where are you from?

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Speaker 7: Heyeh hi, guys, I'm from the UK, and I've been

468
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Speaker 7: here about sixteen years now. But in the UK, we

469
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Speaker 7: have a little animal in the back garden that is

470
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Speaker 7: called a hedgehog. And my first works do I went

471
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Speaker 7: to they told me they were serving up hedgehogs slides,

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Speaker 7: very very.

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Speaker 1: Right, start, Carol, how we got Korean?

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Speaker 9: Here?

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Speaker 1: Korean? Where are you from? Israel? Okay? What do we

476
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Speaker 1: do that shocks yourived twenty years ago?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, when I saw guys working with their pens, loop,

478
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Speaker 11: that looks weird for me.

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Speaker 1: It is a weird look for anyone else, isn't. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I think that's a great look. Jean's and a flip flop.

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Speaker 2: I mean like my pants on fire will, But I imagine

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Speaker 2: for Corin rattling Staff.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Natalie here. Natalie, you're from the UK.

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Speaker 1: What do we do that shocks you?

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Speaker 14: I went and lived in the outback for a bit

486
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Speaker 14: to my farm work, and I just thought it was

487
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Speaker 14: bizarre that men and women both had like the same

488
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Speaker 14: uniform of a long shirt, long trousers, cowboy boots and

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Speaker 14: a cowboy hat. And then I fell out of place.

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Speaker 14: But everyone was sort of dresed like a cowboy.

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Speaker 1: You're wearing just.

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Speaker 14: Like normal shorts and a T shirt you think you'd

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Speaker 14: wear in like the sunny bush.

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Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, I just thought I reckon, you're weired it

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Speaker 1: in Italie. The kit like the Parks and the Parks kit. Yes,

496
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Speaker 1: the shirts and the pants.

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Speaker 2: That's for safety though, I'm pretty sure to avoid snake

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Speaker 2: bites and grazers.

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Speaker 1: Let's go like, we'll get that on the podcast. In

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Speaker 1: that chat, let's go to Hawa hallo. Where are you from?

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Speaker 3: Hi, I'm from Kenya?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what do we do with the chu?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 3: So a weird word that all this day is the

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Speaker 3: word kappa.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I was going over to my friend's house and

508
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Speaker 3: they told me to bring a kappa and I ended

509
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Speaker 3: up bringing an empty cup.

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Speaker 1: Alright, guys, Pakistan abbsy, we're about to go to the quiz,

511
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Speaker 1: but before then, something else he's doing the chuck here.

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Speaker 11: Oh hey guys, happy birthday and uh yeah. The best

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Speaker 11: thing that I've seen over here in Australia system only

514
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Speaker 11: two years for me. But the most surprising thing that

515
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Speaker 11: really kind of like you know, amazes me is the

516
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Speaker 11: is the millet the Australian people. It's it's kind of

517
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Speaker 11: like the signature thing and I really really love it.

518
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Speaker 13: The what sorry podcasting now, SAXA, Who's going?

519
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 5: And where is Bud? Nobody doesn't care what else.

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Speaker 1: I can listen, listen, listen, good afternoon everyone. If you've

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Speaker 1: got to get out of the car, totally get it.

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Speaker 1: Efie is going to be joining the show a little

523
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Speaker 1: bit later on, though, so William Woody get the podcast

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Speaker 1: wherever you get your podcast. She is a hood. I'm

525
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Speaker 1: very much looking forward to that. And Woods, it's your

526
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Speaker 1: birthday today. I've organized a big surprise for You're right

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Speaker 1: up next. Very excited.

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Speaker 2: I think we're at the stage where we're over the

529
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Speaker 2: stitch ups, were over them.

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Speaker 1: I think I just want to do a good, genuine,

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Speaker 1: heartfelt birthday surprise for you. That's what I'm looking forward to.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it to. After the quiz, Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Relius.

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Speaker 1: Boys, oh point said I on me. Birthday is Emily. Emily.

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Speaker 2: There are thirty seconds on the clock. You got to

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Speaker 2: get ten questions right. You can pass on any question

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Speaker 2: and we have to take your first answer. First quick

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Speaker 2: question for you, Emily, given it's my birthday. If you

539
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Speaker 2: win the five hundred, can we go halves.

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Speaker 8: Not halves but I'll send you a card.

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Speaker 4: How about that?

542
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Speaker 12: But happy birthday.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate it, Emily, and I will take that card

544
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Speaker 2: if you win. Will let's do the quiz. Cards are

545
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 2: the best part about birthdays anyway.

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Speaker 1: I got the best card this morning. I got the

547
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Speaker 1: best card from your new girlfriend. Yep, that's cute. It

548
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 1: was so nice. Yeah that actually that is straight up

549
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Speaker 1: appropriate giving that card. Did you cry?

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Speaker 2: I tried, was still trying to be all manly. Yeah,

551
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,919
Speaker 2: but yeah, there's little twinkle there in the iron and

552
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Speaker 2: that was a tear.

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Speaker 1: All right? Ten questions, thirty seconds, Emily, you ready go?

554
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Speaker 8: Let's do this, boy?

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00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:02,120
Speaker 1: So I actually when my girlfriend read my birthday card

556
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Speaker 1: to her on the weekend, I didn't even it wasn't

557
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Speaker 1: even to me. Wow, Yeah we are we are emotionsative guys.

558
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 1: We're snags, we're sensitive new age guys, and I'm proud

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Speaker 1: of it. All right, let's do it, Emily. You don't

560
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: care about that. You just want five hundred bucks. Who

561
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 1: is Batman's sidekick? Name a country starting with D? What

562
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,239
Speaker 1: sized feet do you have?

563
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:22,440
Speaker 8: Eleven?

564
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: What's thirteen plus eight?

565
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:25,679
Speaker 8: Twenty one?

566
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Speaker 1: What food does pop I eat?

567
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Speaker 12: Spinach?

568
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Speaker 1: What does Mi I? A stand for what color do

569
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Speaker 1: you get it from? Mixed red and yellow?

570
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 8: Orange?

571
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: Name an Elton John song? Do you like mangoes?

572
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 7: No?

573
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Speaker 1: What are a rachnophobes? Afraid of? What color? Is your car?

574
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Speaker 8: Red?

575
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Speaker 1: There we go? There we go. Gee, she didn't make

576
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Speaker 1: a sweat, did she? I mean we tried to put

577
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Speaker 1: her off with all the crying chat before Ian. Yeah,

578
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Speaker 1: she was a little business straight. Shoot, Emily, you wouldn't

579
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Speaker 1: cry on a birthday card, would you? Not?

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Speaker 4: All for.

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Speaker 6: She is?

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Speaker 2: I mean the question is, though, given she lacks emotion,

583
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Speaker 2: she good enough to hold her nerve. Man, how are

584
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Speaker 2: you feeling, Emily? You know you're the one who played

585
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,479
Speaker 2: the quiz? How are you feeling?

586
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Speaker 14: I'm a little bit nervous, to be honest, and we'll

587
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Speaker 14: give you that.

588
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:21,399
Speaker 1: Well emotions it for the week? Your dog? Are there

589
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Speaker 1: any questions you worried about? Emily? I'll ask you that.

590
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Speaker 14: I think he's a spider, but I'm not one hundred

591
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Speaker 14: percent sure.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's go straight to it.

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Speaker 2: I can tell you right now, if you get this

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Speaker 2: question right, you've won yourself five hundred bucks and you've

595
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Speaker 2: got to write a card to Woody.

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Speaker 1: I forgot about it. It'd better be a good card.

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00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 12: Oh, it will be.

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Speaker 1: Arachnophobes are afraid of spiders. You got, thank you very much.

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00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 2: They will give you my personal home address, and you

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Speaker 2: better write me a bloody good card.

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Speaker 1: Emily won't be the personal home addressed. Woods of that

602
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: issues there before. Wow, but it is your birthday this afternoon.

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00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: How good is that? Pretty bloody awesome? Let's get so,

604
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 1: let's get to my surprise. Can get out of the studio. No,

605
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: I want my surprising now it's a surprise, and you

606
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: have to get out. I want to tell the audience

607
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: something that you can't hear. No, No, I don't like that,

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00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 1: because no, because why are we doing something where I

609
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: can't hear? Because it's got to be a surprise. I

610
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,119
Speaker 1: just explained that to you. It's not going to be

611
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 1: a surprise if you sick around, and it's going to

612
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Speaker 1: be a surprise for you. But I've also got quite

613
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 1: a lot of people listening to us right now that

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Speaker 1: they're going to enjoy it as well. Promise is not

615
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: a stitch up. Promise that stitch up? Okay, get out,

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Speaker 1: close the door. I'm going They're gonna eat some coke

617
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: because my birthday. You can't eat? Can't you got too

618
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: many dietary requirements? All right, perfect? Okay, So uh, Woods

619
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Speaker 1: knows everyone I'm speaking to you right now. He's gone.

620
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: Woods knows that we got given a bit of money

621
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Speaker 1: recently to go and search for some guests for something

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00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 1: else that we were doing with the radio show. On

623
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Speaker 1: the other side of this song. I'm going to tell

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00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: him that I've used that money wisely to use a

625
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: website called Cameo, which is a website where celebrities essentially

626
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: you pay them to do personalized videos for people. He's

627
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: going to come make him. I'm going to tell them

628
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 1: we spent the moment to get some big stars on Cameo.

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Speaker 1: The reality is, look, we're in the middle of a

630
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: via pandemic. There's absolutely no cash here. I had to

631
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: spend one hundred bucks my own money to get three

632
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: impersonators to give him happy birthday messages. But they are

633
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: bloody good impersonators, and up next, he's genuinely going to

634
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Speaker 1: think that they are wishing him happy birthday. Podcasting now, Woods,

635
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: it is a very very special day today for you.

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Speaker 1: It is your birthday. It's a birthday. Get around me.

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Speaker 2: The big three too, very special milestone thirty two.

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Speaker 1: Arguably, I couldn't think of a less significant birthday than

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Speaker 1: thirty two. That is nowhere near it now because it

640
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,479
Speaker 1: is you. Look, you and I have got a shocking

641
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: history of birthdays. I know. I'm gonna be honest. Do

642
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: you and I truditionally ban each other from doing birthday

643
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: gifts with each other?

644
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 4: Yeap?

645
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: But here we are, But here we are. And look,

646
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: I've been doing a little work behind the scenes. We've

647
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Speaker 1: got given a little bit of money recently to chase

648
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 1: some guests. Oh yeah, as you know. Nice, As you know,

649
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: none of them really came to fruition. But there is

650
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Speaker 1: a brand new website called Cameo. You've heard about this one.

651
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on there, you're on there. Yeah, twenty bucks

652
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 2: for a personalized VID from Woody. Haven't had a purchase yet,

653
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 2: but I'm optimistic. Gets a cameo everyone, twenty bucks say

654
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Speaker 2: whatever you want?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, So these people got a bit more than

656
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Speaker 1: twenty bucks. Ooh nice, but they are all personalized birthday

657
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: messages for you. Great, so sit back and enjoy. I

658
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Speaker 1: think we've got three of them. Oh how exciting. Okay,

659
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Speaker 1: have you listen to this. If you want to check

660
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Speaker 1: out the videos, by the way, Instagram and Facebook with them,

661
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Speaker 1: it's on there as well. Have listeners.

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Speaker 2: Woody True Pale, Ricky Yeah, oh here, it's your birthday.

663
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Speaker 1: But honestly, what do you want the parade? We're talking

664
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Speaker 1: like a grown man who dresses like a thirteen year

665
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Speaker 1: old boy and can't grow facial hair and has a

666
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Speaker 1: tattoo of half a horse. Pathetic jog on me, o god.

667
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: I feel like with the Golden Gloves I have read,

668
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Speaker 1: you can give them a bit of info before they

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Speaker 1: do their message. Ricky did really well with that, so

670
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Speaker 1: it'd be Ricky Gervais. I suppose I have another one here.

671
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Speaker 1: This is also I can say the name. I suppose

672
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Speaker 1: Dolly pardon, Dolly.

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Speaker 16: Pardon Hoody Woody, Hoody, Wordy were Please don't take it

674
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Speaker 16: just because you can.

675
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Speaker 4: I hope you liked my song.

676
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Speaker 16: Are here on the great fan that you finally fanned

677
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Speaker 16: your shelf A good girl.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

679
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Speaker 15: Well, congratulations on there, and I'm so glad you've start

680
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Speaker 15: chasing reality TV started.

681
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: It was getting so tired. The Very Special and that

682
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Speaker 1: was Wild Douy Part website is the website is phenomenal.

683
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Speaker 1: Another one here from another very big star, another very

684
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Speaker 1: big star. This is cheering wid h and happy birthday legend. Look.

685
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Speaker 1: I like to think I come across as a pretty

686
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Speaker 1: nice guy.

687
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Speaker 14: But if I hear you write a song parody using

688
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Speaker 14: one of my songs, I consue you just kidding.

689
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: Not really cheerial mate, Thank you so pretty lovely birthday

690
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: messages Dolly Partners. That's actually cheap. Anyone's going on the cameo,

691
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: it's only as well it's not. It's not cheap, but

692
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: pretty good messages for pretty good money. Good time to

693
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Speaker 1: do it.

694
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Speaker 2: They're oldest at home obviously, anything banging out, cameod doing anything.

695
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they felt personalized. Now that felt really special, wonderful.

696
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: What are you doing now? Well, now I'm just going

697
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 1: to show you that they're all impersonators. We had one

698
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Speaker 1: more of it. I want to give it up the

699
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: ghost Captain Jacks Barrott, sorry, Captain Woody, Captain Jack here.

700
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Speaker 9: I had some absolute imbecile with me in the past

701
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Speaker 9: on the Black Hole, even Gibbs the Great Wall of China.

702
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Speaker 2: I can do a better. You're the same guy, the

703
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 2: same guy to all of them. You actually paid for

704
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Speaker 2: them hundreds of bucks.

705
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Speaker 1: If you see those videos kind of Instagram. Have you there,

706
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Speaker 1: day mate?

707
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Speaker 9: No?

708
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Speaker 1: Have you there? No, you don't mean that. The next

709
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Speaker 1: guest that we have got on this show, she is

710
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Speaker 1: known by one word and one word only. Her name

711
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Speaker 1: is Efie.

712
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Speaker 10: Hello, good things.

713
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:11,919
Speaker 2: If I believe you're in Melbourne and you're in lockdown, gone,

714
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 2: it wasn't.

715
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Speaker 10: In lockdown, you know, at least physically for most of

716
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 10: my life. You know, I'm speaking, of course sexually. But

717
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 10: now I find myself geographically in lockdown, and you know,

718
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 10: I'm still in my head.

719
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Speaker 1: In how has it been? Has it been? Like? Can

720
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Speaker 1: I ask you know you're talking about you know, you've

721
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: been in lockdown sexually in the past. Has that applied

722
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 1: to the lockdown period as well? Have you been adhering

723
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: to the rules during lockdown?

724
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Speaker 7: Well?

725
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Speaker 10: No, because I've been married, you know, after all, unlocked

726
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 10: myself physically. That was on my honeymoon. Of course, some

727
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 10: of us are traditionalists. Some of us you know, earned

728
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Speaker 10: the right to wear white urgeons out there if y

729
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Speaker 10: I anyway, So now you know, I mean, what else

730
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Speaker 10: can you do except you know, to unlock the beast

731
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Speaker 10: within within the lockdown scenario.

732
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Speaker 2: So how's your husband going with that? Is your husband

733
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 2: going okay with the full unlocking off?

734
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Speaker 10: He's gone fine, he's got a slight limp, just fine.

735
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 1: Oh that's amazing. I mean, what else has lockdown looked

736
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Speaker 1: like you? With the kids, homeschooling, that sort of stuff

737
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: in Melbourne? Has it been as taxing for you as

738
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:29,919
Speaker 1: it has been for everyone else?

739
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Speaker 10: Listen, what can I say other than I'm barely educated myself.

740
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 10: I graduated, you know, from the Academy of hedri So

741
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 10: for finished the year ten is not my strength, nor

742
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 10: is application of any intellectual conversation, let alone to put

743
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 10: a child's future in my wobbly, shaky hands.

744
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 2: A lot of people sruggling with hair at the moment,

745
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,240
Speaker 2: actually in Melbourne, I know, because the hairdressers are closed.

746
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: Given that you are a professional hairdresser, do you.

747
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 2: Have any tips of people that are at home trying

748
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 2: to maintain the hair well.

749
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Speaker 10: I mean, there's a lot of people that you have

750
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 10: just put their hands up and gone come do it,

751
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 10: and have succumbed to the evils of bad looks. You know,

752
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 10: inches of gray, you know, like the GT stripe, and

753
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 10: a lot of stuff like that. But having said that,

754
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 10: it is killing me not to be philanthropic in these

755
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 10: times hashtag cleaning up financially by doing house calls. You know,

756
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 10: never more captive, you know, needy clientele than right now

757
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 10: in this time in history.

758
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Speaker 1: That's true. Absolutely, we're gonna have more everywhere is right

759
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:55,240
Speaker 1: next podcasting now a very very special guest in Anthey

760
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Speaker 1: who joins us on the phone right now?

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Speaker 4: Actually, guys, this is good.

762
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Speaker 10: You know, this is the highlight of the last six months.

763
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 10: It's definitely the highlight of today.

764
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Speaker 1: Must that's nice to hear we've actually I was going

765
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Speaker 1: to I was going to ask you if you actually

766
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Speaker 1: because we've got Kylie Mino, who's on the Who's on

767
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 1: the show tomorrow?

768
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Speaker 10: I love Kyle's I love a Please send them my

769
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:18,919
Speaker 10: love mate.

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Speaker 1: You guys, you guys are friends.

771
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,839
Speaker 10: Well, you know, we started out together or not? I mean,

772
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 10: I was on Neighbors?

773
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Speaker 8: Are you kidding me?

774
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 10: They didn't do people that look like me? I had

775
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 10: too much talent for neighbors. You know, we both came

776
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 10: up in that era of the late eighties.

777
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Speaker 1: You know, yeah, yeah, you know, I'd like to.

778
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 10: Say I gave her that perm but you know I

779
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:43,879
Speaker 10: will not admit to that. Charlene's permed inspired by by Bye.

780
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 6: No.

781
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 10: I mean I just saw around the traps, you know

782
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 10: the logis. You know she come and see those stage

783
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 10: shows her and Danny legends love them.

784
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

785
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 2: Is there anything that we can bring up with Kylie?

786
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 2: You think we'll give us a bit of an enemy.

787
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 2: At the end of the day, we've got a ten

788
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 2: minute chat with Kylie Minogue? Is there a question or something?

789
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 10: Spirically, Guys, if you're having to lean on me for ideas,

790
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 10: then you're not doing your job.

791
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Speaker 1: Okay, love it speaking of growing up in the same era. Actually, Efie,

792
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: we were obviously doing a bit of research for this

793
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: interview and speaking you know at the logos. I mean,

794
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 1: just to give you a bit of an idea, like

795
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: Kylie Minogue would have been in the audience at the

796
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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety three Logis, no doubt and doubts you'd have

797
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: been in the audience. You, Fie, on the other hand,

798
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 1: are on stage with the one and only Bert Newton

799
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Speaker 1: in front of the entire austral And media. You're a

800
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 1: very confident woman, Efie, But can you just confirm or

801
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: deny some of these rumors.

802
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 10: The bishop overhead, Yeah, I was shaking.

803
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 1: Kind said, you fall for it every time. So you

804
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: slept with Bert Newton Effie, Oh.

805
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 10: My god, that'd be like sleeping with some sort of

806
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 10: you know, temper bed or something like that that's face

807
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 10: puffee and it is used to like it's a pillow

808
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 10: and a matrix. No, I have not done anything untoward

809
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 10: in regards, you know, just just teasing the gulags to

810
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 10: be cheeking himself.

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Speaker 2: You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So you

812
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 2: haven't slept with birds. I wouldn't mind asking you that obviously.

813
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 2: You've been you know, around showbiz for a number of years.

814
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 2: Have there been any romantic trysts with any Australian celebrities?

815
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 4: No?

816
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 10: Yeah, because I just thought, you know, they don't sell

817
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 10: a story. You know, they take photos, they spill their

818
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 10: guts and you know what, no offense to your gender. Guys,

819
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 10: you know, say one word animals, you know, I mean,

820
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:45,399
Speaker 10: they're not particularly selective. So I didn't feel like the one.

821
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:46,879
Speaker 10: I felt like a one.

822
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 9: Yeah.

823
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 10: Never gonna get to up myself, you know, I'm a legend.

824
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 10: I wasn't going to throw around that stuff really really,

825
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 10: you know, so no, you know, I've no doubt there's

826
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,280
Speaker 10: plenty of people with crushes, but there's a few broken

827
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 10: hearts and a few embarrassed sort of moments, but nothing. No,

828
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:05,760
Speaker 10: I did not commit.

829
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Speaker 1: Okay, if last thing from you, mate, what are you

830
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Speaker 1: what's the first thing you're gonna do when Lockdown finishes

831
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: down in Melbourne?

832
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 10: Oh my god?

833
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 2: You know.

834
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 10: I mean I'm a harder Yeah, trees people, you know,

835
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 10: things like that, But somehow I believe it will be

836
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,720
Speaker 10: a little bit more involved and less handy.

837
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 7: Ah.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's a shame for the next time we're envite

839
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 2: into the studios.

840
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Speaker 8: Yes, he's pumping.

841
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 10: That's the way to go.

842
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: If you thanks so much for joining us, mate, it's

843
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 1: been a pleasure. Apparently you're on tour next year, Is

844
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:40,359
Speaker 1: that right?

845
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 10: Apparently we all are.

846
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's true. It's all holding off your fingers

847
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: gross Mary and Effie dot com if you want to

848
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: go and check that out. If you, thank you so

849
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: much for coming last, it's been a pleasure.

850
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Speaker 10: You in your dreams.

851
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 1: Posting? Now, what did you make? The paper forwards? And

852
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: the reason we're talking about that is because Dan Andrews.

853
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:06,280
Speaker 1: Dan Andrews the Victorian Prema has made the Washington Post huge,

854
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 1: which is in big publication. They have called him well.

855
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 1: The title says, Australia's coronavirus in inverted Comma's dictator enforces

856
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: a drastic lockdown, but he's still popular. Pretty amazing stuff.

857
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: I mean, like Dan, if you're living in Melbourne, you

858
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: would know the dictator Dan. That gets thrown around a lot.

859
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: You know how intense it all is. YadA YadA, yadda.

860
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:28,800
Speaker 1: The fact that The Washington Post has written about Melbourne

861
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: is pretty wilde. It just gives you a bit of

862
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,759
Speaker 1: an idea of how intense the situation has been there.

863
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: Melbourne has had five million people lockdown for one hundred

864
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Speaker 1: and fifteen days. Now, that's the longest lockdown in the

865
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: world ever. So ninety two days Manila, seventy six days

866
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: in Wuhan, which is where it started, one hundred and

867
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Speaker 1: fifteen days in Melbourne, and we're down to like eleven

868
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 1: or twelve cases a day. I think that was yesterday.

869
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Speaker 2: I think it's good to see the hard works paying off.

870
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Speaker 2: And can I just say you get on your Dan,

871
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 2: keep fighting the good fight, mate, and it's good to

872
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 2: see the result.

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00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: There's always going to be a lot of haters out there,

874
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: but I reckon you would have been pretty chaff to

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Speaker 1: open up the old Washington Post. I'm sure he just

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Speaker 1: gets every paper given to him at the start of

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Speaker 1: the day. That happens to you just get a lot

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Speaker 1: of papers. Yeah, you just get a heat mate. And

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Speaker 1: now I'm off of he's wasting his time reading every

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Speaker 1: paper and you know, waste of paper as well. I mean, god,

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Speaker 1: damn it, Dan, I'm off, Dan Jog. You're listening, Dann.

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Speaker 1: We love you. We got Tracy here. Tracy, you've made

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Speaker 1: the paper.

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Speaker 11: What fo I telegraph thirteen years ago? For finding my

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Speaker 11: friend Tarring through Facebook?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Nice, Trace, if you found your friend, that's why. That's

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Speaker 1: sort of giar after fend Tracy, I love you? Oh yeah?

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Speaker 1: Is that his story?

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Speaker 3: A fan?

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Speaker 1: My friend? How long you Load's that for? Two hours?

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Speaker 1: Good fire in the night club? Anyway?

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Speaker 2: At the back with Gary, let's go to Nitty on

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Speaker 2: thirty one or six five, you know, Nitty Garry. I'm

895
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Speaker 2: just saying, like, what's the story Niitty?

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Speaker 1: Before?

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Speaker 3: Well, I made some paper in my small country town.

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Speaker 3: When the WHEELI Bins were first out, I was the

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Speaker 3: fun taste because I was showing the community how to

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Speaker 3: put the really bin to the curves.

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Speaker 1: And you're beIN woman for life?

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Speaker 7: Were you well?

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Speaker 1: Neddy? Great start? I don't think she got what I

904
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Speaker 1: was saying at the end. Then did she that a giggle? Though?

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Speaker 1: Which is nice or sympathetic giggle? Appreciate that now, Woods,

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Speaker 1: it's you. On the other hand, you made the paper

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Speaker 1: for lots of reasons. Would you say I'm starting to

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Speaker 1: become a bit of a celebn. Okay, absolutely not. No

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Speaker 1: one knows what you look like. It's just you're on

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Speaker 1: radio and says Matt radios stuff. And these are all

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Speaker 1: true stories as well. I had a bit of a

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Speaker 1: Google I Woody Whiteler, and then I clicked the news tab.

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Speaker 1: I will be letting you know if they're true or not. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm reading the stories made, so I'm letting them know.

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Speaker 1: That's that's what I just said. First story here, radio

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Speaker 1: host Woody whitelaw cuashs rumors of a strange son in Brazil.

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Speaker 1: That's a lie. It's all been.

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Speaker 7: We know.

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Speaker 1: There's a payment that goes to him every year. We

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Speaker 1: have the same company, mate, I see it every year.

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Speaker 1: That's a different is a bank in Rio just except

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Speaker 1: it's just a b pay and you've got that lined

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Speaker 1: up with our account. I'm not allowed to mention it.

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Speaker 1: But you know, of course those rumors.

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Speaker 9: What do you do?

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Speaker 1: You two thousand and six that that tour was so

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Speaker 1: he's fourteen now the big fella I was in year

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Speaker 1: eleven in two thousand and six. Yeah, and you went

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Speaker 1: to Brazil. That was on exchange.

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Speaker 2: Whoops to joke, Rah, I don't have a child in Brazil.

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Speaker 1: Next story here, this is a real one. Yep, Jackie

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Speaker 1: O agrees to trial date with colleague Woody Whitelaw. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: now that happened. Yeah, but then this happened.

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Speaker 2: What if you gave me the opportunity to sweep you

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Speaker 2: off your feet?

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, for sure, I mean, of course yeah. If

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Speaker 4: I didn't know how old you.

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Speaker 14: Were, didn't look like a surfy, and you didn't wear

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Speaker 14: socks and slides to work, then yes, I would give

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Speaker 14: you definitely a.

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Speaker 1: Chance a date were you would say yes to a date? Wait,

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Speaker 1: hang on, that was offensive. Next story which I don't

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Speaker 1: end to read out, but Jackie Overjeck's what do you

944
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Speaker 1: want Ivan Radio? That was a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: bo Ryan sends radio host Woody White law nerds. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how that was a story, but he did

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Speaker 1: send me. Yeah, I was on Kyle and Jackie a.

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Speaker 1: I popped on there and revealed that Bo sends me nudes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he sent me one nude. He said.

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Speaker 2: I was wondering where he was. I were at the

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Speaker 2: Racist together. I said, mate, Ray and he said, Dad,

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Speaker 2: he's gone home. And then he sent me a photo

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Speaker 2: of himself nude.

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Speaker 1: How that's in the news, I don't know. The final

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Speaker 1: one here is the bizarre moment that host Woody whitelaw

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Speaker 1: kisses a male listener on the radio. That made a

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Speaker 1: story the news. It was in the Daily Mail. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you macked on with a guy called John Memory came

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Speaker 1: in here. You guys did a scene from the Notebook

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Speaker 1: and then you macked on with him in the studio.

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Speaker 1: It was wild on Instagram. Pretty nice kiss, pretty eclectic.

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Speaker 15: Bunch of stories. We give you that much there is,

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Speaker 15: isn't it. It's amazing funny what gets picked up, isn't it.

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Speaker 15: I know, I think they'd all pick up a ball. Jackie,

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Speaker 15: Jackie accept date from you, Jackie rejects you. Bo Ryan

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Speaker 15: sends you nuds. Yeah, you macked on with the guy

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Speaker 15: in the studio, got a son in Brazil. That's that's

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Speaker 15: news stuff, mate.

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