WEBVTT - FULL: I'm A Goofball 0:00:01.520 --> 0:00:04.680 Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:09.399 Will be driving down the street one day and saw 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:10.719 this old meat safe show. 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:15.400 I said, in your cup was blue la Yeah, yeah, 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:17.040 three kisses and damn you smell good. 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:20.360 Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four by three. 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:22.960 Goome on in Thursday morning, Welcome to the show. Good 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:26.560 on in, Patsy, Monny, come on in, Jack, Hey, Patsy. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:30.480 How was Joseph and the amazing technical dream Coat? 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:31.280 You know what? 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:33.239 It was great? We went last night. It was the 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:37.360 Melbourne premiere at the Regent Theater and it was amazing. 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:39.159 I've never seen the production before. 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:40.120 What Joseph? 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:41.920 No, never never. 0:00:42.080 --> 0:00:43.560 I s tried to crawl for a couple of hours 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:45.680 earlier because I knew it was his opening night and 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:47.240 he was so nervous. 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:50.519 Oh was he? He was unrecognizable Crawf. He was like, I. 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:53.360 Said, you're so nervous because god, crap myself. 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:55.000 Ah, you wouldn't have thought so. 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:59.360 I know. He's just a Crawf. Is a natural exuberant performer, 0:00:59.440 --> 0:00:59.680 isn't he? 0:00:59.720 --> 0:01:01.360 I better? He smashed it last night. 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:05.160 It was just he's great. He's Crawf. He's just got 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:09.959 this natural magnetic likeness to the guy, like he's just 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.119 that Larry Can And he was just crawl up there 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:12.639 on the stage. 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:14.440 I was so thrilled for How was his voice? 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:15.400 You know what? 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:17.760 It was great? It was great. It was Crawf. 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:21.319 It was Crael I thought, I really know how Yeah, 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:24.600 I mean if a poster it says, you know, Patrina 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:27.520 Jones showers editor at Gold and all it says is 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:30.080 it's craw his name's on the poster. 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:33.119 No, well, obviously singing's not his fort. 0:01:33.680 --> 0:01:37.360 It's back insult. You know when you go, how's Mark? 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:42.199 You know Marks, it's a shorthand for giant. 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:42.440 A whole. 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:46.000 Mark Mark. 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:48.960 He did a great job. 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:51.480 Awesome. And what was the what's the actual show? I've 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:52.320 never seen Joseph. 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:55.880 It's about It's about the Bible. It's about the Testaments. 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:57.120 I thought it was about his jacket. 0:01:58.040 --> 0:01:59.880 Yeah it is, but it's also in the Bible. Is 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:03.320 the story in the in Genesis loosely sort of. 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:05.800 Around that it's the technicalolor dreamcoat in the Bible. 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:07.320 I'm not sure it is. 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:11.799 Rio's putting his head up in the air. What's it about. 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:15.840 It's about Joseph, who's the son of Jacob and he's 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:19.680 got this amazing technicolor dream card. I think it's just 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:22.600 loosely about the Bible. 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:24.400 You know, like there's a reference in Genesis to it, 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:25.079 I think. 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:26.720 But is that all you got from it? 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:30.560 Yeah, pretty much. No, but the singing was amazing. 0:02:31.680 --> 0:02:37.000 It cut him down the middle one hundred percent. Crawth 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:38.680 that's what you're going to find that, you know what. 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:41.680 Though I was blinded, I couldn't Caitlyn producer. Kaitlyn came 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:43.920 with me. We were kind of couldn't see that well 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.680 to the stage because Huggy wore this amazing the dress 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:48.120 code dream. 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.600 He often does this burger juice down in front of it. 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:53.640 I have a look on his Instagram. 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:56.840 It's like, thank you that is that's a cold show. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:03:01.520 It's the TV diss Batton, you know, the TV test 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:03.799 pack at the end of the night, and we wade 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:05.760 into a suit into a suit jacket. 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:06.919 Yeah, well you know, hu. 0:03:08.919 --> 0:03:09.239 Hug. 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:13.959 And so, did you go up for dinner Beforehanwer're producing? 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:15.680 No, we didn't have time. We didn't have time. So 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:18.120 I drove in from Werriby to Caitlin's place and then 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:21.960 Caitlin drove us to the theater. 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:24.440 Why the transfer of cars is so complicated. 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:26.480 Well, no, she's got a little buzz box which was 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:28.320 easy to get in and zip around the city. 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:30.959 I don't think I'm familiar with that brand of car. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:32.720 I look forward to doing a live read and that's 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:36.160 kind of weeks for the buzz box. 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:40.680 So that's how we did a bit yeah driving me 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:45.160 guess in mate, Wow, really we don't pay attention to 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:49.440 speed limits or red lights apparently, what do you mean? 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:52.120 On the way lead foot like. 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:54.360 This this she's always bouncing up and down. You know, 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:57.000 she has had a workout, like the last two hours. 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.960 There's a lot of entergy. She thinks she's doing so 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.320 sort of work out marching or you know, zumba or 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:04.640 something on that pedal on. 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:06.960 The way back from the theater, going through this abta 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:09.720 grid and I'm like, yeah this mate, this light's read. 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:10.520 Yeah yeah, and. 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:14.760 She's just like have to turn another this light's red. 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:16.320 What the hell are you looking at? 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:19.760 Reading the program notes from the other cast members. 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:23.320 Go Caitlyn, it's Caitlin. That was a red light. 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:26.400 Yeah, you're telling your kids that when they're learning to drive. 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:29.960 That's what it was like, you reckon because their partner's 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:31.560 a cop. She feels like she will get away with it. 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:35.360 Yeah, she goes nice, She'll be right like Kitlins a 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:36.160 red light. 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:39.880 It's this dangerous ground. We've said too much song. 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:45.720 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast, so it. 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:47.760 Is great the start of any three hour radio show. 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:50.719 Di vidal wedge between the presenters and the producing team. 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:53.839 There's a nice uneasy tension that Patsy, you've brought to 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:54.159 the show. 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:56.880 Now, well done, Thanks, I am to please. 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:58.000 Yeah, what is. 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:01.880 Going on with your video that you're making for Instagram 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:02.560 and the reels. 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:05.680 The police uniforms I need and thank you. Patsy put 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:08.680 me in touch with the actual film and TV department 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:09.359 at VIC. 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:10.800 Pole, who knew they actually had one. 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:14.160 They do, they hire out uniforms. But you've got to submit. 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:16.800 You had to submit my script for what I wanted 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:19.359 the sketch to be kidding and then they reviewed it. 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:22.400 This is what they've come back with, Good Morning Jack. 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:25.039 We have discussed the intended skits and viewed a few 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:27.640 of your Instagram videos to get a feel for your comedy. 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:32.039 This has gone to the VIC Police for crimes against comedy. 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:35.880 You're lucky don't get several running life sentences. 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:39.880 While certainly lighthearted fun, we need to view it from 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:41.919 the Chief Commissioner's perspective. 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:44.120 It's gone to the chief in everything he's got to 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:47.000 deal with right now, just in an average hour. 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.000 He need you to call us up on the reels. 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:53.880 I need to watch this sketch. We need to view 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:56.200 it from the Chief commissioner's perspective. In this case, he 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:58.680 wouldn't be happy with our uniforms being used for this 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:00.400 type of comedy fun. 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:03.120 What is the skits? Is it really extreme? 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:04.640 No, it's not extreme at all. 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:06.680 It's just But why is the chief upset? I don't 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:07.560 know like I know it now. 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:10.920 Why is the Chief Commissioner of VIC Police potentially upset 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:11.159 by that? 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:13.200 I guess because I'll be playing one of the police 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:14.640 officers in the sketch And. 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:17.479 Are you sort of you know, lolling around and falling 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:18.000 on a banana? 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:19.520 So the goofball character. 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:24.120 Eight six is it Poky's humor? Chief? 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:27.200 Give them the polis. It's come back around with the 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:31.520 new heir apparent, Jack Post. So I couldn't get the 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:34.440 gooseball Chief. He's a goofball, you know, good lovable Goofball. 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:38.839 I couldn't get the chief official VIC pole uniforms. 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:43.760 But then I found a website called Warick's Firearms and Militaria. 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:48.320 Reply from Warwick they and they do in the South 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:53.680 they do replicas of VIC Police New South Wales Police. 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:55.200 Or doesn't even sound like it's legit. 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:57.880 That's what he said, Hey Jack, I'm sorry, we cannot 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:00.880 supply VIC police uniforms for online videos. Has to be 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:01.920 a real TV production. 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:04.480 He's obviously got word from the chief. The Chief is 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:07.000 going ag if that goofball calls you say no. 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:10.320 He says, we can though supply supply you with New 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:11.480 York police outfits. 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:15.080 Just nothing the Keystone Cops kind of comedy. 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:17.680 Now, So I guess get ready for some New York 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:19.600 Police Department humor on its way. 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:23.760 The Christian Connell Show podcast, So a couple days ago, 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:25.680 we're asking to call us up to us how old 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:27.560 you are and what have you never done in your 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:28.760 adult life so far? 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:32.040 I'm eighty one years old and I've never had pizza 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.880 and I've never had lasagna. I only one type of 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:36.840 cheese on frightened. If I had them, they'll have some 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:37.520 cheese on them. 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:38.240 I don't like it. 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:41.880 So that is Pam. Pam is going to have an 0:07:41.960 --> 0:07:45.400 amazing morning. Pam's going to have pizza for the first time. Now. 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:48.680 I try to sell the concept of pizza to Pam 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:49.960 a couple of days ago, and I said, you know, 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:51.800 the tomato bass and just put your cheese on. She 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:53.680 was like, no, no, no, no, no no, I don't want any 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:57.160 tomato based I just want cheese on it. And she's 0:07:57.200 --> 0:07:59.600 only ever had one type of cheese, right, and that 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:01.640 is baga, strong and bite. 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:03.040 So the pizza is. 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:06.000 Being made this morning just for Pam. She's going to 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:08.200 try it live on air, which just so I guess 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:11.720 it says pizza dough and strong and bite cheese, end 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:12.239 of pizza. 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:12.720 That's it. 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:15.280 And it's a very unique kind of cheese making. It 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:17.480 is one of the best pizza makers in the world. 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:21.480 Johnny from Grady four hundred is opening up early this morning, 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:24.280 firing up the pizza off and very very early to 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:30.480 make the most basic pizza. Almost rude asking a man 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:34.160 like that to say, it's like asking Michelangelo just dre 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:37.440 a quick cartoon drawing of your dog. But anyway, he's 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:39.600 making this Pam's first pizza. 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:40.280 How lucky is she? 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.960 Imagine if Johnny made our first pizza, you know, your 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:46.640 own bespoke pizza. So he's going to open up is 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:49.520 because obviously he's got pizza shops all over Melbourne. She's 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:52.160 got one in Eastland that he's opening up very early 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:53.880 this morning. With fact, he's just sent us a photo. 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:56.439 He's got the Strong and Bite cheese. It looks like 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:58.720 is it a block caitline or is it the slices? 0:08:59.320 --> 0:08:59.960 What's he going? 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:04.000 He's got the slices ready to go, and he's the 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:06.560 guy that knows everything, so I'll leave it to him. 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:09.240 By the way, that isn't a sound effect on their 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:11.400 microphone to make it at night they're out somewhere else. 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:13.560 That actually is their microphone. 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:15.600 Raining in this She is literally less than two meters 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:16.880 away from are. 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:21.520 Held together with elastic bands and gaffer tape. I honestly 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:24.280 we need to get an upgrade from Harvey Norman. 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:26.920 Let's just look twenty grounds not of money. 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:31.000 Maybe keep a couple back guys for ourselves. So Rio 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:33.920 is going to be delivering this pizza, so real, where 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:34.920 do you go from Johnny's? 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:36.800 You're going to take the pizza, The Strong and Bity 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:37.920 to pan Where is. 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:39.960 Pam PAMs in Bayswater right, okay? 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:41.600 And how long is the trip? So Rio is going 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:43.160 to be covering this live for us on the show 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:43.600 this morning. 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:46.320 From here, it's a total trip of about half an hour. 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:48.880 But from the pizza place to Pems, I believe it's 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:50.040 a nine minute drive. 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:51.920 That's what's important because we wanted to get it as 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:52.640 warm as possible. 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:54.199 It's got to be as warm as Puss. There's nothing 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:56.640 worse when pizza's got. This is the first pizza she's 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:59.120 ever going to try. Also, once you've got the pizza 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:01.840 right the show, so you can tell that's your exact 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:04.880 route and then we can urge everyone to pull over. Yes, 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:06.600 so you're gonna be in the black Thunder. 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:07.240 Yeah yeah. 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:10.360 I haven't dune in Melbourne in maybe three or four 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:11.360 years as well, so I don't know. 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:12.319 If that's well. 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:15.000 I think you are old lead foot, so we'll go 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:15.480 with you. 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:19.319 Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.520 Trying to find out what is this morning's theme for 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:22.320 the Naked Hour? 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:24.959 Oh Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour 0:10:26.040 --> 0:10:26.920 on Nick. 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:35.000 Nick Nig Nick Nick Nig Naked Our Naked Hour oh, 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:42.400 nick nig, nig, nick nig, naked our ny get our. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:45.800 Every Thursday week, clear all the songs. We give you 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:46.160 the theme. 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:47.040 You pick all the. 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:49.520 Songs and then we play them from seven to eight. 0:10:50.400 --> 0:10:53.280 The theme this morning is songs with boys' names in 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:56.959 the title on nine four one four, one oh four three, Patsy, 0:10:57.000 --> 0:10:57.839 what are you offering now? 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:02.600 Yeah, I'm gonna offer up today, Rick Springfield Jesse's Girl. 0:11:02.920 --> 0:11:03.600 Do you know what? 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:09.640 I love that song? 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:10.640 That's good. 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:14.160 I now always see Huggy doing it the last show 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:16.640 of the Smashing as She's doing a good voice. 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:19.040 Right he did you know originally it was going to 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:22.760 be Gary's Girl? No, it was out of it. It 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:24.880 was you know. How he wrote that song. He was 0:11:24.880 --> 0:11:28.640 in a stained glass workshop apparently, and one of his mates, 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.880 Gary had a new girlfriend and he had the hots 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:33.120 for her. And when he wrote it he was going 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:35.000 to call it Gary's Girl. He thought, Nah, that doesn't 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:35.960 sound right, does It. 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:36.679 Wouldn't be the same. 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:39.360 It would great choice by him, creative choice to not 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:40.600 go Gary Sage. 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.920 Girl, Garry's Girl. No one's singing Gary's Girl. 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:46.480 Twenty thirty years later, all right, Chuck you by, where 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:47.959 are you go, and then a song with a boy's 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:48.600 name of the title. 0:11:48.640 --> 0:11:51.280 I'll go the Weezer song Buddy Holly Great Chow. 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:02.760 Is a great band, really really good bands. 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:05.640 This has such a cool video clip as well, filmed 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:09.320 in Arnold Steiner from Happy Days. The fons is dancing 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:09.520 in it. 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:10.920 Very very cool video. 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:19.880 I've gone with this jump in Jack Flash from the Stones, 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:23.079 all right over June now, then songs and boys' names 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:26.360 in the title nine four one four one o four three. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:28.680 What shall we spend this morning from seven o'clock? 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:33.319 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:35.719 We're looking for a whole hour's worth of music from 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:40.480 seven o'clock only songs with a boy's name in the title. 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:42.800 Someone on text who hasn't put the name on it. 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:47.520 No wonder if we do not need first name Joe, 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:52.920 surname Cottony. We didn't need this first summer out. No 0:12:54.240 --> 0:12:55.240 will not be played. 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:56.640 That's a guilty post for me. 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:03.040 All right, let's go to Jared. Good morning, Jared, Good morning, 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:04.160 How are you? I'm good Jared. 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:05.959 So, what's the song with a great song we could 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:07.640 play this morning with a boy's name of the title. 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:10.000 Trying band Errol. 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:16.440 Wow, yeah, great cool, great band. 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:19.000 This is an awesome song as well. Jared, thank you 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:20.280 very much so your suggestion. 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:24.960 Have a good day matey bye bye, and let's try Christine. 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:27.880 Good morning, Christine, Good morning, Christian. 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:28.400 How are you? 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:30.280 It sounds like you're busy, got a lot going on 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:31.960 there and he managed to squeeze in the. 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:33.600 Well. 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:35.000 You've got to get the cup of tea first, then 0:13:35.080 --> 0:13:38.200 call me. Now, what's the song? What would you like 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:38.440 to hear? 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:40.319 Billy don't be a hero? 0:13:41.280 --> 0:13:42.319 Is that paper lace? 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:43.320 Yeah? 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:45.400 This is going back to what like the seventies? 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:50.960 Tell you didn't he be telling you to the seventies? 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:55.160 The sounds open brag you from Calvin Harris. 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:04.240 I mean our bosses are way at the moment. It's 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:06.880 only said that ac DC can be polarized and nothing 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:09.560 about paper lace. All right, Christine, I leave you see 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:11.760 cup of tea. Thanks for coming mate, Thank you. 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:12.400 Have good days. 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:15.520 Mark, good morning, Good morning, Christian? 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:16.280 How am I. 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:17.559 I'm good Mate're having a good week so far? 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:18.600 Ah? 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:20.880 Yeah, not too bad mate, kicking away at work? 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:22.800 And what's the song for us? 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:36.680 Be good? Johnny? Men at work, Johnny Ones. 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:39.720 They saw Chuck's berry so it'sn't there, Mark, this is 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:41.600 great when they saw the Chuck Berry song, don't. 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:43.760 Worry about the Martin. You're not going on a work Mark, 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:49.160 Thank you very much. You call this is Flick, Christian. 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:49.920 How are you going? 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:51.040 I'm good, Flick. 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:53.960 And this song that you're about to suggest is blowing 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:57.120 young Jack posts mind. He always thought was written about 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:59.360 a woman who's literally going to be just now. I 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:02.840 didn't know that Tony Basil's Hey Mickey is about a guy. 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:05.600 It is, Yes, it is. 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:06.480 Yeah, it's a great. 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:13.120 Yeah, yeah, great eighty song. This isn't it? Of course? 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:19.240 Did you know it's about boy the boys Patsy. 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:21.600 No, I had absolutely no clue, Jack said. 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:22.160 His mind, going this one. 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:25.640 Well, I've taught you something now, guys. 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.520 Yeah, thanks Flick, all right, Flick, have a good day, 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:31.600 good day, see by Simon. What's your song? 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:32.240 There go? 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:32.520 There? 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:34.880 You going good? Simon? What's your song for us this morning? 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:36.320 What about the. 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:38.760 Iconic Jack and Diane Jackson? 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:48.920 Good song? Thank you very much, Simon. Let's go to Natasha. 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:52.960 Good morning, Natasha, good morning. What song would you like 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:53.240 to hear? 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:55.320 Midas Touch. 0:15:56.880 --> 0:16:01.280 Midus? Is it King King Midas? What does Minus touch 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:02.280 who did mine? 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:08.880 Is touch? Is it calling the gang or someone like that? 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:12.800 What a chune? 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:19.360 I haven't heard there's some school discos back in the day. 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:21.040 Brighter. 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:25.160 You're listening to the Christian know Carl's Show podcast this morning. 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:27.160 It's a whole hour of songs of boys' names. In 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:30.960 the title Tony basilll kicking off with Mickey five minutes 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:31.560 past seven. 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:34.040 I can't believe I thought that was a bit about 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:36.920 a girl because she actually says it's guys like you. 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:43.000 Yes, How can your mind be blowing as a girl 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:45.200 on today's show that in an hour's time. What a 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:47.600 moment it's going to be for eighty one year old Pam. 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:50.480 She's never had a pizza before. She's having a first 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:55.280 pizza just Afterraty this morning, cooked by than one of 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:57.840 the best pizza makers certainly in Australia and the world, 0:16:57.880 --> 0:17:00.400 Johnny from Grandi four hundred. He's from Bring up the 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:03.480 Pizza Oven early this morning out at Eastland where it's 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:05.960 about seven minute drive. Rio producer Rio is going to 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:09.159 be taking it there. This very auspicious journey with this pizza. Now, 0:17:09.240 --> 0:17:11.879 when I say pizza, it's a pizza bass So it's 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:15.240 got pizza dough and then top no tomato likely to 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:18.840 traditionally have your tomato sauce. None of that, just baga 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:21.320 cheese because eighty one your palm only has that tup 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:24.760 of cheese bagas strong and bite as well. So end 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:27.560 of pizza. There's nothing else that's it. So I mean 0:17:27.640 --> 0:17:31.320 Michael has texting Christian. That's not pizza. That's cheese on bread, 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:36.880 pizza base. It is a pizza of types. So that's 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:40.080 eighty not this morning before that. We're into the last stretch. 0:17:40.119 --> 0:17:42.080 Now you got until midnight tonight to try and win 0:17:42.400 --> 0:17:45.600 the twenty thousand dollars. Harvey Norman upgrade your home entertainment system. 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:48.000 Serenade fro an upgrade. 0:17:48.760 --> 0:17:53.880 Tell me w what missing from your man case? Kill 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:56.800 me wa ma ldroom needs to be. 0:17:58.520 --> 0:17:58.879 Kill me? 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:08.719 Wh I really wanna he see one ten upgrade each day. 0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:10.280 There we've been going through your entries. 0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:13.399 I feel like after the show, my whole life is 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:16.119 just being in a karaoke bar hearing and hearing some weird, 0:18:16.200 --> 0:18:20.159 wonderful and I'll be honest, terrible singers. But thank you 0:18:20.200 --> 0:18:22.359 to everyone who's taking the time to write the songs 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:24.200 record them on your phone. 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:25.040 And send them into us. 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:28.520 Monday's winner going into the Big final tomorrow, Sam. 0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:34.120 Grade me because I need to buy a new dv PA. 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:38.080 Gotta one year old with high class taste. If I 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:42.480 don't you poetry in the face, oh right in the face. 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:45.040 Also in the Grand final tomorrow, Jay. 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:49.080 Give me sir, round sound, baby's round sound and the 0:18:49.160 --> 0:18:50.200 wolf for the baby. 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:51.480 All the cables off. 0:18:51.359 --> 0:18:56.240 The ground, upgrade my lounge, lounge baby right now, and 0:18:56.520 --> 0:18:59.360 I reckon, maybe my friends will come around. 0:18:59.680 --> 0:18:59.920 Yes. 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:02.159 Today we went to Total in Africa with Alie. 0:19:02.480 --> 0:19:05.160 Kids have smashed the lunge TV with a Bonne arrow, 0:19:06.080 --> 0:19:11.320 aiming for over the National Geographic cham or. 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:14.800 Now when where. 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:18.600 There's crap and desk for stuff to keep kids quiet 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:19.800 and hardy happy? 0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:22.320 Can you harp us frishal car. 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:27.240 All right until midnight to night, late night for us 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:30.879 until midnight, go through all these amating entries, brand new entries. 0:19:31.200 --> 0:19:33.640 Karen has got this tainted love soft sell. 0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:40.720 This was our movie room. Now it's full of gloom. 0:19:41.000 --> 0:19:41.760 I wish we. 0:19:41.800 --> 0:19:46.640 Had a cinema style one that would make our family smile, 0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:47.720 give us. 0:19:47.640 --> 0:19:50.080 The cash and make us laugh. 0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:57.440 Cinema room, Cinema room. 0:19:56.880 --> 0:19:58.840 Don't youse them. 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:02.280 Please, you know you have to choose me. 0:20:03.760 --> 0:20:05.560 I love the movies, don't you know? 0:20:06.600 --> 0:20:14.120 Now I'm gonna pop the con and gone Karen. 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:18.240 Mark Barrett has taken on Elo to bring me down. 0:20:20.800 --> 0:20:26.800 I still own JBC HI five. I listen to my CDs. 0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:29.399 I don't know why they never play. 0:20:30.880 --> 0:20:31.040 Who. 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:33.280 It just ruins my day. 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:39.000 Oh no, I'll ask you once more before I kick 0:20:39.080 --> 0:20:40.280 the thing at the door. 0:20:40.680 --> 0:20:49.000 Upgrade my home. Christian help me, I please, I need 0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:52.040 Jack and Patsy to make my house cool. 0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:53.399 Harvey. 0:20:53.560 --> 0:20:55.520 My kids will. 0:20:55.359 --> 0:20:57.679 Get more friends at school. 0:20:57.240 --> 0:21:00.040 And my wife won't think I'm. 0:21:00.520 --> 0:21:04.679 Too very good. Entry there from Mark Barrett, do and 0:21:04.720 --> 0:21:07.720 don't bring me down. Luke Donovan has taken a song 0:21:07.720 --> 0:21:09.280 we played quite a few times this year. 0:21:09.480 --> 0:21:10.760 How bizarre. 0:21:14.480 --> 0:21:17.760 Little Toddler's out the back, Sweet wife is in the front. 0:21:18.240 --> 0:21:21.640 I'm burning on my skin off in the heart heart sun. 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:26.520 Suddenly a light bulb goes off in my mind. Man 0:21:26.600 --> 0:21:30.399 cave is needed. Christian helped me build it right, massive 0:21:30.480 --> 0:21:34.600 shed with woodwork, giant TV for my eyes. Weinrack has 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:37.800 the goods? Is that a penfall of sixty nine? New guitar, 0:21:39.840 --> 0:21:41.359 New guitar new guitar. 0:21:42.040 --> 0:21:44.320 We get it there that new guitar. 0:21:44.600 --> 0:21:46.520 More entries are playing an hour's time, keeping the coming 0:21:46.600 --> 0:21:49.879 until midnight tonight. Record the money phone and then email 0:21:49.960 --> 0:21:52.280 me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. 0:21:53.600 --> 0:21:57.080 This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:21:57.600 --> 0:21:59.720 All right, time now for this week's House of Paint. 0:22:01.520 --> 0:22:03.520 This is where every week we walk around our house 0:22:03.560 --> 0:22:06.720 of Pain. We're building with you guys. As we go 0:22:06.760 --> 0:22:08.720 into each room, we look for your stories where you've 0:22:08.720 --> 0:22:11.200 had pain. We've been around in the House of Pain. 0:22:11.320 --> 0:22:14.200 So far, we've been into your kitchens. Last week, we're 0:22:14.200 --> 0:22:17.760 in your bedrooms with lots of amazing stories. Now we're 0:22:17.800 --> 0:22:23.679 moving into the hallway, hallways, doors, porches and attics. 0:22:24.240 --> 0:22:24.760 Is that right? 0:22:24.840 --> 0:22:25.040 Yeah? 0:22:25.080 --> 0:22:25.520 I like it? 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:29.760 Yeah, all right, So any injuries in the hallway at 0:22:29.760 --> 0:22:33.320 the front, door, porches or attics on nine four one 0:22:33.440 --> 0:22:35.080 four one oh four. 0:22:34.960 --> 0:22:37.080 Three, I can kick us off. Do you remember the 0:22:37.080 --> 0:22:38.440 first time you ever got winded? 0:22:38.720 --> 0:22:40.400 Oh my god, yeah, it's a young kid. 0:22:40.640 --> 0:22:41.520 Yeah, being winded. 0:22:41.520 --> 0:22:43.359 Oh that's an awful feel awful. 0:22:43.520 --> 0:22:46.359 Mine was pushing the couch up to the edge of 0:22:46.400 --> 0:22:49.720 the door and my idea was to jump off the couch, 0:22:49.920 --> 0:22:52.480 grab the top of the door frame and swing through 0:22:52.520 --> 0:22:54.400 the hallway into my bedroom. 0:22:54.640 --> 0:22:57.600 As I grab an audacious plan it Tarzan. 0:22:58.880 --> 0:23:01.880 As I grabbed the top of the door, I got 0:23:01.880 --> 0:23:04.680 a good purchase on it, too good that I went vertical, 0:23:05.280 --> 0:23:07.280 that I went horizontal and came down on my back, 0:23:07.680 --> 0:23:09.360 like all the way down. 0:23:09.440 --> 0:23:11.160 My god, I can feel that now. 0:23:11.480 --> 0:23:12.760 Do you remember at the start of the year when 0:23:12.800 --> 0:23:16.800 I got COVID and Sue the boss right decided to 0:23:17.160 --> 0:23:21.000 come round my house to give me the recording equipment 0:23:21.040 --> 0:23:22.280 so I could still do the show. 0:23:22.480 --> 0:23:23.399 The show must go on. 0:23:23.560 --> 0:23:25.040 The show musco on that. 0:23:25.040 --> 0:23:28.679 Is that is our bosses Sue motto, even COVID or 0:23:28.680 --> 0:23:29.280 it doesn't. 0:23:29.000 --> 0:23:31.879 Matter, it's still shove a microphone in his face. 0:23:32.320 --> 0:23:34.280 I remember the engineers said, well, look, we can't go 0:23:34.280 --> 0:23:38.080 around there because he's got COVID, and Sue didn't didn't matter. 0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:40.840 She came around. She would face COVID to thrust that 0:23:40.920 --> 0:23:44.640 microphone in my wheezy face. So anyway there used to be, 0:23:44.680 --> 0:23:46.520 there is no more because of what I'm about to 0:23:46.520 --> 0:23:50.760 tell you, a very slippery, dangerous front doormat that my 0:23:50.760 --> 0:23:52.720 wife got right. The people always just go, oh, my God, 0:23:52.760 --> 0:23:53.840 I slipped on that. 0:23:54.280 --> 0:23:56.080 Of a doormat is the grippy text. 0:23:56.640 --> 0:23:58.720 I don't know whether I actually think my wife was 0:23:58.760 --> 0:24:00.640 planning this for me to break my kind of claim 0:24:00.680 --> 0:24:01.400 on the insurance. 0:24:01.920 --> 0:24:04.080 So anyway, Sue turns up, she's laden death with. 0:24:04.080 --> 0:24:08.160 Big flightcases, with all the equipment I need, Sadley slip. 0:24:08.640 --> 0:24:11.560 Sue doesn't just slip, she actually breaks her foot on 0:24:11.640 --> 0:24:13.479 my front door. I've still got the text message from 0:24:13.480 --> 0:24:15.400 the chief executive, going, you broke. 0:24:15.240 --> 0:24:18.280 Sue, Yeah, moon boots. 0:24:19.119 --> 0:24:21.480 All right, So, Patsy, you ever sustained any injuries in 0:24:21.920 --> 0:24:24.879 the hallway at the door, porches or attic. 0:24:25.080 --> 0:24:25.880 No, I haven't. 0:24:26.119 --> 0:24:28.000 I haven't, But you know what I have done in 0:24:28.040 --> 0:24:30.520 the hallway when Ords broke a leg and she was 0:24:30.560 --> 0:24:33.200 in a wheelchair, we had to take the poor deer 0:24:33.240 --> 0:24:35.879 to the bathroom each time, and this one time she 0:24:35.960 --> 0:24:38.359 was busting and I kind of cut the corner and 0:24:38.440 --> 0:24:41.800 shoved a corner of the wheelchair into the plaster in 0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:45.160 the horse and the hole is still there. And every 0:24:45.240 --> 0:24:47.800 time Chris walks past and he goes, I can't believe 0:24:47.920 --> 0:24:50.000 you left Ale in the plaster. 0:24:50.359 --> 0:24:52.520 All right, we're looking for your stories and about injuries 0:24:52.680 --> 0:24:56.440 in the hallway and the door porches for assex. 0:24:57.440 --> 0:25:00.920 This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:25:01.359 --> 0:25:03.000 Last week in the House of Paying with a confure 0:25:03.040 --> 0:25:05.880 injuries that you sustained in the bedroom. Today we move 0:25:05.960 --> 0:25:10.159 into hallways, doors, porches and attics. 0:25:11.440 --> 0:25:14.640 One four three Mark, Good morning. 0:25:14.880 --> 0:25:16.159 Good morning, Christian. How are you? 0:25:16.240 --> 0:25:17.919 I'm good Mark? So where do we go in the 0:25:17.920 --> 0:25:19.280 House of Paying with you? Hallway? 0:25:19.359 --> 0:25:23.600 We're in the hallway. Yes, I have two I had 0:25:23.600 --> 0:25:25.879 three kids. The two boys were sharing a room and 0:25:26.160 --> 0:25:28.480 some ungodly hour of the morning, a four year old 0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:31.359 comes down and says, oh, I don't feel well, so 0:25:31.440 --> 0:25:33.320 all right, jump in bed to go back off to sleep. 0:25:33.359 --> 0:25:36.120 So he jumps in the bed. Shortly after the other one. 0:25:36.240 --> 0:25:38.960 The baby starts crying. My wife goes down the hallway. 0:25:40.200 --> 0:25:44.400 All of a suddenly he is almighty bad and won't 0:25:44.480 --> 0:25:47.600 use this, but oh my goodness, and I go down 0:25:47.600 --> 0:25:49.040 there and then she's sitting in the middle of the 0:25:49.080 --> 0:25:52.760 floor holding her head. The young the four year old 0:25:52.760 --> 0:25:55.919 had come down, had vomited in the hallway, and unbeknownst 0:25:55.920 --> 0:25:58.240 to my wife, she'd stipped in it gone a over 0:25:58.400 --> 0:26:03.800 t slam slammed her head against the door. Damn, she's 0:26:03.880 --> 0:26:06.280 got ramat all over, she's got it in her hair. 0:26:06.760 --> 0:26:08.400 And then the blood's gushing. 0:26:08.080 --> 0:26:10.400 Out of the exorcist in your hallway. 0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:13.640 Yeah yeah, and then a half hour later into Denny 0:26:13.640 --> 0:26:15.800 in our hospital getting seven stitches in the scale to 0:26:16.119 --> 0:26:18.440 fixed up the thing with blood and vomit all over 0:26:18.480 --> 0:26:19.639 her hair and everything like that. 0:26:21.440 --> 0:26:23.320 Well, it's a great want to kick us off. Where 0:26:23.440 --> 0:26:25.320 we go in the House of pain Mark, Thank you 0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:26.400 very much, your story. 0:26:26.200 --> 0:26:28.840 Mate, have a good day, Thank you, goodbye, bye. 0:26:28.640 --> 0:26:37.520 Bye, Jason, Hello Jason, Yes, yes, christ there we go. 0:26:37.680 --> 0:26:40.119 There we go, morning, Jason. What's your story? Where we 0:26:40.240 --> 0:26:41.679 going in the House of Paine. Were in a hallway 0:26:41.800 --> 0:26:42.360 or doorway? 0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:44.440 Okay, we're in a hallway. 0:26:44.560 --> 0:26:46.640 Now, this is a whole different century. 0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:48.280 It was way back when I was a kid, so 0:26:48.480 --> 0:26:49.240 we're talking. 0:26:49.080 --> 0:26:50.080 Nearly fifty years ago. 0:26:50.960 --> 0:26:55.400 My brother and I were wrestling, and we used. 0:26:55.200 --> 0:26:59.760 To have holding doors open. Were the old fashioned clothes 0:26:59.800 --> 0:27:01.520 eye that you have to put on the stove to 0:27:01.560 --> 0:27:05.919 heat up grandparents, Yeah, so we use those as doorstops. 0:27:07.119 --> 0:27:10.840 So we were busy wrestling away in the hallway, and 0:27:11.520 --> 0:27:16.680 somehow this ended up being lifted up and dropped onto 0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:20.680 my face, tipping one of my front teeth. 0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:28.600 Yeah, well, I do remember it happening. 0:27:28.640 --> 0:27:32.520 I remember also getting carted off to the to the 0:27:32.600 --> 0:27:34.840 dentist and we had to get it because basically I 0:27:34.880 --> 0:27:36.800 had a triangle piece taken out of one of my 0:27:36.880 --> 0:27:40.480 front teeth, so I had to get a cap on that. 0:27:41.160 --> 0:27:44.680 And you know, over the years, that CAP's broken away 0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:47.520 and had to be replaced. Right at the beginning of COVID, 0:27:49.000 --> 0:27:51.520 I was eating a dim sim and I've actually broken 0:27:51.560 --> 0:27:53.200 it off again and I haven't been able to get. 0:27:53.040 --> 0:27:57.119 It fixed because during COVID we couldn't go to a dentist. 0:27:58.280 --> 0:28:01.520 I mean there's been some free time that we are 0:28:01.640 --> 0:28:03.680 out in the world now for a year to have 0:28:03.760 --> 0:28:06.480 that snaggle tooth fitted like a shark's tooth. 0:28:06.520 --> 0:28:08.959 You got their nails sharpened up, that's right. 0:28:09.040 --> 0:28:11.439 But unfortunately, I'll work for myself, so having time off 0:28:11.480 --> 0:28:13.440 to go to a d indist is a luxury. 0:28:13.480 --> 0:28:13.720 All. 0:28:13.720 --> 0:28:15.280 You know what, This gives me an idea, why don't 0:28:15.280 --> 0:28:18.720 they have mobile dentists for basic rudimentary stuff. 0:28:18.760 --> 0:28:20.840 They can come round to yours with that bag of tools. 0:28:21.720 --> 0:28:23.240 They can come and meet me on job site. 0:28:23.359 --> 0:28:30.560 Yeah, Jim's dentistry. Jesson, We've got an idea here, let's 0:28:30.600 --> 0:28:31.639 go fifty to fifty? 0:28:32.320 --> 0:28:32.960 Yes, why not? 0:28:33.840 --> 0:28:36.800 All right, Jason, I'll build up a business plan for you. 0:28:36.920 --> 0:28:37.080 Yeah. 0:28:37.119 --> 0:28:38.720 So right, love to get back to me. Jason, Thank 0:28:38.760 --> 0:28:40.240 you very much, She calm. I have a good day. 0:28:40.800 --> 0:28:41.560 Thank you, jeez. 0:28:42.200 --> 0:28:44.920 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:28:45.400 --> 0:28:47.920 All right, House of Pain. So we're going around the house. 0:28:48.560 --> 0:28:50.720 Each room we're looking for your stories of injuries in there. 0:28:50.760 --> 0:28:53.480 This week the House of Pain. We're into your hallways, doors, 0:28:54.160 --> 0:28:57.440 porches and attics. On nine four one four, one oh 0:28:57.560 --> 0:29:02.360 four to three. Georgie, good morning, go Onning, guys, want 0:29:02.400 --> 0:29:03.720 and Georgie, welcome to the show. 0:29:03.880 --> 0:29:05.400 So where we go in the hallway. 0:29:06.440 --> 0:29:09.840 I was in the hallway and it's a child hallway 0:29:10.600 --> 0:29:13.600 and I had two cats and one didn't like the other. 0:29:13.880 --> 0:29:17.080 So I was told that the way to support that 0:29:17.400 --> 0:29:21.239 was to spray the aggressor with water. So I had 0:29:21.280 --> 0:29:23.920 a water bottle and I heard them fighting, and so 0:29:24.000 --> 0:29:28.200 I sprayed the aggressor and it didn't work. And she 0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:31.719 was just sitting there looking at me like what whatever? 0:29:32.600 --> 0:29:34.280 And I thought, wow, I didn't get a s I 0:29:34.400 --> 0:29:37.680 sprayed her again, and this one got her and I've 0:29:37.720 --> 0:29:41.040 taken one step, slipped on the water that I squirted, 0:29:41.640 --> 0:29:44.560 landed on the floor and broke my vertebra in my back. 0:29:46.800 --> 0:29:50.640 And then realizing that I'd done some dermige, I thought, 0:29:50.720 --> 0:29:52.440 I'm like, God, what if I'm going to shop? So 0:29:52.560 --> 0:29:57.240 I very very carefully crawled down the hallway into the 0:29:57.320 --> 0:29:59.880 kitchen to get the phone and call the ambulance and 0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:04.280 our partner to come home because he'd left for work. 0:30:04.840 --> 0:30:08.000 What a story, I mean, this is a mazing joy 0:30:08.040 --> 0:30:11.640 And Georgie, anytime as an adult you're crawling somewhere something's wrong. Yes, 0:30:11.720 --> 0:30:14.480 something's gone badly wrong with your body. You're in life right, 0:30:14.920 --> 0:30:17.800 That is terrifying. And so how long was your recovery 0:30:17.840 --> 0:30:19.200 from your broken vertebra? 0:30:20.640 --> 0:30:23.440 It was about four months. I was very very lucky 0:30:23.560 --> 0:30:24.640 with the way that it broke. 0:30:24.720 --> 0:30:26.040 It was a very clean break. 0:30:26.400 --> 0:30:27.320 Oh yeah, and how do you. 0:30:27.320 --> 0:30:29.080 Get along with the cat now, or as you call it, 0:30:29.240 --> 0:30:29.880 the aggressor? 0:30:30.040 --> 0:30:33.600 Yeah, she's a champion. She's passed away now. 0:30:33.880 --> 0:30:36.720 But I wasn't related to when you recovered off the 0:30:36.760 --> 0:30:39.200 four months. First thing you did with that new back, 0:30:39.760 --> 0:30:43.640 get rid of that cat. I've got a cat, and 0:30:43.680 --> 0:30:45.480 we've got we were told to get when those spritzers 0:30:45.480 --> 0:30:47.080 and stuff like that, and you're right, Larry, my big 0:30:47.120 --> 0:30:48.240 cat just sort of sits there go. 0:30:50.920 --> 0:30:51.720 Spray away. 0:30:54.720 --> 0:30:55.560 Water the plants. 0:30:57.360 --> 0:31:00.280 Georgie, very good story. Thank you very much. Have a 0:31:00.320 --> 0:31:01.560 great day. That was really funny. 0:31:01.720 --> 0:31:02.840 Thank you you two. 0:31:03.440 --> 0:31:08.680 Kylie, good morning, Good morning morning. There's someone who feels 0:31:08.680 --> 0:31:11.120 like I've had a long week already. It's almost the weekend. 0:31:11.480 --> 0:31:13.640 Kylie's where was the injuries at the hallway? 0:31:15.320 --> 0:31:16.440 Yeah, it seems to me. 0:31:18.840 --> 0:31:21.240 Only in the hallway at the moment. Let's keep it going, 0:31:21.240 --> 0:31:22.560 all right. What have you got for us, Kynie. 0:31:23.480 --> 0:31:26.640 So I was heading off to work in the morning, 0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:30.080 heading to the hospital for a shift, and my dog 0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:33.080 at the time, Jack was very excited because he knew 0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:33.720 I was leaving. 0:31:34.000 --> 0:31:36.640 So he I was sort of chasing him and playing. 0:31:36.720 --> 0:31:38.360 I think he walked me up, sort of ran. 0:31:38.280 --> 0:31:38.800 Up the hallway. 0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:40.120 So he was so excited. 0:31:40.200 --> 0:31:42.200 He ran up and there was a mat on the 0:31:42.240 --> 0:31:46.280 wooden hallway and he's, you know, run up in excitement 0:31:46.360 --> 0:31:49.800 and then stopped in a hurry, and the mat started 0:31:49.840 --> 0:31:55.080 slipping and piling up towards the wall, and so he's 0:31:55.120 --> 0:31:58.040 hit the wall and the boo table on the wall 0:31:58.400 --> 0:32:02.720 as fall and I reached out going and that's frip. 0:32:02.800 --> 0:32:04.800 Second I thought get away, and then I thought what 0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:08.000 if I moved? My dog's going to get squashed. So 0:32:08.440 --> 0:32:11.120 I could put my hand up in the brue table 0:32:11.200 --> 0:32:13.280 land on my head and I was stocked unconscious. 0:32:14.320 --> 0:32:15.960 I mean, you sacrifice yourself of the dog. 0:32:17.480 --> 0:32:19.120 I sacrificed myself for my dog. 0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:22.240 But my boss was furious with me. 0:32:22.720 --> 0:32:32.520 For getting knocked out. Well at the hospital, you get 0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:33.120 knocked out. 0:32:37.400 --> 0:32:40.719 No, all right, CARDI, thank you, yeah, thank you very much, 0:32:40.760 --> 0:32:44.360 she called me. Have a good day, all right. Coming 0:32:44.440 --> 0:32:46.840 up at eight this morning, something very special for. 0:32:46.920 --> 0:32:47.280 One of you. 0:32:47.800 --> 0:32:52.760 Ten is just your every JD one year old, except 0:32:52.880 --> 0:32:53.800 for one thing. 0:32:54.080 --> 0:33:01.840 I've never had pizza, geez, never had pizza until now, 0:33:02.960 --> 0:33:05.360 one lady. Zero pizzas. 0:33:05.640 --> 0:33:07.680 I'll right if I had them, they'll have some cheese 0:33:07.680 --> 0:33:07.920 on them. 0:33:07.960 --> 0:33:08.640 I don't like it. 0:33:08.840 --> 0:33:13.000 This morning, Pam finally has a slice of the action. 0:33:13.400 --> 0:33:15.200 We just with to choosee on and nothing else. 0:33:15.400 --> 0:33:20.320 Coming up after eight on the Christian O'Connell show, We'll 0:33:20.360 --> 0:33:23.160 cross the next live to our pizza maker Johnny from 0:33:23.160 --> 0:33:24.560 four hundred Gradi and Rio. 0:33:24.720 --> 0:33:26.640 It's almost ready to come out the oven. 0:33:27.040 --> 0:33:29.480 We Christian No Connall Show podcast. 0:33:30.520 --> 0:33:34.360 What scenes we're going to next? After eight it's all Stars. 0:33:34.800 --> 0:33:38.040 An eighty one year uncleed Pam this week when we're 0:33:38.080 --> 0:33:39.640 asking you to call us up, tell us how old 0:33:39.640 --> 0:33:41.400 are you and what have you never done so far 0:33:41.480 --> 0:33:45.240 in your life? Pam had never had a pizza or asanya. 0:33:45.880 --> 0:33:50.040 This morning is all about the pizza, because surely a 0:33:50.120 --> 0:33:53.320 life without pizza just is no life at all. She 0:33:53.400 --> 0:33:55.080 didn't have a pizza, and so when I try to 0:33:55.160 --> 0:33:57.040 picture pizza to her, which I'm sure many of her 0:33:57.040 --> 0:34:00.840 friends have done over the years in case there's someone 0:34:00.880 --> 0:34:04.960 else in mark. 0:34:04.520 --> 0:34:06.440 And even she was worried about any other cheese. The 0:34:06.720 --> 0:34:08.279 cheese cheeses preferred yeap. 0:34:08.360 --> 0:34:10.000 So it's you know, because obviously pizza you can have 0:34:10.000 --> 0:34:12.200 all kinds of different cheeses on there, okay, And she 0:34:12.360 --> 0:34:14.000 was like, no, no, then the only one only like 0:34:14.080 --> 0:34:16.319 one type of cheese. He's only even had one type 0:34:16.320 --> 0:34:18.279 of cheese. She only wants one type of cheese and 0:34:18.719 --> 0:34:22.400 is bager, strong and bite. So after the show we 0:34:22.440 --> 0:34:24.120 couldn't leave it there. We thought, well, let's get one 0:34:24.200 --> 0:34:26.880 made for her a very unusually spoke pizza and the 0:34:26.960 --> 0:34:28.480 best pizza may car well one of them in the 0:34:28.520 --> 0:34:32.240 world is Johnny from four hundred Grandy, and I cannot 0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:35.200 believe that he actually said yes to our invitation. How 0:34:35.200 --> 0:34:38.360 about you fire up that pizza Robin real early on 0:34:38.680 --> 0:34:43.359 your locations and make don't mate like your award winning 0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:46.000 margarita pizza, which is literally one the best margarita in 0:34:46.040 --> 0:34:46.399 the world. 0:34:46.800 --> 0:34:49.320 Make basically a pizza basil and just put strong and 0:34:49.440 --> 0:34:51.000 bite on top of it. 0:34:51.719 --> 0:34:55.640 Anyway, Rio is out of out Eastland, where Johnny is 0:34:55.680 --> 0:35:00.520 Who's who's made the pizza. They're both together now, Rio, Hello, 0:35:01.320 --> 0:35:03.319 So describe the scene right now, Rhea. 0:35:03.360 --> 0:35:05.480 Where are you're out at four hundred Gardy. 0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:08.879 Plans, Yeah, at four hundred Gratty. There's no one here 0:35:08.920 --> 0:35:10.160 because it's you. 0:35:10.160 --> 0:35:14.319 Know, eight o'clock and nothing's open, so it's completely bare 0:35:14.480 --> 0:35:18.280 except for four hundred Gritty, where Johnny has very generously 0:35:19.200 --> 0:35:21.880 come in very very early, fired up the pizza oven, 0:35:22.600 --> 0:35:26.440 and I am now I have visuals on the bigger, 0:35:26.760 --> 0:35:29.799 strong and body pizza, the first of its kinds, may 0:35:29.840 --> 0:35:30.160 I say? 0:35:30.719 --> 0:35:32.439 And how does it look to the eye? 0:35:33.360 --> 0:35:36.239 It looks look it looks amazing like it is at 0:35:36.280 --> 0:35:37.920 the end of the day. You know, pizza just with 0:35:38.800 --> 0:35:41.319 with biggert strong and body cheese on it. But it's 0:35:41.360 --> 0:35:44.320 as fancy and as amazing as it can look. A 0:35:44.400 --> 0:35:48.440 lovely puffy crust, nice thick bass, plenty of cheese there 0:35:48.520 --> 0:35:50.279 for Pam. But yes it is. 0:35:50.440 --> 0:35:53.680 It's just it's cheese on dough with no sauce as well. 0:35:53.880 --> 0:35:55.600 Can I just check as well, because often you know, 0:35:56.400 --> 0:35:58.960 chef's like a little bit of garnish or green. There's 0:35:59.040 --> 0:36:01.279 no kind of garners and there is otherwise she will throw. 0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:05.840 Pam was very specific with her instructions, very garnish, no thoughts. 0:36:05.880 --> 0:36:06.759 So Johnny's had. 0:36:06.719 --> 0:36:10.080 Some very old time straight old timers. Don't worry about 0:36:10.160 --> 0:36:12.120 just crushing us after eight o'clock. 0:36:12.200 --> 0:36:16.359 Okay, I don't think the Italian community would be super 0:36:16.440 --> 0:36:20.560 excited about this innovation of pizza that we've done, but Pam. 0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:21.120 Is going to love it. 0:36:21.400 --> 0:36:24.160 All right, Let's chat to Johnny now, let's get Johnny. 0:36:23.880 --> 0:36:25.160 On great, I'll grab Johnny. 0:36:25.200 --> 0:36:26.280 He's right over here. 0:36:28.880 --> 0:36:33.040 Together. Johnny is Christian here with Jack and Pats. Thank 0:36:33.080 --> 0:36:34.080 you so much for doing this. 0:36:35.000 --> 0:36:40.200 No, you're welcome. It's a pleasure and knowing that Pam's 0:36:40.360 --> 0:36:42.080 ever first pizza is going to be a four hundred 0:36:42.440 --> 0:36:44.800 pizza with a bit of a twist to it some 0:36:44.960 --> 0:36:45.640 biga cheese. 0:36:45.719 --> 0:36:46.120 Amazing. 0:36:46.640 --> 0:36:49.560 Now, is this the most unusual pizza you've ever made? Johnny? 0:36:49.600 --> 0:36:51.560 Have you made a more weird one or odd one 0:36:51.640 --> 0:36:51.840 than this? 0:36:53.760 --> 0:36:56.879 It's probably one of the most unusual. The first one 0:36:56.960 --> 0:36:59.000 was probably when I got asked to make a pizza 0:36:59.040 --> 0:37:00.640 with ninety nine different Jesus on there. 0:37:08.920 --> 0:37:10.719 Have you ever made anything more basic than this? 0:37:13.239 --> 0:37:16.000 Maybe just a plane base for someone that just wants 0:37:16.040 --> 0:37:22.440 seeds the bread. Yeah, yeah, I've had I've actually had 0:37:22.480 --> 0:37:25.399 a specific order of that, like only the base, nothing else, 0:37:25.480 --> 0:37:27.680 no oil, no soul, nothing else. 0:37:27.719 --> 0:37:28.960 And I was like, okay, no problem. 0:37:29.680 --> 0:37:30.920 And Johnny House business. 0:37:30.960 --> 0:37:33.680 So because you're you're everywhere all of Victoria, everything going 0:37:33.760 --> 0:37:35.280 well here, you might be bringing out your own pizza 0:37:35.360 --> 0:37:36.160 robins at some point. 0:37:37.040 --> 0:37:38.080 Oh maybe one day. 0:37:38.280 --> 0:37:40.359 We know we're doing we're doing quite well. 0:37:40.400 --> 0:37:44.680 I mean, you know it's Melbournian's are loving, you know, 0:37:44.800 --> 0:37:48.040 going out and and where We've got a lot of support. 0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:51.200 So a lot of people coming down to four Undergrady 0:37:51.239 --> 0:37:54.960 restaurants across Victoria. So yeah, we can't complain. We just 0:37:55.680 --> 0:37:57.719 we'll keep going, you know, I mean, it's tough, tough 0:37:57.800 --> 0:38:00.080 two years, but now we're sort of past that. We 0:38:00.200 --> 0:38:03.080 just want to keep on, to keep going and serving 0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:05.680 delicious pizza and the pasta to the community. 0:38:05.960 --> 0:38:09.560 If any of us since go into your various locations 0:38:09.760 --> 0:38:12.759 and ask for the pizza, would you ever consider putting 0:38:12.760 --> 0:38:13.919 the strong and binetary on your menu? 0:38:15.360 --> 0:38:17.080 I'm not sure if we ever put on the menu? 0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:22.760 Right answer, this place has gone to crack. 0:38:22.880 --> 0:38:25.080 What's this with a strong pizza? 0:38:28.200 --> 0:38:30.640 Unless Bigger Australia is listening and they want to endorse it, 0:38:30.719 --> 0:38:31.560 then we'll talk about it. 0:38:36.719 --> 0:38:40.400 Of it to you, baga baga? All right, thank you 0:38:40.520 --> 0:38:42.319 very much, Johnny. We'll let you know what Pam thinks 0:38:42.360 --> 0:38:43.800 of it after it. But thank you for doing this. 0:38:43.880 --> 0:38:44.920 We really appreciate it. 0:38:45.719 --> 0:38:46.280 You're welcome. 0:38:46.360 --> 0:38:46.600 Thanks. 0:38:46.960 --> 0:38:49.560 We see soon, Johnny. All right, let's get Rio back 0:38:49.600 --> 0:38:51.640 now he's five hundred meters away. For some reason, he's 0:38:51.640 --> 0:38:52.520 falling out with Johnny. 0:38:53.200 --> 0:38:55.840 Hello, Hello, we're here. We're really should we should we 0:38:55.880 --> 0:38:56.359 go to PAMs? 0:38:56.480 --> 0:38:57.640 We really got in the car? 0:38:57.800 --> 0:38:59.480 Yeah, what would you mean? Shall we go to pad? 0:39:00.080 --> 0:39:01.359 You and I We just have a chat here about 0:39:01.360 --> 0:39:02.520 weekend plans. 0:39:04.480 --> 0:39:05.640 In the car. 0:39:05.960 --> 0:39:11.399 Get Tom, come on, sat around there, China, Johnny five 0:39:11.480 --> 0:39:13.040 hundred meters away. Alright, go go go. 0:39:14.200 --> 0:39:17.640 This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:39:18.160 --> 0:39:20.920 We're about to share historical moment. I'm glad you're there 0:39:20.960 --> 0:39:21.480 with us for this. 0:39:22.080 --> 0:39:24.120 Pam eight two one year old Pam is about to 0:39:24.160 --> 0:39:29.040 have her first ever pizza mayby Johnny from four hundred Grandy. 0:39:29.120 --> 0:39:30.280 It's a very unique pizza. 0:39:31.000 --> 0:39:34.399 She only wants it this way, pizza bass chiss cheese 0:39:34.480 --> 0:39:37.160 on top, and only the cheese that she likes, Baga 0:39:37.400 --> 0:39:38.600 strong and bite tea. 0:39:43.480 --> 0:39:47.319 It's almost ready. Bring just pulled up outside and our 0:39:47.360 --> 0:39:47.920 God when a. 0:39:47.920 --> 0:39:52.759 Four point three promotional vehicle tearing for the streets, take 0:39:52.800 --> 0:39:56.440 it out there to Pam and her face. Let's go 0:39:56.680 --> 0:39:59.799 live now to Pam the start of this morning show 0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:03.560 our Sun, which we're all orbiting around Pam, Good morning, 0:40:04.280 --> 0:40:05.480 Good morning, How are you? 0:40:05.800 --> 0:40:07.680 I'm good? Are you excited? How are you feeling? 0:40:07.760 --> 0:40:07.880 Pa? 0:40:08.200 --> 0:40:10.600 Well, I'm sort of. I've got a play to eighty 0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:12.440 one used to become a famous you are? 0:40:12.719 --> 0:40:15.040 Yes, it's still been building to this. We're going to 0:40:15.120 --> 0:40:16.680 make the most famous person in Melbourne. 0:40:16.719 --> 0:40:19.440 Pan, I can't believe it's all happening from just a 0:40:19.520 --> 0:40:23.640 simple phone call. I'm quite excited. 0:40:24.480 --> 0:40:29.120 Were Yeah, Johnny's had to fire up the pizza ovenland. Yeah, 0:40:29.320 --> 0:40:32.320 so you can see the car. So Rio is about 0:40:32.360 --> 0:40:34.640 to approach yours with the pizza. Are you ready to 0:40:34.680 --> 0:40:34.920 try it? 0:40:35.040 --> 0:40:35.239 Pam? 0:40:35.920 --> 0:40:36.279 I am? 0:40:37.080 --> 0:40:42.000 I am all right, Let's go to Rio. Now, Rio Christian? 0:40:42.320 --> 0:40:44.280 Are you in position? Where are you? Are you outside? 0:40:44.360 --> 0:40:44.720 PAMs? 0:40:45.040 --> 0:40:45.640 Have you visual? 0:40:45.840 --> 0:40:49.160 I believe I'm outside pears, I can't see or heat. 0:40:49.280 --> 0:40:51.960 P have you got visual? 0:40:53.360 --> 0:40:57.440 I've got visuals on. I've got visuals on. Waving at me. 0:40:57.520 --> 0:40:58.240 Through the window. 0:40:58.440 --> 0:41:00.600 You knock on somebody's door, Yeah, just yell. 0:41:02.239 --> 0:41:04.839 Maybe watched a couple of Sam Mack's sort of appearances. 0:41:05.760 --> 0:41:07.600 You don't sit in the car, they come to you. 0:41:08.320 --> 0:41:10.520 We've got I'll explain later. 0:41:10.560 --> 0:41:12.600 But no, no, no, you won't know. You don't even 0:41:12.680 --> 0:41:13.040 come back. 0:41:17.200 --> 0:41:23.439 I'm just coming into Pam and loving to meet you. Yes, 0:41:23.560 --> 0:41:26.080 there on the phone, all right, we're here, we're in. 0:41:26.239 --> 0:41:29.200 We're in Pam's room. I've got the pizza. Pam's got 0:41:29.239 --> 0:41:31.160 the shine up to a year. What would you like 0:41:31.239 --> 0:41:31.520 us to do? 0:41:32.280 --> 0:41:35.239 We did talk about this. I do it all on 0:41:35.360 --> 0:41:38.120 air Rio. Why does he fall apart when he leaves 0:41:38.160 --> 0:41:38.600 the studio? 0:41:39.440 --> 0:41:42.000 He's lost his umbilical cord. Daddy needs to help out again, 0:41:42.080 --> 0:41:42.279 does he? 0:41:43.000 --> 0:41:45.120 I'm surprised he's even there. Well done on getting here. 0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:48.480 Well done? Three the poor man, Sam Mac All right, 0:41:48.520 --> 0:41:51.040 now what you help to hang up? 0:41:52.400 --> 0:41:52.919 All right? Pem? 0:41:53.000 --> 0:41:56.480 Could you please hang up all over it? 0:41:58.680 --> 0:41:59.080 All right? 0:41:59.280 --> 0:41:59.320 So? 0:42:00.040 --> 0:42:02.880 Okay? Is Pam ready to have the pizza? 0:42:03.520 --> 0:42:06.160 Her is in position, She's at her dining table. I'm 0:42:06.200 --> 0:42:09.440 presenting the pizza in front of her. I am now 0:42:09.800 --> 0:42:13.120 lifting the lid. She's seeing her the pizza. She's about 0:42:13.160 --> 0:42:16.600 to eat for the first time. It's ready. 0:42:17.000 --> 0:42:20.120 She's just getting some serviettes just for the This is. 0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:22.200 The right way to This is how we should be 0:42:22.280 --> 0:42:22.879 all tonight. 0:42:23.160 --> 0:42:27.200 We should have made Rio dresses and Italian waiter kicking opportunity, 0:42:27.320 --> 0:42:29.640 short shirt tie. 0:42:31.520 --> 0:42:32.439 Like wine for the lady. 0:42:33.840 --> 0:42:35.719 All right, what do you would you like it? Would 0:42:35.719 --> 0:42:39.479 you like ten to start? She's already torn apart one piece, 0:42:39.560 --> 0:42:41.279 but she has not yet put it in her mouth. 0:42:41.360 --> 0:42:43.040 Put us on speakerphone so we can check it. 0:42:43.640 --> 0:42:47.319 Okay, Pam, are you ready to have the first bite 0:42:47.440 --> 0:42:49.319 of your first ever pizza at eighty one. 0:42:50.000 --> 0:42:52.280 Hey name, Yes, she's ready. 0:42:52.800 --> 0:42:57.240 Okay, it's falling apart. 0:42:59.400 --> 0:43:01.680 Be beautiful said that? 0:43:02.680 --> 0:43:03.480 Bloody beautiful? 0:43:04.000 --> 0:43:04.560 Beautiful? 0:43:10.719 --> 0:43:13.040 What did you hear that? 0:43:13.239 --> 0:43:16.239 No, we didn't. When I see you, you and I 0:43:16.239 --> 0:43:18.400 are going to go for a walk and only one 0:43:18.440 --> 0:43:19.560 of us will come back from. 0:43:24.320 --> 0:43:25.280 And give a review. 0:43:25.320 --> 0:43:33.839 Again, you do that, I'll tell you what. Bloody beautiful. Yeah, 0:43:39.200 --> 0:43:41.360 but if all pictures were made like this, I'd have 0:43:41.480 --> 0:43:42.200 one every week. 0:43:42.520 --> 0:43:44.840 Wow, this is what you've been missing, Pam. 0:43:45.600 --> 0:43:48.360 I know I've waited eighty one years to get this 0:43:48.560 --> 0:43:49.920 excited about something. 0:43:50.120 --> 0:43:52.560 Oh, bless you and your voice. 0:43:52.680 --> 0:43:54.000 Yes, you know we have. 0:43:54.400 --> 0:43:55.480 I thought it would go the other way. 0:43:55.480 --> 0:43:56.720 I didn't think you'd be that impressed. 0:43:56.760 --> 0:43:59.319 And we have this ready, I didn't know we'd be firing. 0:43:59.080 --> 0:44:01.040 Off this so toy. 0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:01.600 I don't like. 0:44:02.239 --> 0:44:04.400 I really don't like sort of eating olive oil. I 0:44:04.480 --> 0:44:05.360 don't mind trying. 0:44:05.800 --> 0:44:13.000 Yeah, it's just to eat it. I wouldn't recommend eating anyway. 0:44:13.239 --> 0:44:16.600 Thats and Pam described the sensations because you never would 0:44:16.600 --> 0:44:17.280 have had these before. 0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:18.640 So what do you take? 0:44:19.360 --> 0:44:22.200 I mean, it's a little it's really really nice. I 0:44:22.320 --> 0:44:27.760 really I'm really enjoying it. And yeah, look, it's nothing 0:44:27.800 --> 0:44:29.799 more to say. It's just really good. 0:44:30.640 --> 0:44:33.240 That's how we all feel about pizza, especially Granny. 0:44:33.400 --> 0:44:35.600 Yeah, now you know what you've been missing all these years? 0:44:35.719 --> 0:44:35.920 I know? 0:44:37.080 --> 0:44:40.160 Could I Yeah, it's not too may come. 0:44:40.040 --> 0:44:41.800 For lost time, you think. Give my order of pizza 0:44:41.880 --> 0:44:42.640 this weekend, Pam. 0:44:43.440 --> 0:44:45.560 But I've got a good excuse. I am eighty one, 0:44:45.719 --> 0:44:48.279 so the mind is not quite what it used to be. 0:44:48.480 --> 0:44:51.279 I don't know. You sound sharper than Rio there, so 0:44:52.120 --> 0:44:53.839 Rio is soun'd going to live where you are? You've 0:44:53.840 --> 0:44:56.000 come back and take up his number two plays in 0:44:56.040 --> 0:45:01.120 the studio. All right, it's done, Okay, the hell our 0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:03.960 new friend. Hey listen, Pam, thank you very much for 0:45:04.080 --> 0:45:05.719 being such a good sport this week. Thank you for 0:45:05.800 --> 0:45:07.640 listening to the show and giving us a call this week. 0:45:07.960 --> 0:45:08.719 It's been a lot of fun. 0:45:09.680 --> 0:45:11.920 My pleasure, My pleasure. 0:45:12.840 --> 0:45:16.440 Bye bybaepys. Once I'd done with you, that shut that. 0:45:16.520 --> 0:45:17.400 Door on your face, don't they? 0:45:17.680 --> 0:45:20.040 She got a half pizza day, is there? 0:45:20.960 --> 0:45:21.200 Hello? 0:45:21.760 --> 0:45:25.000 See you later, cal a brighter. 0:45:25.239 --> 0:45:28.040 You're listening to the Christian o'carl show podcast. 0:45:28.640 --> 0:45:30.080 We need your votes. 0:45:31.280 --> 0:45:33.680 To find the winner of the twenty thousand dollars Harvey 0:45:33.760 --> 0:45:38.600 Norman serenade for an upgrade. Upgrade your home entertainment system 0:45:38.719 --> 0:45:42.280 twenty thousand dollars prize to spend a Harvey Norman's quite amazing. 0:45:42.719 --> 0:45:46.000 You've got until midnight tonight. Pick your song, write your 0:45:46.040 --> 0:45:48.360 own words and then email it over to me Christian 0:45:48.400 --> 0:45:51.920 at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Yesterday's winner was 0:45:52.000 --> 0:45:54.600 Ali going into the Big Grand Final tomorrow should be 0:45:54.640 --> 0:45:55.440 vying for your votes. 0:45:55.760 --> 0:45:58.359 Kids have smashed the loundes TV with a bone arrow, 0:45:59.320 --> 0:46:07.640 aiming for horror but a national geographic cha. Now I'm 0:46:07.680 --> 0:46:11.480 where there's crap and desk for stuff to keep kids 0:46:11.560 --> 0:46:13.000 quiet and hearty happy. 0:46:13.520 --> 0:46:15.440 Can you harp us, christ Car. 0:46:17.000 --> 0:46:19.920 I can Hobby Norman have the latest in TV switches, washers, 0:46:19.960 --> 0:46:23.320 laptops and mobiles and loads more in store or online? 0:46:23.360 --> 0:46:24.960 All right, some more new entries. 0:46:25.320 --> 0:46:28.839 First up, Andreas Galban. He's taken on Bob Seeger, old 0:46:28.880 --> 0:46:29.399 time rock. 0:46:29.320 --> 0:46:29.800 And roll. 0:46:33.719 --> 0:46:38.440 And even TV all the shitty. I was a small 0:46:38.520 --> 0:46:44.000 I watched by myself. I got lots of kids running around. 0:46:44.080 --> 0:46:45.600 It's probably how Bob seekers sounds matter. 0:46:45.840 --> 0:46:49.680 I want an if I has around sound much it's 0:46:49.719 --> 0:46:52.000 so small, I can't see the phone. 0:46:53.160 --> 0:46:55.200 Is it's just me or I'm cadding? 0:46:57.000 --> 0:46:59.319 I can't read some titles anymore. 0:47:00.840 --> 0:47:03.440 Ny the Newtdy on the world. 0:47:11.719 --> 0:47:12.560 Thank you very much. 0:47:13.200 --> 0:47:16.040 I have heard so many entries right everyone you send 0:47:16.120 --> 0:47:19.320 in I do listen to. I can't hear another Bohemian rhapsody. 0:47:19.600 --> 0:47:22.239 If you're thinking about making one today, please I urge 0:47:22.280 --> 0:47:23.880 you not to do it. It probably isn't going to 0:47:23.920 --> 0:47:26.760 be played tomorrow. I've heard just every variation of Joey 0:47:27.120 --> 0:47:30.360 as well from GM with Chrissy and my name in it. 0:47:30.640 --> 0:47:34.480 Thank you very much. However, yesterday I heard something completely different. 0:47:34.960 --> 0:47:38.319 He calls himself the singing butcher, and this guy really 0:47:38.440 --> 0:47:40.759 can sing. So we've heard all the different songs you've 0:47:40.760 --> 0:47:43.359 taken up, but no one has taken on an opera song, 0:47:43.520 --> 0:47:46.799 a really big song. No one has taken on Pavarotti 0:47:47.360 --> 0:47:51.960 until actual name, Tony Manago even sounds like. 0:47:52.000 --> 0:47:55.600 An old time crooner. 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We've done a voter 0:52:51.360 --> 0:52:53.520 in this week. Meet Jack and Patsy each day this week. 0:52:53.719 --> 0:52:56.320 Who we've loved in your entries for Serenade from Upgrade 0:52:56.560 --> 0:52:59.440 are twenty thousands on a home entertainment Graven Harvey Norman. 0:53:00.200 --> 0:53:02.799 But you will pick the final winner tomorrow and are 0:53:02.880 --> 0:53:03.680 we all over. 0:53:03.560 --> 0:53:04.520 To you now? 0:53:04.600 --> 0:53:07.279 Normally this week we've been putting two or three up 0:53:07.320 --> 0:53:10.400 against each other and very tough to picture just one. However, 0:53:10.480 --> 0:53:12.960 this morning there were some great entries he played out 0:53:13.000 --> 0:53:15.160 on air, and then there was the singing. 0:53:14.920 --> 0:53:29.280 Butcher, I need an cre I need enough, no doubt. 0:53:29.480 --> 0:53:32.720 Straight through the singing Butcher Tony Minago. 0:53:33.920 --> 0:53:36.000 Sounds like I should be introducing him on stage in 0:53:36.160 --> 0:53:39.440 Vegas and now for one night only. It's only before 0:53:39.520 --> 0:53:42.160 us in Vegas at the Palace this year Tony Monago, 0:53:43.160 --> 0:53:45.480 Tony goes soon the final and rightly so, this is 0:53:45.640 --> 0:53:49.440 so amazing brilliant entries you have until so there are 0:53:49.520 --> 0:53:51.960 four at the moment. There is room, of course for 0:53:52.120 --> 0:53:55.959 one last wildcard. You're going until midnight tonight. That wild 0:53:56.000 --> 0:53:58.279 card will not be someone doing Bahamian Rhapsody. I can 0:53:58.360 --> 0:54:02.160 tell you now, please of you Melbourne, I'm all flipping 0:54:02.760 --> 0:54:06.279 you raps car here anymore? All right until midnight you 0:54:06.360 --> 0:54:09.400 picked the song, write your own lyrics. It's entirely up 0:54:09.440 --> 0:54:10.759 to you what kind of song you want to go 0:54:10.880 --> 0:54:13.319 for you hotol, you go in ness and dormer there 0:54:13.960 --> 0:54:16.800 impress us one last wild country to go, and you 0:54:16.880 --> 0:54:19.239 got until midnight tonight. You record it on your phone 0:54:19.480 --> 0:54:21.400 and then email it over to me Christian at Christian 0:54:21.400 --> 0:54:22.360 O'Connell dot. 0:54:22.280 --> 0:54:22.879 Com dot au. 0:54:23.280 --> 0:54:27.040 Also tomorrow on the show, after hearing Heathers called this 0:54:27.200 --> 0:54:30.720 morning about how she slipped on water she was spraying 0:54:30.719 --> 0:54:33.560 her cats with and then I realized she'd really hurt 0:54:33.600 --> 0:54:36.160 her back and had to crawl to her phone very 0:54:36.400 --> 0:54:39.600 very very slowly. As an adult, if you're crawling For 0:54:39.719 --> 0:54:43.279 some reason, something has gone badly wrong. Better way to 0:54:43.360 --> 0:54:47.680 celebrate Friday to talk about what had gone wrong. Why, 0:54:47.719 --> 0:54:51.000 as an adult were you crawling? And final words today 0:54:51.200 --> 0:54:53.520 from Pam Bye, Carla Brner. 0:54:53.640 --> 0:54:56.600 No, you're listening to The Christian o'carl Show podcast