Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Will be driving down the street one day and saw
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Speaker 3: I said, in your cup was blue la Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: three kisses and damn you smell good.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four by three.
Speaker 5: Goome on in Thursday morning, Welcome to the show. Good
Speaker 5: on in, Patsy, Monny, come on in, Jack, Hey, Patsy.
Speaker 3: How was Joseph and the amazing technical dream Coat?
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 2: It was great? We went last night. It was the
Speaker 2: Melbourne premiere at the Regent Theater and it was amazing.
Speaker 2: I've never seen the production before.
Speaker 5: What Joseph?
Speaker 2: No, never never.
Speaker 3: I s tried to crawl for a couple of hours
Speaker 3: earlier because I knew it was his opening night and
Speaker 3: he was so nervous.
Speaker 5: Oh was he? He was unrecognizable Crawf. He was like, I.
Speaker 3: Said, you're so nervous because god, crap myself.
Speaker 2: Ah, you wouldn't have thought so.
Speaker 3: I know. He's just a Crawf. Is a natural exuberant performer,
Speaker 3: isn't he?
Speaker 5: I better? He smashed it last night.
Speaker 2: It was just he's great. He's Crawf. He's just got
Speaker 2: this natural magnetic likeness to the guy, like he's just
Speaker 2: that Larry Can And he was just crawl up there
Speaker 2: on the stage.
Speaker 5: I was so thrilled for How was his voice?
Speaker 6: You know what?
Speaker 2: It was great? It was great. It was Crawf.
Speaker 3: It was Crael I thought, I really know how Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean if a poster it says, you know, Patrina
Speaker 3: Jones showers editor at Gold and all it says is
Speaker 3: it's craw his name's on the poster.
Speaker 2: No, well, obviously singing's not his fort.
Speaker 5: It's back insult. You know when you go, how's Mark?
Speaker 5: You know Marks, it's a shorthand for giant.
Speaker 7: A whole.
Speaker 5: Mark Mark.
Speaker 2: He did a great job.
Speaker 5: Awesome. And what was the what's the actual show? I've
Speaker 5: never seen Joseph.
Speaker 2: It's about It's about the Bible. It's about the Testaments.
Speaker 3: I thought it was about his jacket.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is, but it's also in the Bible. Is
Speaker 2: the story in the in Genesis loosely sort of.
Speaker 6: Around that it's the technicalolor dreamcoat in the Bible.
Speaker 5: I'm not sure it is.
Speaker 3: Rio's putting his head up in the air. What's it about.
Speaker 8: It's about Joseph, who's the son of Jacob and he's
Speaker 8: got this amazing technicolor dream card. I think it's just
Speaker 8: loosely about the Bible.
Speaker 2: You know, like there's a reference in Genesis to it,
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 6: But is that all you got from it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much. No, but the singing was amazing.
Speaker 3: It cut him down the middle one hundred percent. Crawth
Speaker 3: that's what you're going to find that, you know what.
Speaker 2: Though I was blinded, I couldn't Caitlyn producer. Kaitlyn came
Speaker 2: with me. We were kind of couldn't see that well
Speaker 2: to the stage because Huggy wore this amazing the dress
Speaker 2: code dream.
Speaker 5: He often does this burger juice down in front of it.
Speaker 2: I have a look on his Instagram.
Speaker 5: It's like, thank you that is that's a cold show.
Speaker 2: It's the TV diss Batton, you know, the TV test
Speaker 2: pack at the end of the night, and we wade
Speaker 2: into a suit into a suit jacket.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well you know, hu.
Speaker 9: Hug.
Speaker 3: And so, did you go up for dinner Beforehanwer're producing?
Speaker 2: No, we didn't have time. We didn't have time. So
Speaker 2: I drove in from Werriby to Caitlin's place and then
Speaker 2: Caitlin drove us to the theater.
Speaker 3: Why the transfer of cars is so complicated.
Speaker 2: Well, no, she's got a little buzz box which was
Speaker 2: easy to get in and zip around the city.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm familiar with that brand of car.
Speaker 3: I look forward to doing a live read and that's
Speaker 3: kind of weeks for the buzz box.
Speaker 2: So that's how we did a bit yeah driving me
Speaker 2: guess in mate, Wow, really we don't pay attention to
Speaker 2: speed limits or red lights apparently, what do you mean?
Speaker 10: On the way lead foot like.
Speaker 3: This this she's always bouncing up and down. You know,
Speaker 3: she has had a workout, like the last two hours.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of entergy. She thinks she's doing so
Speaker 3: sort of work out marching or you know, zumba or
Speaker 3: something on that pedal on.
Speaker 2: The way back from the theater, going through this abta
Speaker 2: grid and I'm like, yeah this mate, this light's read.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and.
Speaker 3: She's just like have to turn another this light's red.
Speaker 5: What the hell are you looking at?
Speaker 3: Reading the program notes from the other cast members.
Speaker 2: Go Caitlyn, it's Caitlin. That was a red light.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're telling your kids that when they're learning to drive.
Speaker 6: That's what it was like, you reckon because their partner's
Speaker 6: a cop. She feels like she will get away with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she goes nice, She'll be right like Kitlins a
Speaker 2: red light.
Speaker 3: It's this dangerous ground. We've said too much song.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast, so it.
Speaker 3: Is great the start of any three hour radio show.
Speaker 3: Di vidal wedge between the presenters and the producing team.
Speaker 3: There's a nice uneasy tension that Patsy, you've brought to
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 2: Now, well done, Thanks, I am to please.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what is.
Speaker 3: Going on with your video that you're making for Instagram
Speaker 3: and the reels.
Speaker 6: The police uniforms I need and thank you. Patsy put
Speaker 6: me in touch with the actual film and TV department
Speaker 6: at VIC.
Speaker 3: Pole, who knew they actually had one.
Speaker 6: They do, they hire out uniforms. But you've got to submit.
Speaker 6: You had to submit my script for what I wanted
Speaker 6: the sketch to be kidding and then they reviewed it.
Speaker 6: This is what they've come back with, Good Morning Jack.
Speaker 6: We have discussed the intended skits and viewed a few
Speaker 6: of your Instagram videos to get a feel for your comedy.
Speaker 3: This has gone to the VIC Police for crimes against comedy.
Speaker 3: You're lucky don't get several running life sentences.
Speaker 6: While certainly lighthearted fun, we need to view it from
Speaker 6: the Chief Commissioner's perspective.
Speaker 3: It's gone to the chief in everything he's got to
Speaker 3: deal with right now, just in an average hour.
Speaker 5: He need you to call us up on the reels.
Speaker 6: I need to watch this sketch. We need to view
Speaker 6: it from the Chief commissioner's perspective. In this case, he
Speaker 6: wouldn't be happy with our uniforms being used for this
Speaker 6: type of comedy fun.
Speaker 3: What is the skits? Is it really extreme?
Speaker 6: No, it's not extreme at all.
Speaker 5: It's just But why is the chief upset? I don't
Speaker 5: know like I know it now.
Speaker 3: Why is the Chief Commissioner of VIC Police potentially upset
Speaker 3: by that?
Speaker 6: I guess because I'll be playing one of the police
Speaker 6: officers in the sketch And.
Speaker 5: Are you sort of you know, lolling around and falling
Speaker 5: on a banana?
Speaker 6: So the goofball character.
Speaker 5: Eight six is it Poky's humor? Chief?
Speaker 3: Give them the polis. It's come back around with the
Speaker 3: new heir apparent, Jack Post. So I couldn't get the
Speaker 3: gooseball Chief. He's a goofball, you know, good lovable Goofball.
Speaker 3: I couldn't get the chief official VIC pole uniforms.
Speaker 6: But then I found a website called Warick's Firearms and Militaria.
Speaker 6: Reply from Warwick they and they do in the South
Speaker 6: they do replicas of VIC Police New South Wales Police.
Speaker 3: Or doesn't even sound like it's legit.
Speaker 6: That's what he said, Hey Jack, I'm sorry, we cannot
Speaker 6: supply VIC police uniforms for online videos. Has to be
Speaker 6: a real TV production.
Speaker 3: He's obviously got word from the chief. The Chief is
Speaker 3: going ag if that goofball calls you say no.
Speaker 6: He says, we can though supply supply you with New
Speaker 6: York police outfits.
Speaker 5: Just nothing the Keystone Cops kind of comedy.
Speaker 6: Now, So I guess get ready for some New York
Speaker 6: Police Department humor on its way.
Speaker 3: The Christian Connell Show podcast, So a couple days ago,
Speaker 3: we're asking to call us up to us how old
Speaker 3: you are and what have you never done in your
Speaker 3: adult life so far?
Speaker 11: I'm eighty one years old and I've never had pizza
Speaker 11: and I've never had lasagna. I only one type of
Speaker 11: cheese on frightened. If I had them, they'll have some
Speaker 11: cheese on them.
Speaker 12: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: So that is Pam. Pam is going to have an
Speaker 3: amazing morning. Pam's going to have pizza for the first time. Now.
Speaker 3: I try to sell the concept of pizza to Pam
Speaker 3: a couple of days ago, and I said, you know,
Speaker 3: the tomato bass and just put your cheese on. She
Speaker 3: was like, no, no, no, no, no no, I don't want any
Speaker 3: tomato based I just want cheese on it. And she's
Speaker 3: only ever had one type of cheese, right, and that
Speaker 3: is baga, strong and bite.
Speaker 5: So the pizza is.
Speaker 3: Being made this morning just for Pam. She's going to
Speaker 3: try it live on air, which just so I guess
Speaker 3: it says pizza dough and strong and bite cheese, end
Speaker 3: of pizza.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 3: And it's a very unique kind of cheese making. It
Speaker 3: is one of the best pizza makers in the world.
Speaker 3: Johnny from Grady four hundred is opening up early this morning,
Speaker 3: firing up the pizza off and very very early to
Speaker 3: make the most basic pizza. Almost rude asking a man
Speaker 3: like that to say, it's like asking Michelangelo just dre
Speaker 3: a quick cartoon drawing of your dog. But anyway, he's
Speaker 3: making this Pam's first pizza.
Speaker 5: How lucky is she?
Speaker 3: Imagine if Johnny made our first pizza, you know, your
Speaker 3: own bespoke pizza. So he's going to open up is
Speaker 3: because obviously he's got pizza shops all over Melbourne. She's
Speaker 3: got one in Eastland that he's opening up very early
Speaker 3: this morning. With fact, he's just sent us a photo.
Speaker 3: He's got the Strong and Bite cheese. It looks like
Speaker 3: is it a block caitline or is it the slices?
Speaker 3: What's he going?
Speaker 2: He's got the slices ready to go, and he's the
Speaker 2: guy that knows everything, so I'll leave it to him.
Speaker 3: By the way, that isn't a sound effect on their
Speaker 3: microphone to make it at night they're out somewhere else.
Speaker 5: That actually is their microphone.
Speaker 6: Raining in this She is literally less than two meters
Speaker 6: away from are.
Speaker 3: Held together with elastic bands and gaffer tape. I honestly
Speaker 3: we need to get an upgrade from Harvey Norman.
Speaker 5: Let's just look twenty grounds not of money.
Speaker 3: Maybe keep a couple back guys for ourselves. So Rio
Speaker 3: is going to be delivering this pizza, so real, where
Speaker 3: do you go from Johnny's?
Speaker 5: You're going to take the pizza, The Strong and Bity
Speaker 5: to pan Where is.
Speaker 8: Pam PAMs in Bayswater right, okay?
Speaker 3: And how long is the trip? So Rio is going
Speaker 3: to be covering this live for us on the show
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 8: From here, it's a total trip of about half an hour.
Speaker 8: But from the pizza place to Pems, I believe it's
Speaker 8: a nine minute drive.
Speaker 6: That's what's important because we wanted to get it as
Speaker 6: warm as possible.
Speaker 3: It's got to be as warm as Puss. There's nothing
Speaker 3: worse when pizza's got. This is the first pizza she's
Speaker 3: ever going to try. Also, once you've got the pizza
Speaker 3: right the show, so you can tell that's your exact
Speaker 3: route and then we can urge everyone to pull over. Yes,
Speaker 3: so you're gonna be in the black Thunder.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 8: I haven't dune in Melbourne in maybe three or four
Speaker 8: years as well, so I don't know.
Speaker 11: If that's well.
Speaker 5: I think you are old lead foot, so we'll go
Speaker 5: with you.
Speaker 4: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Trying to find out what is this morning's theme for
Speaker 5: the Naked Hour?
Speaker 6: Oh Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour
Speaker 6: on Nick.
Speaker 13: Nick Nig Nick Nick Nig Naked Our Naked Hour oh,
Speaker 13: nick nig, nig, nick nig, naked our ny get our.
Speaker 3: Every Thursday week, clear all the songs. We give you
Speaker 3: the theme.
Speaker 5: You pick all the.
Speaker 3: Songs and then we play them from seven to eight.
Speaker 3: The theme this morning is songs with boys' names in
Speaker 3: the title on nine four one four, one oh four three, Patsy,
Speaker 3: what are you offering now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna offer up today, Rick Springfield Jesse's Girl.
Speaker 12: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: I love that song?
Speaker 5: That's good.
Speaker 3: I now always see Huggy doing it the last show
Speaker 3: of the Smashing as She's doing a good voice.
Speaker 2: Right he did you know originally it was going to
Speaker 2: be Gary's Girl? No, it was out of it. It
Speaker 2: was you know. How he wrote that song. He was
Speaker 2: in a stained glass workshop apparently, and one of his mates,
Speaker 2: Gary had a new girlfriend and he had the hots
Speaker 2: for her. And when he wrote it he was going
Speaker 2: to call it Gary's Girl. He thought, Nah, that doesn't
Speaker 2: sound right, does It.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't be the same.
Speaker 6: It would great choice by him, creative choice to not
Speaker 6: go Gary Sage.
Speaker 5: Girl, Garry's Girl. No one's singing Gary's Girl.
Speaker 3: Twenty thirty years later, all right, Chuck you by, where
Speaker 3: are you go, and then a song with a boy's
Speaker 3: name of the title.
Speaker 6: I'll go the Weezer song Buddy Holly Great Chow.
Speaker 5: Is a great band, really really good bands.
Speaker 6: This has such a cool video clip as well, filmed
Speaker 6: in Arnold Steiner from Happy Days. The fons is dancing
Speaker 6: in it.
Speaker 5: Very very cool video.
Speaker 3: I've gone with this jump in Jack Flash from the Stones,
Speaker 3: all right over June now, then songs and boys' names
Speaker 3: in the title nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 3: What shall we spend this morning from seven o'clock?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're looking for a whole hour's worth of music from
Speaker 3: seven o'clock only songs with a boy's name in the title.
Speaker 3: Someone on text who hasn't put the name on it.
Speaker 5: No wonder if we do not need first name Joe,
Speaker 5: surname Cottony. We didn't need this first summer out. No
Speaker 5: will not be played.
Speaker 6: That's a guilty post for me.
Speaker 5: All right, let's go to Jared. Good morning, Jared, Good morning,
Speaker 5: How are you? I'm good Jared.
Speaker 3: So, what's the song with a great song we could
Speaker 3: play this morning with a boy's name of the title.
Speaker 12: Trying band Errol.
Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, great cool, great band.
Speaker 5: This is an awesome song as well. Jared, thank you
Speaker 5: very much so your suggestion.
Speaker 3: Have a good day matey bye bye, and let's try Christine.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Christine, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 11: How are you?
Speaker 3: It sounds like you're busy, got a lot going on
Speaker 3: there and he managed to squeeze in the.
Speaker 14: Well.
Speaker 3: You've got to get the cup of tea first, then
Speaker 3: call me. Now, what's the song? What would you like
Speaker 3: to hear?
Speaker 11: Billy don't be a hero?
Speaker 3: Is that paper lace?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: This is going back to what like the seventies?
Speaker 15: Tell you didn't he be telling you to the seventies?
Speaker 5: The sounds open brag you from Calvin Harris.
Speaker 3: I mean our bosses are way at the moment. It's
Speaker 3: only said that ac DC can be polarized and nothing
Speaker 3: about paper lace. All right, Christine, I leave you see
Speaker 3: cup of tea. Thanks for coming mate, Thank you.
Speaker 4: Have good days.
Speaker 5: Mark, good morning, Good morning, Christian?
Speaker 16: How am I.
Speaker 5: I'm good Mate're having a good week so far?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 16: Yeah, not too bad mate, kicking away at work?
Speaker 5: And what's the song for us?
Speaker 16: Be good? Johnny? Men at work, Johnny Ones.
Speaker 3: They saw Chuck's berry so it'sn't there, Mark, this is
Speaker 3: great when they saw the Chuck Berry song, don't.
Speaker 5: Worry about the Martin. You're not going on a work Mark,
Speaker 5: Thank you very much. You call this is Flick, Christian.
Speaker 11: How are you going?
Speaker 5: I'm good, Flick.
Speaker 3: And this song that you're about to suggest is blowing
Speaker 3: young Jack posts mind. He always thought was written about
Speaker 3: a woman who's literally going to be just now. I
Speaker 3: didn't know that Tony Basil's Hey Mickey is about a guy.
Speaker 12: It is, Yes, it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, great eighty song. This isn't it? Of course?
Speaker 5: Did you know it's about boy the boys Patsy.
Speaker 2: No, I had absolutely no clue, Jack said.
Speaker 5: His mind, going this one.
Speaker 11: Well, I've taught you something now, guys.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks Flick, all right, Flick, have a good day,
Speaker 5: good day, see by Simon. What's your song?
Speaker 12: There go?
Speaker 17: There?
Speaker 5: You going good? Simon? What's your song for us this morning?
Speaker 12: What about the.
Speaker 17: Iconic Jack and Diane Jackson?
Speaker 5: Good song? Thank you very much, Simon. Let's go to Natasha.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Natasha, good morning. What song would you like
Speaker 5: to hear?
Speaker 12: Midas Touch.
Speaker 3: Midus? Is it King King Midas? What does Minus touch
Speaker 3: who did mine?
Speaker 5: Is touch? Is it calling the gang or someone like that?
Speaker 7: What a chune?
Speaker 3: I haven't heard there's some school discos back in the day.
Speaker 5: Brighter.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian know Carl's Show podcast this morning.
Speaker 3: It's a whole hour of songs of boys' names. In
Speaker 3: the title Tony basilll kicking off with Mickey five minutes
Speaker 3: past seven.
Speaker 6: I can't believe I thought that was a bit about
Speaker 6: a girl because she actually says it's guys like you.
Speaker 3: Yes, How can your mind be blowing as a girl
Speaker 3: on today's show that in an hour's time. What a
Speaker 3: moment it's going to be for eighty one year old Pam.
Speaker 3: She's never had a pizza before. She's having a first
Speaker 3: pizza just Afterraty this morning, cooked by than one of
Speaker 3: the best pizza makers certainly in Australia and the world,
Speaker 3: Johnny from Grandi four hundred. He's from Bring up the
Speaker 3: Pizza Oven early this morning out at Eastland where it's
Speaker 3: about seven minute drive. Rio producer Rio is going to
Speaker 3: be taking it there. This very auspicious journey with this pizza. Now,
Speaker 3: when I say pizza, it's a pizza bass So it's
Speaker 3: got pizza dough and then top no tomato likely to
Speaker 3: traditionally have your tomato sauce. None of that, just baga
Speaker 3: cheese because eighty one your palm only has that tup
Speaker 3: of cheese bagas strong and bite as well. So end
Speaker 3: of pizza. There's nothing else that's it. So I mean
Speaker 3: Michael has texting Christian. That's not pizza. That's cheese on bread,
Speaker 3: pizza base. It is a pizza of types. So that's
Speaker 3: eighty not this morning before that. We're into the last stretch.
Speaker 3: Now you got until midnight tonight to try and win
Speaker 3: the twenty thousand dollars. Harvey Norman upgrade your home entertainment system.
Speaker 3: Serenade fro an upgrade.
Speaker 10: Tell me w what missing from your man case? Kill
Speaker 10: me wa ma ldroom needs to be.
Speaker 17: Kill me?
Speaker 10: Wh I really wanna he see one ten upgrade each day.
Speaker 5: There we've been going through your entries.
Speaker 3: I feel like after the show, my whole life is
Speaker 3: just being in a karaoke bar hearing and hearing some weird,
Speaker 3: wonderful and I'll be honest, terrible singers. But thank you
Speaker 3: to everyone who's taking the time to write the songs
Speaker 3: record them on your phone.
Speaker 5: And send them into us.
Speaker 3: Monday's winner going into the Big final tomorrow, Sam.
Speaker 18: Grade me because I need to buy a new dv PA.
Speaker 18: Gotta one year old with high class taste. If I
Speaker 18: don't you poetry in the face, oh right in the face.
Speaker 5: Also in the Grand final tomorrow, Jay.
Speaker 19: Give me sir, round sound, baby's round sound and the
Speaker 19: wolf for the baby.
Speaker 10: All the cables off.
Speaker 19: The ground, upgrade my lounge, lounge baby right now, and
Speaker 19: I reckon, maybe my friends will come around.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 5: Today we went to Total in Africa with Alie.
Speaker 20: Kids have smashed the lunge TV with a Bonne arrow,
Speaker 20: aiming for over the National Geographic cham or.
Speaker 4: Now when where.
Speaker 20: There's crap and desk for stuff to keep kids quiet
Speaker 20: and hardy happy?
Speaker 4: Can you harp us frishal car.
Speaker 3: All right until midnight to night, late night for us
Speaker 3: until midnight, go through all these amating entries, brand new entries.
Speaker 5: Karen has got this tainted love soft sell.
Speaker 4: This was our movie room. Now it's full of gloom.
Speaker 7: I wish we.
Speaker 20: Had a cinema style one that would make our family smile,
Speaker 20: give us.
Speaker 4: The cash and make us laugh.
Speaker 20: Cinema room, Cinema room.
Speaker 4: Don't youse them.
Speaker 20: Please, you know you have to choose me.
Speaker 4: I love the movies, don't you know?
Speaker 19: Now I'm gonna pop the con and gone Karen.
Speaker 5: Mark Barrett has taken on Elo to bring me down.
Speaker 10: I still own JBC HI five. I listen to my CDs.
Speaker 4: I don't know why they never play.
Speaker 3: Who.
Speaker 10: It just ruins my day.
Speaker 18: Oh no, I'll ask you once more before I kick
Speaker 18: the thing at the door.
Speaker 4: Upgrade my home. Christian help me, I please, I need
Speaker 4: Jack and Patsy to make my house cool.
Speaker 7: Harvey.
Speaker 10: My kids will.
Speaker 4: Get more friends at school.
Speaker 21: And my wife won't think I'm.
Speaker 3: Too very good. Entry there from Mark Barrett, do and
Speaker 3: don't bring me down. Luke Donovan has taken a song
Speaker 3: we played quite a few times this year.
Speaker 5: How bizarre.
Speaker 21: Little Toddler's out the back, Sweet wife is in the front.
Speaker 21: I'm burning on my skin off in the heart heart sun.
Speaker 21: Suddenly a light bulb goes off in my mind. Man
Speaker 21: cave is needed. Christian helped me build it right, massive
Speaker 21: shed with woodwork, giant TV for my eyes. Weinrack has
Speaker 21: the goods? Is that a penfall of sixty nine? New guitar,
Speaker 21: New guitar new guitar.
Speaker 5: We get it there that new guitar.
Speaker 3: More entries are playing an hour's time, keeping the coming
Speaker 3: until midnight tonight. Record the money phone and then email
Speaker 3: me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, time now for this week's House of Paint.
Speaker 3: This is where every week we walk around our house
Speaker 3: of Pain. We're building with you guys. As we go
Speaker 3: into each room, we look for your stories where you've
Speaker 3: had pain. We've been around in the House of Pain.
Speaker 3: So far, we've been into your kitchens. Last week, we're
Speaker 3: in your bedrooms with lots of amazing stories. Now we're
Speaker 3: moving into the hallway, hallways, doors, porches and attics.
Speaker 5: Is that right?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 12: I like it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, So any injuries in the hallway at
Speaker 3: the front, door, porches or attics on nine four one
Speaker 3: four one oh four.
Speaker 6: Three, I can kick us off. Do you remember the
Speaker 6: first time you ever got winded?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, yeah, it's a young kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, being winded.
Speaker 5: Oh that's an awful feel awful.
Speaker 6: Mine was pushing the couch up to the edge of
Speaker 6: the door and my idea was to jump off the couch,
Speaker 6: grab the top of the door frame and swing through
Speaker 6: the hallway into my bedroom.
Speaker 5: As I grab an audacious plan it Tarzan.
Speaker 6: As I grabbed the top of the door, I got
Speaker 6: a good purchase on it, too good that I went vertical,
Speaker 6: that I went horizontal and came down on my back,
Speaker 6: like all the way down.
Speaker 5: My god, I can feel that now.
Speaker 3: Do you remember at the start of the year when
Speaker 3: I got COVID and Sue the boss right decided to
Speaker 3: come round my house to give me the recording equipment
Speaker 3: so I could still do the show.
Speaker 6: The show must go on.
Speaker 5: The show musco on that.
Speaker 3: Is that is our bosses Sue motto, even COVID or
Speaker 3: it doesn't.
Speaker 5: Matter, it's still shove a microphone in his face.
Speaker 3: I remember the engineers said, well, look, we can't go
Speaker 3: around there because he's got COVID, and Sue didn't didn't matter.
Speaker 3: She came around. She would face COVID to thrust that
Speaker 3: microphone in my wheezy face. So anyway there used to be,
Speaker 3: there is no more because of what I'm about to
Speaker 3: tell you, a very slippery, dangerous front doormat that my
Speaker 3: wife got right. The people always just go, oh, my God,
Speaker 3: I slipped on that.
Speaker 6: Of a doormat is the grippy text.
Speaker 3: I don't know whether I actually think my wife was
Speaker 3: planning this for me to break my kind of claim
Speaker 3: on the insurance.
Speaker 5: So anyway, Sue turns up, she's laden death with.
Speaker 3: Big flightcases, with all the equipment I need, Sadley slip.
Speaker 3: Sue doesn't just slip, she actually breaks her foot on
Speaker 3: my front door. I've still got the text message from
Speaker 3: the chief executive, going, you broke.
Speaker 6: Sue, Yeah, moon boots.
Speaker 3: All right, So, Patsy, you ever sustained any injuries in
Speaker 3: the hallway at the door, porches or attic.
Speaker 4: No, I haven't.
Speaker 2: I haven't, But you know what I have done in
Speaker 2: the hallway when Ords broke a leg and she was
Speaker 2: in a wheelchair, we had to take the poor deer
Speaker 2: to the bathroom each time, and this one time she
Speaker 2: was busting and I kind of cut the corner and
Speaker 2: shoved a corner of the wheelchair into the plaster in
Speaker 2: the horse and the hole is still there. And every
Speaker 2: time Chris walks past and he goes, I can't believe
Speaker 2: you left Ale in the plaster.
Speaker 3: All right, we're looking for your stories and about injuries
Speaker 3: in the hallway and the door porches for assex.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Last week in the House of Paying with a confure
Speaker 3: injuries that you sustained in the bedroom. Today we move
Speaker 3: into hallways, doors, porches and attics.
Speaker 5: One four three Mark, Good morning.
Speaker 22: Good morning, Christian. How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good Mark? So where do we go in the
Speaker 5: House of Paying with you? Hallway?
Speaker 22: We're in the hallway. Yes, I have two I had
Speaker 22: three kids. The two boys were sharing a room and
Speaker 22: some ungodly hour of the morning, a four year old
Speaker 22: comes down and says, oh, I don't feel well, so
Speaker 22: all right, jump in bed to go back off to sleep.
Speaker 22: So he jumps in the bed. Shortly after the other one.
Speaker 22: The baby starts crying. My wife goes down the hallway.
Speaker 22: All of a suddenly he is almighty bad and won't
Speaker 22: use this, but oh my goodness, and I go down
Speaker 22: there and then she's sitting in the middle of the
Speaker 22: floor holding her head. The young the four year old
Speaker 22: had come down, had vomited in the hallway, and unbeknownst
Speaker 22: to my wife, she'd stipped in it gone a over
Speaker 22: t slam slammed her head against the door. Damn, she's
Speaker 22: got ramat all over, she's got it in her hair.
Speaker 22: And then the blood's gushing.
Speaker 5: Out of the exorcist in your hallway.
Speaker 22: Yeah yeah, and then a half hour later into Denny
Speaker 22: in our hospital getting seven stitches in the scale to
Speaker 22: fixed up the thing with blood and vomit all over
Speaker 22: her hair and everything like that.
Speaker 3: Well, it's a great want to kick us off. Where
Speaker 3: we go in the House of pain Mark, Thank you
Speaker 3: very much, your story.
Speaker 5: Mate, have a good day, Thank you, goodbye, bye.
Speaker 3: Bye, Jason, Hello Jason, Yes, yes, christ there we go.
Speaker 3: There we go, morning, Jason. What's your story? Where we
Speaker 3: going in the House of Paine. Were in a hallway
Speaker 3: or doorway?
Speaker 16: Okay, we're in a hallway.
Speaker 12: Now, this is a whole different century.
Speaker 11: It was way back when I was a kid, so
Speaker 11: we're talking.
Speaker 12: Nearly fifty years ago.
Speaker 22: My brother and I were wrestling, and we used.
Speaker 23: To have holding doors open. Were the old fashioned clothes
Speaker 23: eye that you have to put on the stove to
Speaker 23: heat up grandparents, Yeah, so we use those as doorstops.
Speaker 23: So we were busy wrestling away in the hallway, and
Speaker 23: somehow this ended up being lifted up and dropped onto
Speaker 23: my face, tipping one of my front teeth.
Speaker 12: Yeah, well, I do remember it happening.
Speaker 23: I remember also getting carted off to the to the
Speaker 23: dentist and we had to get it because basically I
Speaker 23: had a triangle piece taken out of one of my
Speaker 23: front teeth, so I had to get a cap on that.
Speaker 23: And you know, over the years, that CAP's broken away
Speaker 23: and had to be replaced. Right at the beginning of COVID,
Speaker 23: I was eating a dim sim and I've actually broken
Speaker 23: it off again and I haven't been able to get.
Speaker 12: It fixed because during COVID we couldn't go to a dentist.
Speaker 3: I mean there's been some free time that we are
Speaker 3: out in the world now for a year to have
Speaker 3: that snaggle tooth fitted like a shark's tooth.
Speaker 5: You got their nails sharpened up, that's right.
Speaker 23: But unfortunately, I'll work for myself, so having time off
Speaker 23: to go to a d indist is a luxury.
Speaker 7: All.
Speaker 3: You know what, This gives me an idea, why don't
Speaker 3: they have mobile dentists for basic rudimentary stuff.
Speaker 5: They can come round to yours with that bag of tools.
Speaker 22: They can come and meet me on job site.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jim's dentistry. Jesson, We've got an idea here, let's
Speaker 3: go fifty to fifty?
Speaker 22: Yes, why not?
Speaker 5: All right, Jason, I'll build up a business plan for you.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So right, love to get back to me. Jason, Thank
Speaker 5: you very much, She calm. I have a good day.
Speaker 11: Thank you, jeez.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, House of Pain. So we're going around the house.
Speaker 3: Each room we're looking for your stories of injuries in there.
Speaker 3: This week the House of Pain. We're into your hallways, doors,
Speaker 3: porches and attics. On nine four one four, one oh
Speaker 3: four to three. Georgie, good morning, go Onning, guys, want
Speaker 3: and Georgie, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: So where we go in the hallway.
Speaker 14: I was in the hallway and it's a child hallway
Speaker 14: and I had two cats and one didn't like the other.
Speaker 14: So I was told that the way to support that
Speaker 14: was to spray the aggressor with water. So I had
Speaker 14: a water bottle and I heard them fighting, and so
Speaker 14: I sprayed the aggressor and it didn't work. And she
Speaker 14: was just sitting there looking at me like what whatever?
Speaker 14: And I thought, wow, I didn't get a s I
Speaker 14: sprayed her again, and this one got her and I've
Speaker 14: taken one step, slipped on the water that I squirted,
Speaker 14: landed on the floor and broke my vertebra in my back.
Speaker 14: And then realizing that I'd done some dermige, I thought,
Speaker 14: I'm like, God, what if I'm going to shop? So
Speaker 14: I very very carefully crawled down the hallway into the
Speaker 14: kitchen to get the phone and call the ambulance and
Speaker 14: our partner to come home because he'd left for work.
Speaker 3: What a story, I mean, this is a mazing joy
Speaker 3: And Georgie, anytime as an adult you're crawling somewhere something's wrong. Yes,
Speaker 3: something's gone badly wrong with your body. You're in life right,
Speaker 3: That is terrifying. And so how long was your recovery
Speaker 3: from your broken vertebra?
Speaker 14: It was about four months. I was very very lucky
Speaker 14: with the way that it broke.
Speaker 11: It was a very clean break.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and how do you.
Speaker 6: Get along with the cat now, or as you call it,
Speaker 6: the aggressor?
Speaker 14: Yeah, she's a champion. She's passed away now.
Speaker 3: But I wasn't related to when you recovered off the
Speaker 3: four months. First thing you did with that new back,
Speaker 3: get rid of that cat. I've got a cat, and
Speaker 3: we've got we were told to get when those spritzers
Speaker 3: and stuff like that, and you're right, Larry, my big
Speaker 3: cat just sort of sits there go.
Speaker 5: Spray away.
Speaker 3: Water the plants.
Speaker 5: Georgie, very good story. Thank you very much. Have a
Speaker 5: great day. That was really funny.
Speaker 14: Thank you you two.
Speaker 3: Kylie, good morning, Good morning morning. There's someone who feels
Speaker 3: like I've had a long week already. It's almost the weekend.
Speaker 3: Kylie's where was the injuries at the hallway?
Speaker 24: Yeah, it seems to me.
Speaker 3: Only in the hallway at the moment. Let's keep it going,
Speaker 3: all right. What have you got for us, Kynie.
Speaker 24: So I was heading off to work in the morning,
Speaker 24: heading to the hospital for a shift, and my dog
Speaker 24: at the time, Jack was very excited because he knew
Speaker 24: I was leaving.
Speaker 25: So he I was sort of chasing him and playing.
Speaker 25: I think he walked me up, sort of ran.
Speaker 3: Up the hallway.
Speaker 11: So he was so excited.
Speaker 25: He ran up and there was a mat on the
Speaker 25: wooden hallway and he's, you know, run up in excitement
Speaker 25: and then stopped in a hurry, and the mat started
Speaker 25: slipping and piling up towards the wall, and so he's
Speaker 25: hit the wall and the boo table on the wall
Speaker 25: as fall and I reached out going and that's frip.
Speaker 25: Second I thought get away, and then I thought what
Speaker 25: if I moved? My dog's going to get squashed. So
Speaker 25: I could put my hand up in the brue table
Speaker 25: land on my head and I was stocked unconscious.
Speaker 5: I mean, you sacrifice yourself of the dog.
Speaker 11: I sacrificed myself for my dog.
Speaker 12: But my boss was furious with me.
Speaker 5: For getting knocked out. Well at the hospital, you get
Speaker 5: knocked out.
Speaker 3: No, all right, CARDI, thank you, yeah, thank you very much,
Speaker 3: she called me. Have a good day, all right. Coming
Speaker 3: up at eight this morning, something very special for.
Speaker 5: One of you.
Speaker 10: Ten is just your every JD one year old, except
Speaker 10: for one thing.
Speaker 26: I've never had pizza, geez, never had pizza until now,
Speaker 26: one lady. Zero pizzas.
Speaker 11: I'll right if I had them, they'll have some cheese
Speaker 11: on them.
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 10: This morning, Pam finally has a slice of the action.
Speaker 11: We just with to choosee on and nothing else.
Speaker 3: Coming up after eight on the Christian O'Connell show, We'll
Speaker 3: cross the next live to our pizza maker Johnny from
Speaker 3: four hundred Gradi and Rio.
Speaker 5: It's almost ready to come out the oven.
Speaker 4: We Christian No Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 5: What scenes we're going to next? After eight it's all Stars.
Speaker 3: An eighty one year uncleed Pam this week when we're
Speaker 3: asking you to call us up, tell us how old
Speaker 3: are you and what have you never done so far
Speaker 3: in your life? Pam had never had a pizza or asanya.
Speaker 3: This morning is all about the pizza, because surely a
Speaker 3: life without pizza just is no life at all. She
Speaker 3: didn't have a pizza, and so when I try to
Speaker 3: picture pizza to her, which I'm sure many of her
Speaker 3: friends have done over the years in case there's someone
Speaker 3: else in mark.
Speaker 6: And even she was worried about any other cheese. The
Speaker 6: cheese cheeses preferred yeap.
Speaker 3: So it's you know, because obviously pizza you can have
Speaker 3: all kinds of different cheeses on there, okay, And she
Speaker 3: was like, no, no, then the only one only like
Speaker 3: one type of cheese. He's only even had one type
Speaker 3: of cheese. She only wants one type of cheese and
Speaker 3: is bager, strong and bite. So after the show we
Speaker 3: couldn't leave it there. We thought, well, let's get one
Speaker 3: made for her a very unusually spoke pizza and the
Speaker 3: best pizza may car well one of them in the
Speaker 3: world is Johnny from four hundred Grandy, and I cannot
Speaker 3: believe that he actually said yes to our invitation. How
Speaker 3: about you fire up that pizza Robin real early on
Speaker 3: your locations and make don't mate like your award winning
Speaker 3: margarita pizza, which is literally one the best margarita in
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 5: Make basically a pizza basil and just put strong and
Speaker 5: bite on top of it.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Rio is out of out Eastland, where Johnny is
Speaker 3: Who's who's made the pizza. They're both together now, Rio, Hello,
Speaker 3: So describe the scene right now, Rhea.
Speaker 5: Where are you're out at four hundred Gardy.
Speaker 12: Plans, Yeah, at four hundred Gratty. There's no one here
Speaker 12: because it's you.
Speaker 27: Know, eight o'clock and nothing's open, so it's completely bare
Speaker 27: except for four hundred Gritty, where Johnny has very generously
Speaker 27: come in very very early, fired up the pizza oven,
Speaker 27: and I am now I have visuals on the bigger,
Speaker 27: strong and body pizza, the first of its kinds, may
Speaker 27: I say?
Speaker 5: And how does it look to the eye?
Speaker 27: It looks look it looks amazing like it is at
Speaker 27: the end of the day. You know, pizza just with
Speaker 27: with biggert strong and body cheese on it. But it's
Speaker 27: as fancy and as amazing as it can look. A
Speaker 27: lovely puffy crust, nice thick bass, plenty of cheese there
Speaker 27: for Pam. But yes it is.
Speaker 12: It's just it's cheese on dough with no sauce as well.
Speaker 3: Can I just check as well, because often you know,
Speaker 3: chef's like a little bit of garnish or green. There's
Speaker 3: no kind of garners and there is otherwise she will throw.
Speaker 27: Pam was very specific with her instructions, very garnish, no thoughts.
Speaker 12: So Johnny's had.
Speaker 5: Some very old time straight old timers. Don't worry about
Speaker 5: just crushing us after eight o'clock.
Speaker 27: Okay, I don't think the Italian community would be super
Speaker 27: excited about this innovation of pizza that we've done, but Pam.
Speaker 12: Is going to love it.
Speaker 5: All right, Let's chat to Johnny now, let's get Johnny.
Speaker 12: On great, I'll grab Johnny.
Speaker 11: He's right over here.
Speaker 3: Together. Johnny is Christian here with Jack and Pats. Thank
Speaker 3: you so much for doing this.
Speaker 17: No, you're welcome. It's a pleasure and knowing that Pam's
Speaker 17: ever first pizza is going to be a four hundred
Speaker 17: pizza with a bit of a twist to it some
Speaker 17: biga cheese.
Speaker 4: Amazing.
Speaker 5: Now, is this the most unusual pizza you've ever made? Johnny?
Speaker 3: Have you made a more weird one or odd one
Speaker 3: than this?
Speaker 17: It's probably one of the most unusual. The first one
Speaker 17: was probably when I got asked to make a pizza
Speaker 17: with ninety nine different Jesus on there.
Speaker 6: Have you ever made anything more basic than this?
Speaker 17: Maybe just a plane base for someone that just wants
Speaker 17: seeds the bread. Yeah, yeah, I've had I've actually had
Speaker 17: a specific order of that, like only the base, nothing else,
Speaker 17: no oil, no soul, nothing else.
Speaker 12: And I was like, okay, no problem.
Speaker 5: And Johnny House business.
Speaker 3: So because you're you're everywhere all of Victoria, everything going
Speaker 3: well here, you might be bringing out your own pizza
Speaker 3: robins at some point.
Speaker 17: Oh maybe one day.
Speaker 12: We know we're doing we're doing quite well.
Speaker 17: I mean, you know it's Melbournian's are loving, you know,
Speaker 17: going out and and where We've got a lot of support.
Speaker 17: So a lot of people coming down to four Undergrady
Speaker 17: restaurants across Victoria. So yeah, we can't complain. We just
Speaker 17: we'll keep going, you know, I mean, it's tough, tough
Speaker 17: two years, but now we're sort of past that. We
Speaker 17: just want to keep on, to keep going and serving
Speaker 17: delicious pizza and the pasta to the community.
Speaker 3: If any of us since go into your various locations
Speaker 3: and ask for the pizza, would you ever consider putting
Speaker 3: the strong and binetary on your menu?
Speaker 17: I'm not sure if we ever put on the menu?
Speaker 5: Right answer, this place has gone to crack.
Speaker 3: What's this with a strong pizza?
Speaker 17: Unless Bigger Australia is listening and they want to endorse it,
Speaker 17: then we'll talk about it.
Speaker 3: Of it to you, baga baga? All right, thank you
Speaker 3: very much, Johnny. We'll let you know what Pam thinks
Speaker 3: of it after it. But thank you for doing this.
Speaker 5: We really appreciate it.
Speaker 17: You're welcome.
Speaker 11: Thanks.
Speaker 3: We see soon, Johnny. All right, let's get Rio back
Speaker 3: now he's five hundred meters away. For some reason, he's
Speaker 3: falling out with Johnny.
Speaker 12: Hello, Hello, we're here. We're really should we should we
Speaker 12: go to PAMs?
Speaker 6: We really got in the car?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what would you mean? Shall we go to pad?
Speaker 5: You and I We just have a chat here about
Speaker 5: weekend plans.
Speaker 17: In the car.
Speaker 3: Get Tom, come on, sat around there, China, Johnny five
Speaker 3: hundred meters away. Alright, go go go.
Speaker 4: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: We're about to share historical moment. I'm glad you're there
Speaker 5: with us for this.
Speaker 3: Pam eight two one year old Pam is about to
Speaker 3: have her first ever pizza mayby Johnny from four hundred Grandy.
Speaker 5: It's a very unique pizza.
Speaker 3: She only wants it this way, pizza bass chiss cheese
Speaker 3: on top, and only the cheese that she likes, Baga
Speaker 3: strong and bite tea.
Speaker 5: It's almost ready. Bring just pulled up outside and our
Speaker 5: God when a.
Speaker 3: Four point three promotional vehicle tearing for the streets, take
Speaker 3: it out there to Pam and her face. Let's go
Speaker 3: live now to Pam the start of this morning show
Speaker 3: our Sun, which we're all orbiting around Pam, Good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning, How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good? Are you excited? How are you feeling?
Speaker 16: Pa?
Speaker 11: Well, I'm sort of. I've got a play to eighty
Speaker 11: one used to become a famous you are?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's still been building to this. We're going to
Speaker 3: make the most famous person in Melbourne.
Speaker 11: Pan, I can't believe it's all happening from just a
Speaker 11: simple phone call. I'm quite excited.
Speaker 3: Were Yeah, Johnny's had to fire up the pizza ovenland. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so you can see the car. So Rio is about
Speaker 3: to approach yours with the pizza. Are you ready to
Speaker 3: try it?
Speaker 5: Pam?
Speaker 22: I am?
Speaker 5: I am all right, Let's go to Rio. Now, Rio Christian?
Speaker 5: Are you in position? Where are you? Are you outside?
Speaker 3: PAMs?
Speaker 5: Have you visual?
Speaker 12: I believe I'm outside pears, I can't see or heat.
Speaker 5: P have you got visual?
Speaker 12: I've got visuals on. I've got visuals on. Waving at me.
Speaker 5: Through the window.
Speaker 6: You knock on somebody's door, Yeah, just yell.
Speaker 3: Maybe watched a couple of Sam Mack's sort of appearances.
Speaker 3: You don't sit in the car, they come to you.
Speaker 12: We've got I'll explain later.
Speaker 5: But no, no, no, you won't know. You don't even
Speaker 5: come back.
Speaker 12: I'm just coming into Pam and loving to meet you. Yes,
Speaker 12: there on the phone, all right, we're here, we're in.
Speaker 12: We're in Pam's room. I've got the pizza. Pam's got
Speaker 12: the shine up to a year. What would you like
Speaker 12: us to do?
Speaker 5: We did talk about this. I do it all on
Speaker 5: air Rio. Why does he fall apart when he leaves
Speaker 5: the studio?
Speaker 3: He's lost his umbilical cord. Daddy needs to help out again,
Speaker 3: does he?
Speaker 6: I'm surprised he's even there. Well done on getting here.
Speaker 3: Well done? Three the poor man, Sam Mac All right,
Speaker 3: now what you help to hang up?
Speaker 17: All right? Pem?
Speaker 12: Could you please hang up all over it?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 16: So?
Speaker 5: Okay? Is Pam ready to have the pizza?
Speaker 27: Her is in position, She's at her dining table. I'm
Speaker 27: presenting the pizza in front of her. I am now
Speaker 27: lifting the lid. She's seeing her the pizza. She's about
Speaker 27: to eat for the first time. It's ready.
Speaker 12: She's just getting some serviettes just for the This is.
Speaker 5: The right way to This is how we should be
Speaker 5: all tonight.
Speaker 3: We should have made Rio dresses and Italian waiter kicking opportunity,
Speaker 3: short shirt tie.
Speaker 5: Like wine for the lady.
Speaker 12: All right, what do you would you like it? Would
Speaker 12: you like ten to start? She's already torn apart one piece,
Speaker 12: but she has not yet put it in her mouth.
Speaker 6: Put us on speakerphone so we can check it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Pam, are you ready to have the first bite
Speaker 3: of your first ever pizza at eighty one.
Speaker 12: Hey name, Yes, she's ready.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's falling apart.
Speaker 11: Be beautiful said that?
Speaker 22: Bloody beautiful?
Speaker 14: Beautiful?
Speaker 11: What did you hear that?
Speaker 5: No, we didn't. When I see you, you and I
Speaker 5: are going to go for a walk and only one
Speaker 5: of us will come back from.
Speaker 12: And give a review.
Speaker 11: Again, you do that, I'll tell you what. Bloody beautiful. Yeah,
Speaker 11: but if all pictures were made like this, I'd have
Speaker 11: one every week.
Speaker 5: Wow, this is what you've been missing, Pam.
Speaker 11: I know I've waited eighty one years to get this
Speaker 11: excited about something.
Speaker 5: Oh, bless you and your voice.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know we have.
Speaker 5: I thought it would go the other way.
Speaker 3: I didn't think you'd be that impressed.
Speaker 5: And we have this ready, I didn't know we'd be firing.
Speaker 4: Off this so toy.
Speaker 22: I don't like.
Speaker 11: I really don't like sort of eating olive oil. I
Speaker 11: don't mind trying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just to eat it. I wouldn't recommend eating anyway.
Speaker 3: Thats and Pam described the sensations because you never would
Speaker 3: have had these before.
Speaker 5: So what do you take?
Speaker 11: I mean, it's a little it's really really nice. I
Speaker 11: really I'm really enjoying it. And yeah, look, it's nothing
Speaker 11: more to say. It's just really good.
Speaker 2: That's how we all feel about pizza, especially Granny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now you know what you've been missing all these years?
Speaker 22: I know?
Speaker 11: Could I Yeah, it's not too may come.
Speaker 3: For lost time, you think. Give my order of pizza
Speaker 3: this weekend, Pam.
Speaker 11: But I've got a good excuse. I am eighty one,
Speaker 11: so the mind is not quite what it used to be.
Speaker 3: I don't know. You sound sharper than Rio there, so
Speaker 3: Rio is soun'd going to live where you are? You've
Speaker 3: come back and take up his number two plays in
Speaker 3: the studio. All right, it's done, Okay, the hell our
Speaker 3: new friend. Hey listen, Pam, thank you very much for
Speaker 3: being such a good sport this week. Thank you for
Speaker 3: listening to the show and giving us a call this week.
Speaker 3: It's been a lot of fun.
Speaker 11: My pleasure, My pleasure.
Speaker 3: Bye bybaepys. Once I'd done with you, that shut that.
Speaker 5: Door on your face, don't they?
Speaker 6: She got a half pizza day, is there?
Speaker 22: Hello?
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Speaker 3: a really big song. No one has taken on Pavarotti
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Speaker 9: Oh Christiano, car, please listen to me.
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Speaker 11: Please.
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Speaker 5: Oconnel I serenade you.
Speaker 3: You did so we got serenaded Tony Monagha.
Speaker 6: Have a voice?
Speaker 5: Yes, what a voice?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 3: You got until midnight tonight? Email me Christian at Christian
Speaker 3: O'Connell dot com dot au. No more Bohemian Rhapsodies.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Today's time waster On National Pain Awarenessday, I think everyone
Speaker 3: is aware of pain. You know, if you're in pain,
Speaker 3: you know it's on a vague concept National Pain Awareness Day.
Speaker 3: We're looking for your painful bands. Make a band painful?
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Speaker 3: You're familiar with the eighties band Bucks Fizz, How do
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Speaker 3: Today's time Waster. We're looking for your painful bands. You
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Speaker 5: All right? Who is winning the voucher today? Who gets
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Speaker 17: Well done?
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Speaker 3: All right, tomorrow's show today it is the big vote
Speaker 3: Tomorrow you'll be picking your winner. We've done a voter
Speaker 3: in this week. Meet Jack and Patsy each day this week.
Speaker 3: Who we've loved in your entries for Serenade from Upgrade
Speaker 3: are twenty thousands on a home entertainment Graven Harvey Norman.
Speaker 3: But you will pick the final winner tomorrow and are
Speaker 3: we all over.
Speaker 5: To you now?
Speaker 3: Normally this week we've been putting two or three up
Speaker 3: against each other and very tough to picture just one. However,
Speaker 3: this morning there were some great entries he played out
Speaker 3: on air, and then there was the singing.
Speaker 7: Butcher, I need an cre I need enough, no doubt.
Speaker 5: Straight through the singing Butcher Tony Minago.
Speaker 3: Sounds like I should be introducing him on stage in
Speaker 3: Vegas and now for one night only. It's only before
Speaker 3: us in Vegas at the Palace this year Tony Monago,
Speaker 3: Tony goes soon the final and rightly so, this is
Speaker 3: so amazing brilliant entries you have until so there are
Speaker 3: four at the moment. There is room, of course for
Speaker 3: one last wildcard. You're going until midnight tonight. That wild
Speaker 3: card will not be someone doing Bahamian Rhapsody. I can
Speaker 3: tell you now, please of you Melbourne, I'm all flipping
Speaker 3: you raps car here anymore? All right until midnight you
Speaker 3: picked the song, write your own lyrics. It's entirely up
Speaker 3: to you what kind of song you want to go
Speaker 3: for you hotol, you go in ness and dormer there
Speaker 3: impress us one last wild country to go, and you
Speaker 3: got until midnight tonight. You record it on your phone
Speaker 3: and then email it over to me Christian at Christian
Speaker 3: O'Connell dot.
Speaker 5: Com dot au.
Speaker 3: Also tomorrow on the show, after hearing Heathers called this
Speaker 3: morning about how she slipped on water she was spraying
Speaker 3: her cats with and then I realized she'd really hurt
Speaker 3: her back and had to crawl to her phone very
Speaker 3: very very slowly. As an adult, if you're crawling For
Speaker 3: some reason, something has gone badly wrong. Better way to
Speaker 3: celebrate Friday to talk about what had gone wrong. Why,
Speaker 3: as an adult were you crawling? And final words today
Speaker 3: from Pam Bye, Carla Brner.
Speaker 4: No, you're listening to The Christian o'carl Show podcast