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Speaker 1: Jon Amanda.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

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Speaker 3: The Jonesy and Amanda Show.

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Speaker 2: George Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

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Speaker 4: It hurts, but someone's got to do ad Amanda, Madamanda Jones.

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Speaker 5: And the Yle Jonesy heard them describe him as a

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Speaker 5: drunken idiot.

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Speaker 3: Stay in school and learned school.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, Jones and Amanda, those are names that you

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Speaker 6: would never forget.

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Speaker 3: Sure, Good afternoon, Amanda.

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Speaker 4: Hello, how are you?

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Speaker 3: I am very well.

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Speaker 4: I'd like to start this show with a joke.

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Speaker 3: Oh good, it's bad time. We've got to entertainment.

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Speaker 4: It's a very quick, quirky joke. I think, what.

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 3: I just are you ready?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 5: Just get everything ready, jem My ride quick throw. We

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Speaker 5: just have silence in the studio.

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Speaker 3: Please. Have we got the crowd? Laughter? Yes?

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Speaker 4: And you don't think?

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Speaker 3: Have you got the crowd silenced? Have we got the

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Speaker 3: angry crowd?

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Speaker 4: Say your joke, Say a little joke. What's Borest Gump's

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Speaker 4: favorite pasta? Pennay?

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Speaker 6: You laugh?

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Speaker 4: You actually laughed.

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Speaker 3: That's a miracle.

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Speaker 4: I'm I going to be taken out of here with

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Speaker 4: my head on a sick.

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Speaker 5: I can't believe you actually laugh, not since you did

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Speaker 5: up Dog all those years ago.

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Speaker 3: Well done, Thank you.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: Well done.

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Speaker 4: I didn't think i'd get that response from you, and

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Speaker 4: I'm thrilled.

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Speaker 3: No, I liked it. It was great. It was great

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Speaker 3: because you're a funny person.

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Speaker 4: How patronizing that was funny?

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Speaker 3: I laughed.

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Speaker 5: I'm not one that laughs easily, so you know when

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Speaker 5: you hear me laughing, that's right.

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Speaker 4: So I had to do a show with you. I do

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Speaker 4: the fake FM. Oh, isn't he a funny?

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Speaker 3: You have never faked for me in my life? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Come on, you have not me to do.

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Speaker 4: You want to hear me do.

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Speaker 3: A fa No, I don't.

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Speaker 4: You're funny?

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Speaker 3: Keep that at the old radio station. We have an

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Speaker 3: action packed shaded we do.

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Speaker 4: We're going to be joined by a guy. I got

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Speaker 4: a boy, a comedian called Rob Anderson. He's going to

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Speaker 4: be touring Australia. He does the most hilarious reviews on

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Speaker 4: Instagram of movies and TV shows from the eighties and

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Speaker 4: ninety I've been obsessed with him for ages. You're gonna

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Speaker 4: love it.

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Speaker 5: His summation of the movie Big really makes you think

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Speaker 5: the movie Big, where Tomas saying.

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Speaker 4: Weird and we didn't realize at the time.

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Speaker 5: Wishes to be big. He's a small child. He's a

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Speaker 5: thirteen year old boy.

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Speaker 4: And has a relationship with a girl in his office.

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Speaker 3: Worth talking about.

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Speaker 5: Also, the fast five is here if you would like

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Speaker 5: to play that, Why don't you call us?

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Speaker 4: I laugh again?

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Speaker 3: Now go on, I snorted, We'll do that while Billy

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Speaker 3: Joel recounts the history of.

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Speaker 5: Everything thirteen fifty five twenty two, Why don't you call us?

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Speaker 3: Play the fast by on gold.

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Speaker 2: Gam Nation, Jonesy and Amanda's.

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Speaker 5: Five Fast five is here? Five questions? Can you go

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Speaker 5: all the way and answer all five questions correctly? If

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Speaker 5: you do that, Amanda's I tell you my joke all

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Speaker 5: over again after.

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Speaker 3: You've stitched your sides back together. Yeah, Dave's and Seaford.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Dave, Hey, am next day. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to hear another joke from Amanda?

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Speaker 8: I'm still getting over the forest gum one.

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Speaker 4: That I'm glad. I can't think of another one.

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Speaker 3: It's very funny.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's so funny. Good on you. He's question number

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Speaker 4: one for you. The Tower of London is famously guarded

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Speaker 4: by which kind of bird? It's not Sarah Ferg's.

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Speaker 3: Have you seen Fergie? That nut has come out recently.

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Speaker 5: I just finished reading that book entitled That You Gave

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Speaker 5: Me the Dave Dave Morton, Anthony Morton, someone.

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Speaker 4: Anyway Morton I think wrote the one on Princess Diana.

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Speaker 5: Ah, I feel I apologize to the author, but the

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Speaker 5: book is so good.

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Speaker 4: It is it's forendically researched, it is excathing.

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Speaker 5: And the disdain I have from those both Andrew and

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Speaker 5: Fergie is beyond reproach now because those two they deserve,

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Speaker 5: they deserve everything they.

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Speaker 4: Get separate they they were so greedy. Anyway, Hello, if

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Speaker 4: you're listening.

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Speaker 3: Pianca is in Piersdale.

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Speaker 4: Hello Bianca. Hi, guys, how are you very well? So

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Speaker 4: the tar of London is famously guarded by what kind

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Speaker 4: of bird? It's not an eagle?

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Speaker 9: Ah?

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Speaker 4: According to legend, the kingdom will or if the minimum

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Speaker 4: number of six of these ever leaves the fortress. This

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Speaker 4: is a tradition dating back to King Charles the Second.

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Speaker 4: What kind of.

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 4: So I haven't I don't even think Banker was thinking

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Speaker 4: she's just going la lah looking out the window.

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Speaker 3: That's what I did at school. Do you want to

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Speaker 3: keep going or to have a bit of a breathe.

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Speaker 4: Let's have a bit of a Google breathe.

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Speaker 5: Okay, why don't we put some John Farnham on never

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Speaker 5: heard of him? Pressure downs always good and you could

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Speaker 5: call us not you, John, You've had enough thirteen fifty

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Speaker 5: five twenty two on gold.

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Speaker 2: Here every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand. Search

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Speaker 2: for us now on the iHeart app Jonesy and Demanders.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to cast any astursions, but come on

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Speaker 4: with question number one. Is it distursion, dispersions or distursions?

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Speaker 3: What dispersions?

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Speaker 4: It's not dispersion. It's aspersions, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: I don't want you just said an astursion?

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Speaker 4: Yea, I was making a Kathin Kim joke.

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Speaker 3: Okay, God, And.

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Speaker 4: Dispersion sounds like English anymore, I don't want to it's

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Speaker 4: aspersion dispersions, meaning it's not dispersion.

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Speaker 5: Well, I've typed in dispersions. That's not asion, the action

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Speaker 5: or process of distributing things or people over a wide,

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Speaker 5: wide area.

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Speaker 4: That's how you disperse things.

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Speaker 3: Dispersions.

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Speaker 4: No, that's not dispersions of what I was looking for.

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Speaker 4: Let me say the sentence again, I don't want to

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Speaker 4: cast any aspersions.

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Speaker 3: You said, ASTI, that's a joke.

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Speaker 4: Nasturtiums. That's what would say. It's a joke aspersions.

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Speaker 5: The word aspersion an attack on the reputation integrity.

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Speaker 4: And they used to say nasturtiums instead of you've been

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Speaker 4: saying aastursions for so long.

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Speaker 3: Never said you always say it, but I thought it's not.

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Speaker 5: My dad with fiance, he'd always say your finance, and

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Speaker 5: you know, I mean it becomes part of the parlance.

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Speaker 4: Parlance Now you're getting out with travel with us today.

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Speaker 3: Humor, you've got English, you got it all. Shaweeta is

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Speaker 3: in Heathpot Hello, how are you good?

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Speaker 1: Thanks?

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Speaker 9: Guys?

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Speaker 11: How are you?

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Speaker 4: If you can get past question number one? The Tower

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Speaker 4: of London is famously guarded by what kind of bird?

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Speaker 12: Raven?

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Speaker 4: A raven?

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Speaker 3: Let's pay riff rash an.

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Speaker 13: Keep the rifrow right?

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Speaker 4: Shaweta? Which song features this riff?

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Speaker 3: Great song?

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Speaker 4: Any ideas?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 12: I know the song that I just can't think of it.

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Speaker 4: Joe is in warren Or Heights, Hello, Joe, have you

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Speaker 4: listened to it? What song has that riff?

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Speaker 9: Thanks for Tiffany, it is love This shop.

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Speaker 5: I love that song about what fraction of a human

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Speaker 5: tooth is visible?

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Speaker 3: Joe? Is it a one quarter, B one third or

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Speaker 3: C one half?

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Speaker 9: Oh, I'm gonna say about the third third.

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Speaker 4: The rest of it is inside the gum line.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the gum line. It's been like an iceberg. What's

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Speaker 3: an iceberg?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 4: An iceberg? And I googled that. That's about a tenth.

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Speaker 4: Ninety percent of the iceberg is beneath. I imagine if

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Speaker 4: up into the top of our.

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Speaker 5: Head, you'd be like the Corby family, Remember they.

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Speaker 4: Opposite of the Osmonds.

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Speaker 3: She had a big choppers.

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Speaker 4: All right, all right, Question number four, what's the only

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Speaker 4: sport Joe that's been played on the moon?

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Speaker 14: Oh?

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Speaker 4: God, oh, you almost said almost say golf?

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Speaker 3: Such a man thing to do.

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Speaker 4: During Apollo fourteen mission, astronaut Alan shephard you to make

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Speaker 4: shift six ze to scoop some golf balls, something like that,

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Speaker 4: Space rocks golf.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, you're not interested in golf. Let's play. Who am I?

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Speaker 14: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Can I go?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Who am I? Actually? It's what animal? Am I?

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Speaker 3: I am?

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Speaker 5: A marine mammal with dozens of species worldwide. I breathe there,

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Speaker 5: give birth, to live young, and communicate with clicks and whistles.

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Speaker 5: Some of my family live in rivers, and the largest

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Speaker 5: of us are known as the killer.

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Speaker 3: Who am I? No? No, I thought you would have

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Speaker 3: got that. Cats and Warwick Farm.

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Speaker 4: Oh cats. You know what animal we're talking about?

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Speaker 9: I think so a dolphin?

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Speaker 4: See, the largest is a killer while kill not a dolphin.

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Speaker 3: It's a big, big as dolph.

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Speaker 4: Ryan's collated these questions, is it really?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so killer whale isn't a whale.

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Speaker 3: Now killer whale is a big dolphin.

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Speaker 4: An identity crisis.

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Speaker 3: Because it's tin Hat Tuesday today as well.

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Speaker 4: We've got some dolphin informations and follow up information about Gerald,

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Speaker 4: the dolphin who was asked to he was trying to

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Speaker 4: force humans to build condos for him under the sea. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: that's for later in the show.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Kat, make sure you're tune in for that.

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Speaker 4: You get your tin hat ready.

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Speaker 5: Congratulations, you won the jam pack inside a two hundred

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Speaker 5: and fifty dollars Visa gift card.

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Speaker 7: Cat beautiful, beautiful, Thank you, she's welcomes, look.

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Speaker 3: At she's happy.

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Speaker 5: Good on your cat jam Nation yesterday we paid homage

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Speaker 5: to Chuck Norris, particularly for me. The movie Lone Wolf

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Speaker 5: McQuaid was right in my wheelhouse came out in the

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Speaker 5: eighties and he played There's the Precursor at Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Speaker 4: And he played the same character each time, didn't he

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Speaker 4: no distrust?

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Speaker 3: Walker was Walker?

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Speaker 3: Hello, period, thank you for having me. It's great to

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Speaker 5: I think that's that's I think and an in tribute

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Speaker 14: Know, we really used to go for it.

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Speaker 5: Now I'm gonna drive a truck out of the back

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Speaker 5: of the ground. Robert's great to talk to you. For

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Speaker 5: are you, Rob Anderson? Thank you so much.

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Speaker 14: Thank you great to see you.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda Podcast. Now by

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Speaker 3: That's the chemistry between them.

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Speaker 3: Hello there.

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Speaker 5: We just had Rob Anderson on the show. He's gone

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Speaker 5: viral with his take on eighties and nineties movies, and

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Speaker 4: be an abuser so quick he gets hit the in

454
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Speaker 4: a bar fight, go to prison.

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Speaker 5: And there's a lot of movies you watch. I just

456
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Speaker 5: talked about Nobody too. To me, it just feels like

457
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Speaker 5: it was exactly the same as Nobody Won. But the

458
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Speaker 5: surprise of Nobody, the character in that is this, He's

459
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Speaker 5: supposed to be a nobody, but he's actually cich a

460
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Speaker 5: trained killer, but he wants to live an anonymous life.

461
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Speaker 4: I can be witched. Not tell anyone that you're a witch? Yeah,

462
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Speaker 4: similar to that?

463
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Speaker 3: No, not really?

464
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Speaker 4: Well the one I mentioned returned to Eden where returned

465
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Speaker 4: to Eden too. She has tried to kill him by

466
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Speaker 4: putting a crop in a chlorinated swimming pool and he's

467
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Speaker 4: doing his laps. Ok, Onny, there's a Krock in there?

468
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Speaker 3: What about Ana Conda? Come on.

469
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Speaker 4: Spew out an entire person and as a wink at

470
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Speaker 4: the there was the actor John Voight, John Voight. But

471
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Speaker 4: also who was in that? That was you know the

472
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Speaker 4: one who's been with you know who? Yeah, Ben Affleck

473
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Speaker 4: who keeps remarrying her? Who's the actress?

474
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Speaker 5: J Lo? Margaret and David need a replacement. I was

475
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Speaker 5: just thinking about the movie The Surfer. Did you see

476
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Speaker 5: that with Nicholas Cage. So he's a he's a surf

477
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Speaker 5: He goes back to filmed in West Australia. He comes

478
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Speaker 5: home to the beach he moved away to California, comes

479
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Speaker 5: back to his local beach in w A. He's back

480
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Speaker 5: there and the locals enforced the locals only rule when

481
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Speaker 5: it comes to surfy. Nick just wants to teach his

482
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Speaker 5: son to surf and they say, well, locals only, you know,

483
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Speaker 5: if you don't live here, you can't surf here, and

484
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Speaker 5: the movie just goes along with him this battle, this

485
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Speaker 5: psychological battle he has with these surfers.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, during the movie.

487
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Speaker 5: There's a guy, this homeless guy that lives in the

488
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Speaker 5: car park, who seems to have lost everything, but he

489
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Speaker 5: wants to get back into the surf And there's this

490
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Speaker 5: one moment where Nicholas Cage's reflection is in the window

491
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Speaker 5: and it's the old guy, And this movie is genius.

492
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Speaker 5: Nicholas Cage doesn't exist, he is the old guy and

493
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Speaker 5: it gives me jewels. But then there's the movie there's

494
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Speaker 5: the old guy and Nicholas Cage next to each other.

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Speaker 4: Well, no, whats the hell so it wasn't that. No,

496
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Speaker 4: just an old guy.

497
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Speaker 3: It's just an old guy.

498
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Speaker 4: Look, the tribal drum is going to beat for this.

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Speaker 10: Walker told me at it lost the plot.

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Speaker 4: What film or TV show has had the most ridiculous plot?

501
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Speaker 4: We'd love to hear from you, Jonesy and Amanda listen

502
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Speaker 4: to the podcast whenever you want with the free iHeart habit.

503
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Speaker 5: You know, movies, some of them makes sense, some of

504
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Speaker 5: them don't make sense.

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Speaker 4: No, for a whole myriad of reasons and some of

506
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Speaker 4: them are made that maybe you think, how did that

507
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Speaker 4: ever get made?

508
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Speaker 3: Was it always to be that ridiculous Rambo five? What

509
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Speaker 3: the hell? He just totally disrespected the franchise in that.

510
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Speaker 5: There's no way John Rambo would put himself into a

511
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Speaker 5: situation that he did with that Mexican cartel.

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Speaker 3: It drove me crazy.

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Speaker 4: Okay, calm down. The tribal drama is beating four Walker Tom.

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Speaker 14: I have.

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Speaker 4: Lost the plot.

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Speaker 3: No context needed. Crazy Dave has joined all Crazy Day.

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, how are you doing well?

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Speaker 4: What film or TV show for you lost the plot?

519
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Speaker 1: I've got a question, Jones. Do you remember Midnight Spares?

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Speaker 3: Yes? I do very much.

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Speaker 7: Yes, what a great Australian b great film that one is, mate.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you happened in it. It was about car thieves.

523
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Speaker 6: Was there had set around Parramount of Speedway in the

524
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Speaker 6: nineteen eighties. It was all it was all around car

525
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Speaker 6: thieves and like the Sydney Underworld and all this kind

526
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Speaker 6: of crazy stuff. It was really good movie.

527
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Speaker 1: But yeah, it was very B grade.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and it didn't make any sense that Jonathan Coleman

529
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Speaker 5: in it. Late Jonathan Coleman and he was part of

530
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 5: the ring stealing these cars, but it didn't make sense.

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Speaker 5: There was a bit like they didn't seem to benefit

532
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Speaker 5: from the stealing of the cars.

533
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Speaker 7: No, not at all.

534
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Speaker 6: They just I think they put him in there because

535
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Speaker 6: he was pop there at the time.

536
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 4: The Turkey shoot.

537
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Speaker 3: What was Turkey shoot?

538
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Speaker 4: Where that You think they're chasing turkeys, But it's people

539
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Speaker 4: who get released and these people just shoot at them.

540
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Speaker 4: It was an Australian film.

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Speaker 3: I never saw that Crazy Day.

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Speaker 4: That is your list? That's crazy Dave? Hello, Jackie, what

543
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Speaker 4: film for you?

544
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Speaker 3: Lost?

545
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Speaker 4: The plot?

546
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Speaker 2: Oh?

547
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Speaker 9: I don't even if you could say there was a

548
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Speaker 9: kind of plot. But the terminal Old Tom Hanks, Oh.

549
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Speaker 4: Is this based on the true story of the man

550
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Speaker 4: who for a number of years lived in an airport?

551
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Speaker 9: Like come on, come on? An entire movie that I

552
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Speaker 9: will not get that time back in my life where

553
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Speaker 9: he lives in an airport film. There was no climax,

554
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Speaker 9: there was no suspense. It was as boring.

555
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Speaker 3: As yeah, it's you know what.

556
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Speaker 5: It was a little bit like No Country for Old

557
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Speaker 5: Men set in an airport. I've never seen the terminal,

558
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Speaker 5: by the way, so I'm I'm just going out on

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Speaker 5: a limb here.

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Speaker 3: Did you see that movie.

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Speaker 5: No, just when it was good at getting good, it

562
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Speaker 5: finished just when.

563
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Speaker 4: I just you know, sometimes, what's happened? What is the plot.

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Speaker 4: We're going to take more of your calls. Thirteen fifty

565
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Speaker 4: five twenty two.

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Speaker 5: Join us on gold Genation Gold. Hello, it's Jonesie Demounted

567
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Speaker 5: driving you home. Tuesday the twenty fourth and match by

568
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Speaker 5: the way, tin Hat Tuesday is still around.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, we're just going to be doing it after

570
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Speaker 4: five o'clock.

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Speaker 3: We're just going with this.

572
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Speaker 4: We thought we just move things around, but it's still happening.

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Speaker 3: The man hasn't gotten to us.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we have not been silened.

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Speaker 3: No, if anything, you've been more vocal than ever in

576
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Speaker 3: the MeeTime. No, because we were just doing before. We

577
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Speaker 3: had Rob Anderson on before.

578
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Speaker 5: Rob Anderson has set the world on fire with his

579
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Speaker 5: reviews of eighties and nineties movie movies.

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Speaker 4: That seem to have the most ridiculous plots, like this

581
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Speaker 4: Walker told me and yeah, good on you, mate.

582
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Speaker 3: Because it's a terrible disease.

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Speaker 4: You really want Walker, Texas Ranger.

584
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Speaker 5: You, I'd want it. The tribal drummers beating for this.

585
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Speaker 5: Sandy has joined us. Hello, Sandy, good to me. How

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Speaker 5: are you we're talking about lost the plots?

587
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Speaker 4: What lost the plot for you?

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Speaker 12: Okay, so it's not exactly a movie, but I grew

589
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Speaker 12: up watching and pathetically was addicted.

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Speaker 7: Two days of that life.

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Speaker 12: And it always had stupid storylines, you know, people going dying,

592
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 12: coming back from the dead, Hope Brady going away, coming

593
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Speaker 12: back as a princess, Nina, women having babies by variety

594
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Speaker 12: of men up until the seventies, and it is, but

595
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 12: by far they lost the plot. When Marline became sussessed

596
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Speaker 12: by the devil, that was amazing, traumonic voice and green

597
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Speaker 12: glowing eyeballs.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's right, she had crazy green glowing eyeballs.

599
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Speaker 3: What about Neighbors with Harold Harold Bishop.

600
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 4: He didn't become an alien, but he.

601
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Speaker 3: Went missing and there's Marge Madge, Harold Harold and then

602
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Speaker 3: he comes back but he didn't know her, No, he

603
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 3: didn't know her.

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Speaker 4: And I mean, this stuff doesn't happen in real life,

605
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Speaker 4: or does it?

606
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 3: What happened as well?

607
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 5: Remember when Kylie and Jason reappeared on the Neighbours reunion

608
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Speaker 5: but there was no one there.

609
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 4: No, and that has shot them from the back. And

610
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,239
Speaker 4: then they put in the dialogue. He couldn't see their

611
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 4: lips moving.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Sandy.

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Speaker 4: They're probably like Dicky knee. They had little heads on sticks.

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Speaker 3: Missus Sammers. Leanne has choiced.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Leanne. What show or movie had a terrible plot?

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Speaker 13: We watched this movie called teeth?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what's teeth?

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Speaker 14: Well?

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Speaker 13: It was about the young girl who grew up beside

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Speaker 13: that could course a nuclear power plant right right, And

621
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Speaker 13: then it goes to her teenage years and she's like,

622
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Speaker 13: she's got this step brother and all she keeps hearing

623
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Speaker 13: is him and his girlfriend having sex in the bedroom

624
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Speaker 13: next door. So she decides to be abstence, have fot

625
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Speaker 13: her abstinence and joins a promised club and she meets

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Speaker 13: this lovely young boy there and they're all friendly and

627
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Speaker 13: they go swimming, and then they end up in a

628
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Speaker 13: cave and he decides he wants more than just to

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Speaker 13: be friends, and so he thinks he's about to hit

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Speaker 13: home base whatever it's called, and then he she has

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Speaker 13: teakes in a place where.

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Speaker 3: We didn't.

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Speaker 13: Chatterbox, and he's really got.

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Speaker 4: Really is this because of the nuclear plant nearby?

635
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Speaker 7: I don't know, I would say, so who knows?

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Speaker 3: Well, you look at genetic defects. It's largely a new

637
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 3: killer planet. It's not because you had too much calcium,

638
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Speaker 3: So leanne, let's get back to this.

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Speaker 4: So he she damaged him with her teeth, her downstairs teeth, Yes,

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Speaker 4: downstairs teeth.

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Speaker 3: And is this where you discover that she's got teeth

642
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Speaker 3: down there?

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Speaker 13: That's where she discovers it, and we.

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Speaker 7: Discovered, you know, I can't doesn't.

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Speaker 13: Know because she's she's been part of the Promised Club

646
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Speaker 13: and she do that sort of stuff, and I think

647
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Speaker 13: her memory it sort of she goes through and it

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Speaker 13: perhaps to a couple of other people, and then an

649
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Speaker 13: old man tries to hit on her or something, and

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Speaker 13: then I think the last part of the movie is

651
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Speaker 13: like you see this, like look on her face like

652
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Speaker 13: ha ha, I'm going to get you.

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Speaker 3: And do you ever see the teeth because it would

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Speaker 3: be kind of graphic.

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Speaker 13: Well, no, it wasn't, like how.

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Speaker 3: Do you know that there's teeth there?

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Speaker 11: You assume he.

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Speaker 13: Comes up your blood on him and it dropped out

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Speaker 13: on the rock.

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Speaker 4: Okay, And I've enjoyed our chatter.

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Speaker 3: Normally she didn't know you want now she cleaned the teeth.

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Speaker 1: Dreadful breath, Hello Darren, Hi, Jones hey man, congratulations on

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Speaker 1: the wedding. Jonesy, thank you.

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Speaker 3: That's lovely.

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Speaker 4: Just for those who have just joined us, Jonesy didn't remarry,

666
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Speaker 4: his daughter.

667
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 3: Got married, got married and it was it.

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Speaker 4: Was a roaring success.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I actually got two feet a giraffe in Malaysia about

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Speaker 1: a week or so ago, so it was quite nice

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Speaker 1: to hear you got it. It was done in front

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Speaker 1: of the giraffe.

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Speaker 4: And did you put a carrot in your mouth and

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Speaker 4: the giraffe takes it with its big blue tongue.

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Speaker 1: No, I felt it. I feed it some warm bread.

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Speaker 1: It likes warm bread and it was Kira and I fed.

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Speaker 3: It warm bread.

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Speaker 4: From your hand, from my hand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a video of me doing it. Not

681
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Speaker 1: your teeth, No, definitely, not my teeth.

682
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Speaker 4: Have you got a strange plot you'd like to share

683
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Speaker 4: with us?

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Speaker 1: I don't actually have a strange plot, but I've got

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Speaker 1: something that you guys will be absolutely interested. Everyone's been

686
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Speaker 1: talking about Chuck Norris and the parsing of Chuck Norris

687
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Speaker 1: back in the late eighties, about eighty eight or eighty nine,

688
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Speaker 1: I was doing a martial arts seminar in Sydney, greatest

689
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Speaker 1: day of my life. I got to chosen to do

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Speaker 1: some sparring with Chuck Norris. I managed to land a

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Speaker 1: quick punch to the midsection, so he snap kicked me

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Speaker 1: to the side of the head. It was the absolute

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Speaker 1: greatest day of my life, apart from getting married. Of course,

694
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Speaker 1: I didn't wash that side of my head for about

695
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Speaker 1: a week.

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Speaker 4: WHOA, and was it painful to get kicked in the head?

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Speaker 1: No, it was a quick snap to the side of

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Speaker 1: the head. He basically pulled it back. But it was

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Speaker 1: just one of the best things that ever happened to me.

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Speaker 1: It was like very shocked that I landed a punch,

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Speaker 1: so we quickly stepped back and snap kicked me to

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Speaker 1: the side of the head.

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Speaker 8: It was great.

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Speaker 4: Wow, wow, what a fan encounter. Kicked in the head

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Speaker 4: by Chuck Norris, I think, kicked in the head by

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Speaker 4: mister Ed. Thank you so Darren, Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for all your calls.

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Speaker 4: Well stuff you learn, the stuff you learn, well, lots

709
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Speaker 4: of things still to come. On the show. We have

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Speaker 4: je Tuesday, Do not panic, it is on the way.

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Speaker 3: Jam Well.

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Speaker 5: We were talking about with Rob Anderson about Walker, Texas

713
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Speaker 5: Ranger telling Haley Joel Osmond that he.

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Speaker 10: Had Aids Walker told Meds.

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Speaker 3: Which on any other day would seem normal.

716
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Speaker 4: That got us talking about strange TV and film plots.

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Speaker 5: The yeah, tribal dramas beating for that. Then we had

718
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Speaker 5: Leanne ring us about the movie Teeth.

719
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Speaker 4: We've just looked at the trailer.

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Speaker 5: So this is the story of a young lady. Came

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Speaker 5: out in two thousand and eight and in.

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Speaker 4: One of these awards at sun Dance. I mean, this

723
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Speaker 4: is a respectable horror film.

724
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Speaker 3: But it's a movie that I don't want to see.

725
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Speaker 4: I don't think that's interesting. Watching the guys watch the trailer,

726
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Speaker 4: they all horrified. This is a young lady who hasn't

727
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Speaker 4: been sexually active. She lives near a nuclear power plant,

728
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Speaker 4: and we discover that she has something unusual downstairs, i e.

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Speaker 4: A set of teeth. Here she's going for her first

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Speaker 4: medical checkup. This is in the trailer.

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Speaker 14: Of course, you put in Europe.

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Speaker 3: Okay, there you go.

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Speaker 15: I want to claim that Medicare Date Night, thank you

734
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Speaker 15: for that lead.

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Speaker 4: That has been an eye opener.

736
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Speaker 3: From the sublime to the ridiculous Maredith First Sight.

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Speaker 5: Some people are saying there's a lot of product placement

738
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Speaker 5: in marrit at first sight.

739
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Speaker 3: I'll let you be the judge next gamation.

740
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Speaker 5: There's been a lot of accusatory fingers pointed at Meredith

741
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Speaker 5: first site for many, many, many things. Some people are

742
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 5: now saying product placement. No quite, Frankly, I can't see it.

743
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Speaker 5: This went down last night.

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Speaker 4: Down the hall.

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Speaker 10: Bacon and Danny are busy packing the essentials.

746
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Speaker 3: Well packed. I went to chemis warehouse quickly and.

747
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Speaker 4: Got some bits.

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Speaker 10: Would be so fresh?

749
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Speaker 4: Yay fresh at chemist's warehouse.

750
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Speaker 3: Let's see buy they got EAPs of stuff.

751
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 4: Oh, I see how that is buying food? No, well,

752
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 4: what would be fresh?

753
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 5: She gets vitamins? Get some of the Caruso vitamins down there.

754
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,919
Speaker 3: It's all there, It's all there.

755
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 5: A lot of people are saying that that's shameless. I

756
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 5: think they've got a long way to go before they reached.

757
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Speaker 3: The heights of the block. When for ansme, Oh no, remember.

758
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 5: That they had the mighty ten bugle player. Lest we

759
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Speaker 5: forget so, I have Craig from one to ten here

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Speaker 5: this morning to pay the bugle on the block to

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Speaker 5: do the last post.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was an honor. The block has just said

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Speaker 3: hold my bier.

764
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Speaker 4: Wow, all right, Well, speaking of holding your beers and

765
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Speaker 4: holding your tin hats on. We're going to bring tin

766
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Speaker 4: Hat Tuesday to you straight after five.

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Speaker 5: O'clock Instagram as well your chance to win two thousand

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Speaker 5: dollars if you'd like to join us Jonesy Anddamanda dot

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Speaker 5: com dot au on golf.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's on. In a request for them to do it.

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00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 4: Again, mentioned lay off the moonshine, man, it's so.

773
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Speaker 3: Weak tin hatchees.

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Speaker 4: Let's do it. We can't get through a Tuesday without it.

775
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 4: We'd love your contributions. We'll be taking those. You can

776
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 4: call us at any time thirteen fifty five on the

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Speaker 4: right way, on one of your many heads. Yes it is.

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Speaker 3: We just had people calling up. What's going on? Have

779
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 3: you been silenced?

780
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 4: Who buy our big alfoyl Big?

781
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 5: Apparently the al Fay people want to do a collab.

782
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 5: They want to make us special hats, but you said,

783
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Speaker 5: no dice.

784
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 3: No dice.

785
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 4: We are doing our own hats and our heads heat

786
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 4: up like garlic bread throughout this segment. Here's one that

787
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:57,719
Speaker 4: now I'm obviously my algorithm is being.

788
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Speaker 3: Helled with this. Thank you for that, you're so welcome.

789
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 4: Jimmy Hendrix passed away in the seventies. Yep, apparently he

790
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 4: faked his own death, and you know who he actually

791
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 4: is now, Morgan Freeman. Why well, actually, look at this photo.

792
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 4: They look a bit identical.

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00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, they actually there's a broad nose there. I can

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00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 3: see it.

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Speaker 4: And we're not just talking stereotypes. They actually look very

796
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 4: very similar. Look at Ryan, he's frightened by this information.

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00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 3: Jimmy Hendrix's voice was not Morgan Freeman's voice. You know

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00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 3: what we should do. Let's get Jimmy Hendrix's voice.

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Speaker 5: We'll put some songs, we'll get his song a voice,

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00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 5: and we'll get Morgan Freeman's voice.

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00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,439
Speaker 4: Well, if you're going to fake your own death, you'd

802
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 4: come back maybe with some different vocal.

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00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 3: Well we come back and suddenly you look.

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00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 4: His teeth are different. His teeth are a bit different.

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00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 3: Ever's got different chop, isn't it Also you'd have.

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00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 4: To try and look a bit different. You can't come

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00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 4: back and look exactly the same.

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00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 5: What's the point, tell Elvis, that's why he's working at

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Speaker 5: seven eleven, is he?

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00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Give about one hundred and fifty eight by now we

812
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 4: are going to take some of your calls. We also

813
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 4: have more to share of our own stories. Yes, not

814
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 4: our own stories. Do you think this has happened to us?

815
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 4: Last week we got we were discussing the idea of

816
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 4: Gerald the Dolphin, the co worst man to build him across.

817
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 5: Now the Dolphin people, now I'm inundated with messages for Mephin.

818
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 4: Dolphin people are saying, finally someone's woken up and telling

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00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,760
Speaker 4: the story. We'll give you more Dolphin information.

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Speaker 3: Okay, tin Hat Tuesday is in session. M gold.

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Speaker 5: Hello there, it's Jonesy Demanda getting you home on this Tuesday,

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Speaker 5: tin Hat Tuesday. It hasn't been buried by big Radio.

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Speaker 5: We're not being silenced.

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00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 4: No, we've just we'll just had other things to do.

825
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 3: It just felt better to put it at this particular

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Speaker 3: time in the.

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Speaker 4: Shark, so don't panic. Here it is and I've straight

828
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 4: out of the gates. One that has been coming to

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00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 4: my algorithm that Jimmy Hendrix faked his own death in

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Speaker 4: the seventies and has come back film role. Please it

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Speaker 4: says here searchers claim as Morgan. I'm not claiming it

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Speaker 4: research as.

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Speaker 3: Let's put this baby to bed, Morgan Freeman's voice.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes it makes me sad though Andy being gone.

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Speaker 8: I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant

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Speaker 8: to be cached.

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Speaker 3: Step feathers are just too great. Okay. Jimmy Hendrix's voice

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00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 3: sounds something like the New York Street. I don't know,

839
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:29,240
Speaker 3: it's like today. The areas are statics, so the ampifire

840
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 3: is a static. Music is loud, the air is loud,

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00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 3: and you know, we're trying to settle things down a

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00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 3: little bit. I will say that Jimmy Hendrix on drugs.

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00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 4: Morgan Freeman, who knows what's going on?

844
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 3: And I would say, let's put that baby to bed.

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00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 4: We'll talk to the researchers. Researchers claim we've sort of

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00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 4: that one. Well, let's get back to the dolphins.

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00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 7: Then.

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Speaker 4: Now, last week we spoke about dolphins, and here's a

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Speaker 4: news report to put in a context for you.

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Speaker 11: Florida man claims to have been kidnapped by dolphins and

851
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 11: forced to build an underwater city. He said the group

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00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 11: had a leader named Ja, who somehow helped him breathe underwater.

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00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,240
Speaker 11: The man spent three days working on what he described

854
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Speaker 11: as cities, towns, and condor like structures.

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Speaker 4: Well, they have it that Gerald forced him to build

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Speaker 4: a condo.

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00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 3: For him and cities and cities.

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Speaker 4: I've got a bizarre update. Apparently there's an unusual number

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Speaker 4: of bottlenosed dolphins that have died along the Florida coast

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Speaker 4: since the story of Gerald. Over twenty dolphins have washed up.

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Speaker 4: Science are investigating the cause. They can't find what it

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00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 4: would be. Is it environmental factors, is it disease, harmful

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00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:35,280
Speaker 4: algal blooms?

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Speaker 3: Is it over work building these conducts?

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Speaker 4: Well, there are claims the government doesn't want us to

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Speaker 4: know about Gerald, and they're making sure that they're killing

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Speaker 4: the dolphins so we don't find out that it's real.

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Speaker 4: It's not a Japanese I've read this story that apparently dolphins.

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Speaker 4: This bit's real. This is science as opposed to this

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00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 4: other crazy stuff. This the dolphins, the teenage dolphins sort

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Speaker 4: of the young the young uns play with a puffer fish.

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00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 4: This pufferfish releases a potent neurotoxin when threatened, but they

873
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 4: play with it and it releases a small part of

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00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 4: the toxin, so they suck on it and they all

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00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 4: get high. So I think Gerald wants to build a

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00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 4: rumpus room in his condo for his wayward kids. It's

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00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 4: all starting to make sense to me.

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00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 3: Well, tin hats are a fixed.

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00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 4: We've got our tin hats on, ready to talk. We're

880
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 4: ready to take the calls.

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00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:39,919
Speaker 3: It's time. Do you believe in that the world is flat?

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00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 3: Hat Tuesday?

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Speaker 4: Tin hats back?

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00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 3: I put your tin hats on, heads over head.

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't think it could be good for you

886
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 5: my head. Jem Y Rye was just saying that his

887
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 5: head is incredibly hot.

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00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sweating. I'm worried that he might damage his brain.

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00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 4: I did bring in this alpha from home. I cooked

890
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,040
Speaker 4: a roast. Should be all right, though, shouldn't it.

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00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 5: Tin Hat Tuesday is a thing that we do on Tuesday.

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Speaker 5: I'm not really a big fan of it.

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00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not a believer necessarily, but I love it.

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00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 3: But I don't like fanning the fires of conspiracy because.

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Speaker 4: Okay, because the world isn't in enough trouble.

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00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, Andrew is in Nari Warren, Andrew, this is not

897
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Speaker 5: your first time on tin hat Tuesday, which alarms me

898
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 5: a little bit.

899
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 7: I now, don't be like that on a dedicated listener.

900
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 4: All right, Andrew, what have you got for it. What's your.

901
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 3: Now?

902
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 7: I don't I don't know whether you're old enough right.

903
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 7: But there used to be the shows they do spell

904
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 7: these specials about the boom view to Triangle. Yeah, I

905
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:48,240
Speaker 7: was terrified at the triangle and ships and planes would

906
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 7: disappear and then happened for decades and decades. Why is

907
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 7: it we don't hear about the bo meter trying at

908
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 7: ale anymore? Is everything okay? What did the aliens get

909
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 7: sick of us?

910
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 3: They did? Maybe aliens?

911
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 4: You know, it wasn't there some science that proved there

912
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 4: was something about an atmospheric thing that happened on the surface.

913
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 5: Because it's a last large body of water, such a

914
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 5: huge body of water. And those planes that went missing,

915
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 5: they were following their wing leader and he was going

916
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 5: one way and then he was running out of fuel.

917
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 5: He panicked and then he turned around, said on, we're

918
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 5: going the wrong way. And then the squadron broke down

919
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 5: and they started fighting with each other. So they kept

920
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 5: zig zanging back and forth, and invariably they just plunged.

921
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 4: What about the ships, because ships disappeared.

922
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 3: But they didn't have the good compasses, And I.

923
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 4: Thought that was because there was some atmospheric fog or

924
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 4: something on the.

925
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 3: Surface, and you can't see where you're going.

926
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 4: No, it was now you can. Is that what you

927
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 4: don't sink because you can't see where you know.

928
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 5: You might run into a reef or a shoal or

929
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 5: an alien Bermuda got to you, Andrew, your big commuta.

930
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 3: You're welcoming.

931
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 4: See the shorts. Thank you, Andrew.

932
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 3: It's not a forum for your pun humor.

933
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:06,439
Speaker 4: Hello, Rob, give us your conspiracy theory. O.

934
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 8: I miss you guys more than my youth.

935
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 3: To be honest with you, we're here, Rob, We're talking

936
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:13,319
Speaker 3: to you from the other side.

937
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 4: Listen to us anytime in Amanda dot com.

938
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:18,280
Speaker 8: Oh a nice plug.

939
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 7: Very good.

940
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 8: So my theory, I think it's actually a fact. I

941
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 8: think this war is just a scam to drive up

942
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 8: oil prices so they can our owners can get us

943
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 8: used to paying more for petrol. Now at the moment,

944
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 8: we're going, oh, petrol's a fortune, but we're all worried

945
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 8: about the scarcity. All of a sudden, before you know,

946
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 8: there's going to be plenty of fuel again. The prices

947
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 8: will drop a little bit. That we're going to get

948
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 8: used to paying two dollars fifty year later.

949
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 3: Yep, it's true owners. Who are our owners, the people

950
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 3: that run the joint.

951
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,399
Speaker 5: And I was grateful the other day because I got

952
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 5: fuel for two dollars eight year leaders at all.

953
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,760
Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you government.

954
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 2: You can see a whole lot more of Joan and

955
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 2: Demander on our socials. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.

956
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 5: Gold Hello there, it's Jonesy Demander driving you home for

957
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 5: jam Nation.

958
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 3: It's time.

959
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:09,399
Speaker 4: That's money.

960
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,800
Speaker 2: Extra characters n Jones and demanders.

961
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 5: Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass

962
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 5: if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to

963
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 5: that question of time. But it's you get all the

964
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 5: questions right. You win one thousand dollars.

965
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 4: You can turn it into two thousand dollars. But there

966
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 4: is a bonus question and it's double or not.

967
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 5: You have to do a bit of a gear change there.

968
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 5: You had to take off your tin hat for tin

969
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 5: Hat Tuesday.

970
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, and get into my Instagram hat which is actually

971
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 4: just my hair.

972
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,319
Speaker 5: Jai is in Northwest Hello Ji. Hey, how you going

973
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 5: got any conspiracy theories you want to run past us?

974
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know about that.

975
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,240
Speaker 5: Few one.

976
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, none for me?

977
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 3: Are you disputing the fuel one.

978
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: I don't think it's I don't think that's what. You

979
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: don't think it's serio stuff going on.

980
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, there is something where we just had before Rob

981
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 5: Rollongong he rang up and he said that our owners

982
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 5: are the ones that are controlling the fuel prices.

983
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 4: And apparently he said to our producers that our owners

984
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 4: are the oil companies themselves. So they choose our governments,

985
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 4: they set the agenda. It's the oil companies who they

986
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:16,399
Speaker 4: are our owners, that's what he said. I they also

987
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 4: sell us the mentor this time, big big breath.

988
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 3: But I'll say this, this time last year, fuel was

989
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 3: exactly the same price. There was no war. What's going

990
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 3: on anyway?

991
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 4: Recorteering anyone?

992
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 3: If you win this two thousand dollars, you'll be able

993
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 3: to fill up a barna with petrol.

994
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 4: All right, Jay, let's see what we can do for you.

995
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 4: We've got ten seconds. We are ten seconds, we've got

996
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 4: sixty seconds. We've got ten questions. If you're not sure,

997
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 4: do say parts because munt have time to come back. Okay,

998
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 4: good luck? Question number one, what body part do you

999
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 4: use to hear? Question two? The high hat is part

1000
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 4: of which instrument? Question three and owlet is a baby?

1001
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 2: What?

1002
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 7: Skip?

1003
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 4: Question four. A biography you write about.

1004
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 6: Yourself is called what an autobiography?

1005
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 4: Question five? In which country did gorgan zola cheese originate? M?

1006
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 4: Skip question six? What did t's and c's stand for?

1007
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 8: Terms and conditions?

1008
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 4: Question seven? In which sport would you hear the term deuce?

1009
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 9: Tennis?

1010
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,720
Speaker 4: Question eight? True or false? And octopus has three hearts?

1011
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 14: Oh?

1012
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 4: Skip question nine? CapMan Dou is the capital of which country?

1013
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:39,720
Speaker 7: Skip?

1014
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 4: Question ten. The study of the zodiac and star signs

1015
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 4: is called what?

1016
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 5: Uh?

1017
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 13: Excellent? Plass?

1018
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll go back to three. And outlet is a baby?

1019
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 14: What?

1020
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 5: Um?

1021
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 3: It's an owl?

1022
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 4: Baby owl? And I reckon you knew this one? In

1023
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 4: which country did gorganzola originate? It's theos one?

1024
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, Italy and false?

1025
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 4: And octopus has three hearts.

1026
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 7: Fifty fifty true?

1027
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 4: True? It is true? And Catmandu is the capital of Nepal.

1028
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 4: And the study of the zodiac and star signs is astrology.

1029
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 15: I'm so angry, Come on me, bring back the woo

1030
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 15: woom chai if anything you brought skip into the parlance skip,

1031
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 15: we like a jai.

1032
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you very much. Carry on about.

1033
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 4: Orders to round out tin Hat Tuesday. We're going to

1034
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 4: put our tin hats back on for one final conspiracy.

1035
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 4: I've been reading about that.

1036
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 3: You will love gamation. Do you believe in that the

1037
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 3: world is flat? I don't know, Tin Hat Tuesday.

1038
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 4: Here's an other conspiracy theory that lots of people are

1039
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 4: leaning into. Are you ready sure that the world actually

1040
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 4: ended in twenty twelve and we were pushed into a

1041
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,400
Speaker 4: parallel universe?

1042
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:11,240
Speaker 3: Is this the mind's?

1043
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 4: Part of it? Was the minds? Remember we all thought

1044
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 4: the world was going to well. When I say wee

1045
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 4: lots of people thought the world was going to end

1046
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 4: in twenty twelve because of the Mayan calendar. That's not all.

1047
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 4: There's something called the CERN Collider. This is the Large

1048
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 4: Hadron Collider, the world's largest and highest energy particle collider

1049
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 4: was first turned on in two thousand and nine. Last

1050
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 4: time it was turned on was twenty twelve. Scientists at

1051
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 4: CERN announced the discovery of the Higgs particle aka the

1052
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 4: God particle. After this discovery, Stephen Hawking when it came

1053
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 4: back from EPSTE in Ireland, he said, the Higgs potential

1054
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 4: has the worrisome feature that could destroy the universe. So

1055
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 4: what they're saying is when CERN reached its peak, our

1056
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:56,359
Speaker 4: reality shattered, shifting us into a sophisticated simulation. Some are

1057
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 4: saying we're inside an alien simulation like Worres sim city.

1058
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 7: Right.

1059
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 4: Let me tell you why people think this, because of

1060
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,799
Speaker 4: all the weird things that have happened since twenty twelve.

1061
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 4: I us run through a few of them. Pokemon Go Yeah,

1062
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 4: fire festival Yeah, COVID potato shortage, that McDonald's ran out

1063
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 4: of fries. Remember twenty twenty one, Will Smith, the Oscar

1064
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:24,320
Speaker 4: slap and what about this one Tiger King maddeness. A

1065
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 4: lot of weird since twenty twelve.

1066
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 3: And we're sitting here with hats in a simulation. So

1067
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 3: we're not even here.

1068
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 4: We are We've been pushed into a parallel universe. We're

1069
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 4: existing or that existence ended, We've been pushed into another one.

1070
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 4: Get with the program.

1071
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 3: Brendan, Brendan, not me, Brendan other Brendan Brendan of Dingley Village.

1072
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 4: Hello, Brendan, what's your conspiracy you'd like to share for

1073
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 4: tinat Tuesday?

1074
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 6: Is everyone ready for this?

1075
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:56,520
Speaker 4: I'm very ready.

1076
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,399
Speaker 3: I'm ready.

1077
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,320
Speaker 6: Kyle Sandaland is a robot?

1078
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 4: Evidence wrong?

1079
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 3: Give us the evidence?

1080
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,839
Speaker 6: Well? Well, I got the music, so that that means

1081
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 6: I'm improved. But I believe that he's the robot from Nova.

1082
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 6: He is that little robot man.

1083
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 4: Okay, the little nav kid, the little round red thing.

1084
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 6: That's what I believe. He's grown up the way, this

1085
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 6: self incredible person that we see before our eyes.

1086
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 7: Okay, And there's just the vault of.

1087
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 6: Any human emotion and hence why everything's happening is happening?

1088
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 4: And any other radio stations you'd like to mention all

1089
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 4: the way through, Brendan, is anyone else you're putting?

1090
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 6: Well, there's there's only this station that it's worth listening to.

1091
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 4: Alish Brendon, you've saved.

1092
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 3: Just at the end, well done.

1093
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 10: You know I'm alone.

1094
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 6: One time admirer, first time coma.

1095
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,840
Speaker 3: Okay, Brendan, welcome, Brendan, thank you, happy to be paying.

1096
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 4: Alfoyle welcome.

1097
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 3: I have known Kyle since we're in our twenties. It

1098
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 3: was a small robot and send him leak any fluid.

1099
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 3: Maybe he's a row check out.

1100
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 5: The big fellow. You can always kill call us. I

1101
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 5: sent him a text to see he's all right. But

1102
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 5: if he wants to ring your chat, no hard questions

1103
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 5: you're in space.

1104
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 4: He does have a big head. We'd have to get

1105
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 4: a lot of our foil. Yeah, not my problem, Friday

1106
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 4: aut that's enough. Well, not a show, TikTok Tucker tomorrow. Yes,

1107
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,240
Speaker 4: as if we're not lurching from one disaster to another.

1108
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 5: Yay. If you missed any of our show, where you

1109
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 5: can catch us Jonesydemanda dot com dot au.

1110
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 4: Wherever you get your podcast, you can catch up and listen.

1111
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,839
Speaker 3: We'll be back tomorrow. We'll see you then. Good day

1112
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 3: to you. Well, thank god, that's over.

1113
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 2: Catch up on the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. Download the

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