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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. Thank you for downloading

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Speaker 1: our podcast. You know you can always get it on

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Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 2: One one point USFM. Good Morning, star Shine. Right now,

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Speaker 2: by the miracle of recording, we're going to go to

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Speaker 2: a recent Sunday morning service in the which two precious

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Speaker 2: little girl were.

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Speaker 1: Singing good in a dungeon somewhere in Sydney.

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Speaker 2: Miss Keller Amanda Amanda.

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Speaker 3: Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

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Speaker 2: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot. All right,

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Speaker 2: who I regrap.

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Speaker 1: He's pulling off, he says to me Jones personal friends.

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Speaker 1: It means a lot too. Let's start wearing lipsticks, wiggles.

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Speaker 4: Congratulations.

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Speaker 1: We're in the radio right now. Josie and Amanda, you're

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Speaker 1: doing a great job. I'm not drunk.

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Speaker 2: The legendary pirate Josie and Amanda, the actress.

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Speaker 5: Jos and Amanda. Those are names that you would never forget.

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Speaker 6: Think when those two go, I'm lady if Ivory, curious

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Speaker 6: boy quickly.

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Speaker 2: No apology could ever compensate Amanda for what happened that.

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Speaker 4: Night, for anyone but yourself, your giant Brendan, what have

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Speaker 4: you done a really good pooh were can you want?

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Speaker 7: Will be in this job.

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Speaker 1: I am a self sourcing pudding.

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Speaker 2: It will remain the mystery of the ages. Shoot, timis,

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Speaker 2: we're on the air Top of the morning to you, Amanda.

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Speaker 1: Well, hello, hell, I sound like Carlotta. This is your voice,

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Speaker 1: and listen to your voice.

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Speaker 2: My voice is great.

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Speaker 1: My voice is better. Let's explain why our voices are

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Speaker 1: like this. We had the I'm picking my nose, I'm

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Speaker 1: scratching not people. We had the Radio Awards, the Radio's

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Speaker 1: Night of Nights on Saturday Night and our Jones and

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Speaker 1: Amanda Breakfast team won Best on Air Show from a

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Speaker 1: Cross the Strain.

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Speaker 2: Mummy and Daddy came home with the beam we did.

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Speaker 1: Look at this, I've got a trophy and everything Beast

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Speaker 1: on Air Team FM. This is the bigger water for night. Yep,

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Speaker 1: jonesy we jagged it, baby, we jagged it. That's why

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Speaker 1: our voices are like this.

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Speaker 2: That's why your voice is like that.

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Speaker 1: Well, can I say the following morning we had to fly.

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Speaker 1: It was held in Brisbane yesterday morning. We had to

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Speaker 1: catch it. We had to leave the hotel at nine

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Speaker 1: point thirty. I texted you at seven thirty and just

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Speaker 1: said are you alive. I didn't hear anything. Text you

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Speaker 1: saying I'm joining the guys having breakfast. Didn't hear anything.

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Speaker 1: Ten past nine, I thought maybe I should call you.

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Speaker 1: You don't answer your phone. Just when we're thinking, maybe

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Speaker 1: we'll get the hotel to call your room. Ooh, caught

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Speaker 1: me back and you came to join us a breakfast.

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Speaker 1: You look like you'd been electrocuted.

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Speaker 2: I slept on my face and you'd come.

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Speaker 1: Down to breakfast, hadn't had a shower. Your hair was everywhere.

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Speaker 4: It was.

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Speaker 1: It was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: It was a huge night because you know that we

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Speaker 1: There was a great party afterwards. I'm so sore. I

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Speaker 1: danced until three in the morning. I'm so sore.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people didn't like our speech.

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Speaker 8: A speech.

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Speaker 2: We did a good speech, so we did all right.

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Speaker 9: I like to start from the Orange to my radio career,

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Speaker 9: which is the radio training Institute Ontodon Bag Radio Massive MC.

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Speaker 2: Can you help me outside? Asia? Ah, our very very.

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Speaker 1: Good friends at Southern Cross Hysteria Mudura. We love you guys,

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Speaker 1: and thank you for laughing at our shitty jokes like

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Speaker 1: every day.

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Speaker 2: It means a lot to us side.

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Speaker 1: Do you laugh at our shit?

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Speaker 7: That?

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Speaker 1: That's a good speech.

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Speaker 2: Last time they let regional radio the winners of that

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Speaker 2: make a speech. I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: This year the people who win the award we got

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Speaker 1: make a speech and that's all all the other.

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Speaker 2: Speeches, poor old radio, Mildura, and they win the biggest.

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Speaker 1: Night of their lives. We shouldn't be bagging that that

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Speaker 1: was the biggest night of their lives.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you're going to do something.

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Speaker 1: They're taking our jobs next year, Brendan, I'm sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Actually, in the current climate of radio, when you

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Speaker 2: listen to the spectrum of radio filled with vacuous.

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Speaker 1: Dumbos, Hey, hey, that's our show you're talking about? Were

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Speaker 1: hi brown vacuus dumbos?

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Speaker 2: In the morning, someone came up to us and said,

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Speaker 2: you don't like about your show? It's smart?

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Speaker 1: And I said, oh my god, have you heard, Mildura?

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Speaker 1: In what world have we suddenly become smart owner? How

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Speaker 1: dare you?

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Speaker 2: How bad is that I.

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Speaker 1: Own the Smart?

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Speaker 2: What sort of world are we living in?

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Speaker 1: Speaking of Smart? To unplay the Magnificent Seven, his question

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Speaker 1: number one, are you ready the Riddler is a rival

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Speaker 1: for which superhero?

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Speaker 2: Why don't you call us and play thirteen WSFM seven

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Speaker 2: past six?

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Speaker 1: It is nine past six. You're listening to Jonesy and

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Speaker 1: Amanda Jonesy. Where have you gone? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Appreciate a tainted love would fade so soon? How did

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Speaker 2: you go with your little DJ patter?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 1: I was great. Ready, Well it's ten past nine or

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Speaker 1: ten past nine?

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Speaker 2: Right, this is hard, so you do the call sign?

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Speaker 2: Okay one on one points o A WSFM, Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 1: You're fading yourself out.

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Speaker 2: Sponsor, thanks to Homeworld.

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Speaker 1: Thank you to Homeworld.

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Speaker 2: No, but don't over assassin Sonny twenty three in the city,

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Speaker 2: twenty seven in the West.

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Speaker 1: Well let's get on with this.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're not doing it?

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Speaker 1: No, you just did.

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Speaker 2: It's ten past six, the magnificent seven seven questions. Can

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Speaker 2: you go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?

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Speaker 2: Why do you put that voice on?

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Speaker 8: Though?

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Speaker 2: Is that how you think I sound?

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Speaker 1: That is how you sound?

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Speaker 2: Are you doing it again?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 2: This is how I sound now, but just do it

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Speaker 2: back announce, just say tainted love?

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Speaker 1: Tainted love? Why how you do it that?

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Speaker 2: It's not Richard's ad emu planes, Hi.

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Speaker 1: Richard, question number one for you with a magnificent seven.

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Speaker 1: The Riddler is a arrival of which superhero?

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Speaker 7: Ah? That man?

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Speaker 1: Correct?

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Speaker 2: Let's play trailer trash wite, trash.

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Speaker 11: Trash trailer.

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Speaker 2: This is the trailer for what films being arrangements?

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Speaker 1: Brendon, You're gonna be sharing a room with Dale just

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Speaker 1: until the two of you get jobs and you move out.

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Speaker 5: Burying you.

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Speaker 2: If you're Richick, who's the one guy you'd sleep with?

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Speaker 2: John Samos? What did we just become best friends?

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Speaker 9: Plusest gentleman sitting behind you?

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Speaker 10: Hello, miss lady.

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Speaker 9: You can't show your mouth.

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Speaker 12: You shouldn't tell the person who is interviewing you to

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Speaker 12: shut their mouths in the bunk beds.

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Speaker 2: It will give us so much extra space in a

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Speaker 2: room to do activities. You're adults, you can do what

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Speaker 5: This is the funnest night.

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Speaker 1: I love that movie. I saw it again recently and

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Speaker 1: I laughed and laughed. You know which one it is, Richard?

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Speaker 7: I think it's one with ching carry but.

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Speaker 1: Money bucking up the wrong tree. I'm afraid, Hi, Brendan,

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Speaker 1: very well, do you know that film?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's such a good movie. Isn't it.

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Speaker 2: How many characters are in Leonardo da Vinci's painting The

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Speaker 2: Last Supper?

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Speaker 11: I would say you're thirteen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesus and his twelve disciples. Would you like to

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Speaker 1: name all of them?

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Speaker 1: Whodolph? Question number four?

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Speaker 2: Maybe don't do the religious gear. No, it's true, gets

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Speaker 2: you in trouble, ken, get us into trouble.

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Speaker 1: Ick theology is a study of what rashes, fishes, icebergs fish.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is complete. The expression let the cat out

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Speaker 2: of the what.

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Speaker 8: A bag?

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Speaker 2: But Brendan did you hear Brendan's voice? And that was

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Speaker 2: you are wasting my time with that question?

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Speaker 1: That was this is a hard one.

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Speaker 2: I think whoever's writing the question this morning might have

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Speaker 1: Who won Best on Air Team at the Australian Radio

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Speaker 5: You guys did Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Correct question numbers or self indulgent?

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Speaker 2: Isn't it?

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Speaker 11: Well?

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Speaker 1: If you've got it wrong, it would have been very embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: Who won the Rugby World Cup quarter final on Saturday night?

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Speaker 1: There are a couple of matches is on Saturday night,

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Speaker 1: but give us one result.

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Speaker 4: England won?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, actually they bed Australia, didn't they Yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: New Zealand be mashed. Island smashed Island. Is Japan's out too,

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Speaker 1: they won they lost last night. Japan was amazing and

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Speaker 1: I think South Afril and France played.

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Speaker 2: I watched it.

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Speaker 1: Wales. Wales beat France by a point.

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Speaker 2: Great, So there you go. Congratulations to your Brendan, you

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Speaker 2: have won the jam pack. Does little miss DJ want

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Speaker 2: to sell the jets? I'd like to.

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Speaker 1: You've got you've got two tickets to Eighties Mania on

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Speaker 1: the sixteenth of November at the end More Theater tickets

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Speaker 1: at Abstract Entertainment dot Net. A family passed it to

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Speaker 1: Ronga Zoos, Sydney. They've got new cabaw Kapa baras. Have

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Speaker 1: you seen those? That's South American big things, plus Jones

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Speaker 1: and Amanda carricatures for you to color in and some

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Speaker 1: state La pencils. Brendan of Legano, thanks guys to be great.

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Speaker 5: That's my first wedding anniversary of this sweet wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good on you do you make a bus the

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Speaker 2: first one? Mate? That's fine?

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Speaker 1: Good on you, Brandon.

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Speaker 4: Oh good, thank you guys so much.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: We know well, I've done that very well. Over you.

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Speaker 1: You know what you're gonna have to do, big fact,

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Speaker 1: because we've wrapped up early.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's what winners do. It's fourteen past six.

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Speaker 11: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one on one point

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Speaker 11: seven WSFM.

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Speaker 2: I just think I was just making you a coffee

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Speaker 2: before and I'm missing I guess misjudged how long tainted lovely?

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Speaker 1: You've never heard that song before went and the back

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Speaker 1: announcer you did, well, it wasn't back in uns If

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Speaker 1: I had prepared, I would have prepared something. I suddenly looked,

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Speaker 1: where are you sitting in here?

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Speaker 2: And this is why I don't like you're having your

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Speaker 2: phone in the studio. The song fades out, and this

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Speaker 2: is what happens.

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Speaker 1: It is nine past six, you're listening to Jonesy and

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Speaker 1: Amanda Jones? Where have you gone? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: What you've thought about this?

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Speaker 2: Well, the timing, it's extraordinary, isn't it. Someone's outside Roxy

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Speaker 2: You know they're grieving too, that's what they went in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got a whole lot new life of rules

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Speaker 1: So I didn't have a hangover, but my body has collapsed.

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Speaker 2: Well, I've got it all.

447
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,480
Speaker 1: You've got it all, baby, I've.

448
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,639
Speaker 2: Got the trifector. But where today is the day? I

449
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,040
Speaker 2: feel it? Ten thousand dollars going to slip through the

450
00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:33,280
Speaker 2: net and it could be yours. It's seventeen to seven.

451
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,720
Speaker 2: Well I want boy seven WSFM. Hello there, it's Jonesy Demanda.

452
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,720
Speaker 2: You can listen to us anywhere in the world on

453
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Speaker 2: the free iHeartRadio apps. Only twenty three degrees in the city,

454
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,359
Speaker 2: twenty seven in our west. Right now it's twelve degrees.

455
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Speaker 2: It's ten to seven. Good morning.

456
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,040
Speaker 1: Well, we're all still a bit jazz, a little bit

457
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:50,760
Speaker 1: buzzed because we won the Best on Air Team Australia Wide. Brendan,

458
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,639
Speaker 1: you're listening to today's show, you won't see any examples

459
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,760
Speaker 1: of us being any good at anything. But my favorite

460
00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:00,440
Speaker 1: thing of the whole weekend was my the afternoon getting

461
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,800
Speaker 1: ready with the girls in the typing pool. It was

462
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,240
Speaker 1: the funniest afternoon I think I've ever had.

463
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:06,840
Speaker 2: You mentioned something about boob tape.

464
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,680
Speaker 1: Well, you know, we had breakfast together and we were talking.

465
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,880
Speaker 1: You were there when we were all having breakfast and saying,

466
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,000
Speaker 1: it's how awkward it is if you ever have to

467
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,879
Speaker 1: see your colleagues in a swimming costume, and it should

468
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:20,560
Speaker 1: never happen. Next minute, we're all helping each other with

469
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,880
Speaker 1: our boob tape. So what happened was we all got

470
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,800
Speaker 1: ready in my room. We had a bottle of champagne,

471
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,760
Speaker 1: and we're all getting ready, and we all had this

472
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,920
Speaker 1: stuff called boob tape, which is this stuff that you

473
00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:32,359
Speaker 1: use if you don't want to wear a bra, but

474
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,520
Speaker 1: you have to lift and separate and it's like this

475
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:39,359
Speaker 1: stretchy bandage that sticks to your skin. And we'd all

476
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,880
Speaker 1: watched a couple of tutorials, so we thought we knew

477
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,440
Speaker 1: what we were going to be doing. I went first

478
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:50,159
Speaker 1: on myself and realized I've got no chance, so eventually

479
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 1: we all had to help each other, which involves this

480
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:57,120
Speaker 1: tape going pretty much from your navel up over your

481
00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 1: bosom and right down your back and like strip after

482
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:02,879
Speaker 1: strip of.

483
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,960
Speaker 2: It, putting it on, say like a footy player.

484
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that that's probably? Yeah, it was a little

485
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 1: bit of that. But then one of the girls had

486
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:16,160
Speaker 1: a strapless top, so trying to put the tape sideways

487
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:22,600
Speaker 1: was a very different experience. And I can see us

488
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 1: all laughing out there at the typing pool. I don't

489
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:27,359
Speaker 1: think we did her a service at the beginning. She

490
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,640
Speaker 1: was very good at helping us, but trying to put

491
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 1: tape sideways without having it roll over and keep a

492
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,840
Speaker 1: shape of a bosom and us are poking bits of skin. Oh,

493
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 1: your nipples hanging out, and we're just poking it in.

494
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 1: We laughed so hard that afternoon. We weren't laughing so

495
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 1: hard hours later when it had to come off because

496
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 1: all of us said the same thing, because also, it's

497
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,240
Speaker 1: down your back, you can't take it off on your own.

498
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 1: I had to get one of the girls in the

499
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,680
Speaker 1: typing pool to take it off from my back, and

500
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 1: that I look like I've been whipped. Seriously, we've all

501
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 1: got these huge welts all over ourselves. We read the

502
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 1: back of it which said it shouldn't be on for

503
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,399
Speaker 1: longer than six hours. We had it on for thirteen hours,

504
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 1: oh dear, and so all of us got when we

505
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:16,160
Speaker 1: saw each other the next day, showering has been incredibly painful,

506
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,440
Speaker 1: and this morning we're all extraordinarily itchy. I just we're

507
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 1: just scratching ourselves constantly, our backsity. I've been like a cat,

508
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 1: just scratching myself against the wall. So that was the

509
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 1: tape of the story of the boob tape. But what

510
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 1: I loved is they say that on a girl's wedding day,

511
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,440
Speaker 1: it's one rare day where everyone comes together to make

512
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:40,160
Speaker 1: them look and feel great, unless you're watching those Bridezilla shows.

513
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: But this was such female camaraderie. We were all bridesmaids

514
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: just for each other. There was no bride. We all

515
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 1: wanted each other to have the best day of it,

516
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:52,119
Speaker 1: and it just was so life affirming. I just loved it.

517
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 2: So and short, you got drunk and poked each other's nipples.

518
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 1: Well that all you've heard from this whole story, and

519
00:23:58,359 --> 00:23:59,360
Speaker 1: now we're itchy as hell.

520
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could have called me, I would.

521
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 1: Have been half the facts out of wax. At the

522
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 1: same time, I'm good with that stuff.

523
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,479
Speaker 2: Now we're here, he nipples. That's a good thing. At

524
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 2: six to seven WSFM one on one points O in WSFM.

525
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,119
Speaker 2: Hello there, it's Jonesy, a man. A nice looking day, Sonny.

526
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 2: Twenty three degrees in the city, twenty seven in our west.

527
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 2: Right now it's twelve degrees. It is three to seven.

528
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 1: Well, we are going to be talking to Billy colin

529
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 1: Colony Connelly on today's show. You wouldn't think we'd won

530
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: the award for best show, would you. You keep saying,

531
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,360
Speaker 1: don't judge this by today.

532
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 2: Big going for front door brag on this. You know

533
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 2: I'm not much of a front door bragger.

534
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 1: Well, our show isn't very brag worthy today, is what

535
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 1: I'm saying. But we're going to lift.

536
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 2: The bits of you do your DJ patterer before when

537
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 2: that was I was out of the room, just making

538
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,400
Speaker 2: a making a coffee. This is what happens.

539
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 1: It is nine past six. You're listening to Jonesy and

540
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,160
Speaker 1: a man. But Jonesy, where have you gone coffee? It's

541
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 1: your fault for being unprofessional and not even making your

542
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,159
Speaker 1: way back into the studio. I think I sound you

543
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 1: do sound a bit like that. Really, Hey ladies, it's

544
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 1: a good drying day. I'm in the eighties.

545
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 2: It's two or seven. The big news is coming up

546
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 2: at seven o'clock. Then ten thousand dollars could be yours

547
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,400
Speaker 2: thirteen WSFM.

548
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 3: It's good, good morning, Joinsie, and demand is ten thousand dollars.

549
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, feeling pretty good about head jam this morning. Thirteen

550
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 2: WSFM is our number. Ten thousand dollars is here for you.

551
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,360
Speaker 1: Here are the rules. I asked you a question, question one,

552
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 1: say nothing, give me the answer to that. When I

553
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: ask you a question number two, and so on till

554
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 1: the buzzer goes off. The minute you're wrong, you're out.

555
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 2: The question. Anna of the Oaks has to ask yourself,

556
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 2: do you have the right answers to our wrong questions?

557
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 1: Do you anna?

558
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:45,680
Speaker 12: Do you?

559
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 10: I just I didn't excheck to get on.

560
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 1: Well, this is exciting times. You could be within seconds

561
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: of winning ten thousand dollars. So are you comfy? Got

562
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 1: your head focused?

563
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 12: I'm taking I can speak, okay.

564
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 2: Speak, come on, you can do this.

565
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:08,200
Speaker 1: Focus Annah, that's we're starting now. What shape is the

566
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 1: scar on Harry Potter's forehead, which is straight in Prime

567
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 1: Minister abolished conscription. Who was the lead singer of the Doors?

568
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 2: Would you?

569
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 1: Would you have known the lead singer.

570
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,080
Speaker 2: Of the Doors?

571
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 12: Yeah?

572
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,120
Speaker 2: You know you were doing pretty well.

573
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:36,199
Speaker 1: I'm sorry Anna, Oh never mind, you didn't humiliate yourself.

574
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: Exactly about your business and have a great.

575
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 2: Day, have fun at work.

576
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:45,160
Speaker 12: You congratulate, Thank you, come me up next.

577
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 1: Perversely, we've done my dog the.

578
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 2: A hole, my cat the a hole, my teenager the

579
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 2: a hole, doing.

580
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 1: Another a hole today. It's not me, my co host, No,

581
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: can you rephrase that?

582
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 2: It's seven past seven ws event seven WSVW. It's Jersey

583
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 2: the matifat to Home World Sunday, twenty three degrees in

584
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 2: the city, twenty seven in our west. Right now it's

585
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 2: thirteen degrees. It is twelve past seven.

586
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: I was attracted by an article in The Guardian yesterday

587
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: Australia's birds pretty and sweet or just a pack of bastards.

588
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: And what they're saying is the way for our native

589
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: birds to thrive with our changing environment. We're not having

590
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 1: balconies with little birds can come and have some little

591
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:32,159
Speaker 1: seeds and we're building you know, obviously, our building is

592
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: encroaching on more and more native areas that the quiet

593
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: sedate birds are being overtaken by other native birds that

594
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: are pretty much a pack of bastards. The way birds

595
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: are mutating to survive in Australia, or the species that

596
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,360
Speaker 1: survive are the aggressive ones, the ones that can gang

597
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: up and bully. So we're seeing more and more native birds.

598
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 1: We always think it might be like the Indian miners

599
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: that are killing all the other birds like those, but

600
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: there's also we have native noisy miners and they're even

601
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: worse than the Indian miners.

602
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 2: These these little shay kids you see walking around shopping

603
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 2: centers and you just want to punch.

604
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 1: This is the bird version of that. In some areas,

605
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: rainbow lorikeets are out mustling even the miners. Rainbow l Yes, yeah,

606
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 1: they gang up and that's how they protect.

607
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,440
Speaker 2: Their rainbow lorikeet over a miner.

608
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 1: But but they're also there are native miners and they're

609
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: aggressive birds too.

610
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 2: Do we have native miners?

611
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: Yeah? Apparently.

612
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 2: So how do you know so much about birds?

613
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: Because I'm reading this article and I'm trying to tell

614
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: you and it says, then, so the quiet birds are

615
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: being overtaken by the brash, the aggressive, and not the opportunistic.

616
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 1: But even birds in captivity can be a holes cocker.

617
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: Cockertoos are notoriously cranky, but they live for hundreds. If

618
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: they hundreds, they live.

619
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 2: For year, decades, ninety years.

620
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: So if you get a pet cocker two, you have

621
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: to work out who gets this when when you're not

622
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 1: here anymore, they'll live us all.

623
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 2: What about that one? Did you say that one on

624
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 2: the news? That cockatoo?

625
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: What was it doing?

626
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 2: It was swearing and swears at the dog. Did you

627
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:09,640
Speaker 2: hear that one?

628
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: No, stop fighting with the dog. He's not leave him alone.

629
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:15,920
Speaker 1: He's not.

630
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 2: A cockatoo, calls you, he's not.

631
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: It's like a Warner Brothers Harley is to have a bird,

632
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: I think it was called bash or something like that,

633
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: and it just if you've ever let it out of

634
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: the cage, it just did laps around the walls, just

635
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: smashing into every surface. It could fight.

636
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 2: That called bash. What about Jack when his bird he

637
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 2: had sushi sushi the bird.

638
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: Sushi the bird, and we thought we'd try and get

639
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: sushi if you have a couple of birds. Apparently I'm

640
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: trying to remember how it goes I don't think they

641
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: socialize with you as well. So he just had one

642
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: bird thinking it would become his friend, and just pooed

643
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 1: everywhere and didn't come near us.

644
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 2: They have a couple of bird, it's always your.

645
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: Wife's always going to be unhappy. What about the other

646
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: bird that he got, No, well, that was tweet tweet.

647
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: He found it in the gutter outside our home and

648
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: he brought it in and we kept it in a

649
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: shoe box. Died overnight. This was Jack's first close up

650
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: version of grief, although my mother had passed it. But

651
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: he was little then, so this was only a few years. Oh,

652
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: he was in primary school. But he was so broken hearted.

653
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 1: It broke my heart to watch him just take this

654
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: drag the.

655
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 2: Bard more or less for what twenty four hours?

656
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: Twenty four hours? And then when we would, you know,

657
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: on Mother's Day, I'd clink a glass to my mother

658
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: and or we'd mention something about Ripley, who'd been our

659
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: dog for sixteen years, and we'd hear Jack say and tweet.

660
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 1: My tweet was right up there with every grief we'd

661
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: ever had in our lives.

662
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 2: Funeral, as it's going into the ground, the casket Amanda

663
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 2: she had a great life and tweet.

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Speaker 1: Let's do my bird the a hole.

665
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 3: I love it dog, He's not leave him alone, my

666
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 3: bird the ahole.

667
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 2: Give us a call of you, madam the match? What

668
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 2: about this teaching gets to see Lenny Kravitz Here to

669
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 2: Love World Tour at Qutos Bank Arena on Friday, April three,

670
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 2: A very special day that day.

671
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: It's my nephew's birthday.

672
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 2: It's a quarter past seven. Well, I want seven WSFM.

673
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 2: Hello there, it's judging demand a red hot chili purpers

674
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 2: sunny twenty three degrees in the city, twenty seven in

675
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 2: our west. Right now it's thirteen degrees, it's seven to

676
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 2: twenty five.

677
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: I was reading an article in the Guardian and the

678
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: headline really caught my eye. Australia's birds pretty and sweet

679
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: or just a pack of bastards. And the article does

680
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: go on to say that native birds, the ones that

681
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: are thriving in our changing environments, are by and large aggressive.

682
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: They they're sort of the means. They're ganging up and

683
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: becoming bullies on Australia's mean streets. So the ones that

684
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: are thriving are muscling mustling out other birds. They're brash,

685
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: they're aggressive, they're opportunistic. Oh it's not just birds in

686
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: the wilds are like this. I reckon buy and larger.

687
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: There are a lot of birds as pets that are

688
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: just a holes.

689
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 2: In the past, we've done my cat, the ahle, my dog,

690
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 2: the a hole, my teenage the Now we have my bird,

691
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 2: the a hole.

692
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: Stop fighting with the dogs. He's not Leave him alone.

693
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: Adam's in Kellyville. Hello, Adam, how are you going very well?

694
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Speaker 1: Tell us about your bird.

695
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 6: Okay, well, I've got two birds. They're both a holes,

696
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 6: one for South American son Kanya and the other ones

697
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 6: a Amazon parrots. I've got a large one of a

698
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 6: small one. Their names are squeak and squawk for the resident.

699
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 6: I'm about to tell you all they do is sit

700
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 6: there all day and scream their guts out. So after

701
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 6: a sort of a period of time, we've just started

702
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 6: screaming back at the birds. Shut up, shut up, shut up.

703
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 6: And that's the main words that they picked up, and

704
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 6: they now say so the largest one will sit there

705
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 6: and scream his guts out, and the small one will start.

706
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 6: The large one then tell us the small to shut up,

707
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 6: the big one to shut up, and I sort of

708
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 6: throw this back and forth, sort of explaining themselves. It's

709
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 6: so funny to sit there and watch.

710
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 2: Is only get your neighbor Adam Kelly, shut up ya,

711
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 2: neighbors are fighting again. Carmi's in college, and Hi Kami.

712
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 7: Hi Amanda, Hi Jonesy.

713
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 14: Congratulations on your big awards.

714
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.

715
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 14: That's okay.

716
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: Is your bird in a hole?

717
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 11: Oh?

718
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 14: Cocky was the biggest a hole ever. Copy was given

719
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Speaker 14: to my grandmother on her fiftieth birthday by a husband

720
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 14: in them days. He just caught him out of the world.

721
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Speaker 14: But you know he'd be birthday.

722
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Speaker 1: Is a bird great?

723
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Speaker 14: Once my grandmother passed away, my auntie took over the

724
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Speaker 14: care of Cocky.

725
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Speaker 4: That was his name.

726
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 14: Cocky attacked cats, dogs, snake children, went to a hospital

727
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 14: because he bit the nose fingers. I had to have stitches.

728
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,880
Speaker 14: Cocky would say, hell, here again, silly old bugger. He

729
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 14: would say, come come God. He'd call the cows. He

730
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 14: whistled the dog. He's like, come on, come on with

731
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Speaker 14: nine nights, oney, Cocky, we don't have to go home yet.

732
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Speaker 11: Still caught nights.

733
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Speaker 14: Just Cocky, next thing home? Mom's callaway, You're not coming home?

734
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Speaker 1: You look.

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Speaker 14: Oh we thought it was cocky mom. We didn't know

736
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Speaker 14: it was you. Cocky lived sixty seven years old. We

737
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 14: had a funeral. There was twenty people there. He had

738
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 14: a eulogy, a headstone, lots of thistles and flowers. Yeah,

739
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 14: pain in the ass a real aye hole, but a

740
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 14: great bird.

741
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: Was that what was on the headstone?

742
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 2: That's that's a man as you as you were there.

743
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 2: Pain in the ass, A real a hole, but a

744
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 2: great bird.

745
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Speaker 1: We're going to take more of your calls my bird

746
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: the a hole.

747
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 2: Give us thirteen WSFM, Billy Connley joining us, as well

748
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 2: as seven twenty seven.

749
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Speaker 7: A couple of more.

750
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Speaker 4: Some of the menu today, concer some sort of shenanigans.

751
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 2: Well, good morning to you. The tribal drum has been beating.

752
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,919
Speaker 2: We've done this in the past. We've had my cat

753
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,240
Speaker 2: the a hole, my dog the a hole, my teenager

754
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 2: the a hole. It was only a matter of time

755
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 2: before we had my bird the ah.

756
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: Stop fighting with the dogs. He's not leaving alone.

757
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 2: You know what I find extraordinary. She's talking to the birdener.

758
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,399
Speaker 2: The bird's not going to understand what you say.

759
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,919
Speaker 1: No, And the birds learnt that language because they've called

760
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: the dog that summer along the line, or maybe they've

761
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 1: called the bird that Nathan's in, Norella and tell us

762
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,320
Speaker 1: about your bird, the a hole Nathan, Good.

763
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 5: Morning, Jonesy and Amanda. When I was a child, I

764
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 5: grew up on acreage and we had a creek that

765
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:45,399
Speaker 5: ran through the property. We were down doing some work

766
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 5: there one day and we heard a splash, so we

767
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 5: ran over and we found a little rodella that the

768
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 5: parents had kicked out of the nest because it had

769
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 5: a deformed wing and it wasn't going to be able

770
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 5: to fly. So we fished it out of the creek,

771
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 5: took it home, rescued it, syringe, bet it. Did everything

772
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 5: we could make sure this bird had a good start

773
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,760
Speaker 5: in life. He was never able to fly, but whenever

774
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 5: you went anywhere near his cage, or you tried to

775
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 5: feed him or whatever else, he'd fight the absolute crap

776
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,839
Speaker 5: out of it. So you took your life in your

777
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 5: hands every time you tried to feed him or do

778
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 5: his water dish or clean his cage. He was horrible.

779
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:18,879
Speaker 1: How long did you have him?

780
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 5: We had him for about ten years. He lived a

781
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 5: full and long life. He was just an a hole.

782
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 5: The whole time that we had him.

783
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 2: That's what I jacked him out of the nest. I

784
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,919
Speaker 2: should have followed the rid of Kevin, followed the bird's lead.

785
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: Wow, So for ten years you put up with that.

786
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: It's amazing.

787
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 2: Sometimes a circle of life.

788
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:38,399
Speaker 8: Wow.

789
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: Kelly's in Castle Hill HILLO, Kelly, Hi, how you going?

790
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 11: Congratulations on your lord.

791
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: Guys, Thank you very much. Nice tell us about your

792
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: bird the a hole?

793
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 11: Well, I had a rainbow lower heat named George, and

794
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 11: he was a bit of an a hole. And you know,

795
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 11: it's probably our fault that he picked up some colorful

796
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,240
Speaker 11: language around the house. But he got out one morning

797
00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 11: and he was in the neighbour's true. Well, you know,

798
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 11: it's down the road, and you know, long story short,

799
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 11: we finally got him out of the tree. I put

800
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 11: him in the cage, put him on the back seat

801
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 11: of the car driving home, and he's telling me to

802
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,280
Speaker 11: f up the whole way home. I'm like, how about

803
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 11: you f up because I'm now running late for work

804
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 11: because of you.

805
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:16,760
Speaker 5: George.

806
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,359
Speaker 11: It was just he was so naughty into everything. Pick

807
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 11: up cigarettes, get into your coffee, that love the Christmas tree,

808
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 11: run into the Christmas decorations, had a ball with Oh yeah.

809
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 1: So you're actually having an argument with a bird in

810
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 1: the car.

811
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm driving along.

812
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 11: If anybody had been able to actually see what was

813
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 11: going on, but yeah, I was running late. And you

814
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 11: know how's about u f up.

815
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 2: It's funny, isn't it. It's like that bird, It's like

816
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 2: the one before. It's it's exactly like that.

817
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,240
Speaker 1: Stop fighting with the dogs. He's not leave him alone.

818
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 2: Thank you for your course. It started away. Billy Connley

819
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 2: joining us and the pub test. We're going to talk

820
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 2: about it. Racing Does it pass the Pub test? WSMM

821
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 2: one at one point, z WSFM. Hello there, it's Jersey Demander.

822
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:10,240
Speaker 2: We are as close as the iHeartRadio app. And it's free, sunny,

823
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 2: twenty three degrees in the city, twenty seven in our west.

824
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 2: Right now it's fourteen degrees, it's seventeen. Wait, let's go

825
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 2: to the Jonesy demand of arms for the pub test

826
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 2: this morning. Horse racing Does it pass the pub Test?

827
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 2: We didn't really touch on this last week, but that

828
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 2: four Corners thing. I watched it.

829
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: It was seven thirty ABC seven thirty program.

830
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 2: I watched that.

831
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 1: Jeez, it's hard, it's hard to watch, but we can't

832
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 1: afford to look away. It was a bombshell investigation into

833
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 1: the slaughter of Australian race horses, and in my naivete,

834
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: I just thought that race horses all lived a long

835
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,080
Speaker 1: and productive life. The majority of race horses will have

836
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: a racing career of only two to three years. Their

837
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 1: life expectancy is twenty five to thirty years. Wow, so

838
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: only a number of those can be re homed. Nine

839
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: thousand horses each year are slaughtered in abatoires. That's the

840
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: hard thing is that it's not that they've had long,

841
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: healthy lives and suddenly they're ill and they have to

842
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,879
Speaker 1: be put down. These are horses that are exterminated when

843
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: they cease to be good runners or don't become good runners.

844
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: This is hard stuff to know about, isn't it? And

845
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: where you know, we've had the Everest Cup on the weekend.

846
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: We're coming into racing carnival time with the Melbourne Cup,

847
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: et cetera. The horse racing brings about one point five

848
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 1: billion dollars into the Australian economy.

849
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 5: What all up?

850
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Or with breeding with horssales, with prize money,

851
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: all that kind of stuff.

852
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 2: How often does that happen every.

853
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: Year year, every year.

854
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 5: Wow.

855
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've noticed on social media there's been some calls

856
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 1: for all the celebrities that go to the Melbourne Cup

857
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,879
Speaker 1: that seem to support this entire industry. Hey, it's time

858
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: to notice you are complicit in this industry. I've got

859
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,720
Speaker 1: a friend who said she used to love going around

860
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 1: with when the Melbourne Cup was on they'd watched it

861
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 1: on the big screen. And what she said, I'm now

862
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: putting my money where my mouth is and choosing not

863
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 1: to support horse racing anymore. And more and more people

864
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 1: are doing it.

865
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 2: So what do you think they come real until you go.

866
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,399
Speaker 2: I went to Ramwick a few months ago, and when

867
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 2: you walk past all the protesters and they're telling you know,

868
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 2: And I was with a lady who owns horses, is

869
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 2: a big horse fan, so she's saying, I love horses,

870
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 2: and well why are you here because of the free country?

871
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 2: And I was sort of a bit amused. But then

872
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 2: I was thinking about it because I'm not a big

873
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 2: horse fancier.

874
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 1: Neither am I I don't really but this is It

875
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: never occurred to me though, that their careers at best

876
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: can last two to three years. Then what happens to them.

877
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,800
Speaker 1: They're not running around paddocks.

878
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 2: Necessarily, No, not event has a farm to keep them.

879
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: No, and some horses aren't being slaughtered as humanly as

880
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: we'd like, even if we're good.

881
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 2: That's what we saw on the seven thirty. Think, I

882
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 2: don't know what the hell that was all about. Anyway,

883
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 2: Why don't you call us the pub test this morning?

884
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 1: Horse racing? Does it pass the pub test?

885
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 2: Thirteen? Ws eva's our number, it's fourteen. You won't Billy

886
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 2: Connolly joining us next? Seven Wsfamhlli, it's Jonesy Demanda Sonny,

887
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 2: twenty three degrees in the city, twenty seven in our west.

888
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 2: Right now it's fourteen degrees. It's six to eighte.

889
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: Well, our next guest is as iconic as he is hilarious,

890
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,399
Speaker 1: your favorite Scottish comedian. He's got a new book. He's

891
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: the much loved Billy Connolly.

892
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 7: Good morning, good morning.

893
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so nice to talk to you. I've got

894
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: your new book in my hot little hand, Tour Tales

895
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 1: and Wei Stories. Because you've always said you're not a

896
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 1: joke teller, You're a storyteller. And this is all your

897
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: famous and beautiful stories in one one beautiful book. It's

898
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 1: a lovely thing to hold.

899
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 7: Thank you.

900
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: It's interesting that when you first started, you were a

901
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: banjo player and you were just telling stories in between

902
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 1: your music, and then the story's got longer and longer.

903
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, well that's drilling the way it happened because it

904
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 7: was in the four time the FOURK clubs. Well, they

905
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 7: would give you half an hour for you a new

906
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 7: Today you'll give you five minutes in a comedy club.

907
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 7: But you used to get half on her forty minutes

908
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 7: and you had to kill all the time, so you

909
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 7: had to think up things to say. It ended up

910
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 7: with stories I loved.

911
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 1: I just was reading actually the very back of the

912
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: book where you said, look, i'd like to apologize to

913
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: my wife because when she'd come to see my show,

914
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 1: i'd leave all the stories about her out of it.

915
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 1: But here I've got no excuse. All the family stories

916
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: are in the book. How do they feel about that?

917
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 7: Well, don't let anybody see it. No, she's a good

918
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 7: time for women.

919
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: You're lucky to have one, I know it. So you're

920
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 1: not touring anymore, did you feel that, Okay, now's the

921
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: time where I can polish these stories and put them

922
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: in a book.

923
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 7: Yeah. Well, the whole thing was the idea of the publishers.

924
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 7: And because I've never written my stuff down, it was

925
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 7: all recorded because it came to me on stage as ideas.

926
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 7: But as I would, I've lived on stage, and that

927
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 7: would grow. That's the way all of the stories happened.

928
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 7: It happened as one layers that grew.

929
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,800
Speaker 2: I remember the last time we spoke to you, Billy

930
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 2: are You've just been diagnosed with the Parkinson's and then

931
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 2: you had the prostate cancer as well. That was a

932
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 2: hell of a day. How are you doing now?

933
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 7: Yeah? You don't get too many days like that. It was.

934
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 7: There was a funny week because here needs that week

935
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 7: as well, and I got I developed tenatus. Now that's

936
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 7: what I was trying to see when everybody thought I

937
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,280
Speaker 7: said I was dying.

938
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: Have you found though, that through all of this life

939
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: is comedy rather than tragedy.

940
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, it's everything's comedy in the end.

941
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 2: Well, it's it's true. Did you say that that that

942
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 2: Irish guy at his funeral and he got his door

943
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 2: to play a tape of him inside the coffin, you know,

944
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,359
Speaker 2: as everyone all the mourners are standing around the grave,

945
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 2: and then he's going, hey, let me add your bastards.

946
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 2: I'm still in here. I'm still in here. How do

947
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 2: you beat that?

948
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 1: You can't beat that.

949
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,399
Speaker 2: You can't beat that, Billy. It's it's always a treat

950
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 2: to talk to you. Billy Connolly's Tall Tales and We

951
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:26,879
Speaker 2: Stories is in all bookstores now. Billy, thanks for coming

952
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 2: on the show.

953
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,720
Speaker 7: Oh thanks very much. Just a pleasure.

954
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 5: God, I want you to get on right now.

955
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm taking pracing.

956
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 7: Now. Go to your windows, sit.

957
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 5: Your head on and yell hell.

958
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 2: Into the Jersey demand of arms for the pub test

959
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 2: this morning, horse racings doesn't pass the pub test.

960
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: ABC seven to thirty program had an extraordinary story, a

961
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: bombshell investigation on Thursday night into the slaughter of Australian

962
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:01,240
Speaker 1: race horses. It's still making shock waves across across the country,

963
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: across the racing industry. These are some of the information

964
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 1: here that the majority of race horses will only have

965
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:09,919
Speaker 1: a two to three year racing career, but their life

966
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: expectancy can be up to thirty years. In my naivety,

967
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,919
Speaker 1: it never occurred to me what happens to these horses.

968
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 2: I just thought they went to someone, a nice person.

969
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 2: That's got a farm and some little girl ends up

970
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 2: with the horse you're riding around on filap on the

971
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 2: paddocks and that's it.

972
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: No, and even when they're euthanized, this is not necessarily

973
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: done in a humane way. The footage was absolutely horrifying.

974
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 1: Racing brings one point five billion dollars into the Australian

975
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,239
Speaker 1: economy every year, and how are we feeling about it?

976
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: Horse racing? Does it pass the pub test?

977
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 8: I love horse racing.

978
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:47,320
Speaker 13: You need to look at statistics and see how many

979
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 13: of the race horses are absolutely adored and it's the

980
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:55,439
Speaker 13: really small percentage of people that are doing the wrong

981
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 13: thing that make bad press for the entire industry.

982
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 8: Definitely nice that it's got stopped, so they planted it up,

983
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 8: thought of a better alternative to these sources.

984
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 13: At the band of their careers.

985
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:08,320
Speaker 9: Many many do.

986
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 13: I have gone to the nacary over maybe twenty thirty

987
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 13: years an exports person myself, and I think it's absolutely

988
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 13: appalling and.

989
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 8: Faceful and it should be banned. On the weekend I

990
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 8: read Gay Waterhouse propose one percent of all earnings should

991
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 8: go towards these horses so that they can have a

992
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,800
Speaker 8: proper life after racing, because we are so greedy taking

993
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 8: all the money from their earnings and stuff.

994
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 2: That's a good idea, that makes a lot of one

995
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,240
Speaker 2: percent of one point five billion dollars.

996
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: But also there are some horses that don't even get

997
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 1: that far. They're bred to be race horses, but they

998
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 1: don't even get to race. So even if they're not

999
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 1: winning money, they should all be looked after. It's been dreadful.

1000
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 2: Thank you for all your calls. Today it's manic Monday meltdown,

1001
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 2: which means from the moment we play Manic Monday, every

1002
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:02,240
Speaker 2: eighty song is a winning on till seven pm tonight,

1003
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 2: thirteen WSFM. It's ten past eight. Well I want to

1004
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 2: point seven WSFM. Hello there, it's Jonesy Demanda. Thanks to

1005
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 2: your homeworld. It is a manic Monday, man sunny, twenty

1006
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:13,839
Speaker 2: three degrees in the city, twenty seven in our west.

1007
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 2: Right now it's fifteen degrees. It's thirteen past eight.

1008
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question question that's often asked

1009
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: of men. How do you feel about women in makeup?

1010
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 8: What do you what do you like?

1011
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 2: I like women in makeup?

1012
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: Do you like women with makeup or women without makeuph Yeah?

1013
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 2: You remember.

1014
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: I bet you're going to say I like the natural look.

1015
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:37,720
Speaker 1: No good. No, I'll always say good because I reckon.

1016
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:42,840
Speaker 2: Men say they this is like dismantling a bomb, red wire,

1017
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 2: blue wire? What are you doing? I gotta hangover, and

1018
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 2: you're doing this to.

1019
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 1: Me because I reckon. When men say I like the

1020
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: natural look women without makeup, they mean women with normal makeup.

1021
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a red faced, piggy face, a member of

1022
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 3: the great For example, I have without makeup is not

1023
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 3: what people think of when they think of no makeup.

1024
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:10,720
Speaker 2: That's true. Men think that women with makeup, not much makeup,

1025
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:11,720
Speaker 2: not going out makeup.

1026
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's right. Look, that's right. And I saw

1027
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:17,479
Speaker 1: a tweet yesterday that made me laugh. Let me find

1028
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: it on my phone.

1029
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 2: Here we go.

1030
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 1: This is this is a journalist. She said. I wish

1031
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: i could stop wearing makeup, but every single time I've

1032
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: attempted that, I get told multiple times a day I

1033
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 1: look tired, or I get asked, are you sick? Or

1034
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,720
Speaker 1: what's wrong? I once went to watch Liam play football.

1035
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 1: I had to go to a charity event that night,

1036
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: so I didn't even bother blow drying my hair, and

1037
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: it was man and about three people said to me,

1038
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 1: you're all right, what happened? So when you try to

1039
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: when you don't have time or you're trying to not

1040
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 1: have to be that person, everyone says, sure, you're okay.

1041
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 2: It must be hard being a woman. My sister in law, Catherine,

1042
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 2: she as a big seventies I make up person. She

1043
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:06,320
Speaker 2: hasn't you know, the mascara and you know it's evolved.

1044
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 2: She doesn't look like.

1045
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: She's from the seven Tammy Faye Baker.

1046
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 2: It's like remember Christy Allen goosebumps, sort of that that look,

1047
00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 2: and she's evolved over the time. And one time I

1048
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 2: was staying at their place and she came out with

1049
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 2: that I make up on none whatsoever, and I just

1050
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 2: I couldn't help myself, said, your eyes have gone. You

1051
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 2: don't have eyes.

1052
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:32,800
Speaker 1: See. It's comments like that, It's it's those sorts of comments.

1053
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 2: Was this like a Pink Floyd film? Cry?

1054
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:41,760
Speaker 1: Comments like that stop women going make up free because

1055
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: you think a you don't feel good about yourself or

1056
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: be other people make you think you're ill.

1057
00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,799
Speaker 2: This was just a visceral reaction to yes, that's why

1058
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 2: not Literally.

1059
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 1: She gets it. I'm sure she understands Brendan when she

1060
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 1: doesn't have eyeliner, she was different. She had to start

1061
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 1: going on, I'm not even her, and you're annoying me.

1062
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 1: I'm intrigued to know how this goes for you. The

1063
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: tribal drum is beating for I went without makeup and

1064
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 1: dot dot dot.

1065
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 2: Let's start wearing lipstick. I'm doing a red That was

1066
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 2: the story about his wife and three daughters joining in

1067
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 2: New York. I've never had a bigger double take in

1068
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 2: the TV.

1069
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 1: Really, all right? So I went without makeup and dot

1070
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: dot dot? What happened? What do you happen to be

1071
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: Brendan Jones's sister in law?

1072
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 2: Two tickets to see Lenny Kravitz. If you're a man

1073
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 2: of the match. How cool is that? Give us call?

1074
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 2: It's quarter past eight, one of one point seven WSFM.

1075
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 2: Hello there, it's Jonesy no matter with the free Sonny.

1076
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 2: Twenty three degrees in the city, twenty seven in our west.

1077
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 2: Right now, it's fifteen degrees. The tribal drum is beating.

1078
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,800
Speaker 2: I went with that makeup and let's start wearing lipstick.

1079
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 1: What happened when you went without makeup? Do people tell

1080
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,320
Speaker 1: you you look sick. You look tired, are you? Brendon

1081
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: Jones's sister in law, who gets told, what's happened to

1082
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,320
Speaker 1: your eyes? What Dave's disappeared?

1083
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 2: You've never seen her without eyemake, and it looked like

1084
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 2: her eyes had fallen off her face.

1085
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: But it's men like you that now mean that she

1086
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 1: can never go without it.

1087
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 2: Napoleon Purtis's wife, no doubt. In the morning, Missus Purdis,

1088
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 2: when she sees him without lipstick, must think I start

1089
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 2: wearing lipstick.

1090
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: Susan Annandale, Hello, Sue, Oh good morning, How are you

1091
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 1: very well? What happened when you were bear faced?

1092
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 7: Oh?

1093
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,439
Speaker 10: Yes, it was actually my friend.

1094
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 12: Her little granddaughter stayed over and when she got up

1095
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 12: in the morning and she looked at her grandmother, she says, oh,

1096
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Speaker 12: my god.

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00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 10: Nanny, what happened your eyebrows?

1098
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:43,879
Speaker 1: They've run away. They were drawn on for the day.

1099
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 2: They are drawn on once because they've got the girls.

1100
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 2: Now you've got the tattoo. And you got the tattoo

1101
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:51,439
Speaker 2: is because my wife got it done, and she got

1102
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 2: it done first, got it done. It just looked like

1103
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 2: she was surprised. I walked through the door and I said,

1104
00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 2: what she said nothing of her What what's happened like?

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00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: This's what.

1106
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 2: I said. Is there something on my face? White?

1107
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 7: Isn't it?

1108
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 1: We're going to take more of your calls. What happened

1109
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:11,760
Speaker 1: when you went without the makeup?

1110
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 2: Thirteen w seven? It's a twenty six good morning? Do

1111
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 2: you want to wish me a good morning? Or do

1112
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 2: you mean theaters of good morning? Whether I want it

1113
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,359
Speaker 2: or not, all of them are months. I suppose Hello.

1114
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 2: Then the tribal drummer has been beating this morning. I

1115
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 2: went without makeup, and let's.

1116
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 1: Start wearing lipstick and dot dot dott.

1117
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 2: I was sure. Missus Purdis when she sees Napoleon without

1118
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 2: his warpaint ie, she goes, oh, what's happening to you?

1119
00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:35,439
Speaker 1: All right? What about your sister in law? You said,

1120
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 1: came down to breakfast one day and she didn't have

1121
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 1: her eye life very distinctive.

1122
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 2: I've never seen her with that eyeliner on in my life, and.

1123
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,320
Speaker 1: She'll never go again without it, even to sleep.

1124
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 2: This is after being you know, in the family for

1125
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 2: about fifteen years. I just what have your eyes? What

1126
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:50,760
Speaker 2: you have no eyes?

1127
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: The worst thing you can say, Cynthia is in glades

1128
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: for what happened when you went makeup free? Cynthia?

1129
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 10: Oh? Hello, yes.

1130
00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 12: I went to the doctor last week to take my

1131
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 12: daughter for her four year old injections, and once we

1132
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 12: were done with her, the doctor kind of pulled me

1133
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 12: aside and said, now, Mum, how about you? Were you

1134
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 12: all right? You're going okay? That looks so great? And

1135
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 12: I thought I was actually feeling fine.

1136
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,279
Speaker 4: There's nothing wrong with me.

1137
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: I just didn't have any makeup on, mom, and the

1138
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: doctor started to spending lipstick. Thank you. Debbie's in Glenmore Park.

1139
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:30,880
Speaker 1: How did you fare without your face on? Debbie?

1140
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 7: Oh?

1141
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 4: Thank goodness, it wasn't me and my sister in law.

1142
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,359
Speaker 4: And many years ago, my son was only about five

1143
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 4: or six and my sister was in the hospital and

1144
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 4: I didn't just walk past her bed through door. I

1145
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 4: walked past her bed about three times before my earn

1146
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 4: five six year old son said that's her, that's her handbag.

1147
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: You didn't recognize her face, no, but.

1148
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 4: My son recognized her handbag.

1149
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:57,879
Speaker 7: For sure.

1150
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 2: You didn't recognize her own sister, But your son recognized

1151
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,320
Speaker 2: her handbag exactly.

1152
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 4: She would have been horri part if she had a

1153
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 4: found out. We've never told her that this day and

1154
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 4: I'm only calling now because she's overseas and can't be listening.

1155
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,800
Speaker 2: Oh unless she's got the iHeartRadio app. Oh, there you go,

1156
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 2: and you'll have some explaining to me.

1157
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:17,760
Speaker 1: Brilliant.

1158
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 2: It's twenty two to nine, gets my ghoulies. Coming up

1159
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 2: our Man of the Match prize two tickets to see

1160
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 2: Lenny Kravitz Here to Love World Tour at Kutos Bank

1161
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 2: Arena on Friday April three.

1162
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: Coming up next to We're all in a bit of pain.

1163
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: We at a big weekend at the Radio Awards. We'll

1164
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: talk about that next.

1165
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:37,200
Speaker 2: Twenty two to nine WSFM one of one points ever WSFM.

1166
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 2: Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda Sunny twenty three degrees

1167
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 2: in the city, twenty seven in our west right now

1168
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 2: at a sixteen degrees it's nineteen to ninety. That is

1169
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 2: how you do a back announce. This morning, I must apologize,

1170
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:49,839
Speaker 2: it's the show started off. We're a little bit dusty

1171
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 2: because it was a big weekend, but I went away

1172
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:54,320
Speaker 2: to make you a coffee to look after my colleague.

1173
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 2: And this is what you do.

1174
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: It is nine past six. You're listening to Jonesy and

1175
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 1: Amanda Jonesy, where have you gone? Thank you? You know

1176
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 1: you're the unprofessional.

1177
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:11,439
Speaker 2: My job is saved.

1178
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 1: You're the unprofessional one. You play that song every day.

1179
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 1: You didn't know when it was wrapping up.

1180
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:17,800
Speaker 2: It's the shortened version.

1181
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,799
Speaker 1: No will you go on about this is my bit.

1182
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 1: I do the intro, I do the blah blah blah.

1183
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 1: We are a bit dusty where we had a big weekend.

1184
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:28,319
Speaker 1: We were very excited and proud to win the Best

1185
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: on Air Team. That's a national award.

1186
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 2: You know, some big names.

1187
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it was nice to win the award, but

1188
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 1: there was and.

1189
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 2: The speeches were great.

1190
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 1: On your speech, you spoke very very remember what we said.

1191
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 2: Well it wasn't as bad. Remember that year a couple

1192
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 2: of years ago. The country category, so it's the same

1193
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 2: category as as for Best on It Team, but this

1194
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 2: is for a country radio station. And their speech. Do

1195
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:56,320
Speaker 2: you remember their speech?

1196
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 9: I like to start from the Orange to my radio career,

1197
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 9: which is the Radio Training Institute, onto June Bag Radio

1198
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 9: mass MC.

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00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 2: Can you help me outside?

1200
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 1: It means a lot to us that do you that

1201
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: our ship?

1202
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 2: That was the last year they led the country category

1203
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 2: or any other category? Speak? But the big winner. So

1204
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 2: it's a radio and it's a night of nights.

1205
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 1: But no one can make a speech the big one.

1206
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 2: At the end of the night, Ray Hadley walked up.

1207
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 2: We gave Ray an award, and Ben Ford well, Ben

1208
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 2: he cleaned up, he did well, But Ray got an award.

1209
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 2: Ray walked up. Didn't say Ray gave me a man hug?

1210
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 1: Did he?

1211
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 2: He gave me a man He's the least man hug

1212
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 2: goy in the world.

1213
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 1: I had a real moment thinking how extraordinary it is

1214
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 1: that we win this award in the year that Doug

1215
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 1: mulray is inducted into the Hall of Fame, Uncle Doug,

1216
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:53,359
Speaker 1: and in the in the people we've lost for the year.

1217
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 1: I saw the on Nick Jones. Yes, remember I grew

1218
00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 1: up sing Ian McCray on the radiomer Nick Jones on

1219
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 1: two SM and I just it was an emotional moment

1220
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: thinking absolute heroes in your own radio career, and here

1221
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: we are when on that night, you know the scary.

1222
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 2: Things when you see that in memoriam thing, we're all

1223
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 2: going to.

1224
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: End up on that and you look around the room

1225
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 1: and you think there might be people in this room

1226
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 1: who don't know they'll be endo.

1227
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 2: I didn't go that far. You're doing a headcat.

1228
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 9: You know.

1229
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 1: The funny thing was though the girls in the typing

1230
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 1: pool and I got dressed together, we all got organized.

1231
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: It was like we were bridesmaids with sipping champagne and

1232
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 1: getting ready, and we all use this stuff called boob tape,

1233
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 1: which is, you know, if you can't wear a bra,

1234
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 1: you want to give yourself a lift without wearing a bra,

1235
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,400
Speaker 1: you put this tape on. Were the most hilarious time

1236
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: trying to do it, not so hilarious trying to take

1237
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: it off. We realized afterwards you only supposed to work

1238
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: it for six hours. We had it on for thirteen.

1239
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: We've all covered in welts and ah morning, I'm glad

1240
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: I'm not the only one. We're all rubbing up against furniture.

1241
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:56,640
Speaker 1: We're so itchy, so incredibly itchy. It's like when we

1242
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: did that team trip to Love Island. We were itchy

1243
00:57:59,400 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 1: for a week.

1244
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 2: You're putting on you putting your groins up against the

1245
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 2: corner of the table. Oh, congratulations, you you've been hanging

1246
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 2: on to that trophy?

1247
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 1: Do we get one?

1248
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,479
Speaker 2: It's just one of tween months of yours, six months

1249
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 2: of mine.

1250
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 1: Well, I think there was one between the two of us.

1251
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 1: We will have to come to it.

1252
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 2: One because you've been using it to itches I have.

1253
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:20,600
Speaker 1: I've been scratching my back with it.

1254
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 2: It's according to night and gets my goalies coming out.

1255
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 2: You got something on your case? Thirteen WSFM. I've got legend.

1256
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 2: What's that, Mikey? You want to make well? I want

1257
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:32,920
Speaker 2: to point seven WSFM. Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda

1258
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 2: Manic Monday meltdown as well. That is an eighty song.

1259
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 2: Every eighty song we play up until seven o'clock. Today.

1260
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,720
Speaker 2: You're in the drawer for when what you want? It

1261
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:42,080
Speaker 2: is seven to seven to nine.

1262
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 1: Mail is in b Croft.

1263
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 10: What gets your gul is melt Hi, guys and congratulations,

1264
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 10: thank you. What gets my gool is at the age

1265
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 10: of fifty five, my inability to control my body in

1266
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 10: awkward situations.

1267
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 1: What's happened?

1268
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 10: I was at the physio, lying face down and she

1269
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 10: was working on my back and I felt this sudden

1270
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 10: need to pass when so I desperately start squeezing my

1271
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 10: butt cheeks together, you know, to hold it in. She says, Oh, wow,

1272
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 10: you're really tense today. You're no kidding Anyway, after a while,

1273
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 10: there's a knock at the door or she answers, and

1274
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 10: I hear her talking to the other physio. I then

1275
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 10: hear her say I'll just be a minute. The door

1276
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 10: closes and there's silence. I think, thank god, she's left.

1277
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 10: So I relax my butt cheeks and really what can

1278
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 10: only be described as the brass section of the orchestra

1279
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:48,160
Speaker 10: and maybe a bit of woodwind gaps and of course

1280
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:53,320
Speaker 10: being butter. It's probably the loudest fart I have ever done.

1281
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 10: But it was such a relief. I then feel a

1282
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 10: hand on my shoulder. Oh my god, she hadn't left

1283
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 10: the room. She was saying that to the physio. Needless

1284
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 10: to say, I was mortified. I was so shocked. I

1285
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 10: don't really remember much after that, the gases that made,

1286
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 10: but I think she kind of diplomatically ignored it. Of course,

1287
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 10: so it's so annoying because she's she's a really good physio,

1288
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 10: and I can't go back.

1289
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 1: You've got to move now to Bhutan. But that's what happens.

1290
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 1: If she if she commented, at least she could, but

1291
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 1: you can see happening.

1292
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 2: I'll just be a minute, and you think she's gone

1293
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 2: out of the Big three toner.

1294
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 1: Her eyebrows were blown right off.

1295
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 2: Out with the bad and with a good. Well except

1296
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 2: for email. If you dipped out, you're always email this

1297
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 2: jam dot com dot au forgets my good is it?

1298
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 2: Six to nine?

1299
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:50,360
Speaker 1: Her favorite caller, email or Facebook friend wins two tickets

1300
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 1: to see Lenny Kravitz. He's a Love World Tours Bank

1301
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 1: Arena Friday, April three. You can get tickets on sale

1302
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 1: eleven am Thursday at ticket Tech.

1303
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 2: You also get a Jones, you a man, a tea towel.

1304
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 1: It's nice. Guardian's written an article about Australian birds being

1305
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 1: bastards to survive in the wild. They've learnt to hunt

1306
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 1: in packs and be real bullies. And it's not just

1307
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 1: birds in the wild. American birds can be complete aholes.

1308
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 2: That's true. The tribal drum was beating for my bird.

1309
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:16,440
Speaker 2: The ahole not.

1310
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 1: Fighting with the dog. He's not leave him alone. He's

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Speaker 1: Calmi from Colinton.

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Speaker 14: Hockey attacked cat dog snake. Children went to a hospital

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Speaker 14: because he bit their nose fingers. They had to have stitches.

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Speaker 14: Hockey lived sixty seven years old.

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Speaker 11: We had a funeral, We had.

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Speaker 14: A eulogy, A headstone. Pain in the ass, a real

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01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,479
Speaker 14: a hole, got a great bird.

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Speaker 2: That's what you're gonna get on your tombstone, my headstone

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Speaker 2: as well.

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Speaker 1: That's enough, all right, five more days to get the

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Speaker 1: draw for our win. What you want. Every eighty song

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Speaker 1: today is a winning song and starts with Mike, that's

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Speaker 1: gonna be.

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Speaker 2: About tonight and we'll be back tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Did you well?

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Speaker 2: Thank God? That's over.

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Speaker 6: Hood bite, good bite, wipe the two babies.

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Speaker 2: From your Podcast of today's show is available for download

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Speaker 2: from w s f M dot com dot a U.

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Speaker 1: All the cool kids are doing it wow.

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Speaker 3: Good bye.

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