Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 3: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 3: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 4: I think that pop.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 7: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 7: and I didn't have a spood, so I was like
Speaker 7: an hour a dillo trying to get ants out of
Speaker 7: a hole.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 7: Food bean fingered is an awful sensation.
Speaker 1: Give me thinking about the right person.
Speaker 7: Goodness?
Speaker 5: May this is?
Speaker 1: Is it just still to play a couple of mitches?
Speaker 8: Hi?
Speaker 3: It's Jenna.
Speaker 2: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 2: this season.
Speaker 7: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Now he is Mitch Trulli and Mitchell Koob.
Speaker 7: I will build a shrine. It's not nine.
Speaker 2: We're getting so close to the one hundred, aren't we?
Speaker 7: Literally hit me when I saw the Christian Hull picture
Speaker 7: go up on Instagram. Christian Hell's co hosting episode ninety eight,
Speaker 7: I'm like, fuck, are we at ninety eight?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it means that it'll be the hundredths actual igym
Speaker 2: that we've done, Like, oh my hundredth is it just me?
Speaker 2: I've had one hundred talking points and none of them
Speaker 2: are overly insight Oh no, none of them.
Speaker 7: And how many lives have we changed? Zero? I wonder
Speaker 7: if there's one agym that has changed someone's life dramatically.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll give you the tip the eGym I've got
Speaker 2: up my sleeve today. The is it's just me if
Speaker 2: you knew here, not going to change anyone's life really,
Speaker 2: But anyway, for ninety nine, what have we got on today?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Reece Nicholson is here. He really will be, Yeah,
Speaker 7: very soon. He's coming on in a little bit, you know,
Speaker 7: from a Repulse drag race down under. He's very funny.
Speaker 2: Judge yeap. He's been a comedian for ages before that.
Speaker 2: I wonder how he feels about that being like his
Speaker 2: draw card now that he's been a comedian for ages
Speaker 2: and everyone introduces him as from Repul's drag race.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, so no, No, I've been here for ages making.
Speaker 2: Holes and negates everything is done before that.
Speaker 7: I actually have a story to tell him. I saw
Speaker 7: him when I was back in the day, when I
Speaker 7: was in and out of LA I saw him in
Speaker 7: Los Ange and I didn't say high because I was
Speaker 7: very nervous.
Speaker 3: Mitchell, it's not.
Speaker 2: A great story. It's not a great story. You can
Speaker 2: keep that to yourself.
Speaker 7: No, No, I saw you to do and I was
Speaker 7: a big fanly podcast.
Speaker 2: No, we haven't. Actually, normally when we do these interviews
Speaker 2: with the podcast, we pre record it and we play
Speaker 2: it out to you. But we literally haven't done it yet.
Speaker 2: So he's coming on in like not very long, so
Speaker 2: we're gonna have to time this quite well. He's We're
Speaker 2: literally going to do it as we're recording now.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so you better jump into the show. Yeah, Eese
Speaker 7: is coming on the show.
Speaker 2: Although I'm doing in another injun Top five based on
Speaker 2: live TV filth. Did you see what happened to Angela
Speaker 2: Bishop recently on studio teams?
Speaker 7: Oh? I think that was posted in the in the
Speaker 7: secret Facebook group.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, people in our Facebook group knew that was
Speaker 2: up our alley. So yeah, I'm going to be doing
Speaker 2: a lot more times. Things like that have happened when
Speaker 2: they swear on TV and don't realize it all they're
Speaker 2: not meant to.
Speaker 7: Is it all Australian or international.
Speaker 2: Or Izzie All?
Speaker 7: There's some classics Ozzie TV so loose I know anyway,
Speaker 7: how welcome it is, just me grounds keep a prize
Speaker 7: keeper Jenner is here, Hello, Hello. I can't get that
Speaker 7: right after ninety nine episodes.
Speaker 2: We haven't even had prizes to give away recently, so
Speaker 2: really she's redundant. I'm not Maybe it's.
Speaker 7: Time for a roll appraisal. What is happening when you're
Speaker 7: in employment? What do you call it? A check in
Speaker 7: with your boss?
Speaker 2: Restructure?
Speaker 7: Yeah, maybe it's time for an internal restructure.
Speaker 2: I'm still pushing for Beekeeper Jenna. We just put a
Speaker 2: bunch of posters out on the street, sign sticky taper
Speaker 2: there saying, oh, if you've got bee hides in your house,
Speaker 2: call this number, she'll come sort it. You take the
Speaker 2: little number you it off.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I always do that when I see one on
Speaker 7: the street, just so if the person comes back to
Speaker 7: check on how it's doing, they think, oh, well there's
Speaker 7: one person that's interested. But it always just goes in
Speaker 7: my pocket. They end up washing it and I get
Speaker 7: stupid bits a piece of paper in my pocket.
Speaker 2: Well, those things actually work. I made one of those
Speaker 2: for my sister when she first moved out of home
Speaker 2: as like a music teacher piano, clarinet and saxophone lessons
Speaker 2: call this number. Ah, she was booked out all year.
Speaker 7: Are you kidding at work?
Speaker 2: I never kid. Yeah, it worked because of my beautiful
Speaker 2: graphic design. Obviously.
Speaker 7: Oh that's really You know what, we could do a
Speaker 7: contracept you die from Samsey, Hi, Samhi. We could get
Speaker 7: I don't know how this works, but I'm going to
Speaker 7: you because you're obviously the genius of the team. We
Speaker 7: can get little QR codes with like scan to listen
Speaker 7: for IM for this show, and then we could do
Speaker 7: need a laugh and then just put little tickets with
Speaker 7: QR codes on the bottom. I kind of like it
Speaker 7: is a QR code, easy enough to make.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I'll put.
Speaker 7: Ten up in my area. You put ten up in yours,
Speaker 7: you put ten up in yours. Okay, I reckon, we
Speaker 7: do it.
Speaker 2: If it's turned into it, you've got a huthle. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's random ways of plugging the show.
Speaker 7: It's pre episode one hundred. So I'm feeling inspired.
Speaker 2: Let's do it.
Speaker 3: I'm excited.
Speaker 7: Can you help us make the QR codes sund.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm going to go on a little mission. I'm
Speaker 8: going to make the q car codes, and I'll be
Speaker 8: back with you shortly.
Speaker 7: Jenner, where are you that has a lot of demographic
Speaker 7: pro listeners?
Speaker 2: The flower markets, no nursing homes, no dog parks, no cemetery,
Speaker 2: no Morgs. Possibly the Bunnings shovel section.
Speaker 7: There is nothing acid a shelf and office works.
Speaker 3: Don't mention that.
Speaker 7: Where do you go that you could hang them up?
Speaker 3: Just try and work?
Speaker 2: You know what? This redundancy starting to sound more valid,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 3: I will put them around Zimba and all of that.
Speaker 7: Okay, Zomba, yeah, zum anyway, Yes, if it is your
Speaker 7: first time listening, just me. Every week we start the
Speaker 7: show the same way with two igems. Do is it
Speaker 7: just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate
Speaker 7: from the week. Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know
Speaker 7: Mitch's mine. I might just I might jump in and
Speaker 7: go first because it happened to be on the weekend.
Speaker 7: I thought, I'm rearing and ready to go.
Speaker 2: Sure off your guy hit me?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Do you only ever see the big boys in the
Speaker 7: big and tall stores, big and tall stalls? What's that?
Speaker 7: I'm sure this isn't something you'd have to worry about
Speaker 7: in life, I'm sure. But when you're a bigger boy
Speaker 7: and your plus size and you may be more than
Speaker 7: an Excel or a double excel, you go to the
Speaker 7: bigger tall stores.
Speaker 2: Is it a section within a store, like the big
Speaker 2: and Tall section or are they their own stores?
Speaker 7: Well, they know they used to be a section in
Speaker 7: like came Out or Target, and it used to be
Speaker 7: came out all Lows, which is really diffract for an
Speaker 7: eighteen year old or younger boy to have to go
Speaker 7: to Low's, right, But now they've got their own standalone stalls.
Speaker 7: You've got Johnny big Man's, right, Okay, which is great,
Speaker 7: which is sort of in the title of Johnny big Man's,
Speaker 7: But they're all the category of stories big and tall.
Speaker 2: Right, and so what's what's the region?
Speaker 7: You just never see tall people there?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 2: Right? Like, did you think what I was thinking, Jenna
Speaker 2: where he said? Do you only see big and tall
Speaker 2: people in big and tall thores? And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: don't you hate it when all you think is pregnant
Speaker 2: women in labor wars?
Speaker 7: So I said, do you only ever see the big
Speaker 7: boys in the big and tall stores?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 7: You go in and it's just the embarrassed big boys
Speaker 7: in the big it's never tall.
Speaker 2: People does make them?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: And you go there and it's like, I think, I
Speaker 7: think you're sort of you know, you're hiding the truth here.
Speaker 2: I feel like normal shirts are for tall people because
Speaker 2: every shirt I buy it is too fucking long.
Speaker 7: No, I'm six three and I sometimes struggle with a
Speaker 7: mid it sometimes pops up. So I like the tall
Speaker 7: Oh Sam, you might Sam's boxed by a chair, Yes,
Speaker 7: you would have got you might need a tall shirt, right.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no I do, but I'm extra small than the
Speaker 8: should Yeah, but it never fits me in the waist,
Speaker 8: in the length, in the length.
Speaker 2: Yeah actually yeah, he would. Now I get it. Well,
Speaker 2: why an't you ever going to these big and tall
Speaker 2: store that's his concern on the other the fellow fatties
Speaker 2: at these shops.
Speaker 7: You know what I mean. That's the thing.
Speaker 8: Well, I no, I can't go to big and tall
Speaker 8: because I'm not big.
Speaker 2: But that's the point it's big and.
Speaker 9: Tall, but it's not but both.
Speaker 1: It's one of you.
Speaker 2: It's not big or tall.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly, it's not.
Speaker 7: I would argue that I am, I'm the definition of
Speaker 7: big and tall.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why you only see people like you. There.
Speaker 2: The problem solved, we figured out.
Speaker 7: I just want to walk in and see a boy
Speaker 7: the same shape and size of Sam going I fan
Speaker 7: my home. It's always the fat boys, that's my point.
Speaker 2: I think you were right when you said it's big
Speaker 2: and tall, not big and all tall. Yes, so yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why you only see people like it's never see
Speaker 2: it's a tall, skinny boy there.
Speaker 7: I'm telling you now, it's for big people and tall
Speaker 7: people because they have smalls les really long.
Speaker 2: Listen, you come here and you're bitch about never seeing
Speaker 2: people that aren't fat there, and then we give you
Speaker 2: an explanation and you won't accept it.
Speaker 3: And also want on their website do they have big
Speaker 3: boys modeling it or.
Speaker 7: Tall and tall boys?
Speaker 3: But how do you know that they're tall?
Speaker 7: You can tell because they put a pineapple next one
Speaker 7: for scale.
Speaker 2: Are we done with this advice?
Speaker 7: It just makes we're done? Yeah, let's go, let's jump
Speaker 7: in here. Go for it.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Why the fuck? There's the gym play pop music, then
Speaker 2: overlay it with TV footage of people climbing rocks and shit,
Speaker 2: they don't match. I'll be at the gym and they'll
Speaker 2: be playing Fergies, Big Girls Don't Cry, and then you'll
Speaker 2: see someone doing flips on a red Bull bike and shit,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, total vibe mismatch. Absolutely, It's like that
Speaker 2: overlay that they put on the treadmill. Have you ever
Speaker 2: been on one of those fancy tread mills to mark
Speaker 2: the wrong person, Jenna? Have you ever been one of
Speaker 2: those fancy treadmills where like animates where you're walking, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna choose meadow. Yeah, it's like that sort of shit.
Speaker 2: It's that vibe at the gym. There's always videos of
Speaker 2: people doing extreme sports and it's so off putting.
Speaker 7: They'd be more smart and they'd be intelligent to put
Speaker 7: like a McDonald's sign on the screen and you were
Speaker 7: slowly getting closer to the digitized McDonald's. I'd sprint with
Speaker 7: the case.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they're trying to inspire us, like
Speaker 2: by putting that shit at the gym where it's people
Speaker 2: doing extreme sports and whatever, and they're always walking on
Speaker 2: the cliff edge and stuff like that, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: is this supposed to be fitzpo. I'd rather just see
Speaker 2: the music video for Big Girls Don't Cry.
Speaker 7: You know what, this brings us to a good point.
Speaker 7: That is so straight, like that is such a intersexual
Speaker 7: thing to put the Red Bull stunt playing show over Shakira,
Speaker 7: Like no game hand would ever think. You know what?
Speaker 7: This needs? This needs a BMX derby.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing, because you can choose your own music.
Speaker 2: At my particular gym, they've got like an iPad and
Speaker 2: it's always gay music. But that's straight shit playing on
Speaker 2: the TV. They never match. It's weird.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, we need to invent a gaye a
Speaker 7: gay exclusively gay gym, and it's discrimination. You can't come
Speaker 7: in and straight and you can play the music, but
Speaker 7: gay porn plays on loop on the LCDs.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's entirely possible that if I went
Speaker 2: to a gay only gym, I'd hate everyone there, Like
Speaker 2: it would just be too much because they they're a
Speaker 2: bit too gim obsessed for me. The gay is a
Speaker 2: lot of them.
Speaker 7: Also, the four g had crashed because everyone would be
Speaker 7: on Grinder in the same spot.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, imagine that. It'd be like, I've never
Speaker 2: been to the Plus Fitness in Darlinghurst, which is a
Speaker 2: very high populated gay area Sney. Imagine imagine how many
Speaker 2: people would be on Grinder if I went there.
Speaker 7: Oh god, you wouldn't be able to get out of
Speaker 7: the parking lot with being fucked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could put money on the fact that I
Speaker 2: could just go there and get a fuck if I
Speaker 2: wanted to. I wouldn't go through with it, but I'd
Speaker 2: just like tee it up and be like, yep, see absolutely.
Speaker 7: We've got our plan for episode one hundred. No, no,
Speaker 7: absolutely not see you next week if just limping, we
Speaker 7: know it works.
Speaker 2: Happy that about.
Speaker 1: That's enough of these two. Now let's hear and is
Speaker 1: it just you?
Speaker 7: Yes? This is it just me? And every week we
Speaker 7: bring you and is it just you? Which is something
Speaker 7: you've noticed, something you hate or appreciate. You can send
Speaker 7: it to us on a couple of inches on Instagram.
Speaker 2: And I really thought that when we put the call
Speaker 2: out there saying you're welcome to phone in, like Lisa
Speaker 2: did a few weeks ago, there's people would be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll come on a chat. No, we're just getting voice
Speaker 2: messages mostly, but hey, that's fine too.
Speaker 7: Is it just me? Are you disappointed?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: But someone posted a meme in the Facebook group being like, oh,
Speaker 7: podcasts host, I feel like we're all best friends. I
Speaker 7: reckon we'd be friends with our listeners totally. I've met some,
Speaker 7: we've met half of them. Yeah, fabulous, Yeah that distance themselves.
Speaker 7: All right, let's jump into this ege from Katie. Katie
Speaker 7: set this one on Facebook a messenger. Go, Katie, what
Speaker 7: do you got? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Or are white goods like washing machines and dishwashers and
Speaker 2: fridges stupidly expensive for what.
Speaker 7: They Katie, you're on your own, I think.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Here's an either just me on
Speaker 2: the fly. I didn't actually ever know what white goods meant,
Speaker 2: but it's so. White goods are like appliance. It's like
Speaker 2: your washing machine and your fridge and all that.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Right, white goods are like technology, right, m So like
Speaker 7: a good guys sort of thing, yeah, applied to appliances, yes, yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: And so she's saying they're too expensive. Yes, well it
Speaker 2: depends which one you get.
Speaker 7: Well, that's exactly right, and they're doing a very You
Speaker 7: have a white good for ten plus years, you're not
Speaker 7: just a white good in two or three years. But
Speaker 7: you keep this thing for it, you move with it,
Speaker 7: you take it with you.
Speaker 2: They are expensive, but I am if it's something like that,
Speaker 2: I'm prepared to get a d one so that it
Speaker 2: lasts dear, rather than getting some cheap piece of shit,
Speaker 2: because like then it'll be riddle with issues, which has
Speaker 2: happened before.
Speaker 3: Oh mine's pretty cheap, right, like my microwave and all that.
Speaker 3: I got them so cheap because I didn't want to
Speaker 3: spend anything, and they haven't had any problems whatsoever.
Speaker 2: I disagree, Jenna, even the cheap ones. They're so different,
Speaker 2: especially you know, it's the worst thing, you know, it's
Speaker 2: fucking criminal. Well, Kmart toasters absolutely trash, an abomination against God.
Speaker 2: They are so fucked like the toast is so uneven,
Speaker 2: the crust is basically burned, like the smoke alarm goes off,
Speaker 2: but the center of the bread not even warm steel frozen.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and they always seem to favor design over functionality,
Speaker 7: like my mum's like, oh I got you and haymen,
Speaker 7: you toasted for the house and it's got purspex glass
Speaker 7: so you can watch them cook.
Speaker 2: It's like a rustic, beige, antique looking thing, but it
Speaker 2: doesn't cook your toes.
Speaker 7: It's made out of pure porcelain. I don't want that.
Speaker 2: I really don't love my toaster.
Speaker 7: I have a Smeke toaster. What do you have? Oh
Speaker 7: I was there when I got delivered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it from Harris's scarf. Can't remember what
Speaker 2: the brand is. Russell and Hobbs are something.
Speaker 7: Yeah, thats right, Russell Hobbs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Russell and Hobs.
Speaker 3: You know Kmart How they have the cheap ones and
Speaker 3: they have a version higher.
Speaker 7: Oh, they've got Ancho, but then they also sell some some.
Speaker 3: They've got like the five dollar one, and then they've
Speaker 3: got the fifteen dollar one.
Speaker 7: How good can a five dollars anything be when you're
Speaker 7: plugging it into power. I'll happily pay over one hundred dollars.
Speaker 7: Do not kill my family.
Speaker 2: If you can't tell, we're killing time because Reese isn't
Speaker 2: quite ready to go on zoom. That's why we're really stretching.
Speaker 2: This is it just you out? This is why we're
Speaker 2: not still got a little bit of a weight before
Speaker 2: Nicholson comes on, so we can. It's much easier just
Speaker 2: to pre record them. But well, here we are. We're
Speaker 2: here now, you know, and I'm probably going to be
Speaker 2: hungover after Martographs. I'm not editing. Shit, I'm leaving it
Speaker 2: all in.
Speaker 7: I also thought we were going to pretend that this
Speaker 7: was airing after Martographs, so we were. I came in
Speaker 7: like welcome to the show because I thought we were
Speaker 7: going to pretend we were drunk.
Speaker 2: Oh, because the episode comes out after my No, we
Speaker 2: never fibbed to our listeners, not as God, No, not me.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll do anything for a paycheck.
Speaker 2: I've got more to add about white goods lamps count no, Okay, well,
Speaker 2: maybe I won't tell this story.
Speaker 5: Tell it.
Speaker 7: I'll google what I'll define white goog will.
Speaker 2: You it's a really good story.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: My touch lamp malfunctioned. They're the ones that you touch activate.
Speaker 7: Yeah, my men loves them.
Speaker 2: I am nowhere near the fucking thing. And it kept
Speaker 2: turning on and off all night.
Speaker 7: That's scary, and like.
Speaker 2: With the three variations of brightness, like it would just
Speaker 2: always go and so I had to get rid of it,
Speaker 2: and I bought a new lamp that isn't touch and fuck,
Speaker 2: it's an adjustment. I don't like change. Wow, I reach
Speaker 2: over in the morning, first thing when I wake up,
Speaker 2: and I'm like bashing this lamp, being like turning on.
Speaker 2: Oh there's a switch.
Speaker 7: First world problem.
Speaker 2: It is the first world problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder if there's a ghost.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that could be a ghoul. I don't reckon what
Speaker 7: is considered a white goods, says Salem dot Com, apparently
Speaker 7: loved a good white good. White goods consist of items
Speaker 7: such as dishwashers, dry as furnace, hot water heater, stove,
Speaker 7: trash compactor, and a washing machine.
Speaker 2: Reese has requested to join the room.
Speaker 7: Oh we're busy, Reese.
Speaker 2: We're talking about white Come back another time. Not now.
Speaker 7: All right, let's get him on. This guy is very
Speaker 7: excited to have rees on host of RuPaul's Drag Race
Speaker 7: Down Under season.
Speaker 2: I'm not the host, famous is the host of Reepaul
Speaker 2: Drag Race.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're right, judge on Rupol's Dragons down Under. Let
Speaker 7: me just get him on hard one.
Speaker 2: There's an opener if you like to hit that to
Speaker 2: kill a lovely and laughable Reese Nicholson.
Speaker 7: Let's see if he's there.
Speaker 2: There's that doorbell that sounds prom a thing, doesn't it
Speaker 2: it's ree A. Oh thank god you've got a fancy microphone.
Speaker 2: I hate it when people sound ship on zoom.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm this has been the thing about this whole pandemic,
Speaker 4: and this is all I've taken from it, is that
Speaker 4: how many people do not know in this business how
Speaker 4: to use a computer or just have things like for
Speaker 4: people that work in media, there's some real morons around
Speaker 4: getting Hi. I'm so happy to be here, Reeese.
Speaker 7: This is so exciting. Welcome to the show. How are you?
Speaker 7: Thanks for being here.
Speaker 4: I'm good. How are you guys? It's a pleasure. I'm
Speaker 4: still in my own home, so I couldn't give a ship.
Speaker 4: Where are you, guys? Where are you?
Speaker 7: We're in the studio, We're inn iHeartRadio HQ. I saw
Speaker 7: that you were in New Zealand though, I mean you.
Speaker 7: You're filming the new season of brag Race down under room.
Speaker 7: Is that wrapped?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we feel it in New Zealand. No one
Speaker 4: knows why, but we do it, no one, I think
Speaker 4: just it was floated early on and just no one
Speaker 4: questioned it. No, yeah, I was just in New Zealand
Speaker 4: doing that and yeah, now I'm back. I had a
Speaker 4: great time. How was it Was it like really really
Speaker 4: fun this time?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Well, well you say that like the first time wasn't.
Speaker 4: No, Well, I kind of like it was very fun,
Speaker 4: but I also wasn't dead behind the eyes terrified about
Speaker 4: the fact that I was sitting next to Rapaul.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was actually saying just before, I was like,
Speaker 2: I wonder how Reith feels about that being his identify now, Like, oh,
Speaker 2: wreaths from drag Race, even though you were working your
Speaker 2: guts off for years in stand up comedy, that's kind
Speaker 2: of become Oh he's from drag Race.
Speaker 4: Oh look, if some of those drag risk people buy
Speaker 4: tickets to my shows, I don't care how I don't care.
Speaker 4: You don't even have to turn up the But I
Speaker 4: think I think generally as well, like just I don't
Speaker 4: I don't mind it. I think, you know, I could
Speaker 4: be known for worse shows. Well, yeah, I think I
Speaker 4: like this year. I think was different as well because
Speaker 4: I feel like the girls as well, without giving anything away,
Speaker 4: but the contestants as well didn't have to feel like
Speaker 4: they were on the first season of Drag raced down Under,
Speaker 4: so there was like a little bit of I think
Speaker 4: they were a little bit kind of freer as well.
Speaker 4: They were just you know, it's a very very fun season.
Speaker 4: I'm quite looking forward to seeing it.
Speaker 7: Oh, we're looking forward. We were at the premiere when
Speaker 7: it happened, like because it was kind of in that
Speaker 7: weird pocket where COVID was around. But then it stopped
Speaker 7: and then we were all sort of free and we
Speaker 7: had the premiere. It was great, and all the queens
Speaker 7: came and the excitement for the season was crazy. So yeah,
Speaker 7: I'm really pumped for I'm really pumped.
Speaker 4: I said that creepy video from Canada that looked.
Speaker 2: Right, you couldn't be there, that's right.
Speaker 7: I interviewed Michelle Visage like last week for my radio show,
Speaker 7: and she is, oh my god, because I was like you,
Speaker 7: I mean, not to the same extent you're sitting next
Speaker 7: to her on the show and hosting with her, but
Speaker 7: interviewing her, I was I was intimidated because the amount
Speaker 7: of weight that she has in a young gay man's mind.
Speaker 7: Like I watched it. I watch every season of Drag Race.
Speaker 7: I think she's hilarious and so talented, and I think
Speaker 7: because I've seen her in a judging position that I
Speaker 7: was kind of expecting to be to be judged. It
Speaker 7: felt it was a weird dynamic. I don't know if
Speaker 7: you felt the same meeting.
Speaker 4: Her, Oh absolutely, Like and I you know, same with
Speaker 4: both of them. You kind of go in thinking and
Speaker 4: you kind of have in the back of your head
Speaker 4: you're a little bit prepared that, oh, these people could
Speaker 4: be monsters, yes, Like yeah not, but just because I
Speaker 4: don't think. I think it's really tough to be that famous,
Speaker 4: that wealthy for that long and not become a bit
Speaker 4: of a monster. And both of them are just the loveliest,
Speaker 4: most real, Like I've never met a more interested person
Speaker 4: than Rue. Like then, like he just wants to know
Speaker 4: everything about like how your day was, and he wants
Speaker 4: to know about your family, really about us all. But
Speaker 4: Michelle is like, Michelle's like my buddy now, like I
Speaker 4: feel like this second year as well, kind of like
Speaker 4: we have lunches together and we go for walks and
Speaker 4: so she's just she's also the most probably the most
Speaker 4: professional person I've ever met, Like she just like and
Speaker 4: you would have seen it in the interview as well.
Speaker 4: She's just a media trained, incredibly funny, like just don't
Speaker 4: I don't know. I've been impressed with her before, and
Speaker 4: she knows what she's doing in an interview, and she
Speaker 4: knows to give you what you need, and she knows
Speaker 4: how to tease people and how to push the line. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just really love her.
Speaker 7: Yeah. I don't know if you know this meech. But
Speaker 7: she was in a girl group when she was like sixteen.
Speaker 7: Then she did Yes Seduction. Her and Rude did a
Speaker 7: radio show in New York City Alive, Yeah, a radio show,
Speaker 7: and then.
Speaker 4: She used to do like a morning zoo show for
Speaker 4: years and years.
Speaker 7: She has been working in the industry for so long.
Speaker 2: So so those two go way back. And then read
Speaker 2: did you feel like a bit of a third wheel
Speaker 2: coming into that equation?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Best friend and they they I think almost made an
Speaker 4: effort to make sure that they didn't feel that way.
Speaker 4: Like when we were last year, when we were in quarantine,
Speaker 4: she called. We were both in quarantine, separate hotels, and
Speaker 4: she called me and was like such a number and
Speaker 4: was like listen, like she was putting on makeup. So
Speaker 4: the first time I met her was on a zoom
Speaker 4: screen while she was putting on her makeup and but no,
Speaker 4: they just make really, although a stressful thing happened this
Speaker 4: time where I we both Michelle and I both love seafood.
Speaker 4: I don't know if this is a boring story. We
Speaker 4: both love seafood and we're in Auckland always looking for
Speaker 4: like a place that we could go and eat some seafood. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, I think I found a place,
Speaker 4: and she was like, oh, great, maybe I'll invite a
Speaker 4: couple of the producers. And then when I turned up,
Speaker 4: there the entire like world of Wonder Crew and Roue
Speaker 4: and like Raven and all these people like sitting at
Speaker 4: the table and I was like, oh hi, and oh yes,
Speaker 4: right arrived, sat down. He went so why did we
Speaker 4: come here? And Michelle went, oh, rees picked it. And
Speaker 4: I was like, shut up, the person that picked this.
Speaker 4: And it was all fine, but I don't know.
Speaker 7: It was the shoot was the food ship because nothing worse,
Speaker 7: Like you said when you recommend something that it's terrible
Speaker 7: and it's awful, it was.
Speaker 4: It was good, But it was that thing that anytime
Speaker 4: someone said, oh that's not how I expected it, or
Speaker 4: anytime like a drink was a bit yeah, and also
Speaker 4: like I don't know, this isn't like it's very la
Speaker 4: as well. None of the none of the American people
Speaker 4: really kind of drink. And I'm not making a statement
Speaker 4: about that. It's like they're all very healthy, very good people. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I'm different to them, and so I'd always just
Speaker 4: have to be like down the end of the table,
Speaker 4: like and I can to get four more white wine,
Speaker 4: thank you very much, leave.
Speaker 7: The bottom seafood. Do you need you need something to
Speaker 7: wash it?
Speaker 4: allD A, absolutely so that they don't. But no, it is.
Speaker 4: It is a little kind of family, and it is
Speaker 4: like a weird sometimes I just have I'll be sitting
Speaker 4: on the panel and I'm sure the queens must have
Speaker 4: this on a minute by minute basis, but you're seeing
Speaker 4: there going like, what a weird job this is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it is weird.
Speaker 4: You know, look at these look at all these people
Speaker 4: dressed up as women, and I'm going to tell them
Speaker 4: whether they're good at that or not, and that will
Speaker 4: depend on whether they lip sync, and then they might
Speaker 4: go home like that's what a wild job?
Speaker 2: Do you feel like? I feel like when people get
Speaker 2: jobs as judges, they kind of make jokes like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm getting paid to be dodgmental. This is fantastic. But
Speaker 2: do you sometimes feel like, oh god, I don't want
Speaker 2: to be mean, Like I would actually hate being a
Speaker 2: judge totally.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm definitely the polar abdul of the group. I
Speaker 4: put myself as the kind of like I think I'm
Speaker 4: the in that I don't know where I am a
Speaker 4: lot of time, and I think I probably have a
Speaker 4: history with pills, but the allegedly allegedly but no, I
Speaker 4: mean I kind of because I'm really passionate about drag,
Speaker 4: but I don't do drag. Yeah, Like, and so I
Speaker 4: would never I'm never going to tell one of those
Speaker 4: girls like that eye isn't right and you should sinch
Speaker 4: more or something. I'm like, I think myself as like
Speaker 4: a conduit for the audience and I'm there to be like,
Speaker 4: you know, there are times this season where I felt
Speaker 4: like I was in an actual drag show, like there
Speaker 4: was some kind of rough, rough drag, but like it
Speaker 4: felt like, you know, I'm at the peel or I
Speaker 4: might like, you know, I'm an ARC at eleven o'clock
Speaker 4: at night and I'm waiting for the second show. But
Speaker 4: you know, like it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, is there a smoker's room? Is there a back alley?
Speaker 7: I can just have a cigarette with one of these.
Speaker 2: Did you have many fond memories of trash Alley at
Speaker 2: Arc as well? Because that place is near and near
Speaker 2: to my heart and now it's closed.
Speaker 4: I know, and I you know what, I probably have
Speaker 4: some memories, but I do not have access to them anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Yeah, they're foggy as fucking when you I
Speaker 2: was there.
Speaker 7: Right, Well, that's exciting, but we're looking forward to Drag
Speaker 7: Race down Under season two. That'll be fun. And congratulations
Speaker 7: because that is such a good get. You're right, it's
Speaker 7: that role that you're feeling is like the Carson Crazley,
Speaker 7: the Ross Matthews. It's like you're just there to entertain
Speaker 7: and you are so funny. I can only imagine that
Speaker 7: when the girls come out on the runway and you
Speaker 7: hit him with puns and you make jokes and do
Speaker 7: you do they Are they actually like right there in
Speaker 7: the moment or do you like dub them?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, it's all there. And that that was quite
Speaker 4: a shock to me. Last year, I thought there would
Speaker 4: be a lot more production. Yeah, evolved, I thought there
Speaker 4: might be some riders. No, none of that, And that's
Speaker 4: the wild thing as well. And I feel like I'm
Speaker 4: just sucking up to my bosses now, but like ruined,
Speaker 4: Michelle leave me in the dust with that shit, like
Speaker 4: like the system, and I feel like I can probably
Speaker 4: say this is the system. Met The girls do one
Speaker 4: walk around and then we watch that to music, and
Speaker 4: I guess we try and think of a little bit
Speaker 4: and literally straight away, like once the last girl walks
Speaker 4: off the runway, the first one walks on again, and
Speaker 4: they that to silence, and that's when we do our
Speaker 4: puns and kind of the last third of an episode
Speaker 4: is pretty much in real time. Wow, there's a bit
Speaker 4: of standing around, but it's all boom boom boom. There's
Speaker 4: not like we don't go back to our dressing rooms constantly.
Speaker 4: We don't like it's all happens. The girls are told
Speaker 4: they're in the bottom and then they lip sink.
Speaker 7: Once you're on the desk, you're stuck there for a bit.
Speaker 2: You're staying how much of what you say actually makes
Speaker 2: the final cut? Because I reckon, if I was on
Speaker 2: a show like that, I'd be watching it back going ah,
Speaker 2: they bloody edged about that. Funny thing I said.
Speaker 4: See. Luckily, for me, very little of what I said.
Speaker 4: There are so many things that you just blurt out
Speaker 4: that you're like, oh, oh yeah, that's not and also
Speaker 4: just bad part, like just silly. I mean, but the
Speaker 4: ones that did. The one that sticks out to me
Speaker 4: from so one my first episode last year, I was
Speaker 4: so nervous and like there was just no not prep
Speaker 4: but like you're just kind of thrown.
Speaker 7: In and you would be yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 4: There's a line that I just blurted out that was like,
Speaker 4: well I do like balls slapping on my eye.
Speaker 2: I remember, Yeah, that one definitely made the cart made
Speaker 2: the problem.
Speaker 4: And it's like I don't even remember saying that, and like,
Speaker 4: but it was there. It was there. I think it's
Speaker 4: just so like you just say what you're thinking and
Speaker 4: then they just cut around. I don't know, I feel
Speaker 4: like that was really boring answer, but it is. I'm
Speaker 4: glad that they don't put in a lot of the stuff.
Speaker 7: Well, you're in the what is it called the ru
Speaker 7: Cinematic Universe, the rupe Ul charl Y, the arc. You know,
Speaker 7: I'm just calling it that. Now you're the RC can't
Speaker 7: wait for the REE spinoff?
Speaker 4: Yeah. If ever, like v H one makes some like
Speaker 4: poorly produced documentary in like twenty years about I can
Speaker 4: be like one of the most available people to do.
Speaker 1: A talking bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well he hasn't spoken to me in ten years.
Speaker 7: But let me tell you a story about a fish
Speaker 7: and chip restaurant. You've told us many times. All right,
Speaker 7: you can go and see Reese guys very soon. He's
Speaker 7: heading back on tour, which is exciting Reese Reese. Actually,
Speaker 7: I feel like I want to say it like I
Speaker 7: would say it. I'd say like a nineteen twenties like
Speaker 7: a newspaper boy like ya race race right, very dramatic?
Speaker 7: Is that how I should say?
Speaker 4: Well, it is a very I mean, it's it's such
Speaker 4: a gay reference and I kind of it's it's a
Speaker 4: Judy Garland reference. So there's a Judy Garland album called Judy, Judy,
Speaker 4: Judy Live and in Person, and the poster is like
Speaker 4: an exact copy of it, and it's one of those
Speaker 4: things that has sometimes it's gay people, we just chucks
Speaker 4: up them out there, Yes, and you hope that people.
Speaker 7: If we don't reference, we lose it. You've got a
Speaker 7: reference with that.
Speaker 2: You're a partner that came up with that name because
Speaker 2: I remember you've said before that he kind of does
Speaker 2: a lot of the directing, if you like, you just
Speaker 2: kind of talk shit and then he formulates it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of yeah, No, I definitely thought of Rethress Reese,
Speaker 4: and then I had to explain it to him. You know,
Speaker 4: the problems of dating a bisexual. Sometimes you have to
Speaker 4: talk to the straight side. He kind of does. I
Speaker 4: write everything and I perform everything. He kind of helps me,
Speaker 4: like we're in the process of it now. He helps
Speaker 4: me put it in an order like it's in because
Speaker 4: I can write jokes till the cows come home, but
Speaker 4: I can't. You know, when you go to a show
Speaker 4: and there's like it's got a through line. I can't
Speaker 4: do that. I don't have a brain for that. So
Speaker 4: he helps me with that. I feel like I'm being
Speaker 4: very like inside the actors studio and not funny.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 7: I feel I was gonna say, I think I'm learning
Speaker 7: so much my write notes. Guys, come and come and
Speaker 7: get me a kill a metrico. I'm gonna write all
Speaker 7: this now. This is great, but that's fine. That's what
Speaker 7: he's there for. Sometimes I see a partner duo and
Speaker 7: I go, I don't know how they work together because
Speaker 7: I could never work creatively with my partner, Like we
Speaker 7: just tear the house down. Yeah, I don't think we
Speaker 7: haven't done it yet. Maybe maybe we should try. Did
Speaker 7: you did that come early in the relationship, Reese, they're
Speaker 7: working together.
Speaker 4: Didn't we all? Yeah? Kind of early on, Like I
Speaker 4: think I was a really bad comedian, Like he's put
Speaker 4: up with a lot.
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 4: I was still an open micro when we still got together.
Speaker 4: And that is if anybody's out there dating an open Mico,
Speaker 4: you you deserve a medal. They are some of the
Speaker 4: worst people you're ever going to meet in you're entire
Speaker 4: and it's probably gonna be your shamah. Yeah, it's oh,
Speaker 4: one hundred percent. He has supported me both mentally and
Speaker 4: financially many times over the years. But and then I
Speaker 4: think at a certain point he was just like, look,
Speaker 4: I think it'd be better if you did the way
Speaker 4: and that, and you know that came up in many
Speaker 4: aspects of our life. But the I just keep making
Speaker 4: things about sex. Yeah, I think it's nice to have.
Speaker 4: It's not for it's definitely not for everyone. I think
Speaker 4: it's almost like a long term relationship where working with
Speaker 4: your partner it definitely is like stressful, like you can
Speaker 4: because quite often you're having a fight. If you're having
Speaker 4: a fight about something, it is not about what you're
Speaker 4: having a fight about. Yeah, yeah, you know, and being
Speaker 4: working on a show. But then I always see I
Speaker 4: can always win because I get to go out and
Speaker 4: talk about him. He does not have that access to
Speaker 4: an audience that I do, so I can wander out
Speaker 4: and just be like, well, my boyfriend's the idiot because
Speaker 4: he thinks I should do it this way, but you
Speaker 4: know what, then I do it his way and it
Speaker 4: always works.
Speaker 7: Mitches just started doing Mitch just did a whole bunch
Speaker 7: of shows, his very first stand up shows, and he
Speaker 7: did amazing. He absolutely nailed it.
Speaker 4: Tell me about it. How did it go?
Speaker 2: It actually went really well because it was the first
Speaker 2: time I'd done it, and I had only done a
Speaker 2: handful of open mic, so I didn't really feel like
Speaker 2: i'd earned my stripes. But it still went well, and
Speaker 2: I actually loved it because I thought I could easily
Speaker 2: fucking hate this. Don't like public speaking, but yeah, they
Speaker 2: went really well.
Speaker 4: Wow. So, but you don't like public speaking, you're going
Speaker 4: a very interesting way of being on both radio slaged podcasts.
Speaker 2: Flat No, No, I'm really fully across the irony. But
Speaker 2: here we are. I just it's more private here. You know,
Speaker 2: there's no one there, but when people are actually there,
Speaker 2: so I mean, I don't need to explain it to you.
Speaker 2: You probably don't even get nervous anymore, right, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I I see. I find what you guys do more terrifying.
Speaker 4: Like the idea of just talking really and it just
Speaker 4: being out there and not having any idea how people
Speaker 4: are feeling about it is terrifying. Like I'm working on
Speaker 4: a book at the moment, and it's mortifying to me
Speaker 4: really because I'm just I'll release it and then you
Speaker 4: can't edit it. It'll just be out there and I
Speaker 4: can't change it. I think that's what I like about
Speaker 4: stand up. I can always be like, oh, that didn't work,
Speaker 4: I'll fix it tomorrow. That's that didn't work, I'll fix
Speaker 4: it tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Right, you're in control of the final product before it
Speaker 7: even goes out anywhere, and you can tweak as well
Speaker 7: after you do it. True, that's a really good point.
Speaker 7: I think you'd be great. Would you ever to do
Speaker 7: a podcast? Have you been approached or.
Speaker 4: I do, like I don't do the I've got a
Speaker 4: couple little pod like silly, I'm within podcasts, Like I
Speaker 4: do a podcast with my partner and our friend Georgia
Speaker 4: where we just watch Marvel movies and talk about them
Speaker 4: and it's very ill informed and it's called But I
Speaker 4: listened to a lot of podcasts. I feel like there's
Speaker 4: just enough at the moment. There's enough. Yeah, yeah, look,
Speaker 4: I know as a white male, I do get one
Speaker 4: for free, Yes, but I just let's let some other
Speaker 4: ones happen for a little while.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that seems sir, Mitch's got three? How many you have?
Speaker 7: The masks? I've got fucking So it comes to me everydays,
Speaker 7: like we want to get lunch and I've got my
Speaker 7: podcast recording. Oh this one goes, no new one. He
Speaker 7: just launches new podcasts every single day.
Speaker 2: Piece of shit. You can't talk. You're on radio every night.
Speaker 7: So yeah, but radio true true.
Speaker 2: You know what, Actually, you guys kind of have a
Speaker 2: similar origin story, Mitch and Race, because you now work
Speaker 2: at the radio station on air, but you started as
Speaker 2: a street teamer. Yeah, and didn't you start working in
Speaker 2: the box office. Race is that right, Yes, I did,
Speaker 2: look at you doing research. I'm the cairn here, I.
Speaker 7: Prepare he researches nothing. I just did the credit lines,
Speaker 7: grab tickets Century Presents. That's my job.
Speaker 4: I used to work at the n More Theater in
Speaker 4: the box office for years and that it got to
Speaker 4: the point where people would come in to buy tickets
Speaker 4: to my show No, and that got to be embarrassing.
Speaker 4: So I quick my job there. But it is tell
Speaker 4: you what, if you've ever worked in ticketing, there's no
Speaker 4: quicker way to find out that most people in the
Speaker 4: world are idiots ticketing. The amount of calls that we
Speaker 4: will get every day that were just the most dumb
Speaker 4: questions of people, like you know what a ticket it
Speaker 4: just says like plus BF, which is booking fee. People
Speaker 4: would call in I reckon twice the week and ask
Speaker 4: if that meant breakfast was included, if they could bring
Speaker 4: their boyfriend, or if they could bring their friends friend.
Speaker 2: It takes a certain type of person to really hone
Speaker 2: in on the fine print of a ticket, like I'm
Speaker 2: just like what Dora am I at as I arrive,
Speaker 2: I don't read that can BF?
Speaker 4: People so dumb? People are so dumb and like and
Speaker 4: I and I hated that jet like I did it
Speaker 4: for long. I thought I was a people person. It
Speaker 4: turns out I am not.
Speaker 7: Circle though, race Like for your first performance where they're
Speaker 7: still staff there that were working your show ass or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Gary, Gary, this out. The lighting guy was still there,
Speaker 4: and so it was it was this kind of weird
Speaker 4: he like gave me a hardt. It was this weird
Speaker 4: like like yeah, comes through moment and yeah, and I'm
Speaker 4: getting married there next year at the n More Theater. Yes,
Speaker 4: we're selling tickets. No we're not.
Speaker 7: How how the hell does that work out? Where's the aisle?
Speaker 7: Is someone walking down the aisle? Tell us the production?
Speaker 7: What's happening?
Speaker 4: This is this is a confusing thing. I don't know
Speaker 4: what I mean. We've had gay marriage for a while now,
Speaker 4: but no one has explained to me what the system is, Like,
Speaker 4: who is it? Tops and bottoms?
Speaker 5: Thing?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is verse? Like who who walks down the aisle?
Speaker 2: If you're at the end More Theater, you can do
Speaker 2: whatever your damn please. You could enter on like a trapeze.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and they've got holes in the stage for that ship,
Speaker 7: so they can pop you out if you really want
Speaker 7: to put the rings on a convey about like go full.
Speaker 4: I could come, I could come down like on a
Speaker 4: sitting on a big crescent moon.
Speaker 2: Oh, that'd be so Can I do like that?
Speaker 4: Get a full orchestra and like send in the clowns
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 7: In the pit. That'd be great. Speaking of moon. Actually,
Speaker 7: very quickly, I think I interviewed you on the first
Speaker 7: season of Drag Graceries. And I don't know if I
Speaker 7: brought this up. You can't recall I was there now,
Speaker 7: He's like, no, I've met you before. I was there
Speaker 7: when you did your set at Conan and it was
Speaker 7: just so cool to have an Aussie there and it
Speaker 7: was just like I just loved it and like the
Speaker 7: connection you Conan. He clearly adores you and you look
Speaker 7: just like him and all that bit. But like seeing
Speaker 7: an Aussie there and you killed it. You were so good?
Speaker 4: Was wait were you? Were you at the Sydney Show
Speaker 4: or at the lay.
Speaker 7: Show Lay Show. I was at the taping of Cone WHOA, Yes,
Speaker 7: how we I know kind of sy you know what?
Speaker 4: I did not know that. And this is again probably
Speaker 4: maybe a boring thing to say, is it that no
Speaker 4: one told me that when I would start my set
Speaker 4: on the show that Conan would be sitting about two
Speaker 4: meters away at the desk and just sitting on a seat,
Speaker 4: like just looking so like he'd say, like letting Joel Resnicles,
Speaker 4: and then he just sat down on a chair and
Speaker 4: just looked at me, And all you can see on
Speaker 4: the clip is like me just occasionally looking off camera
Speaker 4: and being like is he gonna move?
Speaker 2: He has an.
Speaker 7: Audible laughs though you were great, you kill it?
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: One of the I'm not just saying this to like
Speaker 2: suck us, but one of the best comedy things I've
Speaker 2: ever been to was that night that you and Joel
Speaker 2: Creasey did a few years ago. It was around Mardi
Speaker 2: Game's Night. I was trying to remember the name of it.
Speaker 2: It was around Marti Grass and it was those two
Speaker 2: Joel and Reese and they brought out different people like
Speaker 2: Lucy Jurak and George Love, a bunch of different people
Speaker 2: and it was just the most chaotic thing ever and
Speaker 2: I it was so funny.
Speaker 4: We had not planned that so like we had booked
Speaker 4: a spot and because this is this is the thing
Speaker 4: about both Joel and I as well, we're like we're
Speaker 4: like best friends, and we both love doing things together
Speaker 4: and like having like big ideas, but then also both
Speaker 4: of us are not good at following through with those ideas.
Speaker 4: We're really good if we're produced, yes, But we decided
Speaker 4: to produce it ourselves, and we booked a show at
Speaker 4: the Seamoor Center. It's sold out, and then we had
Speaker 4: to go be like, oh, we've got to like do this.
Speaker 4: Within like two days, we like booked, He booked all
Speaker 4: the guests, and I like put and it was like
Speaker 4: a games night. But then then we were like and
Speaker 4: at the start, we'll just do twenty minutes to stand
Speaker 4: up together and we just but yeah, what it was
Speaker 4: like pure chaos and I.
Speaker 2: Could tell that it was like more improv and that's
Speaker 2: what I adored about it because like, nothing fell flat.
Speaker 2: It was just hit after It was amazing and the
Speaker 2: best part of me. I don't even know if I've
Speaker 2: told you this story, but without any pre promotion or
Speaker 2: heads up, they were just like, anyway, here's can cheata
Speaker 2: Verse from Eurovision comes out and sings that rise like
Speaker 2: a phoenix song? Is it? And then I was like,
Speaker 2: what the hell is this show? It was amazing?
Speaker 4: Do you want to do you want me to break
Speaker 4: your heart? That was a that was a person. That
Speaker 4: was our friend Max pretending to be consitivers.
Speaker 2: Oh, hang on, our real Jenna is here? Did you
Speaker 2: know that? What are you joking?
Speaker 7: Because they were there together?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, sorry, Jenna step into the frame. Is that why
Speaker 2: you haven't been talking this whole time? Because Jenna is
Speaker 2: here as well. She's the rees where the Michelle and Rue.
Speaker 2: That was gonna be my question. I was going to say,
Speaker 2: how the hell did you look in Concheta up? It
Speaker 2: looked just like cha.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and Mitch has told me this story before and
Speaker 7: has just gone on about how good Conchetta was.
Speaker 2: I did think Concheta let usself go a bit, but
Speaker 2: it was fine.
Speaker 4: It was so it's our friend Max, who is who
Speaker 4: is a radio producer.
Speaker 7: Max Coustof.
Speaker 2: Oh we know Max, I know him, but I didn't
Speaker 2: know that was Max. I know him, and I had
Speaker 2: no idea that was him.
Speaker 7: I can see it now in drag He would skew,
Speaker 7: he would he would just like a bit of a
Speaker 7: let go.
Speaker 4: Could we worried? So? We we thought it was so
Speaker 4: obviously not him right backstage that we didn't like correct
Speaker 4: it and You're not alone. Everyone in that audience thought
Speaker 4: that that was con chetah, and we didn't know what
Speaker 4: to do.
Speaker 2: We just didn't correct, just left all I did all
Speaker 2: the only thing I thought was Okay. Clearly the hair
Speaker 2: makeup budget at the scene what there isn't the same
Speaker 2: as your vision. But I still believe that it was
Speaker 2: concheata earth and out of a long list everyone, yeah,
Speaker 2: everyone same, out of a long list of things. I
Speaker 2: have never felt dumber.
Speaker 7: That's the moment. Funny, what a legacy you've left on
Speaker 7: this show. You go on drag Race, You're hilarious. Hold
Speaker 7: you and then you ruin me soon.
Speaker 2: If we're done here, I'm going to be messaging Max
Speaker 2: and men like you fucking piece of ship.
Speaker 7: And can I book you confused? Will you be?
Speaker 4: If he denies it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like you've all made a part.
Speaker 4: What if this is the prank? If this is the lie.
Speaker 7: Being gasold into a fake can share, that's hilarious.
Speaker 2: I'm too tired for this, honestly.
Speaker 7: All right, guys, you can go and see Race Race.
Speaker 7: It is coming to I mean it's going to be
Speaker 7: a gold coast Canberra, Melbourne, Perth, Sydney, Brisbane, starting on
Speaker 7: the twentieth of March. We can't wait, and Sydney's at
Speaker 7: the end more of course, yes, at your wedding venue
Speaker 7: and good luck with the wedding. When's that? When that happening?
Speaker 4: We haven't booked it properly, like we canceled it twice.
Speaker 4: At that point, it's like, let's I don't know if
Speaker 4: you go. There's been a bit of a flu going around.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I haven't heard of it.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, you guys should look at the news. There's
Speaker 4: a few other things going on too, but no. So yeah,
Speaker 4: we're waiting. We're waiting until everything's like fine fine, and
Speaker 4: we can have friends coming from other seasons.
Speaker 7: We love it. We'll have fun. Reis nickleson dot com.
Speaker 7: If you want tickets, I have.
Speaker 2: To ask our important question before we go, so of course,
Speaker 2: you know, go for it. So every time we have
Speaker 2: a guest on the podcast, we like to ask them
Speaker 2: like a little thing in life that they appreciate, just
Speaker 2: like you know, the fresh sheets in the bed, or
Speaker 2: like the crunch of a good out pull, you know,
Speaker 2: a little thing like that, Because we just want to
Speaker 2: remind our young listeners that there's more to life than
Speaker 2: partying and boys, which is why we call it our
Speaker 2: list of things better than drugs and Dick. So if
Speaker 2: you can think of anything that you believe is better
Speaker 2: than drugs and dick, please let us know.
Speaker 4: Now, imagine if I was like cash, it is pretty good.
Speaker 7: The gratification of others money. Yeah, Angel the biship from
Speaker 7: Studio ten, What did I said her waterbed, which was
Speaker 7: yeah again, I know.
Speaker 4: I saw that clip. I did a bit of research
Speaker 4: my own. By the way, I'm obsessed with that like that.
Speaker 4: She was talking about how it heats up and cools down.
Speaker 4: Imagine having a bed that you can cool down.
Speaker 2: I know that was nearly the selling point for me
Speaker 2: because I'm always just a little bit overheated.
Speaker 4: Yeah I'm yeah, I run. I'm one of those people
Speaker 4: that but I still need the donner on me and
Speaker 4: I need like one leg out.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Psychos, Yes, I in a similar vein. I was thinking, Oh,
Speaker 4: I have a weighted blanket that I really like. That's
Speaker 4: like a very feel like a very grown up thing.
Speaker 4: But that also makes me sound like a psycho.
Speaker 2: No, I do rate those. Yeah, you gave it to
Speaker 2: me because he thought that I was a bit uptime.
Speaker 7: He was on age. We had a couple of bad
Speaker 7: shows in a row. So I'm like, oh, here's a
Speaker 7: weighted blanket.
Speaker 2: It's good with anxiety, and it's your erratic behavior.
Speaker 7: Don't google what it helps with?
Speaker 4: All right, what's it's so good? It's so good, like
Speaker 4: I but I think I think the thing I'm gonna
Speaker 4: pick is, and this is really boring, is like skin care,
Speaker 4: and that sounds so dumb. I'm in my thirties and
Speaker 4: it's something I have really like, you know, when I
Speaker 4: was in my twenties, it was all really like what's
Speaker 4: on sale at chemists warehouse? Yeah, and now like I
Speaker 4: don't want to get jab jabs just yet, but I
Speaker 4: think I want to get like I want to get
Speaker 4: Dermo pen like micro needling done, which is the thing
Speaker 4: that someone told me about where they stab your face
Speaker 4: at bazillion times and your skin goes into trauma and
Speaker 4: that produces collagen.
Speaker 2: So anyways, it sounds old. I mean, I put on
Speaker 2: paper on paper.
Speaker 4: It sounds awful, but I think it's like it's better
Speaker 4: than putting poison your face. And also the I think
Speaker 4: it's just I guess what I'm saying is like self care.
Speaker 4: But like tell me, yeah, getting more into as I
Speaker 4: grow up a little bit is like I don't need
Speaker 4: to be drunk every single night, and I can like
Speaker 4: buy good moisturizers that isn't going to make me look
Speaker 4: like a foot I got carded? Do I get a
Speaker 4: dog kick getting card? It's like I'm thirty one and
Speaker 4: I'm buying a bottle of forty dollars like chiraz on
Speaker 4: a Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Seventeen And so was at age thirty one that you
Speaker 2: decided that that was tragic because I've got a few
Speaker 2: years that must leave. If that's the case, I'll keep
Speaker 2: buying chimons on Wednesdays.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I guess thirty one was. Oh the
Speaker 4: worst was doing one of the one of the first lockdowns.
Speaker 4: I kept going to the same bottle shop and I
Speaker 4: had to start chat like shaking it up because they're
Speaker 4: saying I will go in every day and buy the
Speaker 4: same bottle of wine and got to work with a
Speaker 4: guy was like, do you want me to buy you
Speaker 4: a case? Man? I was like, I need to leave.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 2: I had the same scenario. I kept going back to
Speaker 2: the one bottle and every time they would I'd leave
Speaker 2: and eventually they'd say see you soon every time. Oh well,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I know what you mean about the skin
Speaker 2: care thing, because I used to be really slack with it.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, whatever, just some moisturizer or whatever. But
Speaker 2: now I swear to god, it's a twenty minute ragime.
Speaker 2: These days. I've got different sir, and cleansers and underreyed shit.
Speaker 4: And yeah, doctor Dennis gross. Oh it's this whole thing.
Speaker 4: I love it. So that's not even me saying that
Speaker 4: for sponsoring reasons. Wow, I bought one of those light masks.
Speaker 7: I'll send you that audio. You can send it to
Speaker 7: the doctor, don't get Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Weird face and that's how you know he's a good demotology.
Speaker 7: Oh you're so right. And it's real shiny and like slick.
Speaker 7: Is it slick?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah you could like you could lay on that like
Speaker 4: angela bishop sleeps on his foot.
Speaker 7: Good sign. All right, Race, thank you for coming on.
Speaker 7: We love you. Good to chat to you, and you're amazing.
Speaker 7: We love you.
Speaker 2: I've got to say that some people might be confused
Speaker 2: listening to this, because everyone thinks I sound like wreath,
Speaker 2: like I'm talking to myself.
Speaker 7: But all say that because you've got got the gay
Speaker 7: lisp down packs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, and I've just started doing in Visi line and
Speaker 4: it's given me a new lisp. I took it out
Speaker 4: for this interview, but like I have like a double lisp.
Speaker 2: Now does that actually happen because I'm doing in visa
Speaker 2: line as well?
Speaker 5: Soon?
Speaker 2: Did they give me more of a lisp?
Speaker 4: No, so it goes. I'm only two weeks in and
Speaker 4: it's it like trickles away.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, good to know.
Speaker 4: But the first two days yeah, shit, there's words that
Speaker 4: a real struggle for you. Like in Visi line was
Speaker 4: a big one.
Speaker 2: That was hard, but also how unfair the fact that
Speaker 2: Reith Nicholson is so easy with a lisp.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's not good. And when I was growing up,
Speaker 4: my favorite band was The Scissor Sisters came to Castle
Speaker 4: that was supported by Sneaky sound systems.
Speaker 2: One of that up.
Speaker 7: Will developed it pain all right, bye, Race, all right.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, thank you mate.
Speaker 7: He was great.
Speaker 2: Gee, Jenny, you were quiet?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? What that was not Concheta?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I said, I did think that Concheta looked
Speaker 2: terrible that day, but like I fully believed.
Speaker 7: I remember you told me either after it happened or
Speaker 7: I've heard the story before.
Speaker 2: We didn't know each other, but I would have told
Speaker 2: you in the same way. Oh my god, it was amazing.
Speaker 2: My next question was going to be reathed. How did
Speaker 2: you get Concheta over from where of the fucking Swazi land?
Speaker 2: I don't know where competters from the Nordics, but yeah,
Speaker 2: that's actually ruined my day.
Speaker 7: And we know Max too. You actually know that person
Speaker 7: that was dressed up.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yes, I was supporting him through his quitting Baits
Speaker 2: journey recently. I'm going to tell him to go fucking stuff.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 3: I can't speak. I'm can't. I can't believe who else.
Speaker 2: Was there that night? We need to ask every single
Speaker 2: one of our friends. Did you realize that wasn't Conchetabirth?
Speaker 2: Can you play the song? We need to give context
Speaker 2: for those who don't know who can Cheata? Is it
Speaker 2: called a phoenix?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the Eurovision winner. It's the bearded lady. Everyone
Speaker 2: would remember that long hair. You enough.
Speaker 6: From the.
Speaker 2: Seeking up. I really thought I saw from Cheta birthlight
Speaker 2: me too at the Seymour Center. It sounds ridiculous now.
Speaker 7: So he would have lipped some can right, he would
Speaker 7: have been lip syncing. You both wouldn't have been doing it,
Speaker 7: and that would have ruined the guys, I'm sure.
Speaker 2: But it didn't sound like the studio recording.
Speaker 7: It sounded maybe he got a live recording and that
Speaker 7: although by the sound of it wasn't very well planned,
Speaker 7: so maybe he did. See all we get it.
Speaker 2: She's gorgeous. Yeah, god, well, thanks for Reese for I'm
Speaker 2: not in the mood for a top five now ruined
Speaker 2: my day.
Speaker 7: I've never seen you this shocked and flabbergastid.
Speaker 3: I just feel the full I've told everyone I've seen
Speaker 3: her live.
Speaker 7: It was Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Fuck it? What they don't know?
Speaker 7: I hurt him?
Speaker 2: That's right still, but also how many people is that
Speaker 2: making jealous? All right, we'll do it, He'll do the
Speaker 2: top five.
Speaker 4: Got to come into it.
Speaker 7: Let's go the top five.
Speaker 2: Now. Did to see what happened to our old mate
Speaker 2: Angela Bishop on Studio ten not long ago, a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago.
Speaker 7: I did see that. I wanted to text her and
Speaker 7: you did so well. Ange.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a bit of a nightmare interview. So
Speaker 2: she was talking to Nelle Campbell, who, Yeah, she was
Speaker 2: in Rocky Horror Picture show back in the day, and
Speaker 2: I feel like she's a bit of a loon in
Speaker 2: all honesty, because she was. She was being a bit
Speaker 2: snarky to ANGI.
Speaker 7: Thought I thought the same.
Speaker 2: Maybe that was just her sense of humor, but to me,
Speaker 2: I was like, don't you comfort mid Angela Bishop our queen. Yep,
Speaker 2: and she's been to UNI, she's been on this podcast better.
Speaker 2: But it was when Nell had to go at the
Speaker 2: shoes Angela Bishop was wearing that she accidentally let an
Speaker 2: F bomb slip, which is a big no no on
Speaker 2: live TV, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 7: And Studio ten, obviously famed morning show in Australia, is
Speaker 7: live to air. There's not a second of delays. So
Speaker 7: in radio I mean eight seconds to lay. Other shows
Speaker 7: do longer. But if someone would to swear, I can
Speaker 7: press a button that will cut that, so no one
Speaker 7: needs it. But TV you don't have that luxury.
Speaker 2: Exactly, which is why she like this happens. It's very
Speaker 2: chaotic here. Why the hell you're wearing those shoes?
Speaker 7: I don't know, ladies.
Speaker 2: I would like to make an announcement to all women
Speaker 2: in all countries in the world stop it. You don't
Speaker 2: need to wear follow me home and fuck me shoes.
Speaker 2: I mean, we we are alive on air. We're gonna have
Speaker 2: to we can't even We're gonna have to stop at
Speaker 2: their studio ten. We'll be right back.
Speaker 7: We're gonna have to kill you did so well.
Speaker 3: She did so well.
Speaker 2: I kind of got the vibe that Anne might have
Speaker 2: been dying to wrap that interview up anyway, so she
Speaker 2: just took that excuse and goes, thank god, we can
Speaker 2: just cut it off.
Speaker 7: I love the production booth, going just run a vintage.
Speaker 2: That was from Rocky Horror picture, yet it was relevant
Speaker 2: to now.
Speaker 7: She sounded like a Harry Pottock, one of those teachers
Speaker 7: that does dark art. Yeah, I knew, pull the pedigree
Speaker 7: out of the soil shoes.
Speaker 2: Yes, And like I said, she wasn't being overly nice
Speaker 2: to end. She kept making jokes like, oh, precious, who
Speaker 2: did your research? Do your research? And I'm like, you
Speaker 2: shut your fucking mouth now now you speak to Andle
Speaker 2: a bit like that.
Speaker 7: I mean, let's just say that the three of us
Speaker 7: aren't exactly bursting at the scene to talk about Nell's career.
Speaker 7: So I think I think this might have been her
Speaker 7: first moment in the spotlight for quite a while. Yeah,
Speaker 7: now you either read the room, you do it right
Speaker 7: or you do it wrong. I think she did it.
Speaker 2: I feel that she might has forgotten the rules because
Speaker 2: it's been that long since he's had a.
Speaker 7: Gig back in her days. And like what she said,
Speaker 7: she caught. We can say it on this show, but
Speaker 7: fuck me shoes. A woman can wear whatever the hell
Speaker 7: she wants without without inviting sex.
Speaker 2: No matter how you word it, your point is really
Speaker 2: fucked now exactly. But anyway, I wanted to do a
Speaker 2: top five about this, so this is the top five
Speaker 2: TV feel. Yes, just whenever a little swear word slips
Speaker 2: through the cracks.
Speaker 7: I love, can I just say quickly? I was on
Speaker 7: Instagram live the other day because I Instagram will have
Speaker 7: my radio show sometimes and I was live on the
Speaker 7: on the air doing a quiz and someone said fuck
Speaker 7: they won the quiz and they said, oh the fucking best,
Speaker 7: and I freaked out, so I dumped on the radio.
Speaker 7: But everyone I'm alive saw it like a nice window
Speaker 7: in It was quite cute.
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm so sorry to offend you. All all
Speaker 2: the mums that don't like that language on my Instagram.
Speaker 7: Sorry mummies, mums and bubs watching it anyway. All right,
Speaker 7: let's jump in. What's his number four?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I actually feel like that Angela bitshitt Won deserved
Speaker 2: to be number one, But anyway, number four counting down?
Speaker 2: Is this happened on the project Harry bit Moore with
Speaker 2: talking about airline prices. This is what happened.
Speaker 1: You're watching a.
Speaker 6: Project The airline price wars are heating up again, and
Speaker 6: we're being told fair discounting is as aggressive as it's
Speaker 6: ever been. Virgin's targeting key corporate routes hoping to win
Speaker 6: over counts. Excuse me, quantus customers. Well, it means cheaper
Speaker 6: trail for us. It's likely to make sad news for fearlines.
Speaker 4: That wave addressed your need is YouTube dot com.
Speaker 2: That's like the worth word. You could accidentally say, that's.
Speaker 7: Really bad carry and quantity. It's not even it's a
Speaker 7: cue like I mean, it's close. But the fact that she.
Speaker 2: Got away with saying hunt it's because it had the
Speaker 2: earth on the end. It's the Earth that saved her.
Speaker 2: Otherwise she'd be in big shit if she just said
Speaker 2: the sea bomb on TV. I feel like I've.
Speaker 7: Done that before on live radio, Like sometimes it slips out.
Speaker 7: The best thing to do, I think is acknowledge it,
Speaker 7: because if you just let it slide, it just lingers
Speaker 7: and it's so awkward. It's cringe. Like if you have
Speaker 7: a conversation with a friend and you did it, you'd
Speaker 7: acknowledge it. So acknowledge it, like it's.
Speaker 2: Not the end of the world. In fact, put me
Speaker 2: on the radio right now, we're here in the studio,
Speaker 2: I'll say, fuck.
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's broadcast. We're all alive.
Speaker 2: But it's in the middle of it an Adele song, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, cat, I don't know why the sea world.
Speaker 2: I still get weird about saying that one.
Speaker 7: I've gotten really loosey goosey.
Speaker 2: I've noticed it's I've noticed bad and my mum pointed
Speaker 2: it out the other day.
Speaker 7: She's like, you a boddy mouth, and I went, I know,
Speaker 7: I need to pull back.
Speaker 2: Even on the podcast, I've noticed that you've dropped a
Speaker 2: few sea bumps, and I'm like, oh my god, Like
Speaker 2: even me, the most foul person on planet Earth, I
Speaker 2: try not to use that word. I wonder what happens
Speaker 2: I used to Oh, I use it in real life,
Speaker 2: make no mistake on the podcast.
Speaker 7: And he should have heard what he said about you
Speaker 7: before you sat down. I've had it no. I remember
Speaker 7: in primary school. I'm like, I'm going to be one
Speaker 7: of those people that doesn't even say shit. I remember
Speaker 7: making that pledge to my name.
Speaker 2: I also said I wasn't going to drink. So people changed,
Speaker 2: don't they ever? All right?
Speaker 7: Number three?
Speaker 2: Number three? This is similar to what happened to you
Speaker 2: on the radio. Actually, it was a while ago in
Speaker 2: Sunrise and they were doing their cash cow thing, you
Speaker 2: know where they call people to let them know they've
Speaker 2: won the money, and the chick got a bit excited.
Speaker 2: Put it that way.
Speaker 7: Here's the second one counting down.
Speaker 1: We are ringing giant? Is that gi? J? J.
Speaker 7: Grumly?
Speaker 1: This is MELANCHOCHI from Sunrise? Would you like ten thousand
Speaker 1: dollars on this Thursday morning?
Speaker 7: Are you fucking serious?
Speaker 3: Words that we would use, but we are very serious serious.
Speaker 8: I think she's been cut off and.
Speaker 2: If anyone was wondering whether we're live or not, we're live.
Speaker 7: Have you got seven seconds lay the interesting?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, isn't it weird that they don't have
Speaker 2: that seven second delay thing like you said, because you've
Speaker 2: got the option to dump, and then everything that happened
Speaker 2: in the last seven seconds you'll never know, you know.
Speaker 3: On Jones in Amanda, we don't have dump.
Speaker 2: So they really if it call us where that's it.
Speaker 2: It just happened. They just go, oh, oh, I can
Speaker 2: just picture it.
Speaker 7: Okay, let's go. It's number two getting closed number one.
Speaker 2: So this is another one on the project. It wasn't
Speaker 2: Carrie's stuff up this time. It was doctor Andrew Rochford
Speaker 2: and he was crossing to Kitty Flannagan. Hilarious, got her
Speaker 2: name wrong.
Speaker 5: Moving on to some worrying news now and supposedly doctor's
Speaker 5: waiting rooms may soon be empty with advanced new medical
Speaker 5: apps being developed to help people diagnose and treat themselves.
Speaker 5: We're joined now by the oracle on everything, Kitty Flanagan.
Speaker 5: Now clin Kitty, should I be worried about my job?
Speaker 2: Well? You keep calling mc clitty. I think she handled
Speaker 2: it so well. That was amazing to keep calling McLarty.
Speaker 2: You should be.
Speaker 7: That was so quick too. They're the benefits of life TV.
Speaker 7: That's when it's funny true.
Speaker 2: I also loved that Carrie started laughing before Kitty even
Speaker 2: finished the joke like she just knew it was coming.
Speaker 2: Everyone everyone in the room was thinking.
Speaker 7: It isn't it funny when you have an opportunity to
Speaker 7: hit back like that and you nail it. Isn't the
Speaker 7: best feeling in the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is.
Speaker 7: When you get thrown something and then.
Speaker 2: Jenny, you wouldn't understand it never happened.
Speaker 7: Maybe boomble when they passed you a one killer Wait
Speaker 7: you feel Oh that was good?
Speaker 2: That's yeah.
Speaker 7: When I get on stage, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: I love to watch all right, what's number one? We
Speaker 7: made it to the ES.
Speaker 2: So this is one of my favorites. I'm being a
Speaker 2: bit biased here. I've rewatched this video a lot of times.
Speaker 7: The trash Alley Garden.
Speaker 2: No, no, we're allowed to swear there. It's all good, Okay,
Speaker 2: it was. It was pretty funny. When we first started
Speaker 2: the podcast, they told us you were allowed to swear,
Speaker 2: but only in a positive way. So like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's fucking hilarious or that's fucking amazing, And now that
Speaker 2: must have loosened the rules because we don't you swearing
Speaker 2: in positive ways at all. But at the start we
Speaker 2: have to try and me mind this.
Speaker 7: Ham and she's toasting his cut.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, mom, that dress looks fucked on you.
Speaker 7: To Grema, oh you dementia starting to heal man, that
Speaker 7: is so fun instead of glowing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are fucking today. But you know,
Speaker 2: with a with a band in that role, I.
Speaker 7: Can see why.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Number one, it's not trash ally. It's the news
Speaker 2: reader Talitha Cummins. She was doing some news report about politics,
Speaker 2: talking about Malcolm Turnbull, ex Prime Minister. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: there was a bit of a slip of the tongue.
Speaker 2: But that slip of the tongue created just the most
Speaker 2: perfect combination of words I've heard here.
Speaker 6: It is so look out for the extent to which
Speaker 6: labor comes back at the medi caare privatization issue.
Speaker 2: To Letha, okay, Maria, Malcolm Turnble is making his pig
Speaker 2: bitch in his big his big pitch in. That's one
Speaker 2: of the best making his big pitche ins in you today.
Speaker 2: Pig bitch. Isn't that not? That not the best insult ever?
Speaker 7: Your little pig bitch.
Speaker 2: Oh that is that is so scathing. That's just the
Speaker 2: best words ever. I never would have thought to pair
Speaker 2: them together if it weren't for Teletha.
Speaker 7: No angry pig bitch really rolls off the tongue, doesn't it,
Speaker 7: And it's kind of got a sexual connotation.
Speaker 2: He made them his big bitch friend that we hadn't
Speaker 2: already nicknamed Sam and Jenna. Actually no, that's that's the
Speaker 2: rebrand pig bitch Jenna a ring to it, and our
Speaker 2: third real pig bitch Jenner is here is always Hi Jenna.
Speaker 7: I don't mind we should do that.
Speaker 2: I feel like that, out of context to new listeners,
Speaker 2: would sound really fucked. Yeah, like we've just got this
Speaker 2: woman here and call her a pig bitch.
Speaker 7: I'm trying to find the pig music when we did
Speaker 7: pig music.
Speaker 4: This year.
Speaker 7: No, no, then marks, then get prepared.
Speaker 2: I had pig months over December January, so I'm not
Speaker 2: ready for another pig week.
Speaker 7: I'm so large. I want to get a Peloton of
Speaker 7: the Pelotons fancy bike that Big died on.
Speaker 2: And just like that you watched, you know, No, but wait,
Speaker 2: is it an actual bike or like an exercise bike.
Speaker 7: It's an exercise bike, but it's got like a gigantic
Speaker 7: fuck off screen attached to it.
Speaker 2: With that bullshit we were talking about before the animated men.
Speaker 7: No, get this, it's got live classes from Los Angeles.
Speaker 7: So you get some bitch in Beverly Hills doing a class.
Speaker 7: She knows that I'm writing because it's all connected on
Speaker 7: the cloud, and she's like mention in Australia. Keep it up, buddy,
Speaker 7: really yeah see that? Yeah of course, And also tell
Speaker 7: this to your Apple Watch if you've got one, because
Speaker 7: I'm a bit of a nerd like that, and all
Speaker 7: your friends in an Apple Watch can connect. Because Mitch just
Speaker 7: did ten k's on the peloton. It's like Jenna, she
Speaker 7: just did five k's this morning.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I hate that. I don't think I'd
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 7: I think I would because I love you know, I
Speaker 7: love attention.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but online classes, oh they're the worst. I
Speaker 2: did one not long ago actually, because online gym no
Speaker 2: like a pilates class like live or just yeah on
Speaker 2: zoom on them. There was another chick on there was
Speaker 2: a chick on the other end. And I've done them
Speaker 2: before and it's like, once you join the class, you
Speaker 2: can turn your zoom camera off and just follow along.
Speaker 2: But I turned up this one Friday morning and I
Speaker 2: was the only one there. So with this one on
Speaker 2: one zoom class, this this yoga bitch. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's rude to turn the camera off, isn't it. And
Speaker 2: she's like, oh, can you turn your camera on so
Speaker 2: I can, like, you know, critique your positions and stuff.
Speaker 2: It was the most awkward hour of my life. I
Speaker 2: still in my pajamas because I thought I wasn't gonna
Speaker 2: have a camera.
Speaker 7: On and it was just the two of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, she's lovely, don't worry.
Speaker 7: What can you do?
Speaker 2: I feel like we should have wrapped the show quite
Speaker 2: some time ago.
Speaker 7: Oh I love it. This has been a show. Maybe
Speaker 7: we should do our guests live more often because it
Speaker 7: makes us feel.
Speaker 2: Well, he's been and gone, so there's no feeling happening.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, che'sn't coming back. Oh then we better rap.
Speaker 7: Let's go Happy Marti graph for all those that celebrate
Speaker 7: Happy Marti Gras weekend. If you don't, if you've never
Speaker 7: been to a Marti Gras parade, it is. It's so
Speaker 7: much fun.
Speaker 2: Oh from what I've heard, because I've done. Oh Jenna
Speaker 2: was there too. We did London Pride.
Speaker 7: Oh that would be great.
Speaker 2: Sydney is way more loose. The Sydney martigary compared to
Speaker 2: London Pride. Really, London Pride is like a matinee. It's
Speaker 2: like a parade during the day and no one's there
Speaker 2: wearing nothing but fish nets. Yeah, like no one's dressed
Speaker 2: a slide and then you've got all this time to
Speaker 2: kill before you party that night.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And like the London one, like there's there's like kids
Speaker 3: in uniforms.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's just it's just not like and it's like, woo,
Speaker 2: let's get fucked up.
Speaker 7: Hayden. I went to New York City Pride the year
Speaker 7: before COVID and it's like this, there was a spice
Speaker 7: girl there and then there's kids and there's merch and
Speaker 7: you buy merch on the it's like feels really really commerge.
Speaker 2: Which one was that New York City Pride? All right, okay,
Speaker 2: yeah it was nuts.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well once once you've been to one, you've been to
Speaker 2: them all Avenue. Yeah, I agree that Marty Grad is
Speaker 2: my favorite.
Speaker 7: There is a grittiness to Sydney's, like it's kind of grandy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it, you know, that's that's the point,
Speaker 2: that's the vibe.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Anyway, if you haven't celebrated one, go out and celebrate.
Speaker 7: And if you're not quite there yet, don't worry you.
Speaker 7: In a couple of years, I wasn't ready for my
Speaker 7: first Marti Grather year I came out.
Speaker 2: I hated my first Mandi gradh because I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I don't fit in. Yeah. I was
Speaker 2: like this, it's my Mardi Gras.
Speaker 7: Being held up by a posse of gays. Our Leada,
Speaker 7: our Leada. I love him. I don't know if I've
Speaker 7: told this story. Very quickly. I was on the Kiss float,
Speaker 7: which was a giant kiss I Kiss with the main
Speaker 7: media sponsor i'd done the live broadcast. Kyl and JACKIEO
Speaker 7: were coming out as the main act, and they were
Speaker 7: both getting up on the kiss float, which is a
Speaker 7: giant pair of headphones that looked really gay, really ridiculous, and
Speaker 7: they go, Kylon Jackie A were late. They're stuck in
Speaker 7: the park, high traffic's terrible. Jackie's doing a ponytail. So
Speaker 7: you get on the float and just wave to people
Speaker 7: something like all right. So I get on the float
Speaker 7: in the Marshaling area before it hits Oxford Street, and
Speaker 7: then they got Kyler, Jackie are in a black Man
Speaker 7: They're gonna pull up and jump onto the float like
Speaker 7: Mission Impossible style. So then they do they like pull
Speaker 7: up next to the float, they like jump on, and
Speaker 7: then because I'm already on, I didn't have time to
Speaker 7: get off, so they're like, what the fuck are you
Speaker 7: doing on our float? Like I couldn't get off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I didn't. That fuck up a
Speaker 2: lot of theistics because our float ended up having to
Speaker 2: be like to the ones behind, if you go first,
Speaker 2: you go first. We're not ready yet. But I think
Speaker 2: the SBS, like Broadcast or ABC broadcasts, they've got a
Speaker 2: list of what order the floats come in. So by
Speaker 2: us being like you go first, that really fucked it.
Speaker 2: They're like, and now here's the Kyle and Jackie Oh show.
Speaker 2: And it was like the Returned war Veterans floats or something,
Speaker 2: and we're like, oh god, we really fucked this whole thing.
Speaker 7: We need to go, We need to jacking.
Speaker 2: We could easily have said that this is our Martigra
Speaker 2: hangover show. We found it.
Speaker 7: We do sound. It's the middle of the fucking week,
Speaker 7: it's the rain. Oh and if you're in Brisbane too.
Speaker 7: We had a couple of Brisbane. Messengers, messengers and a
Speaker 7: couple of messages in the bottles. The water took it here.
Speaker 7: The floods are really bad up there at the moment,
Speaker 7: So we're thinking of you. If you're up there and
Speaker 7: look after yourself. Stayed dry. That's rough, that's floods are shocking.
Speaker 7: Thank you for listening. Don't forget to leave us a
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Speaker 7: that keeps us going, keeps us on the cloud, and
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Speaker 7: It's in May, starting in May, going all around Australia.
Speaker 7: All right, we'll see next week for episode one hundred.
Speaker 2: We'll catch you. Then, Oh my god, the big one
Speaker 2: double Eye.
Speaker 7: Jenner will be rebranded and you be fucked in the art.
Speaker 2: What a show. Bring it on, bye, it's love, It
Speaker 2: is it just me a podcast by a couple of meches.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 2: the end, we pretend the show is done and then
Speaker 2: we keep talking ship. We just let our ADHD brains
Speaker 2: go wild. Add I should say whatever.
Speaker 7: Imagine if other shows had a d D briefs like
Speaker 7: what would what would Channel nine's nightly news be if
Speaker 7: they had add this.
Speaker 2: Could get Peter Overton and Georgia Gardener having a cigarette on.
Speaker 7: The count, Thank you and good night, pretend we're done.
Speaker 7: Fut Russia wins. I imagine it's just there, their fully
Speaker 7: unadulterated views.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 2: I nearly put in that top five today. Actually I
Speaker 2: nearly put in there the you know the thing from
Speaker 2: Channel seven that went viral recently, the hot mic moment
Speaker 2: where George Georgie Gardner. No, it was Rebecca Madam and
Speaker 2: I can't remember who someone. Yeah, journal, Yeah, they're Melbourne
Speaker 2: new threatist. So I don't give a flying fuck. Frankly.
Speaker 2: I actually we should ask Ben Foden about that if
Speaker 2: he comes on next week, because he used to do
Speaker 2: Ninja Worry with Beck, didn't.
Speaker 7: He she got she got let go from that show,
Speaker 7: she got another.
Speaker 2: Job off anyway, Yeah, I thought she left. They were
Speaker 2: bitching about Novak Djokovic and it got leaked big off
Speaker 2: air audio. Imagine someone leaking our offait audio.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, I just saw the guilt and samsis you
Speaker 2: fucking done?
Speaker 8: And haven't pedestrian next.
Speaker 7: Week's got a hard drive plugged into the computer.
Speaker 2: No, I reckon he'd have like a file, a folder
Speaker 2: on his hard drive, just full of moments for if
Speaker 2: the day we ever fuck him off. He's like, right,
Speaker 2: I've got folders like that too. Don't worry, do you?
Speaker 7: Actually, I'm sure you would.
Speaker 2: I could end you, bitch, like the things I've had
Speaker 2: to edit out.
Speaker 7: Oh I know, but you wouldn't because I'm gregorious and sweet.
Speaker 8: While you guys have been fucking around, I have actually
Speaker 8: been designing hard at work.
Speaker 9: So I have three options for you for QR.
Speaker 7: Coats, I'm in the studio.
Speaker 2: Three options coming.
Speaker 7: Also, have you got Joe Rogan for a ship? He
Speaker 7: really changed? Will we give him many tasks? Hold on,
Speaker 7: jump on the mic? There is it, Mike three?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, okay, so number one he's got print House.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so number one.
Speaker 7: We need we need you need some music or something? No, yes,
Speaker 7: we do. This is a Sames pitch music. You're a
Speaker 7: shark tack.
Speaker 9: All right, thank you for joining me.
Speaker 2: Everybody, elevator and or hold music.
Speaker 9: It's not pitch elevator.
Speaker 6: That's good.
Speaker 7: That's a good call. Okay, funny it.
Speaker 8: So first time. Because it's Marty Gray. Everyone's after a
Speaker 8: bit of fun on Marty Gras weekend. So this one
Speaker 8: is designed to look like it's on a toilet wall.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, fancy a good time. It's written in pen.
Speaker 7: Yeah that's funny. Or it could be written in like
Speaker 7: a mix of blood and come kind of Well, it's
Speaker 7: gone for lipstick, but.
Speaker 2: It can be both. It does look like lipsticks, yep.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 8: The next one is something that's just a little bit
Speaker 8: more bright, a little bit more fun, to add some
Speaker 8: accent to it. This one is just want, funny, breat
Speaker 8: want with a nice big laugh.
Speaker 2: It's teeth, it's smiling teeth.
Speaker 7: It's menacing the tea. Yeah maybe or.
Speaker 2: Ye, not funny, I know, I think maybe.
Speaker 7: It's definitely behind the coum blood one for.
Speaker 8: Me, okay, all right, so I'll put that in the maybe.
Speaker 8: And finally this one is just a classic want to laugh.
Speaker 7: That's fine.
Speaker 6: I like.
Speaker 8: I like you know those things where you see posters
Speaker 8: that are on like posts around the city, like the
Speaker 8: concerts and ship we can do that.
Speaker 9: There's a little guy in the bike that goes around.
Speaker 7: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Do we have to get his permission.
Speaker 8: No, no, you hire him and they print like, I
Speaker 8: don't know, one hundreds of them.
Speaker 2: Even better, let me find it out, let's do it.
Speaker 8: It's like Sydney Bike Messenger poster company and brothers.
Speaker 2: Actually know why are we hiring Why are we hiring him?
Speaker 2: The whole the reason this came up with because we
Speaker 2: were like, what are we doing with Jenna? She's not
Speaker 2: doing price keeping? Oh yeah, this is your job, Jen, Jenna,
Speaker 2: can we give you a job? You just stand in
Speaker 2: that big tunnel at Central Station handing out pamphlets and
Speaker 2: you're almost forced it into their hands, even if you
Speaker 2: don't make Icond dead. They're like, here go.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we'll get your T shirt. It'll be a whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, oh my god, you want to do that?
Speaker 7: Yeah, now, let's printed here at iHeartRadio HQ. Yes, and
Speaker 7: they can pay for the printing. All right, Sam? Well done?
Speaker 7: Right on pause for Sam?
Speaker 2: Yeah, approved love it.
Speaker 7: You really have succeeded this season. Thank you very much,
Speaker 7: and for that you can keep your titles contracept your diaphragm.
Speaker 7: Sam going into the one hundredth episode.
Speaker 9: Excellent, didn't know that was up for contention.
Speaker 7: Well, we reassess Jenna and it got us thinking, so, yes,
Speaker 7: pig bitch Jenna, pig bitch je Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you like that.
Speaker 8: I feel like it's it's a little aggressive. Yeah, first
Speaker 8: time listener. Yeah, but it's warranted, I think.
Speaker 3: No, it's a nice ring to it. I mean, it's
Speaker 3: definitely unique.
Speaker 7: That's shocking. Imagine if we had an esteem guest like
Speaker 7: Angela Bishop in studio and we went Angela Bishop is here,
Speaker 7: it's great to have here, and of course pig bitch Jenna.
Speaker 2: I wish that happened that. I wish that top five
Speaker 2: happened before we had rec on Ildy think. Oh, sorry,
Speaker 2: recent we got pig bitch Jenny here as well. He
Speaker 2: wouldn't have blinked.
Speaker 7: No, he wouldn't have. Oh my pig bitch is just
Speaker 7: gone to get coffee. All the successful media games have one,
Speaker 7: I reckon. That's what Kerrianne calls her team to.
Speaker 2: Oh. Absolutely, absolutely, Kirian doesn't have a team. No, don't
Speaker 2: be ridiculous.
Speaker 7: Name of doctors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still haven't gotten a reply from her.
Speaker 7: By the way, I forgot about that. Let me check.
Speaker 9: Aaron Eaton was in the news recently. Yes, oh she's
Speaker 9: not dead.
Speaker 2: She's on Newton goes to police after on Instagram she's
Speaker 2: got a painting of her What.
Speaker 7: That beat out the Ukraine Russia conflict.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so stunned. I missed that huge news fark
Speaker 2: And how why was that even?
Speaker 3: Because it's an Archible Prize contestant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know you keep up with all the Archibald
Speaker 2: Prize contestants, don't you.
Speaker 7: Every year they used watercolor, this year ground brea.
Speaker 9: You get that, and I love that.
Speaker 8: You know, you've got seven years in seven years tonight,
Speaker 8: Ukraine has started in World War three?
Speaker 9: Will they survive? And Paddy Newton has a painting?
Speaker 2: Well, you know they really give an equal billing to that?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the headlines.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Bert is in the moon, so his face
Speaker 3: is the moon, like.
Speaker 2: The bear and the big blue house.
Speaker 3: What the fuck exactly?
Speaker 7: Because I don't know why I'm defending it. Back in
Speaker 7: the day, his nickname was Moonface because he had a
Speaker 7: big grand moon, so they would always call him moonface.
Speaker 7: So I guess that's it.
Speaker 2: Well at all, And also imagine that good night moonface,
Speaker 2: good night pig bitch.
Speaker 7: No she hasn't replied.
Speaker 2: You know what we should do actually next week because
Speaker 2: for the hundredth episode, ben Fordham meant to be coming
Speaker 2: on full circle moment because he was on the very
Speaker 2: first episode. We should ask him if he has a
Speaker 2: relationship with A Kerry and B Patty Newton, because maybe
Speaker 2: he can just like, we can cut to the chase here.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, then we can start fresh with maybe some
Speaker 7: lower grade celebs.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I never thought that they were unattainable, but here
Speaker 2: we are.
Speaker 7: Here, we are living in a world where carry An
Speaker 7: won't reply to the most highest urning podcast in the country.
Speaker 2: Actually new tactic. Instead of voice messaging them, we voice
Speaker 2: messaged their management. Who's Carrie and signed with it to
Speaker 2: be like.
Speaker 7: Hello Pineapple Management, Peak bitch management.
Speaker 3: Okay, So Kerry Anne lives in Double Bay. Of course
Speaker 3: she's just sold her Wullara mansion for twenty two million.
Speaker 7: Ah that makes me ill.
Speaker 3: I think I can go to her house and put
Speaker 3: something up.
Speaker 2: Does it tell you the address of the new joint?
Speaker 3: I'll find it.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go.
Speaker 7: Thanks everyone, We'll see you in a week. For I
Speaker 7: want hundred. Is it a centenary? What's one hundred? Just
Speaker 7: say by what's one hundred?
Speaker 9: It's episode?
Speaker 2: See you in a week from Is it not like
Speaker 2: a diamond jubilee or something. It's the centenary centenary.
Speaker 7: What is it? We can get a diamond jubilee for
Speaker 7: eighty five and we get nothing for one.
Speaker 2: Sam, Can you make us a little intro that goes
Speaker 2: at the very start of the podcast. It's like a
Speaker 2: gravelly radio and that's tenorary celebration. Because you've got the accent,
Speaker 2: it'll be fair.
Speaker 9: I could absolutely do that.
Speaker 7: You could do a really killer trans Atlantic accent.
Speaker 9: Yeah. No, it's very much like old school. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 9: news reel.
Speaker 7: Isn't it bizarre that the world is potentially going into
Speaker 7: World War three and at the time of the original Wars,
Speaker 7: the radio announcers are like true grit, real and true
Speaker 7: men broadcasting in.
Speaker 9: The world, just proper. We are all going to.
Speaker 7: Taken down in the Western front.
Speaker 2: Now we've got pig bitches like you on the radio,
Speaker 2: tell them like.
Speaker 7: And not giving out free grill burghers. All right, let's
Speaker 7: get out of here listening. Leave us a five star review.
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Speaker 7: and we will see you all next week for see.
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