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Speaker 2: Hey, good morning everybody. Six minutes past six Wednesday morning,
Speaker 2: it's to Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show coome onring Jack Posts.
Speaker 3: Good morning guys, Good.
Speaker 2: Morning Patrina Jones, Christian. I'm gonna come straight into this.
Speaker 2: Who on this show names their car? Do either of
Speaker 2: you two have a name for your cart? Never done this,
Speaker 2: but I got an email late last night from one
Speaker 2: of our listeners and she calls her car me miss
Speaker 2: missus Jones after this song and her husband absolutely love
Speaker 2: this song. It's a great song. Actually that is me,
Speaker 2: missus Joe.
Speaker 3: Doesn't that sound like they're doing naughty stuff in the car?
Speaker 2: Good luck to them what they are. Make sure you
Speaker 2: wash your hands before and afterwards, he say, though, folks,
Speaker 2: be safe. That's what be safe means these days. Do
Speaker 2: you did any of you two name your cars?
Speaker 4: We?
Speaker 3: We do. My wife loves to name everything, wouldn't Yeah? No, yes,
Speaker 3: it's exponing.
Speaker 2: Have the running orders. We don't have a running order
Speaker 2: really since early days, since early days, since she first
Speaker 2: went into the cave. Wow, we would I be able
Speaker 2: to guess in.
Speaker 3: Five I don't think so.
Speaker 2: This is bigger than finding out your bitcoin password.
Speaker 3: I don't feel like I want to share it.
Speaker 2: I just took that as a red But.
Speaker 3: It is the name of someone on this team. That's
Speaker 3: a lie that's.
Speaker 2: At your little fellas called brat because he's all old and.
Speaker 3: Confused. No, he does have a name, but he does
Speaker 3: not have a name that you could guess.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know how to move on. No,
Speaker 2: I don't know how to move on.
Speaker 3: We don't name our car the love God moving on.
Speaker 2: It's just so you are talking about a car. It's
Speaker 2: not a metaphor. Are you talking about your car?
Speaker 1: Pats?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, No, I don't have a name for
Speaker 2: Chris's Yes, I do. How do you not know this?
Speaker 2: Is this an Australian thing like holding lou roll.
Speaker 5: I.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say anything more.
Speaker 2: No, sweather fifth. You don't talk about stuff like that
Speaker 2: to anyone, let alone into a microphone into that. No
Speaker 2: one needs to hear that early morning however, So Pats,
Speaker 2: can I just ask one question that I will move on?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: So Chris has a you have a name for Chris's yep?
Speaker 2: Does he have a name for yes? Do you have
Speaker 2: a name for I?
Speaker 3: Don't have a name. Back the other way.
Speaker 2: I tell you what we have to do. We have
Speaker 2: to play a song. We're you have to reset my
Speaker 2: mind because I'm finding it hard to move on. There
Speaker 2: are questions. There are questions. There are questions.
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Speaker 2: This' is reset. Yes, so originally what was this talking about?
Speaker 2: Do you name your cars? After a listener called Terry,
Speaker 2: She names her car Missus Jones.
Speaker 1: Name Missus Jones.
Speaker 2: After this awesome song? Find it hard to move on?
Speaker 3: I'll tell you we'd name our car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's not what I found out a couple of
Speaker 2: minutes ago that your wife has a name for you know.
Speaker 3: You're Yeah, what is your wife called yours?
Speaker 2: She doesn't. We don't have a name for it. We're
Speaker 2: not like nineteen. It'd be strange and be odd. I'd
Speaker 2: find it if we did start naming each other's bits
Speaker 2: and stuff like that. And then you and Chris do
Speaker 2: this as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, do you think more people do this? Yes?
Speaker 3: Ask them?
Speaker 2: You want me to ask people if they name their genitals?
Speaker 3: What opens in the lines?
Speaker 2: All right, fine, I'll put this on for five minutes
Speaker 2: and I'm going to stop it, but please don't use
Speaker 2: any rude words. But do you do you name each
Speaker 2: other's people? Do you think people just changing will know
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about? Or wondering is he had a stroke?
Speaker 2: Mumbling and stuttering and fumbling around this? You aren't doing
Speaker 2: a breakfast show. Do people know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: Because yours trains are very direct and blunt? Do people
Speaker 2: understand what I'm talking about here? Do you have a
Speaker 2: name for each other's bits? Fun bits, not rude?
Speaker 3: Just a name? I will tell you. Mine is a name,
Speaker 3: just a name.
Speaker 2: So it's a name like Derek. Yes, it's a name
Speaker 2: like that. Is it Derek? It's all right? Is it
Speaker 2: an old school name? Terry?
Speaker 3: It's it's exotic?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, closer, please please please please write. I think
Speaker 2: I've got about thirty bucks on me. You can have
Speaker 2: every dollar on me. Just give me the starting letter.
Speaker 2: This is too far, too far, I'm going to far
Speaker 2: on my deathbed. I need only say one thing. Name,
Speaker 2: What was it? Jack? Give me the first letter on
Speaker 2: the deathbed.
Speaker 3: I feel like I've already broken the rule.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give it to just This is like
Speaker 2: genital Hangman, first letter P.
Speaker 3: No, that's it, that's.
Speaker 2: Exotic beginning with the first letter P. All right, two
Speaker 2: ways you call the show right now? Have a guess?
Speaker 2: But what Jack's thing is called that we're going to
Speaker 2: do the letter P that is apparently exotic sounding.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get in pedro.
Speaker 2: Let's get pedro out.
Speaker 3: It's not pedro, It's not pedro. But I fear that
Speaker 3: if you guess it, it's going to ruin my sex
Speaker 3: life for who knows how long?
Speaker 2: Is it? Pio No no more guessing more guessing four
Speaker 2: one four one O four three? Do you name each
Speaker 2: other's bits? And do you want of a guess at
Speaker 2: naming Jax? It begins with the letter P, and apparently
Speaker 2: it's exotic sounding.
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Speaker 2: So here's where we are. I was, as always innocently
Speaker 2: innocently about to set something up about naming of cars,
Speaker 2: and somehow we've gone down a side road that I
Speaker 2: didn't know we were going to go down today, and
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit scared. Turns out Jack's wife what's
Speaker 2: her name for his dandeel? I want of a better placeholder.
Speaker 2: Let's just say brain has a name for his standing
Speaker 2: on rangers. Okay has a name for it. Turns out
Speaker 2: this is that they're not the only couple Chris and Pats.
Speaker 2: They also have names for each other's things. But then
Speaker 2: I can't move on because I find out Jack teases
Speaker 2: me this is what he does.
Speaker 3: Okay, I was trying to that, you're not hungry anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm no chewing on this boat. And there's a wrong
Speaker 2: choice of works as well. He glets me know it's
Speaker 2: an exotic name. He's married to an exotic lady. All
Speaker 2: of this makes sense. Now we can join the dots.
Speaker 2: An exotic lady would name it an exotic name. Then
Speaker 2: teases me the rest of my life, you can never
Speaker 2: cure the common cold kill COVID nineteen. I'm still thinking,
Speaker 2: what is the name of his thing? Begins with the
Speaker 2: letter P, and it is exotic.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say this. I will only confirm it
Speaker 3: if someone guesses correctly, otherwise it goes to the grave
Speaker 3: with me.
Speaker 2: Fair enough, I respect that Joe in drying Stelle is
Speaker 2: Jack's monsieur Philippe.
Speaker 1: I love the.
Speaker 2: Showing drives down that Monsieur Philippe.
Speaker 3: It's not Philippe.
Speaker 2: Right, okay, that's don't believe we're in this situation and
Speaker 2: we're going to take some course. This is legal what
Speaker 2: we're doing. Who knows, uh, Paul, Good morning, morning, Christian morning,
Speaker 2: past morning.
Speaker 3: Pablo, Pablo is a great guess. It is not Pablo.
Speaker 2: That's on my that was on my name as well,
Speaker 2: Pablo Escobar and his escapade. Paul, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You cool, take care of me. We're all gonna remember
Speaker 2: what we got involved in this morning. Alan, good morning. Yeah, yeah, well,
Speaker 2: asked Jack, what do you think the other name is?
Speaker 2: Exotic begins with the letter P Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go with your gift.
Speaker 2: My Pedro Pedro I think is a strong one.
Speaker 3: Yeap, not Pedro.
Speaker 2: Talking the eyes shift a bit about Pedro Pedro. All right,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. I guess have a good day. Andrea,
Speaker 2: good morning, Good morning everyone, Good morning, Andrew. What do
Speaker 2: you think I think it has to be Pharaoh? No
Speaker 2: more name name.
Speaker 1: Pharaoh.
Speaker 2: I reckon, they've got some sort of special ceremonial music, so.
Speaker 5: Bring out the Pharaoh's movies, is it?
Speaker 3: It's not Pharaoh.
Speaker 2: I'm going to take that one home and say to
Speaker 2: my wife, Hey, How about the Pharaoh?
Speaker 1: Daniel, Good morning, Good morning guys. How's it going?
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty good? What do you think? It's not Pharaoh,
Speaker 2: it's not Pedro? What are you going with? All right?
Speaker 1: Is the peka called Pierre?
Speaker 2: Yeah, not Monsieur Pierre. We've already discounted that. But is
Speaker 2: it simply Pierre.
Speaker 3: It's the closest one. But it's not Pierre. It is European.
Speaker 4: It is European. Is it's European? You're so close, Daniel,
Speaker 4: very close to the pin. How exciting for Daniel as
Speaker 4: we continue to play, Continue to.
Speaker 2: Back tomorrow tomorrow, gentle Hangman returns tomorrow only on going
Speaker 2: one O four point three?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: It's my final thing? All last one for today and
Speaker 2: then I will return to play tomorrow. Pepe, that's it.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've got it.
Speaker 2: He's walked out. I finally made him more. I've got it.
Speaker 2: I wrote down Pats and I had had three years
Speaker 2: Pablau Pascual, and then I had Pepe, I have one genital.
Speaker 2: Jack has actually walked out the studio for the first time.
Speaker 3: Are you coming back?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know where this leave is
Speaker 2: his love life now when everythink's the Pepe is a
Speaker 2: think of us. He's going to think of me guessing anyway,
Speaker 2: that was fun.
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Speaker 3: We call I think We're cool. Let's just all agree,
Speaker 3: do not speak about the last half hour ever again.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what you're talking about. The show
Speaker 2: is beginning right now.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Can I just say one thing nothing to do with that.
Speaker 2: It's now about I'm just trying to protect you. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: it's now about damage limitation. As someone who has occasionally
Speaker 2: said stuff which has created drama at home, you really
Speaker 2: shouldn't have said anything to you.
Speaker 3: Why I already texted it.
Speaker 2: There's your first mistake. Well, first mistake was actually mentioned
Speaker 2: it to me and giving me a letter. That was
Speaker 2: your first big mistake. You better just say nothing.
Speaker 3: And but she catches the podcast. I don't want it
Speaker 3: to be driving along, you know later today or tomorrow
Speaker 3: when she hears it for the first time.
Speaker 2: For what a gift? What have you actually said? I
Speaker 2: just said, he is out the bag.
Speaker 3: I said I've gone and done something naughty. She said,
Speaker 3: oh no, what I said? We had I told them
Speaker 3: we had a name for Pepe and they guessed what
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 2: It almost sounds like a hostage text. I told them,
Speaker 2: I told them the animals, the animals. What in exchange
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Speaker 2: We need to do some T shirts?
Speaker 3: And no, no, no, this is this is really the
Speaker 3: if you heard from six to sixty five this morning,
Speaker 3: that's your little secret, our secret, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Trying to make us into a secret. Now we're all
Speaker 2: in this sick little game. You're right, Patsy. Remember last
Speaker 2: week we're talking about pencils and stuff that we get
Speaker 2: just a little short, little stubby one Peba.
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