Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Patsy, come on in Jack post. Oh guys, how.
Speaker 3: Was everyone's sunny weekend? I think because the weather's so
Speaker 3: great at the moment. It's like, you know, it's a treat.
Speaker 3: It's not like it'scau summer where you take it for granted.
Speaker 3: I think because you know it's autumn and it's bloody head.
Speaker 3: It was fresh this morning getting up. It felt like
Speaker 3: a completely a different year had come in overnight. I
Speaker 3: went to bed and I was like getting what I
Speaker 3: just wore a T shirt in the morning. Wake up,
Speaker 3: it's another country. I've woken up and I've been time traveling. Patsy,
Speaker 3: how was your weekend? How was bris Vegas?
Speaker 4: And the loveliest weekend? Really lovely weekend. They flew me
Speaker 4: up to see Beauty and the Beast on stage, which
Speaker 4: is coming here to Melbourne June twenty nine. What are
Speaker 4: you laughing at, Jack, No.
Speaker 5: It just sounds like you're getting all the contractual stuff
Speaker 5: out of the way.
Speaker 2: Just put the contract into.
Speaker 4: It was fabulous. It was so so good and I've
Speaker 4: got so what we've seen in pats in the base
Speaker 4: on the stage.
Speaker 3: It was amazing. The photo Pats and red carpet amazing.
Speaker 3: Kind of what do you call that a green jumpsuit?
Speaker 4: Yes, it's kind of like a safari dress, wasn't it?
Speaker 4: Yes it was. It was in a still dress. And
Speaker 4: my wife.
Speaker 3: Alerted me too, and my god, Pats looks amazing and
Speaker 3: men look at photos. Yeah, she's pretaty happy there. My
Speaker 3: wife does that thing when she zooms in on other
Speaker 3: women's photos. What can you ask her where she got that?
Speaker 3: Maybe I can see the tag a jeweler or something,
Speaker 3: you know, with the eyeglass great as well. Yeah, I've
Speaker 3: got to do that that pincer movement for every photo
Speaker 3: of another woman. And even when we take family photos,
Speaker 3: my well for them forensically going this is the best
Speaker 3: one where I went? Is that because you look great?
Speaker 3: Because you tied gray man with his arm around you.
Speaker 3: Who's that ghost? That's me? You don't like it batch
Speaker 3: the future where he's fading out. I think I'm gradually
Speaker 3: fading out of family photos as they get gray fading
Speaker 3: to great. Great.
Speaker 2: So anyway, you went up to see Beauty in the Bean.
Speaker 4: That was great and the be our guest number is fabulous.
Speaker 4: It's like nearly fifteen minutes of just full on extravaganza
Speaker 4: on stage. It was brilliant. Lumier is amazing. Gaston. I
Speaker 4: swear to god, he's like the love child of Jim Carrey.
Speaker 4: This guy on stage, you'd swear is Jim Carrey. He
Speaker 4: sounds like him, he looks like him, his persona is
Speaker 4: like him. He's Brillian awesome. Jackson Head is his name.
Speaker 4: He's a Melbourne, a Melbourne performer, and he is going
Speaker 4: to be huge. I last saw Beauty in the Beast
Speaker 4: with Hugh Jackman. I think it was here or many
Speaker 4: decades ago. I say before it was big show before,
Speaker 4: but the style, yeah, before, he was huge in Hollywood.
Speaker 4: But this is amazing. You've got to see it if
Speaker 4: you possibly can. But the other thing that really imports me.
Speaker 3: So you just went up. So what great weekend away from.
Speaker 4: The So there was like six or seven of us
Speaker 4: from various sort of media representatives flown up. We felt
Speaker 4: very spoiled, very special. You know, I got to the
Speaker 4: hotel circle.
Speaker 3: You and I are not.
Speaker 2: I didn't see anything of media.
Speaker 3: I've checked my inbox, I've checked my spam. Nothing about
Speaker 3: media representation.
Speaker 4: But we got to the hotel and they'd left beautiful
Speaker 4: roses in our room and chocolates. It was just we
Speaker 4: were so spoiled. It was a beautiful weekend and the
Speaker 4: best shower ever.
Speaker 2: Do you mean the best shower?
Speaker 4: Oh my god? These showers in the hotel where they
Speaker 4: put us up.
Speaker 3: Would you know one of those big sort of white Now.
Speaker 4: I don't like the rain water heads. No, this was
Speaker 4: just like on the shower rail. But it was just
Speaker 4: the best shower. It was like the water pressure was
Speaker 4: like blunt force. It was so strong.
Speaker 2: I love that. I love it. It's like a carture gurn.
Speaker 4: It was wash me and really hot, like you could
Speaker 4: get what is you wanted. It was so good you.
Speaker 3: Don't want to get out of a great shower. I'm
Speaker 3: so happy in here. It's like a rebirth. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I had three showers on Saturday, and I made sure.
Speaker 3: It was so good. His course, I that's why it's
Speaker 3: a fifteen and she come back, she's.
Speaker 2: Coming another bloody shower. Start start the sun again.
Speaker 4: And then yesterday I had like a midday flight, but
Speaker 4: I made sure to get up extra early so I
Speaker 4: could squeeze two showers in before I went to the airport.
Speaker 4: It was so good.
Speaker 3: If I'm head of pr at Disney and thinking twenty
Speaker 3: percent break was about what we flew up.
Speaker 2: Therefore the bloody shower.
Speaker 3: They could have just saved a lot of money and
Speaker 3: just basically put a new shower in your home.
Speaker 2: Packs It was so good was the hotel. Center's a
Speaker 2: bill for.
Speaker 3: The four stars for Beauty of the Beast, five stars
Speaker 3: for the shower.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: Podcast, Patty, I get it about a great shower. A
Speaker 3: good shower is actually it's like a life changing experience.
Speaker 3: You before, however you were feeling, and then you have
Speaker 3: this shower and you get out, you do you feel
Speaker 3: reborn again?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Totally. Passis confessed to that she actually went onto the
Speaker 3: Rich's Hotel in Brisbane where she was put up for
Speaker 3: the weekend, and left a review mainly about the shower.
Speaker 3: Can we please hear the review?
Speaker 4: All right, I've got it up, world's best shower.
Speaker 3: Have you gone on to the Disney website to actually
Speaker 3: who flee you up there for the weekend to do
Speaker 3: a review of Beauty in the Beast? Well?
Speaker 4: I did online. Plus we'll be doing more in June.
Speaker 4: But This shower needs to be applauded because it is
Speaker 4: world's best shower. Exclamation. Gurney's strength eased my woes and
Speaker 4: body aches. Temperature perfect as hot as you need. Highly
Speaker 4: recommend to stay here, if not just for their shower.
Speaker 3: I mean it's a great review. However, if I'm googling
Speaker 3: work to stay in Brisbane, I see that and I'm
Speaker 3: thinking this person is mad. Nothing about any I'm not
Speaker 3: thinking a show go it's this the hotel shower. They're
Speaker 3: normally pretty good, aren't they?
Speaker 2: These days? Chained like that.
Speaker 5: There's something about extra pressure though, you know, Annie Lee
Speaker 5: Eddie's old place had an illegal amount of pressure in
Speaker 5: his shower. A plumber did. Plumber knew him and was
Speaker 5: a fan of the show, and told him after he'd
Speaker 5: been through the house, Hey, I've switched on some kind
Speaker 5: of illegal pressure for I never had a shower there.
Speaker 2: But he said, ms Noah, hack where they can turbo booster?
Speaker 5: They turbo boosted Andy's house. I don't know how this is.
Speaker 3: This is why Beck fell in love with that man.
Speaker 3: You come for Andy, you stay for that hack.
Speaker 2: Another five star review.
Speaker 3: From the Christian Connell Show podcast, My Kids Are Watching
Speaker 3: the brilliant Netflix documentary, The Beckham Documentary at the moment
Speaker 3: we watched a couple months ago. It's some it's brilliant
Speaker 3: anyway because it's the nineties and it must be like
Speaker 3: going time trapped him for them. They were they were
Speaker 3: going what's what's there's a clip when Beckham was very young.
Speaker 3: It must have been a nineteen and you remember years
Speaker 3: ago in the nineties on TV shows when they would
Speaker 3: have guests and they would like to take calls on
Speaker 3: TV shows that they would all be on they have
Speaker 3: telephones TI there is to make it look like now
Speaker 3: they don't need to because they weren't actually hearing them
Speaker 3: in that phone Jamber, that thing with that colmn. There
Speaker 3: was just that they'd be on the phone going, oh
Speaker 3: hi David of Craigie Boy, what's the question for David Beckham?
Speaker 3: They did be holding phones up. All right, We're going
Speaker 3: to go back to the nineties and nineteen ninety in
Speaker 3: the Golden Year, the Wonder Year. This week, this is
Speaker 3: going to play the one second Winner where we played
Speaker 3: some of the big songs of nineteen ninety just on
Speaker 3: one second clip. All right, First of all, they're in
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety, The big news was Nelson and Delawas freed
Speaker 3: after spending and unbelievable twenty seven years, most of it
Speaker 3: in solitary confinement in prison. Homo Alone was the big
Speaker 3: surprise hit of the year, becoming the highest grossing comedy
Speaker 3: of all time until Hangover Part two came out in
Speaker 3: twenty eleven. Homolone is still on those perfect comedy movies. Alright,
Speaker 3: we watch every Christmas and it's stalled as not. It
Speaker 3: ages so perfectly. It's a great movie. Ghost was the
Speaker 3: biggest rom com of the year. About you love this movie?
Speaker 4: It was huge saw at the cinema. You know Paul
Speaker 4: Hogan was meant to get that role.
Speaker 3: No, seriously, very very different vibe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank goodness. It went to Patrick Swayzey. Yes, it's beautiful, Maley.
Speaker 3: So many great TV shows came out in nineteen ninety
Speaker 3: as well, Law and Order and I Got in One
Speaker 3: Little Fighter.
Speaker 4: My mom got Scared of a movement with your aunty
Speaker 4: and Uncle in Bellaire.
Speaker 3: The Encyclopedia Britannica saw its highest all time sells. Do
Speaker 3: they still sells? People still buying hard copies of that now?
Speaker 3: I don't know why we need to know how many
Speaker 3: we sold that year, But one hundred and twenty thousand
Speaker 3: I sold that year, and the facts keep coming. The
Speaker 3: number of librarians also peaked in nineteen ninety. We're ten
Speaker 3: two hundred active librarians in Australia. Sports wise, John Macroe
Speaker 3: first of a player to be thrown out of the
Speaker 3: Australian Open. Do you imagine that?
Speaker 2: That's my question?
Speaker 3: The question us still edgy now, is it? I know
Speaker 3: we people laugh at curios, but you've got nothing on Macroroe.
Speaker 2: That's my question. The question it's like.
Speaker 3: A manchild having a tantrum, isn't it. Well, Christian know
Speaker 3: Connell's show podcast. There's by the one second Winner. This
Speaker 3: is where when we're doing the Golden Year, we go
Speaker 3: back to a year. We're talking about what happened that year,
Speaker 3: and then we've got some of the big songs from
Speaker 3: that year. So it's nineteen ninety by the way, Pats, eighties, nineties,
Speaker 3: two thousands would you think was the greatest decade?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's really hard. I think eighties maybe for
Speaker 4: its weird fashion and the music, but.
Speaker 3: Then every decade that every decade throws up something. The
Speaker 3: nineties did as well.
Speaker 4: But it's your Hayday, isn't it. In the eighties, like,
Speaker 4: you know, nothing hurt, Everything was fun, no responsibility.
Speaker 3: Pain had been invented.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I suffered in the nineties. Obviously a decade later.
Speaker 5: It's so pain the pain.
Speaker 2: Pain came in, the pain came down.
Speaker 5: But I think you are nostalgic for those years where
Speaker 5: you grow up. So for me, it's the nineties because
Speaker 5: that's where I was spent most of my childhood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for me, it's kind of like I'm even between
Speaker 3: the eighties and nineties parts. I think they both were
Speaker 3: two thousands. You don't quite have the same feeling for
Speaker 3: it's slight sort of everyone came a bit too knowing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was in the eighties and nineties. There was not
Speaker 3: so much awareness was now. I think people realize there
Speaker 3: was the advent of reality TV, but people realized they
Speaker 3: could get famous by doing very little.
Speaker 5: Although I wish I could have some more knowing of
Speaker 5: myself as a teenager in the two thousands, especially during
Speaker 5: my EMO era.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go back to nineteen nineties. So Big
Speaker 3: Songs nineteen ninety one second from each clip, Jack and
Speaker 3: Patsy taking each other on you can play along as well.
Speaker 3: You can.
Speaker 2: Oh, I Got the Power?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, even Stevens Snap the Power tune. As we're
Speaker 3: going through some of these songs and playing about the answers,
Speaker 3: let's have I think what songs we want to play
Speaker 3: for the next twenty minutes from the nineties Snap the
Speaker 3: Power all right one?
Speaker 2: All oh.
Speaker 4: Oh, Skinny, but yeah, I love that bit of it.
Speaker 3: I don't know what he's doing in that bar more
Speaker 3: all the women Unskinny bart poisoned tune all right two
Speaker 3: one to Pats.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's ready. Yeah, what's the name of it?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 2: It all comes down to they're all workings out loud.
Speaker 4: To sing that in a movie? What was that movie
Speaker 4: where he's singing that song and murders it in a
Speaker 4: good way? No, that's right too, thanks for it would.
Speaker 3: Be Jack Quiet. Yeah. I can't imagine it being anyse
Speaker 3: white shirt or born the fourth of July. That would
Speaker 3: have been strange.
Speaker 2: All right, what's this Groovers in the Hut? Well, it's amazing.
Speaker 3: Dla Groover is in the heart.
Speaker 2: Tom bru sings this.
Speaker 3: Played this on my college radio show that I had
Speaker 3: at seventeen in the nineties. Peter Simmons College Radio.
Speaker 2: No, thankfully, Oh you too quick to answer that anyway.
Speaker 3: Buried them, buried them, buried. They're under the cobo, under
Speaker 3: a under the under the grand.
Speaker 4: That's strucky boy, well done that nineteen ninety. I would
Speaker 4: have sworn that was lat than nineties.
Speaker 2: I would have not earlier, all right from nineteen ninety.
Speaker 4: Oh, we play it all the time. Nausea and chain reaction.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: Excuse I think that must be something my head. So
Speaker 3: I hear Pats say ad nause him about the music.
Speaker 4: We are all who said that you're hair dressed.
Speaker 2: No, you just said it, just now said play this
Speaker 2: agnawse you well, we.
Speaker 4: Do a lot.
Speaker 6: It's a song.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying it's not.
Speaker 3: It's un Australian from having a party.
Speaker 4: Film that's clipping a city cover. I remember bluestone, I
Speaker 4: can't remember the name of it.
Speaker 3: Sort of spews the sort of random ad nauseum. He's
Speaker 3: say that about. I got a littit skined.
Speaker 2: I didn't even say you won't find those tapes.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Every Sunday evening, my wife's mother comes around. We have
Speaker 3: dinner together. It's a nice edition, you know. Anyway, yesterday
Speaker 3: a lot of the talk was my mother in law
Speaker 3: spends most of her waking hours sat in front of
Speaker 3: the TV. The projects every night, the news in the morning,
Speaker 3: the news at lunchtime, at the news six six o'clock.
Speaker 3: She's one of those and people who consume a lot
Speaker 3: in life. It's about inputs and outputs. You've gotta be
Speaker 3: really careful about what you let seep in. We all
Speaker 3: have friends that we care about who have stayed in
Speaker 3: forums online. Start talking about the deep state. You know,
Speaker 3: when you listen you need steap way of the computer.
Speaker 3: Mother all there was like, you know about this new
Speaker 3: radio show in Melbourne, like like it was used to.
Speaker 2: Pretty much to speed with it.
Speaker 3: And then my wife was that he's doing these ben
Speaker 3: things at the moment she didn't want to hear about that.
Speaker 3: She went, the man on the TV was talking about
Speaker 3: what he was talking about and I couldn't believe. And
Speaker 3: then Lowe's who's seventeen. If you have a seventeen year old,
Speaker 3: they like to stir things up. She goes, noan on
Speaker 3: his first day, was he want bum sex? She went,
Speaker 3: My mother.
Speaker 2: Went to be fair to us. He was.
Speaker 3: He was, so she said he was telling the truth.
Speaker 3: He told me to tell the truth. And then my
Speaker 3: mother and I went, what do you mean by that?
Speaker 3: We don't, we don't, we do not need this end
Speaker 3: now this now. Anyway, twice I've seen this, this giant
Speaker 3: sort of thing that new Kids on the Block would
Speaker 3: have actually toured in the nineties in a sort of
Speaker 3: it's a tour bus. It's a bus, it's huge, and
Speaker 3: apparently it's a broadcast studio for Carl and Jackie O.
Speaker 3: There was. They're certainly not in it, and I don't
Speaker 3: think they're being at this time this year, anytime this year.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I saw it Friday parked up outside the
Speaker 3: Best Western on the Nepean. I thought, that's a bit od.
Speaker 3: Shouldn't it just be out sort of earning its keep
Speaker 3: promoting the show? And then yesterday afternoon, still parks outside
Speaker 3: the Best Western.
Speaker 2: That's where the bus driver started. Because it was on
Speaker 2: a driving list of my daughter. She goes, maybe Dad,
Speaker 2: they're staying there.
Speaker 3: He's got he's got planes come and jack Yo, they're
Speaker 3: ever going to be in a Melbourne okay, And they're
Speaker 3: not certainly staying at the Best and Western overlooking the
Speaker 3: Nepean Highway.
Speaker 2: Quick, Jackie, put all the shampoos and conditions. Just see
Speaker 2: there's a red rooster road late on this one.
Speaker 3: In half an hour's time, we're talking about what we
Speaker 3: are doing because we started the fight back last week.
Speaker 3: We need your bins. I tell you why in half
Speaker 3: an hour's time. But right now, said Christian test using
Speaker 3: six words, a less.
Speaker 2: Telling about your week?
Speaker 3: Did you hike and go to church to confess?
Speaker 2: Did you go to church to confess?
Speaker 3: People might be new and flicking around the moment, might
Speaker 3: hear the name Christian and thinkers, it's like.
Speaker 5: Maybe Rio put hike in there as well, because he
Speaker 5: did that big four kilometer walk yesterday.
Speaker 2: My god, you was this?
Speaker 3: But this is a Rio came in studio today and
Speaker 3: I said, how is your weekend? He went for a
Speaker 3: big old walk yesterday.
Speaker 2: Jack and I went, oh wow, yes, it's a beautiful day.
Speaker 2: How far I find you?
Speaker 3: Know you guys, I was a huge one himself. Four
Speaker 3: k o steady, their young pilgrim.
Speaker 4: I did more than that, shopping on to say, four
Speaker 4: k is.
Speaker 2: A big walk all the way from Carlton to Richmond.
Speaker 3: You must have got your sex to now in case
Speaker 3: you got lost the horizon. Now, I've been walking for
Speaker 3: so long.
Speaker 2: Please, I'm a weary traveler. Can I rest my blony?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 2: I am Sancho Panjaz.
Speaker 3: There was three three four three. It's a stroll, all right?
Speaker 3: Six word weekend? Focus everyone, come on focus, six word weekend?
Speaker 3: Will you tell us how we've been up to over
Speaker 3: the weekend in six words and then text it in
Speaker 3: four seventy five three one oh four three.
Speaker 2: Patsy, what's it for you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well, of course be our guest in bris Vegas. I
Speaker 4: was very nicely flown up to Brisbane for Beauty in
Speaker 4: the Beast on stage, which meant that the love God
Speaker 4: had to hold the fort. So Audrey was coming home
Speaker 4: from camp Friday ironically had to do all her washing,
Speaker 4: or Chris did, because I was going away for the weekend.
Speaker 4: But she came home in the same clothes she wore
Speaker 4: when she left, so she actually hadn't changed really for
Speaker 4: like two days.
Speaker 3: Just fair. When you try and change them at that,
Speaker 3: they don't understand. They look you like you're the ones
Speaker 3: with the problem.
Speaker 4: And I said to Chris, so, really, I don't think
Speaker 4: you've got any washing because she's wearing the same clothes.
Speaker 4: But she had a great time, except she effectively kind
Speaker 4: of slept on the forest floor because her air mattress
Speaker 4: wasn't working. The plug apparently terrible, so she had like
Speaker 4: a bit of plastic. Yeah, she was sleeping on like
Speaker 4: a bit of plastic. Anyway. One of the highlights get
Speaker 4: this school camps. One of the highlights. They took them
Speaker 4: to Australia's the spot of Australia's most corrosive soil, say again,
Speaker 4: And they had the Australia's most erosive soil and they
Speaker 4: had to do some sort of project surrounding this most
Speaker 4: erosive soil and they got to keep like a slab
Speaker 4: or a little bit of clay from it.
Speaker 3: We've got to talk about change all the plans now, team,
Speaker 3: we have to take calls about what was the highlight
Speaker 3: of your school trip going to Australia's most erosive soil.
Speaker 4: Soil and they got to keep apparently the clay in it.
Speaker 2: Well, they got to keep some of it. Yes, it's
Speaker 2: the most just four for your hands.
Speaker 4: She's got like this lump of clay on her bed
Speaker 4: in the house, not paper, won't I don't want that
Speaker 4: in the house.
Speaker 3: Glowing in the dark. It's like a bit of Chernobyl's right.
Speaker 3: So that was the house stranger things. You know, when
Speaker 3: when they go to bed at night, there's that thing.
Speaker 3: They're getting a bit of talking to some other lump
Speaker 3: of clay somewhere else in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: They're creating a neural network.
Speaker 4: So that wasp. So I had to do all the washing.
Speaker 3: However do you do when you go away, and do
Speaker 3: you worry that Chris are going to scrub all the washing? Right?
Speaker 3: Because I know late yesterday, even right when I was
Speaker 3: doing all the checks. Let's just go to bed now, please,
Speaker 3: my wife is going. I said, don't worry about the washing,
Speaker 3: and I will do that today because my wife's leaving
Speaker 3: at like six am. My wife was preloading it and
Speaker 3: she said, oh I need you, Chris is just turn
Speaker 3: this on. She's taken out human error Christian eraror so
Speaker 3: she was like, actually loading up last night. I can
Speaker 3: do all this one or you need please just turn
Speaker 3: it on. It's already I've already pre selected it to
Speaker 3: the don't adjust the set or anything. Just turn it
Speaker 3: off when it finishes, get out, don't do anything else
Speaker 3: I'll do some more washes because she's a way enough
Speaker 3: ned she please don't do any more wash it. Oh
Speaker 3: you worried? True?
Speaker 2: Are you wondering me out?
Speaker 3: No? No, No, I've got this. I'm fifty one. I've been learning,
Speaker 3: I've been making notes.
Speaker 4: It's just like it's not in your DNA. And I've
Speaker 4: got to admit. As I touched the doorhandle to go
Speaker 4: in the house, I felt the anxiety come back.
Speaker 3: It's like a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Anyway, don't get me wrong. His knee is so bunned
Speaker 4: up at the moment, like it's really bad. And he
Speaker 4: did it an amazing job and had to take ords
Speaker 4: into Hawthorne yesterday for this workshop. Like he did a
Speaker 4: great job.
Speaker 3: My god. Another big pilgrimission when his four k walk
Speaker 3: from Calm to Richmond, Chris navigated the treacherous canal to
Speaker 3: get from the over the West Gate to Hawthorne.
Speaker 4: But the washing, so there was a load in the machine.
Speaker 4: And what he had done, God bless he did the washing,
Speaker 4: but he'd put everything in there. We had the white
Speaker 4: T shirts in with the dark black jeans in ray teals,
Speaker 4: and I just I could feel like clinching more moral, like,
Speaker 4: oh God.
Speaker 3: How quickly between seeing it did you say something? Was
Speaker 3: there even a second instant? There was a shriek from
Speaker 3: morning snow filter.
Speaker 2: It's all just comes. It's like a wood chipper. He
Speaker 2: goes in, so God.
Speaker 4: Bless him for doing it. But it's okay, like you
Speaker 4: didn't have to do it.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Tell us about your weekend in six words? What did
Speaker 3: he GetUp to this weekend?
Speaker 2: Christian? I your producer are real. I went for a
Speaker 2: massive hike.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a Rio came in today, Tann and Jack
Speaker 3: and I has been a big old massive order almost
Speaker 3: four kilometers. Yes, Fish, I went for a big old hike.
Speaker 3: It was five hundred meters Patrick, well done. Wow. I
Speaker 3: mean did you do a journal entry though, because Rio
Speaker 3: actually told me that he actually did a journal entry
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 2: Saw so much of.
Speaker 3: Life today in almost an hour and thirty seven I
Speaker 3: stood a maybe get up to five by the.
Speaker 2: End of the year.
Speaker 3: What did you see? I have the trams.
Speaker 2: It was actually such a lovely autumnal walk from Carlton
Speaker 2: to Richmond.
Speaker 4: People were having parties in the nature strips.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's lovely when you do walk more, you
Speaker 3: see more, don't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Make it on your phone. Yeah, I won't ever, but
Speaker 2: I like it. I do like the idea of it.
Speaker 5: People who have no time to party for me, guys,
Speaker 5: keep I'm walking on.
Speaker 3: The key by two point two at the moment. Please
Speaker 3: sponsor me water or anything for my horse, and very
Speaker 3: sponsor some cheese, some bread or cheese.
Speaker 2: Please in your now, dear journal. It's the best of times.
Speaker 2: It's the worst of time.
Speaker 3: I was waiting for seventeen seconds for the latest change
Speaker 3: across the treppe torrid waters. Christian my weekend kids taxi
Speaker 3: no time for us Christian. I highlight my school count
Speaker 3: was camping next to a paddock with an electric fence
Speaker 3: and all the kids made a human chain to touch it. Well,
Speaker 3: you're just having the best of times, aren't you, Jackie boy?
Speaker 3: How was your weekend? So on Friday, which I was
Speaker 3: salking about, you're going away to Warburton for the weekend.
Speaker 2: Yes, I would call it holiday. Is not really a
Speaker 2: holiday when you're holidaying with children? Can I just say?
Speaker 3: Body language at the moment is when they sort of
Speaker 3: arrest someone, they go put your hands on your head
Speaker 3: and they say surrender. The body language is you try.
Speaker 3: So you still haven't learn that you need to surrender.
Speaker 3: That to being a parent to a young.
Speaker 5: Child, that word could have been the word of the weekend.
Speaker 5: Now we made some beautiful memories this weekend, some really
Speaker 5: top tier things that we'll remember for the rest of
Speaker 5: our lives. But if I compare it to when Bank
Speaker 5: and I went to Warburton three months ago and Gordy
Speaker 5: stayed with Mom and dad, world's apart in terms of relaxation,
Speaker 5: reduce nation, feeling like.
Speaker 2: You've actually had a holiday.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, So what happened as soon as you
Speaker 3: get there, because not just that, even just packing up
Speaker 3: the car. So Gordon's too, there's so much gear you
Speaker 3: have to take with it. You could be going away
Speaker 3: for six months. It's like going with Un Korea on
Speaker 3: one of his intrepid treks. You know, do Neil Camino first.
Speaker 2: Thing he did.
Speaker 5: So we're staying in an airbnb that we're staying in
Speaker 5: for free because last time I was in it, they
Speaker 5: locked We accidentally got locked in and they felt bad
Speaker 5: for us, so they said in wintertime, come back again.
Speaker 5: So it's a lovely renovated church. The first thing that
Speaker 5: Gord he does is he walks in there, picks up
Speaker 5: a thousand piece puzzle off the shelf, throws it all
Speaker 5: over the floor.
Speaker 3: Yeah. See, there you go. He's just saying this everything
Speaker 3: around here, I could just f this up and oh
Speaker 3: my god, oh my.
Speaker 5: And the way he was straight away, it was like
Speaker 5: he was setting a tone.
Speaker 2: This is it. This is the gauntlet I went down.
Speaker 3: You're welcome, you welcome life. Anything nice here, I could
Speaker 3: just smear hands on it. They got peanut bunch. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna smit it along the wall.
Speaker 5: What I'm saying is you now have to watch me
Speaker 5: for the next forty eight hours.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like basically taking a bandy behaved dog in there.
Speaker 3: But any moment someone could get knocked over or you
Speaker 3: can't fully relax. Now.
Speaker 5: There was a huge oversight when we were there. Biank
Speaker 5: and I were there last time. We noticed that there
Speaker 5: was a cot, so I just assumed the cup would
Speaker 5: be there again. But I didn't actually say to them,
Speaker 5: we're bringing a toddler. Is there a cot? Just assumed
Speaker 5: he would be there again. He wasn't there.
Speaker 4: Oh, and face it, the car was already full. You
Speaker 4: couldn't have fitted a broader cot in there.
Speaker 5: We didn't even didn't even think about because so what
Speaker 5: did you do? So that we rolled out the sofa bed.
Speaker 5: There's only one other bed there, so rolled out the
Speaker 5: sofa bed. But he couldn't believe his luck.
Speaker 2: That he's having a double bed.
Speaker 5: He's never slept in anything that's not got the walls
Speaker 5: up around him.
Speaker 2: He's like he's out in prison as well, he's not
Speaker 2: got the bars.
Speaker 3: And he did he fly to Andy do free for him?
Speaker 5: He was free, and he's so much so that Bianca
Speaker 5: went and slept with him in the middle of the night,
Speaker 5: like hold him down.
Speaker 3: She said, it's one of the guards to contain him. Swarm, swarm, swarm.
Speaker 2: She said.
Speaker 5: He She woke up at one point and he wasn't there,
Speaker 5: and he was crawling alot along the top of the guy.
Speaker 2: And so what happens is people on Monday go, how's
Speaker 2: your weekend? Are you going away?
Speaker 3: How didn't you go? You're actually more tired than Friday.
Speaker 3: You just just what the last two days? You've be
Speaker 3: in a better state right now. Jack actually came in today.
Speaker 3: He'd like he'd done two marathons. He actually looks broken
Speaker 3: by life. Hence my hands on the head, I surrender, surrender?
Speaker 2: Did me here? Christian were insane?
Speaker 3: How it is?
Speaker 1: The Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 3: My weekend is six words. It all happened yesterday evening.
Speaker 3: Sunday night is the bewitching hours, aren't they? Sunday night?
Speaker 3: Even though we're no longer at school. It leaves a
Speaker 3: kind of echo, the Sunday night blues sometimes is feeling
Speaker 3: I love my I've've got a great life. I am blessed.
Speaker 3: But he saw every Sunday night you get that churn
Speaker 3: in your stomach. And anyway, yesterday evening, I suddenly hear
Speaker 3: from upstairs my wife just go, oh God, Chris, and
Speaker 3: I know somethings sad has happened, right. I go upstairs
Speaker 3: and I see what she's done, and I just said,
Speaker 3: oh God, why did you even open that?
Speaker 2: We have a cupboard.
Speaker 3: And it might sound innocuous enough, but if you're struggling
Speaker 3: in the early years, Jack after a weekend away and
Speaker 3: those are exhausting the first couple of years. The change
Speaker 3: with young kids is galatial. It's small, small, incremental change,
Speaker 3: and then suddenly it gets a lot bigger. Then suddenly
Speaker 3: you're the other side of it where the sun is
Speaker 3: starting to set on the kind of parents that we've
Speaker 3: been for years. My wife and I were the seventeen
Speaker 3: year old to be leaving home next year, and at
Speaker 3: nineteen and was twenty year old who has already left home.
Speaker 3: I see that my wife, she's actually collapsed in in
Speaker 3: on herself by the art cupboard. We've had with these
Speaker 3: art materials since they were little kids. I accidentally opened
Speaker 3: it near the day and shut it immediately. You know,
Speaker 3: it goes busters where he opens the fridge and Zool's
Speaker 3: in there and that's all demon goes. And he just
Speaker 3: goes shut the fridge and he goes, nothing in there.
Speaker 2: Let's just leave because he does he want.
Speaker 3: To deal with what's in there. And it was like glues, glitter,
Speaker 3: paints pans and those have been there for nineteen years.
Speaker 3: And my wife had opened it up because you need
Speaker 3: to get something out, and it was like literally was
Speaker 3: I can blast on the past. And she was actually sobbing.
Speaker 3: She was like, I just want to go back to it.
Speaker 3: I went, They're not dead, I said, but this is,
Speaker 3: like she said, it's like a museum. Of child and
Speaker 3: I went, it's actually a museum of sad, I said,
Speaker 3: I actually opened it last week. Shut it straight away.
Speaker 3: I needed something in there. I went to an art
Speaker 3: supply shop brought something new because I wasn't. I just
Speaker 3: didn't have enough to open what was in there, to
Speaker 3: confront the past jacket. It's literally all in there. So
Speaker 3: I said, said, man, do we need to lock it?
Speaker 3: I said, I don't think we can live our lives
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 5: Can't you organize like one last hurrah, a craft day.
Speaker 2: Where time my wife and I going in, not just.
Speaker 5: You, but the girls as well, all put googly eyes
Speaker 5: on one last art session.
Speaker 2: I think, is is he got the big sea? Or
Speaker 2: what's he going to do at the end of it?
Speaker 3: The reason why we're doing this is but it's got
Speaker 3: the big sea. It's not got much long good girls, No,
Speaker 3: there's always time for art. Maybe we need to get
Speaker 3: out there. You're right, Yeah, this weekend I'm going to
Speaker 3: fight and do you know what, it's Mother's Day. Yes,
Speaker 3: they're all coming back home.
Speaker 2: Arts and crafts are coming out. Great idea.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much to everyone whoever the weekend We're
Speaker 3: taking delivery of the brand new binboards, these stickers that
Speaker 3: we've rushed to get made, turning your bins into our billboards.
Speaker 2: Over a thousand were delivered over the weekend.
Speaker 3: It's amazing.
Speaker 5: Tell me if you did the same thing this weekend,
Speaker 5: anytime you drove past a whelib and you thought there's
Speaker 5: some empty real estate, yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, the work has only just begun. A thousand
Speaker 3: of these bench stickers went out over the weekend. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much everyone who's been putting them up. And
Speaker 3: then if you do get them, please send us a photo.
Speaker 3: I love seeing the bins where we're on the curb side,
Speaker 3: even if Binday isn't till Friday.
Speaker 2: Get them been out there working now, all right out there, okay.
Speaker 3: We're on Monday to Friday. Also, what I have noticed
Speaker 3: and some of you putting your pet skin and your
Speaker 3: lovely dogs and cats there involved as well. I could
Speaker 3: see Jackie in a beautiful dog Ziggy looks like he's
Speaker 3: standing guard as well. He's joined the rebel alliance there,
Speaker 3: little Ziggy. However, I think we're going to need a
Speaker 3: tutorio onto our show jack about how to apply these.
Speaker 3: It's like contact. There's some of them look like they're
Speaker 3: doing torn out of journals or magazines include up there.
Speaker 5: Some of them are good, others a lot. I'm seeing
Speaker 5: a lot of wrinkles and just wow. So I'm almost
Speaker 5: wrapped around the side of the bin. I've been put
Speaker 5: on so badly. Don't want to say too much more,
Speaker 5: Tony Sonya Francis. I'm looking at photos.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at you. I'm looking at yeah, Michelle Ripley
Speaker 3: and Lola. No wonder the dogs are looking away from
Speaker 3: They don't want to be in this photo. This was
Speaker 3: not our work, Christian Barbara. That one there, it's a
Speaker 3: jaunty angle and it's it's.
Speaker 2: They need to be applied correctly. How did you do contact?
Speaker 2: Did you get a hard bat book to ruler and
Speaker 2: smash out the air bubble? You know I've never done it.
Speaker 2: Mum used to do our books at school.
Speaker 3: Night mare, Joe, Can we get your mummy on the
Speaker 3: show tomorrow? Administration to do it all right? Join our
Speaker 3: rebelar alliance. In the year twenty twenty four, the Christian
Speaker 3: O'Connell show is under attack. Radio insurgents have breached the
Speaker 3: city walls. Every billboard has been.
Speaker 2: Seized, but a Rebel Alliance is forming.
Speaker 3: If you ever been, you ever born, you just have
Speaker 3: to call the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: Come join us.
Speaker 3: You've seen all the billboards, the posters, the giant busts,
Speaker 3: the trams. It's not going away talking about Carl and Jack.
Speaker 3: Good luck to them. However, we have a job to do.
Speaker 3: You have a job to do as well. We have
Speaker 3: no marketing money. Why I tell you why. We work
Speaker 3: for the same company. It's awkward. The same company detto fair,
Speaker 3: flew me here, gave me a life, here, gave me
Speaker 3: a radio show, supported me, encouraged me, and now are
Speaker 3: trying to destroy me. This is what's happening. They're trying
Speaker 3: to destroy me. Sometimes what we love we destroy. Don't
Speaker 3: let them destroy me. Do not let them destroy me. Okay,
Speaker 3: so we need it is actually what they're trying to do.
Speaker 3: They are literally spending millions to take their own showdown us.
Speaker 3: This is the way of the world, This is the
Speaker 3: way the way for us. Zero marketing money now is
Speaker 3: your bins. We're going to turn them into binboards. Join
Speaker 3: our rebel army. My army.
Speaker 2: You get to pick your own rank.
Speaker 8: Corporal Frances and I'd love to join the army.
Speaker 1: General David from tom I like Juty thirty brother.
Speaker 4: I'm General Duley from East Bendigo.
Speaker 8: Three things to me and I ate three beins for
Speaker 8: my neighbors. Corporal Duey, General Bob from Chelsea.
Speaker 3: Here you go, legends.
Speaker 4: Admiral Cathy from Celtonham.
Speaker 1: Captain Brendan reporting the duty. General Marks from Stanbury.
Speaker 3: We're going to recruit the whole street.
Speaker 8: Dudget Mary and from Samerville.
Speaker 2: They've got to get ridden. There's Carl and get me out.
Speaker 3: I love that, General Bob, Sergeant Marrion and all of you.
Speaker 3: Captain Brendan, thank you so much. Okay, but the work
Speaker 3: has only just begun. A thousand of these stickers have
Speaker 3: gone out. We've got many many more. Please, we need
Speaker 3: your beIN. So tell us what suburb you're going to
Speaker 3: be holding strong, what rank you'd like in our rebel army?
Speaker 3: Call up now and take apart. You don't want to
Speaker 3: be ten twenty years down the line right now. But
Speaker 3: maybe a young grandson or a granddaughter says to you, Grandad,
Speaker 3: what do you do when Kay and Jay came into town?
Speaker 3: And you look awkwardly at your feet, and you think
Speaker 3: about that beIN that was just left blank. There no
Speaker 3: tell them what you actually did, looked them in the
Speaker 3: eye and said, okay.
Speaker 1: In my bin brner, you're listening to the Christian o'cyls
Speaker 1: show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian maybe the c TV over the weekend, But also
Speaker 3: debuted over the weekend was Connor Jackie O's TV commercial.
Speaker 3: It sounds like Rio knew didn't want to say anything
Speaker 3: in a studio. Sour the vibe here today, Rio, we
Speaker 3: are at war. Seven years ago they gave us a
Speaker 3: TV commercially. I was working on my gardeningly from my
Speaker 3: UK radio show. They flew out a young Jack Posts
Speaker 3: they filmed a TV commercial. It was so great they
Speaker 3: never did it again. Let's be honest. Do you need
Speaker 3: to see radio people on TV in a commercial doing
Speaker 3: some old ham fisted actings? We should reshare ours? Oh
Speaker 3: my god, it was a flip chart. You trying to
Speaker 3: teach me Australian terms. I remember radio TV commercial are
Speaker 3: very blun all right, So join our rebel bin army.
Speaker 2: We need your bench to turn them into binboards.
Speaker 3: There's another thing we need right because there has been
Speaker 3: so much demand from you guys. Thank you very much
Speaker 3: to take part in this, we're trying to get them
Speaker 3: out to you as quickly as possible. We even had
Speaker 3: an eleven staff members volunteer of the weekend to go
Speaker 3: out and deliver your stickers if you've got over the weekend.
Speaker 3: They were from people that were just working, not even
Speaker 3: on the radio show, but at the radio station. So
Speaker 3: thank you very much for all the staff members that
Speaker 3: did that as well, Jack Me and Jack Abassi. We're
Speaker 3: going out this week in our local areas as well
Speaker 3: delivering your stickers too. If you've got a shop or
Speaker 3: you want to be a kind of base that we
Speaker 3: can drop some stickers and people who are in the
Speaker 3: area or the neighboring suburbs can come around pick them
Speaker 3: up from your shop. But obviously give your shop a
Speaker 3: huge plug and thank you. Please let us know we've
Speaker 3: got a lot of work to do, a lot of
Speaker 3: ground to cover. It's a big old city nine four
Speaker 3: one four one oh four three. In this Rebel Army,
Speaker 3: you get to pick your own rank. Matt, good morning,
Speaker 3: how are you going.
Speaker 2: I'm good Matt. So you want to join our Rebel
Speaker 2: Bin Army?
Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 6: Well, so I'm from Old Colt. I've got a shop
Speaker 6: in Frankston. We specialize in alternative clothing, heavy metal music,
Speaker 6: horror collectibles, all accessories. And yeah, we'd love to extend
Speaker 6: a discount to anyone that comes in and mentions the show.
Speaker 6: And yeah, that'll be awesome good man.
Speaker 3: So you okay to have some of our binstickers there? Yeah,
Speaker 3: definitely amongst all those and Thax posters in there for
Speaker 3: the Christian O'Connell show as well.
Speaker 6: Please, yes, definitely, we love the Christian Connell show.
Speaker 3: Che Thank you, Matt. And what's the name of your
Speaker 3: shop mate? Where are you of case Pop? Want to
Speaker 3: drop in there?
Speaker 6: That's cold Old cult A lt c v.
Speaker 3: Lt gotcha all right, Matt from Old Colt. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much. I was nervous about saying that, you know,
Speaker 3: be careful, Mick. Good morning. This is Commander Mick.
Speaker 5: Is it tell you been?
Speaker 1: Commander Mick?
Speaker 3: Here find up on the beaches and on the beans.
Speaker 6: Yea ready willing and able to act as a dispatch
Speaker 6: rider to drop your stickers in my local area and
Speaker 6: also deliver.
Speaker 1: Them to your collection points.
Speaker 3: Good man. And where are you based, Commander Mick? Where
Speaker 3: are you a Lower Temple stove? Okay, yeah, we haven't
Speaker 3: had too many questions that erring yet, so you can
Speaker 3: be our man there. Okay, oh spot on now, thank you,
Speaker 3: Brigadier Jane, Good morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Christian Jack.
Speaker 2: How are your lovely weekend?
Speaker 3: So, Brigadier Jane, what suburb are you going to be
Speaker 3: holding strong from the invasion of kine.
Speaker 1: J I'm calling from Santry, Golly, the foothill and and
Speaker 1: I would love.
Speaker 3: We can't have them secure in the dandenongs. I actually
Speaker 3: think our transmitters up there for this radio station. This
Speaker 3: is what the invading armies do as she killed the telecoms.
Speaker 3: That that's it.
Speaker 2: It's over, Brigadier.
Speaker 3: While you making breakfast there, I can hear lot going
Speaker 3: on says that some toastbin butter and one of the
Speaker 3: condiment jars being open peanut butter?
Speaker 2: Is it or jam?
Speaker 3: Anyway?
Speaker 7: Bringing in Thank you very much, Thank you, General Mick. Hello, Mick,
Speaker 7: General McK.
Speaker 3: This is part of our frontline rapid response team.
Speaker 2: He's our guy. He's that guy.
Speaker 3: You shut up pass Kane j With people like this
Speaker 3: on the front line on century duty, Clepsy Melbourne, We've
Speaker 3: got our finest working on this, General Mick.
Speaker 8: General Mick, General mc as me Christian, I can take
Speaker 8: care of one hundred and ten bins.
Speaker 2: Oh, good man, how come.
Speaker 8: I run a beIN skip company in north central Victoria?
Speaker 3: Good Man?
Speaker 2: So one hundred and ten bins?
Speaker 8: One hundred and ten bins, yes, Now we're talking of
Speaker 8: big beans that go on the back of the tracks.
Speaker 3: So the big, big doubler ones. Yes, so we've only
Speaker 3: got these little tiny posters.
Speaker 2: Do we need special sticking?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to get you some special ones made up,
Speaker 3: because allow me some shops, some hotels and businesses who've
Speaker 3: got those really bigger bins they could do with the
Speaker 3: extra large ones.
Speaker 8: That sounds like I'm playing.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll get some made up for you, Thank you
Speaker 2: very much, General MC.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian, I currently work deep behind enemy lines with a
Speaker 3: few young and impressionable people, some enamored by the endless
Speaker 3: marketing at the moment and the Carl and Jackie O Show.
Speaker 2: Christian, the fight is real, The fight for the radio
Speaker 2: channel has never been fiercer. It is never ending, fraught
Speaker 2: with danger and ridly cool. And only with my years
Speaker 2: of experiencing Garland dealing with these young upstarts getting me
Speaker 2: through these last weeks. It times like this, the Christian
Speaker 2: I encourage your listeners to stand up and be the
Speaker 2: leaders these times need stand up and be counted listeners
Speaker 2: to encourage the young, the impressionable and give them a
Speaker 2: hope in their lives. Thank you, my friend. All right,
Speaker 2: join our rebel bin army. We have no money for marketing.
Speaker 2: How can we compete with the imperial war chest of
Speaker 2: the invading carl and Jackie? Oh enough is enough. We
Speaker 2: need your bins. We're going to turn them into bin boards.
Speaker 2: We're sending you stickers. Plaster the stickers on your bins. Christian,
Speaker 2: Sergeant Sharpie here in my rebel army. Then you pick
Speaker 2: your own ranks, Sergeant Sharpier. Our foody club in Newport
Speaker 2: Power Junior Football Club would love to be a base,
Speaker 2: a rebel base of people in the West to grab
Speaker 2: their stickers. We are a little bit light in the
Speaker 2: West at the moment.
Speaker 3: We have teams that all over the rest rolling in
Speaker 3: this weekend. I can hand them the bin stickers, Sergeant sharply.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. And now a moment in history.
Speaker 3: You have a garb on the line. Now, Janelle, Hello, Janelle,
Speaker 3: you're on your rounds right now, doing your good garbo work.
Speaker 3: And what have you just picked up the first one?
Speaker 3: I think, what have you just picked up? I think
Speaker 3: that my first binboard bin this.
Speaker 2: Moment? Wow, Janelle, how did it? How did it look?
Speaker 2: That bin?
Speaker 8: Nice?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 3: Yes? And janew was this sticker well put up? There
Speaker 3: was it level? No Bobby bits down the side?
Speaker 2: I wasn't at that anally looking Yeah, no no, I
Speaker 2: guess you got to get the rounds and to get there.
Speaker 3: But thank you for your and also Janell, you put
Speaker 3: your mine, you put yours up over the weekend.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for doing that.
Speaker 3: So your cat on the bin lid looking feral but
Speaker 3: protecting the sticker as well and doing the cat and
Speaker 3: the dog doing their bit to fight the good fight.
Speaker 2: So thank you very much, Janelle.
Speaker 6: The fact that I could get them together in one
Speaker 6: short is good because the puppy is only six months old.
Speaker 3: Sometimes we must unit, even if we have differences. Enemy
Speaker 3: cats and dogs are coming together. It's bigger than cats
Speaker 3: and dogs. Jell, good on you always a joy talking
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 2: Have a good day coming up next.
Speaker 3: Then we've got brand new miss Her lyrics.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question you know, Carl Show Podcast,
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Very much to Audrews's cording.
Speaker 3: Going to hand out our binstickers, Focus and player Mooney Ponds,
Speaker 3: thank you. Shout out, listen, don't be strangers, focus and plan,
Speaker 3: focus and players everywhere, Bakers to light pick up the phone.
Speaker 3: There are so many seven elevens I go into and
Speaker 3: bless you. You've got the gold on all day long.
Speaker 3: These are great places. We need rebel bases that we
Speaker 3: can drop our binstickers up and let people know where
Speaker 3: they can grab them. All right, then time for the
Speaker 3: brand new miss her lyrics we should do every single
Speaker 3: Monday morning. It's just another miss Yay Christian O'Connell's miss
Speaker 3: heard lyrics. All right, time to rewind your brand new
Speaker 3: misheard lyrics as we do the mishard lyrics when we
Speaker 3: play them back, seeing if we can hear what you
Speaker 3: think you're hearing, if we agree if we can't hear it.
Speaker 3: And for the really great ones Hall of Fame Recent
Speaker 3: Hall of Famous Josh Rod Stewart, Young Turks, life is
Speaker 3: so brief and Tommy He's a thief?
Speaker 8: Is free?
Speaker 3: Is a thief?
Speaker 2: And what about Bruno Mars Leave the door open my
Speaker 2: house clean, my pooh warm.
Speaker 1: My house clean.
Speaker 3: Just a messenger, all right, Dave Mel and Josie. I
Speaker 3: think Taylor Swift wants to join the bin Army Christian
Speaker 3: A written or original line in style as Midnight.
Speaker 2: Or is it bin Night?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Is getting on?
Speaker 3: What great spot? Well done, Dave Mel and Josie. Linda's
Speaker 3: got dom Dollar saving up. All I need is for
Speaker 3: you to be mine, You to be mine?
Speaker 2: This is on your gym playlist. You know Dom Dollar
Speaker 2: went to hut my high school.
Speaker 3: Come on, don't don't throw shade all the rest of
Speaker 3: myself at the middle of the show mate that we're
Speaker 3: all getting on? Well, drop the old d d on
Speaker 3: us the dot dollar all right? Original lines, scook chum
Speaker 3: of Jack Post. All I need is for you to
Speaker 3: be mine, you to be mine?
Speaker 2: Or is it?
Speaker 3: All I need is my noodle, my noodle, my noodle?
Speaker 3: You know I need is my noud or my noud
Speaker 3: or my noodle? I like that Hall of Famer Anthea's
Speaker 3: got this song? Misindependent by Kelly Clarkson. What happened to
Speaker 3: Miss Independent? Or maybe Kelly's spy dropped into that Mooney
Speaker 3: Pond's focus and player? What happened to my cinnamon buns?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's all time so good.
Speaker 3: Oh Anthea, that is very good. Okay, Clarks, and what
Speaker 3: happened to my cinnamon buns? She sounds passive aggressive. I
Speaker 3: ordered them a minute, twenty minutes. They came in after
Speaker 3: me got cinema months You ever knew that one? And
Speaker 3: it came in earlier? Why have they been fed before us? Oh, Anthea,
Speaker 3: very good? Hall of Great, Hall of Famer, Sylvie and Monjovi.
Speaker 3: Bad medicine. Your lover's im bad medicine. Bad medicine is
Speaker 3: what I need? Or is it your lover is like
Speaker 3: bad venison? Bad venison is what I need?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there's no missus so far today.
Speaker 3: In the miss hoods Calvin Harris crops out quite a
Speaker 3: bit in this for the Gobbledygook songs, Andrew, it's got
Speaker 3: this Calvin Harris with Florence and Florence Machine. Sweet Nothing.
Speaker 3: I'm living on sweet nothing? Or is it I'm living
Speaker 3: on sexy elephants according to Andrew, Yes, yes, yes there,
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Speaker 5: What are the rules of touching somebody's horse? Excuse me
Speaker 5: if you're if you're driving along, we were driving in
Speaker 5: farmland and we saw some horses right on the fence,
Speaker 5: so we pulled over to pat the horses. Are you
Speaker 5: allowed to pat somebody's horse?
Speaker 2: I think just be very respectful and very careful, yes,
Speaker 2: which I was.
Speaker 3: But stroked them on the nose, and you speaks to
Speaker 3: me going he did that voice and hey, hey, don't
Speaker 3: kick me in the head with those big old legs.
Speaker 5: Hi got bitten that chomp dot just you. He was
Speaker 5: on my hip, so lucky I quick reflexes. I shielded
Speaker 5: him away.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that can be like, hey, they're they're aggressive.
Speaker 5: So there was three horses. Pat the first one and
Speaker 5: he's very friendly. We pat the second one, then the
Speaker 5: third one.
Speaker 3: I feel very sorry for everyone who's just actually listened
Speaker 3: to this. We're getting one of the lamest drama demonstrations
Speaker 3: that was seeing of a man patching horse.
Speaker 2: If you stroke me at that, I bite you. I'm
Speaker 2: actually now the side of this story of the horse.
Speaker 5: Well, the first two liked it, and then the third one.
Speaker 5: He had one of these mesh like a fencing helmet
Speaker 5: over his eye.
Speaker 3: Getting on them, is that what it's for? It would
Speaker 3: have been quite irritated.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I thought he looked irritated inside the mask.
Speaker 5: So I thought, this guy's not getting any paths. We're
Speaker 5: not patting him. Maybe I'll reach out and touch his
Speaker 5: neck because he's not leaning over the fence like the
Speaker 5: other guys.
Speaker 3: Because he doesn't want to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's what I found out.
Speaker 5: As soon as I touch his neck, he quick smart bam,
Speaker 5: he's around chomping on my your.
Speaker 3: Neck, so you don't even know. Just one of the
Speaker 3: studients start touching your neck, you'll wreckt Yes, you've got
Speaker 3: to respect them there. And also they pick up on
Speaker 3: people's vibes.
Speaker 2: No, my vibes was very friendly. I doubt that very fair.
Speaker 2: They go sub vibe. I was one with nature.
Speaker 3: They go sub vibe able to pick up on something
Speaker 3: in you.
Speaker 2: His vibe was off.
Speaker 3: Horsey.
Speaker 5: He got this close to my nipple senimeter away. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he would have killed and when he chumps, that would
Speaker 5: have done some real damage.
Speaker 3: Do you remember scored this We called horsey bites someone
Speaker 3: like this, that thing under the arm pits horse bits
Speaker 3: or the pain of those.
Speaker 5: And now I know where they get the name from,
Speaker 5: because if this had a landed, it would have really hurt.
Speaker 5: And he wrecked my good hoodie, my favorite great one.
Speaker 3: Oh my wife, you're going to go and take it
Speaker 3: up with the farmer that Patsy when talks to mean
Speaker 3: there's animal attacks stories and then there's what happened the goat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely horrific.
Speaker 3: Perats He maintains that she was reared up in the
Speaker 3: nearby and go so high she got lifted out of
Speaker 3: her gum boots.
Speaker 2: Still like shocking.
Speaker 4: The horns almost like pierced my buttocks. It was horrific.
Speaker 2: Tuned into Carl and Jackie that's their gear.
Speaker 4: And what's worse is it came read up behind me
Speaker 4: so I couldn't. All I could hear was the hoofs
Speaker 4: going and then chucked around and bamo, go up the
Speaker 4: jacksa terrible that's awful.
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Speaker 3: Christian Connell's show podcast Mother's Day this weekend this Sunday.
Speaker 3: Every day on the time away for this week an
Speaker 3: amazing prize. So Langon Melbourne the perfect present for mum,
Speaker 3: because every mum deserves a little luxury. Overnight stay includes
Speaker 3: breakfast as well, as Patsy will tell you, and we've
Speaker 3: been there many times. Langham is a magical place. Your
Speaker 3: mum will have a really amazing time there. They will
Speaker 3: look after as well. One of the first people to
Speaker 3: actually support the show when I first started it was
Speaker 3: on jouring the team at Langham. So big prices this
Speaker 3: week for your mum and right, So this weekend are
Speaker 3: you hoping that Chris enters a time where to try
Speaker 3: and win you one their.
Speaker 4: Bad I was about to say I had to stay
Speaker 4: in a while. I'm not sure what's in store this weekend,
Speaker 4: but I do hope it has Langan in the description.
Speaker 5: I've been giving instructions for Mother's Day, Actually, have you
Speaker 5: just something special?
Speaker 2: Get up first, make breakfast something Instructions for that bloody hell.
Speaker 2: I'm just telling it all.
Speaker 5: And then from midday, once the rest of the day off,
Speaker 5: she's going to go into the city.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: I love that time to herself.
Speaker 3: It's the best gift, isn't it When when you've got
Speaker 3: young kids, there's that. Can you guys just leave me alone?
Speaker 3: That's another day for me.
Speaker 4: What about the first lady? What's happening?
Speaker 3: Uh? They were obviously the kids are all coming back. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: And she's got her mum as well. So it's actually
Speaker 3: generations of brothers. I'm making a brunch. Oh are you so?
Speaker 2: It's easiest one that I went on.
Speaker 3: Thank you for doing that, stusagn chuck it in the
Speaker 3: air from brunch champagne. They're all good, you know, gold
Speaker 3: Nana napp in the afternoon. I recreate the langham in
Speaker 3: my house.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Wow, we gosh. May the Fourth be with you.
Speaker 3: You out there with him, geeky friends every weekend with
Speaker 3: your lightsaber.
Speaker 2: I did see a bunch of stars and you see them,
Speaker 2: you're with them.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I went to the Sequoia trees up in East Warburden.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. They planning a whole redwood forest up there.
Speaker 2: In the forties, Stone.
Speaker 3: Isn't there were the nerds doing up there.
Speaker 2: They were taking photos.
Speaker 4: So they were they were really great photos.
Speaker 5: Actually they were honestly dressed so well. You know something
Speaker 5: that you would think was the set of the movie Stormtroopers.
Speaker 5: The other guys, I haven't seen much.
Speaker 2: Stuff, guy Derek Vader, the other guys the biggest movie
Speaker 2: franchises in the world. The other guys. You know, I
Speaker 2: can't speak that guy.
Speaker 3: He was there by the sequoias well known seen in
Speaker 3: Star was they Sequoia forests?
Speaker 2: I thought they look great, lovely, lovely all right, So to.
Speaker 3: Down the time way, sir, when your mom an amazing
Speaker 3: prize at the Langham Star Wars Songs. Let's go he
Speaker 3: walk this way, Walk this way. Ballad of John and Yoda.
Speaker 3: Nothing compares R two D two you Silva, there we go.
Speaker 3: It's like karaoke Mandalorian Rhapsody, if you know, you know,
Speaker 3: trap the geeks right now and I Gadam ray nine
Speaker 3: that they don't like that world Yoda one that I
Speaker 3: want gold and harn shot the sheriff Han shot the
Speaker 3: sheriff Silva.
Speaker 2: Thank you all right. Let's see if you've got sekoyus there.
Speaker 2: I've been doing the cubeacc arena.
Speaker 3: He acted it out.
Speaker 5: God plus, Jabber's got a gun, has got against the
Speaker 5: Chase Silk great Southern Lando.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's very smart.
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Speaker 3: You know the Star Wars movies, Pats.
Speaker 4: Helps to put yourself on here, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: Of course?
Speaker 2: I know driving out the car part.
Speaker 3: I can normally sneak out the back door.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 4: I know Star Wars. I don't leave on you know it.
Speaker 2: About this new movie now, Star Wars.
Speaker 3: Do you like the movie?
Speaker 4: Of course I do, But very controversially, do you know
Speaker 4: who my favorite character is? I love you?
Speaker 2: You say you love Star Wars? You know Chewy? No way,
Speaker 2: no love? Worst movie character ever in that car head
Speaker 2: home leaving the show. Why did Star Wars fans hatium? No,
Speaker 2: it was a cartoonish character.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's not hardly that.
Speaker 3: Ye, you know, Scrappy Do basically Scrappy Do in the
Speaker 3: Star Wars universe. Not needed. Just chatting the Jack and person,
Speaker 3: I said, you're like the Star Wars movies and Rio
Speaker 3: who is thirty one?
Speaker 2: It's not like it's ten Goes till out.
Speaker 8: Range.
Speaker 3: You know something is mature. Classic stories are classic stories.
Speaker 2: As soon as The Full Guy with nine guzz maks cute,
Speaker 2: as soon as you put on a movie and it's
Speaker 2: like seventies or sixties.
Speaker 3: Apply that to music.
Speaker 4: No, oh no, A classic is a classic and will
Speaker 4: forever be a classic.
Speaker 2: Listen, Judge, Judge our pats.
Speaker 4: Are you know Full Guy? You know that's like a remake,
Speaker 4: don't you You know? Like it's not an original movie.
Speaker 2: I don't know that, yeah, or was it originally the
Speaker 2: TV show The Full Guy? Oh my god, oh god,
Speaker 2: it's like you know what color Jackie.
Speaker 3: I just have the scene. I've actually had enough six years.
Speaker 3: I barely made it to six years. I've heard a
Speaker 3: lot and now I think it's the Star Wars and
Speaker 3: The Full Go What was it you called?
Speaker 5: Well, you would have if you didn't want anything bad
Speaker 5: about Star Wars. Seeing these character actors on Saturday, goes, hey,
Speaker 5: one of them's.
Speaker 2: Got a life saver.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, looking for your Star Wars song today
Speaker 3: on the time waste Western show for your mum. Treata
Speaker 3: to an amazing stay at the Langham Hotel. All right,
Speaker 3: so Star Wars songs. All right, let's go if you
Speaker 3: don't Canoby by now, Oh that's good gold Deem very good.
Speaker 3: Walk the Spain pain was in the dark night he was,
Speaker 3: what's going on this morning? Everyone?
Speaker 2: Have a big weekend anyway, Jed, I would always love you.
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Speaker 3: Who's that? Stephen new to this? Thank you very much, Steven,
Speaker 3: that's great. Lay out your hands on me? Silvera don't
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Speaker 2: Phone, silvil plus. Papa's got a brand new Yoda Bronze.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know why I favored it that. I
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Speaker 3: lay lady lea silver fet bottom girls.
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Speaker 3: Very good. Andy Stubbs stubbsy Vader killed the radio death Star.
Speaker 3: Yeah too much, Jack and Dianakin. If you know, you
Speaker 3: know that he's very good.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 3: Brus, he was there when he was there in those
Speaker 3: of course Anakin is can I say it? Yeah? There
Speaker 3: I Spider Alert, It's lighter. Chewy shook me all night long. Silver,
Speaker 3: Look your father figure, Joe Michael Song, father figure you please.
Speaker 3: So you don't know the lines, I know the line
Speaker 3: thank you when droids cry bronze and live in the video,
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Speaker 2: That's winner. But I have to give it to the
Speaker 2: first one, Steven from Living to Vida Yoda.
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Speaker 2: Just gun it.
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Speaker 3: You just have a look on IMDb there about Star Wars.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 5: I was looking at Full Guy. Oh yeah, yeah yeah,
Speaker 5: there's an actress in Full Guy named Marky Post. We
Speaker 5: share the same surname. I'm still going to kick every
Speaker 5: time I see my surname somewhere famous.
Speaker 2: Why does that mean something to us?
Speaker 3: Did you do that. It's all pratsy idea, you know,
Speaker 3: you see, so.
Speaker 4: Not really because I'm Jones.
Speaker 2: Every single his name, Yeah yeah, it's quite a common
Speaker 2: sort of common.
Speaker 3: Name.
Speaker 2: You're not another one post. Mike Post was the composer
Speaker 2: for Law and Order.
Speaker 3: And many many more equal tomorrow show, who else has
Speaker 3: got your name? I'd love to hear about who's got
Speaker 3: the most impressive? What's it? Is it not?
Speaker 2: Not look alike?
Speaker 3: Name alike?
Speaker 2: Yes? On tomorrow show.
Speaker 1: Course.
Speaker 3: Also on tomorrow's show, we continue with our age to
Speaker 3: Z of school the letter B. What word comes to
Speaker 3: mind when you think of the letter B for me?
Speaker 3: Bunking off? I remember I got caught with him mates once.
Speaker 3: It's never It was never what you thought it would be.
Speaker 3: Bunking off.
Speaker 2: It was just quite boring. When you school, we called
Speaker 2: it wagging school bunking off.
Speaker 3: And my friends did together in the eighties. Must remain
Speaker 3: behind the bike shirts. If we're not going to be
Speaker 3: in school today, may as well do something. Get a
Speaker 3: bunk on, guys.
Speaker 2: But I then we got caught wagging off and they
Speaker 2: did that thing where we had.
Speaker 3: To go see the headmaster. All right with our parents
Speaker 3: If your parents got called. It was a really really,
Speaker 3: really bad day. And remember the teacher yelling at us
Speaker 3: that we were ambassadors of the school. You know, they
Speaker 3: think that you're going to somehow wear that blazer and
Speaker 3: that we're probably I wait to get out of this place,
Speaker 3: ambassador of this school.
Speaker 5: Our school boarding a rule that teachers could give you
Speaker 5: detention on to and from school if you weren't wearing
Speaker 5: your uniform properly. If a teacher saw you without your
Speaker 5: shirt tucked in, they can give you attention on your
Speaker 5: train station.
Speaker 2: Yeah, on the way home, hiding. We're ambassadors of the schools,
Speaker 2: ambassadors of the school. So the letter B and school.
Speaker 2: What word comes to mind?
Speaker 3: What is it for you? Jock? Your boy?
Speaker 2: Bell monitor in primary school? Now we got to be
Speaker 2: one jealous.
Speaker 5: I was actually so honored for the responsibility to be
Speaker 5: then it was a big deal. The bell doesn't ring
Speaker 5: unless I'm on the ball, so someone's still getting off
Speaker 5: on that to watch that would set my alarm so
Speaker 5: that I had five.
Speaker 2: Minutes to finish off. You're one of those kids and.
Speaker 5: I would get it down to the second and then
Speaker 5: ring the bell was probably very responsible. Just bell monitors.
Speaker 5: Alvin the primary school ever had what it.
Speaker 3: It be for you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, B from Prisoner. So, being in a country primary school,
Speaker 4: we didn't actually have a library as such. We had
Speaker 4: a van. A man in a van came. His name
Speaker 4: was Andrew and he was he was sort of like
Speaker 4: a part time actor on the side, and he was
Speaker 4: dating the actress of the kids. No, he was dating
Speaker 4: val Lehman, who played B on the original series of Prisoner. Anyway,
Speaker 4: so she was in the van one days.
Speaker 2: You know school, where's the learning that way?
Speaker 4: Anyway? I remember one of the older boys running to
Speaker 4: the classroom and goes be from Prisoners with Andrew, come out,
Speaker 4: get a signature. So we all went and met her
Speaker 4: and she was just delightful and going to hear every.
Speaker 2: Week about your school.
Speaker 3: Last week we had about the three meters aunt here
Speaker 3: on the Decapitated Snake and the hours of fun.
Speaker 2: Now it's Andrew, I'm actor in a van.
Speaker 3: Be in the van with him.
Speaker 4: It's discute.
Speaker 3: This is good all right?
Speaker 2: So on the show what does a letter B Mean
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