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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast Nini cracking video

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Speaker 1: going around on the tops of a dad saying to

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Speaker 1: a waiter in front of his daughter that his daughter

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Speaker 1: is into that waiter. Yeah, yeah, listen, my dad, don't

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Speaker 1: think that we are so few.

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Speaker 2: Well that's a little well another cute will, No, that's me.

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Speaker 1: Actually he's got hair? Well yeah yeah, no, where a

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Speaker 1: wig at night? I'm like Batman. He puts on a cape.

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Speaker 1: I put on a wig and I wait tables. He

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Speaker 1: fights crime.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Most probably probably the most embarrassing thing a parent can

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Speaker 1: do to you is yeah, is will match make you?

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Speaker 1: But then match make you in public?

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Speaker 2: In front in front of the person can work? Though,

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Speaker 2: did it? Has it worked for you before? Has it?

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Speaker 1: You seem you seem like it's.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you'd think with such a bold statement that

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Speaker 2: I have evidence to back it up. No, it hasn't

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Speaker 2: worked for me. But I actually have been in the

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Speaker 2: way to the shoes.

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Speaker 3: Before, as a dad has gone or a mother has gone.

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Speaker 3: My daughter thinks you're cute.

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Speaker 1: It was an older sister that did it. She was like,

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Speaker 1: my sister thinks that you're cute, and yeah, I went

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Speaker 1: in a date with her and well this is actually

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Speaker 1: so it's a long story that turns out because I

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Speaker 1: lost my hair quite young, so he did, so I

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Speaker 1: looked quite old. Oh yeah, so we got to you know,

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Speaker 1: the date I'm talking about this is that I was

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Speaker 1: nineteen and she was like twenty nine. But I obviously

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Speaker 1: looked quite old, and she only figured that out about

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Speaker 1: two minutes into the date, after I didn't know what

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Speaker 1: the word tapis meant.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and then she had to drive your home because

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Speaker 2: you're on your red peas. That's right. Had I had

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Speaker 2: one beer and I was having point zero shocking scenario.

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Speaker 2: Love that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're out there, Becky, how you doing anyway?

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Speaker 1: She'd be sixty now yeah, just listening to it. Oh anyway,

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Speaker 1: okay Woods. The only thing worse, however, I think than

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Speaker 1: being embarrassed by your parents is being embarrassed by your partner.

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Speaker 1: Right now, I wanted to do something where I had

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Speaker 1: an embarrassed off with my partner Sam. Yes, But after

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Speaker 1: testing the waters quickly I realized she's virtually unembarrassable, particularly

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Speaker 1: given if you remember she volunteered that story to you

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Speaker 1: that she hadn't it.

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Speaker 2: She asked for a whole.

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Speaker 1: And it turns out she actually had just ingested a

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Speaker 1: whole human hair and that was half sticking out of

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Speaker 1: her anus, and she extracted the whole thing whilst in

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Speaker 1: the park walking the dog. Actually, anyway, she told you

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Speaker 1: that over coffee, so.

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Speaker 2: Then she said do you want to see the hair?

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I really don't.

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Speaker 1: So she has no shame, so I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: going to try her. That will then badly for me. However,

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Speaker 1: I've brought your partner mem on for an embarrassment off

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Speaker 1: against you men.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I feel like this is not I shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be thanking you though. I feel like you're just going

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Speaker 1: to come back to me on the Oh nice, that's

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Speaker 2: Fun well done, and mim be honest, how hard are

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Speaker 2: we going here? Because you know there's all a bit

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Speaker 2: of fun. Yeah, but are we are going?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, there's no tactics as to because

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Speaker 1: we'll just find out who draws blood first and then

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Speaker 1: I guarantee you it will lamp from there. What you

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Speaker 1: guys need to figure out though we're going to go

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Speaker 1: to a song is you'll need a safety word because

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Speaker 1: the person who says their safety word first, the other

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Speaker 2: Story has to drop their story, okay, and then the.

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Speaker 1: Other person wins. So you guys can figure out what

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Speaker 1: the embarrass off. Mimi, what do you think wood his

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Speaker 1: safety word should be? I think just like classic, like

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Speaker 1: banana hammock. You know, I feel like that's what people

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Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I'd pretend banana hammock.

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Speaker 1: Commonly it's already a little bit of a slide. And

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Speaker 1: would he okay, you would? Woody would roll around the

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Speaker 1: surely are we talking about the ones that he shut

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Speaker 2: Very good? Okay? So what are your safety word?

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Speaker 1: Is banana hammock?

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Speaker 2: What's mimi safety word? Turkey neck?

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Speaker 1: Brilliant?

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Speaker 2: Is there something going on there?

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Speaker 1: Is that a references? It sounds like it between safety

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Speaker 1: words from the bedroom obviously, Oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, If that actually was.

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Speaker 4: It, you wasn't supposed to say that means actually he supposed.

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Speaker 2: To remain an in joke between us move on. Will

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Speaker 2: is your safety word turkey nick?

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Speaker 3: Would you say?

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Speaker 2: Way do you say turkey nick?

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Speaker 1: Or just calling it?

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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 2: Why do we put him on the show? So we

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Speaker 2: move on. Okay, we'll go to this an embarrassment off

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Speaker 1: We'll have to dig a bit down there tomorrow already,

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Speaker 1: and there's a lot to discuss, buddy. The only thing

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Speaker 1: worse than being embarrassed by your parents is being embarrassed

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Speaker 1: by your partner, which is why we've got Woody's partner,

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Speaker 1: Mim on the show right now for an embarrass of.

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Speaker 2: We have an opener as well. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I have an embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Stut it. What's the most embarrassing thing in the world,

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Speaker 1: Mim joins us on the phone right now. Welcome back, Mim.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Edwards.

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Speaker 1: I really enjoyed the introductions where it was almost like

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Speaker 1: a boxing match, wasn't it. You know, like both of

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Speaker 1: you are trying to draw blood early as before the

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Speaker 3: She's already brought up me in my pants, she has,

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Speaker 3: and she's brought up the fact that your safety word

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Speaker 3: in the bedroom is turkey neck, which really.

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Speaker 1: Forgot that we were on National, National, radio over here.

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Speaker 2: That's fine, you do that. Do that a lot?

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Speaker 1: Did you feel like I'm talking with my mates? You know? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I feels like that as well.

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Speaker 1: But would you tell me you wouldn't tell me casually

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Speaker 1: that your that your safety word was turkey neck? Would you? Idly?

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Speaker 2: Is that a dog?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I just just the dogs are sort of attracting

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Speaker 2: Oh that was gonna be my number one. All right,

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Speaker 2: let's get into it, shall we? The embarrass off?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So, by the way this works, you guys, whoever

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Speaker 1: says this safety word first losers? Who gets the first shot?

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Speaker 1: Me gets?

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Speaker 2: I'm getting the first time.

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Speaker 1: I run the game, mate, I run the game.

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Speaker 2: Shut up, shut up?

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Speaker 1: You can go first? What do you go firstus? I

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Speaker 1: want to know how hard he's going to go?

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Speaker 2: Good? Idea temperature test? And you brought up me pulling

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So mim as you did start to say before,

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Speaker 3: which I find interesting that you started to say this,

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Speaker 3: But dogs, this is this is a true story. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: dogs follow dogs follow mim around at the moment, like

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Speaker 3: if we're anywhere, dogs just go to her because your

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Speaker 3: finger smells so much.

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Speaker 1: I just had surgery though.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's you should see her in the park.

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Speaker 3: She's like a hazard. Dogs come out of it. You'ren't

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Speaker 1: Not at all.

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Speaker 2: I can tell you not about it. I'm not embarrassed

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Speaker 2: for her. All right, man, let's start it up.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well we're doing this.

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Speaker 4: That's fine, all right.

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Speaker 1: Well what about how on the weekend you took a

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Speaker 1: pooh in the open house that we went to go see.

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Speaker 2: And he's done it twice before that. You, you bitch.

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Speaker 2: You were my confident on you are my job.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean in the open house?

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Speaker 3: Well, because so the thing is, Mim and I we

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Speaker 3: go to open houses for shits and giggles, but literally

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Speaker 3: sh but we always getting coffee on the way to

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Speaker 3: the morning routinus.

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Speaker 2: Get a coffee.

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Speaker 3: It's not okay being in an open house and you've

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Speaker 3: got you've had your coffee.

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Speaker 2: That's desperate times.

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Speaker 3: If you haven't provided a portaloo at your open house,

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Speaker 3: then I'm sorry, I'm gonna use your toilet.

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Speaker 2: And Mim, you were my confidant. You would watch the

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Speaker 4: That one of them didn't have toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I got out of it. I wandled.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to be out of an open house?

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Speaker 2: I went so late with that dog run. That was

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Speaker 2: a bit of fun. And there you are my name,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to open.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you're up woods.

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Speaker 3: All right, Okay, I had a few fun mouns here.

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Speaker 3: But let's get serious, shall we. Okay, So Mim is

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Speaker 3: pregnant at the moment. Yeah, we're going twenty seven, twenty

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Speaker 3: eight weeks pregnant at the moment. And any pregnant woman

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Speaker 2: A bit of constipation comes as a normal side effect

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Speaker 2: for pregnancy. So Nim at the moment has had her Sorry,

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Speaker 2: Mim at the.

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Speaker 3: Moment has had her struggles trying to pass number twos,

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Speaker 3: which is totally fine.

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Speaker 2: I'm really mature about that, and I try and help her.

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Speaker 4: But mm mi mas this theory that the best way

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Speaker 4: to get a bow movement is the way she's on

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Speaker 4: the toilet. You can yell your safety word when she's

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Speaker 4: on the toilet, she yells, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Help here. More of the boys on The Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to