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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: We've got one of our favorites who joins us right now, Carlson.

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Speaker 3: Live.

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Speaker 2: Hello, welcome back to the show. Always a pleasure to

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Speaker 2: have you on the show. So you're going to be

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Speaker 2: back a brand new show. It's personal tickets on sale

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Speaker 2: this Friday. Live Nation. Must be great to get out

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Speaker 2: and about because I know you've been in lockdown recently

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Speaker 2: and obviously not being able to tour. Apparently you've been

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Speaker 2: needing to make a bit of extra income somehow.

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Speaker 4: Is yes?

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Speaker 5: I mean, you know, haven't we all? I mean I've

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Speaker 5: sort of stopped short of going a hogs you know

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Speaker 5: where where I've had to go with for the government.

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Speaker 5: But overall I'm doing all right.

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Speaker 6: You're doing all right. So what have you done?

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Speaker 7: Have you?

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Speaker 6: Have you picked up any side hustles at all?

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Speaker 5: I mean I'm doing zoom gigs and it slowly kills

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Speaker 5: my soul, but you know it feels sort of work.

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Speaker 6: So oh, and you have still been working. Let everyone

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Speaker 6: would have seen you on the screen.

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Speaker 8: Means for the Masked Singer, you're dominating there. Except last

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Speaker 8: time we spoke to you about the mask Singer Ursula,

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Speaker 8: you were complaining about your snack box that you can

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Speaker 8: graze during the filming, and you think you were given

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Speaker 8: Jackie Oh's snack box which made you very disappointed.

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Speaker 6: Have they Have they corrected your snack box?

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Speaker 5: No, not yet. But to tell you what, we're busying

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Speaker 5: your contract negotiations, snacks for the.

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Speaker 9: Next season, for the next season, I.

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Speaker 5: Tell you what.

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Speaker 10: And while everyone else is focusing on money and dressing

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Speaker 10: rooms and what's happening behind the scenes and that scenario,

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Speaker 10: I'm focusing more on the snacks and the comfortable shoes.

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Speaker 10: And I don't think that we're ready for my negotiations

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Speaker 10: to come through because.

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Speaker 5: Now they've had to get tipering and all lock in

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Speaker 5: the company because I'm insisting on some stuff, you know,

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Speaker 5: like I may do it from Broulains show.

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Speaker 10: I don't like it.

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Speaker 5: I don't like the snack box. You know, it sounds

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Speaker 5: like a one might stand and live in will.

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Speaker 9: Oh great stuff.

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Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna go a song on that moment.

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Speaker 9: We've got more with Carlson Rights.

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Speaker 2: You want to see as she's touring, how buddy good

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Speaker 2: is that she is back with her brand new show,

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Speaker 2: It's Personal. Tickets go on sale this Friday via Live

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Speaker 2: Nation Morely Carlson.

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Speaker 9: Right up next time with them Moddyla.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to ask you about Obviously lockdown haircuts were

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Speaker 2: a big thing for people, and you do this whole

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Speaker 2: thing all the way through lockdown called lockumentary, where you're

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Speaker 2: putting videos up of you in lockdown and taking d

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Speaker 2: ms from people about things they're struggling with during lockdown.

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Speaker 2: If anyone this this video, I actually shared a laughing tear.

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Speaker 2: Just the opening bit in this video really got me.

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Speaker 2: Have a listened to these every month.

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Speaker 5: I'm at the beach with the kids.

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Speaker 4: I've got sand going and everywhere, so I guess I'm

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Speaker 4: making pills and my vajoiner tonight. But I was just

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Speaker 4: checking in to see if anyone's got a kilometer station

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Speaker 4: court because I want to invite my hairdresser to the

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Speaker 4: parts or picnic.

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Speaker 6: How'd you go with the DM.

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Speaker 5: I've had quite a few jeweler.

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Speaker 8: That's pally pearls slipping into your d ms castle line.

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Speaker 5: There was quite a bit of stand above actually, like

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Speaker 5: I'm not worried about my hands general, because you know,

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Speaker 5: I'm a woman of a certain eyes and I'm gry,

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Speaker 5: you know, and I'm driving more and more gryers lockdown,

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Speaker 5: carrying on, and now all of these other women in

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Speaker 5: lockdown of on, I'm embracing my gray and over that,

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Speaker 5: and I'm like, that's all fun and well if we

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Speaker 5: are all sticking to the grave, which you know, as

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Speaker 5: soon as the head is open, it goes and gets

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Speaker 5: her hair colored. And look, I'm just so brave like

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Speaker 5: you guys, you look great with gray hair. And I'm like, no,

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Speaker 5: you colored your hair and you just ruined us for everyone.

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Speaker 5: Now we all have to color all out and we

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Speaker 8: The new the new stand up show which I'm sure

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Speaker 8: is going to be outstanding. You are so bloody good

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Speaker 8: on the stage is called It's Personal. So it's going

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Speaker 8: to New Zealand, Australia. Europe comes to Australia. When when

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Speaker 8: you when does it come to Australia as well?

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Speaker 5: I start at Novel Comedy Pational in March and they

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Speaker 5: have to just carry on from their march. I told my.

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Speaker 8: Amazing I am I am concerned though, as like your

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Speaker 8: show this time around is called It's Personal, and you're

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Speaker 8: someone who in a stand up show before has talked

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Speaker 8: about guiding the hand of a gynecologist, so he found

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Speaker 8: the right spot.

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Speaker 6: How much more personal can you get?

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Speaker 5: Well, my dad wasn't person that was helpful. I mean, no,

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Speaker 5: I do because I don't really share any personal information

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Speaker 5: on any social media platform, Like I don't talk you

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Speaker 5: basically you have to pay to come and hear about

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Speaker 5: me talking about guiding the gynocologist hand. But I wouldn't

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Speaker 5: just put it on Facebook with sweater or near the

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Speaker 5: other you know, tiptop master for I was sharing stuff.

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Speaker 5: So I just feel like, you know, we we are

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Speaker 5: robbing each other of having awkward conversations. You know, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I have that kind of like even if you know

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Speaker 5: a friend of yours is going through something bad or whatever,

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Speaker 5: you'll never just one to want to talk to them

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Speaker 5: about it because you've read about it on social media

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Speaker 5: like the unlike, you know. So it's like we are

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Speaker 5: robbing each other that. So, yeah, I've been so much.

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Speaker 5: I'm in lockdown and quarantine. I thought I'm going to

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Speaker 5: I'm going to write a show about personal What is personal?

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Speaker 5: Because we're so aware of personal space and you know

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Speaker 5: your personal information and and as this pandemic hasn't driven

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Speaker 5: at home, Like people go, I don't want to disclose

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Speaker 5: my medical stuff about the vaccine whatever, And you know,

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Speaker 5: some people have a really strong opinion on whether they

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Speaker 5: should share that. But then if you go, well, if

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Speaker 5: you have headline that's technically a medical condition too, would

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Speaker 5: be like to know if I have that and that

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Speaker 5: was something ails, Yeah, you better tell me. You know,

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Speaker 5: it's really boos and roundabout.

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Speaker 2: So so just to confirm that you've equated anti vaxes

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Speaker 2: to somebody who has hair lies.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, the best description of it I've ever heard.

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Speaker 2: It's like you amazing. If you want to go and

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Speaker 2: sea she's buddy brilliant. She's going to be at the

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Speaker 2: Melbourne Comedy Festival than doing all over Australia. Tickets at

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Speaker 2: Live Nation and they go and sell. This Friday Isley

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Speaker 2: Carson's brand new show. It's Personal Earthlot. It's always a

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Speaker 2: pleasure to pleasure to have you on the show. Thank

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Speaker 2: you so much, We love you very much. We'll hopefully

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Speaker 2: see you soon.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for having me on.

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Speaker 1: Boys it's the ry Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Well, Joe, so my girlfriend is currently at home by herself.

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Speaker 9: You and I are away filming something. Yes, together, that's it.

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Speaker 2: And traditionally when she's been at home by herself, she

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Speaker 2: has to take on I mean a lot of the

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Speaker 2: stuff that I would normally take on when I am

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Speaker 2: at home, particularly given that we're getting renovations done shortly.

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Speaker 6: Pretty stressful stuff.

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Speaker 9: Really stressful stuff.

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Speaker 2: And I think a lot of the topic sim is

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Speaker 2: much practically much more sound than I am. But builders

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Speaker 2: can talk and use lingo that goes straight over her head.

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Speaker 2: And we've proved that before when you franked her as

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Speaker 2: a builder.

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Speaker 6: Next one. He really easy whisking job, whisking the wallpaper

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Speaker 6: in the back room.

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Speaker 5: Whisking the wallpaper in the back room. I don't think

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Speaker 5: we have more paper in the baker room.

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Speaker 6: It was like taking candy from a baby. Yes, I

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Speaker 6: really enjoyed that.

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Speaker 9: So similar vibe here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm obviously not going to cause a builder because

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Speaker 2: you'll pick my voice. Sure, I'm going to call her

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Speaker 2: as me and just say that the builders reached out

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Speaker 2: to me and he's got some issues with some of

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Speaker 2: the plans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And just to up the

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Speaker 2: anti for myself, because you're right, it is like taking

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Speaker 2: candy from a baby. She's Dutch, she's she's touch, she

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Speaker 2: speaks a foreignly. In the second laggage, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: make it harder for myself and use Australian celebrities names

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Speaker 8: Enough a bit more than you can chew here. Well,

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Speaker 8: she doesn't know any no, no, but it's a name

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Speaker 8: of a Yes. How would that be a problem with

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Speaker 8: your renovations?

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Speaker 2: Yes, So I'm going to say, like, first, first things first,

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Speaker 2: he's going to ask you if you can quickly jimmy the Barnes.

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Speaker 9: Oh no, underneath the floorboards.

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Speaker 6: Corrected.

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Speaker 9: That's good.

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Speaker 2: So I think you guys should be able to get

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Speaker 2: a few days. Just a question of how many I'm

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Speaker 2: going to be able to get past her?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, sure, so I mean best best like to me,

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Speaker 9: I mean, really.

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Speaker 2: You give me the barn give then that's good gear

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Speaker 6: See, I mean you can get past that.

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Speaker 12: You ready?

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Speaker 6: Okay, good luck, good luck?

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Speaker 13: Thanks you just.

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Speaker 9: Hey say yes, yes, yes, you're you?

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Speaker 5: Are you?

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Speaker 7: I'm good?

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Speaker 11: Are you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: I'm pretty good.

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Speaker 14: Love Island's very good.

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Speaker 11: Now.

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Speaker 2: I just think you get in touch with you because

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Speaker 2: the builder reached out to.

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Speaker 9: Me, Oh, just with a few.

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Speaker 2: Things that we need to do around the place, and

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Speaker 2: obviously I can't be there.

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Speaker 14: What do you mean that we need to do around

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Speaker 14: the place.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think you just had a look at the

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Speaker 2: plans and you just got a couple of things that

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Speaker 2: we need to prepare before the building starts, or just

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Speaker 2: at least to have a look at.

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I've got a list here, and like, just

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Speaker 2: let me know if you've got any.

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Speaker 13: Issues an email or something.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm just gonna talk to you because I

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Speaker 2: know you're gonna have questions immediately.

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Speaker 16: Okay, Okay, So the first one, he said that he

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Speaker 16: needs you to get into the roof.

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Speaker 9: To Shelly.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I don't even think I can, Like is that

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Speaker 14: safe when you're pregnant to get in the roof? Like

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Speaker 14: what if there's like just like what do you call

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Speaker 14: that thing like asst pistols? I don't know if when

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Speaker 14: you fit through the hole.

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Speaker 9: To be honest, Yeah, no, no, that's true. Sam. I'm

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Speaker 9: actually calling you.

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Speaker 16: What do you I'm calling you in the I'm calling

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Speaker 9: You like we knew you were good to hear we're pregnant.

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Speaker 9: She had scare the other day?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, no leave me, I know, I know, I know.

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Speaker 6: Baby, congratulations. Oh my god, I'm going to be a godfather.

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Speaker 2: Major that you were listening in on a prank call.

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Speaker 3: Get in the room.

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Speaker 9: You can go to stitch up. We knew you could

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Speaker 13: You know.

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Speaker 6: You and I are on set.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, But I think for people out there that

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Speaker 2: ice book. Some people try for twenty years, thirty years

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Speaker 6: To be honest, yeah, I just.

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Speaker 2: Don't want to be insensitive exactly with you know, like

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Speaker 6: But there's a whole other.

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Speaker 6: It is to try for a lot of people. I

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Speaker 8: But and I hated some of the language that you

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Speaker 6: Failed or hadn't done it right. That's just so wrong.

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Speaker 8: And I hate to think there'd be other people who

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Speaker 8: That's just not the case. Yeah, that's just not the case. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: but again, yeah, we should talk about this bit more.

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Speaker 2: But mate, Yeah great, yeah, thanks man, I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 6: Didn't have to prank me.

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Speaker 9: Along to our social It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Right now, though I give us a call, convinces you're

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Speaker 6: Wild Woodies alone.

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Speaker 8: It's our job to try and say if someone else

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Speaker 8: and one o six ' five Duncan.

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Speaker 9: Hello, what is that Boddy?

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Speaker 11: Hey guying?

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Speaker 6: We are very good? Thank you Duncan. Who are you

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Speaker 11: I'm here with my very good friend Moiky Moikey is

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Speaker 11: mike Mikey Molkey? What if you prefer What have you said.

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Speaker 6: Mikey or Moikey? Okay? Can you put Moikey on the

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Speaker 6: phone plase, Duncan.

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Speaker 11: Do you funk him on the phone right now?

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Speaker 6: Yes? Please, right now?

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Speaker 11: Give me a moment.

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Speaker 12: Hey, guys are.

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Speaker 6: Going yeah, pretty good? Thanks Mikey. How do you know Duncan.

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Speaker 12: I've worked with Duncan for four of the past six months.

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Speaker 12: We're working a bit of a like sort of fashion,

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Speaker 6: Yeah right, where's he from?

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Speaker 12: He's not from Sweden, but he's got a really weird

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Speaker 9: It's a bit of an amalgamation, is it.

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Speaker 2: He's got a whole bunch of things going on in

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Speaker 2: a strange name as well, for a Swedish person to

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Speaker 12: Because his parents are actually from Sweden. Apparently Duncan is

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Speaker 9: Maybe we should, maybe we should, maybe we should ask

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Speaker 2: Do you mind checking Duncan back on?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I'll check him back on the phone. You get sick.

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Speaker 13: Thanks.

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Speaker 2: Mikey jee Man.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, hey, Duncan, can you describe what Mikey is wearing?

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Speaker 11: Mikey is currently wearing a Venice shirt, so it's a

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Speaker 11: very slim fitting lots of throw happening. Uh, the pants

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Speaker 11: are probably a bit too tight in my opinion. You're know,

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Speaker 11: they've got to see the skiddy jeen happening. Look, he's

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Speaker 11: not he's made man, so you know you can't sell

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Speaker 12: But you know it's not bad.

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Speaker 6: He's okay, Duncan. Bloody, oh my god, that was in

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Speaker 11: What are you talking about? Okay, I'm just saying to say,

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Speaker 11: what's your bag? What's your bang?

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Speaker 14: Seriously?

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Speaker 3: How is he?

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Speaker 9: You're dreaming?

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Speaker 6: Two different people are dreaming?

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Speaker 9: Person the same person? It's bloody goodyear though, well done, Duncan.

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Speaker 6: You're a legend. Maybe we think it's the same person.

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Speaker 6: Here's one person.

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Speaker 12: Well do you want to speak to Mikey or do

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Speaker 12: you want to speak to Duncan.

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Speaker 6: It doesn't matter because you are the same person. I'm

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Speaker 6: pretty sure. Great gear though, mate, my great work. That

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Speaker 6: was That was one of the best. Seriously, seriously good.

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Speaker 6: Let's go to Joe now, Hey Joe, Hi, how are

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Speaker 6: you going? Good? Thank you? Mate? Who are you in

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Speaker 6: the car with?

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Speaker 18: I'm in the car with Rose, my wife.

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Speaker 6: Your wife been married for.

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Speaker 11: Two years?

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Speaker 6: For two years? People, Okay, throw Rose on the phone please.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Hi, here you going?

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Speaker 8: Hi Rose, Johann to tell us about the time you

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Speaker 8: fell in love with Joey.

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Speaker 5: Was in we went for coffee?

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Speaker 6: That was it?

451
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Speaker 13: Yeah?

452
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Speaker 9: What was it about him?

453
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Speaker 5: I'm like you some.

454
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Speaker 6: Yeah, very good.

455
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Speaker 2: Quiz is right up next a line of me back

456
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Speaker 2: next week.

457
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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

458
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Speaker 8: Spat MC coffee out this morning, Will, I heard some

459
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Speaker 8: audio on a podcast that is called Life Uncut, that

460
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Speaker 8: is with Laura.

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Speaker 6: Brn and Brittany Hockley. Do you know who those two are?

462
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Speaker 13: No?

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Speaker 9: I know Laura Byrne. I know Laura Burn She was

464
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Speaker 9: and Little Woman, wasn't she.

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Speaker 8: No, that's that's Laura Dern, a famous, very famous actress.

466
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Speaker 6: You're actually pretty good it.

467
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Speaker 9: Is Laura Byrne trading it off her name.

468
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Speaker 2: Like, if I was Laura Durn, I'd be suing this

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Speaker 2: woman for copyright because that's sufficiently misleading and deceptive to

470
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Speaker 2: be trading off her brand.

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Speaker 6: No, I think Laura. I'd be like, Yeah, it's her

472
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Speaker 6: real name, and she's not an actress. She's Mattie. She's

473
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Speaker 6: Mattie Jay's wife.

474
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Speaker 2: Oh, from Maddie Jay for the Bachelor. Yeah, Laura Burn

475
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Speaker 2: in love early absolutely watched that season of the Bachelor.

476
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Speaker 6: Did you really had a date?

477
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Speaker 9: Had ach date and they went painting together?

478
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Speaker 8: Oh? Gorgeous, gorgeous. Yeah, they're a very happy story. They

479
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Speaker 8: got two or three kids.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 8: Anyway, she's on a podcast called Life un Cut with

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Speaker 8: her friend Brittany Hockley. And this is a story that

483
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Speaker 8: Laura burn told on her podcast today.

484
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Speaker 7: Okay, babe, can you pick up the soap? And as

485
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Speaker 7: they picked up the soap, he pissed on my head.

486
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Speaker 7: I was so a too far. Surprisingly, we're not together anymore.

487
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Speaker 7: We didn't see I'd eye on a lot of things.

488
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Speaker 6: You saw a.

489
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Speaker 1: Yearinet I ill.

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Speaker 6: From Brittany Hockley.

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Speaker 9: Who's Brittany Hockley?

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Speaker 6: She I think she was?

493
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Speaker 8: No, no, no, she's on the Bachelor, Bacheloretti.

494
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Speaker 9: What do you mean on the shows she dated her?

495
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Speaker 6: She was, I haven't dated she know she was.

496
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Speaker 9: On likey to have escaped.

497
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Speaker 8: Then Bachelor in the Islands, she was sorry, and Alisa

498
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Speaker 8: was close.

499
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Speaker 9: Bachelor in Paradise Islands.

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Speaker 8: On the Islands, I was pretty close anyway, What are

501
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Speaker 8: your thoughts? Laura Burns talked about getting weed on on

502
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Speaker 8: her head, which I think is way too far.

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Speaker 6: Do you ever find it funny?

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Speaker 8: And be honest with me, when you're in the shower

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Speaker 8: with your partner, do you do the old we on

506
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Speaker 8: the leg trick?

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Speaker 1: Ah?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't.

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Speaker 6: I've never done any.

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Speaker 2: No, I've never really I think urinating on someone you know,

511
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Speaker 2: generally speaking, you should ask them whether you can do

512
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Speaker 2: that first.

513
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Speaker 9: If they're into it.

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Speaker 6: I'm talking about the scenario. I know blogs that find

515
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Speaker 6: this funny.

516
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Speaker 8: They their girlfriends are closing their eyes, washing their hair,

517
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Speaker 8: and it goes both ways.

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Speaker 6: By the way, I've heard of girls doing it to

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Speaker 6: guys as well.

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Speaker 13: Well.

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Speaker 2: Luckily for me, I haven't got that moment where I

522
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Speaker 2: close my eyes and washed my hair so she she

523
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Speaker 2: can't catch me off guard.

524
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Speaker 8: I'm vulnerable, but luckily doesn't piss on my leg. But honestly,

525
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Speaker 8: a little PSA to blokes out there, I don't think

526
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Speaker 8: it's ever funny when you piss on the girls.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think you're going to piss on something

528
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Speaker 2: they consent.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, all right now I've covered that. Onto the phone.

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Speaker 8: Very recently, will you made a prank call to a

531
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Speaker 8: fan shop asking if they had a fan called only fans.

532
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Speaker 17: I've heard her mentioned a few time rooms only fans,

533
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Speaker 17: which he will cross only fans, very awkward.

534
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Speaker 2: I was going on behalf of Arthur asking to see

535
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Speaker 2: if he could get his daughter only fans, his granddaughter

536
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Speaker 2: only fans, hilarious.

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Speaker 6: And it was just the most awkward phone call.

538
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Speaker 9: She had to tell me.

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Speaker 2: She had to tell an eighty year old man that

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Speaker 2: his granddaughter wanted to get into porn.

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Speaker 6: Now I want to play in this exact area again.

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Speaker 8: Up next, I just figured that because golden showers effectively,

543
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Speaker 8: this is what's happened to Laura Burn. It's a golden

544
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Speaker 8: shower because they're in the news. Right up next, I've

545
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Speaker 8: got the number of a bathroom and shower store, Perfect,

546
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Speaker 8: and I want you to call them as Arthur and

547
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Speaker 8: ask if they have a golden shower.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, perfect?

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Speaker 6: Are you up for it?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Absolutely perfect? Basyers.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. I was going to go, hey, maybe he's.

553
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Speaker 13: Been giving golden showers or he's been getting.

554
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Speaker 8: Him that's a bit sick. Maybe say you've got a

555
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Speaker 8: new partner who is requesting a golden shower.

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Speaker 19: Oh nice?

557
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Speaker 9: And then.

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Speaker 8: I hope what happens next is a guy very awkwardly

559
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Speaker 8: has to explain that a golden shower is someone taking

560
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Speaker 8: away on you.

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Speaker 6: Awesome.

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Speaker 8: Right up next, here is a grab from a podcast

563
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Speaker 8: I was listening to.

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Speaker 6: It's called Excuse Me, Excuse.

565
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Speaker 9: Me, Life on cut Laura Burn, there's not Laura dern.

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Speaker 6: No and Brittany Hockley.

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Speaker 7: He wasn't it this okay, babe? Can you pick up

568
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Speaker 7: the soap? And as they picked up the soap, he

569
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Speaker 7: missed on my head. I was so a far too far. Surprisingly,

570
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Speaker 7: we're not together anymore. We didn't see I'd eye on

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Speaker 7: a lot of things. You saw your toe, ell.

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Speaker 8: It's pretty messed up. It's a golden shower effectively. Now

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Speaker 8: that's gross. We've talked about it before the song. Don't

574
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Speaker 8: do it, guys. If you are someone who weeds on

575
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Speaker 8: your partner's leg, it's not funny unless she wants it.

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Speaker 6: Exactly right, exactly right.

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Speaker 8: I want you to make a phone call right now,

578
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Speaker 8: as your old character Arthur to a bathroom store effectively

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Speaker 8: asking for a golden shower.

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Speaker 9: No, but like I'm actually I'm asking for a physical

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Speaker 9: golden shower.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Well that's what Arthur thinks.

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Speaker 9: That's what he thinks.

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Speaker 8: But I think there's going to be a great moment

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Speaker 8: where the person in the showroom has to say to

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Speaker 8: an eighty year old man, no, no, no, no, this is

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Speaker 8: what a golden.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 13: Go.

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Speaker 17: About them direct Yes, what was your name there, shir

592
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Speaker 17: I didn't quite catch that.

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Speaker 13: J good afternoon, j J. The Blue j which is

594
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Speaker 13: one of my favorite birds.

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Speaker 19: All right, okay, anyway, what can I help you?

596
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Speaker 13: Ah? Yes, back to business. But I'm on a mission today.

597
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 13: I want a bit of a mission. I have a

598
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Speaker 13: new squeeze if you like.

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Speaker 17: We feel like we're probably doing a bit more matrimonial

600
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Speaker 17: poker than we used to. And she told me that

601
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Speaker 17: she's got an issue with my shower head. So it

602
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Speaker 17: was funny if you could just filled.

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Speaker 13: Me with that.

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Speaker 19: Sure, what sort of shower head you look? You as well?

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Speaker 17: I really quite like my shower head at the moment.

606
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Speaker 17: But the big issue is the color of the show.

607
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Speaker 17: That's That's what I'm coming up against.

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Speaker 19: Wants they all existing shower head again?

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Speaker 13: Yeah? Well to me it looks more like a green

610
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Speaker 13: great but yeah no, that's right.

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Speaker 17: But I'm also color blind and blind in one eye,

612
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Speaker 17: so sometimes I don't even know the shower head is

613
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Speaker 17: tend to put my head under one of the taps

614
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Speaker 17: until she tells me that that's not the shower head.

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Speaker 17: Excuse me, so so, excuse me? Sorry, Jay, Let's have

616
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Speaker 17: a quick ship before if I may. It's so so

617
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 17: it's currently green, could be an orange. Never think they're similar.

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Speaker 17: But she said that she wants a golden shower, and

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Speaker 17: I'm just essentially ringing up to try and sort that

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Speaker 17: out for her, because we.

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Speaker 19: Do have a brush gold of alable.

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Speaker 13: If you like, you've got a golden shower there?

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Speaker 17: Perfect, all right, won't take it?

624
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Speaker 13: Beautiful?

625
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Speaker 19: Sure? What's your mobile? Not the pace?

626
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Speaker 17: You can get me on zero for zeru for oh

627
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Speaker 17: to you wish? Sorry, man, I have enough trouble. Remember

628
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 17: my own name and my left hand. Let her my

629
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Speaker 17: phone number. I'll tell you what I can. Just just

630
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Speaker 17: give me two seconds.

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Speaker 8: Hello, Jay, Hey, jad's a good time to mention mate

632
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 8: that that actually wasn't Arthur Cornyer.

633
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 6: That was Will from a radio show.

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00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 19: Wow, yeah, I thought so. Yeah, I thought so. I

635
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Speaker 19: had a special feeling.

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Speaker 2: Golden golden shower is Jay gold well gold color?

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Speaker 9: No, but a golden shower. Do you know what a

638
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,479
Speaker 9: golden shower is?

639
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 19: What is golden shower? By the way, Oh.

640
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Speaker 13: You don't know?

641
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 19: Oh right, hilarious brush, gold collar, shower head or something?

642
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 2: No, Jay, golden golden shower is when somebody asks you

643
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Speaker 2: to urinate on them.

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00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 19: Wow, Jesus, that's why.

645
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Speaker 8: That's why we were so impressed J when you were

646
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 8: playing such a straight back to the question.

647
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Speaker 19: Wow me by the way, Yeah, oh J.

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Speaker 6: We just saw we just saw your numb.

649
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Speaker 8: We just needed the number of someone who does showers

650
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Speaker 8: just to see how they'd react to that.

651
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Speaker 6: And can I just say, Jay, you were a professional

652
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 6: through the entire thing.

653
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 2: Amazingly professional. Yeah, amazingly professional and very patient as well.

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Speaker 19: That's all right?

655
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 17: Jay?

656
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Speaker 9: What's the shop called that you work at?

657
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Speaker 19: Bathroom Direct?

658
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 9: Bathroom Direct?

659
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 13: Where are you?

660
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Speaker 9: Where about?

661
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Speaker 6: To are you?

662
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 14: You?

663
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 6: And Clayton?

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Speaker 7: Is that right?

665
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Speaker 9: Oh?

666
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Speaker 13: Nice?

667
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Speaker 9: So it's bathroom Direct.

668
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Speaker 2: Go and see Jay at Oakley South correct and just

669
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Speaker 2: don't ask him for a golden shower.

670
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Speaker 6: Or you can't.

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Speaker 9: He's got loads of him.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 9: What do you think it can prove or test to

674
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Speaker 9: see whether kindness still exists in Australia right now?

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00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 6: Absolutely, it's a simple make.

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Speaker 9: Allownment bold bold statements on this show.

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Speaker 6: I do, I do, but I reckon this. I'm going

678
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Speaker 6: to bin this one. I'm going to be in this one.

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Speaker 6: This one's good stuff.

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Speaker 8: So basically I've got a whole bunch of people to

681
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Speaker 8: call who have said they want one hundred Australion dollars effectively,

682
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Speaker 8: and one of these people is going to receive that money.

683
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 8: And the first person I'm giving the cash to, who

684
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 8: is Chammer? Who's called us on thirty one sixty five.

685
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Speaker 6: Chamma, Hi, how's it going good?

686
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 8: You've just won a hundred bucks? Okay, yes, sweet, thanks,

687
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 8: you're enjoying this moment.

688
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 6: Here's the catch. Here's the catch.

689
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 2: This is where it gets deep on your Gamma.

690
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 8: There is a woman on the phone named Inner. Hello, Inna,

691
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 8: it's sorry about that. Aa aa. You can have a

692
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Speaker 8: go now at explaining to Chamma as to why you

693
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 8: think you deserve that one hundred dollars more than her,

694
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 8: and then Chammer you can decide whether you want to

695
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 8: give that cash to her.

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00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 5: Okay, sounds good.

697
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 9: Okay, why do you reckon you deserve the cash?

698
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 15: Do I get to know what you need?

699
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 5: It?

700
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Speaker 9: No?

701
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 15: Okay's release sad. It's just that, like, so I bought

702
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 15: a new house and I literally didn't realize the cost

703
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 15: of black toilet trees.

704
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 6: Not an amazing bitch.

705
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 8: You've got enough made to buy a house, but you

706
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 8: say you can't buy your bog roll? Do you want

707
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 8: to give the money to a.

708
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: Yes.

709
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 13: Oh wow, Oh you want to help?

710
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 9: Right, you've got a hundred bucks. Yeah, she's gone, was.

711
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 11: Thank you?

712
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 8: Okay, you've got a hundred dollars at the same drill

713
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 8: with you. We've got Ash, who is also called the show.

714
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 8: Hello Ash, Oh my godness, as is the baby.

715
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Speaker 3: It's not me but.

716
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Speaker 8: Okay, Ash. Do you think you deserve the money more

717
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 8: more than ainor.

718
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 3: I think I do?

719
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 10: Whoa?

720
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 3: Why So I let my little brother who's fourteen, borrow

721
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 3: my epods last week and before I return them, I

722
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 3: told him to clean them because like you're fourteen and

723
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 3: he've got grocy wax and then and then use Glenn

724
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 3: twenty and spray them and clean them. So that's thirty

725
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 3: nice and clean. Except now they don't work.

726
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 9: Oh, buds are broken.

727
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Speaker 8: Okay.

728
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 9: I love the old fourteen year old solution to a problem.

729
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 6: Just dream them with glen.

730
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Speaker 8: To any over to you Aina. Do you want to

731
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 8: give the cash the one hundred dollars to Ash?

732
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Speaker 15: I don't.

733
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 9: Oh wow, nobody?

734
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 10: Wow?

735
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Speaker 19: Is that?

736
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 6: Wait?

737
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 9: So this is so you can buy toothpaste, right, I.

738
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 15: It's so I comply to older trees. Helps that with

739
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 15: the bills.

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Speaker 5: But you know, I'm going to give you.

741
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 6: There are so many people who have caught up here.

742
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 8: I'm going to give you one more opportunity to give

743
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 8: away the cash again. I'm going to remind ever run

744
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 8: this is proving that there is still good on this planet.

745
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 6: I want you to meet Ashley. Ashley, why do you think.

746
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 8: You deserve one hundred dollars over Aina who is trying

747
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 8: to buy a lot of bug roll.

748
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 18: Well, I don't have a house or AirPod. I live

749
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 18: in a unit and my kids, my three year old

750
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 18: and four year old, has completely trashed the place and

751
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,879
Speaker 18: I want to clean it for me because I don't

752
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 18: want to look the mess. I didn't make the mess.

753
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 18: I made the children who made the mess. I didn't

754
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 18: make the mess, and I don't want to I don't

755
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 18: want to clean it up. I want to clean up.

756
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 11: Wow.

757
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 2: Please, two kids needs the cash for a cleaner? The

758
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 2: Iron Woman her self? What do you reckon?

759
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:48,240
Speaker 5: Ye alive?

760
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 13: You the cash?

761
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 9: One hundred bucks? Actually?

762
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 18: Oh beautiful boy, thanks, I love it.

763
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 9: Oh yours mate, there's some kindness in the world.

764
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 6: Absolutely.

765
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 1: Oh good that it's the Will and Woody podcast.

766
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 9: Well, you're very excited. You're so excited.

767
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 6: You just spilt your water on yourself.

768
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Look, I'm excited to tell you because I know you're

770
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 8: going to love this. I didn't necessarily love what happened

771
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:20,280
Speaker 8: to me. This is something that I have been dreading

772
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 8: for a very long time.

773
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:25,600
Speaker 6: What do you mean I went for a jog this morning. Yeah,

774
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 6: I went for a run.

775
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 8: A beautiful run, and all of a sudden, at one

776
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 8: point of my run, this car starts honking, and I

777
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 8: sort of think, you know, I don't look.

778
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 6: I don't think I'm a huge deal. I don't think

779
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 6: I'm a huge celebrity.

780
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 2: But this story is about you getting recognized in the

781
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 2: street subscribing.

782
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 6: No, no, I just.

783
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Speaker 8: Assume though that, like, oh wow, huge as a fan

784
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 8: of the show, and see me running.

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Speaker 6: So I looked behind and gave a bit of a wave,

786
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 6: which now I'm.

787
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,760
Speaker 8: Saying to that lad, a little I heard.

788
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 6: I just heard a car on. Assumed someone's pump and

789
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 6: see me.

790
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Speaker 13: I'll give a quick wave.

791
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 9: My god, So I gave a little while I actually waved.

792
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, actually, yeah.

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00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 2: You thought they were touting at someone else or like

794
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,280
Speaker 2: something in the traffic.

795
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 6: Now that I'm through my head, yes I should have

796
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 6: assumed that.

797
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 8: But the honk kept coming so hong Kong, Hong Kong,

798
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 8: hong k So I'm like, okay, hang on, So maybe

799
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 8: this isn't someone who's just recognized me, because they keep

800
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 8: persisting with the honk. So I look around again, and

801
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 8: at this point the person is he's pointing at me.

802
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 8: He's pointing to you, pointing at my back, and I'm going,

803
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 8: I'm sorry to turn around you. I'm perplexed, and I'm

804
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 8: going I don't, I don't like I'm shaking my head,

805
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,919
Speaker 8: like what are you talking about? And then I think, Okay,

806
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 8: he's obviously noticed something that's on me or something, and

807
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 8: I need to go and talk to this guy.

808
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 6: So he was stopped at the light. So I ran

809
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 6: back towards this guy who was in.

810
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:53,800
Speaker 8: A truck and he winds down his window and he goes,

811
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 8: no word of a lie. The first thing he says

812
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 8: to me was.

813
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 6: O, have a look at those rat legs. Yes, it

814
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:09,320
Speaker 6: finally happened, pointed down and wo look at those little

815
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 6: twigs hit the rat legs.

816
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 8: And again, if this is the first time you're hearing this,

817
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 8: I am very shocked. Good has been spending the last

818
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 8: what five months of your life at any opportunity you

819
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 8: can torching me for having rat legs.

820
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:23,919
Speaker 6: Have listen to this.

821
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 2: Would trow you've got rat legs? I mean, there's no

822
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 2: other way to talk about it. Yeah, for a guy

823
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 2: who's as fit as you are, your calves are a

824
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 2: bit rashy. You've crossed the line on rat legs. Over

825
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,720
Speaker 2: there are rat legs. Actually that unattractive. Maybe your girlfriend

826
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 2: mim should call wards. She said before she likes my legs,

827
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 2: did she? She's lying, isn't she?

828
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:43,279
Speaker 6: Come on?

829
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 3: So?

830
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 2: Look, I hated the moment somebody pointed out your vermin sticks.

831
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 6: Yes they did. Wow, actually wound down the wind. They

832
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:54,439
Speaker 6: were gonna let me go.

833
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 8: They kept honking, so I'd go to their mirrorge O,

834
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 8: good window.

835
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 13: And then do we get the guy's name?

836
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 6: I didn't get his name on clearly.

837
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Speaker 9: Stage. Yeah, of course we all looking particularly mousey today.

838
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 6: No, I actually thought they were looking all right.

839
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 9: There's a lot across this Woody his legs.

840
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 2: If anyone's been to Spain or you're across Pinchos, they

841
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,320
Speaker 2: put those little toothpicks into tiny morsels of food.

842
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 9: That's effectively Woody's body.

843
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,879
Speaker 2: And his legs, except just flip it flip it upside down. Yeah, no, mate,

844
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 2: your legs are the toothpicks.

845
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 9: No, no, I get that, not the ham underneath. I

846
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 9: can't hear it. We all understand that you've got toothpick legs.

847
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, but with tapers, the toothpicks.

848
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 9: On the toe. Yeah, you're doing it. Yeah.

849
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 6: So anyway, look now that it's happened.

850
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 8: If everyone's listening right now, someone's yelled out of their

851
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 8: car and said that I've got rat legs, it doesn't

852
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 8: need to happen anymore.

853
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,959
Speaker 6: I'm done with it. No, no, it's happened once we've

854
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 6: had our fun.

855
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 8: I don't appreciate when you honk your horns when I'm

856
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 8: out there getting my fitness on in the morning and

857
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 8: you yell out that I've got rat legs.

858
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 6: It flattens me.

859
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 2: By good fine, this guy, I'm just I could give

860
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 2: him a hug, give you.

861
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,000
Speaker 9: Did he say rat legs? Did he actually say rat legs?

862
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 6: He said rat legs? And I was at his window, happy,

863
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 6: and he yelled at my fan and he was laughing.

864
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 6: He found it so funny. Have a look at those rights.

865
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 6: I just gave him a filthy look and I walked

866
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 6: up shocking all my Days complaint. He felt like a dire,

867
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 6: happy man,