WEBVTT - #162: Ablehblehbleh 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:03.240 This is Is it just. 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:06.800 Hostood the black couple of mitches? 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:07.640 Yeah? 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:12.760 Are you delese yourself for the rude shocks of young adults? 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:15.480 Did you know this? And Apple has the same caffeine 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:17.680 as a full one shot coffee? Bullshit? 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:18.520 He's serious. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:23.040 Yeah, I'm going a good guy. Now. What is it 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:25.360 that says there is no caffeine in our house? 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:27.280 No? 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:33.960 He is Mitui and Mitchell coos. Are you sorry? My 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:36.120 mic wasn't on? Oh my god, got one job. Mah 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:36.960 my god, how are you? 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:39.240 I'm happy birthday you. 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:42.559 I've never done that. Wow, I turned twenty eight. My 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:43.600 brain goes to shit. 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:46.320 Twenty eight? Wow? Yeah, how do you feel about that? 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:48.600 I actually genuinely thought you were twenty nine, by the. 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:50.120 Way, go fuck yourself. 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:51.640 I just thought you were turning twenty nine. 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:55.320 No, we're like one year apart, you nine, not two. 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:56.200 I'm twenty eight. 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:58.000 It's because I'm twenty seven. I thought you were twenty 0:00:58.040 --> 0:00:58.560 eight already. 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:01.040 Oh got it. Yeah, No, there's weird overlap. We're we're 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:03.160 the same age for a little bit. As fleeting as 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:04.640 it is it is, Yeah, it's a couple of months, 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:07.039 but no, it feels it feels okay. You know, this 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:11.120 is the first birthday that I feel older. Really, yeah, 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:13.280 I feel like there's been a definite tide that has 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:17.280 turned in my brain mentally. I was reading a study. Wow, 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:19.039 that's how you know. I'm I was reading a study 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:20.440 and it wasn't even like a leather bound I love 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:20.920 a study. 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:21.640 Chat go on. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:25.360 It was online that apparently your brain actually doesn't develop 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:28.160 fully until you hit thirty. Between thirty and thirty one. 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:30.360 Oh, okay, which is good. So it makes me see 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:31.839 i'd better be careful the next few years. 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:35.240 Then. Yeah, those all those vapes you suck down making 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:38.120 your brain wash? Yeah? Good good? No, I'm yeah, I 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:38.600 feel I. 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:41.720 Feel good good, Jess, will this make you feel even 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:42.720 better than you already do? 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:44.360 Hang on with No. 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:47.840 I didn't expect anything. Oh of course I wasn't ready 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:49.680 at all, but I do have this just I assumed 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:51.800 you'd bring it up, so I had it ready to go. 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:54.200 Are you going to grab your present for him too? 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:54.480 Price? 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:56.880 Keep it, Jenner? Oh, she actually does have something. 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.280 Oh's not wrapped up. 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:01.880 That's all right, I will say you can go first, Enner. 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:04.520 The real prize is having prize keeper Jenna back after 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:07.440 what seems like a resignation Mitch and I was so worried. 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:09.560 We were on LinkedIn and seek ready to hire someone. 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:12.040 Yeah, I saw that if we both left him hanging 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:12.520 one week. 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:14.400 Yeah, oh yeah, yeah about that. 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:15.919 That's fine. I'm okay, I'm all right. 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:22.679 Ship Presence Jenny, your present in celebration of your like 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:26.200 journey weight loss journey is your personal journey. 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:26.880 I got you. 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:30.440 Oh think it's a book, it's a journal. Do it 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:32.519 for yourself? Oh my god, I love that. 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:32.920 Yes. 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:35.000 I saw it on TikTok and I thought it would 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:37.720 be a cool present. Oh so you can write? 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:38.480 Do you actually get that? 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:40.280 I was about to accuse you of just grabbing that 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.360 from the parlor free books that get put into the station. 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:44.959 I've just opened it up and it says to Amanda Keller, 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:52.760 enjoy this book. I've got proofknew you embarking on a 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:55.400 new project, planning your future. Were you fat and now 0:02:55.560 --> 0:02:56.360 kind of just fat? 0:02:56.440 --> 0:02:57.040 It's perfect? 0:02:58.120 --> 0:02:59.880 Oh my god? So what do I write in this? 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:00.399 Yeah? 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:00.959 You right in it? 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:02.680 Oh that's really sweet. 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:04.639 Yes, are you going to be bothered to do that? 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:04.959 Yeah? 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:07.639 No, because I trust me. I'm I'm doing the self help. 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:09.359 I got an app where I journal every day. 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:12.360 Ah nah, yeah, you've got to do the written one. 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:13.680 I think this will be handed that's not. 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:16.960 My therapist said that. Our therapist, the show therapist, said 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:18.720 that I should handwrite it. It's better for the brain. 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:19.400 It's perfect. 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:21.000 Oh Jenner, that is really thoughtful. 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:23.440 Thank you. Enjoy Are you ready for my presence? 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:23.680 Yes? 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:24.160 Okay. 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:26.239 So I picked up a few little things when I 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:29.200 was in Brisbane because by coincidence, how good is this? 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:32.080 They happen to be having their pride fair day thing. 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.720 Oh you know, the bloody the gay fate that they have. 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:36.600 And so I picked up a few little. 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:38.000 Things for you. I'm just going to I'm going to 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:39.160 give them to you one at a time. Okay. 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:40.720 So they're all in it, they're in a beautiful bag. 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:41.800 You're going to take them out. 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:43.960 Yeah, I think it's better if I do it this way. 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:45.120 I'll give it to you one at the time. So 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:48.640 the first one, this one came from Flagships. 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:49.520 It was there, so there you go. 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:52.600 It was just a little a gay candle there, beautiful. 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:55.000 I love a can't go wrong with a candle. It's 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:58.240 got like different colors of the rainbow. Apparently every color 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:02.720 of wax smells different, so it's gorgeous gay fruity blend. 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:05.720 Oh I love that so much. That's gorgeous red on 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:07.640 top though, that'll be dramatic when it melts down on 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:08.160 the table. 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:09.560 So that's the nice present. 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:10.040 Ah. 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:13.800 And then I wandered over to the craft Rebellion store. 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:16.839 Oh my, and this caught my eye, thought I better 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:18.520 get that for Mitchell. He's in his slut error. 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:19.040 There you go. 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:20.560 What is this? 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:21.440 What is it? 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:22.200 What is it? 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:29.000 It's a towel and it says thank you, please come again. 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:33.560 It's a it's a really tail. It's a cam rag specifically. 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:39.120 Oh that's so funny. 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:41.080 Would you ever actually use that or would that be 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:41.599 off pudding? 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:45.159 It would depend on who whose cum I was wiping. 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:47.880 You use that for? You can't use that as a 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:48.640 tea town, can you. 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:50.520 Please come and get It's a perfect size for a 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:51.760 cam rake. But then on the bed you can go 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:54.720 on top of it. And it's thin too. That's really good. 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:55.280 Is it thin? 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:55.440 No? 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:57.840 No, it's what you want, you know what yea yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:58.200 god yeah. 0:04:58.279 --> 0:04:59.840 You don't want it to leak through to the sheets though, 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:00.680 Oh it's lightweight. 0:05:00.960 --> 0:05:03.000 Yeah, okay, or I could make it my gym tower 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:03.919 and use it ironically. 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:05.880 Yes, actually that's funny. 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:08.960 Do that should just be wiping my sweat and all 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:11.000 the old ladies at Vision Caring bartgo. 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:12.040 How do they expell? Come on there? 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:15.120 Come so you am okay like Jeerz? 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:15.880 Yeah? Right? 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:18.000 Oh, I love that. That's so fun. Does that mean 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:19.760 I was going to have to have this under my 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:22.120 pillow next to my Peter Alexander's that's up to you. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:24.159 What goes on in your bedroom stays in the bedroom. 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:25.400 Want to be in the top draw, next to the 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:26.159 cockering and the loops. 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:27.520 It's a whore draw. 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:28.960 That's where you keep it, the who draw. 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:29.320 Yeah. 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:32.400 And now this next one still at the Craft Rebellion store. 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:35.000 I spotted this and I said I'll take that please, 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:38.040 because I thought that's bloody perfect. And she said, sorry, 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:41.080 that's just a display model. We're doing back order at 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:44.360 the moment because they're so popular. Oh and I said, well, 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:45.760 how long is it going to take to get to me? 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:48.640 And she said, oh, maybe two to three weeks. And 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:51.240 this is literally the first time in my life that 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:53.160 I've pulled a bit of a don't you know who 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:53.400 I am? 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:53.680 Yeah? 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:55.760 Of course, I was like, well, I host a podcast 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:57.840 and so if I pay for express, can you get 0:05:57.880 --> 0:05:59.600 it to me by Thursday? Because I need it. It's 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:02.320 perfect my cogh host and God bless us, she did it. 0:06:02.400 --> 0:06:03.800 So we love the craft Rebellion. 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:06.640 We love them, and so can I just say I'm 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.120 learning a lot about myself. That's my love language. All 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:10.920 that work and effort that you put into getting me 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:13.240 a gift makes me so love, makes me feel so love. 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:15.480 It got to me by Tuesday. By the way, her 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:18.080 Express from Brisbane to Sydney takes no time at all. 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:19.120 And so this is it. 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:22.960 Okay, you know how you love those bloody stuffed toy things. 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:27.800 What are they called the squish mellows? So forget squish mellows. 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:32.320 I'd like to introduce you to Wilbur the emotional support penis. 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:34.840 Give me. 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:38.280 Oh my god, that is beautiful. 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:41.280 It's a gay fairy penis. 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:43.480 Yeah, it's a little stuffed animal. 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:49.160 It's actually very accurately sized for me. Jet looks it's 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:50.920 Rainbow's cute. 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:52.400 It's got little Wilburt's face on it. 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:53.120 Is it a cue? 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:56.560 I love it so much. Apparently will was in high demand. 0:06:56.800 --> 0:07:00.760 Really hble ah, these are beautiful gifts. Thank you guys, 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:01.760 Oh pleasure. 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:03.840 Can you understand why I thought of you instantly when 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:07.280 I saw A the camrag and B the fucking will 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:08.960 but emotional support Paini's. 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:11.440 Most definitely Yeah, yeah, because I'm pulling. I'm also that 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:13.040 not that much of a slut. I've just told the 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:14.840 stories on the show that makes me sound like one, 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:15.880 but really, you. 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:19.760 Know I no one's slutch naming in this house. No, no, no, definitely. 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:22.160 Imagine if that's why Jenna had been absent for two 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:23.480 weeks because she was repulsed. 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:25.840 I was disgusted, couldn't. 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:27.720 Bring herself to look because she's secretly beat in love. 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:29.760 Yeah, you were in love with Mitch. 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:32.800 I was We all should just have still love. 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:35.240 I don't think he ever said he was in love 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:38.120 with me. Just wanted to pork me. He's only human, 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:38.920 I understand, of. 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:40.800 Course, but you know me one porking and I'm in 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:42.760 love very easy. 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:43.800 To although not lately. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:48.080 Oh no, it's yeah, you've grown. I have grown, Thank you, 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:50.800 Thank you guys. That's very sweet. You know, I was 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:56.000 truthfully very anxious about this birthday. I don't know, I 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.960 was just like, you know, I'm such like a lovely 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:01.160 person and I love being a people and my friends 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:04.080 and my family, and then also not having a partner 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:05.840 for the first time in five years, Like you know me, 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:08.000 for my birthday. The last couple of years, I've done nothing. 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:10.600 I've just like hung out with my eggs and that's 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:13.360 all I wanted. So then now that's like my comfort place, 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:15.480 and I'm like, I can't do it, and if I don't, 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:18.560 I'll do nothing unless I force myself to go out 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:19.000 with friends. 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:21.200 So you've got your whole bloody family at home. That'd 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:23.680 be spoiling. You couldn't even be lonely on your birthday 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:23.920 if you. 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:26.520 Tried, I know, but I just didn't want. I was like, 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:29.040 my my gut was telling me to push everyone away 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:31.440 and do nothing. Yeah, I don't know why. 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:32.920 No, you always regret that. 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:35.400 Yeah, every time I'm like, oh, I won't make a 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:38.160 fuss for my birthday this year. Once the birthday rolls around, 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.480 I'm like, it's a bit depressing not doing anything to celebrate, 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:40.800 Isn't that? 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:43.640 Where the fuck is everyone? Yes, exactly, but they've all asked. 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:46.000 I'm like, I'm not doing anything, Like, where the fuck 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:48.480 is everybody? Yeah, but I am throwing a house party 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:49.280 which you two are coming to. 0:08:49.520 --> 0:08:52.679 Yes, well, remains to be seen if general rocker, but 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:53.200 I'll be there. 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:55.680 I've been attending everything I've been invited to lately. 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:58.199 Really you've tended to leave. Yes, Ever since I moved, 0:08:58.559 --> 0:08:59.440 you've started journaling. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.160 Yeah, do you actually do it to the journaling? 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:02.400 No? 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:06.840 Yeah, I bought a journal, but I wrote one page 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:08.439 and no, I'm going to fill this out. 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:11.240 I've got about forty fucking blank journals floating around my house. 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:13.960 They come as like freebies with a pr. 0:09:14.200 --> 0:09:15.880 I know I've got an Amazon Prime. I've got to 0:09:15.960 --> 0:09:17.120 stand Australia one. 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:20.720 I've got a Wentworth journal. Yeah, I think I've got 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:22.439 a phouse in prison. 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:27.120 All right, thank you guys. That's lovely pleasure. 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:28.920 Now listen coming up today. 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.319 Oh please don't say a message from my ex boyfriend 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:34.640 like you did that one birthday. Thank god, I do 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:38.040 such a thing. That'd be funny if just automatically it 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:39.920 was set to roll out on my birthday episode and 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:42.600 planet it was just an automated system, so not. 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:43.480 That much of a ship. 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:49.840 So god, we throw the ads. Hi, Mitchard's your context boyfriend. 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:53.280 Oh that would be very funny. But no, trauma is No, 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:54.200 that's not on the way. 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:56.840 Well, firstly, we've got a few things to follow up 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:58.200 on from last week's episode. 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:00.440 You've been trying to learn a song off my heart. 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:01.560 I've been struggling. 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:04.800 Thank you. I've got faith in you, Jenny. You went 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.120 here for this. No, I'm just as much feeling you 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:07.839 and as anyone else. 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:08.120 Yeah. 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:09.880 We were also asking people to. 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:11.880 Send in stories of when they lost things and they 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:14.200 were magically found because I lost my brand new glasses. 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:17.319 And also people were sending in dares for me to 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:18.920 do because my therapist told me I need to be 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:21.160 more playful for the sake of my mental health. 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:22.440 Yeah, it's got to be a silly goose. 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:26.560 Silly goose, yeah, yes, and also a bit of an 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:31.000 announcement if you like about let's just say the future 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:32.160 of the team here. 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:34.120 It is it just me. A few people will be 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:38.440 excited about this. I feel yep, that's all. What's your back, Jenna? 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:39.360 Are you getting rid of me? 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:42.040 Well we'll explain it properly later. 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:44.160 We're not going to say getting rid of yeah. 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:48.040 No, no, no, but changes I was only starting to 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:48.559 enjoy it. 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.559 Well, shit, you've been away for two weeks, screw. I 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:53.440 was disgusted. 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:55.360 A lot's happening on the show. If it is your 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:57.560 first time listening, welcome to Is it just me? Every 0:10:57.600 --> 0:10:59.520 week we start the show the same way I am 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.160 given gifts. That's how the show starts every week. 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:04.839 I mean, in the last two weeks, I've brought you 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:06.600 fucking souvenirs. Announce your birthday. 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:09.800 I know a lot of giving to yourselfish. We start 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:11.559 the show with two gems, and is it just me? 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:14.439 Each something that we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:18.040 Mitch doesn't know my agem, I don't know his gossip enshues. 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:19.080 And that's the show. 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:20.280 Did you find your souvenir? 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:20.560 General? 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:21.559 I brought that for you last year. 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:23.800 I love it and everyone's been asking me about it. 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:26.520 Oh good, I left it on a desk. Yeah, anyway, 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:27.199 should we get into it? 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:27.640 Who wants to go? 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.199 I can go first? Mine sort of a nothing, but 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:32.640 it's it is something this week? 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:35.240 That what a way to fell it? Mine's nothing? What's 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:39.079 my birthday? Imagine Natalie bar on Sunrise. It's being like 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:42.600 coming up forget it. It's nothing. 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:44.520 True? 0:11:44.559 --> 0:11:47.160 Actually, sorry, I should be more invested coming up. My 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:49.640 agim is something that I've noticed, and it's kept me 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:52.440 up at night. And I'm now medicated because it's given 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:55.400 me medicaid that's given me that much severe grief. 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:56.480 A hemorrhoid. 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:58.480 I've just had my first hemorrhoid. 0:11:58.600 --> 0:11:58.640 Me? 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:00.640 What the fuck me? No way? 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:03.080 How is yours? Is yours fixed? 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:05.040 I've got it under control. It's all good. Good. 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:07.160 Mine's gone back up, but mine was terrific. 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:09.439 It was a really tense weekend. I said, sorry, Sean, 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:13.079 I can't have sex. I'm on the rags, literally bleeding 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:13.920 from the ass. 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:18.680 Touch your own, Oh you were bleeding. Mine didn't burst. 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:22.520 Because I'm an idiot. I thought it was like a pimple. Yeah, 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:27.439 I feel it's fine now, don't worry. I have my 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:28.360 rags all weekend. 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:30.800 My mind did go away, but mine didn't burst. 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:32.720 You know, mine's FINANCEU You know some. 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:34.680 People have to get surgery and they get cauterized. 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:38.480 Oh god, I'm glad I didn't come to that. No anyway, Sorry, 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:39.760 should be star with my Is it just me? 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:40.240 Yeah? 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:40.599 Go for it? 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:42.079 Are you ready? Let's jump in? 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:45.160 Is it just me? 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:49.400 Do you need to make some new friends that are 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:51.320 actually good at taking fucking photos. 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:54.559 Oh, if I do know, if this is you in 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:56.640 any way, shape or for coming for my friendship, I'm 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:58.840 great at photo taking. I don't know if you've ever 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:00.760 taken one of me though now because we're always in 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:03.840 them together, because people. Of course, I'll not bring your 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:06.920 photo taken to the test, but I've just really noticed 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:08.439 that I give it my all when I'm taking a 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:09.199 photo of someone. 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:12.080 You do go full photographer mode. You do never get 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:14.280 it in return. I saw this video on Instagram the 0:13:14.320 --> 0:13:16.560 other day from Oh. The guy's name was like brand 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:20.079 Flakes or something sure, and I thought, Wow, that just 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:21.160 sums it up perfectly. 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:21.959 Take a listen to that. 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:22.720 Listen. 0:13:22.760 --> 0:13:24.480 I don't care if you're a stranger on the street 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:26.079 or my best friend. If you ask me to take 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:28.600 a photo of you, I am giving you my full commitment. 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:29.920 I'm sorry, could you take a few more? 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:30.880 Don't be sorry. 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:33.280 Who trusted me as your photographer And there's no way 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:34.920 in how I'm going to let you down and now 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:37.319 a part of your team, and you better believe I'm staying. 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:39.800 Until the routine is clean and got Yeah, that's me 0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:44.040 as fun. I'm so thorough with my directions. I'll be 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:46.520 getting down on one knee to get the perfect angle. 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.680 I'll be shouting out things like laugh at the sole 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:52.679 of my shoe. Go and they'll go haha and then 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:55.320 look really smiley and yeah good. So if you're standing 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.240 next to me behind the camera, for example, while I'm 0:13:57.280 --> 0:13:58.120 taking it, I'll be. 0:13:58.160 --> 0:13:59.920 Like laugh at Cherry's belly buttons. So they're get to 0:13:59.960 --> 0:14:00.760 be of a down. 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:03.560 Fine, I'll cry it hard, but like your right shoulder a. 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:04.319 Little bit towards me. 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:04.760 Yeah. 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:06.520 And now, like I get so thorough and I get 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:07.600 these gorgeous photos. 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:10.640 Majority of my friends, their profile pictures are photos that 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:13.040 I took because I'm great. Really, And yet when I 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:15.000 hand the phone over and say, can you get one 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:18.520 of me? Dog shit trash, fucking dog shit trash. I'm 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:20.520 always taking photos of others, but there's nothing of me. 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:25.240 Oh, Mitchell, I know, I actually disagree. Well, I think 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:27.360 you have great photos because in the last couple of 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:29.760 weeks I've noticed that you've upped your photo game. You 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:32.840 had your shows in Brisbane and the photos on stage 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:35.080 you looked great. I noticed your quad was popping, and 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:36.080 I thought that was a. 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:39.040 Good That was one photo. I wanted to do like 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:41.000 a montage of all these different photos. There was one 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:42.120 fucking good one. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:42.360 Oh. 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:44.920 So you're working in a photo session. You want options? 0:14:45.280 --> 0:14:46.600 Yes, of course half of them. 0:14:46.600 --> 0:14:47.080 I look shit. 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:48.920 Can I show you one of the ones that I got? Yeah, 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:52.920 And no one ever gives me directions, Oh, just change this, 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:55.480 do that. No one ever gives me feedback as we're 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:58.200 doing it, and so they just blindly take photos. I 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:01.880 look shit, and they don't tell me. Look look at 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:05.680 that one. Who the fuck takes that photo and then 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:07.520 his hands back to the phone and goes there you go, 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:08.520 that's a nice one. 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:10.840 That looks like behind the scenes of the Lord of 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:11.320 the Rings. 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:14.800 You know how I was really excited about the Wicked 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:16.120 premiere weeks ago. 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:18.800 You made us leave the show early so you could go. 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.560 I don't know why I bothered getting all dressed up, 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:23.160 getting a new outfit. I do not have one good 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:24.040 photo to show from it. 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:24.680 Oh my god. 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:26.960 But I don't blame anyone in particular. It's just the 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:30.440 lighting inside the theater is shocking. And so I got 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:33.760 all these atrocious photos of me, and then I posed 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:37.120 for like several cameras on the media ball and those photos. 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:38.960 It is often to the abuse. I don't know where 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:42.360 the fuck those photos go. Oh my god, they go. 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:45.160 To geddy images. But unless they unless you're explicitly a 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:47.400 gigantic star, they don't tag you. So you've got to 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:50.240 spend hours like filtering through It's hell on Earth. No. 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:52.840 But like it wasn't even the photographer for Getty, because 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:56.120 I was that desperate for one good photo at Wicked 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:56.560 and he just. 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:57.200 Flat out said. 0:15:57.240 --> 0:15:58.680 I message him and said, did you get one? I 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:00.560 don't care if you didn't upload it to Getty? Yeah, 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:02.400 just do you have one so I can post it? 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:04.760 And he goes, I didn't take one of you. I 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:06.520 was just walking down that carpet. He goes, who the 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:07.440 fuck's that woman? 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:09.280 I'm not taking a photo of Earth. I don't have 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:10.720 any nice photos in that night. 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:12.640 You look gorgeous, I said to Jem. But I also 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:14.720 blamed the lining at the Lyric Theater. To be fair, well, 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:17.360 at my birthday party this weekend, Mitchell, here's my oath 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:19.640 to you. I will get a good photo of you 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:24.200 on my fucking birthday just being hot, Okay. I will 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:25.120 commit to you as a friend. 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:27.560 I don't know how to pose in some photos. I 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:28.160 find that awkward. 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:28.360 Yea. 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:29.560 But the thing is you with me, you know when 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:31.920 you feel I feel awkward sometimes in front of a 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:34.800 group of people watching trying different poses because it feels 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:36.880 so obnoxious. But with me, I don't care. Do as 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:38.360 many as you want, Yeah. 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:39.360 But I don't know how to pose. That's why I 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:40.480 need someone giving direction. 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:41.440 You need to start mewing. 0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:44.360 Oh yeah, I've heard about mewing, not across mewing. 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:45.920 No, okay, I'm going to do it. I'm gonna smile 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:48.080 non mewing and then smile mewing. You tell me if 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:51.520 you have know the difference. Now I'm going to mew. 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:55.200 I don't know what your pay attention to my jaw closely, 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:58.840 non mewing, mewing, I. 0:16:58.840 --> 0:16:59.680 Can't see a difference. 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:02.520 Oh really, if anything, I thought it was about the 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:05.639 eyes because the second pose you had these massive eyes 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:07.639 looking at me, like staring at me with. 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:11.400 Because everything was clenched because you clench your jaw muscles. Ready, 0:17:12.240 --> 0:17:12.800 I feel like you. 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:15.520 Can tell when people are doing that shit. They look uncomfortable, 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:19.359 you know, you can tell that they're not truly at ease. 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:22.800 Well, mitchell I, I vowed to you. That's the word 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:24.560 that I will. I will if I'm ever with you, 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:27.320 I will look after your photos for you. That's my 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:28.200 promise as a friend. 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:29.600 Okay, when are we ever together? 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:30.800 We are also. 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:31.440 I was so upset. 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:33.080 The one weekend you get spiked is the one weekend 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:34.359 when not together. I would have protected you. 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:36.879 Oh my god, did I tell you. One of our 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:40.000 darling idiots messaged me you missed out on this genne. 0:17:40.960 --> 0:17:42.400 Yeah, that's very're upsetting. 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:46.040 There's no fucking proof, but we suspect my drink was spiked. Yes, 0:17:46.200 --> 0:17:48.920 And one of our darling idiots named Nicole messaged me 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:51.600 and said, Hi, Mitchell, I saw you that night and 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:54.880 I just knew something was wrong because you weren't well. 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:58.800 You were fucking munted. And her friend that she was 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:00.479 with started filming me from distance. 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:02.440 And then you see in this video. 0:18:02.240 --> 0:18:05.320 Which she set me, how darling Nicole just jumps in 0:18:05.400 --> 0:18:07.400 front of the camera like, no, don't film him, don't 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:10.040 embarrass me. There's something going on, clearly like she fucking 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:10.680 saved the day. 0:18:10.680 --> 0:18:13.720 I was like, God, you've got my back. Love her. Yeah, 0:18:13.720 --> 0:18:14.720 I'll show you the video journally. 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:17.040 It's really funny because she blocks like, and you can 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:19.880 tell how tanked I am too, by the way, Yeah, 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:24.439 he's absolutely isn't she a legend? She's trying your hardest, 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:26.920 trying hardest to protect you. I mean you're still in 0:18:26.960 --> 0:18:30.280 the shame she succeeded. Yeah, yeah, you still do see you. 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:32.520 Yeah, very briefly, and I don't look well, no, you 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:33.560 don't know, don't. 0:18:33.680 --> 0:18:35.960 I'll post that video in the Facebook clear, please do 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:38.639 it callding Durian idiots if you're not on board, yes. 0:18:38.560 --> 0:18:41.800 In enduring idiots with an E and idiots, shall we 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:42.560 jump in to. 0:18:45.640 --> 0:18:46.760 Is it just me? 0:18:52.960 --> 0:18:55.680 Are you not sold on psychics? 0:18:56.720 --> 0:18:57.800 It depends on the psychic. 0:18:58.000 --> 0:19:01.720 You've been to one? I've never been to one, but yeah, 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:02.919 you went to the one of the was she at 0:19:02.960 --> 0:19:04.360 the airport? No, that was the massage? 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:08.720 Yeah, No, I went to one at Mindle Beach Sunset Market. 0:19:08.800 --> 0:19:09.359 Since one. 0:19:09.720 --> 0:19:12.320 She's the one that told me, very very specifically that 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:15.560 I was going to work as an entertainer on cruise ships. 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:17.720 I was going to own property in France, and I 0:19:17.800 --> 0:19:20.320 was going to have two children who weren't white with Sean. 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:22.880 That's specifically what you told men, really. 0:19:22.680 --> 0:19:26.520 Specific fair enough, Well, I've never been to one. However, 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:29.919 I have I've got a psychic reading this week with her, 0:19:30.160 --> 0:19:32.280 my friend Brittany, who I host to pick up with 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:33.160 on my radio show. 0:19:33.160 --> 0:19:34.000 Is she as psychic? Now? 0:19:34.160 --> 0:19:34.200 No? 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:35.280 No, no. 0:19:36.160 --> 0:19:40.000 She went to a psychic in Scotland and apparently two 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:42.639 minutes into the reading, they were having coffee and he 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:44.840 sipped his coffee and then he pulled his chair back 0:19:44.880 --> 0:19:47.440 and went, you've got a gay friend that you host 0:19:47.480 --> 0:19:50.560 a radio show with, and Brittany went yes, Google could 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:53.600 tell you that, and then no, no, and then Brittany 0:19:53.640 --> 0:19:57.560 went yes, and he went he is going to find 0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:02.160 love very soon? Oh he went really, and he went yes, 0:20:02.560 --> 0:20:12.000 And this man is someone already known to him, which 0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:14.399 is finally cotton on to the fact that I want him. 0:20:14.720 --> 0:20:18.040 So that's my point that apparently my next lover is 0:20:18.160 --> 0:20:20.720 already in my life and I already know him. Is 0:20:20.760 --> 0:20:21.440 that exciting? 0:20:21.720 --> 0:20:24.080 You've got like four twinks on the guys there could 0:20:24.080 --> 0:20:24.600 be any of them. 0:20:24.920 --> 0:20:27.800 No, one passed away and the other one's got porosis, 0:20:27.840 --> 0:20:31.680 so we've stopped talking. I I don't know, but to 0:20:31.800 --> 0:20:33.960 me that means a friend. To me, that doesn't mean 0:20:34.040 --> 0:20:35.280 someone that I'm dating. 0:20:35.480 --> 0:20:37.159 Because I'm dating you don't trust the psychic. 0:20:37.600 --> 0:20:39.440 No, that's what I'm worried about it. I just don't 0:20:39.960 --> 0:20:42.560 believe it. And I also don't believe that you can't. 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:44.959 I don't know the friends to romance pipeline. I've never 0:20:45.040 --> 0:20:48.119 had that experience, Like I only target people romantically and 0:20:48.200 --> 0:20:50.480 then and then caught them and then turned them into 0:20:50.520 --> 0:20:53.200 something I don't. I don't. I don't think I could 0:20:53.320 --> 0:20:55.399 go from friend to relationship. I don't think I have 0:20:55.920 --> 0:20:58.640 that skill to turn it into something More depends. 0:20:58.320 --> 0:21:00.600 On the person and whether you're willing to risk ruining 0:21:00.640 --> 0:21:02.399 the friendship, because if you break up, you can't go 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:04.800 back to your friend. True, that's very I'm sure some 0:21:04.920 --> 0:21:08.200 people can, but I don't. It sounds easier said than done. 0:21:08.200 --> 0:21:08.320 Oh. 0:21:08.320 --> 0:21:09.119 I don't think I could do it. 0:21:09.200 --> 0:21:10.639 Absolutely, It'd be really weird after that. 0:21:11.000 --> 0:21:12.240 But do you think is there anyone in your in 0:21:12.359 --> 0:21:15.119 my life? You think, oh that I can't think. 0:21:15.000 --> 0:21:15.920 Of anyone, give anyone. 0:21:15.960 --> 0:21:19.200 I feel No, I don't know that in my life. 0:21:19.240 --> 0:21:21.359 Apparently I know them. Isn't that crazy? 0:21:21.560 --> 0:21:21.679 Oh? 0:21:21.880 --> 0:21:25.160 And I will say this psychic Britney saw him about 0:21:25.240 --> 0:21:28.639 six months ago and he said, Mitch, your radio co 0:21:28.760 --> 0:21:30.320 host is going to break up with his boyfriend. 0:21:30.560 --> 0:21:31.960 This guy fucking obsessed with you. 0:21:32.840 --> 0:21:34.639 No, I must have strong juju. 0:21:34.840 --> 0:21:37.520 Why do you keep going through to him and hijacking her? 0:21:37.600 --> 0:21:39.879 Fucking reading during britt session, and Britt goes, that's how 0:21:39.920 --> 0:21:41.880 you know it's real because why why would he bring 0:21:41.960 --> 0:21:43.640 you up? There's no reason to bring you up. I'm 0:21:43.680 --> 0:21:46.440 paying him money for a session. Anyway, he said, Mitch's 0:21:46.440 --> 0:21:48.720 going to break up with his boyfriend. There's bad stuff 0:21:48.760 --> 0:21:50.240 happening there, and Mitch will break up. 0:21:50.440 --> 0:21:54.240 It sounds like he has research prior. Because psychics don't 0:21:54.359 --> 0:21:55.760 just blurt out full names. 0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:57.760 I'll go, I'm getting an M. I'm getting an M. 0:21:57.960 --> 0:22:01.360 What's the significant No, he didn't Mitch. He said your 0:22:01.440 --> 0:22:03.840 co host. Actually, the way he got onto me was 0:22:03.960 --> 0:22:05.879 it was really funny. I actually have the audio. Should 0:22:05.880 --> 0:22:06.320 I play it for you? 0:22:06.800 --> 0:22:06.919 Oh? 0:22:07.040 --> 0:22:07.680 She recorded it? 0:22:07.800 --> 0:22:10.240 Yeah, So Britt sent me this audio. This is six 0:22:10.359 --> 0:22:12.760 months ago, right, but when I was still with my ex. 0:22:13.560 --> 0:22:16.160 This is what he told her. We'd never met him. 0:22:16.160 --> 0:22:17.720 This is the first time she met him. Have a listen, 0:22:18.080 --> 0:22:18.720 and it's funny. 0:22:19.040 --> 0:22:25.720 He's a problems with that attorney and his food and 0:22:25.760 --> 0:22:26.360 I'm drawn. 0:22:26.200 --> 0:22:28.280 To my left food I don't know. 0:22:28.359 --> 0:22:29.560 I didn't catch a fucking word of that. 0:22:30.280 --> 0:22:33.000 It's got a heavy Irish accent. He's got a problem 0:22:33.040 --> 0:22:36.399 with his ingrown toenails, and I do, I've got two 0:22:36.480 --> 0:22:37.160 ingrown toenails. 0:22:37.520 --> 0:22:39.120 I couldn't understand anything. 0:22:39.600 --> 0:22:40.440 I didn't get a word of that. 0:22:40.560 --> 0:22:42.119 Listen again, and it's funny. 0:22:42.440 --> 0:22:49.119 He's a problems with his attorney and his food and 0:22:49.160 --> 0:22:59.640 I'm drawn to my left food. What did he say? 0:23:01.840 --> 0:23:03.040 Funny problem? 0:23:05.359 --> 0:23:11.560 I caught it that time, as opposed to a tone 0:23:11.600 --> 0:23:12.560 owl and your fucking elo. 0:23:14.119 --> 0:23:18.280 Wow, this guy's we all switched on? You're listening to? 0:23:18.720 --> 0:23:19.520 Is it just me? 0:23:21.160 --> 0:23:22.680 Got something on your mind? 0:23:23.200 --> 0:23:26.680 Hit up at a couple of mitches on Instagram to 0:23:26.840 --> 0:23:28.320 get yourself on the shoe? 0:23:29.080 --> 0:23:31.639 All right, let's chat to a listener, chat to an idiot. 0:23:31.680 --> 0:23:33.680 I think it's only time that we get someone on 0:23:33.880 --> 0:23:35.920 for an is just you of their own something they've noticed, 0:23:35.960 --> 0:23:38.720 they hate or appreciate. It's just like our gym's. 0:23:38.480 --> 0:23:40.920 Mitch's pretty straightforward, and if you want to get on 0:23:40.960 --> 0:23:42.880 the show with your own you can dms a couple 0:23:42.960 --> 0:23:45.040 of mitches or send us a text. Oh four double 0:23:45.080 --> 0:23:49.400 two nine four eight two o two Yeah, why not textus. 0:23:49.560 --> 0:23:51.680 I mean, we're paying for fucking credit on this phone, 0:23:51.840 --> 0:23:53.600 the injine line, so we may well use it. 0:23:53.840 --> 0:23:55.080 You and I have to go to Coles once a 0:23:55.160 --> 0:23:56.960 month with a cigarette counter and go hi, can we 0:23:57.040 --> 0:23:59.640 get some twenty four dollars DODO credit? And it comes 0:23:59.680 --> 0:24:01.280 out on receipt and then we've got to type it 0:24:01.320 --> 0:24:03.600 into our phone. It's a whole thing, now, you know 0:24:03.640 --> 0:24:06.520 how I love to google the town of wherever our 0:24:06.600 --> 0:24:07.560 caller is living in. 0:24:07.680 --> 0:24:09.560 Yeah, I love to do a quick stalk of where 0:24:09.600 --> 0:24:11.800 they come from. I don't have to today. I'm very 0:24:11.960 --> 0:24:12.960 well versed with the area. 0:24:13.160 --> 0:24:17.120 Yeah, you know Dubbo, which is in New South Wales 0:24:17.200 --> 0:24:20.040 where we have Abby Hello, idiot, Abby. 0:24:20.240 --> 0:24:24.040 Hello Hidland from my neck at the wood the Central West, girl, 0:24:24.119 --> 0:24:24.480 I love it. 0:24:24.600 --> 0:24:25.480 I was there last week. 0:24:25.840 --> 0:24:26.679 Oh was that where you were? 0:24:26.880 --> 0:24:27.080 Yes? 0:24:27.520 --> 0:24:28.320 All makes sense now. 0:24:28.680 --> 0:24:31.280 Dubbo's nice. I've been to the Dubbo Zoo. I've done 0:24:31.320 --> 0:24:32.040 a raw and snort. 0:24:32.080 --> 0:24:34.119 I can't just fucking throw around the word nice like 0:24:34.240 --> 0:24:34.680 it's nothing. 0:24:34.720 --> 0:24:37.359 No, you can't just say, oh, I've been to the zoo, Like, 0:24:37.480 --> 0:24:37.879 shut up? 0:24:37.920 --> 0:24:41.639 What else is there? Anna and Jenna other than ship dust? 0:24:42.000 --> 0:24:42.320 Abby? 0:24:44.280 --> 0:24:44.440 Oh? 0:24:44.760 --> 0:24:48.520 Sorry, jail, jail. 0:24:48.640 --> 0:24:51.800 Yeah, I've got a zoo in a prison. 0:24:51.920 --> 0:24:53.800 So just a bunch of people in fucking cages. 0:24:53.840 --> 0:24:54.480 That sounds of it. 0:24:54.960 --> 0:24:56.879 Not a good idea for teenagers who want to look 0:24:56.960 --> 0:24:57.280 for date. 0:24:57.760 --> 0:25:00.000 No, I can only amage. 0:25:01.080 --> 0:25:01.240 You know. 0:25:01.359 --> 0:25:03.359 You sound like you're breathing very heavier. You're on a 0:25:03.359 --> 0:25:04.240 hot girl walk or something. 0:25:05.280 --> 0:25:09.000 Gardening, walking garden, having the time of your life. 0:25:09.160 --> 0:25:16.040 Gardening's actually serving time in the local prison. Okay, well 0:25:16.119 --> 0:25:18.119 you've got an message. Just you do you abby? 0:25:18.480 --> 0:25:18.720 I do? 0:25:19.160 --> 0:25:21.560 Okay, Well Bradley will count you in and then hit us. 0:25:21.680 --> 0:25:26.080 Yeah is it just me. 0:25:28.320 --> 0:25:33.159 A straightment? Absolutely shitty at phone calls and text I 0:25:33.200 --> 0:25:33.639 wouldn't know. 0:25:36.119 --> 0:25:39.760 Yeah, yeah, they're definitely gay. Men are better. 0:25:41.080 --> 0:25:43.119 I had a boyfriend for three months. We broke up 0:25:43.160 --> 0:25:46.680 two weeks ago because he ghosted me. But I've never 0:25:46.840 --> 0:25:48.680 had such a dry texture in my wife. 0:25:48.800 --> 0:25:49.879 We'll give me an example. 0:25:49.920 --> 0:25:52.480 But you just be like sure, yeah, what would you 0:25:52.520 --> 0:25:54.000 say to him? And what would he say. 0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:57.960 About I use punctuation cap lettas fool words, not just 0:25:58.119 --> 0:26:01.000 you know, iron or stop. 0:26:01.280 --> 0:26:05.920 My brother's messages atrocious, it's just Okay's straight man. 0:26:06.000 --> 0:26:08.119 Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, shocking And two days later. 0:26:08.119 --> 0:26:09.920 I've got another point for you. You used to be 0:26:10.040 --> 0:26:13.000 on the phone overnight, right, We were one of those 0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:15.680 stupid couples that would sit on the sign overnight because 0:26:15.720 --> 0:26:16.720 we were long distance through it. 0:26:16.800 --> 0:26:18.440 But what do you mean you just leave the line 0:26:18.480 --> 0:26:19.760 going even when you were sleeping. 0:26:20.400 --> 0:26:24.840 Yeah, speaker on and now others had be muted and 0:26:24.920 --> 0:26:26.440 we'd said it a whole line. Juli had to get 0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:27.639 up to work at six o'clock. 0:26:27.760 --> 0:26:29.439 I love how you say we're one of those couples. 0:26:29.520 --> 0:26:30.520 I don't know if that's normal. 0:26:30.680 --> 0:26:33.480 No, you'd hang up when you'd sleep, right, No. 0:26:33.840 --> 0:26:36.119 No, I would literally wake up in the middle of 0:26:36.119 --> 0:26:37.680 the night and I would check and he would still 0:26:37.680 --> 0:26:39.119 be on there and I could hear him snoring. 0:26:39.480 --> 0:26:41.280 Oh no, I would to do that to yourself. 0:26:43.600 --> 0:26:46.760 But anyway, Yeah, so in those phone calls he would 0:26:46.800 --> 0:26:48.960 be even worse that he would just there would just 0:26:49.000 --> 0:26:50.960 be bouts of silence, and I'd be like, have you 0:26:51.080 --> 0:26:53.680 gone to sleep sleeping? No, I'm here, No, I'm here, 0:26:53.720 --> 0:26:56.720 I'm here, I'm playing my Okay, why are you talking to. 0:26:56.800 --> 0:27:00.760 Me if you're not actually in aged in the call? 0:27:00.800 --> 0:27:02.680 I'm kind of with you, but I will also say 0:27:02.840 --> 0:27:04.879 not just straight man. I've dated people like that. 0:27:05.119 --> 0:27:05.960 It was just so boring. 0:27:06.560 --> 0:27:08.600 It's given my experience, it's straight man for me. 0:27:08.840 --> 0:27:10.159 I'm now that I'm in the dating world and I'm 0:27:10.200 --> 0:27:12.159 talking to a couple of people. There are some The 0:27:12.240 --> 0:27:14.119 thing that I've noticed that I think is the biggest 0:27:14.160 --> 0:27:18.159 turn on for me is like mutual attention or mutual interest. 0:27:18.400 --> 0:27:20.680 Like if I'm giving one hundred percent and I'm not 0:27:20.760 --> 0:27:22.800 getting that back, it's such a turn off for me. 0:27:22.920 --> 0:27:24.840 As in, if you ask them how their day is 0:27:24.840 --> 0:27:26.640 and they give a very thorough answer, but then don't 0:27:26.640 --> 0:27:27.240 say what about you? 0:27:27.400 --> 0:27:28.919 They don't ask. It's like, well, now I'm not going 0:27:28.960 --> 0:27:31.399 to fucking ask because I'm genuinely interested, you know, so 0:27:31.560 --> 0:27:34.320 go fuck off. That's me anyway, That's what I tell you. 0:27:34.600 --> 0:27:37.040 And he'd go fine, and I'm like, oh that's good, 0:27:37.440 --> 0:27:39.800 and then he wouldn't ask me back anyway. He ended 0:27:39.840 --> 0:27:42.479 up ghosting me right after I met my dad, So, oh, 0:27:42.840 --> 0:27:43.240 what the. 0:27:43.359 --> 0:27:45.560 Fuck was such a turn off about your father? 0:27:46.240 --> 0:27:47.960 I don't know, but I was there the whole time. 0:27:48.040 --> 0:27:50.320 He shook his hand, talked out work with him, and 0:27:50.440 --> 0:27:52.560 then left. He wanted to have a beer with dad, 0:27:52.600 --> 0:27:57.159 but Dad had to go early. I don't know what happened, 0:27:57.240 --> 0:27:59.160 but that was the last night I saw or heard 0:27:59.160 --> 0:27:59.520 from him. 0:27:59.600 --> 0:28:01.960 Oh you poor thing. Well, it sounds like you're dodgeable with. 0:28:04.600 --> 0:28:08.280 Very unlucky this year from Ship's Creek. It's just a 0:28:08.359 --> 0:28:09.840 long string of very bad luck. 0:28:10.040 --> 0:28:11.480 Have you had a couple of breakups this year? 0:28:12.640 --> 0:28:12.800 Two? 0:28:13.600 --> 0:28:14.560 Two breakups? 0:28:14.960 --> 0:28:16.760 But hey, you'll know what you will and won't put 0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:19.040 up with next time. If someone's a shitty text that 0:28:19.119 --> 0:28:20.360 that's the red flag instantly. 0:28:20.640 --> 0:28:23.480 Also, have some time to yourself. That's what I'm just 0:28:23.560 --> 0:28:26.040 trying to enjoy my single time like it's fun in 0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:27.040 bracet Abby. 0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:31.359 Yeah, I've decided to not look for someone, not actively 0:28:31.440 --> 0:28:33.639 look for someone until next year, you know what, And 0:28:33.720 --> 0:28:34.000 that is. 0:28:34.000 --> 0:28:36.400 When you'll find someone, is what I've Everyone keeps saying, 0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:38.440 you'll find someone when you least expect it, when you're 0:28:38.480 --> 0:28:39.240 not looking. 0:28:39.360 --> 0:28:41.880 Yes, you know, when you're just sort of open to it, 0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:43.720 maybe not even actively looking, but you just sort of 0:28:43.760 --> 0:28:44.280 put it out there. 0:28:44.320 --> 0:28:45.120 Yet I'm open to it. 0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:48.480 Yeah, exactly, you're fine. Oh god, well, I hope you 0:28:48.560 --> 0:28:49.520 find him alive. 0:28:49.680 --> 0:28:49.960 Thank you. 0:28:50.200 --> 0:28:51.320 You guys are so nice. 0:28:51.760 --> 0:28:52.800 Oh well, wait. 0:28:52.800 --> 0:28:54.720 Till we hang up I mean you listen back to 0:28:54.800 --> 0:28:57.000 the episode. That's when the real truth comes out. Well, 0:28:57.040 --> 0:28:58.720 I'm hit up price keeper, Jenna. We'll give you a 0:28:58.760 --> 0:29:01.080 we'll give you a little treat for coming up. Oh 0:29:02.640 --> 0:29:08.680 you're welcome, Thank you, Abby, thank you, thanks blessed. Her 0:29:08.960 --> 0:29:10.680 kind of just use that as free therapy, didn't she? 0:29:11.040 --> 0:29:12.560 Oh, well, I don't know if it's that great. You 0:29:12.600 --> 0:29:13.880 can't rely on us as therapists. 0:29:13.960 --> 0:29:16.080 No, got no, No, we're both in therapy. 0:29:17.120 --> 0:29:19.120 Yeah, I have been in it for like fifteen years. 0:29:19.320 --> 0:29:21.240 Oh, you need a new one. 0:29:25.680 --> 0:29:26.120 Now, Mitch. 0:29:26.240 --> 0:29:29.480 There is one thing in particular that a lot of 0:29:29.640 --> 0:29:31.760 people have been requesting from me recently. 0:29:31.920 --> 0:29:32.560 Yeah, what is it? 0:29:33.400 --> 0:29:34.560 Well, why don't you guess. 0:29:34.480 --> 0:29:35.880 If you have to get to what's the number one 0:29:35.920 --> 0:29:38.320 request I've been getting from listeners of ours recently? 0:29:38.520 --> 0:29:44.040 Is it nudes because you're looking at Is it the haircare? 0:29:44.200 --> 0:29:44.400 Drop? 0:29:44.480 --> 0:29:45.640 The haircare routine? King? 0:29:46.160 --> 0:29:47.760 Even more than that, I get a lot of those 0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:50.440 skin can drop the skin care. 0:29:51.840 --> 0:29:52.400 You're kidding? 0:29:52.920 --> 0:29:53.800 No, what is it? 0:29:54.280 --> 0:29:57.840 The number one request I've been getting is you should 0:29:57.920 --> 0:29:59.880 do a podcast with your friend Oscar? 0:30:00.960 --> 0:30:03.720 When are you an Oscar doing a podcast? When's it happening? 0:30:03.800 --> 0:30:06.920 Blah blah blah comments, fucking people sending in Q and 0:30:07.000 --> 0:30:08.800 as and stuff. It's from every angle. 0:30:08.840 --> 0:30:10.240 I've been getting a lot of people saying, do a 0:30:10.320 --> 0:30:12.160 podcast with Oscar Oscars. 0:30:12.280 --> 0:30:14.360 Love that we love Osk. Oscar's a friend of all 0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:15.680 of ours, his friends, he's. 0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:18.440 Been on this podcast before, he has, and he's also featured. 0:30:18.160 --> 0:30:20.040 In a lot of your content on your instagt. 0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:20.800 Yes, exactly. 0:30:21.440 --> 0:30:23.800 And it was after we did the Logan's Red Carpet 0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:26.880 commentary together that people were like, you, donate a podcast 0:30:26.960 --> 0:30:29.800 and it's been relentless, but we've all seen what happens 0:30:29.840 --> 0:30:32.200 when I take on more than one podcast at a time. 0:30:32.400 --> 0:30:34.600 Yeah, and you've got a podcast co host that you're 0:30:34.600 --> 0:30:37.400 more than happy with than your your monogamous. 0:30:36.840 --> 0:30:37.720 Okay pretty much? 0:30:37.840 --> 0:30:41.280 Yes, And so I thought, well, instead of starting a 0:30:41.400 --> 0:30:44.880 whole new fucking podcast and having two separate podcasts. 0:30:44.400 --> 0:30:46.880 Why don't we just integrate him into the. 0:30:47.040 --> 0:30:47.600 Is it just me? 0:30:47.800 --> 0:30:48.160 Family? 0:30:48.320 --> 0:30:48.640 I think? 0:30:48.760 --> 0:30:50.160 And you were totally on board. 0:30:50.240 --> 0:30:52.600 I was on board. We are dabbling in ethical non 0:30:52.680 --> 0:30:54.600 monogamy here on is it just me? 0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:56.719 We got this, so watch you back, Jenna. We've got 0:30:56.760 --> 0:30:58.160 a fourth wheel in many ways. 0:30:58.320 --> 0:31:01.800 We sure do So today, for the very first time, 0:31:02.280 --> 0:31:06.200 let's cross to our brand new roving reporter Oscar. 0:31:06.400 --> 0:31:09.040 Oscar, Well, fly Bhi. 0:31:09.120 --> 0:31:10.160 Balance, How are we? 0:31:10.640 --> 0:31:11.560 Oh, we're good. 0:31:11.720 --> 0:31:14.520 So we're just going to be getting Oscar to be 0:31:14.600 --> 0:31:17.160 out and about doing random ship. If anyone has any 0:31:17.200 --> 0:31:19.480 ideas about where we should send Oscar, what missions we 0:31:19.480 --> 0:31:20.760 should give him, please send it through. 0:31:20.880 --> 0:31:21.080 Yeah. 0:31:21.120 --> 0:31:23.080 So, if there's something happening in the culture, or people 0:31:23.120 --> 0:31:25.120 are talking about a certain event or a moment or 0:31:25.120 --> 0:31:27.880 a thing, we will get roving Reporter Oscar out on 0:31:27.960 --> 0:31:30.600 the streets of Australia to investigate. Would you would you 0:31:30.640 --> 0:31:32.440 say investigates the right word Oscar. 0:31:33.560 --> 0:31:36.280 Ah, Look, I'd say investigate, I'd say dabble. 0:31:36.320 --> 0:31:37.800 I'd say have a fucking look. 0:31:37.840 --> 0:31:41.680 As far as I'm like, you know, there's nothing wrong 0:31:41.800 --> 0:31:44.200 with sending good old chalking out to the streets. 0:31:44.240 --> 0:31:45.960 That could be like the next Billy Eisler. 0:31:48.000 --> 0:31:50.720 I think he met Billy Eyken out Billy on that 0:31:50.920 --> 0:31:53.360 or Billie Eilish. Now you're right, did you mean Billy 0:31:53.400 --> 0:31:54.880 Eilish or Billy. 0:31:55.560 --> 0:31:59.200 Who fucking knows? Sometimes shit comes out of my mouth 0:31:59.240 --> 0:31:59.920 and then I think of it. 0:32:00.240 --> 0:32:03.560 I've seen you at ARC I know I will say 0:32:03.680 --> 0:32:05.840 Mitch that we probably should explain where he is because 0:32:05.880 --> 0:32:08.480 it sounds like he's at a spaceship. Yeah, it sounds 0:32:08.560 --> 0:32:10.680 and the buzzing and the hooping going in the back. 0:32:10.760 --> 0:32:12.440 He's on his first mission right now and I can 0:32:12.480 --> 0:32:14.200 hear the background noise. Do you want to tell everyone 0:32:14.240 --> 0:32:15.080 where you are chalking? 0:32:16.000 --> 0:32:20.040 So I'm currently at McDonald's on George Street because I've 0:32:20.120 --> 0:32:25.120 heard I've heard that they've now launched Milo Mcfluurriy's and 0:32:26.240 --> 0:32:31.280 between us girls and Jenna, I completely forgot that at 0:32:31.280 --> 0:32:32.040 school holidays. 0:32:32.360 --> 0:32:36.320 So if you can see behind me, the McDonald's is packed. 0:32:36.440 --> 0:32:38.040 Don't feel children about their consents? 0:32:38.120 --> 0:32:40.320 Shit, don't get as fine. We don't have working with children. 0:32:40.320 --> 0:32:41.040 We don't have the budget. 0:32:41.280 --> 0:32:45.600 I'm were to investigate and answer the age old Questionana, 0:32:46.720 --> 0:32:49.560 does the Milo mcflurry live up to standards? 0:32:49.680 --> 0:32:52.000 It's not even a old as we record today it's 0:32:52.040 --> 0:32:54.640 literally the day that they've released the Milon mcfluurry at 0:32:54.680 --> 0:32:55.440 McDonald's and. 0:32:55.520 --> 0:32:57.800 So Oscar's going to be the first to fucking try it. 0:32:57.880 --> 0:32:58.680 So have you ordered it? 0:32:58.760 --> 0:32:58.960 Yeah? 0:32:59.760 --> 0:33:02.360 No I haven't. Actually I'm currently in q OK. 0:33:04.440 --> 0:33:07.400 The age is, in fact the worst thing he could 0:33:07.440 --> 0:33:09.200 have said it's brand new today. 0:33:09.840 --> 0:33:11.440 Well, do you know what it's age old to me? 0:33:11.600 --> 0:33:15.880 Because here's a hot secret. I've actually never had mylo ever. 0:33:16.800 --> 0:33:18.920 I've never had mylo I never grew up with it. 0:33:19.360 --> 0:33:21.920 The family never gave it to me. I grew up 0:33:21.920 --> 0:33:22.720 with sour kraut. 0:33:22.800 --> 0:33:27.120 Okay, Like on, like, do you know what's actually good 0:33:27.360 --> 0:33:28.160 for our reporter? 0:33:28.680 --> 0:33:30.480 Because he won't be by it, he's going to be 0:33:30.480 --> 0:33:32.000 impartially he's never had mylot. 0:33:32.280 --> 0:33:35.320 Paint a picture. What's going on? Is this other star? Frantic? 0:33:35.520 --> 0:33:37.280 Is everyone? Do other people have my life? 0:33:37.440 --> 0:33:38.040 Lu rush? 0:33:38.880 --> 0:33:42.720 So it's currently lunch rush. The crowds lining up for 0:33:42.800 --> 0:33:45.280 their food is enormous. I feel like I'm a fucking 0:33:45.360 --> 0:33:48.120 easter show, do you know what? And like the Easter show, 0:33:48.160 --> 0:33:52.520 they're all behaving like animals, so it's a full thing. 0:33:52.600 --> 0:33:52.920 Do you know what? 0:33:53.000 --> 0:33:55.400 I will say for the internationals listening if you don't 0:33:55.400 --> 0:33:58.200 know what Milo is, it's a fucking Australian treasure. It's 0:33:58.240 --> 0:34:01.280 like a chocolate mult how to drink and so you 0:34:01.360 --> 0:34:03.760 mix it with milk and they do have a recommended 0:34:03.840 --> 0:34:06.160 serving on the jar that says like two table spins 0:34:06.200 --> 0:34:08.520 of miloa the rest of the cup's milk. Fat Little 0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:11.280 Mitchell would just reverse that ratio. I'd go a fuckload 0:34:11.320 --> 0:34:13.680 of Milo and a little trickle of milk. I solely 0:34:13.760 --> 0:34:16.399 blame myloa for my childhood ob sitting. I'm not even 0:34:16.440 --> 0:34:16.920 fucking with you. 0:34:17.239 --> 0:34:19.040 It's too addictive. I can't have it in the home 0:34:19.120 --> 0:34:19.560 these days. 0:34:19.680 --> 0:34:21.400 Yeah, you know when you have too much Milo in 0:34:21.440 --> 0:34:23.319 the drink and it kind of coagulates in your throat 0:34:23.360 --> 0:34:25.799 and it gets a bit dry and almost choke and dye. 0:34:26.680 --> 0:34:30.040 I have asthma Milo induced assid Yeah. 0:34:30.080 --> 0:34:31.719 Do you remember the controversy when they got rid of 0:34:31.760 --> 0:34:33.759 the M and M and oreo mcflurry and replaced it 0:34:33.840 --> 0:34:38.799 with fucking bubblegum caramel crunch and strawberry crumble and stew 0:34:38.840 --> 0:34:41.160 double chok. I remember because I worked at McDonald's at 0:34:41.200 --> 0:34:43.280 the time and I had to deal with the abuse. 0:34:43.920 --> 0:34:47.200 The absolute onslaught of where the fuck are the eminem mcflurries? 0:34:47.200 --> 0:34:48.400 And I was like, they've changed them all? 0:34:48.440 --> 0:34:51.080 I don't know, Well, I've googled it. It's just creamy 0:34:51.160 --> 0:34:54.880 vanilla soft serve topped with delicious malt flavored Milo powder 0:34:55.000 --> 0:34:56.839 available for a very limited top. 0:34:57.000 --> 0:34:57.360 Is that it. 0:34:58.239 --> 0:35:00.279 They didn't even have like chocolate fucking bit in there 0:35:00.360 --> 0:35:02.080 or something. It's just Milo and ice cream. 0:35:02.200 --> 0:35:04.400 So anyone could do it. Just go and buy a 0:35:04.480 --> 0:35:06.360 soft serve. What's Milo in it? 0:35:06.719 --> 0:35:08.600 Everyone has been doing it since the dawn of time. 0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:10.560 Everyone knows how to make a Milo m Florida. 0:35:10.560 --> 0:35:15.080 I'm ordering, I'm ordering. Hi, Can I grab the Milo 0:35:15.200 --> 0:35:21.040 mcflurry clothes? Yeah? Just the one four dollars? 0:35:21.160 --> 0:35:21.520 Is that it? 0:35:22.040 --> 0:35:22.440 All right? 0:35:23.160 --> 0:35:23.480 Thank you? 0:35:24.239 --> 0:35:24.640 All right? 0:35:25.960 --> 0:35:28.680 I've seen a rubic reporter gets so close to the 0:35:28.719 --> 0:35:29.840 camera from a low angle. 0:35:29.960 --> 0:35:33.480 No, it's not flattering out all oscar all right. 0:35:33.560 --> 0:35:36.080 Now we're order one fifty seven and they've just yelled 0:35:36.120 --> 0:35:39.280 out one thirty. Oh oh my god? 0:35:40.200 --> 0:35:40.880 Did I ever tell you? 0:35:41.000 --> 0:35:43.000 By the way, I couldn't talk about this at the 0:35:43.040 --> 0:35:46.640 time because I was I was under exclusivity with KFC. 0:35:46.520 --> 0:35:49.720 Right, all right, calm down, big notes tickets on himself. 0:35:49.840 --> 0:35:51.360 I couldn't talk about this at the time, but I 0:35:51.880 --> 0:35:55.960 hosted a corporate event for McDonald yes, and I couldn't 0:35:56.000 --> 0:35:59.600 believe how blase they were about their product creation process. 0:35:59.600 --> 0:36:03.360 It's literally just some woman who during lockdown was in 0:36:03.440 --> 0:36:06.400 her own kitchen just ordering things off Uber eats and 0:36:06.480 --> 0:36:08.920 fucking around, and then she invented the Tim Tam mcfluury 0:36:08.960 --> 0:36:10.680 in her own kitchen and they launched it nationally. 0:36:10.760 --> 0:36:11.360 Are you kidding? 0:36:11.360 --> 0:36:13.480 And she was so blase. She looked like a I 0:36:13.520 --> 0:36:14.600 don't know a ruth or something. 0:36:14.600 --> 0:36:16.279 I can't remember her name, but she's just like, yeah, 0:36:16.360 --> 0:36:18.759 I invented that mcflurry in the kitchen and it had 0:36:18.800 --> 0:36:21.440 to go through several rounds of approval because Arnot's. 0:36:21.040 --> 0:36:22.839 Had to approve it like the first drive. 0:36:22.960 --> 0:36:26.040 So back to the kitchen, she went, Wow, I love 0:36:26.120 --> 0:36:28.920 that she's making out like she's a chef. When she 0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:30.560 crushed up a fucking Tim Tan. 0:36:30.600 --> 0:36:33.759 She literally ordered Timtans on Uber eats, bashed the fuck 0:36:33.840 --> 0:36:36.919 out of them, ordered some Plaine mcfluurries on Uber eats, 0:36:36.960 --> 0:36:39.600 and then chucked them together and went, that's nice. 0:36:39.600 --> 0:36:41.000 I launched that nationally. 0:36:41.200 --> 0:36:43.160 Right, And she worked at McDonald's already. 0:36:42.960 --> 0:36:45.640 Or she was like their product developer or something. 0:36:45.680 --> 0:36:48.600 She's a bigger is basically, oh, that's incredible, And for 0:36:48.680 --> 0:36:50.320 someone who's a big dog at maker, she was so 0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:51.120 blase about it. 0:36:51.120 --> 0:36:53.120 I was like, can you invent mcfluurry through a living. 0:36:53.120 --> 0:36:56.520 What a job? I'm going real life, Willie wonk hang On. 0:36:57.760 --> 0:36:59.719 I've seen her put some dust on a mcfluurry. 0:37:00.440 --> 0:37:01.000 Some dust. 0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:03.560 This could be our milw up here we go here, 0:37:03.680 --> 0:37:05.680 my god. 0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:08.000 Thank you, thank you so much. 0:37:08.200 --> 0:37:10.920 All right now, let's let's I'm gonna have to elbow 0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:12.440 the crowds to find a spot. 0:37:12.440 --> 0:37:16.160 Maybe outside or we're ever safest fuck going outside? 0:37:16.280 --> 0:37:19.960 Sorry, Mitchell true, don't pick fucking ridiculous. 0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:22.920 I need to I need to sit down on the inside. 0:37:22.960 --> 0:37:26.400 Okay, I'm not an animal, Yeah, all right, okay, okay, 0:37:26.480 --> 0:37:29.160 there's some spots upstairs or upstairs. 0:37:29.800 --> 0:37:32.080 Have you been to George Street making you're only really 0:37:32.160 --> 0:37:32.800 fucking blind. 0:37:32.920 --> 0:37:34.240 I never been during. 0:37:36.440 --> 0:37:38.680 All right, girls, So we're here, and I'll just show you. 0:37:38.960 --> 0:37:42.879 It looks like a tiny mcflurry that I swear to God, 0:37:43.000 --> 0:37:45.279 I bet you it's just gonna taste like the dirt 0:37:45.320 --> 0:37:46.360 from me Nana's garden. 0:37:49.640 --> 0:37:52.480 They have not even slightly mixed it. That's so much. 0:37:53.280 --> 0:37:55.640 So this is what I'm dealing with, al right, God, 0:37:55.719 --> 0:37:57.200 it's not anything. 0:37:56.960 --> 0:37:58.759 Like the ad No, and they could have chuck some 0:37:58.840 --> 0:38:01.239 maltese is in there, or some chocolate sauce to add 0:38:01.320 --> 0:38:03.560 chocolate chunks, or something like brownie bits. 0:38:03.680 --> 0:38:04.120 Bear with me. 0:38:04.160 --> 0:38:06.200 I've never had I've never had a milo, so this 0:38:06.360 --> 0:38:09.040 is a first for everyone. Now upon first impression, girls, 0:38:09.840 --> 0:38:13.960 it looks like dog shit. So so what I'm going 0:38:14.040 --> 0:38:16.080 to do is I can't inhale granite. 0:38:16.239 --> 0:38:18.920 No, it gave Jess, so be very careful. 0:38:19.360 --> 0:38:20.160 I feel sick. 0:38:20.360 --> 0:38:21.840 All I just go and you've got to take the 0:38:21.880 --> 0:38:25.320 first by the big taste, the big moment, Oscar. This 0:38:25.560 --> 0:38:28.719 is it that mylon McCurry. It's this is launch day, 0:38:28.960 --> 0:38:31.120 by the way, ladies and gentlemen, here go. 0:38:31.239 --> 0:38:42.480 All right, first drop up. It's in the mouth, called me, 0:38:42.680 --> 0:38:43.400 fucking throat. 0:38:43.800 --> 0:38:44.160 Jesus. 0:38:44.360 --> 0:38:49.680 Oh no, he's very powder is get us bright? Wash 0:38:49.719 --> 0:38:50.120 it down? 0:38:50.760 --> 0:38:53.000 Oh Jesus Christ. Fuck that? 0:38:54.400 --> 0:38:58.480 Okay? 0:38:59.200 --> 0:39:02.600 So oh no, what. 0:39:05.160 --> 0:39:09.960 So there is not enough ice cream to warrant that 0:39:10.080 --> 0:39:13.839 amount of bullshit powder because it is now. 0:39:13.880 --> 0:39:17.800 Stuck on the Okay, it's not that bad, Oscar. 0:39:18.640 --> 0:39:20.600 No, No, it's stuck on the back of my throat, 0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:23.200 which is not uncommon for me. 0:39:23.840 --> 0:39:26.560 You know, it's got to be wet. If it's dry 0:39:26.600 --> 0:39:28.160 and goes down your throat, it gets clogged. 0:39:28.400 --> 0:39:30.640 Said okay, I'll try again. 0:39:30.719 --> 0:39:30.880 Hang on. 0:39:31.000 --> 0:39:32.800 So first test gave me a visceral reaction. 0:39:33.040 --> 0:39:35.280 Give it a mix, Oscar, get a bit of the bottom. 0:39:38.200 --> 0:39:39.240 Oh no, that's gross. 0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:42.920 The mixing machine at Magets remember that. 0:39:43.080 --> 0:39:43.239 I know. 0:39:43.320 --> 0:39:45.480 It used to clip into the square spoon and it 0:39:45.520 --> 0:39:47.400 would it would absolutely flurry it. 0:39:47.560 --> 0:39:48.920 They got rid of that at the same time they 0:39:48.960 --> 0:39:51.240 got rid of the minem and area cost cutting. 0:39:52.040 --> 0:39:55.000 Oh it doesn't look appetized. What's the texture, Oscar? Is 0:39:55.040 --> 0:39:56.040 it gritty and grainy? 0:39:56.560 --> 0:40:00.640 Okay, it feels like the texture of mudge, you know, 0:40:00.800 --> 0:40:02.600 like you know how with mud like it looks all 0:40:02.680 --> 0:40:03.880 creamy and smooth and. 0:40:04.000 --> 0:40:06.000 You could use it to exfoliate too. Uh huh. 0:40:06.640 --> 0:40:09.080 I'm not liking it, like a frank body scrub. There's 0:40:09.080 --> 0:40:11.960 the official review of the Malo mcflurry. I think, Mitch, 0:40:12.239 --> 0:40:14.359 it's a problem because Oscar isn't a Milo fan. 0:40:15.200 --> 0:40:17.360 So that's what we've got to do next is getting 0:40:17.400 --> 0:40:19.080 to take the fucking Milo how it should be, and 0:40:19.200 --> 0:40:22.879 as a Milo aficionado, I'll make it how I used 0:40:22.880 --> 0:40:25.719 to have it when I yeah, yeah, all right. 0:40:25.640 --> 0:40:26.759 No, I'm willing to try that. 0:40:26.960 --> 0:40:31.600 But I'm going to say the new limited edition McDonald's 0:40:31.680 --> 0:40:35.280 mcflurry with bullshit Milo. Thank God, it's limited edition, because 0:40:35.320 --> 0:40:36.160 that's disgusting. 0:40:36.360 --> 0:40:36.560 Yeah. 0:40:36.880 --> 0:40:41.480 Ok, in the official Choking review, how many chicks? How 0:40:41.520 --> 0:40:42.520 many chickens out of five? 0:40:43.360 --> 0:40:44.520 Minus two? Wow? 0:40:45.120 --> 0:40:46.200 Minus two chickens. 0:40:46.880 --> 0:40:48.319 I'm not vibing that at all. 0:40:48.480 --> 0:40:50.080 All right, are you going to finish it? 0:40:51.400 --> 0:40:51.440 No? 0:40:53.480 --> 0:40:55.040 I thought about it because I went. You know, I've 0:40:55.040 --> 0:40:59.480 spent a good crap. But now I've had two bites 0:40:59.520 --> 0:41:01.040 and either one I've enjoyed. 0:41:01.160 --> 0:41:04.920 Got it. Thanks great to have you on for your 0:41:05.120 --> 0:41:08.840 debut performance roving reporter Oscar. Thank you for your service 0:41:08.920 --> 0:41:09.319 to the show. 0:41:10.040 --> 0:41:12.680 Thank you so much for having me, my darlings. Well, 0:41:12.719 --> 0:41:13.080 there you go. 0:41:13.280 --> 0:41:14.759 I think I'll still try it were you. 0:41:15.520 --> 0:41:17.040 It just sounds like you can make it yourself. 0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:19.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm still really curious. 0:41:19.800 --> 0:41:19.960 Yeah. 0:41:20.000 --> 0:41:21.399 And the fact that it comes in a little cup 0:41:21.440 --> 0:41:22.759 you get in a car. I'm down. 0:41:23.000 --> 0:41:25.520 Let me know what you think. Yeah, Okay, it's going again. 0:41:25.800 --> 0:41:31.800 No more Oscar. You'll ship yourself? Is it? Just me? 0:41:34.320 --> 0:41:37.000 Make sure you leave a review on your podcast app. 0:41:37.239 --> 0:41:39.400 If you don't, you're a little bitch. 0:41:40.040 --> 0:41:40.399 All right. 0:41:40.560 --> 0:41:42.719 I think we have some housekeeping to do. We have 0:41:42.800 --> 0:41:45.239 a couple of check ins to complete, Mitchell. Last week 0:41:45.320 --> 0:41:47.880 we had many things, actually I called it homework. It 0:41:47.960 --> 0:41:49.200 was a bit of homework that we both had. 0:41:49.320 --> 0:41:52.799 Was actually we were asking our listeners to submit certain things. 0:41:53.000 --> 0:41:55.520 Yes, we were. I mean, there's I've got a shopping 0:41:55.520 --> 0:41:57.440 list in front of me. Yeah, let me just get it. 0:41:57.520 --> 0:41:59.600 It's underneath my meditation journal. 0:42:00.200 --> 0:42:01.600 More homework than me, I know. 0:42:02.120 --> 0:42:03.800 And when you impressed, I send you a voice message 0:42:03.840 --> 0:42:06.240 this morning the day off, and I was like, I remember, 0:42:06.280 --> 0:42:06.920 I have homework. 0:42:06.960 --> 0:42:07.719 What was it again? 0:42:08.960 --> 0:42:10.400 So you've been frantically preparing. 0:42:10.680 --> 0:42:12.480 No, I was prepared, but I just wanted to make 0:42:12.480 --> 0:42:13.239 sure I got it all right. 0:42:13.280 --> 0:42:14.920 Because one of the things that we're going to be 0:42:14.920 --> 0:42:17.879 following up on right now is your mission to learn 0:42:17.920 --> 0:42:19.680 a song off my heart, because you reckon that you've 0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:23.640 just got lyric deafness. Yes, I hear it sounds, you 0:42:23.680 --> 0:42:25.759 can hear the tune, but you cannot remember a single 0:42:25.840 --> 0:42:26.879 fucking word to save your life. 0:42:26.960 --> 0:42:28.840 I hear lyrics, but I hear it as an instrument. 0:42:28.880 --> 0:42:30.520 I actually think in ten years they'll study it and 0:42:30.600 --> 0:42:32.920 it will be some sort of superpower. But at the 0:42:32.960 --> 0:42:35.440 moment for me, it's debilitating. I also, Jenny, you missed it, 0:42:35.440 --> 0:42:37.080 but I think it's so attractive when You're at a 0:42:37.120 --> 0:42:39.400 club and someone's favorite song comes on and they just 0:42:39.480 --> 0:42:42.120 know all the words. I'm like, that's so beautiful, and 0:42:42.280 --> 0:42:45.040 pay attention to that. Yeah, because that means they'll pay 0:42:45.040 --> 0:42:46.600 attention to me when I speak. 0:42:46.760 --> 0:42:49.560 Oh my god, that's funny. You can't offer the same 0:42:49.600 --> 0:42:50.040 in return. 0:42:50.200 --> 0:42:52.040 Oh god, damn no, No, listen to a word you've 0:42:52.040 --> 0:42:54.960 said in five years? All did that last? Because that's 0:42:54.960 --> 0:42:55.800 sort of a performance. 0:42:58.120 --> 0:43:00.239 We'll come back to that. What else you need to 0:43:00.239 --> 0:43:00.719 follow up on? 0:43:01.080 --> 0:43:01.200 Oh? 0:43:01.360 --> 0:43:03.319 When it's follow up on your lost items, Mitchell, because 0:43:03.360 --> 0:43:05.480 Mitch and announced that he got with that, Ding'm sorry 0:43:05.760 --> 0:43:06.880 I lost his glasses. 0:43:08.120 --> 0:43:10.120 No good news there, glass is still lost. 0:43:10.360 --> 0:43:10.640 Fuck. 0:43:11.120 --> 0:43:12.800 Yeah, are you sure they're not in Nick's apartment? 0:43:13.280 --> 0:43:15.800 I'm completely sure. I was pinning all of my hopes 0:43:15.840 --> 0:43:18.480 on him just having a ship look for them, and 0:43:18.880 --> 0:43:20.279 I was hoping that one day he'd just. 0:43:20.280 --> 0:43:21.560 Say, Oh, actually they've turned up. 0:43:21.600 --> 0:43:23.680 Here they are, And then I thought, I'm gonna go 0:43:23.800 --> 0:43:25.759 have a look with my own eyes so that I 0:43:25.840 --> 0:43:27.520 can verify that they're nowhere to be seen. 0:43:27.640 --> 0:43:27.799 Yeah. 0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:32.200 Contacted the building manager, contacted the fucking Surry Hills police. Nothing, 0:43:32.480 --> 0:43:33.279 there's no sign of it. 0:43:33.680 --> 0:43:36.480 So you're so annoying. Imagine being a building manager and 0:43:36.560 --> 0:43:38.480 getting an email going, oh, I've lost my glady like 0:43:38.600 --> 0:43:39.080 shut out. 0:43:39.120 --> 0:43:39.719 I called him. 0:43:40.200 --> 0:43:42.520 What did he say, Hi, Copper, what's happened? You blocked 0:43:42.520 --> 0:43:43.160 into your kapack? 0:43:43.239 --> 0:43:46.080 Well he did the same thing that my apartment complex. Yeah, 0:43:46.239 --> 0:43:49.360 I said, have any glasses turned up in Lost and found? 0:43:49.400 --> 0:43:53.520 And he'd go, yes, yes, actually I've got a few. 0:43:53.600 --> 0:43:58.360 I've got these ray bands, I said, not sunglasses, glasses, glassers. 0:43:58.440 --> 0:43:59.479 He got my hope stuck. 0:44:00.239 --> 0:44:01.560 You should have just said, yeah, put them on your 0:44:01.560 --> 0:44:05.360 back dashback. Ray bands aren't cheap. So you wanted some 0:44:05.560 --> 0:44:08.560 stories of other people that had lost things and then 0:44:08.640 --> 0:44:10.000 found them to give you some hope. 0:44:10.200 --> 0:44:12.319 Yes, I'm like about to give up, and not one 0:44:12.360 --> 0:44:14.600 hundred percent there yet. I'm ninety percent about to give 0:44:14.719 --> 0:44:17.640 up ten percent left of hope before I completely fucking 0:44:17.680 --> 0:44:19.480 give up and probably displurge on a new pair to 0:44:19.520 --> 0:44:19.839 be honest. 0:44:19.960 --> 0:44:23.560 Yeah, but don the ones you're wearing. They're nice, but 0:44:23.680 --> 0:44:24.799 they don't scream new. 0:44:25.000 --> 0:44:25.200 Yeah. 0:44:25.200 --> 0:44:27.480 These are my understudy pair because they were doing a deal, 0:44:27.719 --> 0:44:29.720 and you're right, they don't look like new glasses. 0:44:29.800 --> 0:44:31.520 Jan did you notice that these were different no, I 0:44:31.600 --> 0:44:32.200 did there. 0:44:32.480 --> 0:44:34.360 They're gorgeous, but they're just they just don't have a 0:44:34.400 --> 0:44:35.040 new twenty twelve. 0:44:35.400 --> 0:44:38.160 They're fine, you know, but I prefer the other ones. Anyway. 0:44:39.040 --> 0:44:40.239 We've got a few people right in. 0:44:40.320 --> 0:44:43.040 Donna said that her Nan lost her engagement ring in 0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:46.160 the paddocks on the farm and then her cousin found it. 0:44:46.840 --> 0:44:50.360 Over twenty five years later in the fucking paddock. 0:44:50.520 --> 0:44:53.000 Oh that's so good, which also gives me hope that 0:44:53.080 --> 0:44:55.000 one of these days I'm going to find the fucking 0:44:55.080 --> 0:44:57.080 step counter that came in the fruit loops box that 0:44:57.160 --> 0:44:58.719 I also lost on the family farm. 0:44:58.880 --> 0:45:01.560 Yeah, I think I one of those two, the pedometer, 0:45:02.040 --> 0:45:04.959 that's it. So where was it in the farm? 0:45:05.040 --> 0:45:06.640 Did she know it's in the same paddic that she 0:45:06.719 --> 0:45:07.080 lost it? 0:45:07.560 --> 0:45:10.520 And then I'm assuming this paddog they would have plowed 0:45:10.600 --> 0:45:12.480 several times, dug up the dirt, and then one day 0:45:12.480 --> 0:45:13.640 it just fucking resurfing. 0:45:13.719 --> 0:45:15.000 Oh what a beautiful story. 0:45:15.920 --> 0:45:16.239 I don't know. 0:45:16.280 --> 0:45:18.120 I've got twenty five years in me, though, I'm not 0:45:18.160 --> 0:45:20.919 going to sit around using shit glasses waiting twenty five years. 0:45:23.160 --> 0:45:25.799 Yeah, by then you'd have Lasik surgery to fixture or something. 0:45:26.160 --> 0:45:27.800 I need them anymore now this next time, This is 0:45:27.840 --> 0:45:29.160 what I'm hoping happens. 0:45:29.400 --> 0:45:33.040 One day, Emma said, I lost my phone for eighteen months, 0:45:33.040 --> 0:45:35.200 and then one day I was mopping behind a cupboard 0:45:35.200 --> 0:45:36.920 and it fell off a skirting board and landed on 0:45:36.960 --> 0:45:40.800 the floor. Oh but everyone seen suggesting that you probably 0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:42.080 put it on top of a cupbo and you probably 0:45:42.080 --> 0:45:44.840 put it somewhere for safekeeping. I've looked literally everywhere, I 0:45:45.040 --> 0:45:48.000 promise you. When I say everywhere, I mean fucking everywhere, 0:45:48.400 --> 0:45:50.480 even places that aren't logical at all. 0:45:50.840 --> 0:45:51.560 Where have you looked? 0:45:51.800 --> 0:45:53.960 Oh, like places that they couldn't possibly be Like, I've 0:45:53.960 --> 0:45:56.279 been going through my suitcases that I haven't used for 0:45:56.320 --> 0:45:58.719 three years, right because also this was the night of 0:45:58.800 --> 0:46:01.520 the spiking. I don't remember coming home. I could put 0:46:01.560 --> 0:46:03.120 them anywhere when I got home. So I've been looking 0:46:03.160 --> 0:46:05.360 at all these places that munt Mitchell could have possibly 0:46:05.440 --> 0:46:07.120 thought was a good place to keep it. 0:46:07.280 --> 0:46:11.120 What if the spiker didn't want to actually like touch you. 0:46:11.239 --> 0:46:12.759 That's what I said last week. They were jealous of 0:46:12.800 --> 0:46:13.279 my new frames. 0:46:13.960 --> 0:46:15.960 New frame. Yeah, be gota to the bar and see 0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:17.319 if anyone in the bar is wearing them. 0:46:17.600 --> 0:46:19.560 I know, right, I'll keep an eye out. Yeah, I've 0:46:19.560 --> 0:46:22.000 already contacted them. They don't have it. There's no losson found. 0:46:22.280 --> 0:46:22.480 Yeah. 0:46:22.719 --> 0:46:24.719 Fuck, this is what I mean when I'm ready to 0:46:24.719 --> 0:46:26.040 give up because I've looked everywhere. 0:46:25.760 --> 0:46:27.560 Any other stories. These are giving me hope and I 0:46:27.600 --> 0:46:29.480 don't have anything lost. Well are my marbles? 0:46:29.719 --> 0:46:31.879 This one doesn't give me anyhow. Pete said, I hid 0:46:31.960 --> 0:46:34.480 my rent money in the toasted Sandwich Press when I 0:46:34.520 --> 0:46:36.640 lived in a sharehouse. Someone made a sandwich and shrunk 0:46:36.680 --> 0:46:38.960 a fortnight's worth of rent because all the notes melted. 0:46:39.200 --> 0:46:42.799 I know, like, that's on you, Pete Surry. 0:46:42.600 --> 0:46:44.720 Stupid for putting it in the sandwich Press. 0:46:45.080 --> 0:46:46.840 That there's a lot of unhelpful comments. 0:46:46.920 --> 0:46:50.879 Actually, fucking Sam says, look under your driver's seat, Yeah, 0:46:50.920 --> 0:46:53.040 because that's what I was doing when my drink was sparked. 0:46:53.040 --> 0:46:54.600 Oh, there's a lot of shit under my driver's seat. 0:46:54.600 --> 0:46:56.520 I found a prescription there that I hadn't been I 0:46:56.680 --> 0:46:58.480 literally used my car once a week to come to 0:46:58.560 --> 0:46:59.080 this studio. 0:46:59.280 --> 0:47:01.080 Right, it's not there. 0:47:01.520 --> 0:47:04.600 And then Jenny said, are they on top of your head? Jenny? 0:47:04.920 --> 0:47:08.960 Come on, don't fuck around common sense. Jenny, as if I'd. 0:47:08.800 --> 0:47:11.080 Be that stupid to go all these weeks with them 0:47:11.080 --> 0:47:11.799 on top of my head. 0:47:11.960 --> 0:47:15.560 Mitchell, I think it's I think the glasses are gone. Yeah, 0:47:16.280 --> 0:47:17.120 you've lost them. 0:47:17.320 --> 0:47:19.839 I don't think you've lost them. I think someone's stolen them. 0:47:20.400 --> 0:47:22.200 They were jealous, yeah, but how did they get them 0:47:22.239 --> 0:47:25.040 out of my bag? Anyway? What about this one? Peter 0:47:25.080 --> 0:47:27.400 and Marie? When I was a kid, I threw my 0:47:27.600 --> 0:47:30.200 silver baby bangle? What the fuck is that? What's a 0:47:30.239 --> 0:47:30.759 baby bangle? 0:47:30.800 --> 0:47:32.279 A baby Bengals like a piece of silver that you 0:47:32.360 --> 0:47:34.200 get given us a baby, right, I would. 0:47:34.040 --> 0:47:35.239 Trust a baby with a bit of silver. 0:47:35.640 --> 0:47:40.120 Anyway, threw my silver baby bangle out of our cubby house. 0:47:40.280 --> 0:47:42.520 Mum couldn't find it anywhere in amongst the shrubs that 0:47:42.600 --> 0:47:46.719 were underneath the cubby house. Years later, in my twenties, 0:47:47.160 --> 0:47:49.520 I was outside hanging up washing and spotted it hanging 0:47:49.560 --> 0:47:50.480 off the bottom shrub. 0:47:50.800 --> 0:47:52.440 So it's somehow gotten in the ground. And then like 0:47:52.520 --> 0:47:54.719 the shrub's grown. I knew shrub has grown and just 0:47:54.880 --> 0:47:55.200 caught it. 0:47:55.400 --> 0:47:56.000 That's cool. 0:47:56.239 --> 0:48:00.239 So like that's again twenty years or so, maybe turn 0:48:00.360 --> 0:48:00.799 up one day. 0:48:00.880 --> 0:48:03.759 I just think it's been a while. It's been two 0:48:03.800 --> 0:48:06.560 weeks now since the glasses I think so a week 0:48:06.640 --> 0:48:08.239 two weeks. I just think they're gone. 0:48:09.080 --> 0:48:09.960 Yeah, you're probably right. 0:48:10.080 --> 0:48:11.960 Anyway, I was on my hot girl walk this week 0:48:12.000 --> 0:48:13.680 and I ran past pair of glasses on the ground 0:48:14.080 --> 0:48:15.560 and I put them on, put them on a bench. 0:48:16.000 --> 0:48:20.200 When it's last Thursday that I am okay, I fell 0:48:20.280 --> 0:48:23.560 right into that. Other thing on our homework list was 0:48:23.719 --> 0:48:25.359 Oh my god, Mitchell Silly Goose era. 0:48:25.760 --> 0:48:29.000 Ah, yes, from round two, or I should say, yeah. 0:48:28.840 --> 0:48:30.880 Mitch tried to launch his Silly Goose era jenna. It 0:48:30.920 --> 0:48:33.000 didn't launch like a goose, it didn't get very high 0:48:33.000 --> 0:48:33.399 off the ground. 0:48:33.440 --> 0:48:36.520 Because I just felt that I was becoming such a sensible, 0:48:36.760 --> 0:48:38.600 fucking straighty one eighty adult and I was like, oh, 0:48:38.640 --> 0:48:40.400 it used to be such a dickhead and had so 0:48:40.560 --> 0:48:43.120 much fun. And then no one really supported me on 0:48:43.160 --> 0:48:45.719 that era. But last week I said, my therapist has 0:48:45.760 --> 0:48:49.959 prescribed silliness. Our therapist has prescribed playfulness. 0:48:50.120 --> 0:48:53.840 Yes, because apparently I don't know it'll really certain fucking 0:48:53.880 --> 0:48:55.880 DOPA means or whatever. Yeah, it made you feel good. 0:48:55.920 --> 0:48:58.120 You basically just said go and fucking carry on. And 0:48:58.200 --> 0:48:59.080 then we asked for dars. 0:48:59.320 --> 0:49:01.239 So we did we people to send in dares for 0:49:01.320 --> 0:49:05.680 Mitchell to do. We have so many dares. Some are 0:49:05.719 --> 0:49:08.239 more ridiculous than others. Some you can't do now, some 0:49:08.440 --> 0:49:10.040 you'll have to write down and bank, and you can 0:49:10.120 --> 0:49:11.960 do in your own time for a bit of serotonin. 0:49:12.880 --> 0:49:14.160 I'm not going about myself. 0:49:14.600 --> 0:49:15.239 Isn't that the point? 0:49:15.360 --> 0:49:15.560 You know? 0:49:15.760 --> 0:49:17.600 She said you need to lean on other people in 0:49:17.680 --> 0:49:19.640 your life to bring out your silly side, which kind 0:49:19.680 --> 0:49:22.440 of implies that I'm not alone. Okay, just being a 0:49:22.520 --> 0:49:26.680 menace in public, Rana princess, that's insane behavior. That's going 0:49:26.760 --> 0:49:29.840 to improved Rana princesses. Calling a friend that you know 0:49:30.120 --> 0:49:33.160 very well but mispronouncing their name until they correct you. 0:49:34.719 --> 0:49:35.799 That's very my humor. 0:49:35.880 --> 0:49:36.719 It's very you. 0:49:37.000 --> 0:49:40.239 So just calling a friend, Okay, I'm writing these down. 0:49:40.480 --> 0:49:41.440 Yeah, that is you. 0:49:42.320 --> 0:49:44.400 Calling six a job. He doesn't jobs, he doesn't have. 0:49:44.480 --> 0:49:46.040 You've done that before, hang on, hang on. 0:49:46.680 --> 0:49:48.840 There's a difference between the dares and the pranks. I 0:49:49.280 --> 0:49:52.200 don't want to prank anyone. Oh well, making a fool 0:49:52.200 --> 0:49:53.080 of myself, not others. 0:49:53.160 --> 0:49:57.600 There's a very very final line. Yeah, okay, we have 0:49:58.840 --> 0:50:02.520 this one from x m oh fuck me, x h 0:50:02.800 --> 0:50:07.160 n MBX, change your name, do yoga, poses or pilates 0:50:07.400 --> 0:50:10.719 in the supermarket aisle carrying your heavy basket. 0:50:11.120 --> 0:50:13.919 Oh no, that sounds so embarrassing. 0:50:15.000 --> 0:50:15.399 That's ad. 0:50:16.160 --> 0:50:18.200 Is that something I do with others because I can't 0:50:18.239 --> 0:50:20.080 decide it by myself. Again, people will think I need 0:50:20.120 --> 0:50:21.200 to be institutionalized. 0:50:21.719 --> 0:50:25.200 I think you do that on your own. She also 0:50:25.239 --> 0:50:28.239 the same XHn XBX said slap your leg when you 0:50:28.440 --> 0:50:31.400 laugh and say haha, nice one every time jury speaks. 0:50:33.080 --> 0:50:34.600 Well, I can't do it. Now you're expecting it. 0:50:34.680 --> 0:50:36.840 I am expecting it, and it can work. Not okay, 0:50:37.080 --> 0:50:39.439 I'm going stand in the lake and do the sprinkler dance. 0:50:40.040 --> 0:50:41.880 Stand in the land. 0:50:42.239 --> 0:50:44.000 The nearest lake to me is Sydney Harbor. 0:50:44.360 --> 0:50:47.160 No drive through, Hungry Jackson, ask for a happy meal 0:50:47.280 --> 0:50:49.840 mcnugg's or a mcflurry with an Irish accent. 0:50:52.000 --> 0:50:54.759 No, that's trolling them. That's that's I can't do that. 0:50:54.840 --> 0:50:55.000 One. 0:50:55.280 --> 0:50:58.440 O yell penis in the middle of Wooly, says Kaitlin Loies. 0:50:58.880 --> 0:51:00.919 Grow up, Caitlin, for God's sake. 0:51:01.880 --> 0:51:03.920 I never found that funny, even when I was in 0:51:04.040 --> 0:51:05.680 year eight and that was the age it was kind 0:51:05.719 --> 0:51:06.080 of a thing. 0:51:07.480 --> 0:51:10.880 Jay Schwartze says, We're a ghastly costume and read a book. 0:51:11.840 --> 0:51:13.640 That's funny just at huh. 0:51:15.360 --> 0:51:17.160 Read a book out loud in front of a cafe. 0:51:17.280 --> 0:51:20.640 Oh very different, man, Oh no, that's embarrassic. What's a 0:51:20.719 --> 0:51:22.040 ghastly costume as well? 0:51:23.200 --> 0:51:27.640 So far the mispronouncing the name and then I like that. 0:51:27.760 --> 0:51:28.640 They're my favorite song. 0:51:29.200 --> 0:51:32.400 This is from Holly Hi. Something I did when I 0:51:32.480 --> 0:51:35.160 was in my silly goose era was while I was 0:51:35.200 --> 0:51:37.279 waiting on my firstborn fur baby to get some X 0:51:37.360 --> 0:51:40.440 rays after a fall at the vet. Naturally, I spoke 0:51:40.480 --> 0:51:42.360 to all the cute baby puppies I saw. But in 0:51:42.480 --> 0:51:44.799 doing that, I actually made a beautiful friend who ended 0:51:44.880 --> 0:51:47.000 up giving me some major life advice. So I think 0:51:47.040 --> 0:51:50.000 Mitchell should be vulnerable without meaning to be talk to austranger. 0:51:50.000 --> 0:51:52.120 It's another thing that she mentioned our therapist. 0:51:53.400 --> 0:51:55.480 Yeah, you never know who you'll develop a bond with. 0:51:56.080 --> 0:51:59.000 Not so silly, but something I feel Mitchell wouldn't necessarily 0:51:59.120 --> 0:52:01.400 do more of a you react be kind. 0:52:02.360 --> 0:52:04.040 That's true. I probably wouldn't do that. 0:52:05.360 --> 0:52:05.920 Sorry, that's so. 0:52:06.280 --> 0:52:08.040 There's a dog parking in my place. I could just 0:52:08.120 --> 0:52:10.360 wander and be like, morning, June, how are you? 0:52:10.560 --> 0:52:12.800 Oh well, I suggested when I posted on the Instagram 0:52:12.920 --> 0:52:15.360 that you walk up to someone and say who's this 0:52:15.440 --> 0:52:17.319 little kiddie's name? And they've got a dog and they 0:52:17.360 --> 0:52:19.360 go Barnaby and you go, oh gorgeous, Brittany, you have 0:52:19.400 --> 0:52:19.759 a good day. 0:52:21.360 --> 0:52:22.400 Guess their name like you do. 0:52:23.280 --> 0:52:26.680 But they tell you then just get it wrong and yah, yeah, 0:52:26.960 --> 0:52:32.520 nice to meet your Helen. They said Barnaby. That confuse people, 0:52:32.640 --> 0:52:34.560 you know, or that would even be funny with a baby. 0:52:34.680 --> 0:52:37.200 What's this one's name? Baby Braxton? 0:52:37.560 --> 0:52:37.680 Oh? 0:52:37.800 --> 0:52:40.200 I love Trent all right, beautiful name, Trent. Have a 0:52:40.200 --> 0:52:43.040 good day, Mitchell. What if you called a dentist and 0:52:43.160 --> 0:52:46.239 asked how much for an eyebrow threading? Like you just 0:52:46.320 --> 0:52:47.279 called a business. 0:52:47.320 --> 0:52:48.960 That's giving a bit prank called I don't know, but 0:52:49.239 --> 0:52:49.640 you call. 0:52:49.560 --> 0:52:51.320 A business not that it's not prank. You call a 0:52:51.360 --> 0:52:54.320 business who specifically offers one thing, like a mechanic, and 0:52:54.440 --> 0:52:58.640 ask them how much for a baker's dozen of croissansa. 0:52:58.320 --> 0:53:00.320 Well like called Jim's mowing, and say I need a 0:53:00.360 --> 0:53:01.840 wedding cake exactly? 0:53:02.040 --> 0:53:05.239 Yeah? Is that so stupid? Call a hairdresser and go, 0:53:05.320 --> 0:53:06.560 what's do you have a size thirteen? 0:53:06.600 --> 0:53:06.640 In? 0:53:06.719 --> 0:53:06.799 Now? 0:53:06.840 --> 0:53:10.520 The adadasamba these are good? Look we're getting our in 0:53:10.560 --> 0:53:13.239 a silly out. Yeah, I'm holding a giant fluffy cock. Guys, 0:53:13.320 --> 0:53:14.520 so I'm feeling very sill. 0:53:14.520 --> 0:53:15.920 I've made note of my favorite sofa. 0:53:15.960 --> 0:53:18.439 Okay, good, good? Why do you bleach your hair? 0:53:18.719 --> 0:53:18.919 Yes? 0:53:19.600 --> 0:53:22.960 No way, what about a physical appearance change? Because it's 0:53:23.280 --> 0:53:24.120 you're kind of due for one. 0:53:24.200 --> 0:53:26.840 I think you, excuse me, kind of dup one. I 0:53:26.960 --> 0:53:28.560 just got your glasses. I'm trying my best. 0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:30.400 I saw how that worked out for you. No, no, no, 0:53:30.600 --> 0:53:33.440 I mean you've had the same physical you know you're hot. True? Actually, 0:53:33.719 --> 0:53:35.920 oh my god, no, like your fear. 0:53:36.000 --> 0:53:38.440 So stream of consciousness is really alarming today. 0:53:38.719 --> 0:53:39.839 Are your pubes jet black? 0:53:41.080 --> 0:53:43.040 I don't know what is wrong with you today? You've 0:53:43.080 --> 0:53:43.840 gone a bit manic. 0:53:43.960 --> 0:53:47.200 You said, I don't know. I don't believe you. I 0:53:47.239 --> 0:53:48.200 don't believe that you don't know. 0:53:48.239 --> 0:53:51.680 Well, they're not jet black because I'm not Asian. Isn't 0:53:51.680 --> 0:53:53.839 that a fact that only Asian people have jet black hair? 0:53:53.880 --> 0:53:56.120 Everyone else is just really really fact. 0:53:56.160 --> 0:53:57.560 It's not the Oxford Britannica. 0:53:57.680 --> 0:53:59.400 Actually, no, you're right, it probably isn't a fact. But 0:53:59.440 --> 0:54:01.440 I remember some and telling me, very matter of factly 0:54:01.560 --> 0:54:04.680 that no Caucasian people have black hair. It's just really 0:54:04.719 --> 0:54:05.399 really dark brown. 0:54:05.560 --> 0:54:06.759 I think my pubes are black. 0:54:07.960 --> 0:54:09.279 I'm sure they're not, just really dark brown. 0:54:09.360 --> 0:54:10.640 Let me look look away. 0:54:10.719 --> 0:54:13.279 Can you google if that's true? Because I was just 0:54:13.400 --> 0:54:15.880 told that in like the school yard, and I just 0:54:15.960 --> 0:54:16.960 kind of believed it. 0:54:17.239 --> 0:54:21.480 I'm going to pull one out. Who don't don't why 0:54:21.560 --> 0:54:23.399 I want to say, I'm sure there's one lose. 0:54:23.920 --> 0:54:25.480 Do you mean you want to see? You see them often? 0:54:25.560 --> 0:54:26.880 Surely I'm looking at it. 0:54:26.960 --> 0:54:28.800 I really would prefer it if you don't rip a 0:54:28.880 --> 0:54:30.839 pube out in front of me. That is so can 0:54:30.920 --> 0:54:31.919 you not see how that's off? 0:54:32.000 --> 0:54:37.600 They're so coarse and bumpy? Oh god, okay, so that's brown. 0:54:37.840 --> 0:54:41.040 Asians don't have black hair. No human being actually has 0:54:41.080 --> 0:54:43.680 black hair or even black eyes. This is because you know, 0:54:43.880 --> 0:54:46.319 actual black pigment exists, only a brown pig. 0:54:46.640 --> 0:54:48.719 Oh there you guys. So not even Asian people have 0:54:48.840 --> 0:54:49.279 black hair. 0:54:49.440 --> 0:54:52.080 No, isn't that interesting. I've always wondered that if you 0:54:52.920 --> 0:54:54.560 bleach your head, then you have to follow with the 0:54:54.560 --> 0:54:55.719 bleaching of the pubes, because. 0:54:55.480 --> 0:54:57.920 It looks really weird. Not necessarily. 0:54:58.440 --> 0:54:59.680 Sorry, I think I've had a manic snap. 0:55:00.120 --> 0:55:00.279 You have. 0:55:00.680 --> 0:55:03.560 I think it's happened for my performance? Do you want 0:55:03.560 --> 0:55:05.120 to yeah? Do you want to channel that manic energy 0:55:05.120 --> 0:55:05.760 into your performance? 0:55:05.760 --> 0:55:07.560 Are you happy with your silly goose stairs? 0:55:07.640 --> 0:55:09.000 I've got a few to work with, okay. 0:55:09.120 --> 0:55:10.919 Are you sure you don't want to do any sort 0:55:10.960 --> 0:55:12.920 of I'm just checking off the shopping if that's what 0:55:13.000 --> 0:55:14.680 the ding is. Are you sure you don't want to 0:55:14.680 --> 0:55:15.120 do it any now? 0:55:15.600 --> 0:55:16.000 Who's out? 0:55:16.040 --> 0:55:16.920 What can you do out there? 0:55:17.080 --> 0:55:18.840 I don't we have a good time for it? 0:55:18.920 --> 0:55:19.359 Are you sure? 0:55:19.480 --> 0:55:19.680 Yeah? 0:55:19.680 --> 0:55:20.480 We're running out of time? 0:55:20.520 --> 0:55:21.680 We Are you sure you don't want to be silly? 0:55:22.360 --> 0:55:23.719 Not today? I've got Why don't you just go? 0:55:25.920 --> 0:55:26.080 Yeah? 0:55:26.080 --> 0:55:26.919 I did that, Jenny? 0:55:26.960 --> 0:55:28.440 You do it because I'm so not on? 0:55:34.080 --> 0:55:35.200 Come on, it's silly? 0:55:35.320 --> 0:55:35.520 Do it? 0:55:35.800 --> 0:55:40.560 Do it a lot more time? You look a bit hearted? 0:55:40.640 --> 0:55:41.400 Your tongues dies? 0:55:41.760 --> 0:55:41.880 Is it? 0:55:42.000 --> 0:55:42.520 That's the water? 0:55:42.600 --> 0:55:42.839 Mate? 0:55:44.239 --> 0:55:44.719 Nights one? 0:55:49.120 --> 0:55:49.320 Come on? 0:55:49.960 --> 0:55:54.200 Why does it have to be that, Mitchell? There's resistance? 0:55:54.239 --> 0:55:56.640 So how a therapist would want you to the family? 0:55:56.640 --> 0:55:58.239 Don't I'm going to do a better flatter tongue than you. 0:56:02.080 --> 0:56:04.200 Six silly. 0:56:05.160 --> 0:56:08.160 I can hear the serotonin run through his cerebral cortex. 0:56:08.360 --> 0:56:10.279 I don't know that is cerebral That. 0:56:10.440 --> 0:56:13.880 Was the dumbest shit ever. Alright, are you ready to how? 0:56:14.040 --> 0:56:15.600 That should be the episode title? How do you spell? 0:56:16.880 --> 0:56:19.440 I think it's a b L e h b l 0:56:19.480 --> 0:56:23.720 e h b l e h yeah, Blair Blair? 0:56:25.880 --> 0:56:27.319 All right, anyway, do you want to do your song? 0:56:27.560 --> 0:56:27.759 Yeah? 0:56:27.800 --> 0:56:28.440 What is it again? 0:56:29.560 --> 0:56:32.799 You should be telling me I'm only doing the sweet Escape. Yeah, 0:56:32.880 --> 0:56:33.920 I'm only doing. 0:56:33.719 --> 0:56:39.120 It to prove to yourself that you can memorize lyrics, because, 0:56:39.200 --> 0:56:42.880 for whatever reason, out of all the self improvement you 0:56:42.920 --> 0:56:45.040 could be focusing on, this is what you decided to 0:56:45.080 --> 0:56:47.600 fucking focus. I am put, in spite the obvious floor 0:56:47.719 --> 0:56:49.839 that I'm saying before me, this is what you wanted 0:56:49.840 --> 0:56:50.240 to improve. 0:56:50.280 --> 0:56:50.719 Shut up. 0:56:50.760 --> 0:56:59.680 I'm doing many, many, many self help exercises, oh my god, 0:57:00.120 --> 0:57:02.440 many self help exercises, and this is just one. 0:57:02.400 --> 0:57:05.920 Of Okay, so you're not allowed to look at lyrics? 0:57:06.200 --> 0:57:06.839 Can you double check? 0:57:06.960 --> 0:57:07.160 Yep? 0:57:08.520 --> 0:57:09.360 Can you get out of that? 0:57:09.480 --> 0:57:09.680 Mate? 0:57:10.719 --> 0:57:11.320 Did you just call me? 0:57:11.440 --> 0:57:11.680 Mate? 0:57:12.760 --> 0:57:12.960 Yeah? 0:57:13.040 --> 0:57:15.160 That mate like your a fucking security guard at Westfield 0:57:15.200 --> 0:57:15.560 grow up? 0:57:16.240 --> 0:57:20.400 So he's got nothing on his phone? Nothing, Relax? All right? 0:57:20.440 --> 0:57:23.480 Are we ready? Yeah? Are you ready? That's more important. 0:57:23.800 --> 0:57:27.040 Make sure the volumes aren't Hold on, hold on, I'm 0:57:27.120 --> 0:57:27.920 so nervous. 0:57:31.040 --> 0:57:33.120 You need me to kill you in when it starts thing, it. 0:57:33.160 --> 0:57:45.280 Goes hold what home home? Oh they're doing I don't 0:57:45.280 --> 0:57:50.080 need to do that. Yeah, that's my backup singer. If 0:57:51.200 --> 0:57:55.320 and then you're oh my god, my heart is racing. Ready, 0:57:56.920 --> 0:58:00.919 if I could escape, I would have let me say 0:58:01.240 --> 0:58:04.560 I must apologize for acting streak and treating it this 0:58:04.760 --> 0:58:06.040 way because I've been. 0:58:05.960 --> 0:58:08.160 Acting like sour milk ot on the borrot. You thought 0:58:08.200 --> 0:58:10.800 I didn't shut the refrigerator. Maybe that's the reason I've 0:58:10.840 --> 0:58:17.640 been acting cold. We get in and being my own. 0:58:19.960 --> 0:58:23.240 Behind your favorite girl forever. 0:58:25.680 --> 0:58:27.960 You're actually just cheating yourself. Why would you do that? 0:58:29.040 --> 0:58:31.640 You're the one that had this ridiculous goal you wanted 0:58:31.680 --> 0:58:32.480 to achieve. 0:58:35.560 --> 0:58:38.040 My friend, and can I just say if you go 0:58:38.160 --> 0:58:41.200 watch that. It's in front of Jenna and she goes. 0:58:41.480 --> 0:58:44.920 Nah, no, fue for fuck sake, I have to do 0:58:45.000 --> 0:58:47.360 everything around here, don't ready? 0:58:47.400 --> 0:58:54.160 Here we go, my screeen escape. I've been acting crazy 0:58:54.360 --> 0:59:01.480 baby girl, and I said, you're world forever, you and 0:59:01.720 --> 0:59:05.320 me together. I tell your boy I couldn't not be sweet, 0:59:05.680 --> 0:59:07.919 sweet escape, sweet escape. 0:59:12.600 --> 0:59:14.240 Turn it off now. 0:59:16.360 --> 0:59:20.160 So essentially we didn't get anywhere, no dares, no glasses, 0:59:20.600 --> 0:59:21.640 no song off by heart. 0:59:22.640 --> 0:59:24.440 I'm so sorry for wasting your time everyone. 0:59:25.720 --> 0:59:27.720 Oh and you know what's really sad, not for lack 0:59:27.800 --> 0:59:30.880 of trying. I'm true how excited you were when you 0:59:30.920 --> 0:59:31.520 thought I got it? 0:59:32.480 --> 0:59:32.680 Yeah? 0:59:32.800 --> 0:59:34.200 Last time, I fucking have your back. 0:59:34.320 --> 0:59:36.280 Oh no, come on, friends till the end. 0:59:36.360 --> 0:59:38.560 How could you try and pull the wool over my 0:59:38.680 --> 0:59:39.320 clip like so? 0:59:39.560 --> 0:59:42.080 And I actually could. I actually felt so many pilative 0:59:42.120 --> 0:59:43.880 because I worked, because it worked. And then I thought 0:59:43.880 --> 0:59:45.760 to myself, Fuck, am I gonna have to say. 0:59:45.600 --> 0:59:46.360 That I had? 0:59:46.400 --> 0:59:49.240 I thought, why cheat yourself? I don't give a flying 0:59:49.480 --> 0:59:50.800 fuck if you know the song or not. 0:59:51.000 --> 0:59:51.400 It was you. 0:59:51.720 --> 0:59:52.800 I wanted to achieve it. 0:59:52.800 --> 0:59:53.680 It's my birthday. 0:59:53.800 --> 0:59:55.480 And I was like, look at him, he'd put his 0:59:55.560 --> 0:59:56.640 mind if nothing and achieved it. 0:59:58.160 --> 0:59:59.960 Well, is there one song we all know that we could? 1:00:00.680 --> 1:00:03.320 The idiots love karaoke? Come on, what's one more song? 1:00:03.400 --> 1:00:05.480 Let's give the idiots what they want on my birthday? 1:00:05.800 --> 1:00:07.680 What's the song we all know? Abba? 1:00:08.960 --> 1:00:11.160 Well? I do literally know every single word to win. 1:00:11.760 --> 1:00:12.920 But that's not really a party song? 1:00:13.040 --> 1:00:13.160 Is that? 1:00:13.240 --> 1:00:13.320 Now? 1:00:13.400 --> 1:00:13.800 It's fine? 1:00:13.960 --> 1:00:15.400 Last time we played this song on the show, you 1:00:15.440 --> 1:00:16.400 started fucking crying. 1:00:17.840 --> 1:00:19.520 Yeah, but then I took all in the divorce that 1:00:19.600 --> 1:00:24.920 I had, so I'm happy when I takes it up loser. 1:00:24.960 --> 1:00:29.520 The standing talk standing small? You were closed? 1:00:29.560 --> 1:00:32.880 Should we try it? It's a four fucking minutes, so you. 1:00:32.960 --> 1:00:33.680 Really don't have to. 1:00:33.880 --> 1:00:34.280 Let's try. 1:00:34.640 --> 1:00:35.480 You don't even know it. 1:00:36.840 --> 1:00:40.240 Mitch can do the heavy liftings. Come on, Mitch, you 1:00:40.320 --> 1:00:42.040 know how much this? 1:00:42.400 --> 1:00:42.600 I know? 1:00:43.200 --> 1:00:44.919 Last song? This is Aida d Bris? 1:00:45.680 --> 1:00:49.760 It actually isn't. We haven't gotten there yet. What's Ada Dbris? 1:00:49.760 --> 1:00:53.000 I don't know you're talking about? Hi? Come on, Jenna, 1:00:54.480 --> 1:00:55.600 what's the first one? Remind me? 1:00:57.200 --> 1:01:01.600 I don't want to talk about it. 1:01:02.280 --> 1:01:03.280 We went on through. 1:01:05.640 --> 1:01:11.880 Anything now when it's his story? Come on, Jenna. 1:01:12.920 --> 1:01:18.280 I played all my cards and that's what you've done 1:01:18.520 --> 1:01:25.880 to me. Nothing more to say, enomories. 1:01:25.600 --> 1:01:26.560 To play. 1:01:28.600 --> 1:01:30.000 Will up. 1:01:32.880 --> 1:01:34.120 A sounding small? 1:01:34.760 --> 1:01:35.120 There you go. 1:01:36.080 --> 1:01:45.080 He signed by that's why you're Jnase, that's why you're 1:01:45.200 --> 1:01:46.280 Denise I. 1:01:46.480 --> 1:01:49.200 That's what you just said. I think can that be? 1:01:49.400 --> 1:01:50.200 Love would be long? 1:01:50.280 --> 1:01:50.400 There? 1:01:50.440 --> 1:01:51.120 I fucked. 1:01:55.600 --> 1:01:57.200 Lost in confidence? 1:01:57.440 --> 1:01:58.360 No very close. 1:01:58.440 --> 1:02:07.280 I can light up Bill me Yes, thinks wrong, but 1:02:07.480 --> 1:02:13.240 I want to blue God, she's gorgeous, Bay not this 1:02:13.360 --> 1:02:14.360 butt ready Jetta. 1:02:15.400 --> 1:02:16.960 All the dies. 1:02:18.440 --> 1:02:26.320 And that's cold his eyes and so you wait, that 1:02:26.720 --> 1:02:31.479 is an It takes up. 1:02:33.600 --> 1:02:38.320 A loser starting not whichel, it's nimp. 1:02:38.520 --> 1:02:43.000 It's what should I complain? 1:02:45.240 --> 1:02:50.400 Tell me? Does she fast that I used to keep 1:02:50.400 --> 1:02:50.720 about you? 1:02:51.040 --> 1:02:51.360 Oh my? 1:02:52.800 --> 1:02:53.959 Does it fun to say? 1:02:55.960 --> 1:02:56.080 Now? 1:02:57.120 --> 1:02:59.560 Is shod? But you know what, silly girls? 1:02:59.720 --> 1:03:02.520 Silly true? That's true. That was silly. 1:03:02.680 --> 1:03:03.600 We all feel good. 1:03:03.480 --> 1:03:04.480 After that, that's true. 1:03:04.640 --> 1:03:04.880 Wow. 1:03:05.440 --> 1:03:07.280 I'd love to demonstrate that I know all the words, 1:03:07.320 --> 1:03:08.760 but it's a four fucking minutes long. We don't have 1:03:08.800 --> 1:03:09.080 time for that. 1:03:09.120 --> 1:03:11.280 We're only halfway through. Top comment is she was going 1:03:11.320 --> 1:03:13.200 through her own divorce when she sung that as a 1:03:13.280 --> 1:03:13.840 band member. 1:03:14.080 --> 1:03:14.640 Yeah wow. 1:03:15.280 --> 1:03:17.760 They were both married to different band members, like it 1:03:17.840 --> 1:03:19.520 was a band of four and they were paired off 1:03:19.560 --> 1:03:22.240 in couples, and then they all of a sudden started 1:03:22.280 --> 1:03:24.400 releasing all this fucking breakup music because they were going 1:03:24.440 --> 1:03:25.080 through divorces. 1:03:25.400 --> 1:03:29.960 Don't eat wear your shit, so we do. We're not there, 1:03:30.280 --> 1:03:31.680 fuckt of real brains. 1:03:31.960 --> 1:03:35.000 We've got to get out of here. Thanks, thank you so. 1:03:35.160 --> 1:03:37.880 Much for listening on this birthday episode. 1:03:38.080 --> 1:03:38.960 It's happy birthday. 1:03:39.160 --> 1:03:40.959 Thank you so much. Guys. Can't wait for the party 1:03:41.000 --> 1:03:42.840 on the weekend. Do you want to bet will Jenna 1:03:42.880 --> 1:03:43.240 turn up? 1:03:44.120 --> 1:03:46.880 I put fucking a thousand on her not turning up. 1:03:47.120 --> 1:03:50.400 Really, yeah, I'll buy you. I'll make you drink. I'll 1:03:50.880 --> 1:03:53.160 buy you drinks all night at my own house. I'll 1:03:53.200 --> 1:03:54.960 make you drinks all at your own house. 1:03:55.000 --> 1:03:55.160 Yeah. 1:03:55.160 --> 1:03:57.080 But you don't have to bring anything. If you turn up, 1:03:57.280 --> 1:03:59.280 don't bring a thing because I will shout you all night. 1:03:59.520 --> 1:04:02.480 Okay, deal, deal, all right, thanksfully. 1:04:02.160 --> 1:04:04.400 See leave us a five star review if you never have. 1:04:04.480 --> 1:04:06.400 Thanks for listening to the show. We love you as always. 1:04:06.520 --> 1:04:08.440 Same deal. On Spotify, you can do the five star 1:04:08.600 --> 1:04:09.240 rating thing. 1:04:09.440 --> 1:04:12.120 You can and veil. Google podcast is dead. 1:04:12.200 --> 1:04:13.840 I know. Can you believe that? I know a few 1:04:13.840 --> 1:04:15.400 people that use that. I didn't know what was the thing. 1:04:16.120 --> 1:04:18.040 I have no idea how the funk our podcast ended 1:04:18.080 --> 1:04:19.280 up on there because I never submitted. 1:04:19.280 --> 1:04:21.360 It must be auto in the RSS feed or something. 1:04:21.560 --> 1:04:22.760 I don't know. It must be, but I had to 1:04:22.800 --> 1:04:24.600 manually do it to others. I don't know how Google 1:04:24.640 --> 1:04:26.920 got a hold of it. We're all sorts of fucking 1:04:26.960 --> 1:04:28.360 apps that I never actually signed up. 1:04:28.440 --> 1:04:28.600 I know. 1:04:29.000 --> 1:04:31.480 Sometimes I get notifications and it's like you've been reviewed. 1:04:31.520 --> 1:04:36.520 On podwatcher yeah, or Stitcher, Yes, Stitcher. 1:04:36.640 --> 1:04:38.520 I don't know how we have anything to do with 1:04:38.600 --> 1:04:39.720 that crap Stitcher. 1:04:41.120 --> 1:04:43.000 All right, well we'll see you in a week. Yeah, 1:04:43.120 --> 1:04:46.200 gotta go, love you to get ye ya bye? 1:04:46.760 --> 1:04:47.960 Is it just me? 1:04:48.760 --> 1:04:50.720 Podcast by a couple of mitches. 1:04:51.040 --> 1:04:54.080 Make sure you've had to follow on your podcast. 1:05:08.440 --> 1:05:10.200 Welcome to a to D brief. This is our secret 1:05:10.240 --> 1:05:12.240 segment on the end. We pretend the show is done, 1:05:12.280 --> 1:05:15.480 but it is not. We kept talking shit. Although that 1:05:15.720 --> 1:05:17.320 was just so unhinged everything about that. 1:05:17.440 --> 1:05:21.960 I'm sorry and I let blab that secret segment. That 1:05:22.120 --> 1:05:23.240 was really naughty. 1:05:23.360 --> 1:05:25.320 The one time I'm feeling that and nothing he can 1:05:25.360 --> 1:05:26.800 do the heavy lifting. This is what happens. 1:05:27.240 --> 1:05:28.840 Sorry, I'm a bit manic. I had water and now 1:05:28.920 --> 1:05:31.960 my brain's hydrated water. Yeah, I drunk water for the 1:05:32.000 --> 1:05:32.400 first night. 1:05:32.800 --> 1:05:34.680 How many beverages. There's one bitch need on this side 1:05:34.680 --> 1:05:37.040 of the table. It got me tea, I've got me smoothie, 1:05:37.040 --> 1:05:38.200 and I've got my fucking water. 1:05:38.320 --> 1:05:39.919 Oh good for you. That's all at once. 1:05:40.200 --> 1:05:41.600 You know I have one of those moments. I'm sure 1:05:41.600 --> 1:05:43.520 you're having them where Like you know, we're both in 1:05:43.600 --> 1:05:47.560 our health journey and the benefit of that is happy mind, 1:05:47.640 --> 1:05:50.080 but also losing a bit of weight. I for the 1:05:50.120 --> 1:05:52.600 first time was in the shower and I felt my hips. 1:05:53.560 --> 1:05:55.280 Oh yeah. I was like, I can feel my hip. 1:05:56.040 --> 1:05:58.880 There's a bone there. There always has been, and I 1:05:58.960 --> 1:06:01.880 didn't realize why to develop that. And I was brushing 1:06:01.920 --> 1:06:03.440 my teeth with no shirt on, and then like I 1:06:03.520 --> 1:06:04.959 caught a glimpse of like my side angle. 1:06:05.000 --> 1:06:05.920 I'm like, look at that. 1:06:07.040 --> 1:06:08.360 Isn't that nice? As little moments? 1:06:08.520 --> 1:06:09.520 Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking. 1:06:09.600 --> 1:06:11.160 But my spanks doesn't spanks anymore? 1:06:11.680 --> 1:06:12.920 Oh fuck me? Did? 1:06:13.200 --> 1:06:16.080 I was wearing those Nancy Against things that our listener 1:06:16.240 --> 1:06:17.880 sent in against. 1:06:17.960 --> 1:06:20.240 Again. His name is it, James? Yeah? 1:06:20.360 --> 1:06:22.880 I think it's name the Nancy Against guy that sends him. 1:06:22.960 --> 1:06:23.680 Yeah yeah James. 1:06:23.760 --> 1:06:25.160 Yeah, you really must listen. 1:06:25.240 --> 1:06:28.240 Sorry, no, no, he's James. He's James's love. He also 1:06:28.280 --> 1:06:29.480 decends Calvin Kleine stuff to me. 1:06:29.800 --> 1:06:31.840 Yes, yeah, I've got nothing. 1:06:32.040 --> 1:06:34.360 Yeah, James. 1:06:34.600 --> 1:06:37.280 I was wearing the bloody Nancy Against shapewear thing that 1:06:37.400 --> 1:06:40.040 he sent me on stage in fucking Brisbane. And I 1:06:40.080 --> 1:06:42.040 don't know what happened because this has never happened before. 1:06:42.280 --> 1:06:44.080 I've worn these things a million times. But for some 1:06:44.280 --> 1:06:47.640 fucking reason, that night when I was on stage, it 1:06:47.760 --> 1:06:48.880 was like I was wearing a bra. 1:06:49.200 --> 1:06:51.400 I know what it's like, ladies. The fucking straps kept 1:06:51.480 --> 1:06:53.920 falling over my shoulder up there on stage, trying to 1:06:53.920 --> 1:06:57.280 subtlely do this and like pull the strap up, and 1:06:57.360 --> 1:06:59.600 then eventually it just got to the point where I 1:06:59.680 --> 1:07:00.920 was like, I can't ignore this anymore. 1:07:00.920 --> 1:07:02.160 I have to tell everyone that I haven't just got 1:07:02.200 --> 1:07:04.640 this itchy shoulder. Because I was pulling it up underneath 1:07:04.680 --> 1:07:06.920 the shirt, people were like, what is he doing? And 1:07:07.000 --> 1:07:08.480 I just like undid the buttons. I was like, I'm 1:07:08.520 --> 1:07:10.920 wearing shapewear and it's fucking pissed and I just have 1:07:10.960 --> 1:07:11.280 to come. 1:07:11.240 --> 1:07:13.440 Clean funny, yeah, and did you fix it up? 1:07:13.760 --> 1:07:14.120 Not really? 1:07:14.160 --> 1:07:16.600 It kept falling off, but then the following night didn't 1:07:16.640 --> 1:07:17.880 fall off at all. I don't know what I did 1:07:17.960 --> 1:07:21.320 wrong that night. Well, looped up my fucking shoulders, I. 1:07:21.320 --> 1:07:24.360 Guess my My Nancy gans don't have straps. They're just 1:07:24.480 --> 1:07:26.960 like the boddice piece. They just go around the tummy 1:07:27.040 --> 1:07:27.959 and they end at the tits. 1:07:28.080 --> 1:07:28.240 Ah. 1:07:28.640 --> 1:07:31.640 Yeah, But the problem is because that when they do work, 1:07:31.960 --> 1:07:33.880 they kind of like suck in then you've got a 1:07:33.960 --> 1:07:36.120 line under your tits, but then your boobs just fall 1:07:36.200 --> 1:07:37.960 over it, so it kind of makes tits look bigger. 1:07:38.040 --> 1:07:39.600 No, I remember when I wore k Mar shape where 1:07:39.600 --> 1:07:40.880 I had that problem. I was like, this is not 1:07:40.960 --> 1:07:41.480 helpful at all. 1:07:41.600 --> 1:07:43.400 Yeah, like it kind of just reshifts the fat. 1:07:43.480 --> 1:07:46.480 Elsewhere people were saying, you don't need shapewear, Why are 1:07:46.520 --> 1:07:49.160 you wearing that? And I'm like, honestly, it's not even 1:07:49.200 --> 1:07:51.480 about like, oh my god, it makes such a huge difference. 1:07:51.640 --> 1:07:54.680 It's like a wayed anxiety blanket. Yeah, there's something about 1:07:54.720 --> 1:07:55.040 having that. 1:07:55.120 --> 1:07:57.040 Tightness that just kind of calmed me down when I 1:07:57.120 --> 1:07:59.960 was on stage, But then the fucking spaghetti straps kept 1:08:00.080 --> 1:08:00.520 fallen off. 1:08:00.800 --> 1:08:03.240 I went into I was at Universe or the gay 1:08:03.280 --> 1:08:04.840 bar in Sydney the other night and forgot I had 1:08:04.840 --> 1:08:07.000 shape or on pissed, went to the toilet and I 1:08:07.400 --> 1:08:08.840 could not access my penis. 1:08:09.480 --> 1:08:12.360 Wait, what sort of shape? Where have you got the leotard? Yeah, 1:08:13.240 --> 1:08:15.320 oh that's different to what I've got. 1:08:15.440 --> 1:08:16.960 Oh my mine goes right around the crotch. 1:08:17.040 --> 1:08:17.960 Min Is it like a shirt? 1:08:18.120 --> 1:08:20.240 Oh no, mine mine kets stick and balls and everything. 1:08:21.240 --> 1:08:23.080 My Kmart shapewear was like that, and I had to 1:08:23.120 --> 1:08:26.080 cut a hole in it, a dick hole, oh, because. 1:08:25.880 --> 1:08:27.800 It was just so uncomfy. 1:08:28.040 --> 1:08:30.200 Yeah, it's very uncomfortable. I've got skims as well, like 1:08:30.280 --> 1:08:33.160 the Kim Kardashian stuff, and it's very nice. Yeah, but 1:08:33.360 --> 1:08:34.519 my penis is still. 1:08:34.600 --> 1:08:37.000 As Kim Kardashian sent you any free fucking skims? 1:08:37.120 --> 1:08:41.559 Absolutely again, did she? Oh, you're on the books for skims. 1:08:42.880 --> 1:08:45.599 You know what happened on the way here. I spent 1:08:45.960 --> 1:08:50.040 a solid minute driving right alongside the bloody Google street 1:08:50.080 --> 1:08:52.960 View car. Oh my god, I'm rigged up with all 1:08:52.960 --> 1:08:54.800 the camera takes the photos of the street. 1:08:54.920 --> 1:08:55.120 Yeah. 1:08:55.520 --> 1:08:59.040 So I don't know anyone listening to this episode in 1:08:59.200 --> 1:09:03.120 years to come. Please go on Google Maps and check 1:09:03.160 --> 1:09:07.200 out street view on the Waringa Freeway yep, northbound, just 1:09:07.280 --> 1:09:08.719 as you leave the Harbor Tunnel. 1:09:08.760 --> 1:09:09.479 That's where I was. 1:09:09.680 --> 1:09:12.160 Wow, Oh my god. And did you wave? Did you 1:09:12.240 --> 1:09:13.760 smile or did you mew? You jaw? 1:09:13.920 --> 1:09:13.960 No? 1:09:14.040 --> 1:09:15.400 I just had a bitch face on to be honest. 1:09:15.479 --> 1:09:16.519 Yeah, right, it checks out. 1:09:16.880 --> 1:09:17.040 You know. 1:09:17.200 --> 1:09:20.760 I Jackie oh, acclaimed multimillion dollar radio presenter. I saw 1:09:20.800 --> 1:09:22.920 her in the building yesterday when I arrived, and she 1:09:23.080 --> 1:09:26.920 goes Mitch have to say, well, I drove out of 1:09:26.960 --> 1:09:29.680 the building yesterday and you drove in. I checked you 1:09:29.760 --> 1:09:31.439 out and I thought, who is that guy? 1:09:32.320 --> 1:09:32.519 Look? 1:09:32.560 --> 1:09:34.000 So you're completely different. 1:09:34.120 --> 1:09:36.200 Miraculous how it always comes back to this, no matter 1:09:36.280 --> 1:09:38.639 the conversation. I'm just saying. 1:09:38.680 --> 1:09:40.519 It was I'm talking, you're talking about the car. It's 1:09:40.520 --> 1:09:43.160 actually a very clean segue if you think about it. 1:09:44.520 --> 1:09:48.000 Oh God, Mitch, just scrunch is t You've matched your 1:09:48.000 --> 1:09:49.040 scrunchy to your outfit. 1:09:49.600 --> 1:09:51.400 That was a pure accident, but I was pretty. 1:09:51.200 --> 1:09:52.639 Proud of it. That's a nice scrunchy. 1:09:52.760 --> 1:09:52.960 Yeah. 1:09:54.240 --> 1:09:57.559 Whether have you been getting emails from the casting directors 1:09:57.760 --> 1:09:59.880 for that Kate lang book show that my mum your dad? 1:10:00.120 --> 1:10:00.160 No. 1:10:00.479 --> 1:10:02.360 I think they must be struggling to cast for that 1:10:02.439 --> 1:10:04.439 Channel nine show, because I've got in like three emails 1:10:04.439 --> 1:10:07.519 and I keep replying my parents selfishly are still together. 1:10:08.000 --> 1:10:09.040 I can't go on that show. 1:10:09.120 --> 1:10:11.120 What do you mean, you know how the whole concept 1:10:11.280 --> 1:10:14.320 of the one that Kate langbrook hos. Yeah, yeah, the 1:10:14.400 --> 1:10:16.920 whole concept is single parents looking for love. But they 1:10:17.000 --> 1:10:19.000 go in there with their kids who are sort of 1:10:19.240 --> 1:10:23.080 behind the scenes playing matchmaker, right, And so I think 1:10:23.120 --> 1:10:24.920 they must be struggling to cast because I've gotten three 1:10:24.920 --> 1:10:26.639 emails asking if I wanted to be on the show, 1:10:26.640 --> 1:10:28.640 and I'm like, my parents are together, why would they 1:10:28.680 --> 1:10:29.000 say that? 1:10:29.160 --> 1:10:29.759 That's weird. 1:10:30.160 --> 1:10:33.680 I got approached by what's that? What's the dating one 1:10:33.760 --> 1:10:36.320 called the Australian one, and it's like they're in a 1:10:36.400 --> 1:10:39.280 restaurant and it's first dates. 1:10:39.439 --> 1:10:40.120 Yeah, They're like, do. 1:10:40.080 --> 1:10:41.880 You want to be on first dates now that you're single? 1:10:42.320 --> 1:10:42.840 Absolutely not? 1:10:43.000 --> 1:10:45.519 Why the fuck nottely not? 1:10:46.000 --> 1:10:49.520 Why not just does it? It just feels a bit exploitative. 1:10:50.320 --> 1:10:51.080 Exploitative. 1:10:51.240 --> 1:10:53.679 Yeah, I don't want my first dates to be exploited 1:10:53.720 --> 1:10:55.240 for the entertainment of the nation. I would never. 1:10:55.360 --> 1:10:57.479 Wouldn't be your first days. You've had about sixty seven 1:10:57.560 --> 1:10:58.040 at this point. 1:11:00.920 --> 1:11:02.840 No, I don't want to do it on TV. I'll 1:11:02.840 --> 1:11:04.879 happily talk about it on a hit acclaimed podcast. 1:11:04.960 --> 1:11:07.360 That's a bit of fun. Just go in there and 1:11:07.479 --> 1:11:09.600 be your cockhead and make iconic TV. That's all you 1:11:09.680 --> 1:11:10.000 need to do. 1:11:10.920 --> 1:11:13.440 You could Should I do it? In my Sarah? 1:11:13.520 --> 1:11:16.000 I think the person that you're going on the filmed 1:11:16.120 --> 1:11:18.360 date with no is that you're not actually having a 1:11:18.400 --> 1:11:20.640 sincere fucking date, Like you're not actually going to be 1:11:20.760 --> 1:11:21.559 happily ever after. 1:11:22.160 --> 1:11:23.280 You're there to make good Telly. 1:11:23.680 --> 1:11:25.960 But I'd be heartbroken because they know that I'd be 1:11:26.240 --> 1:11:28.360 like sappy. So if they gave me someone that like, 1:11:28.479 --> 1:11:30.400 I'm not interested in Mitch, I'd be so gutted. 1:11:31.040 --> 1:11:32.360 Yeah, I suppose. 1:11:33.479 --> 1:11:33.959 Television. 1:11:34.040 --> 1:11:34.680 No, not for me. 1:11:34.760 --> 1:11:37.080 I said, no, you've only regret the chances you don't take. 1:11:37.120 --> 1:11:39.920 Beautiful and write that in my gratitude journal. 1:11:40.040 --> 1:11:40.240 Do it? 1:11:40.600 --> 1:11:41.439 You need your pen back? 1:11:43.400 --> 1:11:46.920 Lucky I didn't catch that. I love my gifts, guys, 1:11:47.520 --> 1:11:48.200 I've drunk about it. 1:11:48.240 --> 1:11:48.800 Let a little. 1:11:48.840 --> 1:11:50.280 Will We've got to get a photo with you and 1:11:50.280 --> 1:11:52.880 Wilbur for the faithbook group too. The emotional support Peen 1:11:53.040 --> 1:11:53.479 so sweet. 1:11:53.520 --> 1:11:56.040 He's not like squishy, but he's definitely solid, like he's thick. 1:11:56.160 --> 1:11:58.080 You can find it on the craft a Bellion website 1:11:58.080 --> 1:11:59.400 if anyone wants to see what he looks like. I 1:11:59.439 --> 1:12:00.920 put a photot. 1:12:00.320 --> 1:12:02.720 Rebellion on Instagram too. So is it there were new 1:12:02.760 --> 1:12:04.040 where they and everyone was loving them? Is that what 1:12:04.040 --> 1:12:04.400 they were saying? 1:12:04.479 --> 1:12:04.639 Yeah? 1:12:04.640 --> 1:12:07.040 There was literally one left on the shelf at this stall, 1:12:07.400 --> 1:12:10.360 at that fake thing, and I said I'll take that 1:12:10.800 --> 1:12:13.120 because I was like literally going around this Stoll thinking 1:12:13.320 --> 1:12:15.040 I gotta get something for true his birthday, don't I? 1:12:15.560 --> 1:12:18.080 And I was like, that's perfect. It's like a squish mellow, 1:12:18.120 --> 1:12:19.599 but a cock a cock mellow. 1:12:19.920 --> 1:12:22.080 Perfect. He'll love it. And she goes, sorry, this is 1:12:22.120 --> 1:12:22.880 a display model. 1:12:22.880 --> 1:12:26.240 I've taken forty back orders just today. And I said, 1:12:26.280 --> 1:12:28.000 how long is it going to take? Two to three weeks? 1:12:28.120 --> 1:12:30.920 Right? Well, what if I told you that I'll put 1:12:31.000 --> 1:12:32.599 extra for express pots? 1:12:33.160 --> 1:12:35.160 And did you name it Wilbrow? Did she? 1:12:35.360 --> 1:12:38.760 No, that's what I'll show you the photo. When was 1:12:38.800 --> 1:12:39.519 that so cute? 1:12:39.680 --> 1:12:41.439 And my candle and my camrag and I do it 1:12:41.520 --> 1:12:45.040 for yourself book, I've done for it. He's the laugh 1:12:45.080 --> 1:12:47.120 on left on the shelf, will be the emotional support pain. 1:12:47.320 --> 1:12:48.920 Yeah, oh what a cutie. 1:12:49.439 --> 1:12:50.760 There's a cock of balls. By the way, he's got 1:12:50.760 --> 1:12:52.320 two little balls on him. They're very tiny, but they're 1:12:52.400 --> 1:12:52.760 very cute. 1:12:53.320 --> 1:12:54.320 Now where are you going to put him? 1:12:54.320 --> 1:12:54.519 Pride? 1:12:54.520 --> 1:12:56.360 A place on the scatter cushions on your bed. 1:12:56.680 --> 1:12:59.519 I've got fucking three squish mellows now and a jelly cat. 1:13:00.040 --> 1:13:01.439 I bought a second squish mellow. 1:13:01.680 --> 1:13:03.880 Yeah, I've got two in double really? 1:13:04.000 --> 1:13:04.200 Yeah? 1:13:04.240 --> 1:13:04.760 What one was it? 1:13:05.520 --> 1:13:07.280 It's Selenia the cat. 1:13:07.479 --> 1:13:09.800 Oh my god, georgeous post a photo. We all want 1:13:09.800 --> 1:13:11.719 to see it. Can I see the saddest thing that happened? 1:13:12.280 --> 1:13:14.120 I think you already told us what you lost two 1:13:14.120 --> 1:13:14.799 of them in the divorce. 1:13:14.920 --> 1:13:18.160 No update. I went on a date with a guy 1:13:18.840 --> 1:13:20.439 and we were talking and it was going really well, 1:13:20.479 --> 1:13:23.080 and he's very cute, and we were having ice cream 1:13:23.240 --> 1:13:26.200 at the beach and then he goes, oh, so you 1:13:26.320 --> 1:13:28.080 live at home? Like, yell at home, I've got my bed. 1:13:28.160 --> 1:13:29.760 I'm like, oh, you know. He's like, oh, let me. 1:13:30.160 --> 1:13:31.400 I don't know how we're talking about beds. I got 1:13:31.439 --> 1:13:32.960 a new Koala bed. He's like, show me a photo. 1:13:32.960 --> 1:13:34.120 So I showed him a photo. I had a sqush 1:13:34.160 --> 1:13:36.080 mellow on it. He's like, I've got a squish mellow. 1:13:36.160 --> 1:13:42.080 I'm like, show me yours. He's got chip my gee 1:13:42.160 --> 1:13:44.360 And I'm like in my head, I'm like, is this fate? 1:13:44.439 --> 1:13:46.320 Am I going to be reunited with my squish mellow? 1:13:46.439 --> 1:13:48.720 Because this guy him is not the same one. 1:13:50.000 --> 1:13:50.200 Oh. 1:13:50.840 --> 1:13:54.120 She's like, yeah, I had some half Australian, half Filipino 1:13:54.520 --> 1:13:57.240 horror over the other week and yeah, yeah, said he 1:13:57.280 --> 1:13:59.120 wasn't interested in it. Used it as a camerag twice 1:13:59.120 --> 1:14:03.760 and then dropped it off. Oh God, remind him of 1:14:03.800 --> 1:14:04.439 his fat X. 1:14:06.040 --> 1:14:07.840 I thought you were going to say that you were 1:14:07.920 --> 1:14:09.360 triggered by that, and I'm like, you didn't say that 1:14:09.400 --> 1:14:10.840 out loud, did you, Because that guy's going to think 1:14:10.840 --> 1:14:12.720 you're a fucking loon. I told him if you just 1:14:12.920 --> 1:14:15.000 burst into tears at the side of a fucking I. 1:14:15.080 --> 1:14:22.479 Wish he sent me a photo of it. It's exact 1:14:22.520 --> 1:14:24.680 same thing. No, because actually I lied to him. It's 1:14:24.680 --> 1:14:25.840 like I miss it because I used to wedge my 1:14:25.920 --> 1:14:27.960 iPad in it and watch shirt content on it. 1:14:28.720 --> 1:14:31.360 No, you won't be wedging anything into the emotional support pain. 1:14:33.040 --> 1:14:38.680 If anything, I'll be wedging it places you think. Are 1:14:38.720 --> 1:14:40.880 you guys going to post photos to memoriate me on 1:14:40.920 --> 1:14:41.439 my birthday? 1:14:41.880 --> 1:14:45.639 Memoriate? Is that a word? It's hard to tell. 1:14:45.720 --> 1:14:47.680 Sorry, I'm feeling really chaotic to the mark I can 1:14:47.760 --> 1:14:48.639 tell why this is happening. 1:14:48.760 --> 1:14:49.120 I don't know. 1:14:49.240 --> 1:14:50.640 I've got a lot of work to do after this, 1:14:50.720 --> 1:14:52.080 and I think I'm just putting off. 1:14:52.320 --> 1:14:54.360 Yeah, we have things to do as well. Yeah, we 1:14:54.479 --> 1:14:56.519 do post show, we do well. 1:14:56.560 --> 1:14:57.200 Then shall we go. 1:14:59.640 --> 1:14:59.880 One more? 1:15:01.000 --> 1:15:03.760 We hope this podcast made you feel at least three 1:15:03.800 --> 1:15:08.240 percent better today. That's not so we do thank you 1:15:08.400 --> 1:15:10.040 that you started doing that. You cut me off before 1:15:10.040 --> 1:15:10.360 I'm done. 1:15:10.439 --> 1:15:10.600 I know. 1:15:10.800 --> 1:15:14.720 Sorry, you'd fucking slithering in the corner. I'm like, no, 1:15:14.880 --> 1:15:15.400 not yet, dog. 1:15:15.479 --> 1:15:17.479 One more time to end the show. 1:15:18.200 --> 1:15:19.720 Poult have been one more time. We didn't do it once. 1:15:21.400 --> 1:15:22.120 Wants to kill me. 1:15:22.320 --> 1:15:23.280 You didn't achieve it once. 1:15:25.360 --> 1:15:27.840 I was so sad that was in the instrumental vision. 1:15:29.000 --> 1:15:35.720 Let me say you actually try this time. 1:15:35.760 --> 1:15:36.599 We're looking at the right. 1:15:39.800 --> 1:15:41.880 I'm closing my eye so you know I can't read anything. 1:15:42.520 --> 1:15:44.759 But you didn't check the inside of my eyelids for paper. 1:15:44.800 --> 1:15:45.200 I didn't. 1:15:45.240 --> 1:15:48.000 You're right when I didn't try. 1:15:50.439 --> 1:15:54.000 Let's go Happy birthday, Mitchell, fair well everyone by bah blah? 1:15:54.120 --> 1:15:54.280 Yeah? 1:15:55.600 --> 1:15:56.920 Is it just free? 1:15:57.360 --> 1:15:59.519 A podcast by a couple of meches. 1:16:00.120 --> 1:16:03.360 Sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.