Speaker 1: This is Is it just.
Speaker 2: Hostood the black couple of mitches?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you delese yourself for the rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 2: Did you know this? And Apple has the same caffeine
Speaker 2: as a full one shot coffee? Bullshit?
Speaker 1: He's serious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going a good guy. Now. What is it
Speaker 2: that says there is no caffeine in our house?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: He is Mitui and Mitchell coos. Are you sorry? My
Speaker 2: mic wasn't on? Oh my god, got one job. Mah
Speaker 2: my god, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm happy birthday you.
Speaker 2: I've never done that. Wow, I turned twenty eight. My
Speaker 2: brain goes to shit.
Speaker 1: Twenty eight? Wow? Yeah, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 1: I actually genuinely thought you were twenty nine, by the.
Speaker 2: Way, go fuck yourself.
Speaker 1: I just thought you were turning twenty nine.
Speaker 2: No, we're like one year apart, you nine, not two.
Speaker 2: I'm twenty eight.
Speaker 1: It's because I'm twenty seven. I thought you were twenty
Speaker 1: eight already.
Speaker 2: Oh got it. Yeah, No, there's weird overlap. We're we're
Speaker 2: the same age for a little bit. As fleeting as
Speaker 2: it is it is, Yeah, it's a couple of months,
Speaker 2: but no, it feels it feels okay. You know, this
Speaker 2: is the first birthday that I feel older. Really, yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like there's been a definite tide that has
Speaker 2: turned in my brain mentally. I was reading a study. Wow,
Speaker 2: that's how you know. I'm I was reading a study
Speaker 2: and it wasn't even like a leather bound I love
Speaker 2: a study.
Speaker 1: Chat go on.
Speaker 2: It was online that apparently your brain actually doesn't develop
Speaker 2: fully until you hit thirty. Between thirty and thirty one.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, which is good. So it makes me see
Speaker 1: i'd better be careful the next few years.
Speaker 2: Then. Yeah, those all those vapes you suck down making
Speaker 2: your brain wash? Yeah? Good good? No, I'm yeah, I
Speaker 2: feel I.
Speaker 4: Feel good good, Jess, will this make you feel even
Speaker 4: better than you already do?
Speaker 1: Hang on with No.
Speaker 2: I didn't expect anything. Oh of course I wasn't ready
Speaker 2: at all, but I do have this just I assumed
Speaker 2: you'd bring it up, so I had it ready to go.
Speaker 1: Are you going to grab your present for him too?
Speaker 5: Price?
Speaker 1: Keep it, Jenner? Oh, she actually does have something.
Speaker 6: Oh's not wrapped up.
Speaker 1: That's all right, I will say you can go first, Enner.
Speaker 2: The real prize is having prize keeper Jenna back after
Speaker 2: what seems like a resignation Mitch and I was so worried.
Speaker 2: We were on LinkedIn and seek ready to hire someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that if we both left him hanging
Speaker 1: one week.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah about that.
Speaker 2: That's fine. I'm okay, I'm all right.
Speaker 7: Ship Presence Jenny, your present in celebration of your like
Speaker 7: journey weight loss journey is your personal journey.
Speaker 5: I got you.
Speaker 2: Oh think it's a book, it's a journal. Do it
Speaker 2: for yourself? Oh my god, I love that.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 6: I saw it on TikTok and I thought it would
Speaker 6: be a cool present. Oh so you can write?
Speaker 1: Do you actually get that?
Speaker 4: I was about to accuse you of just grabbing that
Speaker 4: from the parlor free books that get put into the station.
Speaker 2: I've just opened it up and it says to Amanda Keller,
Speaker 2: enjoy this book. I've got proofknew you embarking on a
Speaker 2: new project, planning your future. Were you fat and now
Speaker 2: kind of just fat?
Speaker 1: It's perfect?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? So what do I write in this?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You right in it?
Speaker 2: Oh that's really sweet.
Speaker 1: Yes, are you going to be bothered to do that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, because I trust me. I'm I'm doing the self help.
Speaker 2: I got an app where I journal every day.
Speaker 1: Ah nah, yeah, you've got to do the written one.
Speaker 1: I think this will be handed that's not.
Speaker 2: My therapist said that. Our therapist, the show therapist, said
Speaker 2: that I should handwrite it. It's better for the brain.
Speaker 6: It's perfect.
Speaker 2: Oh Jenner, that is really thoughtful.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Enjoy Are you ready for my presence?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: So I picked up a few little things when I
Speaker 4: was in Brisbane because by coincidence, how good is this?
Speaker 4: They happen to be having their pride fair day thing.
Speaker 4: Oh you know, the bloody the gay fate that they have.
Speaker 4: And so I picked up a few little.
Speaker 1: Things for you. I'm just going to I'm going to
Speaker 1: give them to you one at a time. Okay.
Speaker 2: So they're all in it, they're in a beautiful bag.
Speaker 2: You're going to take them out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's better if I do it this way.
Speaker 4: I'll give it to you one at the time. So
Speaker 4: the first one, this one came from Flagships.
Speaker 1: It was there, so there you go.
Speaker 4: It was just a little a gay candle there, beautiful.
Speaker 4: I love a can't go wrong with a candle. It's
Speaker 4: got like different colors of the rainbow. Apparently every color
Speaker 4: of wax smells different, so it's gorgeous gay fruity blend.
Speaker 2: Oh I love that so much. That's gorgeous red on
Speaker 2: top though, that'll be dramatic when it melts down on
Speaker 2: the table.
Speaker 1: So that's the nice present.
Speaker 8: Ah.
Speaker 4: And then I wandered over to the craft Rebellion store.
Speaker 4: Oh my, and this caught my eye, thought I better
Speaker 4: get that for Mitchell. He's in his slut error.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 9: What is it?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 2: It's a towel and it says thank you, please come again.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a really tail. It's a cam rag specifically.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so funny.
Speaker 1: Would you ever actually use that or would that be
Speaker 1: off pudding?
Speaker 2: It would depend on who whose cum I was wiping.
Speaker 1: You use that for? You can't use that as a
Speaker 1: tea town, can you.
Speaker 2: Please come and get It's a perfect size for a
Speaker 2: cam rake. But then on the bed you can go
Speaker 2: on top of it. And it's thin too. That's really good.
Speaker 8: Is it thin?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, it's what you want, you know what yea yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: god yeah.
Speaker 1: You don't want it to leak through to the sheets though,
Speaker 1: Oh it's lightweight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, or I could make it my gym tower
Speaker 2: and use it ironically.
Speaker 1: Yes, actually that's funny.
Speaker 2: Do that should just be wiping my sweat and all
Speaker 2: the old ladies at Vision Caring bartgo.
Speaker 1: How do they expell? Come on there?
Speaker 2: Come so you am okay like Jeerz?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right?
Speaker 2: Oh, I love that. That's so fun. Does that mean
Speaker 2: I was going to have to have this under my
Speaker 2: pillow next to my Peter Alexander's that's up to you.
Speaker 1: What goes on in your bedroom stays in the bedroom.
Speaker 2: Want to be in the top draw, next to the
Speaker 2: cockering and the loops.
Speaker 1: It's a whore draw.
Speaker 2: That's where you keep it, the who draw.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And now this next one still at the Craft Rebellion store.
Speaker 4: I spotted this and I said I'll take that please,
Speaker 4: because I thought that's bloody perfect. And she said, sorry,
Speaker 4: that's just a display model. We're doing back order at
Speaker 4: the moment because they're so popular. Oh and I said, well,
Speaker 4: how long is it going to take to get to me?
Speaker 4: And she said, oh, maybe two to three weeks. And
Speaker 4: this is literally the first time in my life that
Speaker 4: I've pulled a bit of a don't you know who
Speaker 4: I am?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Of course, I was like, well, I host a podcast
Speaker 4: and so if I pay for express, can you get
Speaker 4: it to me by Thursday? Because I need it. It's
Speaker 4: perfect my cogh host and God bless us, she did it.
Speaker 4: So we love the craft Rebellion.
Speaker 2: We love them, and so can I just say I'm
Speaker 2: learning a lot about myself. That's my love language. All
Speaker 2: that work and effort that you put into getting me
Speaker 2: a gift makes me so love, makes me feel so love.
Speaker 1: It got to me by Tuesday. By the way, her
Speaker 1: Express from Brisbane to Sydney takes no time at all.
Speaker 1: And so this is it.
Speaker 4: Okay, you know how you love those bloody stuffed toy things.
Speaker 4: What are they called the squish mellows? So forget squish mellows.
Speaker 4: I'd like to introduce you to Wilbur the emotional support penis.
Speaker 9: Give me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's a gay fairy penis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little stuffed animal.
Speaker 2: It's actually very accurately sized for me. Jet looks it's
Speaker 2: Rainbow's cute.
Speaker 1: It's got little Wilburt's face on it.
Speaker 5: Is it a cue?
Speaker 1: I love it so much. Apparently will was in high demand.
Speaker 2: Really hble ah, these are beautiful gifts. Thank you guys,
Speaker 2: Oh pleasure.
Speaker 4: Can you understand why I thought of you instantly when
Speaker 4: I saw A the camrag and B the fucking will
Speaker 4: but emotional support Paini's.
Speaker 2: Most definitely Yeah, yeah, because I'm pulling. I'm also that
Speaker 2: not that much of a slut. I've just told the
Speaker 2: stories on the show that makes me sound like one,
Speaker 2: but really, you.
Speaker 1: Know I no one's slutch naming in this house. No, no, no, definitely.
Speaker 2: Imagine if that's why Jenna had been absent for two
Speaker 2: weeks because she was repulsed.
Speaker 6: I was disgusted, couldn't.
Speaker 2: Bring herself to look because she's secretly beat in love.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you were in love with Mitch.
Speaker 2: I was We all should just have still love.
Speaker 4: I don't think he ever said he was in love
Speaker 4: with me. Just wanted to pork me. He's only human,
Speaker 4: I understand, of.
Speaker 2: Course, but you know me one porking and I'm in
Speaker 2: love very easy.
Speaker 1: To although not lately.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's yeah, you've grown. I have grown, Thank you,
Speaker 2: Thank you guys. That's very sweet. You know, I was
Speaker 2: truthfully very anxious about this birthday. I don't know, I
Speaker 2: was just like, you know, I'm such like a lovely
Speaker 2: person and I love being a people and my friends
Speaker 2: and my family, and then also not having a partner
Speaker 2: for the first time in five years, Like you know me,
Speaker 2: for my birthday. The last couple of years, I've done nothing.
Speaker 2: I've just like hung out with my eggs and that's
Speaker 2: all I wanted. So then now that's like my comfort place,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I can't do it, and if I don't,
Speaker 2: I'll do nothing unless I force myself to go out
Speaker 2: with friends.
Speaker 1: So you've got your whole bloody family at home. That'd
Speaker 1: be spoiling. You couldn't even be lonely on your birthday
Speaker 1: if you.
Speaker 2: Tried, I know, but I just didn't want. I was like,
Speaker 2: my my gut was telling me to push everyone away
Speaker 2: and do nothing. Yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: No, you always regret that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, every time I'm like, oh, I won't make a
Speaker 4: fuss for my birthday this year. Once the birthday rolls around,
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's a bit depressing not doing anything to celebrate,
Speaker 4: Isn't that?
Speaker 2: Where the fuck is everyone? Yes, exactly, but they've all asked.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not doing anything, Like, where the fuck
Speaker 2: is everybody? Yeah, but I am throwing a house party
Speaker 2: which you two are coming to.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, remains to be seen if general rocker, but
Speaker 1: I'll be there.
Speaker 6: I've been attending everything I've been invited to lately.
Speaker 2: Really you've tended to leave. Yes, Ever since I moved,
Speaker 2: you've started journaling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you actually do it to the journaling?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I bought a journal, but I wrote one page
Speaker 6: and no, I'm going to fill this out.
Speaker 4: I've got about forty fucking blank journals floating around my house.
Speaker 1: They come as like freebies with a pr.
Speaker 2: I know I've got an Amazon Prime. I've got to
Speaker 2: stand Australia one.
Speaker 4: I've got a Wentworth journal. Yeah, I think I've got
Speaker 4: a phouse in prison.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you guys. That's lovely pleasure.
Speaker 1: Now listen coming up today.
Speaker 2: Oh please don't say a message from my ex boyfriend
Speaker 2: like you did that one birthday. Thank god, I do
Speaker 2: such a thing. That'd be funny if just automatically it
Speaker 2: was set to roll out on my birthday episode and
Speaker 2: planet it was just an automated system, so not.
Speaker 1: That much of a ship.
Speaker 2: So god, we throw the ads. Hi, Mitchard's your context boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Oh that would be very funny. But no, trauma is No,
Speaker 2: that's not on the way.
Speaker 4: Well, firstly, we've got a few things to follow up
Speaker 4: on from last week's episode.
Speaker 1: You've been trying to learn a song off my heart.
Speaker 2: I've been struggling.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I've got faith in you, Jenny. You went
Speaker 1: here for this. No, I'm just as much feeling you
Speaker 1: and as anyone else.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We were also asking people to.
Speaker 4: Send in stories of when they lost things and they
Speaker 4: were magically found because I lost my brand new glasses.
Speaker 4: And also people were sending in dares for me to
Speaker 4: do because my therapist told me I need to be
Speaker 4: more playful for the sake of my mental health.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got to be a silly goose.
Speaker 4: Silly goose, yeah, yes, and also a bit of an
Speaker 4: announcement if you like about let's just say the future
Speaker 4: of the team here.
Speaker 1: It is it just me. A few people will be
Speaker 1: excited about this. I feel yep, that's all. What's your back, Jenna?
Speaker 6: Are you getting rid of me?
Speaker 1: Well we'll explain it properly later.
Speaker 2: We're not going to say getting rid of yeah.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, but changes I was only starting to
Speaker 6: enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Well, shit, you've been away for two weeks, screw. I
Speaker 1: was disgusted.
Speaker 2: A lot's happening on the show. If it is your
Speaker 2: first time listening, welcome to Is it just me? Every
Speaker 2: week we start the show the same way I am
Speaker 2: given gifts. That's how the show starts every week.
Speaker 4: I mean, in the last two weeks, I've brought you
Speaker 4: fucking souvenirs. Announce your birthday.
Speaker 2: I know a lot of giving to yourselfish. We start
Speaker 2: the show with two gems, and is it just me?
Speaker 2: Each something that we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 2: Mitch doesn't know my agem, I don't know his gossip enshues.
Speaker 2: And that's the show.
Speaker 1: Did you find your souvenir?
Speaker 8: General?
Speaker 1: I brought that for you last year.
Speaker 6: I love it and everyone's been asking me about it.
Speaker 1: Oh good, I left it on a desk. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: should we get into it?
Speaker 5: Who wants to go?
Speaker 2: I can go first? Mine sort of a nothing, but
Speaker 2: it's it is something this week?
Speaker 1: That what a way to fell it? Mine's nothing? What's
Speaker 1: my birthday? Imagine Natalie bar on Sunrise. It's being like
Speaker 1: coming up forget it. It's nothing.
Speaker 5: True?
Speaker 2: Actually, sorry, I should be more invested coming up. My
Speaker 2: agim is something that I've noticed, and it's kept me
Speaker 2: up at night. And I'm now medicated because it's given
Speaker 2: me medicaid that's given me that much severe grief.
Speaker 1: A hemorrhoid.
Speaker 2: I've just had my first hemorrhoid.
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 1: What the fuck me? No way?
Speaker 2: How is yours? Is yours fixed?
Speaker 1: I've got it under control. It's all good. Good.
Speaker 2: Mine's gone back up, but mine was terrific.
Speaker 4: It was a really tense weekend. I said, sorry, Sean,
Speaker 4: I can't have sex. I'm on the rags, literally bleeding
Speaker 4: from the ass.
Speaker 2: Touch your own, Oh you were bleeding. Mine didn't burst.
Speaker 1: Because I'm an idiot. I thought it was like a pimple. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel it's fine now, don't worry. I have my
Speaker 1: rags all weekend.
Speaker 2: My mind did go away, but mine didn't burst.
Speaker 1: You know, mine's FINANCEU You know some.
Speaker 2: People have to get surgery and they get cauterized.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm glad I didn't come to that. No anyway, Sorry,
Speaker 1: should be star with my Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Go for it?
Speaker 2: Are you ready? Let's jump in?
Speaker 10: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Do you need to make some new friends that are
Speaker 4: actually good at taking fucking photos.
Speaker 2: Oh, if I do know, if this is you in
Speaker 2: any way, shape or for coming for my friendship, I'm
Speaker 2: great at photo taking. I don't know if you've ever
Speaker 2: taken one of me though now because we're always in
Speaker 2: them together, because people. Of course, I'll not bring your
Speaker 2: photo taken to the test, but I've just really noticed
Speaker 2: that I give it my all when I'm taking a
Speaker 2: photo of someone.
Speaker 4: You do go full photographer mode. You do never get
Speaker 4: it in return. I saw this video on Instagram the
Speaker 4: other day from Oh. The guy's name was like brand
Speaker 4: Flakes or something sure, and I thought, Wow, that just
Speaker 4: sums it up perfectly.
Speaker 1: Take a listen to that.
Speaker 5: Listen.
Speaker 11: I don't care if you're a stranger on the street
Speaker 11: or my best friend. If you ask me to take
Speaker 11: a photo of you, I am giving you my full commitment.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, could you take a few more?
Speaker 2: Don't be sorry.
Speaker 11: Who trusted me as your photographer And there's no way
Speaker 11: in how I'm going to let you down and now
Speaker 11: a part of your team, and you better believe I'm staying.
Speaker 4: Until the routine is clean and got Yeah, that's me
Speaker 4: as fun. I'm so thorough with my directions. I'll be
Speaker 4: getting down on one knee to get the perfect angle.
Speaker 4: I'll be shouting out things like laugh at the sole
Speaker 4: of my shoe. Go and they'll go haha and then
Speaker 4: look really smiley and yeah good. So if you're standing
Speaker 4: next to me behind the camera, for example, while I'm
Speaker 4: taking it, I'll be.
Speaker 1: Like laugh at Cherry's belly buttons. So they're get to
Speaker 1: be of a down.
Speaker 2: Fine, I'll cry it hard, but like your right shoulder a.
Speaker 1: Little bit towards me.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And now, like I get so thorough and I get
Speaker 1: these gorgeous photos.
Speaker 4: Majority of my friends, their profile pictures are photos that
Speaker 4: I took because I'm great. Really, And yet when I
Speaker 4: hand the phone over and say, can you get one
Speaker 4: of me? Dog shit trash, fucking dog shit trash. I'm
Speaker 4: always taking photos of others, but there's nothing of me.
Speaker 2: Oh, Mitchell, I know, I actually disagree. Well, I think
Speaker 2: you have great photos because in the last couple of
Speaker 2: weeks I've noticed that you've upped your photo game. You
Speaker 2: had your shows in Brisbane and the photos on stage
Speaker 2: you looked great. I noticed your quad was popping, and
Speaker 2: I thought that was a.
Speaker 4: Good That was one photo. I wanted to do like
Speaker 4: a montage of all these different photos. There was one
Speaker 4: fucking good one.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: So you're working in a photo session. You want options?
Speaker 1: Yes, of course half of them.
Speaker 5: I look shit.
Speaker 4: Can I show you one of the ones that I got? Yeah,
Speaker 4: And no one ever gives me directions, Oh, just change this,
Speaker 4: do that. No one ever gives me feedback as we're
Speaker 4: doing it, and so they just blindly take photos. I
Speaker 4: look shit, and they don't tell me. Look look at
Speaker 4: that one. Who the fuck takes that photo and then
Speaker 4: his hands back to the phone and goes there you go,
Speaker 4: that's a nice one.
Speaker 2: That looks like behind the scenes of the Lord of
Speaker 2: the Rings.
Speaker 1: You know how I was really excited about the Wicked
Speaker 1: premiere weeks ago.
Speaker 2: You made us leave the show early so you could go.
Speaker 4: I don't know why I bothered getting all dressed up,
Speaker 4: getting a new outfit. I do not have one good
Speaker 4: photo to show from it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: But I don't blame anyone in particular. It's just the
Speaker 4: lighting inside the theater is shocking. And so I got
Speaker 4: all these atrocious photos of me, and then I posed
Speaker 4: for like several cameras on the media ball and those photos.
Speaker 1: It is often to the abuse. I don't know where
Speaker 1: the fuck those photos go. Oh my god, they go.
Speaker 2: To geddy images. But unless they unless you're explicitly a
Speaker 2: gigantic star, they don't tag you. So you've got to
Speaker 2: spend hours like filtering through It's hell on Earth. No.
Speaker 4: But like it wasn't even the photographer for Getty, because
Speaker 4: I was that desperate for one good photo at Wicked
Speaker 4: and he just.
Speaker 1: Flat out said.
Speaker 4: I message him and said, did you get one? I
Speaker 4: don't care if you didn't upload it to Getty? Yeah,
Speaker 4: just do you have one so I can post it?
Speaker 4: And he goes, I didn't take one of you. I
Speaker 4: was just walking down that carpet. He goes, who the
Speaker 4: fuck's that woman?
Speaker 1: I'm not taking a photo of Earth. I don't have
Speaker 1: any nice photos in that night.
Speaker 2: You look gorgeous, I said to Jem. But I also
Speaker 2: blamed the lining at the Lyric Theater. To be fair, well,
Speaker 2: at my birthday party this weekend, Mitchell, here's my oath
Speaker 2: to you. I will get a good photo of you
Speaker 2: on my fucking birthday just being hot, Okay. I will
Speaker 2: commit to you as a friend.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to pose in some photos. I
Speaker 1: find that awkward.
Speaker 8: Yea.
Speaker 2: But the thing is you with me, you know when
Speaker 2: you feel I feel awkward sometimes in front of a
Speaker 2: group of people watching trying different poses because it feels
Speaker 2: so obnoxious. But with me, I don't care. Do as
Speaker 2: many as you want, Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I don't know how to pose. That's why I
Speaker 1: need someone giving direction.
Speaker 2: You need to start mewing.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I've heard about mewing, not across mewing.
Speaker 2: No, okay, I'm going to do it. I'm gonna smile
Speaker 2: non mewing and then smile mewing. You tell me if
Speaker 2: you have know the difference. Now I'm going to mew.
Speaker 2: I don't know what your pay attention to my jaw closely,
Speaker 2: non mewing, mewing, I.
Speaker 1: Can't see a difference.
Speaker 4: Oh really, if anything, I thought it was about the
Speaker 4: eyes because the second pose you had these massive eyes
Speaker 4: looking at me, like staring at me with.
Speaker 2: Because everything was clenched because you clench your jaw muscles. Ready,
Speaker 2: I feel like you.
Speaker 4: Can tell when people are doing that shit. They look uncomfortable,
Speaker 4: you know, you can tell that they're not truly at ease.
Speaker 2: Well, mitchell I, I vowed to you. That's the word
Speaker 2: that I will. I will if I'm ever with you,
Speaker 2: I will look after your photos for you. That's my
Speaker 2: promise as a friend.
Speaker 1: Okay, when are we ever together?
Speaker 2: We are also.
Speaker 1: I was so upset.
Speaker 2: The one weekend you get spiked is the one weekend
Speaker 2: when not together. I would have protected you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did I tell you. One of our
Speaker 1: darling idiots messaged me you missed out on this genne.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's very're upsetting.
Speaker 4: There's no fucking proof, but we suspect my drink was spiked. Yes,
Speaker 4: And one of our darling idiots named Nicole messaged me
Speaker 4: and said, Hi, Mitchell, I saw you that night and
Speaker 4: I just knew something was wrong because you weren't well.
Speaker 4: You were fucking munted. And her friend that she was
Speaker 4: with started filming me from distance.
Speaker 1: And then you see in this video.
Speaker 4: Which she set me, how darling Nicole just jumps in
Speaker 4: front of the camera like, no, don't film him, don't
Speaker 4: embarrass me. There's something going on, clearly like she fucking
Speaker 4: saved the day.
Speaker 1: I was like, God, you've got my back. Love her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll show you the video journally.
Speaker 2: It's really funny because she blocks like, and you can
Speaker 2: tell how tanked I am too, by the way, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's absolutely isn't she a legend? She's trying your hardest,
Speaker 2: trying hardest to protect you. I mean you're still in
Speaker 2: the shame she succeeded. Yeah, yeah, you still do see you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very briefly, and I don't look well, no, you
Speaker 1: don't know, don't.
Speaker 4: I'll post that video in the Facebook clear, please do
Speaker 4: it callding Durian idiots if you're not on board, yes.
Speaker 2: In enduring idiots with an E and idiots, shall we
Speaker 2: jump in to.
Speaker 10: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Are you not sold on psychics?
Speaker 1: It depends on the psychic.
Speaker 2: You've been to one? I've never been to one, but yeah,
Speaker 2: you went to the one of the was she at
Speaker 2: the airport? No, that was the massage?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I went to one at Mindle Beach Sunset Market.
Speaker 1: Since one.
Speaker 4: She's the one that told me, very very specifically that
Speaker 4: I was going to work as an entertainer on cruise ships.
Speaker 4: I was going to own property in France, and I
Speaker 4: was going to have two children who weren't white with Sean.
Speaker 1: That's specifically what you told men, really.
Speaker 2: Specific fair enough, Well, I've never been to one. However,
Speaker 2: I have I've got a psychic reading this week with her,
Speaker 2: my friend Brittany, who I host to pick up with
Speaker 2: on my radio show.
Speaker 1: Is she as psychic? Now?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: No, no.
Speaker 2: She went to a psychic in Scotland and apparently two
Speaker 2: minutes into the reading, they were having coffee and he
Speaker 2: sipped his coffee and then he pulled his chair back
Speaker 2: and went, you've got a gay friend that you host
Speaker 2: a radio show with, and Brittany went yes, Google could
Speaker 2: tell you that, and then no, no, and then Brittany
Speaker 2: went yes, and he went he is going to find
Speaker 2: love very soon? Oh he went really, and he went yes,
Speaker 2: And this man is someone already known to him, which
Speaker 2: is finally cotton on to the fact that I want him.
Speaker 2: So that's my point that apparently my next lover is
Speaker 2: already in my life and I already know him. Is
Speaker 2: that exciting?
Speaker 1: You've got like four twinks on the guys there could
Speaker 1: be any of them.
Speaker 2: No, one passed away and the other one's got porosis,
Speaker 2: so we've stopped talking. I I don't know, but to
Speaker 2: me that means a friend. To me, that doesn't mean
Speaker 2: someone that I'm dating.
Speaker 1: Because I'm dating you don't trust the psychic.
Speaker 2: No, that's what I'm worried about it. I just don't
Speaker 2: believe it. And I also don't believe that you can't.
Speaker 2: I don't know the friends to romance pipeline. I've never
Speaker 2: had that experience, Like I only target people romantically and
Speaker 2: then and then caught them and then turned them into
Speaker 2: something I don't. I don't. I don't think I could
Speaker 2: go from friend to relationship. I don't think I have
Speaker 2: that skill to turn it into something More depends.
Speaker 4: On the person and whether you're willing to risk ruining
Speaker 4: the friendship, because if you break up, you can't go
Speaker 4: back to your friend. True, that's very I'm sure some
Speaker 4: people can, but I don't. It sounds easier said than done.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 2: I don't think I could do it.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, It'd be really weird after that.
Speaker 2: But do you think is there anyone in your in
Speaker 2: my life? You think, oh that I can't think.
Speaker 1: Of anyone, give anyone.
Speaker 2: I feel No, I don't know that in my life.
Speaker 2: Apparently I know them. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: And I will say this psychic Britney saw him about
Speaker 2: six months ago and he said, Mitch, your radio co
Speaker 2: host is going to break up with his boyfriend.
Speaker 1: This guy fucking obsessed with you.
Speaker 2: No, I must have strong juju.
Speaker 1: Why do you keep going through to him and hijacking her?
Speaker 2: Fucking reading during britt session, and Britt goes, that's how
Speaker 2: you know it's real because why why would he bring
Speaker 2: you up? There's no reason to bring you up. I'm
Speaker 2: paying him money for a session. Anyway, he said, Mitch's
Speaker 2: going to break up with his boyfriend. There's bad stuff
Speaker 2: happening there, and Mitch will break up.
Speaker 4: It sounds like he has research prior. Because psychics don't
Speaker 4: just blurt out full names.
Speaker 2: I'll go, I'm getting an M. I'm getting an M.
Speaker 2: What's the significant No, he didn't Mitch. He said your
Speaker 2: co host. Actually, the way he got onto me was
Speaker 2: it was really funny. I actually have the audio. Should
Speaker 2: I play it for you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: She recorded it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So Britt sent me this audio. This is six
Speaker 2: months ago, right, but when I was still with my ex.
Speaker 2: This is what he told her. We'd never met him.
Speaker 2: This is the first time she met him. Have a listen,
Speaker 2: and it's funny.
Speaker 1: He's a problems with that attorney and his food and
Speaker 1: I'm drawn.
Speaker 6: To my left food I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't catch a fucking word of that.
Speaker 2: It's got a heavy Irish accent. He's got a problem
Speaker 2: with his ingrown toenails, and I do, I've got two
Speaker 2: ingrown toenails.
Speaker 6: I couldn't understand anything.
Speaker 1: I didn't get a word of that.
Speaker 2: Listen again, and it's funny.
Speaker 1: He's a problems with his attorney and his food and
Speaker 1: I'm drawn to my left food. What did he say?
Speaker 1: Funny problem?
Speaker 4: I caught it that time, as opposed to a tone
Speaker 4: owl and your fucking elo.
Speaker 1: Wow, this guy's we all switched on? You're listening to?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Got something on your mind?
Speaker 3: Hit up at a couple of mitches on Instagram to
Speaker 3: get yourself on the shoe?
Speaker 2: All right, let's chat to a listener, chat to an idiot.
Speaker 2: I think it's only time that we get someone on
Speaker 2: for an is just you of their own something they've noticed,
Speaker 2: they hate or appreciate. It's just like our gym's.
Speaker 4: Mitch's pretty straightforward, and if you want to get on
Speaker 4: the show with your own you can dms a couple
Speaker 4: of mitches or send us a text. Oh four double
Speaker 4: two nine four eight two o two Yeah, why not textus.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're paying for fucking credit on this phone,
Speaker 1: the injine line, so we may well use it.
Speaker 2: You and I have to go to Coles once a
Speaker 2: month with a cigarette counter and go hi, can we
Speaker 2: get some twenty four dollars DODO credit? And it comes
Speaker 2: out on receipt and then we've got to type it
Speaker 2: into our phone. It's a whole thing, now, you know
Speaker 2: how I love to google the town of wherever our
Speaker 2: caller is living in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love to do a quick stalk of where
Speaker 1: they come from. I don't have to today. I'm very
Speaker 1: well versed with the area.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know Dubbo, which is in New South Wales
Speaker 2: where we have Abby Hello, idiot, Abby.
Speaker 4: Hello Hidland from my neck at the wood the Central West, girl,
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 6: I was there last week.
Speaker 1: Oh was that where you were?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: All makes sense now.
Speaker 2: Dubbo's nice. I've been to the Dubbo Zoo. I've done
Speaker 2: a raw and snort.
Speaker 1: I can't just fucking throw around the word nice like
Speaker 1: it's nothing.
Speaker 6: No, you can't just say, oh, I've been to the zoo, Like,
Speaker 6: shut up?
Speaker 2: What else is there? Anna and Jenna other than ship dust?
Speaker 1: Abby?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Sorry, jail, jail.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got a zoo in a prison.
Speaker 1: So just a bunch of people in fucking cages.
Speaker 5: That sounds of it.
Speaker 10: Not a good idea for teenagers who want to look
Speaker 10: for date.
Speaker 2: No, I can only amage.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: You sound like you're breathing very heavier. You're on a
Speaker 2: hot girl walk or something.
Speaker 1: Gardening, walking garden, having the time of your life.
Speaker 2: Gardening's actually serving time in the local prison. Okay, well
Speaker 2: you've got an message. Just you do you abby?
Speaker 7: I do?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well Bradley will count you in and then hit us.
Speaker 2: Yeah is it just me.
Speaker 10: A straightment? Absolutely shitty at phone calls and text I
Speaker 10: wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they're definitely gay. Men are better.
Speaker 10: I had a boyfriend for three months. We broke up
Speaker 10: two weeks ago because he ghosted me. But I've never
Speaker 10: had such a dry texture in my wife.
Speaker 1: We'll give me an example.
Speaker 2: But you just be like sure, yeah, what would you
Speaker 2: say to him? And what would he say.
Speaker 10: About I use punctuation cap lettas fool words, not just
Speaker 10: you know, iron or stop.
Speaker 7: My brother's messages atrocious, it's just Okay's straight man.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, shocking And two days later.
Speaker 10: I've got another point for you. You used to be
Speaker 10: on the phone overnight, right, We were one of those
Speaker 10: stupid couples that would sit on the sign overnight because
Speaker 10: we were long distance through it.
Speaker 1: But what do you mean you just leave the line
Speaker 1: going even when you were sleeping.
Speaker 10: Yeah, speaker on and now others had be muted and
Speaker 10: we'd said it a whole line. Juli had to get
Speaker 10: up to work at six o'clock.
Speaker 1: I love how you say we're one of those couples.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's normal.
Speaker 2: No, you'd hang up when you'd sleep, right, No.
Speaker 10: No, I would literally wake up in the middle of
Speaker 10: the night and I would check and he would still
Speaker 10: be on there and I could hear him snoring.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I would to do that to yourself.
Speaker 10: But anyway, Yeah, so in those phone calls he would
Speaker 10: be even worse that he would just there would just
Speaker 10: be bouts of silence, and I'd be like, have you
Speaker 10: gone to sleep sleeping? No, I'm here, No, I'm here,
Speaker 10: I'm here, I'm playing my Okay, why are you talking to.
Speaker 4: Me if you're not actually in aged in the call?
Speaker 4: I'm kind of with you, but I will also say
Speaker 4: not just straight man. I've dated people like that.
Speaker 1: It was just so boring.
Speaker 10: It's given my experience, it's straight man for me.
Speaker 2: I'm now that I'm in the dating world and I'm
Speaker 2: talking to a couple of people. There are some The
Speaker 2: thing that I've noticed that I think is the biggest
Speaker 2: turn on for me is like mutual attention or mutual interest.
Speaker 2: Like if I'm giving one hundred percent and I'm not
Speaker 2: getting that back, it's such a turn off for me.
Speaker 4: As in, if you ask them how their day is
Speaker 4: and they give a very thorough answer, but then don't
Speaker 4: say what about you?
Speaker 2: They don't ask. It's like, well, now I'm not going
Speaker 2: to fucking ask because I'm genuinely interested, you know, so
Speaker 2: go fuck off. That's me anyway, That's what I tell you.
Speaker 10: And he'd go fine, and I'm like, oh that's good,
Speaker 10: and then he wouldn't ask me back anyway. He ended
Speaker 10: up ghosting me right after I met my dad, So, oh,
Speaker 10: what the.
Speaker 1: Fuck was such a turn off about your father?
Speaker 10: I don't know, but I was there the whole time.
Speaker 10: He shook his hand, talked out work with him, and
Speaker 10: then left. He wanted to have a beer with dad,
Speaker 10: but Dad had to go early. I don't know what happened,
Speaker 10: but that was the last night I saw or heard
Speaker 10: from him.
Speaker 2: Oh you poor thing. Well, it sounds like you're dodgeable with.
Speaker 10: Very unlucky this year from Ship's Creek. It's just a
Speaker 10: long string of very bad luck.
Speaker 2: Have you had a couple of breakups this year?
Speaker 3: Two?
Speaker 2: Two breakups?
Speaker 4: But hey, you'll know what you will and won't put
Speaker 4: up with next time. If someone's a shitty text that
Speaker 4: that's the red flag instantly.
Speaker 2: Also, have some time to yourself. That's what I'm just
Speaker 2: trying to enjoy my single time like it's fun in
Speaker 2: bracet Abby.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I've decided to not look for someone, not actively
Speaker 10: look for someone until next year, you know what, And
Speaker 10: that is.
Speaker 2: When you'll find someone, is what I've Everyone keeps saying,
Speaker 2: you'll find someone when you least expect it, when you're
Speaker 2: not looking.
Speaker 4: Yes, you know, when you're just sort of open to it,
Speaker 4: maybe not even actively looking, but you just sort of
Speaker 4: put it out there.
Speaker 1: Yet I'm open to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, you're fine. Oh god, well, I hope you
Speaker 2: find him alive.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 10: You guys are so nice.
Speaker 1: Oh well, wait.
Speaker 2: Till we hang up I mean you listen back to
Speaker 2: the episode. That's when the real truth comes out. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm hit up price keeper, Jenna. We'll give you a
Speaker 2: we'll give you a little treat for coming up. Oh
Speaker 2: you're welcome, Thank you, Abby, thank you, thanks blessed. Her
Speaker 2: kind of just use that as free therapy, didn't she?
Speaker 1: Oh, well, I don't know if it's that great. You
Speaker 1: can't rely on us as therapists.
Speaker 2: No, got no, No, we're both in therapy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have been in it for like fifteen years.
Speaker 2: Oh, you need a new one.
Speaker 1: Now, Mitch.
Speaker 4: There is one thing in particular that a lot of
Speaker 4: people have been requesting from me recently.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 1: Well, why don't you guess.
Speaker 4: If you have to get to what's the number one
Speaker 4: request I've been getting from listeners of ours recently?
Speaker 2: Is it nudes because you're looking at Is it the haircare?
Speaker 5: Drop?
Speaker 2: The haircare routine? King?
Speaker 1: Even more than that, I get a lot of those
Speaker 1: skin can drop the skin care.
Speaker 2: You're kidding?
Speaker 1: No, what is it?
Speaker 4: The number one request I've been getting is you should
Speaker 4: do a podcast with your friend Oscar?
Speaker 1: When are you an Oscar doing a podcast? When's it happening?
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah comments, fucking people sending in Q and
Speaker 1: as and stuff. It's from every angle.
Speaker 4: I've been getting a lot of people saying, do a
Speaker 4: podcast with Oscar Oscars.
Speaker 2: Love that we love Osk. Oscar's a friend of all
Speaker 2: of ours, his friends, he's.
Speaker 1: Been on this podcast before, he has, and he's also featured.
Speaker 2: In a lot of your content on your instagt.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4: And it was after we did the Logan's Red Carpet
Speaker 4: commentary together that people were like, you, donate a podcast
Speaker 4: and it's been relentless, but we've all seen what happens
Speaker 4: when I take on more than one podcast at a time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you've got a podcast co host that you're
Speaker 2: more than happy with than your your monogamous.
Speaker 1: Okay pretty much?
Speaker 4: Yes, And so I thought, well, instead of starting a
Speaker 4: whole new fucking podcast and having two separate podcasts.
Speaker 1: Why don't we just integrate him into the.
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Family?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 1: And you were totally on board.
Speaker 2: I was on board. We are dabbling in ethical non
Speaker 2: monogamy here on is it just me?
Speaker 1: We got this, so watch you back, Jenna. We've got
Speaker 1: a fourth wheel in many ways.
Speaker 4: We sure do So today, for the very first time,
Speaker 4: let's cross to our brand new roving reporter Oscar.
Speaker 2: Oscar, Well, fly Bhi.
Speaker 5: Balance, How are we?
Speaker 1: Oh, we're good.
Speaker 4: So we're just going to be getting Oscar to be
Speaker 4: out and about doing random ship. If anyone has any
Speaker 4: ideas about where we should send Oscar, what missions we
Speaker 4: should give him, please send it through.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, if there's something happening in the culture, or people
Speaker 2: are talking about a certain event or a moment or
Speaker 2: a thing, we will get roving Reporter Oscar out on
Speaker 2: the streets of Australia to investigate. Would you would you
Speaker 2: say investigates the right word Oscar.
Speaker 3: Ah, Look, I'd say investigate, I'd say dabble.
Speaker 5: I'd say have a fucking look.
Speaker 3: As far as I'm like, you know, there's nothing wrong
Speaker 3: with sending good old chalking out to the streets.
Speaker 5: That could be like the next Billy Eisler.
Speaker 2: I think he met Billy Eyken out Billy on that
Speaker 2: or Billie Eilish. Now you're right, did you mean Billy
Speaker 2: Eilish or Billy.
Speaker 3: Who fucking knows? Sometimes shit comes out of my mouth
Speaker 3: and then I think of it.
Speaker 2: I've seen you at ARC I know I will say
Speaker 2: Mitch that we probably should explain where he is because
Speaker 2: it sounds like he's at a spaceship. Yeah, it sounds
Speaker 2: and the buzzing and the hooping going in the back.
Speaker 4: He's on his first mission right now and I can
Speaker 4: hear the background noise. Do you want to tell everyone
Speaker 4: where you are chalking?
Speaker 12: So I'm currently at McDonald's on George Street because I've
Speaker 12: heard I've heard that they've now launched Milo Mcfluurriy's and
Speaker 12: between us girls and Jenna, I completely forgot that at
Speaker 12: school holidays.
Speaker 5: So if you can see behind me, the McDonald's is packed.
Speaker 1: Don't feel children about their consents?
Speaker 2: Shit, don't get as fine. We don't have working with children.
Speaker 2: We don't have the budget.
Speaker 3: I'm were to investigate and answer the age old Questionana,
Speaker 3: does the Milo mcflurry live up to standards?
Speaker 4: It's not even a old as we record today it's
Speaker 4: literally the day that they've released the Milon mcfluurry at
Speaker 4: McDonald's and.
Speaker 1: So Oscar's going to be the first to fucking try it.
Speaker 5: So have you ordered it?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No I haven't. Actually I'm currently in q OK.
Speaker 2: The age is, in fact the worst thing he could
Speaker 2: have said it's brand new today.
Speaker 3: Well, do you know what it's age old to me?
Speaker 3: Because here's a hot secret. I've actually never had mylo ever.
Speaker 3: I've never had mylo I never grew up with it.
Speaker 3: The family never gave it to me. I grew up
Speaker 3: with sour kraut.
Speaker 1: Okay, Like on, like, do you know what's actually good
Speaker 1: for our reporter?
Speaker 4: Because he won't be by it, he's going to be
Speaker 4: impartially he's never had mylot.
Speaker 2: Paint a picture. What's going on? Is this other star? Frantic?
Speaker 2: Is everyone? Do other people have my life?
Speaker 1: Lu rush?
Speaker 3: So it's currently lunch rush. The crowds lining up for
Speaker 3: their food is enormous. I feel like I'm a fucking
Speaker 3: easter show, do you know what? And like the Easter show,
Speaker 3: they're all behaving like animals, so it's a full thing.
Speaker 5: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: I will say for the internationals listening if you don't
Speaker 4: know what Milo is, it's a fucking Australian treasure. It's
Speaker 4: like a chocolate mult how to drink and so you
Speaker 4: mix it with milk and they do have a recommended
Speaker 4: serving on the jar that says like two table spins
Speaker 4: of miloa the rest of the cup's milk. Fat Little
Speaker 4: Mitchell would just reverse that ratio. I'd go a fuckload
Speaker 4: of Milo and a little trickle of milk. I solely
Speaker 4: blame myloa for my childhood ob sitting. I'm not even
Speaker 4: fucking with you.
Speaker 1: It's too addictive. I can't have it in the home
Speaker 1: these days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know when you have too much Milo in
Speaker 2: the drink and it kind of coagulates in your throat
Speaker 2: and it gets a bit dry and almost choke and dye.
Speaker 2: I have asthma Milo induced assid Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you remember the controversy when they got rid of
Speaker 4: the M and M and oreo mcflurry and replaced it
Speaker 4: with fucking bubblegum caramel crunch and strawberry crumble and stew
Speaker 4: double chok. I remember because I worked at McDonald's at
Speaker 4: the time and I had to deal with the abuse.
Speaker 4: The absolute onslaught of where the fuck are the eminem mcflurries?
Speaker 4: And I was like, they've changed them all?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Well, I've googled it. It's just creamy
Speaker 2: vanilla soft serve topped with delicious malt flavored Milo powder
Speaker 2: available for a very limited top.
Speaker 5: Is that it.
Speaker 4: They didn't even have like chocolate fucking bit in there
Speaker 4: or something. It's just Milo and ice cream.
Speaker 6: So anyone could do it. Just go and buy a
Speaker 6: soft serve. What's Milo in it?
Speaker 4: Everyone has been doing it since the dawn of time.
Speaker 4: Everyone knows how to make a Milo m Florida.
Speaker 5: I'm ordering, I'm ordering. Hi, Can I grab the Milo
Speaker 5: mcflurry clothes? Yeah? Just the one four dollars?
Speaker 3: Is that it?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: I've seen a rubic reporter gets so close to the
Speaker 4: camera from a low angle.
Speaker 2: No, it's not flattering out all oscar all right.
Speaker 3: Now we're order one fifty seven and they've just yelled
Speaker 3: out one thirty. Oh oh my god?
Speaker 1: Did I ever tell you?
Speaker 4: By the way, I couldn't talk about this at the
Speaker 4: time because I was I was under exclusivity with KFC.
Speaker 2: Right, all right, calm down, big notes tickets on himself.
Speaker 4: I couldn't talk about this at the time, but I
Speaker 4: hosted a corporate event for McDonald yes, and I couldn't
Speaker 4: believe how blase they were about their product creation process.
Speaker 4: It's literally just some woman who during lockdown was in
Speaker 4: her own kitchen just ordering things off Uber eats and
Speaker 4: fucking around, and then she invented the Tim Tam mcfluury
Speaker 4: in her own kitchen and they launched it nationally.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: And she was so blase. She looked like a I
Speaker 1: don't know a ruth or something.
Speaker 4: I can't remember her name, but she's just like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I invented that mcflurry in the kitchen and it had
Speaker 4: to go through several rounds of approval because Arnot's.
Speaker 1: Had to approve it like the first drive.
Speaker 2: So back to the kitchen, she went, Wow, I love
Speaker 2: that she's making out like she's a chef. When she
Speaker 2: crushed up a fucking Tim Tan.
Speaker 4: She literally ordered Timtans on Uber eats, bashed the fuck
Speaker 4: out of them, ordered some Plaine mcfluurries on Uber eats,
Speaker 4: and then chucked them together and went, that's nice.
Speaker 1: I launched that nationally.
Speaker 2: Right, And she worked at McDonald's already.
Speaker 1: Or she was like their product developer or something.
Speaker 2: She's a bigger is basically, oh, that's incredible, And for
Speaker 2: someone who's a big dog at maker, she was so
Speaker 2: blase about it.
Speaker 1: I was like, can you invent mcfluurry through a living.
Speaker 2: What a job? I'm going real life, Willie wonk hang On.
Speaker 5: I've seen her put some dust on a mcfluurry.
Speaker 1: Some dust.
Speaker 2: This could be our milw up here we go here,
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: All right now, let's let's I'm gonna have to elbow
Speaker 3: the crowds to find a spot.
Speaker 2: Maybe outside or we're ever safest fuck going outside?
Speaker 3: Sorry, Mitchell true, don't pick fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 5: I need to I need to sit down on the inside.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not an animal, Yeah, all right, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: there's some spots upstairs or upstairs.
Speaker 2: Have you been to George Street making you're only really
Speaker 2: fucking blind.
Speaker 1: I never been during.
Speaker 5: All right, girls, So we're here, and I'll just show you.
Speaker 3: It looks like a tiny mcflurry that I swear to God,
Speaker 3: I bet you it's just gonna taste like the dirt
Speaker 3: from me Nana's garden.
Speaker 1: They have not even slightly mixed it. That's so much.
Speaker 1: So this is what I'm dealing with, al right, God,
Speaker 1: it's not anything.
Speaker 2: Like the ad No, and they could have chuck some
Speaker 2: maltese is in there, or some chocolate sauce to add
Speaker 2: chocolate chunks, or something like brownie bits.
Speaker 5: Bear with me.
Speaker 3: I've never had I've never had a milo, so this
Speaker 3: is a first for everyone. Now upon first impression, girls,
Speaker 3: it looks like dog shit. So so what I'm going
Speaker 3: to do is I can't inhale granite.
Speaker 2: No, it gave Jess, so be very careful.
Speaker 5: I feel sick.
Speaker 2: All I just go and you've got to take the
Speaker 2: first by the big taste, the big moment, Oscar. This
Speaker 2: is it that mylon McCurry. It's this is launch day,
Speaker 2: by the way, ladies and gentlemen, here go.
Speaker 8: All right, first drop up. It's in the mouth, called me,
Speaker 8: fucking throat.
Speaker 1: Jesus.
Speaker 2: Oh no, he's very powder is get us bright? Wash
Speaker 2: it down?
Speaker 5: Oh Jesus Christ. Fuck that?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So oh no, what.
Speaker 3: So there is not enough ice cream to warrant that
Speaker 3: amount of bullshit powder because it is now.
Speaker 2: Stuck on the Okay, it's not that bad, Oscar.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's stuck on the back of my throat,
Speaker 3: which is not uncommon for me.
Speaker 1: You know, it's got to be wet. If it's dry
Speaker 1: and goes down your throat, it gets clogged.
Speaker 5: Said okay, I'll try again.
Speaker 3: Hang on.
Speaker 5: So first test gave me a visceral reaction.
Speaker 2: Give it a mix, Oscar, get a bit of the bottom.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's gross.
Speaker 1: The mixing machine at Magets remember that.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: It used to clip into the square spoon and it
Speaker 2: would it would absolutely flurry it.
Speaker 4: They got rid of that at the same time they
Speaker 4: got rid of the minem and area cost cutting.
Speaker 2: Oh it doesn't look appetized. What's the texture, Oscar? Is
Speaker 2: it gritty and grainy?
Speaker 3: Okay, it feels like the texture of mudge, you know,
Speaker 3: like you know how with mud like it looks all
Speaker 3: creamy and smooth and.
Speaker 1: You could use it to exfoliate too. Uh huh.
Speaker 2: I'm not liking it, like a frank body scrub. There's
Speaker 2: the official review of the Malo mcflurry. I think, Mitch,
Speaker 2: it's a problem because Oscar isn't a Milo fan.
Speaker 4: So that's what we've got to do next is getting
Speaker 4: to take the fucking Milo how it should be, and
Speaker 4: as a Milo aficionado, I'll make it how I used
Speaker 4: to have it when I yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 5: No, I'm willing to try that.
Speaker 3: But I'm going to say the new limited edition McDonald's
Speaker 3: mcflurry with bullshit Milo. Thank God, it's limited edition, because
Speaker 3: that's disgusting.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ok, in the official Choking review, how many chicks? How
Speaker 2: many chickens out of five?
Speaker 5: Minus two? Wow?
Speaker 2: Minus two chickens.
Speaker 5: I'm not vibing that at all.
Speaker 2: All right, are you going to finish it?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: I thought about it because I went. You know, I've
Speaker 3: spent a good crap. But now I've had two bites
Speaker 3: and either one I've enjoyed.
Speaker 2: Got it. Thanks great to have you on for your
Speaker 2: debut performance roving reporter Oscar. Thank you for your service
Speaker 2: to the show.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much for having me, my darlings. Well,
Speaker 5: there you go.
Speaker 2: I think I'll still try it were you.
Speaker 1: It just sounds like you can make it yourself.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm still really curious.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And the fact that it comes in a little cup
Speaker 2: you get in a car. I'm down.
Speaker 1: Let me know what you think. Yeah, Okay, it's going again.
Speaker 2: No more Oscar. You'll ship yourself? Is it? Just me?
Speaker 2: Make sure you leave a review on your podcast app.
Speaker 2: If you don't, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: I think we have some housekeeping to do. We have
Speaker 2: a couple of check ins to complete, Mitchell. Last week
Speaker 2: we had many things, actually I called it homework. It
Speaker 2: was a bit of homework that we both had.
Speaker 1: Was actually we were asking our listeners to submit certain things.
Speaker 2: Yes, we were. I mean, there's I've got a shopping
Speaker 2: list in front of me. Yeah, let me just get it.
Speaker 2: It's underneath my meditation journal.
Speaker 1: More homework than me, I know.
Speaker 2: And when you impressed, I send you a voice message
Speaker 2: this morning the day off, and I was like, I remember,
Speaker 2: I have homework.
Speaker 5: What was it again?
Speaker 1: So you've been frantically preparing.
Speaker 2: No, I was prepared, but I just wanted to make
Speaker 2: sure I got it all right.
Speaker 4: Because one of the things that we're going to be
Speaker 4: following up on right now is your mission to learn
Speaker 4: a song off my heart, because you reckon that you've
Speaker 4: just got lyric deafness. Yes, I hear it sounds, you
Speaker 4: can hear the tune, but you cannot remember a single
Speaker 4: fucking word to save your life.
Speaker 2: I hear lyrics, but I hear it as an instrument.
Speaker 2: I actually think in ten years they'll study it and
Speaker 2: it will be some sort of superpower. But at the
Speaker 2: moment for me, it's debilitating. I also, Jenny, you missed it,
Speaker 2: but I think it's so attractive when You're at a
Speaker 2: club and someone's favorite song comes on and they just
Speaker 2: know all the words. I'm like, that's so beautiful, and
Speaker 2: pay attention to that. Yeah, because that means they'll pay
Speaker 2: attention to me when I speak.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's funny. You can't offer the same
Speaker 1: in return.
Speaker 2: Oh god, damn no, No, listen to a word you've
Speaker 2: said in five years? All did that last? Because that's
Speaker 2: sort of a performance.
Speaker 1: We'll come back to that. What else you need to
Speaker 1: follow up on?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: When it's follow up on your lost items, Mitchell, because
Speaker 2: Mitch and announced that he got with that, Ding'm sorry
Speaker 2: I lost his glasses.
Speaker 1: No good news there, glass is still lost.
Speaker 5: Fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you sure they're not in Nick's apartment?
Speaker 4: I'm completely sure. I was pinning all of my hopes
Speaker 4: on him just having a ship look for them, and
Speaker 4: I was hoping that one day he'd just.
Speaker 1: Say, Oh, actually they've turned up.
Speaker 4: Here they are, And then I thought, I'm gonna go
Speaker 4: have a look with my own eyes so that I
Speaker 4: can verify that they're nowhere to be seen.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Contacted the building manager, contacted the fucking Surry Hills police. Nothing,
Speaker 4: there's no sign of it.
Speaker 2: So you're so annoying. Imagine being a building manager and
Speaker 2: getting an email going, oh, I've lost my glady like
Speaker 2: shut out.
Speaker 1: I called him.
Speaker 2: What did he say, Hi, Copper, what's happened? You blocked
Speaker 2: into your kapack?
Speaker 4: Well he did the same thing that my apartment complex. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I said, have any glasses turned up in Lost and found?
Speaker 1: And he'd go, yes, yes, actually I've got a few.
Speaker 2: I've got these ray bands, I said, not sunglasses, glasses, glassers.
Speaker 1: He got my hope stuck.
Speaker 2: You should have just said, yeah, put them on your
Speaker 2: back dashback. Ray bands aren't cheap. So you wanted some
Speaker 2: stories of other people that had lost things and then
Speaker 2: found them to give you some hope.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm like about to give up, and not one
Speaker 4: hundred percent there yet. I'm ninety percent about to give
Speaker 4: up ten percent left of hope before I completely fucking
Speaker 4: give up and probably displurge on a new pair to
Speaker 4: be honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but don the ones you're wearing. They're nice, but
Speaker 2: they don't scream new.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: These are my understudy pair because they were doing a deal,
Speaker 4: and you're right, they don't look like new glasses.
Speaker 1: Jan did you notice that these were different no, I
Speaker 1: did there.
Speaker 2: They're gorgeous, but they're just they just don't have a
Speaker 2: new twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: They're fine, you know, but I prefer the other ones. Anyway.
Speaker 1: We've got a few people right in.
Speaker 4: Donna said that her Nan lost her engagement ring in
Speaker 4: the paddocks on the farm and then her cousin found it.
Speaker 1: Over twenty five years later in the fucking paddock.
Speaker 4: Oh that's so good, which also gives me hope that
Speaker 4: one of these days I'm going to find the fucking
Speaker 4: step counter that came in the fruit loops box that
Speaker 4: I also lost on the family farm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I one of those two, the pedometer,
Speaker 2: that's it. So where was it in the farm?
Speaker 1: Did she know it's in the same paddic that she
Speaker 1: lost it?
Speaker 4: And then I'm assuming this paddog they would have plowed
Speaker 4: several times, dug up the dirt, and then one day
Speaker 4: it just fucking resurfing.
Speaker 2: Oh what a beautiful story.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I've got twenty five years in me, though, I'm not
Speaker 4: going to sit around using shit glasses waiting twenty five years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, by then you'd have Lasik surgery to fixture or something.
Speaker 1: I need them anymore now this next time, This is
Speaker 1: what I'm hoping happens.
Speaker 4: One day, Emma said, I lost my phone for eighteen months,
Speaker 4: and then one day I was mopping behind a cupboard
Speaker 4: and it fell off a skirting board and landed on
Speaker 4: the floor. Oh but everyone seen suggesting that you probably
Speaker 4: put it on top of a cupbo and you probably
Speaker 4: put it somewhere for safekeeping. I've looked literally everywhere, I
Speaker 4: promise you. When I say everywhere, I mean fucking everywhere,
Speaker 4: even places that aren't logical at all.
Speaker 1: Where have you looked?
Speaker 4: Oh, like places that they couldn't possibly be Like, I've
Speaker 4: been going through my suitcases that I haven't used for
Speaker 4: three years, right because also this was the night of
Speaker 4: the spiking. I don't remember coming home. I could put
Speaker 4: them anywhere when I got home. So I've been looking
Speaker 4: at all these places that munt Mitchell could have possibly
Speaker 4: thought was a good place to keep it.
Speaker 2: What if the spiker didn't want to actually like touch you.
Speaker 1: That's what I said last week. They were jealous of
Speaker 1: my new frames.
Speaker 2: New frame. Yeah, be gota to the bar and see
Speaker 2: if anyone in the bar is wearing them.
Speaker 1: I know, right, I'll keep an eye out. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: already contacted them. They don't have it. There's no losson found.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fuck, this is what I mean when I'm ready to
Speaker 1: give up because I've looked everywhere.
Speaker 2: Any other stories. These are giving me hope and I
Speaker 2: don't have anything lost. Well are my marbles?
Speaker 4: This one doesn't give me anyhow. Pete said, I hid
Speaker 4: my rent money in the toasted Sandwich Press when I
Speaker 4: lived in a sharehouse. Someone made a sandwich and shrunk
Speaker 4: a fortnight's worth of rent because all the notes melted.
Speaker 1: I know, like, that's on you, Pete Surry.
Speaker 2: Stupid for putting it in the sandwich Press.
Speaker 1: That there's a lot of unhelpful comments.
Speaker 4: Actually, fucking Sam says, look under your driver's seat, Yeah,
Speaker 4: because that's what I was doing when my drink was sparked.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a lot of shit under my driver's seat.
Speaker 1: I found a prescription there that I hadn't been I
Speaker 1: literally used my car once a week to come to
Speaker 1: this studio.
Speaker 2: Right, it's not there.
Speaker 1: And then Jenny said, are they on top of your head? Jenny?
Speaker 2: Come on, don't fuck around common sense. Jenny, as if I'd.
Speaker 1: Be that stupid to go all these weeks with them
Speaker 1: on top of my head.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, I think it's I think the glasses are gone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you've lost them.
Speaker 6: I don't think you've lost them. I think someone's stolen them.
Speaker 1: They were jealous, yeah, but how did they get them
Speaker 1: out of my bag? Anyway? What about this one? Peter
Speaker 1: and Marie? When I was a kid, I threw my
Speaker 1: silver baby bangle? What the fuck is that? What's a
Speaker 1: baby bangle?
Speaker 2: A baby Bengals like a piece of silver that you
Speaker 2: get given us a baby, right, I would.
Speaker 1: Trust a baby with a bit of silver.
Speaker 4: Anyway, threw my silver baby bangle out of our cubby house.
Speaker 4: Mum couldn't find it anywhere in amongst the shrubs that
Speaker 4: were underneath the cubby house. Years later, in my twenties,
Speaker 4: I was outside hanging up washing and spotted it hanging
Speaker 4: off the bottom shrub.
Speaker 1: So it's somehow gotten in the ground. And then like
Speaker 1: the shrub's grown. I knew shrub has grown and just
Speaker 1: caught it.
Speaker 6: That's cool.
Speaker 1: So like that's again twenty years or so, maybe turn
Speaker 1: up one day.
Speaker 2: I just think it's been a while. It's been two
Speaker 2: weeks now since the glasses I think so a week
Speaker 2: two weeks. I just think they're gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're probably right.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I was on my hot girl walk this week
Speaker 2: and I ran past pair of glasses on the ground
Speaker 2: and I put them on, put them on a bench.
Speaker 2: When it's last Thursday that I am okay, I fell
Speaker 2: right into that. Other thing on our homework list was
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Mitchell Silly Goose era.
Speaker 1: Ah, yes, from round two, or I should say, yeah.
Speaker 2: Mitch tried to launch his Silly Goose era jenna. It
Speaker 2: didn't launch like a goose, it didn't get very high
Speaker 2: off the ground.
Speaker 4: Because I just felt that I was becoming such a sensible,
Speaker 4: fucking straighty one eighty adult and I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: it used to be such a dickhead and had so
Speaker 4: much fun. And then no one really supported me on
Speaker 4: that era. But last week I said, my therapist has
Speaker 4: prescribed silliness. Our therapist has prescribed playfulness.
Speaker 2: Yes, because apparently I don't know it'll really certain fucking
Speaker 2: DOPA means or whatever. Yeah, it made you feel good.
Speaker 1: You basically just said go and fucking carry on. And
Speaker 1: then we asked for dars.
Speaker 2: So we did we people to send in dares for
Speaker 2: Mitchell to do. We have so many dares. Some are
Speaker 2: more ridiculous than others. Some you can't do now, some
Speaker 2: you'll have to write down and bank, and you can
Speaker 2: do in your own time for a bit of serotonin.
Speaker 1: I'm not going about myself.
Speaker 2: Isn't that the point?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 4: She said you need to lean on other people in
Speaker 4: your life to bring out your silly side, which kind
Speaker 4: of implies that I'm not alone. Okay, just being a
Speaker 4: menace in public, Rana princess, that's insane behavior. That's going
Speaker 4: to improved Rana princesses. Calling a friend that you know
Speaker 4: very well but mispronouncing their name until they correct you.
Speaker 1: That's very my humor.
Speaker 2: It's very you.
Speaker 1: So just calling a friend, Okay, I'm writing these down.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that is you.
Speaker 2: Calling six a job. He doesn't jobs, he doesn't have.
Speaker 2: You've done that before, hang on, hang on.
Speaker 4: There's a difference between the dares and the pranks. I
Speaker 4: don't want to prank anyone. Oh well, making a fool
Speaker 4: of myself, not others.
Speaker 2: There's a very very final line. Yeah, okay, we have
Speaker 2: this one from x m oh fuck me, x h
Speaker 2: n MBX, change your name, do yoga, poses or pilates
Speaker 2: in the supermarket aisle carrying your heavy basket.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that sounds so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: That's ad.
Speaker 4: Is that something I do with others because I can't
Speaker 4: decide it by myself. Again, people will think I need
Speaker 4: to be institutionalized.
Speaker 2: I think you do that on your own. She also
Speaker 2: the same XHn XBX said slap your leg when you
Speaker 2: laugh and say haha, nice one every time jury speaks.
Speaker 1: Well, I can't do it. Now you're expecting it.
Speaker 2: I am expecting it, and it can work. Not okay,
Speaker 2: I'm going stand in the lake and do the sprinkler dance.
Speaker 6: Stand in the land.
Speaker 1: The nearest lake to me is Sydney Harbor.
Speaker 2: No drive through, Hungry Jackson, ask for a happy meal
Speaker 2: mcnugg's or a mcflurry with an Irish accent.
Speaker 1: No, that's trolling them. That's that's I can't do that.
Speaker 8: One.
Speaker 2: O yell penis in the middle of Wooly, says Kaitlin Loies.
Speaker 1: Grow up, Caitlin, for God's sake.
Speaker 4: I never found that funny, even when I was in
Speaker 4: year eight and that was the age it was kind
Speaker 4: of a thing.
Speaker 2: Jay Schwartze says, We're a ghastly costume and read a book.
Speaker 1: That's funny just at huh.
Speaker 2: Read a book out loud in front of a cafe.
Speaker 2: Oh very different, man, Oh no, that's embarrassic. What's a
Speaker 2: ghastly costume as well?
Speaker 4: So far the mispronouncing the name and then I like that.
Speaker 1: They're my favorite song.
Speaker 2: This is from Holly Hi. Something I did when I
Speaker 2: was in my silly goose era was while I was
Speaker 2: waiting on my firstborn fur baby to get some X
Speaker 2: rays after a fall at the vet. Naturally, I spoke
Speaker 2: to all the cute baby puppies I saw. But in
Speaker 2: doing that, I actually made a beautiful friend who ended
Speaker 2: up giving me some major life advice. So I think
Speaker 2: Mitchell should be vulnerable without meaning to be talk to austranger.
Speaker 1: It's another thing that she mentioned our therapist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you never know who you'll develop a bond with.
Speaker 2: Not so silly, but something I feel Mitchell wouldn't necessarily
Speaker 2: do more of a you react be kind.
Speaker 1: That's true. I probably wouldn't do that.
Speaker 5: Sorry, that's so.
Speaker 1: There's a dog parking in my place. I could just
Speaker 1: wander and be like, morning, June, how are you?
Speaker 2: Oh well, I suggested when I posted on the Instagram
Speaker 2: that you walk up to someone and say who's this
Speaker 2: little kiddie's name? And they've got a dog and they
Speaker 2: go Barnaby and you go, oh gorgeous, Brittany, you have
Speaker 2: a good day.
Speaker 1: Guess their name like you do.
Speaker 2: But they tell you then just get it wrong and yah, yeah,
Speaker 2: nice to meet your Helen. They said Barnaby. That confuse people,
Speaker 2: you know, or that would even be funny with a baby.
Speaker 2: What's this one's name? Baby Braxton?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I love Trent all right, beautiful name, Trent. Have a
Speaker 2: good day, Mitchell. What if you called a dentist and
Speaker 2: asked how much for an eyebrow threading? Like you just
Speaker 2: called a business.
Speaker 1: That's giving a bit prank called I don't know, but
Speaker 1: you call.
Speaker 2: A business not that it's not prank. You call a
Speaker 2: business who specifically offers one thing, like a mechanic, and
Speaker 2: ask them how much for a baker's dozen of croissansa.
Speaker 1: Well like called Jim's mowing, and say I need a
Speaker 1: wedding cake exactly?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that so stupid? Call a hairdresser and go,
Speaker 2: what's do you have a size thirteen?
Speaker 3: In?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: The adadasamba these are good? Look we're getting our in
Speaker 2: a silly out. Yeah, I'm holding a giant fluffy cock. Guys,
Speaker 2: so I'm feeling very sill.
Speaker 1: I've made note of my favorite sofa.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, good? Why do you bleach your hair?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: No way, what about a physical appearance change? Because it's
Speaker 2: you're kind of due for one.
Speaker 1: I think you, excuse me, kind of dup one. I
Speaker 1: just got your glasses. I'm trying my best.
Speaker 2: I saw how that worked out for you. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I mean you've had the same physical you know you're hot. True? Actually,
Speaker 2: oh my god, no, like your fear.
Speaker 1: So stream of consciousness is really alarming today.
Speaker 2: Are your pubes jet black?
Speaker 1: I don't know what is wrong with you today? You've
Speaker 1: gone a bit manic.
Speaker 2: You said, I don't know. I don't believe you. I
Speaker 2: don't believe that you don't know.
Speaker 4: Well, they're not jet black because I'm not Asian. Isn't
Speaker 4: that a fact that only Asian people have jet black hair?
Speaker 4: Everyone else is just really really fact.
Speaker 2: It's not the Oxford Britannica.
Speaker 4: Actually, no, you're right, it probably isn't a fact. But
Speaker 4: I remember some and telling me, very matter of factly
Speaker 4: that no Caucasian people have black hair. It's just really
Speaker 4: really dark brown.
Speaker 2: I think my pubes are black.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're not, just really dark brown.
Speaker 2: Let me look look away.
Speaker 1: Can you google if that's true? Because I was just
Speaker 1: told that in like the school yard, and I just
Speaker 1: kind of believed it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to pull one out. Who don't don't why
Speaker 2: I want to say, I'm sure there's one lose.
Speaker 1: Do you mean you want to see? You see them often?
Speaker 2: Surely I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1: I really would prefer it if you don't rip a
Speaker 1: pube out in front of me. That is so can
Speaker 1: you not see how that's off?
Speaker 2: They're so coarse and bumpy? Oh god, okay, so that's brown.
Speaker 7: Asians don't have black hair. No human being actually has
Speaker 7: black hair or even black eyes. This is because you know,
Speaker 7: actual black pigment exists, only a brown pig.
Speaker 1: Oh there you guys. So not even Asian people have
Speaker 1: black hair.
Speaker 2: No, isn't that interesting. I've always wondered that if you
Speaker 2: bleach your head, then you have to follow with the
Speaker 2: bleaching of the pubes, because.
Speaker 1: It looks really weird. Not necessarily.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I think I've had a manic snap.
Speaker 10: You have.
Speaker 1: I think it's happened for my performance? Do you want
Speaker 1: to yeah? Do you want to channel that manic energy
Speaker 1: into your performance?
Speaker 2: Are you happy with your silly goose stairs?
Speaker 1: I've got a few to work with, okay.
Speaker 2: Are you sure you don't want to do any sort
Speaker 2: of I'm just checking off the shopping if that's what
Speaker 2: the ding is. Are you sure you don't want to
Speaker 2: do it any now?
Speaker 1: Who's out?
Speaker 2: What can you do out there?
Speaker 1: I don't we have a good time for it?
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We're running out of time?
Speaker 2: We Are you sure you don't want to be silly?
Speaker 1: Not today? I've got Why don't you just go?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I did that, Jenny?
Speaker 1: You do it because I'm so not on?
Speaker 2: Come on, it's silly?
Speaker 3: Do it?
Speaker 1: Do it a lot more time? You look a bit hearted?
Speaker 1: Your tongues dies?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: That's the water?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 1: Nights one?
Speaker 5: Come on?
Speaker 2: Why does it have to be that, Mitchell? There's resistance?
Speaker 2: So how a therapist would want you to the family?
Speaker 1: Don't I'm going to do a better flatter tongue than you.
Speaker 1: Six silly.
Speaker 2: I can hear the serotonin run through his cerebral cortex.
Speaker 2: I don't know that is cerebral That.
Speaker 1: Was the dumbest shit ever. Alright, are you ready to how?
Speaker 1: That should be the episode title? How do you spell?
Speaker 2: I think it's a b L e h b l
Speaker 2: e h b l e h yeah, Blair Blair?
Speaker 1: All right, anyway, do you want to do your song?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is it again?
Speaker 2: You should be telling me I'm only doing the sweet Escape. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm only doing.
Speaker 4: It to prove to yourself that you can memorize lyrics, because,
Speaker 4: for whatever reason, out of all the self improvement you
Speaker 4: could be focusing on, this is what you decided to
Speaker 4: fucking focus. I am put, in spite the obvious floor
Speaker 4: that I'm saying before me, this is what you wanted
Speaker 4: to improve.
Speaker 5: Shut up.
Speaker 2: I'm doing many, many, many self help exercises, oh my god,
Speaker 2: many self help exercises, and this is just one.
Speaker 1: Of Okay, so you're not allowed to look at lyrics?
Speaker 1: Can you double check?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 1: Can you get out of that?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 2: Did you just call me?
Speaker 8: Mate?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That mate like your a fucking security guard at Westfield
Speaker 2: grow up?
Speaker 1: So he's got nothing on his phone? Nothing, Relax? All right?
Speaker 1: Are we ready? Yeah? Are you ready? That's more important.
Speaker 2: Make sure the volumes aren't Hold on, hold on, I'm
Speaker 2: so nervous.
Speaker 1: You need me to kill you in when it starts thing, it.
Speaker 2: Goes hold what home home? Oh they're doing I don't
Speaker 2: need to do that. Yeah, that's my backup singer. If
Speaker 2: and then you're oh my god, my heart is racing. Ready,
Speaker 2: if I could escape, I would have let me say
Speaker 2: I must apologize for acting streak and treating it this
Speaker 2: way because I've been.
Speaker 1: Acting like sour milk ot on the borrot. You thought
Speaker 1: I didn't shut the refrigerator. Maybe that's the reason I've
Speaker 1: been acting cold. We get in and being my own.
Speaker 2: Behind your favorite girl forever.
Speaker 1: You're actually just cheating yourself. Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: You're the one that had this ridiculous goal you wanted
Speaker 1: to achieve.
Speaker 2: My friend, and can I just say if you go
Speaker 2: watch that. It's in front of Jenna and she goes.
Speaker 1: Nah, no, fue for fuck sake, I have to do
Speaker 1: everything around here, don't ready?
Speaker 2: Here we go, my screeen escape. I've been acting crazy
Speaker 2: baby girl, and I said, you're world forever, you and
Speaker 2: me together. I tell your boy I couldn't not be sweet,
Speaker 2: sweet escape, sweet escape.
Speaker 1: Turn it off now.
Speaker 4: So essentially we didn't get anywhere, no dares, no glasses,
Speaker 4: no song off by heart.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for wasting your time everyone.
Speaker 2: Oh and you know what's really sad, not for lack
Speaker 2: of trying. I'm true how excited you were when you
Speaker 2: thought I got it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Last time, I fucking have your back.
Speaker 2: Oh no, come on, friends till the end.
Speaker 1: How could you try and pull the wool over my
Speaker 1: clip like so?
Speaker 2: And I actually could. I actually felt so many pilative
Speaker 2: because I worked, because it worked. And then I thought
Speaker 2: to myself, Fuck, am I gonna have to say.
Speaker 5: That I had?
Speaker 4: I thought, why cheat yourself? I don't give a flying
Speaker 4: fuck if you know the song or not.
Speaker 5: It was you.
Speaker 1: I wanted to achieve it.
Speaker 2: It's my birthday.
Speaker 1: And I was like, look at him, he'd put his
Speaker 1: mind if nothing and achieved it.
Speaker 2: Well, is there one song we all know that we could?
Speaker 2: The idiots love karaoke? Come on, what's one more song?
Speaker 2: Let's give the idiots what they want on my birthday?
Speaker 2: What's the song we all know? Abba?
Speaker 1: Well? I do literally know every single word to win.
Speaker 1: But that's not really a party song?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 2: It's fine?
Speaker 1: Last time we played this song on the show, you
Speaker 1: started fucking crying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then I took all in the divorce that
Speaker 2: I had, so I'm happy when I takes it up loser.
Speaker 1: The standing talk standing small? You were closed?
Speaker 2: Should we try it? It's a four fucking minutes, so you.
Speaker 1: Really don't have to.
Speaker 2: Let's try.
Speaker 1: You don't even know it.
Speaker 2: Mitch can do the heavy liftings. Come on, Mitch, you
Speaker 2: know how much this?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 2: Last song? This is Aida d Bris?
Speaker 1: It actually isn't. We haven't gotten there yet. What's Ada Dbris?
Speaker 2: I don't know you're talking about? Hi? Come on, Jenna,
Speaker 2: what's the first one? Remind me?
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 5: We went on through.
Speaker 2: Anything now when it's his story? Come on, Jenna.
Speaker 1: I played all my cards and that's what you've done
Speaker 1: to me. Nothing more to say, enomories.
Speaker 2: To play.
Speaker 5: Will up.
Speaker 2: A sounding small?
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 13: He signed by that's why you're Jnase, that's why you're
Speaker 13: Denise I.
Speaker 1: That's what you just said. I think can that be?
Speaker 1: Love would be long?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 1: I fucked.
Speaker 2: Lost in confidence?
Speaker 1: No very close.
Speaker 2: I can light up Bill me Yes, thinks wrong, but
Speaker 2: I want to blue God, she's gorgeous, Bay not this
Speaker 2: butt ready Jetta.
Speaker 1: All the dies.
Speaker 9: And that's cold his eyes and so you wait, that
Speaker 9: is an It takes up.
Speaker 1: A loser starting not whichel, it's nimp.
Speaker 9: It's what should I complain?
Speaker 1: Tell me? Does she fast that I used to keep
Speaker 1: about you?
Speaker 2: Oh my?
Speaker 1: Does it fun to say?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Is shod? But you know what, silly girls?
Speaker 1: Silly true? That's true. That was silly.
Speaker 2: We all feel good.
Speaker 1: After that, that's true.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 4: I'd love to demonstrate that I know all the words,
Speaker 4: but it's a four fucking minutes long. We don't have
Speaker 4: time for that.
Speaker 2: We're only halfway through. Top comment is she was going
Speaker 2: through her own divorce when she sung that as a
Speaker 2: band member.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow.
Speaker 4: They were both married to different band members, like it
Speaker 4: was a band of four and they were paired off
Speaker 4: in couples, and then they all of a sudden started
Speaker 4: releasing all this fucking breakup music because they were going
Speaker 4: through divorces.
Speaker 2: Don't eat wear your shit, so we do. We're not there,
Speaker 2: fuckt of real brains.
Speaker 1: We've got to get out of here. Thanks, thank you so.
Speaker 2: Much for listening on this birthday episode.
Speaker 1: It's happy birthday.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Guys. Can't wait for the party
Speaker 2: on the weekend. Do you want to bet will Jenna
Speaker 2: turn up?
Speaker 1: I put fucking a thousand on her not turning up.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I'll buy you. I'll make you drink. I'll
Speaker 2: buy you drinks all night at my own house. I'll
Speaker 2: make you drinks all at your own house.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But you don't have to bring anything. If you turn up,
Speaker 2: don't bring a thing because I will shout you all night.
Speaker 6: Okay, deal, deal, all right, thanksfully.
Speaker 2: See leave us a five star review if you never have.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to the show. We love you as always.
Speaker 1: Same deal. On Spotify, you can do the five star
Speaker 1: rating thing.
Speaker 2: You can and veil. Google podcast is dead.
Speaker 1: I know. Can you believe that? I know a few
Speaker 1: people that use that. I didn't know what was the thing.
Speaker 4: I have no idea how the funk our podcast ended
Speaker 4: up on there because I never submitted.
Speaker 2: It must be auto in the RSS feed or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It must be, but I had to
Speaker 1: manually do it to others. I don't know how Google
Speaker 1: got a hold of it. We're all sorts of fucking
Speaker 1: apps that I never actually signed up.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I get notifications and it's like you've been reviewed.
Speaker 2: On podwatcher yeah, or Stitcher, Yes, Stitcher.
Speaker 1: I don't know how we have anything to do with
Speaker 1: that crap Stitcher.
Speaker 2: All right, well we'll see you in a week. Yeah,
Speaker 2: gotta go, love you to get ye ya bye?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've had to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 4: Welcome to a to D brief. This is our secret
Speaker 4: segment on the end. We pretend the show is done,
Speaker 4: but it is not. We kept talking shit. Although that
Speaker 4: was just so unhinged everything about that.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry and I let blab that secret segment. That
Speaker 2: was really naughty.
Speaker 1: The one time I'm feeling that and nothing he can
Speaker 1: do the heavy lifting. This is what happens.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm a bit manic. I had water and now
Speaker 2: my brain's hydrated water. Yeah, I drunk water for the
Speaker 2: first night.
Speaker 4: How many beverages. There's one bitch need on this side
Speaker 4: of the table. It got me tea, I've got me smoothie,
Speaker 4: and I've got my fucking water.
Speaker 1: Oh good for you. That's all at once.
Speaker 2: You know I have one of those moments. I'm sure
Speaker 2: you're having them where Like you know, we're both in
Speaker 2: our health journey and the benefit of that is happy mind,
Speaker 2: but also losing a bit of weight. I for the
Speaker 2: first time was in the shower and I felt my hips.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I was like, I can feel my hip.
Speaker 2: There's a bone there. There always has been, and I
Speaker 2: didn't realize why to develop that. And I was brushing
Speaker 2: my teeth with no shirt on, and then like I
Speaker 2: caught a glimpse of like my side angle.
Speaker 1: I'm like, look at that.
Speaker 2: Isn't that nice? As little moments?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking.
Speaker 2: But my spanks doesn't spanks anymore?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck me? Did?
Speaker 4: I was wearing those Nancy Against things that our listener
Speaker 4: sent in against.
Speaker 1: Again. His name is it, James? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think it's name the Nancy Against guy that sends him.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah James.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you really must listen.
Speaker 2: Sorry, no, no, he's James. He's James's love. He also
Speaker 2: decends Calvin Kleine stuff to me.
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, I've got nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, James.
Speaker 4: I was wearing the bloody Nancy Against shapewear thing that
Speaker 4: he sent me on stage in fucking Brisbane. And I
Speaker 4: don't know what happened because this has never happened before.
Speaker 4: I've worn these things a million times. But for some
Speaker 4: fucking reason, that night when I was on stage, it
Speaker 4: was like I was wearing a bra.
Speaker 1: I know what it's like, ladies. The fucking straps kept
Speaker 1: falling over my shoulder up there on stage, trying to
Speaker 1: subtlely do this and like pull the strap up, and
Speaker 1: then eventually it just got to the point where I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't ignore this anymore.
Speaker 4: I have to tell everyone that I haven't just got
Speaker 4: this itchy shoulder. Because I was pulling it up underneath
Speaker 4: the shirt, people were like, what is he doing? And
Speaker 4: I just like undid the buttons. I was like, I'm
Speaker 4: wearing shapewear and it's fucking pissed and I just have
Speaker 4: to come.
Speaker 2: Clean funny, yeah, and did you fix it up?
Speaker 5: Not really?
Speaker 4: It kept falling off, but then the following night didn't
Speaker 4: fall off at all. I don't know what I did
Speaker 4: wrong that night. Well, looped up my fucking shoulders, I.
Speaker 2: Guess my My Nancy gans don't have straps. They're just
Speaker 2: like the boddice piece. They just go around the tummy
Speaker 2: and they end at the tits.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But the problem is because that when they do work,
Speaker 2: they kind of like suck in then you've got a
Speaker 2: line under your tits, but then your boobs just fall
Speaker 2: over it, so it kind of makes tits look bigger.
Speaker 1: No, I remember when I wore k Mar shape where
Speaker 1: I had that problem. I was like, this is not
Speaker 1: helpful at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it kind of just reshifts the fat.
Speaker 4: Elsewhere people were saying, you don't need shapewear, Why are
Speaker 4: you wearing that? And I'm like, honestly, it's not even
Speaker 4: about like, oh my god, it makes such a huge difference.
Speaker 4: It's like a wayed anxiety blanket. Yeah, there's something about
Speaker 4: having that.
Speaker 1: Tightness that just kind of calmed me down when I
Speaker 1: was on stage, But then the fucking spaghetti straps kept
Speaker 1: fallen off.
Speaker 2: I went into I was at Universe or the gay
Speaker 2: bar in Sydney the other night and forgot I had
Speaker 2: shape or on pissed, went to the toilet and I
Speaker 2: could not access my penis.
Speaker 1: Wait, what sort of shape? Where have you got the leotard? Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh that's different to what I've got.
Speaker 2: Oh my mine goes right around the crotch.
Speaker 1: Min Is it like a shirt?
Speaker 2: Oh no, mine mine kets stick and balls and everything.
Speaker 4: My Kmart shapewear was like that, and I had to
Speaker 4: cut a hole in it, a dick hole, oh, because.
Speaker 1: It was just so uncomfy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very uncomfortable. I've got skims as well, like
Speaker 2: the Kim Kardashian stuff, and it's very nice. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: my penis is still.
Speaker 1: As Kim Kardashian sent you any free fucking skims?
Speaker 2: Absolutely again, did she? Oh, you're on the books for skims.
Speaker 4: You know what happened on the way here. I spent
Speaker 4: a solid minute driving right alongside the bloody Google street
Speaker 4: View car. Oh my god, I'm rigged up with all
Speaker 4: the camera takes the photos of the street.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I don't know anyone listening to this episode in
Speaker 4: years to come. Please go on Google Maps and check
Speaker 4: out street view on the Waringa Freeway yep, northbound, just
Speaker 4: as you leave the Harbor Tunnel.
Speaker 1: That's where I was.
Speaker 2: Wow, Oh my god. And did you wave? Did you
Speaker 2: smile or did you mew? You jaw?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: I just had a bitch face on to be honest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, it checks out.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: I Jackie oh, acclaimed multimillion dollar radio presenter. I saw
Speaker 2: her in the building yesterday when I arrived, and she
Speaker 2: goes Mitch have to say, well, I drove out of
Speaker 2: the building yesterday and you drove in. I checked you
Speaker 2: out and I thought, who is that guy?
Speaker 5: Look?
Speaker 2: So you're completely different.
Speaker 1: Miraculous how it always comes back to this, no matter
Speaker 1: the conversation. I'm just saying.
Speaker 2: It was I'm talking, you're talking about the car. It's
Speaker 2: actually a very clean segue if you think about it.
Speaker 2: Oh God, Mitch, just scrunch is t You've matched your
Speaker 2: scrunchy to your outfit.
Speaker 1: That was a pure accident, but I was pretty.
Speaker 2: Proud of it. That's a nice scrunchy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Whether have you been getting emails from the casting directors
Speaker 4: for that Kate lang book show that my mum your dad?
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 4: I think they must be struggling to cast for that
Speaker 4: Channel nine show, because I've got in like three emails
Speaker 4: and I keep replying my parents selfishly are still together.
Speaker 1: I can't go on that show.
Speaker 4: What do you mean, you know how the whole concept
Speaker 4: of the one that Kate langbrook hos. Yeah, yeah, the
Speaker 4: whole concept is single parents looking for love. But they
Speaker 4: go in there with their kids who are sort of
Speaker 4: behind the scenes playing matchmaker, right, And so I think
Speaker 4: they must be struggling to cast because I've gotten three
Speaker 4: emails asking if I wanted to be on the show,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, my parents are together, why would they
Speaker 4: say that?
Speaker 6: That's weird.
Speaker 2: I got approached by what's that? What's the dating one
Speaker 2: called the Australian one, and it's like they're in a
Speaker 2: restaurant and it's first dates.
Speaker 1: Yeah, They're like, do.
Speaker 2: You want to be on first dates now that you're single?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not?
Speaker 1: Why the fuck nottely not?
Speaker 2: Why not just does it? It just feels a bit exploitative.
Speaker 1: Exploitative.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want my first dates to be exploited
Speaker 2: for the entertainment of the nation. I would never.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't be your first days. You've had about sixty seven
Speaker 1: at this point.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to do it on TV. I'll
Speaker 2: happily talk about it on a hit acclaimed podcast.
Speaker 4: That's a bit of fun. Just go in there and
Speaker 4: be your cockhead and make iconic TV. That's all you
Speaker 4: need to do.
Speaker 2: You could Should I do it? In my Sarah?
Speaker 4: I think the person that you're going on the filmed
Speaker 4: date with no is that you're not actually having a
Speaker 4: sincere fucking date, Like you're not actually going to be
Speaker 4: happily ever after.
Speaker 1: You're there to make good Telly.
Speaker 2: But I'd be heartbroken because they know that I'd be
Speaker 2: like sappy. So if they gave me someone that like,
Speaker 2: I'm not interested in Mitch, I'd be so gutted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I suppose.
Speaker 2: Television.
Speaker 8: No, not for me.
Speaker 1: I said, no, you've only regret the chances you don't take.
Speaker 2: Beautiful and write that in my gratitude journal.
Speaker 9: Do it?
Speaker 1: You need your pen back?
Speaker 2: Lucky I didn't catch that. I love my gifts, guys,
Speaker 2: I've drunk about it.
Speaker 5: Let a little.
Speaker 4: Will We've got to get a photo with you and
Speaker 4: Wilbur for the faithbook group too. The emotional support Peen
Speaker 4: so sweet.
Speaker 2: He's not like squishy, but he's definitely solid, like he's thick.
Speaker 4: You can find it on the craft a Bellion website
Speaker 4: if anyone wants to see what he looks like. I
Speaker 4: put a photot.
Speaker 2: Rebellion on Instagram too. So is it there were new
Speaker 2: where they and everyone was loving them? Is that what
Speaker 2: they were saying?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: There was literally one left on the shelf at this stall,
Speaker 4: at that fake thing, and I said I'll take that
Speaker 4: because I was like literally going around this Stoll thinking
Speaker 4: I gotta get something for true his birthday, don't I?
Speaker 4: And I was like, that's perfect. It's like a squish mellow,
Speaker 4: but a cock a cock mellow.
Speaker 1: Perfect. He'll love it. And she goes, sorry, this is
Speaker 1: a display model.
Speaker 4: I've taken forty back orders just today. And I said,
Speaker 4: how long is it going to take? Two to three weeks?
Speaker 1: Right? Well, what if I told you that I'll put
Speaker 1: extra for express pots?
Speaker 2: And did you name it Wilbrow? Did she?
Speaker 1: No, that's what I'll show you the photo. When was
Speaker 1: that so cute?
Speaker 2: And my candle and my camrag and I do it
Speaker 2: for yourself book, I've done for it. He's the laugh
Speaker 2: on left on the shelf, will be the emotional support pain.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh what a cutie.
Speaker 2: There's a cock of balls. By the way, he's got
Speaker 2: two little balls on him. They're very tiny, but they're
Speaker 2: very cute.
Speaker 1: Now where are you going to put him?
Speaker 5: Pride?
Speaker 1: A place on the scatter cushions on your bed.
Speaker 2: I've got fucking three squish mellows now and a jelly cat.
Speaker 6: I bought a second squish mellow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got two in double really?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What one was it?
Speaker 6: It's Selenia the cat.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, georgeous post a photo. We all want
Speaker 2: to see it. Can I see the saddest thing that happened?
Speaker 1: I think you already told us what you lost two
Speaker 1: of them in the divorce.
Speaker 2: No update. I went on a date with a guy
Speaker 2: and we were talking and it was going really well,
Speaker 2: and he's very cute, and we were having ice cream
Speaker 2: at the beach and then he goes, oh, so you
Speaker 2: live at home? Like, yell at home, I've got my bed.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, you know. He's like, oh, let me.
Speaker 2: I don't know how we're talking about beds. I got
Speaker 2: a new Koala bed. He's like, show me a photo.
Speaker 2: So I showed him a photo. I had a sqush
Speaker 2: mellow on it. He's like, I've got a squish mellow.
Speaker 2: I'm like, show me yours. He's got chip my gee
Speaker 2: And I'm like in my head, I'm like, is this fate?
Speaker 2: Am I going to be reunited with my squish mellow?
Speaker 2: Because this guy him is not the same one.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, I had some half Australian, half Filipino
Speaker 2: horror over the other week and yeah, yeah, said he
Speaker 2: wasn't interested in it. Used it as a camerag twice
Speaker 2: and then dropped it off. Oh God, remind him of
Speaker 2: his fat X.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say that you were
Speaker 1: triggered by that, and I'm like, you didn't say that
Speaker 1: out loud, did you, Because that guy's going to think
Speaker 1: you're a fucking loon. I told him if you just
Speaker 1: burst into tears at the side of a fucking I.
Speaker 2: Wish he sent me a photo of it. It's exact
Speaker 2: same thing. No, because actually I lied to him. It's
Speaker 2: like I miss it because I used to wedge my
Speaker 2: iPad in it and watch shirt content on it.
Speaker 1: No, you won't be wedging anything into the emotional support pain.
Speaker 2: If anything, I'll be wedging it places you think. Are
Speaker 2: you guys going to post photos to memoriate me on
Speaker 2: my birthday?
Speaker 1: Memoriate? Is that a word? It's hard to tell.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm feeling really chaotic to the mark I can
Speaker 2: tell why this is happening.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've got a lot of work to do after this,
Speaker 2: and I think I'm just putting off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have things to do as well. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: do post show, we do well.
Speaker 2: Then shall we go.
Speaker 5: One more?
Speaker 1: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 1: percent better today. That's not so we do thank you
Speaker 1: that you started doing that. You cut me off before
Speaker 1: I'm done.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: Sorry, you'd fucking slithering in the corner. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: not yet, dog.
Speaker 2: One more time to end the show.
Speaker 1: Poult have been one more time. We didn't do it once.
Speaker 2: Wants to kill me.
Speaker 1: You didn't achieve it once.
Speaker 2: I was so sad that was in the instrumental vision.
Speaker 1: Let me say you actually try this time.
Speaker 5: We're looking at the right.
Speaker 2: I'm closing my eye so you know I can't read anything.
Speaker 2: But you didn't check the inside of my eyelids for paper.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: You're right when I didn't try.
Speaker 4: Let's go Happy birthday, Mitchell, fair well everyone by bah blah?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is it just free?
Speaker 1: A podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 2: Sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.