WEBVTT - MINI: Getting Off School

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<v Speaker 1>Gold one oh four point three Christian O'Connell show, It's

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<v Speaker 1>it seemed were beginning the week a Monday winner or

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<v Speaker 1>loser yesterday, Patsy, are you saying you're starting the week

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday winning or losing?

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<v Speaker 2>No, definitely losing in light of the Westgate being closed

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<v Speaker 2>for the next two nights. That's definitely losing. And then

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<v Speaker 2>get home yesterday and Chris had kept Audrey at home

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<v Speaker 2>because she had a sore throat.

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<v Speaker 3>That was the that was the go to as a

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<v Speaker 3>kid if you wanted to get off school. Yes, saw throat. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>no symptoms that you can see, Mama.

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<v Speaker 2>Happened to coincide Jack with the Neplin maths test yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, then it had a miraculous recovery, recovery through.

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<v Speaker 3>The arterday when you go back to school.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because today she's got an all day drama class,

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<v Speaker 2>like all day, which she signed up for weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's like over the moon about it. And it's like, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>you've made a crow.

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<v Speaker 1>Does it work there? Because obviously because we're here in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, right, So my wi fest there's always had

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<v Speaker 1>to deal with that with the girls. Liken't there sort

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<v Speaker 1>of dodgy you want in the morning and then miraculous

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<v Speaker 1>four hour comebacks always go incredible. Should bottle it, we'd

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<v Speaker 1>be billionaires. Does Chris have to then bounce it back

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<v Speaker 1>up because the dad in her family, you probably realize

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<v Speaker 1>you're got the VP. Yeah, yeah, and you will realize

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<v Speaker 1>you got back there six years and then they see

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<v Speaker 1>through you you don't actually have any executive prim the

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<v Speaker 1>way I do get to they know you haven't got

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<v Speaker 1>the two keys that turn and start. Then you can

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<v Speaker 1>count down. Only the big guy has that. You're just

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<v Speaker 1>the VP. You're my Pence in this family, So get

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<v Speaker 1>out the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's up to Chris, and he went on my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't just defer it up.

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<v Speaker 2>He tries to message me, but don't message me through

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<v Speaker 2>the show because I might not say it.

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<v Speaker 3>You stops.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's you work in Spurts Banks, you know

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<v Speaker 1>every half an hour, a little bit of coverage in

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<v Speaker 1>between when Jack and I are trying to do something

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<v Speaker 1>and come kung fu kicking him from out the side.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh a, a ninja just dropped down from the scene.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder where she gone and she must have put

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<v Speaker 1>some clothes in the basket. Done some online shopping on

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<v Speaker 1>shn don't I learn shopping.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, well, you know what, You're the boss of

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<v Speaker 2>the house in the morning when I'm at work, so

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<v Speaker 2>you need to deal with it. And don't forget to

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<v Speaker 2>call school if she's sick, because they follow you up

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<v Speaker 2>if they don't turn up, which.

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<v Speaker 1>Is text messages going your daughter was absent from school.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not my problem. That's not my problem. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>text you about stuff that's going on the weekends, so

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<v Speaker 1>don't don't bother me. That's not my problem. You called her.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds really bad. You should speak to her about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Not my problem. Make it more enticing there. The problem

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<v Speaker 1>is yours, sot out, not mine to fix. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what.

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<v Speaker 3>But he's a real pushover. He's a shocker.

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<v Speaker 2>Like if she's sleeping really sound, he won't want to

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<v Speaker 2>wake her up. It's like, you need to wake her up.

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<v Speaker 2>She needs to go to school, but she's sleeping so sound.

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<v Speaker 1>A three phase, right. I kept coming back there and saying,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to get tough with them, all right. My

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<v Speaker 1>wife said, look, it's very hard. You're not hearing from

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<v Speaker 1>now on. Now. If you're not sure, get them to

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<v Speaker 1>FaceTime me right. We did this twice, and because my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite word in the world is my daughter says yes,

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, this system doesn't work. It's actually easier.

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<v Speaker 1>We might just facetiming straightway and get the VP sign off.