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Speaker 1: Well, while those games are going on over there in Paris,

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Speaker 1: that's the official title that we can use, the sanctioned one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what aren't we allowed to say again?

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Speaker 3: Olympic Games? Oh you just made me.

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Speaker 2: Say it, and we're not allowed to say Paris twenty

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Speaker 2: twenty four. No, you can't say that either Paris exists,

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Speaker 2: the year exists. They can't own that. Surely am I

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Speaker 2: going to be strung up?

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Speaker 3: You'll be strung up by all the balls?

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Speaker 2: Great, well, we thought we'd put together some sports that

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Speaker 2: maybe should be featured.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we could do our own games. Jonesy demanded games.

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Speaker 2: Oh please copyright. You're not allowed to say it out loud.

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Speaker 3: If you had a feature, what would you feature?

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Speaker 2: What about this? This is? This is a thing that exists.

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Speaker 2: People are stupid car jitsu. It's called professional brawlers fight

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Speaker 2: inside the confined space of a sedan sized car, and

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Speaker 2: you can even have seatbelts to choke out an opponent. Right,

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Speaker 2: I've seen pictures of this. People take this seriously that

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Speaker 2: actually fight each other insider car like road rage, but

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Speaker 2: happens inside your car.

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Speaker 3: I blame Jason Statham.

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Speaker 1: He did a lot of shows where he did this

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Speaker 1: close craft krahma Gar Kramaguar called kramag it's closed, it's

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Speaker 1: fighting in a small space.

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Speaker 2: These movies or in his life in movies.

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Speaker 3: A lot of his movies have him doing close quarter fight.

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Speaker 2: Do you think it makes people think that looks interesting?

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Speaker 3: Just it looks like a little gay.

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Speaker 2: It looks ridiculous in the same way that there's no

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Speaker 2: way in the world I would join the Mile High

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Speaker 2: Club because there's not enough space. Why would you? Why

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Speaker 2: would you fight in a car?

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Speaker 3: Let's just talk about this for a minute. Why wouldn't you.

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Speaker 3: I'd like to give it a go, the Mile High Club.

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Speaker 2: How does it work? So someone goes to the toilet yep,

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Speaker 2: ten minutes later it can't be tenants. People know that

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Speaker 2: the toilet's been filled for ten minutes, and people go,

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Speaker 2: what's wrong with them?

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Speaker 3: I got to meet you? Going there for twenty seconds,

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Speaker 3: someone's bashing on the door.

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Speaker 2: H yeah, yeah, and someone's waiting outside.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, I want to come in and have sex

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Speaker 3: with you. Well I don't know about that, father, I

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Speaker 3: don't know.

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Speaker 2: Also, you know it would have to be with someone

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Speaker 2: you've never met before, which is electricity and bang. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: if it's you know if it's if you'd be married

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Speaker 2: for one hundred years and let's shave it off on

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Speaker 2: the toilet. It's just no way I can get.

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Speaker 3: That at home. Yeah, why would I bother? What about golf?

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Speaker 1: Does disca it's like a frisbee but instead of a

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Speaker 1: golf ball of clubs, you got the frisbee.

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Speaker 2: And surely it's not eighteen holes. It'll take you ten

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Speaker 2: years to get around, wouldn't it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Actually I think that'd be dumb.

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Speaker 1: What about I used to rock at this at school

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Speaker 1: when I was in primary school?

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Speaker 3: Four square handball?

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Speaker 2: The handball is in the games, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so is it?

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Speaker 2: Well, regular handball would be.

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Speaker 3: That's up against the wall. This is where you're driving.

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Speaker 2: No, no, it's not because the wall don't have handball.

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Speaker 2: It's like I think the Asians are very good out

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Speaker 2: at the Asian countries. It's like table tennis and you

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Speaker 2: have handball. And I think Harley once when he was

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Speaker 2: on the road beyond two thousand, spend a night sort of,

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Speaker 2: He told me that he met them in the bar

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Speaker 2: and spend the night with them. The Norwegian women's handball team.

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Speaker 2: They couldn't tell they were women. For some time.

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Speaker 3: Did stop going to the toil big hands under they won? Well,

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Speaker 3: I just thought it because at school you had the king,

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Speaker 3: you know, you went jack.

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Speaker 2: How does it go? But in school we used to

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Speaker 2: play with four squares.

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Speaker 3: King, queen, a queen, King, So that's how it would be.

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Speaker 3: And you'd start off at dunce d and.

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Speaker 2: Then jack and then I don't know what you're talking queen,

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Speaker 2: and then.

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Speaker 3: King, and then you'd be the king the hadball court.

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Speaker 2: What about ferret legking? Didn't you go ferreting.

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Speaker 3: With my grandfather? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Which could you be in Olympic champ at that?

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Speaker 3: Well, we had to get the ferret.

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Speaker 1: We put it down the rabbit hole, and the ferret

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Speaker 1: would chase the rabbit out of the whole. Granddad would

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Speaker 1: have a net at the end of it and the

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Speaker 1: rabbit would come in there. And you get a pen knife,

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Speaker 1: just the end of the pen knife the handle, and

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Speaker 1: bunk it, stun the rabbit, and then get his pen

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Speaker 1: knife and cut its head clean.

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Speaker 2: Off, right, And then would you eat it?

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Speaker 1: And you throw the corpse at us and gay boys,

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Speaker 1: let's go and make some dinner, and would you eat it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? And we eat it. I can't eat rabbits to

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Speaker 3: this day.

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Speaker 2: Because of that.

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Speaker 3: Well, I just think it's a bit gamy.

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Speaker 2: So you didn't mind the theatrics in ferreting. You put

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Speaker 2: a ferret down your pants. Remember this was when I

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Speaker 2: was on the midday show. This was the big crazy

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Speaker 2: get someone in. You'd stick a ferret down the pants.

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Speaker 2: You tie your trousers tight at the end and stick

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Speaker 2: a ferret down your pants. And that's what went as

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Speaker 2: entertainment on television.

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Speaker 3: And did you have to say to Ray Ray, we

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Speaker 3: did that last week.

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Speaker 2: Come on, Ray, you're only in it for the ferret ry.

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Speaker 3: Please stop with the ferret.

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Speaker 2: Would you do thumb wars?

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Speaker 3: It's not visually spectacular.

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Speaker 2: Well, so not all Olympics are.

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Speaker 1: I like the idea of chest boxing. Yeah, they played

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Speaker 1: chess and then they box. I think that's good.

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Speaker 2: So it's brain and brawn.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that. I think that'll be a good

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Speaker 3: thing as well.

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Speaker 2: I'd like that wordle Olympic wordle. I'd be very good.

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Speaker 1: Well, I watch that every day while I'm doing the show,

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Speaker 1: and word Yeah, you were your tongue poking out of

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Speaker 1: the corner of your mouth.

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Speaker 2: Very good at an Okay.

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Speaker 3: Kids, that's it for today. Come back tomorrow for more

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Speaker 3: of john Z and Amanda is cutting them for