WEBVTT - MINI: Ordering Under the Influence

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them, Christian. No common show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Our producer Tom was for selling him out her mate

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<v Speaker 2>of hairs who when he was a bit tipsy about one,

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<v Speaker 2>I want a cheeseburger, so went online, thought he'd upgrade

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<v Speaker 2>that cheeseburger.

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<v Speaker 1>What must have a brand new meat grinder.

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<v Speaker 2>So it can never be in that situation ever Again,

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<v Speaker 2>she's noble to have to.

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<v Speaker 1>Come to me. Oh, grind my own patty. Give a

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<v Speaker 1>man officially for a day, teach a man to be

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<v Speaker 1>What have you ordered under the influence Joe? Good morning,

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<v Speaker 1>morning Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good Joe, welcome to the show. So what happened

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<v Speaker 1>to you?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'd had a good day on the horses and

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<v Speaker 4>I was about five hundred dollars up and a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of celebration drinks. Later went online and ordered a cricket

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<v Speaker 4>back for what I thought was five hundred dollars, but

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<v Speaker 4>there was five hundred British pounds and ended up costing

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<v Speaker 4>me about fifteen hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>So wow, wait, that's an expensive bat cricket Australian bring

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<v Speaker 2>it didn't play, Joe?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you still got it or did you cancel the order?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Still, it turns out. It's an absolutely amazing bat but

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<v Speaker 4>my face was a bit of a frown for the

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<v Speaker 4>dungeon bugs.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to come with an actual pack, Cummings. Was

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<v Speaker 2>it marketed as actual amazing bat? Well, I got no choice.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually amazing. But that's great joke. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>You cool. Have a good day, mate, guys. Brade's good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>There you're gone, They're good. Brad's you will yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 5>very well, thank you yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, looking good? And Bradett, what happened to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Under the influence?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, me and my wife will plan it the gall

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<v Speaker 5>and see kids, right, And they canceled the ticket. So

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<v Speaker 5>after quite a few bibes this particular night, ended up

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<v Speaker 5>getting online and purchasing some cold tittle tickets, not realizing

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<v Speaker 5>I've just gone here click done when we actually turned up,

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<v Speaker 5>didn't realize that we actually clicked the front Rowe.

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<v Speaker 2>Normally venue map, don't you And it's flipping stages it

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<v Speaker 2>says stage in big leaves.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, Jimmy, I did say.

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<v Speaker 5>I had quite a few so I didn't know what

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<v Speaker 5>I was doing. I'm on computer savvy, so yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>so yeah, but no, it turned out good. Because Kis

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<v Speaker 5>canceled their tour, and I was kind of disappointed, but

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<v Speaker 5>wasn't disappointed at all. When I saw cold again.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that was great.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian o'connells show podcast Michelle.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning, Michelle, Oh, good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>I went on a trip to Africa and I was

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<v Speaker 3>one of my stop offs with South Africa. So that

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<v Speaker 3>was the last part of the trip that I had

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<v Speaker 3>to plan. And I'd had a few drinks and I thought, yeap,

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<v Speaker 3>better get this accommodation sorted out. And I went on

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<v Speaker 3>went onto you know, booking dot com and was having

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<v Speaker 3>a look and I thought, wow, a pineapple plantation in

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<v Speaker 3>South Africa. I didn't know I had pineapple plantations. I thought,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm my daughter all loved that. So so I booked

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<v Speaker 3>the accommodation and uh was all well, all excited. That

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<v Speaker 3>was the final leg of the trip that I had

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<v Speaker 3>to sort out. And then the next day, when I

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<v Speaker 3>was sober, I realized that the pineapple plantation was in

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<v Speaker 3>South America and we were going to South Africa.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, I swear the pineapples are hemisphere, yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but not where you wanted to go. So what happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, they were great. I have reranked them out.

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<v Speaker 2>The pineapples went delicious, fresh right off the tree.

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<v Speaker 3>That the problem was, essay, you know South America, South Africa.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they got to help. They're got to help us

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<v Speaker 1>drong people out.

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<v Speaker 3>So we didn't take a detail it to South Africa.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry to South America. We went on to South Africa.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even sure if you've got it right where

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<v Speaker 2>you were meant to be. To be honest, I always

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<v Speaker 2>wonder how many people have got the confused with Tellamarine

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<v Speaker 2>and thought that was Melbourne and books of that.

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<v Speaker 1>That must have happened so many times. Michelle, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much. She Coolmette. You have a good day.

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<v Speaker 6>No wraries things.

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<v Speaker 1>Lizy, Good morning, liz.

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<v Speaker 6>Y, Good morning, Goes. Yes, my husband I were at

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<v Speaker 6>the pub one night just before Bathurst. It was and

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<v Speaker 6>my husband, who has so much memorability and I keep

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<v Speaker 6>chatting no more, came to me and he says, oh, look,

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<v Speaker 6>he says, ya, don't we buy this? And he found online.

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<v Speaker 6>I said, yeah, yeah, go for it, and he said

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<v Speaker 6>you sure, it's a year, go for it. So he

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<v Speaker 6>bought it. And then when I sort of saved it

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<v Speaker 6>up and looked at it. It was two thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. First of all, you should not be ordering anything

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<v Speaker 1>in a pub.

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<v Speaker 2>They should jam Wi Fi signals even I right at home.

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<v Speaker 1>What you do that under the influence in a pub?

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<v Speaker 1>You got no business?

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't make any sense that the stuff on draft

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<v Speaker 2>and things widely available on you find one click week

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<v Speaker 2>credit card.

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<v Speaker 1>So what was the memorability your husband did have? What's

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<v Speaker 1>he into?

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<v Speaker 6>It was a craigler Oh, he's into motorsport, he's an

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<v Speaker 6>official with motorsport. But it was a Craig Lounds driving

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<v Speaker 6>suit with all his wings and everything around it.

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<v Speaker 3>And it was just.

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<v Speaker 1>Day full size. It's as big as a man.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, well no, it's sort of a green Guineas suit.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a small.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the size under small? There was char and

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<v Speaker 1>then there was grand.

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<v Speaker 6>It's around about four foot five about three foot four.

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<v Speaker 2>So when he just sorted up to the bar and

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<v Speaker 2>one is waiting to get served, he I don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>Craik Louns race suit.

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<v Speaker 2>Those beers mate on a high end auction right now

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<v Speaker 2>to the pool room.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, And did he get the suit or did he

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<v Speaker 1>cancel the order.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, no, it's it's framed. It's in a frame. It's

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<v Speaker 6>the frame.

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<v Speaker 1>Please we need to see a photo of this.

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<v Speaker 6>I can send it to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Has he did he even try to get it on

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<v Speaker 2>or was it really small?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh no, it's it's in a frame.

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<v Speaker 1>With You can't try idea that he's working around the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Doing the hoovering, emptying, the dish washing and get my

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<v Speaker 2>money's worth. Hey you a ress car, drive a repco.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I talk about it just to get host clean off

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<v Speaker 2>the old supercar.

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