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Speaker 1: What have you ordered under the influence Joe? Good morning,
Speaker 1: morning Christian.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good Joe, welcome to the show. So what happened
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 4: Well, I'd had a good day on the horses and
Speaker 4: I was about five hundred dollars up and a couple
Speaker 4: of celebration drinks. Later went online and ordered a cricket
Speaker 4: back for what I thought was five hundred dollars, but
Speaker 4: there was five hundred British pounds and ended up costing
Speaker 4: me about fifteen hundred.
Speaker 2: So wow, wait, that's an expensive bat cricket Australian bring
Speaker 2: it didn't play, Joe?
Speaker 1: Have you still got it or did you cancel the order?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Still, it turns out. It's an absolutely amazing bat but
Speaker 4: my face was a bit of a frown for the
Speaker 4: dungeon bugs.
Speaker 2: I wanted to come with an actual pack, Cummings. Was
Speaker 2: it marketed as actual amazing bat? Well, I got no choice.
Speaker 2: It's actually amazing. But that's great joke. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: You cool. Have a good day, mate, guys. Brade's good morning.
Speaker 5: There you're gone, They're good. Brad's you will yeah, no,
Speaker 5: very well, thank you yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, looking good? And Bradett, what happened to you?
Speaker 1: Under the influence?
Speaker 5: Uh, me and my wife will plan it the gall
Speaker 5: and see kids, right, And they canceled the ticket. So
Speaker 5: after quite a few bibes this particular night, ended up
Speaker 5: getting online and purchasing some cold tittle tickets, not realizing
Speaker 5: I've just gone here click done when we actually turned up,
Speaker 5: didn't realize that we actually clicked the front Rowe.
Speaker 2: Normally venue map, don't you And it's flipping stages it
Speaker 2: says stage in big leaves.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Jimmy, I did say.
Speaker 5: I had quite a few so I didn't know what
Speaker 5: I was doing. I'm on computer savvy, so yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: so yeah, but no, it turned out good. Because Kis
Speaker 5: canceled their tour, and I was kind of disappointed, but
Speaker 5: wasn't disappointed at all. When I saw cold again.
Speaker 1: I thought that was great.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast Michelle.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Michelle, Oh, good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: I went on a trip to Africa and I was
Speaker 3: one of my stop offs with South Africa. So that
Speaker 3: was the last part of the trip that I had
Speaker 3: to plan. And I'd had a few drinks and I thought, yeap,
Speaker 3: better get this accommodation sorted out. And I went on
Speaker 3: went onto you know, booking dot com and was having
Speaker 3: a look and I thought, wow, a pineapple plantation in
Speaker 3: South Africa. I didn't know I had pineapple plantations. I thought,
Speaker 3: I'm my daughter all loved that. So so I booked
Speaker 3: the accommodation and uh was all well, all excited. That
Speaker 3: was the final leg of the trip that I had
Speaker 3: to sort out. And then the next day, when I
Speaker 3: was sober, I realized that the pineapple plantation was in
Speaker 3: South America and we were going to South Africa.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I swear the pineapples are hemisphere, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but not where you wanted to go. So what happened.
Speaker 3: Look, they were great. I have reranked them out.
Speaker 2: The pineapples went delicious, fresh right off the tree.
Speaker 3: That the problem was, essay, you know South America, South Africa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got to help. They're got to help us
Speaker 1: drong people out.
Speaker 3: So we didn't take a detail it to South Africa.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry to South America. We went on to South Africa.
Speaker 2: I'm not even sure if you've got it right where
Speaker 2: you were meant to be. To be honest, I always
Speaker 2: wonder how many people have got the confused with Tellamarine
Speaker 2: and thought that was Melbourne and books of that.
Speaker 1: That must have happened so many times. Michelle, thank you
Speaker 1: very much. She Coolmette. You have a good day.
Speaker 6: No wraries things.
Speaker 1: Lizy, Good morning, liz.
Speaker 6: Y, Good morning, Goes. Yes, my husband I were at
Speaker 6: the pub one night just before Bathurst. It was and
Speaker 6: my husband, who has so much memorability and I keep
Speaker 6: chatting no more, came to me and he says, oh, look,
Speaker 6: he says, ya, don't we buy this? And he found online.
Speaker 6: I said, yeah, yeah, go for it, and he said
Speaker 6: you sure, it's a year, go for it. So he
Speaker 6: bought it. And then when I sort of saved it
Speaker 6: up and looked at it. It was two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Right. First of all, you should not be ordering anything
Speaker 1: in a pub.
Speaker 2: They should jam Wi Fi signals even I right at home.
Speaker 1: What you do that under the influence in a pub?
Speaker 1: You got no business?
Speaker 2: That doesn't make any sense that the stuff on draft
Speaker 2: and things widely available on you find one click week
Speaker 2: credit card.
Speaker 1: So what was the memorability your husband did have? What's
Speaker 1: he into?
Speaker 6: It was a craigler Oh, he's into motorsport, he's an
Speaker 6: official with motorsport. But it was a Craig Lounds driving
Speaker 6: suit with all his wings and everything around it.
Speaker 3: And it was just.
Speaker 1: Day full size. It's as big as a man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well no, it's sort of a green Guineas suit.
Speaker 6: It's a small.
Speaker 1: Is that the size under small? There was char and
Speaker 1: then there was grand.
Speaker 6: It's around about four foot five about three foot four.
Speaker 2: So when he just sorted up to the bar and
Speaker 2: one is waiting to get served, he I don't believe it.
Speaker 1: Craik Louns race suit.
Speaker 2: Those beers mate on a high end auction right now
Speaker 2: to the pool room.
Speaker 1: Yes, And did he get the suit or did he
Speaker 1: cancel the order.
Speaker 6: Yes, no, it's it's framed. It's in a frame. It's
Speaker 6: the frame.
Speaker 1: Please we need to see a photo of this.
Speaker 6: I can send it to you.
Speaker 2: Has he did he even try to get it on
Speaker 2: or was it really small?
Speaker 6: Oh no, it's it's in a frame.
Speaker 1: With You can't try idea that he's working around the house.
Speaker 2: Doing the hoovering, emptying, the dish washing and get my
Speaker 2: money's worth. Hey you a ress car, drive a repco.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I talk about it just to get host clean off
Speaker 2: the old supercar.
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