Speaker 1: Just stood by a couple of mitches. Delese yourself for
Speaker 1: the rude shocks of young adults? Did you know this?
Speaker 1: And Apple has the same caffeine as a four one
Speaker 1: shot coffee? Bullshit?
Speaker 2: He's serious?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to god.
Speaker 3: Now what is it that says there is no caffeine
Speaker 3: in our house? Nourie and Mitchell coos?
Speaker 1: How are you? How are you?
Speaker 2: Are you nervous for today's episode?
Speaker 1: Oh? My god? You know what. I haven't lost sleep
Speaker 1: over it, but I did think about it right when
Speaker 1: I went to bed and as soon as I woke
Speaker 1: up this morning.
Speaker 2: Because I am bringing how I just beat my own leap?
Speaker 2: Oh did that happen? My cheek? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Could your list be getting worse?
Speaker 2: Not my list?
Speaker 1: I bit my inner cheek? But is that because symptomatic
Speaker 1: of the lisp?
Speaker 2: Nah? Nah? An idiot? Anyway, I'm bringing you the result
Speaker 2: from our fuck Mary kill survey.
Speaker 1: Don't you mean our grand fuck.
Speaker 2: Survey? Yes, Bradley, and I will bring you the results later.
Speaker 2: If you were paranoid about being killed.
Speaker 1: Well I was paranoid about being Yes, that's correct.
Speaker 2: Well you'll find out today.
Speaker 1: When you beat your cheek. Just said, remember what he said.
Speaker 1: Jenny said, fuck, it's awful price Jenner across ale.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got your results to Jenner, don't you worry
Speaker 2: I'm dead already. Not.
Speaker 1: No, This is because a couple of weeks ago, my
Speaker 1: agent was, is it just me? Or do you worry
Speaker 1: how many times you've been killed? In fuck Mary kill?
Speaker 1: Because I'm insecure, and well, I'll.
Speaker 2: Let you know whether you've got the majority kill shit.
Speaker 1: You've kept these so tight lipped. You haven't told anyone
Speaker 1: the results.
Speaker 2: It took me a while because I'm no good at maths.
Speaker 2: I was like feeling out a tally. Yeah, I was
Speaker 2: doing it tally and then calculating the percentages. I've got
Speaker 2: a fucking mad headache from it. But I've got the
Speaker 2: results today, Bradley and I will announce it later.
Speaker 1: And this is our from our idiots from the list
Speaker 1: of the pod.
Speaker 2: Well, who else would it be from? You could be
Speaker 2: like from Madonna.
Speaker 1: You could be like one of those fucking twelve year
Speaker 1: old blonde head kids on King Street. You know they
Speaker 1: were on TikTok. They walk down the street and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: where do you live? You know they've done the vox pops.
Speaker 2: They do how much do you make a year?
Speaker 1: Totally?
Speaker 2: Or like, what sort of car do you drive?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, what's the hottest suburb getting those ones?
Speaker 1: Shut up, Jenna, Yes, shut up, Jenna, I will you.
Speaker 1: That'll be exciting results. I'm anxious, but fingers crossed. They
Speaker 1: play into my favor. How has your week been?
Speaker 2: Good? Yeah? Yeah, good business as usual, nothing exciting to report.
Speaker 1: Good, that's good.
Speaker 2: Sean's the way overseas.
Speaker 1: So I saw that he looks like a little French
Speaker 1: boy and Bastille day. Did you see that photo?
Speaker 2: Gen really suits the European Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, he looks so hot. He was standing on this
Speaker 1: cobblestone alley. He had Chino's on, gorgeous fitting chinas because
Speaker 1: he's got luscious long legs, this beautiful brown belt, and
Speaker 1: then he had a tucked in white shirt.
Speaker 2: He looked so good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. He looked like a little French boy
Speaker 1: that runs down the street with fresh baguette in a
Speaker 1: toe fag. Don't you think he would gorgeous?
Speaker 2: Definitely, he's fully embracing it.
Speaker 1: Do you miss him?
Speaker 2: Well? People keep asking me that and is it bad
Speaker 2: that right now at this point in time, the answer
Speaker 2: is nah.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's all right. It's been a week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: I miss him because I don't usually see him heaps
Speaker 4: during the week anyway, so maybe this weekend is when
Speaker 4: I'll go, Oh, actually, it's weird without having him around.
Speaker 1: But yeah, to be honest, the worst parts of the breakups,
Speaker 1: of breakup, breakup multiple has been weekends, because that's when
Speaker 1: you spend the most time together, and because I do
Speaker 1: a show every night, like nights a fine. Mornings are fine,
Speaker 1: we podcast in the day, but once it hits weekends,
Speaker 1: oh boy, you feel the void.
Speaker 2: It feels a little funny that he's in a different
Speaker 2: time zone, so I can't just call a text whenever
Speaker 2: I want. That's the only thing I've I've missed. I guess. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm fucking coping.
Speaker 1: Have you had a time with him yet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know where he's staying so far,
Speaker 2: it's it's been horrendous reception. So I just go, I
Speaker 2: can't deal with this, like it's like a five minute
Speaker 2: FaceTime if that, if I can't even decide for any
Speaker 2: words he's saying, Yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 5: I can imagine him just staying at a palace like
Speaker 5: he has that look.
Speaker 1: It's so Sean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure that's what he'd like you to think too, Jenny.
Speaker 1: He's at a hostel, probably in the middle of those
Speaker 1: Greek wildfires. Is he anywhere near the fires?
Speaker 2: No? I don't think that was in Paris.
Speaker 1: I don't get how Europe works. I neither don't understand.
Speaker 1: And everyone's talking about them d reckon. He'll see a
Speaker 1: tensi on their pickpocket. Eh, a tensi on their pickpocket?
Speaker 1: Sure are you not across a tensi on their pickpocket?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. This viral woman she films you know
Speaker 1: how pickpocketing is big in Europe. Yeah, you guys, hald
Speaker 1: know you've been there.
Speaker 2: Just flogging people's shit, Yes, stealing something out of a
Speaker 2: back pocket.
Speaker 1: There's this woman who has a TikTok account and you
Speaker 1: don't know what she looks like, but she just films
Speaker 1: people that a pickpocket hasn't out to them. But she's
Speaker 1: obviously Italian, so she goes.
Speaker 2: A tension there bucket big pocket.
Speaker 1: Tends on that and chases them down the streets and
Speaker 1: she scares off the pickpockets. Anyway, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you can find that out. I'll
Speaker 2: let sure know. Go find her. You steal shit in
Speaker 2: front of her, just see you get a bit of spotlight.
Speaker 1: You'll hear her before you see her on that big pocket.
Speaker 1: Sean's pants are so tight they'd be nothing to pick
Speaker 1: aside from what's at the front, and you're missing out
Speaker 1: on Wow. Would you ever? Here's a question have face
Speaker 1: time sex with Sean? Because you're apart from each Have
Speaker 1: you had FaceTime sex? Never phone sex?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 1: Would you?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not adverse to the idea, but I
Speaker 2: don't see that being something that I'm going to take
Speaker 2: to like a duck to water. Yeah, how the fuck do.
Speaker 1: You do that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How do you do that?
Speaker 1: I've done it a couple of times, very awkwardly, because
Speaker 1: the whole point is that you want to be pleasuring
Speaker 1: yourself while you're filming, So then you've got the phone
Speaker 1: and then the other hand doing the action, but then
Speaker 1: you also want to watch because that's going to turn
Speaker 1: you on. Too many things to happen at once.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like a lot to think about for
Speaker 2: my little adhd brand. I don't think i'd like it.
Speaker 1: I find myself trying to I couldn't relax. No, You've
Speaker 1: also got to film your bits, so then the other
Speaker 1: person can get off. But then I'm trying to touch
Speaker 1: myself and then watch that, So then my phone drifts,
Speaker 1: so then all they get is my ceiling fan going
Speaker 1: off while I'm moaning into the camera.
Speaker 2: So you've got to be turned on. Turning them on
Speaker 2: an a cinematographer all at once. It's like a lot
Speaker 2: of pressure.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. Then you take into account the score.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you want to play some hot music, God, and
Speaker 1: once you finish it, I'd just.
Speaker 2: Be like, fuck this, Sean, watch some porn, for God's sake,
Speaker 2: watch some pown?
Speaker 1: Have a prawn? Is that a French horn?
Speaker 7: John?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: When we eat born chew on, Let's go on a road.
Speaker 1: Trip where too? Maybe launch on?
Speaker 2: Oh, for fuck's sake, ow what happened?
Speaker 1: My ankle's been torn.
Speaker 2: Sean comes in with all the shopping bags. Oh, thank you,
Speaker 2: You've got everything I need. Yet we've got the letters,
Speaker 2: got the tomato? Where's the corn? Chown?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, there are fires happening in the in the
Speaker 1: Europe at the moment. And he said, I'm still going
Speaker 1: because at your birthday dinner, I spoke to Sean for
Speaker 1: so long, we're talking to him. The cake came out
Speaker 1: and he kind of got distracted, and then I said,
Speaker 1: you're going to Europe. He said yes, all right. Anyway,
Speaker 1: then he messaged me when he landed and he said
Speaker 1: there's fires. I said, well, I tried to warn, John,
Speaker 1: tried to warn. Just didn't listen, Jennet, come on, we've done.
Speaker 1: It's the easiest one we've ever done. On the shop.
Speaker 2: Those panthers a.
Speaker 1: Bit worn shown. Why did you yawn? Sean?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, I gave it a try. I gave it
Speaker 1: a try. I could have given an elaborate backstory.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, But my first I went.
Speaker 1: To Barbie with Sean. He was so offended. I was offended,
Speaker 1: well because he was. He was so tired the whole film.
Speaker 1: I said, why did you shown?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to have the leader. You've got to
Speaker 2: add it because it's better if you're not really sure
Speaker 2: where they're going with yes, yes, yes, yes, I can
Speaker 2: call him right now and get him to Actually now
Speaker 2: I can't the time he's got to flight his airborne chilling.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, it was your first time listening. Welcome
Speaker 1: to Is it just me. Every show we start the
Speaker 1: same way with something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: It's an Mitch doesn't own mine. I don't know Mitch's mine.
Speaker 1: This week I was humbled, truly shut up. I had
Speaker 1: I've had.
Speaker 2: It roughly, and so you've had a relapse, like a
Speaker 2: relapse of being humble.
Speaker 1: It's back, very funny. No, no, no, I need to get
Speaker 1: your opinion on something that has upset me this week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's mine.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll drot me to kick things off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on a start show.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: The TV shows just need to keep it simple?
Speaker 1: Oh what do you mean? Explain?
Speaker 2: Just like you know, when you're browsing looking for a
Speaker 2: new show, which is what I was doing yesterday. Anything
Speaker 2: on the menu that just looks too much like it's
Speaker 2: gonna make me think, I'm just like nap, count me out.
Speaker 2: I watched TV because I need a brain break, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. So anything that has fucking thriller
Speaker 2: or mystery or whatever, I'm like, no, yeah, yeah, you're happening.
Speaker 1: It's your job to teach me. I don't want to
Speaker 1: have to put the pieces of the puzzle together. Myself
Speaker 1: and if you.
Speaker 5: Want that, there's a certain time and day.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's not for me, never for Mitchell. Recently, Jenna
Speaker 2: recommended a show to me, Colin from Account.
Speaker 5: Yes, very good show.
Speaker 2: Even the name is a bit mundane, isn't it, Colin
Speaker 2: from mccount.
Speaker 1: It's great, yeah, but perfect for what you want right,
Speaker 1: just nothing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was an easy watch and I
Speaker 2: plowed through that in like a day, like twenty five
Speaker 2: minute episodes and they've only got one season. So I
Speaker 2: was a bit pissed off. I was like, what it's
Speaker 2: done already.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I completely agree with you. Last night,
Speaker 1: I just finished Hijack by Idris elba Oh, and it
Speaker 1: was a fucking marathon thriller. Plaine Hijick.
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm out too much. I was arousing Netflix
Speaker 2: and it like Blacklist and you know, I've got dot
Speaker 2: points underneath the title. It's like psychological exciting mind game.
Speaker 2: I was like, forget it, absolutely not. Or there was
Speaker 2: Witcher Action Adventure Fantasy. I'm like, no, no, fuck that.
Speaker 2: Like the sort of thing I'm looking for is five bedrooms.
Speaker 2: You know that show on Paramount, it's like five people
Speaker 2: move into a share house. Together. I'm like, perfect great
Speaker 2: love that that's simple, that's not overwhelming by the title
Speaker 2: and description.
Speaker 1: We should make a reality show that is actual reality,
Speaker 1: no drama, no stressing. The episode starts with us living
Speaker 1: together and I just ask if Mitchell wants a cup
Speaker 1: of tea and he says yes, and I make him
Speaker 1: a cup of tea.
Speaker 2: And the description is I can't believe you're watching this,
Speaker 2: it's so boring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it is normal, my numbing basicly, they're the
Speaker 1: three ticks pretty much. Would I actually think in today's
Speaker 1: culture that would do okay?
Speaker 2: Probably? Yeah, because bringing back the old school Big Brother Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: why you just sit and watch Reggie and Chrissy Swan
Speaker 2: sit on banana Land talking about how much they hate
Speaker 2: men for twenty minutes the beautiful viewing, so do I.
Speaker 2: There's no dramatic sound effects and editing and all that shit.
Speaker 1: But it's funny because people are so into podcasts now,
Speaker 1: which is just that we're just having a conversation.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So interesting that it hasn't really bled to TV yet.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping it does, because there are some shows that
Speaker 2: sound really simple but then end up being way more
Speaker 2: intense and there's more to it than the title suggests,
Speaker 2: Like did you watch that show Beef on Netflix?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I watched the first twenty five minutes and
Speaker 1: I went, it's a full aphib I could not. My
Speaker 1: heart won't changed rhythm. Oh right, angel fibrillation because it
Speaker 1: was so stressful.
Speaker 2: Well that's the thing I was sold under false fucking pretenses.
Speaker 2: It was like, it's called beef because these two people
Speaker 2: have beef after a road rage incident. Night sweet simple,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that show's full on. I mean I
Speaker 2: was hooked, but that's how you hooked me. Make it
Speaker 2: sound like nothing's going to happen, and then fucking surprise me.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I've gone back to my comfort shows.
Speaker 1: I've been rewatching Deep with Julia Luis Draper, the comfort thing.
Speaker 1: I know. It's so boring, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, so what have you? What are the new shows?
Speaker 1: Actually good recommendations? If any idiot's listening, send them to us,
Speaker 1: because we all need new shows.
Speaker 2: There was only a few weeks ago. We're begging for
Speaker 2: more recommendations, and now here we are again.
Speaker 1: So what have you been watching?
Speaker 2: Whatever you recommend to? Its make it sound boring? Oh,
Speaker 2: my god, that's brilliant, fucking mundane summary of what it is.
Speaker 1: Okay, for example, heartbreak, high maths, exam, angry.
Speaker 2: Kids, two little gays go to school.
Speaker 1: Great, that's better. Heart Stopper Jenna, two gay people, that's
Speaker 1: this podcast.
Speaker 2: You just reminded me that as we're recording Heart Stopper,
Speaker 2: season two came out today, So they fucked me. There's
Speaker 2: my new show.
Speaker 1: We have an idiot who is in heart Stopper. What yes?
Speaker 1: Since when Phoenix who listens to the show, shout out Phoenix,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They're so adorable. They're very cute, and
Speaker 1: they I've been messaging them a lot. They are in
Speaker 1: heart Stopper, and they message me with the night and
Speaker 1: said how are you? I said, good, where are you?
Speaker 1: They said, Phoenix Stone. Everybody his gorgeous. He's such a cutie.
Speaker 1: He's in hard Stopper.
Speaker 2: I'm furiously googling this because I didn't know about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine if Phoenix loved the show so much that
Speaker 1: he got the other cast onto the show, the other
Speaker 1: twins from.
Speaker 2: Phoenix loved us at all, that would happen. You know
Speaker 2: that we got a message from one of our darling
Speaker 2: idiots not too long ago saying, Oh, I'm actually the
Speaker 2: dog groomer for Gena Riley's dog, Gena Riley being Kim
Speaker 2: from cat and Here. Yeah, comedy fucking genius, and I'm
Speaker 2: going to get Gena Riley onto your podcast. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, if I found out that Gena Riley
Speaker 2: was listening to our show, I would fucking ship myself
Speaker 2: right here, right now, honestly. And I have asked any
Speaker 2: update and I haven't heard no, But I do constantly
Speaker 2: have that in the back of my mind every episode.
Speaker 2: This could be Gena Riley's first episode.
Speaker 1: Well, I will say I booked us a podcas as
Speaker 1: guest right at the Logies, okay, which I mean it
Speaker 1: ties into my agym. Are we all done with your shows?
Speaker 1: Oh what, Well, I'll just try to segue into my age.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like the natest segway? But sure it s
Speaker 2: bragging that Geena Riley might listen to it, and then anyway,
Speaker 2: go on, well she's not here.
Speaker 1: I want to just theorize that she's listening. I wonder
Speaker 1: what she's wearing if she's listening. Is she eating a
Speaker 1: banana while she's maybe listening? Go on?
Speaker 2: Do your stupid gym?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Do you also disagree with fashion
Speaker 1: criticals review of my Logi's red carpet?
Speaker 2: Look see, I do see how you got there? From
Speaker 2: Gena Riley listening to our podcast. Yeah, I do see
Speaker 2: how you got there in time. That was a smooth segway.
Speaker 1: Okay, well let me let me let me point out
Speaker 1: the segway. I was at the Logies on the weekend
Speaker 1: a week from today when this episode is out, and
Speaker 1: I bumped into I bumped into I bumped into fuck,
Speaker 1: I bumped into Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, do you need keywords just describe wh woman? Lovely
Speaker 2: Peter Robton, Jes roped into Jess. Sorry, Yeah, that was fun.
Speaker 2: It's been a while since my mind's done that. And
Speaker 2: she was so warm, said, she loves you, she loves me.
Speaker 2: She loves the gul that we do.
Speaker 1: The show with. And I'm assuming that's your Jenny.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that she knew me at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, she follows me, so I think she sees
Speaker 1: the podcast clips and I've asked her about the show
Speaker 1: and I said, Mitch would be so proud of me.
Speaker 1: I've got to take this opportunity. And I said, Jess.
Speaker 1: We'd love to have you before I could finish ding dong.
Speaker 1: Denise Drysdale. Yes, he's sitting at the table.
Speaker 2: Friend.
Speaker 1: Denise taps me on the arm and says, excuse me, love,
Speaker 1: you look like you're in a tea towel about my
Speaker 1: Logi's look.
Speaker 2: Now, what the fuck was Denise Drysdale wearing at the
Speaker 2: LOGI that's an awesome question.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: No, she was actually she really let's not fine. Fine,
Speaker 2: she looked lovely. I think she looked goods. I do
Speaker 2: remember spotting her.
Speaker 1: She did look cute. And then I turned to our
Speaker 1: good friend and I said, would you come on the podcast?
Speaker 1: She said it could be my pleasure. So jessro is
Speaker 1: coming on the show very since she gave me her number.
Speaker 1: So wow, okay, Jess row will be coming. She does
Speaker 1: love cats. She does love cats. Yes, she did yell that, Jenna,
Speaker 1: and that came across as mildly serial killers. Sorry, but
Speaker 1: we have Jess Rowe coming up. Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Now I'm just looking at Denise's outfit. You're right, she
Speaker 2: wasn't throwing stones from a glass house because her outfit
Speaker 2: is so much better than yours. She's got little seat
Speaker 2: show me it Rainbow Lora keats on a black shirt
Speaker 2: and then Rainbow Laura keat tight.
Speaker 1: Oh good for her.
Speaker 2: You're right, you look like you're wearing a tea towel
Speaker 2: compared to Yeah, she was right.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: So if you don't know whof you twl she's wearing
Speaker 2: a fucking table BLUs.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Oh you so defensive of me?
Speaker 2: Thinks I love Denise.
Speaker 1: We all do, all right. So Fashion Critical is a
Speaker 1: Facebook group. It's got a cult following. They're also on Instagram.
Speaker 1: They've got like seven hundred thousand followers. They review red
Speaker 1: carpet looks from around the world. They'll do the MTV
Speaker 1: Red Carpet Awards, they'll do the logis, they'll do the oscars.
Speaker 2: Do we know who runs it or is it anonymous?
Speaker 1: It's anonymous, but we know she's in Australia.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was gonna say they must be Aussie bass.
Speaker 2: Yeah if they a fuck.
Speaker 1: About the logans and they're known for like their cutting
Speaker 1: review of looks. Anyway, I am nobody. I've never been
Speaker 1: in a point where I could be reviewed. This year
Speaker 1: I was reviewed my very first time ever, and the
Speaker 1: reviewer is scathing your outfit.
Speaker 2: Was obviously that eye catching that they were like, we
Speaker 2: got to include these.
Speaker 1: You're totally so if you don't know, we'll put a
Speaker 1: photo on the It was actually in the group chair
Speaker 1: in the Facebook group.
Speaker 2: Yeah and jury idiots our Facebook group, there's a photo
Speaker 2: of Cheery in its little powder blue number. How would
Speaker 2: you do with a big dandruff as.
Speaker 1: I said, Yeah, they are, they're little pearls. They are
Speaker 1: pearls and diamontes.
Speaker 2: They don't look out of place up close. But this
Speaker 2: is a photo from far away and it's not obvious
Speaker 2: what the pearls are. It kind of looks like you've
Speaker 2: just got a heap of moths on your shoulder and
Speaker 2: you haven't showed them. Well that I can take it
Speaker 2: only from a distance, but close up it's stunning, you think.
Speaker 1: Yes, I do, thank you. Yeah, I agree, I think
Speaker 1: close up it is stunning. So here, let's get some
Speaker 1: we'll do some fashion music and i'll read the review
Speaker 1: that Fashion Critical said about my logos. Look, she says,
Speaker 1: one time in a high school exam, the entire room
Speaker 1: of year eight students commenced hurling tiny spitballs of paper
Speaker 1: at one another. Somehow, the teacher on Judy didn't notice.
Speaker 1: I feel like this suit is that teacher, so many
Speaker 1: little spitballs, so little time.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's taken us on a journey, hasn't it?
Speaker 5: It has poetic.
Speaker 1: Spinning a tall tail there, she continues to be fair,
Speaker 1: like you said.
Speaker 2: No, it's she. Did they ever disclose that? I actually
Speaker 2: assumed it with some bitchy gay mant.
Speaker 1: No, because I heard from some friend mutual friends that
Speaker 1: also got reviewed that they know her, okay, and they
Speaker 1: referred to it to her as her I don't know.
Speaker 2: Wow, women supporting women tearing you down. Woman?
Speaker 1: To be fair. Up close, the pearls were quite lovely,
Speaker 1: she says. I have issues with the proportions of the
Speaker 1: jacket and pants length and the shoes look like commercial
Speaker 1: kitchen shoes.
Speaker 2: What's wrong? I don't get the length thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, The problem was the pants were The soup
Speaker 1: was custom made by Rainer. Go look at Rainer Clothing.
Speaker 1: They did a beautiful job. The pants were meant to
Speaker 1: be above my anc However, I was wearing skims shapewear
Speaker 1: for the first time ever. Ah, and have you ever
Speaker 1: wont shapewear?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Remember, I've bitched about it on this podcast karn't
Speaker 2: shapewear tortuous.
Speaker 1: Oh well, so I won my I'm gonna buy good shape.
Speaker 2: But then I got sent good shapewear. One of our
Speaker 2: listeners happens to work in PR's a good ship.
Speaker 1: Ye yeah, yeah wow. Oh I want some Nancy Gams.
Speaker 2: I want some Jans If you're listening, love you.
Speaker 1: James, James's sweetheart. I got skims, so I put two
Speaker 1: pairs of skims on.
Speaker 2: How did you survive? How did you piss? Later?
Speaker 1: I didn't piss. I put it on my Instagram. I
Speaker 1: couldn't piece anyway. The shapewear was on, and my pants
Speaker 1: were touching the shapewear, and because like shapewear makes you
Speaker 1: slippery like a little baby sea my pas. Yes, my
Speaker 1: pants kept slipping down my hips. So that's why. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it belt that's a good pot a point.
Speaker 2: It's an easy way around. I didn't think about you,
Speaker 2: aren't you if.
Speaker 1: She finishes it with But y'all know, I love that
Speaker 1: men are having fun with fashion on the carpet as
Speaker 1: and long may it continue.
Speaker 2: Now I I feel like that was that scathing.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, here's the thing. The comments are worse someone says,
Speaker 1: I don't know who the hell he is, but he's
Speaker 1: tried his best.
Speaker 2: That's not that bad, that's nice.
Speaker 1: This is what happens when Adam Lamber is your style
Speaker 1: like ond. It's a lesson for all of us. Really,
Speaker 1: it's awful. Elvis is back in the building. Shut up, sonya.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I'm going to the Elvis Musical premiere
Speaker 2: this weekend and I have to wear something Elvis themed.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna borrow your fucking jacket.
Speaker 1: Do you want to? Yes? Take it?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 2: I can't think of anything to wear.
Speaker 1: It's covered in champagne.
Speaker 2: Who the fuck's built their champagne?
Speaker 1: Mel Tressina, who won a LOGI in the Cheap Seats.
Speaker 1: I went up to congratulate her, and she had her
Speaker 1: Logi in one hand her champagne in the other, and
Speaker 1: she gave me a hug and she tripped. So she said,
Speaker 1: do I throw my Logi at Mitch Jury and damage it?
Speaker 1: Or do I throw my champagne? So she threw her
Speaker 1: glass of champagne and it shattered on my chest because it.
Speaker 2: Hit the where you're walking. If you've got time to
Speaker 2: weigh up the options.
Speaker 1: She's a Logi winner. Someone says, I feel the Specsavers
Speaker 1: logo really adds to this picture because Specsavers is in
Speaker 1: the background.
Speaker 2: Oh that means like you clearly didn't look in the mirror.
Speaker 2: Pobably gotcha?
Speaker 1: Yeah how Someone says his mum had a filled day
Speaker 1: with the glue. Gun Eva says, is this that boy
Speaker 1: with the podcast and the other person as the girl
Speaker 1: with the glasses? That's you?
Speaker 2: Are they talking about me? Because I very rarely wear
Speaker 2: a glasses on the podcast?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, who else would they be referring
Speaker 1: to girl with the glasses?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean they must just be referring to me.
Speaker 1: Or maybe it's probably some good I hate Miss Jerry.
Speaker 1: I think he does weekends on Kiss No Philippa, I
Speaker 1: don't wrong. Rachel says, this is dire. Who is this?
Speaker 1: Who is this guy? Idious?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't get too attached to it. I wouldn't give
Speaker 2: it too much oxygen. It's a silly little Facebook page
Speaker 2: about passion. Did you feel one hundred bucks in that?
Speaker 1: I felt one hundred and ten?
Speaker 2: There you go, Yeah, that's the main part.
Speaker 1: Well, you know it's true. Koshi was there because after
Speaker 1: he obviously resigned from Sunrise host of Sunrise. He walked
Speaker 1: up to me and you know what he said. He
Speaker 1: whispered in my ear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, Fuck, you're listening.
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Speaker 1: Yes, if you'd like to be on the show, you'll
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Speaker 1: prize department.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, just a little bribe to come on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Of course, if you don't make it on it for
Speaker 2: an is it just you? Because we only do one
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Speaker 7: That is it?
Speaker 1: Today we got a Newcastle homegirl Meg Hi megsy Meg Meg.
Speaker 2: Sounds like that's a lot happening. Good, Yeah, you're good.
Speaker 1: What's happening in Newcastle?
Speaker 7: Are you?
Speaker 1: Guys still talking about the Pasha Balka. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what it is, the big boat that got moored
Speaker 1: in the beach Newcastle and everyone drove up from Sydney
Speaker 1: to look at it.
Speaker 6: Oh maybe I wasn't here.
Speaker 2: Then.
Speaker 1: Where were you born?
Speaker 6: I was born on the Suer Coast.
Speaker 2: I can't believe they're not still talking about it. That's
Speaker 2: all I think of when I think new Car's saying that.
Speaker 1: That's the one thing I think from.
Speaker 2: My family living there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good call or Henny Penny.
Speaker 2: Henny Penny.
Speaker 1: Is Heny Penny still their meg.
Speaker 6: I believe?
Speaker 2: So, yeah, what's that Penny?
Speaker 1: It's like a fast food restaurant. Oh yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: it's chicken and the toys with the kids menus was
Speaker 1: when I went thirty years ago. Was a full sized
Speaker 1: Teddy bear. Yeah, and they're like, here's your chicken, and
Speaker 1: then here's a bear, and I was like, whoa. I
Speaker 1: love Tenny Penny.
Speaker 2: I was hanging out with Oscar on the draw on
Speaker 2: the beaches the other day. I drove past a chicken
Speaker 2: shop and it was called The Honest Chicken and I
Speaker 2: was like, well, thank God for that. I'm so sick
Speaker 2: of being fucking lied to my bird.
Speaker 1: I completely agree. Trustworthy chick by dishonest chicken. What would
Speaker 1: the honest chickens say? I'm fucking over it? Oh god,
Speaker 1: you're honest.
Speaker 2: You know. You just walk in and they go back again.
Speaker 1: Anyway you've gotten? Is it just you?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 1: Alright? Hit us? Is it just me?
Speaker 6: He's going to the cinema's overrated? Hey?
Speaker 2: So now what makes you say that? Meg?
Speaker 8: Okay, don't get me wrong. It is great at times
Speaker 8: when there's a good movie on, like Barbie was great,
Speaker 8: true with the experience. But other than that, it's always
Speaker 8: too hot, too cold. If it's too hot, I feel
Speaker 8: like I'm gonna fall asleep. If it's too cold and
Speaker 8: I haven't brought a jumper, I'm just sitting there freezing.
Speaker 2: Well that's on you. I hate to sound like your mother,
Speaker 2: but take a jacket just in case.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: And then also, like, if you're not in the recliner
Speaker 8: chairs that are more expensive, you just breaking like you
Speaker 8: just feel uncomfortable the whole time, and you're breaking your.
Speaker 6: Neck to look up with this massive screen. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not gonna lie with the whole reclining chair thing.
Speaker 2: Because it's been a while since I've been to a
Speaker 2: cinema that's actually packed and actually full. It's very rarely
Speaker 2: people in front of me. I'm not fucking above putting
Speaker 2: my feet up on the chairs with frontway.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, same, Now my feet You know where my
Speaker 1: feet sits, don't They don't go at the top of
Speaker 1: the chair in front of the little gaps, the little
Speaker 1: gap between the chairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Perfect, I squeeze my feet in. It's so nice.
Speaker 2: Now. Look, I'm back in my cinema era. A couple
Speaker 2: of years ago. I would have agreed with you, Meg,
Speaker 2: but I'm kind of like it's a bit of fun.
Speaker 2: I've been a few times recently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you. Have you seen Barbie you
Speaker 1: did on your birth I did? Yes, Yeah. I enjoyed
Speaker 1: the like the the social aspect of Barbie, Like there
Speaker 1: were people in there. They were all in pink, and
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: This is it was like an unspoken rule that everyone
Speaker 2: wore pink.
Speaker 1: I wore purple. What did you wear?
Speaker 2: What did I wear? Fuck? I ended up wearing a
Speaker 2: jumper that has lit all pink flowers on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's did you wear that to the Did you
Speaker 1: any any pink to the red carpet.
Speaker 5: Of course I did.
Speaker 2: I wore a She's not an idiot.
Speaker 1: No, I wore black, and it just wears a veil. Now,
Speaker 1: the movies are great because where where else can you
Speaker 1: confidently without judgment eat a whole bag of peanut M
Speaker 1: and m's, a whole box of popcorn and three leaders
Speaker 1: of PEPSI Max, No.
Speaker 6: There my own home on my pouch when I'm watching
Speaker 6: the movie.
Speaker 1: No, Meg, there's judgment there.
Speaker 2: That's just still's attached to it. But when you're read
Speaker 2: the movies, you're like, ah, fucking better.
Speaker 1: There's no calorie.
Speaker 2: It's tradition.
Speaker 1: What about Gold Class, Meg, have you ever treated yourself
Speaker 1: to Gold Class?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yes, it's quite not.
Speaker 2: There you go, you're saying, I think I saw what's.
Speaker 6: That one with Lady Gargo in it where she does.
Speaker 2: All the start one? Do you think anyway? Yeah? No,
Speaker 2: the Gold Class was interesting that the first time I
Speaker 2: did Gold Class was a couple of weeks ago when
Speaker 2: it was my birthday gift and Sean was pre ordering
Speaker 2: everything before we got to the cinema, which I thought
Speaker 2: was interesting. I was like, Oh, I thought it was
Speaker 2: like all the pubs now with the QR codes every
Speaker 2: since COVID, you could just order anything whenever you like.
Speaker 2: And so we got there and they were QR code,
Speaker 2: So I thought, sweet, at any point during the movie,
Speaker 2: I can order anything, they'll bring it to me. I
Speaker 2: ordered a second wine and it just never turned up,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what the fuck? I thought this
Speaker 2: gold class thing was like a pub. You can get
Speaker 2: whatever food anytime you like. And so I went up
Speaker 2: to them afterwards and I said, Hi, sorry, I ordered
Speaker 2: this wine and it never turned up. They said, oh
Speaker 2: my god, we're so sorry. We'll refund you. I said, bullshit,
Speaker 2: just give me the wine now. I don't care. You
Speaker 2: want it now, Oh, gullet it. No worries. So it was.
Speaker 2: It was cute. It was good. But yeah, I thought
Speaker 2: that was interesting that it wasn't round the clock you
Speaker 2: have to pre order the food.
Speaker 8: I like the people maybe walking through the cinema, like
Speaker 8: they're like little server people.
Speaker 6: If everyone's ordering food, maybe people might get annoyed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, possibly, although I was in the front row and
Speaker 2: there was someone who blessed them. One of the way
Speaker 2: it has tried to duck, but it achieved nothing like
Speaker 2: they would have had to have scurried across the floor
Speaker 2: on their belly to actually get past the screen. Whatever.
Speaker 1: I didn't mind that little whisper they have to do
Speaker 1: when they talk to you, like if you're there with someone, they.
Speaker 2: Go, you got the chicken wings.
Speaker 1: One the space before their mild. I got the mild.
Speaker 1: Get the worries so much then you miss the pot.
Speaker 1: Fuck Batman's dead and I don't know why, and.
Speaker 6: You're trying to focus on the movie and what they're
Speaker 6: saying either.
Speaker 1: Of it's so confusing.
Speaker 2: Look, Meg, I don't agree with you, because I think
Speaker 2: the movie's fun for a bit of an experience. But
Speaker 2: I will say the one thing I hate about it
Speaker 2: is that my blood is not what it used to be.
Speaker 2: You can't pause and go do a piece exactly.
Speaker 6: It's better at home.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, because I'm just like my mother,
Speaker 2: where I can't sit for too long during a movie.
Speaker 2: At home, I'm like a sim On autopilot. I'll just
Speaker 2: start fucking finding random chores that do around the house.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, now that I'm still watching Sean, I
Speaker 2: need to pause. I need to pause. All of a sudden,
Speaker 2: I'm on a ladder planning the fucking lampshade.
Speaker 8: But it's also the ADHD when you yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 8: you have to sit there and absolutely pay attention for
Speaker 8: you know, two hours, whereas when I'm at home, I'll
Speaker 8: pause fifty million times.
Speaker 5: I agree, it depends.
Speaker 2: If the movie's got you or not. If it's nothing
Speaker 2: worse the being suck at the cinema, but it's a film.
Speaker 1: Can I just say there is nothing I miss more
Speaker 1: than the maybe twenty tens to twenty fifteens of a
Speaker 1: home movie on a network on a channel seven, Channel ten,
Speaker 1: Channel nine, Like I love the ad, No, because you
Speaker 1: know what, I love the charm of where they would
Speaker 1: place the ads, Like say, for example, you're watching Harry Potter,
Speaker 1: you'll know whether this is exactly where you'd put the
Speaker 1: ad You're a wizard, Harry.
Speaker 2: They do just slotted in randomly. That was a mid sentence.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh okay, there was always the most random spot.
Speaker 1: And then they play three seconds of the iconic jingle
Speaker 1: like mission impossible, the murderer is in Russia, look me
Speaker 1: a plane.
Speaker 2: Did you ever do that thing where you'd tape a
Speaker 2: movie that was on TV and you'd run up and
Speaker 2: hit stop on the recording when the ad started, and
Speaker 2: then you'd quickly run up and hit record when the
Speaker 2: movie came back in the break. So then I ended
Speaker 2: up with this bootleg version of parent Trap that had
Speaker 2: the little logos down the bottom. Yeah, the good old days.
Speaker 1: They were fine. Anyway, Meg, You're wrong and canceled from
Speaker 1: the show, so you I fell love the Cinnamas.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying they're overrated.
Speaker 1: No, no, we understand, we understand. Yeah, we get it.
Speaker 2: It's not without its flaws.
Speaker 1: You put it that way. Yes, all right, Meg, good luck,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. General message of course, all right, Sea,
Speaker 1: sweet goodbye.
Speaker 2: What were you wishing in love for?
Speaker 1: I don't just living in Newcastle, I guess.
Speaker 2: Keep an eye for drive bys to be honest, dried chicken,
Speaker 2: honest chicken and fucking banked cruise ships.
Speaker 1: No, thank you.
Speaker 2: Alright, it is time to get an update on our
Speaker 2: grand game of Fuck Mary Kill.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have anxiety over the fact that
Speaker 1: I think I would be killed in a game of
Speaker 1: fuck Marry killed.
Speaker 2: In conversations that you're not aware of, correct, which I
Speaker 2: don't understand why you bother dwelling on things like that.
Speaker 2: But you were convinced that all these people behind your
Speaker 2: back would have chosen to kill you rather than fuck
Speaker 2: or marry.
Speaker 1: I'm working through it with my thing, but this will
Speaker 1: make it either worse or better because you asked the question,
Speaker 1: Well no you did? Oh did I?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You told everyone to out of the three of us,
Speaker 2: choose fuck Mary, kill, Mitch Cherry, Mitchell Coombs, Jenner Benson,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, in the Facebook group and during idiots,
Speaker 2: and we popped it into Spotify comments. So I've gone
Speaker 2: through and I've tallied how many times you were killed,
Speaker 2: how many times you were fucked, how many times you
Speaker 2: were married? Oh my god. And I've done the same
Speaker 2: for all of us.
Speaker 1: So I've got the results and I've got some sound effects.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So what's gonna have to happen is we're gonna
Speaker 2: have to swap sides. We're gonna have to swap desks
Speaker 2: because I will spoil it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Really, ye, Bradley's going to do the reveal.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's move. Let's I love when we swap it. It
Speaker 1: happens so rarely, I know, it's always an exciting moment.
Speaker 1: Do I take my drink.
Speaker 2: Bottle if you want?
Speaker 1: How long WY be here for?
Speaker 2: I don't know snacks.
Speaker 1: You've got snacks on your side of the table. I'm
Speaker 1: just farted on mine. I'm going to inherit. You've got
Speaker 1: moisturizer over here. I was just looking at how ashy
Speaker 1: my elbows were.
Speaker 2: That's not mine and that's Jackie Nort's.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Oh no, it'll sim me down.
Speaker 2: Can I just say while we're whe're on the topic,
Speaker 2: is Jackie not a little bit of a pig? I
Speaker 2: can't see in the clutter right wish.
Speaker 1: There are two empty drink bottles, there's barbecue sauce, there's
Speaker 1: nasal spray, sunglasses, much of vitamin gummy, salt and pepper.
Speaker 2: I think she might have decluttered. It used to be
Speaker 2: worse anyway.
Speaker 1: So we still have to get them on the show.
Speaker 2: Where are these sound effects?
Speaker 1: You'll see them. They're on the wall, Mitchell. Can we
Speaker 1: start doing the show? Can I start doing the show.
Speaker 2: From here if you want?
Speaker 1: Just like, I really like it. I feel like I've
Speaker 1: got a different energy.
Speaker 2: Okay, I found there they are, So I'm going I'm
Speaker 2: going to go through the results. I've done a bit
Speaker 2: of maths. Oh my god, Bradley will tell you if
Speaker 2: the majority chose to fuck or if they chose to or.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, hold on, hold on?
Speaker 2: Should I reveal yours?
Speaker 1: For hold on? What nervous? So hold on? So how
Speaker 1: are you gonna do it? Are you gonna go are
Speaker 1: you gonna go by who had the most funcks, who
Speaker 1: are the most married? Or're gonna get mitch jury? And
Speaker 1: then my percentage?
Speaker 2: I'll go through one by one person, my person. Okay,
Speaker 2: what your feedback was? All right?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? So who are you gonna start with?
Speaker 2: Who should I start with?
Speaker 1: Well, don't start with me because I'm the most anxious. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, and you know the results. So to make
Speaker 1: the most suspense, you choose Huh. I don't know what coming?
Speaker 1: Can I just fucking spit it?
Speaker 2: Alay, my god, I'm so nervous.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I'll start with Jenna then, okay, yeah, let's
Speaker 2: let's hear now. Jenna, Yes, your number one vote. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the majority of people.
Speaker 1: Chose to.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, which is what you were most worried about?
Speaker 5: Yes, I know, but it happens. And then I realized
Speaker 5: I can just come back as something else.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing, that's what most people said, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was either most of the comments were saying that
Speaker 2: they killed you for one of two reasons. Either they
Speaker 2: know that you'll live on, you'll come back to life,
Speaker 2: you're perpetual, or it was actually just a sexuality thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they were killing you because they are not attracted to women.
Speaker 1: Most of our listeners a gay man.
Speaker 5: Fair enough, I accept that.
Speaker 2: Nicole said I'll kill Jenna because I know she enjoys
Speaker 2: coffins killing people and I want to live. So really
Speaker 2: she was being quite selpless.
Speaker 5: Yeah, lovely respond you actually look.
Speaker 1: Okay that the majority of our audience want you dead.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, but I'll be back to kill them.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: True, Yeah, I did notice in that thread early on
Speaker 1: Jenna was replying to people with threats really off.
Speaker 2: No, it was on, I will say though, Jenna. So, yeah,
Speaker 2: fifty seven percent of boats were to kill you.
Speaker 1: Okay, but then backing the.
Speaker 2: Place thirty one percent yes with was fuck yeah oh
Speaker 2: my god. So marriage was the least appealing option when
Speaker 2: it came to you. Scott said, I want to fuck Jenna.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest. I'm mad enough to take up the
Speaker 2: challenge to make that. Queen squirt. Oh Mel said I'd
Speaker 2: fuck Jenna. The quiet ones are always the wild ones.
Speaker 1: Oh that's true, Kentick. You need we bring that up again.
Speaker 2: In this comment says fuck Jenna to get the Kentucky experience.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know if you want that.
Speaker 2: I was there. What happens on Kentiky stays beautiful message.
Speaker 1: We're both single, Jenna, we could just road testing. We
Speaker 1: could as well.
Speaker 2: Now as for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, the majority of people chose to.
Speaker 2: Fuckes.
Speaker 1: Wow your aralia.
Speaker 2: But the thing is that none of them really sound
Speaker 2: because we asked them to elaborate on their answer. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: no one sounded particularly excited at the idea of fucking me.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, I don't let me if I
Speaker 2: Brydon said I'd fuck Coombs because I don't think he'd
Speaker 2: tolerate me long term to get it over, and Amy
Speaker 2: said I'd fuck Coombs. It'd be fun, but there's no
Speaker 2: sexual chemistry and so we'd end up being best friends.
Speaker 2: So she's chose to fuck me but insulted me. At
Speaker 2: the same time. Den I said, I guess i'd fuck
Speaker 2: Combs because that's all I have left. You'd already chosen
Speaker 2: to marry and kill you two got it, got it,
Speaker 2: got it, So I'm not really taking that as a
Speaker 2: huge compliment. Okay, Second was marriage.
Speaker 1: That's that's nice.
Speaker 2: I will say that. What was that one comment that
Speaker 2: I thought was so flattering? It said Chris said, I'd
Speaker 2: marry Kumbs because I feel like marrying someone with all
Speaker 2: these practical skills would be so helpful.
Speaker 5: That's quite nice.
Speaker 1: You can change a time.
Speaker 2: Are you ready for your results?
Speaker 1: I'm ready? Here we go, yep, hit me.
Speaker 2: Okay, where's that fucking drone?
Speaker 1: It should be on the drone s FX. I'm sure
Speaker 1: the fader is up and on.
Speaker 2: I know how to panel down.
Speaker 1: I can't hear anything.
Speaker 2: I just turned it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't hear it.
Speaker 2: I haven't turned sorry so that I can do a
Speaker 2: bit of suspense.
Speaker 5: I can't hear it.
Speaker 2: I can turn your mic off just as easily as
Speaker 2: I turned the drone on.
Speaker 1: I can fart in your seat.
Speaker 2: Are you ready for your results?
Speaker 1: I am ready. It has kept me up at night.
Speaker 1: This could either really make or break the progress I've
Speaker 1: had in the last few weeks after my breakup.
Speaker 2: Mitchell Cheery in the is it just me? Grand game
Speaker 2: of fuck Mary? Kill the majority of people voted to
Speaker 2: you've got majority married.
Speaker 1: That's pretty yeah, what do they say, what's the justification?
Speaker 2: Just said, I'd marry Cheery. I've got some romantic music
Speaker 2: over here. Woman, I'm having fun with this.
Speaker 1: It's very fun. It makes you dramatic.
Speaker 2: So where do I find the romantic musical?
Speaker 1: It might not be on there. Just have a look
Speaker 1: at one of my defaults. But if you command, what
Speaker 1: about this? That's a Shetland plenty. I have that on
Speaker 1: hand in case and you make fun of Jenna.
Speaker 2: You don't have romantic music, but you've got the fucking
Speaker 2: japan national anthem. Just play that, Just play that, all right.
Speaker 2: Jess said I would marry Cheery. I think we'd get
Speaker 2: along as well. We could date whoever we wanted, take
Speaker 2: long walks. Wait, wait, marry you because you can date
Speaker 2: whoever you wanted. Because she's proposing an open marriage.
Speaker 1: Because I'm single, is well, what you mean?
Speaker 2: But I married to her in this hypothetical, but you
Speaker 2: can still date.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't escape open relationship.
Speaker 2: She also said, I've already got kids and a husband,
Speaker 2: but we're pretending it doesn't exist for the minute. So
Speaker 2: you would already have already made family without having to ruder.
Speaker 1: I'm not sold on Jess.
Speaker 2: Jasper said marry Cheery because his old money also could
Speaker 2: lead to my fame, and said, marry Cheery seems like
Speaker 2: a great partner, and we could have an open marriage
Speaker 2: to make the most of our slut favor. Hold on.
Speaker 1: So my fear is affirmed. People want to marry me,
Speaker 1: but they don't want to fucking touch me with a
Speaker 1: ten foot cole.
Speaker 2: I think you'll find that in second place, people chose
Speaker 2: to fuck Yes thirty four percent bitch, says Leanna, because
Speaker 2: I feel sorry for him in his break up here
Speaker 2: all right, next please, I didn't realize that pity, Oh
Speaker 2: Doug nas and I is that how you need?
Speaker 6: Is?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 2: And I a triples in Wow. It seems to would
Speaker 2: fuck Cheery because he's funny and it's cuffing season and
Speaker 2: I need a big boy. What does that mean? What
Speaker 2: is cuffing?
Speaker 1: Cuffing? Is just having a partner, I think, isn't it?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Jenna, can you google that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? If he wants to put me in cuffs some down.
Speaker 2: Also, Sarah said I'd fuck Cheery because he's entering his
Speaker 2: slut era, so he'd be up for getting experimental.
Speaker 1: Oh my, definitely. That japan national anthem is cuffing.
Speaker 5: Oh, usually the colder months when new relationships start, and
Speaker 5: I'll hold the.
Speaker 2: Fuck up I found it. Yeah, coughing is.
Speaker 5: Oh, cuffing is usually the colder months, for instance, full
Speaker 5: or winter, when new relationships start and old relationships turn
Speaker 5: into engagements.
Speaker 2: Ooh wow, so NEAs is ready to pounds during cuffing season.
Speaker 1: Send me a message. Anyone else want to fuck me tonight? Preferably?
Speaker 1: Wait a second.
Speaker 5: It says it begins in October and last until just
Speaker 5: after Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good, you've got time that's coming up.
Speaker 1: But in the DIARYT yeah, schedule it in. That's right,
Speaker 1: he said, just in time a cuffing season as has
Speaker 1: been going ahead.
Speaker 2: A few months. So only sixteen percent of your votes
Speaker 2: were to kill that was the least. Wow.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, my insecurities were were ill founded.
Speaker 2: Okay, I won't read any comments about why they'd killed.
Speaker 2: There was only a couple though, that's the that's the
Speaker 2: important thing here.
Speaker 1: I'd like to know the percentage of the three of us,
Speaker 1: Like what was out of the three of us. What
Speaker 1: we got?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Well? Fuck Mary kill Mitch Jenner? Well, I got killed,
Speaker 1: Jenna got killed? Yeah, you got fuck?
Speaker 2: You got married?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: I thought you were just looking at all of ours,
Speaker 1: but this is all round.
Speaker 2: Oh. I was in like, out of all the votes
Speaker 2: Jenna got, fifty seven percent of them were killed. Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so it is fuck Coombs overarching Marychury kill Jenna.
Speaker 5: I thought it would be more for me for kill,
Speaker 5: so I will.
Speaker 2: It is the biggest majority. How you got fifty percent marriage?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Fifty seven I got? I got forty seven percent.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 2: So once again people are reluctant. Yeah, and then you
Speaker 2: got fifty seven percent killed? Be high your of the
Speaker 2: most common thread? Wow?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well we love our listeners. Thank you guys, whether
Speaker 1: you're killing us, fucking us, or marriage, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: All right, do you want to swap?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get Is it just me listening on Spotify?
Speaker 1: I don't forget to leave a five star now.
Speaker 2: Another thing that we need to follow up on. This
Speaker 2: is from a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: It is Jenn's STD Oh yeah, how.
Speaker 2: Did you get those results?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: I haven't yet ship.
Speaker 2: Well, no news, it's good news. I mean, given your behavior,
Speaker 2: I can imagine why you'd be worried, worried sleepless nights. Anyway,
Speaker 2: A few weeks ago, remember I brought in a ukulele
Speaker 2: to cover Colleen Ballenger's apology song Toki Got the Train.
Speaker 2: We did the ousie version. This is it if you missed.
Speaker 3: It, all of the rusted bullshit bus fanging around.
Speaker 2: The block of fucking porkies starning really good.
Speaker 1: Did well on TikTok. We really riled up some Ballinger fans.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and like beautiful ukulele playing for me. Obviously
Speaker 2: I agree. And we decided that we were going to
Speaker 2: pop the ukulele on eBay. We all signed it in
Speaker 2: permanent market and then go forth and bid see how
Speaker 2: much we get for it. Last time we did this,
Speaker 2: it was a wine cork from a wine bottle that
Speaker 2: we popped for some reason.
Speaker 1: We signed it too, I think I remember. And then
Speaker 1: we and we said we'll donate the money to a
Speaker 1: charity of the winning bidders choosing.
Speaker 2: Correct and the winecock I think was sixty bucks or something. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: And so I was expecting something similar for the ukulele. Yes,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did the ukulele bidding get out of control?
Speaker 2: But first let's just bring on the winner. Shall we?
Speaker 2: Let me shut the bullshit?
Speaker 1: Let's do it. The winner of the bid for the
Speaker 1: what was it? Basic bullshit bus? What do we call it?
Speaker 2: Rusted? My first youth ukulele, my first single?
Speaker 1: I should not I should know the title our rusted
Speaker 1: busted ukulele. You might know him. It is MITCHI boy
Speaker 1: is back.
Speaker 2: Oh yay, Yes, are we fellas all the better for
Speaker 2: hearing your voice, Darlan, Mitch's back. You were on a
Speaker 2: few weeks ago. Might have been the same week that
Speaker 2: we used the ukulele.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had an Is it just you, Mitch? That's right?
Speaker 7: So that's why I thought it was fitting that I
Speaker 7: won that little bad Boy.
Speaker 2: Well, when you say one, you technically paid for it,
Speaker 2: but it's going to charity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I will say you the winning bid was
Speaker 1: six hundred and sixty dollars Mitchie. Yeah, how good?
Speaker 2: Fuckrazy? You didn't think to throw six bucks on there?
Speaker 2: How good would six six six be?
Speaker 1: Just for loles?
Speaker 2: I cannot believe that you ended up spending six hundred
Speaker 2: and sixty dollars on that fucking ukulele. If it wasn't
Speaker 2: for charity, i'd feel bad knowing how much I'd paid
Speaker 2: for it on Amazon, but it was.
Speaker 7: It was actually quite funny too, because you know when
Speaker 7: when it's all gone through or whatever, and it says
Speaker 7: down the bottom it's like suggested items for you, and
Speaker 7: it's other ukuleles twelve dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just add that to the checkout too. I will
Speaker 2: say the one I got was not twelve dollars, but
Speaker 2: it was around that mark.
Speaker 1: So it's a good quality. We've all signed it, so
Speaker 1: it's on the way to you. You'll have to send
Speaker 1: us a photo when you get a Mitchie. I haven't
Speaker 1: rocked up yet, I.
Speaker 7: Don't think so.
Speaker 2: I was going to get you to play it down
Speaker 2: the phone line. That's all right, We'll have to get
Speaker 2: the video, send us a rendition, you play something in
Speaker 2: the Facebook group, if you play in the UK lally,
Speaker 2: that'll be good.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I'll try and learn how to play something.
Speaker 1: Well, it's an investment six hundred sixty. So we've got
Speaker 1: that money, Mitch, and what we're going to do is
Speaker 1: we're going to donate it to a charity of your choice.
Speaker 1: So we're six hundred and sixty and we're going to
Speaker 1: round it up to seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we may as well. We may not be stingy.
Speaker 1: No, it's a nice, nice neat number. I also a
Speaker 1: fucking tex right off for its Yeah, Mitch, what charity
Speaker 1: were donating the seven hundred bucks too?
Speaker 7: So the charity is it's called Emma's Warriors. Warriors, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: it's called Emma's Warriors. It's a I suppose long story short.
Speaker 7: It's a young girl who shopped with my brand quite
Speaker 7: a bit.
Speaker 2: She's lone clothing company. It's the brand. By the way,
Speaker 2: I'm wearing one of your shirts today.
Speaker 1: It is cor Love.
Speaker 7: She's she's only young, she's only say ten or.
Speaker 1: Eleven, little girl, Yeah, she's young.
Speaker 7: And yeah, she's been diagnosed with leukemia. So and it's
Speaker 7: it's very heartbreaking. And she's spent around one hundred and
Speaker 7: sixty days or the last days in the hospital.
Speaker 2: She's she's beating it.
Speaker 7: She's doing really well. But what she's gone and done,
Speaker 7: so she's done. She's created this little charity to give
Speaker 7: back to other kids in her position.
Speaker 1: In a similar situation.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So what she's doing, she's making these backpacks and
Speaker 7: they're filled with items that she needed during when she
Speaker 7: was in hospital that made her more comfortable.
Speaker 2: That makes sense and care kids, yeah exactly.
Speaker 7: Yeah, for kids like her that are going through cancer
Speaker 7: and stuff.
Speaker 2: So that's horrible.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's really, it's really really, you know, like fuck,
Speaker 7: we get everything, Like.
Speaker 2: I just don't realize how lucky.
Speaker 7: Like you know, and when you get someone that's gone
Speaker 7: through fucking helen back come in to you and say
Speaker 7: to you, this is what they're doing and giving back,
Speaker 7: and you know they're worrying about other people when they're
Speaker 7: going through the worst.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't believe that the money you're donating isn't
Speaker 2: even going towards her and her treatment, because I'm looking
Speaker 2: at it now. There's a go fundme page, which, by
Speaker 2: the way, we'll pop that in our Facebook group and jury,
Speaker 2: yeah defendone else wants to chuck some money their way
Speaker 2: because that is beautiful. I thought it was going to
Speaker 2: be going towards Emma's treatment and you know the costs
Speaker 2: involved with her, but she's using that money to look
Speaker 2: after other people. That's so beautiful. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so it's yeah, it's pretty it's really touching, Like
Speaker 7: it's Yeah, it's fucking sick.
Speaker 2: It's really cool, beautiful sick. Do you know what my
Speaker 2: favorite numbers are? Seven and three? Can we round it
Speaker 2: up to seven three seven, seven hundred and thirty seven?
Speaker 2: That would just fucking really warm my heart and my OCD.
Speaker 1: And the aeroplane nerds. Seven three seven. People. People are
Speaker 1: very weird. They're going to love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, think boeing, yeah, bowing, Yeah, I permission to use
Speaker 2: our podcast funds seven three seven, Yeah, go for it,
Speaker 2: break it.
Speaker 7: It's happening, will If you put it to that, I'll
Speaker 7: put in the rest to make it to a thousand,
Speaker 7: and we'll give them a thousand.
Speaker 2: Oh gee cry all right, I'm doing it now donated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Mitchie, you're a good man Alone Clothing co
Speaker 1: if you want to give his brand a plug. You
Speaker 1: are such a nice guy, like we've only really met
Speaker 1: you in the last couple of weeks, but you're you're
Speaker 1: a good egg. There's not many people out there like mate.
Speaker 7: Sheers.
Speaker 1: No, I appreciate it, mate, sound copper, Yeah, I said, mate,
Speaker 1: it really no, it sounds natural. Yeah, mate Copper.
Speaker 2: By the way, I don't know if you know this, Mitch,
Speaker 2: but a lot of people wrote in saying he sounded
Speaker 2: hot and you were on the show last time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's got a man. He's got a man.
Speaker 2: That does not mean that people aren't allowed to tell
Speaker 2: me I'm hot.
Speaker 1: That's true, that's very true. Is your man masculine like?
Speaker 6: Is he like?
Speaker 1: Is he the same energy as you? Mitchie?
Speaker 7: Pretty similar?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 7: Which is?
Speaker 6: I know?
Speaker 1: It's cool?
Speaker 7: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I will send us your nudes and we'll post
Speaker 1: him on that. This is just me, Paige Mitchie, and
Speaker 1: you've got to subscribe for shit. It's a good man.
Speaker 1: He's a business man. He's a business man at his
Speaker 1: call there or we'll put the link obviously to the
Speaker 1: charity in our Facebook group if you want to have
Speaker 1: a little more info.
Speaker 2: Emma's Warriors, that's what it's called. I've got a Facebook
Speaker 2: page as well.
Speaker 1: On your Mitchie, play your ukulele with pride. Yes, I
Speaker 1: love the guys. Thanks, thank you, buddy. What a good
Speaker 1: guy he is. He's such a sweetheart.
Speaker 2: You could almost call us a throupple of mitches.
Speaker 1: You could. That's true of mitches.
Speaker 2: Huh. I got to say this guy. Fund me is
Speaker 2: really unnerving. Look, it's been loading for the last two minutes.
Speaker 2: Ever since I had right, I've clicked it. I'm not
Speaker 2: sure if it's worked on all.
Speaker 1: Right, on that note, let's go. It's the end of
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get out of here. Let's leave. We'll be
Speaker 2: back before you know it on Saturday at five pm
Speaker 2: Sydney time to be precise.
Speaker 1: That's us. Yeah, we're here, talkback tings live.
Speaker 2: Can't wait for that. Anything you want to talk about,
Speaker 2: give us the buzz. We'll give the number out on
Speaker 2: the day. Don't worry. Yeah, don't fucking call the idgin phone,
Speaker 2: not the one that you text us on.
Speaker 1: No, it's a very different number. We'll give you all
Speaker 1: the details next week. Don't worry all or be in
Speaker 1: the Facebook group all across the socials.
Speaker 2: Yes, we'll catch you soon, idiots.
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Speaker 2: Aff Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment
Speaker 2: on the end. You might think the show is finished,
Speaker 2: but it just isn't it. It's never kidding. We wrap
Speaker 2: it up and then we talk shit that we kind
Speaker 2: of want to trick people. Hopefully they don't hear this
Speaker 2: part because we just go a bit rogue. It's not
Speaker 2: at best word, you know what.
Speaker 1: You might want it to be over, but sorry, it's not.
Speaker 2: And given the fact that our episode consumption rate is
Speaker 2: at ninety eight percent, I would hazard, I guess and
Speaker 2: say most people have discovered the secret.
Speaker 1: There's two percent out of there that I really feel
Speaker 1: sorry for. I know, but we can't change it.
Speaker 2: Actually, I don't really feel thorough and I wouldn't say
Speaker 2: this is the best stuff they're missing out on.
Speaker 1: Not to I just drivel, absolute drivel, absolute drivel.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't bother.
Speaker 1: Have we all had a good week so far?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, good. I'm quite excited because they've got talkback things
Speaker 2: coming up, and we've started to lock in things for
Speaker 2: the Hobby Hunt.
Speaker 1: We're going on the road, we're going to leave the studio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously there's a lot of winging it on this show,
Speaker 2: but we've actually got fun things planned.
Speaker 1: So it's a good era we do. It's our unhinged era,
Speaker 1: chaotic era. I don't know. Maybe silly Era, silly Goose. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no it didn't, did it. Hot Girl walk era has
Speaker 1: caught on. I'm getting so many idiots sending me photos
Speaker 1: of them on their hot Girl walks.
Speaker 2: Which is weird because I didn't have the same uptake
Speaker 2: from my walking era, which I'm still in. It used
Speaker 2: to become your personality.
Speaker 1: Well I've posted it every day, so it's sort of
Speaker 1: become the thing. And then now everyone's sending me anti
Speaker 1: chaf cream and I've really made it the brand. It's
Speaker 1: not what I thought i'd be at at this point,
Speaker 1: I but I'll take it.
Speaker 2: I usually wear like a little similar to the skims,
Speaker 2: really little pair of bark shorts, so I don't get
Speaker 2: the chafing. If they ever needed the cream.
Speaker 1: Someone suggested cooking flower between the legs imagine that.
Speaker 5: I don't know about that, which.
Speaker 1: Works when you're rolling like kneading dough, but I don't
Speaker 1: know if it work between my thighs. I'd fucking run
Speaker 1: so quickly to turn into fokasha. There is so much
Speaker 1: heat down there that there'd be damper by the time
Speaker 1: I've reached the end of my run.
Speaker 2: My dad used to smear on petroleum jelly, and it
Speaker 2: was so fu imagine just putting lube between your legs
Speaker 2: like there.
Speaker 1: We have come such a far away since the days
Speaker 1: of petroleum jelly. It used to be my mum's fixed
Speaker 1: for everything. Yeah, really chapped lips, petroleum jelly, burnt hand
Speaker 1: petroleum jelly, car white start petroleum jelly. What even is it?
Speaker 1: It's like the byproduct of petrol, isn't it?
Speaker 2: And we put it on my lips. I'm not even
Speaker 2: sure I wouldn't put that on my lips though. I
Speaker 2: can't think of one thing that I'd go fuck. I
Speaker 2: wish I had petroleum jelly for this. I can't think
Speaker 2: of one thing.
Speaker 5: I used to always put it on my lips.
Speaker 1: Everyone did it. When I ever had windburn, I had
Speaker 1: shocking windburn because I used to. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I had windburn. Never had it since, but it's just
Speaker 1: to me on the fly of what happened to windburn.
Speaker 1: But I used to put it all over my lips.
Speaker 1: It looks like Miranda fucking sings with a transparent lip
Speaker 1: balmine and it worked. Have you guys heard of slugging? No,
Speaker 1: it's the new skincare trend. Involving you do your skin
Speaker 1: care routine, right, so your ceerums and your toner and
Speaker 1: your moisturizer. This is only before bed. Once your moisturizer
Speaker 1: is on, you then get three fingers worth of vasso
Speaker 1: or petroleum jelly and you cover your fat yeah sorry,
Speaker 1: and then you cover your face in it, and then
Speaker 1: you look like a slug because you're slimy. Then you
Speaker 1: go to bed, you wake up, the petroleum jelly is
Speaker 1: all soaked in and melted off, and your skin and
Speaker 1: your skin care has soaked in rather than your skin
Speaker 1: care getting rubbed off on the pillow and your pajamas.
Speaker 2: So it's less for the skinner, more to protect the
Speaker 2: ship you've already got at correct, Because skin care is expensive,
Speaker 2: it locks that in and then the petroleum jelly's the ship,
Speaker 2: the vaclines the ship that gets rubbed off rather than
Speaker 2: the expensive retinoles and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, but I've got nice sheets, as do you?
Speaker 1: Mit you spend a ship on the dairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if i'd want to use that,
Speaker 2: like petroleum jelly all over my good spinal le ayce.
Speaker 5: No, it'll ruin my silk pillow cake it will.
Speaker 1: I'm also like a wider when it comes to texture.
Speaker 1: I could not sleep, especially.
Speaker 2: When I'm a side sleeper, but have my face.
Speaker 1: I feel like if your pants at the leg getting
Speaker 1: down my hips.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling that the fucking go fund me
Speaker 2: side is glitching because it's not donating and I'm trying
Speaker 2: to sign up and make an account and it's not
Speaker 2: doing that either. It's not her, it's go fund me.
Speaker 2: How I go? Fuck you instead?
Speaker 6: No? Go?
Speaker 2: So you please with your results, aren't you?
Speaker 1: I'm so pleased with my results.
Speaker 2: I could have predicted that, but already marry Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah it makes sense and a high number of fuck
Speaker 1: isn't that nice?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've encountered an error. Please try again. Ah huh,
Speaker 2: all right, well, someone absolutely keep me accountable to that.
Speaker 2: If you check the GoFundMe and our donation isn't in
Speaker 2: the list of donations, tell me, because I'm not going
Speaker 2: to forget. I won't fucking forget.
Speaker 1: No God, no, nor should you.
Speaker 2: No, No, I won't.
Speaker 1: Were you happy with your results?
Speaker 2: Oh not really, because everyone chose fuck, but no one
Speaker 2: sounded excited at the thought.
Speaker 1: Like I said, it was a byproduct.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like, I guess I'll fuck him.
Speaker 1: Jenna.
Speaker 5: Well, I thought i'd get killed by more people, but
Speaker 5: it was only like fifty six percent.
Speaker 1: That's extremely high. That's very hot. That we go do
Speaker 1: not be happy.
Speaker 2: No, I thought it would be more so okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's fifty percent of votes to you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Do you wantus to break it down any further?
Speaker 2: Generals like they didn't like picture a pie chart. I
Speaker 2: don't want to cut it in half. And that big
Speaker 2: bit was just killed and the other two bits of pie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I'll be back.
Speaker 1: You won't die, yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 2: She'll come back as a fucking lady bug or something.
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Whenever a lady bug used to land on me,
Speaker 1: I used to make a wish. Did you guys do it?
Speaker 2: No, I'd put it in a jar and try and
Speaker 2: keep it a pet. It to be dead within a
Speaker 2: few hours.
Speaker 1: Mitchell, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: It's one of those Makona jars in an instant coffee.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're supposed to block the air and
Speaker 2: see all the ladybugs in there.
Speaker 1: I don't think you are.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: Well, no one told me, Is this just me on
Speaker 1: the fly? Did we stop producing those bug catches?
Speaker 2: I remember?
Speaker 1: As soon as I tell you, you'll picture it, those
Speaker 1: green ones.
Speaker 2: It looks like a.
Speaker 1: Pineapple, all the ones you buy. It's just got like
Speaker 1: a round cylindrical body. Then it tapers up like a
Speaker 1: like a bottle of a and then a massive top.
Speaker 2: It looks like one of those automatic pet feeders.
Speaker 1: It does does.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I had no interest in that ship. As if
Speaker 2: anyone would ever think that, oh, this is a great
Speaker 2: present for Mitchell a bug catcher.
Speaker 1: I feel like I used to see them all the time.
Speaker 1: I had so many bug catches.
Speaker 2: I had hate and now has to be on the
Speaker 2: shelves and stuff. Yes, I know how often you go
Speaker 2: to toy store, though.
Speaker 1: I did have to go on to the toy last
Speaker 1: week before I bought myself a squish mellow. What's a
Speaker 1: squish mellow?
Speaker 2: That sounds right on my alley.
Speaker 1: Let me buy you a squish mellow.
Speaker 2: Oh fine, if you insist, I will let it happen.
Speaker 1: And Jim Yellow, they are the texture of a squish
Speaker 1: mellow is like a marshmallow. It is gorgeous. It's not stuffing.
Speaker 1: I can't I want to rip mine open and find
Speaker 1: out the magic that is inside it, because it is
Speaker 1: you melt into these things.
Speaker 2: So why were you buying one?
Speaker 1: Well, thanks for bringing up. Me and my ex had
Speaker 1: two on our bed, Chipley and Harris, with their names.
Speaker 2: Got one of them, and now they're apart.
Speaker 1: What happened was it's actually quite sad. Oh, I get sad.
Speaker 1: We love them, and we slept with them. We got
Speaker 1: kind of and we had like jokes about them. Probably
Speaker 1: shouldn't brought this up. Actually, when I kicked Hit when
Speaker 1: he left the house, he took Harris, and then I
Speaker 1: had Chipley. Anyway, I lived in.
Speaker 2: The house for eight months, squish fucking mellow. So so
Speaker 2: then when I move, grant you some sort of visitation.
Speaker 1: No, true. So then when I packed up the house
Speaker 1: because I was living in the house for nine weeks alone,
Speaker 1: I am such a thoughtful person that I thought, you
Speaker 1: know what, he can have Harris both. No, No, I
Speaker 1: didn't know he had Chipley. I thought Chipley had been
Speaker 1: packed in one of my boxes, but Harris was still
Speaker 1: on my bed, our king bed. So then I go here,
Speaker 1: I'll give him Harris because I want him to have one.
Speaker 1: I'll have one. Anyway, I get home already, so I
Speaker 1: lost Chipley and Harris. Anyway, Mitchell, they feel such a
Speaker 1: void in bed. You can cuddle it, you can use
Speaker 1: it as an iPad stand, you can put your mac
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 5: I've seen them, but I've never felt them.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anyway, I went to Kmart and I
Speaker 1: was looking around and they had this beautiful yellow one.
Speaker 1: And they all have names. So Chipley and Harris were
Speaker 1: the names on the tag. Actually Harris. It was chip
Speaker 1: and Harrison, but we shortened to Chipley and Harris. I
Speaker 1: missed Chipley and Harris every day. I do wonder if
Speaker 1: they're in a box, if they're on the bed, and
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're packed away.
Speaker 2: The number one western on Google when you look up
Speaker 2: squish mellow is why a squish mellow is so expensive?
Speaker 2: Are they?
Speaker 1: Are they? Dere?
Speaker 2: Are they? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They're about thirty bucks.
Speaker 2: Oh that's fine, it's all right. I thought they're going
Speaker 2: to be like one hundred and twelve dollars or something.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that. There's many sizes tiny, medium, big, large, extra,
Speaker 1: l they like. I've got the size. It's like a
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear. It's the size of a football. And they're
Speaker 1: they're round, and they're gorgeous.
Speaker 2: They're fucking cute. I know that I'm a grown ass adult,
Speaker 2: but they're gorgeous. I love them.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: I offered to buy you one, but it's very personal
Speaker 1: and I want you guys to pick your own. I'll
Speaker 1: be honest, just buy your own.
Speaker 2: It's this you pretending to be thoughtful, but you just
Speaker 2: don't want to buy anyone.
Speaker 1: No, I'll buy your own one. But if someone brought
Speaker 1: me my own squish mellow, I'd be pissed off.
Speaker 2: Okay, coming up, that was first on my list.
Speaker 1: Here, look on the screens. I've got up the variety
Speaker 1: of squish mellows. You want a big one. They've got
Speaker 1: Pokemon Rangers.
Speaker 2: They are quite cute.
Speaker 1: I'll show you the one they vented, because that would
Speaker 1: just make it. I think we can get them. Oh,
Speaker 1: i've got the four he sent to me to fuck
Speaker 1: a cat cat. Oh No, that's Chipley. I actually can't.
Speaker 1: That's gonna make me cry.
Speaker 2: I'm not Did you get a replacement Chipley?
Speaker 1: No, because I couldn't find it because it was rare.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've actually got a seat. That's Chipley.
Speaker 1: Run down the bottom in the middle.
Speaker 2: Which one did you buy?
Speaker 1: In set one of the New Rangers? It was a
Speaker 1: fucking dinosaur. And I'll be honest, not yet.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: I thought I had a tag.
Speaker 1: Does But it's like Terence. It's shocking.
Speaker 2: You can't give Terrence a new name. That'll confuse him.
Speaker 2: I want a cat. Do you think I chose Isabella
Speaker 2: as the cat's same She came with the name to
Speaker 2: honor her history.
Speaker 1: This is what I've got. Look looks like a Burns Victim.
Speaker 2: Oh it's fucking cute. Doesn't look Terrance.
Speaker 1: Look, it's just got it. It's just got a stupid
Speaker 1: I don't love him.
Speaker 2: I mean sure, I'd prefer if you stay where I
Speaker 2: could see him if I was out in public and
Speaker 2: mena the Terrence. It doesn't not trust him.
Speaker 1: They're the new beanie babies, right, they're very Oh shit,
Speaker 1: what it's Scott Cam? Sorry? What I have an interview
Speaker 1: with Scott Cam from the block?
Speaker 2: Ah well, let's just let's just rap early all right.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I really went down a squishmailer hole.
Speaker 2: We hope that podcasts made you feel at least three
Speaker 2: percent better today. That's all so we do.
Speaker 1: Because the new season of the block starts. They didn't
Speaker 1: promo that. Well.
Speaker 2: I feel like the block is always on in my mind.
Speaker 2: Do they have seasons or that it's always just perpetually bills.
Speaker 8: I see on my way here on the bus, I
Speaker 8: see Scott cam dressed as a grease character or something
Speaker 8: on a billboard.
Speaker 1: Janne, that's a your medication has side effects. You're not well?
Speaker 7: Not well?
Speaker 1: Should I interview Scott?
Speaker 6: Go?
Speaker 1: Oh, Scott, aye, here come up?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm mate. It was fucking podcast time.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the fucking traffic. Honestly, anyway, Sorry, we
Speaker 2: should go. You've got an interview today.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to make merry work into something, but
Speaker 1: it's very hard. Sorry, Scott. I was hoping this Indian
Speaker 1: you had come up. I was praying to Magdalen.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Scott, sorry to cut you off, but I've really
Speaker 2: got to get home. I've got a made the chick
Speaker 2: before I put it in the y.
Speaker 1: Of course, that was good, Scott. Sorry mate, you won't
Speaker 1: know me, but I know you.
Speaker 2: I saw the other day the kid your screen is
Speaker 2: the art and your kids were.
Speaker 1: On the go around. Okay, let's go.
Speaker 2: That was a beautiful killed you all Okay, Scott came
Speaker 2: is literally there. Okay, okay, we have to go. Do
Speaker 2: you guys love you next week?
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Speaker 2: A podcast by a couple of meches.
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