WEBVTT - #154: F**k, Marry, Kill

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<v Speaker 1>Just stood by a couple of mitches. Delese yourself for

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<v Speaker 1>the rude shocks of young adults? Did you know this?

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<v Speaker 1>And Apple has the same caffeine as a four one

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<v Speaker 1>shot coffee? Bullshit?

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<v Speaker 2>He's serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm going to god.

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<v Speaker 3>Now what is it that says there is no caffeine

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<v Speaker 3>in our house? Nourie and Mitchell coos?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you? How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you nervous for today's episode?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? My god? You know what. I haven't lost sleep

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<v Speaker 1>over it, but I did think about it right when

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<v Speaker 1>I went to bed and as soon as I woke

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<v Speaker 1>up this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I am bringing how I just beat my own leap?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh did that happen? My cheek? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Could your list be getting worse?

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<v Speaker 2>Not my list?

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<v Speaker 1>I bit my inner cheek? But is that because symptomatic

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<v Speaker 1>of the lisp?

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<v Speaker 2>Nah? Nah? An idiot? Anyway, I'm bringing you the result

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<v Speaker 2>from our fuck Mary kill survey.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you mean our grand fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Survey? Yes, Bradley, and I will bring you the results later.

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<v Speaker 2>If you were paranoid about being killed.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I was paranoid about being Yes, that's correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you'll find out today.

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<v Speaker 1>When you beat your cheek. Just said, remember what he said.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny said, fuck, it's awful price Jenner across ale.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've got your results to Jenner, don't you worry

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<v Speaker 2>I'm dead already. Not.

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<v Speaker 1>No, This is because a couple of weeks ago, my

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<v Speaker 1>agent was, is it just me? Or do you worry

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<v Speaker 1>how many times you've been killed? In fuck Mary kill?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm insecure, and well, I'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Let you know whether you've got the majority kill shit.

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<v Speaker 1>You've kept these so tight lipped. You haven't told anyone

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<v Speaker 1>the results.

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<v Speaker 2>It took me a while because I'm no good at maths.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like feeling out a tally. Yeah, I was

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<v Speaker 2>doing it tally and then calculating the percentages. I've got

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking mad headache from it. But I've got the

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<v Speaker 2>results today, Bradley and I will announce it later.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is our from our idiots from the list

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<v Speaker 1>of the pod.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, who else would it be from? You could be

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<v Speaker 2>like from Madonna.

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<v Speaker 1>You could be like one of those fucking twelve year

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<v Speaker 1>old blonde head kids on King Street. You know they

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<v Speaker 1>were on TikTok. They walk down the street and they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>where do you live? You know they've done the vox pops.

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<v Speaker 2>They do how much do you make a year?

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<v Speaker 1>Totally?

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<v Speaker 2>Or like, what sort of car do you drive?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what's the hottest suburb getting those ones?

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up, Jenna, Yes, shut up, Jenna, I will you.

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<v Speaker 1>That'll be exciting results. I'm anxious, but fingers crossed. They

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<v Speaker 1>play into my favor. How has your week been?

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<v Speaker 2>Good? Yeah? Yeah, good business as usual, nothing exciting to report.

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<v Speaker 1>Good, that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Sean's the way overseas.

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<v Speaker 1>So I saw that he looks like a little French

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<v Speaker 1>boy and Bastille day. Did you see that photo?

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<v Speaker 2>Gen really suits the European Oh my.

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<v Speaker 1>God, he looks so hot. He was standing on this

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<v Speaker 1>cobblestone alley. He had Chino's on, gorgeous fitting chinas because

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<v Speaker 1>he's got luscious long legs, this beautiful brown belt, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he had a tucked in white shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>He looked so good.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. He looked like a little French boy

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<v Speaker 1>that runs down the street with fresh baguette in a

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<v Speaker 1>toe fag. Don't you think he would gorgeous?

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely, he's fully embracing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you miss him?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? People keep asking me that and is it bad

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<v Speaker 2>that right now at this point in time, the answer

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<v Speaker 2>is nah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think it's all right. It's been a week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>I miss him because I don't usually see him heaps

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<v Speaker 4>during the week anyway, so maybe this weekend is when

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<v Speaker 4>I'll go, Oh, actually, it's weird without having him around.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, to be honest, the worst parts of the breakups,

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<v Speaker 1>of breakup, breakup multiple has been weekends, because that's when

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<v Speaker 1>you spend the most time together, and because I do

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<v Speaker 1>a show every night, like nights a fine. Mornings are fine,

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<v Speaker 1>we podcast in the day, but once it hits weekends,

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<v Speaker 1>oh boy, you feel the void.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels a little funny that he's in a different

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<v Speaker 2>time zone, so I can't just call a text whenever

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<v Speaker 2>I want. That's the only thing I've I've missed. I guess. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fucking coping.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you had a time with him yet?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I don't know where he's staying so far,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's been horrendous reception. So I just go, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't deal with this, like it's like a five minute

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<v Speaker 2>FaceTime if that, if I can't even decide for any

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<v Speaker 2>words he's saying, Yeah, it's tough.

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<v Speaker 5>I can imagine him just staying at a palace like

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<v Speaker 5>he has that look.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so Sean.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm sure that's what he'd like you to think too, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 1>He's at a hostel, probably in the middle of those

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<v Speaker 1>Greek wildfires. Is he anywhere near the fires?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I don't think that was in Paris.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get how Europe works. I neither don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>And everyone's talking about them d reckon. He'll see a

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<v Speaker 1>tensi on their pickpocket. Eh, a tensi on their pickpocket?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure are you not across a tensi on their pickpocket?

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<v Speaker 6>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. This viral woman she films you know

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<v Speaker 1>how pickpocketing is big in Europe. Yeah, you guys, hald

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<v Speaker 1>know you've been there.

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<v Speaker 2>Just flogging people's shit, Yes, stealing something out of a

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<v Speaker 2>back pocket.

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<v Speaker 1>There's this woman who has a TikTok account and you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what she looks like, but she just films

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<v Speaker 1>people that a pickpocket hasn't out to them. But she's

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<v Speaker 1>obviously Italian, so she goes.

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<v Speaker 2>A tension there bucket big pocket.

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<v Speaker 1>Tends on that and chases them down the streets and

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<v Speaker 1>she scares off the pickpockets. Anyway, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you can find that out. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>let sure know. Go find her. You steal shit in

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<v Speaker 2>front of her, just see you get a bit of spotlight.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll hear her before you see her on that big pocket.

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<v Speaker 1>Sean's pants are so tight they'd be nothing to pick

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<v Speaker 1>aside from what's at the front, and you're missing out

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<v Speaker 1>on Wow. Would you ever? Here's a question have face

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<v Speaker 1>time sex with Sean? Because you're apart from each Have

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<v Speaker 1>you had FaceTime sex? Never phone sex?

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<v Speaker 2>Never?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm not adverse to the idea, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't see that being something that I'm going to take

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<v Speaker 2>to like a duck to water. Yeah, how the fuck do.

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<v Speaker 1>You do that?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>I've done it a couple of times, very awkwardly, because

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<v Speaker 1>the whole point is that you want to be pleasuring

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<v Speaker 1>yourself while you're filming, So then you've got the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and then the other hand doing the action, but then

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<v Speaker 1>you also want to watch because that's going to turn

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<v Speaker 1>you on. Too many things to happen at once.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it sounds like a lot to think about for

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<v Speaker 2>my little adhd brand. I don't think i'd like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I find myself trying to I couldn't relax. No, You've

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<v Speaker 1>also got to film your bits, so then the other

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<v Speaker 1>person can get off. But then I'm trying to touch

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<v Speaker 1>myself and then watch that, So then my phone drifts,

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<v Speaker 1>so then all they get is my ceiling fan going

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<v Speaker 1>off while I'm moaning into the camera.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've got to be turned on. Turning them on

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<v Speaker 2>an a cinematographer all at once. It's like a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lot. Then you take into account the score.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you want to play some hot music, God, and

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<v Speaker 1>once you finish it, I'd just.

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<v Speaker 2>Be like, fuck this, Sean, watch some porn, for God's sake,

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<v Speaker 2>watch some pown?

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<v Speaker 1>Have a prawn? Is that a French horn?

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<v Speaker 7>John?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>When we eat born chew on, Let's go on a road.

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<v Speaker 1>Trip where too? Maybe launch on?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, for fuck's sake, ow what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>My ankle's been torn.

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<v Speaker 2>Sean comes in with all the shopping bags. Oh, thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>You've got everything I need. Yet we've got the letters,

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<v Speaker 2>got the tomato? Where's the corn? Chown?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Well, there are fires happening in the in the

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<v Speaker 1>Europe at the moment. And he said, I'm still going

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<v Speaker 1>because at your birthday dinner, I spoke to Sean for

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<v Speaker 1>so long, we're talking to him. The cake came out

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<v Speaker 1>and he kind of got distracted, and then I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to Europe. He said yes, all right. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>then he messaged me when he landed and he said

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<v Speaker 1>there's fires. I said, well, I tried to warn, John,

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<v Speaker 1>tried to warn. Just didn't listen, Jennet, come on, we've done.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the easiest one we've ever done. On the shop.

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<v Speaker 2>Those panthers a.

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<v Speaker 1>Bit worn shown. Why did you yawn? Sean?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yes, I gave it a try. I gave it

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<v Speaker 1>a try. I could have given an elaborate backstory.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, true, But my first I went.

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<v Speaker 1>To Barbie with Sean. He was so offended. I was offended,

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<v Speaker 1>well because he was. He was so tired the whole film.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, why did you shown?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you got to have the leader. You've got to

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<v Speaker 2>add it because it's better if you're not really sure

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<v Speaker 2>where they're going with yes, yes, yes, yes, I can

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<v Speaker 2>call him right now and get him to Actually now

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<v Speaker 2>I can't the time he's got to flight his airborne chilling.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, it was your first time listening. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to Is it just me. Every show we start the

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<v Speaker 1>same way with something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an Mitch doesn't own mine. I don't know Mitch's mine.

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<v Speaker 1>This week I was humbled, truly shut up. I had

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<v Speaker 1>I've had.

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<v Speaker 2>It roughly, and so you've had a relapse, like a

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<v Speaker 2>relapse of being humble.

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<v Speaker 1>It's back, very funny. No, no, no, I need to get

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<v Speaker 1>your opinion on something that has upset me this week. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's mine.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll drot me to kick things off.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're on a start show.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>The TV shows just need to keep it simple?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what do you mean? Explain?

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<v Speaker 2>Just like you know, when you're browsing looking for a

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<v Speaker 2>new show, which is what I was doing yesterday. Anything

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<v Speaker 2>on the menu that just looks too much like it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna make me think, I'm just like nap, count me out.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched TV because I need a brain break, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean. So anything that has fucking thriller

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<v Speaker 2>or mystery or whatever, I'm like, no, yeah, yeah, you're happening.

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<v Speaker 1>It's your job to teach me. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>have to put the pieces of the puzzle together. Myself

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<v Speaker 1>and if you.

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<v Speaker 5>Want that, there's a certain time and day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's not for me, never for Mitchell. Recently, Jenna

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<v Speaker 2>recommended a show to me, Colin from Account.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, very good show.

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<v Speaker 2>Even the name is a bit mundane, isn't it, Colin

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<v Speaker 2>from mccount.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great, yeah, but perfect for what you want right,

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<v Speaker 1>just nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was. It was an easy watch and I

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<v Speaker 2>plowed through that in like a day, like twenty five

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<v Speaker 2>minute episodes and they've only got one season. So I

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<v Speaker 2>was a bit pissed off. I was like, what it's

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<v Speaker 2>done already.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I completely agree with you. Last night,

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<v Speaker 1>I just finished Hijack by Idris elba Oh, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was a fucking marathon thriller. Plaine Hijick.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I'm out too much. I was arousing Netflix

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<v Speaker 2>and it like Blacklist and you know, I've got dot

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<v Speaker 2>points underneath the title. It's like psychological exciting mind game.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, forget it, absolutely not. Or there was

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<v Speaker 2>Witcher Action Adventure Fantasy. I'm like, no, no, fuck that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the sort of thing I'm looking for is five bedrooms.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that show on Paramount, it's like five people

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<v Speaker 2>move into a share house. Together. I'm like, perfect great

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<v Speaker 2>love that that's simple, that's not overwhelming by the title

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<v Speaker 2>and description.

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<v Speaker 1>We should make a reality show that is actual reality,

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<v Speaker 1>no drama, no stressing. The episode starts with us living

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<v Speaker 1>together and I just ask if Mitchell wants a cup

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<v Speaker 1>of tea and he says yes, and I make him

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<v Speaker 1>a cup of tea.

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<v Speaker 2>And the description is I can't believe you're watching this,

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<v Speaker 2>it's so boring.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it is normal, my numbing basicly, they're the

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<v Speaker 1>three ticks pretty much. Would I actually think in today's

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<v Speaker 1>culture that would do okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably? Yeah, because bringing back the old school Big Brother Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 2>why you just sit and watch Reggie and Chrissy Swan

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<v Speaker 2>sit on banana Land talking about how much they hate

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<v Speaker 2>men for twenty minutes the beautiful viewing, so do I.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no dramatic sound effects and editing and all that shit.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's funny because people are so into podcasts now,

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<v Speaker 1>which is just that we're just having a conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So interesting that it hasn't really bled to TV yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hoping it does, because there are some shows that

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<v Speaker 2>sound really simple but then end up being way more

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<v Speaker 2>intense and there's more to it than the title suggests,

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<v Speaker 2>Like did you watch that show Beef on Netflix?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't. I watched the first twenty five minutes and

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<v Speaker 1>I went, it's a full aphib I could not. My

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<v Speaker 1>heart won't changed rhythm. Oh right, angel fibrillation because it

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<v Speaker 1>was so stressful.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's the thing I was sold under false fucking pretenses.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, it's called beef because these two people

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<v Speaker 2>have beef after a road rage incident. Night sweet simple,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that show's full on. I mean I

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<v Speaker 2>was hooked, but that's how you hooked me. Make it

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<v Speaker 2>sound like nothing's going to happen, and then fucking surprise me.

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<v Speaker 1>To be honest, I've gone back to my comfort shows.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been rewatching Deep with Julia Luis Draper, the comfort thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. It's so boring, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, so what have you? What are the new shows?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually good recommendations? If any idiot's listening, send them to us,

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<v Speaker 1>because we all need new shows.

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<v Speaker 2>There was only a few weeks ago. We're begging for

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<v Speaker 2>more recommendations, and now here we are again.

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<v Speaker 1>So what have you been watching?

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever you recommend to? Its make it sound boring? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>my god, that's brilliant, fucking mundane summary of what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, for example, heartbreak, high maths, exam, angry.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids, two little gays go to school.

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<v Speaker 1>Great, that's better. Heart Stopper Jenna, two gay people, that's

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>You just reminded me that as we're recording Heart Stopper,

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<v Speaker 2>season two came out today, So they fucked me. There's

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<v Speaker 2>my new show.

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<v Speaker 1>We have an idiot who is in heart Stopper. What yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Since when Phoenix who listens to the show, shout out Phoenix,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. They're so adorable. They're very cute, and

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<v Speaker 1>they I've been messaging them a lot. They are in

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<v Speaker 1>heart Stopper, and they message me with the night and

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<v Speaker 1>said how are you? I said, good, where are you?

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<v Speaker 1>They said, Phoenix Stone. Everybody his gorgeous. He's such a cutie.

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<v Speaker 1>He's in hard Stopper.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm furiously googling this because I didn't know about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, imagine if Phoenix loved the show so much that

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<v Speaker 1>he got the other cast onto the show, the other

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<v Speaker 1>twins from.

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<v Speaker 2>Phoenix loved us at all, that would happen. You know

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<v Speaker 2>that we got a message from one of our darling

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<v Speaker 2>idiots not too long ago saying, Oh, I'm actually the

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<v Speaker 2>dog groomer for Gena Riley's dog, Gena Riley being Kim

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<v Speaker 2>from cat and Here. Yeah, comedy fucking genius, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to get Gena Riley onto your podcast. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, if I found out that Gena Riley

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<v Speaker 2>was listening to our show, I would fucking ship myself

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<v Speaker 2>right here, right now, honestly. And I have asked any

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<v Speaker 2>update and I haven't heard no, But I do constantly

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<v Speaker 2>have that in the back of my mind every episode.

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<v Speaker 2>This could be Gena Riley's first episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I will say I booked us a podcas as

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<v Speaker 1>guest right at the Logies, okay, which I mean it

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<v Speaker 1>ties into my agym. Are we all done with your shows?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what, Well, I'll just try to segue into my age.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you feel like the natest segway? But sure it s

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<v Speaker 2>bragging that Geena Riley might listen to it, and then anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>go on, well she's not here.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to just theorize that she's listening. I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>what she's wearing if she's listening. Is she eating a

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<v Speaker 1>banana while she's maybe listening? Go on?

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<v Speaker 2>Do your stupid gym?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? Do you also disagree with fashion

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<v Speaker 1>criticals review of my Logi's red carpet?

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<v Speaker 2>Look see, I do see how you got there? From

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<v Speaker 2>Gena Riley listening to our podcast. Yeah, I do see

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<v Speaker 2>how you got there in time. That was a smooth segway.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well let me let me let me point out

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<v Speaker 1>the segway. I was at the Logies on the weekend

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<v Speaker 1>a week from today when this episode is out, and

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<v Speaker 1>I bumped into I bumped into I bumped into fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I bumped into Oh my.

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<v Speaker 2>God, do you need keywords just describe wh woman? Lovely

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<v Speaker 2>Peter Robton, Jes roped into Jess. Sorry, Yeah, that was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a while since my mind's done that. And

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<v Speaker 2>she was so warm, said, she loves you, she loves me.

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<v Speaker 2>She loves the gul that we do.

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<v Speaker 1>The show with. And I'm assuming that's your Jenny.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that she knew me at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, she follows me, so I think she sees

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast clips and I've asked her about the show

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, Mitch would be so proud of me.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to take this opportunity. And I said, Jess.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd love to have you before I could finish ding dong.

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<v Speaker 1>Denise Drysdale. Yes, he's sitting at the table.

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<v Speaker 2>Friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Denise taps me on the arm and says, excuse me, love,

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<v Speaker 1>you look like you're in a tea towel about my

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<v Speaker 1>Logi's look.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, what the fuck was Denise Drysdale wearing at the

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<v Speaker 2>LOGI that's an awesome question.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she was actually she really let's not fine. Fine,

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<v Speaker 2>she looked lovely. I think she looked goods. I do

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<v Speaker 2>remember spotting her.

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<v Speaker 1>She did look cute. And then I turned to our

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<v Speaker 1>good friend and I said, would you come on the podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>She said it could be my pleasure. So jessro is

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<v Speaker 1>coming on the show very since she gave me her number.

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<v Speaker 1>So wow, okay, Jess row will be coming. She does

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<v Speaker 1>love cats. She does love cats. Yes, she did yell that, Jenna,

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<v Speaker 1>and that came across as mildly serial killers. Sorry, but

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<v Speaker 1>we have Jess Rowe coming up. Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm just looking at Denise's outfit. You're right, she

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't throwing stones from a glass house because her outfit

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<v Speaker 2>is so much better than yours. She's got little seat

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<v Speaker 2>show me it Rainbow Lora keats on a black shirt

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<v Speaker 2>and then Rainbow Laura keat tight.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good for her.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, you look like you're wearing a tea towel

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<v Speaker 2>compared to Yeah, she was right.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you don't know whof you twl she's wearing

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking table BLUs.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Oh you so defensive of me?

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<v Speaker 2>Thinks I love Denise.

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<v Speaker 1>We all do, all right. So Fashion Critical is a

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook group. It's got a cult following. They're also on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>They've got like seven hundred thousand followers. They review red

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<v Speaker 1>carpet looks from around the world. They'll do the MTV

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<v Speaker 1>Red Carpet Awards, they'll do the logis, they'll do the oscars.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we know who runs it or is it anonymous?

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<v Speaker 1>It's anonymous, but we know she's in Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was gonna say they must be Aussie bass.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah if they a fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>About the logans and they're known for like their cutting

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<v Speaker 1>review of looks. Anyway, I am nobody. I've never been

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<v Speaker 1>in a point where I could be reviewed. This year

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<v Speaker 1>I was reviewed my very first time ever, and the

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<v Speaker 1>reviewer is scathing your outfit.

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<v Speaker 2>Was obviously that eye catching that they were like, we

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<v Speaker 2>got to include these.

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<v Speaker 1>You're totally so if you don't know, we'll put a

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<v Speaker 1>photo on the It was actually in the group chair

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<v Speaker 1>in the Facebook group.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah and jury idiots our Facebook group, there's a photo

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<v Speaker 2>of Cheery in its little powder blue number. How would

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<v Speaker 2>you do with a big dandruff as.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Yeah, they are, they're little pearls. They are

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<v Speaker 1>pearls and diamontes.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't look out of place up close. But this

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<v Speaker 2>is a photo from far away and it's not obvious

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<v Speaker 2>what the pearls are. It kind of looks like you've

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<v Speaker 2>just got a heap of moths on your shoulder and

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<v Speaker 2>you haven't showed them. Well that I can take it

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<v Speaker 2>only from a distance, but close up it's stunning, you think.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I do, thank you. Yeah, I agree, I think

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<v Speaker 1>close up it is stunning. So here, let's get some

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<v Speaker 1>we'll do some fashion music and i'll read the review

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<v Speaker 1>that Fashion Critical said about my logos. Look, she says,

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<v Speaker 1>one time in a high school exam, the entire room

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<v Speaker 1>of year eight students commenced hurling tiny spitballs of paper

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<v Speaker 1>at one another. Somehow, the teacher on Judy didn't notice.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like this suit is that teacher, so many

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<v Speaker 1>little spitballs, so little time.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's taken us on a journey, hasn't it?

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<v Speaker 5>It has poetic.

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<v Speaker 1>Spinning a tall tail there, she continues to be fair,

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<v Speaker 1>like you said.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's she. Did they ever disclose that? I actually

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<v Speaker 2>assumed it with some bitchy gay mant.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because I heard from some friend mutual friends that

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<v Speaker 1>also got reviewed that they know her, okay, and they

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<v Speaker 1>referred to it to her as her I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, women supporting women tearing you down. Woman?

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<v Speaker 1>To be fair. Up close, the pearls were quite lovely,

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<v Speaker 1>she says. I have issues with the proportions of the

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<v Speaker 1>jacket and pants length and the shoes look like commercial

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>What's wrong? I don't get the length thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, The problem was the pants were The soup

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<v Speaker 1>was custom made by Rainer. Go look at Rainer Clothing.

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<v Speaker 1>They did a beautiful job. The pants were meant to

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<v Speaker 1>be above my anc However, I was wearing skims shapewear

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<v Speaker 1>for the first time ever. Ah, and have you ever

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<v Speaker 1>wont shapewear?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Remember, I've bitched about it on this podcast karn't

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<v Speaker 2>shapewear tortuous.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, so I won my I'm gonna buy good shape.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I got sent good shapewear. One of our

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<v Speaker 2>listeners happens to work in PR's a good ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye yeah, yeah wow. Oh I want some Nancy Gams.

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<v Speaker 2>I want some Jans If you're listening, love you.

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<v Speaker 1>James, James's sweetheart. I got skims, so I put two

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<v Speaker 1>pairs of skims on.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you survive? How did you piss? Later?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't piss. I put it on my Instagram. I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't piece anyway. The shapewear was on, and my pants

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<v Speaker 1>were touching the shapewear, and because like shapewear makes you

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<v Speaker 1>slippery like a little baby sea my pas. Yes, my

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<v Speaker 1>pants kept slipping down my hips. So that's why. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>it belt that's a good pot a point.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an easy way around. I didn't think about you,

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<v Speaker 2>aren't you if.

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<v Speaker 1>She finishes it with But y'all know, I love that

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<v Speaker 1>men are having fun with fashion on the carpet as

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<v Speaker 1>and long may it continue.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I I feel like that was that scathing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, here's the thing. The comments are worse someone says,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who the hell he is, but he's

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<v Speaker 1>tried his best.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not that bad, that's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what happens when Adam Lamber is your style

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<v Speaker 1>like ond. It's a lesson for all of us. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>it's awful. Elvis is back in the building. Shut up, sonya.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. I'm going to the Elvis Musical premiere

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<v Speaker 2>this weekend and I have to wear something Elvis themed.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna borrow your fucking jacket.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to? Yes? Take it?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't think of anything to wear.

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<v Speaker 1>It's covered in champagne.

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<v Speaker 2>Who the fuck's built their champagne?

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<v Speaker 1>Mel Tressina, who won a LOGI in the Cheap Seats.

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<v Speaker 1>I went up to congratulate her, and she had her

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<v Speaker 1>Logi in one hand her champagne in the other, and

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<v Speaker 1>she gave me a hug and she tripped. So she said,

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<v Speaker 1>do I throw my Logi at Mitch Jury and damage it?

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<v Speaker 1>Or do I throw my champagne? So she threw her

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<v Speaker 1>glass of champagne and it shattered on my chest because it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hit the where you're walking. If you've got time to

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<v Speaker 2>weigh up the options.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a Logi winner. Someone says, I feel the Specsavers

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<v Speaker 1>logo really adds to this picture because Specsavers is in

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<v Speaker 1>the background.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that means like you clearly didn't look in the mirror.

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<v Speaker 2>Pobably gotcha?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah how Someone says his mum had a filled day

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<v Speaker 1>with the glue. Gun Eva says, is this that boy

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<v Speaker 1>with the podcast and the other person as the girl

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<v Speaker 1>with the glasses? That's you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are they talking about me? Because I very rarely wear

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<v Speaker 2>a glasses on the podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Well, who else would they be referring

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<v Speaker 1>to girl with the glasses?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I mean they must just be referring to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Or maybe it's probably some good I hate Miss Jerry.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he does weekends on Kiss No Philippa, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't wrong. Rachel says, this is dire. Who is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this guy? Idious?

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't get too attached to it. I wouldn't give

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<v Speaker 2>it too much oxygen. It's a silly little Facebook page

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<v Speaker 2>about passion. Did you feel one hundred bucks in that?

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<v Speaker 1>I felt one hundred and ten?

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, Yeah, that's the main part.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know it's true. Koshi was there because after

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<v Speaker 1>he obviously resigned from Sunrise host of Sunrise. He walked

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<v Speaker 1>up to me and you know what he said. He

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<v Speaker 1>whispered in my ear.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he said, Fuck, you're listening.

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<v Speaker 1>To Is it just me? Got something on your mind?

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<v Speaker 5>Hit up at a couple of Mitch's on Instagram to

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<v Speaker 5>get yourself on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, if you'd like to be on the show, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>get a prize of your own. Prize keeper Genna will

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<v Speaker 1>message you and get you something nice, something from our

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<v Speaker 1>prize department.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, just a little bribe to come on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, if you don't make it on it for

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<v Speaker 2>an is it just you? Because we only do one

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<v Speaker 2>call a week, well, this weekend is Talk Back Things Live.

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<v Speaker 2>You can call the show the whole episode. The phone

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<v Speaker 2>lines are open and you can watch us on Facebook

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<v Speaker 2>Live yep, and call in about anything you little click design.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna be huge. You can also message us on the Insta,

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<v Speaker 1>dms on our Facebook group, or you can text.

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<v Speaker 2>Us oh for one two seven one two o nine two.

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<v Speaker 7>That is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Today we got a Newcastle homegirl Meg Hi megsy Meg Meg.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like that's a lot happening. Good, Yeah, you're good.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening in Newcastle?

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<v Speaker 7>Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Guys still talking about the Pasha Balka. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know what it is, the big boat that got moored

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<v Speaker 1>in the beach Newcastle and everyone drove up from Sydney

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<v Speaker 1>to look at it.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh maybe I wasn't here.

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<v Speaker 2>Then.

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<v Speaker 1>Where were you born?

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<v Speaker 6>I was born on the Suer Coast.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe they're not still talking about it. That's

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<v Speaker 2>all I think of when I think new Car's saying that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the one thing I think from.

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<v Speaker 2>My family living there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, good call or Henny Penny.

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<v Speaker 2>Henny Penny.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Heny Penny still their meg.

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<v Speaker 6>I believe?

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<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, what's that Penny?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a fast food restaurant. Oh yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's chicken and the toys with the kids menus was

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<v Speaker 1>when I went thirty years ago. Was a full sized

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<v Speaker 1>Teddy bear. Yeah, and they're like, here's your chicken, and

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<v Speaker 1>then here's a bear, and I was like, whoa. I

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<v Speaker 1>love Tenny Penny.

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<v Speaker 2>I was hanging out with Oscar on the draw on

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<v Speaker 2>the beaches the other day. I drove past a chicken

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<v Speaker 2>shop and it was called The Honest Chicken and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, well, thank God for that. I'm so sick

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<v Speaker 2>of being fucking lied to my bird.

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<v Speaker 1>I completely agree. Trustworthy chick by dishonest chicken. What would

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<v Speaker 1>the honest chickens say? I'm fucking over it? Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>you're honest.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. You just walk in and they go back again.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway you've gotten? Is it just you?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I do?

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<v Speaker 1>Alright? Hit us? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 6>He's going to the cinema's overrated? Hey?

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<v Speaker 2>So now what makes you say that? Meg?

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, don't get me wrong. It is great at times

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<v Speaker 8>when there's a good movie on, like Barbie was great,

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<v Speaker 8>true with the experience. But other than that, it's always

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<v Speaker 8>too hot, too cold. If it's too hot, I feel

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<v Speaker 8>like I'm gonna fall asleep. If it's too cold and

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<v Speaker 8>I haven't brought a jumper, I'm just sitting there freezing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's on you. I hate to sound like your mother,

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<v Speaker 2>but take a jacket just in case.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>And then also, like, if you're not in the recliner

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<v Speaker 8>chairs that are more expensive, you just breaking like you

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<v Speaker 8>just feel uncomfortable the whole time, and you're breaking your.

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<v Speaker 6>Neck to look up with this massive screen. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I'm not gonna lie with the whole reclining chair thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's been a while since I've been to a

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<v Speaker 2>cinema that's actually packed and actually full. It's very rarely

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<v Speaker 2>people in front of me. I'm not fucking above putting

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<v Speaker 2>my feet up on the chairs with frontway.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, same, Now my feet You know where my

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<v Speaker 1>feet sits, don't They don't go at the top of

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<v Speaker 1>the chair in front of the little gaps, the little

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<v Speaker 1>gap between the chairs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Perfect, I squeeze my feet in. It's so nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. Look, I'm back in my cinema era. A couple

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<v Speaker 2>of years ago. I would have agreed with you, Meg,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm kind of like it's a bit of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been a few times recently.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I agree with you. Have you seen Barbie you

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<v Speaker 1>did on your birth I did? Yes, Yeah. I enjoyed

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<v Speaker 1>the like the the social aspect of Barbie, Like there

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<v Speaker 1>were people in there. They were all in pink, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>This is it was like an unspoken rule that everyone

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<v Speaker 2>wore pink.

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<v Speaker 1>I wore purple. What did you wear?

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<v Speaker 2>What did I wear? Fuck? I ended up wearing a

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<v Speaker 2>jumper that has lit all pink flowers on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's did you wear that to the Did you

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<v Speaker 1>any any pink to the red carpet.

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<v Speaker 5>Of course I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I wore a She's not an idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I wore black, and it just wears a veil. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>the movies are great because where where else can you

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<v Speaker 1>confidently without judgment eat a whole bag of peanut M

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<v Speaker 1>and m's, a whole box of popcorn and three leaders

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<v Speaker 1>of PEPSI Max, No.

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<v Speaker 6>There my own home on my pouch when I'm watching

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<v Speaker 6>the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Meg, there's judgment there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just still's attached to it. But when you're read

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<v Speaker 2>the movies, you're like, ah, fucking better.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no calorie.

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<v Speaker 2>It's tradition.

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<v Speaker 1>What about Gold Class, Meg, have you ever treated yourself

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<v Speaker 1>to Gold Class?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, it's quite not.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, you're saying, I think I saw what's.

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<v Speaker 6>That one with Lady Gargo in it where she does.

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<v Speaker 2>All the start one? Do you think anyway? Yeah? No,

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<v Speaker 2>the Gold Class was interesting that the first time I

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<v Speaker 2>did Gold Class was a couple of weeks ago when

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<v Speaker 2>it was my birthday gift and Sean was pre ordering

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<v Speaker 2>everything before we got to the cinema, which I thought

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<v Speaker 2>was interesting. I was like, Oh, I thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>like all the pubs now with the QR codes every

0:26:57.880 --> 0:27:00.720
<v Speaker 2>since COVID, you could just order anything whenever you like.

0:27:01.359 --> 0:27:03.880
<v Speaker 2>And so we got there and they were QR code,

0:27:03.920 --> 0:27:06.280
<v Speaker 2>So I thought, sweet, at any point during the movie,

0:27:06.320 --> 0:27:08.800
<v Speaker 2>I can order anything, they'll bring it to me. I

0:27:08.880 --> 0:27:11.919
<v Speaker 2>ordered a second wine and it just never turned up,

0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:14.000
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, what the fuck? I thought this

0:27:14.000 --> 0:27:16.400
<v Speaker 2>gold class thing was like a pub. You can get

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<v Speaker 2>whatever food anytime you like. And so I went up

0:27:19.280 --> 0:27:21.359
<v Speaker 2>to them afterwards and I said, Hi, sorry, I ordered

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<v Speaker 2>this wine and it never turned up. They said, oh

0:27:24.680 --> 0:27:27.720
<v Speaker 2>my god, we're so sorry. We'll refund you. I said, bullshit,

0:27:27.800 --> 0:27:29.760
<v Speaker 2>just give me the wine now. I don't care. You

0:27:29.880 --> 0:27:33.399
<v Speaker 2>want it now, Oh, gullet it. No worries. So it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was cute. It was good. But yeah, I thought

0:27:35.440 --> 0:27:37.679
<v Speaker 2>that was interesting that it wasn't round the clock you

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<v Speaker 2>have to pre order the food.

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<v Speaker 8>I like the people maybe walking through the cinema, like

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<v Speaker 8>they're like little server people.

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<v Speaker 6>If everyone's ordering food, maybe people might get annoyed.

0:27:47.680 --> 0:27:49.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, possibly, although I was in the front row and

0:27:49.920 --> 0:27:52.359
<v Speaker 2>there was someone who blessed them. One of the way

0:27:52.359 --> 0:27:55.000
<v Speaker 2>it has tried to duck, but it achieved nothing like

0:27:55.280 --> 0:27:57.320
<v Speaker 2>they would have had to have scurried across the floor

0:27:57.520 --> 0:28:00.520
<v Speaker 2>on their belly to actually get past the screen. Whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mind that little whisper they have to do

0:28:02.440 --> 0:28:04.080
<v Speaker 1>when they talk to you, like if you're there with someone, they.

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<v Speaker 2>Go, you got the chicken wings.

0:28:07.000 --> 0:28:10.120
<v Speaker 1>One the space before their mild. I got the mild.

0:28:10.320 --> 0:28:13.440
<v Speaker 1>Get the worries so much then you miss the pot.

0:28:14.800 --> 0:28:17.280
<v Speaker 1>Fuck Batman's dead and I don't know why, and.

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<v Speaker 6>You're trying to focus on the movie and what they're

0:28:19.160 --> 0:28:20.760
<v Speaker 6>saying either.

0:28:20.480 --> 0:28:21.959
<v Speaker 1>Of it's so confusing.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, Meg, I don't agree with you, because I think

0:28:24.240 --> 0:28:26.159
<v Speaker 2>the movie's fun for a bit of an experience. But

0:28:26.240 --> 0:28:28.159
<v Speaker 2>I will say the one thing I hate about it

0:28:28.200 --> 0:28:29.840
<v Speaker 2>is that my blood is not what it used to be.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't pause and go do a piece exactly.

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<v Speaker 6>It's better at home.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know, because I'm just like my mother,

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<v Speaker 2>where I can't sit for too long during a movie.

0:28:39.560 --> 0:28:41.880
<v Speaker 2>At home, I'm like a sim On autopilot. I'll just

0:28:41.920 --> 0:28:44.600
<v Speaker 2>start fucking finding random chores that do around the house.

0:28:44.640 --> 0:28:46.080
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, now that I'm still watching Sean, I

0:28:46.080 --> 0:28:47.560
<v Speaker 2>need to pause. I need to pause. All of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on a ladder planning the fucking lampshade.

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<v Speaker 8>But it's also the ADHD when you yeah, yeah, because

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<v Speaker 8>you have to sit there and absolutely pay attention for

0:28:56.240 --> 0:28:58.720
<v Speaker 8>you know, two hours, whereas when I'm at home, I'll

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<v Speaker 8>pause fifty million times.

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<v Speaker 5>I agree, it depends.

0:29:02.720 --> 0:29:05.600
<v Speaker 2>If the movie's got you or not. If it's nothing

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<v Speaker 2>worse the being suck at the cinema, but it's a film.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say there is nothing I miss more

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<v Speaker 1>than the maybe twenty tens to twenty fifteens of a

0:29:15.600 --> 0:29:18.920
<v Speaker 1>home movie on a network on a channel seven, Channel ten,

0:29:19.080 --> 0:29:22.840
<v Speaker 1>Channel nine, Like I love the ad, No, because you

0:29:22.880 --> 0:29:25.600
<v Speaker 1>know what, I love the charm of where they would

0:29:25.600 --> 0:29:28.680
<v Speaker 1>place the ads, Like say, for example, you're watching Harry Potter,

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:32.080
<v Speaker 1>you'll know whether this is exactly where you'd put the

0:29:32.120 --> 0:29:35.160
<v Speaker 1>ad You're a wizard, Harry.

0:29:37.240 --> 0:29:39.560
<v Speaker 2>They do just slotted in randomly. That was a mid sentence.

0:29:39.600 --> 0:29:41.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh okay, there was always the most random spot.

0:29:42.000 --> 0:29:44.160
<v Speaker 1>And then they play three seconds of the iconic jingle

0:29:44.240 --> 0:29:48.440
<v Speaker 1>like mission impossible, the murderer is in Russia, look me

0:29:48.480 --> 0:29:48.920
<v Speaker 1>a plane.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever do that thing where you'd tape a

0:29:56.920 --> 0:29:59.200
<v Speaker 2>movie that was on TV and you'd run up and

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<v Speaker 2>hit stop on the recording when the ad started, and

0:30:01.840 --> 0:30:03.520
<v Speaker 2>then you'd quickly run up and hit record when the

0:30:03.560 --> 0:30:05.400
<v Speaker 2>movie came back in the break. So then I ended

0:30:05.480 --> 0:30:07.719
<v Speaker 2>up with this bootleg version of parent Trap that had

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<v Speaker 2>the little logos down the bottom. Yeah, the good old days.

0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:14.160
<v Speaker 1>They were fine. Anyway, Meg, You're wrong and canceled from

0:30:14.200 --> 0:30:19.320
<v Speaker 1>the show, so you I fell love the Cinnamas.

0:30:19.320 --> 0:30:20.640
<v Speaker 6>I'm just saying they're overrated.

0:30:20.720 --> 0:30:23.800
<v Speaker 1>No, no, we understand, we understand. Yeah, we get it.

0:30:23.800 --> 0:30:25.120
<v Speaker 2>It's not without its flaws.

0:30:25.160 --> 0:30:28.760
<v Speaker 1>You put it that way. Yes, all right, Meg, good luck,

0:30:29.480 --> 0:30:34.280
<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much. General message of course, all right, Sea,

0:30:34.280 --> 0:30:35.280
<v Speaker 1>sweet goodbye.

0:30:35.320 --> 0:30:36.360
<v Speaker 2>What were you wishing in love for?

0:30:36.440 --> 0:30:38.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't just living in Newcastle, I guess.

0:30:39.680 --> 0:30:43.360
<v Speaker 2>Keep an eye for drive bys to be honest, dried chicken,

0:30:43.400 --> 0:30:46.160
<v Speaker 2>honest chicken and fucking banked cruise ships.

0:30:46.440 --> 0:30:47.200
<v Speaker 1>No, thank you.

0:30:49.920 --> 0:30:53.360
<v Speaker 2>Alright, it is time to get an update on our

0:30:53.440 --> 0:30:55.160
<v Speaker 2>grand game of Fuck Mary Kill.

0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:58.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I have anxiety over the fact that

0:30:58.880 --> 0:31:01.920
<v Speaker 1>I think I would be killed in a game of

0:31:01.920 --> 0:31:02.880
<v Speaker 1>fuck Marry killed.

0:31:02.760 --> 0:31:06.360
<v Speaker 2>In conversations that you're not aware of, correct, which I

0:31:06.360 --> 0:31:09.200
<v Speaker 2>don't understand why you bother dwelling on things like that.

0:31:09.280 --> 0:31:11.520
<v Speaker 2>But you were convinced that all these people behind your

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<v Speaker 2>back would have chosen to kill you rather than fuck

0:31:13.560 --> 0:31:13.880
<v Speaker 2>or marry.

0:31:14.000 --> 0:31:16.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm working through it with my thing, but this will

0:31:16.440 --> 0:31:18.840
<v Speaker 1>make it either worse or better because you asked the question,

0:31:19.000 --> 0:31:20.239
<v Speaker 1>Well no you did? Oh did I?

0:31:20.520 --> 0:31:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? You told everyone to out of the three of us,

0:31:23.880 --> 0:31:27.040
<v Speaker 2>choose fuck Mary, kill, Mitch Cherry, Mitchell Coombs, Jenner Benson,

0:31:27.080 --> 0:31:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, in the Facebook group and during idiots,

0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:32.480
<v Speaker 2>and we popped it into Spotify comments. So I've gone

0:31:32.480 --> 0:31:35.040
<v Speaker 2>through and I've tallied how many times you were killed,

0:31:35.040 --> 0:31:36.720
<v Speaker 2>how many times you were fucked, how many times you

0:31:36.760 --> 0:31:38.760
<v Speaker 2>were married? Oh my god. And I've done the same

0:31:38.800 --> 0:31:39.400
<v Speaker 2>for all of us.

0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:42.200
<v Speaker 1>So I've got the results and I've got some sound effects.

0:31:42.600 --> 0:31:45.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So what's gonna have to happen is we're gonna

0:31:45.080 --> 0:31:46.640
<v Speaker 2>have to swap sides. We're gonna have to swap desks

0:31:46.640 --> 0:31:47.680
<v Speaker 2>because I will spoil it.

0:31:47.800 --> 0:31:48.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

0:31:48.360 --> 0:31:50.280
<v Speaker 2>Really, ye, Bradley's going to do the reveal.

0:31:50.400 --> 0:31:53.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's move. Let's I love when we swap it. It

0:31:53.040 --> 0:31:55.720
<v Speaker 1>happens so rarely, I know, it's always an exciting moment.

0:31:55.960 --> 0:31:57.040
<v Speaker 1>Do I take my drink.

0:31:56.880 --> 0:31:58.200
<v Speaker 2>Bottle if you want?

0:31:58.240 --> 0:31:59.160
<v Speaker 1>How long WY be here for?

0:31:59.320 --> 0:32:05.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know snacks.

0:32:06.640 --> 0:32:08.920
<v Speaker 1>You've got snacks on your side of the table. I'm

0:32:08.960 --> 0:32:13.240
<v Speaker 1>just farted on mine. I'm going to inherit. You've got

0:32:13.240 --> 0:32:15.040
<v Speaker 1>moisturizer over here. I was just looking at how ashy

0:32:15.080 --> 0:32:15.840
<v Speaker 1>my elbows were.

0:32:16.120 --> 0:32:18.080
<v Speaker 2>That's not mine and that's Jackie Nort's.

0:32:18.200 --> 0:32:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, Oh no, it'll sim me down.

0:32:22.040 --> 0:32:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Can I just say while we're whe're on the topic,

0:32:24.080 --> 0:32:26.400
<v Speaker 2>is Jackie not a little bit of a pig? I

0:32:26.400 --> 0:32:27.840
<v Speaker 2>can't see in the clutter right wish.

0:32:28.560 --> 0:32:31.080
<v Speaker 1>There are two empty drink bottles, there's barbecue sauce, there's

0:32:31.160 --> 0:32:35.360
<v Speaker 1>nasal spray, sunglasses, much of vitamin gummy, salt and pepper.

0:32:35.640 --> 0:32:37.480
<v Speaker 2>I think she might have decluttered. It used to be

0:32:37.520 --> 0:32:39.400
<v Speaker 2>worse anyway.

0:32:39.520 --> 0:32:41.000
<v Speaker 1>So we still have to get them on the show.

0:32:41.280 --> 0:32:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Where are these sound effects?

0:32:42.640 --> 0:32:45.280
<v Speaker 1>You'll see them. They're on the wall, Mitchell. Can we

0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:47.280
<v Speaker 1>start doing the show? Can I start doing the show.

0:32:47.080 --> 0:32:48.640
<v Speaker 2>From here if you want?

0:32:48.760 --> 0:32:50.600
<v Speaker 1>Just like, I really like it. I feel like I've

0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:51.360
<v Speaker 1>got a different energy.

0:32:52.240 --> 0:32:55.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I found there they are, So I'm going I'm

0:32:55.680 --> 0:32:57.840
<v Speaker 2>going to go through the results. I've done a bit

0:32:57.880 --> 0:33:01.200
<v Speaker 2>of maths. Oh my god, Bradley will tell you if

0:33:01.240 --> 0:33:05.760
<v Speaker 2>the majority chose to fuck or if they chose to or.

0:33:07.600 --> 0:33:09.760
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, hold on, hold on?

0:33:09.840 --> 0:33:10.720
<v Speaker 2>Should I reveal yours?

0:33:10.720 --> 0:33:16.080
<v Speaker 1>For hold on? What nervous? So hold on? So how

0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:18.160
<v Speaker 1>are you gonna do it? Are you gonna go are

0:33:18.200 --> 0:33:19.680
<v Speaker 1>you gonna go by who had the most funcks, who

0:33:19.720 --> 0:33:21.520
<v Speaker 1>are the most married? Or're gonna get mitch jury? And

0:33:21.560 --> 0:33:22.280
<v Speaker 1>then my percentage?

0:33:22.440 --> 0:33:24.960
<v Speaker 2>I'll go through one by one person, my person. Okay,

0:33:25.000 --> 0:33:26.600
<v Speaker 2>what your feedback was? All right?

0:33:26.720 --> 0:33:28.479
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? So who are you gonna start with?

0:33:28.560 --> 0:33:29.400
<v Speaker 2>Who should I start with?

0:33:29.480 --> 0:33:31.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, don't start with me because I'm the most anxious. Okay,

0:33:31.960 --> 0:33:34.360
<v Speaker 1>all right, and you know the results. So to make

0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:39.960
<v Speaker 1>the most suspense, you choose Huh. I don't know what coming?

0:33:40.040 --> 0:33:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Can I just fucking spit it?

0:33:41.400 --> 0:33:44.360
<v Speaker 2>Alay, my god, I'm so nervous.

0:33:44.720 --> 0:33:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm ready.

0:33:45.800 --> 0:33:48.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well I'll start with Jenna then, okay, yeah, let's

0:33:48.920 --> 0:33:53.960
<v Speaker 2>let's hear now. Jenna, Yes, your number one vote. Yeah,

0:33:54.000 --> 0:33:55.320
<v Speaker 2>the majority of people.

0:33:55.080 --> 0:33:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Chose to.

0:33:59.280 --> 0:34:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, which is what you were most worried about?

0:34:03.120 --> 0:34:05.440
<v Speaker 5>Yes, I know, but it happens. And then I realized

0:34:05.480 --> 0:34:07.040
<v Speaker 5>I can just come back as something else.

0:34:07.120 --> 0:34:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's the thing, that's what most people said, yeah,

0:34:09.520 --> 0:34:11.680
<v Speaker 2>it was either most of the comments were saying that

0:34:11.719 --> 0:34:14.040
<v Speaker 2>they killed you for one of two reasons. Either they

0:34:14.120 --> 0:34:16.120
<v Speaker 2>know that you'll live on, you'll come back to life,

0:34:16.120 --> 0:34:19.640
<v Speaker 2>you're perpetual, or it was actually just a sexuality thing. Yeah,

0:34:19.960 --> 0:34:22.279
<v Speaker 2>they were killing you because they are not attracted to women.

0:34:22.320 --> 0:34:24.360
<v Speaker 1>Most of our listeners a gay man.

0:34:23.719 --> 0:34:25.520
<v Speaker 5>Fair enough, I accept that.

0:34:25.640 --> 0:34:28.280
<v Speaker 2>Nicole said I'll kill Jenna because I know she enjoys

0:34:28.320 --> 0:34:30.439
<v Speaker 2>coffins killing people and I want to live. So really

0:34:30.480 --> 0:34:31.520
<v Speaker 2>she was being quite selpless.

0:34:32.640 --> 0:34:35.160
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, lovely respond you actually look.

0:34:35.040 --> 0:34:37.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay that the majority of our audience want you dead.

0:34:38.120 --> 0:34:40.359
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I know, but I'll be back to kill them.

0:34:40.480 --> 0:34:40.719
<v Speaker 2>True.

0:34:40.800 --> 0:34:43.799
<v Speaker 1>True, Yeah, I did notice in that thread early on

0:34:43.920 --> 0:34:47.240
<v Speaker 1>Jenna was replying to people with threats really off.

0:34:47.680 --> 0:34:52.080
<v Speaker 2>No, it was on, I will say though, Jenna. So, yeah,

0:34:52.200 --> 0:34:55.600
<v Speaker 2>fifty seven percent of boats were to kill you.

0:34:55.680 --> 0:34:57.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, but then backing the.

0:34:57.640 --> 0:35:03.000
<v Speaker 2>Place thirty one percent yes with was fuck yeah oh

0:35:03.080 --> 0:35:06.480
<v Speaker 2>my god. So marriage was the least appealing option when

0:35:06.520 --> 0:35:09.800
<v Speaker 2>it came to you. Scott said, I want to fuck Jenna.

0:35:10.520 --> 0:35:12.640
<v Speaker 2>Let's be honest. I'm mad enough to take up the

0:35:12.719 --> 0:35:18.479
<v Speaker 2>challenge to make that. Queen squirt. Oh Mel said I'd

0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:20.800
<v Speaker 2>fuck Jenna. The quiet ones are always the wild ones.

0:35:20.960 --> 0:35:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's true, Kentick. You need we bring that up again.

0:35:23.719 --> 0:35:26.200
<v Speaker 2>In this comment says fuck Jenna to get the Kentucky experience.

0:35:26.280 --> 0:35:28.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I don't know if you want that.

0:35:28.360 --> 0:35:31.920
<v Speaker 2>I was there. What happens on Kentiky stays beautiful message.

0:35:32.080 --> 0:35:34.160
<v Speaker 1>We're both single, Jenna, we could just road testing. We

0:35:34.239 --> 0:35:36.520
<v Speaker 1>could as well.

0:35:36.000 --> 0:35:36.880
<v Speaker 2>Now as for me.

0:35:37.360 --> 0:35:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, the majority of people chose to.

0:35:43.160 --> 0:35:46.399
<v Speaker 2>Fuckes.

0:35:46.520 --> 0:35:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Wow your aralia.

0:35:48.719 --> 0:35:50.920
<v Speaker 2>But the thing is that none of them really sound

0:35:50.960 --> 0:35:53.439
<v Speaker 2>because we asked them to elaborate on their answer. Right, Yeah,

0:35:53.520 --> 0:35:56.600
<v Speaker 2>no one sounded particularly excited at the idea of fucking me.

0:35:57.960 --> 0:36:00.000
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean, I don't let me if I

0:36:00.160 --> 0:36:02.359
<v Speaker 2>Brydon said I'd fuck Coombs because I don't think he'd

0:36:02.400 --> 0:36:06.040
<v Speaker 2>tolerate me long term to get it over, and Amy

0:36:06.080 --> 0:36:08.239
<v Speaker 2>said I'd fuck Coombs. It'd be fun, but there's no

0:36:08.400 --> 0:36:11.560
<v Speaker 2>sexual chemistry and so we'd end up being best friends.

0:36:11.880 --> 0:36:16.440
<v Speaker 2>So she's chose to fuck me but insulted me. At

0:36:16.440 --> 0:36:18.359
<v Speaker 2>the same time. Den I said, I guess i'd fuck

0:36:18.400 --> 0:36:20.760
<v Speaker 2>Combs because that's all I have left. You'd already chosen

0:36:20.800 --> 0:36:22.279
<v Speaker 2>to marry and kill you two got it, got it,

0:36:22.320 --> 0:36:24.239
<v Speaker 2>got it, So I'm not really taking that as a

0:36:24.320 --> 0:36:27.919
<v Speaker 2>huge compliment. Okay, Second was marriage.

0:36:26.800 --> 0:36:28.560
<v Speaker 1>That's that's nice.

0:36:28.719 --> 0:36:31.000
<v Speaker 2>I will say that. What was that one comment that

0:36:31.040 --> 0:36:35.239
<v Speaker 2>I thought was so flattering? It said Chris said, I'd

0:36:35.239 --> 0:36:37.640
<v Speaker 2>marry Kumbs because I feel like marrying someone with all

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:39.760
<v Speaker 2>these practical skills would be so helpful.

0:36:40.280 --> 0:36:41.839
<v Speaker 5>That's quite nice.

0:36:42.120 --> 0:36:43.960
<v Speaker 1>You can change a time.

0:36:44.000 --> 0:36:45.280
<v Speaker 2>Are you ready for your results?

0:36:45.600 --> 0:36:47.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready? Here we go, yep, hit me.

0:36:47.600 --> 0:36:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Okay, where's that fucking drone?

0:36:50.000 --> 0:36:52.520
<v Speaker 1>It should be on the drone s FX. I'm sure

0:36:52.560 --> 0:36:53.640
<v Speaker 1>the fader is up and on.

0:36:54.840 --> 0:36:56.120
<v Speaker 2>I know how to panel down.

0:36:56.640 --> 0:36:57.840
<v Speaker 1>I can't hear anything.

0:36:58.160 --> 0:36:59.160
<v Speaker 2>I just turned it up.

0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:01.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can't hear it.

0:37:01.880 --> 0:37:05.799
<v Speaker 2>I haven't turned sorry so that I can do a

0:37:05.840 --> 0:37:06.520
<v Speaker 2>bit of suspense.

0:37:06.560 --> 0:37:07.279
<v Speaker 5>I can't hear it.

0:37:09.440 --> 0:37:11.520
<v Speaker 2>I can turn your mic off just as easily as

0:37:11.560 --> 0:37:12.360
<v Speaker 2>I turned the drone on.

0:37:12.880 --> 0:37:13.880
<v Speaker 1>I can fart in your seat.

0:37:13.960 --> 0:37:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Are you ready for your results?

0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:18.440
<v Speaker 1>I am ready. It has kept me up at night.

0:37:20.080 --> 0:37:22.600
<v Speaker 1>This could either really make or break the progress I've

0:37:22.600 --> 0:37:24.600
<v Speaker 1>had in the last few weeks after my breakup.

0:37:25.239 --> 0:37:29.040
<v Speaker 2>Mitchell Cheery in the is it just me? Grand game

0:37:29.200 --> 0:37:32.920
<v Speaker 2>of fuck Mary? Kill the majority of people voted to

0:37:39.280 --> 0:37:40.600
<v Speaker 2>you've got majority married.

0:37:42.520 --> 0:37:46.200
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty yeah, what do they say, what's the justification?

0:37:46.440 --> 0:37:49.160
<v Speaker 2>Just said, I'd marry Cheery. I've got some romantic music

0:37:49.200 --> 0:37:51.480
<v Speaker 2>over here. Woman, I'm having fun with this.

0:37:51.560 --> 0:37:52.920
<v Speaker 1>It's very fun. It makes you dramatic.

0:37:52.960 --> 0:37:54.400
<v Speaker 2>So where do I find the romantic musical?

0:37:54.520 --> 0:37:56.040
<v Speaker 1>It might not be on there. Just have a look

0:37:56.040 --> 0:37:58.640
<v Speaker 1>at one of my defaults. But if you command, what

0:37:58.680 --> 0:38:02.719
<v Speaker 1>about this? That's a Shetland plenty. I have that on

0:38:02.800 --> 0:38:06.120
<v Speaker 1>hand in case and you make fun of Jenna.

0:38:07.320 --> 0:38:09.440
<v Speaker 2>You don't have romantic music, but you've got the fucking

0:38:09.520 --> 0:38:13.480
<v Speaker 2>japan national anthem. Just play that, Just play that, all right.

0:38:14.600 --> 0:38:18.759
<v Speaker 2>Jess said I would marry Cheery. I think we'd get

0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:22.160
<v Speaker 2>along as well. We could date whoever we wanted, take

0:38:22.280 --> 0:38:27.319
<v Speaker 2>long walks. Wait, wait, marry you because you can date

0:38:27.360 --> 0:38:31.239
<v Speaker 2>whoever you wanted. Because she's proposing an open marriage.

0:38:30.920 --> 0:38:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Because I'm single, is well, what you mean?

0:38:33.000 --> 0:38:35.480
<v Speaker 2>But I married to her in this hypothetical, but you

0:38:35.520 --> 0:38:36.359
<v Speaker 2>can still date.

0:38:37.120 --> 0:38:40.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I can't escape open relationship.

0:38:40.920 --> 0:38:44.200
<v Speaker 2>She also said, I've already got kids and a husband,

0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:46.319
<v Speaker 2>but we're pretending it doesn't exist for the minute. So

0:38:46.680 --> 0:38:49.240
<v Speaker 2>you would already have already made family without having to ruder.

0:38:49.840 --> 0:38:51.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sold on Jess.

0:38:51.880 --> 0:38:55.399
<v Speaker 2>Jasper said marry Cheery because his old money also could

0:38:55.480 --> 0:38:59.880
<v Speaker 2>lead to my fame, and said, marry Cheery seems like

0:38:59.880 --> 0:39:02.760
<v Speaker 2>a great partner, and we could have an open marriage

0:39:02.760 --> 0:39:04.960
<v Speaker 2>to make the most of our slut favor. Hold on.

0:39:05.560 --> 0:39:08.600
<v Speaker 1>So my fear is affirmed. People want to marry me,

0:39:08.600 --> 0:39:10.000
<v Speaker 1>but they don't want to fucking touch me with a

0:39:10.040 --> 0:39:10.680
<v Speaker 1>ten foot cole.

0:39:10.800 --> 0:39:13.560
<v Speaker 2>I think you'll find that in second place, people chose

0:39:13.600 --> 0:39:20.840
<v Speaker 2>to fuck Yes thirty four percent bitch, says Leanna, because

0:39:20.840 --> 0:39:22.759
<v Speaker 2>I feel sorry for him in his break up here

0:39:22.800 --> 0:39:28.839
<v Speaker 2>all right, next please, I didn't realize that pity, Oh

0:39:28.920 --> 0:39:32.160
<v Speaker 2>Doug nas and I is that how you need?

0:39:32.320 --> 0:39:32.400
<v Speaker 6>Is?

0:39:32.480 --> 0:39:32.959
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Sure?

0:39:33.440 --> 0:39:37.879
<v Speaker 2>And I a triples in Wow. It seems to would

0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:40.560
<v Speaker 2>fuck Cheery because he's funny and it's cuffing season and

0:39:40.560 --> 0:39:41.920
<v Speaker 2>I need a big boy. What does that mean? What

0:39:42.000 --> 0:39:42.440
<v Speaker 2>is cuffing?

0:39:43.040 --> 0:39:45.359
<v Speaker 1>Cuffing? Is just having a partner, I think, isn't it?

0:39:45.800 --> 0:39:47.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Jenna, can you google that?

0:39:47.880 --> 0:39:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? If he wants to put me in cuffs some down.

0:39:50.280 --> 0:39:52.680
<v Speaker 2>Also, Sarah said I'd fuck Cheery because he's entering his

0:39:52.719 --> 0:39:55.480
<v Speaker 2>slut era, so he'd be up for getting experimental.

0:39:55.760 --> 0:39:59.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh my, definitely. That japan national anthem is cuffing.

0:40:00.200 --> 0:40:03.840
<v Speaker 5>Oh, usually the colder months when new relationships start, and

0:40:03.880 --> 0:40:04.440
<v Speaker 5>I'll hold the.

0:40:04.440 --> 0:40:08.600
<v Speaker 2>Fuck up I found it. Yeah, coughing is.

0:40:08.800 --> 0:40:13.360
<v Speaker 5>Oh, cuffing is usually the colder months, for instance, full

0:40:13.480 --> 0:40:17.439
<v Speaker 5>or winter, when new relationships start and old relationships turn

0:40:17.520 --> 0:40:18.720
<v Speaker 5>into engagements.

0:40:18.840 --> 0:40:23.040
<v Speaker 2>Ooh wow, so NEAs is ready to pounds during cuffing season.

0:40:23.560 --> 0:40:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Send me a message. Anyone else want to fuck me tonight? Preferably?

0:40:27.320 --> 0:40:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Wait a second.

0:40:28.560 --> 0:40:31.840
<v Speaker 5>It says it begins in October and last until just

0:40:31.920 --> 0:40:33.160
<v Speaker 5>after Valentine's Day.

0:40:33.360 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's good, you've got time that's coming up.

0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:37.560
<v Speaker 1>But in the DIARYT yeah, schedule it in. That's right,

0:40:37.560 --> 0:40:39.319
<v Speaker 1>he said, just in time a cuffing season as has

0:40:39.320 --> 0:40:40.319
<v Speaker 1>been going ahead.

0:40:40.320 --> 0:40:42.760
<v Speaker 2>A few months. So only sixteen percent of your votes

0:40:42.800 --> 0:40:44.560
<v Speaker 2>were to kill that was the least. Wow.

0:40:44.960 --> 0:40:49.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, my insecurities were were ill founded.

0:40:49.480 --> 0:40:51.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I won't read any comments about why they'd killed.

0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:53.279
<v Speaker 2>There was only a couple though, that's the that's the

0:40:53.280 --> 0:40:54.120
<v Speaker 2>important thing here.

0:40:54.360 --> 0:40:56.520
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to know the percentage of the three of us,

0:40:56.880 --> 0:40:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Like what was out of the three of us. What

0:40:58.680 --> 0:40:59.080
<v Speaker 1>we got?

0:40:59.280 --> 0:40:59.759
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean?

0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:02.960
<v Speaker 1>Well? Fuck Mary kill Mitch Jenner? Well, I got killed,

0:41:03.280 --> 0:41:05.759
<v Speaker 1>Jenna got killed? Yeah, you got fuck?

0:41:06.120 --> 0:41:06.760
<v Speaker 2>You got married?

0:41:06.840 --> 0:41:07.080
<v Speaker 1>Is that?

0:41:07.120 --> 0:41:07.279
<v Speaker 6>Oh?

0:41:07.280 --> 0:41:08.920
<v Speaker 1>I thought you were just looking at all of ours,

0:41:08.920 --> 0:41:09.919
<v Speaker 1>but this is all round.

0:41:10.440 --> 0:41:13.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh. I was in like, out of all the votes

0:41:13.120 --> 0:41:16.240
<v Speaker 2>Jenna got, fifty seven percent of them were killed. Wow.

0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, so it is fuck Coombs overarching Marychury kill Jenna.

0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:23.240
<v Speaker 5>I thought it would be more for me for kill,

0:41:23.719 --> 0:41:24.359
<v Speaker 5>so I will.

0:41:24.360 --> 0:41:28.280
<v Speaker 2>It is the biggest majority. How you got fifty percent marriage?

0:41:28.520 --> 0:41:28.920
<v Speaker 1>Wow?

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:31.080
<v Speaker 2>Fifty seven I got? I got forty seven percent.

0:41:31.160 --> 0:41:31.359
<v Speaker 1>Fuck.

0:41:31.440 --> 0:41:33.840
<v Speaker 2>So once again people are reluctant. Yeah, and then you

0:41:33.960 --> 0:41:37.080
<v Speaker 2>got fifty seven percent killed? Be high your of the

0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:38.440
<v Speaker 2>most common thread? Wow?

0:41:38.560 --> 0:41:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well we love our listeners. Thank you guys, whether

0:41:41.239 --> 0:41:43.680
<v Speaker 1>you're killing us, fucking us, or marriage, Thank you so much.

0:41:44.280 --> 0:41:45.160
<v Speaker 2>All right, do you want to swap?

0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's get Is it just me listening on Spotify?

0:41:52.560 --> 0:41:56.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't forget to leave a five star now.

0:41:56.520 --> 0:41:58.759
<v Speaker 2>Another thing that we need to follow up on. This

0:41:58.800 --> 0:41:59.959
<v Speaker 2>is from a couple of weeks ago.

0:42:00.040 --> 0:42:02.400
<v Speaker 1>It is Jenn's STD Oh yeah, how.

0:42:02.320 --> 0:42:03.360
<v Speaker 2>Did you get those results?

0:42:03.440 --> 0:42:03.520
<v Speaker 6>No?

0:42:03.600 --> 0:42:04.880
<v Speaker 5>I haven't yet ship.

0:42:04.840 --> 0:42:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, no news, it's good news. I mean, given your behavior,

0:42:09.719 --> 0:42:14.880
<v Speaker 2>I can imagine why you'd be worried, worried sleepless nights. Anyway,

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:17.960
<v Speaker 2>A few weeks ago, remember I brought in a ukulele

0:42:18.520 --> 0:42:21.640
<v Speaker 2>to cover Colleen Ballenger's apology song Toki Got the Train.

0:42:22.080 --> 0:42:24.360
<v Speaker 2>We did the ousie version. This is it if you missed.

0:42:24.160 --> 0:42:33.400
<v Speaker 3>It, all of the rusted bullshit bus fanging around.

0:42:33.200 --> 0:42:37.960
<v Speaker 2>The block of fucking porkies starning really good.

0:42:38.000 --> 0:42:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Did well on TikTok. We really riled up some Ballinger fans.

0:42:40.920 --> 0:42:44.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and like beautiful ukulele playing for me. Obviously

0:42:45.680 --> 0:42:48.400
<v Speaker 2>I agree. And we decided that we were going to

0:42:48.400 --> 0:42:50.759
<v Speaker 2>pop the ukulele on eBay. We all signed it in

0:42:50.840 --> 0:42:54.880
<v Speaker 2>permanent market and then go forth and bid see how

0:42:54.960 --> 0:42:56.719
<v Speaker 2>much we get for it. Last time we did this,

0:42:57.239 --> 0:42:59.480
<v Speaker 2>it was a wine cork from a wine bottle that

0:42:59.480 --> 0:43:00.480
<v Speaker 2>we popped for some reason.

0:43:00.520 --> 0:43:02.560
<v Speaker 1>We signed it too, I think I remember. And then

0:43:02.560 --> 0:43:04.200
<v Speaker 1>we and we said we'll donate the money to a

0:43:04.280 --> 0:43:06.279
<v Speaker 1>charity of the winning bidders choosing.

0:43:06.040 --> 0:43:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Correct and the winecock I think was sixty bucks or something. Yeah, yeah,

0:43:10.920 --> 0:43:14.040
<v Speaker 2>And so I was expecting something similar for the ukulele. Yes,

0:43:14.360 --> 0:43:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, did the ukulele bidding get out of control?

0:43:18.360 --> 0:43:20.560
<v Speaker 2>But first let's just bring on the winner. Shall we?

0:43:20.640 --> 0:43:21.720
<v Speaker 2>Let me shut the bullshit?

0:43:21.800 --> 0:43:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Let's do it. The winner of the bid for the

0:43:25.600 --> 0:43:27.440
<v Speaker 1>what was it? Basic bullshit bus? What do we call it?

0:43:28.120 --> 0:43:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Rusted? My first youth ukulele, my first single?

0:43:32.440 --> 0:43:35.560
<v Speaker 1>I should not I should know the title our rusted

0:43:35.920 --> 0:43:39.400
<v Speaker 1>busted ukulele. You might know him. It is MITCHI boy

0:43:39.480 --> 0:43:40.000
<v Speaker 1>is back.

0:43:40.080 --> 0:43:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh yay, Yes, are we fellas all the better for

0:43:44.239 --> 0:43:46.239
<v Speaker 2>hearing your voice, Darlan, Mitch's back. You were on a

0:43:46.280 --> 0:43:48.319
<v Speaker 2>few weeks ago. Might have been the same week that

0:43:48.400 --> 0:43:49.480
<v Speaker 2>we used the ukulele.

0:43:49.640 --> 0:43:52.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you had an Is it just you, Mitch? That's right?

0:43:52.560 --> 0:43:54.960
<v Speaker 7>So that's why I thought it was fitting that I

0:43:55.520 --> 0:43:56.720
<v Speaker 7>won that little bad Boy.

0:43:57.280 --> 0:43:59.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, when you say one, you technically paid for it,

0:43:59.640 --> 0:44:01.000
<v Speaker 2>but it's going to charity.

0:44:01.160 --> 0:44:03.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I will say you the winning bid was

0:44:03.280 --> 0:44:06.919
<v Speaker 1>six hundred and sixty dollars Mitchie. Yeah, how good?

0:44:07.080 --> 0:44:09.719
<v Speaker 2>Fuckrazy? You didn't think to throw six bucks on there?

0:44:09.760 --> 0:44:11.120
<v Speaker 2>How good would six six six be?

0:44:12.880 --> 0:44:13.640
<v Speaker 1>Just for loles?

0:44:14.160 --> 0:44:17.520
<v Speaker 2>I cannot believe that you ended up spending six hundred

0:44:17.520 --> 0:44:20.359
<v Speaker 2>and sixty dollars on that fucking ukulele. If it wasn't

0:44:20.400 --> 0:44:23.040
<v Speaker 2>for charity, i'd feel bad knowing how much I'd paid

0:44:23.040 --> 0:44:25.040
<v Speaker 2>for it on Amazon, but it was.

0:44:25.719 --> 0:44:27.560
<v Speaker 7>It was actually quite funny too, because you know when

0:44:27.840 --> 0:44:30.200
<v Speaker 7>when it's all gone through or whatever, and it says

0:44:30.239 --> 0:44:33.120
<v Speaker 7>down the bottom it's like suggested items for you, and

0:44:33.160 --> 0:44:37.520
<v Speaker 7>it's other ukuleles twelve dollars.

0:44:37.640 --> 0:44:41.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just add that to the checkout too. I will

0:44:41.160 --> 0:44:43.080
<v Speaker 2>say the one I got was not twelve dollars, but

0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:43.960
<v Speaker 2>it was around that mark.

0:44:44.000 --> 0:44:46.279
<v Speaker 1>So it's a good quality. We've all signed it, so

0:44:46.280 --> 0:44:47.879
<v Speaker 1>it's on the way to you. You'll have to send

0:44:47.960 --> 0:44:49.640
<v Speaker 1>us a photo when you get a Mitchie. I haven't

0:44:49.760 --> 0:44:51.319
<v Speaker 1>rocked up yet, I.

0:44:51.280 --> 0:44:51.839
<v Speaker 7>Don't think so.

0:44:52.160 --> 0:44:53.440
<v Speaker 2>I was going to get you to play it down

0:44:53.520 --> 0:44:55.640
<v Speaker 2>the phone line. That's all right, We'll have to get

0:44:55.640 --> 0:44:58.480
<v Speaker 2>the video, send us a rendition, you play something in

0:44:58.520 --> 0:45:00.239
<v Speaker 2>the Facebook group, if you play in the UK lally,

0:45:00.280 --> 0:45:00.799
<v Speaker 2>that'll be good.

0:45:01.080 --> 0:45:04.000
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, I'll try and learn how to play something.

0:45:04.080 --> 0:45:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's an investment six hundred sixty. So we've got

0:45:07.560 --> 0:45:09.200
<v Speaker 1>that money, Mitch, and what we're going to do is

0:45:09.200 --> 0:45:11.240
<v Speaker 1>we're going to donate it to a charity of your choice.

0:45:11.640 --> 0:45:13.840
<v Speaker 1>So we're six hundred and sixty and we're going to

0:45:13.880 --> 0:45:15.280
<v Speaker 1>round it up to seven hundred dollars.

0:45:15.520 --> 0:45:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we may as well. We may not be stingy.

0:45:18.120 --> 0:45:20.680
<v Speaker 1>No, it's a nice, nice neat number. I also a

0:45:20.719 --> 0:45:25.040
<v Speaker 1>fucking tex right off for its Yeah, Mitch, what charity

0:45:25.080 --> 0:45:27.000
<v Speaker 1>were donating the seven hundred bucks too?

0:45:28.200 --> 0:45:34.480
<v Speaker 7>So the charity is it's called Emma's Warriors. Warriors, Yeah, yeah,

0:45:34.600 --> 0:45:38.600
<v Speaker 7>it's called Emma's Warriors. It's a I suppose long story short.

0:45:38.640 --> 0:45:42.080
<v Speaker 7>It's a young girl who shopped with my brand quite

0:45:42.120 --> 0:45:42.399
<v Speaker 7>a bit.

0:45:43.400 --> 0:45:46.319
<v Speaker 2>She's lone clothing company. It's the brand. By the way,

0:45:46.400 --> 0:45:48.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm wearing one of your shirts today.

0:45:47.640 --> 0:45:49.799
<v Speaker 1>It is cor Love.

0:45:51.360 --> 0:45:57.440
<v Speaker 7>She's she's only young, she's only say ten or.

0:45:57.360 --> 0:45:59.520
<v Speaker 1>Eleven, little girl, Yeah, she's young.

0:45:59.840 --> 0:46:04.239
<v Speaker 7>And yeah, she's been diagnosed with leukemia. So and it's

0:46:04.760 --> 0:46:08.480
<v Speaker 7>it's very heartbreaking. And she's spent around one hundred and

0:46:08.560 --> 0:46:11.040
<v Speaker 7>sixty days or the last days in the hospital.

0:46:12.880 --> 0:46:13.719
<v Speaker 2>She's she's beating it.

0:46:13.719 --> 0:46:15.680
<v Speaker 7>She's doing really well. But what she's gone and done,

0:46:15.760 --> 0:46:20.080
<v Speaker 7>so she's done. She's created this little charity to give

0:46:20.120 --> 0:46:22.279
<v Speaker 7>back to other kids in her position.

0:46:22.000 --> 0:46:23.080
<v Speaker 1>In a similar situation.

0:46:23.280 --> 0:46:26.400
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, So what she's doing, she's making these backpacks and

0:46:26.440 --> 0:46:31.120
<v Speaker 7>they're filled with items that she needed during when she

0:46:31.200 --> 0:46:32.920
<v Speaker 7>was in hospital that made her more comfortable.

0:46:33.520 --> 0:46:36.800
<v Speaker 2>That makes sense and care kids, yeah exactly.

0:46:36.880 --> 0:46:40.560
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, for kids like her that are going through cancer

0:46:40.600 --> 0:46:41.000
<v Speaker 7>and stuff.

0:46:41.040 --> 0:46:42.520
<v Speaker 2>So that's horrible.

0:46:43.000 --> 0:46:45.879
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it's really, it's really really, you know, like fuck,

0:46:45.920 --> 0:46:46.879
<v Speaker 7>we get everything, Like.

0:46:48.400 --> 0:46:49.880
<v Speaker 2>I just don't realize how lucky.

0:46:50.640 --> 0:46:52.959
<v Speaker 7>Like you know, and when you get someone that's gone

0:46:52.960 --> 0:46:56.080
<v Speaker 7>through fucking helen back come in to you and say

0:46:56.120 --> 0:46:58.479
<v Speaker 7>to you, this is what they're doing and giving back,

0:46:58.520 --> 0:47:01.000
<v Speaker 7>and you know they're worrying about other people when they're

0:47:01.160 --> 0:47:02.560
<v Speaker 7>going through the worst.

0:47:02.600 --> 0:47:05.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I can't believe that the money you're donating isn't

0:47:05.040 --> 0:47:07.439
<v Speaker 2>even going towards her and her treatment, because I'm looking

0:47:07.480 --> 0:47:09.600
<v Speaker 2>at it now. There's a go fundme page, which, by

0:47:09.680 --> 0:47:12.080
<v Speaker 2>the way, we'll pop that in our Facebook group and jury,

0:47:12.120 --> 0:47:14.560
<v Speaker 2>yeah defendone else wants to chuck some money their way

0:47:14.560 --> 0:47:16.080
<v Speaker 2>because that is beautiful. I thought it was going to

0:47:16.120 --> 0:47:18.760
<v Speaker 2>be going towards Emma's treatment and you know the costs

0:47:18.760 --> 0:47:22.440
<v Speaker 2>involved with her, but she's using that money to look

0:47:22.480 --> 0:47:24.560
<v Speaker 2>after other people. That's so beautiful. Yeah.

0:47:25.000 --> 0:47:27.520
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, so it's yeah, it's pretty it's really touching, Like

0:47:28.280 --> 0:47:29.479
<v Speaker 7>it's Yeah, it's fucking sick.

0:47:29.719 --> 0:47:32.200
<v Speaker 2>It's really cool, beautiful sick. Do you know what my

0:47:32.320 --> 0:47:34.520
<v Speaker 2>favorite numbers are? Seven and three? Can we round it

0:47:34.600 --> 0:47:37.680
<v Speaker 2>up to seven three seven, seven hundred and thirty seven?

0:47:37.719 --> 0:47:41.120
<v Speaker 2>That would just fucking really warm my heart and my OCD.

0:47:40.840 --> 0:47:43.879
<v Speaker 1>And the aeroplane nerds. Seven three seven. People. People are

0:47:44.000 --> 0:47:45.200
<v Speaker 1>very weird. They're going to love that.

0:47:45.320 --> 0:47:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, think boeing, yeah, bowing, Yeah, I permission to use

0:47:48.920 --> 0:47:51.719
<v Speaker 2>our podcast funds seven three seven, Yeah, go for it,

0:47:51.719 --> 0:47:52.320
<v Speaker 2>break it.

0:47:52.440 --> 0:47:54.560
<v Speaker 7>It's happening, will If you put it to that, I'll

0:47:54.560 --> 0:47:55.960
<v Speaker 7>put in the rest to make it to a thousand,

0:47:55.960 --> 0:47:56.760
<v Speaker 7>and we'll give them a thousand.

0:47:57.040 --> 0:48:03.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh gee cry all right, I'm doing it now donated.

0:48:03.800 --> 0:48:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Mitchie, you're a good man Alone Clothing co

0:48:09.360 --> 0:48:10.960
<v Speaker 1>if you want to give his brand a plug. You

0:48:11.640 --> 0:48:13.960
<v Speaker 1>are such a nice guy, like we've only really met

0:48:13.960 --> 0:48:15.520
<v Speaker 1>you in the last couple of weeks, but you're you're

0:48:15.520 --> 0:48:18.080
<v Speaker 1>a good egg. There's not many people out there like mate.

0:48:18.360 --> 0:48:18.640
<v Speaker 7>Sheers.

0:48:18.719 --> 0:48:21.759
<v Speaker 1>No, I appreciate it, mate, sound copper, Yeah, I said, mate,

0:48:21.840 --> 0:48:25.680
<v Speaker 1>it really no, it sounds natural. Yeah, mate Copper.

0:48:27.600 --> 0:48:29.000
<v Speaker 2>By the way, I don't know if you know this, Mitch,

0:48:29.080 --> 0:48:31.040
<v Speaker 2>but a lot of people wrote in saying he sounded

0:48:31.120 --> 0:48:33.440
<v Speaker 2>hot and you were on the show last time.

0:48:34.000 --> 0:48:38.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he's got a man. He's got a man.

0:48:40.480 --> 0:48:42.400
<v Speaker 2>That does not mean that people aren't allowed to tell

0:48:42.440 --> 0:48:42.879
<v Speaker 2>me I'm hot.

0:48:43.040 --> 0:48:46.239
<v Speaker 1>That's true, that's very true. Is your man masculine like?

0:48:46.360 --> 0:48:46.759
<v Speaker 6>Is he like?

0:48:46.920 --> 0:48:48.520
<v Speaker 1>Is he the same energy as you? Mitchie?

0:48:49.560 --> 0:48:50.280
<v Speaker 7>Pretty similar?

0:48:51.040 --> 0:48:51.279
<v Speaker 2>Wow?

0:48:51.840 --> 0:48:52.160
<v Speaker 7>Which is?

0:48:52.320 --> 0:48:52.640
<v Speaker 6>I know?

0:48:52.760 --> 0:48:53.160
<v Speaker 1>It's cool?

0:48:53.239 --> 0:48:53.640
<v Speaker 7>I love that.

0:48:53.840 --> 0:48:55.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I will send us your nudes and we'll post

0:48:55.440 --> 0:48:57.440
<v Speaker 1>him on that. This is just me, Paige Mitchie, and

0:48:58.040 --> 0:49:00.600
<v Speaker 1>you've got to subscribe for shit. It's a good man.

0:49:00.640 --> 0:49:03.400
<v Speaker 1>He's a business man. He's a business man at his

0:49:03.480 --> 0:49:06.520
<v Speaker 1>call there or we'll put the link obviously to the

0:49:07.000 --> 0:49:08.719
<v Speaker 1>charity in our Facebook group if you want to have

0:49:08.760 --> 0:49:09.439
<v Speaker 1>a little more info.

0:49:09.840 --> 0:49:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Emma's Warriors, that's what it's called. I've got a Facebook

0:49:12.040 --> 0:49:12.560
<v Speaker 2>page as well.

0:49:12.680 --> 0:49:15.680
<v Speaker 1>On your Mitchie, play your ukulele with pride. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>love the guys. Thanks, thank you, buddy. What a good

0:49:18.880 --> 0:49:20.480
<v Speaker 1>guy he is. He's such a sweetheart.

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<v Speaker 2>You could almost call us a throupple of mitches.

0:49:22.840 --> 0:49:24.760
<v Speaker 1>You could. That's true of mitches.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh. I got to say this guy. Fund me is

0:49:26.520 --> 0:49:29.600
<v Speaker 2>really unnerving. Look, it's been loading for the last two minutes.

0:49:29.760 --> 0:49:33.560
<v Speaker 2>Ever since I had right, I've clicked it. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>sure if it's worked on all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, on that note, let's go. It's the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's get out of here. Let's leave. We'll be

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<v Speaker 2>back before you know it on Saturday at five pm

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney time to be precise.

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<v Speaker 1>That's us. Yeah, we're here, talkback tings live.

0:49:48.080 --> 0:49:50.479
<v Speaker 2>Can't wait for that. Anything you want to talk about,

0:49:50.560 --> 0:49:52.400
<v Speaker 2>give us the buzz. We'll give the number out on

0:49:52.440 --> 0:49:54.919
<v Speaker 2>the day. Don't worry. Yeah, don't fucking call the idgin phone,

0:49:54.960 --> 0:49:56.080
<v Speaker 2>not the one that you text us on.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's a very different number. We'll give you all

0:49:58.360 --> 0:50:00.279
<v Speaker 1>the details next week. Don't worry all or be in

0:50:00.320 --> 0:50:02.000
<v Speaker 1>the Facebook group all across the socials.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we'll catch you soon, idiots.

0:50:03.680 --> 0:50:05.800
<v Speaker 1>So you guys, thanks for listening. Leave us a review

0:50:05.920 --> 0:50:08.120
<v Speaker 1>five stars please Spotify and Apple We love it.

0:50:08.239 --> 0:50:09.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, love your baby, See you.

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<v Speaker 1>In a week.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me a podcast by a couple of meches.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Aff Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment

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<v Speaker 2>on the end. You might think the show is finished,

0:50:34.520 --> 0:50:37.359
<v Speaker 2>but it just isn't it. It's never kidding. We wrap

0:50:37.440 --> 0:50:39.040
<v Speaker 2>it up and then we talk shit that we kind

0:50:39.080 --> 0:50:41.440
<v Speaker 2>of want to trick people. Hopefully they don't hear this

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<v Speaker 2>part because we just go a bit rogue. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>at best word, you know what.

0:50:44.120 --> 0:50:46.279
<v Speaker 1>You might want it to be over, but sorry, it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>And given the fact that our episode consumption rate is

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<v Speaker 2>at ninety eight percent, I would hazard, I guess and

0:50:52.160 --> 0:50:54.360
<v Speaker 2>say most people have discovered the secret.

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<v Speaker 1>There's two percent out of there that I really feel

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<v Speaker 1>sorry for. I know, but we can't change it.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I don't really feel thorough and I wouldn't say

0:51:01.920 --> 0:51:03.520
<v Speaker 2>this is the best stuff they're missing out on.

0:51:03.600 --> 0:51:07.120
<v Speaker 1>Not to I just drivel, absolute drivel, absolute drivel.

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<v Speaker 5>I wouldn't bother.

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<v Speaker 1>Have we all had a good week so far?

0:51:09.280 --> 0:51:09.480
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:51:10.120 --> 0:51:13.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good. I'm quite excited because they've got talkback things

0:51:13.120 --> 0:51:17.360
<v Speaker 2>coming up, and we've started to lock in things for

0:51:17.480 --> 0:51:18.200
<v Speaker 2>the Hobby Hunt.

0:51:18.560 --> 0:51:22.840
<v Speaker 1>We're going on the road, we're going to leave the studio.

0:51:23.200 --> 0:51:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, obviously there's a lot of winging it on this show,

0:51:26.160 --> 0:51:27.680
<v Speaker 2>but we've actually got fun things planned.

0:51:27.760 --> 0:51:30.759
<v Speaker 1>So it's a good era we do. It's our unhinged era,

0:51:31.360 --> 0:51:36.440
<v Speaker 1>chaotic era. I don't know. Maybe silly Era, silly Goose. Yeah,

0:51:37.680 --> 0:51:39.960
<v Speaker 1>no it didn't, did it. Hot Girl walk era has

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<v Speaker 1>caught on. I'm getting so many idiots sending me photos

0:51:42.120 --> 0:51:43.720
<v Speaker 1>of them on their hot Girl walks.

0:51:43.440 --> 0:51:45.600
<v Speaker 2>Which is weird because I didn't have the same uptake

0:51:45.680 --> 0:51:48.480
<v Speaker 2>from my walking era, which I'm still in. It used

0:51:48.480 --> 0:51:49.560
<v Speaker 2>to become your personality.

0:51:49.600 --> 0:51:52.239
<v Speaker 1>Well I've posted it every day, so it's sort of

0:51:52.320 --> 0:51:54.320
<v Speaker 1>become the thing. And then now everyone's sending me anti

0:51:54.400 --> 0:51:58.000
<v Speaker 1>chaf cream and I've really made it the brand. It's

0:51:58.040 --> 0:51:59.759
<v Speaker 1>not what I thought i'd be at at this point,

0:51:59.920 --> 0:52:01.279
<v Speaker 1>I but I'll take it.

0:52:01.840 --> 0:52:04.720
<v Speaker 2>I usually wear like a little similar to the skims,

0:52:04.719 --> 0:52:06.640
<v Speaker 2>really little pair of bark shorts, so I don't get

0:52:06.640 --> 0:52:07.959
<v Speaker 2>the chafing. If they ever needed the cream.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone suggested cooking flower between the legs imagine that.

0:52:12.760 --> 0:52:14.160
<v Speaker 5>I don't know about that, which.

0:52:14.000 --> 0:52:17.120
<v Speaker 1>Works when you're rolling like kneading dough, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if it work between my thighs. I'd fucking run

0:52:19.280 --> 0:52:22.040
<v Speaker 1>so quickly to turn into fokasha. There is so much

0:52:22.120 --> 0:52:24.319
<v Speaker 1>heat down there that there'd be damper by the time

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<v Speaker 1>I've reached the end of my run.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad used to smear on petroleum jelly, and it

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<v Speaker 2>was so fu imagine just putting lube between your legs

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<v Speaker 2>like there.

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<v Speaker 1>We have come such a far away since the days

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<v Speaker 1>of petroleum jelly. It used to be my mum's fixed

0:52:39.800 --> 0:52:43.879
<v Speaker 1>for everything. Yeah, really chapped lips, petroleum jelly, burnt hand

0:52:44.080 --> 0:52:48.920
<v Speaker 1>petroleum jelly, car white start petroleum jelly. What even is it?

0:52:49.000 --> 0:52:50.800
<v Speaker 1>It's like the byproduct of petrol, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>And we put it on my lips. I'm not even

0:52:52.600 --> 0:52:54.360
<v Speaker 2>sure I wouldn't put that on my lips though. I

0:52:54.400 --> 0:52:56.520
<v Speaker 2>can't think of one thing that I'd go fuck. I

0:52:56.600 --> 0:52:58.880
<v Speaker 2>wish I had petroleum jelly for this. I can't think

0:52:58.920 --> 0:52:59.399
<v Speaker 2>of one thing.

0:53:00.360 --> 0:53:01.799
<v Speaker 5>I used to always put it on my lips.

0:53:01.840 --> 0:53:04.120
<v Speaker 1>Everyone did it. When I ever had windburn, I had

0:53:04.160 --> 0:53:06.560
<v Speaker 1>shocking windburn because I used to. I don't know why

0:53:06.560 --> 0:53:08.800
<v Speaker 1>I had windburn. Never had it since, but it's just

0:53:08.840 --> 0:53:10.520
<v Speaker 1>to me on the fly of what happened to windburn.

0:53:10.960 --> 0:53:12.920
<v Speaker 1>But I used to put it all over my lips.

0:53:13.239 --> 0:53:16.200
<v Speaker 1>It looks like Miranda fucking sings with a transparent lip

0:53:16.280 --> 0:53:21.560
<v Speaker 1>balmine and it worked. Have you guys heard of slugging? No,

0:53:22.320 --> 0:53:26.879
<v Speaker 1>it's the new skincare trend. Involving you do your skin

0:53:26.960 --> 0:53:31.160
<v Speaker 1>care routine, right, so your ceerums and your toner and

0:53:31.200 --> 0:53:34.719
<v Speaker 1>your moisturizer. This is only before bed. Once your moisturizer

0:53:34.840 --> 0:53:38.880
<v Speaker 1>is on, you then get three fingers worth of vasso

0:53:39.520 --> 0:53:42.360
<v Speaker 1>or petroleum jelly and you cover your fat yeah sorry,

0:53:42.640 --> 0:53:44.719
<v Speaker 1>and then you cover your face in it, and then

0:53:45.320 --> 0:53:47.560
<v Speaker 1>you look like a slug because you're slimy. Then you

0:53:47.640 --> 0:53:49.960
<v Speaker 1>go to bed, you wake up, the petroleum jelly is

0:53:50.040 --> 0:53:53.680
<v Speaker 1>all soaked in and melted off, and your skin and

0:53:53.800 --> 0:53:56.239
<v Speaker 1>your skin care has soaked in rather than your skin

0:53:56.320 --> 0:53:58.880
<v Speaker 1>care getting rubbed off on the pillow and your pajamas.

0:53:58.920 --> 0:54:00.880
<v Speaker 2>So it's less for the skinner, more to protect the

0:54:00.920 --> 0:54:03.200
<v Speaker 2>ship you've already got at correct, Because skin care is expensive,

0:54:03.360 --> 0:54:06.120
<v Speaker 2>it locks that in and then the petroleum jelly's the ship,

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<v Speaker 2>the vaclines the ship that gets rubbed off rather than

0:54:08.200 --> 0:54:09.920
<v Speaker 2>the expensive retinoles and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Okay, but I've got nice sheets, as do you?

0:54:12.800 --> 0:54:14.400
<v Speaker 1>Mit you spend a ship on the dairs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know if i'd want to use that,

0:54:16.920 --> 0:54:19.400
<v Speaker 2>like petroleum jelly all over my good spinal le ayce.

0:54:19.560 --> 0:54:22.480
<v Speaker 5>No, it'll ruin my silk pillow cake it will.

0:54:22.760 --> 0:54:25.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm also like a wider when it comes to texture.

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<v Speaker 1>I could not sleep, especially.

0:54:28.320 --> 0:54:30.239
<v Speaker 2>When I'm a side sleeper, but have my face.

0:54:31.920 --> 0:54:35.440
<v Speaker 1>I feel like if your pants at the leg getting

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<v Speaker 1>down my hips.

0:54:36.640 --> 0:54:38.719
<v Speaker 2>I have a feeling that the fucking go fund me

0:54:38.840 --> 0:54:42.040
<v Speaker 2>side is glitching because it's not donating and I'm trying

0:54:42.080 --> 0:54:43.600
<v Speaker 2>to sign up and make an account and it's not

0:54:43.680 --> 0:54:46.920
<v Speaker 2>doing that either. It's not her, it's go fund me.

0:54:47.400 --> 0:54:48.760
<v Speaker 2>How I go? Fuck you instead?

0:54:49.120 --> 0:54:49.560
<v Speaker 6>No? Go?

0:54:52.840 --> 0:54:54.279
<v Speaker 2>So you please with your results, aren't you?

0:54:54.600 --> 0:54:56.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm so pleased with my results.

0:54:56.480 --> 0:54:58.480
<v Speaker 2>I could have predicted that, but already marry Yeah.

0:54:59.320 --> 0:55:01.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it makes sense and a high number of fuck

0:55:01.239 --> 0:55:01.799
<v Speaker 1>isn't that nice?

0:55:02.040 --> 0:55:06.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we've encountered an error. Please try again. Ah huh,

0:55:07.760 --> 0:55:10.640
<v Speaker 2>all right, well, someone absolutely keep me accountable to that.

0:55:10.719 --> 0:55:13.080
<v Speaker 2>If you check the GoFundMe and our donation isn't in

0:55:13.120 --> 0:55:15.640
<v Speaker 2>the list of donations, tell me, because I'm not going

0:55:15.719 --> 0:55:16.959
<v Speaker 2>to forget. I won't fucking forget.

0:55:17.120 --> 0:55:18.920
<v Speaker 1>No God, no, nor should you.

0:55:19.120 --> 0:55:19.960
<v Speaker 2>No, No, I won't.

0:55:21.040 --> 0:55:22.360
<v Speaker 1>Were you happy with your results?

0:55:23.280 --> 0:55:26.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh not really, because everyone chose fuck, but no one

0:55:26.280 --> 0:55:27.799
<v Speaker 2>sounded excited at the thought.

0:55:27.880 --> 0:55:29.319
<v Speaker 1>Like I said, it was a byproduct.

0:55:29.560 --> 0:55:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's kind of like, I guess I'll fuck him.

0:55:32.480 --> 0:55:32.760
<v Speaker 1>Jenna.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I thought i'd get killed by more people, but

0:55:35.480 --> 0:55:36.960
<v Speaker 5>it was only like fifty six percent.

0:55:37.040 --> 0:55:40.560
<v Speaker 1>That's extremely high. That's very hot. That we go do

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<v Speaker 1>not be happy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I thought it would be more so okay, Yeah,

0:55:44.520 --> 0:55:45.880
<v Speaker 2>but it's fifty percent of votes to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't care.

0:55:48.480 --> 0:55:49.759
<v Speaker 1>Do you wantus to break it down any further?

0:55:49.840 --> 0:55:52.520
<v Speaker 2>Generals like they didn't like picture a pie chart. I

0:55:52.600 --> 0:55:54.919
<v Speaker 2>don't want to cut it in half. And that big

0:55:55.000 --> 0:55:57.879
<v Speaker 2>bit was just killed and the other two bits of pie. Yeah,

0:55:57.880 --> 0:55:59.399
<v Speaker 2>but I'll be back.

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<v Speaker 1>You won't die, yeah, yeah, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>She'll come back as a fucking lady bug or something.

0:56:04.200 --> 0:56:04.759
<v Speaker 1>Got it?

0:56:04.840 --> 0:56:05.080
<v Speaker 2>Got it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Whenever a lady bug used to land on me,

0:56:07.760 --> 0:56:09.040
<v Speaker 1>I used to make a wish. Did you guys do it?

0:56:09.880 --> 0:56:11.239
<v Speaker 2>No, I'd put it in a jar and try and

0:56:11.320 --> 0:56:12.560
<v Speaker 2>keep it a pet. It to be dead within a

0:56:12.600 --> 0:56:13.000
<v Speaker 2>few hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell, Yeah, I know.

0:56:15.160 --> 0:56:18.000
<v Speaker 2>It's one of those Makona jars in an instant coffee.

0:56:18.120 --> 0:56:18.319
<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you're supposed to block the air and

0:56:21.480 --> 0:56:22.960
<v Speaker 2>see all the ladybugs in there.

0:56:23.000 --> 0:56:23.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you are.

0:56:23.760 --> 0:56:24.400
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't do that.

0:56:24.520 --> 0:56:26.520
<v Speaker 1>Well, no one told me, Is this just me on

0:56:26.600 --> 0:56:29.760
<v Speaker 1>the fly? Did we stop producing those bug catches?

0:56:30.400 --> 0:56:30.880
<v Speaker 2>I remember?

0:56:31.960 --> 0:56:33.560
<v Speaker 1>As soon as I tell you, you'll picture it, those

0:56:33.600 --> 0:56:34.040
<v Speaker 1>green ones.

0:56:34.080 --> 0:56:34.520
<v Speaker 2>It looks like a.

0:56:34.520 --> 0:56:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Pineapple, all the ones you buy. It's just got like

0:56:37.000 --> 0:56:39.520
<v Speaker 1>a round cylindrical body. Then it tapers up like a

0:56:39.640 --> 0:56:41.799
<v Speaker 1>like a bottle of a and then a massive top.

0:56:41.960 --> 0:56:44.240
<v Speaker 2>It looks like one of those automatic pet feeders.

0:56:44.480 --> 0:56:45.120
<v Speaker 1>It does does.

0:56:45.280 --> 0:56:45.480
<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

0:56:46.320 --> 0:56:48.600
<v Speaker 2>No, I had no interest in that ship. As if

0:56:48.640 --> 0:56:50.960
<v Speaker 2>anyone would ever think that, oh, this is a great

0:56:50.960 --> 0:56:52.440
<v Speaker 2>present for Mitchell a bug catcher.

0:56:53.040 --> 0:56:54.520
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I used to see them all the time.

0:56:54.560 --> 0:56:56.000
<v Speaker 1>I had so many bug catches.

0:56:55.760 --> 0:56:57.320
<v Speaker 2>I had hate and now has to be on the

0:56:57.360 --> 0:56:59.279
<v Speaker 2>shelves and stuff. Yes, I know how often you go

0:56:59.360 --> 0:57:00.440
<v Speaker 2>to toy store, though.

0:57:02.520 --> 0:57:04.399
<v Speaker 1>I did have to go on to the toy last

0:57:04.440 --> 0:57:08.360
<v Speaker 1>week before I bought myself a squish mellow. What's a

0:57:08.400 --> 0:57:09.000
<v Speaker 1>squish mellow?

0:57:09.080 --> 0:57:10.040
<v Speaker 2>That sounds right on my alley.

0:57:11.480 --> 0:57:12.880
<v Speaker 1>Let me buy you a squish mellow.

0:57:13.160 --> 0:57:14.879
<v Speaker 2>Oh fine, if you insist, I will let it happen.

0:57:14.920 --> 0:57:17.760
<v Speaker 1>And Jim Yellow, they are the texture of a squish

0:57:17.800 --> 0:57:20.480
<v Speaker 1>mellow is like a marshmallow. It is gorgeous. It's not stuffing.

0:57:20.560 --> 0:57:22.280
<v Speaker 1>I can't I want to rip mine open and find

0:57:22.320 --> 0:57:24.520
<v Speaker 1>out the magic that is inside it, because it is

0:57:24.720 --> 0:57:26.160
<v Speaker 1>you melt into these things.

0:57:26.240 --> 0:57:27.160
<v Speaker 2>So why were you buying one?

0:57:27.480 --> 0:57:30.200
<v Speaker 1>Well, thanks for bringing up. Me and my ex had

0:57:30.280 --> 0:57:32.760
<v Speaker 1>two on our bed, Chipley and Harris, with their names.

0:57:34.120 --> 0:57:35.920
<v Speaker 2>Got one of them, and now they're apart.

0:57:36.320 --> 0:57:39.080
<v Speaker 1>What happened was it's actually quite sad. Oh, I get sad.

0:57:39.360 --> 0:57:40.800
<v Speaker 1>We love them, and we slept with them. We got

0:57:40.840 --> 0:57:43.600
<v Speaker 1>kind of and we had like jokes about them. Probably

0:57:43.600 --> 0:57:46.760
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't brought this up. Actually, when I kicked Hit when

0:57:46.920 --> 0:57:51.320
<v Speaker 1>he left the house, he took Harris, and then I

0:57:51.480 --> 0:57:53.400
<v Speaker 1>had Chipley. Anyway, I lived in.

0:57:53.440 --> 0:57:57.600
<v Speaker 2>The house for eight months, squish fucking mellow. So so

0:57:57.720 --> 0:57:59.920
<v Speaker 2>then when I move, grant you some sort of visitation.

0:58:00.440 --> 0:58:02.520
<v Speaker 1>No, true. So then when I packed up the house

0:58:02.520 --> 0:58:04.320
<v Speaker 1>because I was living in the house for nine weeks alone,

0:58:04.760 --> 0:58:07.680
<v Speaker 1>I am such a thoughtful person that I thought, you

0:58:07.800 --> 0:58:12.280
<v Speaker 1>know what, he can have Harris both. No, No, I

0:58:12.320 --> 0:58:15.080
<v Speaker 1>didn't know he had Chipley. I thought Chipley had been

0:58:15.080 --> 0:58:17.120
<v Speaker 1>packed in one of my boxes, but Harris was still

0:58:17.160 --> 0:58:20.280
<v Speaker 1>on my bed, our king bed. So then I go here,

0:58:20.320 --> 0:58:22.000
<v Speaker 1>I'll give him Harris because I want him to have one.

0:58:22.040 --> 0:58:27.440
<v Speaker 1>I'll have one. Anyway, I get home already, so I

0:58:27.600 --> 0:58:30.520
<v Speaker 1>lost Chipley and Harris. Anyway, Mitchell, they feel such a

0:58:30.640 --> 0:58:32.960
<v Speaker 1>void in bed. You can cuddle it, you can use

0:58:33.000 --> 0:58:35.000
<v Speaker 1>it as an iPad stand, you can put your mac

0:58:35.040 --> 0:58:35.200
<v Speaker 1>on it.

0:58:35.320 --> 0:58:38.000
<v Speaker 5>I've seen them, but I've never felt them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Anyway, I went to Kmart and I

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<v Speaker 1>was looking around and they had this beautiful yellow one.

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<v Speaker 1>And they all have names. So Chipley and Harris were

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<v Speaker 1>the names on the tag. Actually Harris. It was chip

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<v Speaker 1>and Harrison, but we shortened to Chipley and Harris. I

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<v Speaker 1>missed Chipley and Harris every day. I do wonder if

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<v Speaker 1>they're in a box, if they're on the bed, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure they're packed away.

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<v Speaker 2>The number one western on Google when you look up

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<v Speaker 2>squish mellow is why a squish mellow is so expensive?

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<v Speaker 2>Are they?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they? Dere?

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<v Speaker 2>Are they? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>They're about thirty bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's fine, it's all right. I thought they're going

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<v Speaker 2>to be like one hundred and twelve dollars or something.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, that. There's many sizes tiny, medium, big, large, extra,

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<v Speaker 1>l they like. I've got the size. It's like a

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<v Speaker 1>Teddy Bear. It's the size of a football. And they're

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<v Speaker 1>they're round, and they're gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>They're fucking cute. I know that I'm a grown ass adult,

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<v Speaker 2>but they're gorgeous. I love them.

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<v Speaker 7>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I offered to buy you one, but it's very personal

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<v Speaker 1>and I want you guys to pick your own. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be honest, just buy your own.

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<v Speaker 2>It's this you pretending to be thoughtful, but you just

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to buy anyone.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'll buy your own one. But if someone brought

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<v Speaker 1>me my own squish mellow, I'd be pissed off.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, coming up, that was first on my list.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, look on the screens. I've got up the variety

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<v Speaker 1>of squish mellows. You want a big one. They've got

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<v Speaker 1>Pokemon Rangers.

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<v Speaker 2>They are quite cute.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll show you the one they vented, because that would

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<v Speaker 1>just make it. I think we can get them. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>i've got the four he sent to me to fuck

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<v Speaker 1>a cat cat. Oh No, that's Chipley. I actually can't.

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<v Speaker 1>That's gonna make me cry.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not Did you get a replacement Chipley?

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<v Speaker 1>No, because I couldn't find it because it was rare.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I've actually got a seat. That's Chipley.

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<v Speaker 1>Run down the bottom in the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>Which one did you buy?

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<v Speaker 1>In set one of the New Rangers? It was a

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<v Speaker 1>fucking dinosaur. And I'll be honest, not yet.

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I had a tag.

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<v Speaker 1>Does But it's like Terence. It's shocking.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't give Terrence a new name. That'll confuse him.

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<v Speaker 2>I want a cat. Do you think I chose Isabella

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<v Speaker 2>as the cat's same She came with the name to

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<v Speaker 2>honor her history.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what I've got. Look looks like a Burns Victim.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's fucking cute. Doesn't look Terrance.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, it's just got it. It's just got a stupid

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<v Speaker 1>I don't love him.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean sure, I'd prefer if you stay where I

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<v Speaker 2>could see him if I was out in public and

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<v Speaker 2>mena the Terrence. It doesn't not trust him.

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<v Speaker 1>They're the new beanie babies, right, they're very Oh shit,

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<v Speaker 1>what it's Scott Cam? Sorry? What I have an interview

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<v Speaker 1>with Scott Cam from the block?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah well, let's just let's just rap early all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I really went down a squishmailer hole.

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<v Speaker 2>We hope that podcasts made you feel at least three

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<v Speaker 2>percent better today. That's all so we do.

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<v Speaker 1>Because the new season of the block starts. They didn't

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<v Speaker 1>promo that. Well.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like the block is always on in my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they have seasons or that it's always just perpetually bills.

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<v Speaker 8>I see on my way here on the bus, I

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<v Speaker 8>see Scott cam dressed as a grease character or something

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<v Speaker 8>on a billboard.

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<v Speaker 1>Janne, that's a your medication has side effects. You're not well?

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<v Speaker 7>Not well?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I interview Scott?

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<v Speaker 6>Go?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Scott, aye, here come up?

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I'm mate. It was fucking podcast time.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, the fucking traffic. Honestly, anyway, Sorry, we

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<v Speaker 2>should go. You've got an interview today.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm trying to make merry work into something, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's very hard. Sorry, Scott. I was hoping this Indian

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<v Speaker 1>you had come up. I was praying to Magdalen.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Scott, sorry to cut you off, but I've really

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<v Speaker 2>got to get home. I've got a made the chick

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<v Speaker 2>before I put it in the y.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, that was good, Scott. Sorry mate, you won't

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<v Speaker 1>know me, but I know you.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw the other day the kid your screen is

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<v Speaker 2>the art and your kids were.

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<v Speaker 1>On the go around. Okay, let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a beautiful killed you all Okay, Scott came

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<v Speaker 2>is literally there. Okay, okay, we have to go. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you guys love you next week?

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<v Speaker 6>Is It Just Me?

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<v Speaker 2>A podcast by a couple of meches.

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