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Speaker 1: Jery and Amanda gem Nation. I want to discuss something

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Speaker 1: that some people may think is unsavory, but it's something

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Speaker 1: we all do and I don't know why, well why

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Speaker 1: we're anxious about talking about it, talk about wiping your bottom?

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Speaker 1: Are you okay to go ahead with this conversation.

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Speaker 2: It's just like I choose your own adventure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's an adventure we all have every day.

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Speaker 2: That's why I want to be on this adventure.

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Speaker 1: Well, I assume you know how to do the adventure.

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Speaker 1: This is what's interesting. This woman has started a debate

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Speaker 1: over the correct way to wipe your bottom.

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Speaker 2: Is that where we're at now?

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Speaker 1: Well, apparently lots. It's been discovered that some people wipe

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Speaker 1: their bottom by reaching through.

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Speaker 2: Their legs from the front.

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Speaker 1: From the front.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's wrong. You can't do that.

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Speaker 3: You can't do When you went to preschool and they

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Speaker 3: taught you how to wipe your bum, that was the

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Speaker 3: big no. No, you don't do that because it's you know,

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Speaker 3: if you're a girl, that's terrible.

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Speaker 1: Yes, because you might spread germs. But also you still

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Speaker 1: have to wipe front to back from the back. You

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Speaker 1: shouldn't be wiping back to front from the back either

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Speaker 1: because you will spread germs in your front areas. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so wipe front to back, but reach around the back

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Speaker 1: to do it. Some people are reaching between their legs

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Speaker 1: and going front to which actually would be physically quite difficult.

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Speaker 1: That's because it would encourage you to go back to front.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, unless you're a Tarannosaurus rex. That's the only one

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Speaker 3: I can think about, because they got little arms.

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Speaker 1: Or maybe you know people, some people maybe with some

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Speaker 1: obesity issues, maybe need to do it that.

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Speaker 3: When when you were watching The Whale with Brendan Fraser,

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Speaker 3: I did wonder.

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Speaker 2: I've just wondered throughout the whole movie. How does he

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Speaker 2: wipe his bump?

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Speaker 1: I wonder how people do it who have those long

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Speaker 1: false fingernails.

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Speaker 2: I wonder about that. How do the real housewives do it?

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Speaker 1: How do they do Maybe they do each others.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Look, I don't think there's really much discussion on this.

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Speaker 1: Other than well, aren't you fascinated in fascinating Some people?

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Speaker 1: We think we know what we're doing. Some people are

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Speaker 1: going about their business doing it a very different way,

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Speaker 1: thinking that everyone's doing it that way. You know, sometimes

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Speaker 1: if I'm in the loop at work, here we go

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Speaker 1: and I just hear other people in the next cubicle

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Speaker 1: taking paper, paper, paper, paper, paper, pause, paper paper, paper,

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Speaker 1: paper paper, What are they doing? Am I doing it wrong?

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Speaker 2: Paper paper, paper, paper, paper.

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Speaker 1: Pause, paper paper, paper, paper, paper pause? So I thought, first,

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Speaker 1: are they wiping down the seat? But they're already, They've

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Speaker 1: been in there already.

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Speaker 2: So they're building up a swaddle.

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Speaker 1: Do you think they're building up a swaddle to disguise

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Speaker 1: the noise of the plops?

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Speaker 2: It could be a thing. Or they're going to go

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Speaker 2: as a mummy at the Christmas party.

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Speaker 1: That's the obvious explanation. Brandy paper pause. But you know

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Speaker 1: those those basic things. When you hear people doing things,

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Speaker 1: you think, am I doing it.

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Speaker 2: The wrong way? Yeah? That's the worst. The work, the

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Speaker 2: work toilet shouldn't be This one here is dreadful.

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Speaker 3: We should we all be on the back because you can't,

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Speaker 3: you know, and you just, yeah, you just can't.

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Speaker 1: Why are you covering your face? The girls, isn't it

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Speaker 1: like the boys, because at least we have privacy.

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Speaker 3: But the petitions are paper thin, the doors are too

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Speaker 3: high off the bottom.

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Speaker 1: See, boys don't seem to care as much. This is

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Speaker 1: what I'd like to ask you do boys care about

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Speaker 1: privacy in the toilet as much as girls do?

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Speaker 2: I think, well, I think we do. You don't want

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Speaker 2: to go in there and you.

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Speaker 1: Know, offend others, Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Like sometimes on a Monday you go, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: it's like poor.

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Speaker 1: The kids used to play sport on the weekend. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: people play sport on the weekend, and you know, they'd

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Speaker 1: go to go to other schools and there was always

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Speaker 1: there was one unisex toilet at one particular school and

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Speaker 1: the dads had come out of there on a Saturday morning.

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Speaker 1: I think, oh my god, what have you eaten.

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Speaker 3: We went to a club that one of those unisex

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Speaker 3: places in the city, and I just remember coming out

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Speaker 3: and the girl. The good thing about unisex toilets that

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Speaker 3: they make guys wash their hands.

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Speaker 1: Do guys not always do that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I always wash my hands, but there's a

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Speaker 2: lot of you know, and the girls.

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Speaker 1: You wash your hands, right, yeah, yeah, So.

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Speaker 3: That's that's a good that's a good thing in these

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Speaker 3: unisex toilet.

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Speaker 1: But unisex toilet there's no good thing for the girls. No,

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Speaker 1: Only the boys get an advantage by learning how to

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Speaker 1: wash their hands. Girls have to put up with all.

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Speaker 2: That unless you're fashioning out some sort of help.

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Speaker 1: Paper paper, paper, paper, pause, look, you.

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Speaker 2: Know that's yeah. I just think if you're wiping for

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Speaker 2: the front, you're a mental You're doing it wrong.

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Speaker 1: Maybe, but who are you to say? I think we

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Speaker 1: should put this to the pub.

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Speaker 3: Testify naturally, of course, interest rates, everything else, school zones.

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Speaker 1: How do you wipe your botom