Speaker 1: Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
Speaker 1: young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
Speaker 1: It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners.
Speaker 1: They're both married, so please don't slide into their dms.
Speaker 1: Their names are Ben and Leo.
Speaker 2: Good Eye, their podcaster, and welcome to the podcast, especially
Speaker 2: to all of our gold loyalty members, and then to
Speaker 2: our silver and of course we do look fondly upon
Speaker 2: our bronze members, and you do.
Speaker 3: Not acknowledge anything lower.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it was nice to add more people into
Speaker 4: the loyalty program this morning.
Speaker 2: We're already building some steam.
Speaker 4: It is kind of funny how sometimes you get a
Speaker 4: bit of a knack for something early, like if it's
Speaker 4: like if people are taken to it or not.
Speaker 3: And yeah, it's impressed me with how many people have
Speaker 3: read trying to get into the loyalty program already.
Speaker 2: The reason I'm excited by it for a few reasons,
Speaker 2: but one of them is because I like that it
Speaker 2: bridges the gap between podcasts and radio show because the
Speaker 2: people that listen to the radio show and there is
Speaker 2: people that just listen to the show, not the podcast,
Speaker 2: they seem to be froffing it. But then also, of
Speaker 2: course you listen to the podcast are also froffing it.
Speaker 2: So it's kind of brings both the worlds together.
Speaker 4: And I think if you're like a it could be
Speaker 4: a regular radio listener and have a fifteen minute commute
Speaker 4: in the morning because Adelaide, everything's pretty close and that
Speaker 4: could be it. Like you might catch especially with the
Speaker 4: ads and the songs and stuff, you might catch a
Speaker 4: break or two. Yeah, it' it's hard to fully be
Speaker 4: in that.
Speaker 3: Obviously. People people listening to the Schlop on the back
Speaker 3: of this are like so in it hurts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're in the gold Heer gold If you listening
Speaker 2: to the slop, you're in the Goldier. Even if you
Speaker 2: haven't got the gold card yet. You just need to
Speaker 2: make it. You need to make it known that you
Speaker 2: are available and you want one, and of course we'll
Speaker 2: get you on and we'll give you a gold easy
Speaker 2: is that? In the pod Squad Just quickly before we
Speaker 2: jump into the podcast, Ben Alam's Pod Squad. If you're
Speaker 2: not in it yet for some reason, join it. We
Speaker 2: have new members. It brings us to six six nine.
Speaker 3: Six six.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty funny, all right, enjoy what was raymas stereo?
Speaker 3: That's six one. We'd have to lose.
Speaker 2: Six one Rama Stereo fifty followers to get that, we'd
Speaker 2: have to lose fifty followers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, correct, we gain one thousand. No, that would be good, yep,
Speaker 4: So then yeah, then we can.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Do you know there's lots of when I was
Speaker 3: in Mexico, just that they.
Speaker 2: Really are we getting sloppy on the front.
Speaker 3: It does sound like we' getting a little slap in
Speaker 3: the front. I'll save that for the background, all right, enjoy.
Speaker 2: Yes, good morning Adelaide, particularly to all of our Gold
Speaker 2: members in the Ben and Lamb Loyalty program, and then
Speaker 2: of course a good morning to all our Silver members,
Speaker 2: and welcome to our bronze. If you're not a member yet,
Speaker 2: we do not wish you a good morning.
Speaker 4: No, we have a call already from Stacy and O'Sullivan's beach.
Speaker 3: What can we do you for? You called ten minutes
Speaker 3: before the shoven started, Stace.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know how you going. I was super excited
Speaker 5: and I had to work this morning, but it's early,
Speaker 5: so I'm not waiting.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, I'm going to get at it and and
Speaker 4: so you're calling for the loyalty program.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I am, That's why I'm calling. Yeah, I want
Speaker 5: to be.
Speaker 3: Gold Well, okay, how long have you been listening to
Speaker 3: the show for.
Speaker 5: Since you started? I know I didn't know you before
Speaker 5: in the days or anything, but the day you started
Speaker 5: and I've been all over it.
Speaker 2: That looks we do know the name Stacy is Sulvan's Beach.
Speaker 2: We see you call up regularly, so there's there's a
Speaker 2: big tick there. Can I ask you a question? Who's
Speaker 2: talking right now?
Speaker 5: That was Ben?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good so far, you've definitely got silver.
Speaker 5: I gave you guys a gift at your householding party
Speaker 5: two Ozzie Cole.
Speaker 3: Stacy, I remember you. You gave us a present and
Speaker 3: that was very very kind of you. Is there so
Speaker 3: obviously you're at the big housewarming party. Is there anything
Speaker 3: else from our tenure that you can remember since the
Speaker 3: first of April? Just a couple of things that come
Speaker 3: to mind, maybe to really I.
Speaker 5: Came in, I came into the studio and I did
Speaker 5: a sit down with Season and.
Speaker 2: You sat down with that boss how to drink?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so now I'm yeah, so this that wasn't
Speaker 4: a radio bit. I think that's what radio stations do sometimes,
Speaker 4: where they have focus groups where they they ask you
Speaker 4: questions and then they decide whether to give us another
Speaker 4: contract at the end of the year. That's just something
Speaker 4: that know. But yeah, you are very close to the.
Speaker 2: Show, Stacy. You're certainly going the right way about getting
Speaker 2: a gold card. Can I ask, are you in our
Speaker 2: Facebook group Ben and Liam's pod squad?
Speaker 5: No, but I am in our for listeners.
Speaker 2: Okay, So look, I'm going to give you. I'm going
Speaker 2: to give you silver status today, Stacy, but then you've
Speaker 2: got to reach for Okay.
Speaker 5: Okay, so I'll just join that pod squad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's joined the pod squad.
Speaker 4: And maybe I don't know if you listen to the
Speaker 4: podcast as well, but there's probably like half an hour
Speaker 4: to forty minutes of extra stuff that you're not hearing
Speaker 4: every day that we do at the end of the podcast.
Speaker 4: So and look and just know, only one listener has
Speaker 4: gold sat are so far.
Speaker 3: So silver is still very good.
Speaker 4: You will be sent to fridge magnet, you get VIP
Speaker 4: invites to kiss events, also one priority call a year.
Speaker 4: And I got to say, you're still earning points at
Speaker 4: one and a half times faster than the bronze so
Speaker 4: you're going to be at golden no time.
Speaker 2: You're on your stacy. Always a pleasure to speak with
Speaker 2: a silver tiered listener.
Speaker 4: It's ten, It's seen Renee in Salisbury Park.
Speaker 3: Good morning, How are you?
Speaker 6: Good morning?
Speaker 7: I'm good.
Speaker 3: How are you guys? Yeah, very well done. Thanks for calling.
Speaker 3: That automatically puts you into the bronze tier of the
Speaker 3: best aiming for gold. We're all aiming for gold. We're
Speaker 3: all aiming for gold.
Speaker 4: But you are in the program now and the only
Speaker 4: way from you know, to move up is just to
Speaker 4: get involved more.
Speaker 2: And maybe you're asking yourself, what do I get if
Speaker 2: I'm a Bronze tier in the loyalty program. You get
Speaker 2: looked upon fondly.
Speaker 4: Yes, OK, And you also get a complimentary custom digital
Speaker 4: bronze plated card which will be sent to you right
Speaker 4: after this quiz. But let's see if we can win
Speaker 4: you the prize as well. The first photos of Tony
Speaker 4: Modra have been posted since his accident. Famously, which team
Speaker 4: did mods play for?
Speaker 3: Of course?
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 3: There has been an outcry over the current state of
Speaker 3: Hindley Street. Can you name one Adelaide nightclub past or present?
Speaker 2: Would you say Rio's? Yeah, Leo, I don't think they
Speaker 2: ever went to Rios. What was that all about?
Speaker 3: Boys? Like was a year old or is it a
Speaker 3: current thing?
Speaker 6: It was an older one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, must have been like a cowboy thing before the
Speaker 2: woolshed was a cowboy thing.
Speaker 3: Because that's the main cowboy thing. Now okay, well the
Speaker 3: Calm Games have arrived in Glasgow. Which country is that in?
Speaker 9: Well it's in Snotland, yes, ok yeah, I was like
Speaker 9: my dad was born there.
Speaker 3: Well in Europe or just a Glasgow, Scotland?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: All right, okay it's d day for Rev Wilson with
Speaker 3: her co star in court today. Where Reb Wilson from Australia.
Speaker 3: Yeah he's done, he Robbie Williams been in the news.
Speaker 3: We're speaking about it.
Speaker 4: Yesterday some people thought a little white crumb fell out
Speaker 4: of his nose during a live German TV broadcast bit naughty.
Speaker 4: But now when we slow the footage town we're seeing
Speaker 4: it's just a mint flying out of his mouth.
Speaker 3: Can you finish these lyrics?
Speaker 11: Came you?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 5: Let me entertain you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, entertain you that's not a word, but now
Speaker 3: entertain you. Yep, you've done well done.
Speaker 2: You are heading along to go to Red Hot Summer Tour.
Speaker 6: Am I moving up to Gold?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: Well it's just yeah.
Speaker 2: Look, I mean, you did just get for playing the quiz.
Speaker 2: You did just get five hundred points, Renee.
Speaker 3: Did you start listening on the first of April this year?
Speaker 5: Is that when you got started that day? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: So there's you know, there's some people that have been
Speaker 4: listening for like thirteen years who are not even in
Speaker 4: Gold yet, you know what I mean. So like it's yeah,
Speaker 4: it's hard, it's hard to get and we we want
Speaker 4: it to be achievable, but people need to put in
Speaker 4: the work and you're.
Speaker 3: You're on the right way, Renee.
Speaker 2: Renee. Look, I mean I will give you one final
Speaker 2: test before we check everyone's roads. If you can tell
Speaker 2: us who's talking right now you are walking away with
Speaker 2: a silver tear, then congratulations.
Speaker 3: Well done, just moved to silver.
Speaker 2: You get yourself one priority call.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 4: Also vi Ip invites to kiss events and a Ben
Speaker 4: and Land fridge. Maggot, You've done pretty well this morning, Liam.
Speaker 2: Something that is uniquely South Australian to me. I know
Speaker 2: it's starting to creep into other states, particularly Victoria. But
Speaker 2: when I think about it, I think South Australia is
Speaker 2: on the run. OTR O T.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it very much felt like it was the first
Speaker 4: people were here anyway to just be like, what if
Speaker 4: you can get your petrol?
Speaker 3: But there's also Brumbies and you know a very tiny
Speaker 3: little supermarket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can get like wow, you can get
Speaker 2: unleaded ninety one. Yep, you can get a pie with
Speaker 2: a face.
Speaker 3: On it and milk.
Speaker 4: They're going, guys, what about if we did diesel ninety
Speaker 4: five unleaded and subways.
Speaker 2: Chuck a Wendy's in there? Is it Wendy's notes the.
Speaker 3: Most shacking go go, most go? What if we could
Speaker 3: get hot dogs, premium fuel and an a porto? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well done.
Speaker 2: They just thought about it.
Speaker 3: They just did it a little differently. And yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean they're everywhere now, really aren't they everywhere?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 2: I need someone to call thirteen one oh six five
Speaker 2: if you work at an OTR or you have worked
Speaker 2: at an OTR, So I need someone in the OTR
Speaker 2: ecosphere because I have a question for you. I Mean,
Speaker 2: we've said they're everywhere, so there's a lot of employees.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a massive ask to expect someone
Speaker 2: to call who's worked at an OTR.
Speaker 3: What, Yeah, you did a shift at a Brumbies in
Speaker 3: two thousand and eight, would take it?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm hoping that you more just worked behind the
Speaker 2: main register.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you don't want people on the.
Speaker 2: Brumbies and subway and stuff their franchises to operator.
Speaker 4: Of course, you know, Hungry Jacks is in there, but
Speaker 4: they share a staff toilet with the rest of the OTR,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. They're still working at the OTR.
Speaker 2: They do. But I just I feel like my question
Speaker 2: probably does pertain to the person working the register at OTR.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So if you worked at Brumbies or Pieface, yep, I
Speaker 2: don't think you have the skills.
Speaker 3: Okay, it looks yeah, look, it's a specific request.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: No one has called for this yet, but yeah, Ben
Speaker 4: has a question. If you've worked one register at an OTR.
Speaker 2: Yep, thirteen one oh six five calling all OTR employees
Speaker 2: and ex employees. Now, I said, if you work at
Speaker 2: an OTR at the petrol station on the run, to
Speaker 2: call thirteen one oh six five. Now, Keisha and Mount
Speaker 2: Barker has given us a buzz good morning morning. Now,
Speaker 2: you used to work there, you still do? I used
Speaker 2: to work there, okay, were doing night shift or during
Speaker 2: the day, Yeah, on night shift, night shift? Okay.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 2: The thing that I was curious about, the reason I
Speaker 2: needed someone from OTR to call, was because I had
Speaker 2: a question around when you go to OTR and you leave, Famously,
Speaker 2: they've always got the little smiley face through to negative
Speaker 2: face when you leave and you press the faces, depending
Speaker 2: on the experience you sometimes they.
Speaker 3: Have it in airport toilets as well, And I always
Speaker 3: spam the happy face, even if I wasn't particularly happy
Speaker 3: with the experience.
Speaker 2: Even though it was a tart on the sink.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, even if the person was kind
Speaker 3: of rude.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm a it's a small like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: those pictures work for me, and if it's a small
Speaker 4: way to spread happiness, ias like.
Speaker 2: Well, the reason I ask is because I'm wondering, is
Speaker 2: there any kind of incentive or punishment attached to the faces.
Speaker 7: Ah?
Speaker 9: Well, if you get lots of happy faces, I'm not
Speaker 9: sure how many exactly it is, you get a pay bonus, get.
Speaker 5: A lot of Yeah, you get a lot of angry faces.
Speaker 9: Then you get a lot of angry managers.
Speaker 3: Right, so it's not like they doc your Hey, I
Speaker 3: suppose the obvious question is, you know, if it's a
Speaker 3: long night shift, what's stopping you from going over and
Speaker 3: smashing the button the five hundred times so you get
Speaker 3: a pain.
Speaker 5: I actually used to do that depending on my own experience.
Speaker 9: If I was having a bad shift, I was just
Speaker 9: spend the angry face, and if I was having a
Speaker 9: good shift, I'd just spend that happy face.
Speaker 4: Okay, people like I suppose you could get all sorts,
Speaker 4: but like were people like pretty nice on the night shift?
Speaker 3: They like, do you get nine characters?
Speaker 9: Yeah, you definitely get a few interesting characters. When I
Speaker 9: was doing my training, I had to do it at
Speaker 9: the West Terrace on the run.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know the one. It's a big one
Speaker 3: that obviously in Heinley Street.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I had a quite interesting character helping me do the.
Speaker 9: Fuel dips in the morning.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a field dip when you check in much
Speaker 2: petrols left.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't think they do it anymore, but you
Speaker 9: had to pull these things out and see how much
Speaker 9: fuel were in each the tanks and yeah, right man
Speaker 9: on some substances, yep.
Speaker 13: I was just talking to me and I was like,
Speaker 13: would you mind moving the current to me?
Speaker 5: As I go along?
Speaker 3: Put on him gives you a happy face?
Speaker 2: Well that's actually I thought maybe it was a placebo
Speaker 2: and it did nothing. It was more just to get
Speaker 2: your anger out or your happiness out. But it turns
Speaker 2: out there, so you.
Speaker 4: Actually that's and and say, now that sort of like honestly,
Speaker 4: I thought I was just putting good vibes out into
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 3: That kind of validates it for me. So if someone's
Speaker 3: if you ever see one.
Speaker 4: Of those happy faces, give it, give it a couple
Speaker 4: of and don't just hit it once. Just give it
Speaker 4: a couple of clicks, and you know, maybe there's a
Speaker 4: bit of incentive for the person that was working behind
Speaker 4: the counter.
Speaker 2: Hey, Keisha, when you called up, it was a number
Speaker 2: that's never called before. Is this your first time on
Speaker 2: the show? Yeah, well, look, welcome to the Ben and
Speaker 2: Lam Loyalty program. Because you've gotten involved with the show,
Speaker 2: you're now a Bronze member.
Speaker 4: Oh hell yeah, yeah, congratulations, So obviously we'll get your
Speaker 4: complimentary custom digital Bronze play card right over to you.
Speaker 4: You don't get perks at the minute, but you do
Speaker 4: get looked upon fondly. And of course if you continue
Speaker 4: to call, you're only going to move up in the
Speaker 4: loyalty program.
Speaker 2: And because we're looking upon you fondly, I want to
Speaker 2: give you a couple of tickets to go to Jackass,
Speaker 2: the new Best and Last movie.
Speaker 14: Oh what yes, yeah, he wait.
Speaker 3: This is just all perks of being a part of
Speaker 3: a loyalty program.
Speaker 2: Right, yes, good morning Adelaide, particularly to all our gold,
Speaker 2: silver and bronze members in the loalter program.
Speaker 3: If you've missed it, we've started a new loyalty program
Speaker 3: for frequent listeners. Marie and Salisbury down, So you would
Speaker 3: like to be in the program?
Speaker 14: Hey Ben, I'd like to be in this loyalty program.
Speaker 3: All right, that's a bit of a worry, so you
Speaker 3: did say, hey Ben, I'm Liam.
Speaker 4: So look you can be in the program, but of
Speaker 4: course just as a bronze, because unfortunately you do need
Speaker 4: to that's kind of the main one you need to
Speaker 4: differentiate between the two of us.
Speaker 3: And it's a fifty to fifty. Would you like to
Speaker 3: have another crack? Marie? Who's talking now?
Speaker 2: Liam.
Speaker 11: Very good.
Speaker 2: That's good. But Marie, you are still going to be
Speaker 2: given bronze. Okay, but you can it's only up from here.
Speaker 15: That's fine.
Speaker 14: I don't worry. I went, I went, our budges I
Speaker 14: budge is quite a lot.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good. Well, keep keep bugging, Marie.
Speaker 4: That's like honestly, how you you move up in the
Speaker 4: tear system, And of course there's many rewards to be
Speaker 4: unlocked as you go.
Speaker 2: Good on your Marie. Kurt joins us now in blake View.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Kurt, how you doing?
Speaker 16: I'm good boys, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Now, am I right in saying long time listener, first
Speaker 2: time call the Kurt?
Speaker 15: That's correct?
Speaker 8: Yes, mate, most definitely.
Speaker 14: I've been listening to you guys ever since you've just begun,
Speaker 14: and I have to say, you give me a laugh
Speaker 14: every morning. Believable.
Speaker 5: Heard.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that. And how long have you been listening
Speaker 3: to the station.
Speaker 16: For since the early nineties? One point three?
Speaker 2: Goodness? Great, holy gosh, yeah, no, you sound like a
Speaker 2: young man, Kert.
Speaker 3: And Kurt? Is this the is this the first time
Speaker 3: you've called us?
Speaker 14: This is the first time?
Speaker 3: So and that's that This is where it's hard right,
Speaker 3: because it's like, you know, there's it's hard to say
Speaker 3: you can be more loyal than listening to US radio
Speaker 3: station for like twenty years.
Speaker 4: We said since the nineties. It's closed up for thirty
Speaker 4: years now. And that being said, it's your first time
Speaker 4: calling and in the Ben and Lead loyalty program.
Speaker 3: The more you call, the more you move up.
Speaker 2: How about this, Kurt, how about we give you a
Speaker 2: nice silver membership card.
Speaker 14: Silver sounds good, mate, got somewhere, don't you.
Speaker 3: You've got to start somewhere, you get one.
Speaker 2: I don't know where you can go down to bras well.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 4: If we feel like there's a lack of calling, maybe
Speaker 4: you know, Kurt, maybe we hear you on SAFM or something,
Speaker 4: we will revoke you to a bronze and we're not
Speaker 4: afraid to do that. So yeah, but look, I'm sure,
Speaker 4: I'm sure you're only going to go up. So Kurt,
Speaker 4: we will send you your complementary custom digital silver plated
Speaker 4: card and you'll get tons of with that.
Speaker 3: They'll have all the details on it made up.
Speaker 8: Is there anything like is there a platinum level?
Speaker 10: If you like that?
Speaker 3: Well, look I got go.
Speaker 4: There has been a lot of chat about it, Kurt,
Speaker 4: and just with just the program only launched yesterday, so
Speaker 4: baby steps. But all I'll say is watch this space.
Speaker 4: This space, people will be battening down the gold hatches,
Speaker 4: and people will want to go further and further, and
Speaker 4: I'm sure the loyalty program will expand.
Speaker 2: It shows how hungry people are there. Because Kurt just
Speaker 2: got silver, he's asking about platinum.
Speaker 3: He wants the one two skip a few ninety nine hundred.
Speaker 2: Let's just walk before we run, Kurt leem and I
Speaker 2: would love to know right now on thirteen one oh
Speaker 2: six five, what's a real excuse that you used? That
Speaker 2: sounded fake.
Speaker 3: Like it's the the you know, dog ate my homework,
Speaker 3: but the dog actually did homework. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The reason is because the American Police Force has released
Speaker 2: a video saying that if you get pulled over for speeding,
Speaker 2: saying you need to pooh. Isn't a good enough You
Speaker 2: would think it's a sure fire away, But apparently a
Speaker 2: lot of people trying that on.
Speaker 7: And just had coffee and I had to poop make
Speaker 7: puts trying to get home because I got a pool.
Speaker 3: I have to pop really bad.
Speaker 2: I'm like myself, Bro, there's dozens of people using this
Speaker 2: excuse me undesert.
Speaker 3: Would you have a pool pike out of pop so
Speaker 3: bad you have to pee or something?
Speaker 2: Nother one imagine getting the fine right, so you get
Speaker 2: done for speeding. You also probably did need to do
Speaker 2: a poo. You get home and then you see that
Speaker 2: video posted and it's they've got you with the body
Speaker 2: cam footage saying you need to do a poo.
Speaker 3: It's like you quivering and go with the other one.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the only way that's working is if you commit
Speaker 3: to the bit and follow through.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, potentially, then you.
Speaker 3: Might be you know, they might feel sorry for you,
Speaker 3: but you have to be willing to put your money
Speaker 3: where your mouth is.
Speaker 2: You got to commit to it.
Speaker 4: A real excuse that sounded fake. Maybe here your boss
Speaker 4: was just like, what, it's why you didn't come into
Speaker 4: work something I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, Yeah, like I don't know. Did the dog
Speaker 2: get stuck in the car? Potentially, you know that sounds
Speaker 2: pretty it.
Speaker 3: Doesn't sound so fake. I don't even know how that
Speaker 3: would happen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what if you don't get stuck in the
Speaker 4: in the car somehow it would be scared if your
Speaker 4: dog was stuck in the car This's not like you can.
Speaker 3: Say just press the like pull the thing, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 4: Real excuse that sounded fake? Thirteen one oh six five
Speaker 4: is the number.
Speaker 2: We have got one hundred dollars uber Its vouchers to
Speaker 2: give away. Also, if you get involved with this one
Speaker 2: and we love your story, I'm going to give you
Speaker 2: immediate silver in the Ben and lemb Lord program. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you're a good enough caller. Wow, immediate silver. That's
Speaker 2: crazy call us right now. Thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 2: We want to know a real excuse that sounded fake?
Speaker 3: Jess in Coramando Valley, you have one of these?
Speaker 14: I sure do, get a man. I don't know how
Speaker 14: many bosses would have heard this one before. I have
Speaker 14: a three year old child, and I had spent days
Speaker 14: trying to collect a stool sample, and right when I
Speaker 14: was due to go to work, I have got glad
Speaker 14: wrap on the toilet and my hands holding a little
Speaker 14: poop hole trying to collect a pooh sample. So I
Speaker 14: had to ring my boss and say sorry, I'm going
Speaker 14: to be late. Of all the days, she's decided to
Speaker 14: go to the toilet right now, So I'm busy trying
Speaker 14: to catch a poo.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, you got it. Sometimes when it's calls, you
Speaker 3: get to catch that poo. So your child went three
Speaker 3: days without going.
Speaker 14: Yeah, oh well I could never catch it, or she
Speaker 14: would go and wouldn't tell me. And so I had
Speaker 14: been trying for days to catch this pooh and finally,
Speaker 14: at a not very convenient time, I'm there trying to
Speaker 14: catch a poo.
Speaker 2: And how did your boss take it?
Speaker 14: They laughed when I rang up. They couldn't believe it.
Speaker 14: They hadn't heard that excuse before. So it's going to
Speaker 14: be a bit late. And so the whole shift, everyone
Speaker 14: kept coming.
Speaker 9: Up to me.
Speaker 14: It's like spread through, like wildfire through everyone saying, hey,
Speaker 14: did you get the pooh sample?
Speaker 2: Yes? I really hope if you have a husband at
Speaker 2: home that you also told without the glad wrapp on
Speaker 2: the toilet.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, I didn't want to drop out in the toilet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you wouldn't want to just you know, Yeah, he's
Speaker 3: not born in an ab and three lads of ice
Speaker 3: coffee the day before? Why didn't you tell me about Jess?
Speaker 3: You could have told me about the glad.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jess, because you have given us a buzz for
Speaker 2: this one, I'm gonna give you immediate Silver membership in
Speaker 2: the Ben and Lam Loyalty Program. Congratulations, Wow, amazing.
Speaker 3: Thank you guys, No, it really is.
Speaker 4: You'll get your complimentary custom digital silver plated card sent
Speaker 4: right to you, and of course you'll get lots of perks,
Speaker 4: including one priority call a year.
Speaker 2: Also, to sweeten the deal, because you were the first
Speaker 2: caller for that one, I'm going to give you one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars Uber eights voucher.
Speaker 11: Wow.
Speaker 14: Amazing, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: That'll be fantastic, and of course that will be sent
Speaker 3: out to you express. Because you're a part of the
Speaker 3: Silver program. You're going to go to Peter in Manapara.
Speaker 4: I've noticed you've just come through on the fast Track
Speaker 4: hotline number because of course you have priority calling Peter
Speaker 4: as one of our Gold Loyalty Tier program members.
Speaker 3: Good morning to you, Peter.
Speaker 16: Good morning boys. So my story was a few months ago.
Speaker 16: I woke up to go to work four or thirty
Speaker 16: in the morning, about to leave the house and I
Speaker 16: realized that the road was blocked because there was a
Speaker 16: caravan being in Pandied and the police had a tow
Speaker 16: truck there.
Speaker 3: Oh, no, rare to get a caravan in pounded.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and how did the boss take that one?
Speaker 16: Yeah, he didn't really believe me, but I took a
Speaker 16: photo and then show enough. He was like, oh, turned
Speaker 16: out you weren't.
Speaker 4: Like now these days of course you can just ai
Speaker 4: generate anything so you can take Yeah, there was this
Speaker 4: draft that like you know, it took a kid from
Speaker 4: kindy down the road.
Speaker 2: Actually, now I think about it. If you don't know,
Speaker 2: we haven't mentioned it yet. But producer Bell, who's always
Speaker 2: on the phone, she's off sick today, got a migraine.
Speaker 2: I have my doubts.
Speaker 3: No, well that's yeah, that's different. That's a that's a
Speaker 3: fake excuse that sounded real.
Speaker 4: So that's that's actually if Belle was calling, that would
Speaker 4: be for the opposite. Loz, you're in well and this
Speaker 4: is your daughter. A real excuse that sounded fake, A real.
Speaker 5: Excuse, by the way, I remember zero zero two.
Speaker 4: So sorry, And we haven't actually marked it down on
Speaker 4: the phone lines. It is in our back end system,
Speaker 4: but we're still sinking them up a few complications.
Speaker 3: On our part. So what loyalty tier were you again?
Speaker 17: Liz?
Speaker 4: Sorry, Ron Bron, you know what you've called back the
Speaker 4: next day, so you're going to get another two hundred
Speaker 4: loyalty points.
Speaker 2: And because you were honest, you could have said gold,
Speaker 2: we would have believed you. So you've got you another
Speaker 2: five hundred points, which means you are now a silver Liz.
Speaker 4: Great, yep, so yeah, we we'll cut that bronze plated
Speaker 4: card up for you and get you another silver today.
Speaker 3: So look at that, you're flying. You're flying through the tears, Liz.
Speaker 3: You could be gone by the end of the week
Speaker 3: at this, right, All right.
Speaker 2: Good on you. Let's get onto your story. Now, A
Speaker 2: real excuse that sounded fake.
Speaker 5: Our dog ate my daughter's homework.
Speaker 3: It actually did what was it like a diorama or
Speaker 3: was that a you know, just a just.
Speaker 10: Like a math math homework that you had to do
Speaker 10: and we had to take a photo just in case
Speaker 10: they a question, right you?
Speaker 3: So you actually it was the old adage and you
Speaker 3: have right. So and did you eat sorry, did you
Speaker 3: take the photo after it was digestive or was it
Speaker 3: before like this just the nibbled out part.
Speaker 13: Oh not the digest it bit, no way, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3: A fair call. Yeah, some little pieces of paper with
Speaker 3: Pythagris's theorem hanging out some dog poopod. Sorry, missus Smith,
Speaker 3: we couldn't complete the work.
Speaker 2: Good on your Liz, Thank you very much. Kelly joins us. Now,
Speaker 2: good morning. What's the real excuse? That sounded fake?
Speaker 3: Hello? Hey, Kelly?
Speaker 11: Hey, how are you well?
Speaker 7: I couldn't go into work because I stabbed myself in
Speaker 7: the foot with a knife.
Speaker 3: Oh you really stabbed yourself on the foot on that one?
Speaker 7: I did cutting up an avocado while making a salad.
Speaker 7: So who says salads are healthy?
Speaker 11: Certainly not?
Speaker 7: Because I got myself into die of trouble.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, So you dropped the knife onto your foot?
Speaker 2: How was the damage?
Speaker 7: Pretty bad? So stabbed me in the top of the foot,
Speaker 7: st with the tendon to my big tie to surgery.
Speaker 7: Six weeks in a cast and six weeks in a moonboot.
Speaker 3: That's heavy, Kelly. Were you wearing shoes at all or
Speaker 3: just bare foot?
Speaker 7: Don't wear songs? Cutting up a saturd guy cat foot?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Tell you what though, bloody good story. Are you in
Speaker 3: the loyalty program?
Speaker 14: Kelly?
Speaker 11: I'm not, but I'm.
Speaker 7: Listening to what I'm Kane, hoping I'm going to be
Speaker 7: more than bronze.
Speaker 3: Well, is this is this the first time you told
Speaker 3: a story on our show. Kelly.
Speaker 7: I've run up before for competitions, but I'll be honest,
Speaker 7: this is the fan.
Speaker 4: You are a very good storyteller. You are in Bronze,
Speaker 4: so you do get looked upon fondly. But one more
Speaker 4: story like.
Speaker 3: That in the next month. You know the track you're on.
Speaker 3: You'll be silver and no time. Okay done, Kelly. Well,
Speaker 3: welcome to the Loyalty Program and we look forward to
Speaker 3: hearing from you again.
Speaker 2: So we are giving you an exclusive opportunity become a
Speaker 2: part of our loyalty membership program.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very good morning, particularly to all Ben and Liam
Speaker 3: Gold Loyalty Program card holders.
Speaker 2: And which is one person at the moment, one.
Speaker 4: Person Anastagia from Wison Lakes aka the Prize Moll. But
Speaker 4: also a warm welcome to our silver guests, Bronze listeners,
Speaker 4: and if you're a new listener, we hope you listen again. Carol,
Speaker 4: you're in Mount Pleasant. You've heard about the Loyalty program.
Speaker 4: Now we know we've definitely had you on before. You
Speaker 4: want a Friday meet Tray.
Speaker 14: Right, I run some hay Darling.
Speaker 2: Yes, thee the hate because you adopted all those our packers.
Speaker 2: And then you also named two of our packers Ben
Speaker 2: and Liam.
Speaker 18: I did, I did, and I have so Yeah, we
Speaker 18: rescued them because they were going to be utnized.
Speaker 14: So I rescued nine of them, and I have two boys,
Speaker 14: and I have named them after you too.
Speaker 2: Love.
Speaker 3: That is dare I say that's close to I know
Speaker 3: you want to say, she rescued nine our packers are
Speaker 3: named two of them after us. I think that's gold.
Speaker 2: We can do gold, Caro, Carol.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you. You get already calling.
Speaker 4: You get the fast track hotline number, you accumulate points
Speaker 4: two and a half times faster, You get a Ben
Speaker 4: and Lamb fridge magnet sent to you, and a complimentary
Speaker 4: song request.
Speaker 3: Would you like to catch it in at a later date?
Speaker 14: Oh that sounds amazing.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Carol. I have to think about
Speaker 2: the song you want as well, and you can call
Speaker 2: up anytime and request it.
Speaker 3: Ryan in blake View, you want to be in the
Speaker 3: loyalty club?
Speaker 15: Definitely, Liam, definitely.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Dropped Leam's name good sort of say, like you know
Speaker 3: when people are calling up and they can't tell who's her,
Speaker 3: sort of a sure fire way the bronze. But you've
Speaker 3: been listening for a little while right now.
Speaker 15: Definitely, So I followed over your five radio stations. Obviously
Speaker 15: I don't want to mention them, but yeah, I know
Speaker 15: all five radio stations you've been on growing up. Wow,
Speaker 15: obviously you know follow use guys when you're done the
Speaker 15: KI all sorts. Obviously know Liam very well for his
Speaker 15: you know, skits and voiceovers. But not many people know
Speaker 15: about Ben. I mean, you know, I know your hobby, mate.
Speaker 2: What's my hobby?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: Golf, in mate, I do like golf, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: too much on it.
Speaker 15: Yeah yeah, me too like golf as well.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, where do you play?
Speaker 15: I was a member for many years throughout Cuddley Creek
Speaker 15: before they closed down, went to Cayton Valley and then
Speaker 15: finished up in Morson Akes.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It's not a part of the loyalty program officially, but Ryan,
Speaker 4: we have spoken about platinum being introduced at some point,
Speaker 4: and I would like to think platinum members get a
Speaker 4: round of golf with band or something like that.
Speaker 3: That would be you know what I mean? And that
Speaker 3: golden Yeah, and you could.
Speaker 2: Do rather than golf because some people might not want
Speaker 2: to play golf. You could do activity of your choosing
Speaker 2: with host of your chooses, Ryan, do you.
Speaker 3: Listen to the podcast?
Speaker 15: I do listen to it. So throughout obviously your secret
Speaker 15: stained and all of your like clues and your you know,
Speaker 15: over the years, all of your prizes you run, I've
Speaker 15: gone back and actually watched them and listen to them
Speaker 15: throughout the day of like throughout work and that. So yeah,
Speaker 15: you would say, yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean the fact that you've Yeah, if you've been
Speaker 3: since the since the early days, I think, I mean,
Speaker 3: you have to be a gold you have to.
Speaker 2: Beg Yeah, you got yourself gold.
Speaker 4: Gold status, no worries only up from here. Well, it's
Speaker 4: actually the highest tier at the moment.
Speaker 2: I feel like we're in a very giving mood this morning.
Speaker 4: Get true, we were really holding back the gold, but
Speaker 4: everyone's been getting.
Speaker 3: Gold so far.
Speaker 2: Honestly, we're not saying this to make it sound like hypey,
Speaker 2: but we've got full phone lines. A lot of people
Speaker 2: don't want to get involved with the low ing to
Speaker 2: get involved, which is lovely to see. Beverly joins us
Speaker 2: now and tram Mere. Good morning, Beverly. You want to
Speaker 2: be in the program.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, when did you start listening to the show?
Speaker 13: Oh my all when you were back in the day
Speaker 13: with Nova and yeah, And I've always stayed with the station,
Speaker 13: and I was just so staked when if you guys
Speaker 13: were coming to the station as well.
Speaker 3: So that's a tricky one, so, Beverly, And I'm not
Speaker 3: trying to poke holes, but you said listen to us,
Speaker 3: but you've stayed with this station, So it's slightly contradicting.
Speaker 3: It's it feels like someone's trying to get gold here
Speaker 3: and they might be trying to pull the wall over
Speaker 3: our eyes. But we just you know, it's a very
Speaker 3: tricky program to get into, so we just have to
Speaker 3: ask all We've got to cross all the t's and
Speaker 3: dot the eyes, Beverly, We've got to go through all
Speaker 3: of the paperwork.
Speaker 2: Beverly, let me ask you another follow up question in
Speaker 2: your induction here, which one of us has children been correct?
Speaker 2: All right, well, Beverly, I'm going to give you silver ocay. Congratulations,
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3: What about what.
Speaker 13: About knowing memes mom and dads.
Speaker 3: With your mom really pariful gardens time?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 13: Yes, well, and I still see your mum and dad
Speaker 13: to this day.
Speaker 2: I believe you, but can you give us their names?
Speaker 3: Lian and so Wow, pretty good, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: I believe you know Liam's parents.
Speaker 3: A lot of people know my parents, but don't necessarily listen. Look, Beverly,
Speaker 3: I think you are you are firm silver. But look,
Speaker 3: I'll give you another two hundred status points. So it
Speaker 3: means you are very very very close to gold. You
Speaker 3: just need to keep calling the show and getting involved
Speaker 3: in You've been golden no time.
Speaker 13: Okay, absolutely, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Good on your Beverly. You are here with Ben and
Speaker 2: liamb and welcome to all of our gold card holders
Speaker 2: in the Ben Lam Loyalty program of course. Also hello
Speaker 2: to our Silver and Bronze members too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Look, it's the fastest growing loyalty program on the planet.
Speaker 4: It only started yesterday, but it's it's exploding and people
Speaker 4: want to get involved frequent listeners of the show.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say the name of the company,
Speaker 2: and we're not making this up, but a big company
Speaker 2: reached out.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, true, I did.
Speaker 4: I threw something off the cuff kind of as a joke,
Speaker 4: but I was like really nearly hoping and people can
Speaker 4: hit you know if you want to work it out,
Speaker 4: you can listen to the podcast yesterday. It would be
Speaker 4: in there, and the actual company reached.
Speaker 2: Out and we are now in negotiations around them getting
Speaker 2: involved with the loyalty program.
Speaker 4: Wild so yeah, watch this space, Lisa and Elizabeth Park.
Speaker 4: You are a reasonably new caller.
Speaker 3: Is that right?
Speaker 10: I am?
Speaker 11: Good morning?
Speaker 3: Good morning Lisa. So who did you listen to back
Speaker 3: in the day, Sam?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 4: And you've made the switch. Okay, well we appreciate that.
Speaker 4: So Lisa, you're sort of a couple couple of months
Speaker 4: in would you say?
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'd say a couple of months in and I'm
Speaker 18: thoroughly enjoying.
Speaker 3: It's wonderful.
Speaker 4: Keep it y, Lisa, and look, we will get you
Speaker 4: a complimentary custom digital bronze plated card right away. Will
Speaker 4: fast track it for you because we like your energy
Speaker 4: and you are going to be looked upon fondly now
Speaker 4: that you are part of the loyalty program and next silver.
Speaker 3: Okay, amazing, lady. I love to hear at Hamish and
Speaker 3: Angele Vale. Here's the name. I recognize. You've been listening
Speaker 3: for donkeys, right, So.
Speaker 8: I've been listening for donkeys and more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well even more than donkeys.
Speaker 2: Have you ever gotten involved with the show in like
Speaker 2: a party capacity or an event that we've done.
Speaker 8: I've got involved in one while back. I'm trying to
Speaker 8: remember what it was. But what I need is more films.
Speaker 8: I need to get into this lounge. Let me get cozy,
Speaker 8: and let's get some prizes. Go.
Speaker 3: This is the thing.
Speaker 4: Now, I did allude to this yesterday. We haven't actually
Speaker 4: opened Platinum tier yet. Platinum tea. Yeah, at some point
Speaker 4: it'll be lounge access, so you can come in and
Speaker 4: sit in on the show anytime you want, free snacks
Speaker 4: and drinks, and in a ton of other perks.
Speaker 3: But we haven't actually.
Speaker 4: Opened that tier yet, and I think the club needs
Speaker 4: to build to a certain point before the loyalty program expands.
Speaker 4: So at the to start with, the highest week of
Speaker 4: offer is gold and the lowest weekend offer is Bronze.
Speaker 2: Now, Hamish, I know you are a regular one hundred per.
Speaker 4: Very in the podcast as well. We've had you on
Speaker 4: for chats in the podcast before, so I.
Speaker 2: Reckon we're going to give you gold mate. Congratulations.
Speaker 8: So it's what a privilege. And let's just say, Ben Lamb,
Speaker 8: We're going to have a dog in us. We're playing
Speaker 8: at my bree.
Speaker 3: Boys dad is right, Yeah, Hamish place with marbre Jets
Speaker 3: and I used to do a bit of my handiwork there.
Speaker 3: This still whispers about it around the clubrooms. Apparently good
Speaker 3: we do.
Speaker 2: We do have to at some point move on and
Speaker 2: get on with the actual radio show. But let's put
Speaker 2: on Tamika in Highbury. Good morning. How you doing.
Speaker 10: I'm fantastic, Thank you.
Speaker 2: Now what tier in the membership program are you? Are
Speaker 2: you aiming for.
Speaker 3: Our top level?
Speaker 10: But I'm not going to get this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 3: Don't. Don't run yourself down, are you? How long have
Speaker 3: you been listening to the station for.
Speaker 12: Since the mixed days early Eli and.
Speaker 3: Max Okay, yep, yeah, but you've listened to us since
Speaker 3: we started on the first of April? Was that right?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well I like that and I've enjoyed the show.
Speaker 14: Of course.
Speaker 9: I'm saying all the right things here.
Speaker 4: To Meka in recent history since we've started, you know,
Speaker 4: you're not even one hundred percent listening, You're one hundred
Speaker 4: and ten percent listening.
Speaker 3: What has been your favorite part of the show in
Speaker 3: the last few months.
Speaker 18: I'd have to say it's on a daily YouTube rambling
Speaker 18: off random things absolutely.
Speaker 11: Crack me up.
Speaker 8: We do.
Speaker 3: About super specific I think, look what I will say.
Speaker 2: Other than secret stain Tamika, Can you say one thing
Speaker 2: that we do on the show regularly.
Speaker 11: The pop quiz?
Speaker 3: Yeah, stationy thing like is there anything that comes to mind?
Speaker 2: Any other segments?
Speaker 4: And that's all right, that's all right. You're on the spot,
Speaker 4: you're in the program, you're in the bronze. We've got
Speaker 4: your complimentary custom digital bronze.
Speaker 3: Played a card and you know what you said. You
Speaker 3: were one hundred and ten percent in. So we're going
Speaker 3: to give you twenty five percent more than the average
Speaker 3: bronze for Ben and Leam loyalty points there for frequent listeners.
Speaker 3: So yeah, you won't be too far off your silver status.
Speaker 3: Just keep listening, keep calling, keep getting involved, and you're
Speaker 3: working out with the programs. God, I feel awful, feel
Speaker 3: absolutely awful, Feel like the worst guy in the world
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 2: I really do those two crumpets yet this morning.
Speaker 4: No, that hasn't helped. No, But it's it's not a
Speaker 4: feeling in my stomach. This is a feeling in my heart.
Speaker 3: Because last night I was scratching my dog Toby like
Speaker 3: a little cavertile, give them little scratching their chest. And
Speaker 3: I was saying, it's going to be your birthday next week.
Speaker 3: And then as I said it, my wife and I
Speaker 3: gasped and looked at each other. It was his birthday
Speaker 3: on Monday. We've missed a son's birthday, you monsters. It's
Speaker 3: in my I literally have it in.
Speaker 4: My calendar, twentieth of July. It's got his name and
Speaker 4: some little poor princess his birthday.
Speaker 2: You do seem a bit flat on it.
Speaker 3: I'm flat.
Speaker 4: I mean he's he's fifty two in dog years, nine
Speaker 4: years old, forgot his birthday and it comes around once
Speaker 4: a year.
Speaker 3: It's not a hard thing to remember. It's the only
Speaker 3: only day you should you know. I don't treat him
Speaker 3: that extra little special, you know.
Speaker 2: I don't think you should beat yourself up because he's
Speaker 2: a dog and he doesn't know what his birthday night.
Speaker 3: They might know, we don't know that.
Speaker 8: They don't know.
Speaker 3: They don't know, they could know. But I just I
Speaker 3: felt real bad, So I was just I gave him
Speaker 3: like two extra little treat sticks last night, and it's
Speaker 3: a birthday treat stick. Yeah, it's just sort of yeah,
Speaker 3: but now I feel like we need to go all
Speaker 3: out this weekend and do a dog birthday or something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: You could try and spin it like you knew his
Speaker 2: birthday but you were planning the big bash for the weekend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, it's surprise, but they're coming up like we
Speaker 4: didn't want you. Wanted you to think that we've forgotten.
Speaker 4: Because he loves if you get a chibo, they give
Speaker 4: free pappaccinos, do they?
Speaker 3: He loves those.
Speaker 4: So I was thinking maybe we could get him a puppaccino.
Speaker 4: Maybe could invite all his friends.
Speaker 3: Do you want to come? Who's put a dog party
Speaker 3: this weekend?
Speaker 2: Well, it is my son's birthday party.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's more important.
Speaker 4: You know, my dog's fifty two and dog is it's
Speaker 4: a it's a big it's a big, momentous birthday.
Speaker 2: No, to be fair, my son's birthday isn't for another two.
Speaker 3: Weekends, but you could probably fit it.
Speaker 2: I just don't want to go to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah okay, well it's going to be fun. What I'd
Speaker 4: like to know is to people have has anyone actually.
Speaker 3: Thrown their dog or their pet a celebration like a
Speaker 3: birthday party?
Speaker 2: Can I bring my dog your dog's birthday time.
Speaker 4: They famously don't get along, so I prefer if you didn't,
Speaker 4: you can come. You can come with the family. Maybe
Speaker 4: maybe leave fin at home. Okay, yeah, but thirteen one
Speaker 4: oh six five, maybe you know it could be a
Speaker 4: birthday party, or if you just you go the distance
Speaker 4: and you you celebrate your pet with like a meat
Speaker 4: cake or something on their birthday. I'm open to all
Speaker 4: suggestions because I'm feeling awful I've missed my dog's birthday.
Speaker 3: I want to do something special.
Speaker 4: They don't have as many birthdays as us, you know,
Speaker 4: that's why you've got to really celebrate them. They bring
Speaker 4: you so much joy. So thirteen one six five, if
Speaker 4: you have gone the extra mile to celebrate your pet
Speaker 4: on their birthday, their milestone birthday, I want to hear
Speaker 4: from you this morning. Did you celebrate your pet's birthday?
Speaker 4: I forgot my little dog, Toby's birthday on Monday, very
Speaker 4: upset about it. Nine years old. He's cavertile and just flat.
Speaker 4: I mean I had it in my phone and everything,
Speaker 4: remember every year, but forgot this year.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to go all out this weekend. Rose
Speaker 3: in Frinda Park. Did you have a poll party? For
Speaker 3: your pet.
Speaker 5: Morning guys. Yes, we're hot.
Speaker 2: Load the thought.
Speaker 3: Oh yep, yep.
Speaker 10: I am invited about five dogs, about ten people, put
Speaker 10: on a big spread.
Speaker 11: People went in the pool.
Speaker 14: When the dogs went in the pool, we ate.
Speaker 3: Yeah. How good.
Speaker 4: So obviously, you know for humans you had like barbecue
Speaker 4: shapes and stuff, and then just like a bowl of
Speaker 4: smackos or whatever for the dog.
Speaker 15: No, I know, I made up little bento boxes for
Speaker 15: the dogs.
Speaker 7: Are incredible with their names on.
Speaker 3: Oh amazing. Look I don't have a pool, No, nod died.
Speaker 14: We hired it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, okay, yeah, maybe I could see
Speaker 4: we could call water World or something and see if
Speaker 4: I could have a dog party there.
Speaker 3: Incredible Rose, thank you for your story. Natasha and Seaford Heights.
Speaker 3: Are you also throw a party for your dog?
Speaker 12: I did, Indeed, I have a grudle. Her name's Rain
Speaker 12: and she was two. I made cakes. I bought everything
Speaker 12: that humans eat because she didn't have any friends because
Speaker 12: we were you to the area, so little pies and
Speaker 12: sabs and nachos and like pine wheels. So instead of
Speaker 12: actually buying dog food, we just put what we had
Speaker 12: on our plates on her plate. Because you know, dogs
Speaker 12: all love eating everything in humans love especially gorudles. There's
Speaker 12: no space between you and a plate at any meal.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 4: They're happy eating you know, a bit of gunk off
Speaker 4: the ground. So you know, I don't know how good
Speaker 4: little savoys and pin wheels are for dogs. Guts I mean,
Speaker 4: but I mean to be honest, there's probably similar stuff
Speaker 4: to what's in the food. And once a year, you know,
Speaker 4: it's their birthday. Okay, I like that, just little tiny
Speaker 4: hot dogs. Leah, you're in cow and Dilla, tell us
Speaker 4: what happened at your party.
Speaker 6: We have a porty for him every year, and he's
Speaker 6: three now. His name's Gerald Spoor Doodle and we usually
Speaker 6: go to park and then we get together with other
Speaker 6: people that we know with dogs, usually around ten people
Speaker 6: in about five dogs. The first birthday party though, he
Speaker 6: had all the litters from his puppies, like poppy litter.
Speaker 6: They all rocked up and then my son actually met
Speaker 6: his girlfriend there because she was the owner of one
Speaker 6: of the other little.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 2: It's like a story out of a movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a Disney cartoon or something. I love that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think Toby, you know, from some Victorian sort of spots.
Speaker 4: I don't know, it might be a bit hard to
Speaker 4: track the little little liddle down. I don't think his
Speaker 4: biological mother would still be kicking. Unfortunately, I don't need
Speaker 4: to remind him on his birthday. That's a great sty
Speaker 4: real mummy.
Speaker 2: Let's go one more be in Richmond joins us. Now,
Speaker 2: now you're gonna be celebrating your dog's birthday this weekend,
Speaker 2: Is that right? What do you have planned?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 18: Hello, guys, I got a big fan.
Speaker 14: Hello.
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, So celebrat my dog's birthday this week and
Speaker 18: we've got like a whole itinery plans. Actually she's but
Speaker 18: it's my first birthday with her because I adopted her
Speaker 18: in January. But there's so many things to do around Adelaide.
Speaker 18: So we're actually going to Hallick Coo. I think it's
Speaker 18: a boat shed cafe and they do like a dog
Speaker 18: birthday cake. Can just order it and dog porridge, dog
Speaker 18: burger and a puppetino.
Speaker 5: Lunch.
Speaker 14: First, a little bit.
Speaker 3: Of me I reckon dog. Yeah.
Speaker 18: I was like, oh my god, we'll have a meal together.
Speaker 18: That's my favorite way to celebrate. And then we're going
Speaker 18: to do like a like a beach walk with like
Speaker 18: place at West Lakes they've got like a beach dog
Speaker 18: beach and mean they have like a barbecue near its.
Speaker 18: Eventually can just chill while we have a little cook
Speaker 18: up there. And then there's also a place at Clemsig
Speaker 18: and you can hire it out to the indoor pool
Speaker 18: and you can hire it out four dogs, like it
Speaker 18: has like all the dog toys and life jackets and
Speaker 18: you can bring like ten dogs with you. Wow, So
Speaker 18: we're going to do a little pool bash as well.
Speaker 4: So all around it, I mean, these are all incredible suggestions.
Speaker 2: Also, B, thank you so much for calling. Maybe you
Speaker 2: soften us up with that common moplement at the start,
Speaker 2: but with the Ben Mualty program, we're going to give
Speaker 2: you the silver tier card. Congratulations.
Speaker 7: O my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 3: Thanks B.
Speaker 4: Well, a complimentary custom digital silver plated card coming your way,
Speaker 4: and if you listen for a couple more months, probably
Speaker 4: going to be in Gold.
Speaker 2: You only one or two more calls away from gold. B.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: We want to do a new game next, but we'll
Speaker 4: explain it to you because I think it's I'm pretty sure,
Speaker 4: like every now and then in radio do something. I'm
Speaker 4: pretty sure we I think we might be the first
Speaker 4: one is doing this. Seems a little out there, maybe
Speaker 4: maybe because.
Speaker 3: It won't work.
Speaker 2: Was the plan? I could be wrong here, limbs working
Speaker 2: it out as we go. Was the plan that will
Speaker 2: call people to call now, so you call us now,
Speaker 2: we'll explain what we want. Then the next break people
Speaker 2: we'll say this stuff and then we'll play the game.
Speaker 2: That was the plan, right, Let's do that. Okay, So
Speaker 2: Leam and I have got one hundred dollars Uber Eats
Speaker 2: voucher up for grabs, one hundred dollars worth of Uber
Speaker 2: eats on us. But the catch is you have to
Speaker 2: put up a prize yourself yep, as collateral. If you
Speaker 2: lose the game, we win your prize yep.
Speaker 4: So I think this kind of came up naturally on air.
Speaker 4: It's like the idea is like a reverse price. So
Speaker 4: because we're always giving prizes away, we never get prices.
Speaker 4: So you're got to be willing to put up some
Speaker 4: collateral for the for the one hundred dollars Uber Etes voucher,
Speaker 4: and of course if you don't win, we get the
Speaker 4: thing that you put up.
Speaker 2: Now, don't overthink it. It could be an old pair
Speaker 2: of shoes.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be to the value of one
Speaker 3: hundred dollars I don't really care.
Speaker 2: Could be our home cooked meal, get creative with it.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. It's just whatever you deem is. Collateral
Speaker 2: is the thing that you're putting up for grabs. If
Speaker 2: you lose, you have to surrender said thing.
Speaker 3: That's us saying reverse prize in, get it down, reverse price.
Speaker 3: Ben and I always giving away prizes always, and we
Speaker 3: never get anything ourselves. So we propose a new segment.
Speaker 4: You call up thirteen one oh six five, you offer
Speaker 4: some collateral, and if we choose you, we play a
Speaker 4: game next. If you win, you win one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: Oub eats about Jack, But if you lose, we get
Speaker 4: your price.
Speaker 2: Now we're going to decide who plays next after we've
Speaker 2: chatted with everyone. Okay, so first up, we've got ash
Speaker 2: in Andrew's farm. Good morning. What's your collateral to play
Speaker 2: the game? You little pop bigger thing to correct pop final.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I've got a Ripley one.
Speaker 3: Oh. Now, we've had Rare Ripley on the show before.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not really into wrestling. But I do
Speaker 3: know that she's probably the most famous Adeladian really and
Speaker 3: she was very nice when we had her on, So
Speaker 3: that would be cool. That'd be maybe a cool thing
Speaker 3: to have on a desk one.
Speaker 2: I like it, Ripley, pretty goaded ash, that's a good contender.
Speaker 2: Let's go Rosemary in Lese. What are you putting up
Speaker 2: for grabs this collateral?
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, how are you good?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 6: I'm putting up I'm going to give you twenty dollars
Speaker 6: worth of free.
Speaker 2: Of you have you got like a voucher or cash?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: No, no cash?
Speaker 3: As did you know what?
Speaker 14: I feel like it's a great day to day.
Speaker 9: So I'm going to double it forty.
Speaker 2: Bucks all right.
Speaker 6: I like that.
Speaker 4: And that's a good gamble because you're going to get
Speaker 4: a hundred dollars worth of you win the game, so
Speaker 4: you're really better than yourself there now in wind Vale.
Speaker 4: Thanks for calling having big brave enough for reverse price.
Speaker 4: What are you going to offer us collateral?
Speaker 11: You had it, guys, I'm offering a thirty dollars voucher
Speaker 11: in our X and no co collective?
Speaker 2: Okay? And what's X and no collective?
Speaker 15: What is that?
Speaker 11: So we're a group of small creators, business owners, artists
Speaker 11: sell stuff in a shop.
Speaker 4: Okay, so it's like you you do like differently there
Speaker 4: might be less paintings and crochets and all sorts of different.
Speaker 11: Not's a different thing.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, nice mat all right, I appreciate that,
Speaker 4: Amerely and Richmond.
Speaker 3: What can you offer us?
Speaker 11: Good morning?
Speaker 10: I would like to offer you both us three haircut each.
Speaker 2: Are you a hairdresser? Yeah, it's like, yeah, well anyone
Speaker 2: can offer a.
Speaker 3: Free bugger you. I don't get the voucher. It really mess.
Speaker 2: Okay, we've got three haircuts. We've got a voucher to
Speaker 2: X and no collective forty dollars each I.
Speaker 3: Think was offered. I thought it was. Yeah, I thought
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 2: Was that for Rosemary and Lockley's? Was it forty dollars each?
Speaker 2: Or between us both? Wow?
Speaker 3: It's wow? Okay?
Speaker 2: Ash about the wrestling figurine, Well, look.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to grow my hair out, so I don't
Speaker 3: need the haircuts. The X and Collective ooucher does sound
Speaker 3: really cool?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's a lot of money for Rosemen
Speaker 4: to put up. I was just think the little ripley figure.
Speaker 2: All right? I agree, Ash and Andrews Farm. You're going
Speaker 2: to play the game next. Okay, yeah, all right, but
Speaker 2: if you lose, we get your rear Ripley figurine.
Speaker 3: And you have to pay postage because we're not coming
Speaker 3: to what we did to you guys. That's us saying
Speaker 3: reverse prize in get it.
Speaker 4: Ah, Yes, the very first time we're doing this reverse price.
Speaker 4: Ash and Andrews Farm is about to play a game.
Speaker 4: We have five questions. If you get four out of five, right,
Speaker 4: at least, you're going to get one hundred dollar.
Speaker 3: Ober eats about you. However, if you get less than that,
Speaker 3: Ash you have put up some collateral. It's going to
Speaker 3: be a reverse prize. You have to give us a
Speaker 3: price instead of the other way around. Okay, so you've
Speaker 3: offered up ray Ripley figuring I'm saying it wrong. Sorry,
Speaker 3: okay Ripley. So it's basically wrestling fans will have your heads.
Speaker 3: Someone's gonna swant on bomb me. So you do have
Speaker 3: one bogey in here, but basically it's just like finish
Speaker 3: the quote. So these are all very famous quotes from movies.
Speaker 3: Let's see how you go.
Speaker 2: As Liam said, there's five here. If you get one wrong,
Speaker 2: you can still win the game with four correct, but
Speaker 2: if you get too wrong, you're out and you have
Speaker 2: to surrender your prize. Okay, all right, first one, finish
Speaker 2: this famous quote.
Speaker 13: Can you play that again?
Speaker 3: From scarn Montana Scarface.
Speaker 2: At the end, he says, say hello to.
Speaker 11: My friends, Say hello friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's all you're already your bogey gone. Pressures on.
Speaker 3: You need to get four in a row. Otherwise we're
Speaker 3: walking away with an ripley figure.
Speaker 2: Let's follow the yellow Brick Roads to the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 2: Finish this movie quote.
Speaker 14: Feeing, we're not in.
Speaker 10: Anymore.
Speaker 3: Okay, right, nice work.
Speaker 2: Okay, next one, let's go Godfather.
Speaker 8: I want to make him an offer.
Speaker 2: I'm going to make him an offer. One of the
Speaker 2: most famous movie quotes of all time.
Speaker 3: To make him an offer.
Speaker 2: Okay, well done, to win it at you're doing well.
Speaker 3: There's only two more to go.
Speaker 2: All right? What about this one on Wednesdays?
Speaker 3: It's mean girls and Wednesdays on Wednesdays were.
Speaker 2: Well done?
Speaker 3: All right, fresh At is on.
Speaker 4: It all comes down to this last movie quote from
Speaker 4: Forrest Gump. If you get it right, one hundred dollars
Speaker 4: Uber eats about coming your way However, if you get
Speaker 4: it wrong, we get a prize for once.
Speaker 2: And it's not often that Liam and I root against
Speaker 2: the listeners, but we of course want you to lose.
Speaker 2: Do you want that Rhea Ripley pop Vinyl? All right? Ash,
Speaker 2: ready to go? Yep, all right, here we go finish
Speaker 2: this movie.
Speaker 3: Quote life was like a box of chocolates.
Speaker 9: You never know what you're going to get, what you're
Speaker 9: going to get.
Speaker 3: Well done, You keep your figurine and you get a
Speaker 3: nub eats that check good on your ash.
Speaker 2: Thank you, no worries at all. Also, of course, because
Speaker 2: you got on air and you played the game, you
Speaker 2: are now in the Ben and Liam Loyalty program. We're
Speaker 2: gonna give you bronze. Ash okay, thank.
Speaker 3: You sending a complimentary custom digital bronze played the card.
Speaker 3: You're away right now, and.
Speaker 2: Of course we will look upon you fondly from now on.
Speaker 3: Secret stain, Secret stain, secret stain. Yes, the secret stain.
Speaker 3: One thousand dollars up for grabs. There's a translucent stain
Speaker 3: on some glass.
Speaker 4: You can see it with your own eyes if you'd like,
Speaker 4: Ben and layam on the socials pinned at the top.
Speaker 3: There's an audio clue branding and freeling. You think you
Speaker 3: know what it is? You're about to win five grand?
Speaker 3: You reckon?
Speaker 10: Hey, so let's how you're going good.
Speaker 16: I think I might know what it is, Okay, not
Speaker 16: entirely sure, but worth a guess.
Speaker 3: Hit us.
Speaker 16: I think it's goat milk exfoliating soap.
Speaker 3: Goat milk exfoliating soap. Okay, so it looks like you know,
Speaker 3: I suppose if you were using it in the shower,
Speaker 3: perhaps it would stain the glass like that. Have you
Speaker 3: used the stuff before? I've used goats milk soap before,
Speaker 3: not the exfoliating one, but I know it's got little
Speaker 3: bits in it.
Speaker 16: Which you can sort of see on the glass as well,
Speaker 16: which sort of is what led me to think it.
Speaker 2: And so you're a fan of the goat milk products, are.
Speaker 8: Yes, it's meant to be better for your skin, and
Speaker 8: I tend to get a favorit of acne.
Speaker 2: So think right, have you rubbed a little bit of
Speaker 2: your goat milk soap on the on? The showers.
Speaker 16: Don't actually have a shower screen at home?
Speaker 3: What do you got the old curtain?
Speaker 14: No, it's the shower in a bar.
Speaker 2: Interesting, Usually they have a curtain around steel. But you
Speaker 2: just got the bath shower right there.
Speaker 3: Doesn't water get all over your bathroom a little bit?
Speaker 3: It seems like you need an investment, to be fair though.
Speaker 3: I hate curtains.
Speaker 2: They hate.
Speaker 3: Curts are literally the worst thing ever. You know, you
Speaker 3: try and push it away and it gets even more
Speaker 3: stuck to you.
Speaker 2: You can't beat when you go to a nice hotel
Speaker 2: and they've got a shower cove and it's like it's
Speaker 2: its own area. You shut the door along of steaming.
Speaker 3: I love that, Yeah, coves down, I don't.
Speaker 4: I've had the bath a few times as well, Brandon,
Speaker 4: and that always annoy you know. Sometimes you get in
Speaker 4: them in the hotel and it feels like the And
Speaker 4: obviously we're extremely tall, so maybe this is more just
Speaker 4: an US thing. But when the bath seems too high
Speaker 4: to the ceiling, especially in the taps of a weird
Speaker 4: and you're hunched over up mister Burne having a shower.
Speaker 3: Yeah worst.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I think we digress. I think we put your misery.
Speaker 4: It's not that it's that, No, it's not, it's but
Speaker 4: try as many times you'd like, Brandon more guesses after
Speaker 4: night in fo this morning people are slowly starting to
Speaker 4: get closer.
Speaker 2: I think so, Brandon, am I wrong in saying? Is
Speaker 2: that your first time calling the show? Breando's gone? Okay,
Speaker 2: I was going to give him. I was going to
Speaker 2: give him bronze here. No, he's back, Brandon, Mate, you're
Speaker 2: there still? Y? Is that your first time calling the show?
Speaker 16: I've tried calling a couple of times I've never gotten, mate.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the Ben and Leam Loyalty Program.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you've heard about this, but we'll
Speaker 4: send you a complimentary custom digital bronze.
Speaker 3: Plated card and you can work your way through the tears.
Speaker 8: No, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You're on your mate.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Bronze, Teresa and Marsam. Do you think you
Speaker 3: know what it is?
Speaker 10: Yes? I think it's a good styling like Barbary.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, no, I can see why you think that.
Speaker 3: It certainly looks like that. And how would it tie
Speaker 3: into the audio clue?
Speaker 10: Ra Barber? I mean a she faces its own wax,
Speaker 10: which is here, and then the other door you set
Speaker 10: through a corner that you like when the head was going.
Speaker 10: So that's why I feelish related to the hill.
Speaker 3: That is like proper big brain stuff that you've really
Speaker 3: thought about that I like, I've been.
Speaker 10: Looking podcast over and over. Yeah, I've been analyzing and
Speaker 10: using AI to help the A I haven't.
Speaker 2: Look before we give you the answer as to whether
Speaker 2: you're right or wrong. You've caught up the show. You've
Speaker 2: gotten involved. You've also gone back and listened to the
Speaker 2: podcast a bunch of times with the Ben and Liam
Speaker 2: Loyalty program. I think that Liam, is that a silver?
Speaker 4: You could if you're listening to the podcast regularly, it
Speaker 4: does mean you're a silver. So then you get one
Speaker 4: all year VIP in events. Congratulations. We'll send you a
Speaker 4: belam fridge magn It and also give you a complimentary
Speaker 4: custom digital silver plated card. However, Guess isn't right, but
Speaker 4: you know what, you got that complimentary call, so you
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Speaker 4: time if you want to have another Guess at some point.
Speaker 2: Well done. Thank you very much for playing. You can
Speaker 2: play as many times as you'd like if you want
Speaker 2: to try and win the five thousand dollars. Your next
Speaker 2: chance to call is eight am tomorrow morning on Kiss
Speaker 2: one or two three, and we are back.
Speaker 3: Lamb.
Speaker 2: You were about to get sloppy on the front, but
Speaker 2: you saved it for the back of.
Speaker 3: My front, Yes, saved it for the back. Remember earlier
Speaker 3: we're talking about ray mystereo yep.
Speaker 4: And then but obviously there's the Lucha Libre wrestling, and
Speaker 4: much like in Balley how they have the wooden dong
Speaker 4: bottle openers, they probably have the same amount of Mexican
Speaker 4: wrestling masks in Mexico.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I considered buying one, but I was like, I probably
Speaker 4: wouldn't get much wear and tear out of it, but
Speaker 4: it sort of looks like it. I think if you're
Speaker 4: having a big night with your mates, it would be
Speaker 4: funny to buy one.
Speaker 2: My main knowledge base for Mexican wrestling is the Jack
Speaker 2: Black movie Nacho Libra Match. Yeah, that's what I base
Speaker 2: my knowledge on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's that's pretty much it Like, that's the type.
Speaker 2: Of which I couldn't even tell you the plot line
Speaker 2: of that movie. I just know Jack Black.
Speaker 3: He is like he works with the nuns. He's like
Speaker 3: a like a monk or something.
Speaker 2: And he is he a monk or not?
Speaker 3: Or is he in the He's not a nun, but
Speaker 3: he's he's like a religious figure, right, he Yeah, I
Speaker 3: think he's like a he lives with near the nuns.
Speaker 4: He's wearing like a because he wears the where's the robe?
Speaker 4: And it's like an orphanage.
Speaker 2: And I thought monk was very Buddhist and nuns were
Speaker 2: very Christian.
Speaker 3: No, you can be a Buddhist monk, but you can.
Speaker 3: You can.
Speaker 2: You can be a Christian nun, a Christian monk.
Speaker 3: I think you can be like a yeah, part of
Speaker 3: the monastery. You know, there's like Friar Tuck looking dudes.
Speaker 2: No, what's that?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 4: The guys they have basically like the bowl cup then
Speaker 4: no hair on the tops. They're closer to God on.
Speaker 2: In the robes. Yeah yeah, yeah, more like a brown
Speaker 2: robe like in game.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Like he's that kind of monk.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just think of orange like you're thinking of
Speaker 2: a Buddhist monk.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm talking like the medieval almost monk, Like, yeah,
Speaker 3: let me look up so I get you.
Speaker 2: I'm on the same page. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So, and he he's in that world, but he wants
Speaker 4: to be a wrestler, right, so, but he's doing that
Speaker 4: on the weekends in secret, I think is the vibe gotcha,
Speaker 4: And he goes out on a date with one of
Speaker 4: the hot nuns at some point, and he's wearing like
Speaker 4: the blue suit.
Speaker 3: He's trying to lean against the wall and stuff. I
Speaker 3: don't I don't actually think it was the best.
Speaker 4: Movie, to be honest, It's it's kind of iconic, but
Speaker 4: I don't think it's like if you watch it back,
Speaker 4: I don't think there's tons of lives in it. It's
Speaker 4: more like I have to rewatch, Like Napoleon Dynamite is like.
Speaker 3: The first time you watch it, you could have you
Speaker 3: could easily be excused for thinking that movie was terrible,
Speaker 3: But then it's more the cult status of it. And
Speaker 3: I like, Grex Kwondo, is that in the movie? That's
Speaker 3: in That's in Napoleon Dynamite.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just gealous because I'm talking a hot babe
Speaker 4: for all the time Napoleon and he goes to Rex
Speaker 4: Kwonda's like the guy wearing the American pants.
Speaker 2: The Natural Libre trailer from two thousand and six is
Speaker 2: one minute long. Should we indulge?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 14: And so I.
Speaker 3: A monastery a monastery cook. Okay, so he's yeah, he
Speaker 3: works in a monastery with the nuns and he's the
Speaker 3: cook if we're lucky to fulfill his dream of becoming
Speaker 3: a litrador.
Speaker 2: Yeah, trailer might be like a old school where explains
Speaker 2: it as it goes.
Speaker 3: Monastery. Yeah yeah, let's.
Speaker 2: Find out.
Speaker 8: It is.
Speaker 2: Lack kind of trailer, all right, enjoy it.
Speaker 3: No one has bigger dreams than Nato.
Speaker 17: When you are a man, sometimes you were stretchy fants.
Speaker 17: He's for fa but to become a champion, I would
Speaker 17: like the kind of respect he'll needs, strength, speed, style,
Speaker 17: And now the orphans they he'll become their hero.
Speaker 3: From the director of Napoleon Dynamite, the writer at School
Speaker 3: of Luck Jack.
Speaker 2: Pretty good pedigree there.
Speaker 4: You don't know what they're talking about. No, Mike White,
Speaker 4: who has gone on to make all the white lotus.
Speaker 4: Oh really yes, but he was the he and he's
Speaker 4: nedtionbly in. He's like the guy who's got really pale
Speaker 4: skinned and.
Speaker 3: He's the guy who he's portrayed. Yeah, oh wow yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Mutual libre.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's so funny that I had made the connection
Speaker 4: of Napoleon Dynamite because it's kind of that thing that's
Speaker 4: like that vibe. It's like, is this funny or is
Speaker 4: this really awkward. They are funny, though they are funny status.
Speaker 2: Of course, I guess the name of abuse would be
Speaker 2: that sty aka Bill Jackson is not here. Not because
Speaker 2: of the sty I believe that's kind of on the
Speaker 2: on the mend, there could be more style, but it
Speaker 2: is of course a world famous Bill Jackson.
Speaker 3: But I read out a text exchange between so like,
Speaker 3: we've got a little group texting here, and Belle said, Hey, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm alive.
Speaker 4: I'm so so sorry, guys, I feel awful. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: She just apologized twice in the message. Very Belle, Please
Speaker 4: if you can let me know the brief overview of
Speaker 4: what the latest is with the loyalty program so I
Speaker 4: can stay on top of it.
Speaker 3: Please, thank you.
Speaker 2: That was from this morning.
Speaker 3: She said that, and Boss Stephen was helping out today.
Speaker 4: And Ben's taken a photo of one of the live
Speaker 4: reads that we have to read during the show. He said, no,
Speaker 4: stress Belt was a great show, Steven even Prince in color.
Speaker 4: And then she's sent a lot of aggressive texts after that.
Speaker 2: She's very protective over her role.
Speaker 3: Yes, extremely protective. Something's going to start having all these
Speaker 3: sick days.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Just getting other people in the inn.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, and so I know that she's easy to prod
Speaker 2: there because I'll say something like he prints in color
Speaker 2: and I produce your all day.
Speaker 3: Then yeah, yeah, she'll lose it. It's the best, it's fun.
Speaker 2: Hopefully she's better tomorrow and she can come back in
Speaker 2: because she's got a lot of work to do because
Speaker 2: there's a lot of a lot of Maybe this.
Speaker 3: Is personal, this is too personal.
Speaker 4: She just sent another text the stress I have from
Speaker 4: missing a day and you're realizing shit is so.
Speaker 3: Real that couldn't be fit. Belle is literally the best
Speaker 3: producer ever we've ever had, one hundred percent. So that's yeah.
Speaker 2: I think knows that. But the reason she's so good
Speaker 2: is because we don't let her rest on her laurels.
Speaker 3: That's i e.
Speaker 2: Stephen comes along printing color.
Speaker 3: I like, you, hang on, why are we getting lousy
Speaker 3: black and white printing from the bell?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Maybe she needs to step up, you know, because it's
Speaker 3: very hard. We're not dogs. We like to see in color.
Speaker 2: I feel like a dog when I get a bell rundown.
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: I thought? It was crazy?
Speaker 4: Other day I saw this meme which I found really funny.
Speaker 4: And it was like a little dog at you know
Speaker 4: that that little dog the Mexican fans will bring to
Speaker 4: the game.
Speaker 3: It's like a little tchoue hour.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't see that.
Speaker 3: That's funny. I also saw it way. I mean, obviously
Speaker 3: they're a bit of a Mexican dog. But I've never
Speaker 3: seen more two hours in my life, very a lot
Speaker 3: of two hours over medical mehicle.
Speaker 4: And it was like the dog watching the game. And
Speaker 4: it's like the caption was, oh no, another gray card,
Speaker 4: which I thought was good, and I thought I.
Speaker 3: Was like, that's that's just a funny little joke. And
Speaker 3: Sarah didn't get it. And she didn't know that dogs
Speaker 3: seeing black and white really the spectrum of car She's
Speaker 3: such a dog person.
Speaker 4: She loves Toby so much. I was like, I just
Speaker 4: felt like everyone knew that. I thought that was just
Speaker 4: like a and how do we know that? And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's interesting.
Speaker 3: I don't know how we know. So scientists can tell
Speaker 3: from the test they could do, but it's yes, same
Speaker 3: as they can tell I could. I would find out
Speaker 3: an eagle could see from really far away because I
Speaker 3: come down to kill it.
Speaker 2: Believe it's got something to do with the cones in
Speaker 2: the back of your eye. Certain we know that certain
Speaker 2: shapes detect certain colors, and they lack those cones. So
Speaker 2: therefore you'd hypothesize that they see in black and white.
Speaker 2: But I think there's tests they can do as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I thought I just thought that was common knowledge.
Speaker 4: I was so surprised because she was looking at it.
Speaker 4: I don't get out, Well, I don't get that.
Speaker 2: Another thing is that when they look at TV something
Speaker 2: to do with their eyes. They can't process the images
Speaker 2: of the way we process it, so they don't see
Speaker 2: it as TV like we see it. They see it
Speaker 2: more like pictures.
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, low pictures.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think. So it's more like it's not like
Speaker 2: a fluid image for them.
Speaker 3: I wish. Do you know what would make a supit
Speaker 3: of Rich?
Speaker 4: I can google that if he had glasses and you
Speaker 4: put them on it with dog vision, dog vision, you
Speaker 4: could see how your dog sees.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so all this Zuckerberg, the metaglasses that why don't
Speaker 3: we have dog vision yet? That's what I want.
Speaker 2: I just google ken dogs watch TV. Yes, dogs can
Speaker 2: watch TV, but they don't see it the same way
Speaker 2: humans do because of their visual differences. Dogs usually look
Speaker 2: for movement and high frame rates and specific colors. Programs
Speaker 2: featuring other animals and nature scenes typically the most engaging,
Speaker 2: so they do. They can see it, but not the
Speaker 2: way we see it. Okay, interesting, all right, onto a
Speaker 2: bit of business. H Gender, who is a gold member
Speaker 2: in the Benolum Loyalty program, has posted a screenshop he
Speaker 2: has DMD Mingle directly.
Speaker 3: Nice and he has he asked if his loyalty card
Speaker 3: will get.
Speaker 2: Basically yeah, he said, ay Mingle. All of us Ben
Speaker 2: and LIAM supporters are big fans in brackets. As I'm
Speaker 2: sure you're already aware, I just had to ask are
Speaker 2: there any Mingle perks for loyal Ben and LIAM gold members.
Speaker 2: I've attached my gold card as proof. Please don't counterfeit
Speaker 2: it in brackets. As I know I can be downgraded
Speaker 2: to a lower tier.
Speaker 3: I will not just the lowest crumb tier.
Speaker 2: You know, if it's deemed that your card was involved
Speaker 2: in counterfeit, you'll be in the crumbzone.
Speaker 4: To see you go jender, because you know you're probably
Speaker 4: the closest to a platinum tear really of just people
Speaker 4: who do you know what I mean? As far as
Speaker 4: people have been over pure hours of the show and
Speaker 4: effort put into it.
Speaker 2: Ye, so yeah, just be careful there. Yeah, we know,
Speaker 2: and look, we know there's a lot of chat around
Speaker 2: the other tiers. There'll be more tears to come, we'll
Speaker 2: get released, guys. But at the moment, we just have bronze.
Speaker 4: And if you're listening at the moment, your gold. Like
Speaker 4: if you're basically, if you're listening right now, if you're
Speaker 4: in this zone, if you're in this zone of the
Speaker 4: pods and you're not just scanning looking for clues.
Speaker 3: For money, yeah, that would be the only caveat I
Speaker 3: would say. Yeah, And people say caveat K.
Speaker 2: I never heard K yet.
Speaker 4: Well, people say like, oh, there's only one K, Like
Speaker 4: I say, yeah, I don't know. People say it different.
Speaker 3: I think we used to work with the kiv Kiva. Yeah, basically, yeah,
Speaker 3: pretty sounds it loose from my area yep, Golden Growth. Yeah.
Speaker 2: When you say your area, I think you mean North
Speaker 2: Adelaide these days.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean I'm a North Adelaide guy
Speaker 4: these days. Which I think she does pilates there.
Speaker 3: It's weird, I know that.
Speaker 2: No, I think she works there, right, Yeah, Okay, I
Speaker 2: am a little bit lost because I've gotten so used
Speaker 2: to Bell and you know, Belle, you know, doesn't need
Speaker 2: to worry too much about her job being threatened because
Speaker 2: I've gotten so used now to Belle coming in with
Speaker 2: the business like she does, keep on top of like
Speaker 2: stuff to talk about. So now she's not here, I
Speaker 2: feel like we have a meeting in a few minutes.
Speaker 2: We do, yeah, and normally to my normally Bell's one
Speaker 2: wrapping us up for meetings, but we do. We are
Speaker 2: aware that there is a ten o'clock meeting and it's
Speaker 2: now nine fifty four, and I also want to make
Speaker 2: my lunch.
Speaker 3: Before the meeting, and I have a sore throat, so
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, we'll be a bit sloppier tomorrow. Actually, no,
Speaker 3: I have a thing tomorrow will be a bit sloppier
Speaker 3: on Friday. But yeah, let me just rest the tonsils
Speaker 3: and we'll be We'll be back bigger and better than ever.
Speaker 2: All right, enjoy goodbye, farewell, Sorry, change your microL halfway clay,
Speaker 2: Uh not a not a.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't say it's goodbye, but Stu's yeah. It is
Speaker 4: foreign foreign language.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, but yeah, nihow that's hello. Yeah, But I don't
Speaker 2: want to say bye because that seems too final.
Speaker 3: So true, so true,