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Speaker 1: It's a Christian Connal show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Showtime, How good is cold Pizza?

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Speaker 3: Or driving tank up to the front door?

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Speaker 4: Dilicious Christian no Connel show on Gold one four point three.

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Speaker 5: Come on, It's use day morning. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Patsy, Hey Christian, how are you? I'm good?

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Speaker 5: And Jack this week doesn't join Patsy and I in

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Speaker 5: the studio here in Richmond. He's he's actually broadcasting from

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Speaker 5: a new home getting over rhino plastic surgery.

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Speaker 3: The rhino plasty is the nose job I've had a

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Speaker 3: that's an aesthetic thing.

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Speaker 4: Sure, beauty, Sure, it's.

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Speaker 3: Actually called a septoplasty. Is where they go in and

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Speaker 3: grime this thisids of your septum off because the septum

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Speaker 3: is too deviated already.

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Speaker 5: I'm happy to say the a little bit too heavy

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Speaker 5: on the septum chap for today's show. Yesterday, I happened

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Speaker 5: to be listening to a Joe Rogan podcast at the moment,

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Speaker 5: the guy who's written a brilliant book about breathing. It's

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Speaker 5: called Breath by James Nesta, And in this this is

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Speaker 5: you're sill on the way back from the station, and

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Speaker 5: in it Jack I was startled to hear the fact

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Speaker 5: that seventy five percent of us have got a deviated septum.

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Speaker 5: We've got some on a some kind of congestion in

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Speaker 5: our nasal passages.

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Speaker 3: Well, that definitely makes me feel less special.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, sorry, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Probably means one of either of you two have it

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Speaker 3: as well.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're not the only one on the team that's

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Speaker 5: probably got a deviated septum. Now, while you're recovering this

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Speaker 5: week working from home there in the People's Republic of Fitzroy,

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Speaker 5: is it true that you're this new setup you've got

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Speaker 5: now that you've had to move out your house for

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Speaker 5: a couple of months. Are you a meter from the

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Speaker 5: bed where you're talking to us from so you could

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Speaker 5: touch touch the bed right now?

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Speaker 3: If I mean, I'd have to take one step to

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Speaker 3: touch the bed.

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Speaker 5: This is what your whole goal, life goal has been

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Speaker 5: moving towards two years of doing the Show's a gradually

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Speaker 5: build of broadcast from your bed. Now you're a meter

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Speaker 5: away from it. You've won, my friend, you've ground us down.

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Speaker 3: We're in the Yeah, it's like a loft situation.

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Speaker 4: It is you're in fits or are you in a laft?

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Speaker 3: Actually that's how I was sold on airbnbat in New

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Speaker 3: York style. Long.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, So where's missus Post sleeping? If you're like

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Speaker 2: broadcasting a meter away.

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Speaker 5: She's trying to sleep at the moment, you know, she's

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Speaker 5: got the eye mask on and he's there mumbling in

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Speaker 5: the corner.

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Speaker 3: She's awake. It's actually her birthday today as well.

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Speaker 5: Ah, happy birthday to missus Post.

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Speaker 3: And she doesn't even get asleep in on her birthday?

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Speaker 5: That is rough. Are you going to do presents after

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Speaker 5: the show?

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Speaker 3: No? We did it. It's all done. What all presents

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Speaker 3: all done?

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Speaker 5: If you're eight years of age, you're excited to do present? Chris,

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Speaker 5: stay half five? I mean even if I was getting

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Speaker 5: like a Porsche of Rolls Royce on birthday, I don't

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Speaker 5: want anyone waking me up at half five dangling keys.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, later, let me sleep.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what was the rule for you with Christmas? How's

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Speaker 3: was seven am? We had to wait? So my brother

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Speaker 3: and I, yeah, rocking back and forth in our beds

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Speaker 3: looking at the club waiting for seven am.

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Speaker 4: You're always feeling sick, aren't you, with the excitement?

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Speaker 5: So what do you did before the show? You're doing prezzies.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well I had to get it out of the way.

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Speaker 5: I mean, you are unbelievable. Yesterday you referred to yourself

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Speaker 5: as a vip out loud with no irony. Today to

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Speaker 5: create your wife's birthday getting it out of the way.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I don't apologize to me.

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Speaker 5: I'm not married to you. Okay, it's beank you. You need

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Speaker 5: to apologize to she's next to you in the bed

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Speaker 5: by the way, Well.

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Speaker 3: She can hear the whole show. The loft is just

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Speaker 3: one big room, so it doesn't matter where she is

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Speaker 5: There's no escape now. And are we allowed to ask?

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Speaker 5: What what did you get?

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Speaker 3: Well, this is another issue.

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Speaker 5: What have you done?

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Speaker 3: Do you want to hear it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Of course.

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Speaker 3: Months ago Bianca loved this necklace online.

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Speaker 5: Right, hang on, hang on, let's let's let's get a

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Speaker 5: song on. Okay, we'll come back to this. The sigh,

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Speaker 5: the situation I'm alway is cancel the rest of today's show.

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Speaker 5: Jack Post has got a situation in the loft The.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: All right, let's go back to Jack Post. It's in

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Speaker 5: the loft style and apartment in fitzroy It's your wife's

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Speaker 5: birthday today. The sys remind ourselves, it is a call

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Speaker 5: of us six in the morning. They've already done presents,

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Speaker 5: in Jack's words. To get that out of the way.

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Speaker 3: And let's go to the gift dilemma. So three months ago,

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Speaker 3: Bianca found online a necklace that she loved and adored,

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Speaker 3: and I said, well, this could make a great birthday

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Speaker 3: present for you, and she agreed. I ordered the necklace

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Speaker 3: and it came in a couple of weeks later. Then

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Speaker 3: she which I wanted to put away for today, would

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Speaker 3: have been a great gift to give her this morning.

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Speaker 3: But because she knew it was in the house, she

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Speaker 3: knew what it was. She begged and begged and said,

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Speaker 3: can I have it now? I know it's my present

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Speaker 3: for my birthday, but can I have it now? And

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Speaker 3: so I let up, and I and she got the

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Speaker 3: necklace early. And then last night there was no vibe. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: there was definitely a vibe in the house that gifts

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Speaker 3: were expected the next day, even though the gifts had

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Speaker 3: been opened already. The gift was opened many many weeks ago.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: See, now you've been duped into getting two gifts. Oh no, not.

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Speaker 2: Juped you've got to know she's still going to have

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Speaker 2: something today, jack flowers or breakfast in bed or.

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Speaker 5: Well you can do breakfast in bed. I mean you

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Speaker 5: know you can do he could do that. I mean

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Speaker 5: the bed's next to where they are right now.

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Speaker 3: You would hear if it's precticeing bed, you'd hear a chewing.

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Speaker 3: So I'm so close to the bed in here, No, Pats,

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Speaker 3: You're exactly right. She thought it out because the necklace

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Speaker 3: has essentially been forgotten about even she's wearing it. But

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Speaker 3: it's got no birthday points.

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Speaker 4: You shouldn't have given him.

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Speaker 5: Once you give in, you got you signed off that

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Speaker 5: you have to get now another present and you're just

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Speaker 5: another present, a significant gift as well.

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Speaker 4: Otherwise it looks measly.

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Speaker 3: All right, Well tell me if it's significant. I got

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Speaker 3: a candle and a book voucher.

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Speaker 5: So is this for a distant cousin? Candle, young man,

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Speaker 5: feels feels like a Chris that you don't know.

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Speaker 4: It was the night before Christmas, young boy, And in

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Speaker 4: my day we didn't have this electricity.

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Speaker 5: We had a candlelight.

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Speaker 4: I've got you an engine candle, and I know, young man,

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Speaker 5: To read a pug voucher. The voucher alone says, I

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Speaker 5: couldn't bother to go to bookshop or think of you.

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Speaker 4: You work it out yourself.

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Speaker 5: And here's a candle.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't browse the bookshop. I got there and they

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Speaker 3: can't browse because of lockdown.

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Speaker 5: Funny, that was not like an online book depository. You know,

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Speaker 5: there's book Topia, there's Amazon. If only any of these

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Speaker 5: books that we talk of, you could have a look

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Speaker 5: with candle light. Laptop, the only laptop in Fitzroy.

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Speaker 3: This is yesterday afternoon. I didn't have time to get

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Speaker 3: yesterday afternoon. Jack.

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Speaker 5: You've been off for two weeks, man, I know.

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Speaker 3: But only since that gifts were still.

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Speaker 5: Made nine Jack married several years now, Come on, the

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Speaker 5: gift has been given.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, the gift was taken.

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Speaker 5: That's it. The moment you handed to them and that

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Speaker 5: gift evaporates it like it never happened. It's the perfect

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Speaker 5: crime to a lady. No, you you're signing up for

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Speaker 5: two gifts. You do that, you're given then it's long

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Speaker 5: term misery. So what has she got today is it's

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Speaker 5: not just a book voucher, a candle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I got flowers with wild Patsy nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 4: This is underwhelming.

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Speaker 3: Oh and I made her coffee this morning?

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Speaker 2: What about breakfast? No, no, no, she did breakfast, made

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Speaker 2: your breakfast.

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Speaker 5: Seriously, you are something not even Trump does that to

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Speaker 5: that strange relationship he has with his wife.

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Speaker 4: Even he might go this is a bit tight.

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Speaker 5: If he gave a anchor a candle and a book voucher,

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Speaker 5: he might go on the World's Biggest a hole. But

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Speaker 5: even though I wouldn't do that.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much for tuning in. It's to Christian

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Speaker 5: O'Connell show. I have no plans from spliting up from

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Speaker 5: my wife. However, if my wife and I did break up,

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Speaker 5: it would be exactly like that. Johnny Depp and Amber

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Speaker 5: heard hearing, Wow, we don't both parties come across really.

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Speaker 4: Well and all that over the last couple of weeks.

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Speaker 5: What I mean, you know, everyone's sort of you know,

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Speaker 5: you see all these various people now wearing face masks

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Speaker 5: when they're going to court or they're doing stuff like

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Speaker 5: Trump the other day with his face mask on that

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Speaker 5: he could even put on right, was just over his mouth,

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Speaker 5: not his nose as well. I mean, you had one

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Speaker 5: job to do. How many advisors does Trump have another? Went?

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Speaker 4: Hang on, this is a big moment.

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Speaker 5: You and the mask. We've got to get this right.

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Speaker 5: It's going to go all over the world. He only

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Speaker 5: had it over it.

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Speaker 4: He didn't even manage to put it over his nose.

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Speaker 3: It's like everyone's afraid to correct him because he fires

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Speaker 3: people so easily. I wouldn't be the one to.

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Speaker 5: Tell him, but Johnny Depp in the face mask just

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Speaker 5: looks like Jack Sparrow to me out the front there,

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Speaker 5: it looks like he just that's not just something he

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Speaker 5: puts off for COVID, that's just something often just wanders

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Speaker 5: around the streets like modern day highwayman.

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Speaker 4: All right, then, we've.

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Speaker 5: Got some of your emails late Laser Party, your emails.

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Speaker 5: You can email the show about anything you on. No

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Speaker 5: topic has ever left completely dead Christian Show yesterday, and

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Speaker 5: I didn't have time to pull over an email you

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Speaker 5: got as you're talking about Jack's nose surgery. Why it's

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Speaker 5: called rhino plasti The word rhino is Greek for the nose.

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Speaker 5: I really did not know that learning every day on

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Speaker 5: the show.

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Speaker 3: I'm also stressed that I have not had rhino plasty.

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Speaker 3: People think I've gone in to get a nose job.

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Speaker 3: That's not what I should sure talking about, Queen Nudge Nudge.

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Speaker 5: The old show is a deviated septum. Okay, Yeah. The

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Speaker 5: word rhino is Greek for nose. Plasti is the Greek

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Speaker 5: word for the active process of forming, So rhino plasti

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Speaker 5: is nose forming. That's why it's called commonly known as

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Speaker 5: a nose job. And rhinoceros is the English or of

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Speaker 5: Cupola, Christian and Jack have a snack genius idea for you, Yep,

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Speaker 5: a We'll always look for your ingenious recipes that you make. Guys,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and also does a banana ever really? It never

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Speaker 3: I didn't mind the banana. We've already had banana and

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Speaker 5: Yes, anyway, Phil, thank you very much for your snack

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Speaker 4: Another one now about a nose job.

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Speaker 5: After Jack whinning last week to have a nose job,

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Speaker 3: What wait, I understand the tongue and the nose are

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Speaker 4: He figure out, ear, nose and throat, they're all connected. There.

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Speaker 5: You're going over something, you know. The guy goes, I

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Speaker 5: a country? What a country? All right? If you've got

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Speaker 6: Of vacuuming, in the name of.

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Speaker 5: Alright, it's time for that with a brand new song

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Speaker 5: of the dice in V eleven vacuum. That's the one

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Speaker 4: It's gonna test a couple with you. Jack and Pats

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Speaker 4: you ready, yep, yep?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 4: What song is this? Lady?

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Speaker 5: This morning?

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Speaker 4: Yard it baby? Yes, it is well done. Jack post.

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Speaker 5: Lens in seamlessly.

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Speaker 3: That's better like that.

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Speaker 5: That'shally nicer remixes.

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Speaker 4: Next of it production.

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Speaker 5: All right, waitches, what's this song? My favorite one? I want?

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Speaker 4: I want my vacuum to do this.

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Speaker 5: You know, just like you can have a personalized ring tone,

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Speaker 5: why can't you have a personalized vacuum tone that works

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Speaker 5: bad to the bone. Forget selling watches on the website.

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Speaker 5: If we so old vacuums that you can have rock

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Speaker 3: Maybe used to download when you had to download ring

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Speaker 3: tones for your phone. You go on the website where

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Speaker 3: you can download ringtones for your vacuum cleaner, and god.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's right. I'm going to write the idea down

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Speaker 4: they got me for, guys, these big ideas.

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Speaker 5: All right, here's today's song, though. This is for your

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Speaker 5: I'll be honest with you. This is tough. This is

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Speaker 5: a brand. What is the song? Nine four one four

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Speaker 5: or one oh four three? That's the number? What song

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Speaker 5: is this on the hoover? That is a scene from

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Speaker 5: a horror movie. You know, you wake up the kids

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Speaker 5: crying and then there's a like a glassy eyed doll

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Speaker 5: and all you hear is this hurts in my head.

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Speaker 3: It's like some kind of robot malfunctioning Star Wars.

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Speaker 8: Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast, Vacuuming in the name.

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Speaker 5: Of vacuuming, in the name of For the last time,

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Speaker 5: We've got a Dyson v eleven Absolute cordless vacuum fu

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Speaker 5: to win worth one thousand and two hundred dollars or

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Speaker 5: This is this morning showan song? What do you think

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Speaker 5: it is? I think this is impossible. I'll be honest.

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Speaker 5: I've got the right answer written down in front of me.

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Speaker 5: I don't hear it. It's probably not when you want

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Speaker 5: to hear for the christ Master. But we're taking your

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Speaker 5: guesses now. Craig, good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 9: How are you.

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Speaker 5: I'm good, buddy, and I hope you well this morning.

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Speaker 5: You will very well.

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Speaker 10: Yes, the song, I believe it could be off the

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Speaker 10: when a wet album by bon called bad Medicine.

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Speaker 4: It's not bad medicine, Oh god.

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Speaker 11: And I'm so confident I know feel.

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Speaker 5: Good, feel it. You were using that hoover in your mind.

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Speaker 5: You already won that vacuum. Craig, I'm sorry, buddy, it's

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Speaker 5: not that uh, but that's cooling him.

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Speaker 4: May have a good day.

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Speaker 9: Thanks jeeers, bye bye.

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Speaker 5: Uh. Not the same guy we spoke to a start

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Speaker 5: of that school. Very cool, very excitable man. Chris falling there, Chris.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Hey, good morning, how are you.

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Speaker 5: I'm good, Chris, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for tuning in.

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Speaker 5: And what do you think? What do you think the

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Speaker 5: song is?

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Speaker 6: I think it's the vinyls I touched my so.

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Speaker 5: There can be any song, but it's not Chris, it's

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Speaker 4: Good day mate.

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Speaker 5: Donna, Hi, how are you going?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Good Donna. I hope you're well this morning. What do

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Speaker 5: you think the song is?

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Speaker 10: I think it's Wham wake me up before you go go.

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Speaker 5: Wake me up before you go go? What makes you

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Speaker 5: think that?

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Speaker 9: I don't know.

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Speaker 10: I just kept playing it back in my head and

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Speaker 10: that's what Chune came to my mind.

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Speaker 7: And I'm an old WAM paying.

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Speaker 10: From back in the eighties.

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Speaker 11: So well done.

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Speaker 5: I don't know how you got that, Donna, genius. There

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Speaker 5: are WAM fans and there are WAM fans who're going

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Speaker 5: to hear it on a vacuum. Tony, you really deserve

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Speaker 5: the prize. The the Dyson V eleven is yours.

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Speaker 12: Oh my god, thank you so much.

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Speaker 13: Christian.

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Speaker 10: That's awesome.

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Speaker 4: Servius.

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Speaker 5: You know you're also I don't know how from the

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Speaker 5: here waiting up before you go go, Donna, So I

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Speaker 5: hear it?

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Speaker 9: Do you?

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Speaker 4: I do not hear that at all? This fris Fields

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Speaker 4: has been cobbled together. We've got to do ring tones

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Speaker 4: for vacuums.

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Speaker 5: It's the way forward, team, all right, Donna, have a

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Speaker 5: good day. Well done.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, so.

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Speaker 5: Jack Post recovers from his septo plasty official statement.

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Speaker 3: Plasty and a tongue cobblation was the official name for

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Speaker 5: Sounds like a folk band to me, tongue comblation or

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Speaker 5: is he a blue singer? Ah? You know, I still

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Speaker 5: love I still love old tongue complation, his early.

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Speaker 4: Stuff, mind you.

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Speaker 5: I don't like the later earms he sold out to

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Speaker 5: the man then, but the early days of tongue comblation,

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Speaker 5: Oh tonguey. I still love that blue singer. And what

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Speaker 5: are you eating? Still to try? And because obviously if

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Speaker 5: it's agony for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is all soft foods, Christian.

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Speaker 5: Mashing them up, a little bit of pure that baby

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Speaker 3: I tell you what I have not I'm going to

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Speaker 3: continue to eat jelly after this. I haven't had jelly

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Speaker 3: since I was a little kid, and the doctor actually

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Speaker 5: Well, listen, no man has ever pushed away a full plate,

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Speaker 5: a full bowl of jelly gone. I can't do it.

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Speaker 5: I can't let it fill up. That strawberry jelly has

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Speaker 5: filled me up after a full day's work.

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Speaker 3: I wentn't stop that. Yesterday I got all all the

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Speaker 5: Didn't like the other guy stopped piling the only adults

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Speaker 5: stop builing right now. Stop bulding jelly, not for charb

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Speaker 5: but for his thirty two year old bodies. You all

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Speaker 5: the flavors, all the single ladies, all the flavors.

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Speaker 3: The guy in front of me as I was checking

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Speaker 3: many almond milks and that he's stop bombing.

443
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 5: Only in Fitzroy we could do a whole feature once

444
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 5: a week called only in Fitzroy You're told off for

445
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 5: stop pinting oat milk, almond milk. I must be I

446
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 5: am lactose intolerant.

447
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 3: But I got through with all my jellies.

448
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 5: And you're just living your best life.

449
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,120
Speaker 3: I haven't. Now I've started having it twice a day.

450
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 3: The problem with jelly is it takes four hours to settle.

451
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,679
Speaker 3: So even if you have a hankering for jelly, you

452
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,879
Speaker 3: have to prepare earlier because many times I've thought, I

453
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,920
Speaker 3: feel like jelly now, but then you've got to boil

454
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 3: the kettle, mix it up, keep it in the fridge

455
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,720
Speaker 3: for four hours.

456
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 5: How many of us have got a story of heartbreak

457
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 5: where you feel like jelly? It's not there. You open

458
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Speaker 5: that fridge, that bowl hasn't set crime a river, and.

459
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Speaker 2: You've got to get the right consistency, haven't you jack

460
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Speaker 2: yet properly?

461
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 3: Yep, don't go against the measurements. And you're going to

462
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 3: make sure you stir properly or else it gets a

463
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,480
Speaker 3: bit silty at the bottom.

464
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 5: So we just tuned into a kid's TV show, It's

465
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Speaker 5: bluey On in a minute.

466
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Speaker 3: What I'm saying, and this is a public service announcement

467
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 3: for anybody who just enjoys a tree is I'm even

468
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 3: after I'm better and recovered and my throat's feeling fine.

469
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 3: I will continue to eat Shelley as a snack.

470
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 5: That's going on.

471
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 4: The next show.

472
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 5: Mug. You've actually said into a microphone you're going to

473
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 5: continue to eat like it's a threat to us or

474
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 5: like something. Proud of motivation Tuesday. Put it up on

475
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Speaker 5: your Facebook page. Everybody ain't going to continue to eat jelly?

476
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 5: But did I die?

477
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 2: It is good thy Jack, isn't it. I often make

478
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:50,880
Speaker 2: it for always?

479
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, she's nine years of age. The man's

480
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 5: thirty two Pats, Pats.

481
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Speaker 3: Do you have some when you make a fordering?

482
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 5: Oh?

483
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I've sort of grown out of it.

484
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, we have another box spoiler alert. The

485
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,919
Speaker 5: world has grown out of Jelly.

486
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,959
Speaker 1: Christian o'consho podcast.

487
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 5: Jackpost has actually said that he intends to carry on

488
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Speaker 5: enjoying jelly on a regular basis after he gets a

489
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 5: resurgery that he's had for a deviated septum. So on

490
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 5: another morning, the first ever possible new feature, Jackpost versus

491
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 5: the world any of any of the grown ups that

492
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,640
Speaker 5: are enjoying Jelly on a regular basis, Jack, I thought

493
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 5: I'd have just dug this out off YouTube for you.

494
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 5: Is it arapane jelly you're enjoying as well? Do you

495
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 5: hear an adults voice on this?

496
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:47,919
Speaker 3: Well? The person thinking this would probably be a.

497
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 4: Just try and track them down.

498
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 5: By the quality in this audio. Then we've got off

499
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Speaker 5: a grammar phone.

500
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to lines. You're not alone, Jack, Deborah,

501
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 4: good morning.

502
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 6: Good morning, Christian. How are you.

503
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:10,880
Speaker 4: I'm good so jelly.

504
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 10: Yes, jelly Christian.

505
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,360
Speaker 12: I'm almost fifty and I make it weekly.

506
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 10: Get on board the jelly train.

507
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 4: What a train to jump on board as well? The

508
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 4: jelly train? And what's your flavor? Do you go through?

509
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 4: Various ones?

510
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,640
Speaker 7: I have, but I stick to the traditional strawberry.

511
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the only one I remember growing strawberry jelly

512
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 5: and ice cream. That was always a great day as

513
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 5: a kid. That was all you needed, wasn't it.

514
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 10: That's it, that's it still going.

515
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, you're on the jelly train. Deborah, Thank

516
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 5: you very much and cool, very funny.

517
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 4: Have a good day mate, you too. Bye bye. Brett,

518
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 4: good morning, good morning, good Morning's playing it cool? Cool hand?

519
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 5: Luke's chomping on some jelly right now, Brett, Jelly Yes,

520
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 5: or no.

521
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 4: As an adult.

522
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,159
Speaker 11: Yes, I'm thirty nine and my partners makes it in

523
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 11: a little plastic cups like at a kid's party's bread.

524
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 6: It's a logical snack.

525
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 11: Put a little bit of fruit in there, and Bob's

526
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 11: your uncle.

527
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 3: Because I've just got the whole thing in one bowl

528
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 3: at the moment, and I pretty much end up eating

529
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,719
Speaker 3: all in one sitting, and then it's so tough. I

530
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 3: have to portion it out like you're.

531
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Speaker 11: Doing free Make it so when you've got that little

532
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 11: craving in the afternoon, you don't have to work four hours.

533
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, start four hours to day for a snack.

534
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 9: No one cares for that.

535
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 5: No one. Bratt wise words, my friend, wise words. Bratt,

536
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 5: thank you very much, and good mate, have a good day.

537
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 4: You enjoy that jelly, Thank you, Bobby, and good.

538
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 9: Morning, Good morning, Christian.

539
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,640
Speaker 4: How are you good? Jenny Lover?

540
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 10: Absolutely not on.

541
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Speaker 13: The same age as you. I'm nearly forty seven and

542
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 13: I still love jelly and I still eat it a

543
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 13: couple of times a week. And lucky for me, I

544
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 13: wear in the hospital and we saved jelly at the hospital,

545
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 13: so patients that don't eat it, then we.

546
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 5: Can no way, no come on. You're not telling me

547
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 5: if a patient doesn't want it or they're snoozing in

548
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 5: the bed, that you're creeping around on your hands and

549
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 5: noise eating their jelly.

550
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 13: Because where I work as a lot of very ill

551
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 13: patients Paladie Care, So sometimes patients aren't always hungry hungry,

552
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 13: and it's the food.

553
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,560
Speaker 4: Do you check twice or just ask once?

554
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 5: Do you.

555
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 13: If it doesn't, food doesn't get eaten to gets thrown out.

556
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 13: So of course it was a bonus sometimes to get

557
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 13: a bit of extra sometimes.

558
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it was the hospital jelly that got me

559
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 3: back into jelly they gave me.

560
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 5: When I say this about hospitals, often they're a gateway,

561
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 5: aren't they to jelly abuse? What starts out as a

562
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 5: hospital thing then becomes a daily habit.

563
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 13: Say no to jelly now because I was like a

564
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 13: previous I call on my strawberries was probably my favorite too, so.

565
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 4: Awesome, just got the simmy.

566
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 5: Sometimes you see doctors and nurses out the side of

567
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 5: the hospital having cigarettes and stuff like that, trying to

568
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 5: get to the day. Now I just see you in

569
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 5: the back of a bin just shoveling jelly in your mouth. Definitely,

570
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 5: Now I know why you love wearing the masks. You've

571
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 5: got a load of jelly in there. It's like a

572
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 5: little pouch and lovely cole. Okay, you have a great day.

573
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 4: Take care you two.

574
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 7: Thanks Christians by Christians Christian.

575
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:33,679
Speaker 5: O'Connell Show podcast, Good morning to Emma. Mariner wants to

576
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 5: send jack post get well wishers. He's doing all right.

577
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 5: Thank's working from home. He's a meter from his bed.

578
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 5: He says goodbye us to five to nine. At eight

579
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 5: fifty seven, he's back in his bed. Christian, I'm a

580
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 5: proud jelly eater at the age of twenty five. Let

581
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 5: Jackie boy know that Woolworths sell Preset jelly cups in

582
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 5: the recommended raspberry flavor. Also, don't say no to a

583
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 5: good bowl of ice cream with chocolate ice magic as

584
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 5: sauce and hundreds and thousands that's on my era.

585
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 3: I haven't had ice magic for since I was a kid.

586
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 3: That topping that went hard.

587
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,959
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I was about to say I might

588
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 5: get some of the way home, but we're only meant

589
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 5: to be going out for essential you know, be pulled

590
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 5: over by the police. Where you going, guys, I don't

591
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 5: know when was the last time you had Chocolate Ice Magic.

592
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 5: Do you want me to get your someboys? You're working

593
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 5: so hard.

594
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 4: At the moment.

595
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 5: All right, time for three Chopic Tuesday on the show

596
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 5: that is radio's equivalent of Chocolate Ice Magic.

597
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 4: Are you a lookalike? Are you a lookerlike? Last week?

598
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 5: What a fun thing to do on a break? Who

599
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 5: wants to be overseas on a holiday? I was at

600
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 5: Specsavers getting some new classes. I'm a very interesting man

601
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 5: to the family. Turns out I've raised him at kids

602
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 5: that can't read without glasses as well. We're all getting

603
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 5: new bins, the whole family. They're walking out with their

604
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 5: new glasses. Oh can I try yours on? Glasses?

605
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 4: People do that?

606
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: Oh?

607
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 4: Can I try them on?

608
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 5: Anyway? Chatting to Maria expects Savers Southrond last week she

609
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 5: was telling me, she goes, oh, my brother, you might

610
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 5: find it interesting. My brother looks exactly like Dan Andrews.

611
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 5: I went, all right, She said, it's a nightmare. Get this,

612
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 5: she said, he's walking obviously at the moment is what

613
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,959
Speaker 5: every day she I mean?

614
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 4: She said, he is the spitting image of Dan Andrews.

615
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 5: So much so every day Castle wind down windows to

616
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 5: have a word with what they think is direct one

617
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 5: to one Dan Andrews. It's Maria's brother who works at

618
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 5: oz Post. So he does every day works at oz Post,

619
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 5: and every day they go in, some people say to them,

620
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 5: all on you Dan Andrews, and they obviously go, oh,

621
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 5: I get.

622
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 4: This every day. Now I'm not Dan Andrews.

623
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 5: And then they go, are you sure like Dan Andrews

624
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 5: working undercover? That's why his wife's sending pictures how high

625
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 5: he's working. He's working for oz Post and he's trying

626
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 5: to keep us safe right now from COVID.

627
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 4: So are you a looker?

628
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 5: Likely? Do we have another Dan Andrews out there? Anybody

629
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 5: else who is a spitting image? A real double take

630
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 5: for someone famous? Nine four one four one O four

631
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 5: three look out for the fake Dan Andrews. Which one

632
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 5: was the real one?

633
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 4: Fro we know?

634
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 5: What a great way for Dan Andrews to have a

635
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 5: couple of days off. People might be listening to this

636
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 5: right now. I'm gonna call Maria at Specsavers. She's up

637
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 5: on level two at Southland. There I get the most

638
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 5: details of Armstown. Angel I am are lookingike you? Within't

639
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 5: you a couple of days having jelly and ice cream

640
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 5: with chocolate ice magic, Dan, that's what you need at

641
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 5: the moment, all right. What's the worst car you owned?

642
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 5: Not the first car you owned? The worst car you own?

643
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,520
Speaker 5: I remember the second car, and was this heap you

644
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 5: could barely even call it a car, And it was

645
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 5: called a Ford Fiesta. It's basically a tiny box on wheels,

646
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 5: and it leaked oil permanently. Right, And so I remember

647
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 5: I used to have this drive around with a canister

648
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 5: of oil and routinely just pulled the car over, top

649
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 5: it back up with oil, carry on my drive. I

650
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 5: remember going for a date once and I had to

651
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 5: pull the car over so I could top up the oil.

652
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 4: And I was going to pop the.

653
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 5: Hood, madam, so I could underneath the bonnet and top

654
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 5: it up with oil. What is the worst car you owned?

655
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 5: And the the other one? Today on three Tuesday said

656
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 5: so far are you a lookalike? Worst car you ever owned?

657
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 5: What was the worst car you've owned? And my pet

658
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 5: is tougher than your pet. Last week I was watching

659
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 5: the A Great Cameron Crow jad Apatow Pearl Jam documentary

660
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 5: PJ twenty, and I've watched it.

661
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 4: A couple times before, but with buying a sold vine

662
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 4: I was getting.

663
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Speaker 5: I got some old Pearl Jam last week and I

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Speaker 5: was listening to it, and so I watched the documentary again,

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Speaker 5: Love Pearl Jam. The documentary is Brilliance called PJ twenty. Anyway,

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Speaker 5: it's a loud documentary. They're allowed post grunge Seattle rock band.

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Speaker 4: Okay, my TV. When I'm watching him.

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Speaker 5: Right, it's above a fireplace where there's a mantlepiece or

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Speaker 5: a ledge under the TV. Noisy TV. I've got up

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Speaker 5: really loud. It's just me and the house. The cat

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Speaker 5: Larry jumps up under the TV. Okay, goes to sleep

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Speaker 5: for the entire two hour documentary while there's a noisy

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Speaker 5: Pearl Jam documentary above about inches above. His cat head

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Speaker 5: sleeps like he hasn't slept in years, like he's just

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Speaker 5: come out of captivity and he's having his first I'm

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Speaker 5: in awe of like how you can sleep with like

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Speaker 5: jer a miss Barker. So I want to know, I reckon,

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Speaker 5: I've got a tough pet, Larry, the cat is tough,

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Speaker 5: hiss nails.

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Speaker 4: Do you have a pet that's also tough as well?

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Speaker 4: My pet is tougher than your pet.

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Speaker 5: Okay? Those are the three topics today? Are you a

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Speaker 5: looker likely? What's the worst car you ever owned? And

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Speaker 5: my pet is tougher than your pair?

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, we.

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Speaker 5: Just kicked off this week's three topic Tuesday. We run

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Speaker 5: three phone ins at the same time this morning. Then

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Speaker 5: we want to speak to you. If you're a lookerike,

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Speaker 5: you do you look exactly like someone famous? There was

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Speaker 5: someone out there who is the spinning image of Dan

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Speaker 5: Andrews every day, people on the street saying what he's

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Speaker 5: doing wrong, what he should be doing, winding down windows

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Speaker 5: in cars, yelling out to him every single day. What's

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Speaker 5: the worst car you ever owned? My pet is tougher

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Speaker 5: than your pet. On the subject of worst cars, christ

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Speaker 5: and I had one in the seventies. It was this

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Speaker 5: heap of a holden. I had to carry a wheel

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Speaker 5: nut wrench with me as it loosened its own wheel

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Speaker 5: nuts as we drove.

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Speaker 4: How is that possible?

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Speaker 5: Some David Jennifer used to have her first car, worst

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Speaker 5: car chiv own was a Subaru Hatchback. Every time I

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Speaker 5: turned a corner, the headlights turned on, so I'd have

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Speaker 5: to smack the dashboard later on to turn them off.

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Speaker 5: It's amazing. What Christian, I want a car in a

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Speaker 5: New Zealand radio show competition. I thought I'd want to

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Speaker 5: fear Uno, but it wasn't. It was a Ugo, which

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Speaker 5: were one of the made in Yugosavi one of the

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Speaker 5: worst cars in the world. However, it was a heap

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Speaker 5: of a car. When I went to the radio station

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Speaker 5: news In to pick it up, it didn't start. Brenda.

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Speaker 5: That's great, Christian I and appalling base colored. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 5: not just the actual car that was bad. It was

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Speaker 5: the colors that we used to have to choose some

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Speaker 5: as well.

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Speaker 4: Baige.

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Speaker 5: You don't get a lot of Bege cars anymore now,

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Speaker 5: do you? Beage colored Persio two I five that cut

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Speaker 5: out when you approached a roundabout or junction. It's not dangerous,

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Speaker 5: is it in any way? I used to have to

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Speaker 5: turn it off and then turn it on again to

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Speaker 5: keep it going. One day the engine blew up and

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Speaker 5: they had to off three lanes on a freeway to

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Speaker 5: sort me out.

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Speaker 4: It was so embarrassing.

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Speaker 5: Christian I used to have a VW Beetle nineteen sixty

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Speaker 5: six VW Beetle. They're great cars. Had an eight vault

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Speaker 5: battery in winter. I always had to park on a

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Speaker 5: hill and roll start in second gear running along it,

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Speaker 5: and then jump in every morning to get it going.

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Speaker 5: One day it blew up three k's outside of Bendigo.

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Speaker 5: I hated that car. Jack, you got still about worst

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Speaker 5: car you owned?

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Speaker 3: Mine was called a Toyota Corona coroller a Corona nineteen

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Speaker 3: eighty five. It was beige as well, and the lock

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Speaker 3: was busted on the driver's side door, so I had

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Speaker 3: to come and go from the passenger side and climb

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Speaker 3: over the senecon give arms and legs.

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Speaker 4: Jack, all right, let's go to Lynes.

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Speaker 5: Alex. Good morning, Alex.

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Speaker 14: Hello, Oh, good morning Kai.

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Speaker 4: Hell that's right, Alex. Worst car you ever owned? What

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Speaker 4: was it?

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Speaker 14: My sister owned a nineteen eighties for Meteor which didn't

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Speaker 14: have a first gear, so for basically her whole university

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Speaker 14: career she needed someone to push her to get her

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Speaker 14: going to get to UNI, and then further she had

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Speaker 14: it in a mechanic once and they told her afterwards

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Speaker 14: that she had an orange juice bottle as her overflow

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Speaker 14: water overflow bottle.

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Speaker 4: There's no way to be illegal now to sell someone

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Speaker 4: a car that had no first gear, No.

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Speaker 14: Hundred dollars for it. That was it.

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Speaker 5: They would go, it's too uge, bunks and there's no

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Speaker 5: first gear. Cool, Okay, when you want the money, Alex.

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Speaker 4: That's a great story. Thank you very much, mate. Have

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Speaker 4: a good day, Thank you, Josh.

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Speaker 5: Good morning. Hello, Hello, Josh, there you go. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 5: good Josh. And what's the worst car you've owned? Mate?

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Speaker 11: I owned a nineteen ninety two forward Laser gl Wagon

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Speaker 11: get in power stearing included, and it's be caught on

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Speaker 11: file when I was on the Gladesville Bridge, you know.

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Speaker 5: Years ago, just burst into flames. It well, the issue was.

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Speaker 11: The accelerator cable got freed, so it kept accelerating even

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Speaker 11: after you took your foot off the cat.

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Speaker 4: This is where they got the idea for Mad Max.

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Speaker 4: It was, Josh terrifying.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it's crazy. So we tried to get off the

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Speaker 11: bridge and I had my my foot on the brake

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Speaker 11: and my hand on the handbrakes and I was just

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Speaker 11: fighting this thing for dear life.

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Speaker 4: Fast, furious.

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Speaker 11: So we get out of the car. The guy goes,

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Speaker 11: just the guy on the phone, like take the key

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Speaker 11: out of the ignition and will slow the car down.

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Speaker 11: You're be able to get to a stop.

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Speaker 5: So we do that.

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Speaker 3: He's on the phone. You're on the phone to the

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Speaker 3: We had the.

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Speaker 11: Police police on one phone and the NRMA engineer on

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Speaker 11: the other.

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Speaker 4: Phane, this is like speed, but in your car you

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Speaker 4: can't get it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, amazing.

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Speaker 11: So we get out of the car and we're running

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Speaker 11: down the hill and the cars wait wait wait.

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Speaker 3: Wait had so how fast is it going at the stage?

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Speaker 11: Oh, we know we'd got off the bridge at this

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Speaker 11: point because after we took the tea out we could

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Speaker 11: roll to a stop. So we outside someone's house.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and so what you get out with the car

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Speaker 4: keys going towards someone's house.

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Speaker 11: I got the keys of my hand, Christian, and I'm

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Speaker 11: like running away from this car because I'm like, I

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Speaker 11: don't know what's going on at this point, and I

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Speaker 11: just remembered the car engine was still on, and I

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Speaker 11: was looking at the keys in my hands, and I

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Speaker 11: could hear the car still on, and.

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Speaker 9: I just thought, this is it, you know, and.

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Speaker 4: This is how it ends, this is how it goes down.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, and then the whole thing just caught like smoke

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Speaker 11: just started coming out of the front and so we

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Speaker 11: had to get the car.

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Speaker 5: I did not want to be taken a lie.

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Speaker 1: Christian o'connall Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. When we're

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Speaker 5: way through three to bit Tuesday where we run three

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Speaker 5: phone ins at the same time. Today we're talking about

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Speaker 5: are you a lookalike?

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Speaker 11: You?

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Speaker 5: Do you look like someone famous? I mean not a

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Speaker 5: bit like, but exactly like where people say to you,

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Speaker 5: are you so?

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Speaker 7: And so?

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Speaker 5: This is the case for guy works for oss Post,

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Speaker 5: who is a doppelganger for Man a moment, Dan Andrews,

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Speaker 5: what is the worst car you owned? I can't get

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Speaker 5: enough of these worst car stories. We just had a

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Speaker 5: great one before the Edge got news from Josh some

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Speaker 5: more that coming in Christian. Mine was the worst car

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Speaker 5: I owned? Was the blue one point two liter Reno Cleo.

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Speaker 5: It was the Cleopatra, clever, knackered bearings, windscreens scratched to hell,

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Speaker 5: horrible scratch marks down the left side from a previous

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Speaker 5: owner cutting a corner, and a car part. Massive sub

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Speaker 5: were fors shook the car apart in the end, a

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Speaker 5: fitting death. I also in a Persia two I five

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Speaker 5: Marmasa Persia two of five GT. The bonnet flew up

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Speaker 5: one day the clutch cable broken. Another day, the exhaust

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Speaker 5: fell off halfway up a steep hill. Christian, and I

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Speaker 5: had this awful car Dad's. My dad got it in

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Speaker 5: exchange for some turf for his mate's garden. You can't

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Speaker 5: get a car and exchange some turf for your mate's garden.

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Speaker 5: That guys, you can't give that then to your daughter

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Speaker 5: as well. So I hear about that, Holly. It was

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Speaker 5: a beast of a motor. The back seat wasn't fixed.

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Speaker 5: What do you mean the back seat wasn't fixed, so

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Speaker 5: if you applied the brakes, everyone slid forward. Beast of

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Speaker 5: a motor, Christian had. I had a awful Citron in

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Speaker 5: the nineties that maybe feel sick with the air suspension

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Speaker 5: going up and down every time you stopped. I changed

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Speaker 5: jobs just to get a different car.

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Speaker 4: Christian.

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Speaker 5: Mine was a Ford Fiesta four gear manual choke, and

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Speaker 5: the speedometer would go all the way round even though

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Speaker 5: you weren't going that speed, and just eventually just would

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Speaker 5: reset itself and start going again, so you had to

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Speaker 5: guess what speed you were going at. I love this one, Christian.

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Speaker 5: There was something wrong with my Mitsubishi Sigma with the

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Speaker 5: steering wheel. Every time I went around a roundabout, I

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Speaker 5: had to stop and do a three point turn.

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Speaker 2: Roundabout.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, let's go to the lines.

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Speaker 5: Sue. Good morning, good morning, Good morning, Sue.

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Speaker 4: Okay, worst car you've owned.

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Speaker 7: It was a little nineteen seventies red Corolla and had

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Speaker 7: a number of things wrong with it. A squash ball

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Speaker 7: holding up the seat so I wouldn't flip back when

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Speaker 7: you're in the passenger seat. But the worst thing that

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Speaker 7: happened to me was I was in traffic driving home

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Speaker 7: from work one day and the gear stick literally came

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Speaker 7: off in my hand in traffic. Thank god, I was

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Speaker 7: in first gear. I was on a hill and I

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Speaker 7: was able to trickle down into a car park and

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Speaker 7: call for help. When we finally got rid of the car,

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Speaker 7: we drove it to the dealership as a trade in.

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Speaker 7: We got out of the car and the car died

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Speaker 7: like literally wouldn't start, didn't do anything time, And I

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Speaker 7: said to my husband, what do we do? He said,

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Speaker 7: we get in the new car and.

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Speaker 4: We drive absolutely right. Advice as well, that's amazing.

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Speaker 7: The worst part was we didn't get enough even on

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Speaker 7: the trade in to get a radio for the new car.

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Speaker 5: It's not even a full tank of field. That's incredible.

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Speaker 5: The gear stick coming off on the hand, that's great, Sue.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much. Cool, thanks and cording having.

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Speaker 7: Good thanks, love the show.

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Speaker 4: Bye, thank you, Amanda.

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Speaker 9: Good morning morning Christian.

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Speaker 4: Amanda, welcome to the show. And worst car you have owned?

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Speaker 4: What was it?

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Speaker 10: It was a late eighties Ford Laser, one of those

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00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 10: little bubble one and I accidentally found out that I

883
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,360
Speaker 10: could open the car with any.

884
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 4: Key, or literally just at the house key. We do

885
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 4: the front door and the car door.

886
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 10: Yep, anybody's any key. Like I'd be walking down the

887
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 10: street and think, oh brother, I've locked my keys in

888
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,919
Speaker 10: the car. Excuse me, sir, Could I please borrow your keys?

889
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 10: Any yep, any key, no way, ignition.

890
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 5: This is the second mention of the humble Ford Laser

891
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Speaker 5: as well. We're getting quite a few about this, Amanda.

892
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Speaker 5: Thank you very much, you cool. Thank you, buys Anton Todnight.

893
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 5: One of the other topics we're doing this morning then

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Speaker 5: is do you look like someone famous? Anton? Good morning?

895
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 4: Who do you look like?

896
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 9: Good morning? I look like Benedictumabat. So like when I'm

897
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 9: walking down the street, people take a double look and

898
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 9: they're like, are you And I'm like, no, no, I'm not.

899
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 9: But I'm also a filling teacher two days a week.

900
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 9: So I'll walk into the room and the kids freak out.

901
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 9: They're like, it's got the stray. Yeah, and the kids

902
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 9: will not not at me tack call, they go doctor,

903
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 9: and I'm like, gentlemen, he's.

904
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Speaker 5: On a he's on a special mission right now. That's

905
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 5: why he's only here two days a week.

906
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 3: Shocked to this fan base, been a the coma bat

907
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 3: has got Justin Bieber esque fans.

908
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 9: It's crazy. He's got something like a million cumber bitches

909
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 9: on Facebook.

910
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, online he is huge. Yeah, he's a He's a.

911
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 4: Huge following Benedict cumber batchesn't he?

912
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 5: Yeah?

913
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 9: I always totly look like an alien, so I don't

914
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Speaker 9: see why.

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00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 3: But hey, don't you yourself.

916
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 5: You're not really dissing him, Antony, You're having to go

917
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 5: at yourself. You need to sell a very unique looking

918
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 5: guy rather than an alien.

919
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:31,879
Speaker 9: If I make any comment, I'll just make that hand

920
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Speaker 9: signal and go back in time and change my past.

921
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Speaker 4: Chris, what a great thing to have an undoing life.

922
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 4: I wish we could all do that.

923
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast, you.

924
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Speaker 5: Like someone famous, I didn't know. We get a Benedict

925
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Speaker 5: Cumberbutch on the line from Anton, worst Kylie you've owned,

926
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 5: and my pet is tougher than your pet. An hour

927
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Speaker 5: ago we were taking calls. Jack was telling us about

928
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Speaker 5: while he's getting over his deviated septum surgery on his nose,

929
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 5: he's he's having jelly so easy to go down, and

930
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:05,240
Speaker 5: after that poster recovery, he tends to still enjoy jelly regularly.

931
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Speaker 5: And I was wondering if there are any other adults

932
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Speaker 5: or it was just mister aeroplane himself, thirty two year

933
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Speaker 5: old man boy Jack Post.

934
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Speaker 4: Turns out there's loads of you that enjoy jelly. Christian.

935
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Speaker 5: My name is Philip. I'm sixty three. I have jelly

936
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Speaker 5: in my lunch bag every day.

937
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Speaker 3: That's what I aim for every day. I mean every

938
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Speaker 3: couple of days at the moment, but every day would

939
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Speaker 3: be a trait life goals.

940
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Speaker 5: Christian, my sixty three year old husband and an eight

941
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Speaker 5: year old grandson both will crack the wobbles if there's

942
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Speaker 5: no jelly in the fridge. Charlie, thank you very much

943
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 5: for your texts. Right, let's take some calls good morning.

944
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Speaker 12: Carly, morning creating.

945
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 4: I'm good Carly. So you had you had a day?

946
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:47,879
Speaker 3: Wu?

947
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,240
Speaker 12: Yes, I had a day, Lanos. I was driving after

948
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 12: it even.

949
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 4: Sounds like a horrible card. Is it the day? Wu lineos?

950
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Speaker 5: Yes?

951
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Speaker 12: Yes, And it was actually will drive along and there

952
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 12: was a what I thought was a stone in my car,

953
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 12: so my husband told me to pull over, and as

954
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 12: I was pulling over, the wheel fell off the driver's

955
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 12: side and it went past us and went into the darkness,

956
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 12: and my husband was gone for ages looking for the wheel.

957
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:24,280
Speaker 12: It actually went over full lanes of traffic.

958
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 3: What so nice that you were pulling over though I

959
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 3: know we were luckily that we.

960
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 12: Slowed down and I had no break, no hand works,

961
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 12: handbrake or anything. And my husband's telling me to slow down,

962
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 12: and I'm like, I can't.

963
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 5: I've got no.

964
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 12: Break or anything.

965
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,919
Speaker 5: It's terrifying the fact that the darkness took not only

966
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 5: your will but your husband as.

967
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:49,479
Speaker 4: Well, gobbled them both up. Have you seen either again?

968
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 4: There were or your husband has just still out there now?

969
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 12: No, no, no, he's back now and we've actually changed cars.

970
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 9: We saw after that.

971
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 5: Made that Carlie all right, Carli, thank you very much

972
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 5: in cool nor Yah, Timothy, Yeah, Timmy, Timmy, welcome to

973
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 5: a show and you look like someone famous?

974
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 4: Who is it?

975
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 5: Yeah?

976
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 7: Torman giants fan on Game of Thrones.

977
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 4: Wow, obviously a lot of US Game of Thrones fans

978
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 4: out there. Do you get this quite a bit?

979
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 5: Then?

980
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 4: Have you got the big bed?

981
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:21,879
Speaker 3: Yeah?

982
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 7: I actually do have big scruffy bed just like it.

983
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 7: It's identical, it's red, it's got a little.

984
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 6: Tinge of brown in it.

985
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:28,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, beautiful.

986
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 3: I love it.

987
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 7: I go to conventions just in regular clothes and people

988
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 7: still pull me up and they're like, you're Thomic dins

989
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 7: Pine right, And I'm like, um, sure.

990
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 4: But you know what you should do.

991
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 5: You should take a little like a little table just

992
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 5: changing twenty bucks for signing those US Game of Thrones fans.

993
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 4: Those nerds people make a fortune at those conventions.

994
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:51,439
Speaker 9: Yeah.

995
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 5: Yeah.

996
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 7: So what I've done is I've actually said around and

997
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 7: made a costume of Torm and giants pain.

998
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 6: And I'm gonna be going as soon as.

999
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 7: Over and convention start running again, I'm going to be

1000
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,280
Speaker 7: going ads on the giant bang to convention.

1001
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,479
Speaker 5: What if he's there one day and there's a TV

1002
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 5: you need to have a fight. Only one way to

1003
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 5: settle this out in the car park.

1004
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 7: Hey, look, we're both wildlings, all right.

1005
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 5: I'm sure.

1006
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 4: It sounds like a game with throwing storyline.

1007
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 5: Amazing, Timothy, when you get all your gain, take a

1008
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 5: picture of me, take a picture of you in it.

1009
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 3: Oh, worries, and I'll send it through to your mother.

1010
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 5: All right, cheers guys, Mark, Good morning Christian.

1011
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 6: Bringing about tough animals. I used to We used to

1012
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 6: have a farm dog who would routinely bring us living snakes.

1013
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 6: So he would go out, find a snake, bring it back,

1014
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 6: not kill it, drop it on our doorsteps, and then yeah,

1015
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,399
Speaker 6: never got a bit, ended up dying of old age.

1016
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god. It's like a wild version of bringing

1017
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:56,319
Speaker 3: in the newspaper.

1018
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 6: I would have preferred snakeskin boots, but he was bringing

1019
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,720
Speaker 6: them pre made, you know, before they were made raw materials.

1020
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 5: When you say snakes, you mean there's only one type

1021
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 5: of snake in this country, snakes.

1022
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're talking brown. Yeah, he would go out, we

1023
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 6: wouldn't We wouldn't see him for a while, and then

1024
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 6: he could show.

1025
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 12: Up, drop.

1026
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 6: And disappear again, you know, routine. We disappear for a

1027
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,320
Speaker 6: few days. And we thought not for sure, one of

1028
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,959
Speaker 6: them's got him now, and yeah he'd reappear with another

1029
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 6: one on the doorstep for us.

1030
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:40,880
Speaker 5: And what would you do with him? Did you have

1031
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 5: to call that snake wrangler?

1032
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1033
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 6: All you'd have to do was just kind of get

1034
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,760
Speaker 6: back inside and shut the door and hope the snake

1035
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 6: would scurry of essentially held hostage by by a kelpie

1036
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,439
Speaker 6: who would drop snakes at our door.

1037
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 5: This is amazing. Get down low as it's the image

1038
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 5: of you, Yeah, opening up the letter box and the

1039
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:09,320
Speaker 5: snakes are read up. Now you're in there. The Christian

1040
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 5: O'Connor show podcast already homeschooling from today.

1041
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 2: Oh lordie, he is already ready as she is, is

1042
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 2: mummy ready?

1043
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 5: No, we've got this today as well. In fact, it

1044
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 5: should be happening in five minutes. What are the many

1045
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 5: perks are doing this job? Not there in the morning? No, right,

1046
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 5: help my wife deal with that one during a radio show.

1047
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 5: This is a cake walk dealing with that now, that

1048
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 5: is work, Seriously, I mean, so, who's who's hurting her?

1049
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 5: Chris the Love God.

1050
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 2: Yes, So he's got to try and start his day

1051
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 2: at eight o'clock and log on to teams.

1052
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 5: He's not lying gigglow now. Normally he would do that

1053
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 5: out and about hide for as a dancer, like a

1054
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:48,400
Speaker 5: private dancer.

1055
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 4: So how does he do it online? He's got the

1056
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 4: pole and human gigglo.

1057
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 2: He's done like fatherhood with me at work right since

1058
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 2: she was born. And he does an amazing job. He's

1059
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 2: better than me. I don't know how he does it,

1060
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 2: but he's spinning several plates and he does a great job.

1061
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 4: You know what, You're the only woman I ever hear

1062
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 4: talking about a husband like that.

1063
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 5: If you ask my wife, there have been lots of hits,

1064
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 5: but she'd give you more details on the missus. All right,

1065
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 5: Today's that what time waste? Today is National Cheer Up

1066
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:26,800
Speaker 5: the Lonely Day. Yeah, but you, Sirio, has given me

1067
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 5: some details here from the web about how to cheer

1068
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 5: up the lonely You listening, Jack, I'm ready deliver a

1069
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 5: few spare magazines, all right, guys, a couple of things

1070
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 5: here if I ever need cheering up. Life's been cruel

1071
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 5: to me. Don't deliver some spare magazines, all right? Whose

1072
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 5: days made better by some magazines?

1073
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 2: You've read some National geographic Yes from nine eighty.

1074
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 5: Six, watch your movie with them again, don't show up

1075
00:52:58,239 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 5: and I've got to sit through a movie with you

1076
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 5: and email them some funny jokes to remind them to lae.

1077
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 3: Exactly.

1078
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 5: According to last year's Happiness Report, Finland is the happiest

1079
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 5: country in the world, then Denmark, Norway, and Iceland and

1080
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 5: the Netherlands. Australia is the eleventh happiest country in the world.

1081
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 3: Pretty good.

1082
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,239
Speaker 5: See if you can guess where us pomies are. Do

1083
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,439
Speaker 5: you think we're above all below?

1084
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,799
Speaker 4: You take a wild guess.

1085
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:31,479
Speaker 5: Yay, Coming in strong at number fifteen is England because

1086
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 5: we're dead on the inside.

1087
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 4: Cool to this.

1088
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 5: Fitzroy is one of Melbourne's unhappiest suburbs.

1089
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 4: Really they're too cool. You're too cool there to be happy.

1090
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:44,280
Speaker 3: Well, we're bringing happiness to our temporary home in Fitzroy.

1091
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 3: I feel very happy.

1092
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 4: Of course you are.

1093
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 5: You're working a meter from your bed. You haven't been

1094
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 5: bothered to come to work this week.

1095
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 3: And guess what I'm holding right now, jolly baby.

1096
00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 5: I heard you right, because I'm monitoring down the line

1097
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 5: in case you need to talk to me. He's not

1098
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,320
Speaker 5: said a single thing, it's just the I heard this slurping.

1099
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 5: I thought it was your dog, old man, silent way.

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00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 4: It is true, true, true, New feature tomorrow. What flavor

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00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 4: ice cream is? Jelly? Is Jack cabin? All right?

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00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 5: Right now? Then happier movies. Make a movie happier. That's

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00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,800
Speaker 5: what we're asking you today on National Cheer up the

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00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:33,280
Speaker 5: Lonely Day? Marley, What a sad movie? What a sad movie? Marley?

1105
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no, however, make it happy, you say,

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00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:40,120
Speaker 5: Marley lives forever. Oh you don't dying, Marley in this one?

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00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 5: Never ending, Marley, They're never ending, Mark Harley. I'll change

1108
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 5: it now.

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00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 4: It's never ending, Marley.

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00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 3: That's a thank you.

1111
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 5: When Harry met silly.

1112
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 4: Silver, damn it. Shindler's lips.

1113
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 5: Shindler's had a few.

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00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 4: He's up there right now. Okay, Bron No, Mark, no, Mark.

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00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 5: There will be cake, Daniel d Lewis, there will be

1116
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 5: cake all in that big old tash of his too.

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00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 4: Harry Potter, one's now Harry Potter and the order of

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00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 4: the pizza.

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00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 5: What are you having? Guys? Who's ordering Hawaiian?

1120
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:21,959
Speaker 3: That is a gold?

1121
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 5: Harry Potter and the half priced pints.

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00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 3: Silver plus and cakes.

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00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,400
Speaker 5: On a plane, I went I went too heavy on

1124
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 5: the cake and Harry Potter, Harry next, they're never rending. Maley,

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00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 5: All right, Jack, what have you got make a movie happier?

1126
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 3: The Hills have ice cream?

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00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 5: Oh lovely chocolate ice magic, Yes.

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Speaker 3: Primal cheer, Bronze. There's something about being merry.

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00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:57,320
Speaker 4: There is something about being merry that is a gold

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Speaker 4: well done.

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00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 3: And We'll and Martin Lawrence are glad boys.

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00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 5: Glad boy, he's had an operation. Let's not judge it unfairly, Okay, Bronze.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 5: You've had so many great calls today, stories about the

1135
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 5: worst car you ever owned. If you've got any stories

1136
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 5: for us, you can email them in today. We'll definitely

1137
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:25,279
Speaker 5: carry this on tomorrow. Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot AU.

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00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 5: We're just about to do today's time waster. But there's

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00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 5: an email here someone who's car doors wouldn't open from

1140
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 5: the inside. The only way to get out was via

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00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 5: the car boot. The rest of us email is just great.

1142
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:40,840
Speaker 5: We're part of that for tomorrow.

1143
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 4: But the thought of.

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00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 5: Seeing peop would emerge from a boot because it's the

1145
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:47,839
Speaker 5: only way to leave the car, it is incredible. Thank

1146
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 5: you very much this morning. Some brilliant stories and calls.

1147
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 5: All right, on't cheer up the lonely day. We're asking

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00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,839
Speaker 5: to make a movie. Happier Jack Post you ready to mark?

1149
00:56:59,200 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 3: Ready?

1150
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 5: Okay? When Harry ate jelly Oh, that's on the nose today.

1151
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 3: That's a gold double plus hot off the press.

1152
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 4: Look at you, Glenn, paying attention. That's very good.

1153
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 5: The Empire tickles back Silver Ben in Coburg top fun,

1154
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 5: top fun. Yeah, Civil plus, there will be bloody Mary's silver. Dude,

1155
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 5: there's my car there.

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00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 3: I guess you would be happier. Yeah, Civil plus.

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00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 5: D Man World done. Reservoir clowns terrifying. That's not happier, scarier,

1158
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 5: Civil plus Crocodile fundy. He's a right fundy crocodile Bundy

1159
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 5: Luke and noosir. Nice to have you back on board

1160
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 5: Planet of the Crapes. A nice gold angela uh giddy

1161
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 5: giddy bang bang.

1162
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 4: Shitty chitty bang bang.

1163
00:57:59,480 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 5: That's funny.

1164
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 4: Dane in Ellwood, well done. I'm getting a beer.

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00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 5: Anyone else want one?

1166
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 3: Civil Plus?

1167
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 5: Robin Springfield the Fast and Humorous Gold one Wine Day

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00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 5: Silver Jack in the second Hand magazine store.

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00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 2: What no I think it's mean to be Jack and

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00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 2: the Beans.

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00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 4: Yes it is. Yeah, they tried to do it a

1172
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 4: bit too much with that one.

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00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's a bronze.

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Speaker 5: Uh.

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00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 15: Empire of the Fun Silver few good Mars bars Yeah,

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00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 15: silver plus the Texas Chainsaw Musical gold plus, Uh, well done,

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00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 15: g Train in Carnegie, Tickling Miss Daisy, Silver, Mardy, Lord

1178
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 15: of the burgher Rings, Sivil plus Big Mama's Moose love

1179
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:56,120
Speaker 15: Uh crazy rich occasions that doesn't make any sense Edward

1180
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Speaker 15: Edward Shindy cans.

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Speaker 3: Bad but good.

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00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, and finally, ps, I love your mum, Silver's Emma

1183
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 5: sans all right tunnel today's show can only be get

1184
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 5: on board the jelly train. We are back tomorrow morning.

1185
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 5: Like I said, if you've got any more stories there

1186
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 5: about worst car you've rowned, I want to hear them

1187
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Speaker 5: for tomorrow.

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00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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Speaker 5: Jack anyway, be anchry. It's a birthday today.

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Speaker 4: I know we're in lockdown. What actually are you? What

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00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 4: are you guys going to be doing now?

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00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well it's just the two of us all day

1193
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 3: because we can't have friends over. But we're getting a

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00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 3: cake delivered.

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00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 5: That's it. Well, what else can we do?

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00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 2: That's it.

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00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 3: You can't do much. I guess we're order maybe ordering

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Speaker 3: something nice for tea.

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Speaker 5: He laid on some nice treats the mate there. You

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00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 5: really pushed the boats out and U. Let's not forget

1201
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 5: if you just tuned in. Jack really treated the wife

1202
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 5: of the special lady in his life. He's got her

1203
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 5: a candle and a book voucher.

1204
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 3: Don't forget that necklace. The necklace came in April.

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01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 5: You cathed in and gave away a couple of months ago.

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01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 5: So oh she's got and here's what you're here today.

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01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 5: Her friends will ring and go, oh what did Jack

1208
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 5: the guard on the radio, the VP with a new nose?

1209
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 5: What did he get you? Oh?

1210
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 4: He got me a candle and a book voucher.

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Speaker 3: She loved the candle.

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01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, what kind what you got there? Hey? Figan?

1213
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 4: What is it?

1214
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 5: Figuan albatross tears?

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01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 3: It's wild figure.

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01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:35,160
Speaker 5: They're all like that, Fagan, lemon mandarin heapsters.

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01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 4: They're drawn to it like moster the flame. All right,

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Speaker 4: I'll work here as done.

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