WEBVTT - Ep 138: *Item not found* 0:00:00.689 --> 0:00:04.870 Here in the vast plains of adelaide south australia two 0:00:04.930 --> 0:00:09.389 young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a 0:00:09.410 --> 0:00:14.700 podcast its purpose to attract mates and by mates we 0:00:14.740 --> 0:00:17.780 mean listeners they're both married so please don't slide into 0:00:17.820 --> 0:00:21.520 their dms their names are ben and liam. 0:00:22.060 --> 0:00:27.140 G'day there, podcaster. Welcome to a special episode of the podcast. 0:00:27.340 --> 0:00:31.710 Yeah, it's ep 138, item not found. 0:00:32.229 --> 0:00:34.269 So, of course, this is an episode. You are listening 0:00:34.290 --> 0:00:34.489 to us talk. 0:00:34.510 --> 0:00:37.590 No, it is an episode, yes, but. 0:00:37.650 --> 0:00:40.130 There's no radio show element. It's just going to be 0:00:40.220 --> 0:00:42.780 all podcasts, which a lot of you seem to prefer. 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:49.050 Yeah, because most of the team in Sydney for the 0:00:49.690 --> 0:00:52.000 ARN radio upfronts. 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:54.660 Which is where they kind of, they present to all 0:00:54.700 --> 0:00:57.120 of the advertisers and they say, hey, We're ready for 0:00:57.180 --> 0:00:57.980 a big year ahead. 0:00:58.020 --> 0:00:58.840 This is what's coming up. 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:01.940 And so Liam and I and Belle are all going 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:06.680 to be in Sydney for that. And they said we 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:08.020 were going to do the show from. 0:01:07.940 --> 0:01:11.500 Sydney, but then they said, look, because basically every show 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:13.340 in the network is coming out of the same state 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:15.420 on the same day. They were like, it's not going 0:01:15.440 --> 0:01:17.560 to work. There's no studio space. So they just said, 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:21.840 I'll just pre-record a show. So I think most of 0:01:21.900 --> 0:01:25.929 the new stuff, that we did for Thursday's show, we'll 0:01:25.950 --> 0:01:29.280 just put it in Friday's podcast or Wednesday's podcast. But 0:01:29.300 --> 0:01:32.000 then there was also some like, um, replay stuff, which, 0:01:32.140 --> 0:01:33.400 you know, we didn't feel the need to put in 0:01:33.420 --> 0:01:36.800 the pod again. So we thought instead of all of that, hoo-ha, 0:01:37.380 --> 0:01:40.660 I will just give you some new curry today. Um, 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:46.380 we should probably gong and ding in producer bell and 0:01:46.420 --> 0:01:53.310 producer Steph. I, uh, I spent the afternoon with a 0:01:53.410 --> 0:01:55.140 former producer yesterday. 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:56.530 Wolf, how'd that go? 0:01:56.880 --> 0:02:00.420 Yeah, it was good. So producer Wolf, who we worked 0:02:00.460 --> 0:02:04.740 with at Nova, works for the council now, and he 0:02:04.860 --> 0:02:07.080 asked if I could do a talk for his council 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:10.480 about social media. What are you grinning at? 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:11.340 What are you laughing at? 0:02:11.820 --> 0:02:13.060 What are you laughing and grinning at? 0:02:13.100 --> 0:02:14.900 Well, you can't say no to him because it's Wolf, 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:16.820 so he could ask you to do anything. 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:19.320 Well, yeah, genuinely, he's one of those people that I 0:02:19.340 --> 0:02:20.780 would do anything. 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:23.630 He's like, come on stage as Borat and tell us all. 0:02:23.660 --> 0:02:25.100 Honestly, it was like half an hour. It was not 0:02:25.150 --> 0:02:25.590 a problem. 0:02:25.610 --> 0:02:26.070 It was easy. 0:02:26.130 --> 0:02:29.050 But yeah, I mean, yeah, if I like you enough, 0:02:29.090 --> 0:02:31.370 I'll do anything for you. I could also see Wolf. 0:02:31.410 --> 0:02:34.150 I think we invited him to our podcast party in 0:02:34.210 --> 0:02:37.270 June and I could see him. You know, he's got 0:02:37.290 --> 0:02:40.090 a young family. He's got a family and a job. 0:02:41.590 --> 0:02:45.389 And he gave up his Friday evening to sit there 0:02:45.410 --> 0:02:47.690 whilst we were all dressed as Star Wars characters eating 0:02:47.740 --> 0:02:49.820 a giant cob. You know what I mean? I think 0:02:49.940 --> 0:02:51.800 he probably didn't need to be there. It was just 0:02:51.860 --> 0:02:53.980 kind of him. So I was like, I owe him one. 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:56.480 Andy didn't even come to that. 0:02:57.139 --> 0:02:58.780 Andy did not come to that. He said he would 0:02:58.820 --> 0:03:00.019 come to that, but he did not come to that, 0:03:01.380 --> 0:03:03.950 which has not gone unforgotten. In fact, if Andy asks 0:03:03.990 --> 0:03:08.070 me for a favor, I do have to, I owe 0:03:08.110 --> 0:03:09.950 him one no, because he didn't come to that. 0:03:10.210 --> 0:03:12.609 Even knowing you, if Andy said, hey, can you come 0:03:12.650 --> 0:03:14.670 and talk to the government to do a thing about 0:03:14.710 --> 0:03:15.770 social media, you would do it? 0:03:16.370 --> 0:03:18.090 Yes, but what I will say is I have actually 0:03:18.110 --> 0:03:21.869 said no to Andy recently. Not recently. I would do that, 0:03:21.910 --> 0:03:23.860 what he said there, but he asked, he didn't put 0:03:23.900 --> 0:03:25.920 any pressure on, but he said, would you do something 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:29.459 with Peter Malinowskis? And I said. 0:03:29.500 --> 0:03:32.179 Was that off the back of old mates doing a 0:03:32.180 --> 0:03:33.160 video with Albo? 0:03:33.900 --> 0:03:37.070 No, it was before that. But I was just like, yeah, look, 0:03:37.090 --> 0:03:39.410 I don't really do political, like, you know, I don't really... 0:03:39.660 --> 0:03:41.260 And I don't really, it's a hard link. It's a 0:03:41.260 --> 0:03:43.250 tough link. Yeah. For me to be dressed as. 0:03:43.270 --> 0:03:44.510 Liam Boat's liberal. 0:03:45.150 --> 0:03:47.450 Dressed as Voldemort. No, I'm not saying that either. I'm 0:03:47.490 --> 0:03:50.510 just saying like, what am I, what do I dress as? 0:03:50.590 --> 0:03:51.030 You know what I mean? 0:03:51.050 --> 0:03:52.110 You're chopping down a tree as Voldemort. 0:03:52.130 --> 0:03:54.710 Well, to be fair, speaking of, speaking of. 0:03:55.410 --> 0:03:57.270 Well, no, it'd be him, it'd be him like planting 0:03:57.310 --> 0:03:59.450 trees as Voldemort. Cause he's all about, he's all, he's 0:03:59.470 --> 0:04:00.790 all about like positive spin. 0:04:01.470 --> 0:04:03.530 Yeah. No, but it'd be like chopping bin. Like it's 0:04:03.610 --> 0:04:05.090 for golf. I'm bored. 0:04:05.110 --> 0:04:05.590 I don't know. 0:04:06.250 --> 0:04:10.180 It's for the golf. It isn't happening anymore. Don't even. 0:04:10.620 --> 0:04:14.320 The ARN up front also asked me to do a character. 0:04:14.340 --> 0:04:16.790 And I did shut that one down. 0:04:17.230 --> 0:04:17.690 So good. 0:04:17.730 --> 0:04:20.210 What did they ask you to do? What character was it? 0:04:20.290 --> 0:04:21.370 Or could you pick? Nondescript. 0:04:21.410 --> 0:04:21.730 Nondescript. 0:04:21.750 --> 0:04:22.590 I think they were just like, do you want to 0:04:22.610 --> 0:04:23.750 do one of your things? And I just felt a 0:04:23.770 --> 0:04:25.030 bit weird. You know what I mean? Like if I 0:04:25.070 --> 0:04:27.049 was dressed as the Grinch bringing out Dr. Chris Brown. 0:04:27.190 --> 0:04:27.469 Yeah. 0:04:27.850 --> 0:04:28.070 Yeah. 0:04:28.110 --> 0:04:29.909 I don't know if that would. Do you know what 0:04:29.930 --> 0:04:32.849 I mean? I think for the audience that is there 0:04:32.910 --> 0:04:35.830 for it, it makes sense. But for other people who 0:04:35.850 --> 0:04:38.310 don't really know who I am or what I. You 0:04:38.330 --> 0:04:39.880 know what I mean? I don't want to subject people 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:40.159 to that. 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:43.440 I feel like Tones and I's dance monkey would resonate 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:43.940 with you now. 0:04:44.540 --> 0:04:45.020 Somewhat. 0:04:45.180 --> 0:04:48.039 People just constantly being like, dance. 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:50.680 Dance, Liam Stapleton, dance. 0:04:50.740 --> 0:04:53.589 More often than not, if anyone ever wants to work 0:04:53.610 --> 0:04:57.230 with me, the first few things is like, would you 0:04:57.250 --> 0:04:59.630 do this? Would you do that? And I'm like, I 0:04:59.670 --> 0:05:01.710 like doing the stuff, but it's just like, I'm not 0:05:01.730 --> 0:05:03.870 going to dress up as Voldemort and talk about your 0:05:03.890 --> 0:05:07.500 thing because that makes no sense. I think people just think, oh, 0:05:07.700 --> 0:05:10.280 that'll go well if he does it like that. And 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:14.040 what I will also say is I have done Voldemort 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:14.640 for friends. 0:05:14.900 --> 0:05:15.680 I saw it for Pepsi. 0:05:16.250 --> 0:05:17.830 Well, yes, we'll be friends at Pepsi Max. 0:05:18.029 --> 0:05:18.850 And Neutrogena. 0:05:25.740 --> 0:05:27.180 No, that was L'Oreal. Was it L'Oreal? 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:28.660 You did the facial care routine. 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:29.700 Yes, I did. Yes. 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:30.200 Yep. 0:05:30.779 --> 0:05:31.060 L'Oreal Paris. 0:05:31.100 --> 0:05:31.840 But that's like anyone. 0:05:31.860 --> 0:05:33.860 That's like, you know how we have people in, like, 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:35.350 over the years, we have people on the show and 0:05:35.370 --> 0:05:36.230 you're like, yeah. 0:05:36.250 --> 0:05:37.470 But can they just come on and do the thing? 0:05:37.490 --> 0:05:38.289 Like the apparently kid. 0:05:38.529 --> 0:05:38.969 Yeah. 0:05:39.110 --> 0:05:41.630 We probably couldn't let him get out of the interview without, yeah, no, 0:05:41.690 --> 0:05:42.419 I'm aware. 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:44.179 Or they're like, oh, they want to play their new song. 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:45.720 And we're like, yeah, but can they just play their 0:05:45.779 --> 0:05:47.159 original one? It's like, no. 0:05:47.580 --> 0:05:48.100 Play the hits. 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:50.440 They're bigger than that. They've got more to offer than that. 0:05:51.020 --> 0:05:52.960 But it was funny. The reason I wanted to bring 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:54.180 it up, I thought this would be good for you 0:05:54.220 --> 0:05:57.240 as well, Steph, because I obviously haven't worked with Wolf 0:05:57.260 --> 0:05:59.600 for a long time, but he was heavily alluding to 0:05:59.620 --> 0:06:04.109 what is known as the LCE thing. um he was 0:06:04.130 --> 0:06:05.830 like he was like oh like he's like liam i 0:06:05.870 --> 0:06:08.690 know like you're you know when i worked with him. 0:06:08.310 --> 0:06:10.370 Interviewing you on stage was that what it was. 0:06:10.210 --> 0:06:11.770 No it was just on zoom i didn't have to 0:06:11.790 --> 0:06:14.330 go anywhere oh okay yeah yeah but he was it 0:06:14.370 --> 0:06:16.650 him asking you questions yeah basically hang on who was 0:06:16.670 --> 0:06:20.200 the audience how big is his team uh i would 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:22.500 say there's there was more people on the call than 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:24.500 when we did radio school like it was i don't. 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:26.400 Know it was and they were all on the marion 0:06:26.460 --> 0:06:28.820 council social media team i think. 0:06:28.740 --> 0:06:31.210 It was all the I think it was all of 0:06:31.230 --> 0:06:33.089 the people in, it wasn't just the social media team. 0:06:33.110 --> 0:06:34.690 It was just like. Just the department. 0:06:34.830 --> 0:06:35.010 Yeah. 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:36.800 But to be fair, they've got people that do social 0:06:36.810 --> 0:06:37.900 media already because they, for example. 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:38.860 They do a good job. 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.719 There's the library, the people from the Marion City Council library, 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:43.900 they quite often go viral for, they'll jump on. 0:06:43.940 --> 0:06:44.540 Hilarious. 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:45.320 They're pretty funny. 0:06:45.339 --> 0:06:45.619 Yeah. 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:46.339 Yeah. 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:50.200 So, um, but he, yeah, he was sort of mentioning, 0:06:50.220 --> 0:06:51.940 he's like, even when I worked with you, he's like, oh, Cam, 0:06:51.980 --> 0:06:53.719 another guy we worked with. And he's being very professional. 0:06:53.820 --> 0:06:56.020 It's interesting seeing someone in their professional way. Cause he's 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:57.160 sort of like, I feel like he's kind of like 0:06:57.180 --> 0:06:58.540 the boss vibe. 0:06:58.600 --> 0:06:58.740 Yeah. 0:06:58.839 --> 0:06:59.420 You're a boss wolf. 0:06:59.790 --> 0:07:01.270 Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, Liam, thank you for 0:07:01.310 --> 0:07:04.370 joining us. I was like, it's just Wolf. Even I 0:07:04.390 --> 0:07:07.290 was calling him Nick, like his real name. I was like, 0:07:07.610 --> 0:07:08.310 thanks for the intro, Nick. 0:07:09.130 --> 0:07:09.890 You know what? 0:07:09.950 --> 0:07:12.270 Weirdly, I met people on the weekend who know him, 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:14.480 and they were referring to him as Nick, and it 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:15.200 was Fritz and Mia. 0:07:15.300 --> 0:07:17.240 Yeah, well, that's the thing. I don't know. I don't 0:07:17.260 --> 0:07:18.820 know if he's Wolf to these guys. 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:19.280 I don't know. 0:07:19.300 --> 0:07:20.960 I was just like, it says Nick on the screen, 0:07:20.980 --> 0:07:24.140 so I'll just... But yeah, he was saying like, oh, 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:27.220 a guy cam at the time who'd worked very hard, 0:07:27.260 --> 0:07:29.080 and then Liam would come in and be very ruthless, 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:32.050 and I won't tell people it's probably not right for 0:07:32.070 --> 0:07:34.570 the call what we called it, but if they come 0:07:34.630 --> 0:07:36.810 up and ask me after, I might tell them privately. 0:07:37.390 --> 0:07:38.470 And in my head the whole time, I was like, 0:07:38.490 --> 0:07:43.270 it's called the lamp edit. The big C edit. That's 0:07:43.530 --> 0:07:44.530 so funny. 0:07:44.550 --> 0:07:45.810 Now Steph feels the wrath. 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:46.650 I do feel the wrath. 0:07:46.690 --> 0:07:48.980 I copped it yesterday when I made, to be fair, 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:51.540 it was my own fault. We had some confusion over 0:07:51.580 --> 0:07:53.160 what we said the video would be about and I 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:53.800 made the wrong thing. 0:07:53.820 --> 0:07:55.320 She said, oh, what's this edit? I played it. I 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:57.140 was like, she looked at my face and she was like, 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:58.200 did I get the right thing? I was like, well. 0:07:58.300 --> 0:07:59.140 I could just see it. 0:07:59.140 --> 0:08:01.300 There's actually another thing that I was there to make 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:02.790 the video out of, but I was like, no, this 0:08:02.810 --> 0:08:03.520 is great. 0:08:03.670 --> 0:08:07.410 But also you stopped me mid video. I can already 0:08:07.450 --> 0:08:08.910 tell just by this. I think this is just for 0:08:08.950 --> 0:08:10.850 like the other Instagram. We don't need to put this 0:08:10.890 --> 0:08:12.370 on the Ben and Liam. And I was like, are 0:08:12.390 --> 0:08:13.760 you sure you don't want to back up? 0:08:13.810 --> 0:08:15.680 Anyway, it's fine. Like it's like, it's good learning. It's 0:08:15.710 --> 0:08:18.380 resilience building. I don't mind the LCA. I, you know, 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:19.860 the more LCA, the better. 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:22.440 Well, I, I wouldn't do it if I didn't feel 0:08:22.480 --> 0:08:24.240 comfortable talking. I know you're going to take it. Well, 0:08:24.300 --> 0:08:26.600 I also don't, um, I don't know. I think it 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:28.060 would be worse if I was just like, I just 0:08:28.080 --> 0:08:28.900 didn't care. It is. 0:08:29.230 --> 0:08:30.970 I think I would also be like, are you too 0:08:31.010 --> 0:08:31.870 scared to tell me? 0:08:31.890 --> 0:08:33.050 Is there something wrong with me? 0:08:33.110 --> 0:08:35.430 I feel comfortable, yeah. 0:08:35.490 --> 0:08:38.150 It's also like, I don't know, I feel like I 0:08:38.190 --> 0:08:40.710 was like, yep, yep, yep. And then now the, you know, 0:08:40.730 --> 0:08:42.189 a few more weeks in, I'm like, oh, what about this? 0:08:42.210 --> 0:08:44.940 What about this? But I didn't want to like overload you. 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:47.220 But I think, you know, what's been good is I 0:08:47.260 --> 0:08:48.859 don't have to tell you things twice, which is good. 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:50.959 That's kind of the aim of the game, right? If 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:52.400 you're kind of like, well, what about this? And then 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:53.340 just know for next time. 0:08:53.950 --> 0:08:55.570 It's like the certain font you like. 0:08:55.590 --> 0:08:56.250 The inter-black. 0:08:56.450 --> 0:08:56.870 That's it. 0:08:57.090 --> 0:09:00.350 And the way that you like the dashes when the 0:09:00.370 --> 0:09:01.969 person off-camera is speaking. 0:09:02.070 --> 0:09:04.310 I don't know. But that's just a personal preference. 0:09:05.350 --> 0:09:08.219 I also, seeing now that kind of edit, I'm like, 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:08.700 that's good. 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:09.660 That's nice. It makes sense. 0:09:09.740 --> 0:09:10.090 I like it. 0:09:10.420 --> 0:09:12.260 It is so funny, though, when you watch something sometimes 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:15.420 and you're like, not like I'm some sort of guru, 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:17.000 but you look at something and you're like, Well, that 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:19.179 doesn't need the first 20 seconds, basically. Like, it still 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:20.640 makes sense. You know what I mean? 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:22.000 So you have the LCA. 0:09:22.290 --> 0:09:24.590 Well, no, I mean, like, no one cares. So you 0:09:24.610 --> 0:09:26.510 just got to try and, I don't know. 0:09:26.570 --> 0:09:28.150 You do have a good resume for it as well, 0:09:28.170 --> 0:09:28.410 you know? 0:09:28.470 --> 0:09:30.000 Like, you've got the followers, you've got the, you know, 0:09:30.059 --> 0:09:31.920 if you had, like, 500 followers on your TikTok, it'd 0:09:31.940 --> 0:09:33.300 be like, oh, now are you being fussy? 0:09:33.340 --> 0:09:36.010 But, like, you know, you've got, you've got. skills well 0:09:36.050 --> 0:09:38.270 back in the day you didn't back in the day this. 0:09:37.929 --> 0:09:39.630 Is what i was yeah but. 0:09:39.550 --> 0:09:41.729 You had vision you had vision. 0:09:41.470 --> 0:09:43.380 And you made it work that's true i was like 0:09:43.390 --> 0:09:45.140 i was that's before i'd even post videos i was 0:09:45.179 --> 0:09:48.240 like no no no you're doing it wrong cam who's. 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:52.320 Literal roles videos was like okay. 0:09:51.140 --> 0:09:53.350 Yeah that was hard though a lot of those things 0:09:53.370 --> 0:09:55.090 that were i don't know we probably did more out 0:09:55.130 --> 0:09:56.670 of studio stuff so it was like you have like 0:09:56.670 --> 0:09:57.870 20 minutes of footage and like how do we turn 0:09:57.890 --> 0:10:01.320 this into like under two minutes, maybe one minute sort 0:10:01.340 --> 0:10:01.620 of thing. 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:04.520 I have a question actually. So just before how you said, 0:10:04.540 --> 0:10:06.559 if you really liked someone, you would do anything for them. 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:12.540 Does that mean, do you really, um, impressions? 0:10:12.580 --> 0:10:15.000 Would you, if someone, if someone you really liked asked 0:10:15.020 --> 0:10:17.439 you to do an impression and they got to pick 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:19.239 what the impression is, would you do it? 0:10:19.510 --> 0:10:23.120 Yeah, I mean, if anyone, I even for random people, 0:10:23.300 --> 0:10:24.120 if anyone ever. 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:27.380 I can't stop him doing impressions. I love to do that, 0:10:27.500 --> 0:10:29.800 aren't you? He likes doing them. 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:31.900 If someone asks me to get up on stage or 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:33.990 do something that I feel, or like, you know, they're like, hey, 0:10:34.010 --> 0:10:35.110 we want to pay for this and I feel a 0:10:35.110 --> 0:10:37.309 bit uncomfortable if I don't feel it's right, I won't 0:10:37.350 --> 0:10:39.610 do it. But if a random person says, hey, can 0:10:39.630 --> 0:10:41.410 you send a thing to my brother for his birthday? 0:10:41.429 --> 0:10:43.870 I'll do that every time. And then they're like, hey, 0:10:43.890 --> 0:10:46.620 what's your Venmo, bro? I don't have Venmo. I wouldn't do... 0:10:46.770 --> 0:10:48.280 I feel like cameo is a bit lame, so I 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:52.120 wouldn't do that, but would always be happy to do things. 0:10:52.179 --> 0:10:53.620 Or like people have been like, hey, my kid likes 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:56.239 it when you do this thing. I'll send him a thing. 0:10:56.260 --> 0:10:56.699 So then. 0:10:56.720 --> 0:11:02.890 Oh, my God, Steph, what? For my 30th birthday. Oh, 0:11:02.929 --> 0:11:04.850 Jesus Christ. 0:11:04.990 --> 0:11:05.190 Wow. 0:11:05.230 --> 0:11:06.910 This is worse than I thought. 0:11:07.030 --> 0:11:07.240 Oh, God. 0:11:07.350 --> 0:11:08.070 Strap yourself in. 0:11:08.090 --> 0:11:08.690 Okay. 0:11:10.330 --> 0:11:11.510 I don't have one yet. 0:11:11.580 --> 0:11:13.829 I was just wondering, like, if I could be. Pick 0:11:13.850 --> 0:11:15.530 a character for my 30th birthday. 0:11:15.929 --> 0:11:16.490 So I come. 0:11:16.630 --> 0:11:18.330 He comes to your birthday. As in, like, if you 0:11:18.370 --> 0:11:19.130 were to hire. 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:19.880 A clown or something. 0:11:19.890 --> 0:11:21.420 Yeah, so, like, a fairy or a clown. 0:11:21.460 --> 0:11:23.760 It's like, yeah, I had Batman at my thing. 0:11:24.620 --> 0:11:26.140 Or, no, can I pick it? 0:11:26.300 --> 0:11:27.660 Me and Batman. 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:28.260 Or can we? 0:11:28.420 --> 0:11:30.460 Hang on, is it a dress-up party? Are other people 0:11:30.480 --> 0:11:31.450 dressed up? 0:11:31.500 --> 0:11:32.030 Honestly. 0:11:32.090 --> 0:11:32.710 On stage? 0:11:32.929 --> 0:11:35.610 No, just in the studio, like, on the pod on air. 0:11:35.670 --> 0:11:36.030 I don't know. 0:11:36.190 --> 0:11:37.270 It just came to me then. 0:11:37.330 --> 0:11:40.550 I just thought maybe. I thought I was, like, pre-entertainment. 0:11:40.570 --> 0:11:40.630 No. 0:11:41.010 --> 0:11:44.250 Because of all these LCEs, you've strong-armed me. I'm like, 0:11:44.270 --> 0:11:45.150 I can't really say no. 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:46.080 No, no. 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:49.440 I meant more so just on air or on the 0:11:49.460 --> 0:11:51.980 pod or something or just for my own entertainment, just 0:11:52.020 --> 0:11:55.460 to see you walk in at 5.20 on my Wednesday 0:11:55.700 --> 0:11:58.340 30th and see you decked out in the character I've picked. 0:11:58.420 --> 0:11:59.880 You let me know. You let me know. 0:11:59.900 --> 0:12:00.020 Really? 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:00.740 That's amazing. 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:02.400 You've got to give him a heads up, though, because 0:12:02.460 --> 0:12:03.980 if you pick one with prosthetics. 0:12:04.870 --> 0:12:07.050 Oh, that's a lot. I've got to get my guy. 0:12:07.070 --> 0:12:07.870 What if you. 0:12:07.770 --> 0:12:10.550 Came in as me and then you were me and 0:12:10.570 --> 0:12:11.470 did impressions of me? 0:12:12.170 --> 0:12:14.309 Maybe. Yeah, I could do that. I mean, if you 0:12:14.550 --> 0:12:16.380 give me some stuff from your wardrobe, maybe that could help. 0:12:16.429 --> 0:12:17.819 I might get offended. 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:18.320 That's true. 0:12:18.380 --> 0:12:18.740 I got this rash. 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:20.460 I don't know what this rash is. 0:12:20.620 --> 0:12:20.940 Yeah. 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:21.480 Really rash. 0:12:21.600 --> 0:12:23.620 At least I have a lot of anger issues. 0:12:24.140 --> 0:12:25.940 I've got these ghosts in my house and I'm rashy. 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:30.320 About half an hour, Steph behind me, it was quiet, 0:12:30.340 --> 0:12:33.300 and she said, oh, my bones are hurting. 0:12:34.020 --> 0:12:35.940 I was like... Are you dying? 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:37.480 Genuinely, I think. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:38.140 It was just. 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:40.320 My bones are literally aching. 0:12:40.380 --> 0:12:42.480 How do you know if your bones are hurting? 0:12:42.500 --> 0:12:43.240 Some sort of medieval. 0:12:43.300 --> 0:12:44.580 I might be getting arthritis. 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:45.380 I don't know. 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:47.990 It's just freaking freezing in that room. 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:50.810 I'm super hungry. Wait. And we've got a big day. 0:12:50.870 --> 0:12:51.370 Okay. 0:12:51.410 --> 0:12:55.189 So... Whatever's important, let's get it out because I'm getting 0:12:55.210 --> 0:12:55.650 a bit hangry. 0:12:55.929 --> 0:12:56.830 Well, there is something important. 0:12:56.850 --> 0:12:57.150 There is. 0:12:57.270 --> 0:12:58.080 I've got my hand up. 0:12:58.230 --> 0:13:01.949 I have business. Now, as you may recall, you complained 0:13:01.990 --> 0:13:03.430 that you didn't get a birthday card. 0:13:03.630 --> 0:13:03.790 Yep. 0:13:04.030 --> 0:13:05.710 And I said, I will get you one. And you said, 0:13:05.730 --> 0:13:07.810 please don't. And we've done it anyway. 0:13:08.170 --> 0:13:08.469 Okay. 0:13:08.530 --> 0:13:10.190 So if you'd like to pass. 0:13:10.110 --> 0:13:13.210 That down the ranks. Thank you, Steph. Once again, hidden 0:13:13.510 --> 0:13:15.390 in one of the most obscure. 0:13:15.710 --> 0:13:16.690 Oh, really? That's heavy. 0:13:16.710 --> 0:13:18.150 Yeah, it is quite a heavy card. 0:13:18.170 --> 0:13:19.350 Open it near the mic, please. 0:13:19.370 --> 0:13:23.780 It's full of money. That's a nice envelope. 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:24.060 Yeah. 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:24.640 It's very thick. 0:13:24.860 --> 0:13:26.280 Maybe you should read the front of the car. 0:13:26.380 --> 0:13:26.680 I will. 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:28.540 Read the card and then open it. And then you 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:30.750 might have to close it quickly because it might get pulled. 0:13:31.210 --> 0:13:35.170 It might actually get pulled down. It's a licensed song. 0:13:35.470 --> 0:13:35.850 Far out. 0:13:35.890 --> 0:13:36.370 Didn't think of that. 0:13:36.850 --> 0:13:41.410 So it's a yellow card. It says, fun birthday fact. 0:13:41.630 --> 0:13:45.550 And it's got a Holstein Friesian cow calf on the front. 0:13:46.010 --> 0:13:49.459