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Speaker 1: Podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now, what lengths have you gone to to avoid your partner?

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Speaker 3: Ballsy to call the radio at this stage.

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Speaker 4: He can remain anonymous.

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Speaker 2: I'm surely your next partner is We're willing to take

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Speaker 2: those calls as well.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 2: You have to be going out with them at the time,

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Speaker 2: and it's a lengths you have gone to to get

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Speaker 2: away from them while you're still and.

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Speaker 4: I will take the call from the other side as well.

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Speaker 2: If you found out your partner was doing something to

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Speaker 2: try and avoid you, I'll take that call as well.

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Speaker 2: And the reason we're talking about it is because this

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Speaker 2: is a phenomenal story out of China, beautiful Chinese couple.

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Speaker 2: Will We're getting to the stage of their relationship where

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Speaker 2: the woman was really wanted to be proposed to, and

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Speaker 2: she was really nagging and nagging about the proposal and

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Speaker 2: the guy was quite friendly, getting quite sick of it,

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Speaker 2: so he decided to be deliberately caught stealing a bluetooth speaker.

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Speaker 2: So we actually positioned himself in front of CCTV foot

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Speaker 2: stole a bluetooth speaker because he wanted to be arrested

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Speaker 2: and he wanted to go to jail.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, So prefer a life behind him. He

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Speaker 3: did jail.

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Speaker 4: Time to get away from his nagging partner.

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Speaker 2: So again, I don't know if anyone's going to come

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Speaker 2: even close to that, But again, if you've done anything

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Speaker 2: like that to avoid your partner thirteen when I was six,

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Speaker 2: how much time did he do? Six months? Six months?

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Speaker 2: What it was two hundred and eighty dollars bluetooth speakers

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Speaker 2: in prison?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, six months behind bars to get away from

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Speaker 2: his nagging partner.

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Speaker 4: But it did remind me will and I'm a bit I.

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Speaker 3: Have to go back to her, like, what's the story.

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Speaker 4: I actually think he's still behind bars.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so he's doing his time right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's currently doing time, So he's having a blissful

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Speaker 2: time in prison staying away from his partner. I did

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Speaker 2: remind me of a former relationship for me, and I

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Speaker 2: would have been embarrassed about this because it was a

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Speaker 2: relationship that probably should have come to an end a

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Speaker 2: bit earlier. But we were at breakfast one more and

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Speaker 2: we were having an argument over something, can't remember what

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Speaker 2: it was, and in the heat of the argument, she

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Speaker 2: went to the bathroom and in the time she walked

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Speaker 2: to the bathroom in the cafe, I got up my

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Speaker 2: phone and I booked a trip. I booked a flight

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Speaker 2: for two hours away or three hours, just to get

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Speaker 2: out of it, and I flew to Yeah, flew right

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Speaker 2: up north, And when she came back to the table,

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Speaker 2: I was like, hey, sorry, I gotta wrap out breakfast.

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Speaker 4: I've got to be at the airport in two hours.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Shocking behavior.

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Speaker 2: Actually backfiring me though, because in the rush of booking things,

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Speaker 2: I actually booked myself into a nude hostel.

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Speaker 4: And they were very friendly, but it was a bit

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Speaker 4: of an uncomfortable trip.

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Speaker 2: I'm being honest, Dylan, you've tried to avoid a partner.

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Speaker 3: You've got a great legs mate.

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Speaker 1: I have. It's actually a pretty funny story now, but

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Speaker 1: about five years. But the last couple of years of

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Speaker 1: the relationship was just going crazy. I tried to break

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Speaker 1: up with her multiple times. She wouldn't do it. She'd

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Speaker 1: be harassed me and my family. You got to be hectic.

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Speaker 1: So what I did one day, I just I just thought, you.

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Speaker 2: Know what, oh Jesus sweet at someone's sworn now very

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Speaker 2: fine off about their story avoiding their partner. So we

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Speaker 2: can't go to other calls just in case we're gonna

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Speaker 2: have to swear where. But I'll tell you what we like,

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Speaker 2: and finished a little anecdote about my father. I wasn't

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Speaker 2: going to say a bit of a stitch up on him.

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Speaker 4: Same, I carry on.

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Speaker 3: I love that you're doing.

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Speaker 2: It's same my dad used to do. And he's such

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Speaker 2: a stitch up. But basically to get away from my mother, beautiful.

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Speaker 2: I love a mother, but you know, sometimes you can

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Speaker 2: get a touch on the naggy side. So Dad, Dad

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Speaker 2: used to yeah, I'm in.

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Speaker 3: Big trouble here, but we've lost all our callers and

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Speaker 3: you're coming to the rescue of the radio. You're putting

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Speaker 3: your body on the line.

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Speaker 4: So basically saying that Dad used to do.

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Speaker 2: He'd lie about this, but it's a often it's say

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Speaker 2: I've got to work late tonight. And and the real

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Speaker 2: reason why he'd loved to go to the golf course.

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Speaker 3: I enjoyed, enjoyed to hit.

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Speaker 4: He enjoyed hit the golf.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And there's one particular story where I was actually

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Speaker 2: in the car and Dad was on laud speaker and

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Speaker 2: Mum called him and Dad was basically saying, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: working late tonight or working later, so I can't come home.

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Speaker 2: And in the background of the phone call there was

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Speaker 2: a very loud which is you know, quite clearly a

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Speaker 2: golf related term. And just when you think Dad would

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Speaker 2: be cooked, there you know, I mean, how can you

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Speaker 2: recover from that situation? My father quick on the spot,

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Speaker 2: quick witted, basically said.

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Speaker 4: Five six seven eight beautiful, so yes, holy home in

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Speaker 4: a couple of hours.

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Speaker 3: Sweetshot see what you're hearing.

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