1
00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:05,120
Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian no Common Show podcast. You have

2
00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,520
Speaker 1: been somewhere where you see a baby?

3
00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:10,280
Speaker 2: Then you know who that? You actually say, don't you who?

4
00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,239
Speaker 2: That kind of people bring a baby to something like this?

5
00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,440
Speaker 2: I remember doing a stand up gig once at the

6
00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,640
Speaker 2: Edward Comedy Festival on a Saturday night. A couple of

7
00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,079
Speaker 2: minutes and now I was getting a heckled by an

8
00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:23,720
Speaker 2: actual baby, and I shout out into the darkness, is

9
00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,720
Speaker 2: there a baby here? And then then he went yes.

10
00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,840
Speaker 2: I went, why couldn't get a babysitter went, that isn't

11
00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:30,280
Speaker 2: my problem?

12
00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:34,279
Speaker 1: You've got to leave. Actually only tell yes, you only

13
00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:38,760
Speaker 1: tell both. Baby must go. It's a three month old?

14
00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:43,480
Speaker 1: Appropriate who brings up? Actually started saying that who brings

15
00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,440
Speaker 1: a baby to a stand up night? There's it's dark,

16
00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:47,720
Speaker 1: there's a guy yelling on.

17
00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,600
Speaker 2: Stage, shoving a meltdown. Who wants to bring a poor

18
00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,160
Speaker 2: little baby to that? So you've got to hear though

19
00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,680
Speaker 2: where Jack Sung Gordon may well be going.

20
00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,360
Speaker 3: Oh I hope not. But if my sister in law

21
00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,000
Speaker 3: gets away, he will be going to this location. So

22
00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,960
Speaker 3: my in laws are coming with Banker's sister.

23
00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,360
Speaker 1: All the way from America.

24
00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:08,120
Speaker 3: Next week yeah, and they honestly, we're thrilled because we

25
00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:13,360
Speaker 3: haven't seen him in two years. Is beside their.

26
00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,720
Speaker 1: Grandson and they're going to meet Gordon.

27
00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:17,160
Speaker 3: So that's great. But I have told you about my

28
00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:21,319
Speaker 3: in laws before. They love to fill up every spare

29
00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,640
Speaker 3: minute of the day with activities.

30
00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,760
Speaker 1: Spreadsheet you were given by them.

31
00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:28,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, last time we went to America.

32
00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,360
Speaker 2: I'm not making Jack had a spreadsheet of whether we're

33
00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:34,679
Speaker 2: going for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and then seeing the mysterious

34
00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,000
Speaker 2: family member Mama.

35
00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,720
Speaker 3: Cain Mama again and that even had like our wake

36
00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:42,560
Speaker 3: up tom it was the same. That's camp.

37
00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:43,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

38
00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,000
Speaker 3: So her sister is the youngest in the family. I've

39
00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,160
Speaker 3: never seen her not get what she wants and what

40
00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,760
Speaker 3: she wants to do when she comes to Melbourne is

41
00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:54,880
Speaker 3: go to the Grand Prix. Everybody to the Formula One,

42
00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,680
Speaker 3: including Gordon at three weeks old.

43
00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,840
Speaker 1: No, you can't take a baby.

44
00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:03,440
Speaker 3: I've worked at the Grand Prix before.

45
00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,680
Speaker 1: I used to beyond noisy.

46
00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,880
Speaker 3: It's incredibly noisy.

47
00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:15,000
Speaker 1: I mean, what this is to be two or three

48
00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:15,519
Speaker 1: weeks old?

49
00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:15,760
Speaker 4: Does it?

50
00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:15,959
Speaker 5: This?

51
00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,800
Speaker 3: Now? What I'm worried about is Bianca loves to please

52
00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,480
Speaker 3: her family, loves to please her little sister, and her

53
00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:25,160
Speaker 3: little sister gets what she wants. So now I'm looking

54
00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:31,120
Speaker 3: down the barrel. She's already bought him some little baby,

55
00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:31,680
Speaker 3: but not.

56
00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:35,359
Speaker 1: They won't do enough for a Grand Prix vibrations.

57
00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,560
Speaker 3: And it's an all day thing. I remember working there.

58
00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:40,560
Speaker 3: It's just like they're racing all day and we kind

59
00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,839
Speaker 3: of know nothing about Formula one. I couldn't care less

60
00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:47,040
Speaker 3: who wins. So her family into Formula one. She her

61
00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:50,280
Speaker 3: sister just started watching that Netflix show Drive to Survive,

62
00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,959
Speaker 3: where you get to meet all the f one trap.

63
00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:54,679
Speaker 1: I've watched that. I don't go to hang out with

64
00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:55,400
Speaker 1: the Grand Prix.

65
00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,960
Speaker 3: She ran me very excited to book tickets to the

66
00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,280
Speaker 3: fe Know.

67
00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,399
Speaker 2: I was in the big meeting yesterday with our big,

68
00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,359
Speaker 2: big radio boss right flowing in from Sydney, and he

69
00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,000
Speaker 2: starts talking.

70
00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:09,080
Speaker 1: He goes, is Jack a massive Formula one fan? I won't.

71
00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:11,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what he goes. He's requested five tickets.

72
00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,400
Speaker 1: I actually have questions about this.

73
00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:18,480
Speaker 2: Yes, say to get it signed off for some acquisition document. No,

74
00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:22,320
Speaker 2: wait for this bats out of our show budget for them.

75
00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,079
Speaker 1: They felt bad. I went, oh, yeah, okay, yeah.

76
00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,760
Speaker 2: The big boss said to me, is he a massive

77
00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:27,120
Speaker 2: form than?

78
00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,240
Speaker 1: One fan questioned, five tickets.

79
00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,720
Speaker 3: Is getting out ahead? I promised Pianca that I would

80
00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,320
Speaker 3: ask the radio what it is, just in case there

81
00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:40,960
Speaker 3: was any co promotion where they were giving tickets. Sign all,

82
00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:43,000
Speaker 3: do not pay for them. I do not want to

83
00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,080
Speaker 3: go to the it's too late.

84
00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:45,400
Speaker 1: I put it in motion yesterday.

85
00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,320
Speaker 3: Did not buy those tickets.

86
00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:48,839
Speaker 1: Too late.

87
00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,440
Speaker 2: I told the big cheese you're getting five tickets.

88
00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,360
Speaker 1: You've all got to go now.

89
00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,000
Speaker 3: I can't believe it's gone all the way up to

90
00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:55,640
Speaker 3: the head bosses.

91
00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,520
Speaker 1: He's flowing in from Sydney for the day.

92
00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,680
Speaker 2: We spent twenty minutes or forty minute me talking about

93
00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:01,320
Speaker 2: you and the formula.

94
00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:02,080
Speaker 1: One of five.

95
00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,240
Speaker 3: Tickets don't want to go.

96
00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,120
Speaker 1: Purchased. So what are you going to do? Why doesn't

97
00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:09,800
Speaker 1: the sister just go?

98
00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,840
Speaker 3: Because they love the family, loves to do everything.

99
00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,600
Speaker 1: But it's different now, your circumstances are difference.

100
00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:19,839
Speaker 3: I wish I wish it was sort it out.

101
00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,160
Speaker 1: It can't be like a family on Bardsman.

102
00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:27,080
Speaker 3: I have never been on a holiday with them where

103
00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:30,000
Speaker 3: you're allowed to even be at a distance from them.

104
00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,520
Speaker 3: You can't even go and do your own thing.

105
00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,000
Speaker 1: Go like go and I'm going to put money out.

106
00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:36,359
Speaker 1: You are one of that Grand Prix.

107
00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,680
Speaker 2: The more I hear you're the Grand Prix, you'll be

108
00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:41,240
Speaker 2: the most miserable man there.

109
00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,919
Speaker 1: Look out for him. It's their sport.

110
00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,720
Speaker 2: It's back in Melbourne. There's one guy that's looking around

111
00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,520
Speaker 2: at his watch case. How much longer thing would be?

112
00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:50,840
Speaker 1: Here?

113
00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:53,560
Speaker 2: Worst type place to take aa That's what we want

114
00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,839
Speaker 2: of those morning. Where is the worst place to take

115
00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:57,480
Speaker 2: a baby? Where have you seen a baby? And you've

116
00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,800
Speaker 2: actually said to someone near you who brings it?

117
00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:00,599
Speaker 1: Be here?

118
00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:06,600
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. So yeah, yesterday

119
00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,719
Speaker 2: I'm in a big meeting with our big, big boss

120
00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:12,000
Speaker 2: who flies in from Sydney wat every three months.

121
00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,360
Speaker 1: You don't even come to the meeting.

122
00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:14,840
Speaker 3: I don't I see him less than once.

123
00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:15,600
Speaker 1: You were in the.

124
00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,120
Speaker 2: Meeting yesterday when I found out that you have requested

125
00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,760
Speaker 2: five tickets for the Grand Prix, Jack just asked me

126
00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,600
Speaker 2: for a hundred tickets for Ed Shearing front row at

127
00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,919
Speaker 2: the Shane War Memorial next week. Is ticket requests are

128
00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:26,599
Speaker 2: getting out of hand.

129
00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,279
Speaker 3: I never asked for favors, especially from right up in

130
00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:29,760
Speaker 3: the big bus.

131
00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,279
Speaker 2: Well, how come the more says you've asked a five

132
00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,280
Speaker 2: Grand Prix tickets.

133
00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:37,440
Speaker 3: Are someone here in the car just in case they had,

134
00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,720
Speaker 3: you know, tickets? Yeah, I can believe it.

135
00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:44,839
Speaker 1: Someone who ordered a business class ticket to go to London.

136
00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,680
Speaker 2: Turn to London to come and have his interview with

137
00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,560
Speaker 2: me because of a bad back, which.

138
00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:53,560
Speaker 1: We have not seen any evidence with all those free

139
00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:55,040
Speaker 1: tickets standing.

140
00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:59,240
Speaker 3: To not go. Please tell the big Boss I don't

141
00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,440
Speaker 3: need it's no favorite from me.

142
00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,800
Speaker 2: He's down at Alba Parte right now with a bag

143
00:06:03,839 --> 00:06:05,000
Speaker 2: of money for touts.

144
00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:07,640
Speaker 3: Someone else who works at the station told me I

145
00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:10,240
Speaker 3: can get you three tickets for the Saturday at the

146
00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,640
Speaker 3: Grand Prix. But they assume Hamish and Andy are going

147
00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:12,919
Speaker 3: with you.

148
00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:14,800
Speaker 1: This is.

149
00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:21,919
Speaker 3: My elderly Venezuelan in laws. They're going to be disappointed.

150
00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,080
Speaker 1: All right.

151
00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:26,080
Speaker 2: So where's the worst place you've seen someone take a baby?

152
00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:27,960
Speaker 1: Kylie? Good morning?

153
00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,200
Speaker 5: Oh Hi, good morning guys.

154
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,120
Speaker 1: Good morning. Welcome to show, Kylie. So it's is your

155
00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:33,440
Speaker 1: baby or somebody else's.

156
00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,920
Speaker 5: It was actually my baby or had who would have

157
00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,160
Speaker 5: been about six months old. We're living in Newcastle at

158
00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,120
Speaker 5: the time and we traveled down to Sydney to see

159
00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,160
Speaker 5: Natro Circus oh my god.

160
00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,040
Speaker 2: Now, for those of us who don't know what it is,

161
00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:47,760
Speaker 2: is that the noisy motorbike show where they do the

162
00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:48,520
Speaker 2: Wall of Death.

163
00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's it.

164
00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:54,000
Speaker 3: What is a six month old while we're watching those motorbikes.

165
00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:57,320
Speaker 5: Well, we always said that having kids wouldn't stop us

166
00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:00,680
Speaker 5: doing what we wanted to do, so to night sho

167
00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:05,239
Speaker 5: surface with us. So we bought the specific noise canceling

168
00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:07,480
Speaker 5: headsets for him, like little little kids one.

169
00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,520
Speaker 2: Really circus should do like a matinee performance for all

170
00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,200
Speaker 2: the kids shouldn't show.

171
00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:17,880
Speaker 5: We actually had security guards go you can't take kids

172
00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,520
Speaker 5: in there. There's paramonia and blah blah blah blahlah. And

173
00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,960
Speaker 5: I said, oh, that's all right. We've got, you know,

174
00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:26,480
Speaker 5: special headwear for him. He'll be fine. So he slept

175
00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,880
Speaker 5: through the whole thing. So he slept through the one of.

176
00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:33,520
Speaker 1: Those nitro circus riders. I'd be it was humid at me.

177
00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:37,320
Speaker 2: Just see your baby, anything nothing for me?

178
00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,360
Speaker 1: Nothing, nothing for me. Get some z's.

179
00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,280
Speaker 5: Yeah. No, he slept through the whole thing, woke up

180
00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:45,360
Speaker 5: at intermission, and then slept right through the second half.

181
00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,960
Speaker 5: And yeah, he pretty much let through it all. We

182
00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,640
Speaker 5: went back to the motel and then he stayed awake

183
00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:53,360
Speaker 5: all night, little cheeky thing.

184
00:07:53,560 --> 00:08:01,160
Speaker 4: So yeah, very well edited there live on cheeky thing

185
00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:04,560
Speaker 4: a Bilfi.

186
00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,040
Speaker 1: Thank you very much giving us a call.

187
00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,160
Speaker 5: No worries.

188
00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:12,120
Speaker 6: Thanks guys, Bye Billy, Good morning Christian, Billy, Billy.

189
00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:14,000
Speaker 1: Where have you seen the baby? Did you take a

190
00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:14,880
Speaker 1: baby somewhere?

191
00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:18,640
Speaker 6: Well, we took our grandson it's five months, two weeks

192
00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,840
Speaker 6: in the row to see Bruce Springsteen, the.

193
00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,960
Speaker 1: Boss who's going to argue with the Scottish one.

194
00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:29,880
Speaker 6: We took him to Amy Parky, had the noise canceling

195
00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:33,040
Speaker 6: headphones on. In fact, we were up the front as

196
00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,520
Speaker 6: you do, the whole family, and Bruce kissed my grandson

197
00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,079
Speaker 6: and then it was on the big screen. We went

198
00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,439
Speaker 6: the following week to Hanging Rock and the amount of

199
00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,280
Speaker 6: people who come up and I was a kid that

200
00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:46,440
Speaker 6: saw the boss five months old.

201
00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,720
Speaker 3: So you were in the close enough in the front

202
00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,280
Speaker 3: row that you could what pass your baby up to Bruce.

203
00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,160
Speaker 6: It was like a people visit.

204
00:08:55,600 --> 00:09:00,360
Speaker 1: This is like a blessing, Bruce pres Yessa.

205
00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:03,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, I held I held the baby up and we've

206
00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:05,520
Speaker 6: got it on video, but I'm holding him up to

207
00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:09,120
Speaker 6: be as as the Pope would pass and Bruce very kindly,

208
00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,160
Speaker 6: bigger than a post. Yeah, of course he has.

209
00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's bessed your grandson. What a great thing you've

210
00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:17,760
Speaker 2: done as a granddad. Billy as well.

211
00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:23,760
Speaker 6: Absolutely absolutely, Obviously we're hoping that we'll see him again.

212
00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:27,240
Speaker 6: Obviously covered everything canceled, but we'd love to see respect

213
00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,920
Speaker 6: in Melbourne, as I'm sure everybody would.

214
00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:33,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's practically the godfather now, yeah, like I'm a godfather.

215
00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,160
Speaker 2: And now you always seed a couple of years before

216
00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,559
Speaker 2: you give presents. She forgets their birthday so he can

217
00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:40,800
Speaker 2: catch up when he comes up next year or two hopefully. Yes,

218
00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:43,360
Speaker 2: all right, Billy, thank you very much.

219
00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,920
Speaker 1: A go pleasure. The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast