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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Oh

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Speaker 2: that's my cue.

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Speaker 3: Put a train on that way around your neck.

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Speaker 2: I do believe that life is better with the leaf

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Speaker 2: blower Christian O'Connell show on Gold one four point three.

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Speaker 1: Hey coome morning everyone, Good morning, Jackie.

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Speaker 3: Boy, morning Christian.

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Speaker 1: Down the line serving her two weeks in isolation is Patsy.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Patsy, Good morning boys. Poor old Patsy wasn't

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Speaker 1: able to do the news there because she could be bothered.

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Speaker 1: I think some of the old so some of the

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Speaker 1: chickens out the Chicken Cooper we've got out there, the

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Speaker 1: turn of four bus. Some of the noises we can

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Speaker 1: hear down the line of the old chicken coop. And

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Speaker 1: that what happened to the old Tyler Internet out west.

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Speaker 1: So there was like a see. I mean, radio producers

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Speaker 1: love a drama, don't they just fall to pieces. Three

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Speaker 1: visits I've had from producer to the old funeral director

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Speaker 1: Tom Ken, it's about you. We can't have Pats for

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Speaker 1: at least fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 3: It's like a doctor's surgery sometimes, and hear the way

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Speaker 3: they react.

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Speaker 1: We can't have Pats. We're trying to resuscitate the situation

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Speaker 1: right now, so it's hardly body. We can't have pats

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Speaker 1: for the first fifteen minutes, and there won't be news.

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Speaker 1: Donna's doing news. I don't want to go who is Donna?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 1: So what's happened is the tie up modem? It's been broken.

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Speaker 5: Oh the love God wasn't peddling fast enough. No, no,

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Speaker 5: it was really weird. I was working away and then

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Speaker 5: it said connection lost, and then the line went down,

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Speaker 5: and I thought, oh, that's I don't think.

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Speaker 1: This day. JB. Maybe if you'd shortened that and called

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Speaker 1: the engineers, we could have got you to the six

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Speaker 1: news instead of staring at a blinking like going, someone's

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Speaker 1: hungry this morning for green lights?

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Speaker 5: Anyway, I haven't had my second cup of coffee, so

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Speaker 5: anything's possible.

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Speaker 1: And Patsy and no one got to laugh? How are

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Speaker 1: you all bearing up? Patsy like a lot of people

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Speaker 1: in isolation, tear one. So you're stuck in doors? She

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Speaker 1: can't even open a window.

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Speaker 5: No, no, we're not bad. Actually we didn't have a

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Speaker 5: bad day yesterday. But the days just seem so long

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Speaker 5: and like we're both working. But even so, the days

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Speaker 5: just you know, you get to three o'clock and you think, oh,

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Speaker 5: I better put dinner on. It's oh, hang on, it's

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Speaker 5: only three o'clock.

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Speaker 1: It feels like midnight, patchy And what did you about

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Speaker 1: getting your post?

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Speaker 5: Well, I watched the post he come yesterday. It was

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Speaker 5: a very sad scene because I normally like to go

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Speaker 5: out and greet him Colin, he's out posting.

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Speaker 1: The other side of this story is this guy is

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Speaker 1: going double thumb. Oh it's a holiday at work, No

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Speaker 1: chit chat? How's the show today? Was he skipping in

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Speaker 1: whistling beause he holds away without worrying that you were

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Speaker 1: in Oh god, the cars and the driveway a phone call?

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Speaker 1: Otherwise I'd love the chat.

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Speaker 5: Well, you allow to get your mail? Like you you've

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Speaker 5: got to get your mail?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I presume so, yeah, I mean, and.

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Speaker 5: We just slip out in the dark of night and.

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Speaker 1: Get it the bit that we keep trying to sort of,

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Speaker 1: you know, feel sorry if you for it's the fun.

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Speaker 1: You can't open your windows, and we all understand why.

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Speaker 1: You know, you're isolating for a reason. But produce Rio says,

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Speaker 1: can we send you some air or something? Because he

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Speaker 1: man like Shawshank redemption and he could still get his

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Speaker 1: head up to the light and get some fresh hour,

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Speaker 1: or go out in the yard.

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Speaker 3: They go air a day in the yard.

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Speaker 1: You don't even get their day. Or you're doing a

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Speaker 1: spine on the postman and then going down to the

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Speaker 1: bottom there to get your posts and coming back indoors.

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Speaker 1: Are you're not missing fresh air? Absolutely?

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Speaker 3: I am.

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Speaker 5: I said yesterday, I like to throw open the windows

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Speaker 5: in the morning and air the place out right.

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Speaker 1: We need to get online. Can we send Patsy some

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Speaker 1: air or I don't know what we can do, but

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Speaker 1: we need to send you something.

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Speaker 6: See the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Patsy isolating until the middle of next week. And you

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Speaker 1: said yesterday that you guys didn't have too bad a.

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Speaker 5: Day, correct, Yeah, Well, I've got here a secret audio

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Speaker 5: diary from your husband, Chris the.

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Speaker 1: Wealthy love God. It's good to get the other point

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Speaker 1: of view here, you know, let's play it back. You say,

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Speaker 7: Work Day one of a fourteen day lockdown with the

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Speaker 6: The alarm went off at seven.

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Speaker 7: I get up to make myself a coffee and there's

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Speaker 7: a post note on it. Saying don't make a coffee.

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Speaker 7: The machine's too noisy. You'll have to have an instant coffee. Nice, right, eh?

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Speaker 7: So I went to the loo as you do in

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Speaker 7: the morning, and there's a note on the loo saying

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Speaker 7: please don't flush it's too noisy.

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Speaker 1: So I thought, fair.

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Speaker 6: Enough, I'll go and have a shower.

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Speaker 7: No, there's another note on the shower, Please don't have

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Speaker 7: a shower. The water hammer and the pipes are too loud.

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Speaker 7: So now I'm wandering around the house not knowing what

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Speaker 1: Good start. So just so we check off this, Chris

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Speaker 1: isn't allowed to the show to have coffee, he's not

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Speaker 1: allowed to use a toilet, and he's not allowed to

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Speaker 5: No, it's too noisy.

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Speaker 1: And you, when I say, how is estate wasn't too

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Speaker 1: bad a day? Do you think these are acceptable conditions

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Speaker 3: Is it safe for him to not go to the toilet?

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Speaker 1: I don't know responder to not go into the toilet? Right,

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Speaker 1: was to go and have a shower? Does he did

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Speaker 1: a one and two in there squish it or something?

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Speaker 5: No, he can go, but he just stay.

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Speaker 1: Can't live on the street and then one big megaflush

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Speaker 1: do you know about anyway? This is part two of

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Speaker 7: So the show is finished and portray is now our fear.

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Speaker 7: So I got to get ready for the day and

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Speaker 7: have my three essays, and I look at the loop

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Speaker 7: and I'm presented with a reminder that after tomorrow's show,

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Speaker 7: I need to circle back and execute any outstanding flashing

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Speaker 7: that may have occurred while the shower was on.

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Speaker 1: I'm worry the damage you're going to do to the

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Speaker 1: Please can we have more of Chris's secret audio diary?

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Speaker 1: It be allowed to do that. It's not too much

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Speaker 6: Look, Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Started watching the TV show Dr Death Sons Stan. It's

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Speaker 1: very very good. It's a very good drama about a

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Speaker 1: horrific true story about I mean, they couldn't call that

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Speaker 3: It is horrific.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of those shows where it is so mesmerizing, right,

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Speaker 1: but it isn't for everybody. But I'd say it's because

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Speaker 1: it's based on a true story, and I think it's

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Speaker 1: it's one of our worst nightmas when you go into

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Speaker 1: hospital and he places all this trust into these They

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Speaker 1: are gods. They hold the balance of life and death

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Speaker 1: in their hands, and they do something which we cannot do.

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Speaker 1: I can't even imagine how you know you can you

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Speaker 3: Twelve hours and operate on somebody.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and this guy because you know it's a true

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Speaker 1: story and what he did to these poor people in

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Speaker 1: his poor families. But in terms of a TV show

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Speaker 3: So he's a surgeon. This doesn't give anything away, but

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Speaker 1: Well spoiler, it's a podcast and it's a real life event.

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Speaker 1: I think if it's a real life event, right and

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Speaker 1: been in the courts and he's in prison, you can't go, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this doesn't give anything away. And he'sching his and he's

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Speaker 1: called dr Death, you can't watch it. Go Darling, what

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Speaker 1: do you think it's about? It too? I think it's

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Speaker 1: an a Pixar movie. It starts great, it starts really heavy.

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Speaker 3: He's botching his surgeries and they don't know if he's

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Speaker 1: You can say incompetent right about you and I and

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Speaker 1: people who've got normal jobs. You can't say that about

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Speaker 1: a neurological surgeon. That's one thing you can't do in

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Speaker 1: that job is being competent. Otherwise I was let people

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Speaker 1: I think it's here, get that hammer thing I need.

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Speaker 3: Now you have to watch three fingers because we we

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Speaker 1: It's a line of endurance thing to see how long

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Speaker 1: And I'm starting to use breathing exercises and I keep

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Speaker 1: having to sort of touch with going, this is actually

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Speaker 1: not happening to me, but it's likely people's spinal columns

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Speaker 1: It would have happened a bit like that for real.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what's so scary about it.

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Speaker 1: Now we're three episodes in and normally I'm a binge watch.

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Speaker 1: caught by Alec Baldwin. By the way, Ali Bordin's playing

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Speaker 3: Ali Baldwin playing himself.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that in real life Ali Baldwin, the

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Speaker 1: why I love Hollywood actor Alec Baldwin. I needed to

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Speaker 3: And he said, a highly regarded doctor himself.

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Speaker 1: There's so many, so much range to Alic Borden. Alic

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Speaker 1: Baldwin's in it right, who's very good, as is someone

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Speaker 1: who I hope Quentin tarantine is watching this. Quentin Tarantino

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Speaker 1: should do with Christian Slater, who's also in it, who's

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Speaker 1: Christian Slater, I haven't really seen him for it. I

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Speaker 1: mainly get excited about who's calling Christian coming back very

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Speaker 1: very soonous, Like we got to get Christian Slats on

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Speaker 1: the show. He's outstanding, amazing, and I remember my kids

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Speaker 1: were like, oh my god, who is that guy? I said, oh,

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Speaker 1: you've got What's True Romance? That is such a great movie.

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Speaker 1: He's amazing in that. And any DJ or want to

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Speaker 1: be DJ? Did you ever see Pump Up the Volume? No,

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Speaker 1: you got to see it. I wonder how bad the

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Speaker 1: age is. He's a sort of secret DJ. What do

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Speaker 1: job radio show? Is he in his or shed?

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Speaker 3: I understand by superheroes nineties?

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Speaker 1: Man, it was never quite clear all their members. He

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Speaker 1: What happens to us while we sleep? It's not even

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Speaker 8: Morning, Christian Cooe, how are you?

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Speaker 1: Christian's goodtain Cod, how are you going, We are going

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Speaker 1: what happened your sleep injury?

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Speaker 8: Well, the sinking hop night many years ago and the

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Speaker 1: I did not know. It's another part of my education.

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Speaker 5: My uncle Ken used to have a shocking back and

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Speaker 1: Headline is ASPARTI has arrived in Japan. This is exciting.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday on the show, we're saying, how we're counting down

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Speaker 3: More no gold. How you don't know it's not going

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Speaker 1: Anything can happen. It's you know, anything can happen out there.

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Speaker 3: They're predicting a gold rush for Australia. They say that

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Speaker 1: Any english person's second home is Tokyo. We all know

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Speaker 1: You can tell Jack and I are like high stakes rollers.

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Speaker 1: said that it's always ice bath you know it's singing

441
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Speaker 1: a song. No one's happier than talking about the area

442
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Speaker 1: forfeits and bets going wrong than Shane Crawford. All right,

443
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Speaker 1: so we've stumbled into this one. We were talking about

444
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Speaker 1: have you injured yourself during your sleep? And then one

445
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Speaker 1: of our cool list just before the seven o'clock news,

446
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Speaker 1: Mick was talking about how he got injured while he

447
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:15,040
Speaker 1: was asleep, but he'd gone to sleep in a very

448
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Speaker 1: hot night. He'd gone to sleep on a trampoline. I

449
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Speaker 1: didn't know this was a thing that sometimes you, if

450
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Speaker 1: it's a very hot night, you'll go and to sleep

451
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Speaker 1: on a trampoline. It seems quite nice to spend in

452
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Speaker 1: the air like a hammock. And your dad sometimes is

453
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Speaker 1: this if.

454
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Speaker 3: We got above thirty eight degrees temperature?

455
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Speaker 1: We didn't know that was his wrong? Was it thirty eight?

456
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Speaker 1: I'm on that trampline.

457
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Speaker 3: I'm on the trampoline overnight, all right.

458
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Speaker 1: So this morning we're asking you, now, what have you

459
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Speaker 1: used for an improvised bed other than a trampoline? Nine

460
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Speaker 1: four one, one oh four three. Good morning, Jim Mike here,

461
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Speaker 1: I'm good Jim, hon you well. And what if he

462
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Speaker 1: used as a bed.

463
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Speaker 13: Well, I was very hot night one and I was hi.

464
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Speaker 10: Then I'll go to sleep on the pool.

465
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Speaker 4: And it had like hard size or actually.

466
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Speaker 15: Can't fall away and just up there or not.

467
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Speaker 12: And it worked in the morning.

468
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Speaker 13: I just roll rather than yeah, he'll cut my laps.

469
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Speaker 1: It's a bed, it's a gym. Drop and roll and

470
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Speaker 1: swim and crawl.

471
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Speaker 3: My friend actually tried to do a more ambitious version

472
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Speaker 3: of this when we went diagon board. No, he bought it.

473
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Speaker 3: You know the inflatable pools you get from kmart or target.

474
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Speaker 1: At the kids ones about a foot high.

475
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Speaker 3: About a foot high. He bought that camping with us

476
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Speaker 3: when we went camping by a lake, and he thought,

477
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Speaker 3: while you guys are intense, I'll float the night on

478
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Speaker 3: the lake, sleeping in the kidding pool. It didn't work. God,

479
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Speaker 3: the weight of a man in the pools, it drags.

480
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Speaker 1: The pool, especially little ten bat balls. They're not designed

481
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Speaker 1: for grown up.

482
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Speaker 3: So he started taking on water. This is before anybody

483
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Speaker 3: even went to As we were saying good night to him,

484
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Speaker 3: he started taking on water and he had to swim

485
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Speaker 3: in and he had to share a tep with somebody

486
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Speaker 3: else because he didn't pring his own.

487
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Speaker 1: All right, let's go to an old friend of ours

488
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Speaker 1: now from one last game. One of our great guys

489
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Speaker 1: that we met through that, Marty aka Shotgun, is on

490
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Speaker 1: the loan. Marty, Hey, hey doing always enjoyed to speech

491
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Speaker 1: to you. I'm glad you will mate. So whatever he

492
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Speaker 1: used as a bed that wasn't a bed.

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Speaker 12: So a few years ago, a few friends and I

494
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Speaker 12: went for dinner at Crown Casino and Melbourne, and I'm

495
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Speaker 12: not super familiar with the city, so I had to

496
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Speaker 12: GPS my way there. So we went to dinner. That

497
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Speaker 12: was all fine. Then after dinner.

498
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Speaker 1: You're not super familiar. I mean the Crown is a great,

499
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Speaker 1: big golden tower. The tower, I mean, just look most

500
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Speaker 1: places in Melbourne skyline. You'll see it's a golden tower

501
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 1: that says Handley on it. Crown. It's probably the most easiest.

502
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Speaker 1: I don't want landmark in the.

503
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Speaker 12: Closest thing I'd ever seen to a Crown at that

504
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 12: time in my life was a beater made. I live

505
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Speaker 12: on the peninsula. There's no big building telling him I.

506
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Speaker 1: Went up to the big smoke. I don't wait to

507
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Speaker 1: see this Crown. They all talk of how I find it.

508
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 1: My chuck Chuck A bug from the pronusula somehow fine,

509
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Speaker 1: You're follow the star in the night sky to Bethley, hen, yeah,

510
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 1: yet to the Crown.

511
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Speaker 12: I hit the promised Land. Yeah, and so we had dinner.

512
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Speaker 11: That was fine, and then after.

513
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Speaker 12: Dinner, one by one everybody left and you must have

514
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Speaker 12: been terrified in this forest, in this jungle town.

515
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

516
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Speaker 12: So I hit the realization that I had no idea

517
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Speaker 12: how to navigate the car park. So after about three

518
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Speaker 12: or four hours of pointlessly walking around trying to find

519
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Speaker 12: my car. Yeah, I know, I know, I did. I

520
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 12: didn't want to go to a security garden amid defeat,

521
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Speaker 12: so instead I just wedged myself between a pillar and

522
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Speaker 12: a car.

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Speaker 1: This is what it is to be, isn't it right? Seriously,

524
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Speaker 1: you'd rather sleep uncomfortably right on the concrete. A car

525
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: parked floor is filthyes, like cigarette lights oil.

526
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Speaker 12: Yeah, so that's what I chose to do until the

527
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Speaker 12: morning light he did, and then I was never get

528
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Speaker 12: my car from the lights in the morning.

529
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Speaker 1: I remember when my wife wife and I first got here,

530
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Speaker 1: we went to Chadstone and I didn't realize how big

531
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Speaker 1: the car park is there, like thousands and thousands of cars.

532
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Speaker 1: I remember we we just couldn't find it. And I

533
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 1: was the same as you. I'd rather die on the

534
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Speaker 1: floor here than ask the.

535
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Speaker 3: Man just walk home without a car.

536
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Speaker 1: I tell you didn't just die on the floor. There

537
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Speaker 1: was my wife and we actually get in that little

538
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Speaker 1: golf buggy and they drive you around. Look, and it

539
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 1: was so humiliating because it's like an orange flashing light.

540
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: They're saying idiots and people look at you. They judge

541
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Speaker 1: you like you lost your car. You're in the buggy. Hey, Marty,

542
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Speaker 1: brilliant story was sending one of our lidless steins. You

543
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Speaker 1: look after yourself, you too, Thanks, guys. Look.

544
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Speaker 6: Christian Connell Show.

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Speaker 1: Podcast Have you be able of? Emailed after the yesterday show,

546
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Speaker 1: just checking in seeing how things are between my wife

547
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 1: and I after the happy birthday stuff. She doesn't know

548
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: about it yet, so it means that we can get

549
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 1: another play between now at nine o'clock. We also have

550
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 1: a remix of it making into what it sounds like.

551
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Speaker 1: This is when my wife and I sang Happy Birthday

552
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 1: to our daughter last week and when the kids was

553
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: recording it and played it back over the weekend. The

554
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Speaker 1: kids were scare to play it back to my wife.

555
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 1: They'd played to me their singing in it was terrifying.

556
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Speaker 1: That hasn't been alter in any way. Before we leave

557
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Speaker 1: today's show, up a the horror remix of that. All right,

558
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Speaker 1: so before we get into three Tuesday, we're looking for

559
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Speaker 1: your stories of improvised beds. Peter, good morning, Good morning, Christian. Peter. Well,

560
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Speaker 1: what have you used as a bed that wasn't a bed?

561
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Speaker 13: Well, I used to, Oh, well, I was an aircraft

562
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Speaker 13: internet for many years. And when we worked in the

563
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Speaker 13: hangar night shift with doors. At the end of it shift,

564
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,719
Speaker 13: we'd have a few hours that we could put our

565
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Speaker 13: heads down and we'd look for somewhere secure that we

566
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Speaker 13: could sleep where we wouldn't be found to be given

567
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Speaker 13: another job. And then the corner in the corner of

568
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Speaker 13: the hangar, we had a lot of these spare engines.

569
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Speaker 13: So one of the nice spots, if you get early enough,

570
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Speaker 13: was in the tailpipe of one of the engines. The

571
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Speaker 13: tailpipe layman's turns as the exhaust. Yes, and these these

572
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Speaker 13: the engines already had a tarp thrown over them, so

573
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Speaker 13: once you're in the tailpipe laying down, no one would

574
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Speaker 13: find you.

575
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Speaker 1: Your cocooned in there, aren't you?

576
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I know.

577
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Speaker 1: Bet you could get quite a good sleep in there,

578
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Speaker 1: couldn't you.

579
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Speaker 13: Well, we used to work on these mattresses under the

580
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Speaker 13: engines and we'd throw one of the mattresses in there

581
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Speaker 13: and grab a pillow from the cabin and we'd be

582
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Speaker 13: set up for the ex the rest of the ship.

583
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Speaker 1: So hang in a minute, when you building airplanes for us? Right,

584
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Speaker 1: you're lying on a mattress doing that because I guess

585
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Speaker 1: you're lying down so long underneath the Is it the fuselage?

586
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Speaker 6: No?

587
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Speaker 13: No, yes, we work under the engine, but I'm talking

588
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Speaker 13: about these are the spare engine in the corner that.

589
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Speaker 16: You need for aircraft.

590
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Speaker 13: Sorry, but yeah, you with my work under the aircraft

591
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Speaker 13: that have an inch, there's a lot a lot of

592
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Speaker 13: information you don't really need at all.

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Speaker 1: It's quite a serious area, and I don't muck around

594
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Speaker 1: with Okay, start pointing bits going fuselage you're going to

595
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Speaker 1: fall out. Fall out with the book, Peter, Thank you

596
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 1: very much, she called, thanks, curling up any confusion with

597
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Speaker 1: this amateur reporter. Pick enough et? Can someone just tell

598
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Speaker 1: me there's the undercaracter you're playing called the fuselage rio

599
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Speaker 1: have a quick look on Google all right yesterday, we'll

600
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Speaker 1: a chat to one of you. John's a story and

601
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Speaker 1: then then my ears Pete Tubber thought, maybe there's a

602
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Speaker 1: phone in about what happened when Nan and Grandad were

603
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Speaker 1: in charge. Because lawless often lawless, not even different rules,

604
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Speaker 1: but just often lawless because they've been raised in a

605
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Speaker 1: real different kind of way, and they understand how Mom

606
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Speaker 1: and Dad the way they raise your like they worried

607
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: too much. Shouldn't coat these kids these days. I remember

608
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Speaker 1: my sister was never sent away like I would ever

609
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Speaker 1: summer holidays to go and say with my grandmother, and

610
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Speaker 1: I still talk about now to grow out. Why did

611
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Speaker 1: my sister have to go? I was only ever sent there,

612
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Speaker 1: and now really nice why I remember she would have

613
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Speaker 1: no problem right. Let me just on the day she

614
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Speaker 1: go off the shops and I'd be there by myself,

615
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Speaker 1: just playing, and I would climb up on the roof.

616
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Speaker 3: Where I played for a kid, that was the holy

617
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Speaker 3: grail of any.

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Speaker 1: House I've taken her. But she's sandwich up there in

619
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Speaker 1: a book, and that's quite happy for just to have

620
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Speaker 1: a look at everything going on, spying on the neighbors

621
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Speaker 1: and watching the cards and something up on the other

622
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Speaker 1: thing is she used to love to have a class

623
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Speaker 1: that I would pour for at the age of ten

624
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: of whiskey, right medicinal. She used to tell me right medicinal,

625
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Speaker 1: and I'd start to top it up. I didn't know

626
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Speaker 1: what alcohol was. Then she goes, keep going, keep going,

627
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Speaker 1: keep going, go and get me shy, and then she

628
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Speaker 1: would let me have a little what she would call

629
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Speaker 1: a hot toddy, like a little one to help me

630
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Speaker 1: go to sleep. Bet at work she actually, oh, yeah,

631
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Speaker 1: like down, didn't need a trampoline. Then chat what happened

632
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Speaker 1: when your nan and granddad were in charge.

633
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Speaker 3: So my mum is very suspicious that my nan baptized

634
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Speaker 3: me without anybody knowing what. Yeah, Nan has passed on now,

635
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 3: so we'll never get the full story. But Mum knows

636
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Speaker 3: that Nan asked a priest, does a baptism still work

637
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Speaker 3: if I would do it in my backyard?

638
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Speaker 1: And this is a backyard baptism. So was she an

639
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Speaker 1: amateur preacher or No?

640
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 3: She was not. No, she she wasn't. But Mum thinks

641
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 3: that one time, because I would go there to get

642
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Speaker 3: looked after by my grandparents, she believes that my grandma

643
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Speaker 3: baptized me without Mum and Dad's permission.

644
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Speaker 1: You may or may not be baptized.

645
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Speaker 3: I don't know if I am or not. I don't

646
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Speaker 3: feel like I'm going to hell, so maybe I have

647
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Speaker 3: been baptized. You can never be sure.

648
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Speaker 1: What great thing for you just to put out there publicly.

649
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like he's going.

650
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Speaker 3: To have the other thing. I asked my mum what

651
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Speaker 3: else would Nan and Pa do when I stayed there?

652
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Speaker 3: She said, Nan would let you lick salt out of

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Speaker 3: the palm of her hand when you were little, Because

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Speaker 3: in those days.

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Speaker 1: Before doing tequila. Hey, listen, if you're going to do shots,

656
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Speaker 1: stir right, salt, lemon, then tequila, then the mescal. You

657
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Speaker 1: get it right now, you baptized, Jack, you need to

658
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Speaker 1: do this stuff.

659
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Speaker 3: Apparently we weren't allowed to have salt at home, so

660
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Speaker 3: salt was a treat for when I went to NaN's house.

661
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Speaker 3: Oh god, in those days we didn't use sugar AsSalt

662
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Speaker 3: at home.

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Speaker 1: It's very healthy, all right. So what happened when Nan

664
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Speaker 1: and Grandad were in charge? Your Nan and Grandam out

665
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Speaker 1: there must have been quite laid back, Patsy, Oh.

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Speaker 5: Mine, Yeah, they were pretty straight. Actually they were both

667
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Speaker 5: off farms and yeah, I can't. I haven't got any

668
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Speaker 5: memories of them letting me do anything sort of out

669
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Speaker 5: of the ordinary. Really, we were pretty straight laced.

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Speaker 1: No four one four one o four three give us

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Speaker 1: a call. Then what happened when that's a hard dodge

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Speaker 1: on it? No, I've got nothing for me. I just

673
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Speaker 1: got the news. Okay, let me ask you again. Just

674
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Speaker 1: make some up so they let you go skydiver just

675
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Speaker 1: in case people tune in. Patsy, what happened when your

676
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Speaker 1: nan and grandad were in charge?

677
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Speaker 5: I went shooting? I went shooting, went spotlighting in the e.

678
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Speaker 1: Where did you go for that one? Why would just

679
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Speaker 1: someone just tune in? Make that inntol A promo today

680
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Speaker 1: is farm grandparents and Patsy helling.

681
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Speaker 3: Spree with Grandpa. It's all over. The news is terrible.

682
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Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast, What happened when Nan and

683
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: Grandad were left in charge? Christian? My nan didn't know

684
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Speaker 1: what to give me as a child, so she just

685
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: gave me what she drank instant coffee two an eight

686
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: year old? What could possibly go wrong? Christ to my

687
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: grandma was let's go to the video rental place and

688
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: pick whatever we wanted. We couldn't believe our luck. We

689
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: got aliens out. My brother got so scared watching that

690
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: he threw up. Bless him, that's scared. It's a terrifying movie.

691
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: Chris seven year oldest brother was Christian. My granddad encouraged

692
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: us to take his dart board off the wall, take

693
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 1: it out into the garden and play darts on the

694
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: floor in front of each other, throwing So the dart

695
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,920
Speaker 1: board is in between him and his brother. Verdict, and

696
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: you're throwing dance into board. What could possibly go wrong?

697
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: He encouraged us to throw the dance as high as possible,

698
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Speaker 1: dip this wild abandoned get you come on, get out

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Speaker 1: of here all right? Nine four one four one o

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Speaker 1: four three. What happened when Nan and granddad were in charge?

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Speaker 12: So morning, Christian, I've come home from work. I was

702
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Speaker 12: very blessed enough to have my mother look after my

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Speaker 12: children for a day.

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Speaker 8: A week. The youngest daughter of all of seven's come running.

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Speaker 15: Up, Mummy, Mommy, grandma's made me vomit.

706
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Speaker 8: Let's what's your main Grandma's made me vomit?

707
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Speaker 15: Yeah, And she said, oh, we've had spider drinking competitions

708
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 15: and I drank four and I vomited green floth.

709
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Speaker 1: What a spider drinking competition?

710
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 3: Spider good deck. It's delicious cream in lemonade.

711
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 1: Ice cream float, but in.

712
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Speaker 8: This case green enough to stay in the cream carpet.

713
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 1: And more than one is all ice cream and the fish.

714
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Speaker 1: It's something in the washing machine for a young child's stomach.

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Speaker 11: That's the one I.

716
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Speaker 1: Haven't said that. That's just does sound like a fun

717
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Speaker 1: drinking competition with your nan doing ice cream floats. So

718
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Speaker 1: thank you very much, you call mate, look after.

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Speaker 8: You, welcome by Kylie, Hey, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to kill so Nan and grand died in charge.

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Speaker 1: What happened?

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Speaker 15: My nan and grand dad were very naughty when they

723
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Speaker 15: looked after us. My nan used to make us sugar

724
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Speaker 15: sandwiches with.

725
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Speaker 1: Very sick white bread.

726
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 15: Yeah, white bread. And she used to give us, let

727
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Speaker 15: us plays with sugar.

728
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Speaker 1: Basically, they were like dealers. Folks used to love shoveling

729
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: that to the next generation to get them hooked. The

730
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Speaker 1: first pumps on us. After that, you'll pay for this breas.

731
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Speaker 15: And my grandfather used to leave a little bit of

732
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Speaker 15: beer in the bottom of his mark and let me

733
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Speaker 15: drink the drinks of his beer.

734
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Speaker 1: You need to wash down all that sugar in the

735
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Speaker 1: sandwiches and like a sugary little slug. Yeah, it's amazing, Kytie,

736
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Speaker 1: thank you very much you call me.

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Speaker 15: You're welcome.

738
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Speaker 1: Love your show guys, Thank you, Kylie. Who is doing? Daniel?

739
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Speaker 1: Danny boy? Hi?

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Speaker 6: Christian there he is Dan?

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Speaker 1: Why But when Nan and granddad were in charge.

742
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Speaker 14: So I also go up on a farm just out

743
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Speaker 14: New Grampian sort of area, and it was absolutely nothing

744
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Speaker 14: unusual for the kids to go out with a grandparents

745
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Speaker 14: shooting on the farm. You know, we we all started

746
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Speaker 14: at a young age to learn to respect firearms and

747
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Speaker 14: stuff a lot more.

748
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Speaker 1: And that's the best age because you really understand only

749
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Speaker 1: about respecting firearms. Firearms at a young age, you respect everything.

750
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Speaker 1: When you like seven or eight, that's the time to

751
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Speaker 1: get a gune.

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Speaker 3: I look back and by child down and think of

753
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 3: how much disrespect I had because I think my parents

754
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Speaker 3: didn't put one in my hands.

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Speaker 14: But no, Look, you start shootings and then you can

756
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Speaker 14: work your way up to control.

757
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Speaker 1: And then I got a bit muffled there. So like

758
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Speaker 1: you start shooting bears, you start where do you go

759
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: from a bear? Once you've done a code at bear,

760
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Speaker 1: then we can talk respect the bear and the firearms.

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Speaker 10: Son.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, So you start with the cats, and then once

763
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Speaker 1: you've got that entry level, once you look to loading

764
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Speaker 1: and you know how to use a golden Eagle pistol,

765
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Speaker 1: then what do you go and shoot?

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Speaker 14: When you know you're a bit older, you can you

767
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Speaker 14: go out and you do a bit of pest control

768
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Speaker 14: and stuff like that.

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Speaker 10: And yeah, but by that age.

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Speaker 1: You know that's in italics, isn't it pest control?

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Speaker 3: Granddad?

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Speaker 1: Granddad decided that nigh, but I don't like him. Can

773
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: a warning shot over the head? Always respect their head?

774
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Speaker 3: Visualize a can pretending.

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Speaker 1: Daniel Pancticle.

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian, good morning to Trudy's just emailed at work. Christ

778
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Speaker 1: I'm listening to the show. We're not meant to be

779
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 1: listening to your show, but I'm listening to the show secretly.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Christian. Min Nan and Grandad. When we go

781
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Speaker 1: and stay with them, we s have to go spend

782
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Speaker 1: the night in the same room as Nan and Grandad. Oh, hey,

783
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Speaker 1: I call Grandpa Joe in Journie the Chocolate Battery. All

784
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Speaker 1: the grandparents in that big old bed, all day. Every

785
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: night they were after the lights went out, they would

786
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: just catch about all the local crimes and murders around

787
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Speaker 1: the neighbor.

788
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 3: How many murders were happening in the neighborhood.

789
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Speaker 1: Please please build a time machine and turn this into

790
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: a podcast. See what old people are going. If you

791
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 1: heard what happened around the corner, it's seventy two slain

792
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Speaker 1: in their sleep. Good night kid, It.

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Speaker 3: Could happen to anybody.

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Speaker 1: We would lie they're shaking in our beds. Two scared,

795
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Speaker 1: didn't get up to go to the toilet during the night?

796
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Speaker 1: Man alive? That's what the hads and modus? Where were

797
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Speaker 1: Where are you living in the bronx?

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Speaker 17: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Weally being got pushed over in the name all right?

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Speaker 1: Three time a Tuesday we run a couple of phone

801
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Speaker 1: ins at the same time. This one'm calling it all

802
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: kicked off. You'll know what we're looking for. If you

803
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 1: had a brother or sister, there's always that one defining

804
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: moment where it all kicks off. Pushing starts to shoving

805
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: moment and get involved or a fraka or a brue haha.

806
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,439
Speaker 1: You still talk about it to this day. It all

807
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: kicked off. What happened been your brother or your sister.

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Speaker 3: We were talking about monopoly and board games yesterday. My

809
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 3: last physical altercation with my brother when we were twelve

810
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Speaker 3: and thirteen, was over a game of Monopoly.

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Speaker 1: So what happened?

812
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Speaker 3: I was in the right. I went into debt to him.

813
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 3: But I said, oh, mortgage some properties to pay the debt.

814
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 3: He said, no, you can only mortgage properties before you

815
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Speaker 3: go into debt, which isn't right.

816
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Speaker 1: And who knew that? I mean, now this makes sense,

817
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: knowing you now how much you love board games. But

818
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Speaker 1: being played correctly, and.

819
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Speaker 3: It heat it up, headed up until the board got

820
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Speaker 3: thrown across the room. We did that that brother wrestling,

821
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 3: not really punches, sort of like holding onto each other,

822
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 3: rolling around the floor. I have never played Monopoly since

823
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Speaker 3: that day.

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Speaker 1: Really, that's awesome, right it all kicked off. What's your

825
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: story of just like that with your brother and sister?

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Speaker 1: Nine one four three? And I'm expecting no calls with

827
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Speaker 1: this one right Nune. But last week I was talking

828
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Speaker 1: about how when I was in Tasmania, I saw one

829
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Speaker 1: of those businesses you'll see businesses, aren't this, and like

830
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Speaker 1: mister so and so, dr so and so, this guy

831
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Speaker 1: was the roller door doctor. I thinking, Wow, in Tasmania,

832
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Speaker 1: this guy's got the road. If there's a problem with

833
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: your roller door, you're calling the roller door doctor. And

834
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: even got an email from someone who's the roller door

835
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Speaker 1: doctor here in Melbourne. There's a whole secret underground network

836
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Speaker 1: of the roller door doctors, you know. And so I was,

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about garage store some road doors over

838
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Speaker 1: the weekends, if there was anything in it. And remember

839
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Speaker 1: years ago a friend of mine, his dad had a

840
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Speaker 1: very high tech garage door right and in our area

841
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: when nobody else had a garage door. It's quiet, you

842
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: know that were just automately had a pink coat and

843
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: it would just open up when his dad was out.

844
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Speaker 1: We used to open up and hang on to it

845
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Speaker 1: as it would go up and be lifted. What excitement.

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Speaker 1: Right before I went to tessy Land. That's all we

847
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Speaker 1: have was just being gripping on to that garage door

848
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Speaker 1: until one day I remember it obviously it ended in tears.

849
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Speaker 1: He just kept going, you know, we've got that thirst,

850
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Speaker 1: Chris to go all the way up there. I would

851
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Speaker 1: always leap off, like really too soon because we was

852
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Speaker 1: scared about being eaten by the top of the garage door.

853
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Speaker 1: He got his fingers wedged up there right because right

854
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Speaker 1: at the top crushed and then leapt off and it

855
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Speaker 1: just stuck there. And I remember I just went home

856
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Speaker 1: because I thought, this is your dad.

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Speaker 3: Well it's been a good day, but I must be

858
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Speaker 3: getting the.

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Speaker 1: I'm out of here. It's your dad's garage door. You

860
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 1: want to go the way. So the topic is simply doors,

861
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: whether it's roller doors, trap doors, garage doors, loft doors,

862
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: secret doors, being stuck behind a door, it's anything to

863
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: do with the world of doors. Carl Brighter, you're.

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Speaker 6: Listening to the question know Carl's show podcast.

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Speaker 1: All right, So on three tip at Tuesday it all

866
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Speaker 1: kicked off. We're looking for your stories when it all

867
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Speaker 1: kicked off between brothers or sisters, sisters and brothers like

868
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 1: Jack and his brother last time they played Monopoly at

869
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Speaker 1: the age of twelve and thirteen. Literally a board got

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Speaker 1: thrown across the room.

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Speaker 3: The Monopoly board, yes, rolling around on the floor like

872
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 3: a cartoon. And that's how I remember it, with the

873
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,240
Speaker 3: smoke and the stars going over our heads.

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Speaker 1: Four three it all kicked off. And also doors, anything

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Speaker 1: to do with doors, whether it's roller doors, trap doors,

876
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Speaker 1: garage doors, loft doors, secret doors are being stuck behind

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Speaker 1: a door one four three Mary Jane, Good morning.

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Speaker 8: His Marian, Hi Christian.

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Speaker 17: We was the eighties. Mom and dad left us at home,

880
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Speaker 17: so it was six and eight. They had that transition

881
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Speaker 17: where you left her home for an hour. My brother

882
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Speaker 17: and I were running around the house having a fight,

883
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Speaker 17: and I slide the siding door across between the doorway

884
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Speaker 17: and my brother decided to smash at me and straight

885
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Speaker 17: for the window glass he went. So then we had

886
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Speaker 17: to hide the blood and everything and try to get

887
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Speaker 17: in contact with our parents, don't you.

888
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Speaker 1: I actually want the answer to to be fair anyone

889
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Speaker 1: in calling here without putting you on the list. I

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Speaker 1: try and to test any thing I highly recommend.

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Speaker 17: So we never confessed until we're eighteen that we actually

892
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Speaker 17: were fighting and that my brother put his fists through

893
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Speaker 17: the glass. It wasn't until were eighteen.

894
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Speaker 3: The silver lining of fights like this is when you

895
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Speaker 3: realize you're going to get in trouble for mom and dad.

896
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Speaker 3: You actually worked well as a tea.

897
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Speaker 1: It's a truth show, a peace accord, isn't it. You

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Speaker 1: know that you come together, you united in one thing.

899
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Speaker 1: Nine of you want to get tired into blood. I

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Speaker 1: did today's show all right, Mary Anne, thank you very much. Cool,

901
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Speaker 1: have a good day.

902
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Speaker 17: Thanks Christian bar it's a.

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Speaker 1: Revolution of background. Someone's been overthrown. I think it's been

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Speaker 1: Mary Anne. Mick Good morning, Mick.

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Speaker 8: Hello, how are you?

906
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Speaker 1: I'm good mate. So doors, yes, doors.

907
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Speaker 8: We hit a new set of stairs built in our place,

908
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 8: and the toilet was installed underneath, and the door had

909
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Speaker 8: just been hung. It was all painted inside, and the

910
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 8: missus says, oh, the painters have left a stripe on

911
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:42,399
Speaker 8: the paint work. They haven't finished it properly. And I said, no, no,

912
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Speaker 8: it's just where the sun's shining between the gap of.

913
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Speaker 6: The door and the wall.

914
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Speaker 8: She says, no, no, no, and she's pulled the door closed.

915
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Speaker 8: Now I had the tongue to go into the slot,

916
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Speaker 8: but it didn't have the door hand in it.

917
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Speaker 6: We're locked inside.

918
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Speaker 1: Trapped under your stairs.

919
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Speaker 8: Yes, yeah, yeah, there was a roomy toilet. There wasn't

920
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Speaker 8: too bad.

921
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Speaker 1: So how long were you in there?

922
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Speaker 8: Probably about five minutes or so, But I did a mcguiver.

923
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Speaker 8: The only thing I had in my pocket was a

924
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Speaker 8: plastic comb. So I've tase off the plastic comb and

925
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Speaker 8: stuck it through the hole where the door handle would

926
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Speaker 8: have been in there. That sort of you, my hero.

927
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Speaker 1: I love this, this is You're right, you're a real

928
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Speaker 1: life mcgiver.

929
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Speaker 8: Until it wedged and it opened and I did manage

930
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Speaker 8: to point here, Yes, it was where the sun was

931
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Speaker 8: shining through the gap. That wasn't because the paint had.

932
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Speaker 11: Had done a good job.

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Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Three time Tuesday, looking for your stories that we do

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Speaker 1: every week on the show and every day on the show.

936
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Speaker 1: When did it all kick off? Brother taken on? Brother,

937
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Speaker 1: sisters taken on sisters, brothers and sisters taking each other on.

938
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Speaker 1: I remember one of the most amazing sights I saw

939
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Speaker 1: was one Christmas round at my sisters and she's got

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Speaker 1: four boys and they live on a farm. They are

941
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Speaker 1: to farm boys, okay, And I remember I stupidly got

942
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Speaker 1: also them for Christmas a joint present before I don't

943
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Speaker 1: know what I was thinking of, Right, I've got daughters

944
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Speaker 1: for four brothers.

945
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Speaker 3: Well do you think they can't share?

946
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Speaker 1: No, No, because they've got you know, you've got one

947
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Speaker 1: who's the elder. Then there's the two two middles, one

948
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Speaker 1: then a really aggressive younger the youngest one as well,

949
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Speaker 1: and their farm lads, right, and so I gave them

950
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Speaker 1: this toy car that they could all share together. So

951
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Speaker 1: it wasn't even mid day on Christmas Day. Two of

952
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Speaker 1: them started having an actual fight, I mean wailing on

953
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Speaker 1: each other at fist right. Then the other two joined in,

954
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Speaker 1: and at one point there were four brothers, like a

955
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Speaker 1: Western rule, not even midday on Christmas Day, four brothers fighting,

956
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 1: actually punching each other, headlocks, people going over on the

957
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Speaker 1: coffee table.

958
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Speaker 3: I think in WWE they call it royal.

959
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: Rumbles on Christmas Day? All right, when did it all

960
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Speaker 1: kick off? And doors? Have you got stories about doors?

961
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Speaker 1: Known for one four one oh four three, Craig, welcome

962
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Speaker 1: to the show, Get a team.

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Speaker 16: How are you?

964
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're good, Craig. I hope you're you're good as well? Doors?

965
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Speaker 10: Doors, doors, and a kickoff. So my elder brother was

966
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Speaker 10: he was teaching me how to ride his trail bike.

967
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Speaker 10: So it was about twelve at the time, and come

968
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Speaker 10: across the backyard, gave it a bit too much throttle,

969
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 10: come up the backsteps and smash through the back door

970
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Speaker 10: into the kitchen.

971
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Speaker 3: And is this is this a kid's motorbike or a

972
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Speaker 3: full size motorbike.

973
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Speaker 10: No full size motibike.

974
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Speaker 1: But as I mean, not even evil can Eevil would

975
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Speaker 1: have dared to put off the evil. You're gonna have

976
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Speaker 1: to forget about the Grand Canyon, right, You've got to

977
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Speaker 1: go up the buck steps and through that door that's

978
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Speaker 1: too dead to door. Crashed through a door old were

979
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Speaker 1: twelve twelve. Imagine being in the kitchen and where that

980
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Speaker 1: room was, you said, is going son.

981
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Speaker 10: Unfortunately, it gets worse. My parents were there at the time,

982
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Speaker 10: so I'm in my panic. I've actually pulled the bike

983
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Speaker 10: back and I've caught it up on the door hinge,

984
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Speaker 10: so I've actually got a sitting there and still wherever

985
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Speaker 10: that it's got out. My brothers come across the backyard

986
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Speaker 10: starts throwing punches at me. So I've heard his precious

987
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:19,399
Speaker 10: bike get out the door. My older sisters come out.

988
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,799
Speaker 10: She's been able to turn the bike off. She's called

989
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 10: it partner around who was a joiner, so he's been

990
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Speaker 10: able to refit the door and do everything for us.

991
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 10: Sticks it all up. Then for years my parents have

992
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 10: never known, but every time my brother and sister wanted

993
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Speaker 10: something done, they just say door and they blackmail.

994
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 1: Oh the power over a younger brother or sister a

995
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:45,800
Speaker 1: door Craig with any one of our lidless Styes, it

996
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: doesn't fit enough, but that's a great story, an epic one.

997
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 10: All good.

998
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: Look at that? What are monst here? Are there on

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Speaker 1: the lines?

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Speaker 6: Look Christian O'Connell Show Podcast two stories.

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00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 1: It all kicked off, brothers and brothers, sisters and brothers,

1002
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 1: family members, It all kicked off. What happened? And doors?

1003
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: I just love Craigs. The image of Craig driving that motorbike.

1004
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,280
Speaker 1: Did he say it was twelve through the back door.

1005
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: It's just hanging up that they can't turn it off.

1006
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: He's just twelve. And then his older brother punching him

1007
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: when there's a bike just revving in the air, and

1008
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: old just just having a court a boyfriend as a

1009
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,800
Speaker 1: joiner to build a new door to cover up this crime.

1010
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,240
Speaker 1: Doors and it all kicked off. Dennis.

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00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 4: Good morning morning, Christian. I've got a car door story

1012
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Speaker 4: for you.

1013
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Speaker 1: Great thought about the car door off you go, Dennis.

1014
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 4: So when I was young and impressionable, I thought I

1015
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 4: needed a sports car to impress women. So I went

1016
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Speaker 4: and bought myself a clapped out sports car, and my

1017
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 4: dad was a mechanic who drove them to the car

1018
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,640
Speaker 4: around the Dad's guards to show it off, and he

1019
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 4: was very, very unimpressed, but he jumped in the car

1020
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 4: anyway and he said take me home. So I was

1021
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 4: on the way to take him home. We're going round

1022
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 4: to roundabout and Dad used to had a habit of

1023
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 4: leaning on the on the window with arm at the window,

1024
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,240
Speaker 4: and the door opened passing to your door rolled open

1025
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 4: going round the roundabout and Dad fell out of the car.

1026
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 1: But he.

1027
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,359
Speaker 4: Didn't fall all the way out. He fell halfway out,

1028
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 4: so it was like he was being dragged around the roundabout.

1029
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 4: I was trying to close the door and pull him

1030
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 4: in at the same hand, and managed to get him

1031
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 4: back into the car, got their door shut, got him home,

1032
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 4: and then I couldn't get him out of the car

1033
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 4: because he had Arthur Atis and it was so low

1034
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 4: to the grind.

1035
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Speaker 1: Oh, poor fella. It was not good, poor dad. I mean,

1036
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 1: amazing story, Dennis, But your poor dad. Did you ever

1037
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,240
Speaker 1: get him in the sports car again?

1038
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 4: Never again? Never again?

1039
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: And did you keep with the sports car? Did you

1040
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 1: set it after that?

1041
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 4: I think it lasted about two.

1042
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: Weeks, Dennis, with sending one of our Lidlesstein. Brilliant, brilliant story.

1043
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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, mate, you're very much to say.

1044
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:04,720
Speaker 1: Oh god, that was funny. Sean, good day Christian?

1045
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 8: Here are you?

1046
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure? What's your story for us?

1047
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 16: Mate?

1048
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 11: Good day Christian? And the guys when me and me

1049
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 11: and my brother were sort of, you know a little

1050
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 11: bit teenagers and stuff like that, for about threat we

1051
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 11: used to have pretty epic epig arguments and fights and

1052
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 11: stuff that usually ended up with one one the other

1053
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 11: of us chasing each other up the hallway and then

1054
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 11: hiding him the other one's room and then shutting the

1055
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Speaker 11: door so the other one couldn't get him. So we

1056
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:33,439
Speaker 11: just stood decided we'd run through the door and ripped

1057
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Speaker 11: the door off the hinges as we were as like

1058
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 11: a kick his shoulder.

1059
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: What stories, I can understand this? And running through how

1060
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 1: fair or were you were? You're running through doors to

1061
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: catch each other? Yeah?

1062
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 11: Yeah, we were.

1063
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Speaker 1: So.

1064
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 11: Then so after about about the eighth door that mom

1065
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 11: and Dad had to replace, they decided that we weren't

1066
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Speaker 11: allowed to have any doors in the house.

1067
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Speaker 1: With them, and then.

1068
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 11: They yeah, they put like sheep like bed shaped over

1069
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Speaker 11: our bedroom so we could still have that little bit.

1070
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Speaker 3: Of They took out all the doors internal doors in

1071
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Speaker 3: the house.

1072
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 11: So they just took out our bedroom doors so we

1073
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 11: can be we could have so we could have some

1074
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 11: a bit of privacy. But by the guy, the guy

1075
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 11: that we lived in a small country town, so that

1076
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 11: the local hardware shop love and dad when they come

1077
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 11: in a new door, over the.

1078
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Speaker 1: Door more hinges aim my three. We got four doors

1079
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Speaker 1: and three special specialty on doors.

1080
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Speaker 11: But it's kind of funny because the girl that works

1081
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 11: in the hardware stuff still works there and she always

1082
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 11: every time I go in there, she she still mentions

1083
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 11: him best customer.

1084
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:54,880
Speaker 1: Those boys puss through eight doors. You should train firefighters

1085
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: because they have to learn how to do that correctly.

1086
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 1: The old shoulder barge in the door. No one better

1087
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 1: than you guys doing that the age of nine.

1088
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 11: Decided that yeah they had enough sea.

1089
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: Oh that's great, Sean. We've goingly through these liddless sties,

1090
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: but so many great stories today we're aching from laughing.

1091
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Speaker 1: Sean was ondly one of our lidtless sties. Thanks you story.

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Speaker 6: Awesome Christian know Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 1: So over the weekend in our house, I oldest daughter

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Speaker 1: turned seventeen and on letter rearrange things. Obviously we all

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Speaker 1: know why. And before the lockdown, we're hastily rearranging the

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Speaker 1: family birthday dinner we were going to have over the

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Speaker 1: weekend to Thursday night, so we're all out, and I

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Speaker 1: arranged for you know, the surprise cake to come out

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Speaker 1: with candle and all that, and my wife and I

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Speaker 1: sang Happy Birthday, and over the weekend the kids came

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Speaker 1: to went, hey, you've got to hear this mum's singing.

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Speaker 1: You went great, but mom, it's the worst thing you

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Speaker 1: ever heard. They played it to me and I'm horrified

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Speaker 1: but also wildly delighted at how bad my wife's is.

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Speaker 3: Hey, come on, you're not so you don't come across

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Speaker 3: so good in this son, and.

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Speaker 1: I got to say, just just just say this right.

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Speaker 1: Years and years ago, Brian Adams came in Perhaps you'll

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Speaker 1: love this, and he sang a couple of songs on

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Speaker 1: the show and he said, I'm going to do baby

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Speaker 1: when you're gone now, but obviously Male Sea isn't here,

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Speaker 1: will you be? The Male Sea partner went, oh god,

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Speaker 1: now I'll ruin it. I can't sing, and the rest

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Speaker 1: of him were going, oh, he can really. They knew

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Speaker 1: I couldn't. They just wanted to me to humiliate myself.

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Speaker 1: And he went, ah okay, and I went no, no, no, Brian,

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Speaker 1: I really can't. I'll ruin it. You won't find it funny.

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Speaker 1: We go, come on, everyone can sing, just join in.

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Speaker 1: I start singing, and he's he actually convissed. He's crying

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Speaker 1: with laughing, and he's going, this is for real, this

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Speaker 1: this for real. It's going No what he was looking like,

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Speaker 1: this doesn't make sense. I've got people that me all

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Speaker 1: over the world. You really can't hold a tune. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: have listen said this is in the restaurant, we're all

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Speaker 1: singing happy birthday. So it starts monotonal with me find

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Speaker 1: a Titanic because it's sinking.

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Speaker 3: My wife?

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Speaker 1: Whoa de change? All right, Whitney. I looked around the restaurant, right,

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Speaker 1: and everyone was in a good mood because you're out

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Speaker 1: a couple of hours before lockdown. People were looking the

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Speaker 1: other way that I don't involve us. Whatever that horror

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Speaker 1: scene is. No one joined him.

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Speaker 16: That change.

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Speaker 1: It does sound like something from a horror movie.

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Speaker 18: Somewhere between science and suppers to shop, there.

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Speaker 16: Is another world.

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Speaker 1: Nobody expected it.

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Speaker 16: Nobody you leave it good stuff.

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Speaker 1: I am in the spare rooms and I I may

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Speaker 1: need to go to stage Jackie bye. That might be

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Speaker 1: one too far. You don't even know that I played

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Speaker 1: out the originally, but now that, oh boy, one more time,

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Speaker 1: because I don't think you're allowed to hear it tomorrow.

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Speaker 18: Somewhere between science and a superstition, there is another world.

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Speaker 18: Nobody expected it, nobody beat it.

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Speaker 1: Good stuff. I hope you will enjoy that.

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about Hitler's wife Snickers. Someone has actually bought

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Speaker 1: Hitler's wife Snickers and an auction a pair of knickers

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Speaker 1: long into Adolphinler's wife Eva Brawne sold an auction for

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Speaker 1: seven thousand dollars anonymous. Yet I would say he bit

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Speaker 1: youself whatever you're using them for? PERV and anonymous UK

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Speaker 1: figures Boris In other words, Boris Johnson. I can imagine

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Speaker 1: in his desk draw nonemous UK telephone. But this is

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Speaker 1: how he celebrated Freedom Day. I'm gonna go and buy

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Speaker 1: myself something online, I think for my wife for the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Ivrabaun's Nickers. The guy who got this this anonymous UK telephone.

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Speaker 1: Bidow also owns Eva Braune's white lace nice stress night

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Speaker 1: dress that he's shelled out five thousand dollars for. He's

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Speaker 1: building the.

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Speaker 3: Kit, collect the set. They're worth more together, all right.

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Speaker 1: This news about Hitler's wife's nickers leads us to today's

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Speaker 1: time wasts to of course underwear man underwear bands. Let's

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Speaker 1: imagine then we're building a festival for underwear.

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Speaker 3: Yes, who's on the bill?

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Speaker 1: Oh, good old American band. That's right, Knickerback. I think

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Speaker 1: they're Canadian Canadian rock band.

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Speaker 3: Knicker Back Gold, Stevie Nickers, Silver.

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Speaker 1: Adam, and they put some pants on Adam, come on,

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Speaker 1: Prince Charming, Olivia Newton, Bonds silver plus, what a legend.

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Speaker 1: Hall of famer Annie Lennox, he'd sing, of course with

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Speaker 1: the rhythmics, and all women have these. They're granny pants.

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Speaker 1: Put that together. You've got granny panty Lenox. Oh God,

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Speaker 1: tell you what the beg's didn't they sing in very

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Speaker 1: high full settles. Well, and why they're all wearing beg

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Speaker 1: streams TG strings? Hang you and we just played them

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Speaker 1: the basque freet boys.

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Speaker 3: What's the best.

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Speaker 1: It's like a posh corset. We should all be so

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Speaker 1: lucky bronze. Oh all right, Jackie boy. Who else is

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Speaker 1: on nicker fest an underwear festival?

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Speaker 3: Underwear bands? It's the tidy whitey Bostons.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. Yeah, silver, solid workman.

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Speaker 3: Like John Thung Jovin.

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Speaker 1: That's god, that's very cold, very very good.

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Speaker 3: Four non bonds.

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Speaker 1: Shocker, No, not a shock shocker.

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Speaker 3: Shot Factor was shocked at how much we laughed. Match

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Speaker 3: Jock's twenty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's more like it.

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Speaker 3: Gold and guns and pantyhoses. Yeah, market panty hose is increepy.

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Speaker 3: Let's not get into that.

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Speaker 1: Do you obviously like an ice lady with panty hose?

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Speaker 1: That you your anchor? All right, what have you got?

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Speaker 1: Then we're looking for your underwear bands. This can only

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Speaker 1: go badly, can't it. There's a high chance of some

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Speaker 1: of our listeners taking this into territory. This show does

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Speaker 1: not belong to Cayler Bryner.

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Speaker 6: Know you're listening to the Christian Okyl's show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Time Out to mark your atwork time wasters. Let's see

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Speaker 1: you've got underwear bands after the news unnecessary news. A

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Speaker 1: pair of knickers belonging to Adolf Hitler's wife, Eva Braun

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Speaker 1: who knows what goes on inside somebody's head. Hey, sold

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Speaker 1: rocks and at seven thousand dollars, seven thousand dollars, you

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Speaker 1: can own Adam Hitler's wife's knickers. The same person also

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Speaker 1: has brought her white lace night dress for fucking thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: It also means there was somebody who previously owned it,

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Speaker 3: who held it from maybe up to seventy years, and thought,

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Speaker 3: you know what, it's time that departs my collection. Now

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Speaker 3: about enough fun.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're looking for your underwear bands boys to

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Speaker 1: Mankini silver, Michael Death leopard print thong gold. Can you

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Speaker 1: believe there was a time when men would actually war

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Speaker 1: would wear leopard print thongs? Men would yeah, yeah back

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Speaker 1: in the eighties, chat didn't they? Pats, I don't know

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Speaker 1: Bruno Bras gold. He needs to bring on his own

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Speaker 1: line of Bruno Brass, Scott well done Fleetwood dacks silver. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess we're Stevie Nickers. Uh. Flock of wife fronts gold,

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Speaker 1: imagine pantaloons.

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Speaker 3: Not really bronze, no day, but.

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Speaker 1: Come kinds of breefs instead of kinds of chiefs.

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Speaker 3: Gold, Navon bra Silvil plus Phil's Cottons instead of Phil Collins.

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Speaker 1: Gold plus well done, brah Men Gold, Kenny g String Gold,

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Speaker 1: Elvis Wedgie instead of Elvis Presley. Then given quite Bruce

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Speaker 1: g Stringsteen. That deserves the gold. And you know you

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Speaker 1: want to word don Kathy my chemical no.

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Speaker 3: Pants gold plus well done.

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Speaker 1: So that's fair. That's your best one of the year,

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Speaker 1: my friend Ones Direction silver, New Kids on the Jocks

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Speaker 1: sil plus, jock Set gold, great tribute to rock set,

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Speaker 1: just dudes, jock set, ladies and gents. Uh, who else

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Speaker 1: We've got thirty odd foot of why front bronze can vest.

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Speaker 3: He's the best.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an undergarment. Yeah, in the underwear section.

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Speaker 3: Bronze plus, Savage Garters Gold, Busty of Rhymes silver, and.

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Speaker 1: Oh dear, I'm sorry that we're actually ending on this one,

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Speaker 1: my fai. It's very much fun in the jack humor.

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Speaker 1: But blink one eight pooh.

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Speaker 3: That's not Mike.

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Speaker 1: Rio, isn't it. He loves that night. Wait getting the

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Speaker 1: tests and they'll be laughing his.

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Speaker 3: Head a bronze.

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Speaker 1: Oh so above it now, you Jackie boy. All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much today for all the calls and

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Speaker 1: all the emails. I know it's supposed to be our

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Speaker 1: job every morning to come in here and hopefully try

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Speaker 1: and cheaing you up at the moment this morning. I

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Speaker 1: sent a Jack earlier, right about twenty minutes ago. Our

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Speaker 1: cheeks actually ate from laughing the day. We've had so

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Speaker 1: many really really epically funny, monumentally funny stories from you guys,

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Speaker 1: so many funny calls. And I know in Lockdown there's

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Speaker 1: no school run. A lot of you are indoors where

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Speaker 1: you have to be, but my god, it was so funny.

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Speaker 1: Today's show not from us, from you guys, So thank

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Speaker 1: you very much for the calls. You already cheered us

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Speaker 1: up by today tomorrow the show we're getting into the

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Speaker 1: ages out of the eighties. It's the Letter I. We

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Speaker 1: had a meeting yesterday. It's going to be the quickest one,

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Speaker 1: I reckon. There's a minute in it in talking about

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Speaker 1: Indiana Jones and that big boulder Jack's idea, and I

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Speaker 1: love this one to throw wide. O't because there's not

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Speaker 1: a lot else to talk about to do with the

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Speaker 1: Letter I. I wonder when we get to the Letter Z

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Speaker 1: whether they're going to have more to say.

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Speaker 3: About maybe X Y Z. We just squeeze them all together.

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Speaker 1: We don't know yet, but I Indiana Jones as we

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Speaker 1: could in excess. But that's it. So what are we

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Speaker 1: going to do tomorrow for eighties of the eighties. We're

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Speaker 1: going to blow up a bit.

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Speaker 3: We thought, start with this sentence in the eighties eye

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Speaker 3: and finish it. So anything that you did in the eighties,

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Speaker 3: there is an interesting story for me in the eighties,

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Speaker 3: I was born. Don't put me straight to it.

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Speaker 1: So you cussified that, You cussified that as interesting and significant.

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Speaker 3: In the eighties, I we make it.

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Speaker 1: When I'm looking for an interesting story, I just tell

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Speaker 1: people I was born, and I went for their reaction already.

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Speaker 1: I'm excited about today's show. We should go now, everybody,

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Speaker 1: we've peaked about half an hour ago. Bye bye.

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