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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Stinking raining start today? Just awful out there, horrendous start

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Speaker 1: but I shouting at the rain.

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Speaker 3: I travel a long way to get away from that.

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Speaker 3: It's rare. You see what I call proper rain here.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's normally just a kind of lightweight thing,

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Speaker 1: kind of like diet rain, whereas this is full fat

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Speaker 1: coke rain, life, bloody hell it cush is it on

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Speaker 1: the pavements and stuff out on the roads. The roads

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Speaker 1: here are not equipped to deal with anything other than sunshine,

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Speaker 1: a sprinkling of rain, and there's like your water are planing.

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Speaker 1: You know, you need to go and get a ki.

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Speaker 3: And countries in the world they know how to deal

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Speaker 1: They have drainage sort of noney pools the side of

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Speaker 4: You can never be in the left side lane otherwise

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Speaker 1: It's so flattery.

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Speaker 3: Now, this is true where we're filming.

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Speaker 1: In two weeks time, we're going over to Sydney to

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Speaker 1: as we go national from when we're back in January.

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Speaker 1: And people are telling me it's going to take us

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Speaker 1: Can't say too much about why we're filming in a suburb, zecret,

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Speaker 1: you want to give too much away. Bibles are listening

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Speaker 1: to my words right now. Anyway, We've got to be

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Speaker 1: in so too much. We're gonna be someone Australian so

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Speaker 1: too much. I'm going to be somewhere filming. And they

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Speaker 1: said to me, it's going to take us a why

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Speaker 3: I went, San Francisco is known for being hidy.

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Speaker 1: Is it really hilly? Pretty hilly?

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Speaker 5: It's pretty hilly, especially the eastern suburbs, very hilly?

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Speaker 1: If only there were three other directions of the companystitutes.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a location scout, but I look at some

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Speaker 1: It right, Okay, well, then western is that safe to

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Speaker 3: I'm out on the streets all day feeling this.

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Speaker 4: Andvert I'll put your valuable safely away, right, don't wear I'll.

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Speaker 3: Be jogging as I do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but a mild jog on.

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Speaker 3: They can't help me going up and down on an advert.

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Speaker 6: Why they're worried about the I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Now, guys, before we get into today's show and finding

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Speaker 1: out how did you start your day, start the week

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Speaker 1: yesterday and now you're a Monday winner or loser?

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Speaker 3: You know, we just heard Pantcy's headlines showing team headlines.

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Speaker 1: I'm hearing that you Patsy and you Alex has to

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Speaker 3: We have a team photo shoot today.

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Speaker 1: Apparently you two precious little princesses and princes have to

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Speaker 1: leave eight thirty. Well, Rihi and I do the shouldering

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Speaker 1: for another half an hour of Champagne Radio because you

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Speaker 7: To have her afliction takes time. What can I say, Alex?

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Speaker 1: Is this face? This face needs a lot of work. Well, guys,

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Speaker 1: like a Harry Potter's scar of blood and as a scab?

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Speaker 6: Is it moving down? Sorry, it's been distracting me this whole.

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Speaker 1: It looks like when I got on the Yuba today

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Speaker 1: he robbed that place? I'm going to tell you later.

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Speaker 1: I told the uber drive and he actually looked around like,

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Speaker 4: You could have done something to your foreheads.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, it distracting and while it's going to actually I'm

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Speaker 3: He is that old Harry Potter.

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Speaker 7: You reckon you to leave it?

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Speaker 3: I need to leave now. Actually, just go to the Atworth.

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Speaker 6: You need something because there's a big red man.

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Speaker 1: Obviously it's been banned off this morning, steming the bleeding

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Speaker 1: out to find some vasciline like sort of rocking between

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Speaker 1: One by one people have come in to lean forward

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Speaker 3: The eyes of oh are you okay? Bloody hell?

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Speaker 1: Stand next to him the photo shoot lineup, I'm going

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Speaker 6: Yes, like a bright red gash down your forehead.

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Speaker 1: Bright red is dried blood, right, I guess better than

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Speaker 1: I know. Yes, I need to tell you what happened.

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Speaker 1: to start shaving now, and then some hair had fallen

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you can't be too careful.

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Speaker 6: I'd be more worried about the giant gash in your head.

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Speaker 4: Is that something you normally do? You use your razor

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even open my shaving in the shower too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're all hot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, smoothie, smooth you wait a couple of minutes.

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Speaker 3: It's not so that it's less floaty boaty.

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Speaker 7: You need an electric razor.

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Speaker 3: Like such a If you want stubble, then they're great.

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Speaker 4: And he would just whack himself in the head with

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Speaker 1: It could be like a ride on mowers.

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Speaker 3: So I've got no eyebrows.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing that move the old ladies do where they

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Speaker 1: paint and then paint some On's that about. That's like

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for your advice about what to

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Speaker 1: do with this gash that I've given myself. It is

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't normally be bothered about this, but there is a

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Speaker 1: these messages amount and Nick the photographer has flown in

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Speaker 6: Oh has he is that?

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Speaker 1: Because you're paying him.

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Speaker 3: He's just a dude with a camera and some lights and.

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Speaker 6: They're no good photographers.

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Speaker 3: Crap, Nick's coming in especially.

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Speaker 1: We're using a local hair and makeup so anyway, so

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Speaker 3: Probably at Quantus.

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Speaker 1: Someone is saying, Christian, don't worry. Photoshop will fix this,

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Speaker 1: first photo shoot Jack did. They flew to London class

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Speaker 1: shoot and only ride with it was was two different hoodies.

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Speaker 1: One point, the guy goes because they always want a

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Speaker 1: range of outfits. Like, we've had to bring in a

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Speaker 3: Have you brought a range? Have what I call your

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Speaker 1: Also, you look like a dental genius suddenly seem more.

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Speaker 6: No, we don't bring it out range.

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Speaker 3: You've got four choices. We were shooting.

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Speaker 1: We don't they clothes, they have clothed. Their clothes are like,

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Speaker 1: you want to look like a catalog boy. Now you

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Speaker 1: don't ever sept their clothes. You look like a daytime

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Speaker 1: TV presenter. Oh god, sorry, and somewhere else, which I

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Speaker 1: have to That's why I'm going early. I've got to

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Speaker 6: He's going to get some new.

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Speaker 1: Swag, need some country road chinos must be sand colored.

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Speaker 1: Someone else is saying, Christian, my husband did this once

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Speaker 1: and super glue seals it.

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Speaker 3: What use it is?

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Speaker 1: What they use in war zones, best radio, Brenvist Radio.

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Speaker 1: We're in the killing season right now. Hashtag water.

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Speaker 7: How would it recommend you do that?

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Speaker 3: You can't go super good.

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Speaker 5: Kelly Slader used to use it when he used to

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Speaker 5: cut himself on the head in surfing. Yeah, it works,

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Speaker 5: seriously works.

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Speaker 3: Right, Has anyone got to.

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Speaker 1: The station cupboard?

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Speaker 4: Christian's mean asking us about concealer Patsy. Yeah, but don't

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Speaker 6: It has to be the right skin tone, doesn't it.

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Speaker 3: No, I need something because actually it is distracted.

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Speaker 7: Oh do you want some makeup? Is that what you're asking?

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Speaker 1: Thought that you're using like nanotechnology the conceala would arrive

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Speaker 3: No, suddenly is going to.

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Speaker 1: Get me canceled, and like, hey, the word we need

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Speaker 1: here is concealment.

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Speaker 7: I'll trigure enough to the news if you want something.

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Speaker 1: But the team said to me that because I said,

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Speaker 7: Oh that's well, no, I wouldn't say.

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Speaker 2: That you are.

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Speaker 1: Let's do a lineup on the show that pile shades

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Speaker 1: of sheep shades of the show. Is that how we're

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Speaker 1: going to do the like a Benoton? Hey, this Watford

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: I think we could do a whole weekly feature on

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Speaker 1: shower thoughts. What is it you have these strange thoughts

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Speaker 1: me was what was about I don't even know why

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Speaker 1: that bugging me out? Four fifteen am in my goddamn

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Speaker 3: Finals after twenty four rounds? Yeah? Do you need an

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Speaker 6: It kind of defeats the purpose of the regular season,

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Speaker 3: Twenty four rounds?

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Speaker 1: You had twenty four rounds?

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Speaker 6: If you haven't got it together by.

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Speaker 1: I can't think of another sport around the world that

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Speaker 1: I'm here for it. Don't yank if as.

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Speaker 3: It is?

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Speaker 1: All right, Alex, how was your day? Yessay you Monday,

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Speaker 5: Unlike a parent in our WhatsApp group, what I'm about

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Speaker 3: Oh god, the time is significant. The time is significant.

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Speaker 1: They would know, and they would know, you know, those

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we know.

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Speaker 5: So by the time I saw these messages the next

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Speaker 3: We're now going to know what we're what's the topic?

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Speaker 6: We know?

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Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. What group are you a member of?

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Speaker 3: Oh really sexual sexual content?

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Speaker 5: Well it was seven messages, all in a row and

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Speaker 6: The winky face is damning evidence.

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Speaker 1: You've got to believe someone in that group would have

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Speaker 5: Yea, perhaps so she sent it to a pisode.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what the messages were?

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Speaker 6: No, we don't.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing.

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Speaker 5: Which and I think the clue is in that message

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Speaker 1: Happens winky emoji? What's the winky emoji about?

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Speaker 4: And if it was just some random, like innocuous message,

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Speaker 1: But if it was if it was to do with

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Speaker 3: You don't go. There's no kind of there's no bress

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Speaker 3: conference to make that. Okay, move the house. Yeah, you've

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Speaker 6: Terrible, you know.

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Speaker 1: And also that's that's definitely not your partner. You don't

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Speaker 1: send what's up to your partner, you know, and what

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Speaker 7: These someone's having a delians you think.

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Speaker 6: You know, yes, we can't rush to judge, No, you can't.

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Speaker 3: It could just have been like, hey, you know, maybe

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Speaker 1: Maga make Australia great again at breakfast time.

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Speaker 3: That's gonna be my campaign slogan next year.

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Speaker 1: Start to get the baseball gaps, make us great again

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Speaker 1: brackets at breakfast time. Sure it's the right wordsap group.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, that couple after midnight is sending dirty

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Speaker 3: Well, what if they're in different states or something?

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Speaker 1: No, I mean states, No, no, no, don't defending on

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Speaker 3: I was in here.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm not getting into things that

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Speaker 3: Her name is Tina.

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Speaker 1: Does this sing me or and she brings me more

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Speaker 1: all right, there's too late. The party, the home of

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Speaker 1: all your brilliant emails.

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Speaker 3: I love doing this. We've got some great ones. Let's go.

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Speaker 6: Late now.

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Speaker 1: And it doesn't matter if it was a show from two, three, four, five, six,

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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, and you were talking about

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Speaker 1: the recent memory. I was lucky enough to visit many

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Speaker 3: It's a beautiful place, it's really nice.

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Speaker 1: I think the monastery there was the monastery of Francis

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Speaker 1: of ASSISI, oh so famous for having a Venetian harbor.

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Speaker 1: Right anyway, Christian, I decided that I would sprinkle some

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Speaker 3: Ah, I went into the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Christian half of Dad, because there's at nighttime are blown

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Speaker 1: back into my face and nestled around my beard. It

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Speaker 1: looked like Christian I've been hoovering up, not Dad, Colombian

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Speaker 1: marching powder. Oh no, Shanks jazz.

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Speaker 3: That's so funny. Hey, hey, hey, sir, Jony do and cocaine.

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Speaker 1: It is not the Creatian way, and certainly not in

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Speaker 6: It's in bed. Maybe that's what happens with all those

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go and get with her dad in

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Speaker 1: every day? That was maybe me in the sauna. Oh

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Speaker 1: I was such a big reaction to that. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: This comes from Wade about ten years ago.

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Speaker 3: Signed by my girlfriend's mother.

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Speaker 1: I was snoring, drunk, unconscious and oblivious. I did get

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Speaker 3: Waite.

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Speaker 1: Great story, as is this one from Amanda Christian. When

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Speaker 1: Soon after they moved in, they installed cameras facing straight

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Speaker 3: Christian. By day three, the cameras of immisterity moved.

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Speaker 1: And the blinds on the upper level closed and have

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Speaker 1: I think you'll get to laugh how this one. My

445
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Speaker 1: surname is Peter. Sorry, my name is Peter. My surname

446
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Speaker 1: is Lilik. When I sign my name, it spells pillock.

447
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Speaker 1: I believe that that's a word that you palms used

448
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Speaker 1: to describe idiots. It is pillock.

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Speaker 3: Christian.

450
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Speaker 1: I'd like to know who handed out the surnames. He

451
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Speaker 1: goes block capitals for this. When we bring this topic

452
00:22:07,445 --> 00:22:10,085
Speaker 1: round again, let's now call it who handed.

453
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Speaker 3: Out the third.

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Speaker 1: Peter Ellick aka Pillick. Thank you very much, Christian. You

455
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Speaker 1: were talking on the show about what have you googled

456
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Speaker 1: I've been googling joe hatsu and it sparked my interest.

457
00:22:21,885 --> 00:22:25,125
Speaker 1: The term joe hatsu literally means evaporation in Japanese, and

458
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Speaker 1: it's user describe people who deliberately disappear from their lives,

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Speaker 1: leaving behind jobs, families, and identities without a trace. There

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Speaker 1: are even companies in Japan that specialize in services to

461
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Speaker 1: help people jahatsu evaporate, including organizing transportation, accommodation, and off

462
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Speaker 1: grid lives with illegal jobs. They come in the middle

463
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Speaker 1: of night and help people evaporate under the cloak of darkness.

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Speaker 3: Gosh, isn't that incredible?

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Speaker 6: Sounds should be a Netflix documentary.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: And Troy I googled what was the name of the

468
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Speaker 1: one tree Hill town that the show was set out?

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Speaker 1: Turns out it's called tree Hill. Turns out Christian, I

470
00:23:07,605 --> 00:23:12,885
Speaker 1: don't care now, And then Chris Christian, I've been googling

471
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Speaker 1: North Melbourne highlights because I missed a good time so much.

472
00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:17,125
Speaker 1: What do you find?

473
00:23:17,205 --> 00:23:20,725
Speaker 3: Some old black and white news brittage from the forties.

474
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Speaker 2: The Christian o'connal show podcast all.

475
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Speaker 3: Right, things that make you go girl?

476
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Speaker 1: What is it for you? Text me four seve three

477
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Speaker 1: one O four three. The small thing that tries you

478
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Speaker 1: crazy deeds.

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Speaker 7: To make you go, get this started today, to make you.

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Speaker 3: All right.

481
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Speaker 1: Things that make you go go the constant everyday demand

482
00:23:44,765 --> 00:23:50,765
Speaker 1: online of password, password, password, must create account, check out

483
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:52,005
Speaker 1: as guess that's rare.

484
00:23:52,365 --> 00:23:55,085
Speaker 3: It should all just be instant, just quick pay? Yes,

485
00:23:55,205 --> 00:23:57,285
Speaker 3: why you just want my money? I don't know.

486
00:23:57,565 --> 00:23:59,925
Speaker 1: We're not starting a friendship group. I don't want to

487
00:23:59,965 --> 00:24:02,725
Speaker 1: hear from you ever. Again it's a one night stance.

488
00:24:03,205 --> 00:24:05,165
Speaker 4: Or when you have to make a password account just

489
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Speaker 4: to get a beer and a on the QR code.

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Speaker 1: Yes, there's enough admining day today life without the constant demand.

491
00:24:14,365 --> 00:24:16,765
Speaker 1: It's overwhelming when you're like, you've got to create account.

492
00:24:16,925 --> 00:24:19,405
Speaker 1: I haven't got it in me right now. And then

493
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Speaker 1: if you do, if you do come up with a

494
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Speaker 1: brand new, creative password, chances of you ever remembering that zero.

495
00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:29,205
Speaker 1: I did it yesterday and then today I need a

496
00:24:29,245 --> 00:24:32,245
Speaker 1: lock back and I'm like, no, it is never coming

497
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Speaker 1: back to me. If I have a thousand guesses, I

498
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Speaker 1: think it was the Greek god, Oh where do we

499
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Speaker 1: even go? Is it you? Zeus?

500
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Speaker 2: Hades?

501
00:24:42,285 --> 00:24:42,565
Speaker 10: God?

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Speaker 3: These hades Springsteen, Zeus no going to start register for

503
00:24:48,885 --> 00:24:52,085
Speaker 3: got password, thickie, and then that thing when you go

504
00:24:52,285 --> 00:24:54,565
Speaker 3: you put the new password in and then it goes.

505
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Speaker 1: Week wee wee weekling week all the dreaded you've used

506
00:25:00,925 --> 00:25:03,685
Speaker 1: that one before, Get good, I remember it, fix what

507
00:25:03,725 --> 00:25:04,085
Speaker 1: I broke?

508
00:25:05,925 --> 00:25:08,645
Speaker 3: So yes to constantly for passwords for me, ria it

509
00:25:08,685 --> 00:25:09,725
Speaker 3: for you. Things will make a good.

510
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Speaker 4: Girl when you go to the supermarket and you forget

511
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Speaker 4: if you have that thing at home or not.

512
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Speaker 6: So for me, it's often clothes because you never use them.

513
00:25:19,405 --> 00:25:20,765
Speaker 1: And then so we just have like don't you just

514
00:25:20,805 --> 00:25:22,685
Speaker 1: get get the jar stuff, shove it in the fridge

515
00:25:22,765 --> 00:25:29,165
Speaker 1: still chopped. That's get that minced garlic. Easier to mix

516
00:25:29,285 --> 00:25:32,325
Speaker 1: one that clumpy stuff. I'm sorry, but unless you're like

517
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Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsey, you're not chopping it up.

518
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Speaker 6: Finally, yes, no, no, you've got to use garlic.

519
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:43,005
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it's like. That's what it's like in

520
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Speaker 3: my house without the conjugal visits.

521
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Speaker 6: You got prison garlic. You can do that.

522
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Speaker 1: I'm happy that keep it real.

523
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Speaker 4: I hate that, like and that moment you're like, oh

524
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Speaker 4: what is and you try to like transport yourself back

525
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Speaker 4: into your.

526
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Speaker 1: Pan Do you know what I do Sometimes I take

527
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Speaker 1: a photo of the fridge. That's no, I do because

528
00:26:01,445 --> 00:26:02,925
Speaker 1: it happens a lot. You're goddamn it.

529
00:26:03,005 --> 00:26:07,445
Speaker 3: Did we need milk? What there wants? Was milk?

530
00:26:08,645 --> 00:26:09,085
Speaker 2: Is that now?

531
00:26:11,085 --> 00:26:11,765
Speaker 3: Memories going?

532
00:26:12,205 --> 00:26:14,285
Speaker 1: See I take a photo off, I just open up

533
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Speaker 1: and take a photo. Then amount of times I suddenly

534
00:26:16,765 --> 00:26:19,285
Speaker 1: buy the cheese or milk, the basics, and I'm like

535
00:26:19,405 --> 00:26:23,885
Speaker 1: doing that pinch thing where you Yeah, that's only milk

536
00:26:23,885 --> 00:26:24,605
Speaker 1: for another day or so.

537
00:26:24,805 --> 00:26:27,485
Speaker 6: They should make fridges a smart fridge which knows.

538
00:26:27,405 --> 00:26:30,965
Speaker 1: Apparently they're meant to be smart fridges. Mine is connected

539
00:26:31,085 --> 00:26:34,205
Speaker 1: to the Wi Fi and keeps going. I need an update.

540
00:26:34,285 --> 00:26:36,605
Speaker 3: I'm like to do what wait you do?

541
00:26:36,685 --> 00:26:37,125
Speaker 1: It's chilling?

542
00:26:37,165 --> 00:26:40,085
Speaker 3: The food chilling? Twenty four seven? What's you an update for?

543
00:26:40,925 --> 00:26:42,285
Speaker 1: Are gonna do? Mate?

544
00:26:42,325 --> 00:26:42,605
Speaker 3: Dinner?

545
00:26:42,765 --> 00:26:42,885
Speaker 2: Then?

546
00:26:43,005 --> 00:26:43,205
Speaker 1: Yeah?

547
00:26:43,285 --> 00:26:43,485
Speaker 3: Down?

548
00:26:43,605 --> 00:26:44,325
Speaker 1: Download it goes?

549
00:26:44,405 --> 00:26:46,445
Speaker 3: Can you download it for me? If you don't smart

550
00:26:46,525 --> 00:26:47,485
Speaker 3: downloading yourself?

551
00:26:47,845 --> 00:26:49,765
Speaker 6: That is ridiculous. That's another girl.

552
00:26:49,925 --> 00:26:51,645
Speaker 3: Yes, download What.

553
00:26:52,245 --> 00:26:55,925
Speaker 1: If you're a fridge? No, you place fridges otherwise you're right?

554
00:26:56,045 --> 00:26:58,245
Speaker 1: Otherwise maybe would it if you're that smart? Ring me

555
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:00,205
Speaker 1: during the day, Hey, I just see you're on your

556
00:27:00,245 --> 00:27:04,445
Speaker 1: way home. Master load bit of milk. But someone would

557
00:27:04,485 --> 00:27:06,405
Speaker 1: like a cup of tea after a hard day, show me,

558
00:27:08,205 --> 00:27:11,285
Speaker 1: text to me, or even better, order it for me.

559
00:27:13,485 --> 00:27:16,405
Speaker 1: There's a knock at the door, it's milk. And for you,

560
00:27:16,525 --> 00:27:20,205
Speaker 1: real clothes. A lot of yours are middle class. I've

561
00:27:20,285 --> 00:27:22,805
Speaker 1: noticed the other week. Was it Bai leafs?

562
00:27:23,245 --> 00:27:23,445
Speaker 3: Yes?

563
00:27:24,845 --> 00:27:26,765
Speaker 6: Underrated? Are underrating?

564
00:27:26,845 --> 00:27:26,965
Speaker 9: Now?

565
00:27:27,085 --> 00:27:30,885
Speaker 3: Is garlic clothes? An Italian restaurant?

566
00:27:32,245 --> 00:27:33,685
Speaker 7: Bailes last forever? Alex?

567
00:27:34,365 --> 00:27:37,725
Speaker 1: Yeah, leading to the next generation. I've got my Bailey

568
00:27:37,805 --> 00:27:40,925
Speaker 1: collection in herb drawers to go to my children and

569
00:27:41,005 --> 00:27:41,725
Speaker 1: their grandchildren.

570
00:27:41,765 --> 00:27:47,725
Speaker 3: Should they have them? At the mince garlic prison garlic?

571
00:27:48,245 --> 00:27:50,965
Speaker 3: It's okay, don't judge. What's it for you?

572
00:27:51,325 --> 00:27:53,085
Speaker 8: I hate when you go to fuel the car up

573
00:27:53,165 --> 00:27:55,685
Speaker 8: and someone the person before you, hasn't put the petrol

574
00:27:55,725 --> 00:27:56,205
Speaker 8: nozzle back.

575
00:27:56,485 --> 00:27:57,885
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I hate that.

576
00:27:58,325 --> 00:28:00,725
Speaker 8: So you don't realize though, until you've picked it off

577
00:28:00,925 --> 00:28:02,685
Speaker 8: and you know, picked it up, put it back into

578
00:28:02,845 --> 00:28:05,045
Speaker 8: your car, and it's not going. You think, why are

579
00:28:05,085 --> 00:28:08,085
Speaker 8: you not going? Because it hasn't been hung up properly?

580
00:28:08,165 --> 00:28:10,165
Speaker 8: In life triggered the no, you're right, and.

581
00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:13,605
Speaker 1: That's the responsibility chose saying to the next person, I

582
00:28:13,645 --> 00:28:14,765
Speaker 1: don't know you, but care about you.

583
00:28:15,005 --> 00:28:17,605
Speaker 3: I love you you're paying it on. Yes, Wait, a

584
00:28:17,725 --> 00:28:18,965
Speaker 3: small thing about the nozzle.

585
00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:20,565
Speaker 7: It's a servo etiquette.

586
00:28:22,565 --> 00:28:24,725
Speaker 8: Just put it back properly so it doesn't you know,

587
00:28:24,885 --> 00:28:27,045
Speaker 8: cost me two seconds when I go to fuel er.

588
00:28:27,245 --> 00:28:28,085
Speaker 6: She's a busy lady.

589
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:31,205
Speaker 3: She's a busy a kill to doing people to hurt.

590
00:28:31,285 --> 00:28:34,445
Speaker 3: That's it, you know, all right. Things to make you

591
00:28:34,565 --> 00:28:35,365
Speaker 3: Go Girl.

592
00:28:35,645 --> 00:28:38,805
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

593
00:28:39,325 --> 00:28:42,005
Speaker 1: Things that Make You Go Girer, Glenn, this is a

594
00:28:42,045 --> 00:28:44,925
Speaker 1: great one. Sports stories this time of the year about

595
00:28:44,925 --> 00:28:46,885
Speaker 1: ANFL players coming back to training.

596
00:28:47,245 --> 00:28:51,885
Speaker 3: Oh, this guy's looking fit, this guy's got a new haircut.

597
00:28:52,085 --> 00:28:52,645
Speaker 6: I don't care.

598
00:28:53,325 --> 00:28:55,445
Speaker 1: The season doesn't stop for months. Get back to me

599
00:28:55,605 --> 00:28:59,445
Speaker 1: before them, please, it's ashes time now. Yeah, you're right,

600
00:28:59,525 --> 00:29:02,605
Speaker 1: you're right, warning shots whatever, Glenn, you're right. I was

601
00:29:02,605 --> 00:29:04,685
Speaker 1: looking at a video thing of the D's on their

602
00:29:04,725 --> 00:29:07,605
Speaker 1: first training session with the new coach, Stephen King, and

603
00:29:07,765 --> 00:29:10,565
Speaker 1: there was like the host was some young recruitment or

604
00:29:10,725 --> 00:29:12,565
Speaker 1: someone's been doing bicep curls.

605
00:29:12,765 --> 00:29:13,205
Speaker 6: I hope.

606
00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:16,885
Speaker 1: So he's a basic requirements an athlete. Yeah, he's an athlete.

607
00:29:19,405 --> 00:29:20,565
Speaker 3: Someone's hit the curls.

608
00:29:21,285 --> 00:29:23,965
Speaker 4: All the Fox Sports headlines always like someone's been training

609
00:29:24,045 --> 00:29:24,805
Speaker 4: the house down.

610
00:29:24,885 --> 00:29:29,045
Speaker 1: Look, someone's master fitness test. As you got one thing

611
00:29:29,125 --> 00:29:32,965
Speaker 1: to do, it's your job staying in shape. You can't

612
00:29:33,045 --> 00:29:35,765
Speaker 1: chunk it up during the off season. Now, I'd read

613
00:29:35,845 --> 00:29:39,525
Speaker 1: that story. Someone's been on the pasta in Italy. Like

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Speaker 1: the size of this bloat up.

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Speaker 11: Someone has to get a jersey. Lets out, bloody hell,

616
00:29:47,645 --> 00:29:54,245
Speaker 11: they're just stay for Traga. He's up on the katso may. Yes,

617
00:29:56,045 --> 00:30:00,165
Speaker 11: Christian things that maybe go people put Christmas decorations up before.

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Speaker 1: I'm with you. Christmas crazy as they are, Come on,

619
00:30:06,685 --> 00:30:09,125
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't start hiding Easter eggs in February.

620
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Speaker 1: It's the same thing that it's the same thing. Christian

621
00:30:13,605 --> 00:30:15,925
Speaker 1: Things that make you go growler. I think that's a

622
00:30:15,965 --> 00:30:20,365
Speaker 1: different feature. But anyway, there's hopefully a typo or is

623
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Speaker 1: it a new late night feature?

624
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Speaker 3: Things that make you go grown interesting Rebecca?

625
00:30:27,445 --> 00:30:31,645
Speaker 1: Anyway, Things that make it go growler, delivery drivers, Uber,

626
00:30:31,765 --> 00:30:33,405
Speaker 1: door dash osposet, etcetera.

627
00:30:33,525 --> 00:30:35,685
Speaker 3: You know who you are. These are Rebecca's words, not mine.

628
00:30:36,405 --> 00:30:41,365
Speaker 1: In cars and vanshi park unnecessarily inconveniently across driveways, in

629
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Speaker 1: driveways at right angles in the streets. I don't live

630
00:30:44,365 --> 00:30:46,685
Speaker 1: in a busy built up area, so there's plenty of

631
00:30:46,805 --> 00:30:48,845
Speaker 1: room of parking for them to park normally.

632
00:30:48,925 --> 00:30:52,125
Speaker 3: Please and respectfully, please do not.

633
00:30:52,245 --> 00:30:55,125
Speaker 1: Park in a ridiculous manner causing chaos.

634
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Speaker 3: Is they're up against the clot these poor people bezos.

635
00:31:03,045 --> 00:31:03,725
Speaker 6: Is like, get.

636
00:31:07,005 --> 00:31:08,925
Speaker 1: They chuck out of the car.

637
00:31:09,325 --> 00:31:12,045
Speaker 3: With the crappy thing that you've ordered your fries or whatever.

638
00:31:12,845 --> 00:31:13,685
Speaker 9: I so on that.

639
00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:17,045
Speaker 1: This other guy yesterday was literally jogged with something for

640
00:31:17,205 --> 00:31:19,405
Speaker 1: me and he had to take photos of it away.

641
00:31:19,685 --> 00:31:21,285
Speaker 3: I said, do you have the jog? He goes, mate,

642
00:31:21,285 --> 00:31:22,245
Speaker 3: You've got no idea.

643
00:31:22,765 --> 00:31:26,805
Speaker 1: Because we have very strict time uptime deadlines with peen lies,

644
00:31:26,845 --> 00:31:27,765
Speaker 1: we can lose money.

645
00:31:28,165 --> 00:31:30,605
Speaker 3: It seems so stressful, that's brutal.

646
00:31:30,965 --> 00:31:32,525
Speaker 7: It's not quied much anyway.

647
00:31:33,765 --> 00:31:35,245
Speaker 3: Christian, what makes me go? Grow it? Now?

648
00:31:35,325 --> 00:31:38,485
Speaker 1: This is a big issue. I've been hearing a lot

649
00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:41,565
Speaker 1: of over the last week on both sides of this.

650
00:31:42,805 --> 00:31:46,045
Speaker 1: The Oasis concept had tickets. People see to it in

651
00:31:46,125 --> 00:31:48,445
Speaker 1: front of me, standing up a couple of times when

652
00:31:48,485 --> 00:31:51,005
Speaker 1: the big songs come on, meaning I also have to

653
00:31:51,085 --> 00:31:54,005
Speaker 1: stand look. And then I have from other people who

654
00:31:54,085 --> 00:31:56,485
Speaker 1: were like getting abused because during some of the big

655
00:31:56,605 --> 00:32:00,165
Speaker 1: songs they're up and they're singing because it's called a

656
00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:04,765
Speaker 1: music concert. Unless you're in China or North Korea. You

657
00:32:04,925 --> 00:32:07,565
Speaker 1: want to express yourself, well, you sit down and go

658
00:32:08,725 --> 00:32:12,885
Speaker 1: I Love wonder Wolf. Otherwise, if you don't want to

659
00:32:12,925 --> 00:32:14,845
Speaker 1: do that, stay at home and listening to it on

660
00:32:14,925 --> 00:32:18,925
Speaker 1: you on Spotify of course the far superior iHeart platform,

661
00:32:19,565 --> 00:32:20,645
Speaker 1: especially for Oasis.

662
00:32:21,285 --> 00:32:23,725
Speaker 4: Fine, if you're at Adele at the concert hall, don't

663
00:32:23,725 --> 00:32:24,565
Speaker 4: stand up totally.

664
00:32:24,605 --> 00:32:26,845
Speaker 3: You're a rock and roll bear.

665
00:32:27,325 --> 00:32:32,165
Speaker 1: Stood up energy that stood up the wonderfl sat down.

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Speaker 3: No, sorry, Amanda, I'm anti Dad.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show, Go on podcast.

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Speaker 3: Okay, everything in life is context context.

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Speaker 1: Today Big Photo Shoe ten am me and the team

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Speaker 1: Big Photo Shoe, New Pictures Hot for twenty six Australia

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Speaker 1: would come in, get a load of this. Wow, they

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Speaker 1: look good, they sound good, they feel good.

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Speaker 6: Luck it in.

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Speaker 3: Go Go, Go Go for twenty six.

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Speaker 1: What we didn't need was me today getting up early,

676
00:33:05,725 --> 00:33:08,445
Speaker 1: trying to be on point, getting a shave on, getting

677
00:33:08,605 --> 00:33:11,245
Speaker 1: must shave on. So if there's any little slight lemmages

678
00:33:11,285 --> 00:33:14,365
Speaker 1: or Nicky's, I can just stem the action. Okay, So

679
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Speaker 1: it's all good to go. At ten o'clock this morning.

680
00:33:17,365 --> 00:33:20,845
Speaker 1: I wanted to be smooth for the photos. Smooth skin

681
00:33:21,325 --> 00:33:25,285
Speaker 1: better than silk, better than satin erman like a dolphin,

682
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Speaker 1: like a dolphins. I've never touched the skin of a dolphin,

683
00:33:28,685 --> 00:33:30,445
Speaker 1: but I can only from the game I've seen in

684
00:33:30,565 --> 00:33:35,125
Speaker 1: movies and documentaries. They're shaving using Gillette Mac five like me,

685
00:33:35,565 --> 00:33:37,845
Speaker 1: not one, not two, not three, but for five blades.

686
00:33:38,325 --> 00:33:40,925
Speaker 1: So anyway, came out the shower ready to shave. What

687
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Speaker 1: it's all the paws have opened up. I'm soft. I'm

688
00:33:45,645 --> 00:33:50,325
Speaker 1: ripe for shaving like a peach, an English peach from

689
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Speaker 1: a lovely orchard.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Now I'm right handed. Why is this relevant?

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Speaker 2: It is?

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Speaker 3: Keep listening.

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Speaker 1: Normally I would chain, I put fresh blades in so

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Speaker 1: it's super sharp. Okay, However, I forgot the razor was

695
00:34:02,565 --> 00:34:05,085
Speaker 1: in my non dominant hand. It was in the left one.

696
00:34:05,165 --> 00:34:08,285
Speaker 1: I went to just some fringe straight for injured, falling

697
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Speaker 1: down over my forward and I thought I was just

698
00:34:09,605 --> 00:34:11,685
Speaker 1: going to guess that. It's irritating just seeing that. Right now,

699
00:34:11,725 --> 00:34:14,245
Speaker 1: I'm irritated already. Court bus four. I got to scoop

700
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Speaker 1: it back forgetting because it's early that in that is

701
00:34:17,725 --> 00:34:21,685
Speaker 1: a freshly bladed five blades, and as I scoop the

702
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Speaker 1: French back, I slice. I slice my forehead right in

703
00:34:25,845 --> 00:34:29,925
Speaker 1: the middle of it, A flap comes away. Pat the

704
00:34:30,045 --> 00:34:34,325
Speaker 1: flap down, listening good morning, and there's so much blood,

705
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Speaker 1: like a blood streaming down my face.

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Speaker 3: And as I look at myself context.

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Speaker 1: Photos Australia get a look at this mad English guy everything.

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Speaker 1: Wait did he shave his heads? He got a hairy forehead,

709
00:34:48,325 --> 00:34:53,405
Speaker 1: but he's got a weremen on the radio now cranium

710
00:34:53,765 --> 00:34:57,485
Speaker 1: seeping out and they go the makeup ladies, we're gonna bleed.

711
00:34:57,565 --> 00:34:59,085
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be coming in on a gurney.

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Speaker 6: Well it's what now four hours since now.

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Speaker 1: Patsy Patsy goes do nothing to him because actually the

714
00:35:06,125 --> 00:35:09,045
Speaker 1: skin has very rapid self generating qualities.

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Speaker 3: What in ours, it's going to sort itself out Like.

716
00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:16,525
Speaker 7: X men, you should have scabbed over.

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Speaker 1: Not fifty two year old skin. That heating property is

718
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Speaker 1: maybe yet twenty two or ten. You know, you graze

719
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Speaker 1: your knee, it's all dumb by the time you're back

720
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Speaker 1: at school next day. No, no, no, they're going to

721
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Speaker 1: have to put concina. Do they need a trout to

722
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Speaker 1: pat it down to cut and it's still there. It's

723
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Speaker 1: an angry gash. I just went to check it out

724
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Speaker 1: of the bathroom, hoping that somehow just erased itself or

725
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Speaker 1: generates it away.

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Speaker 3: It's even it's more vivid.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well best because it's scabbing over and scabbing.

728
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Speaker 3: Can we stop using the words scabbing over?

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Speaker 1: One thing you don't want in a photo shoot of

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Speaker 1: a prospective new breakfast show host is scabby?

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Speaker 6: The scabbiest show on the Give the Go beat.

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Speaker 3: It's very scabby.

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Speaker 8: We need a bottle of Makira chrime. Did your mom

734
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Speaker 8: use that stuff in the eighties? It was like that

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Speaker 8: horrid red sort of fluorescent orange sort of all.

736
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Speaker 1: Right, so florescent orange in the middle of my forehead,

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Speaker 1: passion of the Christ or.

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Speaker 3: Something the Christian for months, that's what you know.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right, that is what's needed here.

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Speaker 6: It looks like a little plump.

741
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Speaker 1: Oh luls won't be happening at ten when all those

742
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Speaker 1: marketing people who've flowing in from Sydney were like, you.

743
00:36:24,645 --> 00:36:36,045
Speaker 3: Had one job, get here uncut, so excuse me self.

744
00:36:37,085 --> 00:36:38,125
Speaker 3: Self inflicted injuries.

745
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Speaker 1: What we're talking about real In case there's any confusion

746
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Speaker 1: with my words.

747
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Speaker 3: All right, so sorry, my brains actually does stumbling out.

748
00:36:46,165 --> 00:36:50,085
Speaker 7: By Maybe your brains fell out, some of.

749
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Speaker 3: It has come out of the shower. It's on the floor.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to have to call my wife, who sends

751
00:36:53,165 --> 00:36:55,844
Speaker 1: in my brains back there. There's few cells as there are,

752
00:36:56,245 --> 00:36:56,725
Speaker 1: very good.

753
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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 1: So self inflicted injuries, What have you done to yourself?

755
00:37:01,725 --> 00:37:04,885
Speaker 1: Maybe getting off a tight jumper. You've piffed yourself in

756
00:37:04,925 --> 00:37:07,965
Speaker 1: the face, breaking your nose. Sometimes a tight jumper can

757
00:37:08,005 --> 00:37:10,645
Speaker 1: be hard to get out of, definitely. I once got

758
00:37:10,725 --> 00:37:13,605
Speaker 1: trapped into one of those zip up weatherproof jackets.

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Speaker 6: Oh yes, you know.

760
00:37:15,845 --> 00:37:18,445
Speaker 1: The zip wouldn't open, So I asked my mate Pete

761
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Speaker 1: to pull me out, and it took quite a bit

762
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Speaker 1: of effort. I thought I was gonna have to sleep

763
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Speaker 1: in there for life, living in a cortex.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're talking self inflicted injuries. This is an incredible one

766
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Speaker 1: from Santo. You can imagine this, Christian. When I was

767
00:37:38,645 --> 00:37:41,205
Speaker 1: about eight, the house we lived and had a big

768
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Speaker 1: brick wall in the backyard. One day I thought it'd

769
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Speaker 1: be great to get my dad's golf clubs and go

770
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Speaker 1: and start whacking golf balls against the wall. It didn't

771
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Speaker 1: take long before one of them came back hard at me,

772
00:37:52,805 --> 00:37:56,565
Speaker 1: right in the old meat and two fish. You are

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Speaker 1: actually you're saying, okay, nature, let's do it. Come at

774
00:38:00,645 --> 00:38:02,965
Speaker 1: me hard, Okay, idiot, you want to trying to learn

775
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Speaker 1: some lessons. I can just imagine this kid absolutely melting

776
00:38:09,725 --> 00:38:11,605
Speaker 1: that ball like a tiger would.

777
00:38:11,405 --> 00:38:11,965
Speaker 3: Says, smash.

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00:38:12,045 --> 00:38:14,685
Speaker 1: It's like a Homoserpson doll.

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00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:15,765
Speaker 3: It came back.

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00:38:16,005 --> 00:38:22,005
Speaker 1: You're eating into a brick wall. We've got some mazing stories.

781
00:38:22,085 --> 00:38:23,925
Speaker 1: Let's get them now. Hey, Kathy, welcome.

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00:38:23,685 --> 00:38:24,125
Speaker 3: To the show.

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Speaker 12: Hello, how are we this morning?

784
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Speaker 1: We're good, Kathy. I hope you're well as well. So

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Speaker 1: self inflicted injury?

786
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Speaker 3: What did you do?

787
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Speaker 12: I didn't do it.

788
00:38:31,685 --> 00:38:32,485
Speaker 9: My husband did it.

789
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Speaker 12: He was digging out our cellar when we were renovating

790
00:38:36,245 --> 00:38:39,685
Speaker 12: the house and he bashed himself in the forehead with

791
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Speaker 12: a sledgehammer. And you know how you were talking about,

792
00:38:43,605 --> 00:38:45,565
Speaker 12: you've got this flapp of skin this morning when you

793
00:38:45,725 --> 00:38:49,245
Speaker 12: cut yourself in a shower, it was like his whole forhead.

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00:38:49,725 --> 00:38:52,725
Speaker 12: He's come in holding it an his hand, blood everywhere.

795
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Speaker 12: Anything to me, Have you got a band aid? We

796
00:38:58,245 --> 00:38:59,844
Speaker 12: need more than a band aid.

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00:38:59,965 --> 00:39:02,485
Speaker 3: We can eat a bigger boat and a band aid exactly.

798
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Speaker 12: We're not just having a bex and a lie down.

799
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Speaker 12: Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, wow is he okay?

801
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Speaker 12: Oh yeah, he was fine. But I had to drag

802
00:39:13,085 --> 00:39:15,125
Speaker 12: into the car. I said, at the very least, we're

803
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Speaker 12: going to the chemist because it was a Sunday.

804
00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:20,125
Speaker 1: Yeah.

805
00:39:20,645 --> 00:39:23,325
Speaker 3: I reached around one of these oversized drawers we've got.

806
00:39:24,725 --> 00:39:26,565
Speaker 1: It was the old sedgehammer pills.

807
00:39:27,325 --> 00:39:30,085
Speaker 12: And then they said to us there is an actual

808
00:39:30,165 --> 00:39:32,965
Speaker 12: doctor open. So we did go to the doctor and

809
00:39:33,045 --> 00:39:36,205
Speaker 12: he ended up having like twenty five stitches in his head.

810
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Speaker 3: Oh my, yes, it was fine.

811
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Speaker 1: Band aid would have been fine. Well, you know, all right, Kathy,

812
00:39:45,685 --> 00:39:46,844
Speaker 1: great story, Thank you very much.

813
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Speaker 3: She called him.

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Speaker 1: They have a good day you too, So yeah, Josh,

815
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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Hello, Josh, what's your story for

816
00:39:54,245 --> 00:39:55,805
Speaker 1: us about a self affected injury?

817
00:39:56,285 --> 00:39:59,365
Speaker 13: When I was about ten, I had a dog that

818
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Speaker 13: would never return the ball when you're playing fetch, And

819
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Speaker 13: basically I thought it was going to be a great

820
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Speaker 13: idea to give the grab the tennis ball, drill a

821
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Speaker 13: hole to it, ty rope to it, so then I

822
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Speaker 13: can just pull the ball back.

823
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Speaker 3: This is a great idea. This is a rock solid idea, I.

824
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Speaker 13: Know, like perfect idea. My mum happened to be showing

825
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Speaker 13: her friend through the house at that time, and as

826
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Speaker 13: we walked through the said she saw that I had

827
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Speaker 13: an idea, and she said, don't touch anything, and I said, no,

828
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Speaker 13: I won't. She walked out the front and I said

829
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Speaker 13: to grab the ball, grab the tennis ball, drill start

830
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Speaker 13: drilling the hole. But what I didn't realize was the

831
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Speaker 13: twine of the tennis ball then wrapped straight up the

832
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Speaker 13: drill bit. To snap the drill bit and to the start.

833
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Speaker 13: I still don't know how I managed it. I skipped

834
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Speaker 13: the first two fingers holding the ball, and the drill

835
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Speaker 13: bit went through my third finger and came out the

836
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Speaker 13: other side.

837
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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

838
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Speaker 13: Then freaked out obviously ran inside. At this point, I'm

839
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Speaker 13: saying goodbye. Out the front, I grab a teethwer, wrap

840
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Speaker 13: it around my hand and my hands behind my back.

841
00:41:07,885 --> 00:41:09,965
Speaker 13: I walked through the pr Mum looks at me so

842
00:41:10,045 --> 00:41:12,325
Speaker 13: as you stand there and goes, what did you do?

843
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Speaker 13: And at that point pull out the blood soak TEETAI

844
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Speaker 13: out when she then freaks out, grabs it and takes

845
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Speaker 13: me to hospital and basically the doctor said, I was

846
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Speaker 13: very lucky that I missed the vein in there, because

847
00:41:30,285 --> 00:41:33,125
Speaker 13: what can happen with a drill bit injury is it

848
00:41:33,245 --> 00:41:36,444
Speaker 13: can like wrap around the vein or tendon and yank

849
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Speaker 13: it dis ladging like the elbow.

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Speaker 1: So I was, you know, like a fishing rod. It

851
00:41:46,845 --> 00:41:51,325
Speaker 1: something becomes a fishing rod. I have the elbow, I

852
00:41:51,525 --> 00:41:52,484
Speaker 1: have your shoulder joint.

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Speaker 13: I luckily walked away with just a whole like I've

854
00:41:57,605 --> 00:41:59,525
Speaker 13: got a little scar on the side of my finger

855
00:41:59,605 --> 00:42:01,045
Speaker 13: and then a dot on the other side of my

856
00:42:01,125 --> 00:42:02,245
Speaker 13: finger where it came out.

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Speaker 9: So that.

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Speaker 3: You had a whole three finger. Yeah, you s couldn't you.

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00:42:09,805 --> 00:42:11,445
Speaker 3: You've never be looking for your car keys like a

860
00:42:11,485 --> 00:42:12,525
Speaker 3: Prince Albert there as well.

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Speaker 7: That's why you always listen to your mother, kids.

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Speaker 3: And drills classic.

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Speaker 1: You know. I don't think I'm ever going to be

864
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Speaker 1: asleep again worrying about that ever happening to me. Oh

865
00:42:28,965 --> 00:42:32,805
Speaker 1: my god, are vain wrapping around pulling out my elbow?

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Speaker 1: Oh Josh, goodness Nightmas, great story, Josh, thank you very

867
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Speaker 1: much for calling the mate.

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Speaker 3: Who are going Lena, Welcome to the show.

869
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Speaker 9: Good morning to the Number one team.

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Speaker 3: How are we well, morning, Lena, And what did you

871
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Speaker 3: do to yourself?

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Speaker 9: Okay, so pretty horrific? I am.

873
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Speaker 3: You started, you finish it.

874
00:42:59,725 --> 00:43:02,445
Speaker 9: I know what I did was again like never do

875
00:43:02,605 --> 00:43:04,085
Speaker 9: things first thing in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I am other than radio show.

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00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:08,205
Speaker 3: You're right, shave your forehead.

878
00:43:09,405 --> 00:43:11,525
Speaker 9: Well it's close to the fard, but not quite so.

879
00:43:11,845 --> 00:43:14,765
Speaker 9: I thought i'd sort of fix up my fringe and

880
00:43:14,965 --> 00:43:17,205
Speaker 9: looking into the mirror with a pair of scissors, I

881
00:43:17,805 --> 00:43:19,924
Speaker 9: actually cut my eye instead.

882
00:43:19,605 --> 00:43:23,565
Speaker 1: Of my fringe early in the morning. Yeah, we're not

883
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Speaker 1: properly like switched on, are we?

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Speaker 10: I know?

885
00:43:26,965 --> 00:43:28,565
Speaker 2: Are well?

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Speaker 3: I know my forehead is it didn't not me slicing enough, so.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, so it was actually quite Yeah, blood thinking blood horrific,

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Speaker 9: county out of it.

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Speaker 6: It's a Christian, never to the fringe.

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Speaker 9: I didn't get to the fringe. Christian. Look, this could

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Speaker 9: be a tip for you, get the department to fix

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Speaker 9: your fringe to hide your but don't you do it

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Speaker 9: with scissors. They can fix your fringe.

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Speaker 1: I haven't got like an eighties Human League fringe chandelier. Fine,

895
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Speaker 1: because Loo who's come from the each needs to speak

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Speaker 1: to us Human League. Don't you want me Australia, Lena.

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Speaker 1: Very funny story, thank you very much. According to mate,

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Speaker 1: very funny.

899
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Speaker 9: Have a good day all this, bye bye.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: This week on the show, Furniture Week every single day

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Speaker 6: Week. You make your house so stylish and she oh

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Speaker 1: So yes. And on the show, gimme the king E today.

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Speaker 1: It's an amazing it's a sofa.

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Speaker 3: So your backside it's impossible.

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Speaker 7: Not to notice. The high end style, the gorgeous curvation,

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Speaker 7: a high.

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Speaker 3: End for a couch. We got a couch that's won't

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Speaker 3: be coming to a new place. Is too big.

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Speaker 1: We downside and it's not high backed. Oh no, so

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Speaker 1: you have to put it ye YadA yeah yahas.

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Speaker 8: Louch This one though, it's beautifully tailored upholstery and the

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Speaker 8: smart finishing touches like dark wood feet and curve pillow

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Speaker 8: top arms not just curve top on your back.

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Speaker 7: Valued at eighteen.

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Speaker 8: Ninety nine nearly two thousand dollars, is the Elena three

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Speaker 8: seater beautiful?

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Speaker 1: This is going right now. The on porn number is

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Speaker 1: thirteen fifty five twenty two. Now, before you start cooling in,

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Speaker 1: how do you win such an amazing new couch for Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Think about that family on the couch watching the Christmas movies.

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Speaker 3: Hey, well we watched Bannington, which one? They're all great? Three? Two?

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Speaker 9: One? Tell you what?

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Speaker 1: Why don't we watch all them backwards? Crazy? Something I

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Speaker 1: would do anyway. You call in and you tell me, Christian,

936
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Speaker 1: my sofa is so bad. You complete the rest dot

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Speaker 1: dot dot dot.

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Speaker 3: My sofa is so bad. The rats have moved down.

939
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Speaker 3: My sofa is so bad.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show Go one podcast.

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Speaker 1: Furniture Week this week winning be brides every single day

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Speaker 1: a three seater lounge leather sofa for you. Thirteen fifty

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Speaker 1: five twenty two. My couch is so bad, Renzo, Christian,

946
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Speaker 1: my couch is so bad. Even my count's refused to

947
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Speaker 1: pee on it. What that's terrible? Pee on my cat, Lordie,

948
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Speaker 1: that's how they know. That's how you know. It's trying

949
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Speaker 1: to get rid of this. The cat won't be only Elliot,

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Speaker 1: my Christian, my surfa is so bad. If you and

951
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Speaker 1: after a fire with my mind, I'd rather still sleep

952
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Speaker 1: next to her than the sofa.

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Speaker 3: Well, Christian, my surfa is so bad. The dog refuses

954
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Speaker 3: to go to the toilet on it.

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Speaker 6: The dogs, the cats, why is this the yard?

956
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Speaker 1: I didn't know this.

957
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Speaker 3: I've got dogs in cats. They don't do that. Christian,

958
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Speaker 3: my surfa is so bad. The springs sit through my ass.

959
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Speaker 1: Hey listen, I always say, keeping all that ass for

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Speaker 1: gear up until half fight when the kids are at school. Okay,

961
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Speaker 1: we've got to have standards, Christian. This is from Adam

962
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Speaker 1: Joshua Odoring some sort of Viking name South Africa. Why

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Speaker 1: don't we start a new thing tomorrow. You've got an

964
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Speaker 1: unusual surname.

965
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Speaker 3: Text us. We're trying to work out where you're from.

966
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Speaker 6: I thought you were going to say Viking or so.

967
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Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's two separate features. Let's not burn all

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Speaker 1: the good stuff before we go national next year. Say

969
00:48:07,365 --> 00:48:09,285
Speaker 1: the Viking one for the first week, you know, come

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Speaker 1: out strong. Suddenly the country is like bloody, he's in

971
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Speaker 1: Viking girl. This guy's not even doing secrets, playing forty

972
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Speaker 1: chess suddenly on the radio. Anyway, back to our South

973
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Speaker 1: Aviricon Viking friend, are you Nordic?

974
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Speaker 3: Adam and Joshua? My sofa is so.

975
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Speaker 1: Bad, hard rubbish refused to pick it up. This is good,

976
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Speaker 1: all right, Lauren, good morning, Welcome to the show. Lauren.

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Speaker 9: Oh hi, Christian, My sofa is so bad.

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Speaker 12: It's covered in mushed banana and porridge from when the

979
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Speaker 12: kids were little.

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00:48:45,325 --> 00:48:47,924
Speaker 3: Oh no, and when was that recently or a couple

981
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Speaker 3: of years ago?

982
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Speaker 9: A few years ago?

983
00:48:50,685 --> 00:48:54,565
Speaker 12: New sofas on the list that the springs are also

984
00:48:54,725 --> 00:48:55,525
Speaker 12: poking through.

985
00:48:55,765 --> 00:48:58,525
Speaker 9: So I'm in desperate need of a new sofa.

986
00:48:59,885 --> 00:49:01,565
Speaker 6: That is the grimmest sofa.

987
00:49:02,805 --> 00:49:10,285
Speaker 1: Laurence revolting, where do you if this is horror over

988
00:49:10,405 --> 00:49:11,045
Speaker 1: your levitake?

989
00:49:11,925 --> 00:49:13,085
Speaker 9: I think we're just used to it.

990
00:49:13,205 --> 00:49:14,165
Speaker 12: Now, you just deal with it.

991
00:49:14,405 --> 00:49:16,005
Speaker 1: Maybe you do a competition where you get your couch

992
00:49:16,085 --> 00:49:19,685
Speaker 1: and avoid the springs. If you set a spring, you lose.

993
00:49:20,845 --> 00:49:24,045
Speaker 1: Save them a spring next year, spring spring, Lauren in

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Speaker 1: mybu Let's let's also speak to Gemma before you pick

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Speaker 1: a winner. Gemma, good morning, Hey Christian.

996
00:49:31,165 --> 00:49:34,485
Speaker 12: My sofa is so bad that my cat has climbed

997
00:49:34,525 --> 00:49:36,005
Speaker 12: up underneath it, pulled.

998
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Speaker 10: Off the foe mat and now clause us in the

999
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Speaker 10: bum when we sit on it. It ruined nasty, and

1000
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Speaker 10: it happens out of nowhere. You're just watching the TV

1001
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Speaker 10: and all of a sudden flaw in the bottom.

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Speaker 3: We've got a nice rug a year ago, and that

1003
00:49:53,125 --> 00:49:55,485
Speaker 3: fat cat Larry has ruined it. Suddenly. You watched the

1004
00:49:55,525 --> 00:50:00,165
Speaker 3: shunka bloody hell, and there's this Larry.

1005
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Speaker 6: They know it's nice.

1006
00:50:04,005 --> 00:50:07,165
Speaker 1: Catch are arrogant, and they remember a time when the

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Speaker 1: Egyptians ruined them worship them, and it's stuck with them.

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Speaker 3: You see.

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00:50:11,965 --> 00:50:15,085
Speaker 1: They still think we're not in the Egyptian times. Larry,

1010
00:50:15,725 --> 00:50:19,605
Speaker 1: you're not my god. Okay, anyway, Gemma, you're winning the

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00:50:19,725 --> 00:50:21,325
Speaker 1: couch as a cat owner.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you one.

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00:50:25,205 --> 00:50:28,925
Speaker 1: The Elna three seater lounge leather thanks to age. You

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Speaker 1: adding furniture. It is yours.

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Speaker 10: Thank you so mutrician and gold.

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Speaker 1: Oner for pleasure. Okay, how do we how do we

1017
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Speaker 1: level up tomorrow? It's quite easy. It's quite easy. Actually,

1018
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Speaker 1: I tell you how we level up. We level up

1019
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Speaker 1: your feet. You're looking a bit tired in a long year,

1020
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Speaker 1: has it?

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Speaker 3: Madam or sir?

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Speaker 1: We are giving away tomorrow the Falcon Fjords recline a

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Speaker 1: chair and ottoman ottoman Ottoman ottoman. That's right, get ready

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Speaker 1: to put your feet on the ottoman Empire Empire Empire.

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Speaker 1: The Falcon features a five star pedal base that provides

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Speaker 1: a stable foundation and allows for a four three sixties swivel.

1027
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Speaker 3: Suddenly you're watching something.

1028
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Speaker 1: An old lady's yelling in the kitchen. You have to

1029
00:51:16,245 --> 00:51:17,205
Speaker 1: shout over his shoulder.

1030
00:51:17,285 --> 00:51:19,525
Speaker 3: You suddenly go, you put a one eighty?

1031
00:51:20,325 --> 00:51:22,485
Speaker 14: What what shows up?

1032
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Speaker 6: Or if you're like an evil villain behind your yes, I've.

1033
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Speaker 1: Been at you, turn around or you've attend you're on

1034
00:51:29,645 --> 00:51:30,045
Speaker 1: the voice.

1035
00:51:31,925 --> 00:51:32,965
Speaker 6: You could be Keith Herbert.

1036
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Speaker 1: Do you know what they should do on that show?

1037
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Speaker 1: Soon as when they turn around see the person, they go,

1038
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Speaker 1: oh god, no.

1039
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Speaker 14: That's why you need the three Sean dreams he had

1040
00:51:46,205 --> 00:51:47,205
Speaker 14: the Falcon fjord.

1041
00:51:47,885 --> 00:51:50,205
Speaker 3: He'd love that. He's listening to this gen.

1042
00:51:50,125 --> 00:51:54,924
Speaker 1: Old jelly, the bass, the three sixty swivel. That one

1043
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Speaker 1: is made of high quality materials of course design to.

1044
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Speaker 3: Wulstand daily use. Oh you've met some of but listeners.

1045
00:52:02,205 --> 00:52:06,005
Speaker 1: In addition, the Falcon also features a center return swivel mechanism.

1046
00:52:06,325 --> 00:52:07,844
Speaker 7: Ah back to ground zero.

1047
00:52:08,085 --> 00:52:11,485
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it would ultimatically return you home. Thank you.

1048
00:52:11,885 --> 00:52:12,965
Speaker 3: I didn't know which world was.

1049
00:52:13,645 --> 00:52:17,325
Speaker 1: It's a bloody TV. You can relax, read a book,

1050
00:52:17,405 --> 00:52:19,965
Speaker 1: what's your favorite show? Or lie back and taken that

1051
00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:22,205
Speaker 1: no options, otherwise they'd be confused.

1052
00:52:22,285 --> 00:52:23,365
Speaker 3: What I did with this chript.

1053
00:52:24,805 --> 00:52:26,365
Speaker 1: Put it in a context, man, put it in a

1054
00:52:26,485 --> 00:52:29,965
Speaker 1: time to him, that's tomorrow morning.

1055
00:52:29,765 --> 00:52:33,565
Speaker 2: On the show The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1056
00:52:35,085 --> 00:52:38,045
Speaker 1: These days, I feel sorry for these very famous people.

1057
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Speaker 1: You can't do anything without snitches running their trap off

1058
00:52:40,965 --> 00:52:43,765
Speaker 1: to the papers. Now I'm saying, as someone who has

1059
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Speaker 1: an incredible story. The team know this affair about one

1060
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Speaker 1: of the gallaghers, and it's not a mean story. It's

1061
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Speaker 1: actually a really sweet story. And when I tell people,

1062
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Speaker 1: they will going, my god, that's so sweet. I haven't

1063
00:52:54,605 --> 00:52:56,765
Speaker 1: said any corn air because it's a private thing. Okay,

1064
00:52:57,205 --> 00:52:59,685
Speaker 1: Well Sam Wood needs to just shutch a trap mate.

1065
00:53:00,405 --> 00:53:03,685
Speaker 1: If you're taking money rental money from Liam Gallagher and

1066
00:53:03,765 --> 00:53:06,565
Speaker 1: his lovely girlfriend Debbie Bad look for Australia to be

1067
00:53:06,725 --> 00:53:09,125
Speaker 1: ringing the Herald's son to get a bit of pr

1068
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Speaker 1: My friend, this is not on sand Wood Fitness Mogul.

1069
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Speaker 4: It's running through their garbagee list.

1070
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Speaker 1: Liam Gallagher and his fiance stayed six nights at Fitnessmogul

1071
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Speaker 1: sound Woods Mount Martha home during the Oasis shows. This

1072
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Speaker 1: is nice standing a nice place somewhere. People saw him

1073
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Speaker 1: at I J getting his shop on some home comforts.

1074
00:53:30,405 --> 00:53:34,125
Speaker 1: Wood said, the recycling bin with chokers. Yeah, he's a

1075
00:53:34,205 --> 00:53:37,845
Speaker 1: rock star. You come and see mine on a Monday.

1076
00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:40,045
Speaker 1: You think that he is he a front man with Oasis.

1077
00:53:40,125 --> 00:53:44,045
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's chalkers. By that, I mean health drinks

1078
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Speaker 1: of course, of health drinks, destress snacks, stuff like that.

1079
00:53:50,085 --> 00:53:53,445
Speaker 1: Gallagher left behind Peter's with their ice cream in the fridge.

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00:53:54,685 --> 00:53:55,925
Speaker 6: Good stuff he could have.

1081
00:53:56,325 --> 00:53:59,725
Speaker 1: He could have the you know the Colosse range, right,

1082
00:53:59,765 --> 00:54:01,765
Speaker 1: but you can tell the boy out of Manchester, but

1083
00:54:01,925 --> 00:54:03,245
Speaker 1: not the Manchester out of the boy.

1084
00:54:03,645 --> 00:54:04,845
Speaker 3: He wants that five.

1085
00:54:04,725 --> 00:54:07,285
Speaker 6: Dollar top and that is our best last And I

1086
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Speaker 6: bet he tried to put.

1087
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Speaker 3: In the cases.

1088
00:54:09,125 --> 00:54:11,645
Speaker 1: Fyonce Debbie would have gone, Am, you're gonna have to

1089
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Speaker 1: leave mine and see when we get back to learn

1090
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Speaker 1: if we get it sent over from Sam Wood Fitness Mogul.

1091
00:54:19,205 --> 00:54:21,364
Speaker 3: Lim even left some sign posters for Sam.

1092
00:54:21,685 --> 00:54:22,245
Speaker 7: That's nice.

1093
00:54:22,285 --> 00:54:23,404
Speaker 3: See this is a nice thing.

1094
00:54:23,845 --> 00:54:27,245
Speaker 1: Locals wanted Liam at Themartha Village ig A. I'd love

1095
00:54:27,285 --> 00:54:29,445
Speaker 1: to know what he was getting and taking a dip

1096
00:54:29,485 --> 00:54:31,364
Speaker 1: in the bay would notice good. He's got a lot

1097
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Speaker 1: to say. I mean, I wouldn't want to stay his place.

1098
00:54:35,085 --> 00:54:39,605
Speaker 1: Suddenly he's like combining a report on you. Just Jimki

1099
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Speaker 1: moved around in whacky sets up. She's a front man.

1100
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Speaker 1: Maybe he needs to know the dumbbells a certain way,

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Speaker 1: like he's on the microphone or with those maraccas. He's

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Speaker 1: waving the dumbells as you get Moracca guns. You know,

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Speaker 1: do you know what I want to do?

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Speaker 3: Party?

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00:54:55,485 --> 00:54:59,045
Speaker 1: He wants to write hire Sam Woods Home. Why don't

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00:54:59,085 --> 00:55:01,404
Speaker 1: we next week do the show from sam Woods place?

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00:55:01,845 --> 00:55:03,965
Speaker 1: Now we hire it, we have a night down, a dinner, Okay,

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00:55:05,085 --> 00:55:07,445
Speaker 1: we live like a rock stuff. If we go to

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00:55:07,485 --> 00:55:11,884
Speaker 1: the IgA get some of that BEA's icecream. What if

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00:55:11,925 --> 00:55:14,364
Speaker 1: we do the shop with the next day from sam

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Speaker 1: woods Place and we live like a rock star.

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Speaker 3: We care for twelve hours.

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Speaker 6: He's going to snitch on us.

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Speaker 3: There were body parts.

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Speaker 2: That's Pats the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Hey Patsy, Hey do it mateas they're here, but we're

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00:55:35,445 --> 00:55:36,085
Speaker 1: still on air.

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00:55:37,045 --> 00:55:38,525
Speaker 6: Real your hang out.

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Speaker 8: I haven't even got my headphones on, so I can't

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Speaker 8: even hear you if you're talking to me. But Alex

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00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:44,645
Speaker 8: and I have bigger places to be and bigger people

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Speaker 8: to see.

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Speaker 3: Oh that is how you. No, don't don't hate the player. Hey,

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Speaker 3: that is so good. We just got schooled in showbiz.

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Speaker 3: She took us there.

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Speaker 6: She didn't even blink.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, ow it.

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Speaker 3: Wow. It's powerful. Powerful when you see that, just you

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Speaker 3: and that is diva behavior. Nothing on that.

1130
00:56:04,205 --> 00:56:06,605
Speaker 1: And if you think she's joking, Alex and Pats have

1131
00:56:06,765 --> 00:56:09,965
Speaker 1: left the show early twenty minutes. We're all having our

1132
00:56:10,005 --> 00:56:13,565
Speaker 1: photos take day. It is a team photo shoot. Rie

1133
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Speaker 1: and I also are in these photos. Yeah, don't we

1134
00:56:16,445 --> 00:56:19,005
Speaker 1: need to I've got a gash on my forehead. I

1135
00:56:19,085 --> 00:56:21,685
Speaker 1: need to be there right now. They know what show

1136
00:56:21,765 --> 00:56:27,844
Speaker 1: comes first. Thank you of those two rats couldn't give

1137
00:56:27,845 --> 00:56:30,884
Speaker 1: a dare we're having a photo second half ten. It's

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00:56:30,925 --> 00:56:31,605
Speaker 1: in Hawthorne.

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00:56:32,445 --> 00:56:36,685
Speaker 3: Ten minutes so good. It is shocking. Okay, well you

1140
00:56:36,765 --> 00:56:37,845
Speaker 3: and I need to leave early.

1141
00:56:37,685 --> 00:56:39,485
Speaker 6: Tomorrow then yes, okay, deal, they can do.

1142
00:56:39,965 --> 00:56:41,045
Speaker 3: I wouldn't wish that anyway.

1143
00:56:41,325 --> 00:56:47,845
Speaker 1: That's the list, Standler and Standler, I can ike. Today

1144
00:56:47,965 --> 00:56:50,045
Speaker 1: is World Barbecue Day. Take a look out on the

1145
00:56:50,125 --> 00:56:53,004
Speaker 1: wrong day for it anyway. Imagine it was decent weather

1146
00:56:53,165 --> 00:56:57,245
Speaker 1: today World Barbeque Day. Statue engines me album that formerly

1147
00:56:57,285 --> 00:56:59,445
Speaker 1: One Exhibition has comeing to Australia for the first time ever.

1148
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Speaker 3: This is huge.

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00:57:00,285 --> 00:57:03,485
Speaker 1: Tickets are on sale now f One Exhibition dot Au.

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Speaker 1: We have a family VIP passed to go for the

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00:57:06,485 --> 00:57:09,085
Speaker 1: best in show today on Wild Barbic Day. We're looking

1152
00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:14,085
Speaker 1: for your barbecue movies. Great eighties movie of Michael Douglas

1153
00:57:14,445 --> 00:57:18,205
Speaker 1: Romance in the Stone. He Mickey d loves to get

1154
00:57:18,245 --> 00:57:20,405
Speaker 1: his grill on, that's right, Romancing the bone.

1155
00:57:22,125 --> 00:57:24,045
Speaker 6: Like gold.

1156
00:57:25,965 --> 00:57:30,325
Speaker 1: Russell Crow is grilling up, that's right. A grilliant mind,

1157
00:57:30,845 --> 00:57:32,205
Speaker 1: a grilliant mind.

1158
00:57:32,565 --> 00:57:34,165
Speaker 6: You know what. Thank you just for being here.

1159
00:57:36,245 --> 00:57:39,565
Speaker 1: An attendance award coming by way. No ribs for old men,

1160
00:57:40,205 --> 00:57:44,605
Speaker 1: feel very much red meat. Three men and a bottle

1161
00:57:44,645 --> 00:57:46,125
Speaker 1: of sweet Baby rays.

1162
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Speaker 6: With them?

1163
00:57:49,325 --> 00:57:49,885
Speaker 3: Should I just go?

1164
00:57:50,565 --> 00:57:54,805
Speaker 1: Let's see the photo shoot and mccortney Culkin loves the barbecue,

1165
00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:55,925
Speaker 1: loves a slack.

1166
00:57:56,005 --> 00:57:57,405
Speaker 3: That's right, my grill.

1167
00:57:58,725 --> 00:57:59,645
Speaker 6: Got it back.

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00:57:59,805 --> 00:58:02,765
Speaker 1: I got it, doubt nothing, Ria, What have you got

1169
00:58:02,805 --> 00:58:04,045
Speaker 1: on such a beautiful day today?

1170
00:58:04,245 --> 00:58:06,805
Speaker 3: Look around? Is that the smell of barbecue lights?

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00:58:06,845 --> 00:58:07,285
Speaker 1: If you had?

1172
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Speaker 9: What do do?

1173
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Speaker 6: Edward sizzlehand?

1174
00:58:10,365 --> 00:58:16,565
Speaker 3: Oh yes, bronze frying Nemo. That's a bit hard. Some

1175
00:58:16,685 --> 00:58:18,205
Speaker 3: of the kids are still getting out of the calm.

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Speaker 3: They're late today.

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00:58:19,565 --> 00:58:24,365
Speaker 1: Fish is delicious, Silver, charface char face, very good, gold

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Speaker 1: and little chop of horrors.

1179
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Speaker 2: Okay, The Christian o'condal show podcast.

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00:58:32,485 --> 00:58:35,165
Speaker 1: That's to mark your time. Waste is your barbecue movies?

1181
00:58:36,445 --> 00:58:40,085
Speaker 1: Great prize Family VIP passed this awesome F one exhibition

1182
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Speaker 1: which is on at the end of the month November

1183
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Speaker 1: twenty ninth, Melbourne Convention and Exhibition Center.

1184
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Speaker 3: Barbecue Movies. Are we ready?

1185
00:58:47,925 --> 00:58:48,365
Speaker 6: Let's do it?

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00:58:48,645 --> 00:58:54,325
Speaker 1: Three men and a kebaby gold, Stepen, well done, Crazy

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00:58:54,445 --> 00:58:55,565
Speaker 1: rich onions.

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00:58:56,925 --> 00:58:58,645
Speaker 10: Gold, God have you?

1189
00:58:58,685 --> 00:59:01,045
Speaker 1: I love the onions when they're fried in the barbecue

1190
00:59:01,085 --> 00:59:05,405
Speaker 1: hot dog or the bee burgers. Oh dear Paul and

1191
00:59:05,525 --> 00:59:09,805
Speaker 1: Cooey rappers crab the bed field of dreams, not today,

1192
00:59:10,205 --> 00:59:13,045
Speaker 1: field of red hot coals. These don't make that, couldn't

1193
00:59:13,085 --> 00:59:15,045
Speaker 1: make less sense. Runs a million.

1194
00:59:15,405 --> 00:59:16,285
Speaker 3: Griddler on the roof.

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00:59:16,485 --> 00:59:19,445
Speaker 1: Oh god, that's very good, don Andy char grill on

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00:59:19,485 --> 00:59:23,365
Speaker 1: the Chocolate Factory. Silver Spatue La La Land, Silver pluss

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Speaker 1: on Heather. We kend at Bernie de Sausage.

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Speaker 6: Gold's gold plus.

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Speaker 3: Oh Tim, that is so good.

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Speaker 1: We kend at Bernie to Sausage the Barbecue Movie Silver

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00:59:38,365 --> 00:59:42,205
Speaker 1: plus for us Rump Silver Devil Wears and apron Bronze

1202
00:59:42,365 --> 00:59:46,165
Speaker 1: Babe Pig on the spitty Come on, Nate turn charge

1203
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Speaker 1: our Land silver puss the Big Crown ski Oh gold, Yeah,

1204
00:59:50,285 --> 00:59:54,165
Speaker 1: very good, well on Alexander, tom gunn Gold. Ten things

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Speaker 1: I hatebout Wagou Silver Charlotte's webber gold. That's very good, Olf,

1206
00:59:59,645 --> 01:00:01,685
Speaker 1: all right, who's still winner today? Who's best in show?

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Speaker 6: End at Bernie dost Sausage World done.

1208
01:00:03,805 --> 01:00:07,125
Speaker 1: Tim browse Shire. Today's when we are back tomorrow. Thanks

1209
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Speaker 1: for joining us.

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Speaker 3: Take care The

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast