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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: All Right, I love impressions, right, it's like a dying eye.

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Speaker 2: You don't see a lot of young entertainers now doing

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Speaker 2: impressions years ago. Do you want to get on TV

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Speaker 2: doing comedy or another? The shortcut was doing an impression

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Speaker 2: of people, and I always think it is a great

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Speaker 2: skill that people do it really, really well. Steve Coogan

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Speaker 2: before he became in one of the world's best comic actors.

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Speaker 2: And Alan Partridge was a very very gifted impressionist. That's

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Speaker 2: how he was a stand up The swarning want to

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Speaker 2: test your impressions and I know you've heard this a

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Speaker 2: million times and who do you do it? Were calling

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Speaker 2: up to him very very bad impressions of famous people,

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Speaker 2: and the people on the show laughing like it's the

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Speaker 2: funniest pression in the world. This isn't that we simply

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Speaker 2: want to hear you do an impression of someone we

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Speaker 2: do not know.

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Speaker 3: We're just gonna have to take your work for it.

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Speaker 2: That is a good impression, even at just a passive

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Speaker 2: an impression of it might be the guy who gives

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Speaker 2: you coffee in the morning, if it's the same place

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Speaker 2: every day. It might be kids on the school run.

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Speaker 2: All right, right now, I bet you do a great

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Speaker 2: impression of your mum or dad when they're in a

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Speaker 2: bad mood or yelling at you about Wow, it's too

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Speaker 2: late now to wash your sports kit.

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Speaker 3: It's your fault. You should have told us yesterday.

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Speaker 2: So, whoever it is, you want to do an impression

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Speaker 2: of your your other half, your partner, your boss at work,

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Speaker 2: we just want to hear the impression of someone we

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Speaker 2: don't know. The first four people that call up to

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Speaker 2: give this a go. We've got chemists warehouse vouchers one

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Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars eat, so we'll give you those

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Speaker 2: the first four people that come on out to give

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Speaker 2: this a go. So on the team. Who wants to

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Speaker 2: do an impression of someone we don't know? Patsy, can

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Speaker 2: you do? Peppe your hairdresser?

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Speaker 3: Do you take the quest? Pino? Sorry?

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Speaker 4: Oh Hi, how.

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Speaker 1: Are you Pino?

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Speaker 2: What are we doing today?

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Speaker 3: It's someone we don't know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we just have to take your word for it.

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Speaker 3: That's how he sounds.

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Speaker 2: What I call my local cafe, right, I know, when

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Speaker 2: I'm about ten minutes away from home, I call them

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Speaker 2: and say, oh, you know, can I have my usual aunt?

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Speaker 2: They go, all right, Chris, it's always the same guy

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Speaker 2: picks up the phone, he goes on this and a

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Speaker 2: cool stone barry. That is how he does it every

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Speaker 2: single day.

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Speaker 3: Jackie boy, I'll do mister Studham from my high school.

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Speaker 5: Guys, Seriously, the talking it has to start.

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Speaker 3: It's someone we don't know.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We wanted to call us up this morning. You're just

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Speaker 2: do an impression of someone we don't know. We don't

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Speaker 2: know if the pressions any good. Will just take your

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Speaker 2: word for okay?

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Speaker 3: Can he anyone in your life? It's entirely up to you.

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Speaker 2: Someone new, family, at work, someone who serves you every day. Yes,

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Speaker 2: let's ease up on the older ethnic impressions.

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Speaker 3: Huh, this is the team McK A few of those

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Speaker 3: I don't believe I said that. Okay, we don't want

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Speaker 3: to hear impressions of Indian people. Call Carl and Jackie.

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Speaker 3: Oh AnyWho in the studio eighteen minutes plats they quick

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Speaker 3: time check him and down. All right, then let's go

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Speaker 3: to your directions with people we don't know. Megan, Good morning,

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Christian Megan. All right, An operation of something

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Speaker 3: and good morning again. Good morning Megan, Hello nic Megan.

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Speaker 3: Who is she going to do an impression of for us?

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'm going to do an impression of my fourteen

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Speaker 6: year old son.

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Speaker 1: This happens obey him every single morning.

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Speaker 4: When he gets out of the shower, he goes into

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Speaker 4: his room, the door closes, and.

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Speaker 6: Then I hear, mom, can you pass me in a

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Speaker 6: pair of hondies?

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Speaker 1: Every morning?

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Speaker 2: Every morning, Megan, we'll give you a one hundred and

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Speaker 2: fifty dollars vouch of a chemist whose.

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Speaker 3: Treat yourself lovely smelly? Is this Mother's Day weekend?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Thank you?

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Speaker 3: That's right. I have a lovely Mother's Day this weekend.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. I will.

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Speaker 3: Probably are we going to get for that fourteen year old?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: Are you going to say someone else who said the

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Speaker 3: bedroom door closed? And you're going to do an impression?

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Speaker 3: We'll take the Indian guys. Go to the Indian guys.

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Speaker 6: Me okay, we are here.

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Speaker 3: This is Maddie. Good morning, Good morning, Good morning, Maddie.

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Speaker 3: You w on the score run?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yep.

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Speaker 2: Are you made to listen to this show or do

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Speaker 2: you choose to listen to us in the morning?

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Speaker 6: Probably made but I do love it.

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Speaker 3: That's very kind, that's very fair. Thanks made. And who

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Speaker 3: are you going to do an impression of? Mate?

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Speaker 6: Oh my dad today?

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Speaker 3: Okay, off you go. They's seal an impression from you

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Speaker 3: of your dad.

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Speaker 6: So he's on the phone and he is hello, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 6: yeah yeah, bye bye bye, and then he finally hangs out.

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Speaker 3: So it's dad a man A few words when he's

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Speaker 3: on the phone.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's all.

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Speaker 3: And is it like that if you call him? Is

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Speaker 3: he again? Yep? Yep, yep.

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Speaker 2: Bye Yeah, Maddie, we're going to send you about you

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Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty dollars suspend at Chemists Warehouse.

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Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.

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Speaker 3: All right, have a lovely weekend, Maddie. Thanks for colling

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Speaker 3: the show.

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Speaker 6: Thank you bye.

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Speaker 3: All right, take care. Let's go to Tiffany here.

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Speaker 5: Coome on into Hi, Christian, how are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good mate? So, and who are you going to

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Speaker 3: impress us with an impression of.

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Speaker 5: My late Scottish grandmother who was hilarious.

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Speaker 3: A dead person?

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Speaker 2: That intermination of this called in of someone dead in

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Speaker 2: Winston Churchill, Christian, your dead grandmother ri ip off you.

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Speaker 5: Go right happening, Sep. When I do my wheel stalls

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Speaker 5: for the food in Brunswick Quill. You'd get these rich

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Speaker 5: people rolling up in their rains rovers and you're kind

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Speaker 5: of saying a thing, you know, because see when you

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Speaker 5: see something, they go back and they do their complaint.

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Speaker 5: They open one door, about ten of them.

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Speaker 3: It's a p it's a woman play.

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Speaker 5: For a cord Shake.

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Speaker 2: That is incredible and that is performing this weekend at

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Speaker 2: the Regent Theater. That was amazing, Tiffany.

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Speaker 5: That's great, Christian, thank you very much for your change this.

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Speaker 3: Standing character, standing character. That's great. We'll send you a

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Speaker 3: one hundred of people about you for Gimmi's Warehouse. Well done.

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Speaker 5: That's absolutely unreal.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: That's great. All Right, we got to you a couple

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Speaker 3: more nine four one four one o four three. Why

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Speaker 3: you said these impressions of people we don't know? I'm

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Speaker 3: still finding them, totain you. I don't know why.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Time for one or two last impressions of people we

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Speaker 3: don't know? Kroline, Good morning morning. Okay, so who is

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Speaker 3: this we don't know?

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 4: We drove to Dimball for the Stampank Festival. That his

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Speaker 4: giant koala and my son needed to go to the toilet,

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Speaker 4: so we stopped and we went in and said to

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Speaker 4: my sunny's toilet and it's like to someone that it's

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Speaker 4: a laser castaos.

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Speaker 3: We've all met that woman other way. They ain't you

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Speaker 3: going to toilet there?

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Speaker 6: What is that?

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Speaker 3: What are you so mean with the toilets? I hate

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Speaker 3: those people. What does it hurt you? Especially for your

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Speaker 3: kid as well?

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Speaker 4: Why don't think they had a customer in every two years?

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Speaker 3: On that impression? Once more, it's cat that is well.

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