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Speaker 2: Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, this time for Christian olconals. Wait,
Speaker 2: how many do you doo?
Speaker 3: Okay, we have left the studio. We are now in
Speaker 3: the super Bowl.
Speaker 4: Because they're going to be doing a week beaks challenging
Speaker 4: a bowl. So super Bowl, do you work on a show?
Speaker 4: Any of you will give me something amative? That's it
Speaker 4: all right. The atmosphere here is nonexistent.
Speaker 5: It's electric.
Speaker 3: It's electric. Sorry with me, is Jack. We are now
Speaker 3: with the athletes. Three athletes lined up ten minutes on o'clock.
Speaker 3: How many weekbeks can they have in ten minutes?
Speaker 4: With milk?
Speaker 3: Three strong competitive men? Men become boys during the next
Speaker 3: ten minutes here on goal. Okay, let's meet the three competitors.
Speaker 4: Unto the ball is a big bad trucky for marriage.
Speaker 4: That to the Fendy's crown.
Speaker 2: God save the king, Gossie whatever room for lunch?
Speaker 6: Long may he rain. That's a sausage ring, big run,
Speaker 6: of course, but early lag. Back to the FLD.
Speaker 4: This title.
Speaker 3: This guy's got form. He stepped up. He's done it before.
Speaker 3: Can he do it again?
Speaker 4: Andy?
Speaker 3: Since we last saw the wind of last year. I
Speaker 3: know he's got a new sponsorship deal with somebody you
Speaker 3: fully logoed up? Then, yes, that's right, it's not the
Speaker 3: last dance with Andy the last ball?
Speaker 4: Who is the sponsor today? Triple I advanced Tratt's great? Okay,
Speaker 4: good luck? You think you're going to finish off these two?
Speaker 6: Oh boy?
Speaker 4: The looks?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Who is taking him on? Let's find out who this
Speaker 4: legend is. He's won on Premiership Cup? But can he
Speaker 4: finish his ball?
Speaker 6: He's got three hundred and five goals?
Speaker 2: But does he have hollow legs? He's in all of fame,
Speaker 2: but how many wheat thicks.
Speaker 1: Can he do?
Speaker 4: Show us what you've got?
Speaker 2: Shame cross cross.
Speaker 4: When you say show us what you've got.
Speaker 3: He's currently dressed in a onesie or hawthorn onesie.
Speaker 6: He's snacking on the driveway. Figs.
Speaker 4: This guy's an animal.
Speaker 6: Don't feel your stomach that now?
Speaker 4: That now, Papa, I am, I got it first time? Okay,
Speaker 4: good luck craft. How do you think you're gonna get on?
Speaker 6: Not too well, it won't be not very good.
Speaker 3: Just a quasi mota or something, doesn't he for Notre
Speaker 3: Dame more than an athlete.
Speaker 5: Now he's drinking milk out of the bottle of Kraft.
Speaker 5: You're not taking this seriously.
Speaker 3: It's not just that, it's like, oh, you want me
Speaker 3: to take it serious?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Where they have those stories about where are they now?
Speaker 3: A sad story about a folden legend. He's swinging milk
Speaker 3: from the truck in on wearing a pont show. Okay,
Speaker 3: and last, but by no means least, there's meat. The
Speaker 3: last competitor this morning.
Speaker 4: A number three ladies and gentleman. He's a jockey. Will
Speaker 4: he have a tide of a soul wisfer?
Speaker 2: He might be giving up a sixty five year old
Speaker 2: handicap to that boogie's favorites buff This fella loves us
Speaker 2: soggy track. He's a cereal stallion. My time in it's
Speaker 2: a winks of weep biss.
Speaker 1: Get me out. He's out.
Speaker 4: The winks of weet bis.
Speaker 6: I like that, Grant, the winks of Wheatbix.
Speaker 4: It was worth doing it just to get that one
Speaker 4: line out.
Speaker 3: This might be rubbish what we're about to do, but
Speaker 3: the winks of Wheatbeach.
Speaker 4: Can we just take a moment to reflect on it?
Speaker 3: Grant the jockey who's actually in his soups today as well,
Speaker 3: looking respond it.
Speaker 4: My money's on you. That's good.
Speaker 1: Can I got confident?
Speaker 4: I'm confident, So give us a number. How many do
Speaker 4: you think you can do? Grant, I reckon, get thirty, thirty, thirty,
Speaker 4: week thirty.
Speaker 6: You're going down. I'm joking and he's right. Christian, I'll
Speaker 6: be riding you home.
Speaker 4: Give him Crawf has got nothing.
Speaker 6: Just got a whip. Can you hit Christian with that whip?
Speaker 6: But just show you how hard you would hit a It's.
Speaker 3: Better on a bigger man like you, like an old stallion,
Speaker 3: a former, sad, old tired stallion.
Speaker 4: All right, Jack, the rules for the week Mix channel,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 5: Each contestant will have ten minutes to eat as many
Speaker 5: Wheatbix pieces in milk as possible. They've been divvied up
Speaker 5: for five week biks per bowl. You have to finish
Speaker 5: a bowl to move on to the next bowl. You
Speaker 5: can add your own milk, your own honey, your own
Speaker 5: sugar as you like.
Speaker 4: I think Brady had that pizza and just let one
Speaker 4: go in the studio.
Speaker 3: Easy, old man, he repeats, at that old age, So Jack,
Speaker 3: back to the rules.
Speaker 5: Contestants must finish in full each week bix piece for
Speaker 5: it to be counted as one at the end. We
Speaker 5: will be inspecting your bowls at the end for mush.
Speaker 5: Don't try and hide your mush under your milk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, are we ready?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 6: Really? Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 6: Andy?
Speaker 4: Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Yes, let's go crawl sausage man, got no chance, Jockie
Speaker 6: you're going down?
Speaker 3: Gross ready, Cosy Bozo's ready, Grant you ready?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm ready?
Speaker 4: Jack? Count them down from three three two?
Speaker 6: What again?
Speaker 4: We begin the week bits challenge.
Speaker 3: Now, maybe we should have opened the actual jokes about
Speaker 3: for them, but just wasted like ten seconds just piercing
Speaker 3: the thing. All right, Grawf is now topping up all
Speaker 3: the five balls with a lot a lot of.
Speaker 4: Grant's has broken all of his down and and he's
Speaker 4: not using his spoon.
Speaker 5: He's eating them by hand.
Speaker 4: That is sad.
Speaker 6: He's the skull. You don't even done anything. We're going
Speaker 6: to follow you come here.
Speaker 4: You just bored us of the kill half an hour
Speaker 4: to get out the house.
Speaker 6: Are you going, doc from hog? Or maybe we off you?
Speaker 3: I tell you what they I don't think there's anywhere
Speaker 3: we're getting twenty done today?
Speaker 6: How far we come, so far?
Speaker 4: What do we have?
Speaker 6: We're forty four seconds in.
Speaker 5: Who's he's on his second in the leg.
Speaker 3: And he's on his second strong start. The jockey is
Speaker 3: he's much together? Have you muched together all five?
Speaker 4: Grant?
Speaker 3: Yep, Yeah, he's crying and the most actually got tears
Speaker 3: in his eyes.
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: We're down to fifty seconds left of the week.
Speaker 3: Bische actually looks angry, always about to hold he's a
Speaker 3: threat to be sick on me.
Speaker 6: The latter.
Speaker 3: At the moment is neck and neck between Andy, the
Speaker 3: raining competitive eating champ on the show who's actually shoving
Speaker 3: him in his pie hole using his fingers, and Grant,
Speaker 3: the jockey who has got tears.
Speaker 5: Each bowl has five week picks in it. He's just
Speaker 5: hit the thirty.
Speaker 4: Listen, if you zipped it more and eight more, you
Speaker 4: might have actually been in the mix for this.
Speaker 3: He's got the wrong type of using his fingers, and
Speaker 3: I got the jogg on the other side, an endless stuffing.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't like seeing you like this, and
Speaker 3: I think Hawthorne are going to want you to take
Speaker 3: that off as well.
Speaker 5: Fifty seconds guys, last craft last day.
Speaker 3: Here we go ten weeks of a spot Crawf has
Speaker 3: been We could have got anybody.
Speaker 4: In who might have done more than him.
Speaker 5: Five four, that's a half three two one plates down.
Speaker 3: Let's find out who is going to be the winner
Speaker 3: of the week Bix Challenged twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: We're going to add it up right now.
Speaker 5: The stewards are just going to check the bowls to
Speaker 5: make sure that the finishing bowls how many week bigs
Speaker 5: have been eaten from them? But we can see from
Speaker 5: the bowls finished each week Bix had five. Each bowl
Speaker 5: had five week bicks in it. Andy has done seven bowls,
Speaker 5: Grant has done seven bowls. So now it comes down
Speaker 5: to how many they got out of that last bowl?
Speaker 6: How many did I do?
Speaker 4: It's not even worth talking about it. Not enough.
Speaker 5: The stewards haven't even bothered to go look across.
Speaker 4: Did you come here by accident? I thought there was
Speaker 4: something else happening.
Speaker 3: You wandered into a competitive eating in position four and
Speaker 3: a half?
Speaker 4: I did great.
Speaker 5: Kraft comes in a third place officially with with sixteen
Speaker 5: we're branded enough, So.
Speaker 3: Can we just second moment to admire his consistency? He
Speaker 3: started bad and stayed bad. You know that's a Shane
Speaker 3: Crawford story.
Speaker 6: There's still a lot of exit.
Speaker 5: It is a lot of week on sixteen is this?
Speaker 5: There are we looking at the final totals? Here? Oh Andy,
Speaker 5: who won the Sausage Challenge last year, finishes with thirty five.
Speaker 6: What Brandy time?
Speaker 4: Jack?
Speaker 3: Have you ever done one of these before? You're meant
Speaker 3: to go reverse order? You go, who's chem loss? Who's
Speaker 3: going to second?
Speaker 4: And then build up you've just said he's one. Now
Speaker 4: you're going back to tell us the big news.
Speaker 6: Who's in second?
Speaker 5: Sorry coming? Finishes on thirty two.
Speaker 3: Champ, Double Champ, Double Champ. Step forward, take the trophy, Andy,
Speaker 3: Congratulations to raining eating Champ on the show. He's the
Speaker 3: king of the sausages and moving very slowly like a python,
Speaker 3: Like a python who's eat a lamb?
Speaker 4: There we go, There you go, Champ.
Speaker 3: A few words from the winner's podium.
Speaker 5: I think, thank you my sponsors, Bryan and Andrew.
Speaker 3: When you said trust, you're wearing a trust to keep
Speaker 3: all the wheat bicks in.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, think the crane crew.
Speaker 6: Rashy, he's got whetbis breadth.
Speaker 4: You need to say sorry. You would do how.
Speaker 3: Many did and eat thirty five, thirty five and ten minutes.
Speaker 4: It's struggling once more.
Speaker 5: Do you have anything to say to crawl from the
Speaker 5: other competitors?
Speaker 4: You can't against the goat. I like it the goat.
Speaker 3: The goat has been born to Michael Jordan.
Speaker 6: MICHAELA the moon. What are you doing?
Speaker 4: I'm going to.
Speaker 6: Count thirty five week bigs out on the table to
Speaker 6: get a real idea of how many weeks time.
Speaker 4: For you to go home?
Speaker 3: Now, time for you to go home? Grant, you came
Speaker 3: a close second. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: A round of the clause for all the athletes today.
Speaker 6: I don't know yet any isn't a wait for us?
Speaker 5: A percentage of body weight? Grant definitely won tonight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, as a percent of waste of space?
Speaker 3: Everyone please, he came, He mumbled, shake off on everyone.
Speaker 6: Third, do I get a medal?
Speaker 4: No? No, And don't forget your back at work on
Speaker 4: the show next Thursday.
Speaker 6: Oh fantastic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's have surprise foot his back. Did he want
Speaker 4: chant you?
Speaker 6: I might take of a newsport.
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