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Speaker 1: Jum Mission with Jonesy and Amanda boll I.

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Speaker 2: Meg's guest had the grand plan to spend twenty twenty

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Speaker 2: twuring with live stand up comedy. Sadly that did not happen.

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Speaker 2: Luckily for him, he's not been cast out into the

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Speaker 2: streets because Gruen returns tonight. Will Anderson joins us, Hello, Will,

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Speaker 2: how are you?

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Speaker 1: Amanda and JONESI, you're absolutely right. I quit my radio

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Speaker 1: job at the end of last year to dedicate this

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Speaker 1: entire year to doing live comedy. So the secret of

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Speaker 1: comedy is timing. Very much like somebody who there was

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Speaker 1: a famous author I think who left his wife for

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Speaker 1: Natalie Portman. But he hadn't run that by Natalie Portman,

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Speaker 1: so he left his wife and then Natalie Portman was like, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm not really interested in this, And that's how I

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Speaker 1: feel about my choices I've made this year.

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Speaker 3: So have you been knocking on Eddie's door saying, hey, listen,

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Speaker 3: I need to come back. Is that okay?

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Speaker 1: I'm knocking on everybody's door. Why do you think I'm

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Speaker 1: on this morning? I don't want to talk about grow

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Speaker 1: and I just want to muscle my way into Amanda

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Speaker 1: Jonesy and will Oh, here we are.

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Speaker 2: I saw the You've joked before that at the age

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Speaker 2: of forty six, you've become what your parents were always

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Speaker 2: worried about for the last twenty five years, an unemployed

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Speaker 2: stand up comedian.

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Speaker 1: You know what the thing is, Amanda. I think they've

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Speaker 1: enjoyed it too much. It was like when I got arrested,

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Speaker 1: they loved it because they've been waiting for me to

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Speaker 1: get arrested for twenty years to prove their point. And

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Speaker 1: it's the same we've been unemployed. I think it's really

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Speaker 1: worked against everything that they thought when I decided to

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Speaker 1: run away and join the circus, that it's worked out

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Speaker 1: for so long. So the fact that it's finally not

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Speaker 1: worked out and Mum's on the phone like every second week,

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Speaker 1: going you know, we have that emergency wedding fund you're

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Speaker 1: never going to use.

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Speaker 3: Because parents like nothing more than come up.

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Speaker 1: And I think that it's one of those things where

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Speaker 1: my parents incredibly generous. Obviously, you know, it's lovely to

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Speaker 1: know that you're in a position where you have that

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Speaker 1: level of support. And I also know that my form

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Speaker 1: of unemployment is very different to the form that some

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Speaker 1: other people are experiencing at the moment. I've always known

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Speaker 1: that we were having grew and coming back at the

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Speaker 1: end of the year, so that was something that I

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Speaker 1: could look forward to. But it was We recorded the

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Speaker 1: first one last night and it's the first time in

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Speaker 1: twelve years of doing the show we've never done it

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Speaker 1: in front of a live stdeo audience, of course, because

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Speaker 1: you know, for COVID reasons, we can't have an audience

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Speaker 1: in I did suggest that we taped the episode at

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Speaker 1: halftime during the rugby league soly so we could have

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Speaker 1: a few people in the crowd, but they decided that

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Speaker 1: that wasn't appropriate, So I said, could we do it

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Speaker 1: up in Brisbane before the AFL Grand Final. They're looking

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Speaker 1: for premuch entertainment. Let's just do it gruin live.

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Speaker 2: Well, what sort of things are tickling your fancy? What

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Speaker 2: kind of stuff are you looking at?

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Speaker 1: Well, obviously we have to talk about you know, the

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Speaker 1: big C or the other big C in the room,

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Speaker 1: which is COVID, and we have a look in the monologue.

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Speaker 1: Please please laugh at home. By the way, it's weird

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Speaker 1: to do a monologue with jokes in it that there's

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Speaker 1: no one in the studio laughing. Sometimes no one laughs anyway,

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Speaker 1: and there's three hundred people there. But when there's nobody

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Speaker 1: there at all, it's a bit of a weird experience.

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Speaker 1: It's surfing without a notion. But the panel they came

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Speaker 1: alive in this show, Amanda, I think that what we've

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Speaker 1: underestimated over the years is that I like performing in

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Speaker 1: front of a live audience. But these guys are advertising professionals,

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Speaker 1: and not only are we putting them on TV talking

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Speaker 1: about advertising, but we're putting them in front of, you know,

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Speaker 1: two hundred and three hundred people in a room to

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Speaker 1: do a live show, and that can be quite overwhelming.

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Speaker 1: And they're very aware that they're talking to people, whereas

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Speaker 1: last night there was a point about halfway through the

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Speaker 1: show where I realized they've forgotten that they're on TV.

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Speaker 1: They're just talking to each other across this desk about advertising.

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Speaker 1: And I think we were getting to some stuff we

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Speaker 1: probably haven't got to in the last eleven years of

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Speaker 1: the show because we loved loving to the idea that

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Speaker 1: nobody was watching them talk.

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Speaker 3: That's right. Have you seen the super Cheap Auto AD's

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Speaker 3: so super Chieap order have sponsored the Bathist one thousand

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Speaker 3: for fifteen years now and then this is going to

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Speaker 3: be their last year. Repco. Their opposition has pulled a

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Speaker 3: pile of cash towards the Bathist people, and so Bathists

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Speaker 3: have said, well, we don't want you any more. Super

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Speaker 3: Cheap They put up a faux press conference and this

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Speaker 3: bearing of mind happened when the whole beverergicallyan thing went

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Speaker 3: down the other day. So they had this fake press

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Speaker 3: conference complete with one of those deaf signing people from

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Speaker 3: Super Cheap order. We now go live to Nathan Murray.

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Speaker 4: Dear Bathurst one thousand. We has loved you for a

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Speaker 4: very long time, so we were heartbroken when you told

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Speaker 4: us that, after sixteen years of partnership next year you

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Speaker 4: wanted to see other sponsors. We're not saying you're a

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Speaker 4: gold digger, but the war else would you let us go? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: we know we can be cheap. Our export degrees is

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Speaker 4: three for just five bucks.

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Speaker 3: And that was that was the biggest I think fu

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Speaker 3: to a jilted I guess bride.

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Speaker 2: And not only that, the timing was amazing. It was

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Speaker 2: the day when we're seeing press conferences from Gladysbury artically

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Speaker 2: and so to see that in the news you know

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Speaker 2: what's happening now.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I love that idea of just training, cap

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Speaker 1: the news cycle and use it for your advantage. Though,

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Speaker 1: surely when somebody is talking about the fact that they

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Speaker 1: can't give you their messages for an ikak hearing because

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Speaker 1: their iPad and iPhone fell into some sort of machinery

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Speaker 1: at their fund, they're literally you can get a tractor.

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Speaker 1: Add in that, you can get insurance for your iPhone.

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Speaker 1: They could get involved in that. I mean, they've just

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Speaker 1: launched a whole bunch of new iPhones today. Did they

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Speaker 1: not realize this was the perfect opportunity.

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Speaker 3: It's all about integration. Man, Well, we're so pleased you're

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Speaker 3: back on the Tellygruin. Season twelve premiers tonight at eight

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Speaker 3: thirty on ABC and iView. Will Anderson, it's always a treat.

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Speaker 1: It's nice to be here on of course, Amanda Jones

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Speaker 1: and Will.

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Speaker 2: I got my name first. I really appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: So this is how it work, This is this is

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Speaker 3: how it all operate. Thanks Will, good on you will

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Speaker 1: With Joones and Amanda