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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast Sad.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about not being invited somewhere, shocking feeling and

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Speaker 2: how that feels, and more importantly, the fact that nobody

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Speaker 2: follows up on this. You know, it's kind of just

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Speaker 2: a convention of society that if you don't get invited somewhere,

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Speaker 2: it's rude to squawk about the fact that you didn't

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Speaker 2: get invited.

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Speaker 3: And it's an uncomfortable phone call.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's not rude, it's just uncomfortable.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, big times.

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Speaker 2: You had a friend of mine recently who told me

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Speaker 2: that somebody walked up to him in the street, to

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Speaker 2: somebody he knew, and said, the day that you didn't

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Speaker 2: invite me to your wedding was the worst day of

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Speaker 2: my life.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, wild right.

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Speaker 2: Oh know what to say, because again it yeah, it

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Speaker 2: says a lot about a person if for them to

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Speaker 2: say that, Yeah, it's almost affirming that you didn't invite

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Speaker 2: them as well.

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Speaker 5: One hundred percent, because they're saying their their involvement in

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Speaker 5: your wedding is more important than your wedding.

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Speaker 3: It's outrageous.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 3: One thing that's for.

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Speaker 5: Sure, though, Will is listening to the conversations I've been

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Speaker 5: the fly on the whole the whole conversation levels.

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Speaker 3: Incredibly entertaining and amazing.

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Speaker 5: Enter our audio sorry digital, excuse me, digital producer.

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Speaker 4: There she does. She does visual stuff as well.

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Speaker 5: Kate, Because you you've been snubbed by someone.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so I used to work for this person and

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Speaker 1: I'd like to think we're good friends. He goes by Simon.

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Speaker 1: Love it from Adam and Simon.

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Speaker 4: Unless a duo.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, whack.

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Speaker 2: Well she had to say she moved up in the

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Speaker 2: duo stacks when she moved to us. I'm a little

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Speaker 2: bit worried about the fact that she's oggling Hamish nanny

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Speaker 2: from a distance, just working.

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Speaker 4: Away out the duo ladder, aren't you? So you want

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Speaker 4: to call? So what did Simon not invite you to? Okay?

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Speaker 1: They his engagement party.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, so significant.

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Speaker 2: So this is one of those conversations we're saying, you're

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Speaker 2: a bad person if you have the conversation with them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and look, I wasn't We didn't even know.

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Speaker 4: If we didn't know that you would invited.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I wasn't expecting to get invited though, Like I

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Speaker 1: wasn't anticipating at all. Also, wasn't surprised, but I think

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Speaker 1: it would be kind of funny and I'm super uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: doing this.

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Speaker 3: We can hear that to just see what he has

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Speaker 3: is a stereric.

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Speaker 2: Of you that that that would have felt good if

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Speaker 2: you were invited?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And how long ago was this engagement?

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Speaker 1: Two or so weeks ago?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: This is fresh, this beautiful? How many people went to

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Speaker 3: the engagement party?

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Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure. It seems there's photoshot.

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Speaker 7: Don't try and pretet a big party, big platter, right,

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Speaker 7: And you're you're willing to confront him now and give

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Speaker 7: him a call?

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Speaker 4: And yes, how close are you with Simon and.

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Speaker 1: Or Adam Simon? Were both of them? Very close with them?

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Speaker 1: I see them regularly, Okay, so.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay, yeah, I mean you're offended, Like, let's

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Speaker 4: just call.

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Speaker 5: Do you think you think the hold anger that you

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Speaker 5: jumped the duo ladder on your way to ham Mission?

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Speaker 1: Andy, super supportive, they flex all the time that I've

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Speaker 1: I've rised to the next duo.

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Speaker 3: Okay, they're excited for me, okay.

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Speaker 4: And we'll be happy for you on so many levels.

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Speaker 6: I love this.

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Speaker 8: You're calling from Will and Woody from the duo that

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Speaker 8: you migrated to to Adam and Simon from the duo

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Speaker 8: that you migrated from, to say something incredibly uncomfortable.

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Speaker 4: I'm proud of you, Kate.

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Speaker 2: You've gotta lose. You gotta lose your ego in the

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Speaker 2: name of content. That's the name of the game here.

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Speaker 2: Everyone signs that contract before there's that working for us.

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Speaker 2: One of the worst conversations in the world. And I

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Speaker 2: mean it's it's often just this is often something it's

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Speaker 2: a hypothetical conversation. Is calling someone and telling them that

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Speaker 2: you're annoyed that you didn't get invited to something because

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Speaker 2: everyone's too scared to do it.

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Speaker 4: And it's an awful conversation to.

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Speaker 5: Have to have, and it's probably the wrong thing to

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Speaker 5: do because if you didn't get invited, they've chosen to

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Speaker 5: not invited. They don't have to invite you, and it

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Speaker 5: would be petty to call them and complain about not

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Speaker 5: being invited.

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Speaker 2: And also probably verify and confirm for the person that

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Speaker 2: they're glad they didn't invite you, because you're that sort

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Speaker 2: of person.

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Speaker 5: Enter our digital producer case. Okay, one half of Adam

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Speaker 5: and Simon. Simon had an engagement party recently. You used

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Speaker 5: to work with Adam and Simon, Yes, yep.

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Speaker 3: And he didn't invite you to the engagement party.

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Speaker 1: No, which I'm sad that I wasn't invited. So we're

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Speaker 1: going to confront him in the most uncomfortable way possible.

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling right now so you can hear it,

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Speaker 1: I'm shaking, I'm sweaty.

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Speaker 3: How often do you talk to them?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 3: Do you still like text Simon?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Text them every now. I saw him and Adam

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Speaker 1: like last week, so I've seen them recently, did you?

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Speaker 2: And keep in mind, I mean the other little you know,

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Speaker 2: a bit of vinegar that we're going to put put

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Speaker 2: his milkres is that she's she has migrated from from

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Speaker 2: Adam and Simon as a duo to us as a duo,

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Speaker 2: which also means that you and I can't get angry

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Speaker 2: when she calls us as part of Barak and Michelle

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Speaker 2: Obama's team.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, duo.

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Speaker 5: He's been jumping a few going to actual progression, Adam

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Speaker 5: and Simon was showing Brock.

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Speaker 4: Was an equal sequence Bright. All right, let's go him.

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Speaker 3: So calling Simon, Yeah, what do you use shooting with?

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Speaker 6: Hey?

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Speaker 3: You going just want to know.

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Speaker 1: Why I wasn't so because I saw him recently. I

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Speaker 1: kind of have a setup where because his fiance was

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Speaker 1: there too, so I speaking to her. She showed me

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Speaker 1: some photos.

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Speaker 3: So she showed you photos of engagement. I'm going to use.

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Speaker 6: That good one.

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Speaker 4: Okay, this hurt me?

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Speaker 6: Great, good luck okay, cooling, okay, visuals.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Hello, Simon? How are you going?

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Speaker 6: Great? How are you mate? How are you?

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Speaker 1: It was really good seeing you the other day, mate, it.

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Speaker 9: Was the best you really cool thing, really cool after

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Speaker 9: horribly see.

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Speaker 6: It was a disaster.

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Speaker 9: It was great though, but you know, it is what

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Speaker 9: it is.

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Speaker 6: You know, it is what it is.

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Speaker 1: Did Gab end up getting a toilet paper for you?

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Speaker 4: I think so?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, it all kind of got sorted, which was lucky

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Speaker 9: because I definitely always shave my pants on my home.

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Speaker 6: I was like running down the street with like my

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Speaker 6: belt and down.

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Speaker 4: It's bad.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was really bad. It was very very bad.

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Speaker 4: What's going on?

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Speaker 6: Mate?

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Speaker 4: I can't I can't talk for too long.

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Speaker 1: Ati I'll get to the point then. So while I

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Speaker 1: was with you guys, Gab was showing me some photos

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Speaker 1: of your engagement party.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say that congrats. It looked like

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Speaker 1: such a fun time.

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Speaker 6: Thanks mate, Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 4: That's cool.

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Speaker 1: I was actually I find it a little bit weird

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Speaker 1: that I wasn't invited.

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Speaker 9: Oh really, I mean I found it a bit weird

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Speaker 9: that you weren't invited also, But what the reason we

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Speaker 9: kind of didn't do that was just because it was

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Speaker 4: You were one. You have to cut down numbers.

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Speaker 9: So we had on our first passive invites, we had

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Speaker 9: one hundred and ninety people and we had to get

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Speaker 9: that down to one hundred and twenty. Yeah, which was

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Speaker 9: really really tough, and we we kind of had to

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Speaker 9: make the really tough decision that we kind of really

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Speaker 9: only invited good friends of both Gab and myself. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: although like I'm very good friends with you, and you know,

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Speaker 9: I think and I hope you know that you're I

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Speaker 9: don't know, for whatever reason, kV. You've come into my

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Speaker 4: Simon. I'm going to let you up. That's willing Money

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Speaker 5: You saying how good of a friend.

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Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, Simon, Oh my, that's the best thing.

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Speaker 8: I mean, we were treated early on with the story

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Speaker 8: which was just heaven and you really then you spiked

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Speaker 8: the broth with one of them was rambling, struggling for a.

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Speaker 2: Foothold answers I've ever heard in my life.

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Speaker 3: The first past we had one hundred and I I

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Speaker 3: thought there was a quivering Kate's voice.

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Speaker 4: Crying, I'm just so.

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Speaker 1: I felt so uncomfortable saying that, And I don't I

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Speaker 1: don't care that I wasn't invited.

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Speaker 6: I'm going.

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Speaker 4: And then yourself Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 5: An American sports channelist called l Frabosky. I don't know

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Speaker 5: who that is, and I don't care what he was

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Speaker 5: talking about, but effectively he was on on a panel

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Speaker 5: show whatever, and he was trying to say, uh, Ron Burgundy.

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Speaker 5: He was trying to reference Ron Burgundy, which is the

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Speaker 5: famous anchor man character that Will Ferrell played, and instead

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Speaker 5: he said Ron Jeremy, who is a famous hedgehog.

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Speaker 4: So you know, of course I know him.

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Speaker 2: One knows him, the head joke, famous porn star, famous pored.

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Speaker 4: Recently, didn't he. I think he's dead. I think he

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Speaker 4: had a heart attack BLO. Maybe not too recently, but

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Speaker 4: he's no longer with us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there was once a time when another male skewed

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Speaker 2: radio station used to get him as a person to

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Speaker 2: pop up at their parties.

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Speaker 3: Ron Jeremy, he'd pop up at their party.

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Speaker 4: He was invited to their party.

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Speaker 2: Remember they would fly.

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Speaker 4: When radio was rock and roll. He used to rock

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Speaker 4: up at those parties. You remember that they get.

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Speaker 5: The budget to fly such a big porn star and overseas. God,

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Speaker 5: extraordinary stuff. Anyway, I think going back to our for

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Speaker 5: Aboski who said his name instead of Ron Bergady, I

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Speaker 5: think that's embarrassing for our because clearly, you know pawns

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Speaker 5: on the mind, you know Freudian slips, yes, where you

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Speaker 5: say something like, oh, you know, sleep with your sister,

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Speaker 5: and then you're like, oh sorry, I meant sweep.

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Speaker 3: And then it's like a little bit do you really

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Speaker 3: are you really thinking about it a definition?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's so many things. First of all, what

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Speaker 4: Yes, I reckon I would.

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Speaker 3: Let's put you to the test. It's pawn orcorn. Hey,

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Speaker 3: Rules are simple. Well, you think you're gonna be good

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Speaker 3: Movies that I'm referring to as popcorn.

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Speaker 5: I think I think they are adult film awards, and

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Speaker 4: You're kidding?

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Speaker 3: No, how do you know that?

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Speaker 5: I gotta ask to it. When I said no, obviously,

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Speaker 3: Anyway, all right, we're gonna do one now, will porn

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Speaker 4: Or a real.

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Speaker 3: You give me the excuse me? Yeah, you give me

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Speaker 4: Oh you're doing it live? Yeah? Sorry, I thought you

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Speaker 3: No, no, we played the audio aft. It's too obvious

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Speaker 5: It's too obvious. Okay, you give me a time and

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Speaker 5: a place. I'll give you a five minute window. Anything

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Speaker 3: No matter what is that a real movie.

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Speaker 4: That's a real movie, your buddy.

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Speaker 3: Now, that's Drive from twenty eleven nine.

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Speaker 1: Gosling, you give me a time and the police.

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Speaker 4: I give you a five minute window.

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Speaker 1: Anything happens in that five minutes, and I'm realized, no matter.

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Speaker 3: What, Brian Gosling wheels off to a flyer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah one nil, porn or popcorn up next, we're doing

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Speaker 10: Corn or pop corn?

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Speaker 12: By the way, before we get.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't a flying remark. We got off it.

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Speaker 2: What can't I never tell whether you're being you just

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Speaker 4: I'm a chance of knowing whether or not what you're

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we were offered as a duo.

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Speaker 5: I think what actually happened is you said no because

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Speaker 4: Nah, really good. Oh that's a shame. Yeah, it would

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Speaker 3: That's gonna fly up the weekend with mem It's gonna

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Speaker 3: be awesome. Shame, shame chamions. Where was it Sydney kidding? Yep, anyway,

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Speaker 3: No Gold Coast?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's dirty.

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Speaker 3: Who wow city hoping to get the gig next year.

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Speaker 5: Let's yam anyway in a good way, you know.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I see you're done there.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 5: We're playing a game called Porn or Popcorn, a great

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Speaker 3: It's pretty hot so far. Effectively, I read.

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Speaker 5: The dialogue of a film, and will you decide if

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Speaker 4: Movie or a real movie.

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Speaker 3: Porn or Popcorn?

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Speaker 2: And you and Button Bush and George have just been

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, and we think we've got some good ones.

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Speaker 4: Is George involved in the dialogue at all?

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Speaker 2: Is it just you reading it out? Because I wouldn't

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, these are only like monologues.

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Speaker 4: Can I get George to read? Actually? Actually, can George

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Speaker 4: read one of them? Please?

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Speaker 3: Sure?

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Speaker 5: Sure, because it's not the first one. But I'll choose

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Speaker 5: is this a.

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Speaker 4: Porn movie or a real movie?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he's still in hospital. The accident happened over the weekend.

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Speaker 5: It's been three days already. I can't believe his friend

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Speaker 4: I think it's from a porno play. The audio, Yeah, yeah, lax.

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Speaker 13: I he'll believe his friend did not get one scratch

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Speaker 13: and it doesn't even look like Darren's going to make it.

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Speaker 9: It's so crazy.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe this happened. What's the plot there? That

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Speaker 2: both their partners die so they hook up? Yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: the It's a girl on girl, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: They're waiting on there and they're both like, how do

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Speaker 4: All right, Willis it was so good?

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Speaker 6: Good job.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'll get George to read this one, because it's

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Speaker 3: I've got to tell George just from there.

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Speaker 4: Actually, you don't have to turn your microphone on.

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Speaker 3: He's you're my knight in shining armor.

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Speaker 6: Don't you forget it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I love the passion you put in this, Georgia.

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Speaker 3: You're going to get back on that horse and I'm

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Speaker 3: going to get I'm going to be right behind you,

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Speaker 3: holding on titan and the way we're going to go.

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Speaker 4: It's for a movie. It's for a movie.

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Speaker 9: Why do you ante shining? Yes?

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Speaker 4: Don't?

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Speaker 3: Yes, And I'm going to be right behind you.

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Speaker 4: What's the movie that is?

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Speaker 3: From the nineteen eighty one film on Golden Pond?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's a Cracker? Is it really on Golden Pond? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Cracker? Okay, next one here, you're on fire.

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Speaker 4: The porno was on Golden Dog came out about the

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Speaker 3: That's sort of I mean, that's why they want us

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Speaker 4: It would have been Puns of plenty. Would have been

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Speaker 4: a hell of a night.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Will, it's Will and Woody. So it's like

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Speaker 5: two doodles hosting. We could have dressed up as doodles.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, next year, next year, I'm Keene.

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Speaker 3: Next year we'll get him on the show tomorrow getting

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Speaker 3: getting checks out?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 4: Final one here?

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Speaker 6: A right?

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Speaker 4: Final one?

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Speaker 3: Final one?

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Final one?

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Speaker 5: I reckon because yeah, no, final one. Okay, you kidnapped her.

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Speaker 5: That's a bad thing. What princesses hate being kidnapped? Why

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Speaker 4: Your kidnapped? That's bad?

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Speaker 7: What princesses they hate being kidnapped?

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Speaker 4: Why am I just hearing about this?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 9: Hey?

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Speaker 4: Here she comes, Let's ask the princesses about to walk

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Speaker 4: into the room. Yes, totally.

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Speaker 6: She has.

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Speaker 2: Help her out with her yes, yes, yea tire shoes

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Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, it sounds like it sounds like it.

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Speaker 4: Rapunzel, Let down your hair.

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Speaker 3: Let's get out of here.

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Speaker 2: That's a more.

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Speaker 6: In Just.

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Speaker 3: The Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: We had to partnered Mim on the show yesterday, who

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Speaker 10: Well, what about how on the weekend you took a

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Speaker 12: See and he's twice for that.

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Speaker 4: Our raiders.

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Speaker 2: I think it's outragers. You think it's a god given

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Speaker 5: Talking we're all humans at the end of the day,

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Speaker 5: We're all adults here I'm talking about is really unhealthy,

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Speaker 5: and I just think if you're opening up a house

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Speaker 3: You provide a portal.

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Speaker 2: Look, you're in there for ten minutes, for an hour,

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Speaker 4: You also lived on the same street as this house might.

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Speaker 3: But other end, the whole other end of the street.

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Speaker 4: That's god of the.

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Speaker 2: Course, Jody, Jody, someone who's your toilet.

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Speaker 10: Yes, they did, and they actually did some on the

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Speaker 14: This is why we don't do it.

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Speaker 3: That's inappropriate.

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Speaker 4: But the toilet, I occupy it.

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Speaker 5: But not only do you want to look at the toilet.

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Speaker 5: that's not on that person is when on the floor.

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Speaker 5: It's just discussing in any environment, you know what I mean,

458
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Speaker 5: open house.

459
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,320
Speaker 2: You get you try and find the saddle up to

460
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Speaker 2: the high horse.

461
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Speaker 4: As you know you're so desperately need as you know,

462
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Speaker 4: I'm a we just don't need to go basically called Jodie. Uh,

463
00:19:43,359 --> 00:19:45,760
Speaker 4: there you go. That's someone whose house has been used. Yes,

464
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,200
Speaker 4: but that's the perspective that I was after.

465
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but again it was a person you did a

466
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Speaker 3: pretty appalling thing.

467
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Speaker 4: But you're But it's a floodgates argument though woulds.

468
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Speaker 2: I hate to get all legal on you, but you know,

469
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Speaker 2: as soon as you can't vet how people are going

470
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Speaker 2: to use the toilets, you have to assume that people

471
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Speaker 2: are going to use them badly. I can't think of

472
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Speaker 2: a single public I can't think of a single public

473
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,400
Speaker 2: or work toilet for that matter, that I haven't walked

474
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,920
Speaker 2: into my life and gone.

475
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,800
Speaker 4: Which Crestern has been in here. So if you're letting,

476
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,639
Speaker 4: you're letting you in and you know you've got good decorum.

477
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Speaker 4: Thank you for.

478
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,680
Speaker 2: Dabbing whatever that is you're letting them all in.

479
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,200
Speaker 4: They're all getting it. They're all getting a slice at it.

480
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Speaker 3: Let's go to Kelly. Here, Kelly, something happened in an auction.

481
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Speaker 10: Yes, I got to I had to drive an hour

482
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Speaker 10: to get to an auction, right, So I got to

483
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Speaker 10: the auction. There were so many people there looking at

484
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Speaker 10: the house. I had to I had to go to

485
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Speaker 10: the toilet. Try, I asked the real estate agent. I said,

486
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Speaker 10: can I reckon I could use the toilet before the

487
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Speaker 10: auction starts? And he was like oh, And I was like, oh, anyway,

488
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Speaker 10: and then the auction be rang the bell. Oh no, yeah, yeah,

489
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Speaker 10: So I thought I was stuff it I can't like

490
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Speaker 10: because I wanted a bid for this auction, right, So

491
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Speaker 10: I quickly looked the toilets for wheneveryone with the outside

492
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Speaker 10: and I just went to the little stuff that I

493
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Speaker 10: can't I have. You know, I have to go. Am

494
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Speaker 10: I going to do like I wanted?

495
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Speaker 6: So?

496
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Speaker 10: Anyway in the house.

497
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Speaker 15: Oh, so it becomes your toilet at the end of

498
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Speaker 15: the day, territorial, I think, yeah, and I made it mine.

499
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 5: Well said girl, try before your vibe.

500
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Speaker 3: That was quite brilliant.

501
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,159
Speaker 5: Good now very excitingly, my dad has called the show dad.

502
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Speaker 3: I mean you've been I mean, i'd say the premiere.

503
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Speaker 5: Real estate agent of Australia, if not the world, for

504
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:34,160
Speaker 5: thirty to forty years. You have since retired, but you'd

505
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Speaker 5: be well versed in this area.

506
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Speaker 16: You are a disgusting individual, agrees.

507
00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 4: I'm hearing after I talked you up like that.

508
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 5: So you as a real estate agent, you'd be disgusted

509
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Speaker 5: if if one of the patrons used the bathroom.

510
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Speaker 16: Absolutely someone else the place you want to list would

511
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 16: circulated photo of your name and say beware of this person.

512
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 16: He might come to a perspective he takes a dump.

513
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,879
Speaker 16: At every open for inspection, they were ban news from opening.

514
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 6: My friends probably.

515
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 2: Would because because it's it's because because because where the realist,

516
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 2: that agent gets the keys. Steve, You're kind of like

517
00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:22,119
Speaker 2: you're entrusted with the house for half an hour or

518
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 2: however long it is when the owners vacate, right, so

519
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,880
Speaker 2: you sort of got to police it.

520
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 16: Yeah, I think you've got a responsibility to you know,

521
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,480
Speaker 16: you talk about presentations of property.

522
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Speaker 6: Presentation.

523
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:35,919
Speaker 16: People have cakes baking in the you know, in the

524
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 16: other nice atmosphere, nice smell, and what's what are you

525
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 16: going to contribute? Actually I heard the story of people

526
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,840
Speaker 16: listened to this show and that lady who bought the

527
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Speaker 16: property the option. I think that's a very novel way

528
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Speaker 16: of paying a deposit or.

529
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Speaker 3: The willows.

530
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Speaker 5: What is the best thing you have stolen from a rental?

531
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Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh six five. Love that bit. Thirteen one

532
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 3: oh six five is our number.

533
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:12,439
Speaker 5: Jack Whitehall, the comedian, confessed to stealing the shower curtain rings.

534
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Speaker 4: So it's not really technically a rental. I mean, I

535
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,600
Speaker 4: hate to pull you up on the wording here.

536
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 5: But I tried to use the word rental to canvas

537
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 5: both hotels and Airbnb.

538
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:23,399
Speaker 3: What word would you have gone for?

539
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 4: Would you steal from the room you were staying in?

540
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:30,119
Speaker 3: God, he's good, even on two hours sleep. You're good.

541
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 3: Don't let anyone.

542
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 2: Tell you what the rental because I was putting it

543
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 2: because obviously, you know, I saw the board and I

544
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 2: was like, what did I steal from my rental? I'll

545
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 2: put it through the lens of my rental, which I

546
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 2: actually did steal from. Yeah, go on, well not deliberately

547
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,480
Speaker 2: that Well, it turns out he was quite annoyed about it.

548
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 2: But our proprietor proprietor term.

549
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 4: That's what I'm after. There comes those two hours sleep.

550
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 3: Your words get better when you've had two hours sleep.

551
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,400
Speaker 4: Landlord gave it. Put a barbecue in the house.

552
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,879
Speaker 3: Look the barbecue.

553
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, well well I thought he could take them.

554
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 2: No, I thought he gave in to h He came

555
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 2: over and he said, you boys like a barbecue, and

556
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 2: we were like, bloody oath we would. And then when

557
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 2: we moved to Subiaca we were living in perfect time,

558
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 2: we just took it with us.

559
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 4: He absolutely cracked it. Fair enough, fair enough, there was

560
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 4: a weaver. It was a really good barbecue.

561
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 3: You take the shower heads with no.

562
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,239
Speaker 2: In hindsight, it's ridiculous. It was a twenty one year old.

563
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,439
Speaker 2: When someone goes do you want something, you go, were

564
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 2: you giving it to me?

565
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 4: It's mine? CATCHU later?

566
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 3: Fair enough?

567
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 4: Thank you?

568
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 5: Jackson's cool six five jack Are you stile from a

569
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Speaker 5: rental mate?

570
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Speaker 10: Yeah?

571
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Speaker 14: I stole a shower head, probably just before COVID later

572
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Speaker 14: than your shower head at home.

573
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Speaker 3: Shower head. I literally just mentioned that. It's a ridiculous

574
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 3: thing to steal. So you didn't have a shower head,

575
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,120
Speaker 3: what's what's on? A house didn't have a shower head?

576
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 14: I needed a new one because one at home broke.

577
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 5: Right, Okay, did this come back to buy you in

578
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,240
Speaker 5: the bum? Like did the landlord or the person who.

579
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Speaker 17: Was haven't been haven't been contacted at all yet?

580
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Speaker 3: Oh mate, that is huge.

581
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Speaker 4: Well again, I have a you know, it's like I

582
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 4: thought a barbecue. I can't talk.

583
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 2: But let's go to Carissa on thurday and one and

584
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:09,360
Speaker 2: six five. Chrissa, what did you steal from a room

585
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 2: you was saying in or a rent?

586
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 17: It was now a boy? It was actually on a

587
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 17: cruise ship. I told six towels over three days. I

588
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,399
Speaker 17: wrapped it around my hair and round my body, and

589
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 17: I'd be like, oh, I'll bring them back.

590
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 10: I'm just going to my room to change.

591
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 17: Yeah, And I was able to steal the six of

592
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Speaker 17: them over three days. They usually they find you, but

593
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Speaker 17: I didn't get fined. They were large, they were fluffy,

594
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 17: they were great. And there was that ten years ago

595
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 17: and I still have them.

596
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 5: Ah, cruise ship towels are the best. But Chrissa, here's

597
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 5: I think because I often think about it.

598
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 4: Cruse ship.

599
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 10: Nah.

600
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 3: But I can only imagine, you know.

601
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 5: From shows like some love boats. Yeah, they look very crispy.

602
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 5: Here's here's my issue with taking towels, And I often

603
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 5: think this when I stay in hotels. Not that I

604
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 5: condone the behavior, but how do you fit six towels

605
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 5: in your bank? Because surely you packed a pretty full back.

606
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 17: No, you're on a cruise ship. You're either in like

607
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 17: the same set of clothes all the time, because you've

608
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 17: got the same dress on. If you're a chick, you

609
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 17: were walking around you.

610
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: Have you know?

611
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 2: So did they see you and just be like, gee,

612
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 2: hit the buffet hard this morning?

613
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 6: No?

614
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 17: No, no, no, absolutely not nice.

615
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 4: She's wrapped in like three towns. She would have blown up.

616
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 17: Go back to the room, and then you go back

617
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 17: to the again, that's no idea.

618
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 4: Jordan's five. What did you steal from a room you

619
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Speaker 4: were staying in or a rental?

620
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 2: How are you?

621
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Speaker 12: Guys?

622
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 16: Ended up taking the back of the TV remote because

623
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Speaker 16: we had the same same model at home and the

624
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:36,880
Speaker 16: kids had broken.

625
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 10: The back off.

626
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 3: Oh that's so clever.

627
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 5: So did you look for a specific did you look

628
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,000
Speaker 5: for a specific rental though?

629
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:46,199
Speaker 3: Where you were like, holy holy smokes, that's that's our remote.

630
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 3: We need to hire this room.

631
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 4: Well we are.

632
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 3: It was your wedding.

633
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:51,719
Speaker 14: The hotel.

634
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 10: Yeah, we just had the same model TV, so we

635
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 10: thought we'd have a look at that.

636
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 4: Sounds like a right in the honeymoon? Sweet, don't you?

637
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 3: He's more pumped about that than the marriage, isn't he?

638
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,439
Speaker 4: Do you want to what do they call it?

639
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 2: What do you when you hook up on your wedding

640
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 2: night when you see all the deal?

641
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 6: No?

642
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 4: Times we see what's it called when you were marriage?

643
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 4: It's not It's definitely not very good.

644
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 3: I'm sure, Jordan.

645
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 4: Can I ask?

646
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 2: Was the consummation of the marriage before or after the

647
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 2: remote finding?

648
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 14: It was well before.

649
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 17: It was the late after thoughts.

650
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,360
Speaker 4: You've already you're alread, you're already consummated, and then you're

651
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,360
Speaker 4: onto remote.

652
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 2: All overlimated already have been funny the other day round

653
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 2: if you whipped the remote off and your wife was

654
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,160
Speaker 2: just like, get over here the way you find those

655
00:27:48,320 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 2: remote backs. Is it ever too late to apologize to somebody?

656
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 4: Yes?

657
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 5: Sorry, the answers, Yes, you should just run away change

658
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 5: your name now.

659
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 2: The reason you say that is because I've said that

660
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 2: you will have to make one of these calls very

661
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 2: shortly to a person you least want to call.

662
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 4: We'll get there in a second.

663
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 2: I want to talk about why we're talking about this,

664
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 2: because actually quite a beautiful story here. And Melbourne man

665
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 2: tracked down a door dash driver who he accidentally yelled at.

666
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 2: He was yelling at a dog or something that was

667
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 2: in front of him, and then the poor door dash

668
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 2: driver thought he was yelling at him.

669
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:30,400
Speaker 4: It's a strange story.

670
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 2: Then the guy tracked him down on TikTok and said,

671
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 2: good mate, how you doing.

672
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 18: Wasn't actually yelling at you?

673
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 4: Good night?

674
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 3: Was the driver thinking, though, like bad boy? Like he's

675
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 3: not talking to you mate.

676
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 4: I don't think he said bad boy.

677
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 2: No, I think he said get away, get away from

678
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 2: the door mate, is what.

679
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,719
Speaker 4: He said the door mate.

680
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 2: And the door driver was like, well, picking a man,

681
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 2: I'm just dropping off your body's spag bit.

682
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Speaker 3: What an incredible crack at me?

683
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, confused. That would be a good fun topic.

684
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 4: We ever, did you confuse yourself for a dog?

685
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Speaker 2: But we're not doing it today because what we are

686
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 2: doing write it down.

687
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 4: Though, Yeah, no, I'll save that.

688
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 2: Is it ever too late to apologize? This guy goes

689
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 2: on TikTok, finds the driver apologizes.

690
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 4: Beautiful scenes.

691
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Speaker 3: Let's just get to the point who are you making

692
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Speaker 3: me call?

693
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 2: Well, I want you to have a look at the

694
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 2: screen now because I think, oh no, now. Someone that

695
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 2: I think you owe an apology to, yeah, is a

696
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 2: woman that we used to work in the same building

697
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 2: as we once hosted a breakfast show with her. She

698
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 2: once ran pretty much the best breakfast show in the

699
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 2: country in Matt and Joe.

700
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 3: One hundred percent. She ran the best.

701
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Speaker 5: Breakfast show in the country. It was number one for

702
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 5: like twenty five years straight. I listened to it every

703
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 5: single morning on the way to school.

704
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 6: Yeah.

705
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 3: It was like a family tradition of hours it was.

706
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 3: It was I cann oft believe what you are doing

707
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 3: to me right now?

708
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 2: And you and I used to work late nights at

709
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Speaker 2: that radio sta at the same time that Matt and

710
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 2: Joe were on their Yes right.

711
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 4: It just so happened that.

712
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 2: In the studio that we were in, and we were

713
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 2: very young, we'll prob about twenty one at the time,

714
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Speaker 2: you would sit in Joe's seat, yeah, and I would

715
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 2: sit in Matt's seat.

716
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 6: Yeah.

717
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 3: Yeah.

718
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 4: And we'd use the same studio at night.

719
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Speaker 3: Yeah, which we used to love.

720
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Speaker 4: We used to luck yeah, absolutely love it.

721
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 3: Hamish Nanny Studio Matt and Joe's studio, extra.

722
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 4: Kids in a candy store.

723
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Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, you then would for gags get up, and

724
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 11: you thought it was really funny to fart into the

725
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 11: microphone that you shared with, not with Joe Stanley.

726
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Speaker 5: Not out of can she hear us, by the way,

727
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 5: or can she can't hear us? It wasn't out of

728
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 5: like spie to Joe's stand there or anything more.

729
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 3: I can explain.

730
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 5: I can explain to Joe why I used to do it,

731
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 5: but you need to remember that there's two in the

732
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Speaker 5: morning and we're twenty one year old kids. There was

733
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Speaker 5: something I used to do. There was a reason why

734
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Speaker 5: I did it, Will and you know it. I wanted

735
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:01,719
Speaker 5: to see if you could hear it from the other

736
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 5: end of the building.

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00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 2: You just to turn the speakers as loud as we.

738
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 8: Could go, and then we would bellow these parts down

739
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 8: the corridor.

740
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Speaker 3: It was just a test.

741
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 5: And I mean, at the end of the day, because

742
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 5: it was her microphone, that was just collateral.

743
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 2: Now, but but it was collateral, and I feel like

744
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 2: she for howe many years she continued to operate on

745
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 2: that microphone without knowing that you were farting into it.

746
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 4: Deserves an apology.

747
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 3: That's totally fair enough.

748
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 4: We've got her on the phone line. You're going to

749
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 4: give it to her right up next woods.

750
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 3: Does she know what this is about or might go no?

751
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 3: Can that? Can someone brief her? Fine? She might not

752
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 3: want to.

753
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 2: We are talking about whether it is too late to

754
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 2: apologize to somebody, and we're putting this through the lens

755
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 2: of an apology. I think you've owed a woman called

756
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 2: Joe Stanley for ten years. Joe Stanley, if you were

757
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 2: effectively one of the doi ends of Australian radio, certainly

758
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 2: Melbourne radio, she was. She held a numb one show

759
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 2: with a guy called Matt Tilly for twenty five years.

760
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Speaker 5: He still holds records for the longest streak of number

761
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Speaker 5: one ever. This woman is like a pinnacle of Australia.

762
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 2: He was really, really, really good for a very long time.

763
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Speaker 2: And I think you owe her an apology. We have

764
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 2: Joe Stanley on the phone right now.

765
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 4: Hi, Hi, how are you?

766
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 12: I'm really good about you guy, so he can.

767
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 2: I'm really excited about this, really really excited.

768
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 12: I'm fascinated and excited.

769
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 5: Great, Yeah, that's probably going to change.

770
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Speaker 4: Thank you. Can I just first of all, thank you

771
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 4: so much for coming on.

772
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 2: It's been I don't know how many years since we've spoken,

773
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 2: so I really really appreciate you coming on the show.

774
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 10: Mate.

775
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 13: It's I'm thrilled that you asked me.

776
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 12: I literally have no idea how many years it's seen.

777
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 5: And I would say, Joe, can I say you're involved

778
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 5: in I would say the most formative two weeks of

779
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 5: our radio careers, which were probably your least favorite two

780
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 5: weeks of radio in your entire career.

781
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 10: Oh well, that's It's really lovely. And do you know

782
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 10: what I'm glad.

783
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 14: You for it was two weeks because and maybe it

784
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 14: felt a little longer than that.

785
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 4: Beause you haven't lost it. Have you still smart?

786
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 2: That's amazing now, Joe, look, I want to cut to

787
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 2: the chase here. We're talking about whether it's too late

788
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 2: to apologize for something, and we were just explaining to

789
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 2: the audience that when you used to do the breakfast

790
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 2: show with Matt in the morning, we used to do

791
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 2: the late night show, so we'd be in there with

792
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 2: the Graveyard Chip literally midnight till two am, and we

793
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 2: would sit in the same studio as you, and as

794
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 2: you know, there was absolutely nobody in the office at

795
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 2: this time of the morning, so we had free rain

796
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Speaker 2: and what do I'll let you take over from here.

797
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 3: Thanks so much, Phil, really appreciate so.

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00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 4: Joe.

799
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Speaker 5: One thing that I once brought up again very late,

800
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Speaker 5: was I wonder if I passed wind into a microphone,

801
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 5: and you're standing at the other end of the radio station,

802
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 5: if we crank the speakers to as loud as possible,

803
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 5: you'll be able to hear it.

804
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 10: Right, And so you're saying that you farted into my

805
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 10: mindrophone in a very.

806
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 3: Long winded way.

807
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:20,760
Speaker 12: Yes, what I mean you guys would well aware.

808
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 13: That radio back then was it was a.

809
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 14: Tradition basically founded on fart jokes.

810
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 13: And I can only I can only acknowledge the brilliance

811
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,439
Speaker 13: of that to some degree and sort of say, well,

812
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,959
Speaker 13: I'm you know, I'm sure that there were much worse

813
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 13: smells that I had dealt with in and around that

814
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 13: place figuratively as well.

815
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Speaker 3: As thank you.

816
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 2: Not to like to apologize is an apology accepted?

817
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, I don't know, couldn't careless.

818
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 2: That hilarious, amazing, amazing.

819
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 14: I thought two of you are going to apologize for

820
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 14: the fact that during the two weeks that we were together,

821
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 14: you insisted on working in bare feet after I had

822
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 14: repeatedly asked you not to.

823
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

824
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 5: Sorry, I mean there's a videy to apologize for. Really,

825
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,720
Speaker 5: when you break it down, Joe, did you really did.

826
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 4: Bare feet for two weeks?

827
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 13: I want to look at you.

828
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 5: We were such dickheads back then, like we were twenty

829
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 5: one and we're like, oh, here we go filling in

830
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 5: for the number one breaking show, of course, and then

831
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 5: I reckon in the.

832
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 3: Songs we had a bare feet up on the table.

833
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 12: Yeah, there was a lot of that.

834
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 17: But do you know, while we're clearing the air, I.

835
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 14: Feel like, in the interest, is it too late to apologize.

836
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 16: I probably would happily.

837
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 14: Apologize for the fact that we mercilessly persecuted you during

838
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 14: that two weeks.

839
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 3: I believe the game that you came up with, Joe

840
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 3: was Willy or Woody.

841
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, and it was you.

842
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 3: Look a you're still laughing about it.

843
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 5: You found this so funny and effectively it was this

844
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 5: is a horrific thing that Will has to do. Yes,

845
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 5: but Woody, as his best mate, you can stop him

846
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 5: from doing that.

847
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 3: If you do this horrific thing, is.

848
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 2: It fair of me to say Woods that like some

849
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 2: of those farts came up with a bit more heat

850
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 2: immediately after those couple of weeks, after we've been through

851
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 2: William into Joe's microphone.

852
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 3: Didn't actually started after that two weeks.

853
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 4: Thank you so much as it's been a pleasure to

854
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,720
Speaker 4: talk to you, Joe Bye.

855
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 2: Wow.

856
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 4: That is amazing.

857
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 2: Never too late to apologize.

858
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 5: Lessen fart on microphones her words Radio Gold. I hope

859
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 5: the Boss was listening. She's a legend of radio